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* NA NA NA NA NA
NA-NA NA-NA *

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* YOU'RE A REAL FINE LADY *

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* BUT YOUR WALK'S
A LITTLE SHADY *

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* STEP ON THE STRIP
ON TIME *

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Christian: NEED A RIDE?

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Woman: I DON'T RIDE FOR FREE,

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HONEY...

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BUT MAYBE I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION

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FOR A PRETTY BOY LIKE YOU.

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* OH, START TO GO ON
WITH YOUR BAD SELF *

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Woman: OW! OW!

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GOD...THIS CAR.

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Christian: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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A HOOKER WOULDN'T SAY THAT.

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Woman: I'M A MODEL.

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I'M NOT AN ACTRESS.

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THIS IS TOTALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.

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Christian: EVERYTHING IS A DRAMA

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WITH YOU.

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I'M TRYING TO MAKE THIS

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RELATIONSHIP WORK.

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Woman: AND I'M NOT?

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I'M THE ONE WITH CANDLE WAX

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BURNS ON HER ASS.

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I'M THE ONE STANDING OUT

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ON THE STREET CORNER

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WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT.

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I BUST MY BUTT TO FULFILL EVERY

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SEXUAL DESIRE YOU HAVE.

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I WANT A LITTLE GODDAMN

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APPRECIATION.

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Christian: GET IN.

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* AHH *

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* MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *

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* MAKE ME

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A PERFECT SOUL,

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A PERFECT MIND,

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A PERFECT FACE,

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A PERFECT LIFE *

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Christian: MR. MANTEGNA, TELL ME

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WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT

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YOURSELF.

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Mr. Mantegna: THAT WOULD BE

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MY TITS.

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I WORK OUT 6 TIMES A WEEK.

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I HIT MY PECS TWICE.

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RUNNING, SWIMMING, YOGA.

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I DO THE ZONE DELIVERY THING,

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BUT I STILL CAN'T SEEM TO SHAKE

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THESE HAIRY MOUTHFULS.

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Christian: THE GYNECOMASTIA

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PROCEDURE YOU NEED TO FIX THOSE

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IS EXTREMELY PAINFUL.

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YOU'D HAVE TO WEAR A BRA-LIKE

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APPARATUS FOR 6 TO 8 WEEKS.

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Mr. Mantegna: WHAT'S 6 WEEKS

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AFTER A LIFETIME OF TITTY JOKES

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AND REJECTION?

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Christian: ARE YOU DOING THIS

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BECAUSE YOU WERE REJECTED BY A

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WOMAN?

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Mr. Mantegna: ONE WOMAN? NO.

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TRY 30...IN ONE NIGHT.

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THIS ISN'T ABOUT A PARTICULAR

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WOMAN, DR. TROY.

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THIS IS ABOUT MY LIFESTYLE.

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I'M A SWINGER.

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PROBLEM IS, SWINGING IS LIKE

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ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE--

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IT'S A CLASS SYSTEM...

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AND I'M LOOKING TO MOVE UP.

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YOU KNOW, GET INVOLVED WITH A

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HIGHER CLASS OF PEOPLE.

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I'M SICK OF BANGING FAT GERMAN

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CHICKS IN FRONT OF THEIR PASTY

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HUSBANDS.

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Christian: WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

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Mr. Mantegna: HAVE YOU EVER

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HEARD OF THE SCENE?

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Christian: THE SCENE...

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Mr. Mantegna: OH, IT'S THE

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GREATEST SWINGERS PARTY OF ALL

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TIME.

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WE'RE TALKING SUPERMODELS,

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ACTORS, FLAWLESS TALENT.

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THEY STARTED THROWING IT TWICE

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A MONTH IN L.A. LAST YEAR,

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AND IT WAS SO POPULAR THAT NOW

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THEY'RE STARTING ONE UP IN

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MIAMI.

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DR. TROY, I HAVE TO GET IN.

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IT'S AN EVENT.

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THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU HAVE TO

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SUBMIT A FULL BODY SHOT TO THE

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GOVERNING COMMITTEE TO GET AN

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INVITE, AND MINE GOT BOUNCED

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FOR UNDISCLOSED REASONS.

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I BET A GUY LIKE YOU WOULD HAVE

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NO TROUBLE GETTING IN.

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Christian: CHEER UP,

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MR. MANTEGNA.

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WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH YOU, THE

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ONLY TITS YOU'LL BE FEELING UP

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ARE GONNA BELONG TO HOOTERS

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GIRLS.

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Jude, English accent:

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I'M NOT BOTHERING WITH THE

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HARVARD APPLICATION.

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WHO NEEDS THOSE NEW ENGLAND

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WINTERS WHEN THE UNIVERSITY OF

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MIAMI PROVIDES YEAR-ROUND THONG

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BIKINIS JUST MINUTES FROM THE

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CAMPUS?

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Julia: I THINK I MISSED THAT

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SECTION OF THE BROCHURE.

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GOD, THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL.

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HOW CAN YOU AFFORD IT ON A

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PERSONAL TRAINER'S SALARY?

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Jude: YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?

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I MAKE 200 BUCKS AN HOUR

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FROM SOME OF MY CLIENTS.

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VOILA!

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AND NOW, LE TOUCHE FINAL.

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Julia: MMM.

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Jude: YOU LIKE?

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Julia: MM-HMM.

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Jude: GOOD, BECAUSE THERE'S

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SOMETHING I WANTED TO ASK YOU,

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AND IT'S SORT OF A BIG DEAL

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FOR ME, BUT I'LL TOTALLY

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UNDERSTAND IF YOU SAID NO.

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YOU KNOW THOSE MOMENTS IN LIFE

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WHERE EVERYTHING JUST OPENS UP--

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TOTAL CLARITY?

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WELL, I HAD ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS

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LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER

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AT YOUR HOUSE.

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I LOOKED AT YOU, LOOKED AT YOUR

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LIFE...AND REALIZED SOMETHING.

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I WANT TO BE A PLASTIC SURGEON.

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[JULIA EXHALES SHARPLY]

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BUT I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU.

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MIAMI HAS A SPECIAL PROGRAM THAT

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FAST-TRACKS YOU INTO A PLASTIC

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SURGERY RESIDENCY AS SOON AS YOU

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COME OUT OF SCHOOL,

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BUT THE CATCH IS, THEY NEED A

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YEAR-LONG INTERNSHIP WITH A

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SURGEON IN ORDER TO GET IN.

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Julia: YOU WANT TO WORK WITH MY

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HUSBAND?

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Jude: WOULD THAT BE A PROBLEM

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FOR YOU?

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Julia: UH, NO. NO, NOT AT ALL.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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I CAN ASK.

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UH, SEAN CAN BE A LITTLE FUNNY

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ABOUT THE BUSINESS, BUT, UM, SO,

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I CAN'T GUARANTEE ANYTHING.

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Jude: OF COURSE YOU CAN.

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WHO COULD SAY NO TO YOU?

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I FORGOT SOMETHING.

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THE WHIPPED CREAM.

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[JUDE WHISKING CREAM]

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Jude: YOU LIKE?

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Julia, high voice: OH...YEAH.

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THEY'RE LOVELY.

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UM, SO, ARE--ARE YOU GONNA DO

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SOME MODELING?

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UH, GOD KNOWS YOU'RE

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GOOD-LOOKING ENOUGH.

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Jude: THANK YOU, BUT...

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NO, THEY'RE--

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THEY'RE FOR SOMETHING ELSE.

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Linda: YEAH?

