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Hey!

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Hey, Victor. What are you doing?

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What's it look like I'm
doing? I'm showering.

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Yes, I can see that.

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But I really don't think you
should be taking advantage

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of Calvin's property like
this. It's... it's not right.

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Well, I'm on Calvin's property,
but I'm using your water.

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Does that make you feel any better?

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No, it does not make me feel any better.

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Victor.

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I know you're not taking
a shower in my yard.

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He sure is, but you know what,

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if it makes you feel any better,
he's using my water.

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It would make me feel better
if he was wearing pants.

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Let me get my paper, man.

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Oh, hey, hey, man. That's my towel.

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And that's my loofah,
but you can keep that.

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Oh, what?

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Yeah, and then he had the
nerve to ask me for a towel.

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Man, ever since Crackhead
Victor lost his house,

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he has taken his antics
to a whole new level.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, if only there was a...

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a strong Black man
who could talk to him.

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You know, someone in the neighborhood

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who everyone looks up to,

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and who just loves getting
in other people's business.

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Nope, nope, not gonna happen.

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Every time I try to help him,
I always get burned.

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Last time, he stole the
seats out my truck.

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Had to drive to work in a lawn chair.

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Come on, Dave. We out of here.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, Keisha!

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Hey, Uncle Que.

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Yo, I heard Keisha just broke
up with Big Time Slim.

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Okay, I have always had a crush on her.

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And now that we're a little bit older,

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it's finally time for me
to shoot my shot.

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Listen, save your marshmallow
bullets, Cupid.

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- Right.
- You're not exactly Keisha's type, bro.

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Yeah, man, she likes rappers.
You know, thugs.

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Dudes with tattoos and swag.

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You know, basically everything
opposite of you.

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Yeah.

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Trust me, I'll get my chance.

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And when I do, I'll be ready.

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Okay.

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Bye, Uncle Que.

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Thanks, Marty.

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Top of the morning to ya! Oh.

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Well, this has gone too far.

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So, Gemma, what's got your
husband's tight khakis in a bunch?

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We just found Victor napping in our car.

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What?

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Yeah, he says the pine smell
helps with his allergies.

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Aw... Calvin, honey.

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I think it's time for you
to talk to Victor again.

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No, babe.

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I've been down that road
with him too many times.

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It's a dead end.

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Calvin, you watched Victor grow up.

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He was like a nephew to you.

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Wow, I didn't know you and
Victor were that close.

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Oh, are you kidding me?
Calvin loved Victor so much,

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that when Victor wanted
to become a barber,

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Calvin let him practice on his hair.

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And it was that love
that saved his behind

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when he pressed and curled
my hair like Al Sharpton.

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Wait, so you guys knew Victor
before he started using?

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Yeah.

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He got hooked after he was
deployed to Afghanistan.

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Oh, what a shame.

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He risked his life for our country,

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and then he ended up on the streets.

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You know, the VA has a rehab
program to help veterans.

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I could probably get him some help.

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Yeah, you know what,
look, I can handle Victor.

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Calvin, you've done enough.

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I once helped my college
roommate kick NoDoz.

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Calvin, please go save my man.

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Okay, Dave.

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Now listen, in order to help Victor,

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- first we got to catch him.
- Mm-hmm.

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And when he's using,
he gets super skittish

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when he feels threatened, so...

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we got to treat him like a
wild bear in a mosh pit.

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Calvin, I got this.

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People don't call me Speedy
Johnson for nothing.

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Nobody calls you Speedy Johnson.

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- Everybody calls me Speedy Johnson.
- Oh, my...

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Okay, here comes Victor.

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Remember what I said. Don't move.

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Hey, Victor. Uh...

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can I talk to you for a second?

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Go! Go, go, Speedy!

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Victor, get back here!

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No, Victor, no.

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Victor!

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Yeah, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

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I got him.

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- Nice haircut, man.
- Thanks.

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What just happened?

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Crack, Dave. Crack happened.

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All right, come on.

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Mmm, you know what this cupcake needs?

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A paying customer?

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Sorry. I'm just always
hungry all the time.

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I'm eating for two.

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Yeah, well, right now
you're eating for free.

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Oh, I'm so happy you're both here.

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I'm looking for some fashion advice

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from some cool, hip women.

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- Oh, thank you, baby.
- Oh, that's so sweet.

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Yeah, but since I couldn't find any,

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I thought I'd come to you two.

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Talk fast, boy.

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Okay, okay. Uh...

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It's time for me to
go in a new direction,

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clothes-wise.

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I love any kind of makeover.

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Makeup, clothes, bathrooms.

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I live for a reveal.

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Okay, well,

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are you up-to-date on the
latest street fashion?

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I'm gonna have to do some
light Instagram stalking,

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- but I am sure I can figure it out.
- Okay.

