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To create new
life from dead human parts.

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The brass ring of all
scientific pursuits.

3
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I first tried building
a man to take my place

4
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when I was drafted in to
fight your American Civil War.

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Thing is, I ended up going there
myself. Had a fantastic time.

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Good food, good fellowship.

7
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I restarted the project
several times over the years.

8
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When I took up judo,

9
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when my band needed a drummer, and
during the piggyback craze of the 1980s.

10
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But I never damn
well finished it.

11
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Always set my sights
just too high.

12
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But if repetition is
the father of progress,

13
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then call me Big Papa.

14
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So technically that
does rhyme with orange.

15
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Ugh. Good gravy. What smells so bad
in here, and can I please have some?

16
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No, you may not.

17
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This is a proprietary amniotic bath
of my own invention for my new man.

18
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I intend to reanimate once dead human
flesh into my own modern Prometheus.

19
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Like, uh, Dr. Frankenstein.

20
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I don't know who that is.

21
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Dr. Frankenstein from the
book and the countless movies.

22
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No, I've never heard of him. What
I'm doing is completely original.

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I shall call him Cravensworth's Monster,
and he shall be our new familiar.

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Well, you know I love a weekend
build. I can go get my Phillips-head.

25
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Fantastic. As you can see,
all my heads are fucked.

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If you can persuade your friend Phillip
to part with his, then we're in business.

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<i>♪ Don't sing If you
want to live long ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They have no use
For your song ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're dead, you're
dead You'redead ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'redead And
out of this world ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now your hope and
compassion Is gone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You've sold out your
dream To the world ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Stay dead, stay
dead Stay dead ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'redead And
out of this world ♪</i>

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I start a new job today.

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Kind of a funny story, actually.

37
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I'll make this quick,
'cause I'm running late.

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So, I'm at Panera Bread.

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I get this call from this guy named
Rob. He's over at Cannon Capital.

40
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Now, he's yelling profanity.

41
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A lot of bad words about
his order that we got wrong.

42
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I'm so sorry. Sam!

43
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He's, like, a regular. He
always gets the same thing.

44
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The Napa Almond Chicken sammie.

45
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Sorry about the yelling.

46
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He got the Green Goddess,
which are different sandwiches.

47
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If you know, you know.

48
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So I offer to correct it and
bring it down here myself.

49
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I meet Lamar in the lobby,
he's from the mail room,

50
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and we start chatting and he asked
me if I graduated high school.

51
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And I say, "Yeah." And he says,
"How much do you make at Panera?"

52
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And I tell him and he says, "How'd
you like to make $3 more an hour?"

53
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And I say, "What?"

54
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And, well, fairy-tale ending,
I'm a finance guy now.

55
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I mean, it's only the
mail room, but still.

56
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It's a start.

57
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No. No, no, you can't come in with me.
This is like a job-job, like, a real job.

58
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I'll just see you back home.

59
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Telephone!

60
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Colin Robinson, come over here. We have
progress I need you to observe.

61
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How do you do, sir?

62
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Shit!

63
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Observe with your eyes, not
your hands, Colin Robinson.

64
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- It's fine, I'll get it.
- I'll leave you to it.

65
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Hello? No, Guillermo does not live
here anymore. He lives in the shed.

66
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Oh, you are Guillermo. Guillermo,
now is not a good time.

67
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Laszlo's new jack-off
machine has malfunctioned.

68
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It's not a jack-off machine.

69
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Why don't you call back
in a week? Thank you.

70
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Ugh! Who is
cooking meat pies?

71
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- Oh. Of course. A jack-off machine.
- Yes.

72
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- It's not a jack-off machine.
- It could be.

73
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Why would I make myself
another jack-off machine

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when I have a perfectly good
one I built 100 years ago?

75
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Anyway, my darling, I haven't got time
to sit here and shoot the shit with you.

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Colin Robinson and
I are very busy.

77
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Well, I don't want to be
here anyway. It stinks.

78
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Ah! Hold that lift.

