1 00:00:00,790 --> 00:00:04,170 What brings you into town, Uncle Ray? Well, you know how I always used to say 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:05,810 that my ship was going to come in someday? 3 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:09,530 By God, she's finally docked. Tonight on Simon and Simon. 4 00:00:09,950 --> 00:00:11,550 Welcome to paradise. 5 00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:14,510 Ray, you told us this was a democracy. 6 00:00:14,830 --> 00:00:17,890 No, Andy, the last time I was here, the social continental monarchists were in 7 00:00:17,890 --> 00:00:21,410 charge. Bro, a chaos on the brink of a revolution. These coups nearly always 8 00:00:21,410 --> 00:00:22,750 turn out to be bloodless. 9 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:48,670 I got a package for you, Mr. Tymon. 10 00:01:49,030 --> 00:01:51,070 There's no return address, plain brown wrapping. 11 00:01:51,550 --> 00:01:53,550 Doesn't seem to be ticking, but you never can tell. 12 00:01:54,350 --> 00:01:57,330 Oh, and we're sorry about the one that blew up in your truck. 13 00:01:57,570 --> 00:01:59,770 Oh, hey, no problem. A little tear gas never killed anyone. 14 00:02:00,090 --> 00:02:01,029 There you go. 15 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:04,270 Some guys have got dogs on the route. Me, I've got private detectives. Yeah. 16 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,830 You know, that stuff really stays in your upholstery a long time. Yeah. 17 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:14,030 Thanks. Have a nice day. Mm -hmm. 18 00:02:20,330 --> 00:02:21,330 You want me to fill the bath? 19 00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:24,970 No, I... Feel benign. 20 00:03:22,990 --> 00:03:29,270 Picked her up in Fort -au -Prince. Sorry I couldn't get a model with the FM 21 00:03:29,270 --> 00:03:34,330 radio. Oh, look at this. It's in digital. I didn't know these things came 22 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:36,150 digital. Look at that, right in her little belly button. 23 00:03:36,570 --> 00:03:40,470 Why does he always send you one of these nauseating things before he breezes 24 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,050 into town? It's like a voodoo doll. 25 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:44,510 Uncle Ray. I'm not hard on Uncle Ray. 26 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:49,170 I'm just telling the truth, that's all. The man is a flake. Yeah? The man is a 27 00:03:49,170 --> 00:03:50,970 fortune hunter. The man is a drifter. 28 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:54,710 The man's here. Yo, Uncle Ray! 29 00:03:58,910 --> 00:03:59,910 Uncle Ray? 30 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,610 I swore it was him. 31 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:13,850 We got lucky. 32 00:04:15,730 --> 00:04:19,649 Hey! Uncle Ray, I should have known you wouldn't have been far behind the 33 00:04:19,649 --> 00:04:22,560 delivery boy. No, I... like to make a big entrance, Rick. 34 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,200 It's great to see you. Put it there. 35 00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:33,620 22 years, Rick. You're still a sucker for that one, aren't you? 36 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:38,180 No tricks. On the square. 37 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,660 You all right? 38 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,640 Oh, yeah. 39 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:48,020 So, what brings you into town, Uncle Ray? Well, you know how I always used to 40 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:49,860 say that my ship was going to come in someday? 41 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:53,870 Well, boys, it's been a long voyage. We almost sunk in a harbor more than once, 42 00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:56,770 but by God, she's finally docked. All right. Hey. 43 00:04:57,390 --> 00:04:59,470 What was it, that Brazilian rubber plantation? 44 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:01,870 Nah, unloaded that years ago. 45 00:05:02,210 --> 00:05:06,550 Got back nearly 12 cents on every dollar of my original investment, too. Great. 46 00:05:07,710 --> 00:05:11,430 Was it the 10 ,000 Bibles that you had translated into Esperanto? 47 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:14,830 You know, we still move a couple of those every month. 48 00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:20,030 Soybean futures. 49 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:23,090 Play my cards right, I can retire in a few years. 50 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:28,150 You see, I had 40 acres on this little island called Roa Kea, a few hundred 51 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:33,530 miles east of Tahiti. But the Marxists moved in and I was lucky to get out with 52 00:05:33,530 --> 00:05:34,530 my skin. 53 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:38,470 I thought you said your ship had come in. 54 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:45,230 Well, I'd forgotten about Roa Kea for years. And then six months ago, I get my 55 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:46,230 first check. 56 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:48,370 $15 ,000. 57 00:05:49,229 --> 00:05:50,950 and more to come. 58 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:55,210 And the first thing you did was go out and buy a new car. 59 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:57,370 No, that was the second. 60 00:05:57,610 --> 00:06:04,510 No, the first thing I did was to have this cashier's check made 61 00:06:04,510 --> 00:06:06,670 out in your name. 62 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:09,790 $5 ,500? 63 00:06:11,130 --> 00:06:16,590 $5 ,000 that you lent me eight years ago, and $500 as interest. It's the 64 00:06:16,590 --> 00:06:18,170 could do after your kindness. 65 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:23,700 I figure that's a little bit less than 1 % interest. It's the thought that 66 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:24,700 counts, A .J. 67 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:27,860 So what are your plans now? Condo on the beach? 68 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:32,240 Well, I'm not exactly home free yet. 69 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,560 See those other checks that I was supposed to get? 70 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,100 I didn't get. 71 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:39,500 I phoned, I cabled, zip. 72 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:44,360 Even went to see the company's American broker up in L .A.? Nothing. 73 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:49,430 They claim they can't reach Yoshiro either. That's my partner in Roquea, 74 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:52,990 Yoshiro. But those brokers are stonewalling me. 75 00:06:53,530 --> 00:06:54,830 They're not giving me any information. 76 00:06:55,870 --> 00:06:57,950 I threatened them. I even tried to bribe them. 77 00:06:58,230 --> 00:06:59,230 Nothing. 78 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:01,830 Something funny going on there. 79 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:03,610 Hey, I know what. Rick. 80 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:07,470 A .J. and I can take care of this for you. 81 00:07:07,930 --> 00:07:08,930 No problem. 