1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16,612 --> 00:00:19,715 [footsteps] 4 00:00:22,985 --> 00:00:25,354 [footstep continues] 5 00:00:40,802 --> 00:00:41,837 [screaming] 6 00:00:48,143 --> 00:00:49,211 No. 7 00:00:50,913 --> 00:00:51,914 Please. 8 00:00:56,018 --> 00:00:57,019 Bang! 9 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:14,436 Nice shot, lover. What was that for? 10 00:01:14,903 --> 00:01:18,907 This was due back last Thursday. 11 00:01:19,308 --> 00:01:20,943 And besides, he forgot to rewind. 12 00:01:29,384 --> 00:01:30,652 Gumshoe Video. 13 00:01:30,986 --> 00:01:33,956 If we don't have it, we'll hit the pavement looking for it. 14 00:01:34,056 --> 00:01:40,762 [crowd cheering and applauding] 15 00:01:41,530 --> 00:01:43,532 Wow, this is amazing. 16 00:01:44,733 --> 00:01:46,902 I don't really know where to begin. 17 00:01:47,002 --> 00:01:50,873 [gasps] 18 00:01:50,973 --> 00:01:52,941 I told myself I wouldn't cry. 19 00:01:53,242 --> 00:01:56,311 Um... no, seriously, I have so many people to thank... 20 00:01:56,411 --> 00:01:58,680 I would just like to start by saying... 21 00:01:58,714 --> 00:02:01,550 [ads playing] it's you guys that make this... 22 00:02:01,617 --> 00:02:03,685 [crowd booing] 23 00:02:03,785 --> 00:02:08,490 [crowd screaming] Stop! 24 00:02:08,557 --> 00:02:09,691 Guys, can someone... 25 00:02:09,791 --> 00:02:10,826 [crowd yelling] 26 00:02:10,926 --> 00:02:13,862 [ads playing]Media Giant. 27 00:02:15,898 --> 00:02:17,099 [Buddy] It's horrible. 28 00:02:17,366 --> 00:02:18,367 It's okay. 29 00:02:18,467 --> 00:02:22,271 I know I can't compete with these big guys, but as long as I have you guys... 30 00:02:22,371 --> 00:02:28,644 my small and loyal following of geeks and weirdoes, I know I'll be alright. 31 00:02:28,744 --> 00:02:30,779 Everyone, have some more beer! 32 00:02:30,946 --> 00:02:33,315 Oh, and stick around, because later on... 33 00:02:33,415 --> 00:02:39,621 we are gonna have a special midnight screening of a 1949 classic She-Gorilla. 34 00:02:39,988 --> 00:02:40,989 Yes! 35 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:42,691 That's right. 36 00:02:45,594 --> 00:02:47,196 [girl] Yeah! 37 00:02:47,829 --> 00:02:49,198 Alright. 38 00:02:53,936 --> 00:02:57,005 [people chatting] 39 00:03:15,557 --> 00:03:16,959 How was that, man? 40 00:03:17,192 --> 00:03:20,462 You're not supposed to show ads for two different video stores... 41 00:03:20,562 --> 00:03:22,731 during the same commercial break, alright? 42 00:03:22,831 --> 00:03:25,200 Who cares? When is the show again? 43 00:03:25,534 --> 00:03:27,836 Oh my god, 3:12 a.m. 44 00:03:27,936 --> 00:03:32,374 [illegible] God damn thing. 45 00:03:33,442 --> 00:03:34,576 Those are your people. 46 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:36,678 -Who? Scottish people? -Hmm-hmm. 47 00:03:37,145 --> 00:03:38,347 No, no, no, the freaks. 48 00:03:38,447 --> 00:03:43,352 They're up all night, sniffing glue, watching competitive jump rope on ESPN for women. 49 00:03:43,418 --> 00:03:45,721 Those are the people keeping you in business. 50 00:03:45,754 --> 00:03:48,624 -Yeah, you know, you're right. -I know I'm right. 51 00:03:49,157 --> 00:03:52,461 All I'm saying is I love Neil as much as everyone. 52 00:03:52,794 --> 00:03:55,764 But it was basically a rip off of Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid . 53 00:03:56,365 --> 00:03:57,432 [woman chuckles] 54 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,536 -Well, it was. -Thanks, man. 55 00:04:03,005 --> 00:04:07,276 I would've done something more deconstructive, like videotape actual video tape. 56 00:04:07,409 --> 00:04:09,745 -The commercial was dynamite. -Great, thanks. 57 00:04:09,845 --> 00:04:12,414 And Denise was great. Where is she? 58 00:04:12,514 --> 00:04:17,553 I guess she didn't show it. She thinks this whole thing is a little stupid. 59 00:04:17,653 --> 00:04:18,854 -What? -Yeah. 60 00:04:20,189 --> 00:04:22,291 -You okay? -I'm alright. 61 00:04:24,126 --> 00:04:27,496 -Alright, see you guys, bye bye. -Alright, bye. 62 00:04:28,197 --> 00:04:29,798 Have fun tonight, alright? 63 00:04:30,299 --> 00:04:32,534 [Marcia] I cannot believe Denise didn't show. 64 00:04:34,369 --> 00:04:37,706 [Neil sobbing] 65 00:04:37,806 --> 00:04:38,941 [baby crying] 66 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,410 [Neil] Hey, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. 67 00:04:41,577 --> 00:04:42,711 [baby crying] 68 00:04:42,811 --> 00:04:45,514 -Great. -[Neil] I'm just kidding. 69 00:04:58,126 --> 00:05:00,295 Hey, man, come here. 70 00:05:01,396 --> 00:05:02,431 What's up? 71 00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:05,367 Hey, you see that girl? 72 00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:09,137 Um, can you spill water on her? 73 00:05:09,404 --> 00:05:11,573 [giggles] Like on her tits? 74 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:14,376 No, uh... in her lap. 75 00:05:15,544 --> 00:05:17,045 -Alright. -Alright. 76 00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:18,447 Wait. 77 00:05:22,518 --> 00:05:23,552 Alright. 78 00:05:24,152 --> 00:05:25,320 Here. 79 00:05:25,821 --> 00:05:27,055 Don't insult me. 80 00:05:33,529 --> 00:05:36,598 [woman screaming] [waiter] Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. 81 00:05:36,698 --> 00:05:41,236 [screaming continues] [waiter] I'm so terribly sorry. I'm so horribly sorry. 82 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:43,839 -Awfully sorry. -[woman] You should be sorry. 83 00:05:43,939 --> 00:05:46,108 I'm sorry, I'm so very sorry. 84 00:05:50,212 --> 00:05:52,381 -Hey. -Hey. 85 00:05:54,149 --> 00:05:56,251 -Sorry, I'm late. -Never mind. 86 00:05:56,351 --> 00:05:59,388 Guess that's what happens when you turn into a big TV star. 87 00:05:59,521 --> 00:06:00,589 [chuckles] 88 00:06:01,023 --> 00:06:03,325 Oh, what happened with your dress? 89 00:06:03,425 --> 00:06:05,127 Oh, yeah, it's nothing. 90 00:06:05,827 --> 00:06:07,563 Again, I'm really sorry. 91 00:06:10,732 --> 00:06:14,670 Uh... Denise, do you think you're a little hard on that waiter before? 92 00:06:16,171 --> 00:06:21,743 Neil, what do you get out of hiring some goon to throw a pitcher of water in my face... 93 00:06:21,844 --> 00:06:23,812 -while you hide... -It's not a pitcher. 94 00:06:23,912 --> 00:06:25,747 while you were hiding in the bushes. 95 00:06:26,481 --> 00:06:31,653 You are not sitting in front of some movie, you are acting out some immature little game... 96 00:06:31,753 --> 00:06:35,057 if you want this to work, you'll have to grow up. 97 00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:37,793 Or we could just break up. 98 00:06:38,794 --> 00:06:39,795 What? 99 00:06:40,329 --> 00:06:43,665 Wait a minute, I came here to tell you to get your shit together... 100 00:06:43,765 --> 00:06:46,134 you can't turn this into breaking up with me. 101 00:06:46,168 --> 00:06:47,436 Here we are. 102 00:06:47,503 --> 00:06:48,971 I don't believe this. 103 00:06:49,404 --> 00:06:52,407 The next thing you're gonna say is, "It's not you, it's me". 104 00:06:52,508 --> 00:06:53,775 No, it's definitely you. 105 00:06:53,876 --> 00:06:59,515 See you're not enough like Katharine Ross in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid . 106 00:07:00,549 --> 00:07:02,751 I don't know what that means. 107 00:07:03,051 --> 00:07:08,257 She was so supportive, she didn't make Paul Newman feel stupid. 108 00:07:08,557 --> 00:07:09,825 She went along with it. 109 00:07:09,992 --> 00:07:13,996 Well, you know what, Neil? You can't go long with someone who's going nowhere... 110 00:07:14,096 --> 00:07:17,999 someone who runs a shitty little video store that doesn't even make any money... 111 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:23,438 and spends his days hanging around a bunch of dorks talking about the Seventh Seal. 112 00:07:23,472 --> 00:07:25,274 No, hey, you liked the Seventh Seal. 113 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:27,676 I was faking it, you sucker. 114 00:07:29,478 --> 00:07:32,347 Oh, this is Burgman? 115 00:07:32,681 --> 00:07:37,986 The imagery is so powerful! What a genius! 116 00:07:38,086 --> 00:07:41,223 I'm so happy you made me watch this. 117 00:07:41,857 --> 00:07:43,625 Hmm! 118 00:07:52,534 --> 00:07:55,604 [Neil] I can't keep sponsoring Monday nights at the club, man. 119 00:07:55,704 --> 00:07:59,041 -Come on. -I'm sorry, I can't do it. 120 00:07:59,274 --> 00:08:01,777 I'm getting killed on Mondays, dude. 121 00:08:02,144 --> 00:08:04,279 Nobody comes out to see these local bands. 122 00:08:04,413 --> 00:08:05,948 These are shitty bands, man. 123 00:08:06,315 --> 00:08:10,352 Who the hell wants to watch a bunch of high school metal heads with names like... 124 00:08:10,452 --> 00:08:12,187 shit and bricks and Trojan whores. 125 00:08:12,287 --> 00:08:13,355 -Trojan whores? -Yeah. 126 00:08:13,455 --> 00:08:14,489 I like that. 127 00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:17,392 I don't know. You gotta help me out, dude. 128 00:08:17,426 --> 00:08:20,362 You got help me out. I'm taking a bath on these live shows. 129 00:08:20,462 --> 00:08:23,332 I can't even afford new uniforms with a soccer ball team. 130 00:08:23,432 --> 00:08:26,201 The other teams are laughing at us. It's a total joke. 131 00:08:26,635 --> 00:08:28,403 -Shit. -I know. 132 00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:30,339 [ads playing] 133 00:08:30,439 --> 00:08:33,642 Oh, I love this, check out this entrance. 134 00:08:33,876 --> 00:08:38,881 [ads playing] 135 00:08:39,681 --> 00:08:41,583 [TV] What a sucker! 136 00:08:42,584 --> 00:08:44,786 [door bangs] 137 00:08:50,192 --> 00:08:53,929 [TV] You did a very good job yourself, you didn't need too much of my help. 138 00:08:54,062 --> 00:08:56,665 No, I don't mind. I'm in the video store right now. 139 00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:01,336 No, it's one of those little shitty ones. 140 00:09:03,438 --> 00:09:05,941 [TV] Yeah, and wouldn't that break your heart? 141 00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:12,481 What do you think aboutThe City of Lost Children ? 142 00:09:12,548 --> 00:09:16,718 Excellent film by the same guy who made Delicatessen . 143 00:09:17,419 --> 00:09:18,987 I'm on the phone, actually. 144 00:09:26,128 --> 00:09:27,729 What's Casino ? 145 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:30,666 To be honest, I wouldn't recommend it. 146 00:09:30,732 --> 00:09:35,237 It's basically a poor man's good fellas bet in Vegas. 147 00:09:35,304 --> 00:09:38,941 Hang on, I'm, I'm... still on the phone. 148 00:09:49,351 --> 00:09:51,320 So which one should I rent? 149 00:10:01,129 --> 00:10:02,731 So which one do you recommend? 150 00:10:09,805 --> 00:10:11,306 [sighs] [bangs] 151 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:13,141 All of a sudden, you're mute? 152 00:10:15,244 --> 00:10:20,315 Oh, oh... I take it you're talking to me now. 153 00:10:20,682 --> 00:10:22,384 Who else would I be talking to? 154 00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:24,186 [chuckles] 155 00:10:24,219 --> 00:10:27,556 It's for a friend who's at home sick, which one do you recommend? 156 00:10:27,656 --> 00:10:29,391 What's the matter with your friend? 157 00:10:29,491 --> 00:10:30,559 Why? 158 00:10:30,659 --> 00:10:34,963 If your friend's got stomach flu and he's running to the bathroom every five minutes... 159 00:10:35,063 --> 00:10:36,431 then I'd go for this one. 160 00:10:36,532 --> 00:10:39,334 But if your friend is in some kind of medication like... 161 00:10:39,434 --> 00:10:41,303 You know what, just surprise me. 162 00:10:41,403 --> 00:10:42,404 This one. 163 00:10:43,672 --> 00:10:46,542 Great, uh... so how does this work? 164 00:10:47,142 --> 00:10:48,210 What do you mean? 165 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:51,079 I've never been to one of these places. 166 00:10:51,313 --> 00:10:52,714 You never rented a movie? 167 00:10:52,814 --> 00:10:54,683 I've been to a movie, does that count? 