79
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Keep up the good work, Jacob.

80
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Colin Robinson, I need you to
check the electric current.

81
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Uh, how do you
want me to do that?

82
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Put your finger in the tank.

83
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Do not put your whole hand
in there. Just your finger.

84
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Okay.

85
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Ha! Fantastic.

86
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Hey, I just wanna let you
know I'm borrowing your iron

87
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'cause I wanna look
sharp for work tomorrow.

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For my new job.

89
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- You are not at Panera?
- No.

90
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Cannon Capital Strategies. We're
a smallish private equity firm.

91
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It's pretty complicated stuff.

92
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And your job there
is collecting irons?

93
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No, I'm gonna go iron, then I'm gonna go
to bed because I don't have time for this.

94
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Nandor, Guillermo has a
big-time, big boy, big-dick job.

95
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I do not like this at all.

96
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He will be amongst his
own kind. He'll be fine.

97
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No, Nandor, he won't. He has been here
for 15 years with the easy ride from us.

98
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And now, when the pressure gets too
much for him, who is he going to blame?

99
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Us, for casting him
out of paradise.

100
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A couple of years back,

101
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I heard about a familiar in Queens,
retired from the old vampire game.

102
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- Hmm.
- Got herself a studio apartment.

103
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She could not handle the shock of
returning to the regular human world.

104
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Two months later, she comes back, kills
all of the vampires in her old house.

105
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Guillermo's gonna kill us all.

106
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Good golly, you'd think a
so-called man of science

107
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would have a better way of checking
for an electrical short.

108
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Colin Robinson!

109
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Well, back to the
grindstone. Coming! Coming!

110
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Superstructure is
sound, bones are good,

111
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and the nerves are
literally made of steel.

112
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Yeah, but what about the
head? You kinda need a head.

113
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- Goggles.
- Okay.

114
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Don't you worry about the head, me
old fruit. I've got a perfect one.

115
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Our mule shall have
the visage of a prince.

116
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- Oh, Rock Hudson.
- Rock Hudson, is that his name?

117
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- Yeah.
- Rock Hard-son, more like.

118
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That'd be great. Problem is, uh,
he's dead. Been dead for years.

119
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- Really?
- Yeah.

120
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Do you know if someone had the
foresight to have preserved his head?

121
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- I doubt it.
- Barbarians.

122
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That puts us on the back
foot. We need a hot head.

123
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Yeah, from a cool dude.

124
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He doesn't have to be cool.
The head is purely decorative.

125
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Now, what's the most expedient way
of examining a wide variety of heads

126
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before selecting one for
removal and transplant?

127
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I'm actually certified for
all the rideshare services.

128
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I mean, you talk about a quick and
easy energy drain. This is the job.

129
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And you swear this is the best
way to find a usable human head?

130
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Mmm. There he is.
I like his smile.

131
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- Hi. For Doug?
- You got it.

132
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- Hop in.
- Oh, man.

133
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Oh, I-I didn't order
a-a group ride.

134
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I don't love his ears.

135
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All right. You heard the
fella. Hit the bricks, Doug.

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- What?
- Fuck the fuck off.

137
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Get away from the car.

138
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I do have feelings, believe
it or not. I-I get lonely.

139
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Would you say you're
kind of an emotional guy?

140
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Hey.

141
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The problem with making new friends is
that 99% of people are insipid cretins.

142
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Hi. For Cecil?

143
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What the fuck's in his mouth?

144
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- Adult braces.
- No.

145
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Seriously?

146
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But if I could literally make
a new friend from scratch...

147
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Do you cry at <i>Good Will Hunting</i>

148
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Hmm, no.

149
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Okay. Get the fuck out.

150
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How do you like them apples?

151
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Call me a softy, but
that's what I'm looking for

152
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in a head that's gonna be
severed off and attached

153
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to a body made up
of cadaver parts.

154
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Your pack.

155
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Good sir.

156
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Nancy. How did you get in
here? This is a place of business.

157
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You're gonna get
me fired. Get out.

