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Oh, Jason, thank you so much. You are a
lifesaver. No problem. Thank you. I'll

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see you next week. Okay, great.

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Mommy? Uh -huh? Why does Jason come
over?

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Is he your boyfriend?

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No, honey, Jason's the delivery guy.
Daddy's my boyfriend.

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I know. That makes Mommy laugh, too.

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Okay, girls, go wash up for dinner.

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Okay.

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Cheryl?

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This neighborhood is going to hell.

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That's so funny.

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That's what the neighbors said when we
moved in.

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No, no. I just caught some kid snooping
around in the yard. So I had to dispense

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some street justice on him with my new
power hose.

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Oh, honey.

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That's Jason. He delivers the groceries.

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Whoa. Hold the phone.

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Since when do we get our groceries
delivered?

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Jim, it's only $7.

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Whoa. Seven dollars?

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Hold the phone!

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Okay, did you just hear hold the phone
for the first time today?

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Because, you know, it's not new.

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Cheryl, how long have you and Jason been
running this delivery scam on me?

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Well, Jim, I guess you've been on Mark
for about a year now.

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A year? That's 52 weeks times seven
dollars. That's... I'm a little upset to

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the numbers now, but that's a lot of
money.

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Cheryl, what are you doing?

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Jim, I don't do it every... Every week.
But, you know, I can't be three places

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at once. And sometimes I got to make
dinner and Kyle won't go down for a nap.

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mean, it gets crazy around here.

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Yeah, looks like you got a lot of balls
in here, Cheryl.

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Okay, okay. What other deliveries am I
paying for?

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I don't know. Dry cleaning, stuff from
the pharmacy.

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What?

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What, what did you find? Pirate treasure
in the basement?

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Jim, that X is where the gas line is.

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Cheryl.

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I don't understand. You know what? If
you need something, why don't you just

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call me at work and I'll pick it up on
the way home.

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For free, Cheryl.

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Get that? Free!

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Jim, there's a reason I don't ask you to
run errands. Why?

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You never get the right thing.

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I am shocked.

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I'm offended.

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I'm shocked.

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Give me one example.

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Well, remember when I asked you to bring
back marinade and you brought back

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lemonade?

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Nade, Cheryl.

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Nade.

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Jim, I'd just rather spend some money
and get things done right the first

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You know what? That's your answer to
everything. Just throw money at it.

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life isn't a strip club, Cheryl.

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Jim, it's $7.

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No, no, no. New rule around here, okay?

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Next time you need something from the
store, I'll do it.

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Fine. You want to do it? Do it. Oh, I'll
do it. Hold the phone.

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Now you're not even using it right.

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This is gorgeous.

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I want to go out with you.

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So what's the occasion?

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The Flynn's 25th wedding anniversary is
next week. I'm so excited. Jim's renting

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a tux.

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I know the Flynn's. Why didn't they
invite me?

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Oh, I asked them not to.

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Yeah, I need somebody to watch the kids.

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I lied. That dress makes you look
hippie.

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Hey.

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Wow, you look smoking hot.

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Really? Because Dana hates my dress.

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Well, then why don't you just take it
off?

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All right, I got everything on your
list. I got the toothpaste.

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I got the deodorant. I even got the blue
mouthwash that we always use.

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Jim, we use the green mouthwash. Like
this?

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Gotcha.

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You know what? They didn't have it in
the show.

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So I grabbed the clerk and I said, do
you have any green mouthwash in the

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And he said, I don't know. And I said,
listen up, Vic.

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I can't bring I don't know home to my
wife.

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You know, you should get together with
the guys who stormed Omaha Beach and

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share that story with them.

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Thank you, honey.

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I'm not looking for a thank you.

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Oh, oh, I was wrong.

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Kiss on the cheek wrong or ice cream for
breakfast wrong?

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Wrong enough to forgive you for
forgetting to pick up the girls at

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practice.

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Cheryl, the girls are upstairs.

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I know.

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I just hate it when he gets cocky.

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Hey, Cheryl.

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Yes, I can pick up some toilet paper.

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Two -ply.

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What are we, royalty?

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That was a little funny.

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Bye.

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Hey, check it out.

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If you cough on the cheese samples, they
give you the whole platter.

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All right, what's next on our list here?

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Tomato paste.

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Ooh, it just so happens I have a coupon,
a double coupon day. Cha -ching.

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I got to hand it to you, Jim. You got
this shopping thing down.

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You're Cheryl's big helper.

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I got it, Marcy. Skim milk, not 2%.
Okay, I'll...

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Stop by the shoe store after the car
wash.

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Yes, the tan ones.

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What tone? I don't have a tone.