82 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:18,120 Lewis Woolner, Frank Bacon, Chris Marlowe, FTT. 83 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:24,020 We understand that you're the American broker for an agricultural concern 84 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,920 Third World Soy Products, Inc. 85 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,520 Raw Care. 86 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,140 Yes, yes. 87 00:07:29,780 --> 00:07:33,800 Could I see those IDs again? Are you aware of the penalties for importing a 88 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,580 controlled substance into the United States, Mr. Woolner? 89 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,020 Soybeans? Soybeans are fine. 90 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,160 Personally, I like soybeans. I sprinkle them on ice cream. 91 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:44,220 It's what's mixed in with the soybeans. 92 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,320 Nothing is mixed in? 93 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:50,560 Then why are there two laboratory rats in D .C. with furry little smiles on 94 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:51,539 their faces? 95 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:53,900 Oh, how should I know that? 96 00:07:54,380 --> 00:08:00,300 If somebody is lacing the soybeans in Roa Kea, I don't know who they are. You 97 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:05,580 don't know a man named Daniel Yoshira who runs Third World Soy Products? Yes. 98 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:09,780 I met him once, but I haven't spoken to him in months. 99 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,940 The shipments have stopped, too. 100 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,700 Just about Daniel Yoshiro. 101 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:21,360 I give you his address in Roakia. 102 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,520 I'm no smuggler. 103 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,360 Believe me. 104 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:27,540 We're trying, Walner. 105 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:30,080 We're trying. 106 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:40,000 We already have that. Thought you were going to be a bit more cooperative. 107 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:47,040 If you are refusing to cooperate, Mr. Warner, we have other legal recourses. 108 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:50,440 Many of them damn nasty. 109 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:59,900 Bring in the files of Third World Soy Products right away. 110 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:05,180 I guess the FTT knows how to keep a secret. 111 00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:17,720 It happens that Andy and Rick love helping their Uncle Ray. 112 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,460 Where were you when we needed your help? 113 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,580 When Jack died, you could have been a father to them. 114 00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:26,560 Would it have killed you to stay in one place? 115 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,740 Take them to a few ball games? 116 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,040 Commit to something for once in your life? 117 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,280 Cecilia, I wish I knew. 118 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,080 Because, God willing, someday... 119 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:49,080 I'll see Jack again, and if he asks me the same question, I'm scared to death I 120 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,240 won't be able to answer him either. 121 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,840 Hi. Sorry we're late. The traffic on the 405. 122 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,040 Is anything wrong? 123 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,380 You tell me. 124 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,080 Okay. 125 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,100 Ray. 126 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:11,280 Yoshiro has definitely stopped shipping soybeans altogether. 127 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:15,160 He had dipped into the till to the tune of $70 ,000. 128 00:10:16,340 --> 00:10:17,340 I'm sorry. 129 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,440 It looks like this will take the money in one time. 130 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,680 No, not Danny. He's a dreamer, not a con man. 131 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,340 He just wants to help the people. Besides, he's my friend. 132 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,640 Ah. 133 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:33,160 Is that like your friend who hooked you into the Iranian franchise for U .S. 134 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:34,280 commemorative gold coins? 135 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:38,340 That wasn't a total bust. I sold 53 of them, one to every hostage. 136 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,160 Damn it, this is different. 137 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:45,720 Andy, Rick, I'm 52 years old. 138 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,740 I'm too old to hustle. 139 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,060 There may not be that many more chances. 140 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,840 Well, that's one thing for sure. 141 00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:55,740 We're never going to find anything sitting here in San Diego. 142 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:57,440 Figured you were going to say that. 143 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,580 You are going to love Roaquia. 144 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,460 It's a virtual paradise down there. 145 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:07,060 Golden sunsets, water blue as sapphire. 146 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,680 That sounds wonderful. 147 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,100 No. 148 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,600 What do you mean? 149 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:15,560 Mom, this is a case. It could turn out to be a tricky case. We do not take 150 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:18,140 parents on tricky cases. That is a company policy. 151 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,280 Well, that's not fair. You never let me have any fun. No. 152 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,620 You come with me, see, my guest. 153 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:24,920 Aw, Ray. 154 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,640 Actually, this pate is surprisingly good. 155 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,140 Well, they don't spare any expense on these big Pacific roots. 156 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:35,660 Just like the days of the China Clipper. 