1 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:12,330 ...two days before that 2 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,700 Sitting on your rock, 3 00:00:15,860 --> 00:00:19,900 checking out my pants. That was a nice day. 4 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:23,460 - Is that 2 days ago? - Yeah... 3 days ago. 5 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:26,530 Doesn't seem that long. 6 00:00:36,780 --> 00:00:38,930 Doesn't seem it, but it is. 7 00:00:40,420 --> 00:00:45,860 Today we went out on business, yesterday we went out... 8 00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:49,460 It was 2 days ago. 9 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:52,900 Wasn't it? No, it was 3 days ago. 10 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:56,650 Because that was the day we got the train ride. 11 00:00:57,620 --> 00:01:01,170 2 days ago was the train ride day. 12 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:06,650 That ended up very... it was my fault. Excuse me. 13 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:11,210 I don't know what you're talking about. 14 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:15,210 I'm trying to find out which day was a nice day... 15 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:17,300 if the weather was nice, right? 16 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:19,890 And the only day I was out in the weather... 17 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:21,620 or outside was... 18 00:01:23,940 --> 00:01:25,210 3... 2 days ago. 19 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:28,530 - Remember what you were doing? - That's the only day I remember. 20 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:31,500 All the other days I just stayed in. 21 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:34,540 I didn't want to go out. 22 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,850 Last night was beautiful though. 23 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:40,300 I walked by the docks. It was fresh. 24 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:41,690 You what? 25 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:44,090 I walked back from the party. 26 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:46,300 It was nice last night. 27 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:51,010 - Want a cigarette? - No. 28 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:00,130 Got a match? 29 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:04,970 This is the trouble with false eyelashes. 30 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:08,410 - What? - The hair always gets stuck in them. 31 00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:18,010 - The hairs that you're cutting off? - Yeah. 32 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:24,300 It's acting like a bib, so they don't go into your eyes. 33 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:31,890 They stay there on top, so you have a pattern on top of your eyelashes. 34 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:39,650 I have to get lunch so then we can have coffee. 35 00:02:54,660 --> 00:02:57,020 I don't think I want any coffee any more. 36 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:03,820 - Is there any beer? - You were sitting on the matches. 37 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,770 - Beer makes you gain weight. - What? 38 00:03:16,820 --> 00:03:19,130 I don't like beer... 39 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:23,050 I like coffee. You don't like coffee? 40 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:38,330 Nice colour, right? 41 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:45,210 It's like that Hawaiian print dress that you wear... 42 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:57,650 How can I tell by opening this side? 43 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,410 We'll see... 44 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:02,460 - You don't want coffee? - Try some. 45 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:07,340 That's nice. That is nice. 46 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,570 Help, Nico. Can you smell gas? 47 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:22,410 As long as we don't blow up. 48 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:26,850 You have hair on your face. Can I blow it? 49 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:41,530 Ari, you're really having fun with that ball. Let's do something fun... 50 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,220 Like what? 51 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:02,740 Maman... 52 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:40,660 How many men have you slept with? 53 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:45,980 I can't give you a number... 54 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:49,740 - You've lost track. That many? - No, I've never kept track. 55 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:54,050 - I'd never keep... - I think it would be a good idea. 56 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:56,250 - You should keep track. - Why? 57 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:02,730 - You want to keep notes, don't you? - I keep notes. 58 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:04,770 - Ingrid, I'm here to help you. - I keep a dairy. 59 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:09,420 I'm here to help people, and my notes as to what sex... 60 00:06:09,420 --> 00:06:11,420 - Oh, you're here to help people? - Yes. 61 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:16,700 How do you expect to help me? You don't even know about problems. 62 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,820 - Unburden yourself. - Unburden myself? 63 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:21,900 - Get rid of them... - How can I unburden myself with... 64 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:25,580 - a perfect stranger? - That's the only one to do it with. 65 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:26,810 How can you trust a friend? 66 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:32,420 How can you unburden yourself with someone who knows you intimately? 67 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:36,060 - I don't know you at all. - You're right. 68 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:38,020 You can tell me everything, anything. 69 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:41,460 - How old are you? - I'm about 21. 70 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:46,090 - You look much older. - I know, I'm a wise, wise person. 71 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:51,020 I looked like this when I was 14. 72 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:53,900 - How do you preserve yourself. - I don't, I just look old. 73 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:57,690 - You believe in organic food? - No, I believe in organs. 74 00:06:58,380 --> 00:07:03,220 - Organs? What kind of organs? - Wurlitzer... you know, regular... 75 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:08,770 ...ear, nose... The praxis is this way. 76 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:11,980 - First of all, sit. - I think... 77 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:14,290 No, no, you're slouching. Sit. 78 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:22,100 Put your head back. Now start to recall, I want to hear everything. 79 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:27,930 - What do you want me to recall? - Your first sexual experience. 80 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:33,540 Be it with a man, a woman, a dog or a cat... 81 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:39,940 My first sexual experience was when I was 18. It was with a male. 82 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:46,650 And... I loved him, of course. 83 00:07:46,820 --> 00:07:49,180 I wouldn't have had sex if I didn't love him. 84 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,020 And... 85 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:01,100 - Well? - Wait a minute. 86 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:04,500 - What sort of sex did you have? - Intercourse. What do you think? 87 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:07,380 What sort of sex did you have? 88 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:10,300 He taught me all about the birds and the bees. 89 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:12,700 Did you have oral penetration? 90 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:17,100 - Anal penetration or vaginal? - Vaginal penetration! 91 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:20,980 - What happened? How did it start? - How did it start? 92 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:23,380 Did he pet you? Did he grab your tit? 93 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:26,500 - Yes, that's it. He grabbed my tit. - What was your reaction? 94 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:31,810 - I got scared. - You remember your exact words? 95 00:08:34,940 --> 00:08:38,930 Oh, clever... Then what happened? 96 00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:44,740 It's been such a long time. Time goes so slow nowadays. 97 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:45,700 Doesn't it? 98 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:52,210 All right, now your second sexual experience. This is getting very dull. 99 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:59,010 Well, this person that I had my first sexual experience with... 100 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,170 I was with him for about a year. 101 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,970 - Yes... - And I got sick of him! 102 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:10,780 - Why? - Because I just got sick of him. 103 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:13,820 Same old person, same old purple... 104 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:16,860 - Oh, I... - Purple cock? 105 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,980 That's it, you guessed it. What are you, a mind reader? 106 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:23,660 No, no. A pants reader. Go on, go on... 107 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:26,140 I think you've got a one track mind: Sex 108 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:29,180 Why don't you ask me about my parents or my family? 109 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:32,490 I'm not interested. I'm interested in helping you. 110 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:35,130 - Where did you pierce your ears? - They're not pierced. 111 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:39,010 They're not? It looks like they are. Aren't you clever? 112 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:44,580 Cigarettes too. May I have one? 113 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:51,340 - Can't you take your glasses off? - No... 114 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:55,820 - The light hurts my eyes. - Here. 115 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:02,220 - Don't you want to ask questions? - Let me ask you a question. 116 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:03,180 Go ahead. 117 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,740 How old were you when you first had sex? 118 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:07,860 - 11. - 11?! 119 00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:09,820 - Yes. - You should be ashamed of yourself. 120 00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:14,540 - I wasn't. - You could have at least waited. 121 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:16,770 I didn't know what waiting meant at 11. 122 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:20,500 You seem to be a very overly anxious person. 123 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,780 - I'm... I haven't... - At least I was of age. 124 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:26,420 You should be ashamed, being a priest! 125 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:28,100 You don't understand, what makes you of age? 126 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:32,330 - You're not even wearing a cross. - I'm not a real priest 127 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,370 I didn't think so... 128 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:39,580 The penance you'll do is not real Roman Catholic exorcising... 129 00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:44,300 I know, but I can't tell you everything in detail because 130 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,500 this is my first confession. 131 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:49,500 It's my first time in a Catholic church. 132 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:56,260 This is not a Catholic church, it's an ex- Catholic priest's boudoir. 133 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:58,090 - Boudoir? - Yes. 134 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:02,820 You're here for a private consultation. It's not a church. 135 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,140 - I should've gone to a psychiatrist. - But everywhere... 136 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:09,980 - you are is where God is. - Think I need a psychiatrist? 137 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:12,370 - I think you need a keeper. - A keeper? 138 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:15,210 I think I can handle myself pretty well. 139 00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:19,250 Unfortunately, the man who recommended you 140 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:23,650 didn't tell me what you were. You're not my type. 141 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:28,660 - What's that got to do with it? - You see, you were coming here... 142 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:33,020 I was going to interview you for a job, but you don't fit. 143 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:35,700 - That's not the story I heard. - Well... 144 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:39,820 - What kind of job? - A very, very profitable one. 145 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,900 - In what way? - You 'd be making a lot of money... 146 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,380 - In what way? - You 'd be making a lot of money... 147 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:48,260 I assure you I would only accept a legitimate job. 148 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:53,450 I'm not offering you any job, you don't fit the qualifications. 149 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:57,060 - I have a job and I'm satisfied. - Good luck. 150 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:04,820 You can leave whenever you're ready. 151 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:10,020 - I don't wanna leave yet. - All right. 152 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,620 - No, not yet... - You'd better be able... 153 00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:13,980 Would you mind if I ask you another question? 154 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:16,620 - No, go right ahead. - No, go right ahead... 155 00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:19,650 - Yes, go right ahead! - No, go right ahead! 156 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,740 - Yes. - Don't teach me grammar, you... 157 00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:23,780 - You what? - Twerp. 158 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,970 - Twerp... - Twerp. 159 00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:28,050 - What am I, a bird? - Mongoloid. 160 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:34,700 - Go on, what did you want to ask? - Got any more names? 161 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:39,170 - Any more names? - Yes, any more names to call me! 162 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:42,540 - I mean... - Listen, why don't you get out? 163 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:45,980 - Well, if you want me to go... - Yes I do. Thank you. Good-bye. 164 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,220 Good-bye. 165 00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:56,330 That's all, call someone else. 166 00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:00,620 - Hey you! - Who me? 167 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:04,460 - Yes, you! Come in here! - What do you want? 168 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:07,020 - Your heart! - I haven't got a heart. 169 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,580 - Yes you do. - No I don't. 170 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:15,260 - Small, squirmy little organ. - What's a heart supposed to do? 171 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:19,460 Speak, speak, speak... You know you enjoy me. 172 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,620 - Now what're you... - You're cute. 173 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:26,090 So are you, honey. Put your earrings back on. 174 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,260 - I lost them. - They're down here. 175 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:33,820 - I don't take advantage of girls. - I don't know... 176 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:36,180 - Why don't you put them on for me? - No! 177 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,290 - Oh, you... - Oh, all right. Give me your ear. 178 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:45,450 I'm not going to hurt you, my dear. I don't know how they go on. 179 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,690 I don't know how they go on. 180 00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:52,900 - Ingrid. - Well... 181 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:54,940 Well... 182 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,930 - You have a happy home life? - Infinitely. 183 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,820 - Get along well with your parents? - Everybody. 184 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:11,260 - Everybody. - Everybody, even the dog. 185 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:17,290 - Ever have sex with the dog? - Yes, and my parents too. 186 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,660 Trying to say your parents are dogs? It's not respectful! 187 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,940 - No, I didn't say that. - It's one of the 10 Commandments. 188 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:27,820 - Respect your parents! - I never said that. 189 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,380 I'm stupid, I always misunderstand. 190 00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:35,420 Not only do you misunderstand, but you scream like you're out of your mind. 191 00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:39,170 - At least I admit it. - But you need help, you know. 192 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,380 - I know that. - Regular help. 193 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,050 - How often? - Like "Ex - Lax". 