1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:08,609 Okay, MoonRockers. Tonight, 2 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:12,146 we are welcoming a new couple into our family. 3 00:00:12,336 --> 00:00:13,871 Their pre-enlightenment names 4 00:00:13,937 --> 00:00:15,606 were Brenda and Ted, 5 00:00:15,739 --> 00:00:16,974 but they will now be known 6 00:00:17,074 --> 00:00:19,743 as Sunrise and Male Number 28. 7 00:00:19,810 --> 00:00:21,379 Hi, everyone. 8 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:22,480 Wait, what? 9 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:25,949 I met Sunrise in a threesome with David Crosby. 10 00:00:26,049 --> 00:00:28,619 And for her recruiting efforts, 11 00:00:28,719 --> 00:00:31,121 Flower here will now be receiving 12 00:00:31,222 --> 00:00:32,556 extra carrots with dinner. 13 00:00:32,623 --> 00:00:34,158 Male 11, 14 00:00:34,292 --> 00:00:35,493 you will be giving her your carrots. 15 00:00:35,593 --> 00:00:37,461 - Sw... Uh... - Thanks, Male 11. 16 00:00:37,595 --> 00:00:40,063 Just to catch our new members up, this... 17 00:00:40,164 --> 00:00:41,765 is the Moon Rock. 18 00:00:41,945 --> 00:00:44,415 It is the sacred meteorite that guides us, 19 00:00:44,515 --> 00:00:46,717 creates the laws we live by, 20 00:00:46,817 --> 00:00:49,219 and that only I can talk to. 21 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,988 In terms of living arrangements, 22 00:00:51,088 --> 00:00:53,624 Sunrise, you will be joining me and the other wives 23 00:00:53,724 --> 00:00:55,092 in the Moon Tent, 24 00:00:55,225 --> 00:00:56,660 - and Number 44... - Twenty-eight. 25 00:00:56,727 --> 00:00:59,863 Whatever. You will be communing with nature. 26 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:01,399 You will be given a blanket 27 00:01:01,499 --> 00:01:04,368 and a stick with which to fend off badgers. 28 00:01:04,468 --> 00:01:06,404 Yes, Flower? 29 00:01:06,504 --> 00:01:07,938 I was just wondering, is the world 30 00:01:08,038 --> 00:01:10,374 still going to end next week? 31 00:01:10,441 --> 00:01:11,642 Oh. 32 00:01:11,742 --> 00:01:14,077 Uh... no. 33 00:01:14,211 --> 00:01:15,579 The Moon Rock 34 00:01:15,679 --> 00:01:17,781 is very happy with this situation 35 00:01:17,915 --> 00:01:22,119 and, as such, has called off the major meteor explosion 36 00:01:22,252 --> 00:01:24,488 until sundown on... 37 00:01:26,424 --> 00:01:28,526 ... February 13, 38 00:01:28,592 --> 00:01:30,661 2025. 39 00:01:30,761 --> 00:01:32,830 Oh! That's great news. 40 00:01:32,929 --> 00:01:34,598 Well, that's all for tonight. 41 00:01:34,697 --> 00:01:37,100 So, uh, wives... to the Moon Tent. 42 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,570 And husbands... grab your sticks, 43 00:01:39,637 --> 00:01:42,706 and may the badgers be scarce tonight. 44 00:01:47,711 --> 00:01:49,112 All right, team, 45 00:01:49,246 --> 00:01:50,247 I want you to look around. 46 00:01:50,314 --> 00:01:52,816 You are the best that the Hudson Valley has to offer. 47 00:01:52,950 --> 00:01:54,352 - At this salary level. - Welcome aboard, 48 00:01:54,452 --> 00:01:56,453 everyone. Isaac Higgintoot. 49 00:01:56,554 --> 00:01:57,888 - Management. - Gabe I know from 50 00:01:57,955 --> 00:01:59,221 my days in New York. 51 00:01:59,289 --> 00:02:02,159 What this man can do at a prep station is an inspiration. 52 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:04,628 Oh, right, New York. 53 00:02:04,762 --> 00:02:06,596 Did I used to sell you weed? 54 00:02:06,664 --> 00:02:07,664 I like Gabe. 55 00:02:07,665 --> 00:02:08,932 Great energy. 56 00:02:09,032 --> 00:02:11,469 Cobra, Neel, very excited to work with both of you. 57 00:02:11,602 --> 00:02:13,270 I would die for you, Chef. 58 00:02:13,337 --> 00:02:15,172 Got to love Cobra's commitment. 59 00:02:15,305 --> 00:02:16,674 Happy to be here. Quick "Q"... 60 00:02:16,807 --> 00:02:18,075 who was that hot blonde I saw in here earlier? 61 00:02:18,141 --> 00:02:19,276 That's my wife. 62 00:02:19,343 --> 00:02:20,744 - Not cool, Neel. - Moving on. 63 00:02:20,844 --> 00:02:23,381 - Everyone, this is Amanda. - What? 64 00:02:23,481 --> 00:02:25,315 What'd I do? Please don't fire me. 65 00:02:25,416 --> 00:02:26,817 Child, don't worry. You were the only one that applied 66 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:28,285 - for the position. - By opening night, 67 00:02:28,386 --> 00:02:31,188 this team will be a well-oiled machine. 68 00:02:31,321 --> 00:02:33,491 February 13, 2025... 69 00:02:33,624 --> 00:02:36,026 that's the day that we make culinary history. 70 00:02:36,159 --> 00:02:39,362 Why does that date sound so familiar? 71 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:42,733 - Yes, Gabe. - Will there be drug tests? 72 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:44,334 Wasn't planning on it. 73 00:02:44,435 --> 00:02:46,336 Seems like maybe there should be. 74 00:02:46,437 --> 00:02:47,938 So, as you know, 75 00:02:48,038 --> 00:02:50,374 the opening of Jay's restaurant is tomorrow night, 76 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,376 and the hottest ticket in town 77 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:54,311 is a seat at the ghost table. 