157 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,120 We could get a little water back here. 158 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,600 No problem. 159 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:27,140 I cut the welcoming committee speech and we'll get straight to the coconut spill 160 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,059 with rum. 161 00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:29,120 Uh, guys? 162 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:36,260 Yeah? I got a voucher here for Limo to take us from the airport to the 163 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,260 hotel. 164 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,640 There she is. 165 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,520 It's like classic. 166 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:41,759 It's a wreck. 167 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,740 Ah, it's like classic. A little bit of both. 168 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,020 Welcome. 169 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:48,060 26 hours and 7 airplanes. 170 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:51,460 You try to get to Sierra del Fuego sometime. 171 00:13:09,229 --> 00:13:11,630 Really interesting architecture. 172 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,650 All right there. 173 00:13:14,930 --> 00:13:18,390 Yeah. This goat could be milking over here, Ray. What are you talking about? 174 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:22,790 Some of the local people, I'm sure they have their customers in that respect. 175 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,550 This one's beating a basket, Ray. 176 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:27,770 What do they do to your luggage? 177 00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:30,490 What goes on with that? 178 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:32,970 Not far, Ray. 179 00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:36,330 Well, this was certainly worth a drive. 180 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,160 It's like something out of a Joseph Conrad novel. 181 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,580 Welcome to the heart of Darkness Motor Lodge. Well, let's see what he's like 182 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:47,580 inside, huh? 183 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,140 Yeah. 184 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,400 Welcome to paradise right now. 185 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:02,780 Be my guest. 186 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:26,790 The hotel special is raw chia punch, mangoes, papayas, guava juices, a twist 187 00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:30,310 lemon, slice of lime, cherries, coconuts. Never mind the mangoes. What 188 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,770 have with rum in it? 189 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:36,690 Mai Tai, Blue Pacifics, about a chi -chi for the lady. 190 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,990 Let me rephrase that. 191 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:42,710 Would you please bring me the strongest drink you have? 192 00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:44,430 Make it two. 193 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,470 Two? Make it four. Four. 194 00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:51,050 Well, look at it this way. 195 00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:53,630 Anybody can go to Club Mad. 196 00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:57,730 Yeah. Oh, uh, race day in the rooms is a little mixed up. They lost our 197 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,730 reservation. 198 00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:03,490 What's going on back there? 199 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,710 That's a little, uh, sporting event with animals. 200 00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:07,650 Cockfight? No. 201 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:09,870 Iguana races. 202 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:11,070 That's disgusting. 203 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:12,750 They ought to see him run. 204 00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:14,470 Iguana races? 205 00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:15,849 Hey, brother. 206 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:16,850 You won again. 207 00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:17,930 50 papulas. 208 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,150 All right. Thank you, my man. 209 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,500 Turns out I'm a keen judge of lizard flesh. 210 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,600 Thank you. 211 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:58,340 While you've been raking in the pupulas, I've been working. 212 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:01,060 Don't look now, but look at the shadow. 213 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,459 Tell me. 214 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,460 Shadow? 215 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:04,580 Which one? 216 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,040 Old guy in a red hat over there. 217 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,860 One in the blue shoes behind us. 218 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,660 One over here in the formerly white suit reading the book. 219 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,180 All of them watching us? 220 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:14,860 And more besides, too. 221 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,460 Look, we told you to stay home, Mom. 222 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,080 Well, why are they watching us? 223 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:22,400 Well, at least one of them's probably working for this show. Cheryl Clown. 224 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:25,810 Ray's pretty sure that his wife knows all about this. Our first stop's going 225 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:26,769 be over at his place. 226 00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:30,190 Yeah, after we get Mom tucked away safely into her room. 227 00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,370 Well, don't worry about me. 228 00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:37,610 One or two more of these beauties, and I'll be happy just about anywhere. 229 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,810 Hey, brother, four more. 230 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:07,700 I'm A .J. Simon. 231 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,780 I'm a private investigator from California. 232 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,880 This is my brother Rick Simon. This is our uncle Ray. 233 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,560 Danny wrote me all about you. 234 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,220 Said you were beautiful, but that's an understatement. 