1 00:00:02,743 --> 00:00:05,410 (uptempo music) 2 00:00:32,776 --> 00:00:35,443 (uptempo music) 3 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:00,040 - Footballers! 4 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,763 50 grand a week! 5 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:05,483 That's 10 grand a day. 6 00:03:06,430 --> 00:03:08,313 Well, if it's a five-day week. 7 00:03:09,670 --> 00:03:14,360 I mean, one game a week, two max. 8 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,820 And they only train until midday, 9 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:19,753 so that's like 10 grand a working day. 10 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:28,180 So what gems does Little Miss Cosmo have for you this week? 11 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:31,290 - Well, I'm reading about something called a: 12 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:33,020 multiple orgasm. 13 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:34,670 - Don't listen; they're making that shit up. 14 00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:35,760 - Well, apparently not. 15 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:39,870 - Yeah, well, multiple orgasms stop when you get married. 16 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:42,880 Something to do with church weddings. 17 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,990 The blessing takes care of all that. 18 00:03:45,974 --> 00:03:50,513 In the eyes of God, one climax per session is enough. 19 00:03:50,513 --> 00:03:53,030 - Oh, if that were the case, I'd go to church. 20 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:55,890 - Multiple orgasms, really? 21 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:57,794 We have to make due with one at a time, 22 00:03:57,794 --> 00:03:58,627 and do you see us complaining? 23 00:03:58,627 --> 00:04:00,057 - No. - Well, there you go. 24 00:04:00,057 --> 00:04:01,294 - Because you're asleep. 25 00:04:01,294 --> 00:04:04,140 (laughing) 26 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:08,860 Well, Mandy from Oxford here has at least 10 orgasms a day. 27 00:04:08,860 --> 00:04:10,570 - I told you, they make it up. 28 00:04:10,570 --> 00:04:15,520 - So by your maths, that's what, 50 orgasms a week? 29 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,275 - Unless she's on a cup run. 30 00:04:17,275 --> 00:04:18,108 (laughing) 31 00:04:18,108 --> 00:04:19,570 Oh, Christ, I've just cum! 32 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:20,403 - Jamie! 33 00:04:20,403 --> 00:04:21,236 - Oh, and another! 34 00:04:21,236 --> 00:04:23,250 - Shut up, people will start staring! 35 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:24,790 - It's Hampstead Heath, they think you're weird 36 00:04:24,790 --> 00:04:26,080 if you're not having sex. 37 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,900 Oh, and another! 38 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:31,236 Seven more and I can move in with Mandy from Oxford. 39 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:33,569 (chuckling) 40 00:04:37,268 --> 00:04:40,351 (instrumental music) 41 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:26,000 - Would you mind if I, ah? 42 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,333 - No, of course. 43 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:42,743 - Do you come here often? 44 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:45,780 - Is that the best you have? 45 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,848 - Yes, I'm afraid it is, yes. 46 00:05:49,848 --> 00:05:50,823 - Oh. 47 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:56,797 - Don't worry, I shan't be asking you to dance. 48 00:05:56,797 --> 00:05:59,130 (chuckling) 49 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,283 I find this very comforting. 50 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:05,293 - The view? 51 00:06:05,293 --> 00:06:06,126 - Yes. 52 00:06:09,175 --> 00:06:12,347 - It's wonderful to know that some things just stay. 53 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,930 - Although I could do without that bloody tower. 54 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:19,970 - Oh really? I love it. 55 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:21,580 I love it that for a while, at least, 56 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:23,593 we had ambitions beyond concrete. 57 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,380 - Do you ever wonder what would have happened 58 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,780 if that chap in Pudding Lane had noticed 59 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:36,800 that fire starting all those centuries ago, 60 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,623 and then just put it out? 61 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:43,759 - I suppose the whole of London would be wooden. 62 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:45,390 (chuckling) 63 00:06:45,390 --> 00:06:46,853 - Imagine the splinters. 64 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:52,910 - By the way, I do. 65 00:06:53,767 --> 00:06:54,600 - What? 66 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,030 - Come here often. 67 00:06:56,030 --> 00:06:56,863 - Do you? 68 00:06:56,863 --> 00:07:00,470 - Every Wednesday, as a matter of fact, to this very bench. 69 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:01,320 - Well, I never. 70 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,280 - So be careful who you ask next time. 71 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:06,470 - Yes I will. (chuckling) 72 00:07:06,470 --> 00:07:08,848 Well, that is extraordinary. 73 00:07:08,848 --> 00:07:10,570 - It's just a habit. 74 00:07:10,570 --> 00:07:12,080 - How long have you been coming here? 75 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:15,250 - Oh, nearly 50 years. 76 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:17,110 - That's a lot of Wednesdays. 77 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:18,940 - Not as many as it might be. 78 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:20,993 I'm a strict observer of holidays. 79 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:25,092 (instrumental music) 80 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:47,723 - Nice view? 81 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:49,533 - Sorry? 82 00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:50,590 - Oh, I'm just wondering if you can get all of that, 83 00:07:50,590 --> 00:07:52,640 or whether you'd like me to move for you. 84 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,010 - What are you talking about, darling? 85 00:07:56,850 --> 00:07:59,660 - You are so pathetic. 86 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:01,290 - Oh, good god! - Yeah, isn't he. 87 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:03,060 - She should be, she should be careful. 88 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:05,780 - What, in case some pervy man wants to stare at her pants? 89 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:08,480 - Well, yeah. - Yeah. 90 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:09,730 I saw you. 91 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:10,563 - Saw me what? 92 00:08:10,563 --> 00:08:11,700 - Staring at her. 93 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,742 Staring at her pants. 94 00:08:13,742 --> 00:08:15,742 - Oh, that's ridiculous. 95 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:17,880 - She's very beautiful. 96 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,230 - Do you think? 97 00:08:19,230 --> 00:08:21,093 - Yeah, young, pert. 98 00:08:22,076 --> 00:08:23,876 And what is it you and your mates say? 99 00:08:23,876 --> 00:08:24,709 - About what? 100 00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:25,980 - A stomach like a snare drum? 101 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:27,660 - We, we don't say that. 102 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:28,493 - Right. 103 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,200 So what were you looking at, then? 104 00:08:32,503 --> 00:08:33,403 Because I saw you. 105 00:08:34,512 --> 00:08:36,430 - Oh, oh that. 106 00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:37,570 Oh god, did you think? 107 00:08:37,570 --> 00:08:40,540 Oh, that's, that's funny. 108 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:42,970 No, it was her book. 109 00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:44,820 - Oh right, her book. 110 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:45,920 - Yeah. 111 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:46,933 - Right. 112 00:08:47,910 --> 00:08:49,610 And what book would that be, then? 113 00:08:52,214 --> 00:08:56,093 - Le Tranger? 114 00:08:56,093 --> 00:08:57,640 - L'etranger? 115 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:58,473 - Uh, yeah. 116 00:09:00,149 --> 00:09:01,320 - You know it, do you? 117 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,840 - Oh, it's seminal. 118 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,853 - Albert Camus, unless I'm mistaken. 119 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:09,840 - It is, yeah, made quite an impact on me as a teenager. 120 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,673 - Really? 121 00:09:10,673 --> 00:09:11,930 - Oh, Camus! 122 00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:14,472 Camus! (laughing) 123 00:09:14,472 --> 00:09:17,730 Yeah, that book changed my life. 124 00:09:17,730 --> 00:09:20,920 I noticed she was reading it and thought, well, 125 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,620 you don't see it about that often. 126 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,290 - So what's it about then? 127 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:26,123 - Sorry? 128 00:09:26,123 --> 00:09:28,680 - Well, this book that changed your life, what's it about? 129 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,330 - Oh, I'm not gonna get into that now. 130 00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:33,180 - Oh, come on; the book that changed my husband's life, 131 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:34,969 I should know about. 132 00:09:34,969 --> 00:09:37,630 Oh, go on, you know I love a good story. 133 00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:39,183 - Well, you know, it's, ah, 134 00:09:41,006 --> 00:09:41,923 it's French. 135 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:47,371 About a man who is an "etranger." 136 00:09:47,371 --> 00:09:48,240 - Right. 137 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,100 - A stranger, basically. 138 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:53,260 Anyway, he goes on quite an adventure. 139 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,230 You know, new man in town, 140 00:09:55,230 --> 00:09:56,933 the locals are difficult to break. 141 00:09:57,910 --> 00:10:01,550 He starts off as a stranger, and through a series 142 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:04,160 of beautifully crafted events, 143 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:07,240 he eventually becomes accepted as the new... 144 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:09,923 Sheriff. 145 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,153 - Sheriff? 146 00:10:15,329 --> 00:10:16,903 - Yeah, it's kind of like a, 147 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:20,343 French western. 148 00:10:25,871 --> 00:10:27,240 - Well, that does sound life-changing. 149 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,413 - Yeah, it was. 150 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:34,600 Molly? 151 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,700 Molly, what are you... 152 00:10:38,284 --> 00:10:39,660 - I am so sorry to disturb you. 153 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,730 I was just wondering if you could help me. 154 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:42,563 - Of course. 155 00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:43,396 - Molly, I really think we should 156 00:10:43,396 --> 00:10:44,340 leave this young lady alone. 157 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:45,810 - No no, it's okay; she doesn't mind, do you? 158 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:46,810 - No, I don't mind. 159 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:47,643 - Well, all the same- 160 00:10:47,643 --> 00:10:48,560 - What can I do for you? 161 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,520 - I just couldn't help noticing the book you're reading. 162 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,948 - Really? 163 00:10:52,948 --> 00:10:53,781 L'Etranger? 164 00:10:53,781 --> 00:10:54,614 - Oui. 165 00:10:54,614 --> 00:10:56,360 - It's truly a wonderful piece of writing. 166 00:10:56,360 --> 00:11:00,170 - Well, do you know what, my husband was just saying so. 167 00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:01,900 - Really, you know it? 168 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:05,070 - Oh yeah, I mean, I read it a few years ago. 169 00:11:05,070 --> 00:11:08,280 - Isn't Meursault an extraordinary character? 170 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,780 His inability to lie and his ability 171 00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:12,693 to live so much in the present? 172 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,043 An amazing creation. 173 00:11:16,870 --> 00:11:18,460 - Yeah. 174 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:22,073 - And still, he ends up sheriff. 175 00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:24,760 - Sorry? - Oh, Jesus. 176 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,910 - No, I was just saying, isn't it remarkable 177 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:30,730 that he can be so truthful and still wind up 178 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,070 as sheriff of the town? 179 00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,151 - Molly- 180 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,862 - I mean, he just clears up that town, don't he? 181 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:39,277 - I think you may have the book a little confused. 182 00:11:39,277 --> 00:11:40,620 - Oh, really? 183 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,250 - Well, yes. 184 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:47,250 This is a book about the fundamental existential crisis 185 00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:50,740 of a man unable to live under the restrictions 186 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:54,913 that society imposes upon him, upon all of us. 187 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:03,463 - So, it's not a western? 188 00:12:04,721 --> 00:12:05,554 - No. 189 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,400 Is there something wrong? 190 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,587 - We should leave now. 191 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,690 - Actually, no, no, no; come here. 192 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:25,490 - I'd actually like to apologise on behalf of my husband. 193 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:26,323 - Apologise? 194 00:12:26,323 --> 00:12:28,490 - Yeah, I'm afraid he's been staring at your pants. 195 00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:30,170 - Oh, for god's sake, Molly. 