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Previously on "Wrecked"...
The pirates...
are gonna kill us!

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Where's my freaking bra?!
Where is it?!

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Oh!
My friends and I
are going home.

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[ Boat horn honks ]

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I found some money.

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Pack: Look at us!
We're slapping the shit

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out of each other,
and for what?!

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-No!
-No!

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Luther? The Barracuda
said you were dead.

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You got to fight
for what's yours, buddy.

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Owen wrote the journal.

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Florence: This journal
doesn't make any sense.

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What the hell
is "ROFLcopter"?

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I blew up the ship.
You want to know why I did it?

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For Florence!

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Danny and Owen
got the jump on me.
Ohh!

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Said something about trying
to get off the ship

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before it sank.
Abandon ship!

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[ All scream ]

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[ The Association's "Cherish"
plays ]

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* Bum, bum

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* Bum, bum

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* Cherish is the word I use
to descri-i-i-i-be *

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* All the feeling that I have

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* Hiding here for you
insi-i-i-i-i-de *

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* You don't know
how many times *

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* I've wished
that I had told you *

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* You don't know
how many times *

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* I've wished
that I could hold you *

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* You don't know
how many times *

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* I've wished
that I could mold you *

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* Into someone
who could cherish me *

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* As much
as I cherish you-u-u-u *

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* And I do-o-o-o-o-o

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* Cherish you-u-u-u-u

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* And I do-o-o-o-o-o

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* Cherish

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[ Danny grunting ]

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Come on!

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[ Grunts ]

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What could you have
possibly said to Corey

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that would make him blow up
the ship?

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Look, we could spend
the whole day

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pointing fingers,
passing the buck,
blowing the whistle...

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What did you say?!
Fine. Okay.

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I...told him

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that his suit looked good.
That's not it.

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I said that I like weddings,

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which I do.
Who cares?

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I told him that you were
stealing Florence,

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and he should do everything
in his power to stop you.

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I said I love shrimp.

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Why would you say that?!

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I -- The man is obviously
out of his mind!

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I didn't know it
that at the time!

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I thought he was just kooky!

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You know what?
The Dream Team -- it's over.

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You don't mean that.
Yeah.

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In fact,
I'm starting to think

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there never even really was
a Dream Team.

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Owen, I know you're mad, but you
are talking crazy right now!

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If we don't pull it together
Dream Team-style,

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we're gonna die!

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Then what the hell
do you suggest that we do?!

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You're not gonna like it,

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but I need you to pop my arm
out of its socket.

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**

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What?!

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[ Grunts ] Aah!
Okay, come on.

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**

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Everybody in!
This is the last lifeboat!

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Go! Go!

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I can't believe Danny and Owen
would just bail --

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I know, right?

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But we should
just get in the boat

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and move on
with our new lives.

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Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What?

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Is this the best we can do?

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What are you talking about?

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Just saying that
we're gonna be at sea

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for a very long time maybe,
right?
What?

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I don't want to get stuck
with the nerds.

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I mean, Chet, Karen,
and the weird youth pastor?

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What?
I-I think we should bail

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and go find a cooler boat.

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Oh, my God, Todd.
You get in this boat!

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Nobody's listening to me.

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All right, we're gonna put her
in the water!

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We can't wait any longer!

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Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Oh! Oh, thank God
you're still here.

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No, no, no.
Hold it right there.

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If it doesn't have a heartbeat,
it stays here.

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Can't risk the weight.

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No, no, no.
I-I need this!

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Well, it's your funeral.
I'm putting that boat down.

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No, no, no, no!

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It has, uh -- uh, supplies!

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Um, food
and -- and water.

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Why didn't you just say so,
you dipshit?

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Take it onboard.
Go.

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**

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[ Grunts ]
I can't break the chain!

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There's got to be another way!

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Steve,
it doesn't matter, man.

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I thought
I was gonna die in here

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without ever seeing
anyone again,

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but instead, I met you,

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my new best friend...