168 00:10:55,017 --> 00:10:58,086 Okay, let's start you off with a membership. 169 00:10:58,086 --> 00:11:00,689 You know what, I knew it was some kind of racket. 170 00:11:00,856 --> 00:11:05,394 No, not really, you need to give me your driver's license and I'll give you a membership. 171 00:11:05,494 --> 00:11:07,162 I don't have a driver's license. 172 00:11:07,262 --> 00:11:09,298 -How do you get around? -I get around. 173 00:11:09,398 --> 00:11:14,203 Okay, well, I can't give you a membership until you give me a driver's license. 174 00:11:14,336 --> 00:11:16,872 Hmm, how about a cash deposit? 175 00:11:17,239 --> 00:11:18,440 I'll give you 20 bucks. 176 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,677 -What? 20 bucks? -Yeah, 20 American Dollars. 177 00:11:23,745 --> 00:11:26,315 You know, these are all types you kind of hard to... 178 00:11:26,415 --> 00:11:30,986 Alright, I'll give you 50 bucks and I don't want to hear anything more about it. 179 00:11:31,153 --> 00:11:32,654 Fifty it is. 180 00:11:33,121 --> 00:11:35,457 Lucky for you, I saw my pimp today. 181 00:11:35,924 --> 00:11:39,361 Oh, ah, Fletch, right? 182 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,464 No, his name is Donald. 183 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,903 Well, that's it. That's all I've got. 184 00:11:49,071 --> 00:11:52,074 Don't blow it all on cigarettes and toilet wine. 185 00:11:52,074 --> 00:11:53,442 [both chuckle] 186 00:11:53,675 --> 00:11:55,811 -It'll be right here. -Alright. 187 00:11:55,944 --> 00:11:56,979 Great. 188 00:12:01,283 --> 00:12:05,687 [Neil whistling] 189 00:12:05,787 --> 00:12:11,593 [commentator speaking] 190 00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:18,700 [commentator continues speaking] 191 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,704 [people cheering in TV] 192 00:12:22,905 --> 00:12:27,576 It makes no sense that zombies eat, they are dead, they have no digestive system that works. 193 00:12:27,676 --> 00:12:31,580 But they need people's brains in order to continue to live in the undead world. 194 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:33,649 -Yes. -How come they never puke? 195 00:12:33,682 --> 00:12:35,684 Their insides are full of puke. 196 00:12:35,784 --> 00:12:38,654 I still don't understand why zombies have to eat people. 197 00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:40,923 why don't they just go into restaurants? 198 00:12:41,023 --> 00:12:43,192 -Absolutely. -It doesn't make sense. 199 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:44,493 They need to eat brains. 200 00:12:44,593 --> 00:12:45,961 But they are already dead. 201 00:12:46,061 --> 00:12:50,699 I understand them killing people ripping them apart because they are angry that they are dead. 202 00:12:50,799 --> 00:12:51,800 [Neil] Hi! 203 00:12:53,001 --> 00:12:54,503 -Hi. -Hi. 204 00:12:54,703 --> 00:12:55,971 You like the movie? 205 00:12:56,405 --> 00:12:58,640 Um... yeah. 206 00:12:58,974 --> 00:13:00,075 Cool. 207 00:13:02,077 --> 00:13:03,712 We made it half way through, huh? 208 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:07,649 Um... yeah. 209 00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:10,819 -You want to see something cool? -Sure. 210 00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:13,922 Watch this. Hey, guys, guys, here! 211 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:18,193 Hey. 212 00:13:21,463 --> 00:13:22,698 Okay, okay. 213 00:13:23,532 --> 00:13:27,503 She stopped it when Clancy is following the professor. 214 00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:32,708 My love, don't embarrass the family. It's clearly, the race track scene. 215 00:13:33,008 --> 00:13:37,679 Please, she obviously stopped where the goons jump Clancy back at his apartment. 216 00:13:37,779 --> 00:13:38,814 Hmm. 217 00:13:38,914 --> 00:13:40,215 You're on crack. 218 00:13:40,949 --> 00:13:43,952 This movie is stopped at the scene in the night club. 219 00:13:44,386 --> 00:13:47,422 Just as Baxter... depending on the tracking... 220 00:13:47,756 --> 00:13:50,058 just when he confesses killing the Gypsy. 221 00:13:50,526 --> 00:13:51,560 That's crazy. 222 00:13:51,894 --> 00:13:54,730 Why would anyone stop at just when he's about to confess? 223 00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:57,633 [laughing] 224 00:13:57,699 --> 00:13:58,967 You're right. 225 00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:03,805 Precisely, hey, she wouldn't. She would be dying to know who killed the Gypsy. 226 00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:06,508 Until I put it to you, ladies and gentleman... 227 00:14:06,608 --> 00:14:10,512 that she fell asleep before the Gypsy was murdered. 228 00:14:10,579 --> 00:14:13,382 And then she woke up in the nightclub scene... 229 00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:19,254 and then not being able to appreciate the ironic tragedy of Baxter having to murder... 230 00:14:19,354 --> 00:14:23,859 the only person who could got him out of the hook, she shut it off. 231 00:14:24,259 --> 00:14:26,161 I don't know, put it in. 232 00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:27,996 He seems a little... 233 00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,599 [woman grunts] Let's see. 234 00:14:30,866 --> 00:14:34,002 [TV playing] 235 00:14:34,036 --> 00:14:38,807 [characters speaking]What's wrong with that? 236 00:14:40,642 --> 00:14:43,645 - Will you cut that music out! - Cut out the rest of the fuss! 237 00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:44,847 Why did you kill her? 238 00:14:45,013 --> 00:14:48,717 [laughing and applauding] 239 00:14:54,389 --> 00:14:57,459 Cool... but scary. 240 00:14:57,793 --> 00:15:00,629 Listen, I'm still gonna have to charge you full price... 241 00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:03,332 even though you only watched half the movie, sorry. 242 00:15:05,701 --> 00:15:11,206 Uh... guys, did anyone take an envelope from underneath the register... 243 00:15:11,306 --> 00:15:15,410 written on it was nothing at all? 244 00:15:16,278 --> 00:15:18,947 You wrote the words, "nothing at all", on the envelope? 245 00:15:19,615 --> 00:15:21,717 I don't even understand the question. 246 00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,218 [Marcia] Yeah, I'm confused. 247 00:15:23,318 --> 00:15:24,453 -No? -No. 248 00:15:27,155 --> 00:15:30,959 Looks like I have mislaid your deposit. 249 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:32,828 I'm sorry. 250 00:15:33,262 --> 00:15:37,633 This is where you offer me 50 dollars' worth of movie rental. 251 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:38,967 It's a pretty good idea. 252 00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:42,838 You know what, no offense, but I don't think I'm really gonna use it. 253 00:15:44,806 --> 00:15:47,709 You get a lot of good movies for 50 dollars. 254 00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:51,580 Or you could just take me out to a 50-dollar dinner. 255 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:55,651 Oh. 256 00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:58,487 Well, I could just use the cash as well, just the cash. 257 00:15:58,587 --> 00:16:01,123 No, no, no. 258 00:16:01,223 --> 00:16:02,324 That's a great idea. 259 00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:04,660 I can write it off as a business dinner. 260 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,261 [chuckles] 261 00:16:06,361 --> 00:16:08,997 Uh... tonight? 262 00:16:09,398 --> 00:16:10,499 Sure. 263 00:16:10,599 --> 00:16:12,534 Do you know a place called Lightsides? 264 00:16:12,634 --> 00:16:13,869 -Hmm. -Alright. 265 00:16:13,969 --> 00:16:15,671 I'll see you there at eight. 266 00:16:15,971 --> 00:16:17,773 -Deal. -Cool. 267 00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:24,079 -Uh, Violet. -Oh, Neil. 268 00:16:24,847 --> 00:16:28,083 [both chuckling] 269 00:16:37,993 --> 00:16:39,728 [woman laughing] 270 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:40,896 She asked me. 271 00:16:40,996 --> 00:16:44,933 Hey, when your done fucking the customers, want to play Trivia Pursuit with us? 272 00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:46,101 No, thank you. 273 00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:52,608 [TV playing] 274 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:09,591 [Neil whistling] 275 00:17:52,234 --> 00:17:54,203 Hi. 276 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:04,146 -Ha-ha. -Well, well, well. 277 00:18:05,614 --> 00:18:10,152 Look who decide to finally show up for a date. 278 00:18:10,886 --> 00:18:15,023 Uh, I'm only three minutes late. 279 00:18:15,123 --> 00:18:18,093 We're on a business trip. 280 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:24,166 I gotta tell you though, it's a hell of a happy hour. 281 00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,235 [tapping on the couch] 282 00:18:26,335 --> 00:18:30,472 They got the best goddamn peanuts in town. 283 00:18:30,572 --> 00:18:35,777 -What? -Peanuts, P-E-A-nuts. 284 00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:38,547 -Oh, alright. -Peanuts. 285 00:18:38,647 --> 00:18:40,449 I guess you've been here a while. 286 00:18:40,549 --> 00:18:42,384 Okay, enough with the chitchat. 287 00:18:43,585 --> 00:18:47,289 You gonna take me back to your place or what? 288 00:18:47,389 --> 00:18:52,561 Uh, you know my car is right outside, I can give you a ride, or maybe I can call you a cab? 289 00:18:53,195 --> 00:18:56,064 -What do you think? -You sure you don't wanna take me home? 290 00:18:56,164 --> 00:18:58,967 -Hmm... -Neil, look at me... 291 00:19:00,536 --> 00:19:03,238 -I'm wasted. -Yeah. 292 00:19:03,939 --> 00:19:07,009 I mean, like shooting a fish in a barrel. 293 00:19:07,109 --> 00:19:10,846 [Violet laughing] 294 00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:18,487 Uh, you know, Violet? I think you are very attractive. Really, you're very attractive. 295 00:19:18,854 --> 00:19:21,757 But come on, I mean, what kind of guy would I be if I... 296 00:19:22,157 --> 00:19:25,360 take you home and take advantage of you. 297 00:19:25,561 --> 00:19:26,862 [Neil whispers] You know? 298 00:19:27,362 --> 00:19:31,867 -So... -You're such a nice guy, Neil. 299 00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:33,368 I'm gonna cry. 300 00:19:34,102 --> 00:19:37,706 It's just really refreshing to meet such a decent person these days. 301 00:19:37,806 --> 00:19:39,007 Vodka and soda. 302 00:19:41,009 --> 00:19:42,544 Um... 303 00:19:43,946 --> 00:19:45,480 I'll have the screwdriver. 304 00:19:47,382 --> 00:19:49,952 I thought there'll always be a market... 305 00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:53,355 a group of customers who needed something a little more personal... 306 00:19:53,455 --> 00:19:54,957 and a little more intimate? 307 00:19:55,057 --> 00:19:56,124 Sure. 308 00:19:56,225 --> 00:20:01,396 Plus, most of these big stores don't have more than a few Alt movies, hardly any B movies... 309 00:20:01,496 --> 00:20:04,266 Sci-fi, Neway, forget about it. 310 00:20:04,266 --> 00:20:05,601 That's a bummer. 311 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:06,735 I know. 312 00:20:06,835 --> 00:20:12,207 Plus, I find out there's gonna be another Media Giant store opening at least a mile away. 313 00:20:12,641 --> 00:20:17,279 Did they send over a bunch of guys in suits with cash in their briefcases try to buy you out? 314 00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:21,950 No, I'm not really a threat, they don't need to buy me out. 315 00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:25,387 -Goons with crowbars? -Um, no. 316 00:20:25,487 --> 00:20:26,555 No? 317 00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:28,924 No goons so far. 318 00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:33,228 Um, I guess we've eaten almost 50 dollars' worth of food? 319 00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:34,463 -Alright. -Ah... 320 00:20:34,563 --> 00:20:37,599 Not so fast, big boy, you owe me a 50-dollar dinner. 