158
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Hey, team. Will you
bring it in for a sec here?

159
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You may have noticed, uh,
some cameras roaming around.

160
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I'd like everybody
to ignore them.

161
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These guys are making a documentary
about innovations in global finance,

162
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and guess who makes
the perfect subject?

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Say it with me.

164
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Cannon Capital Strategies.

165
00:08:02,827 --> 00:08:06,070
So, please, at least try to
look like you're busy, okay?

166
00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:08,625
I'm looking at you, Jimmy.-

167
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One of the most interesting
things about Cannon Capital is,

168
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even though we're located
here in Manhattan,

169
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we're best known for our work in
China and Japan and South Korea.

170
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And so to do business in those time
zones, we have to work nights...

171
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which makes
for some pretty weird hours.

172
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Uh, but if you wanna
compete in the Asia markets,

173
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you've got to work
Asia hours, and we do.

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That sounds fun.

175
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Yeah. And it's not just the music.
Latin jazz has a whole culture.

176
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The musicians, they always
greet each other with hugs

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and sometimes they come
hug the audience members.

178
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There's no such thing as an Irish
goodbye at a Latin jazz club.

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Pull over.

180
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Yeah, he's friendly.

181
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I'd say he's a tasty
bit of eye candy.

182
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I like that he's outgoing
and easy to talk to.

183
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It doesn't matter about
that. He's just a donkey.

184
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- Well.
- I'm not wild about his infatuation

185
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with Latin jazz, but I can find that
area of the brain and just eliminate it.

186
00:09:02,818 --> 00:09:05,095
- How do you do that?
- Just get an ice pick and wiggle it about.

187
00:09:05,096 --> 00:09:06,545
Hmm.

188
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,718
Let's get home. Hello.

189
00:09:07,719 --> 00:09:10,031
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill,
can I have a word?

190
00:09:10,032 --> 00:09:11,584
Did you fix the flat?

191
00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:14,069
Well, Bill, it's a good-news,
bad-news situation.

192
00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:16,590
The good news is, you don't
have to pay for the ride.

193
00:09:17,108 --> 00:09:18,557
Okay. What's the bad news?

194
00:09:22,251 --> 00:09:25,702
Oh, hey. Uh, I can actually
take Jordan's mail.

195
00:09:25,703 --> 00:09:27,876
- Oh, okay.
- I'm his assistant, Wendy.

196
00:09:27,877 --> 00:09:29,015
Oh, hey, Wendy. I'm Guillermo.

197
00:09:29,016 --> 00:09:30,259
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.

198
00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:33,572
- You know, I started in the mail room too.
- Oh, really?

199
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,057
Guillermo must
excel at this new job

200
00:09:36,058 --> 00:09:38,231
because if it doesn't go
as smoothly as he hopes,

201
00:09:38,232 --> 00:09:41,131
that little bouncing bitch
will blame us for his failings,

202
00:09:41,132 --> 00:09:43,029
and then he will kill us.

203
00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:45,066
After that, it was just
knowing what Jordan wants

204
00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:46,895
before he knows what he
wants, so...

205
00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:48,863
Wow, that's pretty good advice.

206
00:09:48,864 --> 00:09:50,243
Someone needed to take action,

207
00:09:50,244 --> 00:09:53,730
and that someone,
as usual, is me.

208
00:09:53,731 --> 00:09:55,973
I was kind of an assistant
myself for a little bit.

209
00:09:55,974 --> 00:09:59,599
I mean, not for a little bit. For a while.
But, you know, it's always weird to like...

210
00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:02,739
Wow, she is quick.

211
00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:04,603
Also, I needed a new project.

212
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,295
And now I get to try out
my regular human behavior.

213
00:10:07,296 --> 00:10:11,195
Since switching to medium
roast, I'm sleepin' so much better.

214
00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:12,714
Uncanny!

215
00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:14,716
Wendy took off again.

216
00:10:14,717 --> 00:10:18,479
So, it would be great if I could
get you to hop on to Jordan's desk.