78 00:02:54,412 --> 00:02:57,614 We're talking "Sugar Ray opening for Limp Bizkit 79 00:02:57,681 --> 00:02:59,783 - at Webster Hall" hot. - Oh, I love Sugar Ray. 80 00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:03,353 I watched him beat the crap out of Roberto Durán in 1980. 81 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:04,788 I know it's surprising, 82 00:03:04,888 --> 00:03:06,223 but I love blood sports. 83 00:03:06,356 --> 00:03:08,258 Since Isaac is busy 84 00:03:08,358 --> 00:03:09,960 with the restaurant launch, I've been put in charge 85 00:03:10,027 --> 00:03:12,396 of choosing who will sit at the ghost table. 86 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,532 Now, there are four seats, 87 00:03:14,665 --> 00:03:16,333 and, obviously, Isaac and I will be in two of them. 88 00:03:16,434 --> 00:03:17,868 Why do you get to go? 89 00:03:17,968 --> 00:03:19,369 Because I'm Isaac's money manager, 90 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:21,071 by virtue of the fact that I went to Wharton 91 00:03:21,171 --> 00:03:22,940 and I have the ability to touch buttons on a computer. 92 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,141 Which brings me to the reason 93 00:03:25,175 --> 00:03:26,544 that I gathered you all here. 94 00:03:26,644 --> 00:03:30,548 You are the finalists for the two remaining seats, 95 00:03:30,681 --> 00:03:33,350 and I am now open for pitches. 96 00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:34,383 Go. 97 00:03:34,384 --> 00:03:35,819 This is preposterous. 98 00:03:35,886 --> 00:03:37,588 Hey, is Trevor pushing his leverage? Sure. 99 00:03:37,688 --> 00:03:39,322 But that's what good businessmen do. 100 00:03:39,423 --> 00:03:41,959 Plus, the guy's looking great. 101 00:03:42,059 --> 00:03:45,028 What? I've never been to a restaurant before, okay? I want this. 102 00:03:45,128 --> 00:03:46,597 I don't want to toot my own horn, 103 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:47,798 so I'll just throw others under the bus. 104 00:03:47,898 --> 00:03:50,434 You really want a guy who smells like wolf urine sitting with you? 105 00:03:50,568 --> 00:03:51,602 That's a good point. 106 00:03:51,735 --> 00:03:53,003 Sorry, Thor. 107 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:54,472 That was cutthroat. 108 00:03:54,572 --> 00:03:57,007 But as someone who has cut many throat, 109 00:03:57,107 --> 00:03:58,241 Thor respect. 110 00:03:58,341 --> 00:04:00,343 Well, if Thor's out, then I'm out. 111 00:04:00,444 --> 00:04:01,612 I'm out, too. 112 00:04:01,712 --> 00:04:03,080 The truth is, with my ghost power, 113 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:04,715 I'm able to visit a restaurant anytime I like. 114 00:04:04,782 --> 00:04:07,284 I've already smelled out, like, three times this week. 115 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:08,886 This is ridiculous. 116 00:04:08,952 --> 00:04:10,821 I am the lady of this house, and, as such, 117 00:04:10,921 --> 00:04:13,857 I will not grovel for my rightful place at that table. 118 00:04:13,924 --> 00:04:15,425 Well, then you're out, too. 119 00:04:15,526 --> 00:04:17,194 Congratulations, Alberta and Sass. 120 00:04:17,259 --> 00:04:19,530 I'll see you both at opening night. 121 00:04:19,629 --> 00:04:20,764 Sorry, Hetty. 122 00:04:20,864 --> 00:04:22,098 You can still come to the opening. 123 00:04:22,199 --> 00:04:23,366 You just have to stand. 124 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:26,637 I was standing front row at an MMA fight last week. 125 00:04:26,737 --> 00:04:28,371 One of their teeth flew right through my head. 126 00:04:28,438 --> 00:04:29,439 Damn, Pete. 127 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:32,309 I have a lot of repressed rage. 128 00:04:33,477 --> 00:04:34,612 Cobra, come on. 129 00:04:34,745 --> 00:04:36,179 You were supposed to turn that 20 seconds ago. 130 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:37,781 Flounder is a delicate fish! 131 00:04:37,881 --> 00:04:39,950 And my favorite character from Animal House. 132 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,219 Oh! Stir that sauce, girl! 133 00:04:42,285 --> 00:04:43,453 What are you doing? 134 00:04:43,554 --> 00:04:44,788 It's so frustrating. 135 00:04:44,922 --> 00:04:46,423 I just wish I could, like, Ratatouille them. 136 00:04:46,490 --> 00:04:49,244 - What's "ratatouille"? - It's a movie where a rat controls a cook. 137 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:51,629 It's good. It's about a restaurant. It's like that show The Bear, 138 00:04:51,728 --> 00:04:53,731 but it's a comedy. 139 00:04:54,932 --> 00:04:55,933 Gabe, there's supposed to be 140 00:04:56,033 --> 00:04:58,135 three mini samosas on this plate. 141 00:04:59,269 --> 00:05:00,804 I think I dropped one. 142 00:05:00,938 --> 00:05:02,039 Aw, 143 00:05:02,139 --> 00:05:03,406 I miss the munchies. 144 00:05:04,274 --> 00:05:05,976 - Hey, that's not bad. - No. 145 00:05:06,076 --> 00:05:07,077 It's still not right. 