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LEONARD: Dhaqdhaqaaq fiican.
RAJESH: waan helay.

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HOWARD: Soo deji.
LEONARD: wuu ku helay, Sheldon.

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HOWARD: kaalay.
LEONARD: Gebi ahaanba wuu ku dhigaa dugsi.

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Hey, nimanyahow, qaar ka mid ah mudalabyada kale
waxaan rabay inaan wax ku weydiiyo.

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- waa Tressling.
- Wuxuu isku daraa xoogga jireed

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... gacanta la legdanka xoogga maskaxda
ee Tetris galay isboortiga ugu dambeeya.

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Taasi waa wax aad u xun, laakiin waxa ay i rabeen
in lagu weydiiyo waa in aad jahannamada ka jarto.

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Waa hagaag, kaalay, nimanyahow. Kaalay

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SHAQAALAHA SUG [SlNGING]:
Dhalasho wacan adiga

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Waxaa laga yaabaa inaan sidoo kale joojino, waa ismari waa.

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Waxaad igu garaacday Tetris, laakiin waad heshay
xoogga sare ee jirka Keebler elf.

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Keebler elf?
Waxaan helay Keebler elf halkan.

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[RAJESH GROANlNG]

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Hagaag, waa ismari waa

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Leonard, ma ku arki doonaa sabtida
cheesecake dhalashadiisa bilaashka ah?

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Isagu ma cuni karo cheesecake.
Isagu ma dulqaadanayo lactose.

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Hagaag, wuu qaadan karaa keega karootada.

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- Ka waran dhaxan-jiis-kareemada?
-Waa uu iska xoqin karaa.

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Keega iska ilow.
Sidee ku ogaatay maalinta dhalashadayda sabtida?

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Waxaan sameeyay horoscope-kaaga, xasuuso?

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Qof walba waan samayn lahaa ilaa Sheldon
wuxuu ku socday mid ka mid ah maskaxdiisa maskaxeed.

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Diiwaanka, qaylo-dhaanta nafsiga ah...

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... waxay ahayd soo koobid kooban
ee cilmi-baarista Bertram Forer ...

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Yaa, 1948, si buuxda u caddeeyey

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... iyada oo loo marayo tijaabooyin taxadar leh ...

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... xiddigiskaas
waa hokum pseudoscientific.

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Blah, blah, blah. Taurus-ka caadiga ah.

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- Markaa waanu ku aragnaa Sabtida?
- uma maleynayo.

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-Waa maxay sababta?
-Ma dabbaaldegayo dhalashadayda.

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Aamus Haa, waad sameyneysaa.

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Wax weyn maaha.
Waa sidii la ii soo koriyey.

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Waalidkeygu waxay diiradda saareen
u dabaal degaya guulaha...

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... iyo in laga saaro marinka dhalmada
looma tixgelin mid ka mid ah.

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-Taasi waa doqonnimo.
- run ahaantii waxay ku salaysan tahay aragtiyo aad u wanaagsan.

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-Hooyadii ayaa warqad ku daabacday.
-Hagaag, maxaa la odhan jiray?

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“Waan Necbahay Wiilkayga
waana sababta uu Keega u qaadan waayay"?

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SHELDON:
Waxa cad in ay ahayd mid waxtar leh.

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Leonard wuxuu ku koray inuu noqdo
physicist tijaabo ah.

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Malaha haddii ay iyaduna diidi lahayd kirismaska,
wuu ka yara fiicnaan lahaa.

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Mahadsanid

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Hagaag, waan jeclahay dhalashada. Soo toosida
Hooyada quraacda rootiga ee gaarka ah...

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... xidhashada taajkii dhalashada,
ku ciyaarista tag laser dhamaan asxaabta.

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Haa, arag? Taasi waa waxa ay tahay in caruurtu helaan.

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Dhab ahaantii, taasi waxay ahayd sannadkii hore.

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Markaa runtii waligaa ma aadan helin
xaflad dhalasho?

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Maya, laakiin waa hagaag

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Markii aan yaraa, waxaan u malayn lahaa waalidkay
way badali lahaayeen oo iga yaabi lahaayeen.

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Tani hal dhalasho,
Waxaan ka imid gurigaygii casharkii cello...

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... oo waxaan arkay baabuur yaab leh
bannaanka hore loo dhigay.

