1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:05,880 This program contains frequent, very strong language from the outset, and 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:06,880 humor. 3 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:24,500 The thing about life... You gotta grab it by the fucking balls. 4 00:00:27,479 --> 00:00:31,960 At the end of the day, there's two types of people in this world. There's the 5 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:32,960 fucking losers. 6 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,140 And there's the fucking winners. 7 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:38,960 Rory Croft. 8 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,060 Rory Croft is a fucking winner. 9 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:50,760 Oh, I will be satisfied until you 10 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,780 take me right here, right now. 11 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:06,580 I said wake up! 12 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,560 Get your thing. You're going home, you loser. 13 00:01:27,210 --> 00:01:29,290 Fuck off. Is that how long ago we were at school? 14 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,510 Yeah. Yeah, we're old, mate. We're very, very old. Tomo, what do you need a 15 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:34,250 business card for? Jesus fucking Christ, I'm not naughty. 16 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:36,330 We're balls deep in a fucking rebrand, love. 17 00:01:36,550 --> 00:01:37,550 Have you not seen your mother? 18 00:01:37,690 --> 00:01:39,230 She's a Bavarian beer wench, look. 19 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:40,770 Go on, give a jiggle. 20 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:42,030 Loved it too much jiggle. 21 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:45,970 Now that Ernst is a secret investor, I'd like to germ in the place of you, 22 00:01:46,010 --> 00:01:49,150 answer. Bring a new facet through the door, crucially, because I don't want to 23 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,070 remind you, but I am. 24 00:01:51,450 --> 00:01:54,130 The man who was voted most likely to be a millionaire in year 11. 25 00:01:54,370 --> 00:01:57,470 And the man who shot himself in year 8. Shut up and have your shots. 26 00:01:57,850 --> 00:01:58,850 Cheers! 27 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:00,090 Cheers! 28 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,130 Oh, my God, I'm so excited! 29 00:02:05,610 --> 00:02:06,610 We didn't even go to our school. 30 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:09,850 Well, night out's a night out, innit? Hey, is Finn not coming? 31 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:11,090 No, too painful. 32 00:02:11,370 --> 00:02:13,370 Yeah. Going back without Dylan. Yeah. 33 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:16,170 JJ! 34 00:02:16,450 --> 00:02:17,450 What's wrong with you? 35 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:19,970 Sonny's ill, so I was just up all night. Listen. 36 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,800 Are you sure you just don't want to go on your own? 37 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:26,080 This is the first night out we've had in ages. You promised me a good night. 38 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:29,660 JJ, stop your whining and get a bratwurst down your mouth. Oh! 39 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:36,260 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck me right off out of it. No, have you told him, 40 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,340 Maria? No, wasn't me. 41 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,980 Why didn't you tell me that you was in town? 42 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:43,420 Because why would I? Why would you? 43 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,120 You wouldn't. 44 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,319 Do you know what? 45 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,940 I'll just be happy to accept me bag of gifts and I'll be on my fucking way. 46 00:02:50,330 --> 00:02:51,830 Okay? What are you on about? 47 00:02:52,730 --> 00:02:53,730 Good one, Erin. 48 00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:57,930 It's Ronnie Croft's 39th voyage around the sun, yeah? 49 00:02:58,150 --> 00:02:59,570 It's Ronnie Croft's birthday today. 50 00:02:59,870 --> 00:03:04,310 So me and you, why don't we go out, we'll have a nice little dance, we'll 51 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,189 the town blue. 52 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:06,109 Come on. 53 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:07,230 Fine. Fine. 54 00:03:07,430 --> 00:03:08,430 No, Erin! 55 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:11,650 It's his birthday. A key component of going back to your old school and 56 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:15,590 to everyone that you are in fact now a very, very big dog is not to bring a... 57 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,140 Like Ronnie Croft with you. 58 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,360 Wait, wait, wait. 59 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,980 What do you mean you're going back to school? Why are you going back to 60 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:22,340 School reunion. 61 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:26,700 Technically, I did go to that school, so he is allowed to go. 62 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:30,840 I'd just rather he didn't. Listen to me now, right? 63 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,380 You do not embarrass me tonight. 64 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,680 When have I ever embarrassed you? 65 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:45,650 There's always been this shit. 66 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:47,010 What is that smell? 67 00:03:47,130 --> 00:03:49,090 That, Ashley, is Tipex and semen. 68 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,330 The scent of youth. 69 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,030 Let's get matched. 70 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:54,010 Come on, take it. Come on! 71 00:03:57,030 --> 00:03:58,030 Hello. 72 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:02,430 Ashley Dennings, as I live and breathe. 73 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:06,090 Or should I say, Holly's answer to Marlon Brando. 74 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:07,630 Miss Vlade, 75 00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:10,910 my old driver, meet her. How are you, doll? 76 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:13,370 Come on, let's have a drink. 77 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:14,820 Come on. 78 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:23,260 And when your pig is all golden and tight over your meat, reach in and 79 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:25,420 slide her out of the oven. 80 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,260 Sickness! Vincent! 81 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:32,760 Oh, you fucking hell! 82 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,820 Christ, Armish Fagin. That was really fucking unkind. I mean, what the fuck am 83 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:38,799 going to do now there? 84 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,320 Well, you pick it up and you eat it. The world is on fire, Vincent. 85 00:04:43,390 --> 00:04:44,470 Humanity has gone to ship. 86 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:48,510 And we don't need you wasting goodbyes now, do we? No. 87 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:51,750 Now be a good boy and grab us a couple of forks. 88 00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:54,310 There's been a development with Kitten. 89 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:01,850 After the buyout, me and the wife have started to up six. 90 00:05:02,210 --> 00:05:04,510 Half our time here, half our time in New York. 91 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:06,790 Oh, yes, New York. I'm always over there. 92 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:08,270 Really? Which bit? 93 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:10,550 Just, uh, everywhere. 94 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:12,410 All that business. 95 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,280 Not so flogging gobstoppers. 96 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,560 I'm a long way past confectionery now, sweetheart. 97 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:24,420 Actually, I own the Rattencutter. In fact, yeah, yeah. I've recently acquired 98 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:25,500 gastro -establishment. 99 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:27,940 Right, who wants another bratwurst? 100 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:30,940 Big plan. 101 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:46,150 I think about your performance in Evita once a week. Those thighs really did 102 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:47,150 tell a thousand words. 103 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:48,490 Tell me you still perform. 