196 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:33,380 I'm sorry about my wife, she's had too much sun. 197 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,470 - No, on the contrary, it's my husband who's been affected 198 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:37,920 by the heat, but a little bit of advice for you: 199 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,320 next time you're sunbathing on the heath, 200 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,970 you might want to be a bit more careful. 201 00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:44,770 It's full of perverts. 202 00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:46,570 Pack up the things; we're going now. 203 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:59,010 - I'm really very sorry. (sighing) 204 00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:02,093 (instrumental music) 205 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:09,783 I should... 206 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:13,510 - Were you really looking at me? 207 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:17,803 - Yes. 208 00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:20,873 Yes, yes I was. 209 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:27,590 - Well, that is quite frightening. 210 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,360 - Oh god, this is... 211 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,850 Look, I'm gonna, I really am very sorry. 212 00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:36,320 She gets very jealous. 213 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,220 - When you stare at other girls' underwear? 214 00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:41,263 - Well, I don't very often stare, but, 215 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:46,780 yeah, I suppose in such a circumstance, 216 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:48,823 she would manifest jealousy. 217 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,080 - And what about you? 218 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,080 - [Jamie] Me? 219 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:52,913 - Yeah. 220 00:13:52,913 --> 00:13:54,440 Are you the jealous type? 221 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,810 - Oh god, no, Molly can stare at who she likes; it's fine. 222 00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,160 - Really? 223 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,420 - Well, apart from Jude Law, 224 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,063 but that's more of a talent issue. 225 00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:08,453 Look, I'm gonna, I really am very, very sorry. 226 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,393 - Would you, 227 00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:16,183 would you like to look again? 228 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:20,703 - Sorry? 229 00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:24,293 - Would you like to have another look? 230 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,180 - Sorry, another look at- 231 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:32,013 - Yes. 232 00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:34,903 - Uh... 233 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:38,190 - We all need a look now and again. 234 00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:39,813 Like Meursault in the heat. 235 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,167 - Yes, like Meursault. 236 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:49,136 (uplifting music) 237 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,353 Thank you. 238 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,573 Is that the right thing to? 239 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,313 - Why not? 240 00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:20,384 You're welcome. 241 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,854 (pensive music) 242 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,413 - [Jamie] Molly! 243 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:03,290 - So, tell me: why did you break the habit? 244 00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:04,510 - Break it? 245 00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:05,573 - Yes, it's Thursday. 246 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:07,900 - Thursday? 247 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:08,733 - Yes. 248 00:16:10,118 --> 00:16:10,951 - Are you sure? 249 00:16:10,951 --> 00:16:11,784 - Yes, of course. 250 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,880 - No, no, no, it's definitely Wednesday. 251 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,760 - On, no, no, no, it can't be. 252 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,593 - Oh? 253 00:16:19,593 --> 00:16:21,410 - Because I always come here on Thursdays. 254 00:16:23,888 --> 00:16:26,297 - Are you being a wag? 255 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,600 - No, no, I come to this bench to look at that view 256 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,093 on Thursdays, so it must be Thursday. 257 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,864 Or, one of us has got it wrong. 258 00:16:39,864 --> 00:16:42,197 (chuckling) 259 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:01,523 - What are you gonna do? 260 00:17:04,302 --> 00:17:05,383 - You want me to go? 261 00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:07,740 - I want you to make a decision. 262 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,250 - Okay. 263 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,580 Okay, fine, I will. 264 00:17:13,957 --> 00:17:15,400 But if I go, then... 265 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,193 - Well, you bore me Ludo, you bore me! 266 00:17:20,193 --> 00:17:21,026 - I bore you? 267 00:17:21,026 --> 00:17:21,859 - Yeah, you bore me to death. 268 00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:22,747 - All right. 269 00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:23,580 - Yeah, I'm so bored, I'm bored right now. 270 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,500 - You're unbelievable, you're unbelievable! 271 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,330 - You just said that, and it's not interesting! 272 00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:29,033 Now make a fucking decision, 273 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,730 and make sure it's not a dull one. 274 00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,400 - You're making me do this. 275 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,590 - Take responsibility for yourself. 276 00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:55,732 (sombre music) 277 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:16,037 - You all right? 278 00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:18,214 All right, love? 279 00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:21,700 It's just, I was walking by. 280 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,410 I couldn't help but notice you staring out 281 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:26,913 into the middle distance, a bit like a nutter. 282 00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:29,960 I mean, if you are a nutter, enough said. 283 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,693 But you don't strike me as you're bonafide mental. 284 00:18:34,117 --> 00:18:36,150 I mean, I haven't actually met any real deal headcases, 285 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:38,380 but they don't generally look like you, 286 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,030 because I've seen them on the TV. 287 00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:42,580 And if they did look like you, 288 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,730 then I would probably be down there, 289 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,180 smeared in my own shit quicker than you can say: 290 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,280 pass me your underpants, nurse. 291 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,113 Are you with me? 292 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,093 Uh... 293 00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:56,430 Look, if I've misjudged things then, 294 00:19:00,768 --> 00:19:02,210 sorry. 295 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:03,160 - Are you for real? 296 00:19:04,308 --> 00:19:05,158 - Oh, she speaks. 297 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,460 - I speak. 298 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,733 - Which is good to know. 299 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,463 - What do you mean, right, when you said 300 00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:14,810 that if they all looked like me? 301 00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:16,460 - Sorry? 302 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:17,865 - What exactly do I look like? 303 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,097 - Well, you're a, 304 00:19:20,097 --> 00:19:22,459 you're a good-looking bird. 305 00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:23,630 (indistinct murmuring) 306 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,570 Well, yeah, if you like. 307 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:26,403 - [Woman In Blue] I don't have kids. 308 00:19:26,403 --> 00:19:28,171 - Right, well, that's even better then. 309 00:19:28,171 --> 00:19:29,004 - Is it? 310 00:19:29,004 --> 00:19:30,160 - Yeah, yeah. 311 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,130 - Do you have kids? 312 00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:33,243 - Oh, bloody hell. 313 00:19:33,243 --> 00:19:35,013 I haven't even bought you a drink yet. 314 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:36,880 - You're too young to be a father. 315 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,713 - I am. 316 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:39,933 - How old? 317 00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:40,766 - 25. 318 00:19:40,766 --> 00:19:42,195 - Oh, that's not too young. 319 00:19:42,195 --> 00:19:45,153 - Well, maybe it's not too young, but it's definitely young. 320 00:19:45,153 --> 00:19:46,078 - Compared to what? 321 00:19:46,078 --> 00:19:47,153 - To what? 322 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:50,093 - Yeah, you're young compared to what? 323 00:19:50,093 --> 00:19:50,926 - Ah... 324 00:19:54,247 --> 00:19:55,080 The telephone. 325 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,240 Yeah, I'm definitely young compared to the telephone. 326 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:02,010 (laughing) 327 00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:03,200 - You are. 328 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,018 (laughing) 329 00:20:06,018 --> 00:20:08,527 - So what are you young compared to? 330 00:20:08,527 --> 00:20:09,360 - What's that? 331 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,333 - I said: what's old compared to you? 332 00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:17,632 - What kind of fucking question is that? 333 00:20:17,632 --> 00:20:18,465 - What? 334 00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:24,120 - What kind of moronic fucking question is that?! 335 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:27,023 - Well, it was your moronic fucking question. 336 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,570 - It's okay, you can leave now. 337 00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:43,740 - Oh, oh, can I? 338 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,600 - Yeah, you can go now. 339 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,623 - Oh, right, okay. 340 00:20:48,690 --> 00:20:49,963 So you're all right then. 341 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,900 - Fine, thanks for your concern. 342 00:20:56,863 --> 00:20:59,030 (sighing) 343 00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:01,220 - My name's Noel. 344 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:05,200 - [Woman In Blue] Noel? 345 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,763 - Yeah, as in Gallagher. 346 00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:10,069 - And Edmonds? 347 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:13,943 - Oh, god! 348 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,505 Crushes. 349 00:21:16,505 --> 00:21:18,832 (laughing) 350 00:21:18,832 --> 00:21:20,250 What's your name? 351 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,260 - Anna. 352 00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:23,350 - Oh, as in Kournikova! 353 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,950 - As in: I'd quite like to spend some time by myself. 354 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:27,090 No offence. 355 00:21:27,090 --> 00:21:28,300 - Okay, none taken. 356 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,300 I'll leave you to it. 357 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:30,250 - Thanks for your concern. 358 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,153 - No, it's all right, you already did that. 359 00:21:33,486 --> 00:21:36,569 (instrumental music) 360 00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:53,930 - What are you doing? 361 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,220 - I'm leaving you to it, yeah? 362 00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:03,243 Okay, now if you don't mind, be quiet. 363 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,580 Because I need some still, eh? 364 00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:13,270 - You have got some front. 365 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:16,502 (laughing) 366 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,202 - You know, you shouldn't be feeding me lines like that. 367 00:22:19,202 --> 00:22:22,033 (laughing) 368 00:22:22,033 --> 00:22:23,040 - Are you seriously not gonna leave? 369 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:23,873 - No. 370 00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:26,249 - I could scream. 371 00:22:26,249 --> 00:22:27,133 - So, scream. 372 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,910 - I could, I could get you arrested. 373 00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:32,860 I could say that you tried to touch me. 374 00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:42,217 - Well, if I'm going down for it. 375 00:22:44,215 --> 00:22:45,210 Oh, you know what, I think I am, 376 00:22:45,210 --> 00:22:46,540 I'm punching above my weight, aren't I? 377 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:48,203 I'm just gonna leave you to it. 378 00:22:49,594 --> 00:22:50,427 I'm sorry. 379 00:22:54,344 --> 00:22:55,594 - You can stay. 380 00:23:00,997 --> 00:23:02,322 - Huh? 381 00:23:02,322 --> 00:23:03,155 Well... 382 00:23:05,311 --> 00:23:06,894 Don't mind if I do. 383 00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,380 - What makes you think that someone like you 384 00:23:12,380 --> 00:23:15,103 has any chance whatsoever with someone like me? 385 00:23:17,008 --> 00:23:19,480 - You know, I don't remember asking if I did. 386 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,870 - Come on, you've been doing it since you saw me. 387 00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:25,240 - I have not; look, I just saw a girl who looked upset, 388 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,750 and I made sure that she was all right, 389 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:30,010 and then I decided to do a spot of meditation. 