1 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:20,270 ♪ The trouble in my head ♪ 2 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:24,691 ♪ I want a tug, I want a friend ♪ 3 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:26,901 ♪ I'm going back to the... ♪ 4 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,321 Are you kissing? 5 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:32,824 Your father's ashes have barely begun to drift out to sea. 6 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:33,907 Get out of this car! 7 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:38,038 It's always the short ones. 8 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,373 I'm sorry, Dr. Vishwakumar, 9 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,376 and, uh, my condolences? 10 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:46,838 - Bye. - "Bye." 11 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,506 Kazhudai. "Bye. Bye." 12 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:56,473 I mean, what disgraceful behavior, Devi! 13 00:00:56,556 --> 00:01:00,185 What are you gonna do at my funeral? Just have sex on top of my grave? 14 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:01,811 I pray it's a closed casket. 15 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,396 I'm sorry, Mom. 16 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,858 I just got overcome with emotion because I love Dad so much! 17 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:08,541 - I would've kissed anyone. - Okay, fine. 18 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,070 I'm just gonna let it slide. 19 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:12,989 I've done crazy things when I'm emotional too. 20 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,015 I once hugged a man at Circuit City 21 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,452 when I found out a damaged printer was 80% off. 22 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,954 Is that why our printer's so bad? 23 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,125 Hmm? 24 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,047 Hey, I'm in your neighborhood. 25 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,966 Thought maybe we can hang out, but, uh, it seems like you're busy. 26 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,885 So, uh... 27 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:37,806 Anyway, you can give me a call or text or whatever. 28 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:39,306 Okay. 29 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,392 Holy shit. 30 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,269 Holy shit is right, Devi. 31 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:47,607 Ever since their steamy kiss in his car, 32 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,568 he'd been icing her out. 33 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:54,489 As a former teen jock myself, 34 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,283 I was not surprised by this behavior. 35 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,035 My advice to Devi, 36 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,454 don't let this voicemail get your hopes up. 37 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,206 Just give up on Paxton. 38 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,917 Set your sights on someone more attainable, 39 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,586 like that kid Ben you were just mouth kissing, 40 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:11,673 or that boy in math class who's allergic to the sun. 41 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,299 ♪ My heart just dropped ♪ 42 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:17,886 Be right in. 43 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,266 Oh my God! 44 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,226 Screw the allergy kid. 45 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,435 That's Paxton! 46 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:30,191 Hey, were you waiting for me? 47 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:33,236 No. I was, uh, just chilling. 48 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,196 Outside of my house? 49 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,448 Wait. Have you been here since you left that message? 50 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:38,616 No. 51 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,954 Well, yeah, I was waiting because I had nothing better to do. 52 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,916 And then I got hungry, so I ordered some Chinese food, 53 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,378 but I mean, I... I honestly, was just about to leave. 54 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:54,674 This is the longest Paxton Hall-Yoshida has ever spoken. 55 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:56,593 Wait! Is he nervous? 56 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,429 So, like, what's up? 57 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:04,184 Uh, it was kind of a special day. We spread my dad's ashes in Malibu. 58 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:05,767 No shit. 59 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:07,812 That's intense. 60 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,022 Hmm. 61 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,611 So, did you have something you were gonna tell me or... 62 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,696 Yeah, I guess I just wanted to say 63 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,616 I feel really bad for being such a dick to you. 64 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,534 Yeah, you really were. 65 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,745 I don't kiss guys that often, Paxton. 66 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:25,622 I thought maybe I did something wrong. 67 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,999 Like, maybe I flooded your mouth with saliva. 68 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:30,126 No, no. The kiss was fine. It was good. 69 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:32,754 I was just being dumb, 70 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:34,379 and... 71 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,048 I'm sorry. 72 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,177 Was it the greatest apology? No. 73 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:42,472 He mostly looked at his shoes, and the vocabulary was limited, 74 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,724 but when it comes out of that beautiful mouth, 75 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:46,684 it's friggin' Shakespeare. 76 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:50,521 So would you maybe want to, like, come over for dinner tomorrow night? 77 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:55,068 Dinner? At your house? Y-You and me? 78 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,862 Eating together? At the same table? 79 00:03:58,696 --> 00:04:01,741 Yeah. How do you normally eat dinner with people? 80 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:06,079 All right. Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Vishwakumar. 81 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,042 Whoa! Did Devi just French Ben at the beach 82 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:13,336 and get asked on a date by Paxton? 