194 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:50,930 You need regular help, dear. Twice, three times a week. Go to a clinic. 195 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:53,930 I don't think I need "Ex-Lax". 196 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,300 I said like "Ex-Lax". You need regularity. 197 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:02,450 - Oh, a sense of security. - What do you do for a living? 198 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,130 Notice how I'm sweating. It's your chance. 199 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,740 Why are you sweating? 200 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,540 - Do I excite you? - I don't know. Maybe you do. 201 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:15,860 - Aren't you ever sure? - This is your big chance. 202 00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:19,570 - Now, what do you do? - I work in an office. 203 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:24,540 Where? Come on, the truth! Office. I don't want that bullshit! 204 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,340 I work in an office! I'm a clerk. 205 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:30,300 You're a clerk? Where? 206 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:35,660 - 166, Packard Avenue. - Peckered Avenue? 207 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,730 - Packard, not Peckered! - You're lying. 208 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:46,620 I you want to call me a liar, go right ahead. I don't care. 209 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:47,620 I know what you do. 210 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,660 I don't give a crud what you think of me! 211 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:52,140 What ever I think, I know what you do. 212 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,740 You know what I do? Did you inquire? 213 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:57,180 - I've been told. - You've been told. 214 00:15:57,180 --> 00:16:00,780 Do you believe everything you hear? You're a stupid fool if you do. 215 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,620 - Ingrid! - Oh, I'm sorry... 216 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:06,580 You're speaking to a very sensitive priestess. 217 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:10,180 - God, please forgive me. - The High Priestess. 218 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:15,740 - Not Maria Montez, either. - Who's Maria Montez? 219 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,860 - Who is Maria Montez?! - Yeah. 220 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,380 I don't know. 221 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,860 Why talk about somebody you don't know? 222 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:26,250 I didn't bring the name up, you did. 223 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,780 - You did first! - I did not! 224 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,980 - Ingrid, I did not! - You're crazy! 225 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:33,490 You talk about me needing help. 226 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:37,820 - You need a towel. - I'm not sweating, you are. 227 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:39,220 - Yes, you are. - Where? 228 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:44,220 Over here, around here. Probably in your dress and everything. 229 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,940 - You're sweating. - I can't help it. It's warm in here. 230 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,220 - You need a towel, here! - Okay, thank you. 231 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,290 Jesus! Forgive me. 232 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,700 - Now, you're throwing it in, eh? - I am not throwing it in! 233 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:04,140 - Want a little more beer? - No, no, no... Let me drink this beer. 234 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,370 Take the hors d'oeuvre out. 235 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,540 - I used to just... You're such a pig! - I know. 236 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:14,820 - You should be ashamed. Schweinhund! - What a boring tongue you spoke. 237 00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:20,860 - And how awfully you speak it. - Well, it's not even English. 238 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:22,660 It's German. I don't want to hear it! 239 00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:25,220 - He's bi-lingual too... - I'm not a "Schweinhund". 240 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:29,660 - What does "Schweinhund" mean? - Don't drag me into this, please... 241 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,220 - this discussion. - I did not curse! 242 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:34,500 - Ingrid, you need more than help. - I know... 243 00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:38,060 - You have to be forgiven. - I need a complete overhaul. 244 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:41,100 - And your family does too. - How do you know? 245 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:45,940 - You never met my family. - I don't have to, believe me. 246 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:50,330 - If you say so... - I understand from your presence... 247 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:55,020 - what's wrong with your mother. - What is wrong with my mother? 248 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:57,580 I will not elaborate, it would go on for years. 249 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,460 - First of all, the teapot. - The teapot? 250 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:03,420 Yes, that plays "Tea for Two" when you pick it up. 251 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:07,770 That's one of the little things, I know the whole business. 252 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:12,980 I understand by the way you hold your mouth, what you are. 253 00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,900 I can't help it if I have a long, thin jaw. 254 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,290 I didn't mean your jaw, I said your lips. 255 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:21,170 - My lips? - Your mouth. 256 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:26,620 What do you have under your chin? Are those lumps warts? 257 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:29,700 No, I had a fight, darling. It's still oozing. 258 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,660 - You should be ashamed. - I have to be ashamed? 259 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:35,580 You're one of God's messengers to help people. 260 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,650 I am not one of God's messengers! 261 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:41,220 - That's what my mother told me. - Your mother's a nut! 262 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:44,900 - It runs in the family! - You and her should be locked up. 263 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:47,660 If you think I'm bad, you ought to meet my mother. 264 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:51,570 - I don't want to ever meet her. - One day you'll meet her. 265 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:56,260 Ingrid, I hope not. For your sake and your mother's. 266 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,140 - Specially for my mother's. - You know, my dear, I think... 267 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,460 - if you are wise... - Wise? 268 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:05,980 - You'll take mother to that clinic. - What clinic? 269 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:07,820 - The nearest one. - The psychiatric clinic. 270 00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:09,660 - Yes, she needs it. - I know that. 271 00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:11,580 - You know? - My psychiatrist told me. 272 00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:14,020 It'll take years to straighten her out. 273 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,180 But if you can't get her to the psychiatrist... 274 00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:19,570 I'm sure she won't have any trouble getting into the clinic. 275 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:24,130 If you can't do that, you can slip something in her coffee. 276 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:27,330 - Like what? - Well, like LSD first of all. 277 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,700 - Give her an LSD... - What's LSD? 278 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:32,060 - Haven't you ever had it? - No! 279 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:36,180 - Oh, it's fun. You'll love it. - What's it like? Tell me. 280 00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:37,610 - Very colourful. - Is it a drug? 281 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:39,620 Yes, it's a hallucinogen... 282 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:42,130 - that means you see things. - That aren't there. 283 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:46,490 That are there, really 284 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:51,860 I don't have hallucinations, but that's another story. 285 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,580 But does it affect everybody differently? 286 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:54,540 I hope. 287 00:19:56,660 --> 00:20:00,730 - You think I should try it? - Absolutely. As soon as you can. 288 00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:09,330 - What are you, a retired actor? - No, I'm an amateur yoghurt. 289 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:13,500 - Yoghurt? - Now, d'you want to just... 290 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:19,780 - Did you finish high school? - Of course I finished high school. 291 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:24,010 - What seminary did you go to? - I told you, I'm not a priest! 292 00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:28,050 - Practicing under false pretences. - I went to art school. 293 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:31,100 - What are you doing as a priest? - Posing. 294 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:37,420 That's a fact, believe me. Here, wipe that sweat off your face. 295 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,140 You smell. When was the last time you took a bath? 296 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,370 - Don't you use deodorant? - I don't. 297 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,610 - You should, it's very offensive. - Ahhhh... 298 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:50,660 so's your breath! But you know, I understand... 299 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,220 - It's from the beer. - It's not form the beer! 300 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:57,900 - I smell salami and onions, pig! - It's not onions, it's garlic. 301 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:01,050 - Well then, you've been eating... - This is not for me, okay? 302 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:04,220 - Creature! - I had a sore throat. 303 00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:07,060 Don't breathe in my direction, you're offensive. 304 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:10,700 - I didn't say a word about that. Why should I breathe on you? 305 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:14,700 - Don't breathe, you'll wilt. - I'll wilt? You'll wilt! 306 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:17,620 - You're making this pus ooze more. - Yeah. 307 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:23,540 Ingrid, I think I've had it! Who's is that? Yes, I would love... 308 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,660 - See my eyes? - I'm going to. 309 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,100 - They're beautiful. - Thank you. 310 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,850 Nothing in them, you haven't a pupil left. 311 00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,690 - Neither do you. - I didn't intend to. 312 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:39,420 They're beautiful. Turn around, look at this suite, all those people... 313 00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:45,290 Show them all your face, it's not bad. A little... 314 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:46,780 A little what? 315 00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:49,610 A little cracked, crummy... but you're all right. 316 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:54,380 - You'll make it. You'll make it. - You're not so great yourself. 317 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:57,180 - Oh yes I am. - You're no Cary grant. 318 00:21:57,180 --> 00:21:59,500 - Oh yes I am. - Oh no you're not. 319 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,900 - Yes I am. Here are your glasses. - Trying to be comical? 320 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:05,180 - You can go. - You want me to leave? 321 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:10,500 - No, no. Don't! Don't go! - I wanna leave, I'm sick of you. 322 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:14,460 - You're disgusting, shame on you! - I don't care any more. 323 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:16,850 - Beer's good for the hair. - I know, it's good for everything. 324 00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:19,820 Come on, lemme wash your hair. Beer shampoo. 325 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:23,050 Good idea... don't get this frock dirty. 326 00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:27,740 - There. - Don't get this frock dirty! 327 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,100 - Frock? - Yes. 328 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:33,050 - You frock's full of B.O. - B.O.? 329 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:40,420 How come every time I am in this situation, I always get wet? 330 00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:43,060 Because you should be wet! 331 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:45,610 - I said... - You're so wet behind the ears! 332 00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:48,980 You should be tied up, put in bathtub and pissed on regularly. 333 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:52,700 For two hours. And then you would thank... 334 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:55,500 - You're so vulgar! - It's perfect for you. 335 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,620 - You'd be in heaven. - You mean golden showers? 336 00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:04,820 I don't care if they're orange blizzards! My dear, you'd be happy. 337 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:08,620 - You'd be a Christian. - You think I'm not in Heaven? 338 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,290 I hope so. 339 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,650 - I don't think I want to go there. - Oh... lngrid. 340 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:19,250 - But you can reform me. - I don't want to. You're unspoiled. 341 00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:24,660 My parents spoiled me. I'm the only child. 342 00:23:24,660 --> 00:23:28,570 Give me the rest of that beer, please. And not on the face. 343 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:32,180 - I'll save it for later. - I wanna drink, understand? 344 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:37,020 You goddam lush, will you please give me a drink? 345 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:41,180 - I'll drink it okay, it's only beer. - You're a moron! 346 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:44,300 I don't want to get heated because it's too warm. 347 00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:48,060 - I would like a drink, please. - All right. Here, have a drink. 348 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,020 Thanks... 349 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:51,980 Wet your whistle. 350 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,930 - I never could. - Champagne is bottled beer. 351 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:03,290 I always get my hair wet! My evening is ruined! 352 00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:07,020 So is your day. I think... It's over isn't it? 353 00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:12,900 Is it time for the ball to fall? And 1966 is over. 354 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,130 Like being Gila Barter? 355 00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:19,300 - Oh, don't cry Ingrid. - It's just... 356 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:25,420 Happy New year. I'm just gonna give your hair... a new... I'm warm! 357 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:29,300 You're always warm! Why is that? 358 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:33,610 I don't want to... I would like to end it. Why don't you leave? 359 00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:37,380 I don't wanna to leave. I'll sit on the floor. 360 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:39,020 - All right. - Or I'll hide. 361 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,220 - Okay. - So you don't have to look at me. 362 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:43,180 You can be nice and take off the boots... 363 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:46,540 - Boots? I'm not wearing shoes. - I am 364 00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:48,620 - Want me to take off your boots? - Yes, take you my... 365 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:51,500 - What am I? A scapegoat? - A scapegoat? 366 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:54,370 - Yes... slave! - No. 367 00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:57,130 - Or a wife? - Wife? 368 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:00,660 - Ingrid... - What? 369 00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:01,620 Would I marry you? 370 00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:09,060 - Now... - Well, would you marry me? 371 00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:11,020 - No, I wouldn't. - I wouldn't marry you either. 372 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:12,690 - Now what... - You're too old for me. 373 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:16,660 - I'm only 21... - You're lying. You look 55! 374 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:19,540 - I'm 21, Ingrid... - You make my father look young. 