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(vibrant music)
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(loud thudding)
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(birds and insects chirping)
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(bird trilling)
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(unnerving music)
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(leaves rustling)
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(unnerving music intensifies)
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music intensifies)
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(vibrant music)
♪ Fire, I'm fire ♪
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♪ Baby I'm lit ♪
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♪ Fire, I'm fire ♪
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♪ Baby I'm lit ♪
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♪ Love me
Hey, love me ♪
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♪ Maybe, hey, maybe ♪
Shut up!
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♪ Love me
Hey, love me ♪
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♪ Everybody wants my number ♪
(laughter)
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♪ I've got it, I've got it ♪
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-It's good?
-I don't know. What is it?
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♪ Love it, I love it ♪
(giggling)
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♪ Baby I'm lit ♪
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♪ I'm fire
I'm fire ♪
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♪ Baby I'm lit ♪
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♪ Fire, I'm fire ♪
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I'm so excited to be coming
to this island.
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I've heard so many great things
about this company
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and their commitment
to ecological issues.
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And remember, people...
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Be one with nature.
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♪ Give it, I'll give it ♪
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♪ Take it, I'll take it ♪
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Whoa!
(thud)
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I'm alright, I'm alright.
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Wow. You are alllllright.
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I'm Mongoose, by the way.
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It's actually pronounced
the French way,
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but most people
call me Mr Goose.
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Like, my mum calls me Mong.
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Like, whose mother
would call them Mong?
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Do you know what I mean?
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(party chatter)
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Alright, girl?
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Wanna take a little selfie?
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I don't mind.
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Go on.
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Argh! Fuck!
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You fucking asshole.
You scared me to death.
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Chill out, it's an app.
It's not even real.
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(cheering)
(vibrant music continues)
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Captain: So, we are now
approaching the island itself.
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The snakes, spiders
and scorpions on the island
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are harmless,
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but we do have great whites
in the ocean.
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One last tip for you, the, er,
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mushrooms that grow wild
on this island
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are the strongest psychedelic
substance known to man.
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That's not to encourage you.
That's a warning.
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Hmm.
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Mushrooms it is, then.
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(water lapping)
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(hotel lobby music)
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Mark, phone away, now.
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Now!
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Is that a new blazer, David?
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It's a sports jacket.
It's less formal than a blazer.
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Oh. Um... but it's nice.
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(water splashing)
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Ah...
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(humming)
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Why is that old fucker
front of house?
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He's just helping out
until the guests arrive.
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Right, well, I don't want
him serving.
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Nobody wants to think about old
people when they're eating.
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Adi, I didn't tell you to pull
'em up with your fingers.
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I told you to spray 'em.
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That's the pesticide
I told you about.
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It's banned in Europe.
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(phone ringing)
I didn't ask you to spray it
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from the Eiffel Tower, did I?
-Hello?
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But if the toxins
get into the soil,
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it's gonna kill everything.
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Thank you.
Er, they're ahead of schedule.
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Okay, spray now, or you're back
to cleaning toilets.
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(phone vibrating)
David: Unbelievable.
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Give these people an inch,
they take a mile...
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Mongoose: Has anyone
ever told you
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you look like Pamela Anderson?
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(guests chatter)
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David: Hey, welcome. hello.
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Finally you're all here.
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So happy to see you. Welcome.
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Welcome to The Pearl
Haven Hotel.
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This really is, it's the jewel
in the crown
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for Infinity Dream
International.
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And we are thrilled to have you,
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the biggest influencers
on the planet,
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here to launch it.
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Whilst you're here,
everything is free.
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Food, drink, it's all free!
(laughs)
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Yeah. So all we would ask
in return
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is that you tweet, you TikTok,
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you hashtag your millions
of followers
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and, uh, Rachel, do you wanna
help me out?
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Hey. Hey...
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Not joining the party?
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I'm not in the party.
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Hmm. You know, my content isn't
really their content either.
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Oh, I'm Ed.
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Hi, Ed.
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S-sorry, what's your name?
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Bye, Ed.
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Molly, you're so pretty.
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Molly, my girl...
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-Molly?
-Yeah.
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Did you name her after
your favourite drug, then?
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-Pardon?
-Molly, E, MDMA, Ecstasy...
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Ecstasy? No. No, no, no, no.
No, I don't do drugs.
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So, what do you create?
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Me? Oh, I'm not an influencer.
Molly is.
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Molly is a superstar.
Aren't you? Hi...
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Guys, let's get you
something to eat.
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Come this way, come this way.
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And remember, feel free to share
online anything...
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(We Gettin' To It, Devid Hoffman
and Radiccio Nash plays)
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♪ We gettin to it
Yeah, we gettin to it ♪
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♪ Got the whole squad
Livin' like a movie ♪
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♪ Just sayin'
You could've lived this way ♪
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Go on, light me up.
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Get it on me, get it on me.
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Whoa.
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♪ We gettin to it ♪
Come on...
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Yes! Come on!
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Look at 'em. Like pigs in shit.
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Well, they're posting.
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I mean, look at all the tags!
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Ooh. Hashtag city, baby.
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♪ We gettin to it
Yeah, we gettin to it ♪
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♪ We gettin to it
Oh, we gettin to it ♪
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♪ Why you cappin'
Bout the way... ♪
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The Mongoose gang.
What you sayin'?
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You alright, yeah?
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What we got here? The UFC.
Ultimate Fridge Challenge.
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There's only four minis in here.
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♪ We gettin to it
Yeah, we gettin to it ♪
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♪ We gettin to it
Oh, we gettin to it ♪
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♪ Why you cappin', bout the way
your people movin' ♪
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♪ Talk big on the Internet ♪
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Here we have Finca,
my best friend.
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She wants to be
my best friend too.
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She just doesn't know it yet.
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(grunting)
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Uh...
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♪ You could've lived this way
But you messed around ♪
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♪ Bet you feelin'
like you blew it ♪
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♪ We gettin to it
Yeah, we gettin to it ♪
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(sinister music)
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(birds chirping)
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(goat bleating)
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(goat bleating)
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(goat bleating)
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I see you've met Duncan,
my guardman.
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You're gonna need a bigger goat.
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(chuckles)
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That's very good, hm.
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Hello, Clara.
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Hello, Dad.
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Bit early for whiskey,
don't you think?
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Not this one.
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This is a lowland whiskey,
a breakfast malt.
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I'll have water.
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Well, that'll ruin it.
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Just water.
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Oh... oh, really?
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Um...
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I got your letter.
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It was brief.
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I tried to fill in the blanks,
but there were too many.
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(whiskey pouring)
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I'm guessing you didn't
come all this way
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just to see me.
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I'm here because of the hotel.
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Ah, the new development.
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The Pearl Haven Hotel.
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The turd in the crown.
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The wart on the scrotum
of luxury.
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Uh, so what, are you,
are you travel writing now?
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Investigative reporting.
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Whoa, a notebook.
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Which one are you?
Woodward or Bernstein?
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Couldn't think of
a female journalist?
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No. No, fair point, well made.
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So, um...
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So what's the angle?
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How does a resort get built
when the entire island
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is a protected nature site?
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Oh, that's easy.
Bribery and corruption.
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-Correct.
-So, what's new?
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Er, let me guess.
You, er, your...
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your petition didn't work.
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Your legal injunction
didn't work.
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But, uh, now you think
you can blow open
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a corporate malfeasance case
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against a multinational
ecohotel.
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An ecohotel that's just flown
30 influencers
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here from all over the world.
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That's a situational irony,
but it's not Watergate.
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How about,
"Hotel Destroys Paradise
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while West End legend
remains glued to bar stool"?
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Well, that wouldn't be accurate.
Sometimes I fall off.
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Tsk...
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It's all a joke to you,
isn't it?
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(bar thuds)
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(sighs)
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What did I tell you?
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Be nice.
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(background dance music)
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Yeah. The Mongoose gang.
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You alright, yeah?
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So, the man on the boat
said to me
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that the mushrooms
that grow here
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are the strongest in the world.
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Now I know
you've seen me trippin',
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but I've never been slippin'.
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It's hard to believe
that these guys are stronger
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than the Dutch imports
we get back home -
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shout out to my dealers,
Chris and Jamie,
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yeah, you know who you are.
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So, we're gonna take these
babies on a little test drive,
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for the purposes of science;
and for you, my followers,
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nearly hit a million people.
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Talk to me, Goose.
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(sighs) Here we go.
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(coughs)
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(retching)
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(convulsing)
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(gasping)
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Uh...
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These are disgusting!
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But I'm intrigued.
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(mysterious music)
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Uh...
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Ah...
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Ah... Oh, shit.
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(groaning)
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Fuck me. Uh...
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(mysterious music intensifies)
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Ah!
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Sorry, are you working
for a company called Mackerel?
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I am. Why, does it sound
fishy to you?
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Ha! And they say Germans
aren't funny.
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What's going on, guys?
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So, I am here
in the Pearl Haven Hotel,
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and wow, it is a beautiful
tropical paradise.
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But as an environmentalist,
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it's important for me
to check out
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whether this company is green,
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or just greenwashing.
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Let's go.
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Large extraction fans.
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00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,528
It's not a good start.
264
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,029
The rooms are hot.
265
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,466
Too hot, even.
But perhaps that's because...
266
00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:55,069
Wow.
267
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,404
(gasps)
268
00:13:57,572 --> 00:13:59,940
Okay, obviously
I'm a nature lover
269
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,644
and we should all be
one with nature,
270
00:14:02,811 --> 00:14:05,879
but that... that one
scary arachnid,
271
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,949
that bad boy needs to be caught
and put outside.
272
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,051
Now, as I always say,
273
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,953
if you treat animals
with respect,
274
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,723
they'll treat you with respect.
275
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,057
Now, you cannot call yourself
a nature lover
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00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,494
if you only care for cute
little kittens and puppies.
277
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,997
These ugly animals
need love, too.
278
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,466
(jar rattling)
279
00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:33,608
(jar clinks)
Uh, God!
280
00:14:33,775 --> 00:14:35,677
(panicked gasping)
281
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,478
Uh!
(thud)
282
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,086
Okay, let's delete that.
(recording button beeps)
283
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David: We've been
having complaints
284
00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,460
about the air conditioning.
285
00:14:53,628 --> 00:14:54,928
We've had it shut down.
286
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,831
It's affecting the entire hotel.
287
00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,267
At this current time, we've got
no air conditioning anywhere.
288
00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:02,269
Yeah, I know, Russell.
289
00:15:02,436 --> 00:15:04,104
Do you know how I know that?
290
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,808
'Cause my balls are sticking to
my legs and I'm fucking purple!
291
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,275
Look at me!
292
00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,177
You're in black and white.
293
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,946
-Trust me, I'm purple.
-Rachel: He is.
294
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,551
Fix the air con or I will fire
the fucking lot of you!
295
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,020
Towel! Ah, God.
296
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,489
(gasping)
297
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,059
Is that a cobweb?
298
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,562
If I had to bet on it,
299
00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:29,062
I'd say something's trapped
in the vent.
300
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,397
And what do you think it is?
301
00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:32,366
A rat or a lizard, maybe?
302
00:15:32,534 --> 00:15:34,034
A cat?
303
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,337
When I backtracked the issues
with the extractors,
304
00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:39,908
it said relay switch in vent
three was switched off.
305
00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,843
Off?
306
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,477
Well, it might not be.
307
00:15:43,645 --> 00:15:44,978
It might be a diagnostics issue
308
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,548
saying it's the switch,
but it isn't.
309
00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:48,182
If it's a short circuit,
310
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,084
it could shut down everything,
including the Internet.
311
00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:53,053
So, er...
312
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,022
(mysterious music)
313
00:16:12,674 --> 00:16:15,442
Well, one of us needs to go
into the vents to have a look.
314
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,979
And Mark's too fat.
315
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,184
(Goose gasping)
(mysterious music intensifies)
316
00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:43,136
(music stops abruptly)
317
00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:49,911
(crickets chirping)
318
00:16:51,613 --> 00:16:53,715
(footsteps receding)
319
00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,216
Er, are you going out?
320
00:16:56,718 --> 00:16:58,820
No, I'm wearing my pyjamas.
321
00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:01,756
Only I, I thought we might
have dinner together.
322
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,725
Nuts and bourbon isn't a meal.
323
00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:06,293
Nonsense. It's my five a day.
324
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,798
Come on, Clara.
325
00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:13,333
Let's not fight.
326
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,337
I haven't seen you for so long.
327
00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:19,473
Can't we at least have dinner?
328
00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:23,678
I'm going to meet my contact.
329
00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:25,680
There's a drug dealer
on the island?
330
00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:29,584
I have a contact
amongst the staff
331
00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:32,119
who has information about
the hotel's building practices.
332
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,289
We're going to use it to disrupt
their launch.
333
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,758
You're meeting Adi.
334
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,596
He's the only person
in that place who cares.
335
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,599
But he's the maintenance
manager,
336
00:17:44,766 --> 00:17:46,634
so unless you're gonna ask him
for a tour of the drains,
337
00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:48,435
I can't see how he can help you.
338
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,337
Don't wait up.
339
00:17:50,672 --> 00:17:52,507
Say hi to Adi.
340
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,442
(suspenseful music)
341
00:18:05,987 --> 00:18:07,889
(switch clicks)
(bulb flickers)
342
00:18:13,061 --> 00:18:14,796
(ladder clattering)
343
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,502
(ominous music)
344
00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:23,037
(torch clicks)
345
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:27,041
(vent clattering)
(Adi gasping)
346
00:18:34,816 --> 00:18:36,985
(ominous music intensifies)
347
00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:55,937
(flashlight clunks)
348
00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:01,509
Kev: I don't believe
in the dictionary.
349
00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:03,011
I think there's too many words.
350
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,413
What I do is I take the ones
I know, I spread 'em out.
351
00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:08,181
Like snakes, yeah?
352
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,350
If I see one moving fast,
I say he's running.
353
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,452
Yeah, he ain't got legs,
but he's still running.
354
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,722
Okay, but millions of years ago,
snakes had legs.
355
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,725
(scoffs) You don't half chat
some bollocks, you.
356
00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:20,360
No, no. They just became
redundant over time.
357
00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:22,429
They're legs.
358
00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,899
Kevin's heard of evolution.
He just doesn't believe in it.
359
00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:26,901
No. I believe anything
when I see it.
360
00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:28,268
You can't see evolution.
361
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,737
Yes you can, actually.