83 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,797 Did hell freeze over in the last hour? 84 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,342 How is it possible that this formally uneffable nerd 85 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,511 has two boys that are into her? 86 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:32,230 Devi lay in her bed pondering these two grand romantic gestures. 87 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:35,400 Ben had broken the law, stolen his Dad's car, 88 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:38,736 and risked his life to help her say goodbye to her dad, 89 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,990 but Paxton had left her a voicemail. 90 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,117 A voicemail! 91 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,870 We're talking about a boy who usually texts the letter "K." 92 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:52,292 And since Zoomers rarely call anyone on the phone, 93 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,795 checking Paxton's voicemail led her to find another one 94 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,213 she had forgotten about. 95 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:02,343 Hi, it's Dad. I'm... I'm here at the mall to pick you up. 96 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,554 I'm parked in front of P.F. Chang's, 97 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,765 but a brute security guard is making me circle around. 98 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:12,395 Uh, oh, wait, I see you. Ah! There's my perfect girl. 99 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:24,532 Ugh! This Trader Joe's puttanesca keeps falling out. 100 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:27,243 Wow. You're taking so many snacks to India. 101 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,870 You'll be the hero of the family. 102 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:31,164 Damn. Indian people love Trader Joe's. 103 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:35,376 They do. If I can bribe an uncle with a box of Thai Lime and Chili cashews, 104 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:38,463 maybe we can get a good deal on a condo for the two of us. 105 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,382 Kamala, inga vaadi. Just need some help. 106 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,470 Nalini was still set on moving to India at the end of the month, 107 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,014 but first, she needed to go there to set things up 108 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:49,515 and kiss up to her family. 109 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:50,683 Ugh! 110 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:52,268 This sucks a butt. 111 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,270 I can't believe we're moving to stupid India. 112 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,481 Things were just getting good for me here. 113 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:59,567 Oh, because now you kiss boys in overpriced SUVs? 114 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,819 Yeah, there'll be no more of that. 115 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:05,782 Yeah, because you're dragging me away from the only home I've ever known. 116 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,492 Listen, Devi, 117 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,497 I know this is not what you want, but I just need more family around us. 118 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,749 So can you please just give this a chance? 119 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,127 And while Devi wasn't thrilled about the move, 120 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,214 she felt close to her mom for the first time in a while 121 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,216 and didn't want to mess that up. 122 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,802 It doesn't matter. I'll be back here in two years, 123 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,012 going to Princeton, dating a guy in a band. 124 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:31,224 I'll get a tattoo of his name under my boobs like Rihanna. 125 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:33,017 Over my dead body. 126 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,812 So, I have a very exciting day today. 127 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,606 I'm gonna meet with this other dermatologist in my building. 128 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:43,027 I'm gonna try and sell him my patient roster for a vastly inflated price. 129 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,404 Whoa. Dr. Jackson? 130 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,572 He took the fat out of Ben's mom's double chin 131 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,074 and stuck it in her butt. 132 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:49,033 It looks amazing. 133 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,870 And he drives a Maybach. It would be ostentatious on anyone else, 134 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,623 but somehow he drives it with a quiet humility. 135 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:56,958 Who needs all that flash? 136 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,461 I think people prefer no-frills, immigrant values 137 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,088 when it comes to their dermatologist. 138 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:03,464 In your dreams, Mom. 139 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:05,883 I have an exciting day as well. 140 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:11,055 Today I start my new PhD rotation for, get this, Dr. Elgin Peters' lab. 141 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:16,978 He's basically the LeBron of stem cell research. 142 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:18,938 He's the reason I went to Caltech. 143 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:21,774 His work on gallbladder cells is breathtaking. 144 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:26,154 It is so annoying how no one knows how nerdy you are because you're so hot. 145 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:27,697 Thank you, Devi. 146 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:32,618 As Devi entered Facing History, 147 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:35,663 she was also facing love triangle. 148 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:37,874 What an embarrassment of riches! 149 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:40,251 I know what you kids are thinking. 150 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:45,256 This is just like the time in 1979 when I won the US Open Doubles title 151 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:48,468 and later that same week, the Men's Singles title. 152 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,720 Wow! Look at that gorgeous hair. 153 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,222 Anyway, she was on a hot streak. 154 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,684 She probably would have felt guilty if it weren't so exciting. 155 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,812 Good morning, Ben. Good morning, Paxton. 