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Cheryl? Yes?

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You're not going to answer that phone,
are you?

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It's not a phone.

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It's a whip.

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That's right.

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I can't believe it, Andy. I was so full
of pride that I could save $7 that I

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didn't see that I'm turning into a
competent husband.

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Which I swore I would never do.

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Do you want me to shoot you, Jim?
Because I'd do that for you. Yes, you

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and I should be shot exactly.

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Damn it, how can I forget the golden
rule?

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If a woman sees that you're good at
something, it becomes your job forever.

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that mistake before.

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That's why the first night I'm with a
woman, I'm lousy.

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Have you gone on many second dates
lately?

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Why don't we focus on your problems
right now?

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All right, Andy, this is too much.

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Listen, you know what? We got to put
this thing right.

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Time to get out of here, get my ass back
in my chair where it belongs.

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Divorce lawyer seeks good -looking
female.

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Long talks and foot worship a must.

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Cheryl, that's the personal. You're
supposed to be finding me a job.

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Yeah, I know, but you've got nice feet,
and this could pay the bills.

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Hello. Hey, I tried to call you again,
but you didn't pick up.

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Well, you know what? I was thinking
maybe I should get one of those text

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That way you can get me any time you
want.

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That's a great idea.

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I thought you'd be on board with that
one.

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Oh, you don't see it?

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No. I got tomatoes and I got paste.

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I must have read your list wrong. My
bad. I'm sorry.

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Well, did you at least get a gift for
this Wednesday anniversary?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Black bag. Oh, good.

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My big fat Greek orgy?

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You got them poured?

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What was I supposed to get them?

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White wine and a card?

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Wow, that's not even close.

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Don't worry, Cheryl. I'll get rid of
that.

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What the hell happened?

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I don't know.

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I just don't know.

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I'm going to be in the living room
beating myself up.

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I just wish I hadn't failed you.

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any of this stuff.

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What?

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You've got everything wrong.

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Aw.

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You're doing so well.

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Yeah, he couldn't have screwed this up
more if he was trying. Yeah.

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He's brilliant.

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He's pretending to be a moron to cover
up being a jackass.

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wrong stuff so he'd never have to go to
the store again?

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Yes, exactly.

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Cheryl, Jim beat you.

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Oh, Dana, hold on to your looks.

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Jim thinks he beat me, but not today.

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So it's on? Oh, it's on.

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Oh, Mr.

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Chair, my big butt missed you too.

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You know, Jim, in some ways you're my
role model.

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But in other ways, you're my cautionary
tale. Thank you, Annie.

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Spongebob? Left.

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Jim, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come
down on you like that.

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Well, you know, I think I'm man enough
to take a ton of bricks every once in a

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while.

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You know, you have a right to be upset.
I just think it was way over my head.

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Yeah, just like with the TV Guide
crossword puzzle.

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Excuse me for not remembering every
single Wayans, brother.

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But remember when Gracie kicked a goal
under her own team's net and she felt

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really bad about it?

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That was a great game.

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Anyway, you told her that if she just
kept trying, sooner or later she'd get

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right. Well, that's how I feel about you
and shopping.

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I don't care how many mistakes you make.

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What? I'm saying...

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I accept you.

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No, no, no, you can't.

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I mean, I'm just going to screw up
again.

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I didn't marry a quitter.

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Well, you kind of did.

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No, no, no, no.

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I married the little husband who could.

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And that's why I'm going to give you
another chance.

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And another.

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And another after that.

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FYI, Keenan, Damon, Sean, Marlon, and
Dwayne. Get out of here!

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Andy, that is so unlike Cheryl to give
me a second chance.

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It's almost as though she knows you got
the wrong stuff on purpose and wants to

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prove a point.

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Yeah.

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So, SpongeBob?

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She is on to me.

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Hold the phone.

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Hold the phone indeed.

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She is trying to get me to back down.

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I'll never back down.

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Game is on, baby.

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It sounds like it's time for you two to
sit down and talk this out.

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That sounds good on paper, but I don't
win those.

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No.

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have to trick her with mind games.

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All right. My mistake.

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No discussion could ever accomplish what
a series of secret plans could. That's

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right.

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Okay, think about it.

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I've got to screw up so big that she'll
never ask me to go on an errand again.

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It's got to be something that's very
important to Cheryl. Think about it.

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about it.

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Hi, Daddy. I love you.

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Hi, girls.

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Love.

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Okay, I'm going to go put on my dress
and... Where's your tux?

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My God, I was supposed to pick up the
tux!

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And all I got is this bag of pistachios!

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Well... Tux, nuts, easy mistake.

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Don't do that, Cheryl.

