1 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:14,590 Gloria, Gloria, 2 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:22,130 remember her flowered blouse, the ribbon bow, the night you had 3 00:00:22,130 --> 00:00:23,770 a year ago. 4 00:00:25,950 --> 00:00:28,790 Her eyes were sad. 5 00:00:32,970 --> 00:00:33,970 Gloria. 6 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:47,400 could see her place a pale perfume a paler face you stayed a while 7 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:52,340 she liked your smile 8 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:59,240 she told you then but 9 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:04,920 when you didn't call again she lost 10 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:09,600 what she had left of her pride 11 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:34,230 There's a chance perhaps you'll fall Here to dance What that you 12 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:38,090 say You try 13 00:03:12,430 --> 00:03:13,690 looking for somebody rich. 14 00:03:14,050 --> 00:03:17,550 Howard Hughes, where are you now that we need you? 15 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:19,850 He says he's in real estate. 16 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:21,610 That could mean anything. 17 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:25,650 Juniper berries, that's the answer to irregularities. 18 00:03:27,030 --> 00:03:30,310 I mean, it's not the same if it isn't for money, is it? 19 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:32,770 Come on, Madeline, I'm late. 20 00:03:33,010 --> 00:03:36,630 Fifteen minutes ain't paying yet. Got all the time in the world. Ten minutes, 21 00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:37,790 I'm calling late. 22 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:47,700 line was uneven again yay come on why is it always me 23 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:53,260 not good enough now come on bend the knee listen in ballet class that's known 24 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:58,200 a cheat who cares just till you get it up there i learned that a long time ago 25 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:37,810 This was new when Groucho Marx was a teenager. 26 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,770 I shouldn't have had those dried fish. 27 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:43,250 Hey, I have my audition for Sugar tomorrow. Hey, break a leg. 28 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:45,050 Check the time. I have a rehearsal tomorrow. 29 00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:46,290 Okay. 30 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:51,580 Mr. Jordan, welcome. 31 00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:55,800 Hi. It's party time, everybody. Drinks on the house. 32 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,460 We love you, Joey. 33 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:05,180 How you been? 34 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:09,500 Joey, similar. 35 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:11,060 Thanks. How you doing? 36 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,300 Joey, baby! 37 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:13,820 Hey. 38 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,300 Awesome. Welcome. 39 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:17,340 I sure love this guy. He's okay. 40 00:06:18,990 --> 00:06:20,230 Dolly, you look beautiful. 41 00:06:21,810 --> 00:06:23,090 You're in the first time. 42 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:55,410 Doctor! 43 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:28,390 Hi, darling. 44 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:29,410 Hi. 45 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:30,810 What time will I see you tonight? 46 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:34,710 But you got to. 47 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:37,270 Well, I mean, what's so different about tonight? 48 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:43,270 Well, I know you're only going for two days to Las Vegas, but, well, 49 00:08:43,429 --> 00:08:45,890 tonight's very special. 50 00:08:47,450 --> 00:08:53,150 Because, well, can I see you for an hour before your plane? 51 00:08:53,710 --> 00:08:56,470 Well, no. You know, I better call you from the airport. 52 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:59,280 No, that's the best You 53 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:16,020 didn't 54 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:21,320 tell her yet I couldn't it's her birthday then tell her tomorrow but tell 55 00:09:44,910 --> 00:09:45,910 Good night, Gloria. 56 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:50,590 The rehearsal's at the 2 o 'clock, huh? That's when I've got my audition. 57 00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:52,510 Change it. 58 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:06,750 Did Mr. 59 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:12,950 Jordan call you? 60 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:14,540 Not so far. 61 00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:50,570 And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have your double -duty model, which can be 62 00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:53,870 converted into a stole for your prom nights over your taffeta and more. 63 00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:56,070 How do you like it, baby? Oh, you remember. 64 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,110 For she's a darling. 65 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,670 That's way more than a fantastic. 66 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:07,250 Zimmy, I'm... Hold it down, everybody. I'm completely unprepared, Zimmy. You 67 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,250 shouldn't have done this. 68 00:11:08,810 --> 00:11:13,630 Unless, of course... Oh, Joey, you shouldn't have done that. Are you 69 00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:15,170 After going with me for eight years? 70 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,700 You deserve it. How about a drink to me? Oh, sure. 71 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,860 How about a song, Joey? 72 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:25,220 No, I don't want to take the place. Sing it, Joey. Sing it. 73 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,100 I will never be alone. 74 00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:34,200 You have set my sorrow free. 75 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,580 All the fears I've never shown. 76 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:44,640 Tears I've never let you see. 77 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:56,320 How weary I had grown Underneath my worn disguise 78 00:11:56,320 --> 00:12:01,440 Till you taught me not to hide 79 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:06,760 From the questions in your eyes 80 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:12,500 From the answers I can't give you 81 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:17,540 From the life I long to live 82 00:12:20,910 --> 00:12:25,970 From the empty nights I've known, you have spent because of me. 83 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:28,670 I will never be alone. 84 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:34,330 All my life, my love, my own. 85 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:42,010 You have set my sorrow... Yes? 86 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:43,310 Got a delivery. 87 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:49,210 What? Two bourbon dipping chips, diet drinks, peanuts. 88 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,480 How much? 89 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:56,100 We'll have a call to put on Mr. Jordan's bill. 90 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,360 Okay, just a minute. 91 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:00,960 Hey, hey. 92 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:02,920 Hey, 93 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,100 Lauren, what do you need? 94 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,680 Oh, a dollar for the delivery boy. 95 00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:08,340 Jimmy, give her five, will you? Oh, yeah. 96 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,500 Five. 97 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,560 Five. 98 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,279 Thank you. 99 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,940 The delivery boy's got to make out, too. 100 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,980 Well, thank you, Mr... Jordan, Joey Jordan. Oh, I know, Mr. Jordan. Yeah, 101 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,120 You see my act? No. 102 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:24,900 What do you think of this? 103 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:27,360 It's okay. It's not an endangered species. 104 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,460 I called it a girl. 105 00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:33,560 Makes no bread for this purpose. They're not in any danger. 