235 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:20,200 Perhaps he told you about me. 236 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,540 No. 237 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,740 What do you want? 238 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:27,500 Well, Mrs. Yoshiro, this is a little delicate. We need to talk to your 239 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,960 about some past due payments. 240 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,120 Payments that are due our uncle here. 241 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:34,540 Soybean payments? 242 00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:36,990 I can't help you. Can I help you with that? No. 243 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,750 Could we talk to Mr. Yoshiro, please? 244 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,050 Do you know where he is? 245 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:43,350 No. 246 00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:44,910 I have no idea. 247 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,670 So are you telling us that you don't know where Mr. Yoshiro is? 248 00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:57,010 And exactly why do you wish to see this report, Mr. Simon? 249 00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:01,530 As we've said. 250 00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:07,810 Our uncle here is owed money by Mr. Yoshiro. We simply want to know whether 251 00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:11,030 is really missing or whether he's just laying low somewhere. 252 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:17,250 You wish to know perhaps if he is still alive or if he is not who his assailants 253 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,250 might be. 254 00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:21,370 Uh, we hadn't considered that possibility. 255 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:28,470 Please, couldn't we drop this pretense? We know who you are and we know why you 256 00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:29,369 are here. 257 00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:31,890 Is that why you've had his tail since we... 258 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:38,140 The death squad, they're a thing of the past. Tell your president that here on 259 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:43,980 Roarcare, we have no, how do you say it, human rights volitions. 260 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:50,900 Violations. Don't help, Ray. Just don't help. We are just simple, 261 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,900 private investigators. That's all. 262 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,320 As you wish. 263 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:02,430 But may I remind you that espionage is... It's still a crime, Monroe, okay? 264 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:04,730 Punishable by death. 265 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,570 Well, you gotta admit, this is the first for us. 266 00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:17,890 We've never been pawns in a geopolitical power struggle before. 267 00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:19,710 Well, that's great, Rick. 268 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,990 We can tell our grandchildren all about it. Then we'll live to have them. 269 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,560 I hear you're looking for Daniel Ushiro. 270 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:40,020 I am? 271 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,460 Exactly. Where did you hear that? 272 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,260 I was born on Roque. 273 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,260 I can read the signs in the shape of the waves. 274 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,520 The call of the seabird. 275 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,720 The bloom of the orchid. 276 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,140 Also, Roque is slightly larger than a phone booth. 277 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,180 Lea Leilana, Avocat. 278 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:03,900 Your lawyer? 279 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,900 UCLA, class of 83. 280 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:11,320 The government sent me to school, but President Tiburon didn't like the way I 281 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,640 kept reminding him of our Bill of Rights, so he threw it out. 282 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,780 Now I'm in private practice. 283 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,400 Pretty discouraging. 284 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,740 Ray, you told us this was a democracy. 285 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,920 If we'd known it was a dictatorship, we'd have never brought Mom here. I 286 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,040 know, Andy. The last time I was here, the social continental monarchists were 287 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,040 charge. 288 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,260 four administrations ago. 289 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,360 Out of the jeep! 290 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,580 Out! Out! 291 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:49,080 You are trespassing on the people's land. 292 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,880 You ever hear keep out signs? 293 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:54,340 This is Colonel Tabari of the People's Resistance. 294 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:56,740 Colonel, 295 00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:59,880 there's been a little misunderstanding. 296 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,480 This land, 297 00:21:02,289 --> 00:21:06,710 This whole soy plantation belongs to... Yoshiro. 298 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:09,330 Belongs to a gentleman named Yoshiro. Isn't that right? 299 00:21:10,050 --> 00:21:11,050 Yoshiro. 300 00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:12,590 Capitalist swine. 301 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:15,110 Why is it his? Because he has a piece of paper? 302 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:18,750 Everything belongs to everyone if they are willing to fight for it. 303 00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:21,170 Do you know where Yoshiro is? 304 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:24,550 No. No, absolutely not. As a matter of fact, we're looking for him ourselves. 305 00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:26,510 Listen, I'll tell you what. 306 00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:29,270 Why don't you at least let the lady leave? 307 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:35,220 That's a nice weapon you got there. That's the L1A1, British make, right? 308 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:36,280 out! You heard the man? 309 00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:37,980 Really? 