156 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:02,064 So nice to see both of you on this fine day. 157 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:05,860 Salutations, my protégés. 158 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:07,069 How were your weekends? 159 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:12,658 I spent mine in Little Ethiopia refreshing my collection of dashikis. 160 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,494 My weekend was pretty great. 161 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,120 Yeah, my weekend was tight. 162 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,415 They're talking about you, Devi. Be cool. 163 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,876 I spread my dad's ashes at the beach. 164 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:22,960 Nope. 165 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,295 Ah yes. 166 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:27,256 Antyeshti, the last samskara 167 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,176 in a series of life cycle events in the Hindu tradition. 168 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:33,137 - I would've loved to have joined. - That would've been weird. 169 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:34,680 Perhaps. 170 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,015 I wanna remind everybody 171 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:39,143 that our annual community service day is tomorrow, 172 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:42,438 and we are going to be removing trash from a park in Pacoima, 173 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,482 but the real cleansing will be to... 174 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,818 our own consciences. 175 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,780 Oh, I know that park. I love littering there. 176 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,797 Hi. We're here to see Dr. Jackson. 177 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,714 Okay. 178 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,216 Ugh! What rubbish is this? 179 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:13,261 What kind of doctor sells pumpkin spice body butter? 180 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:15,680 It's actually very helpful for burn victims. 181 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,140 Hello, Dr. Vishwakumar. 182 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,350 Dr. Jackson. 183 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:20,685 How can I help you today? 184 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,853 Wow! Is Wolverine your patient? 185 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:26,315 Oh, Hugh? His family stays at my place in Tahoe. 186 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,777 I always forget he's a celebrity. He's just so down-to-earth. 187 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:34,073 Dr. Jackson, as you know, I am moving my family back to India and... 188 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,908 Oh, is... is that why you're leaving? 189 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,536 I assumed you lost your medical license for negligence. 190 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:40,288 Hilarious joke. 191 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:43,040 Anyway, I have an enviable client roster, 192 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:47,253 and well, they can all be yours for no less than $100,000. 193 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,256 Now, you're the hilarious one. 194 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,049 Thank you for stopping by. 195 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,135 Take some SPF lip balm on your way out. 196 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:56,262 Wait, wait, you must not have heard me. 197 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:59,932 My entire roster of loyal patients isn't attractive to you? 198 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,852 I don't need your patients. I'm very successful. 199 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:06,063 Netflix wants me for a docu-series called Field of Derms. 200 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,274 James Earl Jones is the host. 201 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,192 Ooh, you should do it. I'd watch it. 202 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,863 Okay, look. Even though our priorities are very different, 203 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,198 and your office looks like Caesars Palace, 204 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,117 I would feel better leaving, 205 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,703 knowing that they're being cared for by someone who is... 206 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,956 good at their job. 207 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,375 I'll give you ten grand. 208 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:27,835 Fine. 209 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:31,589 Oh, and, Tracey, we're always looking for experienced RNs. 210 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,883 Oh, really? Can I leave my resume? 211 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,844 She'd rather go back to working at Jamba Juice. Let's go. 212 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,305 Take the samples, the lip balm. There's eye cream there. 213 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:41,515 Make-up bag, whatever you can stuff in your pockets. 214 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:49,273 You kissed Ben Gross? 215 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,524 Paxton asked you out? 216 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,193 On top of you moving to India? 217 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:53,819 Wait, what's happening? 218 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,279 I know. It's a lot. 219 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,739 This is insane. 220 00:10:56,822 --> 00:11:00,159 Guys, my mom's made up her mind. We're definitely moving. 221 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:03,412 Well, India is at the cutting edge of robotics. 222 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,748 My robot, Gears Brosnan, has friends in Mumbai, 223 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:06,831 so we'd come visit you. 224 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:07,875 Me too. 225 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,103 I heard you can make a great living in Bollywood movies 226 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:11,295 playing the evil American. 227 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:14,924 Devi, we're gonna miss you so much. 228 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,551 I know. I'm gonna miss you guys too. 229 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:27,645 But that's why I have to figure out my boy situation stat! 230 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,856 This is my last chance for an American high school boyfriend. 231 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,859 So obviously this calls for a... Drum roll, please. 232 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,696 Pros and cons list. 233 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:40,700 Devi didn't know how she could make this decision. 