106 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,200 They aren't? 107 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,240 So much for them. 108 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:39,580 Bye. 109 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:47,200 I just ordered some new booze. What are you talking about? Oh, you can get 110 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,460 something on the plane. Oh, Gloria, listen, I'll get rid of all these 111 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,880 Wait, wait, wait just a moment. 112 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,760 Hey, gang, how about seeing me off at the airport? What do you say? Fantastic, 113 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:59,700 Joey. I'm glad you're having a party. I'll see you at the airport. 114 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,000 I'll see you down there, kid. Let's go. Go on. 115 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,640 Go on. 116 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,480 What's the matter now? 117 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:14,790 I'm not going, Joey. 118 00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:17,490 What? I said I'm not going. 119 00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:22,590 Well, this fellow's not going to apologize for having friends, I'll tell 120 00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:24,690 that. Yeah, but a thousand friends in a million places. 121 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:27,730 I mean, if it's not Frisco, it's Miami or L .A. 122 00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:31,670 You have to go to Vegas for two stupid shows and a lounge. 123 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:35,010 Well, he's a buddy of mine, and he got sick, and I've got to help him out. 124 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,350 You met him once backstage at a benefit. 125 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,070 Why don't you do the same for me, kid? 126 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:40,990 It's not for him, Joey. 127 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:42,670 I mean, it's for the spotlight. 128 00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:46,690 The dentist turns the drilling lamp on, and you do five minutes. 129 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:48,890 Whatever alone, Joey. 130 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:54,270 Well, if you'd ever come away with me, we could be alone, you know? I can't. 131 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,270 know that. 132 00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:59,370 Sorry I ever heard of this cockamamie job of yours, I tell you. Well, it pays 133 00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:02,410 way, and it'll continue to pay my way until we're married. 134 00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:06,030 Listen, I'm not rushing you, Joey. 135 00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:10,230 I mean, I got so much to do at the club. You know Len Winters? He'd have a fit 136 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:11,410 if I ever walked out on him. 137 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,460 Baby, we've been going together for eight years. 138 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:14,900 That's a lot of time. 139 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,100 That's not so much, Joey. 140 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,360 When I get back, we'll get reacquainted, okay? 141 00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:28,140 Good night. 142 00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:30,620 Go to sleep, birthday girl. 143 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,840 I'll call you tomorrow. 144 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,440 Joey? What? 145 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,680 It's not eight years. 146 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,320 It's 13. 147 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,980 13 years we've been gone together. 148 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,620 It can't be that long. 149 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,840 Well, it is. 150 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,320 You deserve the coat. 151 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,420 For he's a jolly good fellow. 152 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:22,480 For he's a jolly good fellow. 153 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,520 For he's a jolly good fellow. 154 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,660 When's this plane taking off? I'm not going to wait around here any longer, 155 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:32,980 Zimmy. Here, Mr. Jordan. I'm sorry for the delay. Oh, hi there. Nobody's 156 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:33,959 complaining. 157 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,600 I sure wish we could get Gloria to go with us. I don't want her. 158 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,640 Let me see. Hold on to that, John. 159 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:41,860 Did you know we've been going together for 13 years? Yes, I did. 160 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,560 Why didn't you tell me? 161 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:48,680 Flight 711 for Las Vegas now ready for departure at boarding area. Let's go, 162 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,579 Joey. 163 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:50,760 I'm not going anywhere. 164 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,680 Joey, the plane's going to take off. Let it take off. 165 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,940 What do you mean, Joey? You can't do that. I'm not going, Maury. Joey, now be 166 00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,200 reasonable. Beat it. 167 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,980 Jimmy, do something. 168 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,839 No. Come on, boss, or we'll miss the plane. 169 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:09,280 I'm not going, Jimmy. I waited too long. 170 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:13,780 Joey? 171 00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:23,560 I don't need you to marry me. I know you don't, Joey. I'm on top. 172 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:27,900 Top's a narrow spot. Room for one. Sure. And I'll always be on top. I know that. 173 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,680 And you're going to be sorry you didn't marry me. 174 00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:32,420 All right, Joey. 175 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,240 Let's get married tomorrow. 176 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,140 Tomorrow? 177 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,420 Tomorrow. 178 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,060 Tomorrow I'm going to be in Las Vegas. 179 00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,580 And tomorrow I got a rehearsal. 180 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,880 So let's just postpone it again, huh? 181 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:25,870 The night you had a year ago Her eyes 182 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:31,550 were sad Gloria, 183 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:37,470 Gloria Remember her 184 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:43,830 You asked if you could see her face A pale perfume, a paler face 185 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:46,210 You stayed a while 186 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,110 What are you doing here? 187 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,410 Protecting the species. 188 00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:06,230 Do you always go around following women? 189 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,610 I hate buses. 190 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:14,630 So do I. 191 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,070 They're one of life's realities. 192 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,380 They're all so uncomfortable. 193 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:21,840 Most realities are. 194 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,420 You have to learn to live with them. 195 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,220 Yeah? How do you do that? 196 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,380 Fantasies? Fairy tales? 197 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:31,840 Dreams? 198 00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:33,180 I never dream. 199 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,120 Never? 200 00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:36,980 Never. 201 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,440 That's why I followed you. 202 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,720 You're one of my fantasies. 