375 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:22,060 - These are all experiences. - Well why... how come 376 00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:25,450 you have so many wrinkles? You must have had a lot... 377 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,420 - Oh, what was that? - That click click? 378 00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:29,770 We're being bugged. 379 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:35,860 - I'm tired. - You look tired. 380 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:39,170 - I feel it. - Have a hard day? Looks like it. 381 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:44,690 Beyond belief... beyond belief. Don't... oh, you wanna cry. 382 00:25:44,980 --> 00:25:47,210 - No, what makes you think that? - I saw your lip quiver. 383 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,580 - Do they quiver? - I'm holding my feelings inside. 384 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:55,940 - Oh Ingrid, let them out! - No. 385 00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:57,540 - Let me meet them! - Once a month. 386 00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:59,660 - Release them! - It's not that time of the month! 387 00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:01,820 It's National Release Day, go on! 388 00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:03,980 You think that's the best release, crying? 389 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:07,700 Quiver that lip completely. Let cry. 390 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,820 - Go ahead, have a good cry. - I can't. 391 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:13,820 - Because you don't want to. - I've got strong will power. 392 00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:16,380 Crying is really something you should do. 393 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,140 - I... - Regularly. 394 00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:20,740 - No, now I can't... - Why? 395 00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:22,940 If you try, Ingrid, you can cry. 396 00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:27,490 No, I can't. I know my own capacity. I know I can't cry. 397 00:26:28,180 --> 00:26:30,010 - 'Cos I don't want to. - Cry Ingrid. 398 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,780 What can I say so you'll cry? 399 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:39,140 What insults you so that you'll cry? 400 00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:44,060 There's a storm... What can I say? 401 00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:50,180 Now you should be weeping. 402 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,940 - Don't fart on me! - I'm not, I'm just blowing on you! 403 00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:57,810 Sounded like a fart. 404 00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:00,770 I'm trying to get your attention. 405 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:04,650 - Why? - Because you know... 406 00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:08,250 - Come in, whoever you are. - Somebody else to see. 407 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:11,780 Who is it? Who is it? 408 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:16,100 Who's there? For heaven's sake, you can answer. 409 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,490 Which door are they using? Hello? 410 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:37,300 Yes, who is it? 411 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,020 Who is it? 412 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:47,260 - It's for you, Ingrid. - How do you know? 413 00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:49,620 - I just heard him say your name. - And don't call me that! 414 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:52,420 - I'm sorry, Ingrid. - You don't even know my name. 415 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,660 - That's not my real name. - I know you as Ingrid. 416 00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:57,460 - I was told that you're Ingrid. - It's my middle name. 417 00:27:57,460 --> 00:28:01,610 That beer feels good on my hair. Here. 418 00:28:04,540 --> 00:28:08,100 - Why don't you read from the Bible? - I don't have a Bible here. 419 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:11,580 - Do you believe it? - It's nice, but I don't believe it. 420 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:15,860 - I want a direct answer. - I don't believe in anything. 421 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:19,380 - Shame on you, atheist. - I don't disbelieve in it either. 422 00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:23,420 - I mean... it could be so. - If you don't believe in the Bible, 423 00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:25,500 you don't believe in God. 424 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,410 I don't believe in American consumerism. 425 00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:34,180 - You're Catholic? - I was born Roman Catholic. 426 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,180 I'm no longer practicing anything... 427 00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:39,060 But do you live by religion? 428 00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:40,380 - No I don't. - I didn't think so. 429 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:44,100 You seem like a very immoral person. 430 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:48,300 I am a completely moral person because I stick to my own morals. 431 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:52,460 - You're gonna go to limbo. - Is that a discotheque? 432 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:56,900 No, it is just before you go to hell. 433 00:28:56,900 --> 00:29:02,020 What kind of people go there? 434 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:06,060 You don't have to be that bad. Pretty bad, but not the worst... 435 00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:08,970 - The worst people go to hell? - The best of the worst. 436 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:12,980 - That's me. - Unless you change and go to Heaven. 437 00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:15,780 I'm bad, completely bad. 438 00:29:15,780 --> 00:29:20,140 I'd go to Hell. You'd put me in Hell. 439 00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:23,940 - I wouldn't put anybody in Hell. - Yes you do. 440 00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:25,300 - Not my worst enemy. 441 00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:29,130 Sometimes, by your very presence, you put them 442 00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:32,540 right in the midst of the worst Hell known. 443 00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:36,060 I think I might go to Heaven, which I doubt. I'd be bored. 444 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:38,290 You? No, they'd be bored. 445 00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:41,340 - Everybody would be bored. - They would... 446 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:45,180 I don't want to be an angel and fly around up there. 447 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:50,020 - Say that again, slowly. - Who wants to be an angel? 448 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:52,500 And? Finish it. 449 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:56,570 - You finish it, you heard it. - Say it again, please. 450 00:29:56,980 --> 00:29:58,210 - Why? - Yes? 451 00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:02,820 - There's somebody. - There is somebody back there. 452 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:12,570 Who's back there? Wait a minute, there's something going on... 453 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:17,580 I'm hallucinating. 454 00:30:18,780 --> 00:30:21,620 You're hallucinating? Did you take LSD again? 455 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:24,540 - No, no, but I'm hallucinating. - Do you always hallucinate? 456 00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:26,540 - Frequently. - Power of suggestion? 457 00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:31,490 Power of suggestion? I don't know what that means. 458 00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:35,570 - Whose suggestion? - The suggestion of your willpower. 459 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:39,220 It's nothing to do with that. Actually when you get a bit tired... 460 00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:44,530 it's visual. Then you have the hallucinations in the ears... 461 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:47,060 - Auditory. - Whatever they're called. 462 00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:51,780 Ear hallucinations. When you hear your name being called, 463 00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:54,740 - like I just did. - You always hear voices? 464 00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:57,130 - You see? - Wait... I did hear that. 465 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:02,140 - It's a man's voice I think. - I heard the name, didn't you? 466 00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:06,660 - Why don't you go see who it is? - I just did. 467 00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:09,140 - There's no one there. - Go and look again. 468 00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:13,780 - It seems fruitless. - I'll go... I'll look. 469 00:31:14,420 --> 00:31:16,060 You understand disappointment. 470 00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:22,180 Who's there? 471 00:31:27,380 --> 00:31:31,620 - Nobody. You're hearing voices. - You heard it too. 472 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:37,570 - I know. It must be contagious. - It is. It's like a deadly disease. 473 00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:43,500 - Ingrid, you're going to Hell. - Say that again. 474 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,620 - Ingrid, you're going to Hell. - That's where I belong. 475 00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:48,660 You're not allowed in Heaven. You never will be. 476 00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:51,130 Neither are you. 477 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,860 I am telling you... your Hell is now. 478 00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:58,220 I'll go straight to Hell, I'm not going to limbo first? 479 00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:02,500 You're going to Hell for eternity. 480 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:07,810 - You will die... - Where have I sinned? 481 00:32:10,540 --> 00:32:15,490 - How? Who? - When you open your mouth, you lie. 482 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:18,770 - Liar! - Every time... 483 00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:21,140 Every time you close your eyes... 484 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:25,330 I got it from Arthur Loeb. Let me call her up, Miss Loeb... 485 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:30,850 find out why she's not marrying me. 2884035, please. 486 00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:37,220 88... 4035. 487 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:42,820 That Jew uptown... 488 00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:48,180 Willy's friend. I don't care if I mention that name or not. 489 00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:57,140 What are you talking about? Oh, hello? 490 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:04,170 They gave you the number, didn't they? Right? 491 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,900 Arthur told me he didn't wanna marry me. 492 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:18,660 Because he thought I was just after his money... That's not true. 493 00:33:21,580 --> 00:33:23,730 You could fall in love with this bastard. 494 00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:28,370 They keep pound jars around. 495 00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:42,170 Not home. I'm gonna call Dropout now. 496 00:33:55,940 --> 00:34:00,410 I hate this. I'm so hot, it's like I've had a trip of niacin. 497 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:06,940 3 teaspoons in water the other day. I said: "Please rip my clothes off!" 498 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:17,490 Spent the whole day reading the telephone book. 499 00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:21,620 Going through the same names to find a new connection. 500 00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:29,930 At night I write them down and then forget who they are. 501 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:35,370 Ingrid, come here. 502 00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:41,410 Just hold it that way a little bit, not too close. 503 00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:44,380 You look pretty today. 504 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:51,970 What's the clip doing? Is it supposed to be "Pop", or whatever they call it. 505 00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:53,770 No, I did it on purpose. 506 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:03,020 You look like an idiot. 507 00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:13,220 Get that crap off your face! 508 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:16,020 - I'll do it myself. - Stay clean. 509 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,420 - What? - A piece of paradise. 510 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:28,250 You don't like boys any more. You admitted it. 511 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:31,250 - You don't like boys yourself. - I hate them. 512 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:37,090 - I'm glad you admitted it. - I like them to have fun with. 513 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:42,410 Now I can't find that many girls to have fun with... 514 00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:49,180 Hello, Fern? It's Brigid again. 515 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,770 He is home and you're not telling me. 516 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:02,330 Hi, darling. Listen, did you get price on that acid? 517 00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:09,330 I called at noon yesterday and she said you weren't there. 518 00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:14,860 I got a price on 20 $57.50 caps for 80, but that's like cheap stuff. 519 00:36:20,820 --> 00:36:25,100 A price at Figaro's for 20 caps... 520 00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:29,300 The same guy? 521 00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:35,810 If I get about, say, $200 worth... 522 00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:41,380 I want 300 bucks... I want a really good price. 523 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:49,570 Ingrid, come here. Let me fix that mirror for you. 524 00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,500 Stop putting crap on your face! 525 00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:02,090 I can't think of what to say to him now. 526 00:37:02,740 --> 00:37:04,620 Hello? I wasn't talking to you. 527 00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:11,050 Get me some acid. I need a trip, Mark. 528 00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:14,250 I'm at a number where you can reach me right away. 529 00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:20,340 Yeah. CH33700... 530 00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:27,900 and ask for Mrs Parker. Mrs John Bowman Parker. 531 00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:32,060 33700. 532 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:37,450 There's no extension. I'm around the place. 533 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:42,010 Sometimes they find me weaving off in the elevator. 534 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,410 I sleep on the shelf like Willy's friend. 535 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:50,130 Who's "whatsisname"? There's lots of "whatsisnames"! 536 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:56,980 How is he? 537 00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:04,300 Listen, call me later. Or I'll see you tonight... 538 00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:07,660 in Figaro. I'll be on my bike. 539 00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:10,060 All right, okay. 540 00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:12,930 Now, back to you. 541 00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:18,860 - Take that stuff off your face! - You gonna help me? 542 00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:22,340 Take the lace off and I'll give you something divine to wear. 543 00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:25,060 Yes, Duchess. Anything you say. 544 00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:32,930 There's a pair of new... Oh no, my burgundy velvet pants in the closet. 545 00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:34,970 I'll pin them on you, they'll be too big. 546 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:39,290 And... a navy shirt and an ascot. 547 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:42,620 It's much smarter. 548 00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:49,300 Excuse me, corduroy is finished. It looks so country clubby. 549 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:52,980 - Or that chubby club where the... - I don't get my clothes there, 550 00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:56,580 because my brother clued me in to the Army Navy Store 551 00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:59,300 on 13th street and 3rd Avenue. It's divine... 552 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:03,290 I get 38 waists and 30 long, black. 553 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:08,180 And you can try them on in the back, behind the counter. 554 00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:20,980 We went through that suitcase before we took it back. 555 00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:25,860 And, my dear, I have never in my whole life seen clothes so filthy. 556 00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:29,130 Absolutely... everything. 557 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:32,260 - Talking about your own clothes? - No, I'm talking about yours! 558 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:37,900 Mine go to the Laundromat every day and Mack the engineer does it. 559 00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:43,450 The one that's, you know, lesbian... who saw you with another girl. 560 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:47,210 You sleep with plenty of girls. You have orgies every night. 