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[upbeat music playing]
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So, how's single life treating you?
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Yeah, good. I'm really into knitting now.
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Uh, well, I will be once
I've bought all the stuff. [sighs]
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- You?
- I…
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I love it. Yeah, I, uh…
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I walked around the park all weekend
with my headphones in.
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Just read for hours.
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I'm not sure listening
to historical sapphic fiction
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on 1.5 is technically reading, but okay.
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I'm consuming media, Margy.
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Uh, are we really gonna do this again?
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I…
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Oh, my God, is that Ted? [gasps]
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He's eating a hot dog all alone.
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That is so flipping sad.
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Hot dogs are strictly a social food.
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Oh, he probably has to wear his
napkin tucked into his shirt like that
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'cause he's got no one to tell him
he's spilled mustard on himself.
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[Margy] That is not just a napkin.
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That is a cry for help.
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- [sighs]
- It's heartbreaking, innit?
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[Mady] Devastating.
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- We have to take a photo.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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[Mady] Yeah, this is going
in the team chat.
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- [inhales sharply]
- [Margy groans]
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- [Mady sighs]
- [gasps]
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God.
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I don't wanna die alone.
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- Should we get back together?
- I was just thinking that.
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- Oh. [chuckles]
- [chuckles] Thank God.
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[Margy sighs, chuckles]
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I'm so glad you said yes.
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- I love you.
- Love you.
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{\an8}[theme music plays]
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["Unstoppable" plays]
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It's my time.
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[both] It's my time.
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It's my time.
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It's my time.
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It's my time.
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It's my time.
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{\an8}[all] It's our time.
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Wow, you made that.
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It's so…
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- Important, yeah?
- So important.
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{\an8}- Definitely important.
- 'Cause it is important.
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{\an8}We're playing our first match
at Nelson Road.
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{\an8}I think this video will really help
drive awareness and ticket sales.
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{\an8}I mean, a women's team selling out
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{\an8}a Premier League
stadium in their first year.
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{\an8}- You understand how amazing this is?
- Oh, it's so amazing.
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{\an8}- And important.
- Yeah.
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{\an8}Anything else to discuss?
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{\an8}Y-Yes, I was gonna say that--
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{\an8}- Sorry, one last thing…
- Um, yep.
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{\an8}…the £10 tickets,
they were definitely the way to go.
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{\an8}Oh, absolutely.
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{\an8}And Zelda very generously
bought another 2,000 tickets.
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{\an8}- Wow.
- I've just donated them
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{\an8}- to the local schools.
- Wonderful.
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{\an8}Sorry, Leslie.
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{\an8}Uh, yes, I was going to say that--
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{\an8}- Oh, sorry, don't forget…
- [clears throat]
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{\an8}…you are presenting a check
to your foundation at halftime, yeah?
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{\an8}Right, thank you,
and I'll have a speech prepared.
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{\an8}Perfect. Sorry, Leslie,
what were you saying?
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{\an8}Oh, that's okay.
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{\an8}- Uh, yeah, as I was saying--
- Oh, God. Sorry, Leslie.
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{\an8}- Hmm?
- [Rebecca] I've just remembered.
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{\an8}I need two tickets because
Matthijs and Jelka will be in town.
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{\an8}Fantastic.
Are you sure he doesn't want to pay?
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{\an8}They're only £10.
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{\an8}- I think I'll cover that for him.
- [all chuckle]
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{\an8}- This is really happening, guys.
- [squeals]
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{\an8}- I'm very excited.
- I'm gonna go call Barbara.
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{\an8}I will keep you posted
if anything changes.
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{\an8}[all exclaiming]
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{\an8}Leslie, I am so sorry.
What did you want to discuss?
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{\an8}Yeah, um, are we, uh…
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{\an8}No, um… [stammers]
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{\an8}The man, uh, no…
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{\an8}Uh, if-if we…
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{\an8}It's completely gone.
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{\an8}So it can't have been that important.
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{\an8}Hmm, no.
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[Ted] S-H-A-N-N-O-N.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}Yeah. There we go.
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{\an8}Our provisional squad for this Saturday.
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{\an8}Going against Chelsea ain't gonna
be no easy breezy walk in the park.
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{\an8}It's actually gonna be an exhausting
90-minute run around the pitch.
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{\an8}- But we got to give it a shot, yeah?
- We can't beat Chelsea.
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{\an8}- We're not good enough.
- Come on, Coach.
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{\an8}- How about a little positivity?
- Oh, yeah. No, sorry, you're right.
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{\an8}- Um, they're too good.
- Thank you.
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{\an8}What would you want
to do differently, Coach?
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{\an8}Well, for a start, I'd take Shannon off
there and leave her on the practice squad.
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{\an8}- She's not ready.
- Fair point.
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{\an8}Hey, you know what, that reminds me.
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{\an8}Henry told me this, "The more you take,
the more you leave behind." What am I?
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{\an8}- What're you doing?
- Say it again.
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{\an8}"The more you take,
the more you leave behind." What am I?
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{\an8}- Please stop.
- [Ted] I'm not gonna stop,
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{\an8}but I will pause.
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{\an8}[indistinct chattering]
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{\an8}All right, big game this weekend.
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{\an8}- Gaffer.
- Yep.
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{\an8}Can we ask you a couple of questions?
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{\an8}Oh, like one of them online quizzes?
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{\an8}'Cause if so, I consistently come up
as Princess Jasmine for some reason.
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{\an8}Ted, are you married?
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{\an8}- I'm sorry, what?
- Do you always eat alone?
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{\an8}- Are you seeing someone?
- [stammers] Um…
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{\an8}Are you lonely or just homesick or both?
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{\an8}- [Niamh] It's nothing to feel bad about.
- [Boots] It's all right if you are.
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{\an8}What is going on right now?
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{\an8}- Uh, we saw you.
- [Ted] Hmm?
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{\an8}- [Mady] Yeah.
- [players chattering]
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{\an8}- [Ted] Oh.
- Do you always wear those trousers?
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{\an8}- Never any jeans?
- I…
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{\an8}You're like Bart Simpson,
always wearing the same shorts.
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{\an8}Yeah, but at least
I don't eat mine, right? [chuckles]
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{\an8}Do you think Bart eats his own shorts?
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{\an8}Good point. I guess he famously encourages
other people to eat his shorts.
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{\an8}- You know? Okay?
- Yeah, he does.
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{\an8}Hey. Look, the real question is what we
gotta do this weekend to beat Chelsea?
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{\an8}Yeah? And the answer
is out on that practice pitch.
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{\an8}- So let's go!
- [cheering, chattering]
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{\an8}Okay? Okay, here we go, here we go.
All right, yeah.
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{\an8}Huh, that was interesting.
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{\an8}- Dumps.
- I'm sorry?
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{\an8}"The more you take, the more you
leave behind." My answer is dumps.
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{\an8}I'll allow it,
but I was actually looking for footsteps.
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{\an8}- [exhales sharply]
- That was a joke.
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{\an8}I mean, it was more of a riddle,
but I can see
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{\an8}how Coach's scatological take
might provide some levity
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{\an8}if you like potty humor.
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{\an8}- Which I do do.
- No, not that. That. That.
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{\an8}Whatever that was in there.
Them asking you about your dating life.
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{\an8}I mean, what?
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{\an8}Number one, it's inappropriate,
and number two, who cares?
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{\an8}[chuckles] Number two.
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{\an8}Well, I mean, it did catch me off guard
a little bit, but I don't mind it.