203 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,660 You don't even know me. 204 00:19:48,209 --> 00:19:50,050 I read about you in all the columns. 205 00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:53,430 New York's number one chorus girl freaked out over Vegas headliner. 206 00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:57,010 You two have been going together a long time. 207 00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:58,810 It's only eight years. 208 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,050 Eight years? 209 00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:01,610 How old are you? 210 00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:03,050 Twenty -three. How old are you? 211 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:07,370 Aren't you kind of mature to be a delivery boy? 212 00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:10,150 You mean I'm too old? 213 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,250 Maybe. It's only a temporary job. 214 00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:15,030 You can get stuck in a temporary job. 215 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,710 First thing you know, ten years have passed. 216 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,920 You're the world's number one successful delivery boy. 217 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,420 Kind of like being New York's number one chorus girl. 218 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:35,980 Could I see you tomorrow? 219 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,900 I don't even know you. 220 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,260 I don't know you, but I'm willing to take the risk. 221 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,280 You're conceited, you know that? 222 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:46,660 Uh -huh. 223 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,170 I mean, you're really arrogant. 224 00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:52,670 I want to put my teeth. 225 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,870 It's important that I see you tomorrow night. 226 00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:56,730 Why? 227 00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:58,650 Major DeSantis knows your name. 228 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:00,550 Earl Wilson spells your name right. 229 00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:01,770 You're big stuff. 230 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:03,850 And you've got big feet. 231 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:56,250 ladies. Time. 232 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,260 Give me the swing, girl. Hey, Maureen. 233 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:41,860 Maureen. 234 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,900 Dancing for day, huh? Yes, girl. Back line. 235 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:47,780 Do it. 236 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,740 Oh, Gloria, honey. 237 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:55,920 I want you to dance in the back line. Let Maureen take your place in front. 238 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,360 Wow. Good, Gloria. 239 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:03,540 I'm trying something different. Do you mind? 240 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,580 It's his idea, sweetie. 241 00:23:54,739 --> 00:23:56,960 Well, would you care to dock me, Captain Lady? 242 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,820 Oh, we're not speaking tonight, huh? 243 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,020 Drop it, Gay. I won't drop it. Will you cut it out? 244 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:07,760 You're always sticking up for her. I'm the one she's always picking on, 245 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,400 criticizing me. Who do you think stuck me in the back line in the first place? 246 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,240 You're in the front line now, girl. 247 00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:18,080 Well, it's too late. I just handed in my notice. 248 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,540 You got the job? 249 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:24,100 Yeah, I just got the road company of sugar. I start in two weeks. 250 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,480 Listen, 251 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:29,280 whose place did I get in the front line? 252 00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:33,540 You're kidding. 253 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,000 Hi. Do you want to pick up after the show? 254 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,840 No. I'll be downstairs at 1. 255 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,960 No. Does that mean you don't want to go out with me? 256 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,180 No. 257 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,340 Listen, this is no way to treat me. 258 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:51,300 I mean, not after 14 long years. You girls are all alike. 259 00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:56,960 Peppermint, you don't know anything. You don't try to learn anything for the 260 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:57,960 future. 261 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:03,920 Now, do this. I can do lots of things. I paint. You think the glamour life will 262 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,779 last forever. 263 00:25:04,780 --> 00:25:06,280 Well, nothing lasts forever. 264 00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:08,980 When the face goes, you go. 265 00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:17,920 Listen, Joy and I, we practically set the date. Well, don't quit until you're 266 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,920 sure. 267 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,080 Quitting, Mr. W? 268 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:22,700 You're not? 269 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,480 I'm sorry. 270 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:26,720 I misunderstood. 271 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,360 I'm not going to end up selling cigars. 272 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:46,640 Oh, how weary I am blown Underneath my worn 273 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,640 disguise 274 00:25:56,930 --> 00:26:00,230 Dick Donovan is still laid up, if you'll excuse the expression. 275 00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:02,990 I'll be back for a couple more nights. 276 00:26:05,930 --> 00:26:11,710 I will always be alone. 277 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,010 I will always be alone. 278 00:26:17,770 --> 00:26:18,770 Night. 279 00:26:35,310 --> 00:26:38,050 I would like to speak to Gloria Joyce, please. 280 00:26:38,270 --> 00:26:39,270 Who's she? 281 00:26:40,610 --> 00:26:43,170 Here, take 20 for a cab. 282 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:45,870 I'm staying, but I'll keep the 20. 283 00:26:46,410 --> 00:26:47,410 Who is she? 284 00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:49,490 You'll take what I give you. 285 00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:51,710 50 and no more. 286 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,110 Hey. 287 00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:55,190 Hiya. 288 00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:57,170 I miss you, you monster. 289 00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,750 I miss you too, Joey. 290 00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:03,670 What time are you, Pete? Well, Donovan is still sick, so... 291 00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:05,460 And I'm here with some friend. 292 00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:08,900 You know, Maury got stuck on the plane. Maury, say hello to Gloria. 293 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,200 Hello, Gloria. 294 00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:11,660 Wonderful. 295 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:12,740 Hi. 296 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,220 Joey, what time are you being... What? 297 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,400 Three more days. 298 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:23,720 Well... Something's happened. 299 00:27:24,380 --> 00:27:25,500 Something I didn't expect. 300 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,740 Maybe I did expect it. I don't know. 301 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:32,080 No, I can't tell you on the phone, Joey. 302 00:27:32,970 --> 00:27:34,190 No, because I can't. 303 00:27:34,670 --> 00:27:38,670 Look, just forget it, huh? I mean, there's nothing you can do about it 304 00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:44,170 I said there's nothing you can do about it. Well, you just... Never mind. 305 00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:49,890 She hung up on him. 306 00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:52,870 She didn't hang up on me. Are you kidding me? 307 00:27:53,870 --> 00:27:58,630 We were disconnected, right, Morty? Right, Joey. We love you. Right. Give 308 00:27:58,630 --> 00:28:00,270 another drink before he falls off the table. 