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Sean: LINDA, CAN YOU VOID THE

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BILLING ON THIS CASE?

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Linda: MEGAN O'HARA--

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WHICH ONE'S SHE?

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Sean: SHE BACKED OUT OF A BREAST

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RECONSTRUCTION A FEW WEEKS AGO.

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Linda: POLICY SAYS I STILL HAVE

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TO BILL HER FOR PRE-OP AND LAB

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WORK ANYWAY.

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Sean: I KNOW WHAT POLICY IS.

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I WROTE THE POLICY.

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JUST DO IT.

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Julia: WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

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Sean: IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

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Julia: YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

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I WAS JUST DRIVING BY RASCAL'S,

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AND I KNOW HOW YOU'VE BEEN

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JONESING FOR A REUBEN FOR WEEKS.

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Sean: ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A

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REUBEN?

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SMELLS MORE LIKE A BRIBE TO ME.

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Julia: CAN'T A WOMAN JUST DO

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SOMETHING NICE FOR HER HUSBAND?

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Sean: A WOMAN CAN DEFINITELY DO

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SOMETHING NICE FOR HER HUSBAND.

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YOU DRIVING 20 MINUTES OUT OF

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YOUR WAY TO BRING ME LUNCH

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SOUNDS MORE LIKE A WOMAN WHO

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WANTS HER HUSBAND TO DO

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SOMETHING NICE FOR HER.

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Julia: ALL RIGHT...

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I NEED A FAVOR.

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Sean: UH-HUH.

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Julia: I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY

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FRIEND JUDE ON AS AN INTERN.

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I KNOW YOU'RE NOT FOND OF HIM.

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Sean: I NEVER SAID I WASN'T FOND

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OF HIM.

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I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO ASK

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CHRISTIAN BEFORE WE TAKE ANYONE

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ON.

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Julia: WOULD YOU?

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I MEAN, ALL YOU HAVE TO LET HIM

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DO IS MAKE LUNCH RUNS,

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CLEAN THE O.R.

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Sean: ACTUALLY, I'VE ALWAYS

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WANTED TO MENTOR SOMEONE.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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* BEAUTIFUL CRAZY *

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Woman: HELLO, DR. TROY.

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CAN I TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE?

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WHAT?

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I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT.

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Christian: I DO.

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Woman: YOU DON'T.

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I SPENT $400 ON THIS.

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I'M JUST TRYING TO DO WHAT YOU

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WANTED AND SPICE THINGS UP.

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Christian: HERE'S THE DILEMMA--

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YOU THINK A JOCKEY WANTS TO COME

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HOME AND SEE HIS GIRLFRIEND

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DRESSED LIKE A HORSE?

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I'M AROUND NURSES ALL DAY,

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SWEETHEART.

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IF I WANTED TO SCREW ONE OF

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THEM, I WOULD HAVE BY NOW.

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YOU WANT TO SPICE THINGS UP?

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Woman: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

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Christian: WE'RE GONNA DO WHAT

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YOU DO BEST, SWEETHEART.

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WE'RE GONNA TAKE SOME PICTURES.

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[BOTH GIGGLE]

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* BEAUTIFUL CRAZY *

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Christian: REALLY SEXY.

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Woman: WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION

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IN THESE?

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Christian: TO GET US LAID.

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Woman: HMM.

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Christian: YOU EVER HEAR OF

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SOMETHING CALLED "THE SCENE"?

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Woman: THE SEX PARTY.

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ONE OF THE GIRLS AT THE TAMPAX

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SHOOT WAS TALKING ABOUT IT.

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BUT DON'T WE HAVE TO SLEEP

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WITH OTHER PEOPLE TO GO TO

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SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

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AREN'T I ENOUGH?

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Christian: YOU'RE PLENTY, BABY.

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I'M JUST LOOKING TO PUT SOME

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FROSTING ON OUR CAKE.

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WE DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING WE

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DON'T WANT TO DO.

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[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

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* I BE GETTIN' THAT ASS,

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AND I BE GETTIN' IT FAST,

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GET THE OXYGEN MASK 'CAUSE

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WE ABOUT TO GET HIGH *

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Matt: OH!

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WHAT THE HELL?!

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Julia: WHAT THE HELL--

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* GET THE FREAK ON,

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GET THE BEAT ON,

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GET THE PLACE SIZZLIN' LIKE

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LIKE SOMEBODY GOT THE HEAT ON,

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GET GONE AFTER GETTIN' IT ON *

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Matt: MOM, THIS ISN'T A BIG

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DEAL.

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Julia: HAVING 3-WAY SEX IN MY

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HOUSE IS A VERY BIG DEAL, MATT.

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Matt: YOU GUYS ARE LUCKY THAT

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THAT WAS ALL I WAS DOING.

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I KNOW KIDS HOOKED ON CRANK,

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KIDS WHO ARE PLOTTING TO BLOW UP

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THE SCHOOL.

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Julia: CONGRATULATIONS.

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YOU WIN THE AWARD FOR

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LEAST-SCREWED-UP TEENAGER.

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Matt: YOU GUYS ARE SENDING ME

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MIXED MESSAGES!

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I MEAN, HOW CAN DAD GIVE ME A

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CONDOM, AND THEN EXPECT ME NOT

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TO HAVE SEX IN MY OWN ROOM?

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Julia: WAIT--

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YOU GAVE HIM A CONDOM?

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Sean: I JUST WANTED HIM TO BE

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SAFE.

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Julia: AND YOU DIDN'T DISCUSS IT

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WITH ME?

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Sean: I DIDN'T THINK WE HAD TO

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DISCUSS EVERY CONVERSATION I

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HAVE WITH MY OWN SON.

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Julia: WHEN IT COMES TO HIS SEX

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LIFE YOU DO.

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Matt: YEAH, AND YOU WONDER WHY

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I'M HAVING THREESOMES WHEN YOU

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TWO ARE SUCH A FINE EXAMPLE OF

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TRADITIONAL COUPLING.

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Julia: GO TO YOUR ROOM.

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AND DON'T SLAM THE DOOR.

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WELL...NOW I SEE HOW YOU CAN BE

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SO NONCHALANT ABOUT THIS.

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YOU'VE BEEN ENCOURAGING IT.

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Sean: ALL I'VE BEEN ENCOURAGING,

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JULIA, IS A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY

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SON.

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[DOOR SLAMS]

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HE'S JUST STARTED TO TRUST ME,

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TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME.

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I DON'T WANT TO THROW ALL THAT

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AWAY OVER SOMETHING AS SMALL

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AS THIS.

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Julia: SMALL?!

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A 16-YEAR-OLD HAVING A 3-WAY

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IS ABOUT AS BIG AS IT GETS.

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Sean: THIS IS THE PROBLEM.

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YOU TELL ME YOU WANT ME TO BE A

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MORE INVOLVED PARENT, AND THEN

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JUDGE ME FOR THE CHOICES I MAKE.

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Julia: NO ONE IS JUDGING YOU,

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SEAN.

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I JUST NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND

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THAT THE CHOICES AND THE

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ATTITUDES THAT YOU HAVE ARE

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GONNA HAVE REAL IMPLICATIONS

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IN THE LIVES OF OUR KIDS.

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Sean: WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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Julia: I'M CALLING THOSE GIRLS'

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PARENTS.

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WE'RE ALL GONNA SIT DOWN, AND

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CONVERSATION

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ABOUT THIS.

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Sean: A SEXUAL INTERVENTION?

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[SCOFFS]

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ALL THAT'S GONNA DO

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IS HUMILIATE HIM!