390 00:23:30,010 --> 00:23:31,700 Okay, there was no drool involved. 391 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:33,333 - You're out of your mind! 392 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,090 - Seriously, yeah, you're fucking with my qi. 393 00:23:44,229 --> 00:23:47,979 (buoyant instrumental music) 394 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:49,803 - Molly! 395 00:23:53,452 --> 00:23:55,035 Oh, come on, Molly! 396 00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:02,630 - My boyfriend just left me. 397 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:04,633 - Where? 398 00:24:06,590 --> 00:24:08,010 - Here, just now. 399 00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:09,020 Ludo. 400 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,467 - Ludo, what, as in the- 401 00:24:10,467 --> 00:24:15,467 - As in the boring, middle-aged twat, shut up! (laughing) 402 00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:31,790 - Has anybody ever told you that you have great eyes? 403 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,330 - Oh, sorry, are we in Stringfellows? 404 00:24:34,330 --> 00:24:36,455 - No, really, you do. - Make an effort. 405 00:24:36,455 --> 00:24:38,133 - No, you do, you have great eyes. 406 00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:40,641 Which is lucky. 407 00:24:40,641 --> 00:24:41,474 - Lucky? 408 00:24:41,474 --> 00:24:44,013 - Yeah, because they tend to pull focus from your nose. 409 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,607 - What the fuck is wrong with my nose? 410 00:24:46,607 --> 00:24:47,950 - Nothing's wrong with your nose, you have a great nose. 411 00:24:47,950 --> 00:24:49,709 You have a great fucking nose. 412 00:24:49,709 --> 00:24:51,247 - Are you seriously trying to tell me 413 00:24:51,247 --> 00:24:52,340 that I've got a big nose? 414 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:53,260 - Not big. 415 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:54,093 - Well, what then? 416 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:56,920 - Well, ah, what I'm saying is that, ah, 417 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,210 it doesn't matter what kind of nose you have, 418 00:24:59,210 --> 00:25:01,947 because those eyes will always overpower- 419 00:25:01,947 --> 00:25:03,005 - Overpower? 420 00:25:03,005 --> 00:25:05,580 - Uh, you happen to have a beautiful nose. 421 00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:07,850 My point is that those eyes are so good 422 00:25:07,850 --> 00:25:11,583 that even if you had a ridiculous nose, it wouldn't matter. 423 00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:14,390 Which you don't, but if you did, 424 00:25:14,390 --> 00:25:15,643 I wouldn't notice, which I didn't. 425 00:25:15,643 --> 00:25:17,940 I mean, until now, and now I look, 426 00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:19,630 it's a great nose, yeah, it's great. 427 00:25:19,630 --> 00:25:20,730 You have a great nose. 428 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,323 - You've just got no idea who you're dealing with. 429 00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:28,623 I'm damaged! 430 00:25:29,478 --> 00:25:31,180 - We're all damaged, babe. 431 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:33,053 - Who the fuck do you think you are? 432 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:37,130 Arriving out of nowhere, asking me all sorts of personal 433 00:25:37,130 --> 00:25:39,550 questions when clearly I'm upset about something, 434 00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:42,927 which incidentally has fuck-all to do with you! 435 00:25:42,927 --> 00:25:45,610 And then you sit there next to me, you sit there, 436 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:48,030 me, an attractive, single, vulnerable woman, 437 00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:49,830 you sit here next to me and tell me 438 00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:51,490 that I've got a beautiful nose. 439 00:25:51,490 --> 00:25:52,820 You know, how fucking dare you?! 440 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,590 - Yeah, I'm sorry. 441 00:25:54,590 --> 00:25:55,423 - What?! 442 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:57,263 - I'm sorry. 443 00:25:58,810 --> 00:26:00,670 I'm sorry that I complimented you. 444 00:26:00,670 --> 00:26:02,090 It was very insensitive of me. 445 00:26:02,090 --> 00:26:03,338 - Yes! 446 00:26:03,338 --> 00:26:05,086 It was a crap line. 447 00:26:05,086 --> 00:26:06,003 - Aye. 448 00:26:06,003 --> 00:26:08,320 - Without a hint of originality! 449 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,930 Crap men are one thing, but crap lines are unforgivable! 450 00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:14,050 - Okay, okay, look, the whole thing was a line. 451 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,940 All of this was a line, you know? 452 00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:19,610 I saw you rowing with, ah, monopoly- 453 00:26:19,610 --> 00:26:20,443 - Ludo. 454 00:26:20,443 --> 00:26:21,450 - Yeah, with him, okay? 455 00:26:21,450 --> 00:26:25,190 And I thought, well, you know, she is very, very fit, 456 00:26:25,190 --> 00:26:29,560 and very, very vulnerable, and I am very, very horny. 457 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,070 So yeah, you're right. 458 00:26:31,070 --> 00:26:31,903 - I know I'm right. 459 00:26:31,903 --> 00:26:33,290 - So, you are. 460 00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:34,123 - I know. 461 00:26:34,123 --> 00:26:35,150 - So how did I do? 462 00:26:35,150 --> 00:26:36,430 - Shit. 463 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:37,710 - Well, you can't blame me for trying. 464 00:26:37,710 --> 00:26:39,740 - And you can't blame me for telling you to fuck off. 465 00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:40,820 - No. 466 00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:42,010 - So go on then. 467 00:26:47,425 --> 00:26:49,925 - Well, ah, you didn't scream. 468 00:26:53,270 --> 00:26:54,560 - You're right. 469 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,720 - I am. 470 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,795 - Let's do it. 471 00:26:57,795 --> 00:26:59,866 - Do it? What are you saying? 472 00:26:59,866 --> 00:27:01,173 - I'm saying I wanna fuck you. 473 00:27:02,949 --> 00:27:04,285 - Wait, you're saying that you want- 474 00:27:04,285 --> 00:27:05,118 - Yeah, I wanna fuck you. 475 00:27:05,118 --> 00:27:06,390 - You're saying that- - I wanna fuck you. 476 00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:08,233 - Well, you need to stop saying that. 477 00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:11,820 Because now you're really confusing me. 478 00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:13,765 I wasn't coming over here to ask you if you want to- 479 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:14,598 (sighing) 480 00:27:14,598 --> 00:27:15,431 I was just gonna ask you if you wanted 481 00:27:15,431 --> 00:27:16,264 to go out for a drink. 482 00:27:16,264 --> 00:27:17,900 - Yeah, and I've just told you that I want 483 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,097 to fuck you. - To fuck me, yeah. 484 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:19,983 Yeah. 485 00:27:20,926 --> 00:27:22,113 Oh, oh... 486 00:27:24,030 --> 00:27:25,540 Do you? 487 00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:28,750 - As a rule, I like not to ask more than a dozen times. 488 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,973 - Yeah, ah, okay, okay. 489 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:32,693 What, really? 490 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,840 - I wanna have sex with you. 491 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,855 - With me? 492 00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:38,097 - Yeah, I wanna fuck you. 493 00:27:39,482 --> 00:27:41,000 - You're not being mental again? 494 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,130 So wait, what you're saying, all these, the lines 495 00:27:43,130 --> 00:27:45,970 that I did, those crap lines, they, 496 00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:46,960 well, actually they all worked. 497 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,410 - No, they were shit. - Oh. 498 00:27:48,410 --> 00:27:49,880 - In fact, if you'd said nothing, 499 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,950 I might have fucked you earlier. 500 00:27:50,950 --> 00:27:52,240 - Jesus. 501 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,073 - I thought, for a moment, that you might interest me, 502 00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:54,133 but no, it was nothing. 503 00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:56,940 - That's wonderful. 504 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:58,620 - Well, we'll see what it is. 505 00:27:58,620 --> 00:27:59,810 Come on. 506 00:27:59,810 --> 00:28:01,923 - Well, ah, what, now? 507 00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:06,720 Okay, right, well, where do you live, 508 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,880 because I'm like a bus ride away from- 509 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,006 - Here. 510 00:28:10,006 --> 00:28:10,839 - Here? 511 00:28:10,839 --> 00:28:12,460 What, now? 512 00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:13,293 - Right here. 513 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:15,027 - Here? 514 00:28:17,019 --> 00:28:18,007 - There. 515 00:28:18,007 --> 00:28:20,424 (stammering) 516 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:26,550 Fuck, can you do this? 517 00:28:26,550 --> 00:28:31,354 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 518 00:28:31,354 --> 00:28:32,657 It's a bit stuck. 519 00:28:32,657 --> 00:28:33,508 A bit stuck. 520 00:28:33,508 --> 00:28:34,530 - You wanna do this, right? 521 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:36,767 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait! 522 00:28:36,767 --> 00:28:39,434 (uptempo music) 523 00:28:44,091 --> 00:28:44,924 Oh, yeah! 524 00:28:48,878 --> 00:28:49,711 What? 525 00:28:51,737 --> 00:28:52,687 - You can fuck off. 526 00:28:58,334 --> 00:28:59,334 You bore me. 527 00:29:04,334 --> 00:29:05,167 (growling) 528 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:06,705 - What, no. 529 00:29:06,705 --> 00:29:09,067 (shouting and barking) 530 00:29:09,067 --> 00:29:11,115 What do you want from me?! 531 00:29:11,115 --> 00:29:13,782 (uptempo music) 532 00:29:28,543 --> 00:29:31,203 - I've often wondered about Cheryl and Brian. 533 00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:34,533 - Who? 534 00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:38,143 Ah, yes. 535 00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:39,570 - Do you think they were happy? 536 00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:40,743 - Well, who knows? 537 00:29:42,290 --> 00:29:44,313 At least they were together. 538 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:47,453 - Ah, is that happiness? 539 00:29:49,090 --> 00:29:51,460 Well, I suppose we'll never know about them. 540 00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:54,223 - Well, I think they met during the war. 541 00:29:56,730 --> 00:29:59,300 And he went off to fight in France, 542 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:02,360 and she stayed behind in London, 543 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,640 slaving away in the munitions factories, 544 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:09,040 both of them wondering when or if they would see 545 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:13,660 one another again; an intense and terrifying start, 546 00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:17,070 which propelled them through the hardships 547 00:30:17,070 --> 00:30:18,700 and the difficulties and on. 548 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:21,233 You know, like a fully taut bow and arrow. 549 00:30:22,090 --> 00:30:24,763 The greater the tension before it launches, 550 00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:27,540 the further it goes. 551 00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:31,195 Well, I think love's like that, and I've always felt 552 00:30:31,195 --> 00:30:34,453 Cheryl and Brian achieved great distance because of it. 553 00:30:39,245 --> 00:30:42,333 - Other people's stories are always fascinating. 554 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,213 Have you achieved great distance? 555 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,070 - Well, we have now. 556 00:30:53,070 --> 00:30:54,850 She's dead and I'm in Cricklewood. 557 00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:55,769 - Oh, I'm sorry. 558 00:30:55,769 --> 00:30:56,733 - No, no, it's okay. 559 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,720 Has a wonderful dentist. 560 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,553 - Cricklewood? 561 00:31:00,553 --> 00:31:01,386 - Oh, heaven! 562 00:31:02,430 --> 00:31:04,069 - But such very long waiting lists. 563 00:31:04,069 --> 00:31:05,027 (laughing) 564 00:31:05,027 --> 00:31:05,860 - Yes. 565 00:31:07,370 --> 00:31:08,203 What about you? 566 00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:12,403 - Tommy died five years ago. 567 00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:15,040 43 years of marriage. 568 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,143 - Oh, well done. 569 00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:22,143 - He was a sweet man, a very sweet man. 570 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,400 But this bench was my little secret. 571 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,773 I never came here with him in all those years. 572 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,873 There was a time in the early '80s where he thought 573 00:31:33,873 --> 00:31:36,420 I was having an affair, because I wouldn't tell him 574 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:38,530 where this place was. 575 00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:41,820 Oh, I used to tell him I was visiting my son. 576 00:31:41,820 --> 00:31:43,740 Anything just to get here. 577 00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:47,400 It was always important to me to have my little place, 578 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,003 my little bench, my little view. 579 00:31:51,730 --> 00:31:53,160 - You had a son? 580 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,593 - Yes, oh, he's in his 40's now. 581 00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:57,980 Eddie. 582 00:31:57,980 --> 00:31:58,813 - Oh. 583 00:31:59,691 --> 00:32:00,741 Well, that's my name. 584 00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:06,133 So, why here, why this bench? 585 00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:14,370 - There was a boy. 586 00:32:14,370 --> 00:32:16,850 We were 17, we only met twice. 587 00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:17,863 We met here. 588 00:32:19,710 --> 00:32:22,610 I was engaged to Tommy, he was engaged to, ah, 589 00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:26,143 I don't remember her name, and things, 590 00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:30,813 they were different times. 