561 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:48,980 - I do? - Yes, you do. 562 00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:54,610 I haven't had sex since Genevieve got hepatitis. I don't have time. 563 00:39:54,820 --> 00:39:58,020 - Did she catch it from Arthur Loeb? - No, she caught it from me. 564 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:06,620 - You really like to destroy people - Yes. I'd love to destroy you. 565 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,100 But first the Johnny Carson Show. 566 00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:18,810 You really wanna be on it? I can do it. 567 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:24,610 No. If you do it, I don't wanna be on it. I don't trust you. 568 00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:27,860 For what reason? 569 00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:32,300 Because you'd probably tell him a lot of lies... 570 00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:34,300 I'd tell a lot of lies... 571 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:37,620 You'd probably sit in the audience 572 00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:42,580 and laugh at me like you did at my meeting with your scotch. 573 00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:45,940 - Because you copied all my stuff. - Not all your stuff. 574 00:40:45,940 --> 00:40:51,100 You just changed it from "twenty-two". You just changed it little girl. 575 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:55,330 - Yeah, here's something... - Written for you... Tina Louise. 576 00:40:57,620 --> 00:41:02,860 - What's my real name, Duchess? - I don't know... nothing. 577 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:05,530 You have a feeble memory from all those drugs you take. 578 00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:09,820 You're the one who comes crying to me: 579 00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:13,100 "Brigid, I need a downer". 580 00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,620 You knock at my door: 581 00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:22,060 "I'm on LSD, please let me in!" 582 00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:23,970 I said I'm busy at the moment, 583 00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:27,180 and half an hour later she's still waiting at the door 584 00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:32,860 and asks: "Are you through yet?" You never took it in your life? 585 00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:35,740 Well then, you're nothing but a goddam liar. 586 00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:38,180 Right? 587 00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:41,020 Right. 588 00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:47,660 Okay, and you've run out of houses to sleep in too. 589 00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:48,820 No I haven't. 590 00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:51,890 Where do you stay now? Still having an affair with George? 591 00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:54,050 I mean Porgy, pudding and pie. 592 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:04,260 - Huh? - You had an affair with Willy! 593 00:42:05,260 --> 00:42:06,980 I never had an affair with Willy. 594 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:09,380 - My only... - What about Rodney? 595 00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:12,500 - Every time you and he... - I have never slept with Rodney. 596 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:16,660 Every time he makes love to me, he does everything else but. 597 00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:21,290 - And he says it's time to sleep. - I was gonna say that. Why? 598 00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:27,010 Well, because I'm a fat fucking horse and I'm a girl. 599 00:42:29,140 --> 00:42:32,340 Why not try to change him, straighten him out? 600 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:33,980 I'm not being a converter. 601 00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:45,820 - What's the matter. Feeling alone? - Not that... I just... 602 00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:56,370 - But you got George. Any good? - George Washington, yeah. 603 00:43:05,340 --> 00:43:10,020 I see I'm going to start throwing things my dear. 604 00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:14,140 You know how heavy this is, this silver paper? 605 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:20,740 This is where it all started. You can put it up on the wall with staples... 606 00:43:20,740 --> 00:43:24,060 - I'd better get out of here. - No, come back here! 607 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,980 - No, I'm not coming back. - Yes... 608 00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:26,940 Yes. 609 00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:29,690 We'll go off in the bathroom. 610 00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:34,740 I'll sit on the tub 611 00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:42,810 I'd like to go to the bathroom, I have to pee... 612 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:49,410 on her... and pee, and pee, and pee, and pee and pee. 613 00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:56,490 I gave her such an O.D. My dear, you wouldn't believe it. 614 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:59,850 If there's anyone gives her a downer, I'll kill them. 615 00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:07,460 She's gonna be up for weeks, then she won't be sleeping in our houses. 616 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:10,130 She can sleep here, standing up. 617 00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:18,810 They can't tell me what to do, 618 00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:26,050 what I'm not supposed to say and what I am supposed to say. 619 00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:29,100 That's when I get fucked up. 620 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,770 If you hadn't told me, I would've never have done it. 621 00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:34,890 What is that thing? 622 00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:40,900 I wanna play with it. Who is it? 623 00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:45,260 Who is it? 624 00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:53,860 Detective Fleming, or Brenda Marshall, or the Port Authority Police? 625 00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:59,850 One of the three that are after me. One of the three. 626 00:45:09,860 --> 00:45:13,420 Yesterday I went to a party for the Stones... 627 00:45:13,420 --> 00:45:18,450 I didn't go! Are you kidding? Me go to a party for the Stones? 628 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,140 Are you insane? 629 00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:26,930 My dear, I'm going to get my own book. I'll read that. 630 00:45:28,540 --> 00:45:31,290 What it's really about. Would you get it for me? 631 00:45:33,860 --> 00:45:40,490 Donnie, comb it a little... The lights in this room are always so bright 632 00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:44,340 It needs to be... Something's happening here. 633 00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:47,580 It's coming down. Give it a poke. 634 00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:54,850 Come here and give it a poke. Get the brush, my spray and all of our tools. 635 00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:59,930 Let's do it the other way, the way I used to wear it. 636 00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:02,980 I'm gonna change. 637 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:05,180 Change first. 638 00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:08,170 No, afterwards. Then you can do it again. 639 00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:15,090 - You don't have to stand like... - Sit on the floor. 640 00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:19,100 I have to sit on the floor, it's so uncomfortable 641 00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:22,290 because my stomach sticks out. That's what's terrible. 642 00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:25,980 How I can ride my bicycle so my stomach doesn't show? 643 00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:30,130 That's what's so awful with my T-shirt in! 644 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,700 - You look great, Brigid. - Are you kidding? 645 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,420 I swear I look like Dropout 646 00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:42,250 and the others. I say I don't have to wear a brassiere, 647 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:44,290 they're 2 mosquito bites. 648 00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:53,770 Can I have a cigarette? I wish people would smile. 649 00:46:58,980 --> 00:47:00,810 - Where are you going? - Where? 650 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:05,540 I'm peddling my wares on my bicycle. 651 00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:11,660 It's Heaven. I don't take anything with me and my paranoia is even worse. 652 00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:13,220 I carry nothing. 653 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:19,260 Last night I had a silver packet under my belt: A present for Duke. 654 00:47:19,820 --> 00:47:22,940 He closed last night, it became too much for him. 655 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:26,690 Instead Gregory stole $41 out of my pocket book. 656 00:47:27,780 --> 00:47:31,740 You're putting on one of my Lady Bryant bathrobes. 657 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:36,540 That looks better, and I'll get you something better to wear. 658 00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:38,940 What is that? 659 00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:44,380 That's tacky... that's so you, you can keep it, Ingrid! 660 00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:52,410 I need a pill. Where's my brown bag. 661 00:47:57,420 --> 00:48:00,300 - Get it, she'll steal out of it. - Which brown bag? 662 00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:03,380 It's a manila envelope from the office. 663 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:07,260 Here it is. 664 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:13,060 The police aren't here? They're not just waiting for me to finish 665 00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:16,260 are they Mike, to take me in? 666 00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:20,250 It's gone! Find the box of downies, they're gone. 667 00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:25,140 One nemisch... 668 00:48:29,780 --> 00:48:33,140 one doriden. I don't dare take that one till later. 669 00:48:33,540 --> 00:48:34,500 I really don't. 670 00:48:41,180 --> 00:48:44,220 I did that once at Rodney's, I got into so much trouble. 671 00:48:44,740 --> 00:48:47,980 Last week, you know what we did? I was so paranoid 672 00:48:47,980 --> 00:48:50,980 I threw 5,000 pills down the toilet. 673 00:48:50,980 --> 00:48:53,540 Rodney and I went into the bathroom, closed the door and said: 674 00:48:53,540 --> 00:48:56,420 "Let's wait till they dissolve and make a solution." 675 00:48:56,860 --> 00:48:59,220 I focused on the toilet... the colour... 676 00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:08,340 B.L. Up at the studio would have gone crazy. 677 00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:14,060 I'll take the blue out of Alberstadts like we used to do with Escatrols: 678 00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:16,210 The down part out of the retreators. 679 00:49:16,980 --> 00:49:17,940 Where's the mirror? 680 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:20,380 - She broke it. - Ingrid! 681 00:49:23,020 --> 00:49:28,860 Will you please start cleaning up this place? I told you every time... 682 00:49:29,060 --> 00:49:30,290 that... Oh, yes. 683 00:49:32,180 --> 00:49:35,700 - Are my eyes yellow? - Want this paper your father runs? 684 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,290 - Of course, I haven't read it yet. 685 00:49:39,740 --> 00:49:41,060 God, we got... 686 00:49:44,540 --> 00:49:48,610 - You have no fucking cool at all! - It's this year's though. 687 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,170 Fold that up into sixes. 688 00:49:55,340 --> 00:50:00,890 That goes in the 3rd drawer. I like that. Ingrid can have it. 689 00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:05,340 Her pocket book is full of junk and she sleeps with it 690 00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:08,700 after she's goes to the bathroom with it. 691 00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:11,210 - What's in it? - Nothing. Three pills. 692 00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:13,180 Her stash for the week. 693 00:50:16,820 --> 00:50:19,020 Hello... Yes 694 00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:27,410 Who? Just a moment please. 695 00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:29,620 Stella. 696 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:32,460 Telephone. 697 00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:39,930 He's not here. No, he's in the bathroom with Orione. 698 00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:46,410 Nobody's here but me. 699 00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:48,980 - Who is it? - And Donnie 700 00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:52,860 - Who you talking to? - My hairdresser. 701 00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:57,810 Is this Spanish Eddy? Is this Spanish Eddy? 702 00:50:58,220 --> 00:51:03,420 Or Johnny Cool? I moved my stash 703 00:51:04,180 --> 00:51:09,330 out of the air conditioner, from underneath the ice box, 704 00:51:10,340 --> 00:51:12,780 and Dropout took it in a shopping bag on her handlebars 705 00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:15,940 and dropped all my Phenobarbitals on the sidewalk, 706 00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:19,650 right in front of the cops... but they didn't bother her. 707 00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:29,770 I don't know if this evening... Can't talk on the 'phone, I'm on the john. 708 00:51:30,820 --> 00:51:34,050 Okay? Talk to you later. 709 00:51:34,780 --> 00:51:36,850 - Who is it? - I don't know. 710 00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:43,900 Someone who wants something and pretends they're someone else. 711 00:51:44,140 --> 00:51:46,100 They know me from the Masque days, 712 00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:48,690 they all say that. That's the killer. 713 00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:53,220 Everybody knows you. 714 00:51:57,980 --> 00:52:00,500 - I gotta take a downer. - Don't! 715 00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,380 I only have ten more for the night. 716 00:52:04,700 --> 00:52:09,660 Really, I mean... Pick up all the glass on the floor. 717 00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:13,700 Last week I cut my foot and had to spend two hours 718 00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:19,060 in St Vincent's Emergency Room because of the glass in my foot. 719 00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:20,860 All I got was a Band-Aid. 720 00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:26,660 - How about the... - Put some more spray on that. 721 00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:28,140 - Ingrid? - Yes 722 00:52:28,140 --> 00:52:31,100 - I need the spray. - Oh, there it is. 723 00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:46,660 I've got to get up town. 724 00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:50,100 You're doing my big wish: Jane Hair! 725 00:52:50,740 --> 00:52:52,490 Hello? Yes. 726 00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:56,300 Anne who? 727 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:04,330 No... no... no... no, they're not here. 728 00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:09,940 They're coming... Loud and clear. 729 00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:14,540 You'd hear them if they were here. 730 00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:23,410 You wanna buy anything? Why? 731 00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:31,090 - Put it in your hair... - They went to the baths. 732 00:53:31,620 --> 00:53:33,180 Don't worry, they'll be back. 733 00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:41,970 I'll have him call you if he calls me. 734 00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:48,220 Know anyone who wants to buy amphetamine. It's crystal clear... 735 00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:52,210 like snow in January on the windowpane. It's the end. 736 00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:59,500 I'll be here at midnight, a quarter of midnight. I'll be in the Figaro. 737 00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:07,460 It's fantastic. I'll let you pay half tonight, half tomorrow. 738 00:54:07,460 --> 00:54:11,580 I have charges. It's very good. It's chic that way. 739 00:54:12,740 --> 00:54:16,650 What? 10 and 10 tomorrow. 740 00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:22,740 Beautiful town, fantastic stuff. You can see it first, try it first... 741 00:54:22,940 --> 00:54:26,730 turn yourself on first. 742 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:35,570 What? Come down here to make a movie? I hate movies! 743 00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:41,570 The underground is not my scene. 744 00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:47,370 Excuse me, I have a trick here that causes me problems. 745 00:54:50,340 --> 00:54:53,620 - Now, on here! Shut up! - All right! 746 00:54:56,140 --> 00:55:00,740 Jesus Christ. I can't turn my back to answer the telephone. 747 00:55:00,740 --> 00:55:02,730 She's into my dresser... 748 00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:08,780 ...into my clothes. And a size 4 doesn't fit into a size 22 and a half. 749 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:20,380 Who do you think it is? What girl would look in her pockets for things? 750 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:23,740 You're right! 751 00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:27,970 Anna fart-face! 752 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:34,570 Think New Jersey 1956. 753 00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:44,850 She's sitting here very elegant with her legs crossed. 754 00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:48,930 I can't even cross mine if I don't have a chair in front of me. 755 00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:53,250 And with her hands crossed... 756 00:55:58,620 --> 00:56:01,740 Given her any? Oh yes, I gave her some, 757 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:07,820 but she's gonna get some more. She'll get hers. It's gonna be bigger... 758 00:56:18,060 --> 00:56:21,370 3 double superpower what? 759 00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:34,250 Shut up, that's kid's stuff! They're pink and grey and they're bad. 760 00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:37,060 They're glorified Excedrin. 761 00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:43,020 Pink and grey, red and grey, all pink... 762 00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:50,300 That's the same... those are Darthon Compound 25. 