1 00:00:06,096 --> 00:00:07,967 JAY: Okay, how's this for a slogan? 2 00:00:08,011 --> 00:00:10,013 "Woodstone Mansion: your one-stop shop 3 00:00:10,056 --> 00:00:11,797 "for events and sleeping over, 4 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,887 followed by breakfast the next morning"? 5 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:17,281 That's not a slogan, that is a description of a B and B. 6 00:00:17,324 --> 00:00:20,327 What do you think? Maybe... 7 00:00:20,371 --> 00:00:21,850 She does not like that. 8 00:00:21,894 --> 00:00:23,591 What do you mean? She said "maybe." 9 00:00:23,635 --> 00:00:25,245 You poor, simple brute. 10 00:00:25,289 --> 00:00:27,726 "Maybe" means she hates it and she's letting him down easy. 11 00:00:27,769 --> 00:00:29,423 Mm, I've been using that for years. 12 00:00:29,467 --> 00:00:31,382 Told Al Capone that every time he invited me 13 00:00:31,425 --> 00:00:33,253 to the Hotsy Totsy Club. 14 00:00:33,297 --> 00:00:35,168 Well, what do we have here? 15 00:00:35,212 --> 00:00:36,474 Oh, we're just working on the website 16 00:00:36,517 --> 00:00:37,953 for the bed-and-breakfast. 17 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:41,087 Still? Good God, it's not the Magna Carta, Sam. 18 00:00:41,131 --> 00:00:43,481 Chop, chop. The ghosts are in here. 19 00:00:43,524 --> 00:00:45,091 Oh, I assume they're everywhere. 20 00:00:45,135 --> 00:00:47,398 That's why I shower with a bathing suit. 21 00:00:47,441 --> 00:00:49,400 [laughs] That's true. It's got little duckies on it. 22 00:00:49,443 --> 00:00:52,490 Okay, all right, I-I think we're just overthinking this. 23 00:00:52,533 --> 00:00:54,492 It doesn't need to be groundbreaking. 24 00:00:54,535 --> 00:00:56,581 Some pics, some directions, 25 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,844 a way for people to pay us money. No, no, Jay, 26 00:00:58,887 --> 00:01:01,455 this website is our first impression to the world. 27 00:01:01,499 --> 00:01:03,588 Okay, fine. I'll just let you handle it, 28 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,068 but please get it done 29 00:01:05,111 --> 00:01:06,591 'cause we need this place to open soon, 30 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,549 so we can earn a living. I know. 31 00:01:08,593 --> 00:01:11,204 Or we need to find another valuable ghost watch, 32 00:01:11,248 --> 00:01:13,424 but you are taking it off the next corpse. 33 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:16,775 [laughs] Oh... What is my life even? 34 00:01:16,818 --> 00:01:17,863 You know, 35 00:01:17,906 --> 00:01:19,082 I can actually recite 36 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:20,648 a great deal of the Magna Carta 37 00:01:20,692 --> 00:01:22,302 if anybody's interested. 38 00:01:22,346 --> 00:01:24,565 It might be a fun way to pass the time. 39 00:01:24,609 --> 00:01:26,915 Maybe... 40 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,917 [chuckles] 41 00:01:28,961 --> 00:01:30,049 That means no. 42 00:01:30,093 --> 00:01:31,050 [Alberta laughs] 43 00:01:31,094 --> 00:01:33,096 ♪ 44 00:01:36,099 --> 00:01:38,449 JAY: Come on, that's not a foul. 45 00:01:38,492 --> 00:01:40,494 No way. That's just good defending. 46 00:01:40,538 --> 00:01:42,192 Pete agrees and says it was just good defending. 47 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,497 You see? Pete gets it. 48 00:01:43,541 --> 00:01:44,977 Literally the perfect guy to watch 49 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,109 a game with, aside from the fact 50 00:01:46,152 --> 00:01:47,675 that I can't see him or hear him. 51 00:01:47,719 --> 00:01:49,155 But we don't let that stop us. 52 00:01:49,199 --> 00:01:50,461 Pete says you don't let that stop you. 53 00:01:50,504 --> 00:01:53,116 So, since you're here, 54 00:01:53,159 --> 00:01:56,162 I'm assuming you finished the copy for our website. 55 00:01:56,206 --> 00:01:59,165 Pete says, "Good hustle on the backboards," 56 00:01:59,209 --> 00:02:00,514 and he wants to talk about that. 57 00:02:00,558 --> 00:02:01,950 Good hustle on the backboards? 58 00:02:01,994 --> 00:02:03,604 What does that even mean? 59 00:02:03,648 --> 00:02:06,868 Sam, Pete would never say that nonsense. You're stalling, 60 00:02:06,912 --> 00:02:09,001 and you need to get that cute little gummy bear butt 61 00:02:09,044 --> 00:02:10,959 back in the office and finish our website. 62 00:02:11,003 --> 00:02:13,005 Is it gummy bears or butts you have a thing for? 63 00:02:13,048 --> 00:02:14,485 I don't have to choose. 64 00:02:14,528 --> 00:02:17,401 Seriously, Pete and I will be fine without you. 65 00:02:17,444 --> 00:02:18,706 You sure? Pete? 66 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:20,969 Yeah, we'll be fine. I think. 67 00:02:21,013 --> 00:02:23,581 Pete and I can sit here in comfortable silence. 68 00:02:23,624 --> 00:02:26,627 [sighs] Okay, well, I guess I will leave you to it. 69 00:02:26,671 --> 00:02:28,673 Okay. Love you. 70 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:29,935 Love you. 71 00:02:29,978 --> 00:02:32,503 Oh! Damn! Pete, did you see that? 72 00:02:32,546 --> 00:02:33,591 Let's do the thing. 73 00:02:33,634 --> 00:02:35,549 Ooh! Ooh! Here we go. 74 00:02:35,593 --> 00:02:36,811 [grunting] 75 00:02:36,855 --> 00:02:37,943 [both grunting] 76 00:02:37,986 --> 00:02:38,944 [both imitate rifle racking] 77 00:02:38,987 --> 00:02:39,945 [both kiss] 78 00:02:39,988 --> 00:02:41,381 [laughs] 79 00:02:41,425 --> 00:02:43,209 Did we nail it? 