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{\an8}You're probably sensitive to it 'cause
it happens to you all the time, yeah?
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{\an8}Uh, no, they have never asked me anything,
which I am glad about. [chuckles]
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{\an8}Because, actually,
what they should be doing is,
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{\an8}they should be asking themselves
why they can't get their shit together
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before the biggest fucking game
of their careers.
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That's what they
should be asking themselves,
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if they're gonna ask themselves anything.
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If you ask me.
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Which you're not.
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[grunts] Because no one asks me anything.
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And that's fine. [scoffs]
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It's fine.
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No, it's fine. I don't even…
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I don't even care.
It doesn't even matter. [scoffs]
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[grunts, clears throat]
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It is fine.
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[Ted groans]
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[both groaning]
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Oi.
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Did you say oi or Roy?
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Why does that matter?
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Seems like you respond to either.
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Yeah. Well, I guess I do.
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Yeah.
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Sorry I can't be here on Saturday.
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I've got to be up in Newcastle
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with the meaningless secondary
fuck-all who-gives-a-shit men's team.
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[chuckles]
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- It's okay.
- But you will be in my thoughts.
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Me or the team?
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What does that matter?
Seems like you respond to either one.
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Oi, Roy.
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Just out of curiosity,
what date are you at?
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Nine.
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Interesting.
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Fuck.
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[knocks on door]
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[mutters indistinctly]
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[clears throat]
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- Hi. [chuckles]
- Hi.
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- Hello.
- Hey, Rebecca.
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Do you have any of those crisps
you had last time I came?
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Of course I do.
I've got them in especially.
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- Thank you.
- With the other treats next to the…
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[speaks Dutch]
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[in English] No, do!
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Stay wild, young woman!
Don't let them tame you!
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[chuckles]
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Hmm. Do you think I'll ever
get over this uniform?
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Is that why you became a pilot?
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No, I became a pilot for the plane food.
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[both chuckle]
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I missed you.
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- And I've missed you.
- [moans]
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[moans]
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I actually wanted to
talk to you about that.
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Yes?
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I got a job working for Virgin Atlantic.
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- Huh?
- I'm moving to London.
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- What?
- Mm-hmm.
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Uh… Wow. [chuckles]
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Uh, what about Jelka?
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They wouldn't hire her.
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- She's only ten.
- [chuckles]
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No. I told her mom about the job
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and she applied for a position
at her company's London branch.
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So I can be with Jelka and you.
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- That's amazing. God.
- [chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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Hey, Coach. Does Alice seem a little more,
spring-loaded than usual to you this week?
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Well, I think playing at Nelson Road
will do that to you.
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- Mm-hmm. It must be contagious then, huh?
- How's that?
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Well, I'm pretty sure
that must be why the, uh,
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team was grilling me
about eating a hot dog. Yeah?
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No. I think they just want
to know more about you.
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Hmm.
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Oi, Beard.
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Saw Jane's one-woman show last night.
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All three of us did.
[inhales sharply] Bloody hell…
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- What a performance.
- Yeah.
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I haven't cried like that
since my dad left me and my mum
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and then came back again. Fucking prick.
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I only stopped crying about it as
we started walking over here to you.
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Yeah, I hear it's a great show.
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What, haven't you seen it?
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Uh, I didn't know you fellas
were such big fans of the theater.
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No, we're not.
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- Theater's shite.
- [Ted] Mmm.
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Yeah, if I wanna hear someone shout and
scream for two hours, go round my mum's.
234
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,025
Fucking prick.
235
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,651
We're just big fans of Beard.
236
00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:11,987
Even after seeing the show.
237
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,705
I gotta go see that show.
238
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,875
- You sure that's a good idea, Coach?
- No.
239
00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,376
- You want to come with me?
- [chuckles]
240
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,378
Whose car are we gonna take?
241
00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,588
- We don't drive.
- No, it's from The Town.
242
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,173
- What town?
- The movie.
243
00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:33,175
What movie?
244
00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:41,058
[indistinct chattering, chuckling]
245
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,939
[Ted] I'm just glad they're not button fly
because that can be
246
00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,482
tough to manipulate
when your hands are cold.
247
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,983
- What is happening?
- [Ted chuckles]
248
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:55,071
Uh, the gals all chipped in and bought me
a brand new pair of blue jeans. [chuckles]
249
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,280
They even got my size right.
250
00:10:56,281 --> 00:11:00,535
My first job was at Levi's, so I can
guess anyone's size from a hundred meters.
251
00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,827
[Ted] Ooh, that's a good party trick.
252
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,789
- Except for our cousin Finley, now.
- 'Cause he's a liar.
253
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:07,041
- I know a 30 by 30 when I see one.
- [Chilton] Yeah, okay, well…
254
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,710
This many people in here
is actually a fire hazard, so, um,
255
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,587
you know… We could all die…
256
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,048
[snickers]
257
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:14,800
…if there was a fire.
258
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,427
Uh, yeah, you know,
Coach has got a real good point.
259
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,263
So, uh, we'll see you all
out on the pitch, huh?
260
00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,056
And thank you for these.
I really appreciate it.
261
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,433
We still have the receipt if you
want to get a darker wash or anything.
262
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,018
No, it goes with his skin tone. It's fine.
263
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,103
[Ted] Yeah, how about that?
264
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,437
Pretty darn thoughtful.
265
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,315
I haven't seen you wear jeans since we
went to that Cake concert at Bottleneck.
266
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,400
[Ted] Oh, that's right.
267
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,360
I remember we both bought
vibraslaps after seeing that show.
268
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,112
What you gotta do now
is you gotta get a jean jacket.
269
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,905
[Ted] W-What do they call that?
A Canadian tuxedo?
270
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,993
[Coach Beard] Yeah, except in Canada,
where they just call it a tuxedo.
271
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,122
[Ted] Man, we're gonna be nipping at
Chelsea's heels like a little puppy dog.
272
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:46,998
[Coach Beard] Little puppy underdog.
273
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:50,002
- [Ted barks]
- [players shouting indistinctly]
274
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,256
[whistle blows]
275
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,675
Shannon!
276
00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,927
You had Gemma on your left,
or if you'd have gone right,
277
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,512
you would have had a shot.
Instead, you did nothing.
278
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,141
All right, stop playing like you
know you don't belong on this team.
279
00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,519
Oi, Alice, back the fuck off.
280
00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,062
- What did you say?
- Gem, just leave it.
281
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,480
- Leave it.
- No, you heard me.
282
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,900
Leave her alone.
283
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,319
Here, Shannon,
I'll make a decision for you.
284
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,403
Go run five laps.
285
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,654
No, you don't have to do that.
286
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,366
- Do you want to join her?
- Ooh, you're a hard man, aren't you?
287
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,869
Both of you, ten laps.
288
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,996
No, fuck that.
289
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:30,209
- Everyone, 15 laps.
- [players groan]
290
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,170
Off you go.
291
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,672
Bitch.
292
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,467
Gem, Gem, come on.
293
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,970
[players speaking indistinctly]
294
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,653
Hey, Coach, you know how to barbecue?
295
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,989
- No.
- [scoffs] It's great.
296
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,116
Yeah, I don't mean just
tossing a burger on a grill.
297
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,826
I mean real barbecue, you know?
298
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,287
Low and slow, lots of smoke.
299
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,706
Kind of cooking that makes your neighbor
poke his head over the fence.