234 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,160 She really liked both Ben and Paxton, 235 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,205 and each one had so much going for them. 236 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,332 - On one hand, Ben... - Paxton. 237 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,501 What? We're not done with the list yet. 238 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:51,460 Paxton! 239 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,421 Guys, how can you be so sure? 240 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:57,049 Ben is an obnoxious hobbit who has tortured you for countless years. 241 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,719 Paxton is a mixed-race hottie who got scouted to model 242 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,522 while in the audience at The Price is Right. 243 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,724 If I could have a smoke show like Paxton, Oliver would be kicked to the curb. 244 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,101 But Ben did do such a heroic thing 245 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:09,812 driving me all the way to Malibu to spread my dad's ashes. 246 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,149 Uh, is it that heroic to drive slowly from the Valley to the Westside? 247 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,592 My dad does it every day for work. 248 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,361 He also mended the friendship between the three of us. 249 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,612 Yeah, fine. 250 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,657 But there will be a billion cocky nerds like Ben at Princeton. 251 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,160 This is your one chance to hook up with a Paxton, 252 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,328 and when you're old and on your deathbed, 253 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,789 whose naked body do you want to be picturing? 254 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:32,126 On my deathbed, wouldn't I be thinking about my kids and grandkids and stuff? 255 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,252 No, that's a myth. 256 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,881 I guess I wouldn't mind seeing a nude Paxton when I bite the dust. 257 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,382 Exactly. 258 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,510 So, I should let Ben down easy and choose Paxton. 259 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,095 But what if I hurt Ben? 260 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,930 - Yay! She chose Paxton! - Yes! 261 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,311 Ooh, is that Eve? Are you officially girlf and girlf? 262 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:51,812 Yeah. 263 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,025 What's a Villanelle? 264 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,695 Uh, the question is, "Who is Villanelle?" 265 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,406 And the answer is the iconic anti-hero of Killing Eve 266 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,201 who slays both people and amazing fashion looks. 267 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,038 Fabiola was on a text chain with her girlfriend, Eve, 268 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,081 and all of Eve's queer friends. 269 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,083 She didn't always get their references 270 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,920 because she knew almost nothing of pop culture. 271 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:20,049 What's a Bebe Rexha? Oh! Is that a robot like BB-8? 272 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,259 Oh, honey. 273 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,721 Anyway, as I was saying, 274 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,098 I may have been the one to accept the award, 275 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,934 but Nobels are not won alone. 276 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,644 They are won as a team, 277 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:36,065 and so I just wanted to say thank you for being my team. 278 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:37,817 And just imagine, 279 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,611 the research we are doing today 280 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,739 may one day lead to a world without gallstones. 281 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,958 Uhp-uhp-uhp, Speed Racer, where are you going? 282 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,876 Just trying to talk to Dr. Peters. 283 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,961 Yeah, unfortunately, 284 00:13:57,044 --> 00:14:00,548 a scientific rock star like Dr. Peters needs to return to work. 285 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:04,510 I'm his head research assistant, right-hand man, Evan Safstrom. 286 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,929 - I'll be your mentor/hero. - Goodbye, everyone. 287 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,808 I was really looking forward to working with him. 288 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:13,477 He's busy, so you're mostly gonna be dealing with me. 289 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,896 Okay, let's meet the other people in the lab. 290 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:20,442 Okay, we got Vivek, Marshall, Kachik, Edvard, Emilio. 291 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:24,029 There's Setseg, and there's Wally, the walrus. 292 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,198 Guys, go. Say hi to the newbie, Kamaa-la. 293 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,200 - Oh, it's Kamala. - Camel-a. Got it. 294 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,577 Nice to meet you. 295 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,913 You probably have, like, a really handsome boyfriend, huh? 296 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,875 Sorry, you have to work with bunch of gross nerds like us. 297 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,669 That's not true. You're not gross. 298 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,671 Oh. 299 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,089 - Oh God. - Okay. 300 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,383 All right. Everybody, come on. Back to work. 301 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,260 Kamala, can you hang back a second? 302 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,221 Would you mind washing out those beakers there? 303 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,514 They look a little... meh! 304 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,181 Oh, uh... 305 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,976 - Sure. - Cool. 306 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,021 Thanks for being such a team player. See you around. 307 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,482 Later that day, 308 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:04,403 Devi had to do something she had never done before in her life, 309 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,779 break someone's heart. 