104 00:05:48,910 --> 00:05:52,510 Well, I've been developing a U2 personality. U2? 105 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:54,430 Yeah. With thighs like those. 106 00:05:55,950 --> 00:05:59,070 That body was destined to be in a leotard on a stage. 107 00:06:06,090 --> 00:06:07,310 Is that Bruno Hodge? 108 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:09,750 Do you remember none of those except fire for those bins? 109 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:11,210 Oh, smile, Erin. 110 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:13,310 Don't need him to hang rats outside your house. 111 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:14,550 Hello, right. 112 00:06:15,490 --> 00:06:16,490 No, no. 113 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:21,330 So that's like actual fruit, yeah. 114 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:22,770 That's all right, isn't it? 115 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:24,230 What do you know? 116 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:35,090 Ah! Run it! Oh, fuck, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 117 00:06:42,979 --> 00:06:47,380 Here. I want Nick in anything I wanted to. I don't give a shit. 118 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,840 I don't give a fuck. 119 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:55,500 There's no out here anyway, just a packet of ciggies and a book on 120 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,500 intrusive thoughts. 121 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,440 You're Declan Duggan, aren't you? 122 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:02,740 What? 123 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,920 Declan Duggan. 124 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:07,320 Up along, we used to sit next to each other in Food Technology. 125 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 No, I'm Declan. 126 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,720 Yeah, that's me. 127 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:15,100 I heard you're really successful now. You're hedge fund manager or something. 128 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,880 I'm a hedge fund manager, yeah. There's just hedges all over the gaffer, 129 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,160 trimming my water, and I kind of just, like, attend to them, et cetera, and so 130 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,160 on, basically. 131 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:23,720 That's really impressive. 132 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:25,180 Thank you very much. 133 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:27,300 I love a man who can manage a good hedge. 134 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:34,880 Oh, my fucking 135 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,980 God. This is suddenly the best birthday of all time. 136 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:40,090 Meet me in the science lab. Ten minutes. 137 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:53,330 He's deigned to offer a peace meeting tomorrow 7pm, 8th floor of the 138 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:54,870 JSB car park in Manchester. 139 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:56,150 A car park? 140 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:58,690 What did you expect, sweetheart? 141 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:00,330 Patricia's patisserie. 142 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:02,970 She touches extra fruit milk. 143 00:08:03,270 --> 00:08:05,330 All I'm saying is a car park. 144 00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:10,490 It doesn't feel peafish. It feels a little bit... It feels a bit stabby. 145 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:12,090 Exactly. 146 00:08:12,890 --> 00:08:15,370 Which is why I need you to drive me there. Oh. 147 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:20,110 Besides, that is only the first half of my plan. 148 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:22,390 What's the second half? 149 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:32,090 Just in case Miss Kittens decides to do something stupid, you're my backup. 150 00:08:33,309 --> 00:08:35,770 Oh, fuck, no, no, dude. 151 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:37,650 Christ on a fucking bike. 152 00:08:37,929 --> 00:08:40,409 No, I am zen now, all right? 153 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:44,350 Crystals and stupid shit like a zen, zen... Look, green tea. 154 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:46,010 You owe me, Vincent. 155 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:47,570 You owe me. 156 00:08:48,290 --> 00:08:49,290 Do you remember? 157 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:52,550 I did not save your life just for you to be ungrateful. 158 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:57,670 I'll be back tomorrow afternoon. Just make sure that you're ready to go. 159 00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,250 Mm. 160 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,680 So what about Mrs Longworth? 161 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,820 Is she still here? She's dead too. 162 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:11,000 They're all dead now. Mr Albury, Mr Jackson, Mr Trailty. 163 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,260 Elite, you're not dead. 164 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:16,160 I'm waiting on some test results. 165 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,500 Oh, God. 166 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:22,480 Talking about death, I was sorry to hear about Dylan's passing. 167 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,460 Ah, thank you, kind. 168 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,040 I actually have something of his, if you want to see. 169 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:30,680 He maps out. 170 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,630 Every major star and comet and where they would be seen from Earth. 171 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:39,150 He spent nearly every afternoon of year 11 working on it. 172 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:42,850 That's where he spent most of his time that year then. Now I feel bad for 173 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,750 starting that rumour that he was shagging the librarian. 174 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:46,510 You started it? 175 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:49,250 Yeah. Angela had a disciplinary hearing. 176 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,270 She's still got it on her record. 177 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:52,670 Sorry, sorry. 178 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,650 Ah, that is special. 179 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:59,970 We submitted his chart to the National Astronomy Society competition. 180 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,700 And he won. 181 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,540 Got a star named after him. 182 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:05,620 A Dylan Golding star. Hidden talent. 183 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:10,120 You should have all of this, as the people closest to him. 184 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:13,160 Remind yourselves just how bright that boy was. 185 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,700 Thank you. Thanks, yeah. 186 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:22,360 Oh, yes, well, he really was a wonderful artist. 187 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,500 Detailed. Yeah, detailed. 188 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,040 Oh, yeah. 189 00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:28,119 That's it. 190 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,120 Who's your dad? 191 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,240 Who's your bastard? 192 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:35,120 Hit me. Yeah, what? Fucking hit me. Here you go. Slap me. Yeah, yeah. 193 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,760 Harder. Grab my ball. 194 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,100 Grab my ball. 195 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:40,740 Oh, fucking hell. Have you got three arms? 196 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:46,360 This Dunstan is so bad, it's making me feel nauseous. It's making me feel 197 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,360 nauseous like pool. 198 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:49,270 Give me the best night of my life. 199 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:53,910 Honestly, sugar, having that baby, I seriously distorted your concept of fun. 200 00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:56,690 JJ, let's do shots. No. Come on, shots. 201 00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:58,150 Like a fucking machine. 202 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:00,490 Oh, oh, damn feature. 203 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:01,509 11 o 'clock. 204 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:02,510 Pop off 11. 