310 00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:45,580 Oh, thank you. 311 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:54,100 Rupert is a retired school teacher, and he lives on the island of Rotea. This is 312 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,260 my son, A .J. 313 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:58,200 Hi. And my brother -in -law, Ray... 314 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:03,260 Simon. Nice to meet you. Yes, Mom, drink up, please. 315 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:08,560 Oh, Cecilia tells me you're a private investigator. Would you by any chance 316 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,740 Michael Beecham? 317 00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:14,040 He's the house detective of Harrods. Lovely chap. He rabbits on a bit, but 318 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,700 actually... No, I haven't had the pleasure yet. 319 00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:19,780 Mom, I'm afraid we're going to have to cut your vacation short. 320 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:21,200 What are you talking about? 321 00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:25,610 Well, in addition to its other charms, Roque is on the brink of a revolution. 322 00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:29,390 Don't let the gorillas worry you. These coups nearly always turn out to be 323 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,570 bloodless. Look, here's your ticket. 324 00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:35,730 The plane for Papiuti touches down in half an hour. I haven't finished my 325 00:22:36,270 --> 00:22:37,970 That's okay. We'll get you another one on the airplane. 326 00:22:38,230 --> 00:22:41,710 All these people can't be waiting for the plane that's only got six seats. 327 00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:45,530 Yes, they do tend to overbook a trifle. A trifle? 328 00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:48,310 Okay, Rick. 329 00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:49,870 Give me your money. 330 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,440 Start looking for someone to bribe. 331 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,540 You mean you haven't bribed already? 332 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:58,760 Well, it's a little late for that sort of thing, but I'll see what I can do. 333 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,420 I don't see why I have to go. I'm just beginning to unwind. 334 00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:07,160 It's for the best, see? 335 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:12,100 I was wrong to have you out here in the first place, and if anything happened to 336 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,000 you, I don't think I could forgive myself. 337 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,780 Thank you very much. 338 00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:29,270 Spot of luck. The co -pilot's in jail, and the pilot owes me a favor, so you're 339 00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:32,230 sitting in the seat on his right. Rupert, thank you. 340 00:23:56,300 --> 00:24:00,300 Can't we go? Ah, not yet. We've got to convince the cops. We need tourists. 341 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,200 I'm sorry. 342 00:24:58,410 --> 00:24:59,790 I'm sure that Leo was handy. 343 00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:01,830 I've given Ray the third degree. 344 00:25:02,230 --> 00:25:04,970 Well, I think it's safe to assume that this has to do with more than just 345 00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:05,970 soybeans. 346 00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:09,090 Somebody wants us to stop looking for Yoshiro in a bad way. 347 00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:11,310 If he can still be found. 348 00:25:12,190 --> 00:25:13,290 What do you mean? Maybe he's dead? 349 00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:14,850 Yeah. 350 00:25:15,350 --> 00:25:16,350 I don't think so. 351 00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:19,850 On this island, you kill somebody, you stuff them down a volcano, and that's 352 00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:20,850 about it. 353 00:25:21,590 --> 00:25:25,230 Yoshiro's a little bit too active behind the scenes. 354 00:25:27,310 --> 00:25:28,310 You may be right. 355 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:30,970 God knows his wife is scared. 356 00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:33,270 Police are worried about the CIA. 357 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:37,410 We've got guerrillas bombing the beach. I don't think it was the guerrillas. 358 00:25:39,010 --> 00:25:43,330 Something interesting has turned up. As your attorney, I have a feeling you 359 00:25:43,330 --> 00:25:44,330 might not like it. 360 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:45,529 It's a dud. 361 00:25:45,530 --> 00:25:46,590 We found it on the beach. 362 00:25:47,890 --> 00:25:49,310 It's the M79, medium. 363 00:25:49,810 --> 00:25:51,950 Yes. I thought you'd recognize it. 364 00:25:52,410 --> 00:25:54,630 CIA. No, U .S. Marine Corps. 365 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:57,200 This is Vietnam Ordinance. It's not even made anymore. 366 00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:58,560 Yes, but it's American. 367 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:03,140 Colonel DeBerry uses Soviet, some European weapons, not yours. 368 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,860 Consider yourselves confined to this island until I say otherwise. 369 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:13,780 Look, boys, I feel just terrible that I got you into all this. 370 00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:15,280 My own family. 371 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,680 That's not your fault, Ray. 372 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,099 Thank you. 373 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,900 What am I talking about? Of course it's your fault. 374 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,160 You're right. 375 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:23,820 We've got this situation. We're just going to have to deal with it. How do we 376 00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:24,820 stand with the law? 377 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,780 A magistrate isn't usually this slow to bring out the leg iron. 378 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,760 Wait a minute, we haven't done anything. 379 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,360 That's a very common crime on Roa Kea. 380 00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:36,800 But he's more interested in Yoshiro than in you. Why is everybody so interested 381 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,659 in Yoshiro? 382 00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:39,480 It's part of a three -way power struggle. 383 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:45,100 Our current president, Tiburon, the slightly right of Darth Vader, Tabari's 384 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:50,180 guerrillas, anti -West, anti -growth, and Yoshiro, who could restore peace if 385 00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:51,039 were to come back. 386 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,040 Danny? 387 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,840 He's just a soy farmer. 