362
00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:33,373
For example,
you wear suntan cream, right?
363
00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:35,543
I use many creams.
364
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,210
(giggling)
Ed: Okay.
365
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,747
But you wear suntan cream
to protect your skin
366
00:19:39,914 --> 00:19:41,582
from rapidly getting darker.
367
00:19:41,749 --> 00:19:43,751
Because of increased UV light,
368
00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:46,486
your skin cells
are essentially evolving.
369
00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:48,656
-See Finca, proof!
-No.
370
00:19:48,823 --> 00:19:50,223
That's all I ever want!
371
00:19:51,159 --> 00:19:53,161
(shrieks excitedly)
It's go time!
372
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,461
Don't do that.
373
00:19:54,629 --> 00:19:56,430
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
I can't help it.
374
00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:58,132
Of course you can help it.
375
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,735
Oh, it's just something I do
when I, when I get excited.
376
00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:03,104
Yeah. You sound like
a mouse wanking. Sorry.
377
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,939
(mic distorts)
378
00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:06,674
Haha! Yeah...
379
00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:09,309
David: Okay, everyone.
We'll be starting
380
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,179
the presentation
in five minutes...
381
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,514
Hey. How are you?
382
00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:15,016
I'm good.
383
00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:16,984
Erm, if you're coming
to the launch event
384
00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:19,187
and you want a drink,
I'm paying.
385
00:20:19,921 --> 00:20:21,189
It's a free bar.
386
00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:24,491
Yeah, fair. It's the thought
that counts, though.
387
00:20:25,693 --> 00:20:28,596
I'm actually meeting someone.
Maybe later?
388
00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:31,132
Y-yeah, great. Yeah.
389
00:20:34,168 --> 00:20:36,537
(sinister music)
390
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,819
(Adi gasps)
391
00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:02,462
(gasping)
392
00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:11,005
Oh...
393
00:21:20,014 --> 00:21:21,916
(threatening music)
394
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,350
Uh...
395
00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,855
(rat thuds)
(Adi gasps)
396
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:36,030
(conditioner whirring)
397
00:21:43,104 --> 00:21:44,505
(Adi sighs)
398
00:21:46,207 --> 00:21:48,242
(vent rattling)
399
00:21:49,277 --> 00:21:50,244
Uh!
400
00:21:51,913 --> 00:21:54,282
(dramatic music)
(vent rattling)
401
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,516
Uh!
402
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,755
(draught whistling)
403
00:22:01,122 --> 00:22:02,389
(dramatic music intensifies)
404
00:22:02,557 --> 00:22:03,524
Argh!
405
00:22:10,698 --> 00:22:12,266
(spiders scuttling)
406
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,101
(spider biting)
Argh! Aaaargh!
407
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,469
(panicked panting)
Aargh! Aaargh!
408
00:22:17,538 --> 00:22:18,906
(spider biting)
Argh!
409
00:22:19,073 --> 00:22:21,042
(Adi choking)
410
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:31,052
(conditioner creaking)
411
00:22:31,552 --> 00:22:34,956
(cheesy presentation music)
412
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:40,761
This is a resort
built into a jungle.
413
00:22:40,928 --> 00:22:43,731
This is the Rainforest Retreat.
414
00:22:43,898 --> 00:22:45,633
And if you're a thrill seeker,
415
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,069
you are not gonna believe this.
416
00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,670
Come with me.
417
00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:54,575
This is just the beginning.
418
00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:57,311
We've already
laid the foundations
419
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,847
for the next phase
of this project.
420
00:23:00,081 --> 00:23:05,452
It's a hotel built within
the jungle itself.
421
00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:08,256
A rainforest retreat.
422
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,591
An eco paradise, naturally.
423
00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:11,792
Is it, though?
424
00:23:11,959 --> 00:23:13,327
I'm sorry, who are you?
425
00:23:13,661 --> 00:23:15,796
I'm just someone who thinks
building a hotel
426
00:23:15,963 --> 00:23:17,798
in a jungle is not natural.
427
00:23:17,965 --> 00:23:21,335
If you're so ecofriendly, why
build on the island at all?
428
00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:23,938
Buildings are banned on all
of the islands in the region.
429
00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:25,139
How did you get permission?
430
00:23:25,306 --> 00:23:27,108
So, if I can just say,
431
00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:29,010
we have all
of the relevant permits.
432
00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:31,012
-That's horseshit!
-I love this girl.
433
00:23:31,178 --> 00:23:34,215
This lake was exactly
where we're all standing now.
434
00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:35,616
All those birds have gone!
435
00:23:35,783 --> 00:23:37,450
-Alright, come with me, please.
-Get off me!
436
00:23:37,618 --> 00:23:39,220
If this hotel expands
into the jungle,
437
00:23:39,387 --> 00:23:41,155
it'll kill thousands of species
of plants and animals!
438
00:23:41,322 --> 00:23:43,490
Alright, I've just, I've just
realised who you are.
439
00:23:43,891 --> 00:23:47,028
Your father runs
a shithole hotel
440
00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:49,730
on the south side
of the island, yeah?
441
00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:52,233
So, who exactly
are you protecting
442
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,202
the island for?
Is it for the wildlife?
443
00:23:55,369 --> 00:23:56,737
Or is it for yourself?
444
00:23:56,904 --> 00:23:59,874
Do you want to keep the whole
place for you and Daddy?
445
00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,842
Little Miss Entitled...
446
00:24:02,009 --> 00:24:03,210
-Alright, come on.
-Right?
447
00:24:03,377 --> 00:24:05,079
Please! Get this message
to your followers!
448
00:24:05,246 --> 00:24:06,881
This hotel's not eco.
449
00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:08,649
It's a fraud,
and it's breaking the law!
450
00:24:08,816 --> 00:24:11,352
That is absolutely not true.
451
00:24:11,552 --> 00:24:13,486
Please do not post any of that.
452
00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:16,057
How could we?
Your Internet is useless.
453
00:24:16,223 --> 00:24:18,926
If what she said about the lake
is true, she'll have a case.
454
00:24:19,093 --> 00:24:20,828
It's UN environmental law.
455
00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:23,364
I mean, one habitat
can't be destroyed for another.
456
00:24:23,664 --> 00:24:25,166
I like protestor girl.
457
00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:26,499
Yeah, she's fit.
458
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,769
She's a bit too Greta Thunberg
for me.
459
00:24:28,936 --> 00:24:31,272
But Ed wants to fuck her,
don't you, Ed?
460
00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:32,840
What?
461
00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:34,375
No, it's not like that.
462
00:24:34,575 --> 00:24:35,743
What's it like, then?
463
00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:38,612
No, we're just...like, friends.
464
00:24:39,714 --> 00:24:41,082
-Friends?
-Friends?
465
00:24:41,248 --> 00:24:42,783
Are you gonna post what she said
on your feed?
466
00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,218
Are you?
467
00:24:44,418 --> 00:24:45,786
Fuck that shit!
468
00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:49,123
I mean, look, give me a petition
to sign and I'll sign it.
469
00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:51,625
Give me a collection tin to fill
and I'll fill it.
470
00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:55,763
But what I'm not gonna do
is bore my followers with it.
471
00:24:55,963 --> 00:25:00,534
I mean, the way I see it is if
a hundred pink flamingos
472
00:25:00,701 --> 00:25:02,770
have to lose their little pond
473
00:25:02,937 --> 00:25:05,573
so that I can drive
a fucking Ferrari, I'm sorry,
474
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:07,908
I'm driving the Ferrari.
It's a no-brainer.
475
00:25:08,075 --> 00:25:10,111
I mean, that's kind of
where I am.
476
00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:12,046
I mean, I guess...
477
00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:13,981
I get what she's saying,
478
00:25:14,148 --> 00:25:16,617
but it took me years
to build that following.
479
00:25:16,817 --> 00:25:18,219
And I have way more followers
480
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:20,054
than all of you combined
times four.
481
00:25:20,221 --> 00:25:21,622
-Oh, really?
-What are you doing?
482
00:25:21,789 --> 00:25:23,824
-We're going for a swim.
-No, no... Aaah!
483
00:25:24,158 --> 00:25:26,327
(Mr Gun, 'Better' plays)
♪ I promise I won't be jealous ♪
484
00:25:26,494 --> 00:25:28,429
♪ You don't deserve it all ♪
(screaming)
485
00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:30,731
(cheering, whooping)
486
00:25:33,634 --> 00:25:35,736
(laughter, cheering)
487
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,115
-Here you are, Winnie?
-Yes?
488
00:25:48,282 --> 00:25:49,817
Get this beautiful girl
a margarita,
489
00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:51,652
and I'll have a skinny bitch.
490
00:25:52,186 --> 00:25:53,454
It's a vodka soda.
491
00:25:53,621 --> 00:25:54,488
Oh.
492
00:25:54,655 --> 00:25:55,524
Keeps me lean.
493
00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:01,929
I'm Kev.
494
00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:04,432
-Dina.
-That's a beautiful name.
495
00:26:09,703 --> 00:26:11,540
(growling, yapping)
496
00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:14,175
I mean, if you want
to talk about
497
00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:16,177
people profiting from nature...
498
00:26:16,343 --> 00:26:17,512
She loves that dog.
499
00:26:17,678 --> 00:26:21,849
In public, yeah,
but she's basically a pimp.
500
00:26:22,517 --> 00:26:25,052
No, seriously,
she's whoring that dog out.
501
00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:28,722
She's making it turn tricks
for likes.
502
00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:30,391
Behind closed doors
503
00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:32,527
she's probably beating
the poor animal.
504
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:35,296
Yet the dog still has more
followers than you.
505
00:26:35,963 --> 00:26:37,631
(chuckling)
506
00:26:37,865 --> 00:26:40,201
Whohoho! Hohoho!
507
00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:46,240
(passionate party music)
508
00:26:51,245 --> 00:26:52,913
(thudding)
509
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,682
No way, Mongoose!
510
00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:56,183
-Oh my God!
-What the fuck?
511
00:26:56,350 --> 00:26:57,552
(splashing)
(laughter)
512
00:26:57,718 --> 00:26:59,521
Please! I gotta get home!
513
00:27:01,422 --> 00:27:03,257
Wait, wait for me!
514
00:27:04,859 --> 00:27:06,528
Ah, shit!
515
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,028
Fuck!
516
00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:11,031
Ah!
517
00:27:11,198 --> 00:27:13,234
(crickets chirping)
518
00:27:14,603 --> 00:27:16,770
(Curtis chatting)
519
00:27:19,006 --> 00:27:20,575
(Curtis chuckling)
520
00:27:28,949 --> 00:27:31,685
(tender music)
521
00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:43,532
Do you want to talk?
522
00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:48,702
My mother's buried
beneath that hotel.
523
00:27:48,869 --> 00:27:50,471
Oh, no, she's not.
524
00:27:56,143 --> 00:27:57,478
The last time I was here,
525
00:27:57,646 --> 00:27:59,146
I buried a time capsule
with her.
526
00:28:00,549 --> 00:28:02,316
She'd written something for me,
527
00:28:03,317 --> 00:28:05,319
something she wanted me to know.
528
00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:08,289
And now it's gone.
529
00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:10,758
Smashed to pieces.
530
00:28:11,292 --> 00:28:13,628
Like the island
you loved so much.
531
00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:16,665
The island you wouldn't even
leave to come to her funeral.
532
00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:19,833
Please, Clara. Can we not do
the whole magical misery tour?
533
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,269
Do you know what I told myself
when mum was dying?
534
00:28:22,436 --> 00:28:25,239
That you couldn't visit because
you were the caretaker.
535
00:28:25,607 --> 00:28:27,676
You had to stay
and protect the island.
536
00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:31,245
But when it needed your help,
537
00:28:31,478 --> 00:28:32,947
you did nothing.
538
00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,818
(footsteps receding)
539
00:28:38,786 --> 00:28:40,287
Caretaker...
540
00:28:41,422 --> 00:28:43,625
(suspenseful music)
541
00:28:47,261 --> 00:28:49,463
(spider scuttling)
542
00:28:51,932 --> 00:28:53,834
(Molly whining)
543
00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:01,710
(Molly whining)
544
00:29:06,347 --> 00:29:08,882
(Molly barking)
545
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:15,222
Stop.
(Molly whining)
546
00:29:16,390 --> 00:29:17,491
Hm.
547
00:29:22,697 --> 00:29:25,332
(threatening music)
(spider scuttling)
548
00:29:30,204 --> 00:29:32,139
(Molly whining)
549
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:36,343
Molly? Molly? Come on, girl...
(Molly panting)
550
00:29:36,511 --> 00:29:38,045
We're going out.
(Molly whining)
551
00:29:38,212 --> 00:29:39,913
Gary: Only the Germans
could invent
552
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,583
a single word to describe
553
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:44,251
taking pleasure
in other people's misery.
554
00:29:44,418 --> 00:29:45,819
'Schadenfreude'.
555
00:29:45,986 --> 00:29:48,690
Oh... What other German
do you speak?
556
00:29:49,023 --> 00:29:51,058
-Bundesliga.
-Oh, very good.
557
00:29:51,225 --> 00:29:54,061
Stein. Schnell.
(Glamma giggling)
558
00:29:54,261 --> 00:29:56,230
Achtung, obviously.
559
00:29:56,531 --> 00:29:58,265
You know, you will be
the first English boy
560
00:29:58,432 --> 00:30:00,267
who I've slept with
who speaks German?
561
00:30:00,901 --> 00:30:03,370
Why? How many English boys
have you slept with?
562
00:30:03,605 --> 00:30:06,273
Hmm... Does Welsh count?
563
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,609
No.
564
00:30:08,442 --> 00:30:09,544
Irish?
565
00:30:09,711 --> 00:30:10,779
Definitely not.
566
00:30:11,178 --> 00:30:12,279
Hm.
567
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,882
You're not very tall, are you?
568
00:30:16,518 --> 00:30:18,952
I'm average. I'm above average.
569
00:30:19,386 --> 00:30:21,690
You know, my ex-boyfriend
was, like, seven feet tall.
570
00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,057
A real monster.
571
00:30:23,357 --> 00:30:25,359
-Monster...?
-Put your hands up.
572
00:30:25,893 --> 00:30:29,363
Yeah, his hands were like...
twice as big as yours.
573
00:30:29,764 --> 00:30:31,766
-R-right...
-Are you shaking?
574
00:30:31,932 --> 00:30:32,900
No.
575
00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:34,868
I haven't even taken
my clothes off.