205 00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:04,810 Right. Yeah, I've got it, Erin. 206 00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,930 Ashley, you'll never believe what's happened. 207 00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:13,490 Mr Gibbons, my duet partner, has been involved in a pile -up on the M60. I 208 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:14,490 know what I'm going to do. 209 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,430 We practised all week. 210 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:21,460 Mrs. Waithe, Brett Noss, the show is going. 211 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,520 Really? 212 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,320 Show me my mark. 213 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,420 Thank you. 214 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:33,520 That woman is an apex predator. 215 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:39,840 Oh, my God. 216 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,700 Apparently he bummed a dog. Yeah, he bums poodles here. 217 00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:45,710 See, I kind of get it with the people. 218 00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:48,170 I do, yeah. I think it's just like the curly hair and that. 219 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:49,690 Oh, am I right? 220 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:51,050 It is you. 221 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,970 It's Runty Ronnie. I thought that was you earlier in the cover, you know. 222 00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:58,770 How's it going, Runcy? It's Declan, actually. 223 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:00,930 And he's way more successful than you, TJ. 224 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,990 You think this is Declan? No. 225 00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:05,810 No, this is Ronnie fucking Croft. 226 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:09,090 You've been telling Porky. He always does a little bullshit. 227 00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:12,050 Fuck off, TJ, yeah? Just fuck off. 228 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,560 I said fuck off, TJ. 229 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,000 Oh, you look like you want to hit me. 230 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:21,220 I want to hit you, yeah. 231 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:22,840 You want to fight me? Yeah. 232 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,820 Do you want to fight me? No. Fuck off. 233 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,540 Someone's had a bit too much to drink. 234 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Come on, man. 235 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,200 Fuck. Sorry, TJ. 236 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,560 Are you fucking kidding me? 237 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,480 Tough night. 238 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,460 Why do men have to be fucking dickheads? 239 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:52,080 TJ fucking Thompson. 240 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:56,340 He's been the bane of my life. Bullied me from fucking day one, man. 241 00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:59,800 But it's not like he didn't get enough out of me when we was at school. 242 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,140 He used to lock me in the fucking basement every day. 243 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,620 Well, I know how you feel, pal. 244 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,060 I was bullied here too. 245 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,680 I came here tonight to confront the dickhead who made my life hell. 246 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,300 Fuck, I didn't turn up. 247 00:13:16,699 --> 00:13:17,699 Waited years. 248 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,500 Just wanted to fight back. 249 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:23,720 That's it. 250 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,920 That's it. 251 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,040 Fight back. 252 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,540 Fucking fight back for once. 253 00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:33,760 I wanna... Do you know what? I'd fucking kill him if I could. 254 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,580 But you can't, can you? 255 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,720 You got a motive. Everyone knows you. 256 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,359 Oh, yeah. 257 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,820 Oh, yeah, well, everyone... Yeah, of course. Ronnie Crofter! 258 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,450 Blame Ronnie Croft! Maybe I should do it for you. 259 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,910 I was in the air above. No one knows me. 260 00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:56,030 Hey. 261 00:13:58,050 --> 00:13:59,290 I could get TJ. 262 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:01,610 And you could get mine. 263 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:08,750 Hey, wouldn't it be good to just fucking win? 264 00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:11,030 Do you know what? You're fucking right there. 265 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,410 You're fucking right there. That's it. It's about winning fucking once, innit? 266 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,760 Class of 2006. What a night we've had, eh? 267 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:30,220 And I've just had some good news from the hospital about Mr Gibbons. 268 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,980 No internal bleeding. 269 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:36,760 I'm stepping in for him tonight. I just want you to put your hands together for 270 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:40,500 the most amazing... Ashley Dennings! 271 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:43,940 Oh, fuck this. 272 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:46,820 Yeah, bravo. 273 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,280 Oh, baby. 274 00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:53,490 Move closer to me. 275 00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:57,250 Place your chest against mine. 276 00:14:58,550 --> 00:14:59,810 Feel my heartbeat. 277 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,770 Oh, baby, I love how that belt fits. 278 00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:07,710 The way it hangs so low. 279 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,910 So low on your hips, my darling. 280 00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:14,410 I want you so. 281 00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:18,870 Your body gives me such a thrill. 282 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:21,900 As it leans against mine. 283 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:28,440 I love how it feels as you lean against mine. 284 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:35,940 The smell of burning leather as we hold each other tight. 285 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:43,140 As our rivets rub together, flashing sparks into the night. 286 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,320 the fucking gang there, yeah? No. 287 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:29,740 What are you playing at? Is he becoming a regular fixture now? I never 288 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:30,559 agree to this. 289 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,780 Oh my God, have you heard? 290 00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:35,780 Apparently that TJ Thompson never made it home last night. 291 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:38,700 They think something's happened to him. They found a bloody trail. 292 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,520 Not like a trail of blood. 293 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,460 I could get TJ and you could get mine. 294 00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:50,390 Right, do you know TJ? 295 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:51,730 He's gone fucking missing. 296 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:52,970 Has he? 297 00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:54,110 Yep. 298 00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:56,490 What's it got to do with you? 299 00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:58,730 Okay. 300 00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:02,850 I was talking with this fella last night, and I was saying I wanted 301 00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:06,230 bad to happen to TJ, like... Right. 302 00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:11,790 He goes, I'll do that for you, but you've got to do something to some fella 303 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:16,450 me. Me? What are you talking about? What fella? I don't fucking know, but I'm 304 00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:18,130 now thinking he's fucking done something. 