1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,508 Justin, have you seen my wand? I swear it was right here, 2 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,553 but all I found is this one chopstick. 3 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:13,680 And I don't know why this is so unnerving, 4 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:16,391 but it's like, what kind of maniac 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,476 eats with just one chopstick? 6 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:23,023 - I have your wand. - Where are you going with this? 7 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,860 Well, I had an exciting idea for today's wizard lesson. 8 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,988 We're gonna pretend that, that chopstick is your wand. 9 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:32,866 Yeah, I see you're playing fast and loose with the word "exciting." 10 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:35,452 Billie, magic is a huge responsibility. 11 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,704 And you have a tendency to cast first 12 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,080 and ask questions later. 13 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,708 The Floogie, the erasing potion, the Phantomus. 14 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,667 Hey, that last one wasn't my fault. 15 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:46,379 He was following the magic that I wasn't supposed to be doing. 16 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,340 Okay, fine. I'll give you that one. 17 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,093 If I'm going to teach you to control your powers, 18 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,637 we need to focus on your spellcasting technique 19 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,389 before you can pick up your real wand again. 20 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:57,724 Now... 21 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:01,478 ...raise your chopstick. 22 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,606 This really takes the fun out of magic. 23 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,357 Magic isn't supposed to be fun, okay? 24 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,608 This is serious business! 25 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,028 Now, look at the chart and repeat after me. 26 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,322 One, two, three, cast. 27 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,575 Once more with some feeling! 28 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,536 One, two, three, cast. 29 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:21,623 That's it! Yeah, that's it. 30 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,374 A hundred more times and you got this. 31 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,295 One, two, three, cast. One, two, three, cast. 32 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,385 Okay. Edgebonoutoosis. 33 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,555 Have fun. Well, I was talking to me. 34 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,266 You're gonna be miserable. 35 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,106 Hey, Milo, what you doing? 36 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:47,565 Playing with Mr. Chompers. 37 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,149 I have to take him back to school tomorrow, 38 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,360 but he doesn't want to go. 39 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:53,196 - He said that? - Of course, not. He's a guinea pig. 40 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,449 Aw, he's so cute. 41 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:58,368 Isn't he cute, Justin? 42 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,203 Uh-oh. 43 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,872 A double? Really? 44 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,331 That was one of the first tricks 45 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:06,584 - Alex pulled on my dad. - Was it funny then? 46 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,128 - No! - Is it funny now? 47 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,337 No! 48 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,005 Billie, you need to learn something, okay? 49 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:14,634 With great power comes great responsibility. 50 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,594 - Hey, that's from-- - Me. Yep, I said it. 51 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:18,930 Just made it up. Right now. 52 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:21,598 You've left me no choice, okay? 53 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:22,766 Give me your wand. 54 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,309 When you show me you can take magic seriously, 55 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,435 you'll get it back. 56 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:27,897 Uh... ancient spirits hear my plea, make him think I take magic-- 57 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:29,107 Seriously? 58 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,651 Misusing a spell is not the solution. 59 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,862 I know. It just seems so much faster. 60 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:40,368 {\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 61 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,245 {\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 62 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,205 {\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 63 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:47,250 {\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 64 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:51,754 {\an8}♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 65 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:54,006 ♪ You might run into trouble If you go to extremes ♪ 66 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,926 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 67 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,553 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 68 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,223 ♪ What it seems ♪ 69 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,980 {\an8}Getting ready for school without magic takes forever. 70 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,277 {\an8}Yeah, no way I'll figure that out. 71 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,362 {\an8}Loafers it is! 72 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,283 Man, I can't believe Justin took my wand away 73 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:22,618 {\an8}just because I said magic is fun. 74 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,828 {\an8}It is fun. 75 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:25,705 I hope I'm not that serious when I'm 50. 