321 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,770 I put my own tally in... 322 00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:43,338 that'd be about... 323 00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:47,176 [machine clicks] 324 00:20:47,276 --> 00:20:48,443 about 37 bucks. 325 00:20:49,411 --> 00:20:54,082 Um, I'll have a brownie Sundae and a cup of coffee and... 326 00:20:55,684 --> 00:20:57,853 right, a piece of key-lime pie. 327 00:21:01,156 --> 00:21:06,428 So, what are we gonna do about that big video store? 328 00:21:07,863 --> 00:21:14,603 I mean, I assumed that everybody would feel the same way that I felt, you know? 329 00:21:14,703 --> 00:21:17,139 But no, no, no, no. 330 00:21:17,239 --> 00:21:22,010 Most people just want to get in their cars, they want to drive to the local store and... 331 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:24,847 rent the latest disaster movie, you know? 332 00:21:25,814 --> 00:21:30,919 Well, there's not many people just wanna come in and have a leisurely stroll around... 333 00:21:31,019 --> 00:21:35,123 maybe talk about cool break, shoot the shit... No! 334 00:21:35,824 --> 00:21:36,892 Sis. 335 00:21:36,992 --> 00:21:42,397 [TV] Media Giant online, renting your favorite new releases as easy as watching. 336 00:21:47,936 --> 00:21:52,541 Um, which version of theInvasion of the Body Snatchers would you recommend... 337 00:21:52,641 --> 00:21:56,778 the 1956 version, or the 1978 version? 338 00:21:58,647 --> 00:22:00,649 We're closing in a few minutes. 339 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,036 Psst! Sh-ht! 340 00:22:21,136 --> 00:22:22,504 [whispers] Come here! 341 00:22:25,674 --> 00:22:26,742 [Violet] Hurry! 342 00:22:36,018 --> 00:22:38,020 Uh... so what's in your mind? 343 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:42,891 After he leaves, we'll go out and switch the DVDs so that they are all in the wrong boxes. 344 00:22:43,525 --> 00:22:45,027 That could take all night. 345 00:22:45,127 --> 00:22:48,964 It'll only a take a second to throw a rock through the window, smart guy. 346 00:22:54,136 --> 00:22:55,804 [laughing] 347 00:23:01,877 --> 00:23:08,217 [DVD boxes click] 348 00:23:10,586 --> 00:23:13,856 Fancy, put something really dirty in here. 349 00:23:13,956 --> 00:23:15,023 Alright. 350 00:23:16,358 --> 00:23:17,426 Here you go. 351 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,829 [unintelligible] 352 00:23:23,599 --> 00:23:24,666 Here. 353 00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:33,609 So we never really... got to talk about you so much... 354 00:23:33,709 --> 00:23:35,344 what is that you do? 355 00:23:35,444 --> 00:23:38,714 Hmm, I'm looking for something I like. 356 00:23:39,448 --> 00:23:41,750 Alright, what was your last job? 357 00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:43,719 Doing a little this, a little that. 358 00:23:43,819 --> 00:23:47,823 Uh-uh, and... what is it, you know, you want to do? 359 00:23:48,457 --> 00:23:52,895 I don't know, have you never noticed how small jobs get boring pretty quick? 360 00:23:53,362 --> 00:23:54,830 Yeah, yeah. 361 00:23:54,930 --> 00:23:59,001 I would totally hire you, you know, if you didn't fuck up my inventory. 362 00:23:59,101 --> 00:24:01,236 [Violet laughing] 363 00:24:04,806 --> 00:24:05,874 Could I have a disc? 364 00:24:05,974 --> 00:24:07,209 [police car siren] 365 00:24:07,442 --> 00:24:08,544 Shh! 366 00:24:08,644 --> 00:24:13,081 [siren continues] 367 00:24:18,654 --> 00:24:19,655 Good idea! 368 00:24:20,756 --> 00:24:23,392 [screams] 369 00:24:26,695 --> 00:24:31,133 [alarm ringing] 370 00:24:49,151 --> 00:24:52,821 [both gasping] 371 00:24:52,921 --> 00:24:55,190 Oh my god, I think I'm having a heart attack. 372 00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:57,459 My stomach. 373 00:24:58,527 --> 00:25:02,431 Silent alarm? I can afford a silent alarm, forget about it. 374 00:25:02,764 --> 00:25:04,499 Why did I eat all that dessert? 375 00:25:07,903 --> 00:25:09,037 That was fun. 376 00:25:09,438 --> 00:25:11,206 Yeah, it wasn't bad for a Tuesday. 377 00:25:11,807 --> 00:25:17,012 Um, so, if we can get back to the car, can I give you a lift? 378 00:25:17,412 --> 00:25:20,315 No, you go, I think we've got to split up for the night. 379 00:25:20,983 --> 00:25:23,785 Well, what are you gonna do? 380 00:25:23,886 --> 00:25:27,022 I'm just gonna lay low till the heat dies out, you know? 381 00:25:27,122 --> 00:25:29,658 What? Just gonna hang in the yard? 382 00:25:29,758 --> 00:25:33,428 I don't know, there's probably a Frisbee around here somewhere. 383 00:25:34,129 --> 00:25:35,197 I'll be fine. 384 00:25:35,297 --> 00:25:36,331 What are you doing? 385 00:25:37,299 --> 00:25:40,802 Look at that, whole new guy. 386 00:25:41,803 --> 00:25:46,808 Just remember, if they catch you, deny everything. 387 00:25:46,909 --> 00:25:47,943 Alright. 388 00:25:48,277 --> 00:25:52,147 Oh, Neil, you certainly give me a lot to think about. 389 00:25:53,081 --> 00:25:55,284 I'll never rent from that video store again. 390 00:25:55,384 --> 00:25:56,418 Tell me about it. 391 00:25:56,518 --> 00:26:00,455 Not just because they almost certainly have our picture behind the counter... 392 00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:08,530 -[Neil] Alright, well... why? -Ah! 393 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,001 [Violet] Hey, Neal. 394 00:26:14,603 --> 00:26:18,073 Neal, psst, hey, you. 395 00:26:20,309 --> 00:26:21,343 Yeah? 396 00:26:21,743 --> 00:26:24,513 [Violet whispers] We forgot the goodnight kiss. 397 00:26:24,613 --> 00:26:27,649 I mean, you know, if you wanted the goodnight kiss. 398 00:26:28,917 --> 00:26:30,686 Yeah, sure. 399 00:26:31,386 --> 00:26:32,387 Um... 400 00:26:40,796 --> 00:26:41,864 Hello? 401 00:26:42,965 --> 00:26:44,066 Hello? 402 00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:46,435 Hello? 403 00:26:50,672 --> 00:26:52,207 [kissing] 404 00:26:54,109 --> 00:26:57,145 [Violet] Okay. I'll catch you later. 405 00:26:57,479 --> 00:26:58,547 Okay. 406 00:27:17,199 --> 00:27:20,569 Tell you what, man, that was the weirdest first date I'd ever had. 407 00:27:20,669 --> 00:27:23,639 Yeah, sounds to me like that chick's cookoo for coco puffs. 408 00:27:23,739 --> 00:27:27,776 I mean, did she have a tendency to mutter things loud to herself? 409 00:27:27,876 --> 00:27:29,178 No. 410 00:27:29,278 --> 00:27:31,280 Alright, then she's not schizophrenic. 411 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:34,349 Did she have wild mood swings? 412 00:27:35,017 --> 00:27:39,288 No, she was pretty consistently out there. 413 00:27:39,354 --> 00:27:41,190 Alright, then she's not bipolar. 414 00:27:41,890 --> 00:27:44,459 Does she have an unusual tendency to count things? 415 00:27:45,294 --> 00:27:49,031 Um, well, she did get a bit obsessed about the bill. 416 00:27:49,064 --> 00:27:53,335 Yeah, but I mean, did she touch the bill a lot, touch a lot doorknobs, OCD style? 417 00:27:53,702 --> 00:27:54,803 No. 418 00:27:54,903 --> 00:27:57,539 Are we gonna play this game, or you just list off... 419 00:27:57,639 --> 00:28:01,009 every diagnosis just to show me how much you know about psychology? 420 00:28:01,109 --> 00:28:02,978 I'm pretty sure the girl isn't crazy? 421 00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:06,081 Yeah, okay. You're gonna go out with her again? 422 00:28:06,181 --> 00:28:10,886 I don't know, I don't have a number and I don't know where she lives. 423 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:14,256 You gotta Google her ass. That's what you gotta do. 424 00:28:14,356 --> 00:28:16,491 -I don't know her last name. -[man] Hello? 425 00:28:16,592 --> 00:28:19,761 -Oh, customer, I got it. -Alright, thanks, man. 426 00:28:20,095 --> 00:28:21,263 Sorry. 427 00:28:43,585 --> 00:28:44,786 -Hey. -Hey. 428 00:28:44,887 --> 00:28:47,656 I went inside to look for you, but you weren't there. 429 00:28:47,756 --> 00:28:49,958 The store was totally empty, it was creepy. 430 00:28:50,058 --> 00:28:52,828 I thought maybe you're having those promotional deals... 431 00:28:52,928 --> 00:28:56,098 like you are in a special post apocalyptic movies or something. 432 00:28:56,198 --> 00:28:58,133 Nah, I was just passing time. 433 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,301 -Yeah? -Yeah. 434 00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:05,407 Nice. Hey, do you know how to "dunk slam" it? 435 00:29:05,507 --> 00:29:08,844 Yeah, I've been known to "dunk slam" in my day. 436 00:29:08,944 --> 00:29:10,913 Ah, nice steal. 437 00:29:11,547 --> 00:29:13,048 I want to learn how to do it. 438 00:29:13,048 --> 00:29:15,384 Okay, first of all, it's called a "slam dunk". 439 00:29:16,118 --> 00:29:17,119 Yeah? 440 00:29:17,219 --> 00:29:18,287 Wow! [wall bangs] 441 00:29:19,421 --> 00:29:20,489 You hear that? 442 00:29:20,589 --> 00:29:25,160 You gotta take these things in baby steps, today, you'll learn that it's called a slam... 443 00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:26,295 Oh shit! 444 00:29:26,395 --> 00:29:29,231 -dunk. -This one's for all the marvels... 445 00:29:29,331 --> 00:29:34,536 the world finals. Five, four, three, two, one! 446 00:29:35,571 --> 00:29:36,905 Yes! 447 00:29:37,272 --> 00:29:41,043 God's will! God's will! 448 00:29:43,946 --> 00:29:47,249 Well, the ball has to be in the air when the clock runs out... 449 00:29:47,349 --> 00:29:51,954 you count down the clock, and then you jump, so the game's over. 450 00:29:52,054 --> 00:29:56,558 I'm pretty sure it's the player, as long as the player's in the air when the time runs out. 451 00:29:56,658 --> 00:29:57,793 Uh, no, it's the ball. 452 00:29:57,826 --> 00:29:59,528 I'm pretty sure it's the player. 453 00:29:59,628 --> 00:30:01,029 It's the ball. 454 00:30:01,630 --> 00:30:03,932 Um, but you can come down now if you want. 455 00:30:04,032 --> 00:30:06,635 No, you come up here. 456 00:30:07,202 --> 00:30:08,504 It's nice, you'll like it. 457 00:30:08,637 --> 00:30:10,239 Aren't your hands killing you? 458 00:30:10,806 --> 00:30:12,541 Yeah. 459 00:30:14,109 --> 00:30:15,277 Wanna go pool hopping? 460 00:30:15,377 --> 00:30:17,412 Uh, no. 461 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:23,452 [laughs] 462 00:30:27,756 --> 00:30:29,391 You carry binoculars? 463 00:30:29,658 --> 00:30:33,028 Oh, yeah, you'll be surprised how often these babies come in handy. 464 00:30:34,463 --> 00:30:37,999 People are doing all sorts of nasty things in privacy of their homes. 465 00:30:38,467 --> 00:30:41,103 Seems unfair we shouldn't get a peek at it, right? 466 00:30:44,306 --> 00:30:48,510 Looks like the manager is saying they still can't find anything missing. 467 00:30:49,211 --> 00:30:53,348 And the cop is saying maybe they are just some kids having some fun. 468 00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:57,953 And the manager's saying that from the security tape they don't look like kids. 469 00:30:58,053 --> 00:31:00,689 Although the female cooperator seems quite fetching. 470 00:31:00,789 --> 00:31:03,926 I suppose she could pass as a college student in a TV show. 471 00:31:05,394 --> 00:31:10,365 And the cop is like, "yeah, she was quite beautiful in a unique and fascinating way... 472 00:31:10,732 --> 00:31:14,002 almost like the sunrise on a misty morning". 473 00:31:14,303 --> 00:31:20,676 Is this how most people get caught coming back to the scene? 474 00:31:23,178 --> 00:31:26,315 I have an idea, let's go to my store and watch a movie. 475 00:31:26,415 --> 00:31:30,252 Oh, always with the movies... that's the difference between you and me... 476 00:31:30,352 --> 00:31:34,356 I like you, Neil, but clearly you sit around and you're content to just watch... 477 00:31:34,456 --> 00:31:36,491 and me, I have to be doing something. 478 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:41,129 I'm perfectly aware right now what I'm doing is sitting around watching... 479 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:43,332 so don't bother pointing out the irony. 