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♪ Deck the halls
with orange and black ♪
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♪ Halloween is finally back ♪
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Billie, it's five o'clock
in the morning.
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Correction, it's five o'clock
on Halloween morning.
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My favorite day of the year.
Here, open your presents.
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Halloween presents?
That's not a thing.
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It is now, Roman, get on board.
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It's a shriek-in-a-box.
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Well, that's a new thing to be scared of.
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Come on, Roman, open yours.
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I don't want to.
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But you have to.
It's your Halloween gift.
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Open it before the spiders hatch.
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You gave me a box full of spiders?
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No, I gave you a box full of spider eggs.
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If you don't eat 'em quick,
you're gonna have to raise 'em.
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Why is this happening?
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'Cause I'm giving you mortals
the best Wizard Halloween ever.
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We're gonna go build gingerbread coffins,
bob for eels, decorate for Pumpkin Belly.
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- We're gonna--
- Oh, I get it.
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Wizard Halloween is like Mortal Christmas.
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No, Mortal Christmas
is like Wizard Halloween.
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You guys even ripped off
all of our best carols.
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♪ Up through the floorboard
Creep, creep, creep ♪
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♪ A beast made
of nightmares to watch you sleep ♪
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That is horrifying.
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That's just the radio version.
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Come on, let's go.
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No, I'm going back to sleep.
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No, you're not!
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Is that her head?
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Why are you screaming?
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I'm the one who just
rolled over Milo's socks.
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Now, get up, the last one downstairs
is a rotting corpse.
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{\an8}♪ Everything
is not what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have
what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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I still can't believe we have
to go to school on Halloween.
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Back home,
it's a national holiday.
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If you're so into Halloween,
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why aren't you wearing
a costume?
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I am. This is the scariest thing
I could think of. Boring mortal.
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- Is that my sweater?
- Yep.
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{\an8}Milo, are you gonna be able
to sit down in this thing?
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{\an8}Nope. I also can't pee.
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So, please pick me up
from school right on time.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen,
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{\an8}introducing Acting Principal Russo.
But before I rock,
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{\an8}I gotta roll.
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Dad, where's your costume?
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You always dress up
for Halloween.
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{\an8}Well, costumes are fine
for the Vice Principal, son,
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{\an8}but since Principal Finley
is out of town,
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{\an8}I'm top dog.
And Acting Principal Russo
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{\an8}has to keep it professional.
Look, I even tied a double Windsor.
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{\an8}Oh, nicely done.
Oh.
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Okay, so I clipped
a double Windsor.
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{\an8}Dad, can you help me
put my bike in the garage?
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I don't want it to get messed up
when the house gets egged.
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Why would the house get egged?
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{\an8}The principal's house
always gets egged on Halloween.
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{\an8}And since you're
the acting principal...
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{\an8}Oh, my.
How did I not think of this?
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What was that about?
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I'm a sandwich.
What do I know about women?
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{\an8}All right, come on, come on,
you guys, let's get to school.
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{\an8}I get to park
in the principal's spot today.
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{\an8}That's right, no more parking
at the bank
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{\an8}across the street for me,
so... Very exciting.
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{\an8}Yeah, let's get a move on.
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{\an8}I finished my juice ten minutes ago,
so clock is ticking.
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{\an8}Hey, Roman, check it out.
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{\an8}I brought
a Halloween decoration
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{\an8}to hang up at school.
It's a gristle-toe.
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Is that meat on a string?
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No, it's a gristle-toe.
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If you get caught underneath it,
you have to curse.
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You've never heard of cursing
under the gristle-toe?
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I've heard of
"kissing under the mistletoe."
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Ugh, you mortals are gross.
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You know, I thought going
to school on Halloween
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would be the worst. And it was.
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I know! Nobody got my costume.
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Obviously, I'm a unicorn
hall monitor.
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"Hey, no galloping
in the halls!"
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- Oh, I see it.
- Thank you.
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Personally, I thought school
had just the right amount
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of Halloween spirit.
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The streamers were a nice touch,
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and the librarians
handed out candy.
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Mentoids aren't candy,
they're mints.