576
00:30:35,035 --> 00:30:37,071
It's not gonna be
one of those nights, is it?
577
00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:39,239
(suspenseful music)
What nights?
578
00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,141
Oh, hello.
579
00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:43,877
I can work with that.
580
00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:47,749
(threatening music)
581
00:30:50,719 --> 00:30:52,920
(spiders scuttling)
582
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,362
(threatening music intensifies)
583
00:31:03,832 --> 00:31:05,933
(Kev gasping)
584
00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:12,674
Uh...
585
00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:15,510
(button beeps)
(phone ringing)
586
00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:17,679
Hello, reception?
587
00:31:17,846 --> 00:31:21,148
Yeah, bruv... What's going on
with this air con?
588
00:31:21,315 --> 00:31:23,016
It's so hot
I think I could melt.
589
00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:24,952
Sorry, sir. It's gonna
be fixed by tomorrow.
590
00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:26,788
-Tomorrow, yeah?
-Yes sir.
591
00:31:26,954 --> 00:31:29,022
-Promise?
-I give you my word.
592
00:31:29,189 --> 00:31:30,324
Alright.
593
00:31:31,659 --> 00:31:32,794
Uh...
594
00:31:35,864 --> 00:31:37,498
(gasping)
595
00:31:53,947 --> 00:31:55,983
(urinating)
596
00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:01,955
(gasping)
597
00:32:03,858 --> 00:32:05,794
(bottle rattling)
598
00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:15,202
(rattling)
599
00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:28,348
What the fuck?
600
00:32:29,483 --> 00:32:31,251
Hey, Dina...
601
00:32:32,754 --> 00:32:34,188
Gina?
602
00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:36,356
Karen, whatever the fuck
your name is,
603
00:32:36,524 --> 00:32:37,926
get in here and help.
604
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,993
We've got roaches.
605
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,563
(crashing)
606
00:32:42,597 --> 00:32:44,766
(threatening music)
607
00:33:05,018 --> 00:33:06,855
(gasping)
608
00:33:14,461 --> 00:33:16,564
(scuttling)
609
00:33:16,965 --> 00:33:18,633
(dramatic music)
Ah!
610
00:33:21,101 --> 00:33:22,402
(gasps)
611
00:33:25,707 --> 00:33:26,941
Hello?
612
00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:28,710
Calvin?
613
00:33:28,977 --> 00:33:30,979
Or whatever your name is...
614
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,916
You alright?
615
00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:39,654
(suspenseful music)
616
00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:48,630
(suspenseful music intensifies)
617
00:33:48,963 --> 00:33:51,331
(thunder rumbling)
618
00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:55,670
(rain pattering)
619
00:33:56,738 --> 00:33:58,940
(thunder rumbling)
620
00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:04,646
(poignant music)
621
00:34:28,002 --> 00:34:29,938
(birds chirping)
622
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:39,647
(thunder rumbling)
623
00:34:46,688 --> 00:34:48,957
(birds chirping)
624
00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:57,565
(rain pattering)
625
00:35:09,644 --> 00:35:12,513
(sombre music)
626
00:35:17,351 --> 00:35:20,622
Have you thought about
not using plastic bottles?
627
00:35:23,091 --> 00:35:25,392
Actually, I don't use
plastic at all.
628
00:35:25,727 --> 00:35:27,562
I retrieved those from the sea.
629
00:35:29,998 --> 00:35:32,366
(refrigerator door thudding)
630
00:35:34,602 --> 00:35:36,070
What's with the getup?
631
00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:37,337
It's very Tomb Raider.
632
00:35:39,073 --> 00:35:40,541
I went up for that, you know?
633
00:35:41,441 --> 00:35:42,910
The butler.
634
00:35:43,745 --> 00:35:45,613
"Your guns, m'lady."
635
00:35:46,514 --> 00:35:48,549
I didn't get it... (chuckles)
636
00:35:49,050 --> 00:35:50,384
obviously.
637
00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:51,853
I need to find Adi.
638
00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:53,888
Do you have any idea
where he might be?
639
00:35:54,187 --> 00:35:56,524
He has the information
I need, but he's disappeared.
640
00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:59,459
Do you want me to look around,
see if I can find him for you?
641
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:02,195
That would be great. Thank you.
642
00:36:04,464 --> 00:36:06,299
Clara, about what
you said last night...
643
00:36:06,634 --> 00:36:09,137
-I don't wanna talk about it.
-Your mum was difficult!
644
00:36:12,974 --> 00:36:14,609
(tense music)
645
00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:16,044
Really?
646
00:36:16,878 --> 00:36:18,146
You're going there?
647
00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:19,647
She was difficult,
648
00:36:19,814 --> 00:36:21,783
and I was a fucking nightmare.
649
00:36:24,052 --> 00:36:27,955
I have nothing but regrets for
the way things ended between us.
650
00:36:30,424 --> 00:36:34,461
I loved your mum
very deeply, but she...
651
00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:37,932
Have you considered
how difficult
652
00:36:38,099 --> 00:36:39,600
it was for her to love you?
653
00:36:40,735 --> 00:36:42,904
When you have zero love
for yourself?
654
00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:48,676
(poignant music)
655
00:36:51,145 --> 00:36:55,282
If you're looking for that time
capsule you buried with her,
656
00:36:56,617 --> 00:36:58,586
then it's probably
at Emerald Beach.
657
00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:03,356
The two of you used to spend
a lot of time there.
658
00:37:08,996 --> 00:37:10,998
(water lapping)
659
00:37:11,933 --> 00:37:13,634
The fan failure
has blown the circuits.
660
00:37:13,801 --> 00:37:14,969
The two things are linked.
661
00:37:15,136 --> 00:37:18,106
Oh, so it's actually
just one great big fuck up.
662
00:37:18,271 --> 00:37:19,707
Adi was supposed
to override the fan
663
00:37:19,874 --> 00:37:21,142
and get the air con
back up, but...
664
00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:22,543
He fucking didn't.
665
00:37:22,710 --> 00:37:25,680
We have at our disposal
for one weekend only
666
00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:27,648
some of the world's
biggest influencers...
667
00:37:27,815 --> 00:37:29,316
Oh, they prefer
the term 'creators'.
668
00:37:29,483 --> 00:37:30,952
I don't fucking care
if they prefer the term:
669
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:32,620
'Ballsack Billy the Bear'.
670
00:37:32,787 --> 00:37:34,989
If there's no WiFi and they
can't get their videos up,
671
00:37:35,156 --> 00:37:36,724
no fucker's coming.
672
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,794
Rachel: Is there anything
we can do?
673
00:37:40,628 --> 00:37:43,296
Russell: I don't know.
Open a window?
674
00:37:43,463 --> 00:37:45,700
Rachel: No, I meant anything
we can do about the Internet.
675
00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,501
Russell: I'm gonna have to get
to the mainland,
676
00:37:47,668 --> 00:37:49,402
get to the network centre
and link up with the GCode...
677
00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:51,839
Jesus Christ, I don't want
the whole fucking manual.
678
00:37:52,006 --> 00:37:54,709
Just go to Captain Brunner
and ask him to take you.
679
00:37:56,177 --> 00:37:58,345
-Adi?
-Do you want me to find him?
680
00:37:58,513 --> 00:38:00,515
No, I want you
to fuck his sister.
681
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:04,752
But... Adi has a brother.
682
00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:08,556
Right.
683
00:38:08,723 --> 00:38:10,158
(sighs)
684
00:38:10,892 --> 00:38:13,828
I swear to God,
he is fucking retarded.
685
00:38:14,028 --> 00:38:15,830
You're not really supposed
to say that anymore.
686
00:38:15,997 --> 00:38:17,064
Faulty, then.
687
00:38:17,231 --> 00:38:18,733
You can't say that either.
688
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,400
(loud screaming)
689
00:38:20,568 --> 00:38:21,636
Oh...
690
00:38:23,104 --> 00:38:25,573
Don't tell me someone
shat the bed already.
691
00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:27,708
(dramatic music)
692
00:38:28,609 --> 00:38:29,911
Bollocks...
693
00:38:35,183 --> 00:38:36,416
Whoa...
694
00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:37,885
Ah!
695
00:38:38,052 --> 00:38:39,954
Whoa! Uh...
696
00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:41,856
Uh...
697
00:38:42,557 --> 00:38:44,058
(groaning)
698
00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,962
(gasping)
699
00:38:54,602 --> 00:38:55,837
Ah...
700
00:38:56,304 --> 00:38:59,307
David: So, what's wrong with
them, apart from being dead?
701
00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:00,975
It looks like sepsis.
702
00:39:01,142 --> 00:39:02,877
Well, maybe it was drugs, right?
703
00:39:03,044 --> 00:39:04,377
We'll say it was drugs.
704
00:39:04,545 --> 00:39:05,713
Okay, so we need to get,
705
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,081
we need to get ahead
of this, okay?
706
00:39:07,248 --> 00:39:09,317
So, he's gonna have
dirt on him,
707
00:39:09,482 --> 00:39:11,484
so start sniffing.
708
00:39:11,652 --> 00:39:12,920
They've been bitten.
709
00:39:13,087 --> 00:39:14,121
Rachel: Bitten?
710
00:39:14,288 --> 00:39:16,423
By what? A snake?
711
00:39:16,591 --> 00:39:17,592
A spider.
712
00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:18,759
No, no.
713
00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:20,161
Just...no.
714
00:39:20,328 --> 00:39:22,296
There are no poisonous spiders
at this hotel, okay?
715
00:39:22,462 --> 00:39:23,898
There's nothing venomous at all.
716
00:39:24,065 --> 00:39:25,099
It's policy.
717
00:39:25,266 --> 00:39:27,635
Well, I guess this one didn't
get the email.
718
00:39:28,169 --> 00:39:30,271
(suspenseful music)
719
00:39:30,771 --> 00:39:32,306
Shit!
720
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,407
Shit!
721
00:39:34,575 --> 00:39:37,578
Shit, shit, fucking shit!
722
00:39:38,613 --> 00:39:40,514
Right, I need to get their
bodies to the mainland.
723
00:39:40,681 --> 00:39:42,116
-Has Brunner left yet?
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
724
00:39:42,283 --> 00:39:43,251
What do you think?
You're not going anywhere.
725
00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:44,252
We need you here.
726
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:45,286
Well, I have a duty
727
00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:46,187
of care to my patients.
728
00:39:46,354 --> 00:39:47,655
They're dead.
729
00:39:47,855 --> 00:39:49,190
I need to know what bit them.
730
00:39:49,357 --> 00:39:51,859
Nothing 'bit' them, okay?
731
00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:54,494
It was drugs.
He, he's a massive druggie.
732
00:39:54,662 --> 00:39:56,463
-Rachel, right?
-He barely drank.
733
00:39:56,631 --> 00:39:58,165
Yeah, he's a massive druggie.
734
00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:01,468
Look, do you, do you even know
what this place means
735
00:40:01,636 --> 00:40:03,337
to Infinity Dream
International, huh?
736
00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:06,040
It's a place where dreams
are meant to come true.
737
00:40:06,207 --> 00:40:09,677
It's paradise, alright?
We don't even have bed bugs.
738
00:40:09,844 --> 00:40:13,214
You, you expect me to believe
that some fucking spider
739
00:40:13,381 --> 00:40:15,448
bit and killed this man
and this woman?
740
00:40:15,616 --> 00:40:17,818
Yes, David,
that is what I'm saying.
741
00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:20,388
And if we don't find out
which species it was,
742
00:40:20,554 --> 00:40:21,789
more people will die.
743
00:40:21,956 --> 00:40:24,025
Okay, well this is my project,
my project,
744
00:40:24,191 --> 00:40:26,127
from the inception
to finding the location
745
00:40:26,294 --> 00:40:29,530
to the hiring
and the firing, okay?
746
00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:32,366
I am inferring
that I can fire you.
747
00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:34,335
Yes, I got it, David. Thank you.
748
00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:36,170
But the yacht's already left.
749
00:40:36,337 --> 00:40:38,205
Oh, and there we are.
750
00:40:38,372 --> 00:40:39,707
So, we can't do anything anyway.
751
00:40:39,874 --> 00:40:43,544
So, we are gonna leave
these two here
752
00:40:43,711 --> 00:40:45,379
until the influencers have gone.
753
00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:46,981
And then, then you can
turn this place
754
00:40:47,148 --> 00:40:48,849
into fucking CSI for all I care.
755
00:40:49,016 --> 00:40:49,917
Oh...
756
00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:52,553
How long before these two start,
757
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,255
you know...?
758
00:40:54,822 --> 00:40:56,590
Actually, don't answer that.
759
00:40:56,757 --> 00:40:57,591
Hm...
760
00:40:57,892 --> 00:40:59,527
(footsteps receding)
761
00:41:04,165 --> 00:41:05,599
(door shuts)
762
00:41:08,035 --> 00:41:11,172
(suspenseful music intensifies)
763
00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:19,780
Russell: I've managed
to override the blocked fan
764
00:41:19,947 --> 00:41:21,716
and I've reprogrammed
the fan sequence.
765
00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,551
Get Adi to power up
the control panel.
766
00:41:23,718 --> 00:41:26,253
That should get the fans working
and the air con back up.
767
00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:28,689
-But I can't find Adi.
-Then you'll have to do it!
768
00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:31,225
I have to sail to the mainland
or no one's posting anything.
769
00:41:31,392 --> 00:41:32,526
I'm not technical.
770
00:41:32,693 --> 00:41:34,962
You're not anything.
Press the fucking button!
771
00:41:35,896 --> 00:41:37,231
But which button?
772
00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:40,434
Where did I put that lighter?
Ah...
773
00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:42,603
Er, are you open?
774
00:41:43,104 --> 00:41:46,207
Ah, in actual fact, no.
775
00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:48,709
I've been given a quest
by my daughter.
776
00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:52,947
She has a dragon I must slay
to win back her love.
777
00:41:53,114 --> 00:41:54,882
I just want bottle of water.
778
00:41:55,049 --> 00:41:55,983
Ah.
779
00:42:01,155 --> 00:42:03,057
Take it.
I don't touch the stuff.
780
00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:04,258
Cheers.
781
00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:05,926
Ah...
782
00:42:07,061 --> 00:42:09,597
Mm. (gulping) Mm...
783
00:42:10,331 --> 00:42:12,266
(scoffs) Been on the sauce,
have we?
784
00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:14,502
Er, yeah. Well, no.
