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<i>Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.</i>

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Oh, fuck.

3
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Oh, fuck.

4
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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

5
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Fuck.

6
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Erika.

7
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I'm a slave
to this vagina.

8
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Join the fucking club.

9
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I think all this gum chewing
is giving me TMJ.

10
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Oh, please.

11
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My jaw's still sore
from all the dick I sucked

12
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in Laguna last weekend.

13
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You know, I kind of thought
this job was gonna be

14
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a little bit more
intellectually stimulating.

15
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Oh, you're serious?

16
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But I, like,
seriously need the money,

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so I guess
beggars can't be choosers.

18
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

19
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You don't have a trust fund?

20
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- Huh?
- What are you, an orphan?

21
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Oh, shit. Vikktor.
Twelve o'clock.

22
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Elliot!

23
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Erika would like
to see you in her office.

24
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Me?

25
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Well, you know
I hate criticism,

26
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especially when it's accurate.

27
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Art these days is all about
more noise, more commotion.

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Otherwise, you might as well
be zombie-scrolling TikTok.

29
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It's so "my cock's
bigger than yours,"

30
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and it's so fucking boring,
and I'm bored. I'm bored. Bye.

31
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- Sorry about that.
- Oh, no problem.

32
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Elliot.

33
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Yes?

34
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How long have you been
working for me now?

35
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- A little over a week, I think.
- Wow.

36
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That long already?

37
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And how are you liking it here?

38
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- I love it.
- Oh.

39
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- I see you've signed your NDA.
- Hmm?

40
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In your application packet.

41
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Yep.

42
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Yes. Uh-huh.

43
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Well, we all think you're doing
an excellent job here.

44
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- Oh, great.
- But...

45
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There is...

46
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There is something I need
to speak with you about.

47
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I wouldn't want you
to take this the wrong way,

48
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but the way you've
been looking at me

49
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has been making me feel
uncomfortable.

50
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What?

51
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Don't pretend you haven't
been flirting with me, Elliot,

52
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and it is entirely inappropriate
in the workplace.

53
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Oh, my God.
I am so sorry. I, um...

54
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I don't even know
what I've been doing exactly,

55
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but I promise, whatever it is,

56
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I will...
I will stop immediately.

57
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As long as we're really
on the same page about that.

58
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I would love to be
on the same page, yes.

59
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Okay. Oh, gosh.

60
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Life...

61
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is so fucking short,
don't you think?

62
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Do you have a girlfriend?

63
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What? Oh, sorry. I...

64
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Um, aren't you not supposed
to ask questions like that?

65
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I'm not.

66
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Have I offended you?

67
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No. No.

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I just...

69
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do...

70
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have a girlfriend.

71
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Good. That helps.
You wouldn't get weird then.

72
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- Weird?
- If we fucked.

73
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So your relationship
with your former employer

74
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was initiated by her,

75
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and you say it was primarily
sexual in nature?

76
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- Uh-huh.
- What's that?

77
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Yes.

78
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- Am I a suspect here?
- Depends.

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Elliot, look, I realize
it's been a long night,

80
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but we really need you
to tell us the whole story.

81
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Okay, yeah,
I know, I know. Um...

82
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It started a couple months ago
when I was fresh out of school.

83
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I was broke and
in desperate need of a job.

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<i>Sex and sexuality</i>
<i>are central to my work</i>

85
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<i>because as an artist,</i>
<i>I'm... I'm seeking pure truth.</i>

86
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<i>You know, what lurks beneath</i>
<i>the facades people hide behind.</i>

87
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What are you watching?

88
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It's for my interview
this afternoon.

89
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What interview?

90
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With her. Erika Tracy.

91
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I'm interviewing
to be her assistant

92
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at her studio.

93
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You think her boobs are real?

94
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<i>When you fuck someone,</i>
<i>even a one-night stand,</i>

95
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<i>you're physically</i>
<i>and emotionally naked.</i>

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<i>There's no bullshit,</i>
<i>no presentation.</i>

97
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<i>That person knows you better</i>
<i>than your mother</i>

98
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<i>or your best friend ever will.</i>

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She's so good with words, right?

100
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- She looks kind of evil.
- I know.

101
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Apparently, the rumor is
that she, like,

102
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fucked Vincent Gallo
at <i>The Brown Bunny</i> premiere

103
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in New York when she was 18.

104
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Is it embarrassing
that I think that's cool?

105
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Only if you care that
that's embarrassing

106
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<i>Everyone has a persona</i>
<i>they put on in public,</i>

107
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<i>but during sex,</i>
<i>your most intimate,</i>

108
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<i>primal self is revealed.</i>

109
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<i>That's what</i>
<i>turns me on creatively.</i>

110
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Okay, remind me
what the difference is

111
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between this and porn.

112
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You know, lighting, context.

113
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Right.

114
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So does this mean
that you're gonna

115
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pay your share
of the rent for a change?

116
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Uh, I mean,
I have to get the job first,

117
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but I hope so.

118
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Yeah, me too.

119
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I'm tired
of supporting your lazy ass.

120
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Did you eat my fucking
yogurt again?

121
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll get you more, I promise.

122
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Activia.

123
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- The green kind.
- The green kind. I know.

124
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You got this, man.

125
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Hi, I'm here
for my 3:30 interview.

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Elliot?

127
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Should I give this to you
or sh...

128
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Sh... should I...

129
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Unless you'd rather stand
for the entire interview.

130
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No. No. Oh, sorry.

131
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Here you go.

132
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So...

133
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tell me a little bit
about yourself.

134
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Well, I'm...
My name's Elliot. Um...

135
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I graduated from UCLA
with a BFA in new media.

136
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That is all stuff
in that résumé, though.

137
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Why do you want to work here?

138
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Oh, well, I love your work.

139
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My early stuff
or my recent work?

140
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Uh...

141
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Honestly, both.

142
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Contemporary art is a scam.
You know that, right?

143
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Uh, uh-huh.

144
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The real art
is convincing people

145
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you're making something
meaningful and complex

146
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when it's really just
arbitrary masturbation.

147
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,943
I'm currently working
on a photographic series

148
00:09:03,077 --> 00:09:05,179
of nude men putting on makeup.
You should...

149
00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:07,014
You should pose for me.

150
00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:08,716
Oh.

151
00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:10,951
That's so flattering.
No, no, no, no. I couldn't...

152
00:09:11,085 --> 00:09:13,587
- No, it's not really my thing.
- Are you ashamed of your body?

153
00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,723
Oh, no,
I wouldn't say that. I just...

154
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You look bad without clothes on.

155
00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,692
No, I look fine
without clothes on.

156
00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,361
- I don't know
about that either.
- Oh.

157
00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:21,695
- Is your dick a little..
- No, it's just not my thing.

158
00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:22,763
- I'm fine.
- It's okay.

159
00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:24,298
No, I don't know why...

160
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- It's fine if it is.
- No, my... It's not my...

161
00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:28,335
No, my dick. Oh, sorry.
Sorry, I don't mean to say dick.

162
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- Oh, my God.
That's a rude thing
to say in an interview.

163
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Calm down.
I am fucking with you.

164
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Wow. I would never say
anything that inappropriate.

165
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You... Okay, okay.

166
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The, uh, door has been open
the entire time,

167
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if you haven't noticed,
as per the woke police,

168
00:09:47,822 --> 00:09:51,025
so feel free
to run away anytime.

169
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,126
Um...

170
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No. I'm good.

171
00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:58,666
Yeah. Can never be too careful.

172
00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:01,570
It's a good thing you have
a sense of humor though,

173
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,737
'cause otherwise
this is definitely not

174
00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:04,939
the place for you.

175
00:10:05,574 --> 00:10:09,076
Yeah, so, um, I'm...
I'm getting that, yeah.

176
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:10,611
Okay, you're hired.

177
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:11,580
- Really?
- Yeah.

178
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:12,947
Holy sh... Wow.

179
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,849
Yeah,
this was just a formality.

180
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,217
Oh, my God.

181
00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,919
But you just... you need
to just loosen up.

182
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,523
You're very tightly wound
and a little bit loud.

183
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,957
Uh, yeah, no problem.

184
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,959
- I can 100% do that.
- All right.

185
00:10:27,596 --> 00:10:28,996
- Bye-bye.
- Is it... Okay.

186
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:30,599
Um...

187
00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:34,802
Thanks.
Thank you. Honestly.

188
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:38,139
So Erika began grooming you
the day that you met her?

189
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,674
Grooming's kind
of a loaded word.

190
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:44,311
I mean, our relationship
was 100% consensual,

191
00:10:44,445 --> 00:10:46,814
and, I mean, the attraction
was definitely mutual.

192
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:50,084
Plus, she was only 14
and a half years older

193
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,018
than I was.

194
00:10:51,152 --> 00:10:53,320
Erika was your employer, though.

195
00:10:54,455 --> 00:10:59,393
Yes, yeah, but in a weird way,
that dynamic is kind of what...

196
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,029
what made it so hot.

197
00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:03,998
I mean, it was,
you know, it was forbidden.

198
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,901
It was against society's rules.

199
00:11:07,602 --> 00:11:10,104
So are you saying
you didn't find it suspicious

200
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,306
that out of
all the qualified applicants,

201
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:16,177
Erika hired you for the position
right on the spot?

202
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,549
How awesome is that?
My first post-college job.

203
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:21,849
Awesome.

204
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,185
You're a pretentious
artist's peon.

205
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,254
Well, Erika's actually
not pretentious at all.

206
00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:29,023
She's really cool and...

207
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,058
What are you studying?

208
00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:33,761
My neuropharmacology exam
is this Friday.

209
00:11:35,597 --> 00:11:36,830
What?

210
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:41,570
I thought maybe we could have
some celebration sex.

211
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:44,238
We just had sex 11 days ago.

212
00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:47,007
Unlike some people,
I've got actual work to do

213
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,409
and I can't accomplish anything

214
00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:51,178
with you constantly
draining my chi energy.

215
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,884
Come on, doctor, please.

216
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,720
- You're a sex addict.
- Sex addiction's a myth.

217
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,022
Uh, I read it on the internet.

218
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:06,860
Oh, Elliot, I want you so bad.

219
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,630
Please fuck my brains out

220
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,365
with your legendary,
rock-hard...

221
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,070
You know, because of you,

222
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:19,039
I've been masturbating
a lot more than usual,

223
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,108
and, um, I think
I'm getting claw hand.

224
00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,377
- Is that the medical term?
- Uh, yep.

225
00:12:23,511 --> 00:12:24,845
I Googled it.

226
00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:27,147
Well, luckily, that's
why God invented porn,

227
00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:28,882
so women like me
can make the world go round

228
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:30,050
while you men jerk off.

229
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:36,490
You precocious geniuses
all know how to chew gum, yes?

230
00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:38,425
Fantastic.

231
00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,961
You're going to chew each piece
until it is soft and juicy,

232
00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:42,863
and you are going to stick it
on this canvas

233
00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:44,398
in the clearly demarcated areas.

234
00:12:44,532 --> 00:12:47,801
No matter what, do not go
outside of the lines.

235
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,036
Got it?

236
00:12:49,537 --> 00:12:51,972
What are you waiting for?
Start chewing.

237
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:58,078
- What an insufferable cunt.
- Sorry.

238
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,181
Welcome to
the hipster sweatshop.

239
00:13:01,315 --> 00:13:02,283
I'm Zap.

240
00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:04,218
- Zach?
- Zap.

241
00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:05,819
Like a ray gun.

242
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,556
Oh. Cool, yeah.
Uh, Elliot. Sorry.

243
00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:10,759
It's just my first day.
I'm a little nervous.

244
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,293
What for?

245
00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:16,163
We were just mindless cows
chewing cud in a pasture.

246
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,533
So, uh,
you're an artist too?

247
00:13:19,768 --> 00:13:22,002
I do a pornographic blog

248
00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:25,005
about a semi-fictional
G-chat conversation I'm having

249
00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:26,508
with a priest
that I have never met

250
00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:28,175
that lives in Mexico City.

251
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,311
- You?
- Uh...

252
00:13:31,412 --> 00:13:33,280
I'm contemplating
starting a podcast.

253
00:13:33,782 --> 00:13:35,550
- Ah.
- Yeah.

254
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,286
I have a very, like,
active imagination.

255
00:13:39,721 --> 00:13:40,821
You know?

256
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:46,293
- You think Erika's hot?
- Oh, I guess.

257
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,495
Do you?

258
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,864
- She's a fucking goddess.
- Oh.

259
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,266
But she has a real vag,

260
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,468
which is, in fact,
where I draw the line.

261
00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:56,303
But I do know someone
who has had sex

262
00:13:56,437 --> 00:13:58,205
with someone who was
in an orgy with her once.

263
00:13:58,339 --> 00:14:00,140
- Really? An orgy?
- Uh-huh.

264
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,175
Whoa.

265
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,110
You've never been in one, huh?

266
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,180
- No, I haven't. Have you?
- This morning.

267
00:14:06,614 --> 00:14:08,415
Wow. So you're, uh...

268
00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:11,885
pan, then? Or I guess...

269
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,022
No, Elliot, I am fucking gay.

270
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:18,192
None of this no-label
amorphous bullshit for me.

271
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:19,993
You?

272
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,629
Well, I have a girlfriend,
but I definitely,

273
00:14:21,763 --> 00:14:23,997
you know, feel identified
with the... the queer community.

274
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,165
You ever suck a dick?

275
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:27,301
No, I haven't sucked a dick.

276
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,969
Well, look at that.
You're straight.

277
00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,404
- Oh, is that what it is?
- Elliot.

278
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,974
Oh, my God.

279
00:14:34,108 --> 00:14:36,343
Sorry. Just the gum
hit the back of my...

280
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,479
Are you okay?

281
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,381
Great. Do you have a car?

282
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,349
- Yep.
- I need you to follow me home

283
00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:43,984
'cause there's something
I need you to move for me.

284
00:14:44,118 --> 00:14:45,319
Put your number in here,

285
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,321
- and I'll text you the address.
- Okay.

286
00:14:53,828 --> 00:14:56,664
Are you coming, or...?

287
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,666
- Hello, Elliot.
- Sorry.

288
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,200
Yes, no, I can... Yeah.

289
00:15:00,802 --> 00:15:02,236
Tip it. Lift it up.

290
00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:05,172
Good. Now just be careful.

291
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,777
I paid a small fortune
for that thing. Just... careful.

292
00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:15,884
All right, uh...
Just on the ground over there.

293
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,519
- Sorry? Oh.
- Yeah, that side.

294
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,587
I could have done it myself,

295
00:15:19,721 --> 00:15:21,589
but I don't
do manual labor, so...

296
00:15:21,723 --> 00:15:23,223
Yeah.

297
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,225
Hmm.

298
00:15:28,162 --> 00:15:30,097
- What do you think?
- Of?

299
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,232
- The...
- Oh, I, uh, like it.

300
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,202
- Why?
- It's very...

301
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,238
- succinct.
- Succinct?

302
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,441
I paid 20,000 dollars for that,

303
00:15:40,575 --> 00:15:42,309
and that's the best thing
you can come up with?

304
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:43,912
- Well...
- Succinct?

305
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,613
Well, why'd you buy it anyway?

306
00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:47,715
Yesterday you said
contemporary art's,

307
00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:49,349
- what, a scam?
- All right,

308
00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:51,586
I just say bullshit sometimes
to see if anyone's listening.

309
00:15:51,719 --> 00:15:53,454
I'm gonna have a Spindrift.
Do you want one?