300
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,791
[chuckles]
301
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,878
See, when I first started learning,
I was always in a rush.
302
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,340
Just lifting that lid, poking the meat,
jacking that heat all the way up
303
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,968
because I was impatient and hungry.
304
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,052
Well, you know what happens?
305
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,596
The meat gets all tough.
306
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,100
I'd end up cooking all
the tenderness right out of it.
307
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,062
I kind of find that
people are the same way.
308
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,189
You know, you poke them
and prod them every five minutes,
309
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,567
they can get a little chewy.
310
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:41,279
But if you trust the process,
keep the temperature nice and steady,
311
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,740
add a little spice when necessary
and a little sauce to keep it sweet.
312
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:48,620
Well, you got a good shot of ending up
with something you're gonna be proud of.
313
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,456
I'll bear that in mind.
314
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,458
Yeah.
315
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,544
[sighs]
316
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,338
Boy, I just got real hungry.
317
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,971
[Ted whistling]
318
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,768
- Someone's in a good mood.
- Not really.
319
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,729
No, I just had that song
stuck in my head all day.
320
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,815
I'm a little concerned it's the
precursor to a full psychotic breakdown,
321
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,233
but maybe it's just a catchy tune.
322
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,819
- Here you go.
- Oh, thank God. [sighs]
323
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,239
- Oh, these might help.
- Uh-oh, someone's stressed out.
324
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,409
Come on, start sharing, Cheech Marin.
325
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,661
[sighs] Ted, Matthijs is moving to London.
326
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,955
Hey, well, I'll be Amster-darned.
327
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,291
- That's great.
- Yeah, it's, uh…
328
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,084
it's great.
329
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,713
Hmm, I'm catching some real opposite
day vibes from that response right there.
330
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,674
- No, no. It is great.
- Great.
331
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,301
- Right?
- I think so.
332
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,802
- [sighs] I don't know.
- Me neither.
333
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:52,266
I mean, this long distance thing
has been great for us for so long.
334
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,769
I have been microdosing our relationship.
335
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,980
Now, I'm just gonna
be going the full trip.
336
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:01,651
Like puking in a bucket in Peru like…
337
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,362
[imitates retching]
338
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,407
- Ya know?
- Yeah…
339
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,452
I never would have pegged you
as someone to, uh, use a drug metaphor.
340
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,080
- Ted, I'm dating a man from Amsterdam.
- That's a fair point.
341
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,874
But I don't get it.
I mean, what's wrong, Tommy Chong?
342
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,377
[inhales sharply] I don't know.
What if he starts hating me?
343
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,379
What if I start fucking hating him?
344
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,548
You know, what if this all goes for shit?
345
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:25,424
[sighs]
346
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,718
I just don't think
I can go through that again.
347
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:28,929
Hmm.
348
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:30,931
I hear that. [chuckles]
349
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:35,519
But I do think a lot of your concerns
are rooted in the past, you know.
350
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,939
And there's a reason that the rearview
mirror is smaller than the windshield.
351
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,191
[sighs] This helps.
352
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,317
Well, yeah.
353
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,027
I mean,
who needs drugs when you got friendship?
354
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,946
- Butter. Yeah.
- Yeah, butter. Yeah.
355
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,073
That's right.
356
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,121
Hey.
357
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,914
Ah. Hi.
358
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,708
Good luck with the match on Saturday.
359
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,335
Thanks. You too.
360
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,922
Maybe you could try and go on
date ten when you're up there.
361
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,968
'Cause then, when you're back,
you'll be done with all of that.
362
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:09,803
Then who knows?
363
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,639
I went on date ten last night.
364
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,933
Oh, did you now?
365
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,145
I've been wanting to tell you the, uh,
366
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,856
last couple of dates
been with the same woman.
367
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:22,941
Oh, yeah?
368
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:25,402
Well, the last few.
369
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,947
How few?
370
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,783
Dates six to ten.
371
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:34,995
Wow, that's great.
372
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,247
Right.
373
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,209
Shit, forgot my keys. [chuckles]
374
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,710
I, uh…
375
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,004
Silly me.
376
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,008
Slay the match this weekend.
377
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,011
[melancholic music playing]
378
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,067
[Ted grunts]
379
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,694
[grunts]
380
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:12,448
I don't like how new jeans tell you
how to sit versus the other way around.
381
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,659
- Shh!
- [whispering] Sorry about that.
382
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,204
- [projector whirring]
- [soft music plays]
383
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:22,459
- [gavel bangs]
- Order. Order in court.
384
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,210
Jane Payne.
385
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,380
You stand trial
for pretending to be pregnant
386
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:31,008
in order to manipulate your partner,
Beard, into marrying you.
387
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,719
- [Ted] Hmm?
- How do you plead?
388
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,391
Not not guilty, bitch.
389
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,353
[chuckles, clears throat] One more time.
390
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:46,357
[speaking Dutch]
391
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,652
[Rebecca, Jelka giggle]
392
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,070
- [in English] Hey.
- Hi.
393
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,447
Okay, I'll be back late.
394
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,616
You two, be good, please.
395
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,077
Mmm. [kisses]
396
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,789
Oh, and remember,
no sugars before bedtime.
397
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,458
Gives you nightmares.
Same goes for you, Jelka.
398
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,961
[Jelka chuckles]
399
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,962
Aye, aye, Captain.
400
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:10,465
- [Jelka snickering]
- [Rebecca chuckles]
401
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,343
[door closes]
402
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,804
- Who's ready for some nightmares?
- Me!
403
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,390
Me too! [chuckles]
404
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:21,434
- [Jane, as Coach Beard] Jane?
- Yes?
405
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:24,103
I'm your lover, your only friend,
406
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:28,191
mother and father,
your accountant and your master.
407
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,318
Oh, Beard.
408
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,945
You're everything.
I'll do anything for you.
409
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,615
Anything.
410
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,033
[gasps]
411
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:42,455
Hey, y'all, I'm gonna take Coach Beard
to Kansas City to eat some barbecue.
412
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,664
Hey, that sounds like me.
413
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,542
But before I go, Jane,
414
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,127
I wanna fuck you.
415
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,420
- That don't.
- [patron] Shh!
416
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:50,756
Sorry.
417
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,927
They all wanted to fuck me.
418
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,682
Was the baby real?
419
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,143
- [Jane gasps]
- [audience gasps]
420
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:09,607
To my husband, to my family,
to God and his rivals, it was not.
421
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,401
For I had fooled them all.
422
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:17,157
But to me,
the lie was the only thing that was real.
423
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,826
[baby crying]
424
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,051
[Ted] All right, we should probably
get outta here.
425
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,135
I have to go see her.
426
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,221
- No… 'Kay. [chuckles]
- [Coach Beard] Excuse me.
427
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,722
Excuse me. Excuse Me.
428
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,059
- Sorry about earlier. Excuse me.
- [Rebecca] Oh, big strawberry.
429
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:47,061
- Oh, brain freeze.
- [grunts]
430
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,730
Quick, put your tongue
to the roof of your mouth.
431
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,985
Wow, you're like a doctor.
432
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,320
[chuckles] Actually, let me just check.
433
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,530
Oh, my goodness.
434
00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,657
Oh, yes, and I diagnose that you
435
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,952
definitely need another 200
milligrams of strawberry ice cream.
436
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,871
[chuckles] Swapsies.
437
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:05,873
[chuckles]
438
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:08,375
So, uh…
439
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,795
How are you feeling
about this move to London?