785
00:42:14,668 --> 00:42:17,071
Well, the man on the boat
said that the mushrooms
786
00:42:17,238 --> 00:42:19,440
that grow on this island
are the strongest in the world.
787
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,976
I made the mistake
of eating a few, hehe.
788
00:42:22,143 --> 00:42:25,112
Well, I admire your mettle,
young sir.
789
00:42:25,279 --> 00:42:27,615
-Yeah.
-That's a nasty fungi.
790
00:42:28,082 --> 00:42:30,017
A bit like yourself, really.
(chuckles)
791
00:42:31,285 --> 00:42:33,354
What if I were to tell you
792
00:42:33,522 --> 00:42:35,790
that the wildest natural high
on the island
793
00:42:35,956 --> 00:42:38,025
is not in fact the mushrooms.
794
00:42:38,192 --> 00:42:39,627
Huh? What is it then?
795
00:42:39,827 --> 00:42:41,429
Cane toads.
796
00:42:41,595 --> 00:42:42,763
Cane what?
797
00:42:42,997 --> 00:42:45,132
The cane toad.
798
00:42:45,766 --> 00:42:47,536
You wanna get really high?
799
00:42:47,802 --> 00:42:50,304
Lick the back of one
of those lumpy buggers.
800
00:42:50,471 --> 00:42:51,872
Oh, what happens?
801
00:42:52,139 --> 00:42:55,176
It's like the strongest acid
mixed with ketamine
802
00:42:55,342 --> 00:42:57,845
and a microdose of smack.
803
00:42:58,312 --> 00:43:00,214
It will affect your motor
functions though.
804
00:43:00,381 --> 00:43:02,316
You'll be walking like you've
got no bones in your legs.
805
00:43:02,517 --> 00:43:05,052
Sounds really entertaining
for my feed.
806
00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:08,055
People pay to watch
you fall over?
807
00:43:08,222 --> 00:43:10,057
Yeah, I've got nearly
a million followers
808
00:43:10,224 --> 00:43:12,660
that love to see me
as fucked as possible.
809
00:43:13,294 --> 00:43:14,695
I'm missing a trick here.
810
00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:15,996
Heh.
811
00:43:16,330 --> 00:43:18,165
Where do I find these toads?
812
00:43:21,402 --> 00:43:22,703
Gary: I'm never sick.
813
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:24,705
I reckon they switched
to own brand.
814
00:43:24,872 --> 00:43:28,075
(scoffs) Gary, you're sick
because you drank too much.
815
00:43:28,309 --> 00:43:29,578
That's bollocks.
816
00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:32,046
You washed your face in shots.
817
00:43:32,213 --> 00:43:33,247
Oh yeah...
818
00:43:33,414 --> 00:43:34,715
You had a vodka facial.
819
00:43:34,882 --> 00:43:37,519
Yeah, I do remember that. Ha.
820
00:43:37,852 --> 00:43:39,753
Glamma: Gary!
821
00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:43,592
You fucked her, didn't you?
822
00:43:44,358 --> 00:43:46,026
Bumped into her...
823
00:43:46,694 --> 00:43:48,028
on the way back to my room.
824
00:43:49,897 --> 00:43:51,533
One word, Gary.
825
00:43:51,699 --> 00:43:52,601
Disappointing.
826
00:43:52,867 --> 00:43:54,101
Don't be like that.
827
00:43:54,268 --> 00:43:56,370
Why are you making
excuses to me? I don't care.
828
00:43:58,105 --> 00:43:59,840
Run along.
Your girlfriend's waiting.
829
00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:01,375
Fine.
830
00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:05,547
(background bar music)
831
00:44:07,681 --> 00:44:08,916
Glamma: Hi.
832
00:44:10,284 --> 00:44:12,253
(Glamma and Gary chatting)
833
00:44:12,453 --> 00:44:13,888
Jodi: Molly!
834
00:44:14,221 --> 00:44:16,924
Hi. Have you seen my dog, Molly?
Le petit chien?
835
00:44:17,091 --> 00:44:18,792
-No, sorry.
-No? Molly!
836
00:44:18,959 --> 00:44:20,895
Oh, hey, have you seen Molly?
837
00:44:21,061 --> 00:44:22,930
No, and if I had,
I would've drowned her.
838
00:44:23,797 --> 00:44:24,965
Sorry?
839
00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:27,569
No, but if I do,
I'll let you know.
840
00:44:32,706 --> 00:44:33,941
(water lapping)
841
00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:35,743
(sand raking)
842
00:44:39,113 --> 00:44:40,247
Winnie?
843
00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:45,386
Clara?
844
00:44:47,556 --> 00:44:49,624
Clara! (gasps)
845
00:44:54,563 --> 00:44:57,666
The last time I saw you,
you were this big.
846
00:44:57,831 --> 00:44:59,733
Now you are a woman!
847
00:45:01,168 --> 00:45:02,604
I'm so sorry.
848
00:45:03,337 --> 00:45:04,972
What they've done
to your island.
849
00:45:05,272 --> 00:45:06,941
My island?
850
00:45:07,241 --> 00:45:08,976
It is not mine.
851
00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:11,011
Even this body is not mine.
852
00:45:11,178 --> 00:45:12,614
I have borrowed it.
853
00:45:13,013 --> 00:45:14,982
Well, it's definitely
not theirs.
854
00:45:15,416 --> 00:45:16,750
Clara...
855
00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:20,287
The desire to own
and control things
856
00:45:20,454 --> 00:45:22,456
leads to attachment,
857
00:45:22,624 --> 00:45:25,459
the root of all suffering.
858
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,531
You can only lose
what you cling to.
859
00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:31,666
Let it go.
860
00:45:32,701 --> 00:45:35,002
(suspenseful music)
861
00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:47,616
David Attenborough: When spiders
are ejected
862
00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:49,049
from their natural home,
863
00:45:49,216 --> 00:45:53,053
like any other animal,
they will find a new one.
864
00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:56,056
They come to keep warm, to mate,
865
00:45:56,223 --> 00:45:57,659
and to feed;
866
00:45:57,825 --> 00:46:01,161
and for the most part,
living comfortably beside us.
867
00:46:02,029 --> 00:46:03,063
(knocking)
868
00:46:03,230 --> 00:46:04,498
It's open!
(door opens)
869
00:46:04,666 --> 00:46:06,701
Spiders will only usually attack
870
00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:08,802
if they feel threatened
or cornered.
871
00:46:08,969 --> 00:46:10,838
Just leave it there. Er, merci.
872
00:46:11,573 --> 00:46:14,709
There are over 50,000 species
of spider.
873
00:46:14,875 --> 00:46:17,911
Many are solitary, but some
will hunt in packs.
874
00:46:21,348 --> 00:46:22,816
Molly!
875
00:46:23,017 --> 00:46:24,519
The hairs on their legs
are released
876
00:46:24,686 --> 00:46:25,919
when attacked or killed,
877
00:46:26,086 --> 00:46:28,822
bringing others of their pack
into the fight.
878
00:46:29,691 --> 00:46:30,891
Molly?
879
00:46:32,426 --> 00:46:35,496
-Molly, baby!
Nature's revenge is unforgiving.
880
00:46:35,664 --> 00:46:36,930
Molly, baby!
881
00:46:37,097 --> 00:46:37,998
(Molly yapping)
882
00:46:38,165 --> 00:46:39,233
Molly!
883
00:46:40,535 --> 00:46:42,737
(suspenseful music)
884
00:46:43,404 --> 00:46:44,606
Molly?
885
00:46:47,074 --> 00:46:48,842
Molly? Are you here?
886
00:46:49,243 --> 00:46:51,579
Molly, baby? Molly?
887
00:46:52,747 --> 00:46:55,349
Molly? Molly?
888
00:46:56,518 --> 00:46:57,384
Molly?
889
00:46:57,552 --> 00:46:58,720
(threatening music)
890
00:46:58,886 --> 00:47:00,755
(screaming)
891
00:47:00,921 --> 00:47:02,524
♪ Get up now
Dance if you want to ♪
892
00:47:02,691 --> 00:47:04,258
♪ Get up now
Shake if you want to ♪
893
00:47:04,425 --> 00:47:06,293
♪ Get up now
Move if you want to ♪
894
00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:08,429
♪ You want to
You want to ♪
895
00:47:08,596 --> 00:47:10,230
♪ Get up now
Dance if you want to ♪
896
00:47:10,397 --> 00:47:12,199
♪ Get up now
Shake if you want to ♪
897
00:47:12,366 --> 00:47:14,201
♪ Get up now
Move if you want to ♪
898
00:47:14,435 --> 00:47:16,136
♪ You want to
You want to ♪
899
00:47:16,303 --> 00:47:17,304
♪ Hey ♪
900
00:47:17,471 --> 00:47:18,807
(You Do You
by Daniel Lobel plays)
901
00:47:18,972 --> 00:47:20,474
Raj: I haven't seen Adi
since yesterday.
902
00:47:20,642 --> 00:47:23,444
Clara was looking for him.
I haven't seen him either.
903
00:47:23,877 --> 00:47:26,246
We're having a lot of
technical issues, though.
904
00:47:26,447 --> 00:47:28,382
I guess he has his hands full.
905
00:47:28,783 --> 00:47:31,586
Curtis: Well, keep an eye out
for me, would you?
906
00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:33,755
Raj: Yeah. I'll call you
if I see him.
907
00:47:33,921 --> 00:47:34,888
Curtis: Thanks, Raj.
908
00:47:37,324 --> 00:47:39,728
-Say hello to your dad.
-Oh, thanks.
909
00:47:39,893 --> 00:47:40,994
♪ When it comes through
They know what to do ♪
910
00:47:41,161 --> 00:47:43,063
♪ Queen and the G
Better make room ♪
911
00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:45,432
♪ They smellin' bangolin,
my perfume ♪
912
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,301
♪ Yeah it's my time
Yeah I'm in bloom ♪
913
00:47:47,468 --> 00:47:49,002
♪ Check this
Check this ♪
914
00:47:49,169 --> 00:47:51,004
♪ I'm about to wreck it
Wreck it ♪
915
00:47:51,171 --> 00:47:53,240
♪ Livin' like lavish
Lavish ♪
916
00:47:53,407 --> 00:47:55,342
♪ It doesn't really matter
What they say or do ♪
917
00:47:55,510 --> 00:47:57,478
♪ Get up now
Dance if you want to ♪
918
00:47:57,645 --> 00:47:59,446
♪ Get up now
Shake if you want to ♪
919
00:47:59,614 --> 00:48:01,750
♪ Get up now
Move if you want to ♪
920
00:48:01,915 --> 00:48:03,016
♪ You want to ♪
(whirring)
921
00:48:04,118 --> 00:48:05,085
(toad croaks)
922
00:48:05,252 --> 00:48:06,487
Hey! You found one!
923
00:48:06,755 --> 00:48:08,122
Ohohoho!
924
00:48:08,288 --> 00:48:11,258
Have a look at her.
She is a beauty.
925
00:48:12,025 --> 00:48:13,695
I'm probably gonna regret
asking this,
926
00:48:13,862 --> 00:48:15,697
but, um, how do you know
it's a she?
927
00:48:15,996 --> 00:48:18,098
Ah. I'm just calling
her a woman
928
00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:20,334
'cause I don't like the idea
of licking a man's back.
929
00:48:20,934 --> 00:48:22,537
You draw the line there?
930
00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:24,338
Yeah.
931
00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:27,941
Check her out.
(toad croaks)
932
00:48:28,108 --> 00:48:29,009
Wow.
933
00:48:29,176 --> 00:48:30,545
I'm not being funny, yeah,
934
00:48:30,712 --> 00:48:32,847
but I've been licking
this big ol' green booty
935
00:48:33,013 --> 00:48:35,517
for half an hour now,
and I don't feel a thing.
936
00:48:36,049 --> 00:48:37,852
Patience, my boy.
937
00:48:39,353 --> 00:48:41,388
Here...
(toad croaks)
938
00:48:41,656 --> 00:48:43,157
Ohohohoho.
939
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:46,360
May I?
940
00:48:46,528 --> 00:48:48,630
Yeah. Knock yourself out.
941
00:48:52,399 --> 00:48:54,067
(toad croaks)
Okay...
942
00:48:54,836 --> 00:48:56,403
(licking)
(toad croaks)
943
00:48:56,671 --> 00:48:59,139
Hey, you got some good
technique there, hehehe.
944
00:48:59,808 --> 00:49:01,543
Yeah, look at that.
She likes it.
945
00:49:02,142 --> 00:49:04,579
Hey... it's my first threesome.
946
00:49:09,584 --> 00:49:11,619
(toad croaks)
947
00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:16,691
(ominous music)
(spiders scuttling)
948
00:49:28,670 --> 00:49:30,037
Clara: They were here first,
949
00:49:30,204 --> 00:49:31,739
but the islanders
don't know their rights.
950
00:49:31,906 --> 00:49:33,106
I do.
951
00:49:33,273 --> 00:49:35,242
Okay, but like, if your dad
runs a hotel here,
952
00:49:35,409 --> 00:49:37,879
doesn't that kind of affect
your argument?
953
00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:41,281
My Dad quit acting
to become an environmentalist.
954
00:49:41,448 --> 00:49:43,551
His place was built so film
crews could stay here
955
00:49:43,718 --> 00:49:45,052
and study the wildlife,
956
00:49:45,219 --> 00:49:46,888
so no, it doesn't.
957
00:49:49,289 --> 00:49:51,091
I have a contact here.
958
00:49:51,258 --> 00:49:53,026
I can't find him anywhere.
959
00:49:54,394 --> 00:49:55,864
I need help.
960
00:49:56,430 --> 00:49:58,065
Aren't you supposed to be
the nature guy?
961
00:49:58,232 --> 00:49:59,634
Mr Eco Warrior?
962
00:50:00,133 --> 00:50:01,803
This could be your story.
963
00:50:02,069 --> 00:50:03,538
You could help break it.
964
00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:04,906
Look...
965
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,275
I'm not saying that
I don't want to help, but...
966
00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:12,079
I'm all about the positives,
you know?
967
00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:14,314
I post about the beauty of life,
968
00:50:14,481 --> 00:50:15,717
not this negative
doomwatch stuff.
969
00:50:15,884 --> 00:50:17,417
And plus I've got, you know...
970
00:50:17,585 --> 00:50:18,820
sponsors, so...
-Mm.