310
00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:56,323
Uh, yeah, a Spindrift
sounds great. Thanks.

311
00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:57,826
My issue with art today

312
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,394
is that people care more
about the celebrity status

313
00:16:00,528 --> 00:16:02,162
of the artist
than the work itself.

314
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:05,299
So then the actual art
becomes just a trace element

315
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,468
of the trajectory of fame.

316
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,871
Why'd you become
an artist anyway?

317
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,539
How much time do you have?

318
00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:13,741
Uh... Well,
you're the one paying me.

319
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,242
Not much though, right?

320
00:16:15,743 --> 00:16:18,713
- No.
- Okay, good. Sit.

321
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,321
Here.

322
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,457
- Oh, no thanks.
- Oh, just have one.

323
00:16:30,592 --> 00:16:32,259
Boys your age looks so hot
with a cigarette.

324
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,994
You should have one, trust me.

325
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:54,682
Have you read Harold Robbins?

326
00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:57,652
- Sorry, who?
- Harold Rob... Oh, God.

327
00:16:57,785 --> 00:17:00,287
He's as much a part
of the sexual revolution

328
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,089
as the pill or <i>Playboy.</i>

329
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,458
I found that stashed

330
00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:06,226
in my mother's nightstand
when I was a kid,

331
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,829
and it literally
changed my life.

332
00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:09,864
- Really?
- Mm.

333
00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:13,601
It introduced me to unbridled,
Helmut Newton-style hedonism.

334
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:17,271
Inspired me to become a good,
sexually liberated citizen.

335
00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:20,140
Unlike your uptight generation,
by the way.

336
00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:22,209
What do you mean?

337
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,144
I read an article the other day

338
00:17:24,278 --> 00:17:26,146
that said 30% of guys your age

339
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,448
haven't had intercourse
in a year.

340
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,819
They'd rather watch porn
or play fucking video games.

341
00:17:33,788 --> 00:17:36,024
- It's complicated.
- Complicated?

342
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,559
Gen Z is all about FOMO

343
00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:39,159
and yet you're willing
to miss out

344
00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:40,962
on the sexual prime
of your life?

345
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:44,766
I think, uh, my peers have not
been well-served growing up

346
00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:46,768
in a time where nothing
feels safe or okay.

347
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:50,103
And since our formative years
were spent lacking

348
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,606
in-person socialization,

349
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:54,676
it's challenging for some
to make eye contact,

350
00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:56,076
let alone have sex.

351
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,645
But what is
with this bummer veil

352
00:17:57,779 --> 00:18:00,347
cast over everything fun
or exciting?

353
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,350
Not to mention the dickbags
on TikTok who are like,

354
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,053
"Don't hold hands
in front of me."

355
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,555
- "I didn't consent to that."
- Well, I, uh...

356
00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:10,357
A lot of zillennials
had parents and teachers

357
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,993
who would completely remove them

358
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,529
from anything that made them
feel uncomfortable, so...

359
00:18:14,662 --> 00:18:15,897
But...

360
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,098
Being outside your comfort zone
is the whole fucking point.

361
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,634
- Yeah. Yeah.
- That's... How else
do you learn from your mistakes

362
00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:20,802
and grow?

363
00:18:20,935 --> 00:18:23,236
Sure, people should make
informed decisions

364
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,472
and not get AIDS
or pregnant or whatever,

365
00:18:25,607 --> 00:18:29,077
but sex is everything.
It forges us as human beings.

366
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,545
I would not be the person
I am today

367
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:32,479
without my carnal experiences.

368
00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:35,617
Good, bad, men, women, other.

369
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,653
Your time is now, kids,
you know. Get it while you can.

370
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:39,754
Mm-hmm.

371
00:18:40,888 --> 00:18:42,857
- Sorry, I'm rambling.
- Nope.

372
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,959
- It's just
this retro sex negativity...

373
00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:46,226
...gets me so fucking worked up.

374
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,228
No, I, uh...

375
00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:49,764
I totally get it.

376
00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:52,634
Oh, fuck. I have a Zoom thing
in five minutes.

377
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:53,968
Oh, uh...

378
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,369
You can find your way
back to the studio, right?

379
00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:57,038
Oh, yeah, of course. Thank you.

380
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,305
Oh, borrow it.

381
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,240
- Really?
- Yeah, take it.

382
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,644
Okay, cool.

383
00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:25,193
Your entire generation
is a bunch of whiny,

384
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,327
repressed weaklings.

385
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,732
You're all dying to fuck,

386
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:32,900
but you're too chicken shit
to admit it.

387
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,136
<i>- Aren't you?</i>
- Uh-huh.

388
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:39,207
- Aren't you?
- Yeah. Yeah.

389
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,075
- Aren't you?
- Uh-huh.

390
00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:42,910
<i>- Aren't you?</i>
- Yeah.

391
00:20:43,044 --> 00:20:45,680
<i>- Aren't you? Aren't you?</i>
- Yes. Yes.

392
00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:48,950
Aren't you?
Aren't you? Aren't you?

393
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,685
Aren't you? Aren't you?

394
00:20:50,818 --> 00:20:53,420
Aren't you?
I said, "Aren't you?"

395
00:21:18,846 --> 00:21:22,049
After Erika loaned you the book,
then what happened?

396
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,385
Well, she kind of just...

397
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,723
left me hanging.

398
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:30,591
How so?

399
00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:32,492
She was giving me
the silent treatment all week.

400
00:21:32,894 --> 00:21:34,796
I mean, so much
so that I thought

401
00:21:34,929 --> 00:21:37,397
any spark we had
was just my imagination.

402
00:21:37,765 --> 00:21:41,334
- What a colossal cocktease.
- I know, right?

403
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,204
I mean, it is probably
for the best.

404
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,139
I do have a girlfriend, but...

405
00:21:45,273 --> 00:21:46,439
Oh!

406
00:21:46,574 --> 00:21:47,942
- Oh, that's right. I forgot.
- Yeah.

407
00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:49,911
Look.

408
00:21:51,279 --> 00:21:52,713
Does she even like you?

409
00:21:52,847 --> 00:21:54,649
Well, I mean,
I don't know. She kind of...

410
00:21:54,782 --> 00:21:56,818
She treats me likes shit
most of the time, but...

411
00:21:56,951 --> 00:21:59,987
I don't know. You know,
Minerva and I on paper,

412
00:22:00,822 --> 00:22:02,623
it doesn't really make sense.
She's in medical school.

413
00:22:02,757 --> 00:22:04,625
She's super ambitious.
She's focused.

414
00:22:05,259 --> 00:22:08,196
- And now I'm just...
- Utterly lost and adrift?

415
00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:11,666
I was gonna say
figuring my shit out, but...

416
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:13,534
- Potato, po-tah-to.
- Yeah.

417
00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:18,773
Also, she doesn't really
like sex.

418
00:22:20,775 --> 00:22:22,076
Yeah. Can I ask you a question?

419
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,978
No, I won't fuck you
to see if you like it.

420
00:22:24,111 --> 00:22:26,814
No, I just...
In a relationship, you know,

421
00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:29,083
do you think
about other people sexually?

422
00:22:30,051 --> 00:22:33,521
I am gay. We basically
invented non-monogamy.

423
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:35,823
And anal.

424
00:22:40,661 --> 00:22:42,663
I am a slave to this vagina.

425
00:22:51,272 --> 00:22:52,707
If we fucked.

426
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,346
If you're not interested,
that's... that's actually...
that's fine.

427
00:22:58,478 --> 00:22:59,714
I don't really care.

428
00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:01,249
It's probably a bad idea
anyway.

429
00:23:01,883 --> 00:23:03,517
I'm not sure I heard you right.

430
00:23:03,651 --> 00:23:06,921
So you are interested then?

431
00:23:07,521 --> 00:23:09,590
Yeah.

432
00:23:10,091 --> 00:23:11,926
You wouldn't freak out

433
00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:14,128
and make working together
impossible?

434
00:23:17,365 --> 00:23:18,766
No, I wouldn't freak out.

435
00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:21,302
- Would you freak out?
- No.

436
00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:23,371
- Not at all.
- Okay.

437
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:26,406
Why don't you close
that door for me?

438
00:23:39,553 --> 00:23:40,855
That's better.

439
00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:44,058
Come over here so I can take
a better look at you.

440
00:23:44,992 --> 00:23:47,161
Oh, don't walk.

441
00:23:47,895 --> 00:23:49,764
I'd really prefer
if you crawled.

442
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,634
Crawl...

443
00:23:59,907 --> 00:24:02,043
<i>- No! No!</i>
<i>- Yes, dude!</i>

444
00:24:02,543 --> 00:24:04,245
Why does all
the cool sex deviant stuff

445
00:24:04,378 --> 00:24:06,714
- always happen to you?
- What are you talking about?

446
00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:09,550
I don't know.
Doesn't Minerva get, like,

447
00:24:09,684 --> 00:24:11,118
super kinky sometimes?

448
00:24:11,252 --> 00:24:12,920
That would be never.

449
00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:15,623
She should probably
just kill herself.

450
00:24:15,756 --> 00:24:17,191
I've always said that about her.

451
00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:20,094
I mean, like, listen,
like, me and Minerva
have our differences, yes,

452
00:24:20,227 --> 00:24:21,662
but she's a good presence
in my life.

453
00:24:21,796 --> 00:24:23,097
I don't know. She grounds me.

454
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,599
Plus, she's fucking hot, dude.

455
00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:28,569
She's, like,
what AI would generate

456
00:24:28,703 --> 00:24:31,639
if you told it "total bitch."

457
00:24:31,772 --> 00:24:33,941
Right. Just my type.

458
00:24:34,976 --> 00:24:37,078
I don't even know what
my type is anymore.

459
00:24:38,446 --> 00:24:39,814
It's like, lately,
I'm just, like,

460
00:24:39,947 --> 00:24:42,583
weirded out
by the whole penis thing,

461
00:24:42,717 --> 00:24:43,985
you know?

462
00:24:44,118 --> 00:24:45,820
Like, is it just me,
or does having sex,

463
00:24:46,187 --> 00:24:47,487
fucking somebody,

464
00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:49,023
it kind of just feels like
you're inserting a tampon,

465
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,392
like, over and over
and over again.

466
00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:53,394
I... I wouldn't know.

467
00:24:53,527 --> 00:24:55,429
But I would... I would venture
to say it's probably just you.

468
00:24:55,863 --> 00:24:59,033
If only, like, there was a way
to have sex...

469
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,368
Uh-huh.

470
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,837
...without the whole penis thing
involved, you know?

471
00:25:08,309 --> 00:25:11,746
Anyway, why are you hooking up
with Erika again?

472
00:25:11,879 --> 00:25:13,314
I don't know, dude.

473
00:25:13,547 --> 00:25:15,516
Like, do I really want to be
Monica Lewinskying my boss?

474
00:25:15,649 --> 00:25:17,518
E, she's famous.

475
00:25:17,651 --> 00:25:19,353
You could be
famous by association,

476
00:25:19,487 --> 00:25:20,688
like Travis Kelsey.

477
00:25:21,255 --> 00:25:22,656
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

478
00:25:22,790 --> 00:25:24,525
God, stop pretending
like you have a conscience.

479
00:25:29,497 --> 00:25:31,699
Yes.

480
00:25:31,832 --> 00:25:33,267
- Louder!
- I'm a whore.

481
00:25:33,701 --> 00:25:35,569
- I can't hear you.
- I'm a whore!

482
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:40,174
I'm a whore!

483
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,536
I'm a whore!
I'm a whore! I'm a whore!

484
00:26:07,668 --> 00:26:08,936
- Louder!
- I'm a whore!

485
00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:10,539
Holy fuck.

486
00:26:15,409 --> 00:26:17,878
Oh, my God.

487
00:26:21,782 --> 00:26:24,185
- Whoo!
- Ow!

488
00:26:29,457 --> 00:26:30,591
Please, please, please.

489
00:26:34,829 --> 00:26:36,230
Oh.

490
00:26:36,363 --> 00:26:37,598
I'm not really into that.

491
00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:39,066
It's okay.
It doesn't mean you're gay.

492
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,569
- Have you ever tried it?
- Okay.

493
00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:43,003
- Uh...
- I'm using a ton of lube.

494
00:26:43,137 --> 00:26:45,606
And you can use your safe word
if you get into trouble.

495
00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:48,510
Uh, we don't have a safe word.

496
00:26:48,642 --> 00:26:50,911
Whatever. You're gonna love it.
It's gonna change your life.

497
00:26:51,045 --> 00:26:52,613
Don't you trust me?

498
00:26:53,147 --> 00:26:56,951
- Yeah?
- Okay. Ready? Just breathe.

499
00:26:57,084 --> 00:26:59,653
Relax. We're gonna go really,
really slow.

500
00:26:59,787 --> 00:27:03,924
That's good.

501
00:27:04,058 --> 00:27:09,630
Just breathe. Breathe.
Dude, just relax.

502
00:27:10,097 --> 00:27:11,365
Good.

503
00:27:22,577 --> 00:27:24,812
<i>I was in way</i>
<i>over my head,</i>

504
00:27:24,945 --> 00:27:28,349
and it was like the more
I would hang out with Erika,

505
00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:31,051
the more under her control
I became.

506
00:27:31,185 --> 00:27:32,953
And how did that make you feel?

507
00:27:36,558 --> 00:27:38,726
- Thankful.
- Thankful?

508
00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:42,997
You said that your relationship
had a violent undercurrent,

509
00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:46,934
that Erika physically abused
and humiliated you.

510
00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:48,936
I... Listen,
I understand as an outsider,

511
00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:51,640
it might seem like
our relationship was a bit,

512
00:27:51,772 --> 00:27:53,707
I don't know,
kinky or strange, but,

513
00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:56,243
I mean, these were
my wildest fantasies

514
00:27:56,377 --> 00:27:57,344
coming to life.

515
00:28:01,415 --> 00:28:02,850
Hey!

516
00:28:02,983 --> 00:28:06,754
Oh, God. Is that how
you always greet people?

517
00:28:07,388 --> 00:28:08,322
What?

518
00:28:08,789 --> 00:28:10,791
Smiling all huge and artificial

519
00:28:10,925 --> 00:28:13,194
like some sort
of cyborg cheerleader.

520
00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:17,666
- Want one of these?
- What is it?

521
00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:20,000
It's fucking dried fruit.
I don't know.

522
00:28:20,134 --> 00:28:22,002
Not papaya,
one of the other gay ones.

523
00:28:22,736 --> 00:28:24,471
I'm okay, thank you.

524
00:28:24,606 --> 00:28:26,707
Mm. What are you doing?

525
00:28:27,174 --> 00:28:30,377
Um, well, I'm... I'm just
drafting your press release

526
00:28:30,512 --> 00:28:31,478
for the show next week.

527
00:28:31,613 --> 00:28:33,013
Erika?

528
00:28:33,814 --> 00:28:36,016
I left that cost report
on your desk.

529
00:28:36,585 --> 00:28:38,118
Okay.

530
00:28:38,252 --> 00:28:40,020
We have the meeting
with the accountant at 2:30.

531
00:28:40,154 --> 00:28:41,088
Great.

532
00:28:47,962 --> 00:28:48,896
Go on.

533
00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:51,232
Right. Um... uh,

534
00:28:51,365 --> 00:28:53,635
"Tracy's work
is uncommonly visceral,

535
00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:57,371
riffing on themes of bodily
and sex... sexual excess."