480 00:31:43,398 --> 00:31:44,399 Huh-huh. 481 00:31:45,534 --> 00:31:49,471 Don't get me wrong, last night was very very exciting... 482 00:31:49,471 --> 00:31:53,342 and I guess this is exciting too... 483 00:31:54,776 --> 00:31:59,281 and given that we're definitely gonna get busted sitting here, but... 484 00:32:01,316 --> 00:32:02,384 can we just go? 485 00:32:02,851 --> 00:32:05,053 Hmm, okay. 486 00:32:06,622 --> 00:32:08,056 So where did you grow up? 487 00:32:08,090 --> 00:32:12,227 Alaska, and Stockholm and Cape Town, but mostly Tasmania. 488 00:32:12,628 --> 00:32:16,665 -Wow, that sounds incredibly... -Exciting? 489 00:32:17,199 --> 00:32:18,800 I was just gonna say made up? 490 00:32:19,568 --> 00:32:21,236 So where did you go to school? 491 00:32:21,303 --> 00:32:23,071 A mystery school for young women. 492 00:32:23,472 --> 00:32:25,207 [chuckles] 493 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,642 Hmm, that sounds hot. 494 00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:28,343 Oh, yeah. 495 00:32:28,911 --> 00:32:33,415 We all wore baby doll pyjamas and we had pillow fights every night. 496 00:32:34,283 --> 00:32:40,389 And when Ms. Stern caught us, She doused us all with baby oil. 497 00:32:41,790 --> 00:32:42,824 Terrific. 498 00:32:44,259 --> 00:32:45,294 Terrific. 499 00:32:47,729 --> 00:32:49,531 -So do you live around here? -No. 500 00:32:50,732 --> 00:32:52,668 -Oh. -What? 501 00:32:54,503 --> 00:32:56,738 Did you think we're going back to my place? 502 00:32:56,772 --> 00:33:00,275 Slow down, Casanova. 503 00:33:00,576 --> 00:33:06,114 No, I was just hoping to get some confirmation that you actually live around here. 504 00:33:06,215 --> 00:33:10,586 I can't shake off the feeling that you're just blowing through the town like a carnival. 505 00:33:11,753 --> 00:33:16,258 Well, I can't give my address out to anybody, I'm sure you'll understand. 506 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,061 Huh-huh. 507 00:33:20,162 --> 00:33:21,230 Well. 508 00:33:22,531 --> 00:33:24,833 I gotta go do some stuff. 509 00:33:25,067 --> 00:33:29,605 OK, well, thanks for stopping by maybe you'll stop by again. 510 00:33:29,671 --> 00:33:30,706 Nah. 511 00:33:34,309 --> 00:33:37,779 Actually, I'm ready to give you my phone number. 512 00:33:38,514 --> 00:33:39,615 Cool. 513 00:33:40,115 --> 00:33:42,818 I want you to be very careful with this number, Neil. 514 00:33:43,218 --> 00:33:46,922 Sure, I'll memorize the number And eat the paper, how does that sound? 515 00:33:47,022 --> 00:33:49,491 I wouldn't recommend it. It's scented note paper. 516 00:33:49,591 --> 00:33:52,160 you'd be better off flushing it down to the toilet. 517 00:33:52,261 --> 00:33:55,397 Okay, I wasn't actually gonna do that, but sure, I'll flush it. 518 00:33:55,497 --> 00:33:56,632 You are a sweet heart. 519 00:34:09,178 --> 00:34:12,614 [Lucien] Neil, what're you gonna do when this place goes tits up? 520 00:34:13,649 --> 00:34:16,852 [Neil] I don't think it's gonna happen for a few years... 521 00:34:16,952 --> 00:34:22,357 not until people can get any movie they want to, directly in a TV set... 522 00:34:22,457 --> 00:34:23,525 and I'm dead meat. 523 00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:25,127 You should go back to school. 524 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,764 I mean, look at me. I have absolutely no concept of the real world. 525 00:34:28,864 --> 00:34:29,932 Hmm. 526 00:34:30,032 --> 00:34:32,968 I think you need to find a way to supplement your business. 527 00:34:33,068 --> 00:34:35,504 You gotta turn this place into a single's club. 528 00:34:35,604 --> 00:34:38,574 People come in here, they tell you their favorite movies... 529 00:34:38,674 --> 00:34:41,944 and you match them up with the perfect mate using that information. 530 00:34:42,044 --> 00:34:43,445 Yeah, that's a great idea. 531 00:34:43,545 --> 00:34:45,280 You can charge woman 100 bucks. 532 00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:48,784 And no matter what they tell you, you just give them my phone number. 533 00:34:48,884 --> 00:34:51,486 If I set you up with someone who likes Ben Affleck... 534 00:34:51,587 --> 00:34:53,388 you'd throw her out of a moving car. 535 00:34:53,488 --> 00:34:55,524 I don't know. Is she cute? 536 00:34:56,291 --> 00:34:58,493 [John] Alright, this is what you gotta do? 537 00:34:58,594 --> 00:35:03,031 You gotta turn this place into a late night underground casino. Make some cash! 538 00:35:03,532 --> 00:35:05,968 Lots of towns have these secret gambling clubs... 539 00:35:06,068 --> 00:35:07,970 places making like 50 grand a night. 540 00:35:08,070 --> 00:35:11,573 Right, but if it's a secret, how do people know to come? 541 00:35:11,673 --> 00:35:13,475 Uh, good question. 542 00:35:13,575 --> 00:35:16,545 You let it leak out through word of mouth. 543 00:35:16,778 --> 00:35:19,982 Well, then it's not a secret anymore and then you get busted. 544 00:35:20,082 --> 00:35:25,454 That's why you have secret password, something like ice station zebra or rosebud. 545 00:35:25,554 --> 00:35:29,024 No, no, no. You can't say rosebud, you'll ruin citizen Kane. 546 00:35:29,124 --> 00:35:33,462 No, you don't, the only way you ruin citizen Kane is you tell people rose bud is a sled. 547 00:35:33,862 --> 00:35:35,197 Rosebud is a sled? 548 00:35:35,364 --> 00:35:39,201 Yes, it's a sled, it's the last shot out of... what film school do you go to? 549 00:35:39,301 --> 00:35:42,004 How do you let people know what the secret password is? 550 00:35:42,104 --> 00:35:44,573 You let it leak out what the password is. 551 00:35:44,673 --> 00:35:46,175 -It's a secret. -Yeah. 552 00:35:46,275 --> 00:35:48,410 Then it's not a secret, then you get busted. 553 00:35:48,477 --> 00:35:50,946 -He's right. -I think you're over-analyzing. 554 00:35:51,046 --> 00:35:54,116 -You can't have a secret... -I know you're over-analyzing. 555 00:35:54,216 --> 00:35:59,354 Excuse me, excuse me, I'm looking for Neil Louis, the guy who owns this place. 556 00:35:59,955 --> 00:36:01,590 -That's him. -That's the guy. 557 00:36:01,690 --> 00:36:02,824 That's me. 558 00:36:02,925 --> 00:36:05,594 I'm Detective Lowenstein, this is Detective Barlow. 559 00:36:05,694 --> 00:36:08,297 We were wondering if we could have a word with you. 560 00:36:08,397 --> 00:36:09,464 Oh, sure. 561 00:36:09,565 --> 00:36:11,733 Um, you want to come into my office? 562 00:36:14,570 --> 00:36:17,406 -[Neil] Guys, can you hold down the fort? -Yeah. 563 00:36:20,409 --> 00:36:21,476 You see that? 564 00:36:21,977 --> 00:36:24,780 And you thought we don't live in a totalitarian society. 565 00:36:24,847 --> 00:36:28,617 All you have to do is even mention opening up a secret gambling joint... 566 00:36:28,717 --> 00:36:29,918 the cops crack down. 567 00:36:29,918 --> 00:36:30,953 Shut up. 568 00:36:32,955 --> 00:36:34,723 What can I do for you, fellas? 569 00:36:35,390 --> 00:36:37,593 So you own and operate this store. 570 00:36:37,693 --> 00:36:39,094 Yes, I do. 571 00:36:39,194 --> 00:36:41,196 And you have just this one store. 572 00:36:41,296 --> 00:36:42,731 Yes. 573 00:36:42,831 --> 00:36:44,867 So it must really be tough for you... 574 00:36:44,967 --> 00:36:51,273 with these big franchise video stores bringing up every day, must really tick you off... 575 00:36:51,373 --> 00:36:53,509 These big guys driving you out of business? 576 00:36:54,676 --> 00:36:56,678 What's the deal with the old costumes? 577 00:36:56,778 --> 00:37:00,649 Oh, those... I use them for promotions... 578 00:37:00,749 --> 00:37:07,222 if we were doing any special on classic horror films, I'll dress up as [illegible] 579 00:37:07,322 --> 00:37:10,225 I think you like to play games, you little cock sucker. 580 00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:13,662 We're not gonna beat around the bush, Mr. Louis. 581 00:37:13,762 --> 00:37:18,033 we know that you vandalized the Media Giant video store on Tuesday night. 582 00:37:18,133 --> 00:37:20,702 You're in a shitload trouble, shitface. 583 00:37:20,802 --> 00:37:23,872 You're actually in a very fortunate situation. 584 00:37:23,972 --> 00:37:27,809 The person we're more interested in is your accomplice. 585 00:37:27,910 --> 00:37:29,144 My accomplice? 586 00:37:29,244 --> 00:37:30,279 No, I mean... 587 00:37:30,379 --> 00:37:33,015 Alright, cut the mealy mouth act, shithead. 588 00:37:33,115 --> 00:37:34,917 We want to talk about the girl. 589 00:37:35,017 --> 00:37:37,352 We're willing to let you slide on this thing... 590 00:37:37,452 --> 00:37:39,988 if you can just tell us where we can find the girl. 591 00:37:40,088 --> 00:37:44,026 Why? I mean I barely know here. How come you guys are looking for her? 592 00:37:44,126 --> 00:37:46,028 You don't ask the goddamn question! 593 00:37:46,128 --> 00:37:48,330 We ask the goddamn questions! 594 00:37:49,531 --> 00:37:52,034 You don't need to know what she did, Mr. Louis. 595 00:37:52,134 --> 00:37:54,837 What you need is tell us where we can locate her. 596 00:37:55,537 --> 00:38:00,776 Okay. I don't know where she lives, I swear. 597 00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:03,879 You obviously have some way of contacting her. 598 00:38:04,379 --> 00:38:05,781 A phone number, maybe. 599 00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:09,418 No, no, she didn't give me any number. 600 00:38:09,518 --> 00:38:11,153 Alright, enough with this shit. 601 00:38:11,253 --> 00:38:15,757 You're gonna tell us where to find the girl, or the only costume you'll be wearing... 602 00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,059 is this one! 603 00:38:20,629 --> 00:38:21,663 What are you doing? 604 00:38:21,763 --> 00:38:23,665 You know goddamn well what I'm doing. 605 00:38:24,967 --> 00:38:29,605 Oh, yeah, I think you know. Alright, back off! 606 00:38:29,705 --> 00:38:31,507 -This is mine! -I tried. 607 00:38:33,942 --> 00:38:35,744 Here he comes. Do it. 608 00:38:35,844 --> 00:38:41,350 [laughing] 609 00:38:41,450 --> 00:38:46,255 [laughing continues] 610 00:38:46,355 --> 00:38:51,593 [laughing] 611 00:38:51,693 --> 00:38:53,595 I owe you guys so big! 612 00:38:53,695 --> 00:39:00,502 [laughing continues] 613 00:39:01,270 --> 00:39:04,907 I met Tony at a Karaoke bar and Rick is my next door neighbor. 614 00:39:05,007 --> 00:39:06,775 Don't they look like cops? 615 00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:08,076 [laughing] 616 00:39:09,778 --> 00:39:12,548 Oh, come on. You cannot be mad about that. 617 00:39:12,648 --> 00:39:13,682 Are you kidding me? 618 00:39:13,782 --> 00:39:17,152 I thought I was going to jail, I thought I was gonna lose the store. 619 00:39:17,252 --> 00:39:22,024 -Wasn't it wild? -I thought that guy was gonna do something to me. 620 00:39:22,124 --> 00:39:24,560 You thought he was gonna bugger you. 621 00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:26,828 [laughing] 622 00:39:27,029 --> 00:39:28,197 Jesus Christ. 623 00:39:28,297 --> 00:39:30,532 But you didn't give them my phone number... 624 00:39:30,632 --> 00:39:33,235 even though you thought you were gonna get buggered. 625 00:39:33,235 --> 00:39:36,038 I didn't actually think he's gonna really bugger me. 626 00:39:36,138 --> 00:39:39,208 The whole good cop bad cop routine was a little over the top. 627 00:39:39,308 --> 00:39:40,809 You were so brave. 628 00:39:40,909 --> 00:39:43,178 [Violet chuckles] 629 00:39:43,278 --> 00:39:45,013 I gotta go home and do some stuff. 630 00:39:45,113 --> 00:39:46,582 What are you doing tomorrow? 631 00:39:47,082 --> 00:39:50,552 I don't know, I'll probably spend some time in the store. 632 00:39:50,652 --> 00:39:51,653 I'll come visit you. 633 00:39:51,753 --> 00:39:56,325 You can teach me the difference between thrillers and chillers. 634 00:39:56,792 --> 00:40:03,665 [Violet laughing] 635 00:40:11,473 --> 00:40:14,543 Hey, guys. 636 00:40:14,643 --> 00:40:16,078 -Oh, hey. -Hey. 637 00:40:16,178 --> 00:40:18,113 Can you watch the store for a while? 638 00:40:18,213 --> 00:40:19,781 -Could we order a pizza? -No. 639 00:40:20,582 --> 00:40:23,519 Then yes, I will watch. 