591 00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:37,643 - Theresa. 592 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:39,667 - [Iris] What? 593 00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:43,713 - The woman he was engaged to, 594 00:32:46,770 --> 00:32:48,093 she was called Theresa. 595 00:32:49,086 --> 00:32:51,669 (sombre music) 596 00:32:57,237 --> 00:32:59,404 - And he was called Eddie. 597 00:33:04,242 --> 00:33:05,992 - And she was called, 598 00:33:07,306 --> 00:33:08,139 Iris. 599 00:33:09,709 --> 00:33:12,292 (sombre music) 600 00:33:25,051 --> 00:33:27,384 (splashing) 601 00:33:35,673 --> 00:33:38,256 (jaunty music) 602 00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:25,666 - He's not your type. 603 00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:28,123 - How would you know? 604 00:34:28,123 --> 00:34:30,970 You're my partner; it's not the same thing at all. 605 00:34:30,970 --> 00:34:31,803 - He is. 606 00:34:33,287 --> 00:34:35,537 (laughing) 607 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,410 - You're not wrong there. 608 00:34:43,094 --> 00:34:45,184 Why you always reading? 609 00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:46,017 - Why? 610 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:46,872 - Yeah, why? 611 00:34:46,872 --> 00:34:48,456 - You know what, Billy, you should read some more. 612 00:34:48,456 --> 00:34:51,873 You might learn something about yourself. 613 00:34:53,271 --> 00:34:54,610 - There's nothing I need to learn about myself 614 00:34:54,610 --> 00:34:55,910 that he couldn't teach me. 615 00:35:04,013 --> 00:35:05,453 - Fair point. 616 00:35:05,453 --> 00:35:07,440 (laughing) 617 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,570 - I met this guy the other night. 618 00:35:09,570 --> 00:35:12,140 - Oh yeah. - He had one of those smiles. 619 00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:13,720 - What, the sort that says: I have no self-respect? 620 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:14,890 - No, the sort that says: I'll give you 621 00:35:14,890 --> 00:35:16,693 the best blowjob you've ever had. 622 00:35:17,570 --> 00:35:18,403 - Oh, that one. 623 00:35:22,637 --> 00:35:23,623 And did he? 624 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,263 - Come on, there are rules. 625 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,673 - Oh, the rules. 626 00:35:28,673 --> 00:35:29,570 - There's gotta be rules, Bri. 627 00:35:29,570 --> 00:35:31,030 - You dirty bastard. 628 00:35:32,810 --> 00:35:33,910 - You fucking love it. 629 00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:42,290 Look, I've been thinking. 630 00:35:42,290 --> 00:35:44,830 - I told you, two's company. 631 00:35:44,830 --> 00:35:48,000 - I know, and three's a night out, but it's not about that. 632 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,060 - We're not talking about sex? 633 00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:49,893 - [Billy] No. 634 00:35:49,893 --> 00:35:50,726 - Christ, they said this day would come, 635 00:35:50,726 --> 00:35:52,090 I just didn't believe them. 636 00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:53,780 You're finally gonna let me have a garden? 637 00:35:53,780 --> 00:35:54,750 - Look, I'm not spending the rest 638 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:56,900 of my days in The Good Life. 639 00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:57,840 - Oh, The Good Life. 640 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,673 You know, when I was a kid, 641 00:35:58,673 --> 00:36:01,230 I used to really fancy Penelope Keith. 642 00:36:01,230 --> 00:36:02,063 - Margot?! 643 00:36:02,063 --> 00:36:03,180 - Yes, aye, she's got a touch 644 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,966 of the Maggie Thatchers about her. 645 00:36:04,966 --> 00:36:06,453 - Oh, you were such a confused child. 646 00:36:06,453 --> 00:36:07,910 - Don't tell me you fancied Richard Briars? 647 00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:08,910 - Oh, don't be sick. 648 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,870 Felicity Kendal every time. 649 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:12,730 - Fuck off! (laughing) 650 00:36:12,730 --> 00:36:13,740 - No seriously. 651 00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:14,750 I mean, those dungarees, man! 652 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:17,423 I swear, if I met her today, I'd still love to have a go. 653 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:21,380 Anyway, you should spend less time being nostalgic. 654 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,039 - Nothing wrong with nostalgia. 655 00:36:23,039 --> 00:36:23,872 - A little bit maybe, 656 00:36:23,872 --> 00:36:26,615 but you can be nostalgic about breakfast. 657 00:36:26,615 --> 00:36:28,590 - I told you: you should read more. 658 00:36:28,590 --> 00:36:30,500 - Penelope Keith? 659 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:31,483 What a minger! 660 00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:36,646 - Yeah, well, let's face it, 661 00:36:36,646 --> 00:36:38,124 we never had the same taste in women. 662 00:36:38,124 --> 00:36:39,440 (sighing) 663 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,446 So what were you thinking? 664 00:36:41,446 --> 00:36:42,696 - [Billy] When? 665 00:36:44,020 --> 00:36:46,070 - Just now, you said you'd been thinking. 666 00:36:47,086 --> 00:36:49,010 Or has that thought already nestled itself 667 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:51,430 in one of the cavernous, empty corners of your mind? 668 00:36:51,430 --> 00:36:53,170 Imagine the millions of tiny thoughts 669 00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:55,290 that must be scrabbling around, 670 00:36:55,290 --> 00:36:57,880 looking for a way out before their last, gasping breath 671 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,770 finally deserts them, and they become another distant memory 672 00:37:00,770 --> 00:37:03,630 of something that was once a half-decent idea. 673 00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:04,863 - You should read less. 674 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:08,050 - I know. 675 00:37:08,050 --> 00:37:09,810 I promise, as soon as you commit to me for life, 676 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:10,893 I absolutely will. 677 00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:14,797 (pensive music) 678 00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:05,546 - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 679 00:38:05,546 --> 00:38:06,713 Come to daddy. 680 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:16,824 - [Man's Voice] Come on, mate. 681 00:38:16,824 --> 00:38:17,657 What do you reckon? 682 00:38:17,657 --> 00:38:18,820 - [Man In Suit] Jesus Christ! 683 00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:20,150 - [Man's Voice] A bit of a monster, eh? 684 00:38:20,150 --> 00:38:21,180 Come on. 685 00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:22,863 - Oi, oi, oi, oi, no. 686 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,480 No, no means no. 687 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,350 - [Man's Voice] You're the one who walked here 688 00:38:26,350 --> 00:38:27,667 with his dick hanging out. 689 00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:28,520 - [Man In Suit] That's because I need a piss. 690 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:29,800 - [Man's Voice] Well, go somewhere else. 691 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,417 Some of us have sex here. 692 00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:32,873 - Christ! 693 00:38:32,873 --> 00:38:35,206 (muttering) 694 00:38:35,206 --> 00:38:37,873 (uptempo music) 695 00:38:39,677 --> 00:38:40,961 Where the hell have you been? 696 00:38:40,961 --> 00:38:43,703 - Well, I think I get to ask the questions. 697 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:46,759 - Dirty little- 698 00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:47,592 - Aren't you? 699 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,283 Hello. 700 00:38:50,283 --> 00:38:52,533 (laughing) 701 00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:57,620 - Where's Eve? 702 00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:58,533 - She's coming. 703 00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:02,243 - I still need to piss. 704 00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:05,150 - You don't have to pretend to me. 705 00:39:05,150 --> 00:39:06,260 It's the 21st century. 706 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,510 It doesn't have the stigma it used to have. 707 00:39:08,510 --> 00:39:09,363 - Very funny. 708 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,073 Give us a kiss. 709 00:39:18,087 --> 00:39:20,532 You've always been the greatest kisser. 710 00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:21,753 - Thanks, you're not so bad yourself. 711 00:39:21,753 --> 00:39:23,510 It's a shame your little friend never found out. 712 00:39:23,510 --> 00:39:25,100 - Okay, we can drop that now, please. 713 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,100 Any time you'd like. 714 00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:31,261 Come on, Eve, daddy needs a wee-wee. 715 00:39:31,261 --> 00:39:32,130 - Go and find another hedge. 716 00:39:32,130 --> 00:39:33,923 - No chance, no way! 717 00:39:34,929 --> 00:39:37,090 God, you know, I fail to see how some men 718 00:39:37,090 --> 00:39:39,723 can find sex with men in any way appealing. 719 00:39:40,885 --> 00:39:42,420 I struggle to see how women can. 720 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:45,033 - You underestimate your immense sexual magnetism. 721 00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:47,220 - I'm not the only one. 722 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:49,518 - Oh, poor baby; not getting any? 723 00:39:49,518 --> 00:39:51,768 (laughing) 724 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:55,563 Look, before Eve gets here, I brought the papers. 725 00:39:57,174 --> 00:39:58,007 And you? 726 00:39:58,007 --> 00:39:58,840 - Yeah. 727 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,400 - Decree absolute. 728 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,250 Feels very final. 729 00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:06,803 - Isn't that the point? 730 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,473 - I suppose so. 731 00:40:11,238 --> 00:40:13,110 - Do you, Sarah Louise Williams, 732 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:16,050 hereby agree to never laying any claim 733 00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:19,630 to the life and emotions of this man, 734 00:40:19,630 --> 00:40:22,800 Peter Brian Maxwell? 735 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:23,633 - I do. 736 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:28,440 And do you, Peter Brian Maxwell, 737 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,020 hereby consent to never ringing up this woman, 738 00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:34,890 Sarah Louise Williams, after you've had a few beers, 739 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:36,840 and are in desperate need of a one-cup? 740 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,540 (sighing) 741 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:43,290 - I do, I do, I do. 742 00:40:43,290 --> 00:40:44,880 Christ, that hurt. 743 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,867 - Well, maybe we could break the rules once in a while. 744 00:40:47,867 --> 00:40:49,745 - Oh, just one? 745 00:40:49,745 --> 00:40:51,742 What about Saturdays, when, oh- 746 00:40:51,742 --> 00:40:52,575 - Daddy! 747 00:40:54,821 --> 00:40:55,877 Daddy. - Hey! 748 00:40:55,877 --> 00:40:57,720 Hello, gorgeous! 749 00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:58,990 How's my little princess? 750 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:01,660 - Mommy bought me a brand new bicycle. 751 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,970 - Wow! 752 00:41:02,970 --> 00:41:03,960 Is it wonderful? 753 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,680 - It's the best bicycle in the world. 754 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,160 - Well, that's what happens when mommy's and daddy's 755 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,170 get divorced: the children always get lovely presents. 756 00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:11,950 - I like your divorce, daddy. 757 00:41:11,950 --> 00:41:13,723 I think mommy is much happier. 758 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,280 - Is she? 759 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,250 Well, so is daddy. 760 00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:19,760 Which makes you a very lucky little girl. 761 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:20,593 - Why am I lucky? 762 00:41:20,593 --> 00:41:23,783 - Well, because you have a mommy and a daddy who are, 763 00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:26,293 who are very happy. 764 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,363 Bet none of your friends can say that. 765 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,502 - I love you mommy, but I want two mommy's like Amy. 766 00:41:34,502 --> 00:41:35,335 (laughing) 767 00:41:35,335 --> 00:41:36,785 - Do you know what a dyke is? 768 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:38,529 What? 769 00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:42,230 It's a dyke, a dam, well, it's a big hill. 770 00:41:42,230 --> 00:41:44,990 Holes, lots of water. 771 00:41:44,990 --> 00:41:45,823 Water, do you know what? 772 00:41:45,823 --> 00:41:47,263 Can we walk a little bit, love, 773 00:41:47,263 --> 00:41:49,463 because daddy really needs to find a toilet. 774 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,086 - She's seven. 775 00:41:53,086 --> 00:41:55,947 - Yeah, dyke, dam, damn's not a nice word. 776 00:41:55,947 --> 00:41:57,121 - Oh, come on. 777 00:41:57,121 --> 00:42:00,038 - Damn, damn, damn this, damn that. 778 00:42:03,507 --> 00:42:05,613 - Wow, every Wednesday. 779 00:42:05,613 --> 00:42:07,593 - For nearly 50 years. 780 00:42:10,823 --> 00:42:13,550 - Shall we, ah... 781 00:42:13,550 --> 00:42:15,614 - Shall we what? 782 00:42:15,614 --> 00:42:16,620 - Well, I don't know. 783 00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:17,953 We could, ah... 784 00:42:19,130 --> 00:42:20,050 - What? 785 00:42:20,050 --> 00:42:21,457 - Attack the summit, hm? 786 00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:26,143 - Gosh. 787 00:42:29,670 --> 00:42:31,210 It's a long time since- 788 00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:32,043 - Me too. 789 00:42:33,413 --> 00:42:35,996 (sombre music) 790 00:42:57,090 --> 00:42:58,240 - So, how does it feel? 791 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,681 - It feels like I haven't pissed in a month. 792 00:43:02,681 --> 00:43:04,350 - No, I meant about being divorced. 793 00:43:04,350 --> 00:43:05,863 - Oh, yeah. 794 00:43:05,863 --> 00:43:07,030 It feels good. 795 00:43:08,110 --> 00:43:08,960 - [Sarah] I knew. 796 00:43:10,341 --> 00:43:11,341 - Knew what? 797 00:43:12,229 --> 00:43:14,229 - We were married for the wrong reasons. 798 00:43:16,410 --> 00:43:18,090 What was it about us tying the knot 799 00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:20,453 that just stopped everything? 