536
00:28:57,505 --> 00:28:59,139
"Her singular ability
to blend the profane

537
00:28:59,273 --> 00:29:01,375
with the deeply poetic
has made her

538
00:29:01,509 --> 00:29:03,410
one of the most essential
neo-pop artists

539
00:29:03,545 --> 00:29:04,478
of her generation."

540
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,215
You make me sound like
I know what I'm doing.

541
00:29:08,717 --> 00:29:10,084
What are you talking about?

542
00:29:10,784 --> 00:29:12,286
You're brilliant.

543
00:29:13,688 --> 00:29:15,789
Cancel my phoner
with that d-bag from Art Forum

544
00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:18,292
and, uh, meet me
in my office, okay?

545
00:29:19,393 --> 00:29:20,294
Okay.

546
00:29:27,569 --> 00:29:28,869
Oh, hey, Vikktor.

547
00:29:29,003 --> 00:29:30,904
Don't think you're the only one.

548
00:29:31,038 --> 00:29:33,240
- What?
- You're not the first.

549
00:29:34,074 --> 00:29:35,442
You won't be the last.

550
00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:48,389
Hey.

551
00:29:49,758 --> 00:29:53,060
Hi. Um... What is that?

552
00:29:54,629 --> 00:29:55,530
Come. Come here.

553
00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:00,467
Yeah.

554
00:30:02,036 --> 00:30:03,505
- Is this, uh--
- I was masturbating

555
00:30:03,638 --> 00:30:05,774
before work and got so inspired,

556
00:30:05,906 --> 00:30:07,841
so, I recorded it
to play on a loop

557
00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,910
as a soundtrack
for a video installation.

558
00:30:11,546 --> 00:30:14,683
Oh. Okay. C... cool.

559
00:30:14,815 --> 00:30:16,016
It's abstract, babes.

560
00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:18,452
God, sometimes
you're such a philistine.

561
00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:21,889
Oh...

562
00:30:22,524 --> 00:30:23,591
What's wrong?

563
00:30:24,425 --> 00:30:25,593
- Come.
- I ca... Come on.

564
00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:26,894
Just sit down.

565
00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:34,168
- It's nothing.
- Oh. Are you sure?

566
00:30:36,303 --> 00:30:37,572
Can I tell you
something embarrassing?

567
00:30:37,706 --> 00:30:39,206
Mm-hmm. Of course.

568
00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:41,842
I think about you all the time.

569
00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:44,144
You know, like,
from the moment I wake up

570
00:30:44,278 --> 00:30:46,980
to when I go to sleep, it's like
I can't change the channel.

571
00:30:47,749 --> 00:30:51,985
Well, you're my sub,
so that's perfectly normal.

572
00:30:52,687 --> 00:30:57,559
Aw, you look so adorable
when you're nervous.

573
00:30:57,692 --> 00:30:59,059
Really?

574
00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:02,029
You know, earlier,

575
00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:04,599
when you were reading me
that thing you wrote about me?

576
00:31:04,733 --> 00:31:05,834
Mm-hmm.

577
00:31:06,634 --> 00:31:09,169
I felt like maybe
I was falling in love with you.

578
00:31:10,404 --> 00:31:11,539
Are you serious?

579
00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:15,209
No, I just said
that to fuck with you.

580
00:31:15,342 --> 00:31:17,244
Do you ever think about me?

581
00:31:18,011 --> 00:31:19,913
I think we have
incredible chemistry.

582
00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:22,650
Mm, no. I... I mean,
do you think about
our relationship?

583
00:31:22,784 --> 00:31:25,018
Like, am I more than just
a piece of ass to you?

584
00:31:25,687 --> 00:31:30,525
Well, I did tell you that
I don't want a relationship.

585
00:31:30,658 --> 00:31:32,393
Plus, you have...
you have a girlfriend.

586
00:31:32,527 --> 00:31:34,461
I know. I'm thinking
about breaking up with her.

587
00:31:34,596 --> 00:31:35,864
What? No. Why?

588
00:31:35,996 --> 00:31:38,365
Because I really just want
to be with you.

589
00:31:44,405 --> 00:31:45,305
Listen...

590
00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:47,609
Can I let you in on a secret?

591
00:31:48,142 --> 00:31:49,644
People are assholes.

592
00:31:50,612 --> 00:31:51,679
Okay?

593
00:31:51,813 --> 00:31:53,046
They're out there pretending
to give a shit.

594
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:54,348
Nobody gives a shit.

595
00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:56,518
People only care
about themselves.

596
00:31:57,151 --> 00:31:59,319
So, if you find someone
that you care about

597
00:31:59,453 --> 00:32:02,322
who cares about you back,
that's... that's special.

598
00:32:02,456 --> 00:32:04,793
That's something
you should think twice about

599
00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:06,326
before you throw it away.

600
00:32:06,561 --> 00:32:07,961
I know, but if what me
and Minerva have is so special,

601
00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:09,496
then why am I cheating on her?

602
00:32:09,631 --> 00:32:11,599
Oh, because you're like me.
You're a...

603
00:32:12,232 --> 00:32:15,637
a sexual astronaut
just exploring the outer limits

604
00:32:15,770 --> 00:32:16,771
of experience.

605
00:32:17,337 --> 00:32:18,840
And fucking people
gives you a sense

606
00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:20,441
of identity and control.

607
00:32:21,241 --> 00:32:22,811
How do you know all of this?

608
00:32:23,210 --> 00:32:25,245
Because I've been
in therapy since I was six.

609
00:32:28,516 --> 00:32:30,919
- You almost done?
- Getting there.

610
00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:55,108
You're supposed to say
thank you when I hit you.

611
00:32:55,242 --> 00:32:59,179
- Thank you.
- Uh, you're welcome?

612
00:33:05,118 --> 00:33:06,654
- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.

613
00:33:07,087 --> 00:33:08,355
Thank you.

614
00:33:09,356 --> 00:33:10,825
Thank you.

615
00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:14,461
Thank you. Thank you.

616
00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:17,498
- Are you getting close?
- You just come.

617
00:33:17,632 --> 00:33:19,233
I don't think I'm going
to be able to right now.

618
00:33:19,366 --> 00:33:23,003
Thank you. Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

619
00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:24,639
You know, uh, just try it.

620
00:33:24,772 --> 00:33:27,040
I want... I want us
to come together.

621
00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:30,612
Thank you. Thank you.

622
00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:35,115
Mm. Ah.

623
00:33:35,249 --> 00:33:37,852
Thank you? Thank you. Thank you.

624
00:33:37,986 --> 00:33:39,152
- Ah.
- Oh, my God.

625
00:33:39,286 --> 00:33:40,454
Are you getting there?

626
00:33:40,588 --> 00:33:42,724
- Uh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Ah.
- Yeah. Okay.

627
00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:46,861
You're so hot, you make me want
to do crazy things.

628
00:33:46,995 --> 00:33:48,830
Oh, God.

629
00:33:49,263 --> 00:33:51,131
This is good, right? Oh, my God.

630
00:33:51,265 --> 00:33:53,467
- So good. Mm.
- Yes.

631
00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:56,169
I made you
breakfast in bed, baby.

632
00:33:56,303 --> 00:33:58,573
I want to make you breakfast
every day...

633
00:33:58,706 --> 00:34:01,141
- Okay.
- ...for the rest of my life.

634
00:34:01,275 --> 00:34:03,143
Uh-huh. Yeah.

635
00:34:05,813 --> 00:34:07,916
Have you ever thought
about having kids?

636
00:34:13,955 --> 00:34:15,723
Oh, my God.

637
00:34:33,808 --> 00:34:35,409
That was insane.

638
00:34:37,177 --> 00:34:38,278
Yeah.

639
00:34:54,729 --> 00:34:56,463
- Hello?
<i>Why aren't</i>
<i>you answering?</i>

640
00:34:56,598 --> 00:34:58,733
I've called you three times.

641
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,168
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't hear you. I'm running.

642
00:35:01,669 --> 00:35:03,470
From who?

643
00:35:04,005 --> 00:35:06,239
Listen, I have an old friend
from Paris in town,

644
00:35:06,373 --> 00:35:07,775
and I'm busy working.

645
00:35:08,843 --> 00:35:09,844
Okay.

646
00:35:10,344 --> 00:35:11,646
I forgot her birthday last week,

647
00:35:11,779 --> 00:35:13,146
so I need you to go over there
and fuck her

648
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,649
as a belated present.

649
00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:18,218
What? Are you serious?

650
00:35:18,352 --> 00:35:19,754
As Wolf Blitzer.

651
00:35:19,887 --> 00:35:22,957
She's at the London,
expecting you at 9:00.

652
00:35:23,091 --> 00:35:24,491
<i>Tonight?</i>

653
00:35:24,626 --> 00:35:26,159
I'm not home, Erika,
and also I'm really sweaty.

654
00:35:26,293 --> 00:35:27,695
- I just...
<i>- Don't be late.</i>

655
00:35:27,829 --> 00:35:30,497
And screw her real good,
but don't let her penetrate you.

656
00:35:30,632 --> 00:35:32,299
She's not that close a friend.

657
00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:36,269
Oh, her name's Yvette.
All right.

658
00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:38,238
Erika. Erika.

659
00:35:40,273 --> 00:35:41,609
Is this trying too hard?

660
00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:45,445
You look like an assassin
in a Netflix yakuza movie.

661
00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:47,314
Is that good or bad?

662
00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:51,753
What if I just wear a T-shirt?

663
00:35:51,886 --> 00:35:53,420
I'm basically just
saying, like, "Hey,

664
00:35:53,554 --> 00:35:55,288
I'm casually wearing a T-shirt."

665
00:35:55,422 --> 00:35:57,391
You know, you should really
stop running.

666
00:35:57,525 --> 00:35:59,359
Haven't you ever heard
of jogger face?

667
00:36:00,695 --> 00:36:01,796
No, what's that?

668
00:36:01,929 --> 00:36:03,731
It's like when you run
and you're, like,

669
00:36:03,865 --> 00:36:06,868
constantly bouncing up
and down and up and down,

670
00:36:07,001 --> 00:36:09,504
and it pulls all the skin
on your face,

671
00:36:09,637 --> 00:36:10,972
like, away from your muscles,

672
00:36:11,105 --> 00:36:12,874
so you end up just having,
like, disgusting,

673
00:36:13,007 --> 00:36:16,376
like, saggy flesh hanging off
your skull, and it's like...

674
00:36:17,011 --> 00:36:18,445
Jogger-face!

675
00:36:18,579 --> 00:36:20,347
So, you should stop running.

676
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,550
Or wear a jockstrap
on your face.

677
00:36:25,218 --> 00:36:28,856
God, why is it that no random
European stranger

678
00:36:28,990 --> 00:36:31,191
ever flies into town
to fuck me?

679
00:36:32,093 --> 00:36:33,661
My life is so beige.

680
00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:42,670
Hi, I'm...

681
00:36:44,304 --> 00:36:45,338
Elliot?

682
00:36:45,707 --> 00:36:47,608
Yeah.
That's right. Elliot. Yes.

683
00:36:47,742 --> 00:36:48,776
Yvette.

684
00:36:49,610 --> 00:36:51,411
I'm so glad you could make it.

685
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:53,313
Come in.

686
00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:57,518
Would you like some wine?

687
00:36:57,652 --> 00:37:00,287
Uh, yeah. Sure,
wine would be great.

688
00:37:01,856 --> 00:37:06,127
It's a white burgundy.
2016 Château de Beauregard.

689
00:37:06,259 --> 00:37:08,495
- Oh.
- This is okay for you?

690
00:37:08,629 --> 00:37:12,332
Uh, yeah, I'm used to drinking
Two-Buck Chuck from TJ, so yes.

691
00:37:13,801 --> 00:37:16,704
- Sorry, my English.
- This is great.

692
00:37:23,343 --> 00:37:25,378
Well, this is a bit awkward.

693
00:37:25,513 --> 00:37:26,948
Yeah.

694
00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:29,483
I kind of feel like we're
in a porno or something.

695
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:31,318
What?

696
00:37:31,451 --> 00:37:33,654
Uh, you know, you're, the,

697
00:37:33,788 --> 00:37:37,091
uh, sexy executive here
on a business trip,

698
00:37:37,225 --> 00:37:39,861
and I'm just the naive bellhop.

699
00:37:41,028 --> 00:37:41,996
I don't know.

700
00:37:42,395 --> 00:37:44,599
Anyway, Erika
thought we should meet.

701
00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:48,903
She's always surrounded herself
with such interesting people.

702
00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:52,774
A creator of personalities,
I like to say.

703
00:37:55,408 --> 00:37:57,111
And what do you do
for her, Elliot?

704
00:37:57,578 --> 00:38:00,480
Um, well, I think...

705
00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:05,385
tonight, uh,
the question really is...

706
00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:09,524
what can I do for you?

707
00:38:13,661 --> 00:38:14,929
What are you doing?

708
00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:17,430
Whatever you want.

709
00:38:17,565 --> 00:38:18,933
I'm your boy whore
for the evening.

710
00:38:19,066 --> 00:38:21,169
- Oh, really?
- Uh-huh.

711
00:38:22,203 --> 00:38:25,506
Do you want to slap me?
You can slap me if you want.

712
00:38:26,107 --> 00:38:28,910
Do you know what "eroticism" is?

713
00:38:29,544 --> 00:38:32,479
It's, uh, being turned on?

714
00:38:32,947 --> 00:38:33,948
No.

715
00:38:35,116 --> 00:38:36,050
Really?

716
00:38:37,084 --> 00:38:41,055
Americans treat sex
like it's an animal act...

717
00:38:41,956 --> 00:38:46,393
stripped of sensuality,
of mystery.

718
00:38:47,662 --> 00:38:49,630
Crawling on your hands
and knees,

719
00:38:49,764 --> 00:38:53,134
reciting this cheap,
pornographic script?

720
00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:57,505
This is not erotic.
This is performance.

721
00:38:59,574 --> 00:39:01,709
- Get up off the floor.
- Okay.

722
00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:13,453
Sex is not something you do.

723
00:39:13,955 --> 00:39:14,989
It's not?

724
00:39:15,623 --> 00:39:20,427
No, it's a language.
It's a dance.

725
00:39:23,264 --> 00:39:24,565
Do... Do you mind?

726
00:39:35,243 --> 00:39:36,978
Very good wine.

727
00:39:40,114 --> 00:39:41,115
Okay.

728
00:39:41,616 --> 00:39:44,585
You need to slow down.

729
00:39:45,353 --> 00:39:46,621
Mm-hmm.

730
00:39:51,092 --> 00:39:53,160
Be in your body.

731
00:39:53,794 --> 00:39:55,129
Be in my body.

732
00:40:00,368 --> 00:40:01,936
Maybe you should just go.

733
00:40:02,069 --> 00:40:05,506
- What?
- I'm not going to fuck you.

734
00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:07,041
You're not?

735
00:40:07,808 --> 00:40:10,111
Never in a million years.

736
00:40:11,312 --> 00:40:13,514
<i>Did she really say,</i>
<i>"Sex is a dance?"</i>

737
00:40:13,648 --> 00:40:15,650
This is why
I fucking hate Europe.

738
00:40:15,783 --> 00:40:18,819
- I'm sorry. Did I fuck it up?
- No, babe, no.

739
00:40:18,953 --> 00:40:20,187
- Okay.
- It is not your fault

740
00:40:20,321 --> 00:40:21,421
that she's such a fucking prude.

741
00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:23,824
If she contacts you again,
no more.

742
00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:25,660
She's lost her privileges.