309 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:06,529 I said no. 310 00:28:06,530 --> 00:28:10,410 You didn't say positive, but... Joey Jordan's not coming back tonight. 311 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:14,330 I read it in Errol Wilson's... I could have gone with him. 312 00:28:15,030 --> 00:28:19,330 But Vegas is party time, 24 hours a day. I just happen to hate parties. It's 313 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:20,069 funny, yeah. 314 00:28:20,070 --> 00:28:22,950 Great. You'll love where we're going tonight. Look, it said no. 315 00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:24,570 What do you mean, no? Look at it. 316 00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:31,410 No, that's probably... Don't make a big... Hey, listen, would you mind 317 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:32,650 explaining your friend, huh? 318 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:36,000 We all have to bring something so we can swap with each other. 319 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,660 Swap? Yeah, we'll go into a swap meeting. 320 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,160 Excuse me, Mr. Valentino. 321 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,920 You bring any old passé object, the cornier the better. Cam. 322 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,680 What? Cam. 323 00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:57,160 Whoever shows up with the most vintage stuff wins a prize. 324 00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:58,460 What's the prize? 325 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,840 A genuine, old -time Humphrey Bogart movie made way back in 1951. 326 00:29:05,090 --> 00:29:07,010 Way back in 1951. 327 00:29:21,490 --> 00:29:23,830 Better be good, David. Just going to wrap up the prize. 328 00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:27,010 Because here is the winner. 329 00:29:27,810 --> 00:29:31,150 Two people already brought Rudolphs. You blew the prize already, man. Not this 330 00:29:31,150 --> 00:29:32,069 one. This is vintage. 331 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:34,050 Vintage? I'm up to here in Rudolphs. 332 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:35,700 Who's this? 333 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,200 Gloria Joyce. 334 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,360 Gloria Joyce? 335 00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:41,220 Joey Jordan Gloria Joyce? 336 00:29:41,660 --> 00:29:43,300 Club karaoke Gloria Joyce? 337 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,100 The third girl from the left? 338 00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:49,340 Captain of the line. Well, how do you do, Miss Joyce? How are you? It's so 339 00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:51,880 You know when I was... Make yourself at home, Miss Joyce. 340 00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:56,140 David's the winner. There's not even any contest. David, can I talk to you? 341 00:29:56,340 --> 00:29:58,340 What's so great? Two others brought the chic. 342 00:29:59,020 --> 00:30:00,920 You're dumb. The chic is a cover -up. 343 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:06,020 A Corinne in spring -a -later pumps and a syndicate mink. Don't you get it? The 344 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:07,020 last of the species. 345 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,940 A real, live, living chorus girl. 346 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:10,340 But that's too much. 347 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,299 For that? 348 00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:43,520 A genuine Carmen Miranda, personally autographed, and you want to swap for 349 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,920 Okay, I'll throw in my mutiny on the bounty telephone. Keep it, David. 350 00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:48,560 Everybody's got one of those. 351 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,120 Oh, come on. I want the guitar. 352 00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:52,460 All right, I'll swap you the guitar. 353 00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:53,660 For what? 354 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:54,920 For her. 355 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,000 Oh, that's really low, man. 356 00:30:58,260 --> 00:30:59,440 Well, I'm a low -type character. 357 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,280 But don't forget, you brought her here. 358 00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:04,160 All right, keep your pride. 359 00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:05,660 Take the guitar. 360 00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:20,500 Have one more for the road. Oh, listen, I'm not as young as I look. 361 00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:25,360 I wonder what was eating around the phone. 362 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,340 Maybe she didn't like the coat. 363 00:31:29,260 --> 00:31:31,920 I think Glory's got a lot more in her mind than a coat. 364 00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:35,280 I suppose a thing like that don't work out. 365 00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:36,960 I mean, what are you going to do? 366 00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:39,520 I mean, you have kids, then you're really stuck. 367 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:43,360 You've been stuck for 13 years. You might as well get married. 368 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:45,860 Get her on the phone, will you? 369 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,400 She's probably asleep. 370 00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:54,200 How old was she on her birthday? 371 00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:57,020 I don't remember. 372 00:31:58,620 --> 00:31:59,820 Simi, how old was she? 373 00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:02,780 She was 23 when you met her. 374 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,480 There's no answer. 375 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,840 Six in the morning there, right? 376 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,660 Yeah, well, she probably put the phone under her pillow. 377 00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:21,330 Zimmy, uh... Yeah? 378 00:32:24,450 --> 00:32:26,850 You know, she's always been the only one. 379 00:32:28,270 --> 00:32:29,270 Oh, I know that. 380 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,030 Well, good night, boss. 381 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:42,630 Zimmy? Yeah? 382 00:32:42,970 --> 00:32:43,970 Sit down. 383 00:32:44,270 --> 00:32:45,270 Oh, yeah. 384 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:46,330 I know what you want. 385 00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:47,690 Oh, yeah? What do I want? 386 00:32:48,209 --> 00:32:50,350 Um, that I should take Maury for a walk? 387 00:32:51,530 --> 00:32:54,710 Right? No, I don't want you to take Maury for a walk. 388 00:32:55,510 --> 00:32:56,510 Then what? 389 00:32:58,030 --> 00:32:59,030 Oh, no. 390 00:32:59,590 --> 00:33:00,590 Oh, yeah. 391 00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:04,490 I'm willing to earn my 10%, but you're the king of the benefits. 392 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,660 Thank you. 393 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:26,460 Thank you. 394 00:33:56,110 --> 00:33:57,410 Garbage is so depressing. 395 00:33:58,250 --> 00:33:59,350 Garbage is great. 396 00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:02,610 There you go again. 397 00:34:03,830 --> 00:34:05,590 You got the weirdest reactions. 398 00:34:06,030 --> 00:34:07,370 I'm not trying to be weird. 399 00:34:07,650 --> 00:34:08,650 No? 400 00:34:09,010 --> 00:34:13,210 Just that people judge things by what they are, not by what they mean. 401 00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:16,989 You can identify a person by his garbage. 402 00:34:19,370 --> 00:34:20,370 Take this. 403 00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:23,510 No? Take this. 404 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:31,659 Okay. This is a man. 405 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:34,139 Of taste, but limited income. 406 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,840 An intellectual. 407 00:34:36,739 --> 00:34:38,380 Athletic, but very absent -minded. 408 00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:40,580 Go on. 409 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,480 An excellent, but inexpensive selection. 410 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,920 Little known in this country, but prized as a table of wine in France. 411 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,679 Mmm, has a nice nose. 412 00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:51,940 Good year, too. 413 00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:56,420 New York Times crossword puzzle. All filled in. 414 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,660 Even the foreign words. 