310 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:10,451 So she came armed with something she hoped would offset the bad news. 311 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,661 I got you cashew brittle. Top of the line. 312 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,873 My mom keeps it for funerals or apologies to neighbors. 313 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,460 Hmm. Well, I'm not your neighbor, so are you planning to kill me or... 314 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,962 Uh, no. 315 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,423 I would never do anything to hurt you. 316 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,511 So we should talk about what happened. 317 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,262 Yeah. 318 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,932 Um, Ben... 319 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,768 I don't know if that was the right thing to do. 320 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,728 It wasn't. 321 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,104 Because of Shira. 322 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,066 Right, of course. 323 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,360 It's not okay to be unfaithful to someone like that. 324 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,611 She deserves more. 325 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,697 I mean, she was the person who gave me my first handy, 326 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,325 which is why I broke up with her today. 327 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,244 - You did? - Big time. 328 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,579 Even though her boobs are 329 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,374 the biggest rack of natties out of anyone in our entire grade, 330 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,334 it wasn't real. 331 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:02,962 What you and I have is. 332 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,172 - It is? - Do you know that last night 333 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,967 I stood up to my parents for the first time in my life? 334 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,469 Now we're gonna have dinner together once a week. 335 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,011 Because of you. 336 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:13,973 Wow. 337 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,058 That's why I want you to be my girlfriend, Devi. 338 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:20,854 I... I know you're moving to India, but I'm cool with long distance. 339 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,940 My dad has access to a PJ. 340 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,067 A private jet. 341 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,570 You don't have to say anything right now, but... 342 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,406 Devi, I'm all-in. 343 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,161 Ugh! She was kissing him again! 344 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,330 Devi, what are you doing? 345 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,541 This was the worst breakup ever. 346 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,044 Even though she felt guilty about Ben, 347 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,297 Devi had to follow through on her date with Paxton. 348 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,383 I mean, it was Paxton. 349 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:53,053 She had been in love with him since the third grade 350 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,305 when his family moved from Bakersfield. 351 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,226 And even though he never knew she existed... 352 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,313 ...her crush on him had lasted the test of time. 353 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,900 You dropped your maxi pads! 354 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,612 The last time Devi had gone over to Paxton's house like this, 355 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,240 it was for no-strings-attached sex, 356 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,075 but tonight was a real date 357 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,078 between two people who are actually dating. 358 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,622 If there was sex, there'd be strings. 359 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,084 Hey, you look nice. 360 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,128 Thanks. So do you. 361 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:30,090 He really did. No flip-flops. No pit stains. 362 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,842 A shirt with actual buttons. 363 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,386 This date was going to be awesome. 364 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,180 Grab a seat, Lil' D. 365 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,432 'Sup, Coyote Girl? 366 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,185 Ow! Trent! What the hell? 367 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,729 Whoops! Did I just hit you in the boob? 368 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,105 Yeah, you did. 369 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,315 Whoa. 370 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,484 I just hit your mountains with my Dew. 371 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,736 You hit her cans with your can. 372 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:53,864 Dude, shut up! 373 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:58,077 It's all good. So I take it you two are about to head out? 374 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,828 Nah, bro, pizza's on its way. 375 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,332 We got triple sausage 'cause we're three guys. 376 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:07,044 Oh, shit. Now we got four for Call of Duty. Fire it up. 377 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:11,381 Uh... Eh... Okay. So, Paxton and me versus you two? 378 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,010 Oh no, little buddy. Marcus and I gotta be on the same team. 379 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,178 We're magic together. 380 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,098 Thanks for taking the time to make me feel special tonight. 381 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,265 Really? 382 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,310 Wait, so I have to be on the same team as Denise? 383 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,104 Devi. 384 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,773 Whatever. This is a huge waste of time. 385 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:32,611 And that was exactly how Devi was starting to feel about this date. 386 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:44,873 Hey, Prashant. 387 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,127 Oh. Hi, Devi. Is Kamala around? 388 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,628 Yeah, I'll get her in a sec. 389 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,215 Listen, I need some advice about matters of the heart. 390 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,551 Here's a question. You're a handsome guy, right? 391 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,761 Is that the question? 