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You sure you wanna go with that outfit?
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Milo, tomorrow's my first day
of middle school.
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I want something that says,
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"I didn't grow up around mortals,
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"but I totally know what pre-algebra is."
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- Do you?
- Yeah.
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It's... before algebra.
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Show me the one I picked out again.
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All right. Slay-us all day-us.
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Yeah, if I could do it over again,
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that's what I'd wear on my first day.
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Listen, people, I'm trying to finalize
tomorrow morning's bathroom schedule.
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Milo, I'm gonna need you to get ready
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- in a minute and a half.
- No problem.
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I'll just skip brushing my teeth
and pee in the shower.
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Perfect. And Billie-he,
are you wearing a scuba suit?
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Milo's helping me pick out
an outfit for school.
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You only get one first day.
I wanna make sure I fit in.
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Oh, you wanna fit in?
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Then, no, I'd wear the other one.
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Billie, middle school
in Staten Island is a jungle.
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Takes more than just an outfit to fit in.
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You gotta find your people.
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I mean, if I didn't have
my best friend, Winter,
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I'd be eating lunch in Dad's office alone.
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You do eat lunch in Dad's office.
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Yes, but with Winter.
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Winter's always got my back.
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You don't just make a friend
like that overnight.
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Roman, I know how to make friends.
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I've changed schools like a million times.
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I'll have my own Winter
by the end of the day.
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Maybe ten Winters.
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Okay, ten seems like a lot, but one, easy.
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But not in this outfit.
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Even I'd make fun of me in this outfit.
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{\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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Let me get this straight.
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Your dad was a wizard,
but your mom wasn't.
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{\an8}Your sister's a wizard,
but your brother isn't.
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{\an8}And you weren't supposed to be a wizard
after you lost the family competition,
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but you got to keep your powers
because you were named
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{\an8}the youngest headmaster
in the history of Wiz-Tech
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{\an8}- until you got fired?
- I prefer to say "Got let go,"
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{\an8}but, uh, yeah, you got the gist of it.
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- This is overwhelming.
- Giada.
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Love, listen, I know all this wizard stuff
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{\an8}can be a lot, but I promise you,
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{\an8}absolutely nothing is gonna change.
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Check it out! Billie gave me a tail!
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Nothing's gonna change?
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Okay, that was unfortunate timing.
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Billie!
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- Why does Milo have a tail?
- He asked for it.
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Oh, look how excited he is!
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I'm gonna pick up a glass with it.
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No. Uh.
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{\an8}Lose the tail.
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Aw, man!
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I already cut holes in all my pants!
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It's gonna take me a while to get used
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{\an8}to this whole magic thing.
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{\an8}See, Billie, this is why
I don't want you using magic.
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It freaks mortals out.
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{\an8}Wait, I can't use magic at school?
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{\an8}How am I supposed to make friends?
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{\an8}Being a wizard
is the coolest thing about me.
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{\an8}You don't have to worry
about being cool, okay?
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{\an8}I wasn't cool in middle school,
and, uh, look at me now.
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Honey, not helping.
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Billie, you're gonna do great.
Just be yourself.
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{\an8}Right. Be myself.
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{\an8}Without being a wizard, which is myself.
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Sorry, Billie. No magic, okay?
I don't make the rules.
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{\an8}Actually, I do make the rules, okay?
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{\an8}So, no magic.
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It's gonna be okay.
You're not gonna be there alone.
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- You'll have Roman.
- Come on, Dad. Let's get moving.
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{\an8}Oh, I got the yearn. The yearn to learn.
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Nice!
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{\an8}- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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{\an8}Dude, how cool are we?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm making a new friend today.
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{\an8}This is middle school?
You called it the jungle.
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Roman, what did I tell you
about calling my school
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"the jungle"?
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That it's an insult
to the hardworking educators
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doing their best
to shape young minds.
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Exactly.
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Well, I better get to my office.
My new assistant starts today,
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and I wanna get
his first-day gift basket ready.
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So, have a magical day.
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Not a magical day.
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You know what I mean.
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Hmm. One of these lucky mortals
is about to be my new friend,
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and they don't even know it.
Is it him or her? Ooh! Or her?
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Talia Markowitz? Good luck.
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She's so cool,
Selena Gomez follows her.
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Never heard of this Gomez lady.