440
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,506
Mmm, I feel happy, I think.
441
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,842
Yeah, happy for my mum's big job.
442
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,468
Oh, that's good.
443
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,722
But you know your mum's
moving to London for your dad's big job.
444
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,016
Uh, no, that's wrong.
445
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:27,102
Dad and me are moving to London for Mom.
446
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,647
Right. Good. That's good.
447
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,108
Good.
448
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,403
I think we're gonna
need some more ice cream.
449
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,654
[knocks on door]
450
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,907
Come in.
451
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,495
Hello, Jane.
452
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,331
Hello, what's his name.
453
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:49,624
[scoffs]
454
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,669
- You know goddamn well what my name is.
- [chuckles] You're right.
455
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:57,173
And I also knew you'd come see the show,
because the part of you
456
00:20:57,174 --> 00:21:01,594
that's still in love with me
actually hates me, and you love that.
457
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:03,680
You have to stop doing this show.
458
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,433
Convince me.
459
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:12,522
[grunting, moaning]
460
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:15,526
[Ted whistling]
461
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,246
What you doing?
462
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,540
- Oh, uh…
- Well, you can't whistle.
463
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,917
- Sure, I can. Listen. [whistles]
- No, no, no, no, no,
464
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,920
no, I mean, don't whistle.
465
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:38,297
- It's bad luck.
- Oh. Shoot, I'm sorry.
466
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,800
[chuckles] Superstition. I get it, yeah.
467
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,802
I think it's pretty neat that
someone can just be
468
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,470
mindlessly doing something
to soothe themselves,
469
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,099
and, depending on where they do it,
it could potentially lead to chaos.
470
00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:49,810
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
471
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,395
This has got to be
a fun place to work, yeah?
472
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:54,230
Yeah, it can be.
473
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:55,691
Yeah. What do you do here?
474
00:21:56,525 --> 00:22:00,111
- I am the stage manager.
- Ooh. I like that. Stage manager.
475
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:02,030
[chuckles] How'd you get into that?
476
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,323
You really wanna know?
477
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:08,620
Yeah. Yeah, or, I mean, I could just stand
here and stare at my phone, if you prefer.
478
00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:18,462
Okay. Well, I watched a production of
the Scottish Play by Shakespeare
479
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:22,675
when I ten, and I spent the whole play
480
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:26,637
trying to work out how there was
a balcony on the stage one minute
481
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,807
- and then a giant banquet table the next.
- Hmm. [chuckles]
482
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,476
I had absolutely no idea
what was going on in the play.
483
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:36,397
[chuckles] Yeah, because you wanted
to peek behind the curtain.
484
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:37,774
Yeah. Yeah.
485
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,276
But you never wanted to be an actor, huh?
486
00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:42,028
Oh, God, no.
487
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,571
They're all bonkers.
488
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:46,324
I mean, obviously, they're very brave,
the way they put themselves out there,
489
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,993
but, you know, I could never do that.
490
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:54,540
I guess I just wanted to, um, you know,
help them with what they do best.
491
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,251
Yeah. Like a theater coach. [chuckles]
492
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,129
Or a stage manager.
493
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:01,923
Right, you guys have
a term for that already. [chuckles]
494
00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:02,925
Hmm.
495
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,136
- Sorry, who are you?
- Oh, yeah, I'm just waiting for my buddy.
496
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:08,679
Uh, my name's Ted. Ted Lasso.
497
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,681
- Oh, from the play, you and Jane.
- Yeah.
498
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,391
Well, no, no, no, no, no, not like that.
499
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,894
But, I mean, you know, that was,
um, artistic license.
500
00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:17,939
You know, the, uh, subjective gaze,
which I-I fully respect, you know.
501
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:20,483
Uh, there's an emotional truth there,
but not actual, no.
502
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:22,568
[stage crew, on radio]
We've got a bad leak in the A zone.
503
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,655
- Yeah, I should probably go.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
504
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:27,448
Nice jeans, by the way.
505
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:30,577
Oh, thank you. Yeah, no.
Uh, 22 young women bought them for me.
506
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:32,829
Ah.
507
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,499
[thud, clattering in distance]
508
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,543
Is that 'cause I whistled?
509
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,586
Yeah.
510
00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,465
- [door opens]
- Hmm.
511
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,925
[groaning]
512
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:47,552
- [Beard sighs]
- You all right, bud?
513
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:51,597
[inhales sharply] The good news is
Jane's agreed not to do the show anymore.
514
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,099
- Great.
- The bad news is
515
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,309
it's because her producers want
to take it to the West End
516
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,728
and have either Jennifer Lawrence
or Emma Stone play her part
517
00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:00,690
- and make it the biggest show in London.
- So you punched a mirror.
518
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:04,610
- No, I headbutted it.
- Ooh, okay.
519
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,737
Yeah, we should get you out of here.
Come on.
520
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,447
- Was someone whistling out here?
- Yeah, somebody.
521
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,533
I don't know who it was though.
Have you seen Macbeth?
522
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:11,617
[screams]
523
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:12,619
[thuds]
524
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,746
[grunts] Okay.
525
00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:20,752
[Matthijs sighs]
526
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:27,801
- Morning.
- Morning.
527
00:24:31,847 --> 00:24:33,599
- Are you okay?
- Yep.
528
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,061
All right.
529
00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:42,064
- I love you…
- [inhales deeply]
530
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:44,067
…but you're gonna
have to tell me what's up.
531
00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:47,112
- [chuckles] Nothing. I'm fine.
- Hmm.
532
00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:50,239
Never in the history of all of mankind
533
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:54,035
has a woman ever said she was fine
when she actually was.
534
00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,037
[chuckles]
535
00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:57,706
All right. Um…
536
00:24:58,790 --> 00:24:59,791
Look.
537
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,253
Obviously, you can move wherever you want.
538
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:08,132
I just feel like maybe
we might have discussed it,
539
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,093
and we didn't.
540
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,262
Yes.
541
00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,682
You're right, and I am sorry.
542
00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:19,937
I assumed you'd be happy.
543
00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:22,563
[sighs]
544
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,525
But I feel that there's
something else going on here.
545
00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:28,486
Uh, yeah, why… [sighs]
Why are you really moving to London?
546
00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,029
- What?
- Just tell me the truth.
547
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:33,199
You're moving here
because your ex needs to move here.
548
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,868
It's not the other way around.
You're moving here for her job.
549
00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:38,788
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you talking about? Wha…
550
00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:40,915
- Why do you think that?
- Jelka told me.
551
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:44,001
Well, she's wrong. She got it mixed up.
Please, she's ten.
552
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,212
Why were you guys even talking about this?
553
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:48,714
No, I was…
I was just asking her about the move.
554
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,592
Well, I wish you hadn't.
555
00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:54,429
You know, she's in the middle enough
with me and her mom's shit.
556
00:25:56,890 --> 00:26:01,102
Look, I've worked really hard
to shield her from any of that.
557
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,479
And I don't want her
to be brought into it.
558
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,022
Right, okay. Look, it's fine.
559
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,441
No, it's not fine.
560
00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:12,865
Look, I wanted to move here
'cause I thought we were in a good place.
561
00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,078
Okay. I'm sorry.
562
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,372
[exhales deeply]
563
00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:23,166
I think we should take a break.
564
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:29,590
Take some time apart to see,
to feel if this is what we really want.
565
00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:31,341
Both of us.
566
00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:32,968
[Jelka] Papa!