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and the coolest guy
I ever met.

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Oh! [ Voice breaking ]
Don't say that.

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Hey, we had some good times.

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Remember when you first
came in here

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and you were, like,
"Aah! Aah!"
[ Laughs ]

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You scared the shit out of me!

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You scared
the shit out of me.

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[ Laughs ]

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Yeah.

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And we're always
gonna have that.

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Yeah.
For the rest of our lives.

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**

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But your life's nearly over.

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But for you,
it could be a long time

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if you get out of here.

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[ Sobs ]

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Get out of here, man!
No!

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Get out of here, Steve!

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I don't want my best friend
to die,

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not today,
on the day that I met him!

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No.

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I was meant to be here.

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I was meant to meet you.

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I'm not leaving
without you.

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If I can't break the chains,
break the pipe!

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I've tried.
I can't.

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We can do it together!

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Come on!

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**

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Okay. You ready?

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Both: One, two, three!

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Ah! Oh.

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Oh, no!
I've killed him!

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Look -- if you pop
my shoulder out,

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it would give me
the extra few inches

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that I can reach the keys
and slap them back to us.

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What are you talking about?
That is not a thing.

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It is a totally a thing.

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Mel Gibson
pops his shoulder out

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in, like,
every movie to escape.

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It's like you haven't even seen
"Lethal Weapon 2."

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Okay! Fine!
How do you want to do this?

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All right.
Come here.

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Crouch down.

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From here, you're gonna
pull down on my arm

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as hard as you can.

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Now, you're my best friend,

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so I know you're gonna
want to take it easy,

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but you got to go --
Aah!

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[ Crying ]
Ooh!

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Oh, it's out!

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F-- [Bleep] you!

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[Bleep] you!
Why would you do this?!

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You said it was a thing!
Yeah, in movies!

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This is real life,
you idiot!

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You seemed very confident.

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Oh, it's a dead limb.

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Look at that.
It's just floating in the water.

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You want to at least
maybe try for the key?

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Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

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[ Cries ]

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**

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Come on!

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[ Cries ]

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Ohh.

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I chummed the water.

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Watch out for sharks
'cause I chummed the water.

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**

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[ Loud creak ]

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The ship's about to snap
in half.

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We got to go now!

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I don't like this.
It doesn't feel right.

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Hey, hey, hey, look at me.
Look at me.

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I know that you're scared
right now,

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but some day, you and I are
going to look back on all this,

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and we are just gonna
ROFLcopter.

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What did you just say?

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ROFLcopter?

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I'll try
to explain this.

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It means to "roll on the floor
laughing" copter.

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Oh, my God.
You wrote the journal.

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All that nerd speak --
it was you!

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It's not nerd speak,
all right?

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It's cool Internet slang,

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and I did it for us!

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But Danny and Owen...

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Forget them!

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They're probably drowned
by now!

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Hey!
Florence!

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Seriously?
We're just about to leave!

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Hold the boat.

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I swear to God I'll bring her
back, dead or alive.

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W-Why would
you bring her back dead?

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What? I...I just --

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I didn't even --
Shut up! I...

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Hold the boat!

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Where's Florence?
We have to go!

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[ Loud crash ]

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That's it.

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I'm dropping this boat.

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People going back and forth.

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Goddamn free-for-all!

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We're going,
and that's final!

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Man: Hold the boat!

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**

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I'm saving him!
I'm a hero!

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Who the hell is that?

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It's Luther!

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He was Barracuda's lover
before she --

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Uh, that doesn't really matter,

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but the main thing is
he's a cool guy.

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Come on! Let's go!
Wait!

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Florence and Corey --
they went back in.

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Did you see them?

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I didn't see anyone!

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Prepare to lower the lifeboat.

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Owen: Ready?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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All right.
On three, right?

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Okay.
One...

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[ Screams ]

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[ Grunts ]

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Oh, that hurts just as bad
going in.