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Julia: YOU CAN'T JUST BE THE

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GOOD GUY, SEAN, HANDING OUT

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PROPHYLACTICS AND SLAPPING HIM

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ON THE BACK FOR HIS CONQUESTS.

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WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD

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OF PARENTING.

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Sean: PART OF ME AGREES WITH

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JULIA.

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THE OTHER PART IS SAYING, "WAY

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TO GO, MATT!"

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Christian: WE ALL WANT MORE FOR

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OUR CHILDREN THAN WE HAD.

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Sean: HE NEVER MENTIONED

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ANYTHING ABOUT THIS TO YOU,

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DID HE?

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Christian: NO. OF COURSE NOT.

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[PAINED BREATH]

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YOU ALL RIGHT?

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Sean: YEAH.

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MY NECK SEIZED UP THIS MORNING.

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MUST HAVE SLEPT FUNNY.

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Christian: 20 MILLIGRAMS OF

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VICODIN AND A BLOW JOB WILL

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CLEAR THAT RIGHT UP.

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HEY, IF DRUG ABUSE ISN'T YOUR

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THING, WHY DON'T YOU TRY A

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CHIROPRACTOR?

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WASN'T THAT PATIENT WE TREATED A

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FEW WEEKS AGO A BACK CRACKER?

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Sean: WHICH ONE?

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Christian: SEXY GIRLS,

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DOUBLE MASTECTOMY.

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YOU AND SHE SEEMED TO REALLY

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HIT IT OFF.

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[PULSE POUNDING]

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Sean: RIGHT.

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I THINK I REMEMBER HER.

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MAYBE I'LL TRY AND SEE HER

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AFTER WORK.

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Christian: HMM.

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Sean: SHIT, I FORGOT.

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JULIA WANTS TO HAVE SOME KIND OF

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FAMILY MEETING WITH THOSE GIRLS'

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PARENTS TONIGHT.

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CAN YOU TAKE THE CONSULT

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WITH SCHIRALDI THIS AFTERNOON?

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Christian: MM-HMM.

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Sean: GOD, I WISH I WAS SINGLE

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SOMETIMES.

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Christian: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT

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THEY SAY--

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FOR EVERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,

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THERE'S A GUY WHO'S TIRED OF

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SCREWING HER.

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Christian: 4 MILLIMETER CANNULA?

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Sean: 3.

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[SUCTION]

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Sean: YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS

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ABOUT TAKING ON A COLLEGE

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INTERN?

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Christian: WHAT'S SHE LOOK LIKE?

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Sean: HE IS A FRIEND OF JULIA'S

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FROM SCHOOL.

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JUDE SOMETHING.

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I COULD USE THE POINTS.

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SHE'S PISSED THAT I'M NOT

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OUTRAGED ENOUGH ABOUT MATT'S

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3-WAY.

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Christian: ALL RIGHT WITH ME,

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PARTNER.

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I'D MUCH RATHER HAVE THE KID

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HANGING AROUND HERE ALL DAY THAN

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SITTING SHIRTLESS BY YOUR POOL,

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FEEDING YOUR WIFE MARGARITAS.

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Jude: HI, I'M JUDE.

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Woman: VIVIAN SCHIRALDI.

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Jude: YOU'RE NOT HERE TO GET

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ANYTHING DONE, ARE YOU, VIVIAN,

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'CAUSE YOU CERTAINLY ARE

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THE AFTER PICTURE.

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[VIVIAN CHUCKLES]

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Vivian: I'M HERE TO HAVE

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MY EYES LOOKED AT.

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Jude: THIS ISN'T AN

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OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE.

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[VIVIAN CHUCKLES]

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Vivian: THE WRINKLES AROUND

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MY EYES.

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I'VE TRIED THE EXPENSIVE CREAMS.

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NOTHING'S WORKING.

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Jude: IT'S BARELY NOTICEABLE.

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REALLY.

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UNLESS YOU'RE UP CLOSE.

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Vivian: IT'S MY POST-DIVORCE

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GIFT TO MYSELF.

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Jude: YEAH.

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Vivian: WHAT?

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Jude: YOU'RE A KNOCKOUT.

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YOU REALLY ARE.

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YOU REALLY DON'T NEED

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ANYTHING DONE.

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BUT SINCE YOU'RE GETTING YOUR

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EYES DONE ANYWAY, I THINK YOUR

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EARS ARE A LITTLE OFF BALANCE.

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A MILLIMETER AT THE MOST.

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BALANCE TAKES OFF YEARS.

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Christian: MRS. SCHIRALDI...

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I'M DR. TROY.

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Vivian: HELLO.

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Christian: IF YOU'LL JUST STEP

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DOWN THE HALL, MY OFFICE IS THE

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FIRST DOOR ON THE LEFT.

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Jude: JUDE SAWYER.

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DR. McNAMARA TOLD ME TO COME BY.

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Christian: YOU WORKED HER PRETTY

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GOOD.

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GOT A THING FOR HOT MIDDLE-AGED

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MOMS?

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Jude: UH, ONLY IF THEY'VE GOT A

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THING FOR ME.

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Christian: YOU'RE HERE TO

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INTERN, RIGHT?

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Jude: UH-HUH. THAT WAS THE PLAN.

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YES.

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Christian: TAKE IT TO THE

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BISCAYNE WASH ON 15th.

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TALK TO A GUY NAMED ZOOK.

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HAVE IT BACK BY 3:00,

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AND NO EATING IN THE RIDE.

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BY THE WAY...

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YOU WERE OFF ABOUT

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MRS. SCHIRALDI'S EARS...

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BY 2 MILLIMETERS.

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Sean: MY PARTNER ACTUALLY

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BROUGHT YOUR NAME UP THIS

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MORNING WHEN HE SAW MY NECK.

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I'D TOTALLY FORGOTTEN YOU WERE

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A CHIROPRACTOR.

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Woman: WELL, YOU SHOULD THANK

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HIM--YOU'RE ALL OUT OF WHACK.

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SOMETHING NEW GOING ON AT HOME?

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Sean: OH, LET'S SEE.

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MY SON'S SEX LIFE BELONGS IN

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A PENTHOUSE LETTER...

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AND MY WIFE SEEMS TO HAVE TURNED

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ON ME BECAUSE OF IT.

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BESIDES THAT, THINGS--OW!

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THAT'S NOT WHERE IT HURTS.

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Woman: EVERYTHING'S CONNECTED.

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YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT, DOCTOR.

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INJURIES AND TENSION AREN'T

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CAUSED BY EXTERNAL EVENTS.

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THEY'RE CAUSED BY HOW WE REACT

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TO THEM.

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Sean: I'M REALLY TRYING TO BE

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OPEN-MINDED AND FLEXIBLE.

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Woman: BEING OPEN-MINDED ISN'T A

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CURE-ALL, SEAN.

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YOU CAN'T JUST EXAMINE THE

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SITUATION, DECIDE WHAT THE

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APPROPRIATE OPEN-MINDED RESPONSE

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IS SUPPOSED TO BE, AND THEN

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FOLLOW THROUGH.

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ESPECIALLY IF THAT'S NOT WHAT

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YOUR HEART IS TELLING YOU IS THE

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RIGHT THING TO DO.

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YOUR NECK ISN'T SPASMING BECAUSE

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YOU'RE INFLEXIBLE.

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YOUR NECK IS SPASMING BECAUSE

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YOU'RE NOT BEING HONEST WITH WHO

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YOU ARE.

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Sean: ACCORDING TO EVERYONE

523
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,620
IN MY LIFE, WHO I AM IS

524
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,987
A RIGID PRICK.