567
00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:37,805
- [sighs]
- Papa, can we make pancakes?
568
00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:39,600
- Please.
- [Matthijs] I'm sorry.
569
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:41,727
[door opens]
570
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:44,604
- [sighs]
- [door closes]
571
00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:46,356
[whispering] Fuck.
572
00:26:49,902 --> 00:26:52,361
[Lowe] For the first time
in their brief history,
573
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:56,365
AFC Richmond Women welcome their fans
to their ancestral home,
574
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:59,493
the dog track itself, Nelson Road Stadium,
575
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:03,998
for a tantalizing FA Cup match
against the mighty Chelsea.
576
00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:07,210
I'm Rebecca Lowe here with
England legend Jill Scott.
577
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:10,296
Jill, do Richmond have
any kind of chance today?
578
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:13,132
[sighs] It's the eternal question,
isn't it, Rebecca?
579
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:17,262
Where sport and probability
join in the purest congress.
580
00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:19,055
Let's call that a yes.
581
00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:23,059
It's also Richmond's first ever
televised match.
582
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:25,144
Kickoff is moments away.
583
00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,898
- Right. Away then, lassies. Come on.
- Come on, girls. Let's go.
584
00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,233
Don't let the crowd intimidate you.
585
00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:31,902
No one intimidates me.
586
00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:35,947
Except for Cynthia Erivo maybe, but that's
more of an admiration thing, ya know?
587
00:27:35,948 --> 00:27:37,073
Duh.
588
00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:38,700
Let's give them a fucking show.
589
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:41,370
[players whooping, cheering]
590
00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:46,624
[Lowe] And as these athletes step onto
the pitch for the first time
591
00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:49,794
at a sold-out Nelson Road,
let's listen to the crowd.
592
00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:51,295
[Jill] Don't strain your ears.
593
00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:54,257
It may be sold-out,
but it's also only half-full.
594
00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:55,716
["Unstoppable" plays]
595
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:58,720
- [Mady] It's my time.
- [Niamh, Siobhan] It's my time.
596
00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:02,306
It's my time.
597
00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:05,726
That video is so loud
with the stadium so empty.
598
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,270
- Maybe traffic's bad.
- [Gemma] It's my time.
599
00:28:07,271 --> 00:28:11,190
N-No, it was better than usual, actually,
because I got here quite early.
600
00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:14,111
I just tucked myself in a bathroom stall
and read my book.
601
00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:16,697
Oh, actually…
602
00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,325
Yeah, I left it. I left it in there.
Just gonna…
603
00:28:23,287 --> 00:28:24,412
[whistle blows]
604
00:28:24,413 --> 00:28:26,289
[Lowe] Ten minutes in
and its been all Chelsea.
605
00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:28,541
They've completely shutdown Gemma Jay.
606
00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:31,043
They've had 95% possession
607
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:33,880
and Richmond can't even
get close enough to touch them.
608
00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:36,549
[Jill] Also, not close enough
to touch each other,
609
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,218
any two members of
this uncomfortably sparse crowd.
610
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,429
This is so embarrassing.
611
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,472
Matthijs and Jelka didn't even show up.
612
00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:45,142
Yes, uh, he's…
613
00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:47,935
had to work. Sorry.
614
00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:51,230
- Oh, hello, you lucky people.
- [Rebecca chuckles]
615
00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:52,523
- Anyone sitting here?
- Mm-mmm.
616
00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:54,067
No one sitting? No? Great.
617
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:55,611
Oh. [grunts]
618
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:59,281
Chair for my bag too. It loves it.
619
00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:03,368
God, there's barely anyone here.
[chuckles]
620
00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:07,079
Oh, come on, Keeley.
621
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,831
The only way forward is through,
622
00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:14,253
and sometimes the best way through
is to get fucked up.
623
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:15,630
Oh. [chuckles]
624
00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:16,714
Right? Yeah?
625
00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:19,133
You guys go ahead, yeah?
I've fucked up enough already today.
626
00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:21,094
- Oh, no, I'll be back. It's okay, thanks.
- [both stammer]
627
00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:23,095
[sighs]
628
00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,514
Hmm.
629
00:29:24,515 --> 00:29:25,516
Oh, well.
630
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:30,144
Mmm.
631
00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:32,022
Mmm? Mmm, mmm.
632
00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,148
- Come on.
- Fuck it.
633
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,442
Little sippy dippy.
634
00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:38,237
Great. Let's get wankered.
635
00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:40,530
- [laughs]
- Oh!
636
00:29:40,531 --> 00:29:42,698
- [coughs]
- [whistle blows]
637
00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:44,867
[Lowe] One-way traffic
as the champions continue
638
00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:47,286
to brush aside the FA Cup debutantes.
639
00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,704
Grammer with the cross,
640
00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:52,875
Grewal with a header,
and it's 1-nil inside 15 minutes.
641
00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:54,085
[Jill] Chelsea are too good.
642
00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:55,462
Fucking shit.
643
00:29:58,924 --> 00:29:59,967
I don't get it.
644
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:03,387
There was so much support
for that video online.
645
00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:05,264
Now there's no one here for us.
646
00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:09,183
Well, there's a big difference between
tapping a screen and showing up,
647
00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:10,227
isn't there?
648
00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:18,651
I know what you're doing
is important to you.
649
00:30:18,652 --> 00:30:23,489
I mean, if it wasn't, you wouldn't be
taking so much time away from KBPR.
650
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,285
I… I just think it can also be fun.
651
00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:31,956
I mean, you… you were the one that
showed me how important it is
652
00:30:31,957 --> 00:30:34,042
to have… have fun too.
653
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,254
Hmm. You're right.
654
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,214
Maybe I shouldn't be
so focused on all of this.
655
00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:41,966
Oh, no, no, you should be.
656
00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:43,968
'Cause I can manage the company.
657
00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:45,261
Don't worry about that.
658
00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:46,596
I love being the boss.
659
00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:49,891
I mean, and I love turning up
to work early, sitting at my desk,
660
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:51,434
so that when everyone else comes in,
661
00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:53,186
they see me
and they already think they're in trouble.
662
00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:55,813
I mean, I love… I love that. I really do.
663
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,024
- [chuckles]
- You know, don't lose focus.
664
00:30:58,025 --> 00:30:59,108
That's important.
665
00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:03,405
I just think you can have
a little more fun with your perspective.
666
00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,785
- Thank you, Barbara.
- Yeah. Okay, um, all right.
667
00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,078
Well, I'll leave you to it.
668
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:12,830
I'm gonna go and, um, finish my book
669
00:31:12,831 --> 00:31:15,082
before the queue gets too long
at halftime.
670
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,959
- Okay.
- [Barbara] Okay.
671
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,795
- I'll save your seat.
- Yeah.
672
00:31:21,757 --> 00:31:23,592
[sighs]
673
00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:27,803
[Lowe] Chelsea are doing
whatever they want out there.
674
00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,847
It's only a matter of time until…
675
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:30,849
[gasps] Mullan!
676
00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:32,558
And it's 2-nil.
677
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:35,019
- [screams, grunts]
- [whistle blows]
678
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,646
[Jill] Quinn can scream all she wants,
679
00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:40,316
or she can put that energy into
shopping for some goalie gloves.
680
00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:41,901
[Lowe] This Richmond coaching staff are
681
00:31:41,902 --> 00:31:44,028
about to have
quite the challenging halftime.
682
00:31:44,029 --> 00:31:47,698
They'll really need their heads together
to get the Greyhounds out of this.