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That's not
what my dentist says.
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Roman, we do not speak
of dentists on Halloween.
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That is candy's most sacred day.
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Well, hey, Halloween's not over.
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What would you be doing
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if you were
in the wizard world right now?
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Well, I would be decorating
for Pumpkin Belly,
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but I can't.
Giada already did it.
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Uh...
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Decorating for Pumpkin Belly?
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You've never heard
of Pumpkin Belly?
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Pumpkin Belly,
you know, Pumpkin Belly!
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Okay, look, you can say it
ten more times,
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I still won't know
what you're talking about.
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He's a giant evil monster who stalks
the streets on Halloween night,
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eating junk food and children.
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I've never eaten children,
but if I have junk food after seven,
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I'll burp out my retainer.
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That's Pumpkin Belly.
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He visits every young wizard's house
on Halloween,
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and if your decorations
aren't scary enough,
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he eats you.
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And do you want him to come?
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No, you decorate
to keep him away.
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Some people start in July
just to be safe.
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Uh, yeah, okay, I'm sorry
to disappoint you,
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but Pumpkin Belly's
not a thing here.
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We can't have a wizard Halloween
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if nobody believes
in Pumpkin Belly.
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Wh... Well, I believe in him.
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I believe so hard
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that I'm actually
gonna go home right now
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and put up some decorations
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to make sure that Pumpkin Belly
doesn't come.
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I mean, could you imagine
if that happened?
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That would be a real wizard Halloween
for you, am I right?
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If Pumpkin Belly came?
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So we gotta make sure
that doesn't happen.
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See ya.
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All right, so what if we don't
have Pumpkin Belly in the mortal world?
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We can still have a fun Halloween.
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We can watch an age-appropriate movie
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and pig out on raisins
and seaweed squares.
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How does that sound?
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Like I'm hanging out with your dad.
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Yeah, he is fun, isn't he?
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What was that?
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It sounded like a cow got arrested.
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I'm testing my security gear
for the pranksters tonight.
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Now go upstairs and change.
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Camouflage is encouraged,
but not required.
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Love, are you really that worried
about us getting pranked?
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No, I'm not worried.
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I bought a laser scope
for a water cannon 'cause I'm chill.
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Sweetheart, I... I'm just
the acting principal, okay?
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I'm not the actual principal.
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It'll be like every other Halloween.
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I'm gonna bake my famous pumpkin bread.
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Milo will go trick-or-treating.
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You'll steal all
of his peanut butter cups.
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I'll steal them back.
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We do this dance every year.
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Justin, trust me. These kids are ruthless.
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They know how to walk without sound.
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They know how to disappear
into the shadows.
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They know how to fit
three cartons of eggs in a backpack
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by cushioning them with a dish towel.
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That was an oddly specific example.
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Yeah, well, you're not
on Waverly Place anymore, Russo, okay?
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This is Staten Island.
We sell eggs in bulk out here.
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You heard your mother, Milo.
Move your buns!
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Been dying to say that all day.
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Billie, are you all right?
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You've barely touched your raisins.
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You want 'em?
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Usually only allow myself one box a day,
but it is Halloween.
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Oh, Roman, what would your dentist say?
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And it may be October 31st,
but it is not Halloween.
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Oh, sweet, a wizard.
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Here's some dumb mortal candy.
Don't get too excited, though.
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None of it screams when you bite into it.
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Uh-oh. Roman, you gotta see this.
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Someone jacked all of our decorations.
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Now there's nothing protecting us
from Pumpkin Belly.
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Are we still talking about this?
Pumpkin Belly isn't real.
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Pretty sure you thought wizards
weren't real until about a week ago, so...
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Oh, well, if Pumpkin Belly moves in
and starts hogging all the hot water,
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I'll start believing in him too.
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You won't be laughing
when he shows up and eats you.
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I gotta fix this.
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All right, decoratus terrifyus.
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This is so dumb.
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Your big bad Halloween monster
is gonna be scared off
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by a plastic scarecrow?
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No, no, that'll work.
That'll definitely work.
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Oh, no. Those are nightmare hounds.
