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www.SUBTITULOS.es
-SPREAD THE WORD-

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The breakup rule.

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Drew, the recent ex.

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New message from Brad.

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Hello, baby, I'm late, better
See you at the restaurant at 9.

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New message from Sam.

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Can you meet me at our 
site in 30 minutes? I need you.

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Rule 47: It may be by design, but 
If it doesn't show your tits it's useless...

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The clothes from when Matt left you.

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What you were carrying
first date with Jeremy.

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The dress you bought 
day after Jeremy left you.

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Bad boy.

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Rich man.

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Good guy.

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Boy available.

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Rule 6: Always be prepared.

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Thursday night, 8:21 pm.

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Hello, problems.

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Hello, Tyler.

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And what was so urgent that 
you had to meet me here

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half an hour before your big date?

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I'm totally crazy.

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I'm so nervous that 
I think I might get wet.

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And not in the sexy way, 
the shape of an adult diaper,

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Tyler, give me a shot of Tequila.

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I need to calm the hell down.

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- Make it two. - Yes again 
It's going to be one of those nights,

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Maybe we need diapers
as an adult to go out.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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- What's driving you crazy?
- It's the third date.

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It's clear that he likes you 
or I wouldn't come back for more.

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That's what I'm turning to
crazy It's the third date.

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So?

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The third date is the sex date.

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I haven't done it in months.

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- What if my vagina is damaged?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Are you telling me that you've been in

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two dates with this guy

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and you haven't fucked him yet?

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No.

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Samantha.

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He always fucks on the first date.

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Rule 41: Always be 
fucks on the first date.

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But I really think
I like this boy,

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I don't want to scare him.

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Sienna once bullied 
that super-sexy biker

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almost two whole years before
He finally agreed to go out with her.

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And so they had that 
amazing first date

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and against everything 
that she represents,

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He didn't fuck him.

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Because I really had feelings for him.

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deep in his black heart.

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AND?

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And then they made some plans
for the following weekend,

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Only he never showed up.

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Because he died in an accident 
motorcycle the night before.

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God.

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Yes.

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Don't fuck with him 
It was his greatest regret.

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And so, from that day on,

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he promised himself that he would always 
I would fuck on the first date.

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And we swear to follow the 
rules of depravity

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after that bitch got married and 
She retreated to her slutty ways.

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Who is this Sienna the bitch?

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It looks fabulous.

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The godmother

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But maybe it's time to 
abandon that the rules.

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- I mean that you have 
your thing with drew... - No, no.

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No, abandon the rules, never.

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It's the only thing that 
keeps us safe.

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I'm going to end this momentary madness

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that you don't want to get laid.

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But tonight, you will be cured.

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What if it's too late
and if he puts me on top or...

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Sam!

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Or if he's already dead?

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Well, if it appears,

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better pounce on him like 
a fat woman at a dessert buffet.

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Oh really?

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Don't even allow him
order an appetizer.

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take it home so
soon as possible.

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- OK.
- OK.

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How am I?

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You are very good.
If I had a dildo,

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would take you to the part 
from behind and I would make you mine.

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- Thank you, Lizzie.
- You are welcome.

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Speaking of dildos,
I have totally ruined

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your homemade dinner with Drew.

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- I'm sorry.
- Don't worry.

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I put something in the oven and 
I came running here.

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Go get him, tigress.

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I think I'm going to get sick.

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Sam.

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You're hot, you're sexy, and...

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are you prepared

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for everything.

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Now,

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I want you to go ride that guy

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until the cows come back
home, okay?

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That's our girl.

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That was very nice.

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Hello.

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Uncle!

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Fuck!

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My God.

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My God.

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My God. My God.

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The hell!

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It was amazing.

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The best sex of my life.

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You don't know how much I needed this.

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New message from Nora.

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I'm sorry. I made a big mistake. I want 
that you come back Call me when you receive this.

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Hello!

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Hello.

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You have a message.

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I shouldn't have looked.

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"I'm sorry honey. 
I made a big mistake.

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I want you to come back.

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Call me when you get this.”

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What the hell?

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Do you want me to come back?

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Shit. What...

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I just cheated on him.

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Wait, no.

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Officially, the message arrived later.