971
00:50:18,987 --> 00:50:20,320
And you don't wanna
rock the boat,
972
00:50:20,487 --> 00:50:22,489
and there are no likes
at the end of the world.
973
00:50:23,090 --> 00:50:24,559
You're a joke.
974
00:50:24,726 --> 00:50:26,326
You're just like
the rest of them.
975
00:50:26,761 --> 00:50:28,830
You've got the whole world
following your every move,
976
00:50:28,997 --> 00:50:31,231
hanging off every word you say.
977
00:50:31,431 --> 00:50:34,969
You could be a force for good,
but... you just care about you.
978
00:50:35,570 --> 00:50:36,905
Okay, wait...
979
00:50:37,104 --> 00:50:38,171
Look...
980
00:50:40,474 --> 00:50:41,643
I'll help you.
981
00:50:42,109 --> 00:50:43,110
Alright?
982
00:50:43,845 --> 00:50:45,980
(suspenseful music)
983
00:50:46,648 --> 00:50:48,616
So, we're in this shed
because...?
984
00:50:48,816 --> 00:50:50,183
He said he had some proof.
985
00:50:51,019 --> 00:50:53,186
This is his office,
such as it is.
986
00:50:55,255 --> 00:50:57,090
(rummaging)
987
00:50:57,457 --> 00:50:58,760
Where would he keep it?
988
00:50:59,092 --> 00:51:00,962
It's gotta be on an email.
989
00:51:01,128 --> 00:51:02,764
I mean, nobody does shit
on paper anymore.
990
00:51:02,931 --> 00:51:04,032
No, not for something like this.
991
00:51:05,265 --> 00:51:07,301
Digital's too... porous.
992
00:51:08,502 --> 00:51:11,338
He said he had some physical
proof to help get the prick.
993
00:51:12,507 --> 00:51:14,141
(rummaging)
994
00:51:18,278 --> 00:51:20,648
-What have you got there?
-It's a receipt...
995
00:51:21,616 --> 00:51:23,317
Signed by David.
996
00:51:24,117 --> 00:51:25,385
Ed: For cement?
997
00:51:26,486 --> 00:51:27,555
Loads of it.
998
00:51:27,722 --> 00:51:29,489
Well, I mean,
that's not illegal.
999
00:51:30,825 --> 00:51:32,225
Then why is it hidden?
1000
00:51:34,629 --> 00:51:36,798
But don't you build hotels
with cement?
1001
00:51:38,131 --> 00:51:39,968
Yes, you do.
1002
00:51:40,668 --> 00:51:42,637
So, doesn't it make it less
of a smoking gun
1003
00:51:42,804 --> 00:51:45,138
and more of a... a water pistol?
1004
00:51:45,305 --> 00:51:46,641
(chuckles)
1005
00:51:47,508 --> 00:51:50,344
Ed, do you go on many dates?
1006
00:51:51,478 --> 00:51:52,513
No.
1007
00:51:53,047 --> 00:51:54,314
Do you?
1008
00:51:55,148 --> 00:51:56,584
Not for a while.
1009
00:51:57,752 --> 00:52:01,355
And, er, and what would a date
look like for someone like you?
1010
00:52:02,255 --> 00:52:05,093
Oh, you know, go on a march,
1011
00:52:05,258 --> 00:52:07,562
protest against oil,
lay in the road.
1012
00:52:07,729 --> 00:52:08,997
(chuckling)
1013
00:52:09,162 --> 00:52:11,365
Maybe we could glue ourselves
to the road together.
1014
00:52:11,532 --> 00:52:12,867
Obviously, if you're up for it.
1015
00:52:14,702 --> 00:52:15,937
Look...
1016
00:52:16,604 --> 00:52:19,172
I know I sound like a broken
record about all this.
1017
00:52:19,339 --> 00:52:21,208
No, look, I get it.
1018
00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:23,011
It's important to you.
1019
00:52:24,344 --> 00:52:26,748
(threatening music)
1020
00:52:29,216 --> 00:52:30,283
Fuck...
1021
00:52:34,354 --> 00:52:35,790
-Winnie! Winnie!
-Winnie...
1022
00:52:35,957 --> 00:52:37,925
Hey! Hey, hey...
1023
00:52:38,092 --> 00:52:39,226
He's got no pulse!
1024
00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:41,896
Start compressing here!
1025
00:52:42,096 --> 00:52:43,531
Start compressing his chest.
1026
00:52:44,297 --> 00:52:46,134
Hey, hey, hey.
1027
00:52:46,299 --> 00:52:47,869
Come on! Winnie!
1028
00:52:48,069 --> 00:52:49,771
(sobbing) Please don't die!
1029
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:53,741
He's swallowed his tongue!
1030
00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:55,375
(dramatic music)
Ah!
1031
00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:56,978
(Ed gasping)
1032
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,380
(gasping frantically)
1033
00:53:00,548 --> 00:53:01,616
Uh! Uh!
1034
00:53:03,216 --> 00:53:05,086
(gasping frantically)
1035
00:53:07,254 --> 00:53:08,488
Ed: Uh!
1036
00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:12,192
Ah!
1037
00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:15,563
It's the second one of those
I've killed since I've got here!
1038
00:53:15,763 --> 00:53:17,264
They're so aggressive!
1039
00:53:18,231 --> 00:53:19,299
Fuck!
1040
00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:20,835
Look out!
1041
00:53:21,002 --> 00:53:22,570
(threatening music intensifies)
1042
00:53:23,771 --> 00:53:26,674
(spiders scuttling)
Ah! Aaah! Ah, ah!
1043
00:53:28,442 --> 00:53:29,977
(spiders biting)
Aaah!
1044
00:53:30,243 --> 00:53:31,344
Aaargh!
1045
00:53:31,979 --> 00:53:33,480
(spiders biting)
Aaargh!
1046
00:53:34,148 --> 00:53:35,516
-Ed!
-Aaargh!
1047
00:53:35,683 --> 00:53:36,984
(spiders biting)
Aaargh...
1048
00:53:37,151 --> 00:53:38,820
Ed!
1049
00:53:38,986 --> 00:53:40,855
(dramatic music intensifies)
1050
00:54:04,178 --> 00:54:06,214
Just press the button, he says.
1051
00:54:07,949 --> 00:54:09,984
(air con whirring)
1052
00:54:10,518 --> 00:54:11,686
Adi?
1053
00:54:16,991 --> 00:54:18,226
(air con whirring loudly)
1054
00:54:18,391 --> 00:54:19,359
Adi?
1055
00:54:20,293 --> 00:54:22,063
(suspenseful music)
1056
00:54:22,797 --> 00:54:24,565
(rattling)
1057
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:27,334
Fucking hell...
1058
00:54:27,501 --> 00:54:28,703
(loud rattling)
1059
00:54:30,403 --> 00:54:32,372
(dramatic music)
1060
00:54:35,676 --> 00:54:37,979
(rattling in vent)
1061
00:54:45,052 --> 00:54:47,588
(dramatic music intensifies)
1062
00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:50,758
(air con humming)
Oh, David, it's working.
1063
00:54:50,925 --> 00:54:52,325
Oh...
1064
00:54:52,527 --> 00:54:55,062
Oh, thank Christ.
1065
00:54:55,263 --> 00:54:56,831
(air con humming)
1066
00:54:57,165 --> 00:54:58,599
Hallelujah.
1067
00:54:59,934 --> 00:55:01,903
Rachel, get rid
of those cobwebs.
1068
00:55:02,770 --> 00:55:04,705
Oh, what the fuck
is he doing here?
1069
00:55:04,872 --> 00:55:06,841
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1070
00:55:07,675 --> 00:55:09,277
I'm looking for a toilet
to block.
1071
00:55:09,442 --> 00:55:11,179
Oh, you're so full of shit,
that shouldn't be hard.
1072
00:55:11,344 --> 00:55:13,247
-What do you want?
-I'm looking for Adi.
1073
00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:15,683
Oh, finally, something
we've got in common.
1074
00:55:15,950 --> 00:55:18,219
(panting, gasping)
1075
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:20,453
Oh my God...
1076
00:55:20,621 --> 00:55:22,455
(Mark panting, gasping)
1077
00:55:26,027 --> 00:55:27,228
Fucking...
1078
00:55:27,394 --> 00:55:30,565
I...I need a clean-up crew,
here, now!
1079
00:55:30,731 --> 00:55:31,966
(panting)
1080
00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:33,901
Would you have a heart attack
1081
00:55:34,068 --> 00:55:35,770
on your own fucking time. What?
1082
00:55:35,937 --> 00:55:37,605
There's thousands
of the bastards!
1083
00:55:37,772 --> 00:55:39,707
Hello, look, I'm Curtis.
1084
00:55:39,874 --> 00:55:43,110
Now sorry, specifically
which bastards?
1085
00:55:43,277 --> 00:55:45,146
(thud)
(foreboding music)
1086
00:55:49,382 --> 00:55:50,918
(grunting)
1087
00:55:51,319 --> 00:55:53,120
Aaargh! Uh! Ah!
1088
00:55:53,287 --> 00:55:55,256
-David: Jeez...
-Uh! Get them off me!
1089
00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:57,658
Argh! Urgh! Ah!
1090
00:55:58,993 --> 00:56:00,328
Aaargh!
1091
00:56:00,493 --> 00:56:02,597
(choking)
1092
00:56:02,797 --> 00:56:04,765
Shit! Shit!
1093
00:56:04,932 --> 00:56:07,735
(foreboding music intensifies)
David: Jesus Christ.
1094
00:56:07,902 --> 00:56:08,803
-Uh!
-Ah!
1095
00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:10,104
What the fuck?!
1096
00:56:10,271 --> 00:56:12,472
(hysterical screaming)
1097
00:56:14,407 --> 00:56:17,111
(vent clunks)
(spiders pouring)
1098
00:56:32,459 --> 00:56:34,494
(eerie music)
1099
00:56:40,101 --> 00:56:42,336
(frantic music)
Uh... Uh!
1100
00:56:42,670 --> 00:56:45,106
(screaming)
1101
00:56:48,542 --> 00:56:50,878
(loud screaming, panicking)
1102
00:56:51,379 --> 00:56:53,480
(spiders scurrying)
1103
00:56:54,649 --> 00:56:57,118
(screaming)
1104
00:56:59,287 --> 00:57:01,522
(threatening music)
1105
00:57:07,728 --> 00:57:10,197
(spiders scuttling)
1106
00:57:15,369 --> 00:57:17,505
(screaming)
1107
00:57:26,147 --> 00:57:28,716
(loud screaming)
1108
00:57:30,384 --> 00:57:32,653
(dramatic music)
1109
00:57:35,022 --> 00:57:38,426
(screaming and shouting
continues)
1110
00:57:38,592 --> 00:57:40,261
♪ Living my life
like a superstar ♪
1111
00:57:40,428 --> 00:57:42,430
♪ Looking real nice like
a model, yeah, a model ♪
1112
00:57:42,596 --> 00:57:44,198
♪ Baby I don't care
who you are ♪
1113
00:57:44,365 --> 00:57:46,067
♪ I just want gelato
and the lotto tight ♪
1114
00:57:46,233 --> 00:57:48,703
♪ Cause I can't lie
I'm gonna shake my ass ♪
1115
00:57:48,869 --> 00:57:50,905
♪ Till I am 69
I can't lie ♪
1116
00:57:51,072 --> 00:57:54,041
♪ I'm gonna shake my ass
Till 69 ♪
1117
00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:55,743
Argh! Aaaargh!
1118
00:57:55,910 --> 00:57:58,612
♪ Champagne dreams but
a soda pop wallet ♪
1119
00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:00,348
Aaargh!
1120
00:58:00,514 --> 00:58:02,683
♪ You talk big game ♪
1121
00:58:02,850 --> 00:58:05,386
♪ But you're broke
So I don't want it ♪
1122
00:58:05,553 --> 00:58:06,721
♪ See the only thing
that matters, matters ♪
1123
00:58:06,887 --> 00:58:08,122
What the fuck?
1124
00:58:08,289 --> 00:58:09,924
I'm not falling
for that shit again.
1125
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,529
(screaming)
1126
00:58:17,698 --> 00:58:20,768
♪ That's what I like
Yeah, that's what I want ♪
1127
00:58:23,804 --> 00:58:25,706
(music muffled)
1128
00:58:28,976 --> 00:58:31,579
(screaming)
(ominous music)
1129
00:58:42,289 --> 00:58:43,557
Finca!
1130
00:58:43,724 --> 00:58:45,226
(screaming)
1131
00:58:48,462 --> 00:58:49,764
Finca!
1132
00:58:51,499 --> 00:58:52,433
Finca!
1133
00:58:53,267 --> 00:58:54,969
(gasping)
1134
00:58:57,438 --> 00:58:59,106
This way! Come on!
1135
00:59:00,574 --> 00:59:02,243
(screaming)
1136
00:59:08,916 --> 00:59:11,318
(dramatic music)
1137
00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:21,530
(choking)
1138
00:59:22,363 --> 00:59:23,998
(screaming)
1139
00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:26,535
In here!
1140
00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:28,135
David: Close the door!
1141
00:59:28,302 --> 00:59:29,538
-Close the door!
-Yeah!
1142
00:59:29,703 --> 00:59:31,872
You! I wanna make a formal
fucking complaint!
1143
00:59:32,039 --> 00:59:33,508
This is not cool!
1144
00:59:33,808 --> 00:59:35,109
Clara!
1145
00:59:35,276 --> 00:59:36,343
Dad!
1146
00:59:37,478 --> 00:59:38,646
Shut the door!
1147
00:59:38,813 --> 00:59:40,214
Shut the fucking door!
1148
00:59:40,381 --> 00:59:42,483
-What the fuck was that?
-Spiders.
1149
00:59:42,650 --> 00:59:45,486
I know, but like,
big fucking psycho spiders!
1150
00:59:45,653 --> 00:59:47,021
Are you alright?
1151
00:59:47,221 --> 00:59:50,525
This hotel's a fucking joke.
Seriously, it's a fucking joke.
1152
00:59:50,691 --> 00:59:52,126
Curtis: This is bad.
This is really bad.
1153
00:59:52,293 --> 00:59:53,794
Like, you can't do
the basics like Internet
1154
00:59:53,961 --> 00:59:55,564
or air conditioning,
but killer spiders?
1155
00:59:55,729 --> 00:59:57,965
-Yeah. No problem at all.
-Okay, everybody, be calm. Yeah?