76 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,668 {\an8}Someone just needs to remind him what fun is. 77 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,714 This magical prank site will have something 78 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,717 that'll make even Justin Russo lighten up. 79 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:41,054 Okay, let's see. Shrink Box? Nah, too extreme! 80 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,600 Ooh, a Stink Box! The sounds, the smells. 81 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,312 {\an8}If that doesn't make him laugh, there's no saving him. 82 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:52,981 What you doing? 83 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:55,776 {\an8}Uh, not ordering things from a wizard website. 84 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,487 {\an8}If that's what you think. 85 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:00,406 Hey, what's with the pillows? 86 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:01,823 It's dodgeball day in gym, 87 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,493 {\an8}and these jerk bag kids, the "Dodge Brawlers," 88 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:05,870 {\an8}always annihilate us. 89 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,621 {\an8}Normally, I just prepare emotionally, 90 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,249 {\an8}but that doesn't help with the bruises, 91 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:10,875 {\an8}so that's what these babies are for. 92 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,839 {\an8}Well, you'll definitely get the stuffing knocked out of you. 93 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,425 Come on, I can't wait to get to school! 94 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,096 "Can't wait to get to school?" 95 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:27,100 {\an8}Either I'm a positive influence on her or she's up to something. 96 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:34,774 A Shrink Box? 97 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,735 {\an8}She was ordering stuff from a wizard website. 98 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,196 She is up to-- Ooh, new item section. 99 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:42,991 Magic "Muscle Shirt." 100 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:47,078 {\an8}"Magically gives you more muscles than you know what to do with." 101 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,246 {\an8}Well, I know what to do with it. 102 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,957 I know exactly what to do with it! 103 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,672 Mom, I don't think I can take Mr. Chompers back to school today. 104 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,966 He has chicken pox. 105 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,594 - He's a guinea pig. - Okay, he has guinea pig pox. 106 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,681 Either way, he can't go back to school. 107 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,142 Nice try, sweetie, but we've talked about this. 108 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,519 You're just not ready to have a pet. 109 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,355 Besides, Mr. Chompers belongs to your class. 110 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,608 Fine, but if the entire fifth grade gets guinea pig pox, it's on you. 111 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:22,155 Giada, you're not going to believe this. 112 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,864 Superintendent Kowalski just emailed. 113 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,407 He wants to interview me today. 114 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,285 This is my chance to become principal. 115 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,163 - Like, permanently! - Oh, babe, that's amazing! 116 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,998 I know. I told him I was so ready. 117 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,752 But I am so not ready. I gotta get ready. 118 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,836 Milo! Milo, come downstairs! 119 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,256 I gotta get to school! Like, if... if you see Milo, 120 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,258 tell him downstairs now, because I gotta... 121 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:45,470 I'm right here. 122 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,890 Don't worry, honey. He won't leave without you. 123 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,267 Actually, he can't. He forgot his keys. 124 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,855 I guess this is it, Mr. Chompers. 125 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,149 Unless... 126 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:02,904 This will work. 127 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:10,620 There you go, buddy. 128 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:15,166 I'll be back as soon as I can. 129 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,251 Well, after three. 130 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,795 They won't let me out before three. 131 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:24,341 I'm glad you changed. 132 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,135 I was not gonna talk to you dressed like that. 133 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,638 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Winter, what's up? 134 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,015 But... but you'll talk to her dressed like that? 135 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,308 Yeah, she can pull it off. 136 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:36,354 Billie? My office. Now! 137 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:37,896 What'd you do this time? 138 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:40,650 Nothing. Just sent your dad a little something to lighten the mood. 139 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,402 - He can take a joke, right? - Totally. 140 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,695 People say I get my sense of humor from him. 141 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:46,572 Oh, no, I'm doomed. 142 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,783 Billie, I really need you to come to my office. 143 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:50,867 I'm serious! 144 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:53,329 Of course, you're serious. You're always serious! 145 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,375 She's so lucky she's getting out of dodgeball. 146 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:00,378 I couldn't sleep last night. I woke up five times. 147 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,547 Well, one was 'cause I had to pee. 148 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,258 And two were 'cause my little brothers were sleep fighting. 149 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,550 And the fourth time was 150 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,845 'cause I left my window open, and an owl flew in. 151 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:12,432 But the fifth time was definitely about dodgeball. 