525
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,689
Woman: DON'T JUDGE YOURSELF.

526
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,591
WHEN YOU WANT WATER, A ROCK IS

527
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,227
USELESS...

528
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,728
BUT IT'S THE BEST THING IN THE

529
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,695
WORLD WHEN YOU WANT TO KEEP

530
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:23,630
SOMETHING IMPORTANT FROM FLYING

531
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,498
AWAY.

532
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,800
Sean: I'M A ROCK.

533
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,870
Woman: NOW ROLL OVER AND I'LL

534
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,672
OPEN THAT NECK UP.

535
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,346
Sean: I, UM...

536
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,682
I JUST NEED A SECOND.

537
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,422
Woman: OH.

538
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,517
Sean: I SHOULD GO.

539
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:21,988
I'M REALLY SORRY.

540
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,856
Woman: SEAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

541
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,592
IT HAPPENS.

542
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,494
LOOK, IT WAS UNPROFESSIONAL OF

543
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,961
ME TO START WORKING ON YOU

544
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,397
WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT WHAT

545
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,664
HAPPENED BETWEEN US.

546
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,000
I'M GLAD IT HAPPENED.

547
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,035
I'M NOT UPSET ABOUT IT.

548
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,671
WE WERE BOTH FEELING LONELY,

549
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:39,706
AND FOR THAT MOMENT, COMING

550
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:40,840
TOGETHER MADE THAT FEELING GO

551
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,475
AWAY.

552
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:50,783
BUT NOW THAT MOMENT IS GONE.

553
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:54,554
IT HAS TO BE GONE.

554
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,689
Sean: GOOD. I'M GLAD.

555
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,691
I WAS WORRIED YOU THOUGHT IT WAS

556
00:20:58,691 --> 00:20:59,959
MORE THAN IT WAS.

557
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,562
CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN...

558
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,731
ON A PROFESSIONAL BASIS?

559
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,032
Woman: PLEASE.

560
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,400
THAT SWELLING ISN'T GOING AWAY

561
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,968
ON ITS OWN.

562
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,903
[BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY]

563
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:15,708
Sean: YEAH.

564
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,511
Woman: LOOK, TRY TO BE HONEST

565
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,547
WITH YOUR FEELINGS UNTIL THEN...

566
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,982
NO MATTER WHAT THEY ARE.

567
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,756
Sean: WOULD NOW BE

568
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:30,823
THE APPROPRIATE TIME TO

569
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:31,924
BREAK OUT THE CYANIDE KOOL-AID?

570
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,092
Julia: I REALLY NEED YOUR

571
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,461
SUPPORT TONIGHT, SEAN.

572
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,795
Sean: YOU'VE GOT IT.

573
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:43,470
Man: CAN WE START THIS THING

574
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,471
NOW?

575
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,138
Julia: OK, EVERYBODY.

576
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,608
WELL, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE'RE

577
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:49,609
HERE.

578
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,378
SOMETHING A LITTLE DISTURBING

579
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,045
HAS HAPPENED, AND I THINK WE

580
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,881
SHOULD ALL TALK ABOUT IT SO THAT

581
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,983
WE KNOW IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

582
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,418
AGREED?

583
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,723
Sean: THIS IS GONNA HAVE TO BE

584
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,124
A FRANK CONVERSATION.

585
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,125
WE HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT WE'RE

586
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,126
ALL ADULTS.

587
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,161
WE'VE ALL HAD SEX.

588
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,830
OTHERWISE, NONE OF YOU KIDS

589
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:14,967
WOULD BE HERE.

590
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:17,604
WE JUST NEED TO REMEMBER TO BE

591
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,038
HONEST WITH OUR FEELINGS,

592
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,641
NO MATTER WHAT THEY ARE.

593
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:22,775
Matt: WELL, WHAT'S THE POINT IN

594
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,144
TALKING WHEN MOM'S ALREADY

595
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,178
DECIDED THAT WHAT WE WERE DOING

596
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,179
IS WRONG?

597
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,781
Julia: IT WAS WRONG, MATT.

598
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,783
IT HAD SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES

599
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:31,851
THAT I DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVEN

600
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:32,952
CONSIDERED.

601
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,488
PREGNANCY, DISEASE,

602
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,789
HURT FEELINGS.

603
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:37,890
YOU KNOW, YOU KIDS, YOU THINK

604
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:38,958
YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP, BUT YOU'RE

605
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:39,959
NOT.

606
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:40,960
Woman: I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG

607
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,961
DEAL IS.

608
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:43,029
I READ THIS THING IN PEOPLE

609
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,531
ABOUT 12-YEAR-OLDS GIVING

610
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,932
BLOW-JOBS TO THEIR SECRET

611
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:46,933
SANTAS.

612
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,200
THIS STUFF IS JUST KIDS BEING

613
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,569
KIDS NOWADAYS.

614
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,737
Julia: I'M SORRY, ALEXI.

615
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,805
STEALING A 6-PACK IS KIDS BEING

616
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:53,973
KIDS.

617
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,808
THIS IS MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

618
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,076
Sean: HOLD ON A MINUTE, JULIA.

619
00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:59,111
THERE WAS A DOCUMENTARY RECENTLY

620
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,947
WHERE A MAN NAMED MARILYN MANSON

621
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,482
SAID THAT IF HE COULD SAY

622
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,216
ANYTHING TO THE KIDS OF AMERICA,

623
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,217
HE WOULDN'T SAY A WORD.

624
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,921
HE'D LISTEN.

625
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:12,191
MATT, WE OBVIOUSLY DON'T

626
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:13,092
UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KIDS DID

627
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:13,926
THIS.

628
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:14,927
WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN IT

629
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:15,695
TO US?

630
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:16,596
Julia: I DON'T WANT

631
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:17,530
AN EXPLANATION.

632
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,098
I WANT HIM TO PROMISE THAT IT

633
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,567
WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

634
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,568
Sean: AN EMPTY PROMISE ISN'T

635
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,669
GONNA GET TO THE SOURCE OF THE

636
00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:23,703
PROBLEM, IF THERE IS A PROBLEM

637
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:24,704
AT ALL.

638
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,038
Matt: HOW CAN YOU EVEN LOOK AT

639
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,039
YOURSELVES IN THE MIRROR AND

640
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,040
CALL WHAT WE WERE DOING

641
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,509
A PROBLEM?

642
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,578
DAD SPENDS ONE WEEK AT HOME,

643
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:32,679
THE NEXT IN A MOTEL.

644
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:33,980
MOM SPENDS ALL OF HER TIME WITH

645
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,114
SOME GUY WHO'S BARELY OLDER THAN

646
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,115
ME.

647
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:39,118
WE WERE HAVING SEX, JUST LIKE

648
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:40,587
EVERY OTHER TEENAGER IN THE

649
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:41,621
WORLD...

650
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,922
WITH A CONDOM THAT DAD GAVE ME,

651
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:43,923
SO--

652
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:44,924
Man: WELL! LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND

653
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,125
THE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM.

654
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,126
Julia: EXCUSE ME, BUT ARE YOU

655
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,595
BLAMING US FOR THIS?

656
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:49,596
Woman: I'M SORRY, BUT WHOSE

657
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,997
HOUSE DID THIS HAPPEN IN?

658
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:53,800
OURS, LEXI'S, OR THIS OPIUM DEN?

659
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,734
Girl: THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE

660
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,569
MY MOM'S UNEMPLOYED AND YOU GUYS

661
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:57,637
TOOK ALL THE LOCKS OFF VANESSA'S

662
00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:58,571
DOORS.