743
00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:28,863
I really don't think we'll have
to worry about that, but okay.

744
00:40:28,996 --> 00:40:30,298
Um...

745
00:40:30,765 --> 00:40:32,499
But do you mind if we do this
with, like, another one
of your friends?

746
00:40:32,633 --> 00:40:33,935
I don't know.
I kind of like being your toy

747
00:40:34,068 --> 00:40:36,237
that you pass around
and share, I guess.

748
00:40:36,904 --> 00:40:39,240
Yeah, we'll see.
Not for a while, though.

749
00:40:39,807 --> 00:40:41,309
- Why not?
- Mm.

750
00:40:41,441 --> 00:40:43,778
Because I said so.

751
00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:47,214
All right,
I gotta get back to work.

752
00:40:47,915 --> 00:40:48,816
Um...

753
00:40:50,818 --> 00:40:52,353
Do you want
to have dinner tonight?

754
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,488
Dinner? Like what...
like a real date?

755
00:40:55,957 --> 00:40:57,758
Yeah, baby, like a real date.

756
00:40:58,826 --> 00:41:00,561
Ye... yeah, yeah.

757
00:41:00,695 --> 00:41:02,096
- Okay.
- Yeah. That'd be nice.

758
00:41:03,397 --> 00:41:06,100
- How's your girlfriend, Minnie?
- Oh, Minerva?

759
00:41:06,233 --> 00:41:08,569
- That's right.
- She's all right, I guess.

760
00:41:08,970 --> 00:41:10,604
Yes, it's... it's just, uh,

761
00:41:10,738 --> 00:41:13,441
she's been super busy
and stressed recently.

762
00:41:13,574 --> 00:41:18,112
Also, we just go through life,
you know, differently.

763
00:41:18,245 --> 00:41:20,948
She's way more wrapped up
in science

764
00:41:21,082 --> 00:41:24,352
and I think just thinks
art's superficial.

765
00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:25,653
- Wow.
- Yeah.

766
00:41:25,786 --> 00:41:28,222
- A dullard.
- Yeah, yeah.

767
00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:30,291
Maybe.

768
00:41:30,524 --> 00:41:31,759
You should remind her that
art cuts through the bullshit

769
00:41:31,892 --> 00:41:33,127
of every single day.

770
00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:35,663
It connects us
to the core emotions

771
00:41:35,796 --> 00:41:37,365
that actually make us human.

772
00:41:37,732 --> 00:41:40,101
Ecstasy, fear, desire.

773
00:41:40,634 --> 00:41:42,603
Artists see things
other people don't.

774
00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:45,606
Have you always
been this way, or...?

775
00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:47,608
- A pretentious whore from hell?
- Ah.

776
00:41:47,742 --> 00:41:49,143
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, pretty much.

777
00:41:50,077 --> 00:41:51,846
You sub for your girlfriend too?

778
00:41:51,979 --> 00:41:54,081
Mentally and emotionally, yes.

779
00:41:54,215 --> 00:41:56,083
But I... No,
not... not in the bedroom.

780
00:41:56,217 --> 00:41:58,953
I... Yeah, sex is kind
of a minefield for me.

781
00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:02,123
- In what way?
- Well...

782
00:42:02,723 --> 00:42:04,759
Right after I was born,
my dad left,

783
00:42:04,892 --> 00:42:07,328
and so I was pretty much
just raised by my mom.

784
00:42:07,461 --> 00:42:09,897
By the way, I'm so sorry.
Let me know if I'm boring you.

785
00:42:10,031 --> 00:42:12,433
- No, not at all.
- Okay. Um...

786
00:42:13,134 --> 00:42:16,871
All my life, I've kind
of been this curious kid,

787
00:42:17,004 --> 00:42:18,439
like living in my own world,

788
00:42:18,572 --> 00:42:22,943
but also plagued by fear
and the desire for normalcy.

789
00:42:23,544 --> 00:42:24,879
But with you, you know,

790
00:42:25,012 --> 00:42:26,313
I actually don't have
to make any decisions.

791
00:42:26,447 --> 00:42:28,549
I've found this amazing
freedom...

792
00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:30,284
...in just letting go
of control.

793
00:42:31,452 --> 00:42:32,653
I know.

794
00:42:33,354 --> 00:42:34,622
You're welcome.

795
00:42:35,524 --> 00:42:36,991
<i>Where's your ticket?</i>

796
00:42:37,124 --> 00:42:38,392
- Oh, I didn't valet.
- I just parked in the street.

797
00:42:38,527 --> 00:42:39,460
What?

798
00:42:39,593 --> 00:42:41,996
Dude, even when I was poor,

799
00:42:42,129 --> 00:42:43,798
I valeted everywhere,
all the time.

800
00:42:43,931 --> 00:42:45,099
- Okay.
- You have to fake it
till you make it.

801
00:42:45,232 --> 00:42:47,168
Okay, okay.
Point taken.

802
00:42:48,035 --> 00:42:49,538
Can you hold this for a second?

803
00:42:50,337 --> 00:42:53,307
I have to go back
to the salt mines.

804
00:42:55,376 --> 00:42:57,178
Oh, you don't want me
to come over?

805
00:43:00,748 --> 00:43:02,316
The opening's next week, so...

806
00:43:03,117 --> 00:43:06,353
As much as I would love to come
for the next three hours,

807
00:43:06,487 --> 00:43:07,621
she gets what I mean,

808
00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:09,023
I can't. I gotta work.

809
00:43:09,558 --> 00:43:11,225
You don't really give
a shit what people think

810
00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:12,860
about you, do you?

811
00:43:12,993 --> 00:43:15,729
Why would I? Most people
are idiots and cowards, so...

812
00:43:17,298 --> 00:43:19,867
Yeah, you know,
I just wish that I could stop

813
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,836
caring so much
about other people's opinions.

814
00:43:21,969 --> 00:43:23,104
But that's your thing.

815
00:43:23,237 --> 00:43:24,972
You're the guy who loves
that spiked heel

816
00:43:25,106 --> 00:43:26,575
just grinding into his back.

817
00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:28,510
- That's my thing?
- Yeah.

818
00:43:28,642 --> 00:43:31,378
It's the most romantic thing
anyone's ever said to me, so...

819
00:43:31,513 --> 00:43:34,215
Aw. Well, you know
that's what I'm here for.

820
00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:39,820
Good night, baby.

821
00:43:40,254 --> 00:43:41,222
Night.

822
00:43:41,622 --> 00:43:43,491
<i>Erika played me like a violin.</i>

823
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:46,193
She knew just
how far she could push me

824
00:43:46,327 --> 00:43:48,729
and have me doing things
I never even dreamed of.

825
00:43:48,863 --> 00:43:50,264
I mean, we were outlaws.

826
00:43:50,397 --> 00:43:53,200
Just the two of us
against the oppressive,

827
00:43:53,334 --> 00:43:54,835
puritanical world.

828
00:43:55,769 --> 00:43:58,072
Sounds like
you were obsessed with her.

829
00:44:00,941 --> 00:44:02,743
Yeah, I... I was.

830
00:44:07,681 --> 00:44:09,216
Sorry about canceling tonight.

831
00:44:09,350 --> 00:44:10,851
Just, we're kind of,
uh, slammed

832
00:44:10,985 --> 00:44:12,786
getting ready
for the show next week.

833
00:44:13,654 --> 00:44:16,190
Oh, were we supposed
to do something?

834
00:44:16,323 --> 00:44:17,358
I was studying.

835
00:44:17,491 --> 00:44:19,326
For a...
For a change, right?

836
00:44:24,832 --> 00:44:26,967
Um, is it okay if I stop by?

837
00:44:27,368 --> 00:44:29,003
<i>I'm kind of</i>
<i>in your neighborhood.</i>

838
00:44:29,136 --> 00:44:30,971
I told you, I'm studying.

839
00:44:32,139 --> 00:44:35,276
Yeah, I just sort of wanted
to talk to you about something.

840
00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:37,546
<i>Can't you do it</i>
<i>over the phone?</i>

841
00:44:38,445 --> 00:44:41,148
Yeah, I just thought, um...

842
00:44:42,249 --> 00:44:44,285
All right, um...

843
00:44:47,121 --> 00:44:49,624
I was wondering,
have you ever...

844
00:44:50,057 --> 00:44:51,425
<i>Have I ever what?</i>

845
00:44:54,596 --> 00:44:56,163
Are you drunk or something?

846
00:44:56,631 --> 00:45:00,301
I had a little bit of wine
earlier, but I'm not drunk.

847
00:45:01,969 --> 00:45:05,039
Uh, no. I just...

848
00:45:06,006 --> 00:45:07,775
Have you ever
thought about us...

849
00:45:09,810 --> 00:45:10,878
taking a break?

850
00:45:11,011 --> 00:45:12,813
<i>Yeah, all the time.</i>

851
00:45:14,683 --> 00:45:15,617
Really?

852
00:45:15,749 --> 00:45:17,384
I mean, if that's what you want,

853
00:45:17,519 --> 00:45:20,187
it makes sense with me
being so busy and all.

854
00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:24,124
<i>So, uh, last night,</i>

855
00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:26,060
I talked to Minerva
about us taking a break.

856
00:45:26,528 --> 00:45:28,495
You know, she seemed
pretty okay with it.

857
00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:30,632
- So she dumped you, you mean?
- No, that's not...

858
00:45:30,764 --> 00:45:33,334
- Did you just hear
what I said, or...?

859
00:45:37,171 --> 00:45:38,707
What do you think's going on?

860
00:45:39,641 --> 00:45:42,843
I heard Viktor is freaking out
about the show

861
00:45:42,977 --> 00:45:44,713
because the studio is
on life support

862
00:45:44,845 --> 00:45:48,215
and Erika has been slacking off.

863
00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:50,017
- Okay.
- Rumor has it

864
00:45:50,150 --> 00:45:54,054
that she's been too busy banging
one of the assistants.

865
00:45:57,324 --> 00:45:59,994
So, what do we want
to do for lunch?

866
00:46:00,127 --> 00:46:02,196
- Uh...
- Anywhere is fine,

867
00:46:02,329 --> 00:46:05,366
except I am not doing
meat, soy, dairy, gluten,

868
00:46:05,499 --> 00:46:07,101
or sugar this week.

869
00:46:07,569 --> 00:46:08,469
Or corn.

870
00:46:08,603 --> 00:46:10,037
You're a blast at lunch.

871
00:46:10,170 --> 00:46:14,008
Elliot, Erika would like
to see you in her office.

872
00:46:14,743 --> 00:46:15,677
Now.

873
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,782
- Hi.
- Hey, uh, come on in.

874
00:46:23,017 --> 00:46:24,385
Is everything all right?

875
00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:27,288
Yeah, Vikktor's just
on the fucking rag again.

876
00:46:27,421 --> 00:46:29,923
Um, listen,
he and I were chatting,

877
00:46:30,057 --> 00:46:31,492
and we are in agreement

878
00:46:31,626 --> 00:46:34,928
that you and I should
probably cool it for a while.

879
00:46:35,062 --> 00:46:36,964
What? Why?

880
00:46:37,097 --> 00:46:38,932
The show's right
around the corner.

881
00:46:39,066 --> 00:46:41,135
I... I need to focus.
I just need to eliminate

882
00:46:41,268 --> 00:46:43,904
any and all
unnecessary distractions.

883
00:46:44,438 --> 00:46:46,273
Okay. Um...

884
00:46:47,908 --> 00:46:48,942
For how long?

885
00:46:49,076 --> 00:46:50,978
At least until the show is over.

886
00:46:54,348 --> 00:46:56,551
Um... Uh...

887
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,153
Really? I just... I just...

888
00:46:59,286 --> 00:47:00,555
I understand you have
to concentrate on your work.

889
00:47:00,689 --> 00:47:02,557
I realize that
this is the priority, but,

890
00:47:03,190 --> 00:47:06,193
what we have, us, right?
It's special. Right?

891
00:47:07,261 --> 00:47:09,196
Sure, but it's strictly
a sex thing.

892
00:47:09,330 --> 00:47:10,598
You understand that, right?

893
00:47:10,732 --> 00:47:12,534
You say sex is everything, so...

894
00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:15,035
Yeah, well, sex is everything.
It's also nothing, Elliot.

895
00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:16,403
I actually...

896
00:47:16,538 --> 00:47:17,672
I don't have time
to discuss it right now.

897
00:47:17,806 --> 00:47:19,173
So...

898
00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:24,278
Thank you.

899
00:47:27,615 --> 00:47:29,283
Okay.

900
00:47:36,658 --> 00:47:38,192
I'm really gonna miss you.

901
00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:40,394
I know.

902
00:48:20,401 --> 00:48:23,170
Hello, everybody.
Uh, I'm Elliot.

903
00:48:25,807 --> 00:48:26,808
I'm 23.

904
00:48:27,742 --> 00:48:31,345
And, like a lot of people
my age, I've had...

905
00:48:31,813 --> 00:48:35,115
conflicted and confusing
feelings about sex.

906
00:48:36,183 --> 00:48:40,254
Anyway, I met a girl
recently who...

907
00:48:41,556 --> 00:48:44,024
kind of rocked my world.

908
00:48:44,158 --> 00:48:46,628
Sexually, you know, speaking.

909
00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:49,631
And she's changed me

910
00:48:49,764 --> 00:48:53,033
in ways that I probably
can't even comprehend yet.

911
00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:54,501
But sex is a drug, man.

912
00:48:54,636 --> 00:48:57,772
I mean, the highs
are so intense.

913
00:48:58,305 --> 00:49:00,040
They bring you
to such a euphoric,

914
00:49:00,174 --> 00:49:01,876
out-of-body place.

915
00:49:02,009 --> 00:49:04,846
<i>It's like you leave reality</i>
<i>and all your troubles behind.</i>

916
00:49:04,978 --> 00:49:08,282
<i>Which makes the lows</i>
<i>feel fucking bottomless.</i>

917
00:49:08,415 --> 00:49:10,852
Such black, hopeless despair

918
00:49:10,984 --> 00:49:13,855
<i>that will make you do</i>
<i>anything for another fix.</i>

919
00:49:13,987 --> 00:49:15,422
<i>Nothing else matters.</i>

920
00:49:16,558 --> 00:49:18,292
<i>It's like any other addiction,</i>
<i>I guess.</i>

921
00:49:18,992 --> 00:49:20,628
<i>You know, you have to learn</i>
<i>how to control it,</i>

922
00:49:20,762 --> 00:49:23,163
<i>otherwise it just ends up</i>
<i>controlling you.</i>

923
00:49:33,741 --> 00:49:35,242
Hello?

924
00:49:35,442 --> 00:49:36,410
Okay, I'll fuck you tonight,
but you have to bring someone

925
00:49:36,544 --> 00:49:37,846
to hold your ass open for me.

926
00:49:37,978 --> 00:49:39,146
<i>What?</i>

927
00:49:39,279 --> 00:49:40,715
I said I want
to have a threesome,

928
00:49:40,849 --> 00:49:41,982
but it has to happen quick.

929
00:49:42,115 --> 00:49:43,417
<i>Are you in or are you out?</i>

930
00:49:43,551 --> 00:49:45,653
No, I... uh... uh... I'm in.

931
00:49:45,787 --> 00:49:47,755
<i>Okay, meet me</i>
<i>at my place at nine.</i>

932
00:49:47,889 --> 00:49:50,324
With a friend, who is hot.

933
00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,601
What?

934
00:50:00,234 --> 00:50:01,769
How long
have we been best friends?