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The first sign of Pumpkin Belly.
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What signs?
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There are four signs
that Pumpkin Belly is coming.
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First, you hear the nightmare hounds.
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Then you smell roasting pumpkin.
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Then comes the scream of a banshee.
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And finally, three knocks at your door
tells you Pumpkin Belly is nigh.
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Nigh?
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It means "near."
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Yes, I know what it means.
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It's just a really weird thing to say.
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We're too late.
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The decorations won't
keep him away. Nigh is now.
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- Stop trying to make nigh a thing.
- Not nigh, Roman!
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These locks will never stop Pumpkin Belly.
He'll just kick the door down.
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I thought he knocks three times.
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Yeah, to let you know he's about
to kick the door down.
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Okay, we could move the sofa
in front of it.
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Oh, what am I talking about?
I don't believe in Pumpkin Belly.
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What's that smell?
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It's roasting pumpkin.
That's the second sign.
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Okay, if that was the second sign,
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which I'm not saying it was,
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and I believed
that Pumpkin Belly was real,
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which I'm not saying I do,
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what would we do to protect ourselves?
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I don't know. I've never been
dumb enough to not decorate.
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Okay...
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It says here, Pumpkin Belly
only ends his rampage
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when his stomach churns
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from eating too many children and sweets.
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Hm, can his stomach churn
from eating only sweets?
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Because that would be my preference.
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That's it. We just have
to stuff him so full of candy
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that he gets barfy and goes home.
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But we can't get too close to him.
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My dad has a T-shirt launcher
in the attic.
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Maybe we can shoot
some candy out of that.
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You guys have a machine
that launches T-shirts,
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but I still have to wiggle
the toilet handle to make it flush?
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Okay, we are ready for pranksters.
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Cameras are set up,
perimeter is secured,
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and the front walk is coated
in cooking oil.
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Is that what happened to all the oil?
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If my pumpkin bread sticks
to the pan, it's on you.
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Uh, Giada, honey, you sure
you're not going overboard here?
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What makes you say that?
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Is that our T-shirt launcher?
242
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,503
Yeah, but I turned it
into my net launcher.
243
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,754
Giada, we can't trap kids.
244
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,632
I'm not trapping them,
it's catch and release.
245
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,761
That's the perimeter alarm.
We're under attack!
246
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,805
I told you, Dad,
the principal always gets egged.
247
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,181
Do you realize what this means?
248
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:06,892
You finally get to use
your pressure washer?
249
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,895
Yes. But also, the students,
they don't just see me
250
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,150
as their acting principal,
they see me as their actual principal.
251
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,193
Principal Russo.
252
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,695
I like the sound of that.
253
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,030
What happened, Mom?
Did you get 'em?
254
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,367
Yeah, bagged him like a king salmon.
255
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,119
Then I realized it was just
the Deever twins looking for their cat,
256
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,873
and they were not pleased.
I gotta go reload.
257
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,332
Stay frosty.
258
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,963
Did you find the T-shirt launcher?
259
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:39,215
Nope. Can you just conjure a weapon?
260
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,886
If you were your dad, will you teach me
how to conjure a weapon?
261
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,053
I'll keep looking.
262
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,433
Scream of a banshee,
that's the third sign.
263
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:50,436
Wait, wait, w-- what was that?
Is Pumpkin Belly nigh?
264
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:54,565
Billie? Billie? Is he nigh?
265
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,445
Stay away from the doors,
I just heard the scream of a banshee.
266
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,905
Actually, you heard the scream
of a man who burnt his hand
267
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,115
on a pumpkin bread pan.
268
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:04,909
Did you hear that?
269
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,912
I think there's a six-year-old girl
caught in one of my booby traps.
270
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,371
That was me...
271
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:13,291
burning my hand trying to get
my pumpkin bread out of the pan,
272
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,586
'cause someone used
all the cooking oil on the front walk.
273
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:19,298
Okay, it was a good plan
and I stand by it.
274
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,177
Wait, so that was the pumpkin smell?
275
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,804
I thought Pumpkin Belly was coming.
276
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,430
Pumpkin Belly?