146 00:05:07,177 --> 00:05:09,046 It's undercooked. It's oversauced. 147 00:05:09,146 --> 00:05:11,582 We open tomorrow, and the kitchen staff isn't even ready. 148 00:05:11,682 --> 00:05:14,484 Look, I know you're nervous about the restaurant opening, 149 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,319 but everything is gonna go great. 150 00:05:16,419 --> 00:05:18,622 Yeah, Gabe clearly enjoyed the samosa. 151 00:05:18,722 --> 00:05:20,991 Gabe would probably eat a horse right now. 152 00:05:21,091 --> 00:05:23,260 Is the point that Gabe has a refined palate? 153 00:05:23,326 --> 00:05:26,429 And the lamb looks great. Here, let me try it. 154 00:05:27,798 --> 00:05:29,466 Mmm. This is good. 155 00:05:29,567 --> 00:05:31,001 - I like it. - There's too much going on. 156 00:05:31,134 --> 00:05:32,936 You can't even taste the meat. 157 00:05:33,036 --> 00:05:34,103 No, it's meaty. 158 00:05:34,171 --> 00:05:36,273 But it could be meatier, right? 159 00:05:36,373 --> 00:05:39,543 "Meatier, right?" 160 00:05:40,811 --> 00:05:42,680 "Meatier, right?" 161 00:05:44,514 --> 00:05:45,716 Meteorite. 162 00:05:45,849 --> 00:05:47,918 That's what the meteorite is telling us. 163 00:05:48,018 --> 00:05:50,954 February 13, 2025... 164 00:05:51,054 --> 00:05:53,190 the day the world is gonna end. 165 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:57,828 February 13, 2025. 166 00:05:57,928 --> 00:06:00,830 Sam, you and Jay need to get underground right now! 167 00:06:00,864 --> 00:06:03,433 - What? - The world is going to end tomorrow at sundown. 168 00:06:03,533 --> 00:06:04,902 It has been foretold. 169 00:06:05,002 --> 00:06:07,070 What's going on? Is this a ghost thing? 170 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:08,572 - Exciting. - It's Flower. 171 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:09,707 For some reason, she's saying 172 00:06:09,807 --> 00:06:10,841 the world is gonna end tomorrow 173 00:06:10,941 --> 00:06:12,542 and we need to get underground. 174 00:06:12,643 --> 00:06:14,645 I don't have time to deal with any Flower nonsense right now. 175 00:06:14,712 --> 00:06:17,014 The only disaster I'm worried about tomorrow 176 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,616 is Neel's tambda rassa. 177 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:21,518 I should be there for Jay's talk with Neel. 178 00:06:21,585 --> 00:06:23,453 Management. 179 00:06:24,855 --> 00:06:26,356 Sam, you need to listen to me. 180 00:06:26,456 --> 00:06:28,191 Okay, it's not a great time. 181 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:30,227 ¡Por Dios, Samantha, escúchame! 182 00:06:30,327 --> 00:06:31,327 ¿Quieres morir? 183 00:06:31,394 --> 00:06:34,231 She only speak Spanish when she very upset. 184 00:06:34,364 --> 00:06:35,999 Flower teaching Thor little. 185 00:06:36,099 --> 00:06:39,970 And, not to brag, but she say it going "no bueno." 186 00:06:40,070 --> 00:06:42,039 Flower, I appreciate that you're trying to help, 187 00:06:42,105 --> 00:06:44,341 but Jay is under a lot of stress right now. 188 00:06:44,407 --> 00:06:46,109 He's gonna be under a lot of moon rock pretty soon 189 00:06:46,243 --> 00:06:47,611 if you don't heed my warning! 190 00:06:47,745 --> 00:06:49,512 Let's just get through the restaurant opening, 191 00:06:49,613 --> 00:06:51,514 and then I promise you'll have my full attention 192 00:06:51,581 --> 00:06:52,783 about the end of the world. 193 00:06:52,916 --> 00:06:53,917 But you'll all be dead. 194 00:06:54,017 --> 00:06:55,418 Uh-huh, sure, thank you. 195 00:06:57,587 --> 00:07:00,190 I'm gonna save Sam and Jay. 196 00:07:00,257 --> 00:07:02,525 Even if it means stopping this restaurant opening 197 00:07:02,592 --> 00:07:04,261 from ever happening! 198 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,067 I'm so happy for you about your restaurant opening. 199 00:07:10,133 --> 00:07:11,133 Thank you, Hetty. 200 00:07:11,201 --> 00:07:12,235 But I will be blunt... 201 00:07:12,335 --> 00:07:15,639 - I am concerned. - About the lack of horse pie on this menu? 202 00:07:15,773 --> 00:07:17,340 Yes, it's a concern I share. 203 00:07:17,474 --> 00:07:21,244 I'm just worried that with you situated at the ghost table, 204 00:07:21,311 --> 00:07:23,313 in the middle of all the action, 205 00:07:23,413 --> 00:07:25,415 you might accidentally get walked through. 206 00:07:25,482 --> 00:07:26,750 Oh, dear. 207 00:07:26,817 --> 00:07:28,819 And release my noxious curse. 208 00:07:28,919 --> 00:07:30,120 That would be terrible. 209 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:31,822 That could clear the room. 210 00:07:31,922 --> 00:07:33,256 But... 211 00:07:33,323 --> 00:07:36,994 not if you are safely tucked away in some dark corner. 212 00:07:37,094 --> 00:07:40,363 Yes, I suppose, although I'd hate to be so sidelined. 213 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:42,733 True. But one could argue that, from such a perch, 214 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:44,835 you might have a better vantage point from which 215 00:07:44,968 --> 00:07:46,236 to view the entire space. 216 00:07:46,336 --> 00:07:47,671 Hmm. Interesting. 