217
00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:22,621
Wow. Really?

218
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,624
So, it turns out that the finance world
is a lot easier than Panera Bread.

219
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:30,974
I guess the powers that be heard that I
was absolutely crushing it...

220
00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:33,978
in the mail room, and
now I'm an assistant.

221
00:10:34,979 --> 00:10:37,118
Since the time of the
great philosophers,

222
00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:40,777
man has dreamed of bringing
life to a lifeless vessel.

223
00:10:40,778 --> 00:10:43,642
- Spitting in the face of his creator...
- Mm-hmm.

224
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,058
- Thus becoming a creator himself.
- Mm-hmm.

225
00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:47,680
Which brings me to alchemy.

226
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,401
Yeah, yeah.
Just flip the switch.

227
00:11:00,245 --> 00:11:01,936
Here. Oh.

228
00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:03,800
He's just a little excited.

229
00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:08,321
Pain too much. Kill me.

230
00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:09,806
Flip the switch!

231
00:11:09,807 --> 00:11:11,186
Don't be hasty.
Let's hear him out.

232
00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:14,293
Flip the fucking
switch, Colin Robinson!

233
00:11:14,294 --> 00:11:17,676
Huh? I... It's hard to
hear with everything going.

234
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,194
Do you want me to flip the...

235
00:11:19,195 --> 00:11:20,161
Yeah!

236
00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:21,887
Oh.

237
00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:23,336
Sorry, I couldn't...
I just couldn't hear.

238
00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:26,339
That was amazing. Moving
around and everything.

239
00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:29,722
Now I remember why I've
abandoned this project.

240
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,725
The sudden jolt of total
consciousness is too much,

241
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,796
even for the dullest of brutes.

242
00:11:34,797 --> 00:11:37,437
And the creature's response to such
a sensory overload is violence.

243
00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:39,732
Pity.

244
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,183
W-What are you...
No, Laszlo, don't.

245
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:44,772
This is not a conversation,
Colin Robinson.

246
00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:48,189
This creature will destroy us,
so we must destroy it first.

247
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:52,850
Sometimes a scientist must admit
defeat. Them's are the breaks.

248
00:11:59,822 --> 00:12:03,722
Uh, what else? We got Adrian Bellamy from
the Essex Fund coming in later today.

249
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,378
You ready to reel
in that whale, Ryan?

250
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:07,760
- You know it, baby.
- You set 'em up, I knock 'em down.

251
00:12:09,383 --> 00:12:11,902
Here's the deal with
Bellamy. He's very particular.

252
00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:13,421
- Copy.
- I want everybody in this room

253
00:12:13,422 --> 00:12:14,733
to be on their A game.

254
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,734
- Of course.
- Yeah.

255
00:12:16,356 --> 00:12:19,047
If we do not want
Guillermo to crack,

256
00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:22,913
then his progress in the
human world must be monitored.

257
00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:25,744
So someone needed
to take action.

258
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,092
And as usual, that
someone is me.

259
00:12:29,093 --> 00:12:30,783
So, let's just show
him a lot of attention.

260
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,233
You got it.

261
00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,581
I have to... I have to
go. Sorry. Excuse me.

262
00:12:36,928 --> 00:12:38,136
Doesn't matter.

263
00:12:41,243 --> 00:12:43,416
Nandor, what the
hell are you doing here?

264
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:47,455
I am patrolling for spills.
Such is my janitorial duty.

265
00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:50,078
This is my life
and my job. You can't be here.

266
00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:54,082
But I am an employee of Cannon
Capital now, which makes us coworkers.

267
00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:56,084
Excuse me.

268
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:58,328
You know, the only time
I set the bar as low as you, Gary,

269
00:12:58,329 --> 00:13:00,226
is for limbo.

270
00:13:00,227 --> 00:13:01,262
You kill me.

271
00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:04,403
Mmm. Mama's go-go
juice.

272
00:13:04,404 --> 00:13:05,785
Nadja?