415 00:34:59,790 --> 00:35:01,730 Listen, where did it say he's athletic, hmm? 416 00:35:03,150 --> 00:35:04,850 I give you a sneaker. 417 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,950 Worn from very serious use. 418 00:35:09,090 --> 00:35:11,170 Why, I can't mind it. There's only one. 419 00:35:12,430 --> 00:35:18,330 Means he's either misplaced the other or mistakenly thrown it away or... Or 420 00:35:18,330 --> 00:35:20,090 maybe he only has one leg. 421 00:35:21,150 --> 00:35:23,490 Excellent. Good work. You're learning. 422 00:35:24,150 --> 00:35:27,070 I don't understand you, David. 423 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,300 You wanted that prize so much. 424 00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:31,820 Why didn't you? 425 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,920 I changed my mind. 426 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:34,140 I'm erratic, okay? 427 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,160 Yeah, but... But you won. 428 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,340 I mean, you won a genuine Humphrey Bogart. I got the guitar. 429 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:41,860 Yeah. 430 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,840 I came in second in this New Jersey contest. 431 00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:47,960 I got a trip to Fort Lauderdale. 432 00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:49,520 It's the only thing I ever won. 433 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:56,320 Do you think... Do you think there's something lacking in your character when 434 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,320 you never win anything? 435 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,430 I went out with this man once. 436 00:36:02,050 --> 00:36:03,310 There was nothing special. 437 00:36:03,610 --> 00:36:05,810 He was a dentist from Minneapolis. 438 00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:11,210 Nothing happened between us. I mean, Joey was away in Miami Beach. 439 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:19,510 Well, he said... He said that he 440 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:23,590 could tell everything about a person just by looking at their fingers. 441 00:36:24,330 --> 00:36:28,030 There's something about you that misses, he said. 442 00:36:29,870 --> 00:36:32,710 I don't know what it is, but you missed. 443 00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:36,530 It was tearing at my right thumb. 444 00:36:38,790 --> 00:36:42,670 I still think about that even to this day. 445 00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:48,430 How could attendance from Minneapolis say that I missed? 446 00:36:49,870 --> 00:36:56,270 You emptied, burnt our birthday candle, and the price tag joy left on my coat. 447 00:36:57,150 --> 00:36:58,830 Can't tell much from my garbage, huh? 448 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:03,130 Just that the dance is over. 449 00:37:24,850 --> 00:37:26,670 Can I come up? 450 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,360 Please. 451 00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,320 I called you earlier. 452 00:37:59,340 --> 00:38:00,340 Where were you? 453 00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:02,680 What? I said there's a 9 o 'clock flight. 454 00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:04,580 I'm coming out, Joey. 455 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,200 Well, what about your job? 456 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,280 Oh, look, I don't care about my job anymore. 457 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:12,160 I mean, all those years that I gave to that crummy place, and now they just 458 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,860 treat me like pizza Kleenex. 459 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:17,420 Joey? 460 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,700 Don't you want me to come out? 461 00:38:21,220 --> 00:38:25,560 Well, sure I do, baby, but I'm only going to be here for two, three more 462 00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:27,200 Now, don't crowd me. 463 00:38:27,610 --> 00:38:29,250 You'll come when I tell you to come and not before. 464 00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:36,330 Well, look, just try to get some sleep, okay? And be near a phone when I call. 465 00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:38,210 Yeah. Yeah. 466 00:39:42,570 --> 00:39:49,270 But when he didn't call again She lost 467 00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:54,650 what she had left of her pride 468 00:39:54,650 --> 00:39:59,010 She cried 469 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,160 Do you have to go? 470 00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:20,660 I got a job. 471 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,620 Let's hope that you deliver better there. 472 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:31,220 Look, I'm sorry. 473 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:37,220 I didn't mean it like... I mean, it's not you, it's me. 474 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,600 I mean, that dentist in Minneapolis was right. 475 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,500 Then say funny things when they want a girl to. 476 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,920 You know. 477 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,520 I don't know. 478 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,080 Outside of Joey. 479 00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:58,460 It's only been you. 480 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:01,260 Why pick me of all people? 481 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,460 I don't know. 482 00:41:03,820 --> 00:41:05,000 Why did you pick me? 483 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,880 Closing in on me. 484 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,100 Do you ever feel like that? 485 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,080 Every day. 486 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,560 What? 487 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,360 Never used to be like that. 488 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,200 You're ridiculous. 489 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,520 Baby. 490 00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:17,640 I don't think you're cut out to be a delivery boy. 491 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,040 What am I cut out for? 492 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,520 Well, if you'd have finished school, you'd have a better chance. 493 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,560 I mean, my folks made me finish high school, and I never regretted it. 494 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,760 Why didn't you finish high school? 495 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,680 I did. I didn't finish college. 496 00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:36,940 I got the award. I got a fellowship any time I want to go back. 497 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,940 Then why don't you go? 498 00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:41,620 I already know everything. 499 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,940 What do you know, huh? 500 00:42:47,530 --> 00:42:48,530 I know I like you. 501 00:42:49,890 --> 00:42:50,890 Not enough? 502 00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:54,530 Angel Falls is the highest waterfall in the whole world. 503 00:42:54,830 --> 00:42:56,850 Kipling won the Nobel Prize in 1907. 504 00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:59,990 William Driver was the first to call the flag Old Glory. 505 00:43:00,650 --> 00:43:01,650 Oh. 506 00:43:02,950 --> 00:43:03,950 Old Glory. 507 00:43:09,570 --> 00:43:10,570 David. 508 00:43:12,650 --> 00:43:15,270 Why is it that some old things are called camp? 509 00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:18,440 And other old things are called antique. 510 00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:21,260 Time. 511 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,960 You dig up something in ten years, it's funny. 512 00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:28,520 You resurrect the same old piece of junk in a hundred, it's revered. 513 00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:30,460 Time. 514 00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:34,960 That's... Ernest Evans. 515 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,540 That's Chevy Checker's real name. 516 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:44,600 Ellen Bogan's wife. 517 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:50,240 Gloria, Joyce, Alan Bogan. 518 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:52,840 How do you do? 519 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:56,720 How do you do? 520 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:06,660 When I left New Jersey, I promised 521 00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:09,280 myself I wouldn't change anything, except my last name, of course. 522 00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:12,080 I just never felt like an Alan Bogan. 