663
00:23:58,571 --> 00:23:59,238
Alexi: TRUST ME, HONEY.

664
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,139
BEING ON ALIMONY IS NOT BEING

665
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:01,040
UNEMPLOYED.

666
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,742
Sean: WHOA! PLACING BLAME ISN'T

667
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:03,743
GONNA GET US ANYWHERE.

668
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,011
JULIA IS A GOOD PARENT.

669
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:06,212
WE'RE ALL GOOD PARENTS.

670
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:07,747
Man: GOOD PARENTS TEACH THEIR

671
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,115
SON HOW TO KEEP HIS DICK IN HIS

672
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,950
PANTS AND TO BE SMART ENOUGH

673
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:11,884
NOT TO TRY TO CUT IT OFF.

674
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:12,819
Girl: DADDY!

675
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:13,853
Sean: ROBERT, YOU ARE OUT OF

676
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:14,854
LINE.

677
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:15,855
Robert: FINE. I'M SORRY.

678
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:16,989
BUT TO BE HONEST, I DON'T CARE

679
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,157
WHOSE FAULT THIS IS.

680
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,158
I WOULD JUST RATHER NOT KNOW

681
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,159
ANY MORE ABOUT MY DAUGHTER'S

682
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,094
SEX LIFE THAN I ALREADY DO.

683
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,095
SHE'S ASSURED US THAT THIS WAS

684
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:24,163
A ONE-TIME THING, AND WE'RE

685
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,132
SATISFIED WITH THAT.

686
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,033
Julia: IS THIS TRUE, MATT?

687
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:30,637
WAS IT A ONE-TIME THING?

688
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,772
Matt: YEAH. PRETTY MUCH.

689
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:33,773
Sean: RIDLEY, IS THIS YOUR

690
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,775
STORY AS WELL?

691
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:36,776
IT'S OK, HONEY.

692
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:37,944
YOU CAN BE HONEST HERE.

693
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:39,546
NO ONE'S GONNA GET UPSET.

694
00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,548
Ridley: WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE.

695
00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,716
I'M SORRY, VANESSA. I TRIED.

696
00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:45,284
WHAT DR. McNAMARA SAID IS TRUE.

697
00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:46,753
I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH MY

698
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:47,787
FEELINGS NO MATTER WHAT THEY

699
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:48,788
ARE.

700
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:49,956
I'M NOT LIKE YOU.

701
00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,158
I'M NOT A LEZZIE.

702
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,760
Woman: WHAT'S A LEZZIE?

703
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,761
Alexi: YOUR DAUGHTER LIKES

704
00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:56,663
VAGINA.

705
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:57,664
Ridley: I REALLY LIKE YOU,

706
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:58,665
VANESSA.

707
00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,932
I THINK YOU'RE COOL AND PRETTY

708
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:02,334
AND SEXY AND ALL, BUT I'M IN

709
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,636
LOVE WITH MATT NOW.

710
00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,271
WE'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER.

711
00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:10,977
Vanessa: THAT'S NOT TRUE.

712
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,815
DENY IT, MATT.

713
00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:21,621
DENY IT, MATT.

714
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,897
Vanessa: BUT I LOVE YOU.

715
00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:36,869
Woman: I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

716
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,270
COME ON.

717
00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:42,909
Robert: OPEN AND HONEST ENOUGH

718
00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:44,310
FOR YOU?

719
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:54,887
Julia: HONESTLY, AM I BEING TOO

720
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,122
UPTIGHT ABOUT THIS?

721
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:58,725
Jude: FOR MY TASTES, YES.

722
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,661
BUT I'VE ALWAYS FOUND THREESOMES

723
00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:04,363
TO BE VERY SATISFYING.

724
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:05,732
Julia: YOU'VE HAD ONE?

725
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:09,068
JESUS! IS THERE ANYONE UNDER 30

726
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,103
WHO STILL BELIEVES IN MONOGAMY?

727
00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:12,171
Jude: OH, THERE'S A BIG

728
00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:13,873
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MONOGAMY AND

729
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,307
FIDELITY, JULES.

730
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:16,242
JUST LOOK AT IT FROM MATT'S

731
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,376
PERSPECTIVE.

732
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:18,410
EVERY GUY WANTS A SHOVE AT

733
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,046
2 GIRLS AT ONCE.

734
00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:21,047
YOU TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER

735
00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:22,214
FANTASIZED ABOUT BEING WITH

736
00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:25,752
2 MEN AT THE SAME TIME?

737
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,019
Julia: WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ALL

738
00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:28,921
DOLLED UP FOR, A HOT DATE?

739
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,423
Jude: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

740
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,925
Julia: COME ON.

741
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,360
Jude: NO WAY. NOT AFTER HOW YOU

742
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,227
REACTED TO MATT'S LITTLE

743
00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:36,362
MENAGE.

744
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,064
Julia: I'M NOT A PRUDE.

745
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:39,766
I JUST HOLD MY KIDS TO HIGHER

746
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:43,035
STANDARDS.

747
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:46,138
Jude: WELL, YOU KNOW THOSE--

748
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,840
THE PHOTOS YOU SAW THE OTHER

749
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,008
DAY.

750
00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:50,877
Julia: REMIND ME AGAIN?

751
00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:54,013
Jude: THE PROVOCATIVE ONES?

752
00:26:54,013 --> 00:26:56,282
WELL, THEY WERE AUDITION SHOTS

753
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:57,283
FOR A PARTY.

754
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,218
Julia: WHAT KIND OF PARTY DO YOU

755
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:00,419
HAVE TO AUDITION FOR TO GET

756
00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:01,420
INTO?

757
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:05,024
Jude: A SWINGERS PARTY.

758
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:05,892
ARE YOU STILL FEELING

759
00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:07,259
OPEN-MINDED?

760
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,696
Julia: NO. I MEAN, YES!

761
00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:13,065
I'M JUST SURPRISED.

762
00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,133
YOU TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF YOUR

763
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,101
BODY.

764
00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:16,002
AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT

765
00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:16,969
DISEASES?

766
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,204
Jude: WE USE PROTECTION.

767
00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:20,339
Julia: YOU'RE STILL SLEEPING

768
00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:21,440
WITH TOTAL STRANGERS.

769
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,942
THEY COULD BE PSYCHOPATHS.

770
00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:23,910
Jude: I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE

771
00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:24,844
SAID ANYTHING.

772
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,112
I KNEW YOU'D GET ALL UPTIGHT.

773
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:28,114
Julia: NO. I'M NOT UPTIGHT.

774
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:30,917
I JUST DON'T GET THE ATTRACTION

775
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,118
OF THAT LIFESTYLE.

776
00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:35,354
Jude: THEN COME WITH ME.

777
00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:38,024
[JULIA LAUGHS]

778
00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:40,392
Julia: YOU'RE JOKING.

779
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,995
I'M A MARRIED WOMAN.

780
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:43,896
Jude: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO

781
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:44,897
ANYTHING.

782
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,298
JUST COME BY, CHECK IT OUT.

783
00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:48,367
YOU'LL FIND THAT THAT LIFESTYLE

784
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:49,368
IS MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN

785
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:51,403
YOU THINK.

786
00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:54,473
Julia: THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

787
00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:57,376
HOW CAN I BE PART OF SOMETHING

788
00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:59,111
LIKE THAT WHEN I'VE JUST

789
00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:00,379
GROUNDED MY SON FOR DOING

790
00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:01,914
SOMETHING HALF AS SORDID?