273
00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:09,339
- Oh, shit.
- You're here too.

274
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,927
Someone needed
to keep a close eye on you.

275
00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:13,170
Yes, that was my thinking also.

276
00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:14,344
What a merry mix-up.

277
00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:16,449
Spill o'clock. Excuse me.

278
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:20,799
So you could pick any job,
Nandor, and you went with janitor.

279
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,939
Yes. What's wrong with that?

280
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:27,460
There are many things I've learned
as a janitor at Cannon Capital.

281
00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:32,500
The key to making money on
Wall Street is to keep a tidy office.

282
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:35,952
Nobody wants cold
coffees on their desk,

283
00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:38,334
so empty them while
they're still hot.

284
00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:41,164
There's nothing wrong
with being a janitor.

285
00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:43,269
I get to wander the corridors freely.

286
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,927
Everyone loves greeting Jan-Dee.

287
00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:48,205
I'm gonna ask you both...
No, I'm gonna tell you.

288
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:52,106
Go back to Staten Island because I
just recently got a big promotion

289
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:54,142
and I can't have you
two messing it up.

290
00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:56,973
Hmm. I wonder how you
got that big promotion.

291
00:13:56,974 --> 00:14:00,148
Straight from the mail
room to Jordan's desk

292
00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:02,979
just because Wendy
stopped showing up.

293
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:03,980
Huh.

294
00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:07,500
Make no mistake, Guillermo.

295
00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:11,504
Without me, you are the cow that
carries the corpses to the burn pit.

296
00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:14,507
With me, you are the prize pig
who gets to eat with the mayor

297
00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:16,958
and his big-titted wife.

298
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,512
Yes. And I have also helped
with Guillermo's ascension.

299
00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:21,963
No, you haven't.
You clean up shit.

300
00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:23,275
- And piss.
- Enough.

301
00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:25,139
All right? Enough.
Just leave me alone.

302
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:28,349
I don't need your help to
succeed. Leave me alone.

303
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,006
- Ungrateful.
- Hey.

304
00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:32,871
He is clearly flailing. We
need to keep coming here.

305
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,219
Yes, he needs us
now more than ever.

306
00:14:38,325 --> 00:14:41,017
I couldn't stop
thinking about the Monster.

307
00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:44,399
Laszlo was a little too
quick to give up on him.

308
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,644
So I decided to take
matters into my own hands.

309
00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:51,234
You'll get what I mean
by that joke in a second.

310
00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:54,340
It's really good.
Yeah, just wait.

311
00:14:54,341 --> 00:15:00,036
I've been doing some independent
research, and I've come to the realization

312
00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:04,385
that the Monster's acting
up and smashing things

313
00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:08,320
is a result of a
faulty body part,

314
00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:12,048
namely, his hand... his hands.

315
00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:16,052
Now you know what I-I meant
earlier in my interview

316
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:18,607
when I said "into my own hands."

317
00:15:19,263 --> 00:15:21,229
Uh, the joke I had made.

318
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:25,268
This guy was a recreational
baseball player.

319
00:15:25,269 --> 00:15:26,925
One home run, two
doubles and a walk.

320
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,341
What the fuck are you doing?

321
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,550
Just give me a
chance. All right?

322
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,414
That thing is far too dangerous.

323
00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:38,246
It's not perfect, but I can
train him. I know I can.

324
00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:41,940
I've learned so much about
science just hanging around you.

325
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,424
Another young
scientist inspired.

326
00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:44,943
First, Mr. Oppenheimer,

327
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,945
and now Colin Robinson.

328
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,087
Exactly. I just... I
need a little more time.

329
00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:54,125
If it's time you want,
then time you shall have.

330
00:15:57,335 --> 00:16:00,959
I fear this damn fool doesn't
understand the dangers or the risks.

331
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,616
But every scientist has gotta
learn each lesson for himself.

332
00:16:03,617 --> 00:16:09,105
If he's not careful, I fear this whole
thing could turn into a Monster Mash

333
00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:12,040
or worse still, a
graveyard smash.