217 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:50,874 I always did like being far from the action in battle. 218 00:07:51,008 --> 00:07:52,309 For strategic purposes. 219 00:07:52,409 --> 00:07:55,312 But that does leave the matter of an empty seat. 220 00:07:55,412 --> 00:07:59,382 One that I would be happy to fill 221 00:07:59,516 --> 00:08:01,184 with your blessing. 222 00:08:01,318 --> 00:08:02,485 Then it's settled. 223 00:08:02,552 --> 00:08:04,154 You shall take my spot at the ghost table, 224 00:08:04,221 --> 00:08:06,356 and I shall triumphantly lurk in the corner, 225 00:08:06,489 --> 00:08:08,125 watching over my success. 226 00:08:08,191 --> 00:08:09,993 - Huzzah. - Huzzah! 227 00:08:11,561 --> 00:08:14,531 You guys, the world is ending tomorrow. 228 00:08:14,631 --> 00:08:16,266 We got to stop the restaurant from opening 229 00:08:16,366 --> 00:08:17,935 so we can save Sam and Jay. 230 00:08:18,035 --> 00:08:19,136 Not now, Flower. 231 00:08:19,202 --> 00:08:20,502 We're discussing the big opening. 232 00:08:20,603 --> 00:08:22,405 And I'm going to watch from the sidelines, 233 00:08:22,539 --> 00:08:24,474 where one can see it all. 234 00:08:24,574 --> 00:08:26,576 Why won't anyone listen? 235 00:08:28,578 --> 00:08:29,646 Hmm. 236 00:08:29,713 --> 00:08:30,814 Hey, guys. 237 00:08:30,881 --> 00:08:32,415 - I need your help. - Oh. 238 00:08:32,515 --> 00:08:34,017 - What is it, Flower? - Well, 239 00:08:34,117 --> 00:08:35,953 I hate to be the bearer of bad news... 240 00:08:36,053 --> 00:08:38,488 Wait, did somebody just say "bear"? 241 00:08:38,555 --> 00:08:39,723 You did. 242 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,224 Oh, right. 243 00:08:41,324 --> 00:08:43,226 The thing is, I have it on good authority 244 00:08:43,325 --> 00:08:45,994 that the world is going to end tomorrow. 245 00:08:45,995 --> 00:08:48,930 - Really? - According to the prophet, Bruce, 246 00:08:48,931 --> 00:08:50,500 there's going to be a massive meteorite shower, 247 00:08:50,567 --> 00:08:53,570 - destroying all life on the Earth's surface. - You know, 248 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:55,238 it's interesting. We've been seeing 249 00:08:55,372 --> 00:08:57,107 some dark tidings down here. 250 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,876 The water heater recently died. 251 00:08:58,976 --> 00:09:01,378 Hey, I'm buying what you're selling. 252 00:09:01,478 --> 00:09:04,081 In our experience, life usually does end 253 00:09:04,181 --> 00:09:06,183 with some mass catastrophic event. 254 00:09:06,283 --> 00:09:08,919 Yeah, cholera outbreak, doomsday meteorite... 255 00:09:09,019 --> 00:09:10,115 it all checks out. 256 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,923 If I could just figure out a way to stop the restaurant opening, 257 00:09:13,023 --> 00:09:15,893 we could save Sam and Jay's lives. 258 00:09:15,959 --> 00:09:18,461 Well, we might be able to help with that. 259 00:09:18,561 --> 00:09:19,763 Really? How? 260 00:09:19,897 --> 00:09:23,801 Did we ever tell you about our ghost powers? 261 00:09:26,303 --> 00:09:28,872 Excited for the festivities tomorrow? 262 00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:30,273 I am. 263 00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:32,943 And I will be sure to wave at you from the ghost table. 264 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:35,478 Well, it shan't be a far wave, because I'll be 265 00:09:35,612 --> 00:09:36,713 just across the table, 266 00:09:36,814 --> 00:09:38,148 as I'm now also sitting there. 267 00:09:38,248 --> 00:09:40,918 No, you were sitting there. 268 00:09:41,018 --> 00:09:42,886 But I heard about your little conversation 269 00:09:42,986 --> 00:09:46,156 and convinced Isaac that he'd be lonely in the corner. 270 00:09:46,256 --> 00:09:49,960 And now he'd like his good friend Hetty to join him. 271 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:52,162 I gave your seat to Baxter. 272 00:09:52,262 --> 00:09:53,763 Which I heard about 273 00:09:53,864 --> 00:09:57,167 and proceeded to convince Baxter that attending Isaac's opening 274 00:09:57,267 --> 00:09:59,436 would be a stab in the back to his good friend Nigel, 275 00:09:59,536 --> 00:10:01,438 whom Isaac left at the altar. 276 00:10:01,538 --> 00:10:03,773 We can go round and round, Lefkowitz. 277 00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:07,310 Whatever. You're not sitting at that table. 278 00:10:09,079 --> 00:10:10,680 Is this because I'm Irish? 279 00:10:11,648 --> 00:10:13,316 Haven't my proud people suffered enough? 280 00:10:13,450 --> 00:10:14,450 What? 281 00:10:14,484 --> 00:10:15,853 This has nothing to do with that. 282 00:10:15,986 --> 00:10:18,188 Well, then why on earth are you so determined 283 00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:19,756 to exclude me from this dinner? 284 00:10:19,857 --> 00:10:21,258 Fine. If you must know, 285 00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:23,360 it's 'cause I don't like how you ended things between us. 286 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:25,462 What? You broke up with me. 287 00:10:25,528 --> 00:10:27,330 Because I caught you trying to get with Thor. 288 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:30,934 As part of a complicated Good Luck Chuck scenario. 