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But Talia Markowitz,
prepare to get BFF'd.
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Ooh, I love your jacket, is it dragon?
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Uh. I meant faux dragon.
I would never wear real dragon.
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They're endangered.
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I meant, not real!
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So, how'd it go?
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I'm still talking to you, aren't I?
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Milo, carpool's here!
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If you don't hurry up,
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Mrs. Bianchi's gonna come in to say hi.
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With Anita Bianchi,
"Hi" is never just "hi."
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Do you have everything?
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Mom, I have three substitutes today.
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All I need is my lunch,
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and a funny fake name to give them.
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I'm thinking "Howard Butts."
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- Not Harry Butts?
- Harry Butts?
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- Mom, you're a genius!
- Ooh!
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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What'd you forget?
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- Hello?
- Hey, down here.
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- Who said that?
- I did.
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No, no!
That's impossible.
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You're... you're a frog. Frogs don't talk.
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I'm not a frog.
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- I'm a Messenger Gibble.
- A messenger what?
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Never mind. I'm a frog.
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Look, Alex sent me with a message.
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Oh, Justin said nothing's gonna change,
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and now, I'm talking to a frog.
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Look, I can tell
you're going through some stuff.
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So, will you just let Justin know
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that a Phantomus has been detected
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- in Staten Island?
- A what?
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A Phantomus.
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It's a smoke monster that hunts wizards
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by tracking their magic.
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So, it's extra important
that nobody does magic
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outside their family lair.
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Got it. Talking lair,
wizard hunting frog,
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no magic outside the smoke monster,
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- is that right?
- Not even close.
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So, why don't you just take me to Justin,
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- and I'll tell him myself?
- Sure!
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Yeah, it's my one day off from carpool,
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and I'm still driving to school.
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So, if you're not sitting
with anybody else at lunch,
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I was thinking
maybe we could eat together.
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Is it because I called you
a mud Wampus?
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Hey, that was the mascot
at my old school, so, my bad?
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Making friends was so easy
in the wizard world.
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Now, I'm getting rejected
by a mud Wampus.
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- Badger.
- Badger.
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Why can't I remember that?
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I told you
mortal middle school's really hard.
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You're not just gonna
magically make friends.
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Especially when I can't use magic.
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- Unless...
- You can't use magic!
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Sorry I'm late. On my way to school,
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I saw that guy from those bus ads.
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Wait, the one with the mustache?
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Yeah, and get this.
He was getting on a bus.
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He was in the bus
and on the bus at the same time!
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Please tell me you got a picture.
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- You know I did.
- Yeah!
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- I love it.
- I knew you'd love it.
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I don't get it.
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Oh, Winter, this is Billie.
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She's, uh,
she's staying with us for a while.
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Nice to meet you.
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Well, see you later, Billie.
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The only bummer
is chasing that bus made me late.
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I didn't get here in time
to get a breakfast burrito.
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Winter, it's just a regular burrito.
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Any burrito you eat before lunch
is a breakfast burrito.
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I'm starving.
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If someone gave me one right now,
I'd be their friend for life.
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Friend for life, huh?
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Burrito completo.
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Hey, guys, wait up.
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Is that a burrito?
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Yeah, I guess I got the last one.
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You wouldn't wanna split it, would ya?
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That's so nice!
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Wait, that wasn't on the floor, was it?
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Sometimes they drop 'em on the floor.
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You know what? I don't wanna know.
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Something stinks around here,
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and for the first time,
it's not the burrito.
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I smell magic. The wizard is near.
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I can't believe it!
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I was telling you how worried I was
about that math test,
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and then Mrs. Rodriguez
just gave me all the answers.
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It was like she couldn't help herself!
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If I didn't know any better,
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I'd say she had a truth spell cast on her.
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Truth spell? [laughs] That's hilarious.
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You're hilarious, Billie.
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I am hilarious, aren't I?
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Oh, no. I think I lost my notebook.
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- This notebook?
- No way!
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Are you a magician or something?
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What?
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No, I'm just a really good friend
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who happened to know
that my new friend
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left her notebook behind.
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Nothing magic about that,
unless you count the magic of friendship.
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Oh, I definitely do.
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That was the hardest test I've ever taken.
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How'd you guys get done so fast?
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Mrs. Rodriguez didn't give you
the answers?