334
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,975
Welcome, Mr. Bellamy.

335
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,115
- Hey. Uh...
- Oh.

336
00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:20,979
Never mind the cameras.

337
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,015
We're just getting some behind-the-scenes
videotape for Herb Allen

338
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,052
for his next conference
in the Sun Valley.

339
00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:29,021
Cathy, my love, could you plop
Mr. Bellamy in Conference Room A, please?

340
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,643
- Sure.
- Thank you very much.

341
00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:33,992
Very good. Plop
we go.

342
00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:40,653
Ry-Dog, where the hell have you
been? Bellamy's here already, man.

343
00:16:40,654 --> 00:16:42,379
These fucking fobs.

344
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,485
Hey, Bryce. Wanna pause the
sudoku and get on this shit?

345
00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:46,038
I'm sorry.

346
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,350
Untwist your knickers, my love.

347
00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:49,628
Bellamy is on 25,
Conference Room B.

348
00:16:49,629 --> 00:16:52,182
- Go up. Hurry. Shoo.
- Uh... Yep.

349
00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:54,322
You can do this, Ry-Dog.
I believe in you.

350
00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:57,154
This little bitch.

351
00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:03,124
Stop touching things.

352
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,541
Adrian Bellamy, aka the whale.

353
00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:09,337
You have five minutes to
learn everything about him

354
00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:12,306
and then meet him in
Conference Room A.

355
00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:13,652
Don't fuck it up.

356
00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:15,343
- Bellamy. Seriously?
- Huh.

357
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:18,037
Wait. No. I need that.

358
00:17:22,386 --> 00:17:23,387
Take two.

359
00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:30,186
Nice and easy. Easy-breezy.

360
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:33,465
You know, having a secret
handshake with a close buddy

361
00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:35,708
has always been a dream of mine.

362
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:38,366
There, there. All right.

363
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:39,264
No.

364
00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:40,368
Ow. Ow.

365
00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:41,714
Ow. Ow!

366
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,789
Don't worry. It... It hurts
worse than it looks.

367
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:50,102
Gotta get
back on the horse though.

368
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,312
Giddyap. Whew. Yeehaw!

369
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,556
Hook 'em Horns. Take three.

370
00:17:58,732 --> 00:18:01,562
Mr. Bellamy. I'm sorry.
Have you been waiting long?

371
00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:03,564
I am so sorry about that.

372
00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:05,773
Let me, uh... Let me
refresh your drink here.

373
00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:09,433
Don't know what's taking Ryan so long.
I'm sure he'll be here any minute.

374
00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:16,094
Yeah, I love to get
hydrated at work,

375
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,511
especially if I'm gonna
get sloshed tonight...

376
00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:22,618
at, uh, Zero Bond.

377
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:25,414
You club?

378
00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:29,417
Yeah. Yeah, I love to club.

379
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:32,144
You can learn a lot from
someone's Instagram.

380
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,768
Like Mr. Bellamy, he loves
partying at Zero Bond.

381
00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:37,770
If I'm not clubbing, I'm here.

382
00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:40,118
If I'm here, I'm not clubbing. So
I'd rather be clubbing.

383
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,638
Loves commenting
on supermodels' posts.

384
00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:44,777
- Total smoke show.
- Oh, yeah.

385
00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:47,470
- And she's got the...
- Yes, sir.

386
00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:50,611
Loves the clean lines
of the new Rivian.

387
00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:55,133
Oh, and he also, uh, tags his
ex-wife in all his kids' pictures

388
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,135
because, you know,
they're on good terms.

389
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,619
That's nice.

390
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,793
Next month, you, me and
a clay court in Montauk.

391
00:19:00,794 --> 00:19:02,485
You got it. Oh.

392
00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:05,143
Adrian. Hi. How
we doing in here?

393
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,799
Good. Excited to see
what you got for me.

394
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,284
- Yeah.
- Hey.

395
00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:09,699
He's gonna be in
the meeting, yeah?