289 00:10:31,034 --> 00:10:32,635 - We've been through this. - It doesn't matter. 290 00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:36,339 You didn't even have the decency to talk to me about it first. 291 00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:38,708 The point is, 292 00:10:38,808 --> 00:10:41,010 you're out, and I win. 293 00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:42,011 T-Money. 294 00:10:42,012 --> 00:10:44,882 More like T-New Money! 295 00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:46,416 Yeah, that's right! 296 00:10:46,516 --> 00:10:48,185 That's the kind of quips you won't be getting 297 00:10:48,285 --> 00:10:51,021 at that table without me there! 298 00:10:52,655 --> 00:10:55,192 Excellent-looking marinade, Cobra. 299 00:10:55,292 --> 00:10:56,860 I love the color on that chicken, Gabe. 300 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,362 - And I love you, man. - Whatever Gabe 301 00:10:59,462 --> 00:11:01,331 took in the bathroom is kicking in. 302 00:11:01,431 --> 00:11:03,901 Amanda, that is a perfect consistency. 303 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:07,070 Hey, what's the deal with that manager chick? 304 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,471 Is she seeing anyone? 305 00:11:08,538 --> 00:11:10,073 The deal is she's my sister. 306 00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:11,808 And yes, she's seeing someone. 307 00:11:11,909 --> 00:11:13,877 But is it, like, solid? 308 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,578 It's really a numbers game for Neel. 309 00:11:15,712 --> 00:11:17,347 Your number's zero. 310 00:11:17,447 --> 00:11:19,216 Which is how high you can count, Thor. 311 00:11:19,316 --> 00:11:20,783 Thor count to one, which is number 312 00:11:20,884 --> 00:11:22,819 of small, ugly hats on your head. 313 00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:24,257 Oh, the zingers. 314 00:11:24,324 --> 00:11:26,493 I feel like I'm at a Dean Martin roast. 315 00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:28,628 So, how you feeling? 316 00:11:28,728 --> 00:11:30,063 Honestly, I don't want to jinx it, 317 00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:31,631 but dinner service starts in an hour, 318 00:11:31,731 --> 00:11:33,700 and I think people are actually going to love it. 319 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,102 We made it, guys. 320 00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:37,137 Huzzah. Ah, this would be more impactful 321 00:11:37,237 --> 00:11:38,638 if either of you could hear me. 322 00:11:38,738 --> 00:11:40,140 All right, let's hurry. 323 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,741 After this, we still need to convince Sam and Jay 324 00:11:41,808 --> 00:11:43,543 to seek shelter downstairs with us. 325 00:11:43,643 --> 00:11:46,246 You heard the lady. Time to neutralize the kitchen staff. 326 00:11:46,346 --> 00:11:48,548 - What's happening? - ¡Viva la revolución! 327 00:11:48,648 --> 00:11:50,017 Yeah, I feel good. 328 00:11:51,351 --> 00:11:52,652 Oh. Hey, guys. 329 00:11:52,752 --> 00:11:54,387 What are you all doing up here? 330 00:11:55,322 --> 00:11:57,024 Attack! 331 00:12:11,171 --> 00:12:13,340 What the heck just happened?! 332 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,608 We're saving Sam and Jay before the world ends. 333 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:17,977 Turns out the basement ghost power 334 00:12:18,078 --> 00:12:19,779 is giving people cholera. 335 00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:21,348 That not good. 336 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,283 Oh, they'll be all right tomorrow. 337 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,485 But they're gonna have a rough night. 338 00:12:29,557 --> 00:12:32,725 This is a disaster. Flower, what the hell did you do?! 339 00:12:32,859 --> 00:12:34,161 You ruined my restaurant! 340 00:12:34,227 --> 00:12:35,328 For what it's worth, I'm hearing 341 00:12:35,395 --> 00:12:36,896 that the cholera is temporary, 342 00:12:36,996 --> 00:12:38,498 and it's not contagious. 343 00:12:38,598 --> 00:12:40,933 Ooh, you hate when that's the good news. 344 00:12:41,068 --> 00:12:42,569 - Do we have to, like, call the CDC? - What? 345 00:12:42,669 --> 00:12:44,571 No. We can't tell anyone about this. 346 00:12:44,671 --> 00:12:46,739 Ask for Gary Thomas. He'll be discreet. 347 00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:48,241 He helped me out back in '84 348 00:12:48,341 --> 00:12:49,842 when there was a dengue fever outbreak in Laos, 349 00:12:49,942 --> 00:12:51,411 and I had to get the Robinsons home from their honeymoon. 350 00:12:51,511 --> 00:12:54,747 Sam, tell Jay he might be upset right now, but he is going 351 00:12:54,847 --> 00:12:57,384 to be relieved when meteors rain down on the Earth, 352 00:12:57,450 --> 00:12:59,752 and all life on the surface is extinguished. 