1156
00:59:58,132 --> 00:59:59,667
Check each other. Make sure
they're not on you.
1157
00:59:59,834 --> 01:00:01,168
But how do we know
this room is safe?
1158
01:00:01,335 --> 01:00:02,336
Well, we don't.
1159
01:00:02,503 --> 01:00:04,705
It's as safe as a bag
made of his piss.
1160
01:00:04,872 --> 01:00:07,741
Seriously, this is one star,
TripAdvisor. One star.
1161
01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:09,810
-That is not fair!
-Not fair?!
1162
01:00:09,977 --> 01:00:11,178
People are dying!
1163
01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:12,746
You must have known
there were spiders here!
1164
01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:13,981
Don't be so fucking ridiculous.
1165
01:00:14,148 --> 01:00:16,016
First I knew about
poisonous spiders
1166
01:00:16,183 --> 01:00:18,252
was about five fucking minutes
ago like everybody else!
1167
01:00:18,486 --> 01:00:19,887
You'd better hope that's true.
1168
01:00:21,422 --> 01:00:23,390
(sinister music)
1169
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,768
Gary: The minibar is a disgrace.
1170
01:00:35,069 --> 01:00:39,173
And millions of spiders are
trying to kill. Millions!
1171
01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:41,610
David: It's not millions
of spiders. It's a handful.
1172
01:00:43,344 --> 01:00:44,445
Uh...
1173
01:00:45,846 --> 01:00:46,914
Ah!
1174
01:00:47,081 --> 01:00:48,215
(screaming)
1175
01:00:48,382 --> 01:00:49,717
Oh... Oh, shit!
1176
01:00:49,884 --> 01:00:51,252
(screaming)
1177
01:00:51,418 --> 01:00:53,220
Jesus Christ!
(spider scuttling)
1178
01:00:53,387 --> 01:00:54,589
Ah! Ah!
1179
01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:57,458
(spider scuttling)
1180
01:00:57,626 --> 01:00:58,692
Oh...
1181
01:00:59,894 --> 01:01:01,530
(screaming)
1182
01:01:02,696 --> 01:01:04,031
(smashing)
1183
01:01:05,567 --> 01:01:07,134
Leave the, leave the furniture!
1184
01:01:07,301 --> 01:01:08,469
Get the spider!
1185
01:01:08,869 --> 01:01:10,738
Did you get it?
1186
01:01:10,905 --> 01:01:12,574
(dramatic music)
Ah!
1187
01:01:12,740 --> 01:01:14,408
(screaming)
1188
01:01:15,644 --> 01:01:16,877
(gasps)
1189
01:01:18,145 --> 01:01:19,480
(spider scuttling)
1190
01:01:21,782 --> 01:01:23,984
Oh, yeah. Oh, great.
1191
01:01:24,151 --> 01:01:25,386
Great job.
1192
01:01:25,554 --> 01:01:27,421
What are you gonna do now?
Put it outside?
1193
01:01:27,589 --> 01:01:29,290
Let's fucking kill the bastard.
1194
01:01:29,456 --> 01:01:31,058
Why? There are a thousand
more out there
1195
01:01:31,225 --> 01:01:32,726
to take its place.
1196
01:01:33,294 --> 01:01:35,229
Welcome to Spider Island!
1197
01:01:35,396 --> 01:01:37,731
This is not Spider Island!
Do not even joke!
1198
01:01:37,898 --> 01:01:40,501
That shit sticks.
And do not post that!
1199
01:01:40,669 --> 01:01:42,102
Chance would be a fine thing.
1200
01:01:42,269 --> 01:01:45,139
Sun, sea and spiders!
1201
01:01:45,306 --> 01:01:47,775
Book now to avoid
disappointment!
1202
01:01:47,942 --> 01:01:48,909
(giggling)
1203
01:01:49,076 --> 01:01:49,944
Sorry.
1204
01:01:50,110 --> 01:01:51,478
You are so fucked.
1205
01:01:52,112 --> 01:01:54,248
Clara: I've never seen
this species before.
1206
01:01:54,415 --> 01:01:55,849
David: That's because it's not
from round here.
1207
01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:57,318
It's an immigrant.
1208
01:01:57,484 --> 01:01:59,521
Clara: Oh, wow. Really?
(speech distorting)
1209
01:01:59,688 --> 01:02:01,855
When all else fails,
blame the immigrants?
1210
01:02:02,356 --> 01:02:04,659
Finca: Look at the way
it's using its mandibles.
1211
01:02:05,594 --> 01:02:07,629
(speech distorting)
(Curtis gasping)
1212
01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:10,864
(echoing) Finca: Mandibles...
mandibles...
1213
01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:12,601
Look at my fingers...
1214
01:02:13,367 --> 01:02:15,336
(hypnotic music)
1215
01:02:15,604 --> 01:02:16,937
Dad?
1216
01:02:17,539 --> 01:02:20,007
What are you talking about?
Your hands are fine.
1217
01:02:20,542 --> 01:02:23,678
I worked with Richard Kiel once.
He had hands this big.
1218
01:02:23,844 --> 01:02:25,714
-Who?
-Jaws.
1219
01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:28,882
Not the movie, the character
in The Spy Who Loved Me.
1220
01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:31,218
The man with gold teeth. Aaargh!
1221
01:02:31,785 --> 01:02:33,821
He, he was in Moonraker too.
1222
01:02:33,988 --> 01:02:35,956
Not Moonraker 2,
the sequel, that...
1223
01:02:36,123 --> 01:02:37,626
and they hadn't made a sequel.
1224
01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:39,661
Although the producer did talk
about making a sequel, not...
1225
01:02:39,827 --> 01:02:41,328
Dad, how much
have you had to drink?
1226
01:02:41,529 --> 01:02:43,632
I swear, I haven't had any...
1227
01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:49,169
Oh shit!
1228
01:02:49,336 --> 01:02:51,405
(laughs)
1229
01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:55,309
I licked a cane toad!
1230
01:02:55,744 --> 01:02:57,177
Why?
1231
01:02:59,313 --> 01:03:01,081
Is there anything I can say
1232
01:03:01,248 --> 01:03:03,250
that would answer
that satisfactorily?
1233
01:03:03,484 --> 01:03:04,818
God, you idiot!
1234
01:03:05,152 --> 01:03:06,487
That's fair.
1235
01:03:06,655 --> 01:03:08,188
How are we gonna
get off the island?
1236
01:03:08,355 --> 01:03:10,190
Isn't there an emergency
hard line?
1237
01:03:10,357 --> 01:03:11,760
All communications are down.
1238
01:03:11,992 --> 01:03:14,028
What about the yacht we came on?
-Gary: I can drive a yacht.
1239
01:03:14,194 --> 01:03:15,664
-I think you mean 'sail'.
-Hm, no mate.
1240
01:03:15,829 --> 01:03:17,097
My daddy has a yacht. You drive.
1241
01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,832
-Of course he fucking does.
-That's it, then!
1242
01:03:18,999 --> 01:03:20,568
No. There is no yacht.
1243
01:03:20,735 --> 01:03:21,935
It sailed to the mainland
this morning.
1244
01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,437
Russell's gone
to fix the Internet.
1245
01:03:23,605 --> 01:03:25,272
Great. So we can die online.
1246
01:03:25,439 --> 01:03:27,676
(giggles) Sorry. Again.
1247
01:03:27,841 --> 01:03:30,077
Nobody is gonna die, alright?
This room is safe.
1248
01:03:30,244 --> 01:03:32,112
So, all we're gonna do is
we're gonna sit here,
1249
01:03:32,279 --> 01:03:33,715
we're gonna wait here
until help comes.
1250
01:03:33,881 --> 01:03:35,583
Oh, and what?
Fuck all your guests and staff
1251
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:37,017
who are dying out there?
1252
01:03:37,184 --> 01:03:38,919
Whatever happened to a captain
sinking with his ship?
1253
01:03:39,086 --> 01:03:41,055
He was a fucking idiot
and he died.
1254
01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:42,890
Curtis: I've got a boat.
1255
01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:44,693
Dad, your boat's
got a hole in it.
1256
01:03:45,092 --> 01:03:47,027
I've got another boat.
1257
01:03:48,095 --> 01:03:50,097
-A bigger boat.
-Really?
1258
01:03:50,264 --> 01:03:53,535
I've got a boat
at Emerald Cove.
1259
01:03:53,702 --> 01:03:55,570
In the real world,
or are you tripping?
1260
01:03:55,737 --> 01:03:57,672
(laughing)
1261
01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:01,543
Uh-oh. (gasps)
1262
01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:02,910
Where are you going?
1263
01:04:03,243 --> 01:04:05,547
It's probably best
you don't ask.
1264
01:04:06,614 --> 01:04:09,216
Okay. Okay, so that's the plan.
1265
01:04:09,383 --> 01:04:11,553
We go to Emerald Beach,
we take the fire extinguisher
1266
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,487
and anything else
we can repurpose as a weapon.
1267
01:04:13,655 --> 01:04:16,090
Gary: How?
They're all over the hotel.
1268
01:04:16,256 --> 01:04:18,459
-We can go through the vents.
-Clara: What do you mean?
1269
01:04:18,626 --> 01:04:20,994
Well, I think the spiders
were hiding in there.
1270
01:04:21,161 --> 01:04:22,896
They are what caused
the air con problem,
1271
01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:25,165
and then we turned the fans on
and they got blown out.
1272
01:04:25,332 --> 01:04:28,135
Now with the fans on,
I think the vents
1273
01:04:28,302 --> 01:04:30,170
are the only place where
there won't be any spiders.
1274
01:04:30,337 --> 01:04:32,339
-You're right.
-Of course she's not right.
1275
01:04:32,507 --> 01:04:34,441
-You've lost your fucking mind!
-Come here.
1276
01:04:35,008 --> 01:04:37,812
If you want any chance
at salvaging the situation
1277
01:04:37,978 --> 01:04:39,313
and keeping your job,
1278
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:40,981
how you act right now
is kind of important.
1279
01:04:41,148 --> 01:04:43,618
And your priority,
at least outwardly,
1280
01:04:43,785 --> 01:04:46,086
has got to be the safety
of your guests.
1281
01:04:47,254 --> 01:04:48,288
Yeah.
1282
01:04:49,022 --> 01:04:50,592
Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.
1283
01:04:50,759 --> 01:04:52,660
We're gonna open that vent,
we're gonna go in,
1284
01:04:52,827 --> 01:04:53,927
we're gonna crawl through,
1285
01:04:54,094 --> 01:04:55,295
we're gonna see if we can
find a way out,
1286
01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:58,198
get his boat, then bring help
for everybody, okay?
1287
01:04:58,365 --> 01:04:59,500
Let's do it.
1288
01:05:01,301 --> 01:05:03,772
(suspenseful music)
(gasping)
1289
01:05:08,275 --> 01:05:10,612
(distorted voices)
(gasping)
1290
01:05:14,849 --> 01:05:17,519
(hysterical laughter)
1291
01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:20,487
Oh...
1292
01:05:20,655 --> 01:05:22,724
(gasping)
1293
01:05:24,559 --> 01:05:25,560
(knocking)
1294
01:05:25,727 --> 01:05:27,127
Clara: Dad, are you in there?
1295
01:05:27,294 --> 01:05:28,530
(knocking)
1296
01:05:28,696 --> 01:05:31,800
Dad? Get out of the toilet.
We've got to go!
1297
01:05:32,166 --> 01:05:34,001
(loud knocking)
1298
01:05:34,702 --> 01:05:36,838
Clara: Dad, come on! Hurry up!
1299
01:05:38,071 --> 01:05:42,042
(gasping) One, two, three, four,
1300
01:05:42,209 --> 01:05:47,682
five, six, seven, eight, nine...
1301
01:05:52,921 --> 01:05:54,054
Go on then.
1302
01:05:54,221 --> 01:05:55,489
I'll go first.
1303
01:05:55,890 --> 01:05:58,526
Just... don't leave
my dad behind. Promise?
1304
01:05:58,726 --> 01:05:59,861
I promise.
1305
01:06:00,327 --> 01:06:02,897
(dramatic music)
1306
01:06:08,268 --> 01:06:09,503
Ah...
1307
01:06:14,909 --> 01:06:16,845
(gasping)
1308
01:06:22,517 --> 01:06:24,552
(hypnotic music)
Ah...
1309
01:06:24,786 --> 01:06:26,521
(gasping)
1310
01:06:32,794 --> 01:06:35,062
(spider scuttling)
1311
01:06:35,229 --> 01:06:37,030
(squelch)
Ah...
1312
01:06:40,635 --> 01:06:42,537
(eerie music)
1313
01:06:44,939 --> 01:06:47,107
(shallow breathing)
1314
01:06:50,745 --> 01:06:52,914
(threatening music)
1315
01:06:54,081 --> 01:06:55,115
Fuck!
1316
01:06:55,282 --> 01:06:57,117
Gary: Get up there,
you stupid prick.
1317
01:06:59,453 --> 01:07:00,889
Fucking help!
1318
01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,456
Ugh!
1319
01:07:03,892 --> 01:07:05,492
(grunting)
1320
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:06,961
Come on. What are you doing?
1321
01:07:07,127 --> 01:07:08,161
-We've gotta go.
-I can't go in there.
1322
01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:09,062
What do you mean
you can't go in there?
1323
01:07:09,229 --> 01:07:10,097
I'm claustrophobic!
1324
01:07:10,264 --> 01:07:11,231
Ah...
1325
01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:14,569
-Is that the way out?
-Yeah.
1326
01:07:14,736 --> 01:07:16,403
Whatever you two are planning,
do it fast.
1327
01:07:16,571 --> 01:07:18,071
We're about to have company.
1328
01:07:20,107 --> 01:07:21,609
(Curtis grunting)
1329
01:07:21,776 --> 01:07:24,012
Okay, listen to me.
I'm in love with you, okay?
1330
01:07:24,177 --> 01:07:25,345
I love you.
1331
01:07:25,513 --> 01:07:27,782
I've always been in love
with you and, uh...
1332
01:07:27,949 --> 01:07:30,183
I just never felt like
I was good enough for you.
1333
01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:32,152
So I messed up last night,
1334
01:07:32,319 --> 01:07:33,588
and I'm sorry,
1335
01:07:33,755 --> 01:07:35,023
but I want to be with you.
1336
01:07:35,623 --> 01:07:36,791
Just you.