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Well, since I've got these
cupcake orders to fill,

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I'm gonna leave my baby in your hands.

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Oh, hell nah!

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First, you eat up all my cupcakes,

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and then you turn my son
into one of the Migos.

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Nailed it!

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Gemma got your boy nice. No cap, Tina.

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You call me Tina again,
I'm-a cap that ass.

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- I'm sorry, Mama.
- Yeah.

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Since we can't outrun him,
we got to outthink him.

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All right? Give me your sunglasses,

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your phone and your wallet.

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Okay, come on.

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Yeah.

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All right. There.

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The crackhead trap is set.

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Okay, here he comes, here he comes.

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Hide, hide.

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Gotcha.

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All right, let me out of here, man.

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All right, look, Victor, all
we want to do is talk, man.

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Okay, come on, Victor.
I can always get another lamp.

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No, no, no! No!

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Not my Ed Sheeran autographed ukulele.

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Victor, listen to me, man.
You better get off that table.

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You can't tell me what
to do! I'm a grown man!

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What's going on? Why
is Victor on my table?

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Boy, if you don't get down...

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I'm gonna give you everything
your butt signed up for.

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Yes, ma'am.

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I'm talking about everything
your butt signed up for.

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Man, when are they gonna get here?

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I'm ready to get this intervention on.

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Trey, why are you so excited
about Victor's intervention?

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Because for the first time,
I'm on the other side, player.

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Oh, yerp. What up, yo?

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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Sorry, man.

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The barbershop is closed.

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Malcolm, it's me, Marty.

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I know it's you, Marty.

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I'm pretending I don't know you.

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Man, go home and change!

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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't hate, man.

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I have the look of the Migos
with the attitude of Ice Cube.

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You look like a wide
receiver on draft day.

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What is this all about, Marty?

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Hey, man, just...

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Never mind.

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Marty?

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Is that you?

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Yeah, fo sho, baby.

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Fo sho.

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But the streets call me Big Mar.

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This is a way different look

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than what you were sporting earlier.

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Uh, yeah, that-that's because
you caught me in my court outfit.

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You see...

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a bad man got caught

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for doing bad men things.

187
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It's like watching Al
Roker try to Crip Walk.

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Yeah, you need to get
with a real G like me,

189
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because I move in silence.

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Like the "G" in "lasagna."

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So, can a bad man walk a girl home?

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Fo sho.

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Like the song says,
"Today was a good day."

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Where is it?

195
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Well, Victor, I lied to you.

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There is no cotton candy.

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I knew it.

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Okay, come on, man.

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Look, I had to get you to
your intervention somehow.

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Victor, we know what
you've been through.

201
00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:06,350
This is a chance for you to
tell all of us how you feel.

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00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,880
You don't care how I feel.

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00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,310
When y'all look at me, all
you see is Crackhead Victor.

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00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,320
You know what, that's it, guys.

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00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:16,560
First, we got to stop calling
him Crackhead Victor.

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00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:18,250
All right? Addiction is an illness.

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00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:19,910
It's not who he is.

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00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:23,330
Look, Vic.

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00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,410
I know you feel like no
one understands you.

210
00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,910
That's exactly how I felt
when I came home from Iraq.

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00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,210
Hold up, you're a veteran, too?

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00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:32,360
Yeah.

213
00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:35,800
So I know firsthand how hard it
can be to adjust to civilian life.

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00:10:35,810 --> 00:10:38,310
Look, PTSD, it affects
all of us differently,

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00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:41,300
but you got to know, you're not alone.

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Nobody asked anyone to worry about me.

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Yet here we all are.

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Dave, tell him the plan.

219
00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:52,030
All right, well, look, it wasn't easy.

220
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I made a ton of calls,
and all the rehab beds

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were taken in the
neighboring VA hospitals.

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But I was able to find you a bed

223
00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:01,880
an hour away in Loma Linda,

224
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if... if you're ready.

225
00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:08,560
Look, man, we've all been
working really hard

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00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,470
to get you back to the old Victor.

227
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,170
Newsflash, Calvin.

228
00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:17,390
The old Victor's gone.

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00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,470
I left him back in Afghanistan.

230
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I came back to nothing but pain.

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My parents died.

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I lost my friends.

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I lost myself.

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00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:32,100
The only thing that can
help me with that pain:

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drugs.

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00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,370
Hey, Victor, look, all my
pops is trying to say...

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I know what he's trying to say.

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00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,480
But I ain't trying to hear it right now.

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00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:43,840
Victor, I swear, if you
walk out that door,

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I'm done with you.

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00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:50,950
Victor.

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00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,120
Come on.

243
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:04,980
Ooh...

244
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,880
That movie went hard, right?

245
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,930
Yeah. Yeah.