353 00:12:59,852 --> 00:13:02,489 - Yeah, these are some dark silver linings. - Okay, Bela, 354 00:13:02,589 --> 00:13:04,391 let's write up some sort of damage-control email 355 00:13:04,457 --> 00:13:06,393 that doesn't specifically mention cholera 356 00:13:06,459 --> 00:13:08,261 - and send it to the guests. - Okay. 357 00:13:08,361 --> 00:13:10,697 We can use the template I have from when there was an outbreak 358 00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:12,265 of worms at the cat café. 359 00:13:12,365 --> 00:13:13,933 Cool. 360 00:13:15,402 --> 00:13:17,137 I can't believe you, Flower. 361 00:13:17,237 --> 00:13:18,938 You knew how important this night was to Jay. 362 00:13:19,038 --> 00:13:21,074 Please, Sam, we have to get to the basement. 363 00:13:21,174 --> 00:13:22,709 The world is ending at sundown. 364 00:13:22,809 --> 00:13:23,976 Flower, 365 00:13:24,111 --> 00:13:26,546 the sun set almost a half an hour ago. 366 00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:28,748 - Really? - Yes. 367 00:13:28,815 --> 00:13:31,351 Great wolf Skoll already chase Sun out of sky 368 00:13:31,451 --> 00:13:34,754 to begin nightly journey through Underworld. 369 00:13:34,854 --> 00:13:36,623 Sorry to get scientific. 370 00:13:36,723 --> 00:13:38,091 But... 371 00:13:38,191 --> 00:13:39,659 the world didn't end. 372 00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:41,294 I don't understand. 373 00:13:41,394 --> 00:13:42,729 Bruce told us. 374 00:13:42,829 --> 00:13:45,332 Wait. Did the meteorite lie to Bruce? 375 00:13:45,465 --> 00:13:47,134 Oh, she's so close. 376 00:13:47,234 --> 00:13:49,469 You really don't get it? Bruce lied. 377 00:13:49,569 --> 00:13:52,172 He wasn't a prophet. He was a con man. 378 00:13:52,305 --> 00:13:53,806 The cult was a scam. 379 00:13:54,641 --> 00:13:55,808 It was? 380 00:13:55,942 --> 00:13:57,344 How do you not see that? 381 00:13:57,477 --> 00:13:59,746 You ruined the restaurant opening for nothing. 382 00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:03,150 I'm such an idiot. 383 00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:09,222 Hey, guys, how's it going? 384 00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:11,758 Oh, wait. I remember. 385 00:14:11,824 --> 00:14:14,127 I'm an idiot, and I've ruined everything. 386 00:14:17,764 --> 00:14:19,366 Trevor. 387 00:14:19,499 --> 00:14:23,670 May I sit, or am I banned from all tables across the property? 388 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:25,372 Knock yourself out. 389 00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:29,776 You know, I very much enjoyed today's battle 390 00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:31,911 of social manipulation. 391 00:14:32,011 --> 00:14:33,846 You are quite the formidable opponent. 392 00:14:33,946 --> 00:14:36,349 Yeah, well, you don't get to be president 393 00:14:36,449 --> 00:14:38,818 of your local B'nai B'rith youth organization chapter 394 00:14:38,885 --> 00:14:40,720 without knowing how to play the game. 395 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:43,356 Okay, it's not exactly the Newport 400. 396 00:14:43,456 --> 00:14:46,359 Look, it's not like I want to get back together or anything. 397 00:14:46,459 --> 00:14:48,628 It's just, we used to be friends, 398 00:14:48,728 --> 00:14:51,130 and then we were kind of a power couple, 399 00:14:51,198 --> 00:14:53,333 and then we were... 400 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,534 nothing. 401 00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:57,304 I certainly could have handled things better. 402 00:14:57,370 --> 00:14:58,838 I'm sorry. 403 00:14:58,938 --> 00:15:00,072 Thank you. 404 00:15:00,173 --> 00:15:02,909 You know, I, too, miss our friendship. 405 00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:05,512 And I agree, we were something of a power couple. 406 00:15:05,578 --> 00:15:07,214 Mm. 407 00:15:07,347 --> 00:15:08,481 But maybe 408 00:15:08,548 --> 00:15:10,350 we can be... 409 00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:11,651 power friends. 410 00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:13,220 I'm listening. 411 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,988 I'm proposing an alliance. 412 00:15:16,055 --> 00:15:18,024 Instead of jousting with each other, 413 00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:19,626 we collude against the other ghosts 414 00:15:19,726 --> 00:15:21,060 to our mutual benefit, 415 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,862 with the ultimate goal of ruling the house. 416 00:15:22,929 --> 00:15:24,564 - As power friends. - Mm. 417 00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:27,534 I like it. Plus, it sounds like a Saturday-morning cartoon. 418 00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:30,169 - Is that good? - Duh! They rocked. 419 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:33,172 Okay, what the hell? Let's do it. 420 00:15:33,273 --> 00:15:35,208 Power friends. 421 00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:37,009 Power friends. 