523 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,360 Did you keep your promise? 524 00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:20,060 Sure. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't... I 525 00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:23,300 guess school doesn't really matter that much, huh? 526 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,800 I mean, after all, you grew up to be a very nice boy. 527 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,360 Because I have a few facts in my head. 528 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,380 Well, you took me to a swap meet. 529 00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:37,120 You made me look into a garbage pail. 530 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,400 Went home with me. 531 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,440 And you didn't leave when... 532 00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:49,940 Miss. That for the dentist. 533 00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:55,180 And that for the dentist. 534 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,080 And that. 535 00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,160 And that. And that. 536 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,460 You saw something in me. 537 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,220 I mean, a boy with tops in his class. 538 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:14,100 That must prove that I'm not... I'm not... I don't know what I'm not. 539 00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:18,130 I know. 540 00:45:18,930 --> 00:45:19,930 Are you Tom? 541 00:45:20,830 --> 00:45:21,830 Yeah, I do. 542 00:45:23,710 --> 00:45:24,710 What am I? 543 00:45:27,570 --> 00:45:28,570 Anything. 544 00:45:39,510 --> 00:45:40,510 Where are we going? 545 00:45:41,090 --> 00:45:42,090 Zimmy, where are we going? 546 00:45:42,530 --> 00:45:45,230 Dick Donovan's on his feet again. We're going back a night earlier. 547 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:47,920 Can I come with you? 548 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,500 Simi, give her a bill for the cab, will you? Yeah. 549 00:45:54,260 --> 00:45:55,540 Joey, I'm in love with you. 550 00:45:57,820 --> 00:45:59,560 Well, let me give her two bills for the cab. 551 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:07,640 I suppose he's going back to what's -her -name. Yeah, well, I suppose he is. 552 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,540 I suppose it's the last time you're going to call her what's -her -name. 553 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:13,360 Starting tomorrow, she's going to be Mrs. Joey Jordan. 554 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,340 Melanie, goodbye. 555 00:46:16,750 --> 00:46:17,750 I'll get more. 556 00:46:18,330 --> 00:46:21,050 Um... Yeah. 557 00:46:22,130 --> 00:46:23,970 Is that, uh, one? 558 00:46:25,910 --> 00:46:26,910 And one. 559 00:46:34,490 --> 00:46:37,850 Uh, Melanie, uh, don't forget Maury. 560 00:46:48,810 --> 00:46:49,729 Why innocent, David? 561 00:46:49,730 --> 00:46:52,070 I mean, just because I don't smoke marijuana. 562 00:46:52,770 --> 00:46:55,830 Because you believe in the brash exterior. 563 00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:59,750 A shell of a man. An egomaniac. Can you make coffee? 564 00:47:00,090 --> 00:47:02,710 No, and I can't even boil water. It's in there. 565 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:04,030 Then wash the eggs. 566 00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:07,770 Watch the eggs. Listen, underneath that brash exterior... Watch the eggs. 567 00:47:08,110 --> 00:47:10,430 ...happens to be a very considerate person. 568 00:47:10,630 --> 00:47:14,050 I mean, one who never fails to shower. Do you sell cologne? 569 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:15,850 Wash his hands. 570 00:47:16,370 --> 00:47:17,390 Doesn't that bug you? 571 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,460 Oh, of course it doesn't fuck me. 572 00:47:19,820 --> 00:47:20,880 Why should it? 573 00:47:21,340 --> 00:47:24,960 I mean, I appreciate his consideration, his discretion. 574 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,120 You know something? 575 00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:30,840 He must wash his hands like 30 times in a day. 576 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,360 Why don't you leave him? 577 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,900 Why don't you go back to school, Ellie? 578 00:47:37,340 --> 00:47:38,340 Hmm? 579 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,960 Toss the salad. 580 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,220 15 times, no more, no less. Okay. 581 00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:58,000 David, you know, anybody would just beg to have a scholarship like yours. 582 00:47:59,220 --> 00:48:00,620 A bit underdone. 583 00:48:01,580 --> 00:48:02,860 It's a ticket to happiness. 584 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:08,820 I mean, you know, you could be a teacher. 585 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,700 You could be a scientist. 586 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:14,820 You could even be an expert. 587 00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:17,560 What's the worst thing you'd do if you left him? 588 00:48:17,820 --> 00:48:18,840 Would he try to kill himself? 589 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,820 It takes a lot for a person to do that. 590 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:30,240 succeed he'd only make the gesture dramatic way of saying help joy 591 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:36,480 jordan doesn't need help from anybody oh hot garlic bread 592 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:43,280 yeah i think i get a job as a chef oh 593 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:50,280 david don't you want to do something like really important before you die i 594 00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,160 want to stay in the kitchen with you 595 00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:55,710 I mean for yourself. 596 00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:57,888 For myself? 597 00:48:57,890 --> 00:48:58,890 No. 598 00:49:00,090 --> 00:49:01,090 I do it for you, though. 599 00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:03,730 A bit more seasonal. 600 00:49:04,590 --> 00:49:06,990 You mean you do it for me? What do you mean, what do I mean? 601 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:08,770 I mean I do it for you. 602 00:49:09,610 --> 00:49:10,610 Oh, David. 603 00:49:11,230 --> 00:49:16,850 I mean, if I could be responsible for having you do something in your life, I 604 00:49:16,850 --> 00:49:22,750 mean, well, I wouldn't feel so much as though my life was... I'd be so proud. 605 00:49:23,399 --> 00:49:25,640 You know, you're not going to be any help to me when we go back. 606 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:35,480 I can't leave you here. You'd starve to death. 607 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,840 That's impossible. I'm not coming in. 608 00:49:50,350 --> 00:49:53,010 Well, she'd knock off before she wouldn't finish her show. Under the 609 00:49:53,010 --> 00:49:57,470 circumstances, it's understandable, gum. What circumstances? We had to put her 610 00:49:57,470 --> 00:49:58,328 in the back line. 611 00:49:58,330 --> 00:49:59,330 Well, why did you do that? 612 00:49:59,470 --> 00:50:01,310 Because she's been here longer than any other girl. 613 00:50:01,630 --> 00:50:05,890 I could get you knocked off. Now, don't make like George Rapp with me, Joey. 614 00:50:05,910 --> 00:50:08,810 Joey, it's not Len's fault that she's not in. 615 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:11,950 I mean, I saw her leave last night. 616 00:50:12,190 --> 00:50:13,270 Happy as a clam. 617 00:50:14,570 --> 00:50:15,890 She was with another guy. 618 00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:28,880 But we got two tickets to happiness. 619 00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:31,140 And they're stamped and they're dated. 620 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,120 What time, David? 621 00:50:33,820 --> 00:50:35,340 What's that for the 10 o 'clock train? 622 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:37,860 Oh, you hear that? The 10 o 'clock train. 623 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,700 You think maybe I could take some courses? 624 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,500 Huh? Like what? 625 00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:51,240 I don't know. Like, uh, painting. 626 00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:53,380 Hmm? 627 00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:55,660 I painted that picture up there on the wall. 628 00:50:56,580 --> 00:50:58,140 You painted that? Mm -hmm. 629 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,680 Do you know what it means? 