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Give me the answers?
Why would she give me the an...
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Billie, can I talk to you
for a second?
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I know what you're doing.
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You're using magic
to trick Winter into liking you.
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You were supposed to find
your own Winter, not take mine.
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Hey, Billie, I just had the best idea.
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Wanna be my lab partner?
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I don't know what that is, but I'm in.
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Ooh! Too bad you can't,
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because Billie's not in honor science.
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So, let's go, my Winter.
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Okay, my Roman.
Are we doing this now?
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It's kinda awkward, but in a fun way.
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Bye, my Billie.
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See, it doesn't mean anything
if you do it with everyone.
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Honor science, huh?
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Hey, guys, good news!
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So, I just checked my schedule.
Turns out I am in honor science.
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We have all the same classes.
This is unbelievable!
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This is unbelievable.
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Perfect. We can be lab partners!
Today, we're dissecting frogs.
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If that sounds gross,
that's because it is.
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But I'm your lab partner.
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See how long you can keep
your new friend without this.
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And this is my assistant, Marcus.
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Marcus, how are you enjoying
your gift basket?
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Oh, I love it.
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00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,890
I love it more than anything
I've ever gotten
248
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in my entire life.
249
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,562
Well, why don't you have a seat
in my office?
250
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,356
I'll be right in. Yeah, okay.
251
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,149
Okay, look,
these people are from the PTA
252
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,443
and I'm finally gonna
convince them to fund my Snack Shack,
253
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,028
so, I don't want
any interruptions, all right?
254
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,323
- Nothing. You got it?
- What if there's a fire?
255
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,493
Well, obviously, if there's a fire.
256
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,288
Got it.
Interrupt only when there's a fire.
257
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,707
Nobody goes in except the fire department.
258
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,334
You can count on me, Mr. Russo.
259
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:51,876
You're gonna be a lot of fun.
260
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:52,962
I can tell.
261
00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:00,093
Are we there yet?
I'm dying in here.
262
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,929
It smells like old lip gloss
and prescription deodorant.
263
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,474
Quit going through my stuff!
264
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,519
Excuse me, is my husband here?
265
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,855
I hope not. This is a middle school.
266
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,315
No, my husband is the vice principal.
267
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,151
- You work for him.
- I do.
268
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:19,989
And my job is to not let anyone
into that office.
269
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,115
Mr. Russo is in a very important meeting,
270
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,744
- and can't be disturbed.
- But I'm his wife, so...
271
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,746
Outside these doors,
that might mean something.
272
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,791
But in here, I'm in charge. So, park it.
273
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,378
Listen, I have something
in this bag I need to show him.
274
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:37,089
Well, why don't you give it to me,
and then I'll show it to him.
275
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,345
- You know what? I'll wait.
- Hmm.
276
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,477
And that's how we got the cat
out of the tree.
277
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,520
It was a cat, not a gargoyle.
278
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,440
I know I said gargoyle, I meant cat.
279
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,609
I sometimes get those words confused.
280
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,026
Me too.
281
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,320
- Really?
- No.
282
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,991
Oh, man, I got the wobbly stool.
283
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,951
Uh. Allow me
to fix that for you.
284
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,205
Where's my wand?
285
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,624
Your wand? What are you talking about?
286
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,001
I didn't say "wand."
287
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,461
Yes, you did. I heard you.
288
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,588
I mean, it's not exactly
an easy word to mix up,
289
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,299
like cat and gargoyle.
290
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,177
I... I really didn't say "wand."
291
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,595
Okay, if you say you didn't, you didn't.
292
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,015
I mean, why would you lie to me?
We're friends.
293
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,018
- We're friends?
- Aren't we?
294
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,438
Yeah, we are. And since we are,
295
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,190
there's something I should tell you.
296
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,608
I'm a wizard.
297
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,944
But there's no such thing as wizards.
298
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:43,197
- You don't have to lie.
- I'm not lying. I'm serious.
299
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,948
This is the first time
I've been completely honest
300
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,033
with you all day.
301
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,869
That's not my favorite sentence.
302
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,330
Look, I was worried
I wouldn't make a friend today.
303
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,833
So, I used my magic
to get you the burrito,
304
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,376
the test answers, your notebook.
305
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:59,046
You know, to impress you,
to jump-start our friendship.