396
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,149
- Well, I...
- Need at least one guy

397
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,830
who knows what the fuck
he's talking about.

398
00:19:15,499 --> 00:19:17,293
All right, whatever you say.

399
00:19:17,294 --> 00:19:18,328
- Good.
- You're in.

400
00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:20,159
- Oh, good.
- Sure.

401
00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:28,299
She said, "That's why you're not
allowed in the sauna anymore."

402
00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:31,824
- Good to have you down here, man.
- Absolutely.

403
00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:34,310
I'm gonna give you a call tomorrow to
follow up. It's been a real pleasure.

404
00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:36,519
- Sounds good. G-Man.
- Boom.

405
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,623
We gotta get you out
to the island too.

406
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:39,246
- Good.
- What was your name again?

407
00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:41,317
- Guillermo.
- Guillermo.

408
00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:43,215
Well, congratulations, Guillermo.
You've just replaced Ryan.

409
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,631
You're an analyst, bud.
The fuck is he anyway?

410
00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:48,220
Hey, Ryan. Where
the fuck are you?

411
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,301
Have you guys seen Ryan?
The fuck is that guy, right?

412
00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:53,523
I'm sure he's over here, bud.

413
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,194
Oh.

414
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,196
- What the...
- Oh, hey, guys. Sorry, Ryan here is, um...

415
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,888
Yeah, he's-he's been going hard
on the Adderall for a while now.

416
00:20:00,889 --> 00:20:02,579
Hey, you can't use
this. All right?

417
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,236
You do not have my permission
to use this footage.

418
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,411
Delete the file if
you're watching this.

419
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:10,242
- Ryan. Hey. Wake up, bro. Come on.
- Yeah.

420
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,348
- Hey, Jordan, say no more.
- Huh?

421
00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:15,385
I will take care of this. I'm
on it. I will get rid of Ryan.

422
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:17,249
Oh, great. Let him
down easy, all right?

423
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,837
He's getting married
in a couple months.

424
00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:20,494
I will do this now.
Not your problem.

425
00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:23,807
Okay. Well, thanks. I like you.

426
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,361
Yeah.

427
00:20:25,362 --> 00:20:26,500
Oh.

428
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:28,364
What's not to like?

429
00:20:28,365 --> 00:20:29,986
Are you kidding me?

430
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:32,230
Come on.

431
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,542
Do you know how hard it is to
get blood off of unsealed marble?

432
00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:37,580
I'm not hearing the
words, um, "Thank you."

433
00:20:37,581 --> 00:20:39,547
I told you I don't need
your help, all right?

434
00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:41,549
I wanna earn my
way up the ladder.

435
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:46,347
So, I killed some rando with an overpriced
MBA so you could get in the room.

436
00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:48,487
Which I didn't ask you to do.
I didn't ask you to do that.

437
00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:51,939
But you were the one that impressed
the rich large whale, huh?

438
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:54,355
And Jordan noticed.

439
00:20:54,356 --> 00:20:56,668
- That's kind of true.
- See?

440
00:20:56,669 --> 00:20:58,946
Yeah, I was pretty annoyed
at first that Nadja

441
00:20:58,947 --> 00:21:02,260
and Nandor completely ignored
me and came back to Cannon...

442
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,434
It's better.

443
00:21:04,435 --> 00:21:06,919
But I decided to let them stay if
they promise no more funny business.

444
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,576
Like murder.

445
00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:09,889
Bye-bye, Ryan.

446
00:21:10,924 --> 00:21:13,617
Going back into the human
world can be so overwhelming.

447
00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:15,963
So many things to get used to.

448
00:21:15,964 --> 00:21:19,415
And it's kind of nice to see
a familiar face.

449
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:21,452
Familiar.

450
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:26,767
"Welcome to the big
show." Ed Sullivan.

451
00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:32,462
I think you will be pleasantly surprised
by how far the Monster has come.

452
00:21:32,463 --> 00:21:35,294
Uh, Monster, can I have
you come out here, please?