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So I'm safe.

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Look,

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Please don't say anything.

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I mean you were 
fantastic, you know, but...

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I made a big mistake. I'm sorry.

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I have to go.

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But I thought you said that 
It was the best sex of your life.

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Yes. But it was still just sex.

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I couldn't have left 
faster from there.

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Honey. I'm very sorry about that.

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I can't believe there is 
wasted three dates

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and a new dress 
brand Bebe on that sucker.

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Do you want me to slash the wheels?

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No.

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God, no.

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You're lucky to have Drew. 
even if he is an idiot sometimes.

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Yes.

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Maybe this is a sign.

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Maybe I should close my pussy,

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sign up for internet dating,

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and find an ugly guy 
to settle down with him.

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Yes, because that worked for you 
very good last time.

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What have we learned over the years

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of the quotes we have shared
with assholes and imbeciles?

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That all men leave you yes 
You meet them in a bar or on the Internet.

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AND?

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And that we could also have a good time 
while we are still young

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and relatively pretty.

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Extremely pretty. 
Look, in conclusion,

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You are fabulous, Brad is a sissy.

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And the last thing you should
be doing right now

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It's abandoning you. In fact, 
You should do the opposite.

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Wait, don't tell me.

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- Rule number 14.
- Very close.

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Number 12.

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Waxed, shaved or plucked.

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Let's go out tonight.
We'll get you laid.

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So get ready, bitch.

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Article 12: The best way to overcome 
For a boy it is to be under another.

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What are we doing here? I thought
that this site was banned.

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It is. let's get 
some free drinks

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and take a look at the fresh meat.

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More like aged cheese, 
but it's okay.

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Yes.

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You know, I can always say
if it's going to be a successful night

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for the speed with which a boy
He offers to buy us some drinks.

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That was fast.

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Hello, girls.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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What do you do?

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We go from bar to bar making a collection

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for disadvantaged alcoholics.

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Do you want to make a donation?

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What do you take?

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Some Veuve champagne?

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How about I invite you to a 
couple of vodkas and tonic?

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- Clear.
- Thank you.

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Brilliant.

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Now we have to hold on 
the company of your gay uncle

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a good couple of drinks.

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They are free.

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Yes.

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Free drinks are nice, but...

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Extra free drinks 
category would be better.

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Oh no.

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"Oh no" what?

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That's what bothers me 
neighbor Don't let him see me.

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She's a hugger, and I always get scared

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when you press those tits 
huge against my chest.

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That shit hurts!

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Hello, Sam.

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Hello, neighbor.

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I'm glad to see you!

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Kaylie, this is my friend, 
Lizzie. Do you remember her?

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- Of course, hello, girl.
- Hello!

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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Can I buy you a drink?

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Shot of Horseshoe, Glass of Veuve?

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Okay.

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What the hell?!

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Is that what it takes to
get something top notch?

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A pair of big tits 
and a bear hug?

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My God.

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It is not possible that that doll 
cheap silicone get better cups.

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I swear if I don't get a guy 
invite us to the best drinks

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until the night ends, 
I become a lesbian.

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But I thought you said we were 
trying to get under a boy.

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Well, let's divide and conquer.

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I'm looking for free drinks,

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you go hunting for easy sex,

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and we'll see you here in an hour.

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OK?

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But I need my co-pilot.

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You seem out of place.

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By the way, that was a compliment

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Well, in that case, thank you.

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This is not my place, but 
my friend is the waiter.

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Just stop by to say, "hello."

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Oh really?

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Well, it's good to know.

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You don't look like you belong here either.

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You're missing about five
layers of makeup.

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Asshole.

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That was a compliment.

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Well, in that case, why 
Won't you invite me for a drink?

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you look like a woman

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perfectly capable of 
pay for your own drinks.

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Yeah, well, don't you know the waiter?

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Can't you get involved with it? 
good? Maybe a little chivas?

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Will that really make you happy?

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It's a start.

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Well, there wasn't you 
classified as type

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who needs a man 
pay a drink to appreciate yourself.

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What's your fucking problem?

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I don't think an attractive and

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sophisticated woman like 
you must be so insecure

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to need something so trivial

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like a man paying you
drinks to feel desired.