152 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:15,726 Ooh, that got here fast. 153 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,895 Winter, I've got a feeling the Dodge Brawlers 154 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,232 are in for a big surprise. 155 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,818 Did you get them a gift so they wouldn't pummel you? 156 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:25,736 Can I put my name on the card? 157 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:27,447 Roman, put my name on the card! 158 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,036 Oh. 159 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:38,166 And for a Stink Box, I expect a little more stink. 160 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,458 Dang it! 161 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,586 The prank I sent to Justin must have been a dud. 162 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,255 - Billie! - Justin? 163 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,133 What did you do? 164 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,303 Why do you think I did this? 165 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,221 You just said, "The prank that I sent Justin 166 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:54,390 must have been a dud!" 167 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,977 Man, I really need to stop talking to myself out loud. 168 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,688 What are you looking at? 169 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,446 I can't believe you sent me a Shrink Box! 170 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,572 No, I sent you a Stink Box 171 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:13,284 to show you magic doesn't have to be so serious all the time. 172 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,494 You know, as a joke. 173 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,370 Does this look like a joke to you? 174 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,623 Don't answer that. 175 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,582 I don't get it. 176 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,627 When I ordered it, I'm sure I clicked on... 177 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:24,754 Oh, no. 178 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:26,756 Uh-huh. 179 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,799 Hey, in my defense, they shouldn't put Shrink Box 180 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,384 and Stink Box right next to each other. 181 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:32,762 It makes no sense. 182 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:35,306 It's in alphabetical order. It makes all of the sense. 183 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,850 This is exactly what I was talking about. 184 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:39,852 You aren't being responsible with your magic! 185 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:42,479 But I can be. I can fix this. 186 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,564 I'll just... 187 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:45,441 I took your wand. 188 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:46,859 You took my wand. 189 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:48,611 Why'd you have to take my wand? 190 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,906 Really? You need a bigger example than this? 191 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:53,866 Bigger. 192 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:56,327 Sorry. 193 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,120 New plan. We'll just go back to the lair, 194 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:02,083 and put you back to normal size before anyone realizes you shrunk. 195 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,086 - There's just one tiny problem. - Tiny! 196 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:07,964 Hey, you're the one that keeps saying these things. 197 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,424 I can't leave right now. I'm supposed to do a video call 198 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:13,386 with Superintendent Kowalski in five minutes. 199 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,262 He's gonna interview me for the principal's position. 200 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,807 I've been waiting for this opportunity for years! 201 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:20,142 - Okay, I've got a plan. - What's your plan? 202 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,852 I'll send Superintendent Kowalski a Shrink Box, too, 203 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,063 and you'll be the same size. 204 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,856 What's his address? 205 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,276 Billie! 206 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,403 Don't worry. 207 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,530 I'll think of something. I got your back. 208 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,534 This is bad. I gotta fix this. 209 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,413 "My dream job." Perfect! 210 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,373 Next to Justin, this stuff will look full size. 211 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:45,418 Okay, "astronaut, race car driver..." 212 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,920 What, doesn't anyone want a desk job anymore? 213 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,756 There's gotta be one kid who's shooting for the middle. 214 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,051 {\an8}Paralegal. 215 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,220 Don't know what that is, but I'm bored just looking at it. 216 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:58,431 Way to come through, Jonathan R. 217 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,774 Do the Dodge Brawlers look bigger today? 218 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,735 Or angrier? Or bigger and angrier? 219 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,655 I'm not really comfortable with any combination of those things. 220 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:16,991 Roman? 221 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,336 Today, we take the Dodge Brawlers down! 222 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,298 Whoa, you are yoked! 223 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,759 Is a thing I never thought I'd say about you. 224 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,303 It's a magic Muscle Shirt. 225 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,847 I ordered it off a wizard website. Guess what it does? 226 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,891 Gives you the strength of all those muscles? 227 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,018 Yeah, okay, I guess that was obvious. 228 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,230 Don't you think people will notice you suddenly look like a superhero? 