630 00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:03,740 Uh -uh. 631 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,900 Neither do I. 632 00:51:44,220 --> 00:51:45,980 She wouldn't do that to you, boss. 633 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:47,840 No, no, Dad. 634 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:52,020 I just want to know why she didn't go to work. 635 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,980 Yeah, but she just barged in. 636 00:51:56,740 --> 00:51:58,420 Since when can't I barge in? 637 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,900 Well, she might be sleeping. She might have a cold. You know, 638 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,800 there's one thing you don't understand about Gloria. I do. I understand. 639 00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:09,840 Gloria's a nice girl. 640 00:52:12,540 --> 00:52:14,100 The last of the nice girls. 641 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:23,920 Gloria? 642 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,440 It's me, baby. 643 00:52:38,190 --> 00:52:40,830 Gosh, I didn't expect you. I may not until tomorrow night. 644 00:52:41,210 --> 00:52:42,210 Why the lot? 645 00:52:42,330 --> 00:52:44,570 Well, I get nervous when you're out of town. 646 00:52:45,290 --> 00:52:49,090 Well, I couldn't wait, so we canceled a night earlier. Oh, good. 647 00:52:49,390 --> 00:52:51,890 Yeah. How about a drink? Well, sure. I'll get it. 648 00:52:54,670 --> 00:52:55,670 How'd the show go? 649 00:52:56,150 --> 00:52:58,090 Well, it went okay. Yeah, it went fine. 650 00:52:58,510 --> 00:53:00,910 Long flight. Thanks. 651 00:53:01,490 --> 00:53:02,348 You're shaking. 652 00:53:02,350 --> 00:53:03,249 Is that a virus? 653 00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:06,370 I'm not shaking. Is that why you didn't go to work? Look, I was going to tell 654 00:53:06,370 --> 00:53:07,370 you about that tomorrow night. 655 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:13,400 Well, I came straight from the plane. You don't mind if I wash my hands, do 656 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,840 Well, can't you use the kitchen sink? 657 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,360 Well, I gotta use the boys room. 658 00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:17,660 Well, it's broken. 659 00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:19,320 Well, I won't flush. 660 00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:20,620 How's that? 661 00:53:21,340 --> 00:53:22,340 Okay. 662 00:53:28,060 --> 00:53:29,060 What's all this? 663 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,980 Pots and pans. You can't boil water. 664 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:33,360 Well, I'm learning. 665 00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:34,420 So am I. 666 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,960 Here, Joey. Here. 667 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,780 No, thanks. I don't wash in other people's leftovers. 668 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,320 Joey. 669 00:53:46,860 --> 00:53:47,860 I'm leaving you. 670 00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:49,140 For him? 671 00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:51,660 That creep you got in the bedroom? 672 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,320 Probably somebody very large to follow the boy star. 673 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,080 Let's see, who is it? Henry Kissinger? 674 00:53:58,960 --> 00:53:59,960 Fidel Castro? 675 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,240 Joey. Shut up. 676 00:54:12,970 --> 00:54:13,970 Let's get out of here. 677 00:54:18,530 --> 00:54:21,990 Boy, it really have to be somebody to big to go with a girl like you. 678 00:54:22,490 --> 00:54:24,110 Girl has got to have a separate apartment. 679 00:54:24,530 --> 00:54:25,530 Pay her own way. 680 00:54:26,090 --> 00:54:27,090 Travel alone, huh? 681 00:54:27,310 --> 00:54:29,130 Girl that's good, a girl that's pure. 682 00:54:30,510 --> 00:54:32,390 Who do you think drove me to that, Joey? 683 00:54:32,990 --> 00:54:37,090 For 13 years, I had all of the troubles of being married. 684 00:54:37,450 --> 00:54:39,110 But I didn't have any of the privileges. 685 00:54:39,630 --> 00:54:42,370 Don't you think that I would have liked to have a home? 686 00:54:42,670 --> 00:54:43,990 That I wanted to have a baby? 687 00:54:44,370 --> 00:54:47,190 Well, you've got a baby. All you've got to do is take him for a walk in his 688 00:54:47,190 --> 00:54:49,230 carriage. Have you ever been to a swap meet, Joey? 689 00:54:49,510 --> 00:54:53,030 So all his friends can say, my, what a young mommy you've got. Did you know 690 00:54:53,030 --> 00:54:54,470 I painted that picture that's in the bedroom? 691 00:54:54,690 --> 00:54:55,690 Did you know that? 692 00:54:56,150 --> 00:55:00,050 Did you ever really look at it? My reaction is, is what an old wife. 693 00:55:01,010 --> 00:55:03,310 Did you ever look at it? Did you? 694 00:56:08,310 --> 00:56:09,310 David? Hello. 695 00:56:28,730 --> 00:56:30,650 It's not just you, babe. We all got it. 696 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:33,320 Next month, the place goes topless. I'm sorry. 697 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,640 What are you going to do, Mr. Talia? 698 00:56:41,220 --> 00:56:44,460 Like they say in those Dan Daly movies, it's the end of an era. 699 00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:46,260 Peppermint? 700 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:52,240 Sorry. 701 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,120 Can I help you? 702 00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:59,520 Yeah. Tell Mr. Joyce I'm back. 703 00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:01,160 Uh, Miss Joyce isn't in. 704 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:02,680 Uh, your name, David? 705 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,240 And she, uh, left you this. 706 00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,000 Oh, and this, uh, letter. 707 00:57:30,890 --> 00:57:32,390 Remember the vintage Bogart movie? 708 00:57:33,870 --> 00:57:37,170 The one you said was made way back in 1951? 709 00:57:39,030 --> 00:57:43,450 Well, that was the year I went into high school. 710 00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:12,860 Tonight is Every Night, featuring the most gorgeous girls in New York City. 711 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:16,060 Wait till you see the one in the middle. Ladies and gentlemen of the audience, 712 00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:18,900 this evening we are privileged to have Mr. Talent himself. 713 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,280 And if we're lucky, perhaps we can persuade him to take a bow. 714 00:58:23,220 --> 00:58:25,780 On a show business as great, Joey Jordan. 715 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:28,800 What a night. 716 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:29,840 I want to keep it. 717 00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:31,640 Indeed, okay? Nice and bright. 718 00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:37,600 I will never be alone. 719 00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:43,540 The fears I've never shown. 720 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,120 The... Oh, how weary I have grown. 721 00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:55,580 Underneath the... Well, if it'll listen, barefoot boy with cheek. 722 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,980 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 723 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:04,000 Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a new TV show called Doing Joey In. 724 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,540 And I'd like you to meet members of the cast. 725 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,720 Alec, electrician, put a light on this front table here. 726 00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:11,158 Thank you. 727 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,560 This is the doer, right? 728 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:15,160 I'm the doee. 729 00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:23,700 And I'd like you to meet another member of the club. 730 00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:26,260 Come here. 731 00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:30,420 This is my ex, which comes before Y. 732 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,460 Every time I look at her, I ask that very question. 733 00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:35,100 Why, huh? 734 00:59:36,180 --> 00:59:37,180 The rival. 735 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,580 The all -American delivery boy. 736 00:59:41,790 --> 00:59:45,330 Which doesn't mean there wasn't some other door -to -door salesman ringing at 737 00:59:45,330 --> 00:59:46,049 her bell. 738 00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:48,970 So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. 739 00:59:49,710 --> 00:59:53,510 The Dewey, the Dewar, and the Duet. 740 01:00:37,710 --> 01:00:38,710 There weren't any others. 741 01:00:38,810 --> 01:00:39,810 Honest. 742 01:00:40,190 --> 01:00:41,190 It's not true. 743 01:00:41,370 --> 01:00:42,370 I know that. 744 01:00:42,510 --> 01:00:43,510 But it is true. 745 01:00:43,910 --> 01:00:46,270 There were others. There were lots of others. 746 01:00:46,870 --> 01:00:49,370 But... I lie. 747 01:00:50,510 --> 01:00:51,510 So do I. 748 01:00:54,130 --> 01:00:56,430 Why do you want me to go back to school with you, David? 