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Markaan ka imid albaabka,
Waxa aan maqlayaa xan...

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... oo waan urin karaa keega shukulaatada Jarmalka,
Kaas oo ah midka aan jeclahay.

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-Oo?
-Waxay soo baxday in awoowe dhintay.

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Ilaahayow, taasi waa wax laga cabsado.

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Hagaag, waxay ahayd nooc ka mid ah xaflad dhalasho.

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Waxaan arkay dhammaan ilma adeertayda,
waxaana jiray keeg, markaa....

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-Taasi waa tii iigu murugada badnayd ee aan maqlo.
-Ma u malaynaysaa?

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Hore u soco,
u sheeg wax ku saabsan promkaaga sare.

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HOWARD:
Hubi inay xasuusan yihiin, laws la'aan.

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Howard, makhaayad kasta oo Thai ah oo ku taal magaalada
waa og yahay inaadan cuni karin lawska.

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Markay i arkaan anigoo imanaya,
waxay aadayaan, "Ah, wiil laws ma jiro."

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-Hello, Penny, Leonard hadda wuu baxay.
- Waan ogahay, waxaan rabaa inaan kula hadlo.

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Maxaan ka hadli lahayn?

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Ma lihin wax is dulsaaran
meelaha xiisaha aan ka warqabo.

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-Sida aad ogtahay, ma daneeyo chitchat.
-Ma ii ogolaan kartaa uun?

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Hagaag, waa sax, laakiin tan ma arko
dadaal rajo leh.

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Hagaag, waa kan heshiiskii

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Waxaan tuuri doonaa Leonard laad
xaflad la yaab leh oo dhalashadiisa.

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Aad baan u malaynayaa.

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Leonard wuu caddeeyay
xisbi ma rabo.

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Ma qof baa xisbi yidhi?

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Isagu ma garanayo inuu mid rabo,
sababtoo ah waligiis ma helin.

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Waxaan u malaynayaa inay taasi suurtogal tahay.

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Laakiin rikoorka, weligey maan helin
saddex-geesood oo haddana weli waan ogahay inaan doonayo mid.

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Waa kan faraqa.

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Suurtagalnimada ayaa jirta
Leonard wuxuu yeelan karaa xaflad dhalasho...

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... intaan cadaabku barafoobin.

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Fiican Haddii aan leeyahay saddex-geesood,
ma noqon kartid qayb ka mid ah.

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Waan kaftamayaa. Haa, waad awoodaa.

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Ma keeni kartaa saaxiib?

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Waxaan u maleynayaa in xafladda dhalashada ay tahay fikrad xun.

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Waan ka masayray Leonard korriinka
dhibkaas la'aanteed.

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murugo?

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Sannadba sanadka ka dambeeya,
Waxay ahayd inaan u adkaysto xidhashada koofiyadaha conical...

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... iyadoo lagu qasbayo dadka aadka u badan,
jahannamo dhididsan ee qalcadaha bouncy.

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Ma aha in la sheego in indhaha laga xiray...

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...oo u leexday dhanka
dameer aan dabo lahayn...

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...sida caruurtii kale ugu jeesjeeseen
jahawareertayda.

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Hagaag, macaane, waan fahmay inaad leedahay nabarro
in qof aan xirfad lahayn uusan bogsan karin...

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Laakiin si kastaba ha ahaatee, waanu tagi doonaa
tuur Leonard xaflad dhalasho.

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Aad ayaan u dhibsanahay
qoob ka ciyaar...

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...muusik cod dheer iyo qaabab kale oo badan
aalkolo-xumo-xumo.

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Si kastaba ha ahaatee--
-ku dar--

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Adiga ama i caawiya
tuur Leonard xaflad dhalasho...

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ama waxaan geli doonaa qolkaaga jiifka...

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... oo dhammaan boorsada ka saar
Buugaagta majaajillada ah ee nafaqaynta leh.

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Oo mid iyaga ka mid ah -- ma ogaan doontid
kaas. -- Waxaan khad ku sawiri doonaa weji yar oo faraxsan.

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Taas ma samayn kartid. Haddaad calaamad samayso
Buugga majaajillada reexaanta ah, ma aha reexaanta.

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ma fahantay
fikradda madowga ah?

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Hagaag, dabcan, l-- Oh.

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Haa, waxaan leeyahay fikrad. Aan tuurno Leonard
xaflad dhalasho kickass.