'Cause I feel like we nailed it. 80 00:02:43,253 --> 00:02:45,646 Oh, we nailed it. I think, deep down, you know we nailed it. 81 00:02:45,690 --> 00:02:48,214 [sighs] Yup, no idea. 82 00:02:48,258 --> 00:02:51,043 [exhales] 83 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,655 [dog barking] 84 00:02:54,699 --> 00:02:55,656 How's it coming? Uh... 85 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,267 Uh, working. 86 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,138 Working or watching YouTube videos of dogs 87 00:02:59,182 --> 00:03:00,661 being reunited with their owners? 88 00:03:00,705 --> 00:03:02,881 [sighs] He was stationed in Guam for three years, 89 00:03:02,924 --> 00:03:04,926 but Argus still recognized him right away. 90 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:06,145 Hmm. Okay, okay. 91 00:03:06,189 --> 00:03:08,234 Fine. I'm totally stuck. 92 00:03:08,278 --> 00:03:10,715 Well, look, I get it. Storyteller back in my day. 93 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,195 [chuckles] It was an oral tradition, 94 00:03:12,238 --> 00:03:14,153 but I liked to put my own spin on things, 95 00:03:14,197 --> 00:03:17,025 and sometimes the inspiration wasn't coming so fast. 96 00:03:17,069 --> 00:03:19,158 You do get it. [chuckles] Writing's the worst. 97 00:03:19,202 --> 00:03:21,769 I should've listened to my mom and done something safer, 98 00:03:21,813 --> 00:03:23,423 like go to law school. 99 00:03:23,467 --> 00:03:24,903 My dad was the same way. 100 00:03:24,946 --> 00:03:26,252 When I told him I wanted to be a storyteller, 101 00:03:26,296 --> 00:03:27,340 he didn't think it was a good idea. 102 00:03:27,384 --> 00:03:29,342 ♪ 103 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,351 What if you don't have the gift? 104 00:03:38,395 --> 00:03:41,006 I always wanted to be a storyteller, 105 00:03:41,049 --> 00:03:43,530 but I didn't have the gift. 106 00:03:43,574 --> 00:03:45,271 I don't want you to go through that disappointment. 107 00:03:45,315 --> 00:03:48,361 Yeah, I want to try. I think I have it in me. 108 00:03:48,405 --> 00:03:50,494 Maybe try something safer, 109 00:03:50,537 --> 00:03:52,800 like hunter or warrior? 110 00:03:52,844 --> 00:03:55,281 Yeah. Great. 111 00:03:55,325 --> 00:03:57,849 Across cultures and centuries, parents still find a way 112 00:03:57,892 --> 00:03:59,677 to put their own crap on us, huh? 113 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,201 Sam, how dare you disrespect my father like that? 114 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:07,032 I was kidding. Man, you're fun to mess with. [laughs] 115 00:04:07,075 --> 00:04:08,947 Hey, maybe I'm overstepping, 116 00:04:08,990 --> 00:04:12,080 but I literally have nothing to do, ever, so... 117 00:04:12,124 --> 00:04:13,604 do you want some help? 118 00:04:13,647 --> 00:04:15,910 Seriously? [chuckles] That would be amazing. 119 00:04:15,954 --> 00:04:17,390 Thank you, Sass. All right. 120 00:04:17,434 --> 00:04:19,305 Well, let's get started, then. 121 00:04:19,349 --> 00:04:20,915 Great. Yeah. 122 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:23,309 Right after we watch this elderly lady's corgi 123 00:04:23,353 --> 00:04:25,746 welcome her back from six weeks in the ICU. 124 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:28,009 Aw, look at the stubby little legs. 125 00:04:28,053 --> 00:04:30,664 Oh, my God, pass the ball! 126 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:33,188 Who does he think he is, Pistol Pete Maravich? [chuckles] 127 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:35,626 I assume you saw that, Pete. 128 00:04:35,669 --> 00:04:37,280 If you're even still here. 129 00:04:37,323 --> 00:04:39,717 Of course I saw it, and I made a very pithy comment. 130 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,153 Ugh, this is frustrating. 131 00:04:41,196 --> 00:04:43,024 I can talk basketball with you, Pete. 132 00:04:43,068 --> 00:04:45,331 Oh, that's very sweet, Flower, but you don't need to do that. 133 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:46,941 No, seriously. I grew up playing. 134 00:04:46,985 --> 00:04:48,378 I had three older brothers. 135 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,118 Oh, that sounds nice, but Jay and I 136 00:04:50,162 --> 00:04:51,555 have a whole shorthand, you know. 137 00:04:51,598 --> 00:04:53,078 It's kind of our thing. 138 00:04:53,121 --> 00:04:54,732 We don't just talk basketball with anyone. 139 00:04:54,775 --> 00:04:57,212 All right, I'll be back tomorrow with those baseboards. 140 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,302 Oh, Syracuse, nice. They're looking good this year. 141 00:04:59,345 --> 00:05:01,042 You're a fan? Love college ball. 142 00:05:01,086 --> 00:05:02,130 What is happening? 143 00:05:02,174 --> 00:05:03,610 Aw, they're connecting. 144 00:05:03,654 --> 00:05:05,351 You want to hang out and watch the game? 145 00:05:05,395 --> 00:05:09,137 I'm supposed to help my wife with TurboTax today, so... 146 00:05:09,181 --> 00:05:10,965 hell yeah, let's do this. 147 00:05:11,009 --> 00:05:12,532 Okay, well, there's not really room 148 00:05:12,576 --> 00:05:16,101 on the couch. [groans] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 149 00:05:16,144 --> 00:05:19,104 Sam! Sam! Oh, it hurts so much! 150 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:26,546 SASAPPIS: Okay, so, from these other hotel websites 151 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:27,765 you've shown me, it seems like these things 152 00:05:27,808 --> 00:05:28,940 are generally pretty dry and boring. 