935
00:50:02,871 --> 00:50:04,506
You're not paying rent again?

936
00:50:04,973 --> 00:50:06,373
What if Erika's not into me?

937
00:50:06,508 --> 00:50:07,909
Oh no, dude, I already sent
her a pic. Don't worry.

938
00:50:08,041 --> 00:50:09,243
- What, which one?
- This one.

939
00:50:09,844 --> 00:50:12,847
No, I look like a garden gnome
in this picture.

940
00:50:12,981 --> 00:50:14,114
No, you look so cute.

941
00:50:14,248 --> 00:50:15,382
- Oh, my God.
- What'd she say?

942
00:50:15,517 --> 00:50:16,851
Uh, she...

943
00:50:16,985 --> 00:50:18,318
Like, "She'll do."

944
00:50:19,587 --> 00:50:21,188
I need to be way more drunk...

945
00:50:21,321 --> 00:50:23,223
I know. Me too, me too, me too.

946
00:50:27,027 --> 00:50:30,063
Do you ever fake orgasms?

947
00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:31,498
Well, I'm a dude.

948
00:50:32,634 --> 00:50:33,635
So?

949
00:50:34,836 --> 00:50:36,704
My hair looks like
a giant tarantula

950
00:50:36,838 --> 00:50:38,171
is crawling out of my skull.

951
00:50:40,407 --> 00:50:43,845
Wait, um,
does this mean that, like...

952
00:50:44,444 --> 00:50:46,848
we're... you're gonna...

953
00:50:46,981 --> 00:50:49,651
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no.

954
00:50:54,756 --> 00:50:55,790
Maybe.

955
00:51:03,330 --> 00:51:05,700
I've never had
a threesome before. Have you?

956
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,569
Uh, in freshman year,

957
00:51:07,702 --> 00:51:08,937
I messed around
with that lesbian couple,

958
00:51:09,069 --> 00:51:10,237
Mutt and Jeff,
does that count?

959
00:51:10,370 --> 00:51:12,406
- Ew, really?
- No, well, I bowed out

960
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:14,107
because they were
both on their periods.

961
00:51:14,241 --> 00:51:16,611
- Why are you telling me this?
- I know.

962
00:51:16,744 --> 00:51:18,245
It's disgusting.

963
00:51:21,214 --> 00:51:23,518
Okay, so just
a full disclosure, okay?

964
00:51:23,651 --> 00:51:28,923
I haven't... I haven't had,
like, sex in a while.

965
00:51:29,057 --> 00:51:30,290
What's a while?

966
00:51:30,658 --> 00:51:34,227
I don't know, like, since Felix,
so, like, probably...

967
00:51:34,796 --> 00:51:37,966
- a year or something.
- A year!

968
00:51:38,098 --> 00:51:39,266
Apple...

969
00:51:39,399 --> 00:51:40,300
- What?
- I'm so sorry.

970
00:51:40,434 --> 00:51:41,703
No, why are you reacting

971
00:51:41,836 --> 00:51:43,671
like I just told you
I had a brain tumor?

972
00:51:43,805 --> 00:51:44,839
Stop.

973
00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:48,442
- Hey.
- Hey.

974
00:51:48,576 --> 00:51:49,978
Hi, guys, come in.

975
00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:51,713
Okay.

976
00:52:00,153 --> 00:52:01,288
Can I get you anything?

977
00:52:01,723 --> 00:52:04,124
Uh, no. I think we're okay.
Thanks.

978
00:52:05,158 --> 00:52:06,961
You can have a seat
if you'd like.

979
00:52:07,662 --> 00:52:09,463
- Oh.
- Oh, yeah. Mm.

980
00:52:24,478 --> 00:52:25,713
I like your friend.

981
00:52:26,814 --> 00:52:29,584
- You're very hot.
- Oh, thank you. Thanks.

982
00:52:29,717 --> 00:52:31,519
- She's got nice tits, too.
- Elliot, Elli...

983
00:52:31,653 --> 00:52:33,921
Come on. It's okay. It's okay.

984
00:52:38,158 --> 00:52:39,259
May I?

985
00:52:45,033 --> 00:52:47,635
Okay, hmm.

986
00:52:49,837 --> 00:52:50,905
Hmm.

987
00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:54,776
Beautiful.

988
00:52:55,409 --> 00:52:57,244
- Thank you.
- Mm.

989
00:53:15,029 --> 00:53:16,363
So you're gay.

990
00:53:16,798 --> 00:53:19,567
What? No. No.

991
00:53:19,701 --> 00:53:21,936
Oh. I got a clue.

992
00:53:22,335 --> 00:53:25,173
Well, you're a very good kisser.
Gentle.

993
00:53:25,305 --> 00:53:26,541
Not like Elliot.

994
00:53:26,674 --> 00:53:28,576
Elliot kisses with his mouth
wide open

995
00:53:28,710 --> 00:53:30,410
like he's just trying to suck
the whole world in.

996
00:53:30,545 --> 00:53:32,513
- No, I don't.
- Yeah, no, I'm not saying
it's a bad thing.

997
00:53:32,647 --> 00:53:34,182
It's just how you kiss.

998
00:53:34,314 --> 00:53:36,383
Why don't you just show Apple?
Why don't you demonstrate?

999
00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:37,952
- What?
- Yeah.

1000
00:53:40,121 --> 00:53:42,222
- No.
- Um...

1001
00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:45,827
Okay, um, yeah.

1002
00:53:53,568 --> 00:53:55,002
I'm sorry.

1003
00:54:13,755 --> 00:54:14,722
Hey.

1004
00:54:15,355 --> 00:54:17,225
Should we follow her?

1005
00:54:17,859 --> 00:54:18,993
Uh, who?

1006
00:54:19,527 --> 00:54:21,729
- Erika.
- Oh, yeah.

1007
00:54:21,863 --> 00:54:23,998
- Right, right?
- Yeah. Have you...
You mean, me too?

1008
00:54:24,132 --> 00:54:25,099
Yeah, of course.

1009
00:54:25,233 --> 00:54:27,735
Oh. Did you... Okay. Um...

1010
00:54:32,039 --> 00:54:34,474
Wow.
You guys really took your time.

1011
00:54:34,609 --> 00:54:36,077
Okay, here's
what's gonna happen.

1012
00:54:36,210 --> 00:54:39,446
Elliot, take your clothes off.
Apple, get on the bed.

1013
00:54:40,447 --> 00:54:41,649
Now!

1014
00:54:48,256 --> 00:54:50,057
- Hand.
- What?

1015
00:54:50,191 --> 00:54:51,491
- Turn around.
- Oh.

1016
00:54:53,094 --> 00:54:54,562
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
The cuffs are hurting me.

1017
00:54:54,695 --> 00:54:56,164
Quit fucking whining.

1018
00:54:56,998 --> 00:55:01,803
Okay, you are going to sit here
like a good little pervert

1019
00:55:01,936 --> 00:55:03,738
and watch
while I fuck your friend.

1020
00:55:19,554 --> 00:55:21,823
This sucks.
The cuffs are hurting my wrist.

1021
00:55:21,956 --> 00:55:24,324
I... I think Elliot wants
to be untied.

1022
00:55:24,457 --> 00:55:25,626
No, he's fine.

1023
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,327
- Okay.
- I'm not fine. I'm so bored.

1024
00:55:27,460 --> 00:55:32,133
Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up.
I told you to stop whining.

1025
00:55:32,266 --> 00:55:34,235
Well, wouldn't it be fun
if you fucked me too?

1026
00:55:34,367 --> 00:55:35,536
- No.
- Why?

1027
00:55:35,670 --> 00:55:36,904
Because you're
a greedy little slut

1028
00:55:37,038 --> 00:55:38,639
and you can't always
get what you want.

1029
00:55:39,106 --> 00:55:40,407
You, come here.

1030
00:55:42,442 --> 00:55:43,811
Blindfold him.

1031
00:55:44,312 --> 00:55:45,313
Really?

1032
00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:46,814
Ugh, yes.

1033
00:55:46,948 --> 00:55:49,851
Apple, this is all part
of the game,

1034
00:55:49,984 --> 00:55:52,320
and Elliot loves this.
He thinks it's wonderful.

1035
00:55:52,452 --> 00:55:54,655
No, I don't...

1036
00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:05,867
Ah...

1037
00:56:20,848 --> 00:56:23,483
Erika, stop.
This isn't funny anymore.

1038
00:56:23,618 --> 00:56:25,152
Come on.

1039
00:56:25,286 --> 00:56:26,687
Fine. You want to get fucked...

1040
00:56:26,821 --> 00:56:29,456
...you can get fucked.

1041
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,028
Put this on.

1042
00:56:34,161 --> 00:56:35,395
Uh, um...

1043
00:56:36,931 --> 00:56:38,065
Mm.

1044
00:56:41,769 --> 00:56:44,705
Okay, okay. Come on.
Come on, come on.

1045
00:56:47,541 --> 00:56:48,475
Oh, fuck!

1046
00:56:48,609 --> 00:56:49,911
Did you bite my fucking lip?

1047
00:56:50,044 --> 00:56:52,246
This is... Apple, just stop.
I'm so sorry.

1048
00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:55,616
This was such a fucking stupid,
crazy fucking idea.

1049
00:56:57,718 --> 00:56:58,986
Why? Are you...

1050
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,155
Are you grossed out
by me or something?

1051
00:57:03,791 --> 00:57:06,160
What? No. What are you
talking about?

1052
00:57:06,827 --> 00:57:10,131
You'll fuck anyone
and everyone,

1053
00:57:10,264 --> 00:57:11,866
but I'm not good enough for you?

1054
00:57:12,667 --> 00:57:14,635
No, Apple, where is this
coming from?

1055
00:57:14,769 --> 00:57:16,203
Who are you? I'm so...

1056
00:57:16,337 --> 00:57:18,239
I just... Please,
just wait a second, okay?

1057
00:57:18,372 --> 00:57:20,074
- No. No, don't talk to me.
Here,
listen, I'm sorry.

1058
00:57:20,207 --> 00:57:21,976
I don't know why
I even came here.

1059
00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:24,345
I can't believe I let you
talk me into this.

1060
00:57:24,477 --> 00:57:26,113
Apple, I just... I didn't know
it was going to be...

1061
00:57:26,247 --> 00:57:28,015
I'm so sorry. Don't go.
Please, just wait...

1062
00:57:28,149 --> 00:57:30,885
So, what's happening right now
is very special.

1063
00:57:31,018 --> 00:57:33,754
You both are entering
into what's known as subspace.

1064
00:57:33,888 --> 00:57:35,589
You see, you,
Apple, and I just...

1065
00:57:35,723 --> 00:57:37,158
We went through something
very intense together,

1066
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:39,894
and you're having just extreme
emotional reactions.

1067
00:57:40,027 --> 00:57:42,430
See, this is what
SandM is all about.

1068
00:57:42,563 --> 00:57:45,599
Are you fucking crazy?
Why are you doing this?

1069
00:57:45,733 --> 00:57:47,034
Because you like it, baby.

1070
00:57:47,168 --> 00:57:49,570
I don't like it.
I don't even know if I like you.

1071
00:57:49,704 --> 00:57:51,339
Okay, whatever.

1072
00:57:51,471 --> 00:57:52,673
I mean, Apple.

1073
00:57:52,807 --> 00:57:55,076
- Apple, just one second.
- No! No!

1074
00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:57,011
Who do you think you are?

1075
00:57:57,144 --> 00:58:00,014
You can't just fucking toy
with people's emotions

1076
00:58:00,147 --> 00:58:02,650
for your own
sick game, you know?

1077
00:58:04,418 --> 00:58:07,121
Go ahead. Run away
like a scared little boy.

1078
00:58:07,655 --> 00:58:08,923
You'll be back.

1079
00:58:37,918 --> 00:58:40,321
Uh, actually, uh,
sir, can we, um...

1080
00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:42,523
can we make one more stop?

1081
00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:51,232
Did you ever love me?

1082
00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:53,367
Uh, what are you doing here?

1083
00:58:53,501 --> 00:58:55,069
I'm trying
to talk to you.

1084
00:58:55,469 --> 00:58:58,639
But...
...we're not together anymore.

1085
00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:00,808
No, I know, but... but...
but we need to talk.

1086
00:59:01,175 --> 00:59:03,544
It's late
and you're obviously wasted.

1087
00:59:03,677 --> 00:59:05,379
Yeah.

1088
00:59:05,514 --> 00:59:08,449
Seriously, Elliot,
let's not do this right now.

1089
00:59:08,582 --> 00:59:09,950
It's never a good time for you.

1090
00:59:10,084 --> 00:59:11,986
Why were you such
a shitty fucking girlfriend?

1091
00:59:12,119 --> 00:59:13,320
Excuse me?

1092
00:59:13,454 --> 00:59:14,989
You never wanted
to hang out or have sex with me,

1093
00:59:15,122 --> 00:59:16,791
which is basically
the whole point

1094
00:59:16,924 --> 00:59:18,159
of being in a relationship.

1095
00:59:18,292 --> 00:59:20,661
You knew exactly
what you signed up for.

1096
00:59:20,795 --> 00:59:22,196
I told you
from the very beginning

1097
00:59:22,329 --> 00:59:24,533
that until I finish my postdoc,
my work comes first.

1098
00:59:24,665 --> 00:59:25,866
Don't you think because,
you know,

1099
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,435
we're both
so emotionally stunted

1100
00:59:27,568 --> 00:59:28,803
and suck at communicating

1101
00:59:28,936 --> 00:59:30,771
that actually we're,
I don't know,

1102
00:59:30,905 --> 00:59:32,406
maybe perfect for each other?

1103
00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:35,544
What? Are you fucking
kidding me right now?

1104
00:59:35,676 --> 00:59:36,877
- Can I come in?
- No.

1105
00:59:37,011 --> 00:59:38,379
Please, please,
just let me come in.

1106
00:59:38,513 --> 00:59:40,414
I'm not gonna try
to have sex with you, right?

1107
00:59:40,549 --> 00:59:41,949
- Elliot, just...
I'm not gonna try
to fuck you.

1108
00:59:42,083 --> 00:59:42,716
- Elliot, go home!
- Please.

1109
00:59:42,850 --> 00:59:44,051
Babe?

1110
00:59:44,485 --> 00:59:46,053
The fuck is going on?

1111
01:00:24,258 --> 01:00:26,060
I was totally
circling the drain.

1112
01:00:27,596 --> 01:00:30,030
<i>My two most</i>
<i>important relationships,</i>

1113
01:00:30,164 --> 01:00:32,266
my girlfriend
and my best friend,

1114
01:00:32,399 --> 01:00:34,168
were trash beyond repair.

1115
01:00:34,301 --> 01:00:36,904
<i>And I really just had no one</i>
<i>to blame but myself.</i>

1116
01:00:37,404 --> 01:00:40,875
You didn't blame Erika,
considering how she treated you?

1117
01:00:41,275 --> 01:00:44,478
Seems like you would be
angry or resentful.

1118
01:00:44,613 --> 01:00:47,549
Sure, Erika led me down
the path to my destruction,

1119
01:00:47,681 --> 01:00:48,916
but at the end of the day,

1120
01:00:49,049 --> 01:00:51,652
everything I did
was always my choice.

1121
01:00:52,419 --> 01:00:54,221
<i>I mean, you want</i>
<i>to know the sickest part?</i>

1122
01:00:54,355 --> 01:00:55,990
<i>It's the fact that even though</i>
<i>all of this had happened,</i>

1123
01:00:56,123 --> 01:00:57,958
<i>I still wanted to be with her.</i>

1124
01:00:58,092 --> 01:01:01,729
This is the kind of fucked up,
intense state of mind I was in.