422 00:15:40,913 --> 00:15:42,249 Now what? 423 00:15:42,349 --> 00:15:44,284 Now, we sit and await opportunities 424 00:15:44,384 --> 00:15:46,619 to be better than other people. 425 00:15:49,756 --> 00:15:50,923 Maybe in the living room? 426 00:15:51,057 --> 00:15:53,159 More foot traffic. Smart. 427 00:15:55,628 --> 00:15:57,764 Hey, Flower, how are you doing? 428 00:15:57,864 --> 00:15:59,766 - You're still talking to me? - Look, 429 00:15:59,899 --> 00:16:01,734 I'm very upset about what you did. 430 00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,736 You sabotaged the opening of the restaurant 431 00:16:03,803 --> 00:16:06,072 in literally the grossest way possible. 432 00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:07,474 But... 433 00:16:07,607 --> 00:16:10,176 I know you only did it because you care about us. 434 00:16:10,277 --> 00:16:12,345 I am so sorry, Sam. 435 00:16:12,445 --> 00:16:14,447 - Thank you, Flower. - For once, 436 00:16:14,581 --> 00:16:16,549 I thought I was the one that was going to be right, 437 00:16:16,649 --> 00:16:19,752 and everyone would thank me for saving the day. 438 00:16:19,819 --> 00:16:22,054 But it turns out I'm just the joke 439 00:16:22,154 --> 00:16:23,490 everyone thought I was. 440 00:16:23,623 --> 00:16:25,292 Well, people love jokes. 441 00:16:25,392 --> 00:16:26,993 Knock-knocks, chicken crossed the road. 442 00:16:27,093 --> 00:16:28,728 Steve Martin's whole arrow-through-the-head bit, 443 00:16:28,828 --> 00:16:31,464 which, yes, hits a little close to home, but I still eat it up. 444 00:16:31,998 --> 00:16:33,466 You're not a joke, Flower. 445 00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:35,334 Yes, you may have been duped by Bruce, 446 00:16:35,435 --> 00:16:37,103 and yes, you can be a little naive sometimes, 447 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:38,738 but it's because you have this beautiful ability 448 00:16:38,838 --> 00:16:40,072 to see the best in people. 449 00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:42,375 And we love that about you. 450 00:16:42,475 --> 00:16:45,111 We all could take a page out of your book. 451 00:16:45,845 --> 00:16:47,179 Bruce promised a better life 452 00:16:47,246 --> 00:16:49,115 when things were really hard for me, 453 00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:50,950 and I had nowhere else to turn. 454 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,419 That's what cults do. 455 00:16:52,552 --> 00:16:54,554 They prey on people who are vulnerable. 456 00:16:54,654 --> 00:16:56,755 That's how I got involved in the whole Amway thing. 457 00:16:56,856 --> 00:16:59,091 I died with a garage full of that crap. 458 00:16:59,191 --> 00:17:01,093 I really just wanted to belong. 459 00:17:01,193 --> 00:17:03,463 You do belong, with us. 460 00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:05,031 - Yeah, absolutely. - Yeah. 461 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:06,698 Thanks, guys. 462 00:17:06,765 --> 00:17:10,503 So, I guess opening night is canceled? 463 00:17:10,602 --> 00:17:12,071 It looks that way. 464 00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:14,807 Jay can't do an entire dinner service on his own. 465 00:17:14,907 --> 00:17:17,243 Well, can't you, Bela and Mark pitch in? 466 00:17:17,309 --> 00:17:18,611 We don't know the recipes. 467 00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:20,447 Oh. 468 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,549 But you guys do. 469 00:17:22,615 --> 00:17:25,150 The three of you have been there the whole time, 470 00:17:25,284 --> 00:17:28,355 watching in the kitchen while he's been training the staff on the menu. 471 00:17:28,356 --> 00:17:30,380 She's right. We know that menu inside and out. 472 00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:31,665 When to put things in the oven, 473 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:32,992 when to take them out, how to plate them. 474 00:17:33,092 --> 00:17:35,628 Yeah, we just can't interact with the physical world. 475 00:17:35,728 --> 00:17:38,565 - But Sam, Bela and Mark can. - Flower, that's genius. 476 00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:39,999 We can tell Sam what needs to be done, 477 00:17:40,099 --> 00:17:41,434 and, Sam, you can tell them. 478 00:17:41,501 --> 00:17:43,169 It'll be like Ratatouille, but with ghosts. 479 00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:44,971 Ghostatouille. 480 00:17:45,071 --> 00:17:47,406 - You really think this'll work? - I do. 481 00:17:47,474 --> 00:17:49,909 But I believe everything, which we are now framing 482 00:17:49,976 --> 00:17:52,078 as one of my great qualities. 483 00:17:52,144 --> 00:17:54,313 Okay, let's give it a shot. 484 00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:56,516 Ghostatouille! Felt worth repeating 485 00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,951 since it didn't garner much of a response the first time. 486 00:17:59,051 --> 00:18:00,653 It's Ratatouille plus ghosts. 487 00:18:00,787 --> 00:18:03,656 Sam, is it helpful if you write this down for people? 