640 00:40:24,152 --> 00:40:25,254 Alright. 641 00:40:45,941 --> 00:40:48,410 -Neil! -Neil, hi, cutie. 642 00:40:48,510 --> 00:40:49,611 What are you doing? 643 00:40:49,711 --> 00:40:52,080 This is good, you can settle an argument for us. 644 00:40:52,181 --> 00:40:53,615 It's not really an argument. 645 00:40:53,715 --> 00:40:55,517 It's a difference of opinion anyway. 646 00:40:55,617 --> 00:40:56,652 Okay, what is it? 647 00:40:57,085 --> 00:40:59,888 What's happening? Where are you going? 648 00:41:01,290 --> 00:41:02,324 What are you doing? 649 00:41:02,591 --> 00:41:06,128 I'm following a girl, okay? It is important. What's up? 650 00:41:06,261 --> 00:41:10,599 I think the baby should wear sunglasses so he doesn't stare at the sun and go blind. 651 00:41:10,699 --> 00:41:12,167 And you think that's stupid. 652 00:41:12,267 --> 00:41:15,504 Yes, I do, I think it's stupid. Why would a baby stare at the sun? 653 00:41:15,604 --> 00:41:19,474 Why wouldn't a baby stare at the sun? He is a baby, he doesn't know any better. 654 00:41:19,575 --> 00:41:21,043 Get down, get down, get down. 655 00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:26,615 [kid giggling] 656 00:41:34,923 --> 00:41:36,258 You're killing me, buddy. 657 00:41:36,358 --> 00:41:40,596 A baby wouldn't stare at the sun any more then it would hold his breath and drop dead. 658 00:41:40,696 --> 00:41:41,897 Thank you. 659 00:41:42,497 --> 00:41:44,233 Is this what married life is like? 660 00:42:22,638 --> 00:42:23,672 [cats mewing] 661 00:42:23,772 --> 00:42:24,873 [Violet] Kitties. 662 00:42:27,776 --> 00:42:29,111 There you go. 663 00:42:42,291 --> 00:42:43,458 -Ha! -Fuck! 664 00:42:45,994 --> 00:42:47,829 [laughing] 665 00:42:49,665 --> 00:42:51,266 [laughing continues] 666 00:42:52,634 --> 00:42:53,936 I'm sorry. 667 00:42:56,738 --> 00:42:58,307 You'd be a lousy spy, Neil. 668 00:42:58,407 --> 00:43:00,876 Oh, no, I wasn't. I wasn't spying. 669 00:43:02,578 --> 00:43:08,650 You know, I'm totally cool with... the cats and everything. 670 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:10,485 I totally understand. 671 00:43:12,754 --> 00:43:16,258 You know, wipe that look of pity off your face it's not my house. 672 00:43:16,758 --> 00:43:19,528 My place is a dump, but it's a step up from this place. 673 00:43:20,562 --> 00:43:22,464 -Oh. -I'll be right out. 674 00:43:22,564 --> 00:43:24,533 Okay. Okay. 675 00:43:32,608 --> 00:43:36,879 I sneak over every now and then to make sure Mrs. Calman doesn't forget to feed them. 676 00:43:36,979 --> 00:43:41,483 I have this fear that I'll walk in one day and they'll be eating her fingers and toes. 677 00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:42,584 [Neil] Yeah. 678 00:43:43,652 --> 00:43:46,955 I should have known it wasn't your place when I saw that TV set. 679 00:43:47,389 --> 00:43:48,957 I have a TV set, look. 680 00:43:49,057 --> 00:43:50,125 Oh. 681 00:43:53,095 --> 00:43:57,332 Do you ever think that if you got a real TV set so that you wouldn't feel the need... 682 00:43:57,432 --> 00:43:59,501 to go around playing all these adventures? 683 00:44:00,202 --> 00:44:01,303 Hmm. 684 00:44:01,970 --> 00:44:08,010 I like to think that because I lead a life of adventure that I don't need a TV set. 685 00:44:09,745 --> 00:44:12,447 Besides, what has televisions got that I haven't got? 686 00:44:13,849 --> 00:44:14,883 Game shows? 687 00:44:14,983 --> 00:44:17,786 Hmm, I have a Monopoly set here somewhere. 688 00:44:17,886 --> 00:44:21,557 Except all of the pieces missing except for the top pat and the little dog. 689 00:44:21,657 --> 00:44:23,992 Hmm, ESPN Classic? 690 00:44:24,793 --> 00:44:26,161 I don't know what that is. 691 00:44:27,095 --> 00:44:29,464 I have something called a Space Channel. 692 00:44:29,565 --> 00:44:30,699 Oh, really? 693 00:44:52,754 --> 00:44:58,594 I also have some selection of pornography channels 694 00:45:14,176 --> 00:45:21,149 ⪠Oh help me, I want to lay down. ⪠695 00:45:25,454 --> 00:45:29,591 ⪠Oh, help me ⪠696 00:45:31,627 --> 00:45:35,264 ⪠I want to lay down. ⪠697 00:45:45,073 --> 00:45:49,378 ⪠I follow my own song. ⪠698 00:45:50,078 --> 00:45:55,684 ⪠Oh I follow my own song. ⪠699 00:46:28,150 --> 00:46:31,320 ⪠And I screwed some fakes. ⪠700 00:46:34,590 --> 00:46:38,193 ⪠And I loved so soft. ⪠701 00:46:41,096 --> 00:46:43,799 ⪠The pink mountaintops. ⪠702 00:46:57,279 --> 00:46:58,714 -[Marcia] Hi. -Hi. 703 00:46:58,814 --> 00:47:00,015 Hi, where are you going? 704 00:47:00,115 --> 00:47:01,750 I'm going to the park. 705 00:47:01,850 --> 00:47:04,319 We're going to the park, you come with us. 706 00:47:04,419 --> 00:47:07,456 Well, I'm kind of meeting someone. 707 00:47:07,556 --> 00:47:09,892 Ah, a new girlfriend, right? 708 00:47:09,992 --> 00:47:11,860 The one that we stalked the other day? 709 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,162 -Yes. -Yeah, can we meet her, please? 710 00:47:14,263 --> 00:47:15,430 You want to meet her? 711 00:47:15,531 --> 00:47:16,665 Yes, please. 712 00:47:16,965 --> 00:47:18,333 I'm going to get the car. 713 00:47:19,835 --> 00:47:21,069 [Marcia] Good times! 714 00:47:22,971 --> 00:47:24,139 Um... 715 00:47:49,665 --> 00:47:52,167 Child locks. 716 00:47:55,671 --> 00:47:57,272 -Hi. -Hi. 717 00:47:58,106 --> 00:48:00,242 -You brought friends. -Yeah. 718 00:48:01,844 --> 00:48:03,679 Oh, are you nervous about something? 719 00:48:03,779 --> 00:48:06,915 you've got that stinky breath people get when they are nervous. 720 00:48:07,015 --> 00:48:10,652 No, it's just... they are very good quiet people and they have a baby... 721 00:48:11,653 --> 00:48:14,256 Can you not do that? 722 00:48:14,590 --> 00:48:15,924 -Hi. -Hi. 723 00:48:16,024 --> 00:48:18,160 Violet, this is Marcia, this is Buddy. 724 00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:19,661 It's so nice to meet you. 725 00:48:19,761 --> 00:48:20,896 Who is this? 726 00:48:20,996 --> 00:48:22,231 This is Emerson. 727 00:48:22,331 --> 00:48:24,266 Oh my gosh, can I hold him? 728 00:48:24,366 --> 00:48:26,835 -Of course you can. -I want to hold a baby. 729 00:48:29,638 --> 00:48:31,039 -Here you got him? -Yeah. 730 00:48:31,139 --> 00:48:32,541 [everyone screams] 731 00:48:32,641 --> 00:48:38,146 [everyone laughs] 732 00:48:38,247 --> 00:48:42,618 Listen, we're so sorry that we're in on the date, but we just really wanted to meet you. 733 00:48:42,718 --> 00:48:44,920 No, don't be silly, there's plenty of food. 734 00:48:46,922 --> 00:48:50,225 Plenty of food, Emerson! 735 00:48:51,093 --> 00:48:53,262 This is nice, I'm so glad you can join us. 736 00:48:53,362 --> 00:48:55,397 Wow, you made food. 737 00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:56,765 Let's see what we've got. 738 00:48:58,934 --> 00:49:01,703 Now I wish I could say I made all of this, but... 739 00:49:01,803 --> 00:49:03,238 [laughs] 740 00:49:03,839 --> 00:49:04,973 What are you up to? 741 00:49:05,073 --> 00:49:08,210 Now this, I did make. 742 00:49:08,310 --> 00:49:12,447 Oh my god, I love this. I have tried to make this a couple of times... 743 00:49:12,548 --> 00:49:14,316 and it always just sucks. 744 00:49:14,416 --> 00:49:15,517 It's true. 745 00:49:16,251 --> 00:49:17,786 Did you put LSD in the jello? 746 00:49:18,587 --> 00:49:20,355 Oh my god, how did you know? 747 00:49:21,990 --> 00:49:24,693 Believe it or not, the secret ingredient is salt. 748 00:49:25,027 --> 00:49:26,094 -Really? -Hmm-hmm. 749 00:49:26,495 --> 00:49:28,430 I know it sounds gross, but it's true. 750 00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:33,035 Not surprising, because there's actually a lot of dessert recipes that call for salt. 751 00:49:33,135 --> 00:49:34,336 -Really? -It's true. 752 00:49:35,270 --> 00:49:36,305 It's amazing. 753 00:49:37,206 --> 00:49:39,608 So you guys start... 754 00:49:41,443 --> 00:49:44,213 I'm actually gonna go and feed the ducks. 755 00:49:44,346 --> 00:49:46,381 [Marcia] Okay. 756 00:49:46,782 --> 00:49:48,250 You are going away? 757 00:49:52,654 --> 00:49:54,656 -I love her. -Yeah. 758 00:49:54,756 --> 00:49:55,924 [Buddy] She's a keeper. 759 00:49:56,024 --> 00:49:57,693 -Yeah. -[Marcia] And she's pretty. 760 00:49:57,793 --> 00:49:59,094 -Yeah. -She is a hell cat. 761 00:49:59,194 --> 00:50:00,329 [laughing] 762 00:50:00,896 --> 00:50:01,997 Hi, there. 763 00:50:02,097 --> 00:50:03,232 -Hello. -Hi. 764 00:50:03,866 --> 00:50:05,067 Beautiful day, isn't it? 765 00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:06,401 Yeah, it really is. 766 00:50:07,603 --> 00:50:08,670 Oh, no. 767 00:50:09,505 --> 00:50:11,773 Um... how come you guys are eating our food? 768 00:50:20,749 --> 00:50:22,184 So what was the bet? 769 00:50:22,684 --> 00:50:25,487 If the bucks won, I could shove a burrito in your face. 770 00:50:25,587 --> 00:50:29,558 The last time you lost, I was supposed to get to piss on your foot. 771 00:50:29,925 --> 00:50:30,959 I never did. 772 00:50:31,059 --> 00:50:32,528 What are you waiting for? 773 00:50:32,628 --> 00:50:34,630 You want to piss on my foot, be my guest. 774 00:50:34,730 --> 00:50:35,864 -Hey, Neil. -Yeah. 775 00:50:36,265 --> 00:50:38,100 You want to see me piss on his foot? 776 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,569 Sure, yeah, just not in the store. 777 00:50:41,236 --> 00:50:43,338 -Take your sneaker off. -Wait slow down. 778 00:50:43,972 --> 00:50:47,109 Now listen, why don't we go double or nothing on tonight's game? 779 00:50:47,209 --> 00:50:49,144 I don't understand what I get if I win? 780 00:50:49,244 --> 00:50:51,313 How do I double up pissing on your foot? 781 00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,115 Both feet. 782 00:50:53,215 --> 00:50:56,485 Oh, shit, I forgot about the game. 783 00:50:56,585 --> 00:50:58,487 I'm supposed to go to Violet's tonight. 784 00:50:59,288 --> 00:51:01,523 What? The prankster doesn't let you watch TV? 785 00:51:01,857 --> 00:51:06,962 It's not that. It's just she likes to act stuff out, like a scene I guess. 786 00:51:08,197 --> 00:51:09,998 She couldn't be more perfect for you. 787 00:51:10,098 --> 00:51:11,166 You think so, right? 788 00:51:11,266 --> 00:51:13,735 Too bad, man, it's gonna be a great game. 789 00:51:14,002 --> 00:51:15,404 I know, shit. 790 00:51:17,139 --> 00:51:18,507 Are your friends mad at me? 791 00:51:19,474 --> 00:51:21,176 No, they thought it was cute. 792 00:51:22,110 --> 00:51:25,814 Um, so where is the cat lady tonight? 793 00:51:26,415 --> 00:51:29,017 I don't know, sometimes she goes out. 794 00:51:29,918 --> 00:51:32,921 I think she's balling that guy that picks up aluminium cans. 795 00:51:33,021 --> 00:51:34,089 Hmm. 796 00:51:34,656 --> 00:51:37,392 Do you think we should go and check on the cats? 797 00:51:40,662 --> 00:51:41,997 Not especially. 798 00:51:42,698 --> 00:51:45,000 It's been dark over there for a few hours now. 799 00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:47,936 I think we should go and check on them. 800 00:51:51,173 --> 00:51:52,274 What's your angle? 801 00:51:52,374 --> 00:51:53,442 Why? 802 00:51:53,542 --> 00:52:00,482 [commentator speaking on TV] 803 00:52:00,582 --> 00:52:03,018 [Neil cheers] Yes! 804 00:52:03,118 --> 00:52:04,586 [table bangs] Yes! 805 00:52:06,755 --> 00:52:07,789 Sorry. 806 00:52:08,390 --> 00:52:11,293 Wow, that was the first cool thing that happened all night. 807 00:52:11,393 --> 00:52:13,362 Come on, that was amazing. 808 00:52:16,431 --> 00:52:20,102 Wait, are you pissed because I want to watch the game? 809 00:52:21,103 --> 00:52:25,741 No, I just don't get it, if you like basketball, we could be out playing basketball right now. 810 00:52:25,841 --> 00:52:30,279 We could be sneaking into a high school gym, playing basketball by candle light. 811 00:52:30,646 --> 00:52:32,080 Yeah, no. 812 00:52:33,248 --> 00:52:35,384 But sometimes, it's nice to do something... 813 00:52:35,484 --> 00:52:41,056 that's fun not screwy and weird. 814 00:52:42,424 --> 00:52:43,525 You know? 815 00:52:46,795 --> 00:52:47,896 [Violet sighs] 816 00:53:01,376 --> 00:53:04,913 Whenever I'm in a cemetery I tried to look for the grave of somebody... 