683
00:31:47,699 --> 00:31:50,244
- Find that classic Lasso positivity.
- So, look, here's…
684
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:52,954
- Defense. You know, there's no defense.
- There's not.
685
00:31:52,955 --> 00:31:54,247
I'm just gonna go get some fresh air, okay?
686
00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:57,584
- Yes, yes. Sorry if we…
- Don't be sorry. [chuckles]
687
00:31:58,126 --> 00:31:59,335
- I'll see you in a bit.
- [kisses]
688
00:31:59,336 --> 00:32:01,255
- Oh.
- [Keeley] Okay. [exclaims] Yeah.
689
00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:05,175
Ooh.
690
00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:08,636
- Tough lot for that one.
- How so?
691
00:32:08,637 --> 00:32:13,517
Well, because she's a dreamer, isn't she?
And, you know, life can be hard on them.
692
00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:16,602
That's why she needs you,
because you get shit done.
693
00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:18,939
- Oh. Yeah, yeah.
- You're a doer like me.
694
00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:21,315
Well, I'd get a lot more done
695
00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:24,235
if my little dreamer
would listen to me occasionally.
696
00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:27,154
Well, it's hard to hear reason
over the trumpets of angels, you know?
697
00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:28,990
- Ooh.
- But, yeah,
698
00:32:28,991 --> 00:32:31,158
- the world needs both, you know.
- [imitates trumpet]
699
00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:33,536
- It needs dreamers and the doers.
- Yeah.
700
00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:34,745
It's like the Eurythmics.
701
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:37,123
- Oh, fucking love the Eurythmics.
- I fucking love the Eurythmics.
702
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:39,542
I fucking love the Eurythmics.
I was at their very first show.
703
00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:40,710
- No, you weren't.
- I was,
704
00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:43,797
and there were more people on the stage
than there were in the audience.
705
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:46,757
- There's only two of them.
- I know. It was just me.
706
00:32:46,758 --> 00:32:48,676
- [blows raspberry]
- [chuckles]
707
00:32:48,677 --> 00:32:50,220
- Rebecca.
- What?
708
00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:53,556
Leslie.
709
00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:56,642
It's halftime. Are you ready?
The check for the children.
710
00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:58,895
- Yes, that's now.
- [muttering]
711
00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:01,230
- [groans]
- Coming through. Coming through.
712
00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:02,523
[Rebecca] Doers play on.
713
00:33:02,524 --> 00:33:03,734
- [Higgins] Okay.
- [barks]
714
00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:05,943
[Zelda laughs]
715
00:33:05,944 --> 00:33:08,154
Play on, doer.
716
00:33:08,155 --> 00:33:09,572
Yes, play on!
717
00:33:09,573 --> 00:33:11,199
That was pathetic.
718
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,826
Your first televised match,
and this is how you play.
719
00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,286
Maybe you ran us too hard this week.
720
00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:16,997
It's not my fault you're the ones
playing like shit.
721
00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:20,667
Fucking embarrassing yourselves.
You're embarrassing all of us.
722
00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:23,794
Hey, Coach,
723
00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:26,757
you and I should have a little chat
after the match today, all right?
724
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:32,345
Um, I'm not quite sure
this is a good idea.
725
00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:34,931
I disagree, Leslie.
I think it's a great idea.
726
00:33:34,932 --> 00:33:41,479
In fact, I think it's the greatest idea
that anybody has ever had.
727
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,482
All right. Oh, God.
728
00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:46,193
[exclaims]
729
00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:48,403
Oi!
730
00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:53,116
AFC Richmond is always
supporting this community.
731
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:58,663
And so a big thank you to this community
732
00:33:58,664 --> 00:34:01,582
for supporting AFC Richmond today.
733
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:04,086
[crowd cheering]
734
00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:08,422
{\an8}But… But now, a message
735
00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:13,886
for the greatest football supporters
in the world
736
00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:16,263
{\an8}who are not here today.
737
00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:18,140
{\an8}Where are you?
738
00:34:18,141 --> 00:34:19,642
Am I right?
739
00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:22,812
- Yeah! Yeah, where are you?
- Where are you?
740
00:34:22,813 --> 00:34:26,566
Where are you?
741
00:34:26,567 --> 00:34:29,901
[all chanting] Where are you?
Where are you?
742
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,904
- Where are you? Yeah.
- Where are you?
743
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,363
Where the fuck are you?
744
00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:34,532
Yeah!
745
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:38,620
Yeah! Where are you?
746
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:40,413
Maybe we should have went to the game.
747
00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:44,042
[Rebecca] Let's be having you! Come on!
748
00:34:46,795 --> 00:34:47,795
[imitates explosion]
749
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:49,589
[grunts]
750
00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:51,465
- [Rebecca] That is how you do it!
- [feedback whines]
751
00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:52,800
Yes, you do!
752
00:34:52,801 --> 00:34:54,719
- Whoo-hoo!
- Great. Great.
753
00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:01,392
[Ted] Okay.
754
00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:05,188
So Chelsea's playing pretty good,
which ain't a shock.
755
00:35:05,189 --> 00:35:07,356
We all seen the game film. [chuckles]
756
00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:09,443
They got more highlights than
a Real Housewife.
757
00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,986
But hey, we only down two goals.
758
00:35:11,987 --> 00:35:14,739
You know, last time I checked,
two ain't three,
759
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,158
and I see y'all trying out there.
760
00:35:17,326 --> 00:35:20,996
So if you ask me,
y'all got nothing to be embarrassed about.
761
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,041
Embarrassed.
762
00:35:27,336 --> 00:35:31,088
Look, I know us coaches up here
can ask a lot of y'all at times.
763
00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:33,300
And some of those times,
you don't give us what we want.
764
00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:37,887
But I also know that there are times
when you ask something of us,
765
00:35:37,888 --> 00:35:40,307
and we could do a lot better job
communicating with you.
766
00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:41,975
So I'ma start.
767
00:35:43,894 --> 00:35:45,145
No, I'm not married.
768
00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:48,481
I was, you know, for a while.
769
00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:50,358
Shoot, I've known my ex-wife
770
00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:53,361
longer than some of y'all in this room
have been alive. [chuckles]
771
00:35:53,362 --> 00:35:56,072
And her and I, we, uh,
we co-parent our son Henry,
772
00:35:56,073 --> 00:35:57,991
who I know y'all have met a few times.
773
00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:01,370
And every other Sunday
after I drop him off at his mom's,
774
00:36:02,663 --> 00:36:04,414
I make the choice to eat alone.
775
00:36:07,209 --> 00:36:09,002
No, I'm not dating anyone.
776
00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:11,797
I think I'm ready to, though.
777
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,466
I think.
778
00:36:15,676 --> 00:36:19,805
And no, I, uh, would not
describe myself as lonely. [chuckles]
779
00:36:20,681 --> 00:36:23,724
Mostly because of you all, you know,
and you guys.
780
00:36:23,725 --> 00:36:26,478
And a bunch of folks
we get to work with around here.
781
00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:29,188
I'll be honest with you.
782
00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:31,441
I was a little rattled
when I saw that photo y'all took of me.
783
00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:35,821
Because if I didn't know me, and I saw me,
784
00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:39,115
well, I'd think that me was
the loneliest man I'd ever seen.
785
00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:40,784
You know? [chuckles]
786
00:36:42,077 --> 00:36:43,161
Yeah.