453
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:43,439
Oh, let's get ready to see what
the, uh, Monster can do now!

454
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:48,479
Fantastic. Monster, can we have a,
uh, friendly introduction out of you?

455
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:54,795
Friend. Friend. Friend.

456
00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:57,625
Employer, but very close.

457
00:21:57,626 --> 00:22:01,974
Oh, I'd never say I'm on par
with Laszlo as a scientist.

458
00:22:01,975 --> 00:22:07,946
But I-I do think I have one
quality that the old pistol lacks,

459
00:22:07,947 --> 00:22:09,500
which is patience.

460
00:22:12,469 --> 00:22:17,058
So, I just took some time
and met the Monster where he was at.

461
00:22:17,059 --> 00:22:18,646
Come on, buddy.

462
00:22:18,647 --> 00:22:22,685
You know, turn down the volume
and listen to his tempo,

463
00:22:22,686 --> 00:22:26,897
which happens to be
a Latin jazz rhythm.

464
00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:32,798
- That is a book.
- Book.

465
00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:35,007
That is a magnifying glass.

466
00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:37,493
Magnify.

467
00:22:37,494 --> 00:22:40,599
- Uh, doodad.
- Doodad.

468
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,810
Jar of brains or
bull's testicles.

469
00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:46,640
That's just a light.

470
00:22:46,641 --> 00:22:48,745
- You gotta let them learn by doing.
- Light.

471
00:22:48,746 --> 00:22:50,678
- Huh?
- That is a Tesla coil.

472
00:22:52,025 --> 00:22:53,716
Don't. Yeah. Don't.

473
00:22:53,717 --> 00:22:57,685
Some people say I'm an acquired
taste, and, I don't know,

474
00:22:57,686 --> 00:23:01,033
maybe the Monster just needed
someone to know that he is too.

475
00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:03,381
Good job.

476
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,660
And now on to the pièce de résistance.

477
00:23:06,661 --> 00:23:10,560
I believe that
with time and care,

478
00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:14,703
I have removed the
Monster's impulse to harm.

479
00:23:15,773 --> 00:23:16,809
Observe.

480
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:21,399
Hmm. Now we're getting serious.

481
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:27,578
The Monster will now delicately
hold this mouse gently

482
00:23:28,752 --> 00:23:32,099
in his hand without
crushing him.

483
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,274
Protection over pain.

484
00:23:36,932 --> 00:23:39,934
That's a remarkable
start, Colin Robinson.

485
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:41,936
I'll admit I was skeptical,

486
00:23:41,937 --> 00:23:44,560
but you've turned this
experiment from shit to champagne

487
00:23:44,561 --> 00:23:46,907
and yourself into
a man of science.

488
00:23:46,908 --> 00:23:49,185
With our combined efforts, we
can take this Monster to the top.

489
00:23:49,186 --> 00:23:51,981
So, we can keep him?

490
00:23:51,982 --> 00:23:54,086
- Oh, yes.
- Oh. Awesome sauce.

491
00:23:54,087 --> 00:23:55,434
Great work, fellas. Well done.

492
00:23:56,573 --> 00:23:58,436
Oh, don't you do that.

493
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,954
I bid you gents good evening.

494
00:23:59,955 --> 00:24:01,577
Good night.

495
00:24:01,578 --> 00:24:05,444
- You did great.
- Mmm, did great.

496
00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:08,584
Oh, what's
in your mouth? Oh, no.

497
00:24:08,585 --> 00:24:10,794
No, Monster. Out.

498
00:24:11,553 --> 00:24:14,175
Ew. Well, it's okay. Even
monsters make mistakes...

499
00:24:14,176 --> 00:24:16,695
No, Monster. Leave it.

500
00:24:16,696 --> 00:24:18,628
Monster, leave it. Ugh.

501
00:24:18,629 --> 00:24:20,768
Screw it. Monster can
have a mouse as a treat,

502
00:24:20,769 --> 00:24:23,082
but we're not making
a habit of it.