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Oh!
[ Breathing heavily ]

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Ohh, I'm sorry.

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**

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It's all right.

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Oh, it's my fault.

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You and Florence
were getting close,
and I got jealous.

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Not like a romantic way.

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Like, I didn't want to kiss you
or rub your butt or anything.

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I got it.

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Not that you have
a bad butt.

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Your butt's totally fine,
just not my thi--

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I got it!

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Since everything
with my family,

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I didn't want
to lose you, too.

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**

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You know,
I'd be lying if I said

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I didn't think this was
how I was gonna die.

250
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But if I got to drown

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in a Red Hot Chili Peppers
drunk tank,

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at least I'm doing it
with my best friend.

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**

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Aww!

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Oh!
[ Screams ]

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[ Screams ]
Oh, my God!
God!

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-Sorry! Sorry!
-How long have you been there?

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A while!
I didn't want to say anything

259
00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,232
'cause, seriously, you guys
are so frickin' cute.

260
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,067
God, you scared me!

261
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,237
[ Ship creaking ]

262
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,607
**

263
00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,442
We were so close to going home.

264
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,410
What's gonna happen to us?

265
00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:38,779
Well, come daybreak,

266
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,581
the sun will start
to scorch our skin,

267
00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,717
and that will attract seabirds,

268
00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:46,286
who will peck
at our sunbaked flesh

269
00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,256
until we are
nothing but bones.

270
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,124
Good God, Karen.

271
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,660
Jesus.

272
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,595
No, no, no. No, no, no, guys,
we can get through this!

273
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,330
I mean, think about it --

274
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,933
we got through the plane crash,
a shitty beach,

275
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,835
a pirate named The Barracuda,

276
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,471
Steve tried to murder us
in cold blood.

277
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,006
Yeah.

278
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:09,309
We've been through worse,
and we can get through this!

279
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,944
We're survivors!
Come on!

280
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:13,113
[ All cheer ]

281
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,516
All right, okay.
Pack, open that bag.

282
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,819
What?
Yeah, open the bag.

283
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,121
We got to see what supplies
we're working with.

284
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,856
**

285
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,758
So, how do I get you
out of here?

286
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,760
There's a key.
It's on the ground underwater.

287
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,796
I knocked it off
with my dead arm.

288
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,130
What made you come back?

289
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,631
You were right about Corey.

290
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,433
I should have listened to you.

291
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,002
I'm sorry.
I've just never dated a guy

292
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,636
who's not a total dumpster fire.

293
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,139
No, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm -- I'm sorry.

294
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:42,275
I should not have compared us
to the "Speed" franchise.

295
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,177
And if we are somehow "Speed,"

296
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:47,280
then I don't want you to end up
with Jason Patric.

297
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,317
I want you to end up
with Keanu Reeves.

298
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,385
Which is me --
I'm Keanu Reeves.

299
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,821
I got it.
Okay.

300
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,689
[ Voice breaking ]
No, I'm sorry.

301
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:58,158
I didn't think there could be
three people in the Dream Team,

302
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,459
but I was wrong.

303
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,395
This -- This is the Dream Team!

304
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,831
What's the "Dream Team"?

305
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,199
This thing that he won't
stop saying

306
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,035
but it looks like
you're in.

307
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,170
Thanks, Danny.

308
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,205
Welcome to the Dream Team.

309
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,208
Okay, should we get out of here
so we don't drown?

310
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,810
Oh, yeah! Sorry!
The key! Okay.

311
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,046
The key's in the water.
It could be anywhere.

312
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,314
[ Inhales deeply ]

313
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,582
[ Keys clack ]

314
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,684
Oh, my God!
Yes!
[ Laughs ]

315
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,988
It was so easy.
It was, like, right under me.

316
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,689
I felt it with my foot!

317
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,158
Cool!
Open the door!
Oh!

318
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,526
**

319
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,995
Where's the lifeboat?!

320
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,198
They're gone,
and they left us behind.