305 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:22,640 He's probably waiting for me to go and do something for him in return of the 306 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,119 expectation of fucking... No, no, no, no, no, no. Run it. 307 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,379 Think about it. 308 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,220 No one expects anything from you. 309 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Yeah. 310 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,340 Yeah. You'd have to be nuts, wouldn't you, to ask me to do something for you? 311 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,460 Yeah. No Sunday wedding. You do make me feel better, like, a lot of the time. 312 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,780 All right. Yeah. OK, go on. 313 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,560 Don't worry, lunch again. 314 00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:43,300 Stop saying weird shit like that. 315 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,360 Ah. 316 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:47,420 Good morning, all. 317 00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:52,030 I'm going to need all of you down at the station to discuss last night and 318 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,970 anything you know about TJ Thompson. 319 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,210 Aaron Croft? 320 00:17:58,230 --> 00:17:59,370 Yeah. Come with me. 321 00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,110 What's going on? 322 00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:02,210 Just ask. 323 00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:04,490 Fucking hell. 324 00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:07,590 Right, I have to sign in. Ronnie Croft. 325 00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:08,850 If that's his real name. 326 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:10,369 Oh, it is. 327 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:11,830 He's literally in here all the time. 328 00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:14,470 Theft, drunken disorderly, afraid. 329 00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:16,330 Yeah, I wasn't charged though, was I? 330 00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:17,590 Fuck. 331 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,010 Harper! Oh, fuck me. 332 00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:26,750 Last night, all that fucking drunken chat about how we want to get TJ fucked 333 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:30,830 Because I'm on, like, my final fucking warning here. Oh, are you? 334 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:32,289 Of course. 335 00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:35,350 OK, so we've got fuck all to do with that shite. 336 00:18:36,430 --> 00:18:39,670 A drunken mouth speaks of sober heart, Ronnie. We all know that. 337 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:45,770 He's still alive. 338 00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:47,970 Just think about it, David. 339 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:49,750 For now. 340 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:53,010 I didn't have anything to fucking do with it. This is you. You're a one -man 341 00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:55,230 show. What about the bit where you said you'd kill him? 342 00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:58,790 No. Could you just put in words in your fucking mouth, then? 343 00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,450 Do you know what? I'd fucking kill him if I could. 344 00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:11,930 Ronnie. 345 00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,430 You really think I didn't make a copy? 346 00:19:17,469 --> 00:19:18,469 See, here's the thing. 347 00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:22,470 You're going to do your end of the bargain, because that's what's fair, 348 00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:25,630 it? I got yours, and you're going to get mine. 349 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,530 I've waited a long time for my vengeance, Ronnie. 350 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:34,310 And if you don't do it then, well, that recording's going to go straight into 351 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,410 the inbox of Carl Slater. 352 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,770 You're a fucking psychopath. 353 00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,170 And you're a fucking loser. 354 00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,370 Do me a favour. 355 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:48,360 The only person to ever do anything for you. Why do you think that is? 356 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:52,600 It's because no one cares about your flower. 357 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:54,840 So! 358 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,360 You're welcome. 359 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,240 Hey. You keep shtum. 360 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,520 And I'll see you outside, Cocker. 361 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:07,340 So. 362 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:10,820 Good night, last night. 363 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,540 I'm sure I saw a bit of a row between you and TJ. 364 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,000 No, no. 365 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,940 Little tiff by the punch bowl? 366 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:22,340 No. 367 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,740 Interesting, because... Do you know what I'm thinking? 368 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 About bumming a dog? 369 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:34,800 I think last night you... I think after the reunion, you 370 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,760 decided to get your own back after TJ humiliated you. 371 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,020 No. I know you've got something to do with this. 372 00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:43,380 I'm on to you, Ronnie. 373 00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:51,690 Well? 374 00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:54,830 Do you mean... I didn't fucking say anything, okay? 375 00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:57,110 Goodbye. 376 00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:58,670 Smart move. 377 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:00,910 I just want this over with. 378 00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:04,470 Right, okay then. So who do you want me to get? 379 00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:09,890 Vincent O 'Neil. 380 00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:26,330 Shit. Right, you sure you mean fucking Vinny? He's not a bad lad, you know. 381 00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,910 a fucking dick, but he's soft. 382 00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:32,330 He's soft. He's like fucking heavily tattooed margarine. You don't know what 383 00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:33,330 did to me! 384 00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:36,850 It was 2006. 385 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:39,270 Year 11. 386 00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:42,810 Yeah, yeah. 387 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:47,130 Vincent Dillon, quiet please, or I will send you out. 388 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:53,860 It was a particularly hot day and Mrs. Clodagh was looking sublime, as always. 389 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,860 There was a rush to tend to himself when he heard a voice. 390 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,600 The voice of an angel. 391 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,400 Bruno, are you okay? 392 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:05,140 You should be in my room right now. 393 00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:08,020 Is that you, Mrs. Clodagh? Yes, it's me. 394 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,900 Oh, Bruno, you naughty boy. 395 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:14,460 You really shouldn't be doing that without my help. 396 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,140 experience I've ever had. 397 00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:21,600 And it was all a lie. 398 00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:24,480 You naughty, naughty boy, Bruno, lad. 399 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:31,420 And I've been haunted by that voice ever since, Ronnie. I've lost all 400 00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:35,340 confidence. The few times I did get with a girl, I couldn't focus. I can't even 401 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:41,620 get that hard anymore, Ronnie. And it's all because of Vincent O 'Neill and the 402 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:46,180 way his tongue dung on those valves. 403 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:48,540 Now, here's what I want you to do. 404 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:53,340 I want you to film him wanking. 