791
00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,884
Jude: JULIA...

792
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,886
I'M NO PARENT,

793
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:07,854
BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO

794
00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:08,821
UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON IN

795
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:09,889
MATT'S LIFE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET

796
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,023
INTO THE REAL WORLD.

797
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,125
THREESOMES, FOURSOMES,

798
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,060
MORESOMES, THEY'RE LIKE

799
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:17,396
STARBUCKS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

800
00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:18,464
JUST LOOK AT IT AS A FIELD TRIP

801
00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:19,832
FOR MODERN PARENTING.

802
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,919
Christian: LET'S GET A DRINK.

803
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:41,153
Woman: LET'S GO.

804
00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:42,154
Christian: WHAT'S THE MATTER

805
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:43,089
NOW?

806
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:44,023
Woman: WHAT IF SOMEBODY SEES US

807
00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:45,024
HERE?

808
00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:46,325
THAT NEUTROGENA CONTRACT I'M UP

809
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:47,927
FOR HAS A MORALITY CLAUSE,

810
00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:48,928
YOU KNOW.

811
00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:49,929
Christian: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

812
00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:51,063
LOOK AROUND. THERE HASN'T BEEN

813
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,431
A PARTY THIS HOT SINCE VERSACE'S

814
00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:54,533
'96 NEW YEAR'S EVE BASH.

815
00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:56,002
BEING SEEN HERE IS GONNA DO

816
00:28:56,002 --> 00:28:59,471
NOTHING BUT HELP YOUR CAREER.

817
00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:01,808
Woman: FIRST TIME?

818
00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:03,976
THOUGHT SO. HI. I'M MIA.

819
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:04,911
I'M ONE OF THE HOST'S OF

820
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:05,511
TONIGHT'S PARTY.

821
00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:06,345
Christian: THANK YOU.

822
00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:07,947
Mia: LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.

823
00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,581
AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS ISN'T

824
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:10,582
A RAVE.

825
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,018
THERE'S NO AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR

826
00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:13,019
ALLOWED.

827
00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:14,821
THINK OF THE SCENE AS A SEXUAL

828
00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,956
BUFFET WITH THE FINEST OF

829
00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:18,024
GOURMET FOODS.

830
00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:19,558
YOU CAN EAT ALL YOU WANT

831
00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:21,093
OR YOU CAN NIBBLE.

832
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,361
THAT'S UP TO YOU.

833
00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:23,930
FOR YOUR PROTECTION, EACH OF THE

834
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:24,931
ROOMS COMES COMPLETE WITH

835
00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:26,365
AN ARRAY OF CONDOMS.

836
00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:28,200
Woman: ROOMS?

837
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,837
Mia: PLEASURE CHAMBERS.

838
00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:34,073
ORGY, VOYEUR, ROLE-PLAY,

839
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,975
GIRL-ON-GIRL.

840
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,945
ANY QUESTIONS, COME SEE ME.

841
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,347
ENJOY.

842
00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:42,982
Christian: THANKS.

843
00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:51,958
Woman: DO YOU THINK THESE GIRLS

844
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,492
ARE PRETTIER THAN ME?

845
00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:55,061
Christian: YOU ARE THE HOTTEST

846
00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:56,863
PIECE OF ASS IN THIS PLACE,

847
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:57,997
AND YOU'RE MINE.

848
00:29:57,997 --> 00:29:59,198
IF I'M GONNA DO THIS ONE-WOMAN

849
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:00,499
THING, IT CAN'T BE WITH JUST

850
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:04,036
ONE WOMAN.

851
00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:07,339
WHATEVER HAPPENS HERE, I'M WITH

852
00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:09,842
YOU, AND YOU'RE WITH ME.

853
00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:33,099
Woman: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO

854
00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:34,200
FIRST?

855
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:12,471
Woman: CAN SHE COME OUT AND

856
00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:14,073
PLAY?

857
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:17,944
[MUSIC PLAYING]

858
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,367
Sean: HMM.

859
00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:18,264
Matt: HEY, DAD.

860
00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:19,398
Sean: HEY.

861
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:25,471
Matt: YOU GOT A MINUTE?

862
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:26,472
Sean: WHAT'S UP?

863
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,340
Matt: NOTHING ALARMING.

864
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,476
DON'T WORRY.

865
00:33:30,476 --> 00:33:31,577
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU,

866
00:33:31,577 --> 00:33:34,413
I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID

867
00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:36,215
AT THE INTERVENTION THING.

868
00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:37,816
YOU HAD MY BACK.

869
00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,685
Sean: YOU'RE MY SON, MATT.

870
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,753
I ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BACK...

871
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:42,754
EVEN WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE

872
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:45,091
I'M RIDING IT.

873
00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:46,092
Matt: IS MOM COMING HOME

874
00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:47,093
FOR DINNER?

875
00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:51,497
Sean: SHE'S STUDYING WITH JUDE.

876
00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:53,265
[SIGHS]

877
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:54,766
WANT TO GRAB A BITE?

878
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,502
Matt: I CAN'T.

879
00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:58,470
I GOT A DATE WITH RIDLEY.

880
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,608
Sean: IS THAT THE KIND OF MAN

881
00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:05,877
YOU'RE GONNA BE, MATT?

882
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,479
Matt: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO

883
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:10,449
MEAN?

884
00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:11,550
Sean: WHEN YOUR MOTHER GOT

885
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,651
PREGNANT WITH YOU, I DIDN'T

886
00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:13,785
CARE IF YOU WERE A BOY OR A GIRL

887
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:15,887
AS LONG AS YOU WERE HEALTHY.

888
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,223
AFTER A FEW MONTHS, I DIDN'T

889
00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:18,357
EVEN CARE IF YOU WERE HEALTHY

890
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:19,358
OR NOT.

891
00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:22,128
YOU WERE MINE...AND I WAS GONNA

892
00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:24,330
LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT.

893
00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:25,331
I NEVER REALLY CARED IF YOU

894
00:34:25,331 --> 00:34:27,333
EXCELLED IN SCHOOL OR ATHLETICS

895
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:28,400
OR WHAT YOU DECIDED TO DO WITH

896
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,901
YOUR LIFE.

897
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,537
THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED FOR

898
00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:32,671
YOU WAS THAT YOU BE A GOOD

899
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:35,541
PERSON, NOT SOMEONE WHO WOULD

900
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,276
HURT SOMEONE INTENTIONALLY.

901
00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:38,644
Matt: I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HER,

902
00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:39,645
DAD.

903
00:34:39,645 --> 00:34:43,282
I DIDN'T.

904
00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:45,551
Sean: VANESSA'S GAY, MATT.

905
00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:49,655
IT'S NOT A CHOICE.

906
00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:52,391
YOU DATING HER FRIEND IS.

907
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:06,672
[MUSIC PLAYING]

908
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:59,491
Christian: JULIA. JULIA!

909
00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:04,496
JULIA!

910
00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:08,567
Vivian: DR. TROY.

911
00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:09,535
OH, MY GOD.

912
00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:11,270
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.

913
00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:13,505
I TOLD YOU WE'D RUN INTO SOMEONE

914
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,506
I KNOW.

915
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:15,841
Jude: EVERYTHING OK, DR. TROY?

916
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,443
YOU LOOK A LITTLE FLUSH.

917
00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:18,610
Christian: I'M FINE.

918
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:19,778
I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE

919
00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:20,779
SOMEONE ELSE.

920
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:24,383
Vivian: REALLY? WHO?

921
00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:27,319
Jude: JULIA McNAMARA.