800 00:43:23,288 --> 00:43:26,040 - I think we just ran out of things to say. 801 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,403 And it often happens in every relationship. 802 00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:32,440 Some people get to the point where they say things like: 803 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:33,700 I've met someone else. 804 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:36,490 Or: I just can't do this anymore. 805 00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:40,603 And I went for: will you marry me? 806 00:43:42,016 --> 00:43:43,333 And you went for yes. 807 00:43:44,950 --> 00:43:46,130 The wedding didn't stop anything. 808 00:43:46,130 --> 00:43:48,606 It had stopped years before. 809 00:43:48,606 --> 00:43:50,106 We both knew that. 810 00:43:54,427 --> 00:43:56,503 But, that wedding night, though. 811 00:43:57,620 --> 00:44:00,419 Oh, that was something else, you animal! 812 00:44:00,419 --> 00:44:02,543 (laughing) 813 00:44:02,543 --> 00:44:03,740 - I was angry. 814 00:44:03,740 --> 00:44:06,200 I mean, well, nothing beats angry sex. 815 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,670 - Yeah, I was furious. 816 00:44:07,670 --> 00:44:09,120 - You're not joking. 817 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,856 - Yeah, you see, that's where we went wrong. 818 00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:12,865 I've worked it all out, spent a lot of time thinking 819 00:44:12,865 --> 00:44:14,520 about it on the loo. 820 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,923 The thing is, we got married and then we got wound up. 821 00:44:18,766 --> 00:44:22,542 And we should have got angry much earlier. (growling) 822 00:44:22,542 --> 00:44:23,375 - You're insane. 823 00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:24,253 - No, I'm happy. 824 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:29,057 And I haven't had sex in a year. 825 00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:31,250 - A year, who was that? 826 00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:32,203 - It was you. 827 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:34,200 There was only you. 828 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:35,913 - I know. 829 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,950 Shame sex isn't enough. 830 00:44:38,950 --> 00:44:40,343 - Yeah, shame indeed. 831 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,513 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, come to daddy! 832 00:44:47,711 --> 00:44:49,167 Yes, yes, yes! 833 00:44:49,167 --> 00:44:50,000 No, no! 834 00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:53,293 Was it here you dropped it, yeah? 835 00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:55,460 I can't find it, no. 836 00:44:57,190 --> 00:44:58,703 It's gone, no, no, no. 837 00:45:00,998 --> 00:45:02,017 (laughing) 838 00:45:02,017 --> 00:45:03,500 Oh, bollocks, no. 839 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,617 I hate beautiful girls! 840 00:45:04,617 --> 00:45:05,490 I mean, if she'd been ugly I could have just peed. 841 00:45:05,490 --> 00:45:08,010 - I love the fact I know nothing about men's minds. 842 00:45:08,010 --> 00:45:09,597 - No, never overestimate us. 843 00:45:09,597 --> 00:45:10,680 - Oh, I don't. 844 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,980 My mother told me something once when I was a child. 845 00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,780 The only thing she ever truly did tell me. 846 00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:18,590 She said: if you want to know the way to a man's heart, 847 00:45:18,590 --> 00:45:19,630 it's simple. 848 00:45:19,630 --> 00:45:20,760 - Yeah, through his stomach. 849 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,318 - Through his shirt, with a bread knife. 850 00:45:22,318 --> 00:45:23,151 (laughing) 851 00:45:23,151 --> 00:45:23,984 - Ouch. 852 00:45:23,984 --> 00:45:24,910 - This is for you, daddy! 853 00:45:24,910 --> 00:45:26,033 - Oh, thank you baby. 854 00:45:28,495 --> 00:45:29,328 Hm. 855 00:45:29,328 --> 00:45:31,550 - Pete, there is one thing I would like to know. 856 00:45:31,550 --> 00:45:35,480 - Oh, look, we're fickle, sexually frustrated liars, 857 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:36,520 who think that settling down 858 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,980 is the same thing as settling for. 859 00:45:37,980 --> 00:45:39,709 - No, I mean about us. 860 00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:43,687 - Oh? 861 00:45:43,687 --> 00:45:45,460 - Well, you're still the most attractive man 862 00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:48,340 I've ever met, you make me laugh, 863 00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:50,953 you're a great dad, you earn good money. 864 00:45:53,310 --> 00:45:55,063 And yet I still know you're wrong. 865 00:45:58,670 --> 00:45:59,503 - Well. 866 00:46:00,351 --> 00:46:01,351 - Well what? 867 00:46:02,423 --> 00:46:06,712 - Look, I have no idea what's right for you. 868 00:46:06,712 --> 00:46:08,583 Or for that matter, what's right for me. 869 00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:12,530 - Maybe I'm too picky. 870 00:46:12,530 --> 00:46:13,590 - No, don't be too hard on yourself. 871 00:46:13,590 --> 00:46:15,780 We both know that we know nothing. 872 00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:17,110 - Except one thing. 873 00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:17,943 - What? 874 00:46:17,943 --> 00:46:19,760 - That we both want this divorce. 875 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:20,593 - Except that. 876 00:46:28,550 --> 00:46:32,550 Ah, yeah! 877 00:46:32,550 --> 00:46:34,680 - [Man's Voice] How you doing, big man? 878 00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:35,513 - No. 879 00:46:37,637 --> 00:46:39,393 For god's sake. 880 00:46:43,018 --> 00:46:45,601 (serene music) 881 00:46:47,717 --> 00:46:50,535 Oh yeah, oh! 882 00:46:50,535 --> 00:46:53,331 (satisfied vocalising) 883 00:46:53,331 --> 00:46:55,460 Hallelujah, hallelujah! 884 00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:56,634 (laughing) 885 00:46:56,634 --> 00:46:58,884 (groaning) 886 00:47:07,669 --> 00:47:08,502 - Better? 887 00:47:08,502 --> 00:47:10,466 - Oh yeah, better. 888 00:47:10,466 --> 00:47:13,480 (laughing) 889 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,313 - Love you. 890 00:47:16,136 --> 00:47:17,036 - I love you, too. 891 00:47:23,134 --> 00:47:24,971 Come on, baby. 892 00:47:24,971 --> 00:47:26,638 Come on, here we go. 893 00:47:27,793 --> 00:47:29,293 Give mommy a kiss. 894 00:47:32,268 --> 00:47:33,953 And you get to spend the day with daddy! 895 00:47:36,884 --> 00:47:38,423 Hey now, don't run, don't run. 896 00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:40,756 (murmuring) 897 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:42,692 - [Eve] Come on! 898 00:47:42,692 --> 00:47:44,987 - [Peter] Not too far! 899 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:47,654 (pensive music) 900 00:48:06,510 --> 00:48:08,593 - It was a beautiful day. 901 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:13,460 I wanted a big do, but Tommy found all that embarrassing, 902 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:16,520 so we ended up with a few friends in the old Civic Court, 903 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,600 in Belsize Park. 904 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,013 - Oh God, I used to play darts in there. 905 00:48:21,410 --> 00:48:22,543 We had a huge wedding. 906 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:27,360 Church reception, all the trappings. 907 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,573 I've always liked a do. 908 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,073 - I'm finding this very odd. 909 00:48:37,130 --> 00:48:37,963 - Isn't it? 910 00:48:41,609 --> 00:48:44,270 - You know, I can really see you now. 911 00:48:44,270 --> 00:48:46,430 You have the same, that thing you do 912 00:48:46,430 --> 00:48:47,930 with the corner of your mouth. 913 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,833 - Maybe it would have been better if we'd, you know, 914 00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:02,880 died not knowing. 915 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,713 - Knowing what? 916 00:49:06,630 --> 00:49:07,940 - Can I tell you something? 917 00:49:07,940 --> 00:49:09,860 - Should we stop walking, or is this something 918 00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:11,430 that I can take in my stride? 919 00:49:11,430 --> 00:49:12,263 - No, no, no. 920 00:49:12,263 --> 00:49:15,360 No, momentum plays a great part in my life, 921 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,850 and I'd very much like to get to the top of that summit. 922 00:49:18,850 --> 00:49:20,590 - I think you're right. 923 00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:22,977 If we stop now, we might need a push. 924 00:49:22,977 --> 00:49:25,050 (chuckling) 925 00:49:25,050 --> 00:49:26,963 So what was it you wanted to tell me? 926 00:49:30,471 --> 00:49:33,200 - You've always been my perfect woman. 927 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,163 - You stopped. 928 00:49:35,290 --> 00:49:36,123 - I know. 929 00:49:39,670 --> 00:49:42,073 - I think that was because I wasn't real. 930 00:49:43,910 --> 00:49:45,580 - But you are now. 931 00:49:45,580 --> 00:49:49,050 - Well, they do say you should 932 00:49:49,050 --> 00:49:51,763 never come face to face with fantasy. 933 00:49:52,770 --> 00:49:53,853 - Wednesdays and Thursdays. 934 00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:57,770 You know, I can't believe this is the first time 935 00:49:57,770 --> 00:49:59,870 that I got the day wrong, and was it fate? 936 00:50:00,758 --> 00:50:01,730 Was it planned like this? 937 00:50:01,730 --> 00:50:03,440 I mean, why, why do you think? 938 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,393 - So that for 50 years, you could be 17 and handsome. 939 00:50:09,370 --> 00:50:10,960 - Do you think we're ever going to get to the top? 940 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,893 You know, up there where the kites live? 941 00:50:14,030 --> 00:50:14,863 - Oh, it'd be silly not to try. 942 00:50:14,863 --> 00:50:17,200 I mean, on a day like this. 943 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,160 I used to spend a lot of time up there, 944 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,100 but it suddenly got steeper. 945 00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:23,630 I think it was sometime in the early '90s. 946 00:50:23,630 --> 00:50:25,230 - Yes, yes, that's right. 947 00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:26,550 Did they do it deliberately, do you think, 948 00:50:26,550 --> 00:50:30,110 so us oldies would have to put up with the inferior view? 949 00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:32,662 - Well, I should like to defeat them. 950 00:50:32,662 --> 00:50:34,444 (wry laugh) 951 00:50:34,444 --> 00:50:36,450 - Right, give me a few steps. 952 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:37,787 Let me get into my rhythm. 953 00:50:39,115 --> 00:50:41,865 (peaceful music) 954 00:50:50,316 --> 00:50:53,316 (smooth jazz music) 955 00:51:19,921 --> 00:51:22,588 (phone ringing) 956 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,820 - Hello, now where might you be? 957 00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:28,960 - [Woman's Voice] Were you just looking at that girl? 958 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:29,793 - Yeah. 959 00:51:30,830 --> 00:51:32,573 - [Woman's Voice] Do you think she was nice? 960 00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:34,810 - Yeah, she was, very nice. 961 00:51:36,210 --> 00:51:37,600 Where the hell are you? 962 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,152 You're late; I booked you for three o'clock. 963 00:51:40,152 --> 00:51:43,252 - [Woman's Voice] Well, I'm a busy girl. 964 00:51:43,252 --> 00:51:44,085 - Are you spying on me? 965 00:51:44,085 --> 00:51:44,918 - [Woman's Voice] Maybe. 966 00:51:44,918 --> 00:51:46,470 - Okay, I'm busted. Where are you? 967 00:51:49,110 --> 00:51:49,943 Hello? 968 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:51,993 Hello? 969 00:51:53,130 --> 00:51:54,100 - I've only been away a week, 970 00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:56,289 and already you're window-shopping. 971 00:51:56,289 --> 00:51:59,110 (laughing) 972 00:51:59,110 --> 00:52:01,160 - Come here, you gorgeous thing. 973 00:52:03,573 --> 00:52:04,897 It's good to see you. 974 00:52:04,897 --> 00:52:05,733 - You too. 975 00:52:06,797 --> 00:52:08,197 - Are we walking or sitting? 976 00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:10,013 - Let's see. 977 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:14,660 I'm feeling a walk. 978 00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:15,493 - Okay. 979 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,260 - So how was the funeral? 980 00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:22,260 - It went very well. 981 00:52:23,290 --> 00:52:25,000 My grandfather always used to say to me: 982 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,254 you stay in the game long enough, 983 00:52:27,254 --> 00:52:28,954 the cards will eventually turn up. 984 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,160 The lottery of life. 985 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,870 - Sounds like a wise man. 986 00:52:32,870 --> 00:52:33,703 - He was. 987 00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:37,000 And he was killed by the thing he loved. 988 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,900 Great way to go; shame it was a train. 989 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:40,763 But he died happy. 990 00:52:41,990 --> 00:52:43,504 I just hope he got the number. 991 00:52:43,504 --> 00:52:46,004 (chuckling) 992 00:52:46,004 --> 00:52:48,130 - Have you ever thought about it? 993 00:52:48,130 --> 00:52:49,150 - What? 994 00:52:49,150 --> 00:52:50,350 - How you'd like to die? 995 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:53,571 - Have you? 996 00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:54,710 - Oh god, yes. 997 00:52:54,710 --> 00:52:57,980 I've narrowed it down to two exits. 998 00:52:57,980 --> 00:52:59,810 Peacefully in my sleep, 999 00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:02,870 or drowned in a Jacuzzi after an overdose of champaign, 1000 00:53:02,870 --> 00:53:05,802 poured down my throat by Thierry Henry. 1001 00:53:05,802 --> 00:53:06,955 (laughing) 1002 00:53:06,955 --> 00:53:08,070 - You be careful what you wish for. 1003 00:53:08,070 --> 00:53:09,530 - I'm safe, he's married. 1004 00:53:09,530 --> 00:53:10,610 - He's a footballer. 1005 00:53:10,610 --> 00:53:12,350 - He's not the affair type. 1006 00:53:12,350 --> 00:53:13,900 - He's a French footballer. 1007 00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:16,200 - Anyway, you haven't answered my question. 1008 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,146 - What? 1009 00:53:17,146 --> 00:53:18,970 - Have you thought about it? 1010 00:53:18,970 --> 00:53:20,450 - Actually, I have. 1011 00:53:20,450 --> 00:53:22,110 - Well? 1012 00:53:22,110 --> 00:53:24,470 - Murdered by a jealous husband. 1013 00:53:24,470 --> 00:53:25,740 Now, stop being morbid. 1014 00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:26,573 Do you want a cigarette? 1015 00:53:26,573 --> 00:53:27,690 - I quit. 1016 00:53:27,690 --> 00:53:28,523 - When? 1017 00:53:28,523 --> 00:53:30,310 - At mom and dad's; they don't know I smoke. 