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Taasi maaha garaaca sirta ah.

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Tani waa garaaca sirta ah:

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Maxay ku kala duwan tahay?

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Barta garaaca sirta ah
waa in la sameeyo calaamad aan afka ahayn...

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... si loo xaqiijiyo aqoonsiga
mid ka mid ah gacan-ku-dhiiglayaasha.

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Penny: ma Raj iyo Howard?
-Suurta gal, laakiin aan la xaqiijin.

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Ma noo ogolaan lahayd inaan soo galno?

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Nasiib wanaag adiga,
kani ma aha dab-dhaliye nukliyeer ah.

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Haddaba, maxaad ka heshay wiilka dhalashada?

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Raj wuxuu helay mid cajiib ah
daabacaadda xaddidan ee farshaxan madow ...

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... oo ku saleysan Alex Ross'
Batman qeexan.

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Oo waxaan isaga u helay autographed cajiib ah
nuqul ka mid ah Muxaadarooyinka Feynman ee Fiisigiska.

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Wacan waxaan helay funaanad.

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Hagaag, si fiican, wuu jeclaan karaa taas.
Waxaan arkay isaga oo qabow.

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Sheldon, ma arag hadiyaddaada.
-Taasi waa sababta oo ah maan keenin mid.

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-Waa maxay sababta?
-Ha weydiin.

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Dhammaan machadyada hadiyad-bixinta
macno ma samaynayso.

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-Aad bay u daahday.
Aan nidhaahno waan baxaa oo waxaan kugu kharash gareeyaa $50.

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Waa hawl adag
sababtoo ah waa inaan qiyaaso waxaad u baahan tahay ...

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... meesha aad ka garanayso waxaad u baahan tahay.

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wax waan fududayn karaa
kaliya ku sii $50 si toos ah...

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...kadibna waxaad i siin kartaa $50
dhalashadayda iyo wixii la mid ah...

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... ilaa mid naga mid ah uu dhinto,
Midka kale oo duug ah iyo $50 ka taajirsan.

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Oo waxaan ku weydiiyaa, ma u qalantaa?

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Ku yidhi ha weydiin.

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Hagaag, Sheldon, waxaad tahay saaxiibkii.
Asxaabtu waxay isa siiyaan hadiyado.

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Waan aqbalay fikradaada
Waan diiday gunaanadkaaga.

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Isku day inaad u sheegto
waa heshiis bulsho oo aan ikhtiyaar ahayn.

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-Maxay?
-Kaliya samee.

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[PENNY GROANS]

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Waa heshiis bulsho oo aan ikhtiyaar ahayn.

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Ah, cadaalad ku filan.

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Wuxuu la yimid buug-gacmeed.

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Su'aal, sidee baan ku helayaa Leonard
haddiyad ka hor xafladda?

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Ma wado iyo waxyaabaha la heli karo
fogaanta lugaynta...

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... waa makhaayad Thai ah
iyo kaalin shidaal.

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Waxaan soo duubi karaa amar ah mee krob
iyo dhowr xaaqayaal bakhtiyaa nasiib ah.

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Hagaag, aan samayno tan.
Sheldon ayaan wadi doonaa si aan hadiyad u helo.

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-Howard, ka takhalus Leonard laba saacadood.
- Dhib malahan.

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Kadibna, Raj, waxaad keentaa alaabta
guud ahaan hoolka oo bilow dejinta.

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Maxaa dhacaya haddii martida ay soo baxaan?
-Ku maaweeliya.

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Ka warran hadday dumar yihiin?

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Iyaga ku dhaygag
oo ay dareemaan raaxo darro.

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[XABAD KA DHACDAY TV-ga]

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[KNOCKlNG on OROR]

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-Haye.
-Haye.

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-Sidee wax u socdaan?
-Fiican.

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Haddaba dhegayso, Nuart waxa ay soo bandhigaysaa dib-u-eegistii,
Goynta saxda ah ee Blaee Runner.

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-Waa arkay.
-Maya.

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waad aragteen
Go'itaanka Sannad-guurada 25aad ee Dhammaadka.

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Midkani wuxuu leeyahay siddeed ilbiriqsi
muuqaalo aan hore loo arag.

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Waxay yiraahdeen gabi ahaanba way isbedeleysaa
codka filimka.