817 00:53:05,013 --> 00:53:06,548 who died the day I was born. 818 00:53:07,983 --> 00:53:12,187 And then you steal a headstone and dumped it on someone's doorstep. 819 00:53:12,287 --> 00:53:15,157 No, just to gives you something to think about. 820 00:53:15,824 --> 00:53:22,798 That guy is here, now he's gone and I'm here. I'm taking his place, you know? 821 00:53:23,532 --> 00:53:26,969 Would he want me to sit around watching TV all day? 822 00:53:27,069 --> 00:53:28,136 No. 823 00:53:29,471 --> 00:53:32,074 He would want me to run around, all sorts of shit. 824 00:53:33,675 --> 00:53:39,348 Is this why you feel the need to go out and cause trouble? 825 00:53:43,118 --> 00:53:44,753 I have a condition. 826 00:53:47,623 --> 00:53:49,291 It's called bore-phobia. 827 00:53:49,391 --> 00:53:50,492 Bore-phobia? 828 00:53:54,530 --> 00:53:56,231 Bore-phobia. 829 00:53:58,033 --> 00:54:01,103 I see, you're allergic to boredom. 830 00:54:01,203 --> 00:54:04,473 A very exotic and misunderstood disorder. 831 00:54:05,407 --> 00:54:09,344 So you can understand why doctors are reluctant to diagnose it. 832 00:54:13,482 --> 00:54:17,719 Hey look, you know, I... 833 00:54:17,819 --> 00:54:19,221 I hear what you are saying. 834 00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:24,426 And I wish I could be more totally reckless, and I'm trying. 835 00:54:25,194 --> 00:54:31,133 I mean, if you wanna go nude hang-gliding, I'll go nude hang-gliding. 836 00:54:31,233 --> 00:54:32,935 Really? Because I know this guy. 837 00:54:33,035 --> 00:54:35,404 -Not right now. -It's a guy... 838 00:54:35,504 --> 00:54:36,638 But I could call him. 839 00:54:36,738 --> 00:54:40,342 Not right now, just let me finish. 840 00:54:41,810 --> 00:54:48,717 I want to those things, but just in a little more not insane way. 841 00:54:49,618 --> 00:54:51,653 So I'll go nude hang-gliding... 842 00:54:51,753 --> 00:54:54,756 but I just don't want to go to bed and then wake up... 843 00:54:55,557 --> 00:54:58,260 and find myself in a hang-glider with no clothes on. 844 00:54:59,995 --> 00:55:01,163 Are you okay with that? 845 00:55:02,764 --> 00:55:03,799 I understand. 846 00:55:05,934 --> 00:55:07,002 Good. 847 00:55:10,706 --> 00:55:12,441 You want to come back to my place? 848 00:55:16,445 --> 00:55:17,513 I don't think so. 849 00:55:20,115 --> 00:55:22,117 -Are you upset with me? -No, not at all. 850 00:55:22,818 --> 00:55:27,956 It's just you got in my head now you are getting on your clothes into a hang glider without... 851 00:55:28,056 --> 00:55:31,426 waking up, it's just my wheels are spinning. 852 00:55:32,461 --> 00:55:35,931 I just don't think you really want me to be in bed with you tonight. 853 00:55:36,031 --> 00:55:37,032 Right. 854 00:55:37,533 --> 00:55:38,600 Fair enough. 855 00:55:53,282 --> 00:55:57,085 [singing] 856 00:55:59,721 --> 00:56:02,691 [singing continues] 857 00:56:19,575 --> 00:56:20,943 -Hey. -Hey. 858 00:56:21,777 --> 00:56:24,513 -A good crowd. -Yeah, it's a really good band tonight. 859 00:56:24,613 --> 00:56:28,851 We've got the singer and the keyboard player from the American Sex Club. 860 00:56:28,951 --> 00:56:32,621 They also get the guitars and bass player from the Mustache Rides. 861 00:56:33,021 --> 00:56:37,159 Plus, tonight they got the drummer from Tard sitting in, so should be pretty bad-ass. 862 00:56:37,893 --> 00:56:39,261 You lost me, dude. 863 00:56:39,795 --> 00:56:44,766 Okay, look, the drummer is normally in a band called Tard, tonight he is not, alright? 864 00:56:44,867 --> 00:56:46,902 Alright, ... -Yeah, you go check it out. 865 00:56:47,002 --> 00:56:49,404 It's probably better that way, learn from doing. 866 00:57:16,765 --> 00:57:18,100 Neil, see you later. 867 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,569 So she likes musicians, huh? 868 00:57:27,009 --> 00:57:28,143 [doorbell rings] 869 00:58:04,379 --> 00:58:08,517 [singing] 870 00:59:09,945 --> 00:59:11,880 Thank you and good night. 871 00:59:16,518 --> 00:59:17,953 That was great. 872 00:59:19,321 --> 00:59:20,822 Of course it was great, baby. 873 00:59:21,623 --> 00:59:23,125 Why don't you get me a beer? 874 00:59:23,959 --> 00:59:28,063 [Neil coughing] [Violet laughing] 875 00:59:33,001 --> 00:59:36,438 So, you do this kind of thing much? 876 00:59:36,772 --> 00:59:40,175 Balling guitar players? I don't usually go for musicians. 877 00:59:40,976 --> 00:59:42,077 Really? 878 00:59:44,446 --> 00:59:46,348 Why did you think that I did, Neil? 879 00:59:47,182 --> 00:59:51,420 Uh, I heard that chicks dig musicians. 880 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,423 No, magicians, we go nuts for magicians. 881 00:59:54,623 --> 00:59:57,392 Get the wax out of your ears. 882 00:59:58,460 --> 00:59:59,494 Oh? 883 01:00:01,763 --> 01:00:07,002 So you never dated a musician not even that guy that I saw you with at Baltimore Jacks? 884 01:00:08,170 --> 01:00:11,006 I always know when you are spying on me. 885 01:00:11,106 --> 01:00:14,042 I get a little warm spot on the back of my neck right here. 886 01:00:14,510 --> 01:00:15,711 That was for my benefit? 887 01:00:15,811 --> 01:00:17,779 [laughing] 888 01:00:18,380 --> 01:00:19,414 You're a sicko. 889 01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:23,151 Maybe, but I managed to bring out a rock star in you. 890 01:00:29,291 --> 01:00:32,394 I've dated a few musicians but I swore off. 891 01:00:32,494 --> 01:00:33,829 Really, why is that? 892 01:00:34,162 --> 01:00:38,967 Well, first, there was Garry Leathers. [illegible] 893 01:00:45,174 --> 01:00:47,309 [Neil] At least he had a great stage name. 894 01:00:47,409 --> 01:00:49,044 Except that wasn't a stage name. 895 01:00:49,144 --> 01:00:52,414 Garry Leather's just a given name, stage name was Randy Cocks. 896 01:00:52,514 --> 01:00:54,750 [laughs] Nice. 897 01:00:54,850 --> 01:00:56,752 And then there was Rick Niamacus. 898 01:00:57,019 --> 01:01:01,423 Rick's all the ambition in life was play the entire guitars solo from hot for teacher. 899 01:01:01,490 --> 01:01:06,161 [guitar playing] 900 01:01:06,261 --> 01:01:10,432 Once in a day, he did it. 901 01:01:10,933 --> 01:01:13,402 After more than ten years, he finally nailed it. 902 01:01:14,469 --> 01:01:20,142 And after filling his ambition in life, there is really only one thing left for him to do... 903 01:01:20,242 --> 01:01:22,945 [screaming] 904 01:01:27,816 --> 01:01:30,719 [Violet] Oh god! Oh my god! 905 01:01:31,820 --> 01:01:33,222 -Wow. -Hmm. 906 01:01:34,489 --> 01:01:36,758 And that put you off for musicians forever. 907 01:01:36,859 --> 01:01:38,293 No, but you would think so. 908 01:01:38,727 --> 01:01:41,096 Finally there was Garth Bodka. 909 01:01:42,030 --> 01:01:45,200 Gigantic bald, musical prodigy from Poland. 910 01:01:46,568 --> 01:01:48,770 See I thought Rock and Roll was a problem... 911 01:01:48,871 --> 01:01:52,674 but this classically trained gargantuan was ten times worse than the rest. 912 01:01:52,741 --> 01:01:56,011 [Neil] Hmm, and how did that go? 913 01:01:56,778 --> 01:02:00,849 [Violet] Hmm, he's been chasing me all over the country for the last three years. 914 01:02:01,283 --> 01:02:04,386 I move to another city, he follows me and breaks down my door. 915 01:02:05,087 --> 01:02:09,491 I move to somewhere else, he tracks me down again, breaks down my door again. 916 01:02:10,359 --> 01:02:12,594 I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. Good night. 917 01:03:01,076 --> 01:03:04,012 -Here you go. -I'll take this. 918 01:03:04,112 --> 01:03:05,647 -Yeah? -Yeah, I'll take this. 919 01:03:05,914 --> 01:03:06,949 Okay. 920 01:03:12,154 --> 01:03:14,056 Steve Jackson. 921 01:03:15,457 --> 01:03:18,894 It's a nice generic name you've got there, Steve. 922 01:03:19,828 --> 01:03:20,863 I guess. 923 01:03:22,865 --> 01:03:24,233 Interesting accent. 924 01:03:24,566 --> 01:03:25,767 Where's the accent from? 925 01:03:26,568 --> 01:03:28,504 -Wyoming. -Right. 926 01:03:31,473 --> 01:03:33,642 You catch the game last night, Steve? 927 01:03:34,877 --> 01:03:38,113 I think Lakers are gonna win it all again this year. 928 01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:40,916 Just like they did last year. 929 01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:42,584 Yeah. 930 01:03:42,684 --> 01:03:45,587 Lakers didn't win the champion last year, Steve. 931 01:03:51,593 --> 01:03:53,228 Can I just get my card please? 932 01:04:13,749 --> 01:04:15,984 [Neil sighs] 933 01:04:17,653 --> 01:04:21,156 Remember when you were wondering why we don't have many customers? 934 01:04:21,256 --> 01:04:25,594 [movie playing] 935 01:04:25,594 --> 01:04:29,364 [man laughing] 936 01:04:29,665 --> 01:04:33,836 [laughing continues] 937 01:04:33,936 --> 01:04:35,704 That's him. That's the guy. 938 01:04:36,572 --> 01:04:38,006 What are you talking about? 939 01:04:42,444 --> 01:04:45,447 Alright, knock it off! You crazy fucking polark! 940 01:04:45,581 --> 01:04:50,619 [audience applauding] 941 01:04:50,686 --> 01:04:52,287 I got my eye on you, alright? 942 01:04:52,454 --> 01:04:56,458 You ever set foot anywhere near Violet, I will personally shit down your throat. 943 01:04:56,558 --> 01:04:57,626 You got it? 944 01:05:04,533 --> 01:05:05,567 What was that? 945 01:05:06,702 --> 01:05:10,005 Oh, oh man. 946 01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:16,311 Violet, she's playing these tricks on me, she tries to get inside of my mind... 947 01:05:17,045 --> 01:05:20,148 She thinks it's funny, so she tells me this guy after her... 948 01:05:20,249 --> 01:05:22,451 this bald guy, ex-boyfriend. 949 01:05:22,451 --> 01:05:23,952 Shh! 950 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,288 Try to watch the movie. 951 01:05:29,925 --> 01:05:31,159 You're the polark. 952 01:05:36,765 --> 01:05:37,999 You're Polish? 953 01:05:40,903 --> 01:05:42,771 Jerry Lucy is gonna make a salad. 954 01:05:45,874 --> 01:05:46,975 Hello. [door knocking] 955 01:05:47,643 --> 01:05:48,777 Violet? 956 01:05:49,578 --> 01:05:50,646 Hello? 957 01:05:50,646 --> 01:05:52,447 [door knocking] Violet! 958 01:05:54,216 --> 01:05:55,317 Violet! 959 01:05:55,717 --> 01:05:56,718 Hello? 960 01:06:01,156 --> 01:06:02,257 Hello? 961 01:06:03,926 --> 01:06:04,960 Hello? 962 01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:12,201 -Jesus! -Neil! 963 01:06:12,835 --> 01:06:14,002 [Violet screams] 964 01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:15,304 Jesus, Violet. 965 01:06:15,370 --> 01:06:17,506 [screams] 966 01:06:17,539 --> 01:06:18,740 This is bullshit. 967 01:06:18,874 --> 01:06:19,875 [screams] 968 01:06:20,275 --> 01:06:23,846 [screaming continues] 969 01:06:24,279 --> 01:06:28,050 Come on now. I get it. 970 01:06:33,455 --> 01:06:36,658 [gasps] 971 01:06:37,793 --> 01:06:39,328 Fuck, fuck. 972 01:07:07,856 --> 01:07:11,593 Okay, okay, okay. 973 01:07:19,568 --> 01:07:20,769 [Neil screams] 974 01:07:23,338 --> 01:07:25,140 You said no one was gonna get hurt. 975 01:07:27,409 --> 01:07:28,710 What was in your jacket? 976 01:07:35,584 --> 01:07:37,586 God, Neil, you and your video tapes. 977 01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:47,663 I'm sorry he hurt your head you think you can make it home alright? 978 01:07:47,829 --> 01:07:49,464 Yeah, I'm okay. 979 01:07:54,503 --> 01:07:56,872 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too. 980 01:08:02,444 --> 01:08:03,512 Denis. 981 01:08:08,283 --> 01:08:09,384 Pa-pa. 982 01:08:09,418 --> 01:08:10,719 [chuckles] 983 01:08:21,697 --> 01:08:25,501 You know every time I see you I feel I'm in one of those hidden camera shows? 984 01:08:26,468 --> 01:08:28,937 It's not so bad, people love those shows, right? 985 01:08:29,037 --> 01:08:31,707 No. I don't love those shows. I hate those shows. 986 01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:35,444 I mean what was I supposed to do tonight, huh? 987 01:08:35,644 --> 01:08:37,546 What was supposed to happen? 