1018 00:53:30,310 --> 00:53:31,449 - How old are you? 1019 00:53:31,449 --> 00:53:32,282 - Well, that's not the point. 1020 00:53:32,282 --> 00:53:33,680 It would upset them. 1021 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,513 - But you're a- 1022 00:53:35,381 --> 00:53:36,214 - A what? 1023 00:53:37,180 --> 00:53:38,323 - A smoker. 1024 00:53:38,323 --> 00:53:40,110 - Well, I'm not anymore. 1025 00:53:40,110 --> 00:53:40,943 - Okay. 1026 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:44,129 Do you mind if I smoke? 1027 00:53:44,129 --> 00:53:44,962 - No. 1028 00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:54,043 Can I bring up the H word? 1029 00:53:55,090 --> 00:53:56,150 - Oh, come on May. 1030 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:57,640 - We need to go away. 1031 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,153 When was the last time you had a holiday? 1032 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,340 - I don't do holidays, you know that. 1033 00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:06,343 - I know, but I'm just thinking about you. 1034 00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:11,375 - Ta-da! 1035 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:17,390 Two tickets, the Marriott Hotel on Spaniard's Beach in- 1036 00:54:17,390 --> 00:54:18,223 - Barbados! 1037 00:54:18,223 --> 00:54:19,056 - Yeah! 1038 00:54:20,312 --> 00:54:22,033 - How on Earth did I find you? 1039 00:54:23,753 --> 00:54:26,033 - I found you, remember? 1040 00:54:26,033 --> 00:54:28,700 (uptempo music) 1041 00:55:05,551 --> 00:55:07,884 (murmuring) 1042 00:55:12,786 --> 00:55:16,029 - Eve, why don't we go and get an ice cream? 1043 00:55:16,029 --> 00:55:17,005 - Again? 1044 00:55:17,005 --> 00:55:19,103 - Yeah, well, some days you need two ice creams. 1045 00:55:20,187 --> 00:55:21,530 (uptempo music) 1046 00:55:21,530 --> 00:55:24,963 And it just so happens, this is one of those days. 1047 00:55:32,380 --> 00:55:33,770 - There's more to life than thoughts. 1048 00:55:33,770 --> 00:55:35,113 There's actions. 1049 00:55:35,113 --> 00:55:35,946 - Oh, yeah. 1050 00:55:35,946 --> 00:55:37,960 And what sort of actions are playing on your mind? 1051 00:55:40,210 --> 00:55:41,730 - Kids. 1052 00:55:41,730 --> 00:55:42,563 - Kids? 1053 00:55:42,563 --> 00:55:43,680 - Kids. 1054 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,900 - Do you think you could maybe not shout the word "kids" 1055 00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:48,790 while we're sitting here; people might think we're, ah, 1056 00:55:48,790 --> 00:55:49,740 teachers or something. 1057 00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:50,763 - I'm serious. 1058 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,440 - So am I. Kids? 1059 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,900 - Now you're doing it. 1060 00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:57,803 - As in you wanna talk about them or you wanna have them? 1061 00:55:57,803 --> 00:56:00,620 - I think I do, I think I really wanna have them. 1062 00:56:00,620 --> 00:56:02,210 - Billy, ah, you're gay. 1063 00:56:02,210 --> 00:56:03,460 - So are you. 1064 00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:05,790 It doesn't fucking matter anymore, we can adopt. 1065 00:56:05,790 --> 00:56:08,290 - I know we're legally allowed to adopt, but- 1066 00:56:08,290 --> 00:56:09,850 - But what? 1067 00:56:09,850 --> 00:56:10,683 - But, 1068 00:56:12,650 --> 00:56:13,870 I'm not ready. 1069 00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:15,026 - You're not ready? 1070 00:56:15,026 --> 00:56:15,859 You're in your 40s. 1071 00:56:15,859 --> 00:56:17,940 - Yeah, I know straight men in their 40s who aren't ready. 1072 00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:19,220 - Yeah, but that's different. 1073 00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:20,122 - How is it different? 1074 00:56:20,122 --> 00:56:21,526 - Well, it's not down to them. 1075 00:56:21,526 --> 00:56:22,359 - It's not down to them? 1076 00:56:22,359 --> 00:56:23,780 - No, it's the woman's choice. 1077 00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:26,440 A straight man can remove any sense of responsibility. 1078 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,231 We don't have that luxury. 1079 00:56:28,231 --> 00:56:30,550 - That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, 1080 00:56:30,550 --> 00:56:32,420 and I've lived with you for 15 years! 1081 00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:34,250 - Look, I think they would be a great addition 1082 00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:35,240 to our relationship. 1083 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:37,510 - You can't have kids to add to your relationship. 1084 00:56:37,510 --> 00:56:40,060 You have kids 'cause you wanna have kids. 1085 00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:40,893 - Exactly. 1086 00:56:42,541 --> 00:56:43,940 - Billy, they're not just for Christmas. 1087 00:56:43,940 --> 00:56:45,550 You know what you're like. 1088 00:56:45,550 --> 00:56:46,770 Yeah, you'll be bored within a month, 1089 00:56:46,770 --> 00:56:47,820 and sending them back to whatever 1090 00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:49,818 god-forsaken home they came from. 1091 00:56:49,818 --> 00:56:50,651 - Don't be ridiculous! 1092 00:56:50,651 --> 00:56:52,392 Look, I think they would be great for us. 1093 00:56:52,392 --> 00:56:53,330 - Yeah, but would we be great for them? 1094 00:56:53,330 --> 00:56:55,952 You see, why does nobody ever ask that question? 1095 00:56:55,952 --> 00:56:58,713 Honestly, I'm fed up with seeing people start families, 1096 00:56:58,713 --> 00:57:00,561 just because they can; what about the kids? 1097 00:57:00,561 --> 00:57:01,394 You know, what about what they want? 1098 00:57:01,394 --> 00:57:03,270 - Oh, you sound like Cliff Richards. Stop. 1099 00:57:03,270 --> 00:57:04,103 - I'm serious. 1100 00:57:04,103 --> 00:57:06,491 It's all: look at us, aren't we great for having a child? 1101 00:57:06,491 --> 00:57:07,440 Aren't we great for calling it Taramosalata? 1102 00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,200 Aren't we great for adding to the population of the world, 1103 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,270 and filling it full of our insecurities and fears? 1104 00:57:12,270 --> 00:57:14,030 Aren't we great? 1105 00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:14,863 - Jesus! 1106 00:57:14,863 --> 00:57:16,824 - No, if there's one good thing about being gay, 1107 00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:18,800 it's that we are, by definition, environmentally friendly. 1108 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,230 - And that's it, is it? 1109 00:57:20,230 --> 00:57:23,180 - Well no, we can also dress well without fear of ridicule. 1110 00:57:25,986 --> 00:57:27,790 - It might help me settle down. 1111 00:57:27,790 --> 00:57:28,990 - You're doing it again! 1112 00:57:29,910 --> 00:57:32,060 Let's have kids because it'll make my life better. 1113 00:57:32,060 --> 00:57:33,640 - Do you seriously think people should have kids 1114 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,470 for purely altruistic reasons? 1115 00:57:35,470 --> 00:57:36,303 - Altruistic? 1116 00:57:36,303 --> 00:57:37,670 Have you been secretly reading my books? 1117 00:57:37,670 --> 00:57:40,300 - Look, we are all here because two people needed 1118 00:57:40,300 --> 00:57:42,310 something more in their life than what they had. 1119 00:57:42,310 --> 00:57:44,280 What's wrong with that? 1120 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,120 My parents didn't speak to one another for a year 1121 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,130 before I was born, and then I came along 1122 00:57:48,130 --> 00:57:49,450 and everything got better. 1123 00:57:49,450 --> 00:57:50,780 And they don't regret me coming along, 1124 00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:51,913 and I certainly don't. 1125 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,070 I mean, admittedly, they haven't spoken to me 1126 00:57:55,070 --> 00:57:56,800 in over 10 years, but they didn't know 1127 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:58,440 they were creating a sexual deviant. 1128 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,030 - Your parents are cave-dwellers. 1129 00:58:00,030 --> 00:58:01,420 Yeah, they are a bad example. 1130 00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:04,930 - But look, my point is that I am the result 1131 00:58:04,930 --> 00:58:08,393 of truly selfish behaviour, and I'm fucking made up about it. 1132 00:58:10,970 --> 00:58:11,803 - I can see. 1133 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,040 - I love you, Brian. 1134 00:58:17,420 --> 00:58:19,680 And I think having a child would be 1135 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,852 an amazing expression of how I feel. 1136 00:58:21,852 --> 00:58:22,890 (scoffing) 1137 00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:24,453 I know that sounds a bit cliff. 1138 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,200 - Yeah, I just think, you know, 1139 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:28,990 there are enough parents in the world. 1140 00:58:28,990 --> 00:58:30,560 - Oh yeah, that's why they're closing down 1141 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,740 all the orphanages. 1142 00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:32,790 - I love kids as much as anyone else. 1143 00:58:32,790 --> 00:58:34,942 I've got seven god-children, for fuck's sake! 1144 00:58:34,942 --> 00:58:35,775 - Yeah, you have seven god-children 1145 00:58:35,775 --> 00:58:37,160 because you can't have any of your own, 1146 00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:38,400 and people feel sorry for you. 1147 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,233 - Do they? Bollocks. 1148 00:58:39,233 --> 00:58:40,480 They think it's cool to have a gay influence. 1149 00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:41,430 It's North London. 1150 00:58:41,430 --> 00:58:42,410 - Yeah, but all that would stop. 1151 00:58:42,410 --> 00:58:44,430 No more god-kids; you'd be a father! 1152 00:58:44,430 --> 00:58:45,263 - And what would you be? 1153 00:58:45,263 --> 00:58:46,096 - A father. 1154 00:58:46,096 --> 00:58:47,373 - Two fathers, what a nightmare! 1155 00:58:47,373 --> 00:58:48,460 - No, it's better than two mothers. 1156 00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:49,380 - That is sexist. 1157 00:58:49,380 --> 00:58:50,530 - You've met my mother. 1158 00:58:52,710 --> 00:58:53,543 - Fair enough. 1159 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,010 We'd have to move. 1160 00:59:03,010 --> 00:59:04,560 - You're thinking about it. 1161 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,700 - I think we'd have to move. 1162 00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:07,307 - But you don't think it's out of the question? 1163 00:59:07,307 --> 00:59:08,160 - I don't know what I think. 1164 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,000 I think I'll have to have a think. 1165 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,500 - Well, that's all I ask, Bri. 1166 00:59:14,690 --> 00:59:16,040 - You sure you wanna do this? 1167 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:16,873 - No, I'm not sure. 1168 00:59:16,873 --> 00:59:18,433 It just keeps playing on my mind. 1169 00:59:19,940 --> 00:59:21,740 - You know, there are things to consider. 1170 00:59:21,740 --> 00:59:22,573 - Of course. 1171 00:59:24,510 --> 00:59:27,030 - One of us would have to give up work. 1172 00:59:27,030 --> 00:59:28,695 - Would we? Why? 1173 00:59:28,695 --> 00:59:29,890 - Well, of course, you can't bring up a baby 1174 00:59:29,890 --> 00:59:31,392 if you're both working. 1175 00:59:31,392 --> 00:59:32,590 - [Billy] Why? People do it all the time. 1176 00:59:32,590 --> 00:59:34,380 - Yeah, and look at the little wankers they produce. 1177 00:59:34,380 --> 00:59:35,213 No, I'm clear about that. 1178 00:59:35,213 --> 00:59:36,950 If you're gonna commit to having a child, 1179 00:59:36,950 --> 00:59:38,563 then one of you's got to stay at home. 1180 00:59:39,774 --> 00:59:40,980 - I had no idea you were so old-fashioned. 1181 00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:43,160 - No, I just don't believe you can do a good job 1182 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,218 with a child if you're both as interested in your work. 1183 00:59:45,218 --> 00:59:46,051 It's just how I feel. 1184 00:59:46,051 --> 00:59:46,884 - Oh. 1185 00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:48,844 No, maybe you're right. 1186 00:59:48,844 --> 00:59:50,761 - It's just how I feel. 1187 00:59:54,110 --> 00:59:55,410 - So how much do you earn? 1188 00:59:56,689 --> 00:59:57,522 - You know how much I earn. 1189 00:59:57,522 --> 00:59:58,890 - Considerably less than me. 1190 00:59:58,890 --> 00:59:59,723 - Yeah. 1191 00:59:59,723 --> 01:00:02,420 - So then I suppose it would have to be you. 1192 01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:04,890 - You cannot make judgements on a financial basis. 1193 01:00:04,890 --> 01:00:05,860 That's ridiculous! 1194 01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:07,527 - You have to; I bring in almost twice what you do, 1195 01:00:07,527 --> 01:00:09,090 and if we're gonna be supporting a family, 1196 01:00:09,090 --> 01:00:11,730 then by your reckoning, you'd have to give up work. 1197 01:00:11,730 --> 01:00:13,450 - That's ridiculous! 1198 01:00:13,450 --> 01:00:14,283 - Why? 1199 01:00:14,283 --> 01:00:16,580 - Because work is about more than money. 1200 01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:17,413 It's about who you are. 1201 01:00:17,413 --> 01:00:18,503 - Well, who are you? 1202 01:00:19,630 --> 01:00:20,463 - I'm a restaurant critic. 1203 01:00:20,463 --> 01:00:22,760 - Oh, and I'm a financial advisor. 1204 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:24,320 - Yeah, well I get more pleasure out of work, 1205 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:25,207 so it should be you who gives up work. 1206 01:00:25,207 --> 01:00:26,440 - Now that's ridiculous. 1207 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:27,650 Without my income, we would be 1208 01:00:27,650 --> 01:00:29,340 out of nappies within a fortnight. 1209 01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:31,510 - Yeah, but without my job I'd be out my mind in a week. 1210 01:00:31,510 --> 01:00:33,360 - No, it has to be about money. 1211 01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,040 If I stop working, how would we cope? 1212 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,070 - I'd review more restaurants. 1213 01:00:37,070 --> 01:00:39,770 - It takes you almost a week to do one. 1214 01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:42,010 - Well, food is an art, Billy. 1215 01:00:42,010 --> 01:00:44,500 Something you will clearly never understand. 1216 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:46,440 - No, I understand, I understand. 1217 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,819 Your art is much more important than my, 1218 01:00:48,819 --> 01:00:49,910 what is it you call it? 1219 01:00:49,910 --> 01:00:52,720 - Crass pursuit of the impossible financial nirvana. 1220 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,534 - You can be such a twat at times. 1221 01:00:54,534 --> 01:00:55,951 - Yeah, you can be a twat at others. 1222 01:00:55,951 --> 01:00:57,787 You know, we're suited. 