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And I don't need a 
sermon of a pretentious

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who brings a fucking book to a bar

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to appear distant and sexy.

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Hang on a minute.

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Did you say "sexy"?

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My God.

253
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Now who is the insecure one?

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What do you do for a living?

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I am a telegraph operator.

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I didn't know there were still those,

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You know, with the Internet and all that.

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I am a lawyer.

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I just passed the exam, I got 
a job at a big firm.

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Fast! Laugh as if it's over 
to say something hilarious.

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- That?
- Do it.

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Wait a minute. Am I your co-pilot?

263
00:19:44,532 --> 00:19:46,533
Jason, what are you doing here?

264
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,803
- Guys, do you know each other?
- Yes, he works for me.

265
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:51,722
We work together in the same firm.

266
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,042
Girls, do you want some drinks?

267
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,711
Two Dulce Vida Añejo margaritas.

268
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,313
At once!

269
00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:00,681
Look what time it is!

270
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,400
I'm late for my abortion.

271
00:20:02,484 --> 00:20:03,565
Can I talk to you?

272
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,658
Hey.

273
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,444
He was going to get us top-notch drinks.

274
00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:17,365
Well, yes, but... Listen...

275
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,284
Jason is a level five pest

276
00:20:20,369 --> 00:20:22,286
and if you let me buy you a drink,

277
00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:25,873
it will stick like a limpet
the rest of the night.

278
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,641
How much do you like me now?

279
00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:46,777
Well done.

280
00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,595
Who is our lucky benefactor?

281
00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:50,982
Well, it's...

282
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,267
Wait, isn't it...

283
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:54,652
Shit.

284
00:20:56,872 --> 00:20:57,771
Lizzie.

285
00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:08,833
Hey, you still have to pay for this.

286
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,862
So, your friend Sam...

287
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:42,500
It's very pretty.

288
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:44,919
Forget it.

289
00:21:44,986 --> 00:21:47,004
Sam prefers guys to girls.

290
00:21:47,089 --> 00:21:49,707
That? I'm not a girl.

291
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,709
Yeah? So how is it 
that you are not angry

292
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:53,678
abandon you when you were going to 
invite us to some drinks?

293
00:21:53,762 --> 00:21:55,162
Because I'm nice.

294
00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:57,048
That doesn't make me a sissy.

295
00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:00,101
From here I can see how 
your pussy is marked.

296
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:04,388
Now you can go.

297
00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,611
Why didn't you tell me you guys broke up?

298
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,114
Don't know.

299
00:22:13,181 --> 00:22:14,815
After the 15th time, you told me

300
00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:16,484
that you didn't want to hear it anymore.

301
00:22:17,685 --> 00:22:19,520
Hell, I didn't want to hear it anymore.

302
00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:21,855
I did not mean that.

303
00:22:23,525 --> 00:22:25,326
You can tell me everything, you already know.

304
00:22:26,328 --> 00:22:27,712
Couples before colleagues.

305
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,631
When did it happen?

306
00:22:30,698 --> 00:22:32,866
A few days ago.

307
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:35,336
I caught him practicing 
sexting with that girl.

308
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:37,267
I don't want to talk about the 
shit from our past.

309
00:22:37,305 --> 00:22:39,056
I want to talk about the 
dusts of our future.

310
00:22:39,141 --> 00:22:41,142
What are we doing tonight?

311
00:22:41,209 --> 00:22:44,311
Well maybe we should have a 
old fashioned self pity party.

312
00:22:44,379 --> 00:22:45,712
I'll bring the ice cream.

313
00:22:47,048 --> 00:22:50,017
No.

314
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:52,219
Fuck that. How much 
the more time you spend without him,

315
00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:53,404
the more difficult it is to achieve it.

316
00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:54,939
We have to be imaginative

317
00:22:55,023 --> 00:22:57,324
to get you a cock.

318
00:22:58,527 --> 00:22:59,660
Are you ready?

319
00:23:20,215 --> 00:23:22,433
I'm done.

320
00:23:22,517 --> 00:23:25,553
Well at least you finished
under a boy

321
00:23:29,424 --> 00:23:32,443
Oh really? Have we already fulfilled that?