488 00:18:04,457 --> 00:18:06,092 This needs more coriander! 489 00:18:06,158 --> 00:18:07,860 Bela, that saag paneer needs more coriander. 490 00:18:07,994 --> 00:18:10,597 - Oh, these samosas are done. - Those are done, Mark. 491 00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:13,132 - Table six low on water! - Table six needs more water. 492 00:18:13,199 --> 00:18:14,200 On it. 493 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,434 How is she tracking all this? 494 00:18:15,535 --> 00:18:17,102 Oh, I don't know, Mark. 495 00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:20,039 She's a woman, and she's good at her job. I've heard about you. 496 00:18:20,172 --> 00:18:21,741 Not in my kitchen, Mark. 497 00:18:21,841 --> 00:18:24,276 Ah, the things they do to this poor man. 498 00:18:27,213 --> 00:18:29,381 These are some pretty prime seats, huh? 499 00:18:29,516 --> 00:18:32,018 Yeah, not bad. 500 00:18:32,118 --> 00:18:35,387 Excuse me. This table was reserved for myself and Trevor. 501 00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:38,024 Well, there's plenty of room. You're welcome to join us. 502 00:18:38,157 --> 00:18:40,793 You can sit next to me. 503 00:18:40,893 --> 00:18:42,729 No, thank you. I'm good. 504 00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:48,601 Basement buddies. 505 00:18:48,701 --> 00:18:50,737 Basement buddies. 506 00:18:54,807 --> 00:18:57,376 Ladies and gentleman, Chef Jay. 507 00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:01,948 Uh... 508 00:19:02,048 --> 00:19:04,216 Well, I hope you're enjoying your first course. 509 00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:06,052 Um, this menu was intended 510 00:19:06,152 --> 00:19:09,722 to be a modern take on the foods that I grew up eating, 511 00:19:09,822 --> 00:19:11,591 because, above all else, 512 00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:13,492 Mahesh is about family. 513 00:19:13,593 --> 00:19:15,995 You know, in a family, 514 00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:18,064 you can have your disagreements. 515 00:19:18,164 --> 00:19:21,167 And, to be honest, we had one today. 516 00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:24,771 But then we came together to make tonight happen, 517 00:19:24,871 --> 00:19:27,206 and I'm so grateful to share it with you all. 518 00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:32,712 Great speech. Who is this guy? 519 00:19:32,779 --> 00:19:34,246 Thank you, everyone. 520 00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:35,682 Enjoy your meals. 521 00:19:35,748 --> 00:19:37,684 You heard him. Thank you for coming. 522 00:19:40,953 --> 00:19:42,221 Oh. 523 00:19:42,321 --> 00:19:44,924 Sorry. 524 00:19:45,057 --> 00:19:47,059 - That was me. - Wow. 525 00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:49,328 There's really nothing Sam won't do for us. 526 00:19:49,428 --> 00:19:50,597 Back to my corner. 527 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:52,464 Retreat. 528 00:19:57,687 --> 00:19:59,289 Well, I'm glad you guys are feeling better. 529 00:19:59,389 --> 00:20:00,390 I know it was a rough 24 hours. 530 00:20:00,523 --> 00:20:01,724 Yeah, I looked up the symptoms, 531 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,460 and I know this is gonna sound weird, 532 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,294 but it kept coming up "cholera." 533 00:20:05,361 --> 00:20:07,296 Well, obviously, it wasn't an extremely rare 534 00:20:07,396 --> 00:20:09,165 and mostly eradicated infectious disease, 535 00:20:09,265 --> 00:20:10,633 'cause that would be crazy. 536 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,802 - How's Jay gonna get out of this one? - Anyway, 537 00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:14,771 we looked into it, had a guy run some labs. 538 00:20:14,871 --> 00:20:17,940 Science stuff. Turns out, it was the romaine lettuce 539 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,042 we ate at family meal. 540 00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:21,544 He's blaming lettuce? 541 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,280 Haven't America's honest lettuce pickers had enough? 542 00:20:24,346 --> 00:20:26,849 Oh, it was my idea. It came to me because I recently learned 543 00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:28,350 there's such a thing called "bacteria," 544 00:20:28,451 --> 00:20:30,019 which are like little men that live on the leaves 545 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:31,788 and punch your stomach from the inside. 546 00:20:31,888 --> 00:20:33,823 We're still following laws this fool made. 547 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,191 So we're all agreed? 548 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,193 It was the romaine and nothing else? 549 00:20:37,326 --> 00:20:38,895 Yes, Chef! 550 00:20:38,995 --> 00:20:41,831 Man, these people will believe anything. 551 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:48,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com -