787
00:36:43,745 --> 00:36:45,122
And I was embarrassed.
788
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,168
Embarrassed.
789
00:36:50,335 --> 00:36:54,630
An emotion so useless, it should
be embarrassed of itself. [chuckles]
790
00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:56,800
And yet, it can trap any of us.
791
00:36:57,801 --> 00:37:00,429
Keep us small, scared,
792
00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:03,264
till we bust out of it, you know.
793
00:37:03,265 --> 00:37:04,933
It's like that quote. What is it? Um…
794
00:37:05,684 --> 00:37:09,729
"When embarrassed to remain
in a tight bud…"
795
00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,147
"A risk to remain tight in a bud."
796
00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:13,942
That's it. Yeah, how-how does it go?
797
00:37:15,861 --> 00:37:18,196
"And the day came
when the risk to remain tight in a bud
798
00:37:18,197 --> 00:37:20,824
was more painful
than the risk it took to blossom."
799
00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:24,035
That's the one.
800
00:37:24,036 --> 00:37:25,037
Thank you, Coach.
801
00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:28,414
"When the risk to remain tight in a bud
802
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:31,793
was more painful
than the risk it took to blossom."
803
00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:35,254
When the risk to feel embarrassed
804
00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:39,092
becomes more painful
than the risk it takes to try.
805
00:37:39,843 --> 00:37:41,762
Well, I know which risk I'd rather take.
806
00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:43,597
I need to take.
807
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,393
It's the same one I want for y'all,
you know, in here and out there.
808
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,480
So I say, in the second half,
809
00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:54,524
we try and get a goal.
810
00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:56,776
[players chuckle]
811
00:37:56,777 --> 00:38:00,029
[Ted] And then, a little later,
try to score another one.
812
00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:02,240
And once we tie this sucker up,
813
00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:04,825
we just have some fun
and try to get one more.
814
00:38:04,826 --> 00:38:06,160
Yeah? How's that sound?
815
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:08,204
- Yep.
- [Ted] Right, yeah?
816
00:38:08,205 --> 00:38:09,705
- Okay.
- Yep. Yep.
817
00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:12,124
Okay, we got a few more minutes
before we got to get back out there.
818
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:14,043
So does anybody else have
any other questions for me?
819
00:38:14,044 --> 00:38:16,087
- [players murmur]
- [player] Yeah.
820
00:38:16,088 --> 00:38:17,381
- Yeah. Okay.
- [whistle blows]
821
00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:20,424
[Lowe] Well, it's been
the proverbial game of two halves.
822
00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:23,803
Richmond have transformed
and Chelsea have their hands full
823
00:38:23,804 --> 00:38:26,265
against the side
that has found their fight.
824
00:38:27,224 --> 00:38:28,684
- [Niamh] Yeah, over there.
- Keep going.
825
00:38:32,563 --> 00:38:34,690
[Lowe] Here's Harrigan.
To the other Harrigan.
826
00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:38,277
Gemma Jay lurking like a shark.
827
00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:40,737
Harrigan, she sends it in.
828
00:38:45,033 --> 00:38:47,535
- Oh, what a goal!
- [cheering]
829
00:38:47,536 --> 00:38:50,788
- Richmond just struck back and it's 2-1.
- Hey! All right!
830
00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:54,125
[Jill] Gemma Jay is nothing less
than a modern day Colossus.
831
00:38:54,126 --> 00:38:55,794
Stay out of her Gemma way.
832
00:38:58,172 --> 00:39:01,299
[Lowe] Since she scored her goal,
Jay has been everywhere
833
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,843
and Chelsea just cannot solve her speed.
834
00:39:03,844 --> 00:39:05,469
[grunts]
835
00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,847
- [Jill] Well, that's one way to do it.
- [whistle blows]
836
00:39:07,848 --> 00:39:09,932
[groaning, jeering]
837
00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,184
- Hey!
- You've got to be kidding me.
838
00:39:11,185 --> 00:39:13,395
- Is she all right?
- [chattering]
839
00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:16,105
- You okay?
- Yeah.
840
00:39:16,106 --> 00:39:17,648
- You all right?
- Yeah, all good.
841
00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,650
[Lowe] Jay and El Sherif
over the free kick here,
842
00:39:19,651 --> 00:39:21,611
but everyone in this stadium
knows who's taking it.
843
00:39:21,612 --> 00:39:23,238
Do you want to do a Robbie or a Gary?
844
00:39:25,157 --> 00:39:28,367
[crowd chanting]
Who has the ball? Gemma Jay.
845
00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:30,995
Who has the ball? Gemma Jay.
846
00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:33,080
[Lowe] All eyes on Jay.
847
00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:35,666
Gemma Jay. Who has the ball?
848
00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:38,002
- Gemma Jay.
- [whistle blows]
849
00:39:38,003 --> 00:39:39,754
[Lowe] Here she comes.
850
00:39:39,755 --> 00:39:41,006
No!
851
00:39:45,427 --> 00:39:51,015
And that is a stunner of an equalizer
from Margy El Sherif!
852
00:39:51,016 --> 00:39:54,435
- [cheering]
- [laughing]
853
00:39:54,436 --> 00:39:56,730
[Jill] This game is their hostage now.
854
00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:02,235
[Lowe] Ten minutes left,
and this game is not done with us yet.
855
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:03,654
Powell from distance!
856
00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:06,364
- [crowd groans]
- [Lowe] It's another corner for Richmond!
857
00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:08,491
[Jill] What a turnaround, Rebecca.
858
00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:10,701
I never knew greyhounds could purr.
859
00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:12,245
[Lowe] They've been relentless, Jill.
860
00:40:12,246 --> 00:40:13,747
Song to take the corner.
861
00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:18,669
Davis!
862
00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,170
Off the post!
863
00:40:21,171 --> 00:40:24,383
[Jill] They can't afford
to squander these chances.
864
00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:26,050
[Lowe] Chelsea on the attack.
865
00:40:26,051 --> 00:40:27,886
Grammer… Drumis!
866
00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:30,264
Peretti!
867
00:40:30,889 --> 00:40:32,014
- Yes!
- Yes! Boots!
868
00:40:32,015 --> 00:40:35,601
A stunning triple safe from Boots Quinn.
My word.
869
00:40:35,602 --> 00:40:38,813
General rule of thumb
is to trust a gloveless goalie
870
00:40:38,814 --> 00:40:41,649
about as much as you trust
a headless haberdasher.
871
00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:44,986
- [shouts]
- [Jill] But today, I'll let it slide.
872
00:40:44,987 --> 00:40:45,988
Right back post!
873
00:40:49,074 --> 00:40:51,201
[dramatic music plays]
874
00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:56,163
[Lowe] Gemma Jay is in.
875
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:58,625
Keeper's off her line. Is this the moment?
876
00:41:01,253 --> 00:41:03,963
- No! It's off the bar!
- [crowd groans]
877
00:41:03,964 --> 00:41:05,132
[Beard groans]
878
00:41:06,383 --> 00:41:08,802
[Lowe] Handler thumps it down the pitch.
879
00:41:09,887 --> 00:41:12,263
Oh, great control by Mullan in space.
880
00:41:12,264 --> 00:41:14,057
And now, here come Chelsea again.
881
00:41:16,268 --> 00:41:17,936
It's Peretti!
882
00:41:19,396 --> 00:41:20,606
[Jill] Oh, no!
883
00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:24,066
[Lowe] She scores!
884
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:25,735
Chelsea have done it.