388 00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:55,830 Hardly, hardly just. 389 00:26:57,090 --> 00:27:02,730 I was in the bar when I heard of your trouble. I'm sorry to say I stayed there 390 00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:03,850 until the police left. 391 00:27:04,570 --> 00:27:06,210 Miss Leana understands. 392 00:27:07,150 --> 00:27:10,990 Our present regime has made looking the other way a healthy prescription. 393 00:27:11,350 --> 00:27:13,970 One that Danny Yoshiro evidently forgot. 394 00:27:14,270 --> 00:27:15,270 What does that mean? 395 00:27:15,430 --> 00:27:16,630 He wanted too much. 396 00:27:16,950 --> 00:27:22,570 Freedom, democracy, mostly a more dependable economic base than tourism. 397 00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:25,330 Soybeans. Danny loves them. 398 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:30,830 Development here is frowned on. I have enough trouble with my own sorry little 399 00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:32,230 business. Excuse me. 400 00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:34,190 I thought you said you were retired. 401 00:27:34,550 --> 00:27:39,910 From teaching, yes. I use my savings to buy a hunk of rock south of here called 402 00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:41,070 Petite Roa Care. 403 00:27:41,450 --> 00:27:42,630 Not good for much. 404 00:27:43,090 --> 00:27:45,950 Seabirds, mostly. I sell the guano for fertilizer. 405 00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:48,070 Pays my taxes, mostly. 406 00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:50,970 Nothing on the order of Yoshiro's scheme. 407 00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:52,610 That's what got him into trouble. 408 00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:54,020 With whom? 409 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,580 Colonel DeBarry for one and President Tiburon for another. 410 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:03,160 Thank you very much, Mr. President. I appreciate your taking the time to see 411 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:04,900 My pleasure. A great pleasure. 412 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,560 You are from the... Thank you. 413 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,800 Your crystal pier is in Pacific Beach. 414 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,100 Wasn't it recently damaged by the storm? 415 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,600 About a year ago, yeah. 416 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,980 Oh, I feel bad. Thank you. 417 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,160 You spent time in America then? 418 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,840 Five years. 419 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,200 New England at Harvard. 420 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,800 My degree is in philosophy. 421 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:33,080 As Descartes put it, it's not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to 422 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,080 use it well. 423 00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:36,100 Discourse on method, am I right? 424 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,100 Oh, I see. You have read Descartes. 425 00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:40,100 A little in college. 426 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,400 And you? 427 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:43,860 I get by. 428 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,340 Uh, listen, Mr. Tiburon. 429 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,660 Uh, Mr. President. 430 00:28:49,610 --> 00:28:52,810 Something screwy going on on your island here. People shooting at people, people 431 00:28:52,810 --> 00:28:53,810 shooting at us. Yes. 432 00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:57,330 I've heard of this from my police magistrate. 433 00:28:57,530 --> 00:29:00,950 But certainly it is more properly his concern. 434 00:29:01,370 --> 00:29:04,390 I would like that we pursue the gentleman they passed on. 435 00:29:07,210 --> 00:29:09,270 This cheese barely heated. 436 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:16,670 All liquids I consume must be precisely 63 degrees centigrade. 437 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:19,070 You see? Stupid fool. 438 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:20,290 Take it away! 439 00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:31,210 As I was saying, Mr. President, the reason we're here, we were hoping that 440 00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:36,650 would use some of your broad powers to help us find one of your citizens. 441 00:29:37,850 --> 00:29:39,330 The traitor, Yoshiro. 442 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,070 Ah, yeah. 443 00:29:41,370 --> 00:29:44,990 Exactly what did he do to make him a traitor? 444 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:48,620 To paraphrase an old theological joke I heard in Harvard. 445 00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:51,380 It ticked me off. 446 00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:54,020 Catch it. 447 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,880 Our Constitution empowers me to ensure the public good. 448 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,160 I should know. I just wrote it. 449 00:30:01,140 --> 00:30:05,220 But Yashiro, his blood is not on my hand. 450 00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:07,680 If I ever find him, it may be. 451 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,780 And I will deal with his allies. 452 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,800 But now, gentlemen, let's go back to the cart. 453 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,920 It's a much more pleasant topic, isn't it? 454 00:30:23,340 --> 00:30:27,100 Well, wherever Yoshiro is... Ticket stubs around or something? 455 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,720 Ah, come on, A .J. You've seen the guy's wife. 456 00:30:29,980 --> 00:30:31,840 He's not going to leave the island without her. 457 00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:36,120 I doubt that he's just blindly going to go someplace where he's never been 458 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,300 before. He's probably got some little hideaway staked out. 459 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,320 That's her. 460 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,740 Go get her, Uncle Ray. 461 00:30:50,060 --> 00:30:51,060 Mrs. Yoshiro. 462 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,579 Hey, Simon. 463 00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:53,580 We met yesterday? 464 00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:55,760 I told you then, Mr. Simon. 465 00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:00,800 Why can't you just leave me alone? You know, I think that we got off on the 466 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,840 wrong foot, you and I. 467 00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:06,640 Maybe you don't realize it, but your husband and I, we go way back. 468 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,160 Hey, AJ. 469 00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:10,680 Here to rock out. What's in the booth? 