321
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,768
Just like
you left me behind.

322
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,169
Corey.

323
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,536
[ Imitates Florence ]
Corey.

324
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,838
[ Normal voice ]
Don't try to butter me up

325
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,007
by remembering my name now,
Florence.

326
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,709
Hey, hey, hey!
Let's take it easy.

327
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,244
You.

328
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,113
Never understood
what she saw in you

329
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:58,051
with your charisma and your wit
and your leading-man looks.

330
00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,286
Seems like you get it.

331
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,188
Shut up, fat-ass!

332
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,389
And you!

333
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,124
Ever since we crashed,

334
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,558
you've been leading me on!

335
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,560
I thought you loved me!

336
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,062
Why would you think that?

337
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,598
Because you were nice to me!

338
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,233
-[ Sighs ]
-You give a girl

339
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,467
everything you have,

340
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,269
and how does she repay you?

341
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,637
Please do not say
"friend zone."

342
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,472
By putting you
in the friend zone!

343
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,041
Aw, man.

344
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,810
And now you got to die

345
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,577
because if I can't have you,

346
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,114
well, nobody can!

347
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,249
[ Machine-gun fire ]

348
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,818
This way!

349
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:31,718
Holy heck!

350
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,087
This thing's got
some kick to it.

351
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,755
No!

352
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,458
I don't want to chase you!

353
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:46,466
**

354
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,268
Go, go, go!

355
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,638
Why is Corey so weird?!

356
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,107
Corey:
[ Sing-song voice ] Florence.

357
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,309
My tiny, little peach!

358
00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:01,414
[ Normal voice ]
My sweet, little baby angel!

359
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,550
Where are you?!

360
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,153
Oh, my God.
They're all locked.

361
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,320
Does no one trust anyone?!

362
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,122
What are you doing?
Let's go!

363
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,623
My pants are wet.

364
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,860
My legs are all chaffing.
It's terrible!

365
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,695
Florence!

366
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,165
Come give Papa a smooch!

367
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,532
Ew!

368
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,134
In here!

369
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:25,305
[ Machine-gun fire ]

370
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,841
Uh, here we go.

371
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:31,444
Just...Just got to...
open the bag.

372
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,982
Lot of zippers, really,
you know, these travel bags.

373
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,616
You know,
could be any of these, really.

374
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,985
Nah.
It's not that one.

375
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,854
That's small --
It's not --

376
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,822
Could be --
No, not this one.

377
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,158
Oh! This one.
I got it right here.

378
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,659
Here we go.

379
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,828
Nope, that's the one that
just makes the bag bigger --

380
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:52,032
What the hell is happening?
Just open the bag!

381
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,400
I genuinely can't tell

382
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,335
if you're stupid
or just stalling.

383
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,505
Stalling?
Me?

384
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,173
[ Laughing ] Come on.

385
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,175
Now's not the time
for jokes, Karen.

386
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,844
I mean...should we talk
about this, hon--

387
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,513
No, no, no!
No, no!
Give me that.

388
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,681
What is wrong with you?

389
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,751
[ Bag unzips ]
Ooh, real hard, pal.

390
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,356
-[ Gasps ]
-Oh!

391
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,358
I can explain.

392
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,993
[ Ax thuds ]
Corey: Aah!

393
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,629
**

394
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,767
Here's --

395
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,403
Oh, is this mahogany?

396
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,739
This is so hard to break!

397
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,575
[ Machine-gun fire ]

398
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,211
Florence.

399
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:42,249
Did you hear my cool
"The Shining" reference?

400
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,550
Would have been a lot cooler,

401
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:47,620
but this place
is a goddamn fortress.

402
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,389
I see what's going on.

403
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:53,760
This is you playing
another one of your games.

404
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,395
-[ Gasps ]
-You know what?

405
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:59,967
I don't even care if I find you
because you are so boring,

406
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,902
and you look weird in shorts!

407
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,571
**

408
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,240
Psych out!
I'm negging.