153 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:30,158 Exactly, and I really want us 154 00:05:30,202 --> 00:05:31,682 to stand out. 155 00:05:31,725 --> 00:05:33,379 Ooh, ooh! I have an idea. What, what, what? 156 00:05:33,423 --> 00:05:35,120 What if the website is written 157 00:05:35,163 --> 00:05:37,731 from the perspective of a tree? 158 00:05:38,993 --> 00:05:40,386 A tree? Yeah. 159 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:42,257 Who's been on the property for hundreds of years. 160 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,825 It's sort of like how us ghosts have been here for a long time 161 00:05:44,869 --> 00:05:46,261 and seen all kinds of change. 162 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,176 Oh, he's like the narrator. 163 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:50,570 It's very clever. [gasps] Ooh, ooh, ooh, 164 00:05:50,614 --> 00:05:53,007 and we'll call him-- wait for it-- Woody 165 00:05:53,051 --> 00:05:54,400 'cause he's a tree. 166 00:05:54,444 --> 00:05:55,923 What do you think? Do you like it? 167 00:05:55,967 --> 00:05:58,535 Maybe... [chuckles] 168 00:05:58,578 --> 00:06:00,972 Did you just "maybe" me? 169 00:06:01,015 --> 00:06:02,713 Maybe. 170 00:06:02,756 --> 00:06:05,280 Ah... and one! Yeah! 171 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,934 That's what I'm talking about! 172 00:06:06,978 --> 00:06:09,067 [mocking] That's what I'm talking about. [scoffs] 173 00:06:09,110 --> 00:06:10,634 Pete, why did you bring us in here? 174 00:06:10,677 --> 00:06:12,549 Because Jay brought a friend 175 00:06:12,592 --> 00:06:15,247 into what used to be our special thing and... 176 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:17,205 Guess what, Jay. I got friends, too. 177 00:06:17,249 --> 00:06:20,165 You know he can't even hear us. Is the plan to make him jealous? 178 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:22,907 No, no. The plan is to have fun with my ghost bros. 179 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,431 Right? Ah! Okay. 180 00:06:25,475 --> 00:06:27,694 Uh, hey, Thor, you like hoops, right? 181 00:06:27,738 --> 00:06:29,000 What is hoops? 182 00:06:29,043 --> 00:06:30,393 Seriously? It-- Basketball? 183 00:06:30,436 --> 00:06:32,307 The hoop is the basket the ball goes in. 184 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,571 Thor like putting head of Dane in basket. 185 00:06:34,614 --> 00:06:37,269 Give basket to Dane's mother. [laughs] Surprise! 186 00:06:37,312 --> 00:06:39,314 Very funny. 187 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:41,491 I love hoops. I dated a Knicks City Dancer once. 188 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:43,623 Okay, this is not the kind of sports talk that Jay and I do. 189 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:45,843 We talk strategy and basketball history. 190 00:06:45,886 --> 00:06:48,454 I don't remember this game. When was it invented? 191 00:06:48,498 --> 00:06:50,804 1891 in Springfield, Massachusetts. 192 00:06:50,848 --> 00:06:52,980 Another beer? Come on. 193 00:06:53,024 --> 00:06:55,722 Massachusetts? Well, it must be a game for simpletons. 194 00:06:55,766 --> 00:06:57,550 [laughs] 195 00:06:57,594 --> 00:06:59,422 No, there-there were some nice people there, 196 00:06:59,465 --> 00:07:01,380 but certainly a lesser colony. 197 00:07:01,424 --> 00:07:03,991 Okay, this isn't working. I-I tried, but you guys 198 00:07:04,035 --> 00:07:06,864 just aren't Jay when it comes to classic basketball hangs. 199 00:07:06,907 --> 00:07:08,822 You can leave. Oh, thank God. 200 00:07:08,866 --> 00:07:10,476 [Thorfinn grunts] 201 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,739 Well, hey, I can stay and watch with you, Pete. 202 00:07:12,783 --> 00:07:15,568 What's the point? This is a bust. 203 00:07:18,136 --> 00:07:20,225 SAMANTHA: We literally can't open the hotel 204 00:07:20,268 --> 00:07:21,531 until this website is up and running, 205 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:22,880 so we better figure something out. 206 00:07:22,923 --> 00:07:24,403 A lot of people would argue 207 00:07:24,447 --> 00:07:26,492 that we did figure this out two hours ago. 208 00:07:26,536 --> 00:07:28,929 Oh, my God, are you trying to bring up the tree thing again? 209 00:07:28,973 --> 00:07:29,930 It's hilarious. 210 00:07:29,974 --> 00:07:31,149 Yeah, it just, 211 00:07:31,192 --> 00:07:32,411 it seemed sort of familiar. 212 00:07:32,455 --> 00:07:34,761 Oh, and "Make our home your home" 213 00:07:34,805 --> 00:07:36,502 is truly groundbreaking. 214 00:07:36,546 --> 00:07:39,462 [chuckles] Hey, you two, uh, would you come in here a second? 215 00:07:39,505 --> 00:07:41,507 You know what? Yes, please, bring them into this. 216 00:07:41,551 --> 00:07:42,769 Oh, happy to help. 217 00:07:42,813 --> 00:07:44,336 Well, we are just, uh, running into 218 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:46,338 some slight creative disagreements. 