922
00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:29,388
HIS PARTNER'S WIFE.

923
00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:30,489
YOU LOOK A BIT LIKE HER,

924
00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:31,723
ACTUALLY.

925
00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:35,761
Christian: NO NEED TO BE

926
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:37,663
EMBARRASSED, MRS. SCHIRALDI.

927
00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:41,267
MY LIPS ARE SEALED.

928
00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:43,402
Vivian: IN THAT CASE,

929
00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:46,705
WE'RE GONNA HIT THE VOYEUR ROOM.

930
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,407
WANT TO COME?

931
00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:50,276
Christian: MAYBE LATER.

932
00:36:50,276 --> 00:36:51,343
Vivian: OK.

933
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,818
Woman: WHERE'D YOU GO?

934
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:01,920
Christian: I NEEDED SOME AIR.

935
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,655
Woman: DID YOU SEE?

936
00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:04,656
I DID EVERYTHING YOU ASKED ME

937
00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:08,059
TO.

938
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:11,897
Christian: YOU WERE SEXY, BABY.

939
00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:13,832
WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?

940
00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:20,406
Woman: I THINK WE'RE GONNA BE

941
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:21,640
OK.

942
00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:26,077
Sean: SHE'S AT HIS PLACE

943
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,078
STUDYING ALMOST EVERY DAY.

944
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,079
NOW SHE'S STASHING PORNOGRAPHIC

945
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:28,980
PICTURES OF HIM IN HER SCHOOL

946
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:29,981
BOOKS?

947
00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:30,916
SOMETHING'S GOING ON.

948
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:31,783
Christian: BURN IT AND STOP

949
00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:32,718
WORRYING.

950
00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:33,819
SHE'S NOT SLEEPING WITH HIM.

951
00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:35,587
Sean: HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?

952
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:36,755
Christian: BECAUSE YOU AND

953
00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,089
JULIA ARE BOTH TOO HONEST

954
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,358
TO CHEAT.

955
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,096
HE'S PROBABLY WORN OUT HIS

956
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,097
WELCOME HERE, THOUGH,

957
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,433
DON'T YOU THINK?

958
00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:48,834
Sean: I CAN'T FIRE HIM.

959
00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:50,035
SHE'D THINK I WAS DOING IT

960
00:37:50,035 --> 00:37:51,570
BECAUSE I WAS JEALOUS.

961
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,972
Christian: AND SHE'D BE RIGHT.

962
00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:55,441
I'LL TAKE THE BULLET FOR YOU

963
00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:56,442
ON THIS ONE.

964
00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:58,544
THE KID'S BAD NEWS.

965
00:37:58,544 --> 00:38:01,847
HE REMINDS ME OF ME AT THAT AGE.

966
00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:12,724
Linda: THE EXTRA

967
00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:13,792
BLOOD WORK YOU ORDERED ON

968
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,627
CLIFF MANTEGNA.

969
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:16,495
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT

970
00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:17,996
PAGE 2.

971
00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:20,999
[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]

972
00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:22,768
Mr. Mantegna: HEPATITIS C?

973
00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:25,437
IS THAT LIKE AIDS?

974
00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:26,838
Christian: IT'S A VIRUS.

975
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:27,973
YOU WERE PROBABLY INFECTED BY

976
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:30,008
ONE OF YOUR SEXUAL PARTNERS.

977
00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:31,777
Mr. Mantegna: AM I GONNA DIE?

978
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:32,778
Christian: THE FATALITY RATE IS

979
00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:34,012
VERY LOW, BUT THE CHANCES OF

980
00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:35,947
CHRONIC INFECTION ARE HIGH.

981
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:36,982
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET

982
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,049
TESTED PERIODICALLY FOR LIVER

983
00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:39,050
DISEASE.

984
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,085
Mr. Mantegna: WHY DIDN'T YOU

985
00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:41,720
TELL ME THIS, YOU KNOW, BEFORE

986
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,054
MY SURGERY?

987
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,390
Christian: WE USUALLY DON'T RUN

988
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:45,624
THE FULL STD PANEL ON OUR

989
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:46,592
PATIENTS.

990
00:38:46,592 --> 00:38:47,726
THE LAW SAYS WE HAVE TO WORK ON

991
00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,160
YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE,

992
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,029
BUT CONSIDERING YOUR LIFESTYLE,

993
00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:51,997
I THOUGHT AS A COURTESY,

994
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:52,898
I'D RUN IT THROUGH FREE OF

995
00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,132
CHARGE.

996
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,100
I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE IT TO

997
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,502
GET INTO MORE PARTIES.

998
00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:58,904
I WASN'T ANTICIPATING THIS.

999
00:38:58,904 --> 00:38:59,905
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO INFORM

1000
00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:01,507
YOUR FUTURE SEXUAL PARTNERS.

1001
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,174
Mr. Mantegna: THAT I'M SICK?

1002
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,043
WHAT SWINGERS GROUP IS GONNA

1003
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:08,046
WANT ME AFTER THAT?

1004
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:10,882
2 MONTHS IN THIS BRA.

1005
00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:12,551
ALL THAT MONEY.

1006
00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:15,487
THIS PAIN, AND FOR WHAT?

1007
00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,923
SO THAT I CAN TRY TO FIND

1008
00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:18,924
SOME GIRL WHO DOESN'T CARE THAT

1009
00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:21,893
I'M SICK, AND BE MONOGAMOUS?

1010
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,962
I CAN'T DO THAT.

1011
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,631
I CAN'T. I CAN'T JUST

1012
00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:28,800
GO BACK TO NORMAL LIFE.

1013
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:33,772
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

1014
00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:36,107
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

1015
00:39:41,947 --> 00:39:43,882
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

1016
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,584
Jude: YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

1017
00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:48,420
Christian: YEAH. COME IN.

1018
00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:54,460
Jude: SOME PARTY, HUH?

1019
00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:55,961
OUR MRS. SCHIRALDI,

1020
00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:58,830
SHE'S QUITE THE HELLCAT.

1021
00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:02,568
Christian: THIS IS A BUSINESS...

1022
00:40:02,568 --> 00:40:04,970
NOT A PICKUP JOINT.

1023
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:07,973
Jude: YOU'RE RIGHT.

1024
00:40:07,973 --> 00:40:09,240
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

1025
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,241
Christian: THAT'S RIGHT.

1026
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,209
IT WON'T, BECAUSE I WANT YOU

1027
00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:12,478
OUT OF HERE TODAY.

1028
00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:15,947
Jude: YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?

1029
00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:18,850
Christian: AND TAKE SOME ADVICE.

1030
00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:20,819
BACK OFF JULIA AS WELL.

1031
00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:23,955
Jude: WHO ARE YOU, HER HUSBAND?

1032
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:24,890
Christian: HER HUSBAND'S

1033
00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:28,560
BEST FRIEND AND PARTNER.

1034
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,728
Jude: VERY WEIRD HOW UPSET YOU

1035
00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:31,129
WERE WHEN YOU THOUGHT

1036
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:32,130
MRS. SCHIRALDI

1037
00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,566
WAS JULIA AT THE PARTY.

1038
00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:35,601
IT WAS AS IF I WAS THERE WITH

1039
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:37,936
YOUR WIFE.

1040
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:38,937
I'VE SEEN THE WAY SHE TALKS

1041
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:39,871
ABOUT YOU.

1042
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:40,806
IT COULD GIVE SOMEONE THE WRONG

1043
00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:41,807
IMPRESSION.