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Don't do that. I have let you down
again.

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I'm ashamed.

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You know what?

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I don't even deserve these nuts.

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Oh, yeah, my man's got her on the rope.
No way, she's not backing down.

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Let's get back to the accident.

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You have to understand... I mean,

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I don't have my tux.

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My suit's at the cleaners.

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I got nothing to wear.

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Wear that.

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This?

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It's fine to me.

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Well, it's got a stain on it.

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I see it.

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And I don't know where it came from.

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Let's not ruin our evening because you
made a simple mistake.

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I mean, it was a mistake, wasn't it?

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I don't know, was it?

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It was if you say it is.

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Then it was.

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Okay, then.

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Okay.

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So, uh, shouldn't you go upstairs and
put your dress on?

251
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:32,370
going to go like that, maybe I should go
like this.

252
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:36,770
What do you think?

253
00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:42,470
Well, I think that baby puke brings out
your eyes.

254
00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:45,090
But you know what?

255
00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:47,170
Now I'm feeling a little overdressed.

256
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,090
What do you think?

257
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,290
I love it.

258
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,120
Well, then perhaps you'll like the
matching pants.

259
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,760
That man's got some stones.

260
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,760
I think I just saw one of them.

261
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,580
So, should we go?

262
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:23,660
I can't see why not.

263
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:25,380
Shall we?

264
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:35,300
What? I can't go out like this. You got
a problem, don't you? Yes, actually.

265
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,620
I have to touch up my lips.

266
00:17:29,879 --> 00:17:31,360
monsieur. Wait.

267
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:33,260
My driver's license.

268
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:38,900
That

269
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:46,040
was

270
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,040
my lipstick.

271
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,900
That was my wallet.

272
00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:07,730
Sitting with Suzanne and Brad?

273
00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:13,050
Yeah, yeah. And Brad's uncle, the
congressman. So we'll be meeting him.

274
00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:16,230
I'll probably have a lot of drinks.

275
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:18,470
Me too.

276
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:21,970
Gee, I hope they have a good band.

277
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,730
Because I feel like shaking it.

278
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:25,890
Get in line.

279
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:30,490
Okay.

280
00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:32,030
Here we are.

281
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:35,590
Oh, hey, look who that is. That's Brad
and Suzanne.

282
00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:38,190
Hey, wait, Cheryl. Hey, Brad, Suzanne.

283
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:41,230
Hey, Congressman, this is my wife,
Cheryl.

284
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:43,190
No, come on over. You win.

285
00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:44,049
You win.

286
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:46,130
What do you mean I win? Are we playing a
game?

287
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:47,470
Just drive, nipples.

288
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:02,350
Hey, back so soon?

289
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,970
Didn't expect you guys for a few hours.

290
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,180
Can I wear your dress?

291
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,160
Apparently.

292
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,760
Yeah, about that. It feels a little
baggy in the hips.

293
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,980
I believe you have my wallet? No.

294
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,160
check was in there.

295
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:40,660
Come and get it.

296
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,060
I see it's only the stub.

297
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:57,540
So, how did we get from I don't want to
pay $7 for delivery guy to here?

298
00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,600
I don't know, Joker.

299
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:02,800
You know what I gotta say, though?

300
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,120
As an opponent, you never played the
game so well.

301
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:08,410
Yeah. Couldn't be prouder.

302
00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:14,270
Well, you know, belly face here says you
got to roll with the punches.

303
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,610
Yeah, he was a big hit at the last PTA
meeting.

304
00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:23,230
All right.

305
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:25,070
So.

306
00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:26,570
Yeah.

307
00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:28,190
Where are we?

308
00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:32,790
Well, the way I see it, you're unwilling
to pay to have the groceries delivered.

309
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,590
That's right. But you're also unwilling
to go get them yourself.

310
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,800
Yes. So we're at an impasse.

311
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,900
I don't have a problem with that. Why do
you?

312
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,180
Because we have to eat.

313
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,120
You make an interesting point.

314
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,000
Oh, I have a compromise.

315
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,540
I hate that word.

316
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:58,860
Okay, how about we pay for the grocery
delivery with the money we saved by

317
00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:00,000
canceling the Spice Channel?

318
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,920
Everybody stay calm.

319
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,380
You can keep the delivery boy.

320
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,240
Oh, honey, thank you.

321
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,640
You're a very generous man.

322
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,500
Oh, look, you got a lipstick on me. I
look ridiculous.

323
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,940
I got to know. What?

324
00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:25,520
Would you have actually gone into the
party like that?

325
00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,880
Well, baby, it wasn't whether I was
going to go in or not.

326
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,240
It's how long these shorts would have
stayed on.