1125
01:01:02,129 --> 01:01:04,498
Hey, man, I really can't
thank you enough.

1126
01:01:04,633 --> 01:01:06,133
I mean, I... I...

1127
01:01:06,267 --> 01:01:07,569
I swear to you, I'll be out
of here as soon as I can.

1128
01:01:07,701 --> 01:01:08,702
I already asked
my mom for a loan.

1129
01:01:08,836 --> 01:01:10,271
Oh, that's great,

1130
01:01:10,404 --> 01:01:12,139
because you're already kind
of cramping my style.

1131
01:01:12,273 --> 01:01:13,841
You know, I have a hookup coming
over in about half an hour.

1132
01:01:13,974 --> 01:01:15,042
- Okay.
- So...

1133
01:01:15,176 --> 01:01:17,278
- Oh, okay. Um...
- Mm-hmm.

1134
01:01:18,445 --> 01:01:19,947
Well, I can grab a cup
of coffee or something.

1135
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,782
Honestly, I don't really care
what you do

1136
01:01:21,916 --> 01:01:23,951
as long as you're not here.

1137
01:01:24,451 --> 01:01:25,853
How long do you think?

1138
01:01:28,389 --> 01:01:29,924
Give or take, like, 90 minutes.
It's gotta be a quickie,

1139
01:01:30,057 --> 01:01:32,226
because I have a real date
later tonight.

1140
01:01:32,661 --> 01:01:34,195
- Okay.
- Yeah.

1141
01:01:35,129 --> 01:01:37,532
Is it too much to ask
to take a shower before?

1142
01:01:37,666 --> 01:01:39,568
- Yeah, just make it fast.
- Okay.

1143
01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:40,701
Mm-hmm.

1144
01:01:41,335 --> 01:01:43,237
- You'll find it.
- Sorry. Sorry.

1145
01:01:43,370 --> 01:01:46,340
Yeah. Also,
can you use the guest towel?

1146
01:01:47,241 --> 01:01:49,176
It's the one
that says guest on it.

1147
01:01:50,477 --> 01:01:51,445
Copy.

1148
01:01:51,946 --> 01:01:53,914
Things were looking very bleak.

1149
01:01:57,818 --> 01:01:59,987
<i>It definitely seemed like</i>
<i>I had hit rock bottom.</i>

1150
01:02:08,630 --> 01:02:09,930
I just had no idea

1151
01:02:10,064 --> 01:02:11,765
how much worse
my life was going to become.

1152
01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:28,516
Ugh, that woman over there
looks like a foot.

1153
01:02:30,585 --> 01:02:31,986
I'm fucking starving.

1154
01:02:33,254 --> 01:02:34,723
- I'm sorry, do you mind?
- Uh, don't.

1155
01:02:34,855 --> 01:02:36,190
Why?

1156
01:02:36,323 --> 01:02:37,726
Grabbing food off
of a tray is disgusting...

1157
01:02:37,891 --> 01:02:39,527
Yeah, but Zap,
I haven't eaten lunch.

1158
01:02:40,894 --> 01:02:42,196
I think
you're gonna love it.

1159
01:02:42,329 --> 01:02:43,764
You were one of
the first people I thought of.

1160
01:02:43,897 --> 01:02:45,399
Whoa! Oh, my God.
You're Laquisha Fox.

1161
01:02:45,533 --> 01:02:47,401
I am such a huge fan.
I work with Erika.

1162
01:02:47,535 --> 01:02:49,270
- My name's...
- You don't have to.
He's an assistant.

1163
01:02:49,403 --> 01:02:51,272
What you have to do
is see Erika's newest work.

1164
01:02:51,405 --> 01:02:53,207
It's... It's everything.
It's dangerous.

1165
01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:55,409
I don't know.
I'm not sure I get it.

1166
01:02:55,543 --> 01:02:59,480
It's like Pornhub meets
the bottom of our son's sneaker.

1167
01:02:59,614 --> 01:03:01,815
Hun, don't be a vulgarian.

1168
01:03:02,349 --> 01:03:04,619
Well, then, please,
Erika, enlighten us.

1169
01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:06,120
What does it all mean?

1170
01:03:06,655 --> 01:03:08,188
Fuck if I know.

1171
01:03:08,389 --> 01:03:09,790
- It means money
in my bank account, guys.
- Oh!

1172
01:03:09,923 --> 01:03:12,860
That's all I care about.

1173
01:03:13,894 --> 01:03:15,129
Thank you.

1174
01:03:18,032 --> 01:03:21,302
Oh, oh, Elliot. Wait one second.
Elliot. Elliot.

1175
01:03:22,570 --> 01:03:24,938
- Hi.
- Hi. God, there you are.

1176
01:03:25,072 --> 01:03:26,907
I've been looking for you
literally everywhere.

1177
01:03:27,041 --> 01:03:28,242
Guys, this is Elliot.

1178
01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:29,678
Elliot, meet
my very good friends

1179
01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:30,911
from New York, the Bruces.

1180
01:03:31,045 --> 01:03:32,179
- Hi.
- Hi. Hi.

1181
01:03:32,313 --> 01:03:33,615
Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you.

1182
01:03:33,748 --> 01:03:35,316
- Hello, Elliot.
- Okay, guys, have fun.

1183
01:03:35,449 --> 01:03:38,819
Go roam. Drink for free.
Buy everything. Thank you.

1184
01:03:39,721 --> 01:03:41,255
Thank fucking God.

1185
01:03:41,388 --> 01:03:43,658
I thought my face was gonna
crack off from fake smiling.

1186
01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:45,893
Hi! Aw.

1187
01:03:49,096 --> 01:03:52,299
Okay. I'm sorry about...

1188
01:03:53,100 --> 01:03:54,835
the other night.
I think I was...

1189
01:03:54,968 --> 01:03:56,470
I think I was more stressed
about the show

1190
01:03:56,604 --> 01:03:59,907
than I thought,
and, um, I'm sorry.

1191
01:04:00,542 --> 01:04:01,442
Okay.

1192
01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:03,511
But it's going
really well, right?

1193
01:04:03,944 --> 01:04:05,379
I feel like
it's going really well.

1194
01:04:06,146 --> 01:04:07,682
- Yep.
- Yeah.

1195
01:04:07,816 --> 01:04:09,083
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, this is what
I want to do.

1196
01:04:09,883 --> 01:04:11,885
I want you to go
to the ladies' room.

1197
01:04:12,286 --> 01:04:14,421
I want you to wait
in the furthest stall

1198
01:04:14,556 --> 01:04:15,889
for three minutes,

1199
01:04:16,023 --> 01:04:18,926
and then I'm gonna come in
and fuck you with this dildo.

1200
01:04:20,027 --> 01:04:21,962
No. Are you drunk? No.

1201
01:04:22,096 --> 01:04:23,330
Wha...

1202
01:04:23,464 --> 01:04:25,399
Don't be a buzzkill.
It's gonna be fun.

1203
01:04:25,899 --> 01:04:29,436
And also, this is technically
a work-related event,

1204
01:04:29,571 --> 01:04:31,071
so I am paying you.

1205
01:04:31,205 --> 01:04:33,207
- Mm-hmm.
- So you have to do what I say.

1206
01:04:33,641 --> 01:04:37,344
I mean, that's gotta be
sexual harassment or something.

1207
01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:38,646
Oh, aw.

1208
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,181
Come on, baby.

1209
01:04:41,315 --> 01:04:42,483
Please?

1210
01:04:43,317 --> 01:04:46,153
Thing is that I'm just really,
really wet,

1211
01:04:46,286 --> 01:04:47,888
just thinking about it, so...

1212
01:05:00,267 --> 01:05:03,738
Erika, Erika.
I'd like to introduce you

1213
01:05:03,872 --> 01:05:06,273
to Margaret Epstein
from MoMA.

1214
01:05:06,407 --> 01:05:09,711
Wow, yes,
it is such a pleasure.

1215
01:05:09,844 --> 01:05:11,546
We've... we've...
we've chatted on the phone,

1216
01:05:11,679 --> 01:05:13,180
but never in person.

1217
01:05:13,313 --> 01:05:16,250
Really, Erika, I am such a fan.

1218
01:05:16,383 --> 01:05:19,420
Oh, my God,
thank you.

1219
01:05:19,554 --> 01:05:21,955
You are more than an artist.

1220
01:05:22,690 --> 01:05:26,795
You are a psychologist
of the human condition.

1221
01:05:27,394 --> 01:05:31,699
You know what?
I absolutely agree with you.

1222
01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:33,233
Right.

1223
01:05:33,367 --> 01:05:34,268
Right.

1224
01:05:35,703 --> 01:05:37,070
The new work, though.

1225
01:05:37,204 --> 01:05:39,006
- Yes.
- I must say...

1226
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,943
I'm not so sure it's up to par.

1227
01:05:45,713 --> 01:05:52,252
Well, I... I do always strive
to break new ground creatively.

1228
01:05:52,386 --> 01:05:53,922
- Erika never plays it safe.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

1229
01:05:54,054 --> 01:05:55,289
And she never repeats herself.

1230
01:05:55,422 --> 01:05:58,158
- That's what makes her iconic.
- Mm-hmm. Hmm.

1231
01:05:58,292 --> 01:06:00,427
And I'm going to show
you a piece

1232
01:06:00,562 --> 01:06:02,730
that illustrates that
right over here.

1233
01:06:02,864 --> 01:06:04,833
Come this way. Come this way.

1234
01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:39,667
Even more than an artist,
I sort of think of myself

1235
01:06:39,801 --> 01:06:43,103
as a psychologist
of the human condition.

1236
01:06:43,237 --> 01:06:44,471
You know?

1237
01:06:46,608 --> 01:06:47,609
Elliot.

1238
01:06:48,643 --> 01:06:49,611
Erika?

1239
01:06:52,580 --> 01:06:55,249
I don't even wanna
know what you're doing

1240
01:06:55,382 --> 01:06:57,117
in the women's bathroom, okay?

1241
01:06:57,251 --> 01:06:58,720
- You need to get
your shit together...
- Oh, my god, Yeah.

1242
01:06:58,853 --> 01:07:00,588
...and you gotta come
with me right now.

1243
01:07:00,722 --> 01:07:02,089
Let's go. Come on.

1244
01:07:04,024 --> 01:07:05,527
Is that you?

1245
01:07:22,442 --> 01:07:24,612
Elliot, you gotta think
about this.

1246
01:07:24,746 --> 01:07:26,814
Okay, just think it through.
Think it through.

1247
01:07:28,215 --> 01:07:29,584
Oh, my God.

1248
01:07:31,586 --> 01:07:33,788
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1249
01:07:34,187 --> 01:07:37,090
Uh, I'm sorry, sir.
Can I help you?

1250
01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:39,694
What? Are you joking?

1251
01:07:42,095 --> 01:07:44,832
Erika, that video was just
supposed to be for... ours.

1252
01:07:44,966 --> 01:07:47,067
That was supposed to be for us.
I trusted you with that,

1253
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,336
and then you go
and put it in your show
without my consent.

1254
01:07:49,469 --> 01:07:51,039
Sorry, sir, you seem
to be quite drunk.

1255
01:07:51,171 --> 01:07:52,774
- I don't know if you need
any assistance.
What?

1256
01:07:52,907 --> 01:07:54,576
I get that you've done
fucked up shit before, right?

1257
01:07:54,709 --> 01:07:56,811
But this is on a whole new level
of fucked up-ness.

1258
01:07:56,945 --> 01:07:58,111
Hey, excuse me. What's, uh...

1259
01:07:58,245 --> 01:07:59,847
Something...
Is something wrong?

1260
01:08:00,314 --> 01:08:02,050
I don't know. This man seems
to be having some sort
of psychotic episode.

1261
01:08:02,182 --> 01:08:03,483
No, Erika, you can't.

1262
01:08:03,618 --> 01:08:06,054
You cannot just act
like some kind of god

1263
01:08:06,186 --> 01:08:08,188
up in the sky and none
of your actions,

1264
01:08:08,322 --> 01:08:09,991
you know,
have any ramifications.

1265
01:08:10,123 --> 01:08:12,159
- You can't just do that.
Please, Erika, no.
- Sir, sir.

1266
01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:13,962
- Vikktor, stop.
Talk to me, Erika.
- You're gonna have to leave.

1267
01:08:14,094 --> 01:08:15,195
- Sir.
- He's on drugs.

1268
01:08:15,329 --> 01:08:16,698
You need to get him
out of here...

1269
01:08:16,831 --> 01:08:18,833
- Go fuck yourself.
- Hey, hey, hey.

1270
01:08:18,967 --> 01:08:20,568
- All right, hey! Sir! Sir!
- Go fuck yourself.
Fuck you, Erika.

1271
01:08:20,702 --> 01:08:22,402
- Go fuck yourself.
- Sir, get the fuck outta here!

1272
01:08:43,390 --> 01:08:45,560
Well...

1273
01:08:45,693 --> 01:08:46,594
That...

1274
01:08:47,227 --> 01:08:50,865
That was entertaining.

1275
01:08:51,465 --> 01:08:53,868
Never a dull moment, right?

1276
01:08:54,569 --> 01:08:55,603
Okay.

1277
01:08:56,303 --> 01:08:57,572
What was I saying?

1278
01:08:57,705 --> 01:09:00,374
"Is Erika Tracey over?"

1279
01:09:00,508 --> 01:09:04,545
"As if the art on display
last night was not proof enough

1280
01:09:04,679 --> 01:09:08,248
that this tired old whore
is done-zo,

1281
01:09:08,382 --> 01:09:10,118
an enraged former boy toy,"

1282
01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:14,454
that's you, "exploded in
her face at her own party."

1283
01:09:14,589 --> 01:09:17,792
"Say buh-bye,
bee-atch."

1284
01:09:17,925 --> 01:09:19,827
That's not even the worst one.
You should read

1285
01:09:19,961 --> 01:09:21,529
- what the fucking <i>Times</i> said...
- Yeah, no, I get it, I get it.

1286
01:09:21,663 --> 01:09:23,831
I drank a little bit
too much last night.

1287
01:09:23,965 --> 01:09:25,133
Didn't we all?

1288
01:09:25,265 --> 01:09:26,466
After you left, I gave a fat guy

1289
01:09:26,601 --> 01:09:28,136
half a handjob
in the parking lot.

1290
01:09:32,339 --> 01:09:34,509
- Oh, fuck.
- What?

1291
01:09:34,642 --> 01:09:36,678
- Vikktor fired me.
- Mm.

1292
01:09:37,912 --> 01:09:39,279
Are you surprised?

1293
01:09:39,881 --> 01:09:41,181
I guess not.

1294
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:44,686
Well, don't feel too special.

1295
01:09:45,987 --> 01:09:48,156
With Erika officially
past her sell-by date,

1296
01:09:48,288 --> 01:09:49,423
I think it's safe to say

1297
01:09:49,557 --> 01:09:50,858
we are all
on the chopping block.

1298
01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:54,194
Thank God. I don't really need
to work anyway.

1299
01:09:55,930 --> 01:09:57,197
Oh, heads up.

1300
01:09:57,330 --> 01:09:59,567
I am having
a Grindr party/orgy tonight,

1301
01:09:59,701 --> 01:10:01,334
so you might want to find
somewhere else to sleep.