219 00:07:46,381 --> 00:07:48,906 SASAPPIS: Because the only one of us with the physical ability to type 220 00:07:48,949 --> 00:07:52,649 refuses to recognize a genius idea when she hears one. 221 00:07:52,692 --> 00:07:55,129 I think it's clear what the problem is here. 222 00:07:55,173 --> 00:07:57,523 You are both creative talents, 223 00:07:57,567 --> 00:07:59,133 and you each think you're always right. 224 00:07:59,177 --> 00:08:00,831 ALBERTA: Yeah, you two working together is like 225 00:08:00,874 --> 00:08:03,311 Fats McGinty and Slow Eyes Billy Walker 226 00:08:03,355 --> 00:08:04,922 working together. [both chuckle] 227 00:08:04,965 --> 00:08:06,793 They were two people who always thought they were right, 228 00:08:06,837 --> 00:08:08,316 but in the end it all worked out. 229 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,622 How? 230 00:08:09,666 --> 00:08:11,885 Fats had Billy thrown into a vat of acid. 231 00:08:11,929 --> 00:08:14,714 But after that, he didn't have to worry about him at all. 232 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:15,889 [laughs] 233 00:08:15,933 --> 00:08:17,238 You know what? [chuckles] 234 00:08:17,282 --> 00:08:18,501 Maybe we just shouldn't work together. 235 00:08:18,544 --> 00:08:19,545 Maybe we shouldn't. 236 00:08:19,589 --> 00:08:21,025 Maybe... 237 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,505 ALBERTA AND HETTY: Ooh... [scoffs] 238 00:08:28,815 --> 00:08:31,296 Flower, I'm sure I'll regret this, 239 00:08:31,339 --> 00:08:32,515 but are you all right? 240 00:08:32,558 --> 00:08:34,255 [sighs] Well, 241 00:08:34,299 --> 00:08:36,519 I wanted to watch the basketball game with Pete, 242 00:08:36,562 --> 00:08:39,043 but he only wants to watch with stupid boys. 243 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,306 I love basketball. 244 00:08:41,349 --> 00:08:42,525 Is that surprising? 245 00:08:42,568 --> 00:08:44,570 Um, a little, 246 00:08:44,614 --> 00:08:46,964 but-but I do know how much you enjoy being disheveled 247 00:08:47,007 --> 00:08:49,096 and sweaty, so that's not a far cry. 248 00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:50,576 I played in high school. 249 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:52,752 One game, I had 20 points in the first half, 250 00:08:52,796 --> 00:08:55,189 but then I didn't score any after that 251 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:57,844 'cause I got super high at halftime with our point guard. 252 00:08:57,888 --> 00:08:59,411 I mean, we got some really good stuff, man. 253 00:08:59,454 --> 00:09:02,109 [laughs] Wait, what were we talking about? 254 00:09:02,153 --> 00:09:05,156 Basketball, but then it veered wildly off course. Right. 255 00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:06,592 Yeah, I... 256 00:09:06,636 --> 00:09:09,029 I thought that after the sexual revolution... 257 00:09:09,073 --> 00:09:11,510 Mm-hmm. Here we go....that this stuff would get better. 258 00:09:11,554 --> 00:09:13,947 That women would really be equal, 259 00:09:13,991 --> 00:09:15,775 but now it's 50 years later, 260 00:09:15,819 --> 00:09:18,386 and Pete isn't treating me like an equal at all. 261 00:09:18,430 --> 00:09:19,387 Flower, 262 00:09:19,431 --> 00:09:22,086 I spent far too long 263 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,349 forgiving the sins of men in my lifetime. 264 00:09:24,392 --> 00:09:27,352 I see no reason why we need to put up with it in the afterlife. 265 00:09:27,395 --> 00:09:28,658 Do not just sit there 266 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,834 and take being disrespected by a man. 267 00:09:30,877 --> 00:09:32,879 Do something about it. 268 00:09:32,923 --> 00:09:34,098 Talk to Peter. 269 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,361 Damn, Hetty, are... 270 00:09:36,404 --> 00:09:37,841 are you a feminist now? 271 00:09:37,884 --> 00:09:40,321 Well, as long as it doesn't mean supporting women 272 00:09:40,365 --> 00:09:43,020 handling money or riding bicycles, then, 273 00:09:43,063 --> 00:09:45,326 yeah, I think I am a feminist. 274 00:09:45,370 --> 00:09:47,024 [chuckles] 275 00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:49,461 THORFINN: So... you going to type something? 276 00:09:49,504 --> 00:09:53,291 It seem you just sitting there for long time. 277 00:09:53,334 --> 00:09:54,640 I'm thinking, Thor. 278 00:09:54,684 --> 00:09:57,208 Thinking is a very important part of writing. 279 00:09:57,251 --> 00:09:59,689 When you pillaged a village, did you just run in? 280 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,473 No, you planned it out first. 281 00:10:01,516 --> 00:10:04,215 [laughs] Never think. Because once start thinking, 282 00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:06,217 then feel very bad for murdering everyone. 283 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:09,046 Okay, maybe that wasn't the best example. 284 00:10:09,089 --> 00:10:11,048 I'm gonna get a snack. Yes! 285 00:10:11,091 --> 00:10:13,703 I will come smell your snack. 286 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:14,791 Great. 287 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:17,184 Trevor, let's go. 288 00:10:17,228 --> 00:10:19,186 She left the laptop unattended. 289 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,449 I really don't feel good about this. Why are we doing this? 290 00:10:21,493 --> 00:10:23,408 Because Sam has no artistic vision. 