322
00:23:34,196 --> 00:23:36,113
The night is still young. Let's go to the Moon

323
00:23:36,231 --> 00:23:38,649
or maybe even El Patrón,
Let's see who's left.

324
00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:42,069
The only one I want to make love to 
tonight it's to the shower head

325
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,488
so I can get all this out 
disgusting sweat from my body.

326
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:46,457
It sounds perverted.

327
00:23:48,877 --> 00:23:51,612
But because I'm not getting laid,
It doesn't mean you can't.

328
00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:55,633
Rule number 14.

329
00:23:55,717 --> 00:23:57,051
you also need 
get a man

330
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,421
And that dirty and horny boy 
from the end the bar

331
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:03,307
he has been fucking you with his eyes 
during the last 10 minutes.

332
00:24:03,391 --> 00:24:04,592
That?

333
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:08,896
It's better than bread.

334
00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:12,433
My God.

335
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,071
How am I?

336
00:24:21,643 --> 00:24:22,860
You are amazing.

337
00:24:22,944 --> 00:24:24,078
I'm going home.

338
00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:34,488
Twice in one weekend?

339
00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:36,040
I know, you're a lucky girl.

340
00:24:37,592 --> 00:24:39,260
Can I invite you to a
three dollar beer?

341
00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:43,497
I already have a drink.

342
00:24:43,548 --> 00:24:45,432
Brilliant! So what
What if you invite me to one?

343
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,861
But not for reaffirmation or anything like that.

344
00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,469
But I'm... I'm out of money.

345
00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:52,973
How violent.

346
00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:55,943
Many problems of 
anger towards men?

347
00:24:56,010 --> 00:24:57,862
You know, I could do

348
00:24:57,946 --> 00:24:59,730
some very sarcastic comments

349
00:24:59,814 --> 00:25:02,233
about the fact that you love to throw

350
00:25:02,317 --> 00:25:05,870
those general observations 
psychological first.

351
00:25:05,954 --> 00:25:08,489
As if you really have any 
perception of my behavior,

352
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,824
but I'm too tired
and i have drunk too much

353
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:13,410
and in this case, it happens to be true.

354
00:25:15,863 --> 00:25:16,914
Well...

355
00:25:18,199 --> 00:25:19,383
Maybe I can help.

356
00:25:30,512 --> 00:25:33,046
Did you just say "mmm"?

357
00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:34,064
Mmm-hmm.

358
00:25:37,852 --> 00:25:38,719
Come here.

359
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,160
What would you say about

360
00:25:46,227 --> 00:25:47,728
go to my house

361
00:25:48,530 --> 00:25:50,897
and have some really sweaty and

362
00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:52,899
really hot

363
00:25:52,951 --> 00:25:54,368
sex without any ties?

364
00:25:56,087 --> 00:26:00,424
I would say that sex never 
It comes with no strings attached.

365
00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:08,132
You don't know who you're dealing with.

366
00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:34,908
Hey, just so you know...

367
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:39,046
I don't make the spoon and I don't 
I make invitations to sleep.

368
00:26:40,382 --> 00:26:41,999
You have a lot of rules.

369
00:26:46,087 --> 00:26:47,972
Did you come here to 
talk or have sex?

370
00:28:15,042 --> 00:28:17,845
We were there until 4 
in the morning, easily.

371
00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:20,046
I'm tired.

372
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:23,383
The best part is that
It was immediately after.

373
00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,886
That way it wasn't so awkward to kick him out early. 
in the morning, you know what I mean?

374
00:28:25,937 --> 00:28:27,771
So the sex was 
as good as it seems?

375
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:30,240
Even more.

376
00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,410
Are we talking about 
horny boyfriend material?

377
00:28:33,495 --> 00:28:34,561
Or horny fuck buddy?

378
00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:36,229
Please.

379
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:37,831
This is the type of 
one time thing.

380
00:28:37,899 --> 00:28:39,566
I doubt I'll ever see him again.

381
00:28:41,035 --> 00:28:42,169
Hey Sam, I'll get back to you 
call, okay?

382
00:28:42,236 --> 00:28:43,420
Alright.

383
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:55,000
You're worth a million of these.

384
00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:22,354
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