409
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,809
I learned that at a seminar
on how to pick up women.

410
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,044
You look great in shorts.

411
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,912
You always have,
and you always will.

412
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,414
[ Whispering ]
What do we do?

413
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,484
**

414
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,918
[ Grunts ]

415
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,388
Danny,
what are you doing?

416
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,290
[ Sing-song voice ] Florence.

417
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,724
Admittedly, I'm not doing

418
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,926
the most enthusiastic version
of searching,

419
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,429
but I kind of thought
you'd come out by now.

420
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:34,167
**

421
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:38,205
[ Music stops ]

422
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:42,075
Danny!
What are you doing?

423
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,111
**

424
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,813
[ Whispering ]
I've got a plan.

425
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,016
Well, what have we got here,
Chet?

426
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:52,152
Think we got a little weasel
onboard!
A weasel!

427
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,620
Listen,
I know you guys are mad.

428
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,188
All right,
what the hell is going on?

429
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,024
Where did all this money
come from?

430
00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:01,261
This is pirate money --
$165,000.

431
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,429
$165,000.

432
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,830
Pack and I found it
on the boat,

433
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,432
and then
he double-crossed me.

434
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,800
Who cares about the money?
We don't have any supplies!

435
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,169
We're gonna die out here!

436
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,438
Oh, someone's
definitely dying out here.

437
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:17,144
[ All screaming and shouting ]

438
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,779
Florence.

439
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,948
Come out and play!

440
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,884
[ Whispering ] Even if that plan
did work, he has got a gun!

441
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,320
That's from "The Warriors."
Did you guys see that movie?

442
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,156
You'll never get there in time.
Raise your hand
if you saw "The Warriors."

443
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,358
-Not if I distract him.
-Distract him how?

444
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,293
The Florence way.

445
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,927
What?
What?

446
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,996
Corey: Florence.

447
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,565
-What are you doing?
-Can you please --

448
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,067
Florence:
I don't know what this is.
What are you --

449
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,502
Show of hands.
Who saw "The Warriors"?

450
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,404
Nerds.

451
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,472
Great movie.

452
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,839
[ Grunts ]
Ready?

453
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:47,840
-Florence, just come out!
-No.

454
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:48,908
-Let's do this.
-No!

455
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,177
-All right?
-Dream Team.

456
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,044
Danny, no!

457
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,180
Can't you see that I love you?!

458
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,348
Aah!
My pants!

459
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:58,585
I lost my pants!
Where are they?!
Hey, what are you saying?

460
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,153
That's my thing.
Danny: I lost my pants!
I can't find them!

461
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,821
Are you saying you lost
your pants?

462
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,424
I don't know where they are!
How do you lose your pants?

463
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,858
Go, go, go, go.

464
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,927
They were on me, and now
they're not me anymore!

465
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,163
I don't know
where your pants are!

466
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,398
Florence!

467
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,032
**

468
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:16,869
Hey, Corey.
ROFLcopter this, you nerd.

469
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,671
Okay, well,
that's not quite how you use

470
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,972
that term -- Aah!

471
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:25,545
[ Chili pepper creaking ]

472
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,248
[ Gasps ]

473
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,584
Oh.

474
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,953
That worked so well.

475
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,722
You think he's dead?

476
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,558
Yeah,
I think he's dead.

477
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,727
[ Chuckles ]
We did it!

478
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,630
[ All cheering ]

479
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,565
Chili pepper to the face!

480
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,567
Yeah!
Ooh! Ooh!

481
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,801
You did my bra thing!

482
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,103
I did it!
I did it with my pants!

483
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,904
I told you --
it works every time.

484
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,607
Every time!
[ Laughs ]

485
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,576
[ Loud thud, creaking ]

486
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,044
Hey, the lifeboats.

487
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,612
How are we gonna get off
the ship?

488
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,414
Oh.
[ Gasps ]

489
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,116
I have an idea.