392 00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,722 How many friends would you bring to a first date with a girl? 393 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:02,933 Uh, zero? 394 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,893 That's what I thought. 395 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,062 Here comes Kamala. You're a good guy, Prashant. 396 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,231 Let me know if you ever need any advice. 397 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,275 I'm really mature about tons of shit. 398 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,443 I'm sure you are. Thank you, Devi. 399 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,527 Move. 400 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:15,945 He's all yours. 401 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,491 Hey, so I was 402 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,995 brainstorming things we could do when I visit you in a couple of weeks. 403 00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,539 What do you think about going to see Jimmy Kimmel? 404 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,915 I just love Guillermo. 405 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,709 Right, you're visiting. 406 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,586 That'll be cool. 407 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,798 Okay, that feels like the same level of excitement you'd reserve 408 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,175 for someone you, uh... 409 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,260 What's the word? Uh, detest? 410 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,137 I'm sorry. 411 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,598 I am excited to see you, Prashant. 412 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,809 I had the first day of my new rotation, and it didn't go great. 413 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:49,563 But Dr. Peters is the LeBron of stem cell research. What happened? 414 00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,732 I didn't even really get to talk to him. 415 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,901 I had to spend most of the day cleaning beakers 416 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,528 for a bunch of nerdy scientists who barely talked to me. 417 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,530 First days are always weird. 418 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,240 I'm sure it will get better 419 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,201 once you all get to know each other. 420 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,912 Besides, how can anyone not like you? 421 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,705 Thank you, Prashant. 422 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,208 Maybe tomorrow will be better. 423 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,753 Oh, and I already booked us Jimmy Kimmel tickets. 424 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,087 I, too, love Guillermo. 425 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,717 The next morning, Devi was recounting 426 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:23,472 the excruciating details of her non-date with Paxton and his friends. 427 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,432 No candlelit dinner? 428 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:28,894 No rose petals in a little trail leading to the bedroom door? 429 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,562 Where he's arranged more petals 430 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,731 in a giant heart in his California king bed? 431 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,900 If it wasn't obvious to you before, 432 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,944 these two girls are both virgins. 433 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,528 His friends didn't even leave. 434 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,782 I finally took off when Trent ate way too much pizza and barfed. 435 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,158 Ugh! 436 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,410 I guess Paxton just wants to be friends. 437 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:48,538 Maybe it's for the best. His penis is too big. 438 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,792 Yeah, he was wearing gray sweatpants the other day at drop off. 439 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,460 My mom rear-ended a bus. 440 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:58,131 Well, this is great because Ben's into me, and I'm into him. 441 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,260 So I'll just chill on the B train until I have to go to India. 442 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,177 Problem solved. 443 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,430 - Yeah, and Ben's penis seems more normal. - Mm. 444 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,476 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 445 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:13,397 A bunch of us were thinking about going to an L Word trivia night tomorrow. 446 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,316 - Do you want to come? - Sure. Yeah. 447 00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:20,028 I watch that show. The "L" stands for lesbian. 448 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,364 Good work, Fab. 449 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:25,033 You really sound like a hip, young, gay woman. 450 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:31,456 Henry David Thoreau once said, 451 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:35,961 "I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, 452 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:42,050 and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." 453 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,637 Yeah, but he was talking about Walden Pond. 454 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,597 This is a field full of trash in Pacoima. 455 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:50,559 Aw, cool! A condom! 456 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,643 Ugh! 457 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,813 That's right, Trent. Contraception is cool. 458 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,858 It's what allowed women to join the workforce. 459 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:01,069 This right here is freedom. 460 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,323 All righty. Everybody partner up. 461 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,702 Hey, Ben, want to pick up trash with me? 462 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,246 I'll do puddles so you don't stain your sneakers. 463 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,874 Deal, but just don't slow me down. 464 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:17,377 I'm trying to fill ten bags by lunch so I can be interviewed by the local paper. 465 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,515 Is this a headshot? 466 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,728 - Wow, LA trash is depressing. - I know. 467 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,813 I think I saw a silicone breast implant. 