749 01:00:57,350 --> 01:00:59,170 Was it the same reason as the swap meet? 750 01:01:02,610 --> 01:01:04,070 How did you get that guitar? 751 01:01:05,890 --> 01:01:06,890 Not what you think. 752 01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:09,900 You wanted your phone number. I didn't give it to you. 753 01:01:13,220 --> 01:01:14,420 I fought for it with pride. 754 01:01:19,380 --> 01:01:22,640 When I found out what was on his mind, I didn't know what to do. 755 01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:28,180 But you... You could have taken me out of there, David. 756 01:01:29,300 --> 01:01:32,280 You could have said... Fine. 757 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:34,460 Thank you very much. 758 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,620 But you didn't do that. 759 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:41,720 It kept me there. 760 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,260 Knowing how they were all seeing me. 761 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,360 How could you do that, David? 762 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:50,520 How could you do that? 763 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:51,800 I don't know. 764 01:01:55,660 --> 01:01:56,660 I get it. 765 01:01:58,860 --> 01:02:02,140 Part of me... I 766 01:02:02,140 --> 01:02:09,020 can't go back with you, 767 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,100 David. 768 01:02:12,780 --> 01:02:14,040 But you said... It was a fantasy. 769 01:02:15,660 --> 01:02:17,220 I was playing your game. 770 01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:29,680 Then I won't go back without you. 771 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,800 I'll stay here and I'll be the best delivery boy in the world. 772 01:02:36,140 --> 01:02:38,460 Or the worst delivery boy without you. 773 01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:06,800 Blouse a ribbon bow the night you had a year ago 774 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,400 Gloria! 775 01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:40,980 Gloria, let me in! 776 01:05:42,060 --> 01:05:43,380 Gloria! Gloria! 777 01:05:45,260 --> 01:05:46,260 Gloria! 778 01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:47,900 Gloria! Let me in! 779 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:49,360 Gloria! 780 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,480 No! 781 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:53,520 Let me in! 782 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,020 Gloria, let me in! 783 01:05:56,180 --> 01:05:58,300 Gloria! Let me in! 784 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:01,600 Gloria! 785 01:06:01,860 --> 01:06:02,860 Gloria! 786 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,920 What kind of sleeping pill do you take? I've been banging on both doors. 787 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:09,860 I was having a dream. 788 01:06:11,220 --> 01:06:14,680 I was having a dream for the first time in my life. 789 01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:19,960 Listen, Joey's... It's just like a boiler room in here. 790 01:06:20,260 --> 01:06:21,260 Open a window. 791 01:06:26,340 --> 01:06:29,200 What is this doing on the floor? 792 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,640 I was trying to get suicide. 793 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:41,750 Electric stove? 794 01:06:46,290 --> 01:06:47,990 We came back from Vegas to marry you. 795 01:06:49,450 --> 01:06:52,850 I heard that before, Zimmy. And you'll hear it again, and one of these days 796 01:06:52,850 --> 01:06:53,850 he'll realize he means it. 797 01:06:55,290 --> 01:06:56,590 You think I don't know what he does? 798 01:06:57,270 --> 01:06:58,990 All those girls when he's out of town. 799 01:06:59,970 --> 01:07:01,410 You think that doesn't kill me? 800 01:07:02,170 --> 01:07:03,510 And you don't when he's out of town? 801 01:07:04,970 --> 01:07:05,970 No, I don't. 802 01:07:07,330 --> 01:07:08,490 I'm sorry, Gloria. I'm sorry. 803 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,660 But Joey is my boss and I can't get him out of that club. You can just let him 804 01:07:13,660 --> 01:07:14,660 rock. 805 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:18,200 Listen. 806 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,820 He would kill me for telling you this. 807 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:27,240 But when we left here, he... He broke down and cried. 808 01:07:30,740 --> 01:07:34,900 Well, if Joey Jordan cried, it was for himself. 809 01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:40,360 Who else do you cry for? Who did anybody cry for? 810 01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:45,300 Five minutes. 811 01:07:46,340 --> 01:07:47,340 Hey. 812 01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:51,480 You're not going to try anything funny again? 813 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:52,840 No. 814 01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:54,940 Where are you going? 815 01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:57,020 I don't know. 816 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:16,160 I'd say that's a beginning. 817 01:08:54,030 --> 01:08:56,790 You think if I get the number right, Timmy, I'll get me a nettle? 818 01:08:57,790 --> 01:09:00,510 Please, Joey, if you don't come, I'm going to have to go without you. Well, 819 01:09:00,510 --> 01:09:02,149 go. Who needs you? Beat it. 820 01:09:03,050 --> 01:09:04,050 116. 821 01:09:08,510 --> 01:09:09,510 What's she doing here? 822 01:09:12,270 --> 01:09:13,270 Come on, Joey. 823 01:09:14,210 --> 01:09:15,210 Let's get you out of here. 824 01:09:17,090 --> 01:09:21,890 What does it say to me that she takes me home, huh? 825 01:09:22,810 --> 01:09:23,810 Who's that? 826 01:09:24,970 --> 01:09:26,510 That's Elmer. Don't you remember him? 827 01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:27,709 Elmer, no. 828 01:09:27,710 --> 01:09:31,529 You gave him to me a long, long, long time ago. 829 01:09:34,510 --> 01:09:35,649 Elmer, why'd she do it? 830 01:09:37,050 --> 01:09:38,290 I was sure good to her. 831 01:09:38,930 --> 01:09:43,149 Gave her things, treated her nice. Joey. All my friends knew she was my girl. 832 01:09:44,729 --> 01:09:46,910 Things were closing in on me. 833 01:09:48,050 --> 01:09:50,910 Don't you ever feel that way, Joey? Never, never. 834 01:09:51,410 --> 01:09:53,149 Your hands are dirty. So are yours. 835 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:56,120 Doesn't make any difference with me. I'm bad. 836 01:09:56,780 --> 01:09:57,780 But you. 837 01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:00,440 With you it made a difference. 838 01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:03,320 You were always such a nice girl. 839 01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:08,720 Then why did you tell all those lies to that boy? 840 01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:10,240 They were the truth. 841 01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:12,760 Is a nice girl, Joey. She is a nice girl. 842 01:10:13,260 --> 01:10:17,280 Just because of some kid 23 years old. What about all the others? 843 01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:19,180 People get lonely. 844 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,640 The dentist in Minneapolis. 845 01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:22,060 It doesn't matter. 846 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,880 It's... What's on the inside that counts? And I tell you, on the inside, 847 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,200 girl hasn't changed one iota. 848 01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:29,500 She loves you. 849 01:10:30,380 --> 01:10:31,380 You love her. 850 01:10:35,220 --> 01:10:36,520 He only loves himself. 851 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,420 Why don't you wear this at the wedding? 852 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,020 Zimmy, my friend, we're getting married. 853 01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:18,300 When, Joey? Tomorrow? 854 01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:20,080 Tomorrow? 855 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,280 I don't know. 856 01:11:21,820 --> 01:11:23,160 Yeah, well, why not? 857 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,760 Why not? 858 01:11:25,020 --> 01:11:26,020 Right. 859 01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:27,200 Maybe tomorrow. 860 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:28,720 Terrific, Joey. 861 01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:30,100 Congratulations. 862 01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:35,120 You know, if you had half a brain, you'd get out. You know that, don't you, kid? 863 01:11:58,890 --> 01:12:02,810 She asked if you could see her place, a pale perfume, a paler face. 864 01:12:03,210 --> 01:12:05,170 You stayed a while. 865 01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:09,730 She liked your smile. 866 01:12:11,850 --> 01:12:18,490 She told you then, but when you didn't 867 01:12:18,490 --> 01:12:23,390 call again, she lost 868 01:12:23,390 --> 01:12:28,230 what she had left of her pride. 869 01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:33,200 He cried.