1044
00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:44,009
Christian: JUST A GUESS,

1045
00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:45,577
BUT I BET YOU WON'T BE FLASHING

1046
00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:46,912
THOSE PEARLY WHITES AFTER I MAKE

1047
00:40:46,912 --> 00:40:48,113
A FEW CALLS AND TELL MY PALS AT

1048
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:50,115
THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI

1049
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:52,684
THAT I FIRED YOU.

1050
00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:53,885
Jude: YOU MAKE THAT CALL,

1051
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:55,587
DR. TROY, TO THE UNIVERSITY.

1052
00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:56,622
THAT WAY, IT'LL GIVE ME A LOT OF

1053
00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:57,756
FREE TIME TO HAVE A NICE LITTLE

1054
00:40:57,756 --> 00:40:59,891
LUNCH WITH YOUR PARTNER AND TELL

1055
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:00,892
HIM THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH

1056
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:01,893
HIS WIFE.

1057
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,133
Christian: DO IT. JUST MAKE SURE

1058
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,001
YOUR INSURANCE IS PAID UP.

1059
00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:21,112
[CRACKING]

1060
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:23,048
Woman: TRY MOVING IT NOW.

1061
00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,724
Sean: OH!

1062
00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:36,862
AMAZING.

1063
00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:38,830
Woman: YEAH. WE'RE NOT ALL

1064
00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:39,998
QUACKS, NO MATTER WHAT THE

1065
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,867
A.M.A. SAYS.

1066
00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:46,938
Sean: MY PARTNER DIDN'T HAVE TO

1067
00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:47,939
REMIND ME THAT YOU'RE

1068
00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:50,008
A CHIROPRACTOR.

1069
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:51,176
I'VE NEVER FORGOTTEN ANYTHING

1070
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:52,277
ABOUT YOU.

1071
00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:53,945
Woman: SEAN, DON'T.

1072
00:41:53,945 --> 00:41:54,980
Sean: YOU SAID I SHOULD BE

1073
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:56,347
HONEST WITH MY FEELINGS,

1074
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:59,017
NO MATTER WHAT THEY ARE.

1075
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,752
Woman: SOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN BE

1076
00:42:00,752 --> 00:42:02,688
TOO HONEST.

1077
00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:04,189
Sean: I CAN'T STOP THINKING

1078
00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:07,726
ABOUT YOU.

1079
00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:08,727
JUST TELL ME YOU DON'T FEEL THE

1080
00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:10,028
SAME WAY, AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE

1081
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:13,832
ME AGAIN.

1082
00:42:13,832 --> 00:42:14,900
Woman: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW

1083
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:17,769
I FEEL.

1084
00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:21,106
YOU'RE MARRIED, AND I'M BARELY

1085
00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:22,641
DIVORCED, AND--

1086
00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:24,610
Sean: I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

1087
00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:28,880
Woman: WELL, THAT'S MY POINT.

1088
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,982
THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME--

1089
00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:33,785
I DON'T THINK I CAN LET MYSELF

1090
00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:34,886
BE THAT VULNERABLE WITH A MAN

1091
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:36,321
THAT I CAN'T HAVE.

1092
00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:40,992
Sean: WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T HAVE

1093
00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,061
ME?

1094
00:42:57,242 --> 00:43:00,345
[PACED BREATHING]

1095
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,784
[DOORBELL RINGS]

1096
00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:08,019
[CHRISTIAN EXHALES]

1097
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,096
Julia: YOU ASSHOLE!

1098
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,167
Christian: NICE TO SEE YOU,

1099
00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:23,168
TOO, JULES.

1100
00:43:23,168 --> 00:43:24,269
Julia: HOW COULD YOU FIRE MY

1101
00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:25,303
FRIEND WITHOUT TALKING TO ME

1102
00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:26,805
ABOUT IT FIRST?

1103
00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:27,973
THIS INTERNSHIP WAS VERY

1104
00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:29,274
IMPORTANT TO HIM!

1105
00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:30,175
Christian: IF IT WAS SO

1106
00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:31,176
IMPORTANT TO HIM, HE SHOULDN'T

1107
00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:32,177
HAVE TAKEN ONE OF OUR CLIENTS

1108
00:43:32,177 --> 00:43:33,211
TO A SWINGERS PARTY.

1109
00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:34,212
MAYBE YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER WHO

1110
00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,213
YOU DECIDE TO BE FRIENDS WITH.

1111
00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:36,214
HE COULD HAVE REALLY HURT

1112
00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:37,215
OUR BUSINESS.

1113
00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:38,216
Julia: BULLSHIT, CHRISTIAN.

1114
00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:39,918
THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE BUSINESS.

1115
00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:42,320
THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND ME.

1116
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,289
YOU CAN'T STAND THE COMPETITION!

1117
00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:45,190
Christian: DON'T FLATTER

1118
00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:46,191
YOURSELF.

1119
00:43:46,191 --> 00:43:47,158
THIS IS ABOUT YOU PLAYING DEMI

1120
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:48,026
MOORE WITH SOME 25-YEAR-OLD

1121
00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:48,960
PUNK KID WITH AN OVERACTIVE

1122
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,961
LIBIDO.

1123
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:50,796
Julia: THE ONE WITH THE

1124
00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:51,396
OVERACTIVE LIBIDO'S

1125
00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:52,964
A MIDDLE-AGED SURGEON.

1126
00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:54,132
Christian: I'M LOOKING AFTER

1127
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,300
MY BEST FRIEND'S INTERESTS.

1128
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,068
YOU'RE MY PARTNER'S WIFE.

1129
00:43:57,068 --> 00:43:58,269
HIS WELL-BEING IS INTIMATELY

1130
00:43:58,269 --> 00:43:59,337
TIED TO MINE.

1131
00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:00,471
Julia: YOU FIRED HIM

1132
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:01,472
FOR REVENGE.

1133
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,841
SOMEONE ELSE IS INTERESTED

1134
00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:06,945
IN ME, AND YOU CAN'T STAND IT.

1135
00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:08,346
Christian: PLEASE. I CAN HAVE

1136
00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:09,981
ANYTHING I WANT ANY TIME I WANT

1137
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,817
IT.

1138
00:44:11,817 --> 00:44:13,752
Julia: YOU CAN'T HAVE ME.

1139
00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:14,953
Christian: CAN'T I?

1140
00:44:14,953 --> 00:44:15,821
FACE THE COLD, HARD FACTS,

1141
00:44:15,821 --> 00:44:16,822
JULIA.

1142
00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,089
YOU'RE STILL PINING AWAY FOR ME

1143
00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:20,425
LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS.

1144
00:44:20,425 --> 00:44:23,294
YOUR BOY TOY IS ME.

1145
00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:24,495
Julia: 15 YEARS YOUNGER

1146
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,496
THAN YOU.

1147
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,732
Christian: POOR MAN'S VERSION

1148
00:44:26,732 --> 00:44:27,866
OF ME. HAVE YOU KISSED HIM YET?

1149
00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:29,067
Julia: YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT

1150
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:32,037
IF I DID.

1151
00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:35,106
WHEN YOU DID, WERE YOU THINKING

1152
00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,241
OF ME?

1153
00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:13,311
Julia: YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS JUST

1154
00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:15,814
THINKING ABOUT?

1155
00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:19,885
Christian: WHAT?

1156
00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:21,286
Julia: JUDE.

1157
00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:43,141
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

1158
00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:44,142
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1159
00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:45,076
--www.ncicap.org--]

1160
00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:53,084
* MAKE ME...BEAUTIFUL *

1161
00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:05,130
* LIFE *