291 00:10:23,451 --> 00:10:25,845 Okay, all she needs is to see my ideas actually typed out, 292 00:10:25,889 --> 00:10:27,238 and then she'll get it. 293 00:10:27,281 --> 00:10:29,196 Damn it, she closed the file. 294 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,417 No problemo, T-Money is on it. Which one is it? 295 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:35,115 Uh... That one right there. Okay. 296 00:10:36,377 --> 00:10:38,423 [straining] 297 00:10:41,731 --> 00:10:42,688 Oh. Oh. 298 00:10:42,732 --> 00:10:44,168 What was that? 299 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,691 I think I put it in the trash. 300 00:10:45,735 --> 00:10:47,737 What? What is the trash? [shushes] 301 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:48,825 [deep breath] 302 00:10:49,826 --> 00:10:52,437 [straining] 303 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,657 Uh-oh. 304 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,180 "Uh-oh"? Why "uh-oh"? 305 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,051 Maybe that was a good "whoosh." Maybe it flew back. 306 00:10:58,095 --> 00:11:00,837 I think I just deleted the B and B website. What? 307 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,143 Oh, yeah, it's gone. No, no. 308 00:11:03,187 --> 00:11:04,884 She's been working on that for weeks. 309 00:11:04,928 --> 00:11:06,103 It's the final piece standing between them opening the B and B 310 00:11:06,146 --> 00:11:07,582 and financial ruin. It's... 311 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:09,062 I told you it's really an imperfect gift. 312 00:11:09,106 --> 00:11:10,673 [stammers] Get it back. 313 00:11:10,716 --> 00:11:12,544 I don't know how. 314 00:11:12,587 --> 00:11:15,025 Oh, we are in so much trouble. 315 00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:16,896 Run? Run. 316 00:11:23,773 --> 00:11:26,558 PETE: Thank God, I thought Mark would never leave. 317 00:11:26,601 --> 00:11:28,865 Watching basketball with Mark was so fun. 318 00:11:28,908 --> 00:11:30,605 You guys really hit it off, huh? 319 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,216 You forget what it's like to hang out with somebody 320 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,827 who you can talk to and see. 321 00:11:34,871 --> 00:11:36,873 Why don't you take the arrow out of my neck 322 00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:38,831 and plunge it into my back? 323 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,354 JAY: I hate to ask, 324 00:11:40,398 --> 00:11:42,661 but how's the copy for the website coming? 325 00:11:42,705 --> 00:11:44,445 Well, you know, I have made some progress, 326 00:11:44,489 --> 00:11:46,099 but there's still a ways to go. 327 00:11:46,143 --> 00:11:47,753 Great. Let me see. SAMANTHA: Okay. 328 00:11:47,797 --> 00:11:50,451 [chuckles] That's weird. 329 00:11:50,495 --> 00:11:52,802 What? The file's gone. 330 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,587 Ugh, man. These two might want to rethink taking on a business. 331 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:56,893 What do you mean, gone? 332 00:11:56,936 --> 00:11:58,808 I mean, it's not there, Jay. 333 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,331 Well, it's in the cloud. 334 00:12:00,374 --> 00:12:02,550 Sam, you back up to the cloud, right? 335 00:12:02,594 --> 00:12:04,683 I was trying to save money, so I declined 336 00:12:04,727 --> 00:12:06,511 the two-dollar-a-month cloud storage thing. 337 00:12:06,554 --> 00:12:07,773 That's where we cut back? 338 00:12:07,817 --> 00:12:09,079 What's the cloud? 339 00:12:09,122 --> 00:12:12,082 Cloud is in sky. Today look like dragon. 340 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,345 Uh, we can explain. 341 00:12:14,388 --> 00:12:16,216 Trevor deleted the website. What the...? 342 00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:17,348 What? What happened? 343 00:12:17,391 --> 00:12:18,741 Sass wanted me to type in 344 00:12:18,784 --> 00:12:20,525 his stupid tree stuff into the file, 345 00:12:20,568 --> 00:12:22,788 and that is the only reason I was even messing with it. 346 00:12:22,832 --> 00:12:25,399 Trevor and Sass accidentally deleted the entire website. 347 00:12:25,443 --> 00:12:28,054 What? We've been working on that for weeks. 348 00:12:28,098 --> 00:12:30,317 I'm so sorry, Sam. I just wanted to get something down, 349 00:12:30,361 --> 00:12:32,145 and now I've ruined everything. 350 00:12:32,189 --> 00:12:35,235 Well, you know, these things happen. 351 00:12:35,279 --> 00:12:37,150 Ghosts deleting the website 352 00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:39,457 that we need to start our business? [laughs] 353 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,067 That happens? 354 00:12:41,111 --> 00:12:43,287 Sorry, I'm gonna have to push back on that, Sam. 355 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,636 I mean, they seemed really sorry. 356 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:46,333 I-I guess we just delay 357 00:12:46,377 --> 00:12:49,075 the opening until we have time to redo the website. 358 00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:50,642 Anyways, thanks for telling me. 359 00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:52,862 "Thanks for telling me"? 