229 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,525 Luckily, I've gone to great lengths to never show my bare arms in gym. 230 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,444 For all they know, I've always looked like this. 231 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,238 Let's dodgeball. 232 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,283 - That's a basketball. - Oh. 233 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,578 Now! Let's dodgeball! 234 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,335 Sorry, Coach. 235 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:15,675 Ooh! 236 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,637 Roman, this is your moment! Say something cool! 237 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,140 Who wants to have a ball? 238 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,643 That wasn't it! Just hit him! Hit him! 239 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,903 I did it! I beat the Dodge Brawlers! 240 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,155 I'm a legend! 241 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:42,952 Roland! Roland! Roland! Roland! Roland! 242 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,621 - They're chanting my name. - They're chanting "Roland." 243 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:46,956 Close enough! 244 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:51,252 Roland! Roland! Roland! Roland! 245 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:57,341 Good afternoon, Superintendent Kowalski. 246 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:58,925 What's wrong with your voice? 247 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,594 You sound like you swallowed a dog toy. 248 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,223 You weren't chewing on a dog toy, were you, Russo? 249 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,976 Uh... [chuckles] I just... 250 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,311 A cold. 251 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,188 I... I just have a cold. 252 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,400 Oh, well, don't sneeze. It grosses me out. 253 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,695 Look, I have some news about Principal Finley. 254 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:19,530 He's dead. 255 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,659 - What? - To me. Dead to me. 256 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,328 Joker went on vacation and decided never to come back. 257 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:30,958 So, how would you like to be the new principal of Greenwald Middle? 258 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,210 - It would be an honor, sir. - Whoa. 259 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,629 Slow your roll, Russo. 260 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,091 Job's not yours yet. Convince me. 261 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,634 I put a lot of thought into this. 262 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,596 I... I just need my note cards. 263 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,722 Oh, right. 264 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:49,185 Hurry up. I'm on the free version of video chat here. 265 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,562 You have three minutes and four ads to make your case. 266 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,859 Here we go. So, in conclusion, I-- 267 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,403 No, no! Not "in conclusion." I haven't even started. 268 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,990 This is getting real weird real fast. 269 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,993 You know what? Just forget it. 270 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,661 Forget it? You don't tell me to forget it. 271 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:11,165 I tell you to forget it. And don't you forget it! 272 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,003 Look, Mr. Kowalski, this isn't going the way that I planned, 273 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,879 but I assure you, I am a straight shooter. 274 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,049 No one will take this job more seriously than me. 275 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,554 No explaining that. 276 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,312 What is going on? 277 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,022 Time to shred! 278 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,819 Roman, what are you doing? 279 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,279 Giving the people what they want. 280 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,739 And it turns out people want smashing 281 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:48,369 and shredding here! 282 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,913 Okay, it is definitely time to take that shirt off. 283 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,205 Not a chance! 284 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,041 This is the most fun I've had at school, 285 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,585 since they added A-plus-plus to the grading system. 286 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,132 Come on, Roman. There's a new librarian. 287 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,635 If we make friends with her, she'll let us keep our books out longer. 288 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,929 I used to think things like that were important. 289 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,973 Then I got these! 290 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,184 What's gotten into you? 291 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,770 The only thing bigger than those muscles is your ego. 292 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:16,856 Hey, thanks. 293 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,234 You know that wasn't a compliment. 294 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,777 Oh-ho! 295 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,364 A 64-ouncer! Let's do this. 296 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,122 I'm totally crushing it! 297 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,166 Get it? Crushing it? 298 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,713 I got it, but I don't think I want it. 299 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,965 Yeah, you do. 300 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,387 It's good to be home. 301 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,056 - Ow! - Sorry. 302 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,350 Are you okay? 303 00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:55,436 Better now that I'm out of there. 304 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,855 Do you have to swing your backpack so much on the way home? 305 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,857 I was trying to act casual. 306 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,359 I don't want anyone to think I had a tiny person in there. 