246
00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:11,340
You know, I give it two guns up.

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00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,480
Pow, pow.

248
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:17,740
You know, when we were younger,

249
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,920
I always thought you were cute.

250
00:12:19,930 --> 00:12:23,150
Just a little too nice and soft,
if you know what I mean.

251
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,260
Oh, yeah. I hear you. I hear you.

252
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,840
But, you know, maybe sometimes
being nice and soft

253
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isn't so bad.

254
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Maybe.

255
00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:34,160
But I like roughnecks like you.

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00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,900
Oh... Yeah, yeah.

257
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That tickles.

258
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:41,820
Tell me, Big Mar.

259
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,710
What's the baddest thing
you've ever done?

260
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,930
Oh, uh...

261
00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,380
Hmm...

262
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:52,200
I mean...

263
00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:54,820
One time,

264
00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:57,570
I took spare change and
threw it in a sacred well.

265
00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,360
Oh. "Spare Change" is
a rapper's name, right?

266
00:13:01,370 --> 00:13:03,220
Yes. Yeah, yeah.

267
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,389
Uh, yeah, yeah, let me straighten
it out for you, baby.

268
00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:08,160
Okay. So, Lil Spare Change
was a wannabe rapper.

269
00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:11,410
I took him and DJ Dollar Bill
and threw them in that well.

270
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:14,000
You feel me?

271
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,790
- I feel you, Big Mar.
- Ooh.

272
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,010
I feel you.

273
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,680
Errbody do, baby.

274
00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:24,700
Errbody.

275
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,120
Hey, hey, what you ladies up to?

276
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:33,380
Oh, just looking through old
photos of the neighborhood.

277
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,100
You know, people, places, Victor.

278
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,600
Oh, no.

279
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,680
Look, I've done everything I can.

280
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,380
Even Dave tried. You-you were there.

281
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,230
He almost lost his baby guitar.

282
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:49,240
I hear what you're saying, but, aw...

283
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,410
look at this old picture of Victor

284
00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:53,980
- and Calvin.
- Aw, Victor looks so good there.

285
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:56,080
- Ah.
- Aw.

286
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,710
You remember that day?

287
00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:00,480
Yeah. Of course.

288
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,680
This was Victor's senior prom.

289
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,420
He didn't have money for a limo,

290
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,760
so I rented a tux and
chauffeured him and his date.

291
00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:10,240
That's so sweet of you.

292
00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:12,780
Yeah. After that, Victor
signed up for the Army.

293
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,020
You were so proud of him.

294
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,770
Yeah. I was.

295
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,100
Ooh, let me get my bat.

296
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:23,480
Oh, it's just Victor.

297
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,610
Oh, well, shouldn't you
turn your alarm off?

298
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,820
No, he's got the code.

299
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,660
He'll leave once his sinuses clear up.

300
00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:33,750
Okay, I, um...

301
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,170
I need you to do me a favor, baby.

302
00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:36,830
I need you to take these to Victor.

303
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,750
Oh, no. Come on, Tina.

304
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,390
No, no.

305
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,020
I've done all I could do for this guy.

306
00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:43,960
I'm not going back out
there. Forget about it.

307
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,460
Come on, baby. If you do it,

308
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,600
I'll act like it's your
birthday tonight.

309
00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:54,340
O-Okay.

310
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,930
But I still get my real
birthday, too, right?

311
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,060
Oh, most definitely.

312
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,540
Victor.

313
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,570
Come on, man. Open up.

314
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:08,450
Mmm.

315
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,360
Pine. That does smell nice.

316
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:15,020
Look, Tina wanted me to give you this.

317
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,160
I'm out.

318
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:18,330
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.

319
00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:20,160
What's-what's this?

320
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,300
I don't know. Tina must've
put it in your bag.

321
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:25,040
Yeah, I remember this.

322
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,339
My dad's lawn mower had broken down,

323
00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,859
and instead of taking
it to the repair shop,

324
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,090
you taught me how to fix it.

325
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,160
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

326
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,940
And you used that lawn mower
to start cutting grass

327
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,140
in the neighborhood and
make yourself some money.

328
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,850
Bought your first pair of Jordans.

329
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,000
Sure did.

330
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:42,309
Only for them to be
stolen by a crackhead.

331
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:44,350
- The irony.
- Hmm.

332
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,020
Yeah.

333
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,380
I didn't ask to be this way, Calvin.

334
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,400
Not everyone wins at life.

335
00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:57,970
Look, Victor.

336
00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:00,740
Everybody has a story to tell, man.

337
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,510
And luckily for me, I've
been a part of yours.

338
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,050
I remember when you were
that scrawny little kid

339
00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:07,930
who just moved into this neighborhood.

340
00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:10,790
I remember taking you to get ice cream

341
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:13,420
when you got straight
A's in middle school.