885
00:41:25,736 --> 00:41:28,446
A cruel deflection
puts Richmond to the sword
886
00:41:28,447 --> 00:41:32,200
despite a brave
and determined second half performance
887
00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:35,037
that no one who witnessed
will soon forget.
888
00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:42,669
[blows raspberry]
I think I'm gonna go see them.
889
00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:47,590
[sighs deeply]
890
00:41:47,591 --> 00:41:48,966
Excellent.
891
00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:51,719
Today has been a complete disaster.
892
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,472
My babe, you don't seem to realize
893
00:41:54,473 --> 00:41:56,183
this is the best thing
that could've happened.
894
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,809
I'd laugh at that, but I'm too depressed.
895
00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:00,019
Well, don't you see?
896
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:02,939
Your little dreamer, Keeley,
has had her wings melted.
897
00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:06,151
Yeah, yeah, she's sad today.
Tomorrow she'll be okay.
898
00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:11,365
And most importantly,
she'll be more inclined to listen to you.
899
00:42:16,078 --> 00:42:17,787
[Keeley] You all played great, well done.
900
00:42:17,788 --> 00:42:19,248
It was so close.
901
00:42:19,915 --> 00:42:21,999
It was a really fantastic effort, yeah?
902
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,084
Hey.
903
00:42:23,085 --> 00:42:27,171
I'm so sorry that the stadium's so empty.
I… I fucked up.
904
00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:29,131
- What're you talking about?
- What?
905
00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:32,343
That crowd was twice as big as our usual
home games. You know that, don't you?
906
00:42:32,344 --> 00:42:35,388
That is more people than we have
ever played in front of, okay?
907
00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:39,726
Those voices in your head,
tell them to shut the fuck up, all right?
908
00:42:40,644 --> 00:42:42,019
You smashed it.
909
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,021
Okay.
910
00:42:44,982 --> 00:42:45,983
[sighs]
911
00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:50,487
You know, Ted,
912
00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:53,198
we might have a coach problem.
913
00:42:54,741 --> 00:42:56,285
Don't you mean
we might have a problem, Coach?
914
00:42:59,997 --> 00:43:00,998
Nope.
915
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:03,834
- All right.
- Later, y'all.
916
00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:06,085
- [Ted] Bye now.
- [door closes]
917
00:43:06,086 --> 00:43:08,088
[zipping up bag]
918
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,550
[Alice clears throat]
919
00:43:12,551 --> 00:43:14,428
You wanted to speak to me?
920
00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:17,472
Um, yeah, that's right. Hmm.
921
00:43:23,228 --> 00:43:26,606
I'm pretty sure I encouraged you to take
it a little easier on the team, didn't I?
922
00:43:26,607 --> 00:43:29,443
[scoffs] What, yeah,
with the whole barbecue thing?
923
00:43:30,027 --> 00:43:31,987
This game was so much bigger than that.
924
00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:34,198
This was their chance to make a statement.
925
00:43:34,781 --> 00:43:38,075
Well, that's one of the great things about
sports. There's always another chance.
926
00:43:38,076 --> 00:43:39,995
Yeah, not in my experience.
927
00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:41,663
Mm-hmm.
928
00:43:42,873 --> 00:43:43,956
You know, Alice,
929
00:43:43,957 --> 00:43:47,252
I had the privilege of working with
another coach who had your fire.
930
00:43:48,504 --> 00:43:51,423
Unfortunately, I didn't notice
what was going on with him before, uh…
931
00:43:52,132 --> 00:43:54,176
well, before he'd been burned to a crisp.
932
00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:58,095
So, in the hopes
of learning from my mistakes,
933
00:43:58,096 --> 00:44:00,098
I'm going to try
a different approach with you.
934
00:44:02,392 --> 00:44:04,436
I'm gonna suspend you for a match.
935
00:44:07,397 --> 00:44:10,442
But there's only one match left
and then it's the Christmas break.
936
00:44:11,026 --> 00:44:14,028
Well, maybe that'll give you some time
to think about what's going on.
937
00:44:14,029 --> 00:44:16,240
Make some adjustments and hopefully
we'll see you in the new year.
938
00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:25,165
[door opens]
939
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,334
[door slams]
940
00:44:30,921 --> 00:44:32,089
[sighs]
941
00:44:39,137 --> 00:44:42,098
- [singsongy] …relaxed and I feel ready…
- [laughing]
942
00:44:42,099 --> 00:44:46,310
- …to party…
- [Keeley] Party!
943
00:44:46,311 --> 00:44:49,063
- …with the best of them.
- [Rebecca] …with the best of them.
944
00:44:49,064 --> 00:44:52,984
- And I'm gonna go down to the river…
- [both laughing]
945
00:44:52,985 --> 00:44:56,946
Oh, this is totally
you at the match today. [chuckles]
946
00:44:56,947 --> 00:45:00,741
- Oh, God, I'm such a mess.
- No, no, you're not a mess.
947
00:45:00,742 --> 00:45:01,826
It was funny.
948
00:45:01,827 --> 00:45:04,370
Well, at least there were only
seven people there to see me.
949
00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:06,373
[both laughing]
950
00:45:10,627 --> 00:45:12,461
[sobbing]
951
00:45:12,462 --> 00:45:13,713
Oh, my God.
952
00:45:13,714 --> 00:45:15,339
Oh, my God, I'm so…
953
00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:18,552
That was so insensitive…
A really terrible joke.
954
00:45:19,761 --> 00:45:23,348
No, it was, it was a good joke.
I loved your joke.
955
00:45:24,641 --> 00:45:26,684
I love that I have a friend
that can make mean,
956
00:45:26,685 --> 00:45:32,315
awful jokes at my expense,
because you're not mean or awful at all.
957
00:45:32,316 --> 00:45:34,276
Oh…
958
00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:38,321
[cries] I'm… I'm just worrying about Roy.
959
00:45:38,322 --> 00:45:39,948
Oh, no, what?
960
00:45:41,074 --> 00:45:43,326
- Oh.
- He's met someone,
961
00:45:43,327 --> 00:45:44,410
and he's gonna marry her,
962
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,287
and they're gonna have babies,
and I'm a mess.
963
00:45:46,288 --> 00:45:48,539
Oh, no, no, you're not a mess.
964
00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:49,999
I'm the mess.
965
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,001
[sighs]
966
00:45:51,919 --> 00:45:55,422
Matthijs said he was
gonna move here and I… [sighs]
967
00:45:56,465 --> 00:45:59,884
…and I freaked out and now I've
totally ruined it and we're on a break.
968
00:45:59,885 --> 00:46:01,719
- Oh, my God.
- Yes.
969
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:05,139
- No. Oh, that's so bad.
- [stammers] I know, isn't it?
970
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,600
And so I'm the mess.
971
00:46:08,143 --> 00:46:09,602
Oh, shit.
972
00:46:09,603 --> 00:46:11,104
I think we're both messes.
973
00:46:12,898 --> 00:46:13,982
Yes.
974
00:46:15,817 --> 00:46:18,361
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Oh, God.
975
00:46:18,362 --> 00:46:20,906
Oh, my, the back of my head hurts.
976
00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:24,283
I bet it does. You had a good time today.
977
00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:26,078
I don't even like vodka.
978
00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:28,121
You'll be all right.
979
00:46:30,207 --> 00:46:33,668
- [crying] I don't know.
- [laughs]
980
00:46:33,669 --> 00:46:35,712
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