307 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,738 Why would anyone think that you-- You know what? 308 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,365 Just forget it. Can we get to the lair? 309 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,534 You got it. And listen, 310 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,079 I'm really sorry about what happened with-- Kowalski! 311 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,789 Hello. 312 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,584 I'm looking for Justin Russo. 313 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,545 And I am really regretting leaving the door open. 314 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,595 So, is Russo here or not? 315 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,763 You gotta put me down before he sees me! 316 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,890 What do you think I'm trying to do? 317 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,349 Who are you talking to? 318 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,268 Uh... My... myself. 319 00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,772 You... you know, teenagers, always talking to ourselves. 320 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,650 You were once a teenager, right? 321 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,361 So I've been told. 322 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,406 Look, I tried to reach Russo at school, but he wasn't there. 323 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,367 Um, I can give him your message. 324 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,494 Do you really want to be the one to tell him 325 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,079 that he's not right for the principal job? 326 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,664 Wait, what? 327 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,832 But Justin really wants that job. 328 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,000 Oh, well, in that case, I'll give it to him. 329 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,252 - Really? - No! 330 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,297 Look, he's a great vice principal, 331 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,591 and he's been doing a great job as acting principal, 332 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:11,010 but today, I just get the sense 333 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,430 that there's something going on behind my back. 334 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,099 It's a little lower than that. 335 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,241 Let me help you with that. 336 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,541 You're welcome. 337 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,752 I see you're still wearing the shirt. 338 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,755 Oh, yeah! Never taking this puppy off. 339 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,882 Thought you'd say that. 340 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,176 I just wanted to warn you, the Dodge Brawlers 341 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,845 have been telling everyone they want a rematch. 342 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,974 Who cares? I'll take 'em down anywhere, anytime. 343 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,101 Oh, wow, what a coincidence. 344 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,603 Looks like they're right here, right now. 345 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,233 Good. I just wish there was a bigger crowd. 346 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,532 - This is for your own good. - What? 347 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,951 Ah, go get him, big guy! 348 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,795 These are my essay writing arms, not my dodgeball arms! 349 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,756 Can we reschedule? 350 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,800 No, we have to face them, Roman. 351 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,677 - But I need my muscles. - No, you don't. 352 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,888 Those muscles made you as bad as those jerk bags. 353 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,306 I was scared of them too, 354 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,516 but beating them with magic isn't the answer. 355 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,518 - Is running away the answer? - No! 356 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,314 We can win this without magic. 357 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,358 All right. Let's do this. 358 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,445 Whoo! 359 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,909 We should not have done that. 360 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:01,080 We not only lost the game, we lost our dignity. 361 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:03,832 And I think I lost a tooth. 362 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,711 Nope, still there. Just not where it was before. 363 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,423 I still can't figure out what happened to my Muscle Shirt. 364 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,716 Oh, that was me. 365 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,259 You did that? 366 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,012 Why? 367 00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,139 I wanted the old Roman back. 368 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,309 And the old Roman doesn't fight his battles with magic. 369 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,769 He loses fair and square. 370 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,773 Feels like you're being sincere, so I'm gonna let that one slide. 371 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,819 I guess all those muscles did go to my head. 372 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,863 But that rematch against the Brawlers could have been the end of us. 373 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:38,200 But it wasn't. The end of us is still a terrifying mystery. 374 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,660 Like it's meant to be. 375 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,039 So, wanna go make friends with the new librarian? 376 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,165 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure 377 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,085 she's gonna make you pay for that book you tore in half. 378 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,424 Mr. Kowalski, you have to give Justin another chance. 379 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,342 No, I need to trust my gut. 380 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,053 That guy is flakier than a croissant. 381 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,722 A delicious buttery croissant. 382 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,100 Dang, I picked the wrong day to cut carbs! 383 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,061 Psst! 384 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,899 What are you doing? If he sees me, he'll know we're wizards. 