1302
01:10:02,103 --> 01:10:04,672
How long's the man jamboree
gonna last this time?

1303
01:10:04,806 --> 01:10:06,206
All weekend.

1304
01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:08,176
Great.

1305
01:10:08,576 --> 01:10:10,277
<i>I had nowhere left to go.</i>

1306
01:10:11,244 --> 01:10:12,345
I had no job.

1307
01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:15,850
No prospects.
I was at the end of my rope.

1308
01:10:29,197 --> 01:10:32,767
Okay, okay, I'm leaving.

1309
01:10:33,768 --> 01:10:34,869
Fuck.

1310
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,683
Hello?

1311
01:10:51,919 --> 01:10:55,156
Finally. God, what took you
so fucking long?

1312
01:10:55,288 --> 01:10:56,591
Come on, get in here.

1313
01:10:56,724 --> 01:10:58,860
Don't fucking stand there
like a half-wit.

1314
01:10:59,961 --> 01:11:01,562
I hate drinking alone.

1315
01:11:01,996 --> 01:11:03,363
It's so traj.

1316
01:11:03,497 --> 01:11:05,432
So look, come here. Just get...

1317
01:11:05,566 --> 01:11:10,337
I want to propose a toast
to the bitter end...

1318
01:11:11,506 --> 01:11:15,643
- of Erika Tracy.
- What?

1319
01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:17,845
Oh, did you not hear?

1320
01:11:18,445 --> 01:11:23,718
The show
was a fucking disaster.

1321
01:11:23,851 --> 01:11:26,954
I'm done. Finito. Terminated.

1322
01:11:27,088 --> 01:11:30,625
They fucking hate me.
They hate me. They hate me.

1323
01:11:30,758 --> 01:11:33,928
So now, we have to toast.
We have to celebrate.

1324
01:11:34,061 --> 01:11:39,133
Will you celebrate with me?
Come on. Come on.

1325
01:11:39,267 --> 01:11:41,202
Mm.

1326
01:11:41,334 --> 01:11:44,071
Yeah.

1327
01:11:44,205 --> 01:11:46,641
Here, have more. This helps.

1328
01:11:47,175 --> 01:11:48,709
Come on. No, it's good.

1329
01:11:48,843 --> 01:11:50,477
It's good. It's good. It's good.
It's good. It's good. It's good.

1330
01:11:50,611 --> 01:11:55,049
Okay.
Mm-hmm, mmm.

1331
01:11:55,183 --> 01:11:56,818
You want some more?

1332
01:11:56,951 --> 01:11:58,719
- Mm-mm
- You want some more?
Just like a little bit more?

1333
01:11:58,853 --> 01:12:00,487
- Little bit? Bit, bit, bit!
- No, Erika. Please... Stop...

1334
01:12:00,621 --> 01:12:03,323
Oh!

1335
01:12:03,456 --> 01:12:04,959
Mm-hmm, mm-hm.

1336
01:12:05,893 --> 01:12:08,596
Ugh. Here's what I want to do.
You come with me.

1337
01:12:09,096 --> 01:12:11,364
Here's what you're going to do.
You're gonna, um,

1338
01:12:11,498 --> 01:12:12,633
take all
your fucking clothes off.

1339
01:12:12,767 --> 01:12:14,068
- Take your clothes off.
- What?

1340
01:12:14,202 --> 01:12:16,403
You're going to take
all your clothes off.

1341
01:12:16,537 --> 01:12:18,072
- Just take your clothes off.
And then you put this on.
- I don't want to...

1342
01:12:18,206 --> 01:12:20,373
Take all your clothes off.
Come on. Let's go.

1343
01:12:20,508 --> 01:12:23,177
Erika,
I don't want to...
- Just fucking do it!

1344
01:12:23,311 --> 01:12:26,647
Jesus. Fuck.

1345
01:12:28,616 --> 01:12:30,084
And into that.

1346
01:12:30,585 --> 01:12:33,120
That's great. Yes.

1347
01:12:33,521 --> 01:12:35,823
Yes.

1348
01:12:35,957 --> 01:12:37,490
Come on.
We don't have all night.

1349
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,327
Let's go.

1350
01:12:40,194 --> 01:12:41,929
Okay. You're gonna love this.

1351
01:12:42,063 --> 01:12:44,497
This is so good.
I have something so good.

1352
01:12:44,632 --> 01:12:45,600
Okay.

1353
01:12:45,733 --> 01:12:47,367
This is so...

1354
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:49,036
Okay, you sit down.

1355
01:12:49,170 --> 01:12:51,005
Here, you sit. Sit there.

1356
01:12:51,706 --> 01:12:55,676
You go like that...

1357
01:12:57,144 --> 01:12:58,346
Like... I go...

1358
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,782
- Oh, you're so pretty.
- What are you doing?

1359
01:13:01,916 --> 01:13:04,852
Shush, shush, shush.
No... No questions. Oh...

1360
01:13:05,485 --> 01:13:07,154
Hi. Hi.

1361
01:13:08,022 --> 01:13:08,789
Mm.

1362
01:13:09,223 --> 01:13:11,792
Okay.
Here's what I'm going to do.

1363
01:13:11,926 --> 01:13:12,860
Tonight...

1364
01:13:13,828 --> 01:13:14,729
you...

1365
01:13:15,563 --> 01:13:17,064
are gonna be me.

1366
01:13:17,531 --> 01:13:19,333
And I'm gonna fuck you.

1367
01:13:19,967 --> 01:13:22,870
And then
I will be fucking myself.

1368
01:13:23,403 --> 01:13:25,206
Literally this time.

1369
01:13:25,339 --> 01:13:27,375
- So I get...
- Are you out of your mind?
I'm not doing that...

1370
01:13:27,508 --> 01:13:29,043
No, no, no,
Come on. Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

1371
01:13:29,176 --> 01:13:30,578
No, no, no.

1372
01:13:30,711 --> 01:13:32,246
- Erika, I don't wanna do that.
- Oh, come on, sit.

1373
01:13:32,380 --> 01:13:34,649
Please stop.
- Just... Oh, you don't
wanna fuck me?

1374
01:13:34,782 --> 01:13:36,517
- No.
- Come on.

1375
01:13:36,651 --> 01:13:38,185
Come on. Oh, come on,
come on, come on.

1376
01:13:38,319 --> 01:13:39,820
- This isn't funny.
- Come on, come on.

1377
01:13:39,954 --> 01:13:41,188
- Stop.
- Come on.

1378
01:13:41,656 --> 01:13:42,723
Stop it.

1379
01:13:42,857 --> 01:13:44,091
Are you fucking crazy?

1380
01:13:44,225 --> 01:13:46,493
Come on. Come on!

1381
01:13:48,262 --> 01:13:49,797
I just told you
what I want you to do!

1382
01:13:49,931 --> 01:13:51,464
Can you just do it for me?

1383
01:13:51,599 --> 01:13:53,534
Can you just do
what I asked you to do?

1384
01:13:53,668 --> 01:13:54,835
Erika, what is wrong with you?

1385
01:13:54,969 --> 01:13:56,938
What the fu...
Are you fucking insane?

1386
01:13:57,071 --> 01:13:59,073
Stop! This is not fun anymore.

1387
01:13:59,206 --> 01:14:00,675
- Erika, listen to me.
- You do it!

1388
01:14:01,042 --> 01:14:03,711
Right now. No.
This is... Erika, stop!

1389
01:14:08,115 --> 01:14:10,217
No!

1390
01:14:10,351 --> 01:14:14,221
Do not hit me!

1391
01:14:14,889 --> 01:14:16,924
That's the last thing
I remember.

1392
01:14:18,192 --> 01:14:19,492
So you hit her?

1393
01:14:19,627 --> 01:14:22,229
No. What?
No, I didn't hit her.

1394
01:14:22,363 --> 01:14:25,166
She was attacking me.
I was just defending myself.

1395
01:14:25,299 --> 01:14:27,568
I mean, I've never seen
Erika like this. So unhinged.

1396
01:14:27,702 --> 01:14:29,236
Like she had
nothing left to lose.

1397
01:14:29,737 --> 01:14:32,340
You said she was intoxicated
when you arrived.

1398
01:14:33,407 --> 01:14:35,443
Yeah, I mean,
she was definitely fucked up.

1399
01:14:35,576 --> 01:14:37,578
I mean, you know,

1400
01:14:37,712 --> 01:14:39,714
she was really upset
about the show tanking.

1401
01:14:39,847 --> 01:14:42,016
So, I mean, I don't know
if she was on anything

1402
01:14:42,149 --> 01:14:43,184
besides alcohol, but...

1403
01:14:43,317 --> 01:14:45,219
You were under
the influence as well.

1404
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,455
I had a few glasses
of champagne,

1405
01:14:47,588 --> 01:14:48,823
but that was it.

1406
01:14:50,725 --> 01:14:53,227
You said earlier
you blacked out.

1407
01:14:54,929 --> 01:14:56,964
Um, well,
I hadn't eaten all day.

1408
01:14:57,765 --> 01:14:59,767
I guess that the alcohol
was hitting me,

1409
01:14:59,900 --> 01:15:01,669
you know, a little bit
harder than usual.

1410
01:15:01,802 --> 01:15:03,137
So let me
get this straight.

1411
01:15:03,270 --> 01:15:06,007
You drove to Erika's house,
you got drunk,

1412
01:15:06,140 --> 01:15:09,377
you got in a violent,
physical altercation with her,

1413
01:15:09,777 --> 01:15:12,213
and then you
conveniently blacked out

1414
01:15:12,346 --> 01:15:14,415
and can't account
for anything that happened

1415
01:15:14,548 --> 01:15:15,649
for the rest of the night?

1416
01:15:15,783 --> 01:15:17,885
I didn't conveniently black out.

1417
01:15:18,352 --> 01:15:20,021
Yeah, if you say so.

1418
01:15:21,522 --> 01:15:23,391
After you regained
consciousness,

1419
01:15:23,524 --> 01:15:25,126
then what happened?

1420
01:15:39,106 --> 01:15:40,141
Erika?

1421
01:15:43,110 --> 01:15:44,145
Erika?

1422
01:15:47,081 --> 01:15:49,617
Stop fucking around, Erika.
Where are you?

1423
01:16:13,174 --> 01:16:14,241
Oh, fuck.

1424
01:16:15,142 --> 01:16:16,243
Fuck.

1425
01:16:16,677 --> 01:16:18,045
Oh, fuck.

1426
01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:20,247
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

1427
01:16:23,552 --> 01:16:24,819
Fuck.

1428
01:16:25,686 --> 01:16:27,188
Erika.

1429
01:16:40,734 --> 01:16:42,603
Wait, wake up, wake up.

1430
01:16:49,343 --> 01:16:50,579
Erika... Erika, wake up.

1431
01:16:50,711 --> 01:16:52,113
Wake up. Erika, wake up.

1432
01:16:52,246 --> 01:16:53,914
Erika, come on.
Stop fucking with me.

1433
01:16:54,048 --> 01:16:55,749
Come on. Wake up. Wake up.
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

1434
01:16:55,883 --> 01:16:57,785
Come on, come on, come on!

1435
01:17:13,934 --> 01:17:15,302
Hi, uh, hello.

1436
01:17:15,436 --> 01:17:18,172
My, uh, my friend,
she fell into the pool.

1437
01:17:18,305 --> 01:17:19,740
Uh, there was an accident.
She...

1438
01:17:19,874 --> 01:17:21,142
I tried to give her
mouth-to-mouth,

1439
01:17:21,275 --> 01:17:23,244
but I think...
10,010 Wonderland Terrace,

1440
01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:25,479
Yes. Um, okay.

1441
01:17:25,614 --> 01:17:27,181
Yeah. But... Please hurry.

1442
01:17:27,314 --> 01:17:29,150
Okay. Okay.

1443
01:17:40,294 --> 01:17:41,729
Erika?

1444
01:17:48,169 --> 01:17:49,103
Erika?

1445
01:17:52,473 --> 01:17:55,276
And then her body
miraculously disappeared.

1446
01:17:56,645 --> 01:17:57,678
I don't know.

1447
01:17:57,811 --> 01:17:58,979
I mean, I went
inside the house

1448
01:17:59,113 --> 01:18:01,315
for, like, 60 seconds
to call 911.

1449
01:18:01,448 --> 01:18:03,050
How long
were you unconscious?

1450
01:18:03,484 --> 01:18:05,554
I don't remember,
but I didn't kill her.

1451
01:18:05,686 --> 01:18:07,021
I know that for sure.

1452
01:18:09,156 --> 01:18:12,893
Is there anyone you can think of
that may have wanted Erika dead?

1453
01:18:14,862 --> 01:18:16,964
She wasn't universally loved,
but...

1454
01:18:17,097 --> 01:18:18,600
I can't think of anyone
she pissed off

1455
01:18:18,732 --> 01:18:20,134
enough to want her murdered.

1456
01:18:22,937 --> 01:18:25,172
I don't know. I can't say
for sure, though. I...

1457
01:18:26,106 --> 01:18:28,309
I honestly didn't know her
that well.

1458
01:18:35,416 --> 01:18:36,817
So, what happens now?

1459
01:18:39,521 --> 01:18:42,624
Well, with no body,
there's no evidence.

1460
01:18:42,756 --> 01:18:43,891
So...

1461
01:18:44,959 --> 01:18:46,193
you're free to go.

1462
01:18:47,161 --> 01:18:48,062
What?

1463
01:18:48,762 --> 01:18:51,031
I can just leave?

1464
01:18:51,165 --> 01:18:52,132
For now.

1465
01:18:52,701 --> 01:18:53,934
But don't go far.

1466
01:18:55,336 --> 01:18:57,771
So, how many days
has it been now?

1467
01:18:58,339 --> 01:18:59,574
Five.

1468
01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:01,375
You know, the police say
the longer that she's missing,

1469
01:19:01,509 --> 01:19:03,645
the less likely it is
that she's alive.

1470
01:19:04,178 --> 01:19:05,779
Do you think I need
to get a lawyer?

1471
01:19:05,913 --> 01:19:07,781
I mean, not that
I can afford one, but...

1472
01:19:08,382 --> 01:19:11,218
Let's stay optimistic
for the time being.

1473
01:19:11,352 --> 01:19:16,924
Speaking of, it seems like
the clickbait drama has restored

1474
01:19:17,057 --> 01:19:19,594
Erika's market value
at the very least.

1475
01:19:19,728 --> 01:19:20,595
What?

1476
01:19:20,729 --> 01:19:22,396
Every one of her pieces

1477
01:19:22,530 --> 01:19:25,099
from her shitty
train wreck show sold out.

1478
01:19:25,232 --> 01:19:27,234
So I guess it's true
what they say.

1479
01:19:27,868 --> 01:19:31,205
"An artist is worth more
dead than alive."

1480
01:19:31,772 --> 01:19:32,741
I mean...

1481
01:19:33,374 --> 01:19:36,043
Is it just me or is that
so unbelievably fucked up?

1482
01:19:36,477 --> 01:19:38,613
Welcome to the sad reality
of now.

1483
01:19:39,079 --> 01:19:41,750
I'm gonna go for a run.
You want me to get you anything
while I'm out?

1484
01:19:41,882 --> 01:19:43,784
No, I'm... I'm good.

1485
01:19:43,917 --> 01:19:45,252
Text me if you change your mind.

1486
01:19:45,386 --> 01:19:47,087
Okay.

1487
01:19:48,289 --> 01:19:50,525
- You expecting a package?
- No.