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Gudub

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Kaalay Ka dib, waxaa jira QandA
oo leh jirka Harrison Ford labanlaab.

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Eeg, waxaan ku jiraa dagaalka "Halo".
noloshayda halkan.

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Waxaa jira ilmahan Copenhagen,
ma laha hab difaac.

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Markaa waxa kaliya ee uu sameeyo waa in uu ku fadhiisto xumbodiisa
oo ciyaar "Halo" 24/7.

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Miyaadan isaga ciyaari karin waqti kale?

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Ma aha haddii aad rumaysan tahay dhakhaatiirtiisa.

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Allaw, gaaska ma uraysaa?

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-Maya.
-Haa, maya.

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Lacagta:
Waad ogtahay, waxay hayaan DVD-yo halkaas yaal.

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Haa, laakiin waxay leeyihiin DVD gubanaya
halkan ka daawo.

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Leonard wuxuu u baahan yahay DVD gubi.

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Sheldon, hadyad maaha inay noqoto
wax qof u baahan yahay.

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Waa inay noqotaa wax xiiso leh.

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-Wax aysan iyagu iibsanayn.
-Ma waxaad u jeedaa, sida funaanad?

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Waa hagaag, waa funaanad madadaalo leh.
Waxay leedahay daabacaad joomatari oo geesinimo leh.

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- ma joomatari ayaa ka dhigaya mid madadaalo leh?
-Hagaag.

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Ujeedadu waa, mid ka mid ah siyaabaha
waxaanu tusinaynaa inaan danaynayno dadka...

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... waa in la geliyo fikirka iyo mala-awaalka
galay hadiyadaha aan iyaga siin.

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-Hagaag, waan arkaa, sidaa darteed ma aha DVD gubanaya.
-Sida saxda ah.

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Wax aanu isagu iibsanayn,
wax xiiso leh, wax la mid ah - Ah!

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802.1 1 n router wireless.

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Waar tag, wiilka Copenhagen.

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Ka warran dhadhanka
Bam-gacmeedka Hans Christian?

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[EXPLOSlON TV]

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[AFKA]

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LEONARD:
Taasi ma dareemi karin wanaag.

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Kaalay, kaalay. Alla xariif yahow....

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Kaalay, kaalay.

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Qaado taas.

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Ah-ah.

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[Qaylo]
Ah-ah.

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-Maxaa jira?
-Barkan granola waxa ku jira laws.

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-Ilaahayow. Maxaad u cuntay?
- Ma garanayo, waxay ahayd halkaas uun.

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Hagaag, haddii aan halkaas qori ku haysto,
ma is toogan lahayd?

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Ha igu qeylin.

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- waa inaan aado qolka xaaladaha degdega ah.
-Hadda?

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Maya, ka dib markii carrabkaygu bararay
ilaa xajmi le'eg brisket.

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Hagaag, kaliya aan helo furayaashayda.

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Allaaah, Allaaah, Allaaah---

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Dharka dharka ayaa meesha ka saaray.

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Waayahay, Sheldon,
maxay ahayd inay noqoto?

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Fiican, way ka baxday weelka.

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Waan ku soo wici doonaa marka ay ku jirto qalajiyaha

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Hagaag, ina keen.

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[Cunaha CADEYNAYA]

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[PENNY SlGHING]

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-Maxaad u malaynaysaa?
-Um, kaas.

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-Sababtoo ah dekedaha dheeriga ah ee Ethernet?
Hubaal.

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Isagu uma baahna iyaga.
Waxa uu haystaa furaha Ethernet lix-deked ah.

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-Oh, okay, ka dibna kan.
-Waa maxay sababtu?

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Ma garanayo.
Ninka sanduuqa saaran ayaa u muuqda mid faraxsan.

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Penny, haddii aan iibsanayo Leonard hadiyad,
Waxaan u socdaa si sax ah.

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Waxaan diiday in uu waayo-aragnimo u yeesho
dhaawac caruurnimo isku mid ah ayaan sameeyay.

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Waan ogahay inaan tan ka shallayn doono,
laakiin waa maxay dhaawaca?

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Dhalashadaydii 12aad,
Runtii waxaan rabay titanium centrifuge...

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...marka, waad ogtahay,
Waxaan kala saari karaa isotopes radioactive.

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Dabcan, haa.