405 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,520 What? Why? 406 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,039 That's right. 407 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,460 I want Vincent O 'Neill with his todger out. 408 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,280 And let's see how he likes his personal preferences broadcast, eh? 409 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:06,580 Eh? 410 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:07,980 Yeah. 411 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,160 There you are. 412 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,060 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is this stinky vibe you're bringing 413 00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:20,390 here? I know this sounds ridiculous, but I think our Ronnie is about to do 414 00:23:20,390 --> 00:23:21,450 something really fucking stupid. 415 00:23:21,970 --> 00:23:25,590 Last night he got talking to someone and made this drunken deal about getting 416 00:23:25,590 --> 00:23:27,910 revenge on T .J. Thompson. 417 00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:29,370 And now T .J.'s meeting. 418 00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:31,790 Exactly. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 419 00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:34,890 Since when have we started bandying around words like revenge? I mean, it's 420 00:23:34,890 --> 00:23:38,210 bit Agatha Christie, isn't it? Yeah, it was just a drunken chat, was it not? I 421 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:41,950 mean, he didn't actually do it. But the deal was made with Bruno Hodge. 422 00:23:42,430 --> 00:23:44,390 Ooh. I've just seen Ronnie getting into his car. 423 00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:45,919 Oh, God. 424 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,520 I think he's taking TJ as leverage until Ronnie does whatever fucked up thing 425 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,520 Bruno wants him to do. 426 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:55,040 Right, yes, no, I hear you, and I very, very much am trying my best to care, but 427 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,520 obviously it is Ronnie, isn't it? Yes, yes. Oh! 428 00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:00,440 It is Ronnie, but he's still my fucking brother. 429 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:04,380 I mean, I don't want Carl Slater pinning it on him because he's an easy target. 430 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,640 Yeah, OK, what do you want us to do? 431 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,720 Right, I think we should go to Bruno's house, so we can start there and work 432 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,720 where Bruno's put him. 433 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,640 He's not bloody in. 434 00:24:17,610 --> 00:24:20,690 Hello, this is Dawson's Blooms and Fittings. Your landlord's called us 435 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,010 You can't access your water meter. Think about the water meter. 436 00:24:23,470 --> 00:24:25,190 Ah, there we are. Well done. 437 00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:28,330 Avanti! Watch out, lads. 438 00:24:28,990 --> 00:24:30,310 Just try the handle. 439 00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:32,190 Look at that. 440 00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:34,050 There we go. 441 00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:36,450 Come on. 442 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:03,960 What the fuck? 443 00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:19,300 Get the fuck out! Get the fuck out! 444 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,780 Unbelievable! Do you know what I'd like? To be able to come home and not be 445 00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:25,480 accosted in my own fucking house! 446 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:29,520 You accosting me? Fucking Kevin Accostner? How have I Kevin Accostner'd 447 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,940 you're in my fucking cupboard? 448 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,560 I wandered in. 449 00:25:32,660 --> 00:25:33,660 I comes in. 450 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,680 I think, how's me mate Vinnie doing? 451 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:39,520 No, you didn't. You're just so full of fucking shit, Ronnie. Why would I be 452 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,060 mates with a cunt like you? You're hard work. Fuck off. 453 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,200 I kind of wish people had stopped saying that, mate, because it's fucking 454 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,760 getting to me a little bit. I get it. No one fucking likes me. 455 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,040 I thought you were meant to be all about the mental health stuff now. All right, 456 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,280 all right, fair enough. Yeah, I'm sorry. 457 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:55,400 There we go. 458 00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:57,160 Tell me what's going on. 459 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,880 Can I just have a little film if you're having a masturbate, please? 460 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:03,600 The fuck is wrong with you, dude? No, you can't film me having a fucking 461 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,920 Get out, Ron. Can we just give you a little help for now? 462 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,540 Weird. No, Ronnie. You're a fucking nerd. Just do it. 463 00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:11,340 Oh, 464 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,020 hello. Am I interrupting something? 465 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,860 Nothing major, to be honest. You ready to go, Vincent? 466 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,660 100 % can't wait to get out of here. 467 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:23,520 That's not weird. We're all a bit very strict. Disturbing. Get the fuck out, 468 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,260 Vin. He told you to get out. 469 00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:27,689 So fuck off. 470 00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:29,770 Is he fucking dead? Fuck off. Is that a real gun? 471 00:26:30,070 --> 00:26:31,130 Yes. Fuck me. 472 00:26:33,130 --> 00:26:34,730 Get your coat. It's cold out. 473 00:26:34,950 --> 00:26:37,110 You look well without that beard. 474 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:38,770 Hurry up, Vincent. 475 00:26:39,070 --> 00:26:40,170 I cannot be late. 476 00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:42,330 Kittens will see this as a flight. 477 00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:43,550 You capisce? 478 00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:46,050 Oh, shit. 479 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:50,250 What's happening? 480 00:26:50,570 --> 00:26:51,570 Why have you stopped? 481 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:55,840 Why have you stopped? I'm gonna be late. I don't fucking know, dude. He's making 482 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,840 a noise. 483 00:26:58,260 --> 00:26:59,260 Nah! 484 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:03,020 You had one job, one fucking job. That was the deal. 485 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:05,280 Yeah, and he fucking... He said no. 486 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:08,440 He said no, Bruno. So what do you want me to do? 487 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,600 Force a man to have a fucking wank? 488 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:15,140 So just fucking take me to TJ now, or I'm gonna go full -on fucking Ronnie 489 00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:16,140 Croft. 490 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:19,440 All right. 491 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,140 Potato now. 492 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,860 I'll get in the car then. 493 00:27:24,820 --> 00:27:25,820 Respect. 494 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,120 There's no fucking reception. 495 00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:31,660 Piss. 496 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,660 What are we going to do, sweetheart? 497 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,200 It's that fat rain. 498 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,760 Can this day get any worse? 499 00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:46,180 Hiya. 500 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:47,460 You all right? 501 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,280 Do we look all right? 502 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,400 Well, any ideas? 503 00:27:52,469 --> 00:27:55,410 Yeah, the alternator can't return the power to the battery. 504 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,210 It's fucked. 505 00:27:59,090 --> 00:28:00,090 Fucking hell. 506 00:28:00,290 --> 00:28:01,570 Going to town if it helps. 