342
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,980
Or hiding you from your mama
when you threw that boomerang

343
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,850
through her picture window.

344
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:20,060
Tore my butt up twice
when she found me, too.

345
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,600
I miss you, Mama.

346
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,960
Look, man.

347
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,780
I don't care about all
the stuff you've done.

348
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,910
All right, I know you.

349
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,970
The real you.

350
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,370
And, uh...

351
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:46,290
Well, I love you too much for
this to be how your story ends.

352
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,250
But... that's not up to me.

353
00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:52,660
It's your story.

354
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,890
Tonight was on point, Big Mar.

355
00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:02,720
Oh, yeah, you know, the best
part of the night for me was...

356
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,580
That part.

357
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,640
Mmm, cherry.

358
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,470
Good night, Big Mar.

359
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,330
Uh, yeah, good, uh, good night, Kiki.

360
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,880
So, how was your date, Nice Cube?

361
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,750
Man, it was exhausting.

362
00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:36,580
I had no idea it was
so hard being so hard.

363
00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:41,020
All right, check this, little bro.

364
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,660
I know that Keisha has
been your most wanted

365
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:45,240
- since we were kids...
- Yeah.

366
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,810
But, Marty, you don't want a woman

367
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,269
who doesn't dig you for you.

368
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,660
You're right.

369
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:53,950
And-and I-I plan on
coming clean to Keisha,

370
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,140
once we're married and have
our twins, Luke and Leia.

371
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,340
Look, man, you are my little brother,

372
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,040
and I don't just love you, I like you.

373
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:04,550
And I would hope that any
woman you end up with

374
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:07,050
would love you and like you, too.

375
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,750
All right, man.

376
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,970
God, if Keisha is for
me, give me a sign.

377
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,010
The Lord has spoken.

378
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,740
Hey, I just got invited
to a release party,

379
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,350
and there's only one bad
boy I want by my side.

380
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,730
Oh, hell yeah, girl, I love
album release parties.

381
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,860
You're so funny.

382
00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:35,460
It's not an album release party.

383
00:18:35,470 --> 00:18:36,860
This is a prison release party.

384
00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:38,230
What?

385
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,860
Lil Murder Junior just got out.

386
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,030
But his name is Lil Murder Junior!

387
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,700
Technicality.

388
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,090
It's okay if I go freshen up?

389
00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,620
What?

390
00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:50,160
Technicality.

391
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,200
Morning, Calvin.

392
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,309
You want some help getting
him off your porch?

393
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:03,140
Nah. Just let him sleep it off.

394
00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:07,160
Okay, I'm ready.

395
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:09,530
Ready for what?

396
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,690
I'm ready to get help.

397
00:19:11,990 --> 00:19:13,730
Uh...

398
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,439
Did I hear what I thought I just heard?

399
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,790
Yeah, Dave.

400
00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:19,600
My man Victor here said
he's ready to get help.

401
00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:22,480
Our man is ready to get help.

402
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:24,820
- Our man is ready to get help!
- Guys!

403
00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:26,160
This ain't helping.

404
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,330
Hold on. Let me grab my keys.

405
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:31,800
- Be right back.
- All right, well, come on. Hurry up.

406
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,169
Hey, hey, hey. Ain't you
gonna get dressed first?

407
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:37,130
You can't waste time
when a man is ready.

408
00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:40,160
Victor, you are in good
hands with me and Calvin.

409
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,260
We got you.

410
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,860
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

411
00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:48,930
Yeah, all right. Well, back it up.

412
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:55,990
Okay, now we got you.

413
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,320
It's true. And then, at the
party, guns start going off,

414
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:02,420
so I hit the ground, and Keisha says,

415
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,110
"Real men don't duck."

416
00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:08,280
Well, sounds like it's
bye-bye, thug life,

417
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,290
and hello, Star Trek marathon.

418
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,499
Man, hey, that's right, baby.

419
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,250
The geek is back.

420
00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:17,510
Well, we knew that when you
walked in in that sweater.

421
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,680
Hon, you don't have to jump a car.

422
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,260
No man living off of crack
and Now and Laters

423
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,970
is gonna outdo me.

424
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:29,309
- You know what, she's right, man.
- Yeah.

425
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:31,190
- Don't do it.
- Eh?

426
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,340
Until I get my camera ready.

427
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:33,360
- Baby!
- Calvin!

428
00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:34,499
No, this is gonna be good.

429
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,901
- Oh, my gosh.
- All right.

430
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:36,909
- Okay.
- Go! Yeah.

431
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:37,940
- Oh, baby.
- Yeah. Yeah.

432
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:39,320
WorldStar!

433
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,910
Aw, man.

434
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,840
I didn't press record.

435
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:51,120
You gonna have to do it again.

436
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:57,390
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