988 01:08:37,646 --> 01:08:39,581 I don't know! Whatever you want to do. 989 01:08:39,681 --> 01:08:43,352 You are the guy who sits around all day watching this kind of shit on TV. 990 01:08:43,452 --> 01:08:44,853 What does the guy on TV do? 991 01:08:44,953 --> 01:08:49,024 What do you mean watch this kind of shit? How do you know what I am watching? 992 01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:52,628 Oh my god, do you spy on me? 993 01:08:53,228 --> 01:08:54,429 Da. 994 01:08:54,496 --> 01:08:55,531 [chuckles] 995 01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:57,766 -That is crazy! -Why? 996 01:08:57,799 --> 01:09:00,569 Come on, you can't see how crazy that is? 997 01:09:00,636 --> 01:09:05,507 There is not one guy in the world would go out with a girl who spies on him. 998 01:09:05,607 --> 01:09:08,410 But we're not going out, we're getting to know each other. 999 01:09:08,510 --> 01:09:10,245 We're finding out about each other. 1000 01:09:10,312 --> 01:09:14,950 Frankly, there's no better way to know somebody than to catch them in their unguarded moments. 1001 01:09:15,050 --> 01:09:18,287 Everybody can say all the right things on those first few dates. 1002 01:09:18,387 --> 01:09:21,390 I find that's an effective way to cut through the bullshit. 1003 01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:25,327 And you followed me just the other day. 1004 01:09:25,527 --> 01:09:27,196 -Well... -Uh-huh. 1005 01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:29,998 Yes, I followed. 1006 01:09:30,465 --> 01:09:35,370 Look, you were being cagey, you were practically begging me to follow you home. 1007 01:09:35,704 --> 01:09:39,575 I'm not one of those insecure girls who runs around spying on a boyfriend... 1008 01:09:39,675 --> 01:09:42,744 because she thinks he may be cheating on him. That is just sad. 1009 01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:44,713 No, you definitely project confidence. 1010 01:09:44,813 --> 01:09:46,315 Yeah, yeah. 1011 01:09:46,415 --> 01:09:48,217 I happen to think I'm a real catch... 1012 01:09:48,317 --> 01:09:51,053 so why shouldn't I be thorough about who I go out with? 1013 01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:56,058 Yes, so I watched you and I find out you are a very decent person. 1014 01:09:57,993 --> 01:09:59,094 You are. 1015 01:10:00,796 --> 01:10:06,134 So if it's the spying that bothers you, I promise to put down my binoculars. 1016 01:10:06,802 --> 01:10:09,838 Unless you want to go bird-watching in which I would gladly do. 1017 01:10:09,905 --> 01:10:12,374 Even though it sounds kind of boring. 1018 01:10:19,281 --> 01:10:20,382 Um... 1019 01:10:27,656 --> 01:10:33,362 No, I'm sorry, I can't... I can't... 1020 01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:40,302 [door bangs] 1021 01:10:50,312 --> 01:10:51,713 Oh, man. 1022 01:10:56,718 --> 01:11:02,291 [Lucien] I still say that Korean snuff cartoons are much better than Japanese death-match anime. 1023 01:11:02,357 --> 01:11:04,660 [John] I say the Japanese death-match anime... 1024 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,429 is much, much better than Korean snuff cartoons. 1025 01:11:07,963 --> 01:11:13,202 I still say that Korean snuff cartoons are much better than Japanese death-match anime. 1026 01:11:13,235 --> 01:11:14,303 You're crazy! 1027 01:11:14,536 --> 01:11:18,207 Japanese death-match anime is so much better than Korean snuff cartoons. 1028 01:11:18,307 --> 01:11:19,374 You're crazy! 1029 01:11:19,374 --> 01:11:25,347 -Korean snuff cartoons... -Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 1030 01:11:25,380 --> 01:11:28,317 Excuse me, you guys have any Japanese death-match anime? 1031 01:11:28,383 --> 01:11:32,354 Yes, but we can't talk about it, because our boss broke up with his girlfriend. 1032 01:11:33,989 --> 01:11:36,024 I think I'm gonna leave you guys alone. 1033 01:11:37,326 --> 01:11:38,427 Hey. 1034 01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:44,633 Have you ever seen any Korean snuff cartoons? 1035 01:11:44,766 --> 01:11:46,969 -No. -Yeah, nobody has. It's garbage. 1036 01:11:52,641 --> 01:11:54,710 -Hi Neil! -Hi. 1037 01:11:54,910 --> 01:11:57,179 -How is it going? -Good, good, how are you? 1038 01:11:57,279 --> 01:11:59,414 -Good, you look good. -I know, thank you. 1039 01:11:59,681 --> 01:12:01,283 -You do too. -Thanks 1040 01:12:01,517 --> 01:12:04,186 It's so funny I was just thinking about you. 1041 01:12:04,286 --> 01:12:05,587 -Is that a fact? -Yeah. 1042 01:12:05,687 --> 01:12:07,089 -Hey, you. -Oh, hey. 1043 01:12:07,222 --> 01:12:08,657 This is Chad. 1044 01:12:08,757 --> 01:12:10,225 -Chad. -Hi. 1045 01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:13,295 This is the guy I was just telling you about. 1046 01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:15,998 Your old boyfriend? 1047 01:12:16,198 --> 01:12:17,666 Yeah, guilty. 1048 01:12:18,133 --> 01:12:21,103 They guy that let the waiter throw a bucket of water on you? 1049 01:12:21,203 --> 01:12:27,743 First of all, it wasn't a bucket and I was just trying to observe from a distance her reaction... 1050 01:12:32,381 --> 01:12:33,715 Sounds like a perv to me. 1051 01:12:35,484 --> 01:12:36,552 That's cool. 1052 01:12:37,152 --> 01:12:41,390 So you were just hanging in the bushes and jerking off like some pathetic peeping tom? 1053 01:12:42,124 --> 01:12:44,326 We should definitely get together some time. 1054 01:13:07,416 --> 01:13:09,818 [Lucien] Last but not least, there's a letter... 1055 01:13:10,552 --> 01:13:13,989 from a place called Movie Dork Video in San Clement. 1056 01:13:13,989 --> 01:13:16,491 This guy is going under and he needs to liquidate. 1057 01:13:16,592 --> 01:13:18,961 So he wants 3000 bucks. 1058 01:13:19,761 --> 01:13:24,266 And if we buy everything for 3000 bucks, he'll give us free shipping, which is great... 1059 01:13:24,366 --> 01:13:29,938 but obviously, there's a lot of crap here we don't need, like 8 copies of Ernest Ghosts camp. 1060 01:13:30,539 --> 01:13:33,175 But he does have some stuff that we don't have. 1061 01:13:33,709 --> 01:13:38,347 So we could just take everything and save on the shipping, which is not a bad idea... 1062 01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:41,316 or we can cherry-pick and... 1063 01:13:41,416 --> 01:13:46,088 [DVDs banging] 1064 01:13:46,855 --> 01:13:48,657 We can do this later, if you want. 1065 01:13:49,424 --> 01:13:54,396 Oh, god, Lucien. She's ruined it for me, Lucien. 1066 01:13:56,098 --> 01:13:58,400 It's all so boring now. 1067 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:00,836 Hey, let's put in a movie. 1068 01:14:00,869 --> 01:14:02,304 No, no more movies. 1069 01:14:02,504 --> 01:14:05,607 It's no use, it's not enough anymore, you know? 1070 01:14:06,074 --> 01:14:10,312 It's just all so mundane and so predictable, Lucien. 1071 01:14:10,979 --> 01:14:13,682 Oh, hey, look. It's Jason. 1072 01:14:13,849 --> 01:14:15,350 Jason is gonna come in here... 1073 01:14:15,450 --> 01:14:20,355 and he's gonna hand me a package and then he's gonna hand me his thing... 1074 01:14:20,455 --> 01:14:25,260 And I'm gonna sign the thing and hand it right back to him and he's gonna get in his truck. 1075 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,695 He's gonna drive off. 1076 01:14:26,695 --> 01:14:29,698 Woo... it's so predictable, Lucien. 1077 01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:31,667 It's not enough anymore. 1078 01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:36,138 You know, where is the... where's the adventure, you know? 1079 01:14:36,171 --> 01:14:38,473 There is no adventure, man. 1080 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:41,977 Where is the adventure, Lucien? 1081 01:14:43,812 --> 01:14:45,681 You signed "Neil Adventure". 1082 01:14:45,881 --> 01:14:46,982 I did? 1083 01:14:49,484 --> 01:14:52,321 Crossed out "Adventure", you wrote "Adventure" again... 1084 01:14:52,421 --> 01:14:54,223 What does it matter, Jason? 1085 01:14:54,456 --> 01:14:55,490 Huh? 1086 01:14:58,827 --> 01:15:01,930 Matters because I'm responsible for any package... 1087 01:15:02,030 --> 01:15:04,433 that doesn't have a valid signature of receipt. 1088 01:15:04,533 --> 01:15:07,236 -Jesus Christ. - I don't make the rules. 1089 01:15:07,669 --> 01:15:09,071 Lighten up, Jason. 1090 01:15:20,482 --> 01:15:22,818 [phone ringing] 1091 01:15:29,324 --> 01:15:31,159 [phone ringing] 1092 01:15:35,631 --> 01:15:37,733 [ringing continues] 1093 01:15:41,803 --> 01:15:43,172 Gumshoe Video. 1094 01:15:43,272 --> 01:15:45,007 Do you guys have westerns? 1095 01:15:45,107 --> 01:15:46,175 Yes, we do. 1096 01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:50,879 OK, I really want to rent a couple of Westerns, but I only have enough money for one. 1097 01:15:51,313 --> 01:15:55,484 As it happens, we're actually doing a special tonight, which means you can get... 1098 01:15:55,584 --> 01:16:00,989 Here is the thing, I only feel comfortable renting the Westerns from a guy dressed as a cowboy. 1099 01:16:01,123 --> 01:16:03,825 Do you have anybody there dressing like a cowboy? 1100 01:16:03,926 --> 01:16:05,027 Fuck you. 1101 01:16:05,994 --> 01:16:07,429 Fuck you. 1102 01:16:09,798 --> 01:16:11,967 [phone ringing] 1103 01:16:16,371 --> 01:16:17,472 Gumshoe Video. 1104 01:16:17,539 --> 01:16:19,208 Why did you hang up on me? 1105 01:16:21,510 --> 01:16:23,846 Um, I guess I'm never gonna learn huh? 1106 01:16:24,112 --> 01:16:26,381 I know, it's brilliant. 1107 01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:29,451 So I wonder how you knew what I was wearing. 1108 01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:32,754 Don't bother looking out the window, I'm actually at work. 1109 01:16:33,655 --> 01:16:34,656 You have a job? 1110 01:16:34,756 --> 01:16:37,159 Yeah, you wanna come pick me up from work? 1111 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:42,865 Um... well, I was gonna give the store open for another hour, so... 1112 01:16:42,965 --> 01:16:44,132 You have to come now. 1113 01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:50,706 Yeah, I guess I could... I guess I could come now. 1114 01:16:51,373 --> 01:16:54,643 Parking lot behind the bookstore and then walk north up the alley. 1115 01:16:54,676 --> 01:16:56,178 Hmm, this sounds dubious. 1116 01:16:56,245 --> 01:16:57,946 Oh, it's very dubious. 1117 01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:02,017 There is a stair leading up to the door on the second floor. 1118 01:17:02,217 --> 01:17:04,453 Doorway to the second floor, got it. 1119 01:17:04,553 --> 01:17:07,589 [door creaks] 1120 01:17:10,325 --> 01:17:14,930 When you get to the door, you're gonna give it three long knocks and three short knocks. 1121 01:17:15,030 --> 01:17:17,432 Three long knocks, three short knocks, got it. 1122 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:22,538 And Neil, you absolutely have to keep the cowboy outfit on. 1123 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:23,639 [Violet chuckles] 1124 01:17:24,706 --> 01:17:29,745 [door banging] 1125 01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:36,785 [man laughs] 1126 01:17:37,753 --> 01:17:40,088 Oh, hey, take it easy, brother. 1127 01:17:40,622 --> 01:17:42,357 -Just take it easy. -Wait, man. 1128 01:17:42,457 --> 01:17:43,492 -Hey. -Hang on. 1129 01:17:43,592 --> 01:17:44,826 -You hang on. -Hang on. 1130 01:17:44,893 --> 01:17:45,928 Come on. 1131 01:17:46,461 --> 01:17:49,932 Okay, cow boy, just be cool, alright? 1132 01:17:50,199 --> 01:17:51,466 Don't do anything crazy. 1133 01:17:51,567 --> 01:17:53,836 God damn it, Glenn, just give him the cash! 1134 01:17:54,636 --> 01:17:56,705 Alright, nobody needs to get hurt, okay? 1135 01:17:56,805 --> 01:17:57,840 Okay, guys? 1136 01:18:01,643 --> 01:18:03,912 Alright, Glenn. [clearing throat] 1137 01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:09,751 Why don't you just toss that pouch over here real nice and easy like? 1138 01:18:09,785 --> 01:18:11,954 [Neil] Then we'll just take it from there. 