507 00:28:03,090 --> 00:28:10,010 Well... Listen, if you want to 508 00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:12,190 make that peace meeting, we have to go with Ed. 509 00:28:14,850 --> 00:28:17,250 Just don't breathe a word about what we're up to. 510 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:20,150 And if you need to mention kittens, then... 511 00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:21,700 Say the word doggies. 512 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,160 Puppies. Puppies. 513 00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:24,620 Puppies will do that. Are you in or out? 514 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,240 In. 515 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:28,540 Oh, it's terrifying. 516 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,720 The inner workings of a bona fide fruitcake. 517 00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:32,700 Wait, there's no one here, lad. I've checked everywhere. 518 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:37,660 There's nothing here, just a load of creepy old rick -a -brack. But I feel 519 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,920 I feel like there's someone watching me. 520 00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:40,159 Settle, paddle. 521 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:44,720 All right, Ashley. Look, in the immortal words of Tiffany, I think we're alone 522 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,780 now. See? There's no one here. Don't worry about it. We are absolutely alone. 523 00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:51,040 Everything is completely fine. 524 00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:57,920 So what are you two up to, then? 525 00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:59,980 Oh, we got a big job. 526 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,660 But I can't tell you what it is yet. 527 00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:04,820 Yeah, cos we don't know what it is yet. 528 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,240 For my uncle, though. 529 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,480 And he won't disappoint. 530 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,020 What about you two? 531 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:10,760 We're off to see a puppy. 532 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,460 Puppy? Oh, what kind of puppy? 533 00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:15,300 One that does it, it's told. 534 00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:16,980 Oh, shit! 535 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:18,900 Fuck! 536 00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:21,980 Get the fuck out, Ron! 537 00:29:22,540 --> 00:29:24,160 Wait, don't show her, she's old! 538 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,600 Well, just hang on. 539 00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:30,300 And we're not going to fucking stop, are we? No. 540 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:31,540 Come on. 541 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,800 Dude, it's an old lady in the middle of the road, he's pissing it down. Vincent, 542 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000 I cannot be late. 543 00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:37,100 It's fucking biblical! 544 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,940 Oh, fine, fuckity fine, pick her up. Pick the bloody damsel up, the more the 545 00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:42,909 bloody merrier. 546 00:29:42,910 --> 00:29:43,910 Don't throw me the fuck up. 547 00:29:44,310 --> 00:29:45,510 Oh, for fuck's sake. 548 00:29:45,990 --> 00:29:46,990 This better be quick. 549 00:29:47,210 --> 00:29:48,770 Thank you so much for stopping. 550 00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:52,110 Hey, you're all right, love. Don't worry about it. Hey, listen, where are you 551 00:29:52,110 --> 00:29:53,910 headed? Are you going back to Hawley? Oh, no. 552 00:29:54,690 --> 00:29:58,250 I'm going home to surprise my boyfriend in Manchester, but I'm in the boat. 553 00:29:58,610 --> 00:29:59,569 Oh, yeah. 554 00:29:59,570 --> 00:30:01,690 You minx. Listen, we're going that way. We'll drop you. 555 00:30:01,890 --> 00:30:04,710 Really? What about the puppies, Vincent? 556 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:08,650 It's on the way. Yeah, well, it better be. My uncle hates people being late. 557 00:30:22,450 --> 00:30:23,450 What's up, Cocker? 558 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:25,930 It's just the school basement. 559 00:30:27,610 --> 00:30:30,890 I just did what you wanted me to do, Ronnie. 560 00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:33,410 I just did what TJ used to do to you. 561 00:30:34,830 --> 00:30:36,370 Well, we could keep him down there. 562 00:30:38,090 --> 00:30:39,350 No. No, no, no. 563 00:30:39,690 --> 00:30:43,070 We've got to, um... We've got to go and get him. 564 00:30:45,570 --> 00:30:47,110 You're the boss, Ronnie Croft. 565 00:30:58,350 --> 00:31:00,190 What on earth is she doing in there? 566 00:31:00,570 --> 00:31:04,770 I mean, did she expire mid -excretion? She's old, isn't she? 567 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,530 It just takes a bit longer, doesn't it? 568 00:31:06,790 --> 00:31:08,970 Well, she's been at it 20 fucking minutes. 569 00:31:09,850 --> 00:31:14,770 And en route, my arsehole. This is making me very late for my meeting. 570 00:31:15,110 --> 00:31:16,770 Oh, right. Chill out. We're late too. 571 00:31:17,490 --> 00:31:19,250 Anyway, I thought you were going to see a puppy. 572 00:31:19,650 --> 00:31:20,830 Yes, I am. 573 00:31:21,330 --> 00:31:23,470 A very important puppy. 574 00:31:25,810 --> 00:31:27,250 Right, come on. We're ditching her. 575 00:31:27,530 --> 00:31:28,530 In the van, chop -chop. 576 00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:31,210 No, we're not ditching her in the middle of nowhere. 577 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,050 We'll fetch her then. 578 00:31:33,490 --> 00:31:34,850 Right. Can help. 579 00:31:35,670 --> 00:31:38,510 Oh, there she is. Oh, hello, my dear. 580 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:43,390 I do hope we're not rushing you. Thank you so much for this. You've all gone 581 00:31:43,390 --> 00:31:45,130 of your way. Oh, no, no, not at all. 582 00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:49,930 You know, you've got beautiful eyes. 583 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,570 I can tell there's a kind man in there. 584 00:31:54,690 --> 00:31:55,970 Nobody's said that to me before. 585 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,840 But you're lonely, aren't you? 586 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,680 My brother died. 587 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,420 I've known grief too, but you have to let it go. 588 00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:14,760 Right, well, enough of this little interlude. 589 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,280 Better get you delivered to your sweetheart. 590 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,560 There we are. 591 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:35,100 Let's see how he likes it. 592 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,980 What the fuck is wrong with you? 593 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,580 What the fuck in the hell? 594 00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:49,880 You two need to spend some quality time together anyway. 595 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:13,540 She does look a bit like him. I don't fucking know, mate. All nuns look the 596 00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:14,259 to me. 597 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:15,260 No offence, love. 598 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,940 There you go, Margaret. 599 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,860 Oh, lovely. 600 00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:22,160 Right, we'd best get going. 601 00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:23,460 Yeah? Shall we? 602 00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:25,860 I don't want this, Fraser. 603 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:29,380 Oh, well, I'm sorry, that's the only favour you've got, Margaret. Well, 604 00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:30,720 your hands and clapping too. 605 00:33:31,929 --> 00:33:33,350 Bruno? Is that you? 606 00:33:33,730 --> 00:33:34,730 Where is he? Me? 607 00:33:35,150 --> 00:33:36,770 Oh, I can see you all. 608 00:33:37,050 --> 00:33:39,290 You think you can just break into my flat, do you? 609 00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:40,690 Well, I tell you what. 610 00:33:40,970 --> 00:33:44,650 Bruno! I don't want this pea soup. 611 00:33:45,050 --> 00:33:46,050 Full of fiber now. 612 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:47,570 It's good for your bowels. Yeah. 613 00:33:47,770 --> 00:33:50,970 You need to pack it in and you need to leave my brother out of it. 614 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,450 I was offering your brother a chance for vengeance. 615 00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:04,310 What are you on about? 616 00:34:04,890 --> 00:34:06,910 What? Oh, Rani was getting bullied. 617 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:10,870 Come on. Come on. I was having a fucking plot twist. I mean, it's wrong with 618 00:34:10,870 --> 00:34:13,550 Rani. Rani. Now, listen up and listen close. 