1223 01:00:57,787 --> 01:01:00,220 - Are we gonna look into this or not. 1224 01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:03,133 - Yeah, if you give up your work. 1225 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,964 - Well no way. I love what I do. 1226 01:01:05,964 --> 01:01:07,214 - Well so do I. 1227 01:01:17,810 --> 01:01:20,133 - I'd give up all that, that's what I'd give up. 1228 01:01:23,433 --> 01:01:24,350 - All what? 1229 01:01:32,735 --> 01:01:33,568 You would? 1230 01:01:34,550 --> 01:01:36,060 - I would. 1231 01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:36,893 I promise. 1232 01:01:38,910 --> 01:01:42,379 - So I give up my job and you give up the casual sex. 1233 01:01:42,379 --> 01:01:43,743 There's still a problem. 1234 01:01:43,743 --> 01:01:44,576 - What? 1235 01:01:46,064 --> 01:01:47,123 - I don't want kids. 1236 01:01:50,330 --> 01:01:55,330 I just want you. 1237 01:01:57,377 --> 01:01:58,544 - I want both. 1238 01:02:09,530 --> 01:02:10,363 - We'll see. 1239 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,031 - Do you fancy an ice cream? 1240 01:02:39,031 --> 01:02:39,948 - Hm, yeah. 1241 01:02:45,555 --> 01:02:47,641 - Be back in a minute. 1242 01:02:47,641 --> 01:02:50,224 (sombre music) 1243 01:03:34,813 --> 01:03:37,171 - Tell me about your husband. 1244 01:03:37,171 --> 01:03:38,729 - Oh... 1245 01:03:38,729 --> 01:03:41,155 - I mean, if you want to. 1246 01:03:41,155 --> 01:03:42,920 - Well, what do you want to know? 1247 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:43,970 - Well, I don't know. 1248 01:03:44,870 --> 01:03:46,304 What was he like? 1249 01:03:46,304 --> 01:03:48,620 - Well, he was decent. 1250 01:03:48,620 --> 01:03:50,930 No one had a bad word to say about him. 1251 01:03:50,930 --> 01:03:51,870 - Even you? 1252 01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:52,703 - Even me. 1253 01:03:54,090 --> 01:03:57,073 Tommy loved spending time. 1254 01:03:58,510 --> 01:04:01,540 He was never very big on plans for the future. 1255 01:04:01,540 --> 01:04:03,430 He said the future was nothing, 1256 01:04:03,430 --> 01:04:06,463 but what we had at any given moment was what we had. 1257 01:04:07,490 --> 01:04:09,290 - He was a regular philosopher then. 1258 01:04:10,130 --> 01:04:11,883 - I suppose he was, in a way. 1259 01:04:13,590 --> 01:04:15,263 I was more of a dreamer. 1260 01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:21,750 I liked him, mostly. 1261 01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,810 - Well, that's a big achievement. 1262 01:04:23,810 --> 01:04:25,743 You know, after all those years. 1263 01:04:25,743 --> 01:04:27,543 - And you liked Theresa. 1264 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:34,138 - Yes, but I couldn't help wondering. 1265 01:04:34,138 --> 01:04:36,805 (pensive music) 1266 01:04:39,350 --> 01:04:40,193 - Me too. 1267 01:04:52,513 --> 01:04:54,836 - Albert Camus, L'Etranger? 1268 01:04:54,836 --> 01:04:55,669 (muttering) 1269 01:04:55,669 --> 01:04:56,773 Yeah, it's French, right? 1270 01:04:58,359 --> 01:04:59,858 Are you French? 1271 01:04:59,858 --> 01:05:00,691 - Yes, I am. 1272 01:05:00,691 --> 01:05:01,970 - Oh, you are French. 1273 01:05:01,970 --> 01:05:03,371 - Yes. 1274 01:05:03,371 --> 01:05:04,605 - Oh, I went to France once. 1275 01:05:04,605 --> 01:05:05,491 - Don't even think about it. 1276 01:05:05,491 --> 01:05:06,457 - Let me sit down- - Don't. 1277 01:05:06,457 --> 01:05:07,290 (muttering) 1278 01:05:07,290 --> 01:05:08,658 - Okay. - Go away, all right? 1279 01:05:08,658 --> 01:05:09,491 - I'll go then. 1280 01:05:09,491 --> 01:05:10,325 (speaking French) 1281 01:05:10,325 --> 01:05:11,158 I'm going. 1282 01:05:11,158 --> 01:05:12,212 - All right? - Yeah. 1283 01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:13,379 (speaking French) 1284 01:05:13,379 --> 01:05:16,240 I'm going, I'm gone, okay, all right, all right, all right! 1285 01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,964 You look nice though, when you're angry. 1286 01:05:18,964 --> 01:05:21,117 (speaking French) 1287 01:05:21,117 --> 01:05:23,784 (uptempo music) 1288 01:05:27,430 --> 01:05:29,003 - I saw a film once. 1289 01:05:30,070 --> 01:05:33,730 It was one of those boy meets girl, 1290 01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:36,603 boy loves girl, boy marries girl, 1291 01:05:38,045 --> 01:05:41,970 girl meets another boy, girl leaves boy, 1292 01:05:41,970 --> 01:05:46,820 boy goes mad, and boy kills other boy and girl, 1293 01:05:46,820 --> 01:05:49,560 and then boy goes to prison, kind of film. 1294 01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:51,823 It was all very stressful. 1295 01:05:52,870 --> 01:05:53,703 - Sounds it. 1296 01:05:57,022 --> 01:05:58,230 I'm not sure I get the point. 1297 01:05:58,230 --> 01:06:02,440 - Well, I don't know, but I think I find a certain comfort 1298 01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:06,494 in not being that boy. 1299 01:06:06,494 --> 01:06:07,693 - Or that girl. 1300 01:06:08,540 --> 01:06:11,000 - It's all extremely complicated. 1301 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,700 Tommy was right, it's a minefield. 1302 01:06:15,060 --> 01:06:17,370 I think maybe it's good. 1303 01:06:17,370 --> 01:06:20,080 You know, things that are completely impossible 1304 01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,670 to understand, all the best things in life 1305 01:06:22,670 --> 01:06:24,853 are utterly indecipherable. 1306 01:06:25,820 --> 01:06:29,850 I mean, Tommy loved collecting first aid covers. 1307 01:06:29,850 --> 01:06:32,830 I would ask him: what is it about coloured envelopes 1308 01:06:32,830 --> 01:06:34,410 that so intrigued him? 1309 01:06:34,410 --> 01:06:36,070 He could never explain it. 1310 01:06:36,070 --> 01:06:38,870 He said he liked them because they kept on coming, 1311 01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:40,483 and his collection got bigger. 1312 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,033 It baffled me for years. 1313 01:06:45,340 --> 01:06:48,260 And then there came a point when I began to look forward 1314 01:06:48,260 --> 01:06:50,753 to them arriving almost as much as he did. 1315 01:06:51,810 --> 01:06:55,060 You see, once you commit yourself to something, 1316 01:06:55,060 --> 01:06:57,926 however bizarre it may seem to other people, 1317 01:06:57,926 --> 01:07:02,263 you kind of owe it to yourself to enjoy the experience. 1318 01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:07,040 (sighing) 1319 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,487 I hope it's all been worth it. 1320 01:07:09,487 --> 01:07:11,543 All those choices we make. 1321 01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:15,663 You see what we've done? 1322 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,440 We've talked about our partners. 1323 01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:25,177 I didn't think we'd do that, you know, if we met. 1324 01:07:25,177 --> 01:07:27,927 (tranquil music) 1325 01:07:41,488 --> 01:07:43,821 (murmuring) 1326 01:07:47,076 --> 01:07:49,243 - Well, this should, ah... 1327 01:07:52,324 --> 01:07:53,673 - Do it? 1328 01:07:53,673 --> 01:07:54,506 - Well. 1329 01:07:56,315 --> 01:07:57,148 - Yes. 1330 01:07:58,086 --> 01:07:58,919 Should. 1331 01:08:01,361 --> 01:08:02,528 Perfect, yeah. 1332 01:08:07,479 --> 01:08:09,729 (laughing) 1333 01:08:29,897 --> 01:08:33,850 - Oh, I rather assumed that, if you don't- 1334 01:08:33,850 --> 01:08:34,813 - What is it? 1335 01:08:34,813 --> 01:08:37,687 - Chateauneuf-du-Pape '93. 1336 01:08:37,687 --> 01:08:39,095 - Good year. 1337 01:08:39,095 --> 01:08:40,345 - Do you think? 1338 01:08:41,895 --> 01:08:43,478 - Oh, I don't know. 1339 01:08:45,608 --> 01:08:48,691 (instrumental music) 1340 01:08:57,153 --> 01:08:59,486 (squeaking) 1341 01:09:07,689 --> 01:09:08,550 - Oops. 1342 01:09:08,550 --> 01:09:09,383 - Oh. 1343 01:09:13,673 --> 01:09:15,923 (laughing) 1344 01:09:32,012 --> 01:09:33,595 - Shall I be mummy? 1345 01:09:35,798 --> 01:09:36,631 - Why not? 1346 01:09:41,740 --> 01:09:43,740 - Let's hope it lives up to its billing. 1347 01:09:44,830 --> 01:09:45,850 - What is its billing? 1348 01:09:45,850 --> 01:09:47,990 - Well, I'm led to understand that this particular year 1349 01:09:47,990 --> 01:09:50,850 is light on the palate, a little oaky, 1350 01:09:50,850 --> 01:09:54,463 but with an affectionate aftertaste. (chuckling) 1351 01:09:56,540 --> 01:09:59,700 (murmuring) 1352 01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:00,533 - Thank you. 1353 01:10:04,647 --> 01:10:05,580 (clinking) 1354 01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:06,413 Cheers. 1355 01:10:12,719 --> 01:10:13,552 Hm. 1356 01:10:21,218 --> 01:10:22,387 Very smooth. 1357 01:10:22,387 --> 01:10:23,220 - Eh? 1358 01:10:25,336 --> 01:10:26,169 - Why yes. 1359 01:10:27,566 --> 01:10:28,857 Do you not think? 1360 01:10:28,857 --> 01:10:31,010 - Smooth, indeed. 1361 01:10:31,010 --> 01:10:32,570 Cheese? 1362 01:10:32,570 --> 01:10:34,940 - Yes, please. 1363 01:10:34,940 --> 01:10:37,000 Although I should probably keep a close eye on it, 1364 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,530 at my age. 1365 01:10:38,530 --> 01:10:40,080 - I know what you mean. 1366 01:10:41,567 --> 01:10:43,770 Oh, I didn't mean I know what you mean about 1367 01:10:43,770 --> 01:10:46,880 you having to keep a close, I mean, I do as well. 1368 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:47,713 Not that you do. 1369 01:10:49,090 --> 01:10:51,690 No, I just put on weight walking past a boulangerie. 1370 01:10:52,719 --> 01:10:53,840 - A boulangerie? 1371 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:56,313 - Sorry, it's French for: bakery. 1372 01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:58,890 - Yes, I know. 1373 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,050 Jeremy was telling me about your book collection. 1374 01:11:09,010 --> 01:11:09,843 - Was he? 1375 01:11:09,843 --> 01:11:11,220 - Yes. 1376 01:11:11,220 --> 01:11:15,323 He says you can get hold of any book in print, 1377 01:11:16,270 --> 01:11:18,200 with 48 hours notice. 1378 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:21,566 - Yes, well, I'm not a collector, I'm a dealer. 1379 01:11:21,566 --> 01:11:22,972 - Oh, a dealer? 1380 01:11:22,972 --> 01:11:25,320 - Yes, I buy and sell books. 1381 01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:26,780 Jeremy likes to pretend to himself 1382 01:11:26,780 --> 01:11:28,823 that it's some sort of hobby of mine or something. 1383 01:11:29,699 --> 01:11:32,870 - He did speak very highly of your collection. 1384 01:11:32,870 --> 01:11:37,610 - Yes, well, just his little joke, I suppose. 1385 01:11:42,310 --> 01:11:43,951 How about you? 1386 01:11:43,951 --> 01:11:45,440 - Me? 1387 01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:48,240 Oh, I work for a charity. 1388 01:11:49,270 --> 01:11:50,520 Very worthy. 1389 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:51,353 - Isn't it? 1390 01:11:54,701 --> 01:11:56,701 I'm sorry, I was just agreeing with you. 1391 01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,980 - Do you agree with everyone? 1392 01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:01,560 - No, of course not. 1393 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:04,280 - I was being self-deprecating, but as it happens, 1394 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:07,360 charity work is very hard and very worthwhile. 1395 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:08,633 - Yes, must be. 1396 01:12:09,510 --> 01:12:11,330 What sort of people do you help? 1397 01:12:11,330 --> 01:12:12,857 - What sort of people? 1398 01:12:12,857 --> 01:12:15,490 - Yes, I mean, ah, poor people, starving people, 1399 01:12:15,490 --> 01:12:16,800 Black people? 1400 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:17,700 - Black people? 1401 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:19,170 - Yes. 1402 01:12:19,170 --> 01:12:21,090 - You think Black people need help? 1403 01:12:21,090 --> 01:12:21,923 - Well. 1404 01:12:21,923 --> 01:12:23,563 - I think you might need some help. 1405 01:12:24,967 --> 01:12:27,637 - That's very possibly true, but I meant African. 1406 01:12:27,637 --> 01:12:30,703 I'm not, I meant Africans, not Black people as a race. 1407 01:12:33,170 --> 01:12:34,900 You're wondering whether I was just being racist. 1408 01:12:34,900 --> 01:12:36,940 - No, not whether; why? 1409 01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:37,773 - Is that racist? 1410 01:12:37,773 --> 01:12:38,606 - It is. 1411 01:12:39,830 --> 01:12:41,680 - So tricky nowadays, don't you think? 1412 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:42,513 - Tricky? 1413 01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:46,780 - I mean, last week I was told off for referring 1414 01:12:46,780 --> 01:12:48,970 to my lovely news agent as: coloured. 1415 01:12:48,970 --> 01:12:50,650 - Instead of Asian? 1416 01:12:50,650 --> 01:12:51,850 - Asian, no; he's black. 1417 01:12:56,143 --> 01:12:57,893 - I think you may have been racist. 1418 01:12:59,107 --> 01:13:00,740 - Do you? 1419 01:13:00,740 --> 01:13:04,110 - Assuming he was Asian, because he was a news agent, 1420 01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:05,660 when in fact he's from Somalia. 1421 01:13:06,721 --> 01:13:09,804 (instrumental music) 1422 01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:17,483 - My mother was asking me about work. 1423 01:13:17,483 --> 01:13:18,316 - Uh-huh. 1424 01:13:18,316 --> 01:13:19,220 - I said it was good. 1425 01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:21,470 She didn't believe me. 1426 01:13:21,470 --> 01:13:24,600 She's convinced I have no idea who I am, or what I want. 1427 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,910 - All mothers think like that. 1428 01:13:26,910 --> 01:13:29,855 It's what connects them to their children. 1429 01:13:29,855 --> 01:13:31,960 - I mean, I know she doesn't really understand what I do, 1430 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:34,970 but she won't let it go. 1431 01:13:34,970 --> 01:13:36,501 - She has no idea what you do? 1432 01:13:36,501 --> 01:13:37,334 - No. 1433 01:13:37,334 --> 01:13:40,103 All she needs to know is that I love what I do. 1434 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,200 - My point exactly. 1435 01:13:43,118 --> 01:13:44,467 But she's proud of you. 1436 01:13:45,698 --> 01:13:47,331 - How do you know? 1437 01:13:47,331 --> 01:13:48,750 - Well, you told me. 1438 01:13:48,750 --> 01:13:49,850 - Hey, I tell you a lot of things. 1439 01:13:49,850 --> 01:13:50,683 I'm like that. 1440 01:13:51,670 --> 01:13:53,298 - And that's why I love you. 1441 01:13:53,298 --> 01:13:54,940 - I know. 1442 01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:58,690 - Excuse me, mate, can I get a light, please? 1443 01:13:58,690 --> 01:13:59,523 - Yeah, sure. 1444 01:14:02,822 --> 01:14:05,532 - Very nice. 1445 01:14:05,532 --> 01:14:06,700 - I'm sorry. 1446 01:14:06,700 --> 01:14:08,410 - I said: very nice. 1447 01:14:08,410 --> 01:14:09,243 - What's very nice? 1448 01:14:09,243 --> 01:14:10,323 - She, she looks very nice. 1449 01:14:11,811 --> 01:14:13,161 - Don't you wanna fuck off? 1450 01:14:15,285 --> 01:14:16,628 (stammering) 1451 01:14:16,628 --> 01:14:18,167 - How dare you fucking talk to me like that? 1452 01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:19,523 Go on, fuck off! 1453 01:14:21,616 --> 01:14:23,390 - Ah, I was, 1454 01:14:23,390 --> 01:14:24,890 I'm not having a very good day today. 1455 01:14:24,890 --> 01:14:25,723 I'm sorry. 1456 01:14:27,490 --> 01:14:28,323 - Just leave. 