468 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,314 Oh. 469 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,776 So, about yesterday, 470 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,362 I thought about what you said, and... 471 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,279 I'm in. 472 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,822 I'd like to be your girlfriend. 473 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,950 As long as we don't kill each other, I think it could be nice. 474 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,078 - Yeah? - Yeah. 475 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,747 Okay. That's awesome. 476 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:02,422 An AVN award? For MILF performer of the year. 477 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,090 That's bleak. 478 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:10,639 - Hey. - Hey. 479 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:14,309 Uh, if you're looking for Trent, he's over there peeing on a dead skunk. 480 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,353 Well, I was actually looking for you. 481 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,148 - Can I talk to you for a sec? - Mm-hmm. 482 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:28,365 Why didn't you pick me to be your partner? I thought we had like something going on. 483 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:32,160 What are you talking about? You clearly don't like me like that. 484 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,914 Yeah, I do. Why would I take you on a date if I didn't like you? 485 00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,834 That wasn't a date. Your friends were there. 486 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:42,546 My friends are always on my dates. They leave when it's time to hook up. 487 00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:47,050 Like, last night we could have hooked up, but then Trent barfed, and you left. 488 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:50,178 Yeah. I left because Trent was barfing on our date. 489 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,431 Okay, you're right. 490 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:53,849 The barfing wasn't ideal, 491 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,893 but I didn't realize you wanted it to be like a one-on-one thing. 492 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,354 That's what a date is by definition. 493 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,859 Fine. Okay. I... I will take you on a real date. 494 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:06,945 It's too late now. 495 00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,030 And besides, I'm moving to India. 496 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:12,951 You're moving to India? Like, forever? 497 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,620 Yeah. Like, in a month. 498 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,708 We'll have to make this time count. 499 00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:27,507 Guess what? Due to my negotiating savvy, 500 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:31,636 I was able to sell my patient roster to Dr. Jackson for a king's ransom. 501 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,265 That's awesome, Mom, but did Dr. Jackson give you any samples? 502 00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:39,895 Here are your stupid samples. They're not that great. 503 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,856 Whoa, hyaluronic acid. Score. 504 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,193 So, how was your useless trash picking day? 505 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:48,528 I love that I pay taxes to send you to school 506 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,197 to do another thing I pay taxes for. 507 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,032 Uh, it was fine. 508 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:53,950 You better not be kissing any more boys. 509 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,703 Why would you say "boys" plural? 510 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:59,039 Because they are all off limits. 511 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:05,170 Making love to Donna awakened something in me. 512 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,632 Ooh! The L Word. Are you watching the new one or the old one? 513 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:09,715 There is an old one? 514 00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:11,760 How many hours is that? 515 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:15,889 Guys, who cares? I have bigger news. Paxton kissed me in the park. 516 00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:16,972 What? 517 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:18,474 What am I gonna do? 518 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,269 I don't wanna break up with Ben. He really pushes me. 519 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,396 I filled up 15 bags of garbage today. 520 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,649 So you're gonna break up with Paxton? 521 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:29,653 Of course not. Paxton69! is the password to all of my accounts. 522 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:32,280 - You definitely have to choose. - I mean... 523 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,742 ...what's the alternative? Date two guys until you move to India? 524 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:39,871 And that was it. That was all Devi needed to hear. 525 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:43,291 If they found out, they'd be so pissed. 526 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:46,545 I mean, you'll be in India, so you'll kinda be off the hook but... 527 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,672 A way out of her predicament 528 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:52,425 that required no introspection or mature decision-making, 529 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,177 two things Devi hated. 530 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,471 So you're saying I should just have two boyfriends? 531 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,056 - No. - Definitely not. 532 00:25:58,139 --> 00:26:01,893 But it was too late. Devi knew what she was going to do. 533 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:05,355 Oh my God. I have two boyfriends. 534 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,525 ♪ The city towed my car ♪ 535 00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:11,945 ♪ The first night I got in ♪ 536 00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:20,620 ♪ And oh, you never got it ♪ 537 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,669 ♪ Stay ♪ 538 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:31,381 ♪ Keep me here for a while ♪ 539 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:37,095 ♪ Stay ♪ 540 00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:40,390 ♪ You can leave when you like ♪ 541 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:45,854 ♪ Stay ♪ 542 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:48,898 ♪ Keep me here for a while ♪ 543 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:54,571 ♪ Stay ♪ 544 00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:57,741 ♪ You can leave when you like ♪ 545 00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:58,824 Go to bed.