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Halkii laga heli lahaa centrifuge titanium,
waalidkay ayaa i iibiyey--

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Wow, tani waa adag tahay.

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Waxay ii heleen baaskiil wasakh ah oo matoor ah.

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Maya

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Waa maxay wiil 12 jir ah
Ma doonaysaa baaskiil wasakh ah oo matoor ah?

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Dhammaantood.

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-Runtii?
-Haa.

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Huh.

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-Marka waxaan helaynaa kan?
- Haa, waxaan filayaa.

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Hagaag, ina keen.

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Iga raali ahow,
wax ma ka taqaan alaabtan?

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Waan ogahay wax walba oo ku saabsan alaabtan.

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Hagaag, waxaan haystaa kayga
ganacsiga ubaxa jumlada.

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Waxaan rabaa in aan xidho kombayutarkayga
dhanka hore...

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...la mid ah
ku jira bakhaarkayga qaboojiyaha ah.

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Iibso kan, waa ka aan helayno.
Nin faraxsan.

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Maya, iyadu ma rabto taas.

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Waxay u baahan tahay shabakad asaageed ah
oo leh fidiyaha kala duwan.

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-Mahadsanid.
Waa kuwee Hard Drive-ka aan rabo?

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-FireWire ama USB?
- Waxay kuxirantahay baska aad haysato.

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Waxaan wadaa Chevy Cavalier.

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Eebbow gacaliye.

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-Waa inaan tagno.
-Ma aha hadda, miskiinkan ayaa ii baahan.

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Adiga, xaji, waan kula saxsanaan doonaa.

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Kombiyuutarkee ayaad haysaa,
oo fadlan mid cad ha odhan.

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-Iga raali noqo.
- Buuxi tan oo fadhiiso.

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Waan tuuraynaa
Saxiib xaflad yaab leh...

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... waxaana loo malaynayaa inaan isaga ilaalinayo
laba saacadood.

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Ah-ahaa. Buuxi tan oo fadhiiso.

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Sida aan ku heli karo isaga
in uu ka tago ayaa loo sheegay in aan cunay laws.

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Waxaan xasaasiyad ka qabaa lawska.

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Hagaag, xaaladaas,
tan buuxi oo fadhiiso.

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Dhammaan waxaan kaaga baahanahay
waa in la isiiyo BAND-AlD.

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Waxaan iska dhigi karaa inaan qabo epinephrine.

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U sheeg saaxiibkay inaad u baahan tahay inaad i hayso
iyadoo la ilaalinayo muddo saacad ah.

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- ma waxaad u baahan tahay oo dhan?
-Haa.

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Ka bax ER-kayga

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-Maya, ma fahmin.
- waan fahmay.

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Laakiin nasiib darro, isbitaalkan
looma qalabayn in lagu daweeyo nacasnimada.

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Hagaag, waan helay
Waan ogahay sida dunidu u shaqeyso.

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Ka warran haddii aan ku baro
ninka dadkaaga xoreeyay?

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Haddaan dadkayga la xorayn
Waxaa qoray Benjamin Franklin...

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...iyo shantiisa walaalo ee mataanaha ah,
waqtigaaga waad luminaysaa.

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haye Waan ka xunahay, maan helin meel la dhigto.
sidee tahay

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Xun, aad u xun.

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Runtii? Uma jeeddid
sida aad u bararayso.

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Waa inaan soo qaadnaa Benadryl
dukaanka daawada oo aad guriga.

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-Ma aadi karno guriga.
-Waa maxay sababta?

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Sababtoo ah-- Phbbtt!

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Brisket Brisket

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-Biyo, biyo u baahan.
- isla markiiba waan soo laaban doonaa.

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[Cunaha CADEYNAYA]

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- Penny, dhegayso, dhibaato ayaa i haysata.
- Haa, waa hagaag, sidaas oo kale l.

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- Waa in aad waqti dheer joogsato Leonard.
Uma maleynayo inaan awoodo.

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Waa inaad.
Dhammaanteen waa inaan joognaa halkaas si aan ugu qaylino "la yaab."

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Waa inaad wax fahantaa.
Waxaan hadda ku jirnaa isbitaal.

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Waa maxay sababtu? Leonard ma fiican yahay?

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Leonard waa ganaax. waan fiicanahay
waad ku mahadsantahay weydiinta, jidka.