385 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,777 If he leaves, you'll never be principal. 386 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,612 Those don't feel like the same stakes. 387 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,740 You know what? Just get him away from the mirror, 388 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,075 so I can get to the lair! 389 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,743 Uh... 390 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,912 Mr. Kowalski, I think you left your headlights on. 391 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:25,998 I did? 392 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,001 Wait a minute. It's the middle of the day. 393 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,711 And I walked here. 394 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,966 Uh... Hey, wanna go check out the water stain on the kitchen island? 395 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,802 - It looks just like Bruno Mars. - Bruno Mars? 396 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:40,721 I love that guy. 397 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,310 No, I'm here on official business. 398 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,687 And like Mother always said, when you crush a grown man's dreams, 399 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,814 you do it in person. 400 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,485 Look, it's my fault Justin was acting weird today. 401 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,278 He didn't think I was being serious 402 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,573 about my lessons, so I pulled a prank on him. 403 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:02,201 Hey, who doesn't love a good prank? 404 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,328 Oh, yes, me. 405 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,498 But Justin was only doing what's best for me. 406 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,501 I don't want to be the reason he misses out on this chance. 407 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,463 He's never given up on me, so don't give up on him. 408 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:17,507 That is so sweet. 409 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,511 But why was his desk made of choc-sickle sticks? 410 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:27,100 It was a gift from his students, because they love him so much. 411 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,938 Love, huh? I wonder how that feels. 412 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,191 I need to get to the mirror faster! 413 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,903 Oh, Mr. Chompers, you're huge! 414 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,321 Oh, no, wait, I'm tiny. 415 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,408 Just the right size to ride a guinea pig! 416 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,077 Man, this is a weird day. 417 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,580 So, you'll give Justin another chance? 418 00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,833 Fine, but I better not see any more shenanigans from him. 419 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,629 Whoo-hoo! 420 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:59,383 Go, Chompers! Ride like the wind! 421 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,847 You... you will not regret this, especially if you keep facing that way. 422 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,809 Oh, so you're the weird one. 423 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,352 Now I get it. 424 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,857 Whoo-hoo! Now leap, Chompers! Leap to the mirror! 425 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,069 Wait, why are you stopping? Whoa! 426 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:24,616 Superintendent Kowalski. 427 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,705 Russo, today's your lucky day. 428 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,291 This young lady has convinced me to give you a second chance. 429 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,127 Of course, she did. She always has my back. 430 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,336 Mm. 431 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,089 You know, for a serious guy, 432 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,383 you were having a lot of fun riding on that guinea pig. 433 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,260 Oh, I was? It was the best. 434 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,096 Russo, I don't have all day. 435 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,597 Coming, sir. 436 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,975 Show yourself into my kitchen, right? 437 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,817 Now that was an interview! Didn't even feel like two hours. 438 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,279 Yeah. [chuckles] Felt like two days. 439 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,907 Congratulations, Principal Russo. 440 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,826 Principal Russo. 441 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,162 Oh, look at that. I got goosebumps. 442 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,538 Oh, uh... 443 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,957 Before I forget. 444 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:17,002 Wait, but I didn't take magic seriously. 445 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,128 I shrank you. 446 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,548 You did, but, you spent the rest of the day helping me. 447 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,967 And that was seriously cool of you. 448 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,678 Thanks. 449 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:31,350 Milo, you are in so much trouble. 450 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:32,559 Do you know what your son did? 451 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,269 From the guinea pig running around our house, 452 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:35,812 I can put two and two together. 453 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,274 I led with my heart. No regrets. 454 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:45,196 - I have some good news. - You nailed the interview. 455 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,240 Of course, I did! 456 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,494 Well, there was one tiny little problem. 457 00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:56,291 Now that I have the job, I can laugh at that. 458 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,168 Love a good pun. 459 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,214 What happened to you? 460 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,549 I tried to use magic, and it blew up in my face. 461 00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,052 Yeah, it'll do that to you.