1488
01:19:56,698 --> 01:19:58,098
Elliot?

1489
01:19:59,534 --> 01:20:00,535
It's for you.

1490
01:20:12,781 --> 01:20:14,281
I'll give you two a minute.

1491
01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:21,556
Hi.

1492
01:20:25,794 --> 01:20:27,061
So...

1493
01:20:28,295 --> 01:20:30,130
What you're trying to say
is that it's all...

1494
01:20:30,264 --> 01:20:31,398
it's all Vikktor's fault.

1495
01:20:31,533 --> 01:20:33,267
No. No, no, no, no.
Definitely not.

1496
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:36,303
I... I take full responsibility
for my part in this. But...

1497
01:20:37,739 --> 01:20:39,373
after the show bombed,

1498
01:20:39,507 --> 01:20:42,910
the brand took a huge hit.
We had to do something.

1499
01:20:43,944 --> 01:20:45,245
You used me in a plot

1500
01:20:45,379 --> 01:20:48,015
to fake your own death
for publicity?

1501
01:20:48,148 --> 01:20:50,518
I understand
why you're upset. I do.

1502
01:20:50,652 --> 01:20:53,320
Which is why I'm here
apologizing in person.

1503
01:20:53,454 --> 01:20:55,255
And as I told you,
I already cleared everything up

1504
01:20:55,389 --> 01:20:56,957
- with the police.
- Oh.

1505
01:20:57,091 --> 01:20:58,693
Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.

1506
01:20:58,827 --> 01:21:01,862
I'm sorry.
I'm truly, truly sorry.

1507
01:21:01,995 --> 01:21:05,099
But the studio
was hemorrhaging money.

1508
01:21:05,232 --> 01:21:06,500
And... and...
and when Vikktor came up

1509
01:21:06,634 --> 01:21:08,636
with this whole
cockamamie scheme, I...

1510
01:21:09,470 --> 01:21:11,472
I didn't know
what else to do.

1511
01:21:15,876 --> 01:21:17,311
Did you roofie me?

1512
01:21:19,413 --> 01:21:20,615
I had to.

1513
01:21:21,915 --> 01:21:24,786
For the plan to work,
you had to be just
a little foggier than usual,

1514
01:21:24,918 --> 01:21:26,120
and we needed time,

1515
01:21:26,253 --> 01:21:28,422
you know,
to pull off the operation.

1516
01:21:29,256 --> 01:21:30,991
It was your usual just...

1517
01:21:31,626 --> 01:21:33,927
spy movie stuff.

1518
01:21:34,495 --> 01:21:36,964
I mean, to be honest,
the hardest part

1519
01:21:37,464 --> 01:21:39,199
was forcing myself
not to breathe

1520
01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:41,969
or laugh when you were
giving me mouth-to-mouth.

1521
01:21:45,673 --> 01:21:48,810
And then Vikktor
and I waited outside

1522
01:21:48,942 --> 01:21:50,512
<i>to make sure you called 911.</i>

1523
01:21:53,914 --> 01:21:56,016
And the rest is history.

1524
01:21:58,452 --> 01:21:59,554
Why me?

1525
01:22:01,155 --> 01:22:02,222
Well, you gave us a...

1526
01:22:02,824 --> 01:22:06,393
I mean, with your whole meltdown
at the opening,

1527
01:22:06,528 --> 01:22:08,630
it was
a pretty convenient motive,

1528
01:22:08,763 --> 01:22:10,130
you know?

1529
01:22:10,264 --> 01:22:12,199
And plus, you're the most
gullible/trustworthy

1530
01:22:12,332 --> 01:22:14,935
of my... Most of my friends
would have just run away,

1531
01:22:15,068 --> 01:22:16,538
not even called 911.

1532
01:22:19,039 --> 01:22:23,277
I don't know
what to say. I mean...

1533
01:22:24,178 --> 01:22:25,547
I'm happy you're alive.

1534
01:22:27,247 --> 01:22:28,449
But I'm so, um,

1535
01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:30,919
unbelievably angry
at the same time.

1536
01:22:31,051 --> 01:22:33,053
I mean,
I was just living my life,

1537
01:22:33,187 --> 01:22:35,355
minding my own business,
and then you come along,

1538
01:22:35,489 --> 01:22:36,957
and before I even know
what's happening,

1539
01:22:37,090 --> 01:22:39,661
I'm a sex slave
to a complete fucking sociopath

1540
01:22:39,794 --> 01:22:42,296
and being interrogated
by the cops for murder.

1541
01:22:42,429 --> 01:22:45,834
- That's fair.
- It's not fucking fair, Erika!

1542
01:22:45,966 --> 01:22:47,000
It's fucked up!

1543
01:22:47,569 --> 01:22:49,303
Do you not understand
what you've done?

1544
01:22:49,436 --> 01:22:51,606
I lost everything
because of you.

1545
01:22:51,739 --> 01:22:55,275
I mean, Erika, I had real
fucking feelings for you,

1546
01:22:55,409 --> 01:22:57,879
and you destroyed
my entire fucking life.

1547
01:22:58,011 --> 01:23:00,748
I know you're upset right now,
but you need to trust me.

1548
01:23:00,882 --> 01:23:03,083
As somebody who has come back
from the dead,

1549
01:23:03,217 --> 01:23:05,018
literally and figuratively
more than once,

1550
01:23:05,152 --> 01:23:06,821
your life is not destroyed.

1551
01:23:07,655 --> 01:23:10,390
In fact...
there's a silver lining.

1552
01:23:10,525 --> 01:23:12,192
Silver lining? What the fuck
are you even talking about?

1553
01:23:12,326 --> 01:23:14,294
Okay, I'll tell you.
Remember when I was saying

1554
01:23:14,428 --> 01:23:16,263
that in order
to break through the noise

1555
01:23:16,396 --> 01:23:19,466
and get people's attention
these days, you have to make
a big commotion?

1556
01:23:19,601 --> 01:23:20,869
Well, now you,

1557
01:23:21,001 --> 01:23:23,538
despite whatever nuisance
it's caused at the moment,

1558
01:23:23,671 --> 01:23:25,707
you can now go
and make a documentary

1559
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:28,442
or, uh, write a book
or a miniseries or whatever

1560
01:23:28,576 --> 01:23:30,678
after you change all
the names, and it'll say,

1561
01:23:30,812 --> 01:23:33,113
"Based on an insane
but shockingly true story,"

1562
01:23:33,247 --> 01:23:35,617
which is all people give
a shit about these days.

1563
01:23:36,618 --> 01:23:40,320
So, what? You... you expect me
to be grateful

1564
01:23:40,454 --> 01:23:43,758
for you implicating me in
this entire fucking shit show?

1565
01:23:45,459 --> 01:23:47,662
- Yes.
- Wow.

1566
01:23:48,663 --> 01:23:49,764
Wow.

1567
01:23:51,031 --> 01:23:54,769
You are fucking something else.

1568
01:23:58,006 --> 01:23:59,741
I don't believe
in shame or regret

1569
01:23:59,874 --> 01:24:03,143
or any of the other
fucked up brainwashing

1570
01:24:03,277 --> 01:24:04,712
they give you
in Catholic school.

1571
01:24:06,446 --> 01:24:08,248
Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
we have a very special guest

1572
01:24:08,382 --> 01:24:10,484
in the studio today,
world-renowned artist

1573
01:24:10,618 --> 01:24:13,053
and now author,
uh, Erika Tracy.

1574
01:24:14,022 --> 01:24:15,289
Erika's autobiography,

1575
01:24:15,422 --> 01:24:17,190
<i>Confessions of a Slut,</i>

1576
01:24:17,324 --> 01:24:18,693
<i>How to Get Laid</i>
<i>and Conquer the World</i>
<i>at the Same Time</i>

1577
01:24:18,826 --> 01:24:20,962
is online
and in bookstores now.

1578
01:24:21,128 --> 01:24:22,329
Go get it.

1579
01:24:22,462 --> 01:24:24,566
Erika, I mean, welcome
to the show, obviously.

1580
01:24:24,699 --> 01:24:26,199
I kind of can't believe
you're here right now...

1581
01:24:26,333 --> 01:24:27,434
...which is so crazy.

1582
01:24:27,569 --> 01:24:30,304
That makes two of us.

1583
01:24:30,437 --> 01:24:31,739
Um, I was surprised

1584
01:24:31,873 --> 01:24:34,742
to see that I made enough
of an impression

1585
01:24:34,876 --> 01:24:36,844
to warrant an entire chapter
in your book.

1586
01:24:36,978 --> 01:24:39,479
I mean, I'm full of surprises.
You should know that by now.

1587
01:24:39,614 --> 01:24:41,481
Do I ever. Uh...

1588
01:24:41,616 --> 01:24:43,051
So, um...

1589
01:24:43,183 --> 01:24:44,217
<i>So that was fun.</i>

1590
01:24:44,351 --> 01:24:46,086
- It actually was.
- Yeah.

1591
01:24:46,219 --> 01:24:47,487
- It was great.
- Yeah.

1592
01:24:47,622 --> 01:24:48,756
And it looks like
you were right again.

1593
01:24:48,890 --> 01:24:50,290
What do you mean?

1594
01:24:50,424 --> 01:24:51,926
Well, you always said
that I'd see the benefits

1595
01:24:52,060 --> 01:24:54,161
of our relationship in the end,
and I mean, well, here we are.

1596
01:24:54,294 --> 01:24:55,495
I'm always right.
You should know this.

1597
01:24:55,630 --> 01:24:57,264
That is... That is so true.

1598
01:24:57,397 --> 01:24:59,299
Hey, I, uh...
Did you want to get,

1599
01:24:59,433 --> 01:25:01,401
like, a drink
or dinner or something?

1600
01:25:01,536 --> 01:25:03,838
Elliot, are you hitting on me?

1601
01:25:03,972 --> 01:25:05,439
Maybe.

1602
01:25:06,808 --> 01:25:08,342
I have plans tonight.

1603
01:25:08,475 --> 01:25:09,911
And I'm flying out first thing
in the morning.

1604
01:25:10,044 --> 01:25:12,279
And plus, I've already
fucked you, so what's the point?

1605
01:25:12,780 --> 01:25:13,648
So true.

1606
01:25:14,147 --> 01:25:16,216
You do look good,
though.
- Thank you.

1607
01:25:16,350 --> 01:25:17,885
What'd you do?
Did you replace me or something?

1608
01:25:18,019 --> 01:25:20,220
Oh, Erika, trust me,
there's no replacing you.

1609
01:25:20,354 --> 01:25:22,523
- Why, have you replaced me?
- Yeah, of course.

1610
01:25:22,657 --> 01:25:24,257
- Oh.
- But it's not the same.

1611
01:25:24,391 --> 01:25:26,493
That's nice to hear.
Well, I'm not worried about you.

1612
01:25:26,628 --> 01:25:28,663
I mean, you know, I'm sure
there's a lot of weak men

1613
01:25:28,796 --> 01:25:30,531
looking for a strong woman
to dominate them.

1614
01:25:30,665 --> 01:25:32,299
- Ouch.
- I know.

1615
01:25:32,432 --> 01:25:35,870
Wow. I do want to tell you,
though, that I...

1616
01:25:37,437 --> 01:25:39,139
I am proud of you.

1617
01:25:39,707 --> 01:25:42,810
Oh, um, thank you.
That... That means a lot.

1618
01:25:44,045 --> 01:25:45,412
Oh, gracias, babe.

1619
01:25:45,546 --> 01:25:48,116
Jesus, this is Elliot.
Elliot, this is Jesus.

1620
01:25:48,248 --> 01:25:49,483
Hey, man. Uh, nice to meet you.

1621
01:25:49,617 --> 01:25:51,485
No, no, he doesn't
speak English, so...

1622
01:25:51,619 --> 01:25:52,954
Oh, yeah, no, of course not.

1623
01:25:53,087 --> 01:25:54,989
I really hate to break up
this circle jerk,

1624
01:25:55,123 --> 01:25:58,191
but our next segment is ready,
and we are on a tight schedule.

1625
01:25:58,325 --> 01:26:00,494
- Mm-hmm.
- Have we met before?

1626
01:26:03,196 --> 01:26:04,364
Two minutes.

1627
01:26:05,298 --> 01:26:06,934
Let's not make it
another two years.

1628
01:26:07,068 --> 01:26:09,269
Definitely.
If you're in New York, call me.

1629
01:26:09,403 --> 01:26:10,638
Uh, it's a date.

1630
01:26:11,072 --> 01:26:12,507
- Bye, Elliot.
- Bye.

1631
01:26:40,968 --> 01:26:42,402
Dearly beloved.

1632
01:26:44,105 --> 01:26:45,540
We are gathered here today

1633
01:26:45,973 --> 01:26:49,209
to witness the union of these
two beautiful souls...

1634
01:26:50,243 --> 01:26:51,546
as one.

1635
01:26:53,147 --> 01:26:57,250
Do you, Elliot, take Erika
to be your lawfully wedded wife,

1636
01:26:57,885 --> 01:27:01,556
to have and to hold,
to honor and cherish...

1637
01:27:02,355 --> 01:27:04,324
till death do you part?

1638
01:27:05,059 --> 01:27:05,993
I do.

1639
01:27:07,061 --> 01:27:08,361
And do you, Erika,

1640
01:27:08,930 --> 01:27:11,566
take Elliot to be
your lawfully wedded husband,

1641
01:27:12,299 --> 01:27:13,868
to have and to hold,

1642
01:27:14,468 --> 01:27:15,837
to honor and cherish...

1643
01:27:16,938 --> 01:27:18,405
till death do you part?

1644
01:27:19,006 --> 01:27:20,007
I do.

1645
01:27:21,909 --> 01:27:23,845
I pronounce you
man and wife.

1646
01:27:26,881 --> 01:27:28,583
You may kiss the bride.

1647
01:28:56,003 --> 01:28:58,005
- My toothbrush...
- Do you wanna...

1648
01:29:00,808 --> 01:29:04,912
Legendary, rock hard...
Sorry. Sorry.

1649
01:29:06,914 --> 01:29:09,617
Mm-hmm.

1650
01:29:10,251 --> 01:29:11,552
And wear a cockstrap.

1651
01:29:14,522 --> 01:29:15,857
<i>Should I wear</i>
<i>a cockstrap?</i>

1652
01:29:15,990 --> 01:29:17,091
<i>- Are you sure?</i>
- Elliot. <i>Yes.</i>

1653
01:29:17,225 --> 01:29:18,458
You're selling it so well.

1654
01:29:18,593 --> 01:29:20,828
Thank you so much, Erika.

1655
01:29:20,962 --> 01:29:22,797
No. Like, that's,
like, not the vibe.

1656
01:29:22,930 --> 01:29:24,364
- Ow, fuck.
- Oh, God.

1657
01:29:28,035 --> 01:29:30,503
Looking at you.

1658
01:29:30,638 --> 01:29:31,772
I'm looking at you.

1659
01:29:31,906 --> 01:29:34,141
I knew it. I knew it.

1660
01:29:37,345 --> 01:29:38,813
Okay.

1661
01:29:41,515 --> 01:29:42,750
Greg, I'm gonna do this one

1662
01:29:42,884 --> 01:29:44,518
just fucking right
down the barrel.

1663
01:29:50,625 --> 01:29:53,027
Sorry, say that again?

1664
01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:54,695
Sure. Mm-hmm.

1665
01:29:59,233 --> 01:30:00,400
She's so manipulative.

1666
01:30:02,435 --> 01:30:03,537
I know.