306
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,757
You expect me to believe
that you're a wizard?
307
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,760
Yes, I can prove it.
Just let me find my wand.
308
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:13,352
Roman. I'll be right back.
309
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,356
I know you stole my wand.
310
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,650
Like how you used magic
to steal my Winter.
311
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,903
What... [scoffs] ...what are you doing?
312
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,988
I'm gonna sit with Roman.
313
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,739
I'm saying
it's 'cause of the wobbly stool,
314
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,616
but it's actually
'cause the last five minutes
315
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,453
have taken a real weird turn.
316
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,629
Hey, lady.
317
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,088
How long are we gonna sit here?
318
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,507
There's a Phantomus on the loose.
319
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,509
This is Justin's work.
I can't barge in on his meeting.
320
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:49,972
I'll look crazy... er
than I already do talking into my purse!
321
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,974
Lady, a Phantomus possesses
a wizard it's hunting.
322
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,851
And that wizard is never seen again.
323
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,270
- How do you not know this?
- How would I?
324
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,481
I didn't know wizards were real
until three days ago!
325
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,527
Marcus.
326
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,907
I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
327
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,991
If I could just pop into Justin's office
328
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,619
for just a quick second.
329
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,912
No, no, no, no.
330
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,749
I am not getting fired
on my first day... again.
331
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,794
He gave me an order.
No one goes through that door.
332
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,962
Okay, I won't go through
333
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,383
- that door.
- Mm.
334
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,845
You wanna dance, sister?
Let's dance!
335
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,473
So, our Snack Shack will be stocked
336
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,393
with delicious yet nutritious treats.
337
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:42,107
Popcorn, pretzels, veggie sticks,
338
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:47,446
fruit slices,
cheese cubes, raisins. Whoo-hoo!
339
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:51,991
Kale, but as chips.
Beets, but as chips.
340
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:56,329
Turnips, but as chips.
Zucchini, but as noodles.
341
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,499
I'm kidding, it's chips.
342
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,461
Uh.
343
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,504
If you'll just excuse me for one moment,
344
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,256
I will... I'll be right back.
345
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:11,971
What... what is going on?
346
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,680
I'm showing your assistant
what four years
347
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,808
of varsity field hockey looks like.
348
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,936
You didn't tell me
this job required cardio.
349
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,521
I quit!
350
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,730
Actually, I can't quit.
351
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,400
I owe my parents four months’ rent.
352
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,276
I'll see you tomorrow, Mr. Russo.
353
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,488
Is he done for the day? It's only 1:00.
354
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,117
Okay. Justin, we need to talk.
355
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:34,827
Hey, Russo.
356
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,746
Messenger frog.
Giada, that... that is not mine.
357
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,039
I know, and it's not a frog.
It's a Gibble.
358
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,333
He says there's a Phantomus
in Staten Island,
359
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,085
and you and Billie are in danger
360
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,837
if you do magic outside the lair.
361
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,008
Guess I didn't need
to bring you down here.
362
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,891
- Winter, can we talk?
- Ooh! This should be good.
363
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,185
- Alone.
- Fine.
364
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,940
I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier,
365
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,484
but I really am a wizard.
366
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,574
- Why are you messing with me?
- I'm not. I swear.
367
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,035
Hmm?
368
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,411
If Roman would just give me my wand,
369
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,999
I could prove it to you.
370
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,001
Even if you were a wizard,
which you're not,
371
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,211
it would mean
you've been tricking me all day.
372
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,922
Does that sound like something
a friend would do?
373
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,760
No, it doesn't.
374
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,057
Roman, what are you doing?
375
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,935
The young wizard belongs to us now.
376
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,147
Great, now Roman thinks he's a wizard.
377
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,860
Well, Winter, that's not Roman.
378
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,577
What's happening?
379
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,495
Is this some crazy plan
to make me believe
380
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,579
that you're a wizard?
381
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,457
Look, I'm not doing this!
Put him down!
382
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:04,875
Never!
383
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,588
- What are you doing?
- Helping!
384
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,258
Do you have any idea
how hard it is to find a best friend?
385
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,678
Mm, the young wizard is mine!
386
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,722
No, he's not a wizard!
387
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,392
He held the wand
whose magic I follow!
388
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,021
It's not his wand, it's mine.