490
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,589
Okay, you cut me out the money,
Pack, I cut you out of yourself!

491
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,924
[ Screams ]
Chet, where did you get
a switchblade?

492
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,926
Oh, old Chester
keeps it close.

493
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,829
Wow.
We did not know Chet at all.

494
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,097
Pack lied to us.

495
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,099
I say if we have no food,
we eat him!

496
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,169
-No, no, no!
-That sounds fair enough to me

497
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,604
'cause he ate a guy
on the island!

498
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,605
-What?!
-Oh, my God!

499
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,807
-Yeah!
-Ew!

500
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,443
Yeah, well, Todd and Jess
banged a pirate!

501
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,780
All the holes -- it was
heterosexual and homosexual --

502
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,249
and they used it all
to get a spot on the boat

503
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,617
and leave us to die!

504
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,819
-Okay. okay.
-Oh, that is disgusting!

505
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,688
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?!

506
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:46,193
Well, Karen brought
the plane down!

507
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,797
No I didn't.

508
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,131
Yeah, no, she didn't.

509
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,800
I was just trying to get
the heat off of us.

510
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,101
What the hell
is wrong with you?!

511
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,703
All right! Hey!
I'm sorry!

512
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,771
[ Indistinct yelling ]

513
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,640
[ Chains clinking ]

514
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,808
Luther!

515
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,978
Luther, we made it.
We're out!

516
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,147
You saved my life.

517
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,382
I guess.

518
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,320
I bet you looked real cool
doing it, too.

519
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,154
Yeah.

520
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:19,659
Holy smokes.

521
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,160
Look at those stars.

522
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:30,069
**

523
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:33,206
[ Voice breaking ]
I can't believe I'm alive.

524
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,344
**

525
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,379
[ Crash ]

526
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,814
What was that?

527
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,683
It's a sandbar.

528
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,017
Does that mean...

529
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,653
[ Flashlight clicks ]

530
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,888
Oh, yeah!

531
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,357
We got land!

532
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,691
Hey! Yeah!

533
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:55,262
[ All cheering ]

534
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,566
Pack:
Is this the same island?

535
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,200
No.
The trees are different.

536
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,203
Oh, good.
That'd be so stupid.

537
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,072
What's wrong?
You all right?

538
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:09,509
Florence and Danny and Owen --
do you think they're...?

539
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,943
I don't know.

540
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,546
[ Vehicle approaching ]

541
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,547
Look!

542
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,950
**

543
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,752
They made it!
Yeah!

544
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:25,292
[ All cheering ]

545
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,127
Oh, my God!

546
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:30,963
Hey, what happened to Corey?

547
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,932
It turns out he's the one
who blew up the ship.

548
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,701
-What?!
-Corey the minister?

549
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,403
-Yeah.
-Where is he now?

550
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,537
Oh, we killed him.

551
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,105
Snapped his neck
with a giant chili pepper.

552
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,107
-What?!
-Hey, where are we?

553
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,743
Who the hell cares?
We're alive!

554
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,078
[ All cheering ]

555
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,581
Pack:
Nothing can kill us!

556
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,383
[ Laughs ]

557
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,719
**

558
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,822
I'm on land! Land!

559
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,558
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

560
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,461
[ Laughs ]
I'm on land!

561
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,762
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

562
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,264
I saved him.

563
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,267
Luther.
My best friend.

564
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,937
I'm on land!

565
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,505
[ Laughs ]

566
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,807
[ All gasp ]

567
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,776
Aah!
[ Body parts thudding ]

568
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,445
Luther!

569
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,946
Luther!!

570
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,314
Oh!

571
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:25,184
[ Crying ]

572
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:28,287
I think he stood on a land mine!

573
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,990
**

574
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,826
Nobody move!

575
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,962
[ All screaming ]

576
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,930
Oh, my God!

577
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,033
**

578
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,336
[ Screaming continues ]

579
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,174
[ Computer beeping ]

580
00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:05,358
**