763 00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:51,530 Lousy shit! 764 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:59,420 There's Codeine, morphine, the painkillers, Demerol. Those things... 765 00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:02,610 What? The morphine? 766 00:57:03,580 --> 00:57:06,570 No, I don't bother with people who ask questions like that. 767 00:57:09,140 --> 00:57:11,700 It's very dangerous. I don't dig it. 768 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,340 I like people that are "up there". 769 00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:22,620 Fine... so what time do you want me to meet you? 770 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:27,820 Okay, groovy. 771 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:32,290 "Figaro". I'll be on my bike. 772 00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:39,660 Okay. Oh, I've gotten thinner... 773 00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:43,900 and I wear a smart jacket that covers everything. 774 00:57:45,540 --> 00:57:50,170 Where? I probably don't know you. 775 00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:58,140 Those fucking operators and their "A nickel more for the next 40 seconds". 776 00:57:58,460 --> 00:58:02,060 Is that what she said? Good-bye. Wait a minute... 777 00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:04,730 Ingrid's legs are in the air again. 778 00:58:09,780 --> 00:58:13,380 Hold on. Trying to look Egyptian? You got one, two, three... 779 00:58:13,380 --> 00:58:17,090 - I cut myself shaving my legs. - You do that? 780 00:58:19,220 --> 00:58:22,260 With what kind of a razor? Not a "Lady Duet". 781 00:58:24,820 --> 00:58:27,860 Hello. Who's this? 782 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:35,020 Well, this isn't her. That's my name. 783 00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:43,500 My name... oh well, I'm with the New York Times... 784 00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:45,770 a good newspaper. 785 00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:28,580 - Get under! - Get under there will you! 786 00:59:41,860 --> 00:59:45,610 - Why don't you put the belt... - You shut up too! 787 00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:03,020 - You really look greater... - What do you mean? 788 01:00:04,540 --> 01:00:07,900 - It's just that... you know... 789 01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:13,450 ...you're so different. - I'm like any other girl. 790 01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:19,250 It's just the way you look after work, so fresh, so rested. 791 01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:23,810 - Everyone else is so haggard - I didn't finished up completely. 792 01:00:31,020 --> 01:00:32,610 There's still another nail to be driven. 793 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:40,580 - Shall I warm things up for you? - You do, Victor. 794 01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:46,140 All right... I'll... take care of it. 795 01:01:00,580 --> 01:01:02,330 Co-operate please. 796 01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:12,420 - Let go off me! - Shut up! 797 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:23,540 No, it is not on. 798 01:01:25,380 --> 01:01:28,130 That's what I dig about you, Victor. Everything you do, 799 01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:31,850 every nail your drive, is always with cunts in his face. 800 01:01:35,140 --> 01:01:37,210 Where shall I put him? 801 01:01:38,660 --> 01:01:40,410 Leave him there for the weekend. 802 01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:49,060 What are you doing? 803 01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:51,220 Musing. 804 01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:59,330 - Shall we... - That was left out. It was corny. 805 01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:13,370 - Change the music. - It's all right, it's done. 806 01:02:14,820 --> 01:02:18,290 - Are you a music critic now? - Are you posing, honey? 807 01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:25,380 Yeah. Go on. 808 01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:29,780 Oh, all right... 809 01:02:38,420 --> 01:02:41,220 Will you take care of her? She's out of place. 810 01:03:00,380 --> 01:03:03,660 - You were on the radio... - What are you doing? 811 01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:08,210 What does it look like? Reading. 812 01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:13,450 - Why? - Because I want to. 813 01:03:15,660 --> 01:03:20,210 - What are you reading? - It's none of your business. 814 01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:26,940 According to the title, it's "The Wisdom of China and India". 815 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:29,980 That doesn't make any difference either. If you don't like it... 816 01:03:29,980 --> 01:03:30,940 I don't. 817 01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:46,500 - How much? - A dollar, 98. 818 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:49,570 - Oh, what a bargain. - I don't like it. 819 01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:53,980 - You don't like what? - What you just did. 820 01:03:55,580 --> 01:03:58,810 - When? - What you just did with my book. 821 01:04:01,260 --> 01:04:04,620 I didn't like what you were doing, that's why I did it. 822 01:04:05,060 --> 01:04:06,540 Doesn't make any difference. 823 01:04:06,540 --> 01:04:11,330 - That's how the cookie crumbles! - You shut up! 824 01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:20,140 - Forget that. - What? 825 01:04:20,140 --> 01:04:22,620 - You screwed up anyway. - When? 826 01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:24,540 - You like these glasses? - When? 827 01:04:24,540 --> 01:04:27,180 - These glasses? - They're mine. 828 01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:30,740 Oh, they're yours! I like them too. 829 01:04:30,740 --> 01:04:32,010 Give them back please. 830 01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:36,260 - Will you let go of my pants? - No, I want my glasses back. 831 01:04:36,260 --> 01:04:40,700 - I'll let go of your pants... - "I'll let go of your pants..." 832 01:04:41,820 --> 01:04:43,540 You may be tough, but that wasn't. 833 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:53,370 You like those? 834 01:04:58,180 --> 01:04:59,610 You can't read, you're imperfect! 835 01:05:09,140 --> 01:05:14,740 You do that once more and I'm gonna pull out all your nails. 836 01:05:14,980 --> 01:05:17,410 Oh no, anything but that! 837 01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:30,050 You all get my kicks seeing me get my kicks. 838 01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:34,580 We're happy that you approve. 839 01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:37,340 But you're not supposed to. We're sadistic. 840 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:42,140 You're not supposed to like it at all. 841 01:05:42,340 --> 01:05:45,410 - I love it! - Shut up! 842 01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:50,210 If you love it, you're not doing what you're supposed to. 843 01:05:51,340 --> 01:05:53,220 We don't want you to love it. 844 01:05:59,180 --> 01:06:01,330 You should be in there, don't you think? 845 01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:06,210 - Where did you put my book? - I threw it across the room. 846 01:06:07,980 --> 01:06:12,260 - I don't like it - I'm trying to pick a fight with you. 847 01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:21,940 Shut up! 848 01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:27,890 Your not supposed to speak that way to me. 849 01:06:28,580 --> 01:06:31,890 - Why, Victor? - Why what? 850 01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:34,580 Why am I not supposed to that way to you? 851 01:06:34,580 --> 01:06:37,330 You're supposed to speak that way to scum. 852 01:06:38,940 --> 01:06:40,690 Why can't I speak that way to you? 853 01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:43,740 I didn't say you couldn't, I said you're not supposed to. 854 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:48,650 But if I want to? 855 01:06:48,900 --> 01:06:52,780 Then I suppose you'll do it if you really want to. 856 01:06:56,220 --> 01:07:00,010 But I should react to it in the same way. 857 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:03,700 Then go ahead and react to it in the same way. 858 01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:11,690 If I felt ready I would, but now I'm not, so... 859 01:07:18,900 --> 01:07:23,690 What did you do that for? Will you stop it? Stop it! 860 01:07:34,820 --> 01:07:38,180 That's my little boy getting his own way. 861 01:07:41,180 --> 01:07:44,860 You obviously have no idea. 862 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:46,610 Obviously. 863 01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:56,650 - I put it on. - Shut up! 864 01:07:58,660 --> 01:08:01,250 Why do you need make up, Victor? 865 01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:05,690 'Cos I'm prettier with it. 866 01:08:11,860 --> 01:08:15,820 You gave me what you gave me before, and I'm taking it back! 867 01:08:16,180 --> 01:08:18,570 - What was that? - Make up for your acne. 868 01:08:24,460 --> 01:08:27,180 Hello? Oh, Hello 869 01:08:33,140 --> 01:08:37,660 Yes... Yes... 870 01:08:38,460 --> 01:08:39,810 Yes... 871 01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:42,700 No, no... 872 01:08:46,260 --> 01:08:48,570 Right. I though you said Sunday. 873 01:08:54,140 --> 01:08:57,610 Late? That's early. 874 01:09:01,420 --> 01:09:03,810 Fine! Fine! Perfect! 875 01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:08,340 Oh, yes, yes. Yes. 876 01:09:13,620 --> 01:09:15,370 Yes you will. 877 01:09:21,060 --> 01:09:22,020 Okay. 878 01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:27,810 Are you all through? 879 01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:34,740 - What does it look like? - With your 'phone call. 880 01:09:34,740 --> 01:09:37,300 - What does it look like? - Are you all finished? 881 01:09:37,300 --> 01:09:42,660 - What does it look like? - Are you imitating me? 882 01:09:45,060 --> 01:09:46,020 I think... 883 01:09:47,340 --> 01:09:48,300 I think... 884 01:09:52,580 --> 01:09:54,250 that you and I... 885 01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:57,140 Should have it out! 886 01:09:57,140 --> 01:09:59,570 I was waiting for that to happen. 887 01:10:07,860 --> 01:10:10,340 Well, I'm really... 888 01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:11,850 ...not ready so... 889 01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:15,610 you'll have to wait about 3 minutes... 890 01:10:20,660 --> 01:10:23,700 Since I have every intention of provoking a fight, 891 01:10:24,420 --> 01:10:28,810 you'd better, because I won't respond if you try to provoke it. 892 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:41,340 Would you be so kind as to hand me that glass? 893 01:10:50,540 --> 01:10:52,860 If not, I'll get it myself. 894 01:10:52,860 --> 01:10:56,250 Go get it yourself! Go get it yourself! 895 01:10:56,500 --> 01:11:01,100 I heard you! I heard you! Don't have to repeat yourself. 896 01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:10,690 I think that green is very effective. 897 01:11:11,860 --> 01:11:16,780 Where did you get that idea? It couldn't be yours. 898 01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:42,980 Don't break my glasses! 899 01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:47,220 An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth! 900 01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:51,570 Mary... are you a man? 901 01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:02,890 Shut up! 902 01:12:04,740 --> 01:12:07,250 Shut up or I'll pull out your nails. 903 01:12:45,260 --> 01:12:48,140 Everything you do is so perfect. 904 01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:50,850 Look at you, your hair is messed up. 905 01:12:52,140 --> 01:12:54,180 - What have you done to me? - Go fix your hair. 906 01:12:54,180 --> 01:12:57,060 - I don't have to go anywhere. - Go fix your hair. 907 01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:59,650 I'm not gonna fix my hair, but I'll fix this. 908 01:13:02,340 --> 01:13:04,660 Get up, walk to the mirror 909 01:13:04,660 --> 01:13:06,010 and fix your hair. 910 01:13:11,780 --> 01:13:15,530 I can't see a thing! I can't see a thing! 911 01:13:26,060 --> 01:13:28,620 - Not even in your dreams. - Fix it! 912 01:13:32,060 --> 01:13:33,940 - The glass? - No, your hair. 913 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:41,500 - I don't like her! - I don't like you and you love it! 914 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:47,940 Oh I love it! I just love it! I want more! More nails in my face! 915 01:13:50,620 --> 01:13:54,300 Whirl round like a cyclone and she'll take care of it for you. 916 01:13:57,260 --> 01:13:58,250 No. 917 01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:02,700 Come on, please! Puncture my skin with that pointy nail! 918 01:14:13,140 --> 01:14:17,370 - You have to work for it. - You're kidding! 919 01:14:36,660 --> 01:14:40,540 Shut up... Shut up! Don't want to hear you any more. 920 01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:47,850 - Hand me my brush please. - Sure. 921 01:14:58,220 --> 01:15:01,050 This is why I don't have to go anywhere to fix my hair. 922 01:15:06,980 --> 01:15:09,130 Hand me the 'phone please. 923 01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:11,980 Would you answer it, please? 924 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:18,460 You wanna hear it ring more? Is that why? 925 01:15:18,460 --> 01:15:21,130 Or you're just being uncooperative? 926 01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:02,860 Victor! 927 01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:10,250 I promise I won't do it again. 928 01:17:17,620 --> 01:17:20,500 They'll call back. I promise I won't do it again. 929 01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:24,380 Shut up! 930 01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:37,970 Fresh blood for Baaloo. 931 01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:41,020 You must be a recruit. 932 01:17:42,220 --> 01:17:43,570 What d'ya have in mind? 933 01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:47,860 Shut up! 934 01:17:51,820 --> 01:17:53,730 Talk only when you're addressed. 935 01:17:53,980 --> 01:17:56,700 - Yes ma'am. - I said just shut up! 936 01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:02,860 But ma'am, it's protocol 937 01:18:03,140 --> 01:18:10,330 to inform your audience of the time intervals with which we'll broadcast. 938 01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:15,690 We broadcast every hour on the hour. 939 01:18:16,460 --> 01:18:20,770 Special bulletins are broadcast at one in the morning. 940 01:18:27,380 --> 01:18:30,130 I'll give you your instructions now. 941 01:18:30,660 --> 01:18:36,130 You'll answer all questions according to the instructions you'll receive. 942 01:18:36,820 --> 01:18:40,100 Failure to do so will result in immediately... 943 01:18:44,940 --> 01:18:48,060 You'll be removed from the premises and taken to a premises 944 01:18:48,540 --> 01:18:50,660 where you'll be further re-instructed, 945 01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:53,700 till you are enlightened enough 946 01:18:56,420 --> 01:19:00,100 to answer the questions... according to instructions. 947 01:19:09,340 --> 01:19:10,300 Hello? 948 01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:16,090 It's Hannah. 949 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:22,220 No, she just stepped out. 950 01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:30,650 Could you call back? All right. 951 01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:46,740 A thousand pardons for the interruption. 952 01:19:49,380 --> 01:19:52,370 Anyway, we'll go on here now. 953 01:19:53,860 --> 01:19:55,780 - Ready for that? - Yes, ma'am. 954 01:19:55,780 --> 01:19:59,180 - Ma'am? You call madam. - Yes, madam. 955 01:19:59,180 --> 01:20:00,450 All right. 956 01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:10,220 - Howdy folks! - No, you don't begin yet. 957 01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:14,450 All right, begin. 958 01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:17,890 - Howdy folks! - No! Not time. 959 01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:27,020 Hello, Mr and Mrs America 960 01:20:27,660 --> 01:20:30,460 and all the ships in the China Sea. This is Hanoi Hannah, 961 01:20:31,140 --> 01:20:32,570 your stay-at-home reporter, 962 01:20:33,580 --> 01:20:35,650 bringing you the latest news and developments 963 01:20:36,180 --> 01:20:38,570 followed by a comprehensive report 964 01:20:39,060 --> 01:20:42,180 from your most contemporary magazine of the same nomenclature. 965 01:20:42,820 --> 01:20:45,020 Our headline story today: 966 01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:47,660 The consumer's market. 967 01:20:48,580 --> 01:20:52,020 Fresh fruit is very reasonably priced 968 01:20:53,700 --> 01:20:56,090 and they are very good. We suggest: 969 01:20:56,820 --> 01:21:01,500 Pomegranates, Chinese apples with 1.000 seeds of blood. 970 01:21:05,380 --> 01:21:07,660 Today's specialty are blue strawberries 971 01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:12,810 and may we suggest for dinner: Squash! 972 01:21:14,980 --> 01:21:19,100 Now for our traffic report from Satellite 7. Come in. 973 01:21:20,980 --> 01:21:24,300 Hello down there, this is your friendly Satellite 7. 974 01:21:24,300 --> 01:21:25,810 I feel like an eagle today. 975 01:21:29,180 --> 01:21:30,170 Shut up! 976 01:21:31,740 --> 01:21:33,860 The Panama Canal today is blocked. 977 01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:36,580 We suggest alternative routes round the Straits of Magellan. 978 01:21:37,540 --> 01:21:41,380 Now further fancy in the news. Thank you Satellite 7. 979 01:21:41,380 --> 01:21:44,050 We'll catch you on your next revolution around the earth. 980 01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:52,050 There is a mass coming out party this Saturday night at the Astor Hotel. 981 01:21:53,900 --> 01:21:55,700 The purpose is 982 01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:58,900 to express the collective nature of the 60s. 983 01:21:58,900 --> 01:21:59,860 For example: 984 01:22:04,980 --> 01:22:08,730 2 heads are better than one. 4 or 5 being the going price. 985 01:22:12,580 --> 01:22:15,540 For a listing of exactly who's coming out, 986 01:22:15,540 --> 01:22:20,020 see your reverse telephone directory, pages 1,000 and one. 987 01:22:20,020 --> 01:22:22,660 Or write to Hanoi Hannah, 988 01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:28,900 Operation Hannibal, Elephant City S.A. 989 01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:30,490 And now, Joe... 990 01:22:31,660 --> 01:22:34,660 I'm sure our audience is on pins and needles to hear 991 01:22:34,660 --> 01:22:35,930 what you have to say. 992 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:40,020 - Howdy folks! - Shut up! 993 01:22:43,900 --> 01:22:46,540 - Jesus... - How've you been since arriving? 994 01:22:51,020 --> 01:22:54,770 - What do you think of the weather? - Sticky. 995 01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:58,260 "Sticky"! What is this Americanism? 