1457 01:14:34,950 --> 01:14:36,040 Can you believe that? 1458 01:14:38,208 --> 01:14:40,420 What would make someone think it's remotely okay 1459 01:14:40,420 --> 01:14:42,330 just to walk up to a man and say: 1460 01:14:42,330 --> 01:14:44,660 your girlfriend is very nice? 1461 01:14:44,660 --> 01:14:45,723 Very nice? 1462 01:14:47,220 --> 01:14:48,053 Unbelievable. 1463 01:14:49,594 --> 01:14:50,694 There should be a law. 1464 01:14:52,327 --> 01:14:54,910 - Oh, I've missed you, Louie. 1465 01:14:54,910 --> 01:14:55,743 - Yeah? 1466 01:14:55,743 --> 01:14:56,576 You too. 1467 01:14:59,251 --> 01:15:01,918 (pensive music) 1468 01:15:07,658 --> 01:15:10,575 (relieved sighing) 1469 01:15:17,070 --> 01:15:19,810 - After finally climbing this infernal hill 1470 01:15:19,810 --> 01:15:21,850 after all those years of thinking about it, 1471 01:15:21,850 --> 01:15:25,683 what you're saying is the view is better from where we were? 1472 01:15:28,230 --> 01:15:30,313 - Well, on reflection, yes. 1473 01:15:33,220 --> 01:15:34,623 - I think you're right. 1474 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,453 It may not be as high, but it did seem clearer. 1475 01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,170 - I mean, maybe it's just what we're used to. 1476 01:15:44,282 --> 01:15:46,270 I've never been a fan of change. 1477 01:15:46,270 --> 01:15:48,193 - Never been a risk-taker. 1478 01:15:48,193 --> 01:15:49,610 - Apparently not. 1479 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,000 - I'll never be Thierry Henry, you know. 1480 01:15:55,098 --> 01:15:56,480 - But that's good. 1481 01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,100 It means you'll never be responsible 1482 01:15:58,100 --> 01:15:59,723 for my champaign-infused death. 1483 01:16:00,810 --> 01:16:03,173 - Why do you like me, Vesta? 1484 01:16:05,830 --> 01:16:06,663 - Why? 1485 01:16:06,663 --> 01:16:08,713 - Yeah, why did you miss me? 1486 01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:12,570 What is it about me that makes you pleased to see me? 1487 01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:15,360 - Are you fishing for compliments? 1488 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:17,693 - No, I'm asking for one. 1489 01:16:19,450 --> 01:16:20,283 - Okay. 1490 01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:26,457 I like you because you're honest. 1491 01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:27,290 - Mm-hm. 1492 01:16:27,290 --> 01:16:28,940 - I like you because you know how to listen, 1493 01:16:28,940 --> 01:16:30,190 and you know when not to. 1494 01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,740 I like you because when you take my hand, 1495 01:16:34,740 --> 01:16:37,330 and when you touch my neck, 1496 01:16:37,330 --> 01:16:39,890 you're not just touching, you're, 1497 01:16:42,458 --> 01:16:47,327 I don't know, I like you. 1498 01:16:47,327 --> 01:16:48,852 - Do you wanna know why I like you? 1499 01:16:48,852 --> 01:16:50,250 - I don't know. 1500 01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:52,290 I think sometimes it's good to never quite know. 1501 01:16:52,290 --> 01:16:55,050 It's good to guess. 1502 01:16:55,050 --> 01:16:56,430 - What, keeps it interesting? 1503 01:16:56,430 --> 01:16:58,850 - Which is the most important thing in any relationship, 1504 01:16:58,850 --> 01:16:59,850 no matter what kind. 1505 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:02,500 - So you don't wanna know why I like you? 1506 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:05,210 - Well, of course I do; do you think I'm mad? 1507 01:17:05,210 --> 01:17:06,830 - Good, because I'm gonna tell you. 1508 01:17:06,830 --> 01:17:08,000 - Go on. 1509 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:11,343 - I like you because you don't try and change me. 1510 01:17:12,770 --> 01:17:14,520 You just let me be myself. 1511 01:17:18,128 --> 01:17:18,961 - Is that it? 1512 01:17:18,961 --> 01:17:19,794 - That's it. 1513 01:17:21,821 --> 01:17:25,187 - Well, there's nothing about my wonderful sense of humour? 1514 01:17:27,170 --> 01:17:28,583 My long legs? 1515 01:17:29,630 --> 01:17:32,970 My sensitive touch, my witty repartee? 1516 01:17:32,970 --> 01:17:34,260 - Well, those are the reasons I love you. 1517 01:17:34,260 --> 01:17:35,460 We're talking about like. 1518 01:17:35,460 --> 01:17:36,293 - What? 1519 01:17:37,130 --> 01:17:39,633 - It's much easier to love someone than it is to like them. 1520 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:41,753 - Okay. 1521 01:17:42,939 --> 01:17:44,420 Yeah, I get it. 1522 01:17:44,420 --> 01:17:46,260 Those things I said, they're why I love you. 1523 01:17:46,260 --> 01:17:47,480 They're not why I like you. 1524 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:48,632 - Okay. 1525 01:17:48,632 --> 01:17:50,210 - Do you want to know why I like you? 1526 01:17:50,210 --> 01:17:52,206 - No, I think I know. 1527 01:17:52,206 --> 01:17:53,623 - I think you do. 1528 01:18:05,043 --> 01:18:07,480 - When do I see you next? 1529 01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:08,313 - You tell me. 1530 01:18:09,291 --> 01:18:11,016 We're not done yet, are we? 1531 01:18:11,016 --> 01:18:13,567 - I'm sorry; I've got things I need to sort out. 1532 01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:19,640 - And it's 150 now. 1533 01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:21,283 The agency changed the rates. 1534 01:18:25,009 --> 01:18:26,953 - Worth every penny. 1535 01:18:26,953 --> 01:18:29,026 - I can't wait for Barbados. 1536 01:18:29,026 --> 01:18:31,090 - I can't wait for next time. 1537 01:18:31,090 --> 01:18:33,100 - Maybe we could have sex. 1538 01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:34,500 - That's not how this works. 1539 01:18:35,475 --> 01:18:37,293 - I know. 1540 01:18:37,293 --> 01:18:39,960 (pensive music) 1541 01:19:11,627 --> 01:19:14,020 - So you never married? 1542 01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:14,853 - Nope. 1543 01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:17,930 - I was married. 1544 01:19:17,930 --> 01:19:18,763 - Yes. 1545 01:19:20,767 --> 01:19:21,940 - It was the most wonderful three 1546 01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:24,102 and a half months of my life. 1547 01:19:24,102 --> 01:19:25,053 - Three and a half months? 1548 01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:28,270 - Well, you've got to give it a chance. 1549 01:19:31,008 --> 01:19:33,258 (laughing) 1550 01:19:46,019 --> 01:19:49,070 So has there never been anyone? 1551 01:19:49,070 --> 01:19:50,921 - Oh yes, I'm not a... 1552 01:19:50,921 --> 01:19:51,754 (laughing) 1553 01:19:51,754 --> 01:19:55,323 - Oh, relax, I'm talking about love, not sex. 1554 01:19:56,710 --> 01:19:58,143 Have you ever been in love? 1555 01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:02,463 - No. 1556 01:20:04,460 --> 01:20:05,293 - Never? 1557 01:20:06,630 --> 01:20:07,943 Not even as a teenager? 1558 01:20:09,710 --> 01:20:13,050 - No, absolutely not. (chuckling) 1559 01:20:13,050 --> 01:20:15,784 Does that seem a little odd? 1560 01:20:15,784 --> 01:20:16,617 - Odd? 1561 01:20:17,860 --> 01:20:18,693 Well. 1562 01:20:20,187 --> 01:20:21,354 A little, yes. 1563 01:20:22,652 --> 01:20:23,485 - I suppose it is. 1564 01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:25,550 I mean, everywhere I look people seem to be falling in love 1565 01:20:25,550 --> 01:20:27,930 or talking about it or claiming it. 1566 01:20:27,930 --> 01:20:29,543 - Hm, playing it out. 1567 01:20:35,580 --> 01:20:36,430 - Playing it out? 1568 01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:40,873 I like that. 1569 01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:48,783 - Do you think I could have another? 1570 01:20:51,970 --> 01:20:54,616 I think it is living up to its billing, after all. 1571 01:20:54,616 --> 01:20:55,700 (laughing) 1572 01:20:55,700 --> 01:20:56,533 - I'm glad. 1573 01:21:00,210 --> 01:21:01,573 - I never wanted children. 1574 01:21:03,310 --> 01:21:04,660 - Children? 1575 01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:06,090 - Yes. 1576 01:21:06,090 --> 01:21:06,930 - Children? 1577 01:21:06,930 --> 01:21:10,160 - Yes, they're sort of small adults 1578 01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:12,943 that we love and adore until they grow up and leave us. 1579 01:21:14,547 --> 01:21:15,380 - Yeah, me neither. 1580 01:21:15,380 --> 01:21:16,847 I hated being one, and I've never met one 1581 01:21:16,847 --> 01:21:18,173 who can hold down a decent conversation. 1582 01:21:18,173 --> 01:21:19,758 - Oh, indeed. 1583 01:21:19,758 --> 01:21:22,250 I've never met a parent that can, either. 1584 01:21:22,250 --> 01:21:23,850 I've always hated what happens to my friends 1585 01:21:23,850 --> 01:21:25,430 when they become parents. 1586 01:21:25,430 --> 01:21:26,280 - Jeremy, for one. 1587 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:29,450 - Oh, god yes. (laughing) 1588 01:21:29,450 --> 01:21:30,283 Jeremy! 1589 01:21:31,270 --> 01:21:32,650 - They invited me around for dinner the other night, 1590 01:21:32,650 --> 01:21:34,050 and I was back home by 8:30. 1591 01:21:35,266 --> 01:21:37,516 (laughing) 1592 01:21:38,370 --> 01:21:39,353 - Is it me, 1593 01:21:41,122 --> 01:21:43,360 or is their son the spitting image 1594 01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:47,070 of that little chap from Fantasy Island? 1595 01:21:47,070 --> 01:21:48,491 - The plane, boss! 1596 01:21:48,491 --> 01:21:49,517 (laughing) 1597 01:21:49,517 --> 01:21:51,082 - Yes, that's it! 1598 01:21:51,082 --> 01:21:53,323 (laughing) 1599 01:21:53,323 --> 01:21:56,130 - You're so right, I knew he reminded me of someone. 1600 01:21:56,130 --> 01:21:59,414 I was always veering towards Danny Devito. 1601 01:21:59,414 --> 01:22:01,664 (laughing) 1602 01:22:13,637 --> 01:22:15,470 - Yes, I can see that. 1603 01:22:16,790 --> 01:22:19,308 - I mean, could you love Danny Devito? 1604 01:22:19,308 --> 01:22:21,558 (laughing) 1605 01:22:28,980 --> 01:22:30,330 - I'd like to have a child. 1606 01:22:33,340 --> 01:22:34,173 - Me too. 1607 01:22:42,402 --> 01:22:45,510 - They're strange, aren't they? 1608 01:22:45,510 --> 01:22:46,918 - Well, Jeremy's is. 1609 01:22:46,918 --> 01:22:48,400 (wry laughing) 1610 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:51,143 - No, blind dates. 1611 01:22:52,067 --> 01:22:54,053 - Oh, yeah. 1612 01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,893 - This is my first. 1613 01:22:58,870 --> 01:23:00,115 - Really? 1614 01:23:00,115 --> 01:23:02,188 (murmuring) 1615 01:23:02,188 --> 01:23:03,800 How old are you? 1616 01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:05,034 - How old? 1617 01:23:05,034 --> 01:23:07,150 - Sorry, that is a terrible, terrible question. 1618 01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:08,470 - It's fine. 1619 01:23:08,470 --> 01:23:09,430 - I'm 43. 1620 01:23:09,430 --> 01:23:11,043 - I'm 41. 1621 01:23:12,490 --> 01:23:13,490 - Well, you, 1622 01:23:15,397 --> 01:23:16,333 you have time. 1623 01:23:19,670 --> 01:23:22,320 - I think we both know that's something I don't have. 1624 01:23:24,440 --> 01:23:26,363 You have some time. 1625 01:23:28,789 --> 01:23:29,622 - Some. 1626 01:23:34,710 --> 01:23:35,543 Shall we, 1627 01:23:37,462 --> 01:23:40,657 walk, or? 1628 01:23:40,657 --> 01:23:42,260 - Walk? 1629 01:23:42,260 --> 01:23:43,690 - We don't have to. 1630 01:23:46,569 --> 01:23:47,986 - No, no, no, no. 1631 01:23:49,610 --> 01:23:51,443 A walk would be, ah... 1632 01:23:59,893 --> 01:24:00,726 A walk, 1633 01:24:02,630 --> 01:24:04,297 would be great, yes. 1634 01:24:11,568 --> 01:24:12,901 - You know what? 1635 01:24:14,269 --> 01:24:15,723 I oughta get back to the shop soon. 1636 01:24:17,335 --> 01:24:18,168 - Really? 1637 01:24:19,247 --> 01:24:22,000 Oh, what about the walk? 1638 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:24,425 - Very nice meeting you. 1639 01:24:24,425 --> 01:24:26,313 - Oh, you too. 1640 01:24:29,203 --> 01:24:30,260 Are you okay? 1641 01:24:30,260 --> 01:24:32,176 - Okay, yeah. 1642 01:24:32,176 --> 01:24:33,009 I'm fine. 1643 01:24:34,420 --> 01:24:36,343 Time just seemed to run away with me. 1644 01:24:37,630 --> 01:24:38,463 - With us. 1645 01:24:39,651 --> 01:24:40,484 - Hm. 1646 01:24:42,023 --> 01:24:45,234 Bloke with sunglasses and a blazer and she's off. 1647 01:24:45,234 --> 01:24:46,355 Anyone that comes along, really. 1648 01:24:46,355 --> 01:24:48,174 Anyone but me. 1649 01:24:48,174 --> 01:24:50,841 (pensive music) 1650 01:25:23,569 --> 01:25:25,770 - Well, I'll tell you something. 1651 01:25:25,770 --> 01:25:27,883 The view may be slightly disappointing, 1652 01:25:29,260 --> 01:25:30,920 but it's been nice to spend some time 1653 01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:33,030 up here with the kites. 1654 01:25:33,030 --> 01:25:33,863 - Hasn't it? 1655 01:25:36,531 --> 01:25:38,873 - You know, I think Tommy was right all along. 1656 01:25:40,410 --> 01:25:42,490 No point in wishing your life away 1657 01:25:42,490 --> 01:25:43,940 with your head in the clouds. 1658 01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:50,673 And I think the walk has done us both good. 1659 01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:54,700 - So how about a dance? 1660 01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:59,770 - I don't think you're the person I thought you were. 1661 01:25:59,770 --> 01:26:00,603 - Oh? 1662 01:26:00,603 --> 01:26:01,793 - No, it's a good thing. 1663 01:26:03,460 --> 01:26:04,673 You've surprised me. 1664 01:26:05,620 --> 01:26:07,867 - Well, I don't know what to think about that. 1665 01:26:07,867 --> 01:26:09,920 - No, really it's fine. 1666 01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:11,330 It's just that... 1667 01:26:13,062 --> 01:26:15,907 Look, I'm no dancer, never have been. 1668 01:26:15,907 --> 01:26:16,823 - Oh, me neither. 1669 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,900 Maybe we could just have a cup of tea? 1670 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:22,833 - Now? 1671 01:26:23,910 --> 01:26:26,713 - Well, I could break the habit of a lifetime, 1672 01:26:27,590 --> 01:26:29,563 come here on a Wednesday. 1673 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:32,840 You know, take a chance. 1674 01:26:36,270 --> 01:26:37,630 - Eddie? 1675 01:26:37,630 --> 01:26:39,210 - Yeah? 1676 01:26:39,210 --> 01:26:42,450 - You know, I think I might change my routine as well. 1677 01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:46,963 I think I might visit Tommy's grave on Wednesday. 1678 01:26:49,060 --> 01:26:50,463 We had a good time. 1679 01:26:52,190 --> 01:26:53,423 I never realised that. 1680 01:27:02,470 --> 01:27:05,040 - Well, I've always felt that Thursdays 1681 01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:08,173 have a better feel about them, anyway. 1682 01:27:09,362 --> 01:27:12,510 You know, back of the week broken and all that. 1683 01:27:12,510 --> 01:27:14,603 I mean, I'd very much like to. 1684 01:27:17,410 --> 01:27:19,460 You know, there are other hills to climb. 1685 01:27:22,060 --> 01:27:23,333 Heath's a huge place. 1686 01:27:24,870 --> 01:27:26,310 Endless possibilities. 1687 01:27:29,176 --> 01:27:31,843 (uptempo music) 1688 01:28:02,623 --> 01:28:04,710 (panting) 1689 01:28:04,710 --> 01:28:06,167 - So it's just you and me. 1690 01:28:08,555 --> 01:28:09,388 I know. 1691 01:28:11,042 --> 01:28:11,875 I know. 1692 01:28:12,766 --> 01:28:16,016 (sniffing and panting) 1693 01:28:19,613 --> 01:28:21,946 (muttering) 1694 01:28:23,559 --> 01:28:24,687 I love you, too. 1695 01:28:24,687 --> 01:28:27,354 (uptempo music) 1696 01:28:47,956 --> 01:28:51,206 (sniffing and panting) 1697 01:28:56,147 --> 01:28:57,173 You cheeky bugger. 1698 01:29:02,490 --> 01:29:03,804 Come here. 1699 01:29:03,804 --> 01:29:06,554 (uptempo music)