360 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:54,777 What are you doing? 361 00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:57,692 Yell at them. Yell at the ghosts. 362 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,303 It was an accident, Jay. Okay, 363 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,826 w-we don't need this to delay us. 364 00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:02,306 We'll just slap something together 365 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,698 and get it up and running, 366 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,483 so we can start taking reservations. 367 00:13:05,526 --> 00:13:07,702 No, it needs to be right. I-It needs to be perfect. 368 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,226 Once this website goes live, 369 00:13:09,269 --> 00:13:11,619 that's it, we are open. There's no turning back. 370 00:13:11,663 --> 00:13:13,012 But isn't that what we wanted? 371 00:13:13,056 --> 00:13:15,275 That's why we quit our jobs and moved up here. 372 00:13:15,319 --> 00:13:17,582 Exactly, and if this B and B isn't a success, 373 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:19,062 then I dragged us all the way here 374 00:13:19,105 --> 00:13:20,541 and I made us turn our lives 375 00:13:20,585 --> 00:13:23,283 upside down for nothing. Don't you get that? 376 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,547 There she goes. Ugh. 377 00:13:26,591 --> 00:13:29,202 Classic Sam storm-off. 378 00:13:30,638 --> 00:13:33,293 Hey, Pete, got a sec? I kind of just want 379 00:13:33,337 --> 00:13:34,729 to be alone right now if that's okay. 380 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:37,515 Yeah, well, it's not. 381 00:13:37,558 --> 00:13:38,821 What? 382 00:13:38,864 --> 00:13:40,213 You really bummed me out today, man. 383 00:13:40,257 --> 00:13:41,998 You're all like, 384 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:44,217 "Jay won't talk to me, wah, wah, wah!" 385 00:13:44,261 --> 00:13:45,871 And the whole time, I'm sitting there 386 00:13:45,915 --> 00:13:48,352 waiting to be the Bob Cousy to your Bill Russell. 387 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,875 How do you know about them? 388 00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:52,138 That's what I've been trying to tell you, man. 389 00:13:52,182 --> 00:13:54,706 I mean, yeah, I'm a girl and I'm into other groovy stuff, 390 00:13:54,749 --> 00:13:56,403 but I know basketball. 391 00:13:56,447 --> 00:13:58,362 The pick and roll. The give and go. 392 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,059 This is not something I was aware of. 393 00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:02,148 Because you judged a book by its cover. 394 00:14:02,192 --> 00:14:03,933 I even played in high school, 395 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,631 and I fouled out of every game, Pete, 396 00:14:06,674 --> 00:14:08,589 because I am very aggressive. 397 00:14:08,633 --> 00:14:09,721 I mean, I'm all for world peace, 398 00:14:09,764 --> 00:14:11,723 but if you reach, I will teach. 399 00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:13,899 I got sharp elbows, man. Wow. 400 00:14:13,943 --> 00:14:16,336 I-I'm sorry, Flower. I guess I got 401 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:18,948 so caught up being frustrated with Jay for ditching me 402 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,601 that I didn't realize I was ditching you. 403 00:14:20,645 --> 00:14:22,647 Apology accepted. 404 00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:24,692 I'm so glad this whole thing with Mark happened. 405 00:14:24,736 --> 00:14:26,129 It really opened my eyes. 406 00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:27,695 Me, too. 407 00:14:27,739 --> 00:14:29,480 And, hey, every once in a while, 408 00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,569 someone comes along who changes the game. 409 00:14:31,612 --> 00:14:33,049 I mean... 410 00:14:33,092 --> 00:14:35,965 Mark's a regular George Mikan, right? [laughs] 411 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,662 [laughs] Who's that? 412 00:14:37,705 --> 00:14:40,404 George Mikan? Premier center of the '40s and '50s. 413 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,622 You seriously don't know him? 414 00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:43,189 [stammers] 415 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,496 They created the goal tending rule 'cause of him. 416 00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:47,411 I... I thought you said you liked basketball. 417 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,761 No, I do. I love basketball. I love, I love basketball. 418 00:14:49,804 --> 00:14:51,763 [stammers] Name someone else, please. 419 00:14:51,806 --> 00:14:54,722 Okay. Maurice Stokes? Tom Gola? 420 00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:57,029 Oh, my God, well, this is embarrassing. 421 00:14:57,073 --> 00:14:58,378 Jack Twyman? 422 00:14:58,422 --> 00:14:59,727 Okay, maybe one more. 423 00:14:59,771 --> 00:15:02,730 Okay, I can see I have a lot of work to do. 424 00:15:02,774 --> 00:15:06,125 Well, don't worry, I'll talk slow.Mm-hmm. 425 00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:08,084 Let's go back to the beginning. Okay. 426 00:15:08,127 --> 00:15:10,434 Springfield, Mass, 1891. Uh-huh. 427 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,871 Dr. James Naismith was looking for a winter sport 428 00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:14,960 for his YMCA students. 