996 01:22:58,980 --> 01:23:01,570 You know... the heat... 997 01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:10,370 What do you think about in this sticky, lonely country? 998 01:23:10,900 --> 01:23:14,370 - Home, right? - That is very correct. 999 01:23:15,700 --> 01:23:19,850 - What's your home like? - Fucking dull. 1000 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:22,460 No. 1001 01:23:27,460 --> 01:23:31,660 Your home is beautiful. It's your home. 1002 01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:37,540 - Have you been there? - It's your home, your home! 1003 01:23:37,540 --> 01:23:40,530 For a Hong Kong gal, you sure do talk funny. 1004 01:23:43,340 --> 01:23:49,500 It's your home and you know it! We asked what it's like? It's name? 1005 01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:02,900 - Skip it. - We will skip nothing! 1006 01:24:02,900 --> 01:24:04,490 What's your home like? 1007 01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:12,220 To begin with... in Twin Precipices, just as your coming off the road, 1008 01:24:12,220 --> 01:24:16,380 you see a precipice directly to your left. 1009 01:24:16,380 --> 01:24:19,940 If you make an about face, you'll see another... 1010 01:24:19,940 --> 01:24:25,060 - Identical to the one on your left. - How do you know? 1011 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:28,500 - It was very difficult. - You're pretty smart aren't ya? 1012 01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:29,570 Shut up! 1013 01:24:31,260 --> 01:24:34,060 Yeah, I know. I'm small and insignificant. 1014 01:24:40,660 --> 01:24:42,780 You were saying what your home was like. 1015 01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:48,220 Well... 1016 01:24:51,660 --> 01:24:55,210 - What was your home like? - It's just a void. 1017 01:24:56,140 --> 01:24:57,540 No! That's wrong! 1018 01:24:59,740 --> 01:25:01,380 What was your home like? 1019 01:25:01,660 --> 01:25:10,100 - Beautiful. And my girlfriend... - Your home under the shaded elms. 1020 01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:13,250 - Wistoria - Wisteria! 1021 01:25:14,620 --> 01:25:17,340 Your home under the shaded wisteria. 1022 01:25:17,340 --> 01:25:19,540 Your mother standing in the doorway, 1023 01:25:19,940 --> 01:25:23,490 your father there too. All the friends you ever knew, 1024 01:25:23,980 --> 01:25:26,290 all the years true and blue. 1025 01:25:26,940 --> 01:25:30,730 You sure are something else. 1026 01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:38,530 - How do you know they're there? - It's not me saying it, it's you! 1027 01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:42,290 Go ahead, you say it better than I do. 1028 01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:46,330 Your girl, what was she like? 1029 01:25:48,300 --> 01:25:51,740 She was pretty, wasn't she? Very pretty! 1030 01:25:52,740 --> 01:25:54,650 To tell you the truth... 1031 01:25:55,220 --> 01:25:57,650 - She was very pretty! - She was very pretty. 1032 01:25:59,020 --> 01:26:00,140 Yes, go on. 1033 01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:04,090 Sometimes... 1034 01:26:04,980 --> 01:26:07,820 When we were drunk she was pretty. 1035 01:26:07,820 --> 01:26:11,860 But when you wake up and look across the bed... 1036 01:26:11,860 --> 01:26:14,290 oh God! 1037 01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:23,180 No! You're wrong. 1038 01:26:25,460 --> 01:26:29,170 Your girl was extremely pretty. 1039 01:26:30,460 --> 01:26:31,780 - She was? - Yes. 1040 01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:36,610 - If you say so. - You want to go home and see her. 1041 01:26:37,380 --> 01:26:42,580 You are worrying anxiously over who is seeing her. 1042 01:26:42,740 --> 01:26:46,540 Over who is sleeping with her... 1043 01:26:46,540 --> 01:26:48,450 Are you kidding? She sleeps alone... 1044 01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:54,010 You Americans are so naive. 1045 01:27:00,580 --> 01:27:02,170 Think she's waiting for you? 1046 01:27:02,940 --> 01:27:05,740 No, I 'aint lucky enough to think she's not! 1047 01:27:05,740 --> 01:27:09,570 Her kisses were for Benny, but her heart belonged to Joey. 1048 01:27:10,260 --> 01:27:12,330 A medal for Joey. 1049 01:27:17,060 --> 01:27:19,780 No, that's wrong! 1050 01:27:22,860 --> 01:27:24,050 That's what you think. 1051 01:27:28,460 --> 01:27:31,050 Answer according to the instructions. 1052 01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:36,540 Your instructions. Your instructions! 1053 01:27:36,540 --> 01:27:41,170 I can't wait to get home, my girlfriend's waiting for me... 1054 01:27:41,460 --> 01:27:44,060 - More! - I can't wait... 1055 01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:46,210 - to sleep with her in that bed. - More! 1056 01:27:48,300 --> 01:27:50,780 Everything's so beautiful. My parents miss me so much... 1057 01:27:50,780 --> 01:27:52,860 I hate it here and want to go home. 1058 01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:55,140 The wisteria! In the shade of the wisteria! 1059 01:27:57,980 --> 01:27:59,380 It was cool and shady... 1060 01:28:00,100 --> 01:28:01,860 Your home's in the shade! 1061 01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:04,540 My home is under the shade of the wisteria. 1062 01:28:04,540 --> 01:28:06,820 - Go on. - It's shady... 1063 01:28:07,940 --> 01:28:09,420 - Your mother! - My mother... 1064 01:28:09,420 --> 01:28:13,890 Your hometown was beautiful, like your girlfriend, your mother. 1065 01:28:14,140 --> 01:28:17,420 Your father was beautiful. All the friends you ever knew... 1066 01:28:17,940 --> 01:28:21,460 - standing in the doorway... - Don't keep reminding me! 1067 01:28:23,580 --> 01:28:26,420 - You want to go home. - I want to go home. 1068 01:28:26,420 --> 01:28:29,060 - Shut up, you're a ham. - I wanna go home. 1069 01:28:31,140 --> 01:28:35,420 Stop for commercials: Did you ever go into a luncheonette 1070 01:28:35,420 --> 01:28:39,210 and see that chicken salad and tuna salad 1071 01:28:41,100 --> 01:28:44,500 are the same price? If they are, don't buy them they're the same. 1072 01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:46,540 - Which? - Neither. 1073 01:28:46,540 --> 01:28:50,330 - Asshole. - We'll return you to your station. 1074 01:28:58,340 --> 01:29:00,620 - Probably a commercial. - What would you like to be on? 1075 01:29:00,620 --> 01:29:01,810 A commercial. 1076 01:29:05,260 --> 01:29:07,140 You'd like the news to be on. 1077 01:29:08,020 --> 01:29:10,220 - That's what I said. - You didn't say that. 1078 01:29:10,700 --> 01:29:16,730 - That's what I meant. - We'll tell you the news... 1079 01:29:17,100 --> 01:29:22,460 if you tell us about anxious you. Waiting for your girlfriend, 1080 01:29:22,460 --> 01:29:24,740 anxiously worrying about her. 1081 01:29:24,740 --> 01:29:31,050 Who's back home? Who's seeing her? Who's sleeping with her? Tell us. 1082 01:29:31,540 --> 01:29:34,740 - I don't even care! - Tell us who's sleeping with her. 1083 01:29:34,740 --> 01:29:37,540 - If you really want to know... - Who is sleeping with her? 1084 01:29:37,540 --> 01:29:42,380 - Probably everybody in town. - You ungrateful dog. 1085 01:29:42,540 --> 01:29:46,690 - And she was pretty? She was? - Yes! 1086 01:29:47,940 --> 01:29:51,820 - You're mother was pretty? - Charming, hospitable. 1087 01:29:52,780 --> 01:29:56,250 Where was she standing? In the doorway! 1088 01:29:57,820 --> 01:29:59,330 - In the doorway! - Shut up! 1089 01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:04,460 - Go on. - My mother was standing... 1090 01:30:04,460 --> 01:30:05,580 - in the doorway. - With who? 1091 01:30:05,580 --> 01:30:08,810 - Waiting for me with... - With who? 1092 01:30:11,780 --> 01:30:14,980 - With who? - Collage... ménage... 1093 01:30:15,220 --> 01:30:16,620 - With who? - My mother. 1094 01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:19,900 - Don't get fresh. - Everybody. 1095 01:30:19,900 --> 01:30:25,180 - Don't get fresh! - Sisters, brothers, dogs, cats, rats. 1096 01:30:27,340 --> 01:30:30,970 People in general... 1097 01:30:32,220 --> 01:30:33,180 - You have fun with her? 1098 01:30:37,300 --> 01:30:39,340 - No - Why not? 1099 01:30:39,980 --> 01:30:42,940 - 'Cos she disgusts me. - Why? 1100 01:30:43,740 --> 01:30:47,020 - Because she's a piece of shit. - Stand up, scum! 1101 01:30:48,980 --> 01:30:50,130 - Stand up! 1102 01:30:51,820 --> 01:30:53,650 - I can't! - Stand up! 1103 01:30:58,020 --> 01:31:03,570 - I can't stand up! - Stand up! 1104 01:31:04,100 --> 01:31:08,460 - I'm standing, what do you want! - You look very nice, too skinny. 1105 01:31:09,700 --> 01:31:12,340 - You're a... - Do not yell, please... 1106 01:31:12,340 --> 01:31:15,060 it hurts my eardrums. 1107 01:31:15,060 --> 01:31:18,260 - Well tough! - Please... 1108 01:37:43,275 --> 01:37:45,105 I like the service here. 1109 01:37:56,555 --> 01:37:59,225 What is this about this... 1110 01:38:00,675 --> 01:38:03,135 ...cabinet officer that you've been dealing with. 1111 01:38:03,795 --> 01:38:06,175 I mean... 1112 01:38:06,995 --> 01:38:11,915 I thought that you, coming from the other side as you do, 1113 01:38:11,915 --> 01:38:17,425 would be a natural member of the Kennedy syndrome and not flirt 1114 01:38:18,395 --> 01:38:23,785 with members of... the successors to the White House... 1115 01:38:23,915 --> 01:38:27,145 who've floated in on tides of blood and bourbon. 1116 01:38:27,355 --> 01:38:29,815 You don't understand: He's Irish! 1117 01:38:32,235 --> 01:38:35,705 How could you betray your Irishness 1118 01:38:35,915 --> 01:38:39,875 by hustling up a member of the Johnson administration? 1119 01:38:39,875 --> 01:38:43,465 I don't like the... menstruation? 1120 01:38:43,635 --> 01:38:46,465 You don't like the menstruation? 1121 01:38:46,915 --> 01:38:48,225 I don't like it. 1122 01:38:48,315 --> 01:38:52,305 The Johnson menstruation? Pretty bloody, wouldn't you say? 1123 01:38:52,595 --> 01:38:57,665 - Bloody different. - And not our scene at all... 1124 01:38:58,915 --> 01:39:04,385 - Right, I'd say. - Why do you deal with these people? 1125 01:39:05,315 --> 01:39:07,385 - It's so easy. - For their money? 1126 01:39:07,715 --> 01:39:08,775 It's so easy... 1127 01:39:11,115 --> 01:39:14,785 Oh, my goodness! It's our neighbour! 1128 01:39:18,995 --> 01:39:21,425 How are you? What've you been doing? 1129 01:39:30,995 --> 01:39:32,135 Oh wonderful! 1130 01:40:18,035 --> 01:40:22,705 It's beautiful... She sings very nicely, but... 1131 01:40:42,115 --> 01:40:46,065 - That'll give her some competition. - There's no competition. 1132 01:40:46,235 --> 01:40:51,065 - What do you want? - The best of everything. 1133 01:40:51,155 --> 01:40:55,065 - The best of nothing. - And what do you want? 1134 01:40:55,275 --> 01:41:01,025 - I want my friend to be a... - What does our neighbour want? 1135 01:41:01,555 --> 01:41:04,305 Ask what it's up to. 1136 01:41:05,195 --> 01:41:09,305 I think she might... 1137 01:41:10,275 --> 01:41:12,625 have another little ditty to get out... 1138 01:41:13,155 --> 01:41:16,825 - You don't know what you're on about. - I do know. 1139 01:41:29,835 --> 01:41:31,785 Are you accusing me of selfishness? 1140 01:41:33,075 --> 01:41:37,715 No. Well, a bit. You're a very jealous person. 1141 01:41:37,715 --> 01:41:41,785 - No, I'm simply a property owner. - Property of what? 1142 01:41:41,955 --> 01:41:45,985 What do you do? Oh, I don't know... 1143 01:41:46,595 --> 01:41:50,265 Why don't you tell my girlfriend? 1144 01:41:52,995 --> 01:41:55,185 I own that. 1145 01:41:59,275 --> 01:42:04,025 - What do you think? - I'm just your neighbour... 1146 01:42:04,595 --> 01:42:10,155 ...I can't really complain. - We have no time for complaining, 1147 01:42:10,155 --> 01:42:13,515 or no time for explanations, or no time for anything. 1148 01:42:13,515 --> 01:42:15,785 But we have time for you. 1149 01:42:21,835 --> 01:42:25,535 The only reason I drop over is to drop. 1150 01:42:37,235 --> 01:42:40,585 You're being dropped... as far as he goes. 1151 01:42:42,115 --> 01:42:43,985 I wasn't a drop out, 1152 01:42:44,715 --> 01:42:46,465 I graduated from school. 1153 01:42:48,155 --> 01:42:51,145 - Oh, really? - In what? 1154 01:42:53,915 --> 01:42:54,975 In the graphic arts. 1155 01:42:57,875 --> 01:43:00,435 I graduated in physical science. 1156 01:43:05,315 --> 01:43:08,785 It's so easy, that... 1157 01:43:10,835 --> 01:43:12,785 you would just, you know... 1158 01:43:14,115 --> 01:43:16,705 I think you're a bit too much, aren't you? 1159 01:43:18,635 --> 01:43:20,065 You don't know a thing. 1160 01:43:22,035 --> 01:43:25,195 - I know enough to... - To what? 1161 01:43:25,195 --> 01:43:29,265 - Take care of you. - I don't believe you do. 1162 01:43:30,595 --> 01:43:32,785 How do you deal with people like me? 1163 01:43:33,755 --> 01:43:36,705 I take what belongs to me, like this. 1164 01:43:36,955 --> 01:43:39,105 That's nice ass. 1165 01:43:39,195 --> 01:43:43,625 - It's the cutest ass around. - The cutest ass in the whole city. 1166 01:43:44,715 --> 01:43:47,345 - Whatever you say. - That's what they all say. 1167 01:43:48,235 --> 01:43:51,745 I don't know how true that is, it's a rumour. 1168 01:43:54,555 --> 01:43:57,715 - Would you like to... - It's a globular ass. 1169 01:43:57,715 --> 01:44:00,545 ...like to admire her boobs before she leaves? 1170 01:44:00,715 --> 01:44:03,745 I like your naked breasts a whole lot. 1171 01:44:05,835 --> 01:44:09,745 Thank you. Would you like to hear another song... 1172 01:44:09,955 --> 01:44:12,185 ...before I go? - Ask her for an aria. 1173 01:44:13,635 --> 01:44:16,115 What do you like to do? Sit on it? 1174 01:44:16,115 --> 01:44:17,595 Aria da Capo. 1175 01:44:17,595 --> 01:44:21,135 What do you do for a living? What do you do? 1176 01:44:23,195 --> 01:44:25,305 Keep house? What do you like to do? 1177 01:44:28,315 --> 01:44:30,145 I'm just a housewife. 1178 01:44:32,235 --> 01:44:35,105 - Where's your husband? - He's away. 1179 01:44:35,675 --> 01:44:37,705 - Away where? - Sailing. 1180 01:44:38,515 --> 01:44:40,705 - Sailing? - He's a sailor. 1181 01:44:40,875 --> 01:44:44,305 - He's on the China Sea. - He's a sailor! 1182 01:44:44,475 --> 01:44:45,695 I love sailors! 1183 01:45:21,235 --> 01:45:23,425 I like it... I like it... 1184 01:45:24,675 --> 01:45:25,625 ...she's good. 1185 01:45:26,955 --> 01:45:29,305 Give her a cup of sugar. 1186 01:45:30,035 --> 01:45:33,265 Give her a cup of sugar! 1187 01:45:43,795 --> 01:45:46,475 Give her the cup of sugar she came for. 1188 01:45:46,475 --> 01:45:50,095 Get her out of here... Get her out of here! 1189 01:45:51,115 --> 01:45:52,825 I wanna go to bed with her. 1190 01:45:58,275 --> 01:46:00,575 I know where I'm not wanted. Good-bye. 1191 01:46:00,755 --> 01:46:01,735 Don't go. 1192 01:46:01,915 --> 01:46:04,215 This is a high-class rental area. 1193 01:46:04,635 --> 01:46:07,065 You did me out of broad. 1194 01:46:08,635 --> 01:46:13,025 - I really like that. - You really got angry? 1195 01:46:13,435 --> 01:46:17,105 - Yes, really... - yes, I know. 1196 02:15:35,875 --> 02:15:37,305 I can't see a thing... 1197 02:15:40,195 --> 02:15:46,265 ...except me. That's all there is to see. 1198 02:16:06,675 --> 02:16:08,945 My eyes can't focus 1199 02:16:14,355 --> 02:16:16,505 and my brain's just talking. 1200 02:16:20,075 --> 02:16:22,105 I am listening 1201 02:16:23,835 --> 02:16:26,105 and I can see me. 1202 02:16:27,995 --> 02:16:30,105 Looks pretty good. 1203 02:17:19,315 --> 02:17:21,545 Hair is so beautiful, 1204 02:17:22,115 --> 02:17:24,745 I can see so many things through it. 1205 02:17:27,715 --> 02:17:31,225 All sorts of forms through hair... 1206 02:17:35,675 --> 02:17:40,305 It breaks people down... hair breaks people down 1207 02:17:42,915 --> 02:17:44,345 into all different sections. 1208 02:17:49,835 --> 02:17:53,065 Hair breaks people down into all different sections. 1209 02:17:58,315 --> 02:18:00,145 All butch or all feminine. 1210 02:18:14,235 --> 02:18:18,185 Yes, we're all butch and we're all feminine. 1211 02:19:59,355 --> 02:20:02,945 I usually talk to myself, but I don't have anything to say. 1212 02:20:04,315 --> 02:20:07,855 I won't say anything, I'll sit and goof on myself. 1213 02:20:25,875 --> 02:20:28,585 I could talk about having fun 1214 02:20:29,115 --> 02:20:31,225 and going out and seeing people, 1215 02:20:33,355 --> 02:20:36,585 but then I could talk about making a dress. 1216 02:20:39,515 --> 02:20:42,545 I could talk about eating an apple, 1217 02:20:44,555 --> 02:20:47,145 but it's not much fun to eat apples. 1218 02:20:48,835 --> 02:20:51,215 Apples should chew themselves. 1219 02:20:52,075 --> 02:20:56,825 Like you bit on a woman's neck, or you bite on a man's neck. 1220 02:21:01,395 --> 02:21:02,705 Apples are juicy... 1221 02:21:04,435 --> 02:21:07,145 reminds of sweat when I taste apples. 1222 02:21:08,835 --> 02:21:13,185 Especially if you put salt on it, then it really tastes like sweat. 1223 02:21:15,675 --> 02:21:21,385 Salt... moistens your lips. 1224 02:21:22,315 --> 02:21:26,065 Wish I had some salt on an apple right now, 1225 02:21:26,995 --> 02:21:28,345 Or I could have sweat. 1226 02:21:32,795 --> 02:21:34,015 My sweat tastes nice. 1227 02:21:34,835 --> 02:21:36,385 I like the taste of my sweat. 1228 02:21:43,475 --> 02:21:46,785 I don't know, sweat's exciting. 1229 02:21:49,155 --> 02:21:51,265 Makes things slide so easily. 1230 02:21:52,435 --> 02:21:57,425 Sweat... it could form into anything you want it to with lots of sweat. 1231 02:21:57,515 --> 02:22:01,025 Some people use baby oil 1232 02:22:01,915 --> 02:22:03,265 to lubricate their body, 1233 02:22:04,155 --> 02:22:09,225 yet the body gives off the best lubricant in the world. 1234 02:22:11,395 --> 02:22:15,065 You just have to work to make enough of it. 1235 02:22:17,235 --> 02:22:19,745 Sometimes you don't have work hard at all, 1236 02:22:22,555 --> 02:22:26,745 Sometimes, the sweat just comes by looking... 1237 02:22:27,915 --> 02:22:32,065 ...looking at something that creates a desire to make you sweat. 1238 02:22:33,595 --> 02:22:35,225 The desire to finish something. 1239 02:22:35,995 --> 02:22:39,905 Like, when some people draw, they perspire... sweat... 1240 02:22:41,395 --> 02:22:47,385 ...because they desire to finish it in a hurry. 1241 02:22:50,035 --> 02:22:51,985 So they put all the energy they have. 1242 02:22:55,515 --> 02:22:58,465 So in turn, they perspire. 1243 02:22:58,635 --> 02:23:01,465 "Perspire", such an easy word to say... 1244 02:23:01,795 --> 02:23:02,705 it's such an easy... 1245 02:23:02,875 --> 02:23:06,745 easy word to say. 1246 02:23:07,995 --> 02:23:11,185 But it's one that didn't have to be said. 1247 02:23:11,995 --> 02:23:15,905 I sit here and do it by myself... I sweat also. 1248 02:23:18,115 --> 02:23:23,665 I could be walking on the hottest day and I won't sweat a bit. 1249 02:23:25,195 --> 02:23:28,265 I can look in the mirror and still not sweat. 1250 02:23:29,555 --> 02:23:33,385 When it's time to groove on myself, I tend to sweat. 1251 02:23:42,955 --> 02:23:46,265 Sweat tastes different on all different people. 1252 02:23:47,595 --> 02:23:49,665 Some people put powders on their body 1253 02:23:50,315 --> 02:23:53,025 which change the taste of the sweat. 1254 02:23:55,115 --> 02:23:59,185 Some people put oils, which really change the taste of the sweat. 1255 02:24:01,235 --> 02:24:02,825 I just like sweat. 1256 02:24:04,235 --> 02:24:07,625 I hate when I get another taste... chemical. 1257 02:24:09,115 --> 02:24:13,465 Sweat's a chemical... made up of body substances. 1258 02:24:15,435 --> 02:24:17,895 I know 'cos I was pretty good in biology. 1259 02:24:20,995 --> 02:24:26,015 It fascinated me... especially the teacher. Exciting. She'd sweat a lot. 1260 02:24:28,755 --> 02:24:31,745 She'd sweat so easily. 