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I don't know, sweetheart. I think your
platforms are just too tall. It's making

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your dress look too short.

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Mother, it's late.

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All the stores are closed. I don't have
time to get new shoes before the wedding

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tomorrow. What am I going to do?

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Take a breath.

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The first time I laid eyes on you, your
face was all scrunched up like it is

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right now.

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You were three years old when I adopted
you, and I told you then that I would

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always make sure everything was all
right.

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Is that what you need to hear right now?

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I can't even wear your shoes because
your feet are so much smaller than mine.

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I can make the dress longer, honey. I
can make the dress longer. Take it off.

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You don't have time to make the dress
longer. You have a million things to do

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before the wedding tomorrow.

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Have you got any better ideas?

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Yeah, call the wedding off. I don't want
to do it.

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Sweetheart, you got the pre-wedding
jitters. Everybody gets them.

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Did you?

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You bet I did. The day I married your
father, I walked down that aisle, took

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one look at him, and thought, am I out
of my mind to marry this man?

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I guess you were. You got divorced.

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Yeah, but I got you.

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Hello?

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Yes, Josh, she's here.

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Now, you can't speak with her because
it's bad luck for the groom to speak to

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the bride before the wedding.

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What are we doing? We're fixing her
dress.

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Her shoes make it look too short, so...
Anyway, have you gotten the flowers?

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I'm not supposed to be here.

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I don't care.

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This is terrible.

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I won't be marrying you tomorrow.

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Because you love him.

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No, I don't.

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You're just nervous. It'll be okay.

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Were you nervous before you got married?

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Yeah.

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All three times.

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Can we make love one more time?

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I can have you there under my dress.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know, don't want to fuck the can
around.

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Yeah.

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You never did get to travel.

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No, no.

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Yeah.

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And then there's the big one. You never
got that car you wanted.

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Yeah.

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I mean, everything is going good. I
mean, the money is coming in and stuff

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like that.

53
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I gotta think about marriage, and kids,
and family, and... I don't know about

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these things.

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Someone else.

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And she's not that easy.

57
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And I'm not a dick.

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to your husband from Bangalore on your
wedding night.

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Fresh virginal pussy.

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My feet are so tight around that cock.

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Yes.

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Tight fat pussy.

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Grabbing onto that cock.

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That's a hot dog.

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Fuck my hot little pussy.

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Stick it in my box.

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Stick it in that hot little box.

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Fuck it.

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Fuck my pussy.

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Fuck that hot little pussy.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Right there.

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Oh, God.

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Oh,

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God. Yeah,

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come within my ass.

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Come within my ass.

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It's your life.

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I just won't show up at the wedding
tomorrow.

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Well, I think at least you should let
everybody else know so they don't show

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up either.

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Yeah.

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00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:20,820
Hello, Mother.

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I have something to tell you.

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I'm thinking about calling off the
wedding tomorrow.

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00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,600
Mother, I said I'm thinking about it.

88
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,300
Will you calm down?

89
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,190
Hello?

90
00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:47,910
That bitch calling?

91
00:24:51,510 --> 00:24:52,510
I'm sorry, Charlotte.

92
00:24:52,670 --> 00:24:55,570
I can't believe you let her get away
with that, Alvin. I'd like to wash her

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fucking mouth out with soap.

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00:24:57,010 --> 00:24:58,010
Is that why you called?

95
00:24:58,470 --> 00:24:59,870
No, I think you should talk to Laura.

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00:25:01,470 --> 00:25:03,210
She's ready to call off the whole
wedding, you know?

97
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:09,730
Well, maybe if you talk to her and
change your mind about coming... then

98
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she might feel a little bit better about
things.

99
00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:14,250
You know my stand on that.

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00:25:14,670 --> 00:25:16,250
I won't go without Tammy.

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00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:19,570
You are not bringing that tramp to the
wedding.

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And if you were any kind of man at all,
you'd put your daughter ahead of your

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dick for a change.

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00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:27,390
I'll give it my sincere consideration,
Charlotte.

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Goodbye.

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Fuck you, too.

107
00:25:32,710 --> 00:25:33,710
Right.

108
00:25:34,190 --> 00:25:37,170
What if I wore one of those big black
bells over my head?

109
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You know, I don't even think they know
who I was.

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No.

111
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:46,480
No, it's Laura's day. I couldn't
disrespect her like that. I'd have to go

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alone.

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You go to that wedding alone.

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You can sleep alone.

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00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:59,900
And your cock will never, ever go into
my little princess's again.