429 00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:19,051 I see now what was going on. You didn't want 430 00:15:19,095 --> 00:15:21,401 to finish the website because then the B and B is real. 431 00:15:22,663 --> 00:15:25,231 It's just, right now there's hope, 432 00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:27,668 but once we open, if it doesn't work, then that's that. 433 00:15:27,712 --> 00:15:29,453 Well, that's fear of failure, 434 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,803 and I get it because I used to suffer from it, too. 435 00:15:31,846 --> 00:15:33,239 Oh, come on, you're like 436 00:15:33,283 --> 00:15:34,980 the most confident person I've ever met. 437 00:15:35,024 --> 00:15:36,939 I am now. 438 00:15:36,982 --> 00:15:38,766 Remember how I told you my dad was worried 439 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,203 about me becoming a storyteller? 440 00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:41,900 You know, worried that I would fail like he did? 441 00:15:41,944 --> 00:15:43,684 Yeah, I remember. Well, the truth was, 442 00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:45,208 he got in my head. 443 00:15:45,251 --> 00:15:46,774 All his worry 444 00:15:46,818 --> 00:15:49,125 transferred onto me, and when it was finally the week 445 00:15:49,168 --> 00:15:50,778 of the fall harvest ceremony, 446 00:15:50,822 --> 00:15:53,216 where I was supposed to tell stories for the first time, 447 00:15:53,259 --> 00:15:55,740 I got scared. 448 00:15:55,783 --> 00:15:57,916 I don't want to go. 449 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,136 You're right. What if I'm not good? 450 00:16:00,179 --> 00:16:02,007 There's something you need to know. 451 00:16:02,051 --> 00:16:04,792 That was about me,not you. 452 00:16:04,836 --> 00:16:07,273 I didn't have the gift, 453 00:16:07,317 --> 00:16:08,666 but you do. 454 00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:10,885 I know because I've watched you 455 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,539 your whole life. 456 00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:14,541 I'm giving you this eagle feather. 457 00:16:14,585 --> 00:16:18,023 It represents bravery and courage. 458 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:20,721 It'll give you the strength you need. 459 00:16:28,077 --> 00:16:30,209 Thank you, Father. 460 00:16:30,253 --> 00:16:33,865 And now I give it to you. 461 00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:36,476 It's scary spreading your wings 462 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,566 to try something new, but you can do this. 463 00:16:42,613 --> 00:16:44,484 What was that? 464 00:16:44,528 --> 00:16:45,964 Uh, it's a ghost feather, 465 00:16:46,008 --> 00:16:47,748 so it kind of just zaps right back into place, 466 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,533 but symbolically it's yours. 467 00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:52,536 Thanks, Sass. 468 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,712 What happened when you finally got to story-tell? 469 00:16:54,755 --> 00:16:57,628 [sighs] Well, I... actually never did. 470 00:16:57,671 --> 00:17:00,022 I died before I-I got the chance to. 471 00:17:00,065 --> 00:17:01,849 Oh, I'm so sorry. 472 00:17:01,893 --> 00:17:04,069 Ah, it's okay. It wasn't meant to be. 473 00:17:04,113 --> 00:17:06,376 Well, did you ever tell your stories to the ghosts? 474 00:17:06,419 --> 00:17:08,291 No, they're all wrapped up in their own stuff, 475 00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:09,944 and the important thing is, 476 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,685 I've now passed this feather onto you, 477 00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:14,384 symbolically, which we've already established, 478 00:17:14,427 --> 00:17:16,647 so go, make it work for you. 479 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,214 Thanks. 480 00:17:18,257 --> 00:17:20,651 Hey, babe, um... 481 00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:22,435 So, I just want you to know that, 482 00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:23,784 no matter what...Sasappis actually just helped me have 483 00:17:23,828 --> 00:17:25,177 this whole emotional breakthrough, 484 00:17:25,221 --> 00:17:26,526 so everything's fine now. [chuckles] 485 00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:28,224 Oh. Nice. 486 00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,356 Well, just let the record state that I was here for you. 487 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,271 Thanks, babe. I had a whole speech planned. 488 00:17:32,315 --> 00:17:35,622 You're the best. Darn ghosts. Always stealing my thunder. 489 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,806 Babe, this is great, and I-I love the part about the tree. 490 00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:47,199 That's so smart. 491 00:17:47,243 --> 00:17:48,940 Well, I had a little help from my friend. 492 00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:52,552 So, are we opening the bed-and-breakfast officially? 