1261 02:24:36,555 --> 02:24:38,185 Everybody tastes different. 1262 02:24:41,995 --> 02:24:43,545 We all taste pretty good. 1263 02:24:46,035 --> 02:24:47,665 My taste is pretty good. 1264 02:24:54,475 --> 02:24:55,615 This is my taste. 1265 02:25:13,715 --> 02:25:16,065 I wish I was a piece of sweat, 1266 02:25:17,115 --> 02:25:20,985 or a drop of sweat being licked by someone. 1267 02:25:21,635 --> 02:25:22,775 Creeping along their neck 1268 02:25:23,395 --> 02:25:26,705 and having a tongue pick me up. 1269 02:25:32,715 --> 02:25:35,665 Then being taken into the body, completely in. 1270 02:25:39,475 --> 02:25:41,745 To go that far into someone's body, 1271 02:25:44,435 --> 02:25:46,945 that'd mean you were all them, 1272 02:25:48,475 --> 02:25:49,695 or they were all you. 1273 02:25:50,475 --> 02:25:51,945 Whoever was the controller... 1274 02:25:52,915 --> 02:25:54,585 I guess they'd be all me, 1275 02:25:55,195 --> 02:25:57,065 because usually I'm the controller. 1276 02:25:57,995 --> 02:26:01,665 I'm on the top, a nice place to be. 1277 02:26:07,675 --> 02:26:10,545 Not too hard being on top. 1278 02:26:10,915 --> 02:26:14,145 Other people think they have you were they want you, 1279 02:26:16,675 --> 02:26:17,625 but they don't know... 1280 02:26:25,955 --> 02:26:28,255 I'm getting awful hot, 1281 02:26:28,795 --> 02:26:32,465 so I think I'll take off my shirt. 1282 02:26:45,635 --> 02:26:47,425 I like taking off my clothes. 1283 02:26:49,075 --> 02:26:51,345 It feels as if I have nothing on, 1284 02:26:51,515 --> 02:26:53,545 which I don't when I take off my clothes. 1285 02:26:54,955 --> 02:26:58,305 It's not only that I don't have anything on, 1286 02:26:59,315 --> 02:27:01,745 it's just that... I'm completely free. 1287 02:27:02,835 --> 02:27:08,465 That's why I wear such light clothing ...that doesn't stick to the body. 1288 02:27:09,475 --> 02:27:14,025 That's why I like this. It's like stockings... which is nice 1289 02:27:16,875 --> 02:27:18,545 It feels very good too. 1290 02:27:21,275 --> 02:27:23,785 Feels like your hair tingling on your back. 1291 02:27:27,875 --> 02:27:30,305 I want my hair to be bouncy... 1292 02:27:31,075 --> 02:27:34,585 so I can go like that and feel it fall down my back. 1293 02:27:35,195 --> 02:27:37,225 It gives me chills even at this time. 1294 02:27:39,595 --> 02:27:44,025 I like chills. I like the way they go through your body. 1295 02:27:47,955 --> 02:27:51,865 Y'know, I feel lots of chills. 1296 02:27:53,515 --> 02:27:57,625 I feel it when I play with my hair, or I feel it when 1297 02:27:58,115 --> 02:28:01,815 someone else plays with my hair or my ear... 1298 02:28:03,315 --> 02:28:07,585 Or any other part of my body. It's very sensitive. 1299 02:28:10,235 --> 02:28:13,345 I'm very sensitive to touch. 1300 02:28:19,475 --> 02:28:23,255 I'll even take off my pants so I can really feel clean. 1301 02:28:25,475 --> 02:28:27,185 I have nothing on, 1302 02:28:27,435 --> 02:28:29,395 not even a sandal. 1303 02:28:29,395 --> 02:28:32,985 I try to wear as less as possible, 1304 02:28:37,395 --> 02:28:42,105 so that I feel untouched by anything, not only hands... 1305 02:28:45,475 --> 02:28:47,065 Sometimes I hate to be touched. 1306 02:28:48,315 --> 02:28:49,825 I cringe. 1307 02:28:51,515 --> 02:28:53,465 I feel like nothing. 1308 02:28:58,915 --> 02:29:00,465 Sometimes I like to be touched. 1309 02:29:02,195 --> 02:29:05,425 I feel like nothing... 1310 02:29:05,955 --> 02:29:10,185 but in a different sort of way. Feels good. 1311 02:29:15,595 --> 02:29:16,905 I'm a great sandal maker. 1312 02:29:17,075 --> 02:29:19,785 The only thing is, trying to get them off. 1313 02:29:20,555 --> 02:29:24,825 They feel so good on, but they're a hassle to take off. 1314 02:29:25,875 --> 02:29:29,575 Easy to put on, but difficult to take off. 1315 02:29:30,155 --> 02:29:31,745 I have these new sandals 1316 02:29:32,755 --> 02:29:35,265 so I can take them off easily. 1317 02:29:35,675 --> 02:29:37,585 I like things that come off easily. 1318 02:29:38,515 --> 02:29:42,055 I like pants that come off easily. 1319 02:29:43,395 --> 02:29:50,585 They just slide off your body... down. 1320 02:29:56,915 --> 02:29:59,625 Ever just groove on your own body? 1321 02:30:01,955 --> 02:30:07,385 On what's yours and doesn't belong to anybody. 1322 02:30:12,795 --> 02:30:13,935 I can even make it move. 1323 02:30:18,755 --> 02:30:21,105 I like to feel I have nothing on. 1324 02:30:25,675 --> 02:30:27,975 I don't know. I like this feeling here. 1325 02:30:33,355 --> 02:30:35,785 I feel secure because, 1326 02:30:36,795 --> 02:30:41,915 as naked as I am, I'm still hot like this. 1327 02:30:43,395 --> 02:30:47,345 I have something that no one can see. 1328 02:30:48,675 --> 02:30:50,705 Even if they see all of me, 1329 02:30:51,395 --> 02:30:57,105 they only see that, that what's shown. 1330 02:31:01,555 --> 02:31:03,425 They don't see what's inside there. 1331 02:31:05,555 --> 02:31:09,305 Nobody's seen. All covered over. 1332 02:31:10,355 --> 02:31:12,225 Nobody can see what's here... 1333 02:31:13,315 --> 02:31:15,945 ...here or here. 1334 02:31:17,795 --> 02:31:20,825 It's good that nobody can see. 1335 02:31:23,795 --> 02:31:26,625 Even though they see your body, 1336 02:31:27,395 --> 02:31:30,065 they don't see anything because 1337 02:31:32,275 --> 02:31:34,985 what you have is inside. 1338 02:31:36,115 --> 02:31:41,465 That's the most important part... They come off so easily. 1339 02:31:45,195 --> 02:31:46,825 I'll hold my shirt there. 1340 02:31:47,435 --> 02:31:49,025 If anyone's peeping... 1341 02:31:49,555 --> 02:31:50,865 they won't see me. 1342 02:31:51,195 --> 02:31:53,655 I can tie it like an Indian... 1343 02:31:54,675 --> 02:31:55,505 or Tarzan, 1344 02:31:56,075 --> 02:31:59,825 getting ready for the kill, to get away from an ape or animal. 1345 02:32:02,395 --> 02:32:03,375 A jungle creature. 1346 02:32:04,195 --> 02:32:06,495 But that's not sexy. I like looking sexy. 1347 02:32:08,755 --> 02:32:10,425 So people want me. 1348 02:32:13,355 --> 02:32:14,865 Some people want me if... 1349 02:32:15,155 --> 02:32:16,945 ...I don't look sexy to them. 1350 02:32:17,875 --> 02:32:19,785 They just want me 1351 02:32:20,035 --> 02:32:21,985 'cos they think they know me. 1352 02:32:22,315 --> 02:32:24,505 They practice witchcraft, 1353 02:32:26,195 --> 02:32:27,335 they think they're demons. 1354 02:32:28,195 --> 02:32:32,185 They can bring out the best in you. 1355 02:32:33,555 --> 02:32:37,225 They bring you to a meeting of the spirit, of beyond... 1356 02:32:41,555 --> 02:32:45,985 They can only do as much for me as I want them to. 1357 02:32:47,835 --> 02:32:54,745 As much as they believe in what's there, and everybody up there, 1358 02:32:56,435 --> 02:32:59,065 I believe in what's in here. 1359 02:33:01,515 --> 02:33:05,625 I can do more for me believing what's in there 1360 02:33:07,955 --> 02:33:12,545 than her, or her friends can do believing in "them". 1361 02:33:13,515 --> 02:33:15,265 They believe in someone else. 1362 02:33:17,155 --> 02:33:20,585 I wonder if she ever thought to believe in her self. 1363 02:33:20,795 --> 02:33:27,665 She says she's a goddess, that she can speak to those beyond. 1364 02:33:29,835 --> 02:33:31,985 I wonder if she can speak to herself. 1365 02:33:34,395 --> 02:33:36,985 She tells me she meditates for me, 1366 02:33:37,795 --> 02:33:39,705 to bring out the best in me. 1367 02:33:40,995 --> 02:33:44,065 I wonder if she ever meditates for herself. 1368 02:33:45,515 --> 02:33:51,065 She thinks she's there. She tells me that I'm not there yet... 1369 02:33:52,075 --> 02:33:54,945 that I have a lot more to go through. 1370 02:33:57,995 --> 02:34:01,905 She don't know I've been here for a long time. 1371 02:34:05,155 --> 02:34:06,625 A very long time. 1372 02:34:08,675 --> 02:34:10,425 I know where I've been, 1373 02:34:12,995 --> 02:34:14,625 not as far as an existence 1374 02:34:15,755 --> 02:34:17,945 but in death. 1375 02:34:18,355 --> 02:34:20,785 It's not only existence... 1376 02:34:24,515 --> 02:34:27,025 ...it's hard to say. 1377 02:34:27,915 --> 02:34:30,705 Not hard to say, but to explain to others. 1378 02:34:31,795 --> 02:34:33,145 It's: "Where you at?" 1379 02:34:35,675 --> 02:34:39,785 You say: "I don't know, I can't explain it". 1380 02:34:39,995 --> 02:34:43,775 You know where you're at, you don't want them to know. 1381 02:34:43,955 --> 02:34:45,545 You don't want anyone to know. 1382 02:34:46,915 --> 02:34:48,985 Because if they knew, 1383 02:34:49,595 --> 02:34:54,945 you wouldn't have anything to keep as a secret. 1384 02:34:56,235 --> 02:34:58,665 Anything to hide from anybody. 1385 02:35:01,035 --> 02:35:05,825 You'd be out in the open, where everyone could see. 1386 02:35:07,835 --> 02:35:11,505 I did have a hairbrush... 1387 02:35:14,755 --> 02:35:17,025 I don't wanna be out in the open, 1388 02:35:18,155 --> 02:35:20,105 I wanna be right here. 1389 02:35:21,755 --> 02:35:25,065 Even if I have to come my hair down to hide my face. 1390 02:35:25,915 --> 02:35:28,745 It doesn't matter if people see my face, 1391 02:35:30,635 --> 02:35:33,385 because the still can't see what's in there. 1392 02:35:34,355 --> 02:35:36,985 They see what I want them to see. 1393 02:35:38,715 --> 02:35:40,105 Not very much, 1394 02:35:45,435 --> 02:35:51,145 but it's enough. Enough for them to be happy with. 1395 02:35:53,235 --> 02:35:57,745 I let people see things that will make 'em happy. 1396 02:35:58,035 --> 02:36:01,945 If I showed 'em everything inside... 1397 02:36:02,515 --> 02:36:06,865 ...I might stutter a little, but they'd get pretty bored. 1398 02:36:08,395 --> 02:36:11,465 Everybody listens to everybody else's problems. 1399 02:36:14,195 --> 02:36:16,385 Even if I say I have none, I have many. 1400 02:36:18,795 --> 02:36:23,345 Many for me to think about, not for anyone else. 1401 02:36:28,235 --> 02:36:30,615 Course, people only listen for so long. 1402 02:36:32,955 --> 02:36:34,625 I'll listen for the rest of my life. 1403 02:36:39,715 --> 02:36:43,065 I'll play with my hair, 1404 02:36:44,595 --> 02:36:46,505 brush it by the hour, 1405 02:36:48,675 --> 02:36:52,105 let if go down my back so I have sensual feelings, 1406 02:36:53,635 --> 02:36:55,305 tell people what I want to tell them. 1407 02:36:56,715 --> 02:36:58,065 Make them happy, 1408 02:37:00,395 --> 02:37:03,425 make people wonder about me. 1409 02:37:04,315 --> 02:37:07,585 Some say I'm a little funny. 1410 02:37:10,995 --> 02:37:13,065 I like when people think I'm a little funny. 1411 02:37:15,275 --> 02:37:17,945 People used to think I was a little funny... 1412 02:37:26,635 --> 02:37:29,385 ...called me gay, queer. 1413 02:37:30,195 --> 02:37:32,705 I used to get upset, but I don't anymore. 1414 02:37:33,995 --> 02:37:36,425 I know I'm not funny in that way. 1415 02:37:37,275 --> 02:37:40,585 I may groove on having sex with a gentleman, 1416 02:37:41,995 --> 02:37:44,065 that's not to me being gay. 1417 02:37:45,315 --> 02:37:46,785 It is to a lot of others, 1418 02:37:47,435 --> 02:37:50,425 but I think it's just having a good time with someone. 1419 02:37:51,635 --> 02:37:53,785 Not only a good time. 1420 02:37:59,835 --> 02:38:01,425 But... 1421 02:38:06,515 --> 02:38:07,735 Forget about that. 1422 02:38:09,155 --> 02:38:11,785 I know where I'm at 1423 02:38:13,395 --> 02:38:20,505 and as I said, I'll only let you know almost where I'm at. 1424 02:38:21,755 --> 02:38:24,265 You'll never know completely. 1425 02:38:26,195 --> 02:38:28,495 I'll play with them like a top. 1426 02:38:33,195 --> 02:38:35,495 Spin them around. 1427 02:38:36,555 --> 02:38:41,825 Play little games with them. Enjoy them, let them enjoy me. 1428 02:38:42,235 --> 02:38:45,065 Going in a nice little circle. 1429 02:38:46,115 --> 02:38:48,675 You enjoy me and I'll enjoy you. 1430 02:38:49,715 --> 02:38:51,785 We'll sing songs together. 1431 02:38:55,075 --> 02:38:57,705 We'll dance. I'll dance for you. 1432 02:38:58,755 --> 02:38:59,865 I'll sing for you. 1433 02:39:01,595 --> 02:39:05,065 Then one day... you'll remember me. 1434 02:39:05,675 --> 02:39:08,265 You'll want me, but you won't be able to have me. 1435 02:39:09,635 --> 02:39:14,385 I say you, but I mean who's ever next. 1436 02:39:16,035 --> 02:39:21,105 I can play with many, and many of them feel like me. 1437 02:39:24,035 --> 02:39:26,465 I know how to make people enjoy me. 1438 02:39:27,635 --> 02:39:29,785 I know how to make people happy. 1439 02:39:30,675 --> 02:39:32,625 I do what they want. 1440 02:39:36,195 --> 02:39:39,785 A friend of mine tells me she knows all about me 1441 02:39:40,715 --> 02:39:46,425 and all that, but she don't really know. 1442 02:39:47,675 --> 02:39:51,625 She's just trying to act a little different. 1443 02:39:53,795 --> 02:39:56,025 I'll play with her, let her have fun. 1444 02:39:56,475 --> 02:39:58,775 Tell her: "Yes, you know where I'm at. 1445 02:40:00,675 --> 02:40:03,385 Help me get to where you want me to be faster... 1446 02:40:03,995 --> 02:40:06,295 I'll be happy there." 1447 02:40:08,315 --> 02:40:10,665 When she's gone, I laugh about it. 1448 02:40:14,355 --> 02:40:17,895 I let people think they have me where they want me. 1449 02:40:19,955 --> 02:40:22,105 Sometimes I'm depressed about it. 1450 02:40:23,355 --> 02:40:26,665 Sometimes they notice it, but I tell 'em it's something else. 1451 02:40:30,035 --> 02:40:32,185 But if I care for them, 1452 02:40:32,915 --> 02:40:36,225 I say that even if I'm not happy with them. 1453 02:40:36,835 --> 02:40:39,705 I'm happy with them for a while, 1454 02:40:39,835 --> 02:40:45,185 but then it gets too much and I have to get up and leave. 1455 02:40:47,115 --> 02:40:51,185 For a while they feel bad, for a long while. 1456 02:40:53,555 --> 02:40:54,745 They feel real bad. 1457 02:40:55,595 --> 02:40:58,225 They shake their heads, try to forget about me, 1458 02:40:59,115 --> 02:41:01,625 but I'm not too easy to forget about. 1459 02:41:03,675 --> 02:41:07,185 I'm a person that lingers in someone's mind. 1460 02:41:08,275 --> 02:41:12,625 Once they've had me, it's hard to do without. 1461 02:41:14,515 --> 02:41:16,385 People see me and go: 1462 02:41:18,995 --> 02:41:23,225 "He must be insane to walk around looking like that, 1463 02:41:23,515 --> 02:41:24,705 is he a girl?" 1464 02:41:25,715 --> 02:41:29,745 But when I get my chance, 1465 02:41:30,795 --> 02:41:31,935 I take them close to me, 1466 02:41:32,595 --> 02:41:37,865 I treat them real nice... 1467 02:41:38,915 --> 02:41:44,105 ...just like they want to be treated, and they love it. 1468 02:41:46,635 --> 02:41:50,255 Then, when they love it too much... 1469 02:42:31,115 --> 02:42:33,105 I'm on? All right. 1470 02:42:35,035 --> 02:42:38,575 Is it loud enough? Good. 1471 02:42:46,475 --> 02:42:48,185 I'm not sure, but I gotta do... 1472 02:42:51,515 --> 02:42:56,225 I have take my belt off, 'cos I have to use it. 1473 02:43:00,075 --> 02:43:02,455 John? All right, I'm on. 1474 02:44:39,155 --> 02:44:40,105 Come on. 1475 02:45:14,435 --> 02:45:16,705 It's hard to talk, I'll tell ya. 1476 02:45:26,795 --> 02:45:29,065 Go to sleep? Paul, shut up! 1477 02:45:33,115 --> 02:45:36,505 I don't think I'll say a word. Don't think I can. 1478 02:45:39,715 --> 02:45:41,145 Just do different... 1479 02:45:43,875 --> 02:45:46,955 What am I supposed to do? All right, 1480 02:45:46,955 --> 02:45:51,705 but I'm not gonna for this camera. It's private. Did you bring... 1481 02:45:52,595 --> 02:45:53,835 You fuck! 1482 02:45:53,835 --> 02:45:56,625 You lousy bastard, you! 1483 02:45:58,835 --> 02:46:00,345 That's my last outburst. 1484 02:46:02,435 --> 02:46:05,265 All right, let's talk about me. 1485 02:46:06,555 --> 02:46:12,185 She's asleep Paul... I'd love a drink, yes. 1486 02:46:13,595 --> 02:46:17,745 I know that and it hurts. Being the Pope isn't easy, 1487 02:46:19,275 --> 02:46:23,305 bit it isn't hard either. Just something you are. 1488 02:46:26,675 --> 02:46:32,705 It's hard... you know... I mean... um... 1489 02:46:39,075 --> 02:46:40,025 All right. 1490 02:46:41,955 --> 02:46:46,545 I'm not going to think about my philosophy as Pope. No, thank you. 1491 02:46:47,755 --> 02:46:51,535 I'm just... suffice to say... 1492 02:46:52,235 --> 02:46:57,585 it's been a horrible gruel, all the way. 1493 02:46:58,475 --> 02:47:01,265 I haven't had one moment's good time, 1494 02:47:01,515 --> 02:47:06,905 I've been working... absolutely... Something's staring at me over here. 1495 02:47:07,675 --> 02:47:11,515 I've been absolutely grinding... I don't wanna be Pope, 1496 02:47:11,515 --> 02:47:16,375 I wasn't elected Pope for myself, but for the people. 1497 02:47:20,315 --> 02:47:23,425 We have no people left, they're all gone. 1498 02:47:29,515 --> 02:47:32,875 The Catholic Church has disappeared, Greenwich Village 1499 02:47:32,875 --> 02:47:39,215 is in its place. Free Bohemia, 1954. 1500 02:47:40,595 --> 02:47:41,865 It says's that, I think. 1501 02:47:43,595 --> 02:47:50,145 What did you offer me? I wanted some soda, carbon dioxide bubbles. 1502 02:47:51,355 --> 02:47:52,305 Thank you, anyway. 1503 02:47:54,435 --> 02:47:57,105 The war. It was horrible. 1504 02:47:57,235 --> 02:48:00,225 The war between Vatican states, it was just tragic. 1505 02:48:00,475 --> 02:48:05,785 What war? The war that's on now? You mean Vietnam? 1506 02:48:06,195 --> 02:48:08,905 Good heavens, why? It's a joke. 1507 02:48:09,515 --> 02:48:13,475 I wouldn't bother with it. Lyndon Johnson is the joke 1508 02:48:13,475 --> 02:48:17,635 behind it... Forget it. I began as Pope 1509 02:48:17,635 --> 02:48:21,145 by being elected first of all... the people... 1510 02:48:21,755 --> 02:48:25,835 I... I didn't come here to talk about being Pope. 1511 02:48:25,835 --> 02:48:31,345 I came here to let you people get an inside view... 1512 02:48:31,755 --> 02:48:36,235 a close... a close relationship to the Pope and his feelings. 1513 02:48:36,235 --> 02:48:38,945 But not as Pope, as a man. 1514 02:48:39,715 --> 02:48:43,435 We'll leave my papal throne alone, 1515 02:48:43,435 --> 02:48:46,975 and talk about what I like as a person, all right? 1516 02:48:49,595 --> 02:48:51,865 I'm no different than any other man. 1517 02:48:52,675 --> 02:48:54,825 I have more free choice. 1518 02:48:55,115 --> 02:49:03,545 I exercise it with a... as little discipline... 1519 02:49:03,715 --> 02:49:06,065 I should say, as I possibly can, 1520 02:49:06,555 --> 02:49:09,385 which is good discipline in itself. 1521 02:49:10,835 --> 02:49:15,475 But as a man I have wants, desires, hopes, fears, 1522 02:49:15,475 --> 02:49:19,315 like any other man. I don't want a family, 1523 02:49:19,315 --> 02:49:26,545 I just want to be... true to my... flock. 1524 02:49:27,155 --> 02:49:31,505 Whoever they may be. My flock consists of: 1525 02:49:33,635 --> 02:49:36,705 Homosexuals... What's this, ice water? Thank you. 1526 02:49:40,595 --> 02:49:44,465 Perverts of any kind, thieves... 1527 02:49:46,515 --> 02:49:51,185 What? Who? What did she say? 1528 02:49:56,555 --> 02:49:58,585 Thieves, criminals of any sort... 1529 02:50:02,915 --> 02:50:06,455 The rejected by society, okay? 1530 02:50:07,195 --> 02:50:11,865 That's who I'm Pope for. For the few who really care. 1531 02:50:14,675 --> 02:50:17,385 I'm willing to hear anybody's confession, Paul. 1532 02:50:17,795 --> 02:50:20,065 Anyone who wants to confess may confess. 1533 02:50:20,915 --> 02:50:24,225 I'm just a priest after all, besides being Pope. 1534 02:50:24,355 --> 02:50:30,145 What kind of cigarettes are those? No, I thought they were Gauloises. 1535 02:50:33,915 --> 02:50:36,275 This is not heard off, 1536 02:50:36,275 --> 02:50:38,715 you don't make up sins to confess them. 1537 02:50:38,715 --> 02:50:41,145 Do you have any sins, any stains? 1538 02:50:42,515 --> 02:50:45,865 Well then, you don't have anything to confess. 