470 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,080 It's limestone. 471 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,540 Well, if you say it's limestone, I'm not going to doubt it. 472 00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:24,980 Trust me. 473 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,280 I got an A in geology at UCSD. 474 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,080 It's calcium carbonate. 475 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:35,480 It's normally found in limestone, host rock, I don't know, like a cave, 476 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,800 something like that. 477 00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:42,200 I keep saying, all around a soy plantation is volcanic soil. Everywhere 478 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:43,220 it's sand. 479 00:31:47,310 --> 00:31:49,050 What can I tell you? It's limestone. 480 00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:54,030 Well, there's a case of Nahali. 481 00:31:54,670 --> 00:31:55,670 There you go. 482 00:31:55,770 --> 00:31:57,510 They're supposed to be here. 483 00:31:58,230 --> 00:31:59,109 Supposed to be? 484 00:31:59,110 --> 00:32:01,550 Well, they're part of island legends you hear as a kid. 485 00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:03,810 I don't know anyone who's ever been there. 486 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:06,770 Here, the uninhabited part of the island. 487 00:32:07,190 --> 00:32:10,770 Legend has it there was an ancient war, a banished tribe, and so on. 488 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:12,730 It's like a ghost story. 489 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:14,690 They'll be there. 490 00:32:15,430 --> 00:32:19,820 Cannibals. Hey, fellas, don't kid around like that. It's not smart. 491 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:21,660 It's just a legend. 492 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:24,360 Don't cut that out. 493 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,240 Kidding. 494 00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:39,580 You know, boys, I haven't walked this much since old Ron Freeman cursed his 495 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:40,620 squalid little soul. 496 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,240 Ray, all right? 497 00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:46,930 miserable without make it boring as well. 498 00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:48,750 Andy, why don't you get off my back? 499 00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:52,590 You've been doing this to me ever since you were a little kid. 500 00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:56,970 And all I've ever tried to do is love you like a son. 501 00:32:57,190 --> 00:32:58,550 Ray, are you sure this is the right time? 502 00:32:58,850 --> 00:33:00,050 No. You stay out of this. 503 00:33:01,550 --> 00:33:03,750 He asked me a question. He deserves an answer. 504 00:33:04,810 --> 00:33:06,390 You remember when I was in Little League? 505 00:33:07,990 --> 00:33:09,950 And Daddy worked with me and coached me. 506 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:12,450 And I made it. I was the starting pitcher. 507 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:17,610 And then Daddy was killed, and I asked you to come. You said you'd be there! 508 00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:21,470 Or a seaweed or something. That was over 20 years ago, Andy. 509 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:25,250 One game. 510 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:33,750 Andy, your dad and I, uh... We love... 511 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:36,150 Uh, in his terms. 512 00:33:36,490 --> 00:33:41,310 But, uh, you see, your dad was a natural businessman, and I was, uh, anything 513 00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:42,310 but. 514 00:33:43,950 --> 00:33:47,870 So pretty quick, I just kept bouncing from one busted deal to another. 515 00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:53,790 And he kept getting ahead, and I'm still trying to do it. 516 00:33:55,670 --> 00:33:57,270 It was long after he's gone. 517 00:34:00,930 --> 00:34:03,570 I guess I missed a lot of the good that was in life. 518 00:34:05,690 --> 00:34:08,429 I even missed being a better uncle to you two guys. 519 00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:11,310 Bull. 520 00:34:12,909 --> 00:34:14,110 You're the best, Uncle Ray. 521 00:34:16,690 --> 00:34:21,110 Hey, come on. How many kids get presents from the Belgian Congo or American 522 00:34:21,110 --> 00:34:22,110 Samoa? 523 00:34:23,710 --> 00:34:25,750 Yeah, we're always proud to brag on you. 524 00:34:26,270 --> 00:34:28,570 Right, A .J.? Yeah. 525 00:34:31,710 --> 00:34:32,770 I'm sorry, Ray. 526 00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:35,350 It wasn't your fault Dad was killed. 527 00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:38,310 I just wanted too much, that's all. 528 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,040 You're the best uncle we could have. 529 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:49,420 Well, I'm the only uncle you could have, so... That's true, too. 530 00:34:49,739 --> 00:34:53,040 You know, you have to take these things in life sometimes. 531 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:57,120 You get stuck with a mess like me, you gotta take it. 532 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,560 Could have been worse. 533 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,240 I don't know how, but... Good point. 534 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:01,520 Hey, all right, enough. 535 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:06,160 Listen, we better get going. We're not gonna get to Nahali before... 536 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,320 Hey, Ray? 537 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:12,540 Easy. Easy, easy, easy. 538 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:15,420 Uncle Ray? Ray? 539 00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:17,420 Ray, you all right? 540 00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:19,100 Hey, you okay? 541 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,200 Yeah. 542 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:21,860 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 543 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,920 I'm copacetic. Just help me out of here. 544 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:30,160 All right, look. Here, grab onto this. We'll pull you up. All right, here we 545 00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:32,440 Come on. Here, give me a hand. 546 00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:33,740 Ray? 547 00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:48,360 limited islands with remote cannibalistic tribes living on them in 548 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,520 century. I mean, it just isn't done. 549 00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:53,720 Maybe they don't get National Geographic way out here. 550 00:35:55,740 --> 00:36:02,740 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, son. Thank you. 551 00:36:02,740 --> 00:36:05,480 Well, my nephews and I will be moving along now, if you don't mind. 552 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,300 Sorry these guys scared you, but that's the general idea. 553 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,480 Yeah. What, is this your idea of public relations or something? 