1337
01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:38,927
If you don't get up
there right now,
1338
01:07:39,092 --> 01:07:40,828
you're gonna miss out on the fun
you can have
1339
01:07:40,995 --> 01:07:43,096
ridiculing me for saying
all of this shit, okay?
1340
01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:46,133
Now go. Please, go.
1341
01:07:46,668 --> 01:07:47,936
Go!
1342
01:07:48,168 --> 01:07:49,704
(spirited music)
1343
01:07:50,270 --> 01:07:52,372
(vent echoing)
1344
01:08:01,783 --> 01:08:03,718
Dad? Are you there?
1345
01:08:04,018 --> 01:08:07,021
-Yeah, I'm here!
-You alright?
1346
01:08:07,187 --> 01:08:08,723
Well, I wouldn't say that.
1347
01:08:08,990 --> 01:08:10,792
If I had a choice,
I wouldn't have my head
1348
01:08:10,959 --> 01:08:12,326
stuck up David's arse.
1349
01:08:12,492 --> 01:08:14,862
Fucking hell.
Could you stop talking please?
1350
01:08:15,029 --> 01:08:16,998
Your breath's flammable.
1351
01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:21,803
(gasping)
(vent rattling)
1352
01:08:31,980 --> 01:08:33,480
The airflow's stopped.
1353
01:08:33,848 --> 01:08:35,850
David: Why is no one moving?
What's happened?
1354
01:08:36,050 --> 01:08:37,685
Why is there no airflow here?
1355
01:08:38,052 --> 01:08:40,888
Oh... what the fuck's
that smell?
1356
01:08:41,154 --> 01:08:42,924
Everyone stay where they are!
1357
01:08:50,765 --> 01:08:52,567
David: Why are we stopping?
1358
01:08:56,871 --> 01:08:58,238
(sighs)
1359
01:09:00,008 --> 01:09:02,342
(dramatic music)
1360
01:09:09,684 --> 01:09:10,952
Back up.
1361
01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:12,887
-Back up!
-Gary: Everybody back!
1362
01:09:13,054 --> 01:09:15,723
-Go, go! Move!
-Back up, back up! Oh...
1363
01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:17,525
Back up!
1364
01:09:17,692 --> 01:09:20,061
Move! Back up! Quick!
1365
01:09:20,227 --> 01:09:22,130
Uh!
(spiders scuttling)
1366
01:09:23,064 --> 01:09:24,699
(panicked gasping)
1367
01:09:24,866 --> 01:09:26,801
(spiders scuttling)
1368
01:09:27,602 --> 01:09:29,302
(spiders biting)
Aaargh! Uh...
1369
01:09:29,704 --> 01:09:31,471
Aaaargh! Urgh!
1370
01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:33,273
(frenetic gasping)
Gary!
1371
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:35,576
Aaaargh! Argh!
1372
01:09:36,711 --> 01:09:38,478
(dramatic music intensifies)
1373
01:09:39,212 --> 01:09:40,815
Aaaargh! Aaargh!
1374
01:09:42,583 --> 01:09:44,052
(crunch)
Urgh!
1375
01:09:44,886 --> 01:09:46,988
(solemn music)
1376
01:09:48,089 --> 01:09:50,158
(gasping, sobbing)
1377
01:09:52,060 --> 01:09:53,628
(gasping)
1378
01:09:53,795 --> 01:09:54,896
God...
1379
01:10:00,068 --> 01:10:01,736
(panel crashing)
1380
01:10:08,843 --> 01:10:10,011
Come on.
1381
01:10:11,411 --> 01:10:12,345
Uh!
1382
01:10:14,849 --> 01:10:16,851
(David grunting)
1383
01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:18,519
(gasps)
1384
01:10:18,753 --> 01:10:20,154
(threatening music)
1385
01:10:24,357 --> 01:10:25,960
(hissing)
1386
01:10:38,305 --> 01:10:39,607
(buggy whirring)
1387
01:10:39,774 --> 01:10:41,142
Everybody get on! Quick!
1388
01:10:41,308 --> 01:10:42,944
Move! I'm driving that.
1389
01:10:44,712 --> 01:10:46,714
-Quick!
-Come, come, come, come.
1390
01:10:46,881 --> 01:10:48,348
Quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick.
1391
01:10:48,683 --> 01:10:50,718
-Ah, shit.
-Come on, come on, come on!
1392
01:10:53,855 --> 01:10:55,355
(extinguisher hissing)
1393
01:10:57,825 --> 01:11:00,293
(spiders scuttling)
1394
01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:02,295
I can't, I can't believe it.
1395
01:11:03,698 --> 01:11:05,600
I can't believe he's dead.
1396
01:11:08,069 --> 01:11:10,138
(sombre music)
1397
01:11:11,739 --> 01:11:15,643
Cowards die many times
before their death.
1398
01:11:17,578 --> 01:11:21,516
The valiant never taste
of death but once.
1399
01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:24,652
Throw a spider at him, will you?
1400
01:11:24,819 --> 01:11:26,754
Dad, this isn't the time
for Shakespeare.
1401
01:11:28,556 --> 01:11:29,824
Please sit down.
1402
01:11:34,327 --> 01:11:36,496
Clara: I know a shortcut,
through the caves.
1403
01:11:36,664 --> 01:11:38,199
It's quicker.
1404
01:11:40,668 --> 01:11:43,004
(mysterious music)
(insects chirping)
1405
01:11:47,675 --> 01:11:49,844
Clara: Wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop!
1406
01:11:51,411 --> 01:11:52,513
It's Mongoose.
1407
01:11:52,713 --> 01:11:54,182
David: Is he meditating?
1408
01:11:56,117 --> 01:11:57,685
That man is many things,
1409
01:11:57,852 --> 01:11:59,787
but a Buddhist
is not one of them.
1410
01:12:01,756 --> 01:12:03,291
He's dead.
1411
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:07,394
He might still have
that cane toad in his bag.
1412
01:12:07,562 --> 01:12:08,563
We should rescue it.
1413
01:12:08,729 --> 01:12:09,897
Definitely not.
1414
01:12:13,768 --> 01:12:15,870
(buggy whirring)
1415
01:12:20,942 --> 01:12:22,777
(mysterious music)
1416
01:12:24,411 --> 01:12:25,746
I'm alright.
1417
01:12:26,948 --> 01:12:28,049
I'm alright!
1418
01:12:28,649 --> 01:12:30,818
Whoa, ow!
1419
01:12:30,985 --> 01:12:33,154
Get the fuck out of my eye,
you little bastard.
1420
01:12:33,321 --> 01:12:35,056
(buggy whirring)
1421
01:12:35,223 --> 01:12:37,325
Clara: It's coming up.
Stop! Here.
1422
01:12:37,490 --> 01:12:39,126
(buggy decelerating)
1423
01:12:39,459 --> 01:12:41,062
How far is it?
1424
01:12:41,229 --> 01:12:42,129
Not too far.
1425
01:12:42,462 --> 01:12:43,764
We can cut through the caves.
1426
01:12:44,565 --> 01:12:47,500
(buggy whizzing)
Where are you going?
1427
01:12:47,668 --> 01:12:49,604
David, what are you doing?
1428
01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:50,938
What do you think I'm doing?
1429
01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:52,506
I'm getting us to the boat
to get out of here.
1430
01:12:52,673 --> 01:12:54,308
Yeah, but why are we going
there without them?
1431
01:12:54,474 --> 01:12:56,277
Why? You wanna get off?
Join your friends?
1432
01:12:56,443 --> 01:12:57,612
Just tell me.
1433
01:12:57,812 --> 01:12:59,180
Didn't think so.
1434
01:12:59,914 --> 01:13:01,682
Look, you're not
making any sense.
1435
01:13:01,849 --> 01:13:03,751
She said there's a shortcut
through the caves.
1436
01:13:03,918 --> 01:13:05,019
It's even quicker.
1437
01:13:05,186 --> 01:13:07,521
Trust me, the caves
are not quicker.
1438
01:13:08,189 --> 01:13:10,490
(birds chirping)
(suspenseful music)
1439
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,494
If he gets to the boat first,
1440
01:13:14,662 --> 01:13:15,763
don't you think
he's just gonna take it?
1441
01:13:15,930 --> 01:13:16,931
Definitely.
1442
01:13:17,131 --> 01:13:19,000
He won't. This way's quicker.
1443
01:13:20,668 --> 01:13:22,036
Scarier.
1444
01:13:23,838 --> 01:13:25,606
(ominous music)
1445
01:13:36,651 --> 01:13:38,786
(insects chirping)
1446
01:13:42,123 --> 01:13:43,524
Finca: I don't like this.
1447
01:13:43,691 --> 01:13:45,393
Clara: Just a bit further
and we can drop down,
1448
01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:47,895
go through the caves,
and then it's mangroves.
1449
01:13:48,062 --> 01:13:49,330
Water.
1450
01:13:58,471 --> 01:14:01,008
(eerie music)
1451
01:14:13,988 --> 01:14:15,323
Holy shit.
1452
01:14:15,923 --> 01:14:17,391
Oh God...
1453
01:14:18,592 --> 01:14:19,994
(Curtis gasping)
1454
01:14:20,161 --> 01:14:21,195
Those are...
1455
01:14:21,362 --> 01:14:23,030
irregular cobwebs.
1456
01:14:23,931 --> 01:14:24,999
What does that mean?
1457
01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:26,734
It means they're not
meant for trees.
1458
01:14:27,101 --> 01:14:30,037
Nothing's gonna fly into that.
It's too visible. It's...
1459
01:14:32,073 --> 01:14:33,441
It's a nest.
1460
01:14:33,774 --> 01:14:35,776
(foreboding music)
1461
01:14:41,115 --> 01:14:42,717
Look at the size of it.
1462
01:14:47,288 --> 01:14:49,757
David Attenborough once told me
about these spiders
1463
01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:52,026
that hunt in packs
1464
01:14:52,193 --> 01:14:54,695
using a distraction
technique called...
1465
01:14:54,862 --> 01:14:56,364
peacock spider.
1466
01:14:57,465 --> 01:14:59,700
While you're looking at it,
1467
01:15:00,134 --> 01:15:02,403
the pack attacks you from below.
1468
01:15:04,572 --> 01:15:06,574
(rustling)
1469
01:15:08,142 --> 01:15:09,777
(scuttling)
1470
01:15:14,115 --> 01:15:15,216
Run!
1471
01:15:15,383 --> 01:15:17,284
(dramatic music)
(spiders scuttling)
1472
01:15:26,427 --> 01:15:28,562
(dramatic music intensifies)
1473
01:15:29,930 --> 01:15:30,931
Uh!
(thud)
1474
01:15:32,133 --> 01:15:33,167
Uh...
1475
01:15:34,168 --> 01:15:35,770
Ah! Uh...
1476
01:15:37,104 --> 01:15:38,739
I think it's broken. Uh...
1477
01:15:38,906 --> 01:15:40,074
Ah, come on...
1478
01:15:40,241 --> 01:15:41,776
Dad, I think she's
broken her leg!
1479
01:15:42,109 --> 01:15:43,811
(ominous music)
1480
01:15:43,978 --> 01:15:46,113
Dad? Did you hear what I said?
1481
01:15:46,781 --> 01:15:48,182
Yeah, I heard you.
1482
01:15:50,519 --> 01:15:52,753
(spiders scuttling)
1483
01:15:52,987 --> 01:15:54,588
(Curtis gasping)
1484
01:15:56,490 --> 01:15:57,526
Oh...
1485
01:15:58,692 --> 01:16:00,461
(spiders scuttling)
1486
01:16:01,362 --> 01:16:02,797
They're coming.
1487
01:16:03,197 --> 01:16:05,499
Now you've gotta stay
perfectly still.
1488
01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:07,835
Spiders will only attack you
if they feel threatened.
1489
01:16:08,636 --> 01:16:10,471
Do not move.
1490
01:16:10,671 --> 01:16:11,839
I'll distract them.
1491
01:16:12,006 --> 01:16:13,107
(branch snaps)
1492
01:16:13,874 --> 01:16:15,609
(rustling)
1493
01:16:16,977 --> 01:16:18,547
Come on!
(thud)
1494
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,315
Come and get it!
1495
01:16:21,482 --> 01:16:22,517
Come on!
1496
01:16:22,883 --> 01:16:24,351
Come on!
1497
01:16:24,553 --> 01:16:26,521
(dramatic music)
1498
01:16:27,021 --> 01:16:28,456
(thud)
Come on, you little fuckers!
1499
01:16:28,622 --> 01:16:30,124
-Come on!
-Dad, no!
1500
01:16:30,291 --> 01:16:31,192
Come and get it!
1501
01:16:31,659 --> 01:16:34,328
You want to fight someone,
fight me!
1502
01:16:34,563 --> 01:16:37,131
Come and get it!
Come and get it!
1503
01:16:37,298 --> 01:16:39,333
-Don't...move.
-Come on!
1504
01:16:41,135 --> 01:16:42,236
Come on!
(thud)
1505
01:16:42,537 --> 01:16:45,206
Come on! Come and get me!
(thudding)
1506
01:16:46,707 --> 01:16:49,710
Come on! You want a fight?
Fucking fight me!
1507
01:16:49,877 --> 01:16:51,513
Come on!
1508
01:16:51,679 --> 01:16:53,548
Follow me, you bastards!
Come on!
1509
01:16:54,648 --> 01:16:55,916
Come on!
1510
01:16:58,352 --> 01:16:59,588
Come on!
1511
01:17:00,921 --> 01:17:04,425
Ah! I'm over here! Come on!
1512
01:17:04,593 --> 01:17:07,228
(spiders scuttling)
1513
01:17:09,697 --> 01:17:11,600
Come on! Follow me!
1514
01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:14,401
Come on! There you go!
1515
01:17:14,569 --> 01:17:16,437
I'm the Pied Piper! Come on!
(thudding)
1516
01:17:16,605 --> 01:17:18,906
Here we go! There you go!
(thudding)
1517
01:17:19,073 --> 01:17:21,942
That's it, here we go!
Here we go! Here!
1518
01:17:22,109 --> 01:17:23,777
Uh! Argh!
(spider biting)
1519
01:17:23,944 --> 01:17:25,547
Oh, God...
1520
01:17:25,713 --> 01:17:27,448
(groaning)
1521
01:17:27,616 --> 01:17:29,049
Ah! God...
1522
01:17:29,383 --> 01:17:31,285
(sinister music)
1523
01:17:36,924 --> 01:17:38,926
(groaning)
1524
01:17:41,962 --> 01:17:43,430
Clara!