619 00:34:15,150 --> 00:34:17,989 You're going to bring Vincent O 'Neill to the school. 620 00:34:18,409 --> 00:34:24,850 And if I get away for the police, I'll burn the whole thing down with Rani 621 00:34:24,850 --> 00:34:25,850 inside. 622 00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:28,569 That's ideal. 623 00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:30,190 No. That's not ideal, is it? 624 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,120 Someone help me! 625 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,360 Someone, please! 626 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,260 I'm not going to fucking hurt you. 627 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,280 How the fuck do you know, Runty? 628 00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,420 What? 629 00:34:43,659 --> 00:34:44,900 Help! What was that? 630 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,440 How would I know? 631 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,400 Because you used to fucking lock me in there every day. 632 00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:57,540 And then you went and cried about it. It's a go -go gadget. Fucking psychopath 633 00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:59,580 out there. And now we're both going to fucking die. 634 00:35:01,150 --> 00:35:02,150 Fuck! Bastard! 635 00:35:02,930 --> 00:35:03,930 Fuck off! 636 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:07,770 We are really late, Vincent. 637 00:35:08,110 --> 00:35:09,110 Are the texts back? 638 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:10,250 Yeah. Oh. 639 00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:13,170 You're saying we're doing it next week? 640 00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:15,290 It's probably for the best, isn't it? 641 00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:17,570 Maybe it is, Vincent. 642 00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:19,410 Maybe it is. 643 00:35:20,090 --> 00:35:22,470 At least maybe we'll get lucky tonight. 644 00:35:24,170 --> 00:35:25,790 Oh, shit, look at all them. 645 00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:28,870 Give me a minute. 646 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,800 Oh, it's your uncle, Jay. 647 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,220 What? Says job's been moved to next week. 648 00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:38,640 Same time, same car park. 649 00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:41,420 I don't know, Faye. 650 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,360 It all just feels a bit dodgy. No, don't worry. 651 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:47,080 Listen, my uncle's the big fucking cheese. 652 00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:50,700 Right? No, honestly, this will be good for us. All right. 653 00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:52,560 It will. Good for us, OK? 654 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,300 Dinner? We're at Sugar's where he is. What the bloody hell's going on? He's 655 00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:58,300 running. 656 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,420 Of course he'd fuck it. Do you know he's been round my gaff this morning trying 657 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:03,400 to get me to wank off in front of him? What? 658 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:07,560 Vincent, Tomo here. What kind of wank? What kind of fucking question is that? 659 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:08,920 There's only one wank, dude. 660 00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:13,220 I mean, come on, love. I mean, this posh, on your side, exotic, thrust, 661 00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:16,540 thrust, cat -cow, that would be good in the 80s, that one, obviously. Uh, fruity 662 00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:18,320 -tooty, malevolent. Okay, all right. 663 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,940 And, uh, listen, he's been set up by Bruno Hodge. 664 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:24,580 Bruno took TJ and now he's keeping them both hostage at the school. He's 665 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:25,580 obsessed. 666 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,860 Oh, that's fantastic news. 667 00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:32,900 Shall I see you there, then? And your classic spit and polish. I can't! It's a 668 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:35,920 beginner's one, isn't it? I know it well. 669 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,640 You fucker! 670 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:44,320 I tell a couple of jokes and pull a couple of pranks and you want me fucking 671 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,960 dead? I didn't say dead. 672 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,840 I heard the recording. 673 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,040 TJ, I was fucking angry. 674 00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:56,150 Because you pulled the same shit yesterday that you did on the first day 675 00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:58,250 school and then every fucking day after that. 676 00:36:59,190 --> 00:37:01,130 We're not kids anymore. 677 00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:04,270 Are we? 678 00:37:07,450 --> 00:37:08,870 I'm a fucking person. 679 00:37:10,570 --> 00:37:12,210 I'm a fucking real person. 680 00:37:15,330 --> 00:37:20,050 I'm not just some fucking runty little fucking smelly fucking... 681 00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:24,280 shit that everyone could just fucking kick about and smack around the end and 682 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,760 fucking have a go at all the time. It's all the fucking time. 683 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,220 And I know why they do it. 684 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,880 I do. And that's the most annoying part. 685 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,700 It's because I am a liar. I am a bullshitter. 686 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:45,220 But if you've been told that since day one, then you're fucking nothing. 687 00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:47,140 Then you're a piece of shit. 688 00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:53,820 by everyone all the fucking time, then you're going to start believing that, 689 00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:54,860 aren't you? 690 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,100 And if you start believing that, then that's when you're going to pay in it. 691 00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:16,080 I just want to point out 692 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:20,130 The reason I locked you in that cupboard on day one is because you nicked my 693 00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:21,130 fucking wallet. 694 00:38:21,770 --> 00:38:22,669 Did I? 695 00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:23,670 Yeah, you did. 696 00:38:24,210 --> 00:38:25,570 I just forgot about that bit. 697 00:38:27,350 --> 00:38:28,350 And the nickname? 698 00:38:31,870 --> 00:38:33,550 Probably the smartest thing I've ever come up with. 699 00:38:35,790 --> 00:38:36,790 It just stuck. 700 00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:39,350 I'm sorry. 701 00:38:46,779 --> 00:38:47,779 I'm sorry. 702 00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:50,420 Yeah. 703 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,840 I'm sorry. Fine. 704 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:55,720 All right. 705 00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:58,720 Right. 706 00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,840 Fuck this. 707 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,060 All right, shall we get out of here? 708 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:08,280 It's a bit... Do you suffer with your back? Oh, yeah, when it gets cold. It's 709 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,280 just me hips, mate. 710 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,060 Go on, you go and swipe the door down. 711 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,019 I'm fucked. 712 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,100 You do it. You do it. 713 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:17,220 Oh, guys! 714 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,459 I'm sorry! 715 00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:19,399 Where have you been? 716 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,520 I got stuck with an old lady about 60 miles away. It's a fucking long story. 717 00:39:22,740 --> 00:39:23,740 Right, well, come on, come on. 718 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:26,540 I need my petrol. 719 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:30,740 Where is it? I don't know. 720 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,520 Oh, Christ. 721 00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:33,740 I'm right here. 722 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,220 If anyone moves, I'll drop the lighter and this place will go up in flames. 