277
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,682
Oh, come on, you don't still
believe in that stuff, do you?
278
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,059
Who's Pumpkin Belly?
279
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,560
He's just some Wizard legend,
like a Halloween--
280
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,355
It's not a legend,
I heard the nightmare hounds.
281
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,940
Oh, wait, you mean these hounds?
282
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:45,032
So, the scream, the pumpkin, the hounds,
none of those signs were real?
283
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,285
No. No, there is nothing to worry about.
284
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,037
Except for the amount of candy
that Milo's had.
285
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,456
Kid hasn't blinked in three hours.
286
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,671
I should probably go check on him.
287
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,131
I don't want him to get stuck like that.
288
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,678
You okay, sweetie?
289
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,096
Yeah. It's just weird.
290
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,306
I should be relieved
that Pumpkin Belly isn't coming,
291
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,060
but I don't know. Kind of bummed.
292
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:17,731
It's not weird. I mean,
you're living here now.
293
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,483
A lot of things are different.
294
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,111
Probably felt nice
to have something from home.
295
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,363
Even if it was a monster.
296
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,117
I guess I just didn't realize
how homesick I was.
297
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,036
Hey.
298
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,122
This is a big transition.
299
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,832
But I promise we're gonna do
everything we can
300
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,251
to make it feel like home.
301
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:38,878
Thanks, Giada.
302
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,254
Of course.
303
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,172
Although I don't think
we're ever gonna match
304
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,384
a wizard Halloween. You guys go hard.
305
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,804
You have no idea.
306
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,519
Okay, I found a catcher's mask
and a nine iron.
307
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,563
I'm thinking we run like
a little offense-defense.
308
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,482
You swing for his knees,
and I will wear the mask and hide.
309
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,320
- It doesn't matter.
- What?
310
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,113
No, no... What about the signs?
311
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,489
They weren't signs.
312
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,035
Turns out Pumpkin Belly isn't real,
no matter how much I wanted him to be.
313
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,411
What, so...?
314
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,496
That's it? It's just all over?
315
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,707
Guess I'm just gonna have
a boring old mortal Halloween
316
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,334
like a boring old mortal.
317
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,713
Hey, we could jump out
and scare these trick-or-treaters.
318
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,215
If they're young enough, they might cry.
319
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,467
Would that make you feel better?
320
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,386
You know, Roman? It really would.
321
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,683
- Boo!
- Boo!
322
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,158
Are you okay?
323
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,496
No! Maybe. Well,
we just got eaten by a monster,
324
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,914
so I'm gonna go with no!
325
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,459
Pumpkin Belly is real! I knew it!
326
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,793
How great is this?
327
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,047
Not! Not at all!
Please get us out of here!
328
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,508
Okay, I got this. Stand back.
329
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,723
Well, that was my idea.
What do you got?
330
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,519
Wait, wh... what is-- what is that?
331
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,770
Is there a monster in the monster?
332
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,606
How should I know? I just got here too!
333
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,405
You see anything?
334
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,822
Just the Bianchis,
335
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,158
having a Halloween party
that we weren't invited to.
336
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,077
I don't get it.
337
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,789
We always egged
the principal's house on Halloween.
338
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,082
Wait a minute, "we"?
339
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,837
I mean, we, the royal we.
340
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,465
Them, the bad kids.
341
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,884
Giada...
342
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,928
were you the bad kids?
343
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,848
Fine.
344
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,101
Yes, when I was
in middle school, I pranked.
345
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,854
I ditched. I broke curfew,
hearts, and every window
346
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,191
in the abandoned house on Fifth.
I'm not proud of it, okay?
347
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:07,860
Can I break windows?
348
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,985
- No!
- No!
349
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,446
Fine, hearts it is.
350
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,115
Giada, I-- I just... I...
351
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,908
I can't believe you'd keep this
a secret from me.
352
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:19,038
Really? You want to talk
about keeping secrets?
353
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:21,832
- I do not.
- Yeah.
354
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,251
No. Well, I, uh...
355
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,462
I guess we should pack it up, right?
356
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,963
Looks like no one's coming.