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00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,260
Huh.

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00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,880
I'd give you all night to reconsider
that.

118
00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:08,700
I want to go to the wedding, Alan.

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00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,340
There were friends of mine once upon a
time, too.

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Thank you.

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00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,850
Remember when we did this?

122
00:28:12,930 --> 00:28:14,430
Don't forget about it.

123
00:28:19,270 --> 00:28:23,490
You know, Josh, I don't think this is
working.

124
00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:25,930
I thought you were going to get it
hooked or something.

125
00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:27,830
What's up with bringing your
ex-girlfriend here?

126
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:29,750
I'm not amused.

127
00:28:30,150 --> 00:28:31,890
You thought I was a hooker?

128
00:28:33,390 --> 00:28:35,290
Well, I thought you were a nobody at
least.

129
00:28:35,950 --> 00:28:38,450
Well, I thought you were a nobody too.
What are you doing?

130
00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:41,670
What's with the head games?

131
00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:43,170
Yeah, what's up?

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I gotta go to bed.

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00:28:46,070 --> 00:28:48,110
Yeah, I bet you do.

134
00:28:50,490 --> 00:28:52,350
And you know what the worst part about
it is?

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Know what?

136
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,920
That my daddy won't be able to walk me
down the aisle.

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00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,900
I have to go down the aisle with my
mother.

138
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,740
What's the matter? Is he sick?

139
00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:04,260
No.

140
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,180
He won't go to the wedding without his
girlfriend.

141
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,560
My mother don't want her there.

142
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,600
Why can't he bring his girlfriend?

143
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,660
Because she used to be my girlfriend.

144
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,360
He stole her.

145
00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:17,640
I really liked her, too.

146
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,620
He told you I was a hooker?

147
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:23,860
He just said you were going to get
somebody.

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gonna be you.

149
00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:28,740
I didn't know it was gonna be you here.

150
00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:32,780
I guess I'm glad then. I mean, I like
you, but I don't like you.

151
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:38,500
Well, I liked you until now, but... So
now you don't like me anymore?

152
00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:39,760
No, I don't.

153
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,500
I thought you were cute.

154
00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:43,600
I never thought you were cute.

155
00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:45,940
Awkward way to meet.

156
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,440
Yeah, well, I guess maybe he's not that
bad.

157
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,600
Oh, he's gone.

158
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,160
Then he'll stay gone. Yeah.

159
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:56,760
Let's take some of this.

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00:29:56,980 --> 00:30:01,400
This is much better.

161
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,530
Don't stop me.

162
00:33:37,290 --> 00:33:38,290
Let me put my...

163
00:37:31,370 --> 00:37:33,070
Bet there's an Australian dick there.

164
00:37:33,350 --> 00:37:38,990
Maybe get really deep with him. It's
kind of small.

165
00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:46,270
Irving, you got it. Yeah.

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00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:51,090
Uh-oh.

167
00:37:51,430 --> 00:37:52,430
Uh-oh.

168
00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:03,080
He's a bad month to shave.

169
00:38:05,220 --> 00:38:10,360
I'm going to do this. I'm going to do
this. Are you battling in Tokyo?

170
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:14,760
Take it off. Take it off.

171
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:23,040
You better flashback from childhood.

172
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:28,960
He's the one getting married.

173
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,680
Fuck it.

174
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,310
Okay.

175
00:38:34,930 --> 00:38:36,690
You're done.

176
00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:39,270
You shouldn't have said anything.

177
00:38:39,890 --> 00:38:41,910
I'll be facing this way for a while.

178
00:38:51,650 --> 00:38:53,950
You'll end up giving him a holiday pat.

179
00:39:02,350 --> 00:39:03,350
Joey, what do you think?

180
00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:06,130
What's wrong with you, man?

181
00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:09,090
It's a party. It's a party for you.

182
00:39:09,650 --> 00:39:10,650
Just relax.

183
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:13,750
It feels more like a funeral.

184
00:39:14,190 --> 00:39:15,190
My own.

185
00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:18,830
Look, you'll feel a whole lot better
once you get home.

186
00:39:19,310 --> 00:39:21,970
Why don't I bring her over here and get
things started, you know?

187
00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:27,430
Oh, yeah. That means yes. Good. Come
here, sweetie.

188
00:39:27,810 --> 00:39:28,810
Come on.

189
00:39:30,290 --> 00:39:31,290
Why did I bring you here?

190
00:39:35,530 --> 00:39:36,850
Doctor, that feels so bad.