554 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:25,100 The Nahali have always lived here in the loveliest, most unspoiled spot on 555 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,400 Raqqa. And they intend to keep it that way, hence the legend. 556 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,140 Daniel, it's not good back here. 557 00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:36,120 You might be able to stop the civil war if you went back. 558 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:40,280 Life has been dedicated to the peace and prosperity of our island. 559 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:42,460 What could I do? 560 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:47,480 The President's guard will crush the Bari and his rebels and anybody else who 561 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,439 stands in their way. 562 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,820 This time you're looking at a long -term, all -out war. 563 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,980 Bari's men are pretty well -armed. I wouldn't call men with Korean war 564 00:36:56,980 --> 00:36:57,980 well -armed. 565 00:36:58,300 --> 00:36:59,300 Neither would I. 566 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:03,620 These guys have got brand -new British -made L1A1s right out of the crate. 567 00:37:03,860 --> 00:37:05,140 Where the hell did they get those? 568 00:37:05,460 --> 00:37:07,180 Obviously, they were smuggled in, but how? 569 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,460 Have you seen any... 570 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:13,960 Dips or planes moving in or out? There was a trawler in a cove at Little 571 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,160 two weeks ago. 572 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:32,740 Little Royakea, isn't that where Rupert has his guano rookery? Guano rookery on 573 00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:33,740 that island? 574 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:04,509 to see you. 575 00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:06,390 Your forbearance astonishes me. 576 00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:08,790 If I were you, I wouldn't be glad at all. 577 00:38:09,210 --> 00:38:12,730 Obviously, you're under a delusion, which I no longer have to worry about 578 00:38:12,730 --> 00:38:13,730 explaining. 579 00:38:15,950 --> 00:38:22,370 You seem 580 00:38:22,370 --> 00:38:25,950 to have a standoff. 581 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,890 My troops have been engaged by the president's guard. 582 00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:46,290 Someone set off a bomb, but it was not a... 583 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:52,490 What is this? 584 00:38:53,070 --> 00:38:56,270 Came for your guns. They're in the room behind me. But you may not want them 585 00:38:56,270 --> 00:38:59,730 after you hear about Mr. Ginnian. I have eight more men outside, all armed. 586 00:39:05,330 --> 00:39:08,550 Well, technically he's only got seven, but one of them's got a grenade 587 00:39:08,650 --> 00:39:09,730 so what the hell, he may get 30. 588 00:39:10,270 --> 00:39:12,650 This is getting harder and harder to resolve. Have you got any suggestions? 589 00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:14,189 May I try? 590 00:39:14,190 --> 00:39:15,190 Go for it. 591 00:39:19,110 --> 00:39:24,310 The bomb was set up by your friend, Mr. Gideon, knowing that you would be blamed 592 00:39:24,310 --> 00:39:25,690 for it. That's a lie. 593 00:39:26,270 --> 00:39:29,350 Men on both sides are going to die as a result of his greed. 594 00:39:30,030 --> 00:39:34,390 I was forced to go into hiding because he convinced you that lies were truths. 595 00:39:34,690 --> 00:39:37,830 He even tried to kill their uncle to prevent him from finding me. 596 00:39:48,799 --> 00:39:52,000 What? What are you talking about? Royal K is about to be incorporated by 597 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,320 Atlantis. I can't leave my people. And I can't abandon... My life's not going to 598 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,320 be worth living. 599 00:39:58,740 --> 00:40:02,460 You've got to give your Uncle Ray a chance to count for something. 600 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,500 You count, Ray. 601 00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:07,020 We've always counted. 602 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,040 You get yourself hurt, we're going to kill you. 603 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:11,740 You'll have to catch me first. 604 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,560 Look, you've done everything you can. You must go now. 605 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,540 Now you guys get moving. That seaplane leaves in a couple of minutes. 606 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:19,700 So long Ricky. 607 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,160 No tricks. 608 00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:51,570 off our taxes. 609 00:41:11,390 --> 00:41:12,390 Walter! 610 00:41:15,030 --> 00:41:16,030 Let's go! 611 00:41:16,490 --> 00:41:17,550 You okay, Father? 612 00:41:17,790 --> 00:41:18,790 Yes, thank you, my son. 613 00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:28,910 Who was it who said, the coward turns away, the brave man's choice is danger? 614 00:41:32,270 --> 00:41:33,590 It was Euripides. 615 00:41:34,630 --> 00:41:38,190 But he didn't have 200 ,000 papulas thwarting his idealism. 616 00:41:40,570 --> 00:41:42,130 200 ,000. 617 00:41:57,260 --> 00:41:58,620 This is not Roarkea. 618 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,600 It's where? 619 00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:05,940 Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. 620 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,980 Yeah, same to you. Have a good night. 621 00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:12,160 Well, we're getting closer. That was Borneo. 622 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,540 Ah, here we are. 623 00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:18,800 Um, Reuters wire service. Stateline Roarkea. 624 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:22,960 Peace has been restored to this tiny island in the South Pacific following 625 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,760 14th coup in six years. Presidential press aide Ron Bundy refused comments. 626 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,640 I can't understand it. 627 00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:31,280 I can't understand it. 628 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:36,880 What, are you worried that something has happened to Ray or something that 629 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,100 hasn't happened to Ray? 630 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,520 I'm not sure. 631 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:40,960 Forgive me. 632 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,680 He's so irresponsible. 633 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,480 Why doesn't he get in touch with us? 634 00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:50,270 Who knows?