357
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,676
Justin, are you disappointed?
358
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,512
Oh, you know,
359
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,097
yeah, maybe a little bit.
I-- I got kind of excited
360
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,351
that the kids were gonna
treat me like their real principal, but...
361
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,896
You know, I guess
they don't respect me like that.
362
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,358
Maybe they're not pranking you
because they like you, Dad.
363
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,527
You're nice. You listen to them.
364
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,280
You play those little drums
over the PA for birthdays.
365
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,783
Everyone does love
the birthday bongos.
366
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,661
You're gonna be
an amazing principal someday.
367
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,246
You think?
368
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,539
I know.
369
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,379
They respect me!
370
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,634
That one, that one went in my ear.
371
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,221
That one did. But they respect me!
372
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:26,230
- It's getting closer!
- Monster!
373
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,564
There's a monster? Where?
374
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,567
- Winter?
- Oh, hey guys.
375
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,695
Pumpkin Belly ate you too?
376
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,365
Yeah, he's a lot faster than I thought.
377
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,408
And I'm a lot slower than I thought.
378
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,120
Probably should have planned
that part a little better.
379
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,789
Wait. Wait, what do you mean "planned"?
380
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,790
You brought Pumpkin Belly
here on purpose?
381
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:49,293
Yep. First, I tricked you guys
into thinking I was gonna go home
382
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,378
to decorate my house.
383
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,756
Second, I didn't go home
to decorate my house.
384
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,927
Third, I stole your decorations
so Pumpkin Belly would come.
385
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,595
And finally, I got eaten.
386
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,431
Which, again, was not part of the plan.
387
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,059
Why would you do that?
388
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,519
You just seemed so sad
that you weren't home for Halloween.
389
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,021
I wanted to make you feel better.
390
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,899
So you lured a monster and got eaten
391
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,110
just to make me feel less homesick?
392
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,361
What are friends for?
393
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,488
Definitely not this!
394
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,116
Thanks, Winter.
395
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,993
What, you're thanking her?
We're all gonna die in here!
396
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,328
We're not gonna die.
397
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,289
The book said the only thing
that stops Pumpkin Belly
398
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,125
is an upset stomach.
I wish we had some Fizzlers.
399
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,961
We could throw them
into some Diet Dr. Whiz,
400
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,421
and the bubbles will make him puke.
401
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,716
Wait, wait. Fizzlers?
Are those anything like Mentoids?
402
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,177
Fizzlers are candy.
Mentoids are mints.
403
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,846
I'm not having this conversation with you.
404
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,432
No, no, no.
When-- When you throw Mentoids
405
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,099
into diet soda, it explodes.
406
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,476
This place is full of diet soda.
407
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,229
Trust me, I've been
swimming around in here for an hour.
408
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,481
Let's do this.
409
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,198
Hang on.
410
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,003
- It worked!
- We're alive!
411
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,173
Oh, man, I left my phone
in there. Be right back.
412
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,717
Winter, let it go.
413
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:23,554
We've been eaten by a monster,
barfed up and covered in pumpkin guts?
414
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,807
Man, this is the best Halloween
I've ever had.
415
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,310
I'm just glad it's over.
416
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,149
Hey, the porch is covered in oil.
417
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,569
I will never understand your traditions.
418
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,992
Found it.
419
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,246
Thanks for coming back with me.
420
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,416
My mom would kill me
if she found out I lost my phone again.
421
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,168
And there's no way I'm telling her
it got eaten by a Halloween monster.
422
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,754
I used that excuse last year.
423
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,007
No problem.
All right, let's get out of here.
424
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,259
I brought the diet soda.
425
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,927
I brought the diet soda.
426
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,845
You were supposed to bring the Mentoids.
427
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,056
You were supposed to bring the Mentoids!
428
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,599
Wait, I know what to do.
429
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,359
I cannot believe you talked me
into doing this again.
430
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,070
I am such a good friend.
431
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:21,905
That's true.
432
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,284
You're also the only person
we know under 60 who carries Mentoids.
433
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,703
That's also true.
434
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,789
Now, hold on.