1539 02:50:48,795 --> 02:50:51,785 Your name is Grace? Well then... 1540 02:50:56,035 --> 02:50:58,825 What else is there? Yes, my family... 1541 02:50:59,675 --> 02:51:04,025 I have a mother and father, two older sisters, 1542 02:51:15,475 --> 02:51:18,185 I have a few relatives who work in the garment industry... 1543 02:51:19,755 --> 02:51:22,865 and... one bookie, 1544 02:51:23,515 --> 02:51:28,305 but I'm all right. What are you doing with that cork? Open it. 1545 02:51:30,675 --> 02:51:32,595 Send someone to confess. 1546 02:51:32,595 --> 02:51:37,675 I feel like hearing a confession. The Pope is insatiable. 1547 02:51:37,675 --> 02:51:41,705 Give me a confession! I want a confession, and now! 1548 02:51:43,235 --> 02:51:47,065 Come here young lady and confess. You'll feel better. 1549 02:51:49,635 --> 02:51:51,305 Be reverent! At all times. 1550 02:51:55,395 --> 02:51:58,145 Don't kneel, I'm just your father. 1551 02:52:05,595 --> 02:52:06,625 What's troubling you? 1552 02:52:11,515 --> 02:52:12,985 You smell nice, what is it? 1553 02:52:14,715 --> 02:52:17,985 - The sacred that was in the... - What's the name of it? 1554 02:52:18,115 --> 02:52:23,425 I think it's called patchouli. Can I sit on that? 1555 02:52:24,115 --> 02:52:26,475 - By all means. - Pull that chair out. 1556 02:52:26,475 --> 02:52:27,675 - Quickly. - Thank you, sir. 1557 02:52:27,675 --> 02:52:29,745 - The cameras are rolling. - Camera? 1558 02:52:31,235 --> 02:52:32,905 Cameras in a church? 1559 02:52:33,675 --> 02:52:38,345 - Oh my God. That's kind of scary. - No, it's the American way. 1560 02:52:38,635 --> 02:52:41,545 - Is this your water? - Yes. Nothing in it? 1561 02:52:42,195 --> 02:52:45,385 - Oh Father, I must confess... - All right. 1562 02:52:47,475 --> 02:52:51,385 Father, I have this tremendous love in my heart for Jesus Christ. 1563 02:52:51,835 --> 02:52:56,235 Can I have the water back? That's good, my daughter. 1564 02:52:56,235 --> 02:52:59,825 The problem is it's a very low kind of love. 1565 02:53:00,155 --> 02:53:02,145 - Low? Sexual? - Yes. 1566 02:53:02,955 --> 02:53:05,625 - He was handsome... - I don't know what to do... 1567 02:53:06,275 --> 02:53:09,395 - Blow him! - You see, the problem is... 1568 02:53:09,395 --> 02:53:13,145 It's as simple as that. Go right down on an image. 1569 02:53:14,195 --> 02:53:16,835 - Right down on an image. - I'll be freed forever? 1570 02:53:16,835 --> 02:53:20,945 Yes, but you must be able to work out your fantasies. 1571 02:53:22,395 --> 02:53:24,855 But the problem is he's not real. 1572 02:53:25,435 --> 02:53:27,915 That's the problem, he's not a real man. 1573 02:53:27,915 --> 02:53:29,305 - Yes, he is. - No, he's not. 1574 02:53:29,555 --> 02:53:32,115 Yes, he is. You just have to believe in the image. 1575 02:53:32,875 --> 02:53:36,035 Go up to the nearest image of Christ, particularly 1576 02:53:36,035 --> 02:53:39,105 the ones on the cross... 'cos he's groovier there. 1577 02:53:39,635 --> 02:53:45,945 Kneel down and peel away the loincloth in your mind 1578 02:53:46,195 --> 02:53:48,545 and go about your business. Whatever... 1579 02:53:48,795 --> 02:53:53,345 - You'll have a wonderful time. - But Father, the Bible says... 1580 02:53:54,275 --> 02:53:56,915 - Says nothing about that. ...to suppress those things... 1581 02:53:56,915 --> 02:54:01,775 ...because they're not good. - If you cannot deal with them. 1582 02:54:03,395 --> 02:54:05,675 It says suppress what you can't deal with. 1583 02:54:05,675 --> 02:54:09,265 You said go through with something that's not real. 1584 02:54:09,595 --> 02:54:12,865 I'm telling you to use your mind. The mind is all. 1585 02:54:14,035 --> 02:54:15,555 - Father? - Yes, I'm a... 1586 02:54:15,555 --> 02:54:20,515 - You? - Of course, the mind is everything. 1587 02:54:20,515 --> 02:54:22,465 - Is all that true? - Sure, honey. 1588 02:54:22,795 --> 02:54:25,705 I'm in the wrong place, I thought you believed in the soul. 1589 02:54:26,235 --> 02:54:29,195 - The soul is the mind. - The soul is the mind? 1590 02:54:29,195 --> 02:54:31,235 - Yes! - That's terrible! 1591 02:54:31,235 --> 02:54:32,905 - The mind is a string bean. - God! 1592 02:54:33,115 --> 02:54:36,025 If you believe that, you're not gonna get very far. 1593 02:54:36,155 --> 02:54:39,265 I don't wanna get very far, I wanna put you in Heaven. 1594 02:54:39,515 --> 02:54:41,815 - Me, in Heaven? - That's what I'm here for. 1595 02:54:42,875 --> 02:54:44,995 To lead my flock to eternal bliss. 1596 02:54:44,995 --> 02:54:47,955 - Where is Heaven? - You figure it out, Mary. 1597 02:54:47,955 --> 02:54:52,225 I'll give you a map. Where is Heaven? On my shoulder! 1598 02:54:53,715 --> 02:54:56,235 I don't want to go to Heaven. I wanna stay here. 1599 02:54:56,235 --> 02:55:00,715 - Leave the confessional. - I'm not finished. 1600 02:55:00,715 --> 02:55:03,635 - Time's up, but go on. - Can I have some water? 1601 02:55:03,635 --> 02:55:10,225 Yes... Someone's trying to break into the church. Hear that? 1602 02:55:10,555 --> 02:55:12,385 - I'd like to... - A new... a new... 1603 02:55:12,795 --> 02:55:17,545 ...confess about my disrespect for your wisdom. 1604 02:55:18,155 --> 02:55:19,985 That's all right, everyone's sceptical. 1605 02:55:20,915 --> 02:55:23,825 It's not scepticism, it's just... 1606 02:55:24,915 --> 02:55:28,865 - I think you're a phoney! - So are you, worse than me. 1607 02:55:29,155 --> 02:55:34,035 - You're a real, real phoney! - You're trying to be the Pope. 1608 02:55:34,035 --> 02:55:39,385 Get off here. Now who's the phoney, my dear? Now leave! 1609 02:55:40,955 --> 02:55:44,345 Before I tarnish the rest of your filthy image. 1610 02:55:44,475 --> 02:55:48,345 Get out of here! Get out! Get out, you creep! 1611 02:55:49,475 --> 02:55:52,905 Supposed to be Little Miss Wonder? You're a bore! 1612 02:55:53,075 --> 02:55:59,945 A bore! A bore! You filthy horror! How dare you? 1613 02:56:00,435 --> 02:56:05,225 How dare you? You motherfucker! I'm a phoney? So are you! 1614 02:56:06,395 --> 02:56:08,675 - Admit it! - Stop it! 1615 02:56:08,675 --> 02:56:11,835 - Admit it! - Get your hands off me! 1616 02:56:11,835 --> 02:56:15,985 - My hands are off you, lousy creep! - Get your hands off me! 1617 02:56:19,515 --> 02:56:22,505 I'll do violence all right! You miserable phoney! 1618 02:56:23,355 --> 02:56:26,975 Miserable phoney! Look what you are! 1619 02:56:27,235 --> 02:56:31,065 Who needs your bore? 1620 02:56:35,515 --> 02:56:40,425 I'm sorry, but that's a fucking bore! Little Miss Phoney! 1621 02:56:40,875 --> 02:56:44,465 I hit you with my vested hand, you dumb bitch. 1622 02:56:47,835 --> 02:56:52,025 How dare you come on a set and tell me I'm phoney! 1623 02:56:55,275 --> 02:56:59,785 I'm gonna smash her face in, that cunt! 1624 02:57:03,515 --> 02:57:06,305 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1625 02:57:09,675 --> 02:57:14,025 You dumb bitch! You're a poor fool! 1626 02:57:19,715 --> 02:57:21,795 I really sick of that... 1627 02:57:21,795 --> 02:57:25,945 You know what she had the nerve to do? Audience of mine? 1628 02:57:27,595 --> 02:57:32,065 She came onto my set as a friend who didn't know what to do, 1629 02:57:32,355 --> 02:57:35,865 and said I was a phoney. Well, fuck her! 1630 02:57:36,635 --> 02:57:40,175 I'll beat her up again, and her husband and anyone else 1631 02:57:40,395 --> 02:57:42,855 who comes on my time and tells me what I am! 1632 02:57:43,955 --> 02:57:47,675 How dare they? Posing as if I'm posing something. 1633 02:57:47,675 --> 02:57:50,055 Why don't you pose downtown, Miss? 1634 02:57:51,755 --> 02:57:55,905 Remember my birthday? June 15th 1937, you whore! 1635 02:57:58,435 --> 02:58:02,105 Only whores have a heart, you bitch, and you don't! 1636 02:58:02,755 --> 02:58:05,345 Why not raise a dog, fool! 1637 02:58:07,915 --> 02:58:11,715 God forgive her and all like her who pretend to do good 1638 02:58:11,715 --> 02:58:16,575 in the name of good because they are not good. They're phoney miseries. 1639 02:58:20,115 --> 02:58:23,345 I really don't want to go on. 1640 02:58:26,955 --> 02:58:32,665 Miserable bitch! I hope you're satisfied till the day you die. 1641 02:58:32,835 --> 02:58:38,505 Creepy worm. And your husband, you poor fool! 1642 02:58:45,795 --> 02:58:49,745 What's that about tea? No I don't want it. Come and get me. 1643 02:58:50,115 --> 02:58:56,545 She's ruined the whole set. You ruined everything! 1644 02:58:56,875 --> 02:59:00,465 Who are you? Who are you? 1645 02:59:01,115 --> 02:59:05,065 Who? Nothing but a whore! 1646 02:59:31,835 --> 02:59:33,625 I'm so mad! 1647 02:59:42,315 --> 02:59:45,305 You talk about soul, what do you know about soul? 1648 02:59:45,635 --> 02:59:47,865 Ever seen a person's soul? 1649 02:59:48,115 --> 02:59:53,235 Ever seen a person's soul? Dumb bitch! God dam no one! 1650 02:59:54,075 --> 02:59:57,775 God forgive you, my dear, 'cos you don't know what love is. 1651 02:59:58,195 --> 03:00:02,985 - And you never will! - Stop taking advantage... 1652 03:00:04,555 --> 03:00:05,945 I'm so mad! 1653 03:00:16,435 --> 03:00:17,785 Fuck this! 1654 03:00:26,155 --> 03:00:27,505 Get a cup of Coke. 1655 03:00:33,515 --> 03:00:35,625 - I'm so angry. - Scream. 1656 03:00:36,755 --> 03:00:39,385 I won't touch her ever again. 1657 03:00:39,715 --> 03:00:42,015 The next one must be authentic. 1658 03:01:26,715 --> 03:01:32,715 Anybody... anybody who doesn't punish what they consider wrong, 1659 03:01:32,715 --> 03:01:35,475 condones it. I punish it, 1660 03:01:35,475 --> 03:01:41,265 if I can see it. This is the wrong of all wrongs. 1661 03:01:41,755 --> 03:01:44,665 To come in as a friend and do evil. 1662 03:01:45,475 --> 03:01:48,865 I think it's the most disgusting thing a human being can do. 1663 03:01:50,075 --> 03:01:53,775 I... I have never been able to do it, and never will be. 1664 03:01:54,075 --> 03:01:56,225 I am a violent person, all right. 1665 03:01:56,355 --> 03:02:01,315 But I do violence for an immediate situation, not preparedly, 1666 03:02:01,315 --> 03:02:05,225 believe me. I never prepare anything. I never would. 1667 03:02:10,635 --> 03:02:15,465 The only other thing I can say is this maybe a hysteric document. 1668 03:02:18,675 --> 03:02:22,745 I don't like to hit people, I don't like people to hit me. 1669 03:02:23,235 --> 03:02:25,265 I think it's ugly and boring, 1670 03:02:25,475 --> 03:02:28,225 but when I see something stupid 1671 03:02:28,395 --> 03:02:31,465 sitting here and pretending... I have to reel out. 1672 03:02:32,195 --> 03:02:36,385 I have to hit it, because it deserves to put in it's place, 1673 03:02:36,515 --> 03:02:40,265 and its place is below me. 1674 03:02:40,835 --> 03:02:43,585 Somewhere where it doesn't want to be a human, 1675 03:02:43,995 --> 03:02:47,715 it wants to be a little smarter. God forgive them. 1676 03:02:47,715 --> 03:02:51,785 Me, I forgive them. That's all. 1677 03:02:52,595 --> 03:02:55,715 I don't know if it's the same girl I think it is, 1678 03:02:55,715 --> 03:02:58,065 but I think it's the Saint's wife. 1679 03:02:59,115 --> 03:03:03,345 He's supposed to know about movies, he'd better be sharp. 1680 03:03:10,635 --> 03:03:12,185 Pepsi is really preferable. 1681 03:03:18,715 --> 03:03:23,105 There's nothing I can do. Idolise me, go right ahead. 1682 03:03:23,635 --> 03:03:26,705 I'm violence itself, but I'm not at all, really. 1683 03:03:28,315 --> 03:03:30,105 Only... I can't help it, Paul. 1684 03:03:30,595 --> 03:03:34,265 You realise the innocence with which you sent her in here? 1685 03:03:34,475 --> 03:03:38,255 "I don't know what to confess"... Then did you see that? 1686 03:03:39,035 --> 03:03:45,375 It's a document. It will remain. Be praised. 1687 03:03:47,675 --> 03:03:49,305 I knew it would be big though. 1688 03:03:54,075 --> 03:03:56,065 I adore myself, I can't bear it. 1689 03:03:58,955 --> 03:04:00,175 Oh, idolatry! 1690 03:04:03,315 --> 03:04:05,345 All right, now it's my set. 1691 03:04:06,635 --> 03:04:09,795 I'm supposed to interview a girl on a bicycle... 1692 03:04:09,795 --> 03:04:11,985 a rather large girl named Brigid. 1693 03:04:12,595 --> 03:04:15,825 She didn't show up. I think her bike must've... 1694 03:04:17,075 --> 03:04:20,555 Let me say one thing: I'm sorry for any physical injury 1695 03:04:20,555 --> 03:04:23,015 I inflicted. Her face is rather red. 1696 03:04:24,595 --> 03:04:29,915 I hope I can say to her in honesty: 1697 03:04:29,915 --> 03:04:36,825 "I'm sorry for attacking you". If I can, I'll feel better. 1698 03:04:42,395 --> 03:04:46,345 The words are: "I'm the real phoney". That's what she said. 1699 03:04:46,595 --> 03:04:48,345 I'm not trying to be anybody. 1700 03:04:50,115 --> 03:04:52,265 Does she think I'm really the Pope? 1701 03:04:56,635 --> 03:05:02,185 Shut up! It isn't your turn! Shut up! You'll get more! 1702 03:05:07,355 --> 03:05:09,625 You know why I hit you, you dumb bitch! 1703 03:05:09,995 --> 03:05:12,295 Now shut up... I'll sue you... 1704 03:05:14,235 --> 03:05:17,825 ...and your filthy husband! Now shut up! 1705 03:05:22,355 --> 03:05:24,385 For evil intent and maliciousness. 1706 03:05:25,315 --> 03:05:30,865 For wilful and horrid defilement, you fool. 1707 03:05:31,435 --> 03:05:36,585 You're undermining your very existence, you moron! 1708 03:05:50,635 --> 03:05:54,355 I hope it's over because I'm sick of it. 1709 03:05:54,355 --> 03:05:59,355 I'm tired. I'd like to go home and jerk off or something, 1710 03:05:59,355 --> 03:06:01,185 I don't know. Something sweet. 1711 03:06:02,315 --> 03:06:05,385 Or watch a rerun of "The Lucille Ball Show"... 1712 03:06:06,155 --> 03:06:10,585 I feel a little grand, being a faggot. 1713 03:06:13,995 --> 03:06:16,065 Well, I'm homosexual by choice. 1714 03:06:21,635 --> 03:06:27,545 Somebody... whispered something to me and I didn't hear it. 1715 03:06:30,035 --> 03:06:35,785 He's a faggot. Part of a selected group, anyway. 1716 03:06:38,795 --> 03:06:41,745 Proctor and Gamble, full of them. 1717 03:06:45,115 --> 03:06:48,895 Every time I turn round I start to quiver. 1718 03:06:49,515 --> 03:06:55,595 I'm starting to sweat, that means I'm feeling better. See this necklace? 1719 03:06:55,595 --> 03:06:57,705 It's called... art. 1720 03:07:08,395 --> 03:07:09,345 Oh, well... 1721 03:07:22,955 --> 03:07:26,575 ...it's various things: Pubic hairs and what have you. 1722 03:07:27,235 --> 03:07:31,345 Raisons, cigars, cigarettes... 1723 03:07:33,115 --> 03:07:34,705 This is really just... 1724 03:07:35,275 --> 03:07:38,915 you're seeing me at it's best. 1725 03:07:38,915 --> 03:07:43,985 I'm too economical to go on too long. Cut it short. 1726 03:07:44,835 --> 03:07:47,065 Can I say good-bye? No. 1727 03:07:51,795 --> 03:07:54,225 Five? What shall we do? 1728 03:07:55,115 --> 03:07:57,265 Watch what I do. 1729 03:08:02,275 --> 03:08:05,945 I'm using myself. I'm a performer becoming something else. 1730 03:08:12,675 --> 03:08:16,355 What can I do now? I couldn't take another... 1731 03:08:16,355 --> 03:08:20,505 See how amazing that injection was? Might be the light. 1732 03:08:39,555 --> 03:08:43,225 Know where this belongs? I'll give you one guess. 1733 03:08:47,755 --> 03:08:52,465 You're right. You've done it again. America's smart. 1734 03:08:55,195 --> 03:08:56,255 You know, all my rings. 1735 03:09:00,395 --> 03:09:04,745 Give me a suggestion. What should I do? Comb my hair? No. 1736 03:09:05,435 --> 03:09:06,905 Talk about Maria Callas? 1737 03:09:10,235 --> 03:09:12,065 My mother? The blessed Virgin? 1738 03:09:12,795 --> 03:09:18,545 Doctor Soak? Brigid Berlin? Oh, no. 1739 03:09:18,955 --> 03:09:25,785 No, you know. O-R-l-O-N. 1740 03:09:26,675 --> 03:09:30,345 Small, geeky. W-l-N-T-E-R... 1741 03:09:34,355 --> 03:09:35,865 Haven't talked about her. 1742 03:09:38,795 --> 03:09:42,195 If she's come in here I would, but she won't. 1743 03:09:42,195 --> 03:09:45,345 She's vile, beyond hope. 1744 03:09:47,115 --> 03:09:48,625 You two look great together. 1745 03:09:49,955 --> 03:09:50,905 I remember that... 1746 03:09:54,635 --> 03:09:55,985 this is Norman Almond. 1747 03:10:03,035 --> 03:10:05,465 Look at your eyes... while you're holding the microphone. 1748 03:10:05,675 --> 03:10:08,865 You've got that... whatsisname... 1749 03:10:11,275 --> 03:10:12,865 oh boy, everything... 1750 03:10:16,715 --> 03:10:21,655 What can I sing? "Valentine Blue"? Oh, can I go? 1751 03:10:27,315 --> 03:10:28,345 Three minutes. 1752 03:10:29,475 --> 03:10:31,505 Someone draw me something. 1753 03:10:37,755 --> 03:10:40,185 Shall I speak about the mayor's voice? 1754 03:10:40,835 --> 03:10:43,745 One of the loveliest soprano voices I've ever known. 1755 03:10:44,275 --> 03:10:45,705 Should be out there by now. 1756 03:10:49,475 --> 03:10:55,025 What else should I say? I can't think. I'm annoyed at this thing 1757 03:10:55,515 --> 03:11:00,995 and my participation... even though my participation was perfect. 1758 03:11:00,995 --> 03:11:02,265 Hello, dear. 1759 03:11:13,195 --> 03:11:14,145 Isn't it pretty? 1760 03:11:15,435 --> 03:11:18,425 Want to tell me something? Want to confess something? 1761 03:11:18,675 --> 03:11:21,595 I'm sorry my frock's been dirtied... 1762 03:11:21,595 --> 03:11:23,915 ...but I got mad. - I know a game. 1763 03:11:23,915 --> 03:11:26,745 - What do you want to play? - You don't want things to be happy 1764 03:11:27,195 --> 03:11:29,145 You don't want things to be happy. 1765 03:11:38,955 --> 03:11:42,065 Let's arm wrestle. 1766 03:11:46,755 --> 03:11:51,585 - I'm left-handed. Can we change? - Oh, I can't. My... 1767 03:11:52,555 --> 03:11:53,505 My... 1768 03:11:58,675 --> 03:12:00,035 That's a pretty garland. 1769 03:12:00,035 --> 03:12:03,465 I think Norman made it. I don't know what with, 1770 03:12:03,635 --> 03:12:05,795 but they're nice hanging from the window. 1771 03:12:05,795 --> 03:12:06,995 - I could use one. - When? 1772 03:12:06,995 --> 03:12:09,115 - Day after tomorrow. - Oh, you mean Thursday? 1773 03:12:09,115 --> 03:12:10,065 Sure. 1774 03:12:11,515 --> 03:12:14,305 - It's not funny. - I'll laugh when I want. 1775 03:12:16,075 --> 03:12:18,225 - How lovely. - They're glass. 1776 03:12:21,675 --> 03:12:24,465 - Will you give them me? - I don't think so. 1777 03:12:28,275 --> 03:12:29,785 - Want some Coke? - Oh, thanks. 1778 03:12:34,475 --> 03:12:37,035 Slip into it any way you please. 1779 03:12:38,475 --> 03:12:41,075 I guess it's two more minutes. Tell me about school. 1780 03:12:41,075 --> 03:12:44,225 - Can I touch you with the bottle? - Wonder what you'll do... 1781 03:12:48,715 --> 03:12:51,785 - I put it in my... - Right. 1782 03:12:53,555 --> 03:12:59,145 - You think? - Good heavens, my pyjamas... 1783 03:13:00,315 --> 03:13:04,785 ...my syringe... I'll rinse it out with Coke. 1784 03:13:07,155 --> 03:13:10,775 - It works, I tell you. - It scares me. 1785 03:13:11,075 --> 03:13:14,985 The hypodermic? Oh, it's so easy to work. Nothing to it. 1786 03:13:17,035 --> 03:13:20,075 Needles scare a lot of people. There's nothing scary about it, 1787 03:13:20,075 --> 03:13:23,545 actually, it's the most scientific way of getting a drug. 1788 03:13:23,715 --> 03:13:25,665 The most... if you want... 1789 03:13:25,915 --> 03:13:28,505 Besides the rush involved is really worth it. 1790 03:13:28,955 --> 03:13:31,315 - Depends what you got in it. - Oh yeah. 1791 03:13:31,315 --> 03:13:33,615 If you're shooting up heroin, don't bother. 1792 03:13:36,315 --> 03:13:39,115 - Coke, I wouldn't touch Coke. - Cocaine is wonderful. 1793 03:13:39,115 --> 03:13:41,545 - No, Coca-cola. - You don't shoot up Coca-cola. 1794 03:13:51,475 --> 03:13:52,985 Water gun. 1795 03:13:56,315 --> 03:13:57,585 When you do that thing... 1796 03:14:03,715 --> 03:14:05,865 Transfusion for the monster... 1797 03:14:08,075 --> 03:14:10,875 By the way, "The Bride of Frankenstein" 1798 03:14:10,875 --> 03:14:14,185 is the greatest movie ever made. Just fabulous. 1799 03:14:21,235 --> 03:14:22,105 Isn't it?