I'm the one you're after!
389
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,940
You are the wizard?
390
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,653
- Roman, are you okay?
- Why wouldn't I be okay?
391
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,071
Because that!
392
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:40,244
Ah, you are the one I seek.
393
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,913
Roman, give me my wand!
394
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,456
I'm looking!
395
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,583
- You really had it?
- I was teaching her a lesson.
396
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,794
- How's that going?
- Not great!
397
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,673
Guys, I need my wand!
398
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,094
I can't believe there's a Phantomus
on the loose in Staten Island.
399
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,639
I can't believe I remembered
the word "Phantomus."
400
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,100
- What's it doing here?
- I don't know.
401
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,559
But don't worry,
'cause it can't find you
402
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,643
if you don't use magic.
403
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,353
I haven't,
and... and I told Billie not to.
404
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,896
You think a 12-year-old's
not gonna do something
405
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:09,982
because you said so?
406
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,943
Giada, I'm an authority figure.
She respects me.
407
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,280
She's definitely using magic.
408
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,781
- Yeah.
- Up here.
409
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,201
I will bring you back
to the wizard world
410
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:25,956
where we will
absorb your power!
411
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:27,957
Found it!
412
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,210
Give me that! Electree zapparatus!
413
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,839
- Your dad's a wizard?
- You two, outta here!
414
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:34,964
But I wanna watch!
415
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,050
Winter, the man's an authority figure.
416
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,012
Now that we've found the young wizard,
417
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,140
we will never stop coming for her!
418
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:46,142
It's getting away!
419
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,603
- Here!
- What are you doing?
420
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,271
Giving you a wizard lesson!
421
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,065
The only way to stop a Phantomus
is to bind it with taze-o restraino!
422
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,901
Taze-o restraino!
423
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,574
- I can't hold it for long.
- Giada, give me your purse.
424
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,617
- This was a Mother's Day gift.
- Justin!
425
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,785
- Giada!
- Fine.
426
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,371
It had a frog in it anyway.
427
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,961
Bring it down!
428
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,048
Focus! Focus!
429
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,011
Don't give up. Focus. You got this.
430
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:28,060
No! No!
No! No!
431
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,605
That was way too close.
432
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,358
I'm gonna go check on Roman and Winter.
433
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,152
Justin, that was terrifying.
434
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,071
What if another one comes for her?
435
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,698
Uh. I'll cast a protection spell
so she can't be found.
436
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,658
Okay.
437
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,284
I better get this thing back to the lair.
438
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,870
Can't exactly throw a Phantomus
in the recycling bin.
439
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,330
Remember this morning
when you told me
440
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,624
nothing was gonna change?
441
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,210
- Yeah, about that. Uh.
- Yeah.
442
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:54,836
I'm sorry?
443
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,006
Justin, you're a wizard.
444
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,049
- It's who you are.
- Oh.
445
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,219
- You don't owe me an apology.
- I don't?
446
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,554
No. But you do owe me a new purse.
447
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,307
Oh!
448
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,108
Let me out! Let me out.
449
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,028
Uh.
450
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,409
Okay, I believe you now. You're a wizard.
451
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,743
I'm sorry I tricked you.
452
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,663
I get it if you don't wanna be friends.
453
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,665
Yeah, you did trick me,
454
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,209
but you also sacrificed yourself
to save Roman.
455
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,086
What more could you ask for in a friend?
456
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:40,173
- So, can we start over?
- I think we just did.
457
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,678
I'm fine, by the way.
458
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,431
We good?
459
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,099
Well, you stole my friend,
but I stole your wand,
460
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,560
and then I got possessed,
but you got me unpossessed,
461
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,772
so do the dishes for me tonight,
and we're even.
462
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,399
- Deal.
- Without magic.
463
00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,067
You know that's not gonna happen.
464
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,662
You think every day's gonna be like this?
465
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,373
Well, so far every day has.
466
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,918
- Ooh!
- Got rid of the Phantomus.
467
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,339
- Whoo!
- Whoo! It did not go easy.
468
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,384
You'd think it'd be the sound,
but it's the smell that haunts you.
469
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:28,138
You would not believe my day.
470
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,849
Spelling test, first period.
471
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:32,225
What even is that?
472
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,440
You guys have a spelling test too?
473
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,026
Something like that.