723 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:53,500 Now. Hello, Vincent. 724 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:55,700 Bruno, Bruno, listen. 725 00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:59,220 I can tell that you're really fucking upset, dude. I can tell. 726 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:00,940 Upset? Yes. 727 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,820 I know I'm not upset. 728 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:05,100 I'm enjoying this. 729 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:11,120 Right. I've waited years for this moment to see the fear in your eyes. 730 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,820 Right, it's working. I'm wondering whether there might have been a bit of a 731 00:40:16,820 --> 00:40:18,120 misunderstanding gone down. 732 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,640 I don't know what you asked her. 733 00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:22,700 It's you I want. 734 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:24,300 Right. 735 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,780 Now take all your clothes off. 736 00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:30,300 The fuck is wrong with everyone? 737 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,480 Take your fucking clothes off or I'll do something you regret. 738 00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:37,120 I see this place go up in flames, I swear down. I believe you, Bruno. 739 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,560 I believe you. Why the fuck do you want me to get me kit off for you? Because 740 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,000 you must pay. 741 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,740 For fucking what, Bruno? 742 00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:51,020 Oh. You don't even remember, do you? 743 00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:55,060 I don't remember shit. I don't remember anything. I'm fucking stoned all the 744 00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:57,920 time. Well, let me refresh your fucking memory, then. 745 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,160 2006. 746 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:01,920 In the toilet. 747 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,160 You pretended to be Mrs. Clodagh. 748 00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:07,540 Humiliated me. 749 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,360 I remember it. 750 00:41:09,780 --> 00:41:10,800 I remember it. 751 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,580 It weren't me, though, dude. 752 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:15,880 Still. 753 00:41:17,279 --> 00:41:21,080 I swear to God, I can't do voices. You can't. He was good with voices. 754 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:26,620 It wasn't... It wasn't you. 755 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000 No! 756 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,340 But where the fuck is he? 757 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,620 Where the fuck is Dylan? 758 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,740 He wasn't here last night. 759 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,960 He died. 760 00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:46,260 Well... Well, someone paid. 761 00:41:47,490 --> 00:41:50,210 Someone has to pay for what I've gone through all my life. 762 00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:53,950 Do you know how many flattered nights I've had because of you and your stupid 763 00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:55,130 fucking mate? 764 00:41:55,390 --> 00:41:58,250 Oi. Lots of information, isn't it? Well, it's too bad. 765 00:41:58,890 --> 00:42:02,470 Because I'm not leaving here until we're even. I want to be seen. 766 00:42:04,630 --> 00:42:05,630 Bruno! 767 00:42:07,510 --> 00:42:09,710 Ah, right on cue. 768 00:42:10,090 --> 00:42:11,990 If it isn't Runty Ronnie. 769 00:42:12,410 --> 00:42:13,410 Oi! 770 00:42:13,510 --> 00:42:14,810 Only I get to call him that. 771 00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:16,250 You fucking... 772 00:42:16,670 --> 00:42:20,750 You stop now. Right, Ronit, Ronit, don't. There's petrol all over the 773 00:42:22,390 --> 00:42:23,650 Someone must pay! 774 00:42:24,030 --> 00:42:25,030 Enough! 775 00:42:25,610 --> 00:42:28,170 Do you buy this, you mad... Fuck! Oh! 776 00:42:29,110 --> 00:42:30,650 Oh, fuck! 777 00:42:31,170 --> 00:42:32,170 Hold up! 778 00:42:33,690 --> 00:42:34,690 Yeah, you. 779 00:42:36,270 --> 00:42:38,050 The cookie and the tomatoes guy. 780 00:42:38,510 --> 00:42:39,510 Hold up! 781 00:42:40,130 --> 00:42:41,890 Ah -ha! Come on, Ronit! 782 00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:43,069 No, see that? 783 00:42:43,070 --> 00:42:44,070 Well in, dude. 784 00:42:44,410 --> 00:42:45,410 Fuck you. 785 00:42:47,319 --> 00:42:50,500 Two. Get in. Check you haven't killed him. You all right? I'll check he's 786 00:42:54,020 --> 00:42:58,020 Oh, here we go. Right, now, it's only a mock -up. Right, it's only a mock -up. 787 00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:00,420 I've got Liz to do a draft of the poster. What do we think? 788 00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:03,540 Come on, you're a crowd pleaser. Make me this way if we're right. 789 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:04,960 What the fuck? 790 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,960 Lovely. All right? 791 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:11,240 You all right, Erin? 792 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,399 You all right? 793 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,400 Hmm. 794 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,060 I'm just... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 795 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:21,300 for just causing this much of a shit stink again. It's not your fault. 796 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,200 For once. 797 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,800 Why didn't you tell me? 798 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,400 About what? 799 00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:32,560 Why didn't you tell me that you were being bullied? 800 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,720 Come on, Erin. Ronny, I would have done something about it. Erin, I wasn't going 801 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:38,500 to do that. I couldn't do that. I'll talk of all the other shit I was putting 802 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:39,700 you through. You told my brother. 803 00:43:40,990 --> 00:43:44,590 All right, granted, yeah, you were a massive pain in the arse. I used to be a 804 00:43:44,590 --> 00:43:46,970 dick. No, you still are. Come on, calm down. But you still are. 805 00:43:47,430 --> 00:43:48,430 But you're still my brother. 806 00:43:48,830 --> 00:43:50,310 Yeah. And I still love you. 807 00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:56,410 It's just I don't want to be a fucking nutter anymore, Erin. 808 00:43:57,930 --> 00:44:01,050 I want to be the brother you can be proud of, you know? 809 00:44:01,630 --> 00:44:04,030 I really do, and I fucking will be. 810 00:44:05,350 --> 00:44:06,350 All right? 811 00:44:07,370 --> 00:44:08,370 Ow, 812 00:44:08,990 --> 00:44:10,090 ow. What? What's in your hand? 813 00:44:10,510 --> 00:44:14,110 Ron, what is in your hand? It's a fucking cash tin. Right, I just... I was 814 00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:17,050 the headmaster's office. I wasn't going to leave it. Minding it. Yeah. You're 815 00:44:17,050 --> 00:44:19,310 minding it. So now I'll keep hold of it. All right. Fucking love you, Ellen. 816 00:44:19,630 --> 00:44:20,630 Fucking love you. 817 00:44:23,570 --> 00:44:24,770 Oh, Christ. 818 00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:27,030 What are you doing? 819 00:44:28,330 --> 00:44:29,490 Dylan's got a piece of that guy. 820 00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:31,210 Do you know that? 821 00:44:31,350 --> 00:44:32,350 Has he? Mm. 822 00:44:33,050 --> 00:44:34,049 How come? 823 00:44:34,050 --> 00:44:35,050 He won a competition. 824 00:44:36,010 --> 00:44:39,610 What a star named after him. Well, you kept that fucking quiet, didn't you? You 825 00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:40,930 shouldn't tie your fucking star. 826 00:44:41,290 --> 00:44:45,310 Yeah. Christ. Can you see all this, you arse of a man? 827 00:44:46,430 --> 00:44:47,490 Floppy -haired twat. 828 00:44:48,450 --> 00:44:50,770 Christ, it better be that bloody bright one there. 829 00:44:50,990 --> 00:44:51,990 That's a plane, then. 830 00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:53,090 No. 831 00:44:53,950 --> 00:44:54,950 I miss him. 832 00:44:56,130 --> 00:44:57,130 Me too. 833 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:10,860 Me and my husband, Vernon, we met at this night that Curtis started. 834 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,640 I want us to have one last rave together. 835 00:45:15,220 --> 00:45:19,560 There are noises about an illegal rave. I can't do it without my old mate, Matty 836 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,000 Ravenscroft. Nobody move! 837 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:22,560 I know a venue. 838 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,180 There'll be no rave happening here.