191
00:39:38,730 --> 00:39:41,390
Come on, guys. Let's get Josh in the
room. Let's go play some pool, okay?

192
00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:42,510
Let's go.

193
00:39:43,930 --> 00:39:47,250
Guys, guys, guys, guys. You don't have
to go. Really.

194
00:39:48,270 --> 00:39:48,630
You

195
00:39:48,630 --> 00:39:55,530
know, I

196
00:39:55,530 --> 00:39:56,990
can't do this.

197
00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,330
What? Fuck me or get married?

198
00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:02,690
Neither.

199
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:29,840
He didn't want me.

200
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:31,260
Huh.

201
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:32,940
Did what?

202
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:56,500
Grrrr!

203
00:45:11,610 --> 00:45:14,230
There you go. Oh,

204
00:45:15,330 --> 00:45:18,110
yeah.

205
00:53:53,319 --> 00:53:54,319
I'm sorry.

206
00:53:57,380 --> 00:53:58,540
I'm really sorry.

207
00:54:01,860 --> 00:54:04,040
Okay, it wasn't the greatest move.

208
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:06,300
I mean,

209
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,200
what I mean to say is, you know, I was
just, you know.

210
00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:16,680
Well, I figured if it was going to, you
know, if I was going to do something

211
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:22,760
like this, I just wanted to be with two
women who I really respected and who I

212
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:23,760
really cared for.

213
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Who do you think?

214
00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:31,820
Oh, come on.

215
01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:08,980
Last drop.

216
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,920
So Tammy and I were really close for a
while.

217
01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:14,800
And then she started dating my dad.

218
01:00:16,020 --> 01:00:20,040
I will never forgive her for taking him
away from us.

219
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,120
And that's why I won't have her at my
wedding.

220
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,680
you feel.

221
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:48,420
At least you owe them that.

222
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,080
Why don't you talk to your fiancé?

223
01:01:13,630 --> 01:01:14,730
Tell her how you really feel.

224
01:01:15,250 --> 01:01:16,730
Maybe you're not ready for this yet.

225
01:01:18,510 --> 01:01:20,530
It's not too late. You have the right to
back out.

226
01:01:26,710 --> 01:01:27,710
Hello?

227
01:01:29,230 --> 01:01:30,230
Where are you?

228
01:01:31,130 --> 01:01:32,910
Your mother's worried sick about you.

229
01:01:36,590 --> 01:01:38,550
Yeah, I want to talk with you too.

230
01:01:40,790 --> 01:01:42,290
No, no, no. Everybody left.

231
01:01:43,819 --> 01:01:45,180
Tell you what, why don't you just come
on home?

232
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:47,620
Okay. Bye-bye.

233
01:02:34,860 --> 01:02:35,860
Mm-hmm.

234
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,300
Mm

235
01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:45,920
-hmm.

236
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:45,920
Mm

237
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:55,120
-hmm.

238
01:03:28,249 --> 01:03:30,030
I didn't want to wait too long. Did you
miss me?

239
01:03:30,650 --> 01:03:31,650
Yeah.

240
01:04:07,470 --> 01:04:10,130
I can see your eyes from right above my
face.

241
01:04:11,230 --> 01:04:12,630
I'm teasing you again.

242
01:04:17,330 --> 01:04:18,510
I'm not much to you.

243
01:04:42,350 --> 01:04:43,350
Hmm.

244
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,380
Thank you.

245
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,680
Oh Oh

246
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:15,120
Oh.

247
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:57,700
Oh, no. Call 911.

248
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:00,520
What? Call 911.

249
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:05,160
Tell them I'm having a heart attack.
What? What are you going to say?

250
01:16:06,260 --> 01:16:08,800
Tell them I can't do this anymore.

251
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:18,800
I'm scared.

252
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:21,820
I'm scared, too.

253
01:16:28,590 --> 01:16:29,590
It's okay. We all do.

254
01:16:30,570 --> 01:16:35,290
Besides, if you were perfect, then you'd
never change. And you'd be boring.

255
01:16:36,110 --> 01:16:37,930
I love you.

256
01:16:38,170 --> 01:16:39,250
I love you, too.

257
01:16:44,870 --> 01:16:45,870
Come on.

258
01:16:49,810 --> 01:16:54,330
We are gathered here today to bring this
couple together in holy matrimony.

259
01:16:55,490 --> 01:16:57,290
Who gives this woman to this man?

260
01:17:09,069 --> 01:17:12,350
We are gathered here today to join these
two people.