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Hagaag, uma baahni dabeecadaada.
Kaliya halkaa ku qabo wax yar ka dheer.

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Waan sameeyay intii karaankeyga ah, laakiin wuxuu rabaa inuu guriga aado
oo ma garanayo si aan isaga joojiyo.

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Hagaag, ka waran tan?

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Sii dheeree,
marka aad xaflada tagto...

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... waxaan tilmaami doonaa mid ka mid ah asxaabta
way fududahay.

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Ha igu ciyaarin naag.

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Waxaan helay gabadh hore oo buuran
oo aan is-qiimayn.

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Gabar Aabaheed Cadaabeysa
adigoo seexday agagaarka.

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Khamriga oo ah laba tallaal oo tequila ah
ka fogow inaad u xidhato sida koofiyadda.

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doonistaada waa la sameeyaa.

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Tan waxaan kuu sameynayaa, saaxiib yar.

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Hagaag, taas ma hayno...

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Laakiin si gaar ah ayaan kuugu dalbi karaa

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Isaga.

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Raalli ahow, mudane, halkan kuma shaqeyso.

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Haa, waa hagaag, sida muuqata,
mid kalena ma jiro.

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Sheldon, waa inaan tagno.
-Waa maxay sababtu?

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Waxaan ka daahnay xaflada dhalashada Leonard...

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... iyo mid kale,
Waxaan u sheegay inuu waco nabad-sugidda.

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Nasiib wacan.

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By habka, 6-sano jir ah
laga yaabaa inay jabsadaan kombiyuutarkaaga.

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Socod sii wad.

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Haa, 1 234 maaha furaha sirta ah ee sugan.

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Saaxiibkay
ayaa dareen-celin xasaasiyadeed ka leh lawska.

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-Maya, maya.
-Haa, wuu yahay.

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Bal eeg, mudane, halkan aad baannu ugu mashquulsanahay
oo ma samaynayo --

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Quduusnimada.

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Fadlan i caawi

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Koodhka afraad. Waxaan u baahanahay guri.

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- Isla markiiba, isla markiiba.
-Mahadsanid.

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Waxaad doonto dheh
ku saabsan daryeelka caafimaadka dalkan...

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...laakin markay ka baqayaan dacwooyinka,
waxay hubaan inay wax walba tijaabiyaan.

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HOWARD: Runtii ma malaynayo
colonoscopy-gu wuxuu ahaa lagama maarmaan.

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Inta aadan wada bararin...

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Waxaan u maleeyay inaad isku dayayso inaad iga ilaaliso
guriga...

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... si aad ii tuurto
xaflad yaab leh.

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Oh, sax, waa dhalashadaadii.

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Wax fikrad ah uma hayn inay ahayd dhalashadiiada.
waan ilaaway

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Waa maxay habka foosha xun ee loo qaato dhalashada.
Hagaag, hadda way dhammaatay.

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Xisbi baa jira sow maaha?

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Malaha.

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Howard.

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-Ma waalantahay?
Sideen u waalan karaa?

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Waxaad dhab ahaantii halis gelisay noloshaada
waayo adaa dan iga leh.

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Haa, waa sababta aan u sameeyay.

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Hagaag, waanu tagno.

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Xaflada dhalashadayda kowaad.

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[SINGlNG CYNDl LAUPER'S
"MIDABADA DHABTA AH"]

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Waxaan arkaa midabadaada runta ah

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Waana sababta aan kuu jeclahay

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Saaxiib, qof kastaa wuu baxay saacad ka hor.

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Yaab.

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[Telefoonka]
Hagaag, Leonard...

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... halkan waxaan joogaa xaflada dhalashadaada.

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Ma garanayo meel aad joogto, saaxiib,
laakiin runtii waa laad.

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Qof walba aad iyo aad buu u sakhraansan yahay oo--
Ooh, mm.

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Oh, oo fiiri,
waxaa jirta gabadh shaadhka iska siibtay.

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Taasi waa saaxiibkay Carol.

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I xasuusi,
Waa inaan iyada baro Howard.

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RAJESH: Oh, Krishna macaan,
rux rubi sameeye.

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- Aad baan uga xumahay inaadan helin xafladdaagii.
- waa okay.

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Hagaag, dhalasho wacan si kastaba.

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Haye, Penny, waa goorma dhalashadaada?

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