1139 01:18:23,632 --> 01:18:24,700 Good. 1140 01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:28,837 Now you stay right there, I'm just gonna take a look at the little Missy here. 1141 01:18:29,505 --> 01:18:31,640 What the hell is going on in here, Glenn? 1142 01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:33,509 Be careful, Andy, he's got a gun. 1143 01:18:34,276 --> 01:18:35,844 How did he get in here, Glenn? 1144 01:18:35,944 --> 01:18:37,212 We let him in, Andy. 1145 01:18:37,246 --> 01:18:38,814 Why did you let him in, Glenn? 1146 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:40,816 He used the secret knock, Andy. 1147 01:18:40,916 --> 01:18:43,986 I told you the secret knock was a bad idea! 1148 01:18:43,986 --> 01:18:45,654 -No, you didn't. -Yes, I did! 1149 01:18:45,687 --> 01:18:49,091 I said as soon as you leak it out, it's not a secret anymore! 1150 01:18:49,191 --> 01:18:52,461 No, that's what you said about the secret password, Andy. 1151 01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:54,596 It's the same goddamn thing, Glenn! 1152 01:18:54,596 --> 01:18:56,698 Alright, guys, I get it, I get it. 1153 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,767 Andy, come on, Andy. 1154 01:18:59,701 --> 01:19:01,170 I get it, come on. 1155 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:06,942 Why don't you step over there behind the desk... 1156 01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:08,443 -Damn it, Glenn! -Andy! 1157 01:19:09,244 --> 01:19:10,245 What's he wearing? 1158 01:19:10,345 --> 01:19:11,580 -What does it look like? 1159 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:13,815 -It looks like a dress. -No, it's a poncho. 1160 01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:16,852 He's obviously a cowboy, you've never seen a cowboy before? 1161 01:19:20,155 --> 01:19:22,491 So what have you guys got going on here, huh? 1162 01:19:22,991 --> 01:19:26,261 [crowd talking] 1163 01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:28,664 Holy shit! 1164 01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:31,867 An underground black jack club. 1165 01:19:38,373 --> 01:19:39,374 Bang! 1166 01:19:59,194 --> 01:20:01,663 Hey, you look like the good, the bad and the ugly. 1167 01:20:07,469 --> 01:20:09,004 Come here, poncho! 1168 01:20:10,172 --> 01:20:11,373 After him! 1169 01:20:15,043 --> 01:20:16,144 Faster! 1170 01:20:33,262 --> 01:20:38,967 [Glenn grunts] 1171 01:20:38,967 --> 01:20:40,302 Shit! 1172 01:21:01,823 --> 01:21:02,891 Bang! 1173 01:21:15,771 --> 01:21:19,408 -Glenn! Glenn! -Andy, what? 1174 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,043 What are you doing? 1175 01:21:21,310 --> 01:21:24,279 I'm washing myself, I'm cooling down, I'm hot. 1176 01:21:24,913 --> 01:21:26,782 What happened to your head, you okay? 1177 01:21:27,482 --> 01:21:28,684 I fell down. 1178 01:21:29,818 --> 01:21:30,853 You okay? 1179 01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:32,955 No, I'm not okay, I've got a headache. 1180 01:21:50,672 --> 01:21:52,107 [windows banging] 1181 01:22:01,817 --> 01:22:02,851 Hey. 1182 01:22:06,154 --> 01:22:10,559 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Do you know what we did? 1183 01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:15,097 Listen, Neil, it wasn't supposed to be dangerous, the owner wasn't supposed to be there... 1184 01:22:15,197 --> 01:22:18,634 I never thought for a minute that somebody was gonna shoot at you. 1185 01:22:18,734 --> 01:22:22,171 Holy shit, that was the wildest thing I've ever done in my whole life. 1186 01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:25,073 How many people can say they've done something like that? 1187 01:22:25,174 --> 01:22:27,309 I thought you'd never want to see me again. 1188 01:22:27,409 --> 01:22:28,477 Are you kidding me? 1189 01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:32,881 There was like 20,000 dollars in this bag. 1190 01:22:32,981 --> 01:22:36,318 How long have you been planning this? I mean, this is genius. 1191 01:22:37,419 --> 01:22:41,256 Wait, you know I think that they think it's an inside job. 1192 01:22:41,990 --> 01:22:45,794 Because if they do, you should quit right away, no! 1193 01:22:45,894 --> 01:22:51,400 Not right away, you should tell them that you suffer from some kind of post-traumatic stress. 1194 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:53,836 That way, they won't suspect anything. 1195 01:22:54,136 --> 01:22:55,571 I'm serious, Neil. 1196 01:22:55,938 --> 01:22:59,374 I thought you wouldn't want to have anything to do with me after this. 1197 01:22:59,474 --> 01:23:03,912 We need to find a way to get my car back, good thing you told me to park it up the street. 1198 01:23:04,012 --> 01:23:06,148 I guess I can have Lucien go get it, right? 1199 01:23:06,248 --> 01:23:08,317 What is it? My cut? Is that my cut, baby? 1200 01:23:08,650 --> 01:23:09,751 How does this work? 1201 01:23:10,052 --> 01:23:13,622 I guess you're the brains, I'm the monkey wrench, yeah? 1202 01:23:13,622 --> 01:23:14,690 Yeah? 1203 01:23:14,790 --> 01:23:18,527 You know what I hate about all those old detective movies you always watch? 1204 01:23:18,627 --> 01:23:19,628 No, what? 1205 01:23:19,728 --> 01:23:22,231 It's always so obvious the dame was up to no good. 1206 01:23:22,364 --> 01:23:25,934 It always turns out the girl's playing the guy for a sap every time... 1207 01:23:26,602 --> 01:23:29,004 and everybody knows it except for the poor sap. 1208 01:23:29,771 --> 01:23:33,942 No, there are some good movies where the dame turns out to be alright. 1209 01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:36,512 Uh, Key Lago for instance. 1210 01:23:37,746 --> 01:23:39,648 You're the nicest guy I've ever met. 1211 01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:42,284 And I'm a terrible person. 1212 01:23:54,530 --> 01:24:01,503 ⪠Out on the wall sounds of banging is constant coming from your head ⪠1213 01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:10,379 ⪠And desperate the calls came and ringing from those wanna wring your neck ⪠1214 01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:13,348 ⪠your neck ⪠1215 01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:21,256 [Neil sobbing] 1216 01:24:21,356 --> 01:24:28,263 ⪠Open your mouth sounds of breathing found it spilling from your face ⪠1217 01:24:28,363 --> 01:24:30,566 [sobbing] 1218 01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:37,105 ⪠Best to be dim to be humble of traffic stepping on your name ⪠1219 01:24:39,441 --> 01:24:40,609 ⪠Count on... ⪠1220 01:24:41,677 --> 01:24:48,617 ⪠us all falling our own swords tonight ⪠1221 01:24:50,686 --> 01:24:54,323 [sobbing] 1222 01:24:57,426 --> 01:25:04,366 ⪠chilling walk home down the portions roads there leading straight to your place ⪠1223 01:25:06,168 --> 01:25:12,941 ⪠And look like the tin can with swallows the kitchen plugging up your space ⪠1224 01:25:15,010 --> 01:25:21,016 ⪠Count on us all stepping on ⪠1225 01:25:21,817 --> 01:25:24,853 ⪠our own toes tonight ⪠1226 01:25:51,513 --> 01:25:53,982 Are you never gonna stop falling for this shit? 1227 01:25:55,184 --> 01:25:57,986 What? 1228 01:25:58,987 --> 01:26:02,191 What? 1229 01:26:02,958 --> 01:26:04,927 What? 1230 01:26:06,128 --> 01:26:10,432 What're you doing to me, Violet? Why are you doing this? 1231 01:26:10,566 --> 01:26:12,401 Why are you like this? 1232 01:26:12,501 --> 01:26:13,802 Because I really like you. 1233 01:26:13,902 --> 01:26:16,405 -Give me a break. -No, I'm crazy about you. 1234 01:26:16,505 --> 01:26:18,140 I believe the first half of that. 1235 01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:20,042 I'm just trying to protect myself. 1236 01:26:20,142 --> 01:26:22,878 -It doesn't make any sense. -It doesn't? 1237 01:26:22,978 --> 01:26:26,748 Let me guess, you've never been in a relationship longer than a year, right? 1238 01:26:26,849 --> 01:26:30,185 -Fifteen months. -Fifteen months before you start to get restless... 1239 01:26:30,285 --> 01:26:34,990 just one year before you started to look at your girlfriend like she's an old comfortable shoe. 1240 01:26:35,090 --> 01:26:37,526 Because she is not...or... [illegible] 1241 01:26:37,626 --> 01:26:41,363 it's just a matter of time before zip out the door, nice knowing you, right? 1242 01:26:41,463 --> 01:26:46,101 Does it make me crazy, because I never want you to look at me like an old comfortable shoe. 1243 01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:52,207 You're the sweetest, most interesting, most creative guy I've ever met. 1244 01:26:54,776 --> 01:26:57,379 But you're fundamentally screwed up, I mean... 1245 01:26:58,447 --> 01:27:01,917 you've spent half of your life hanging out with fictional characters... 1246 01:27:02,017 --> 01:27:03,719 and what woman can live up to that? 1247 01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:06,121 Oh. 1248 01:27:07,923 --> 01:27:10,092 And I should point out, Neil, that... 1249 01:27:12,494 --> 01:27:17,332 it takes two to tango, I mean, if you are not the most gullible son of a bitch I've ever met... 1250 01:27:17,432 --> 01:27:20,035 I wouldn't feel obliged to do these things to you. 1251 01:27:21,036 --> 01:27:24,806 Give me a break, you're like the baby that never gets tired of peek-a-boo. 1252 01:27:24,973 --> 01:27:27,776 Every time it's like you've never seen this trick before. 1253 01:27:30,279 --> 01:27:35,450 Maybe you're right, maybe I'm some kind of sick, twisted baby but... 1254 01:27:35,617 --> 01:27:38,153 come on, how can this possibly work? 1255 01:27:38,387 --> 01:27:39,955 How can people live like this? 1256 01:27:42,057 --> 01:27:45,561 And how do I know you're not gonna vanish in a couple of days? 1257 01:27:47,729 --> 01:27:50,165 That's easy, just don't let me out your sight. 1258 01:27:52,067 --> 01:27:57,706 I mean how do I know, I'm not gonna end up in a bathtub of ice water with my liver taking out. 1259 01:27:59,842 --> 01:28:03,912 It's either spending your life wondering whether I'm going to steal your liver... 1260 01:28:05,013 --> 01:28:08,417 or try to find a woman you'll never take for granted, you choose. 1261 01:28:10,986 --> 01:28:13,088 Can a person live without his liver? 1262 01:28:16,859 --> 01:28:18,994 What do I look like, the surgeon general? 1263 01:28:26,568 --> 01:28:27,736 Okay. 1264 01:28:31,607 --> 01:28:34,443 Put some clothes on, you gotta take a ride in the new car. 1265 01:28:35,777 --> 01:28:36,879 Come on! 1266 01:28:42,184 --> 01:28:43,252 Wait, um... 1267 01:28:46,522 --> 01:28:47,523 Neil, come on! 1268 01:28:49,591 --> 01:28:51,827 Hurry, hurry, hurry! Come on! 1269 01:28:53,262 --> 01:28:54,463 -Wow! -Ta-da! 1270 01:28:54,563 --> 01:28:58,567 Ha-ha, you... you spent all that money on a car? 1271 01:28:59,201 --> 01:29:02,905 You think I want to walk around the rest of my life looking like a schmuck? 1272 01:29:03,038 --> 01:29:04,206 Well, I like it. 1273 01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:06,275 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1274 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:11,613 And I didn't spend all the money not even close, that was a lot of money we stole. 1275 01:29:11,713 --> 01:29:12,814 Hey, I stole. 1276 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:19,988 Yeah, well, there is enough money left for a week in Vegas. 1277 01:29:20,255 --> 01:29:25,227 Oh, I don't even want to think about the kind of trouble you'll get me into in Vegas. 1278 01:29:25,327 --> 01:29:26,395 Puerto Vallerta? 1279 01:29:26,495 --> 01:29:29,965 No, no, no, Mexican prisons, I've heard stories. 1280 01:29:30,032 --> 01:29:31,233 Mount Rushmore. 1281 01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:33,936 Defacing a national monument five to ten years. 1282 01:29:35,404 --> 01:29:36,705 Graceland. 1283 01:29:37,606 --> 01:29:39,241 Graceland, huh? 1284 01:29:47,449 --> 01:29:49,484 Hey, um, you're gonna let me drive? 1285 01:29:51,019 --> 01:29:52,020 How come? 1286 01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:56,625 I just have this image of you pulling a Thelma and Louise and phew... 1287 01:30:01,029 --> 01:30:02,231 [chuckles]