493 00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:54,467 Well, bring on the unwashed masses. 494 00:17:54,511 --> 00:17:56,208 And congratulations, Samantha. 495 00:17:56,252 --> 00:17:58,123 Okay. 496 00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:00,473 I think it's time for this puppy to go live. 497 00:18:00,517 --> 00:18:03,346 Once we launch this, we'll start getting reservations, 498 00:18:03,389 --> 00:18:06,088 and real live people-- no offense to present company-- 499 00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:07,437 are gonna start coming here 500 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,830 in four short weeks. Are you ready? 501 00:18:09,874 --> 00:18:13,530 No, but I guess you got to sink or swim sometime, right? 502 00:18:13,573 --> 00:18:15,314 Here we go. 503 00:18:15,358 --> 00:18:17,751 And we are... live.[clicks] 504 00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:19,144 Ooh. 505 00:18:19,188 --> 00:18:21,581 Do we have any reservations yet? 506 00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,540 It's been four seconds, babe. 507 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,890 Right, right, yeah, so not a total failure... 508 00:18:25,933 --> 00:18:27,109 [both chuckle] ...yet. 509 00:18:27,152 --> 00:18:29,023 Ooh. Game's almost on. 510 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,417 Big East championship. 511 00:18:31,461 --> 00:18:34,116 The Big East was a college basketball conference, Pete. 512 00:18:34,159 --> 00:18:36,466 Yes, thank you, Flower. JAY: Huh. 513 00:18:36,509 --> 00:18:38,903 It's not working. Hmm. 514 00:18:38,946 --> 00:18:40,644 Something must be wrong with the TV. 515 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,907 But with the TV not working, 516 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:45,170 what will we do for entertainment? 517 00:18:45,214 --> 00:18:47,477 Hmm, that is an excellent question. 518 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,175 Is anyone here a gifted storyteller? 519 00:18:52,046 --> 00:18:53,874 Oh, come on, are you guys serious? 520 00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:56,877 We don't want to pressure you, but if you regale us with story, 521 00:18:56,921 --> 00:18:58,836 it would bring us great honor. 522 00:18:58,879 --> 00:19:00,316 You did this, didn't you? 523 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:01,752 Maybe... 524 00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:04,015 [chuckles] Okay. 525 00:19:04,058 --> 00:19:06,235 Yes! All right! [overlapping chatter] 526 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,193 Here we go. Stories! 527 00:19:08,237 --> 00:19:11,675 I don't know why I'm nervous. I mean, you all are idiots. 528 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,851 You got this. Just, uh, imagine us all in our underwear. 529 00:19:13,894 --> 00:19:16,201 I wish I was wearing underwear. We all do, Trevor. 530 00:19:16,245 --> 00:19:17,507 SASAPPIS: Okay. 531 00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:20,466 Here we go. 532 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,468 [sighs deeply] 533 00:19:22,512 --> 00:19:24,905 [whispers]: He's going for it. 534 00:19:26,255 --> 00:19:28,431 This first one is a Lenape tale 535 00:19:28,474 --> 00:19:32,043 about the turkey, the turtle, and the wolf. 536 00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:33,436 They say that there are 537 00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:35,089 three persons, 538 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,483 or human-like animals, 539 00:19:37,527 --> 00:19:38,919 that started the Lenape... 540 00:19:38,963 --> 00:19:41,313 ♪ Don't be shy 541 00:19:41,357 --> 00:19:44,577 ♪ Just let your feelings roll on by ♪ 542 00:19:45,796 --> 00:19:48,233 ♪ Don't wear fear 543 00:19:48,277 --> 00:19:50,366 ♪ Or nobody will know 544 00:19:50,409 --> 00:19:53,151 ♪ You're there 545 00:19:53,195 --> 00:19:54,848 ♪ Just lift your head... 546 00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:56,850 ...a running start and flew. 547 00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:59,375 Oh, the turkey's gonna fly. This isn't gonna go well. 548 00:19:59,418 --> 00:20:01,028 What happened to the turtle? 549 00:20:01,072 --> 00:20:03,335 [howls] Howling at his friends on the other side. 550 00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:06,773 ♪ Just let your feelings roll on by ♪ 551 00:20:06,817 --> 00:20:10,037 ♪ On by, on by 552 00:20:10,081 --> 00:20:13,389 ♪ On by, on by, on by 553 00:20:13,432 --> 00:20:16,305 ♪ On by, on by 554 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:19,873 [laughter]♪ On by, on by... 555 00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:21,353 It goes to show 556 00:20:21,397 --> 00:20:23,921 that us ghosts and the Livings 557 00:20:23,964 --> 00:20:25,705 are more connected than we realize. 558 00:20:25,749 --> 00:20:27,316 Yes! 559 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,665 THORFINN: Yes! ALBERTA: Bravo! 560 00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:31,581 [all cheering] ♪ Love is where 561 00:20:31,624 --> 00:20:35,237 ♪ All of us belong. 562 00:20:37,674 --> 00:20:39,241 THORFINN: Yes! 563 00:20:39,284 --> 00:20:42,069 Is favorite story that does not involve killing Danes.