1525
01:17:44,098 --> 01:17:46,467
Run!
1526
01:17:46,635 --> 01:17:47,868
(sobbing)
1527
01:17:52,873 --> 01:17:55,209
(sobbing)
1528
01:17:55,376 --> 01:17:57,444
(sombre music)
1529
01:17:59,581 --> 01:18:01,550
(sobbing)
1530
01:18:13,595 --> 01:18:14,895
We have to go.
1531
01:18:16,830 --> 01:18:17,831
Clara!
1532
01:18:18,966 --> 01:18:20,401
Go where?
1533
01:18:20,569 --> 01:18:21,835
What do you mean?
1534
01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:25,472
Go where?
1535
01:18:25,773 --> 01:18:27,509
There's nowhere left to go.
1536
01:18:31,078 --> 01:18:33,682
If we stay here, we will die.
1537
01:18:34,348 --> 01:18:35,983
(sobbing)
1538
01:18:39,186 --> 01:18:42,657
Look... I'm sorry
about your dad,
1539
01:18:42,957 --> 01:18:45,926
and I'm sorry the island
that you love got fucked.
1540
01:18:46,493 --> 01:18:50,130
But if that shit stain manager
gets to that boat first,
1541
01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:51,966
he'll win.
1542
01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:54,301
And I'm pretty sure
you wanna live
1543
01:18:54,468 --> 01:18:56,103
to stop that from happening.
1544
01:19:04,546 --> 01:19:07,047
(suspenseful music)
(water dripping)
1545
01:19:08,782 --> 01:19:10,351
(grunting)
1546
01:19:12,687 --> 01:19:14,522
(grunting)
1547
01:19:21,962 --> 01:19:23,632
(gasping)
1548
01:19:27,801 --> 01:19:29,970
That motherfucker...
1549
01:19:31,573 --> 01:19:34,041
He filled the caves
with concrete.
1550
01:19:34,743 --> 01:19:36,511
So, does it mean we're trapped?
1551
01:20:07,074 --> 01:20:08,909
If you can climb down,
1552
01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:11,513
I think there's a way through.
1553
01:20:11,945 --> 01:20:13,213
How tight is the space?
1554
01:20:14,081 --> 01:20:15,249
It's tight.
1555
01:20:22,222 --> 01:20:23,457
Look at me.
1556
01:20:24,726 --> 01:20:26,060
We can do this.
1557
01:20:27,461 --> 01:20:28,462
But...
1558
01:20:28,862 --> 01:20:30,064
Just give me a minute.
1559
01:20:31,766 --> 01:20:33,635
(water dripping)
1560
01:20:49,416 --> 01:20:50,552
(lighter clicks)
1561
01:21:02,996 --> 01:21:05,299
(suspenseful music)
1562
01:21:14,241 --> 01:21:16,410
(threatening music)
1563
01:21:16,578 --> 01:21:17,746
Let's go.
1564
01:21:17,911 --> 01:21:19,480
Let's go. We should go now.
1565
01:21:21,281 --> 01:21:22,817
(gasping)
1566
01:21:30,357 --> 01:21:31,693
Ah!
1567
01:21:33,762 --> 01:21:35,764
(threatening music intensifies)
1568
01:21:39,834 --> 01:21:40,869
(lighter clicks)
1569
01:21:41,034 --> 01:21:42,102
Ah!
(lighter sparks)
1570
01:21:46,106 --> 01:21:48,676
(dramatic music)
1571
01:22:02,222 --> 01:22:03,525
(lighter clicks)
1572
01:22:03,691 --> 01:22:05,058
Clara: You're a mother.
1573
01:22:05,225 --> 01:22:06,561
Go away.
1574
01:22:14,401 --> 01:22:16,571
(water splashing)
1575
01:22:17,037 --> 01:22:19,373
(suspenseful music)
(Finca gasping)
1576
01:22:35,657 --> 01:22:36,990
(gasping)
1577
01:22:41,094 --> 01:22:42,996
(wading)
1578
01:23:00,715 --> 01:23:03,250
(uplifting music)
1579
01:23:23,103 --> 01:23:25,773
Shit. I thought it'd be closer.
1580
01:23:27,307 --> 01:23:28,810
Alright, hold on.
1581
01:23:28,977 --> 01:23:31,613
David, just think about
what it would look like
1582
01:23:31,779 --> 01:23:34,281
if you and me
are the only two survivors.
1583
01:23:34,749 --> 01:23:36,651
Please, we have
to wait for them!
1584
01:23:36,818 --> 01:23:38,318
You can. I'm not.
1585
01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:42,155
Clara: I've seen the caves!
1586
01:23:42,322 --> 01:23:44,626
And I know how you got planning
permission to build on them!
1587
01:23:44,792 --> 01:23:45,994
-Caves?
-Yeah...
1588
01:23:46,159 --> 01:23:47,227
Well, how did we get planning
1589
01:23:47,394 --> 01:23:48,228
permission to build above caves?
1590
01:23:48,395 --> 01:23:50,163
-The caves were made safe.
-How?
1591
01:23:50,330 --> 01:23:51,633
We followed
the architect's advice.
1592
01:23:51,799 --> 01:23:53,968
The spiders came from the caves,
1593
01:23:54,134 --> 01:23:56,004
deep below ground,
harming no one.
1594
01:23:56,169 --> 01:23:58,640
You filled their home
with concrete, forcing them out.
1595
01:23:58,806 --> 01:24:01,408
And your signature is on
the receipt for that cement.
1596
01:24:01,576 --> 01:24:03,110
Bullshit. Show me.
1597
01:24:07,649 --> 01:24:09,416
Oh, oh no.
1598
01:24:09,584 --> 01:24:11,786
Did your letter get wet?
It's ruined it, hasn't it?
1599
01:24:11,953 --> 01:24:13,320
Oh, what a pity.
1600
01:24:13,487 --> 01:24:15,590
You see, what we actually
have here
1601
01:24:15,757 --> 01:24:18,526
is called force majeure, which
is an unforeseen natural act.
1602
01:24:18,693 --> 01:24:22,262
And guess what? That absolves me
of all responsibility.
1603
01:24:22,429 --> 01:24:23,665
Sorry!
1604
01:24:24,599 --> 01:24:27,200
I've got copies of everything.
I'll help you.
1605
01:24:27,769 --> 01:24:29,102
Rachel. What are you doing?
1606
01:24:29,269 --> 01:24:31,371
I've been helping you for years.
1607
01:24:31,539 --> 01:24:33,541
Hiding your mistakes.
Covering up your fuckups.
1608
01:24:33,708 --> 01:24:34,809
Yeah, it's your job!
1609
01:24:34,976 --> 01:24:36,343
Well, you're a disgusting
human being
1610
01:24:36,511 --> 01:24:37,712
and I despise you.
1611
01:24:37,879 --> 01:24:39,212
You cannot talk to me like that.
1612
01:24:39,379 --> 01:24:41,049
You're an Infinity
Dream employee.
1613
01:24:41,214 --> 01:24:43,216
Well, do you want to shove
this up your arse?
1614
01:24:43,383 --> 01:24:44,953
Or shall I do it for you?
1615
01:24:45,118 --> 01:24:46,486
Alright, very good.
1616
01:24:49,724 --> 01:24:50,792
Ow!
1617
01:24:51,659 --> 01:24:53,160
Right, I've had enough of this.
1618
01:24:53,795 --> 01:24:55,362
You're not gonna make it!
1619
01:24:55,530 --> 01:24:56,564
Watch me!
1620
01:24:56,731 --> 01:24:58,365
The tides are too strong!
1621
01:24:58,533 --> 01:25:00,802
For you, because you're weak!
1622
01:25:00,969 --> 01:25:05,138
In fact, your whole, your whole
generation is weak!
1623
01:25:05,305 --> 01:25:09,209
You're weak, lazy,
self-obsessed!
1624
01:25:09,544 --> 01:25:13,748
In fact, you are...
you're so, so self-obsessed,
1625
01:25:13,915 --> 01:25:18,820
you literally think that work
is photographing your food
1626
01:25:18,987 --> 01:25:23,057
and sharing every magnificent
bubble-headed thought
1627
01:25:23,223 --> 01:25:25,192
that comes into your head!
1628
01:25:26,226 --> 01:25:29,196
You're not, you know what?
You're not Gen Z.
1629
01:25:29,363 --> 01:25:32,600
You're genpanzee!
You're pathetic!
1630
01:25:32,767 --> 01:25:34,201
See ya!
1631
01:25:34,368 --> 01:25:35,737
Fuck off!
1632
01:25:35,903 --> 01:25:38,171
My generation is trying
to find their way
1633
01:25:38,338 --> 01:25:40,374
because your generation
fucked up everything.
1634
01:25:40,541 --> 01:25:42,409
And now nature's biting you
in the arse
1635
01:25:42,577 --> 01:25:43,778
and you don't like it!
1636
01:25:43,945 --> 01:25:45,113
Yeah, yeah.
1637
01:25:45,278 --> 01:25:47,214
Nothing's biting me!
1638
01:25:47,381 --> 01:25:49,617
Spiders can't swim!
1639
01:25:49,884 --> 01:25:52,185
Ooh!
(dramatic music)
1640
01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:53,286
Uh!
1641
01:25:56,256 --> 01:25:58,926
(screaming)
1642
01:26:00,293 --> 01:26:02,096
(screaming)
1643
01:26:02,262 --> 01:26:03,865
Rachel, help!
1644
01:26:04,032 --> 01:26:05,967
No! Aaargh!
1645
01:26:06,199 --> 01:26:08,268
(screaming)
1646
01:26:09,704 --> 01:26:10,738
No!
1647
01:26:10,905 --> 01:26:12,073
Rachel!
1648
01:26:12,239 --> 01:26:13,306
Aargh!
1649
01:26:19,547 --> 01:26:22,382
Well, I wasn't expecting that.
1650
01:26:23,918 --> 01:26:25,119
No.
1651
01:26:25,620 --> 01:26:28,623
I mean, that captain fella,
he said there were sharks.
1652
01:26:31,626 --> 01:26:33,594
(messages pinging)
1653
01:26:33,761 --> 01:26:35,129
I got signal!
1654
01:26:35,295 --> 01:26:36,531
Me too.
1655
01:26:37,264 --> 01:26:39,232
I'll call Captain Brunner
and let him know where we are.
1656
01:26:40,935 --> 01:26:42,737
(phone ringing)
1657
01:26:42,970 --> 01:26:44,639
(dog barking)
1658
01:26:44,839 --> 01:26:46,841
How the hell
is that dog still alive?
1659
01:26:47,474 --> 01:26:50,343
No, how the hell
is he still alive?
1660
01:26:51,979 --> 01:26:53,313
I'm alright!
1661
01:26:54,314 --> 01:26:55,516
I'm alright!
1662
01:26:58,586 --> 01:26:59,754
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1663
01:26:59,921 --> 01:27:01,823
It's okay, it's okay.
1664
01:27:02,156 --> 01:27:05,026
They're just...
riding along, you know,
1665
01:27:05,193 --> 01:27:07,762
having the occasional nibble,
but I'm alright.
1666
01:27:08,096 --> 01:27:09,964
They're just really
beautiful animals.
1667
01:27:10,131 --> 01:27:11,799
(hissing)q
1668
01:27:11,966 --> 01:27:14,001
(hissing)
No!
1669
01:27:14,168 --> 01:27:16,537
That's not very
respectful to nature.
1670
01:27:16,704 --> 01:27:19,674
Aargh! Aargh! Die!
(hissing)
1671
01:27:19,841 --> 01:27:21,609
(hissing)
1672
01:27:21,776 --> 01:27:23,711
She's killing my friends.
1673
01:27:26,814 --> 01:27:28,716
How are you not dead?
1674
01:27:29,217 --> 01:27:31,519
Well, aside from being
an absolute legend
1675
01:27:31,686 --> 01:27:34,822
with an amazing capacity
for drugs, I'd say...
1676
01:27:34,989 --> 01:27:35,923
(toad croaks)
1677
01:27:36,090 --> 01:27:37,892
The venom of the cane toad
protects you
1678
01:27:38,059 --> 01:27:39,627
from the poison of the spiders.
(toad croaks)
1679
01:27:39,794 --> 01:27:41,629
Either that
or I'm a really lucky git.
1680
01:27:42,063 --> 01:27:44,331
(suspenseful music)
(toad croaks)
1681
01:27:45,967 --> 01:27:48,536
Did you lick a cane toad
with my dad by any chance?
1682
01:27:49,003 --> 01:27:51,038
Oh yeah. The old guy,
the actor fella
1683
01:27:51,205 --> 01:27:52,405
with the really shitty bar?
1684
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,041
I must say, he was...
1685
01:27:55,143 --> 01:27:56,878
Really partial to a lick.
1686
01:27:58,179 --> 01:28:00,081
(panting)
1687
01:28:11,559 --> 01:28:12,693
Dad?
1688
01:28:15,696 --> 01:28:16,931
Dad?!
1689
01:28:17,430 --> 01:28:18,533
Dad?
1690
01:28:21,769 --> 01:28:23,037
Dad!!
1691
01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:27,742
Dad?!
1692
01:28:32,713 --> 01:28:34,081
Dad?!
1693
01:28:41,522 --> 01:28:43,958
(uplifting music)
1694
01:28:47,695 --> 01:28:50,198
(gentle music)
1695
01:29:13,486 --> 01:29:15,890
(evocative music)
1696
01:29:37,678 --> 01:29:39,814
My darling Clara.
1697
01:29:39,981 --> 01:29:41,749
I hope you are reading this
as a woman
1698
01:29:41,916 --> 01:29:43,851
and that you're happy
in your life.
1699
01:29:44,285 --> 01:29:46,587
I hope you can bring yourself
to forgive me
1700
01:29:46,754 --> 01:29:49,456
for taking you away
from this beautiful island.
1701
01:29:51,158 --> 01:29:52,827
We tried to make
the marriage work,
1702
01:29:52,994 --> 01:29:55,129
but your dad cared so much
about saving the planet,
1703
01:29:55,296 --> 01:29:57,198
there wasn't much time
for anything else.
1704
01:29:57,430 --> 01:30:00,334
I know that sounds a bit
heartless, but it's the truth.
1705
01:30:04,171 --> 01:30:06,173
Life stopped being fun,
1706
01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:08,509
and life should never
not be fun.
1707
01:30:08,843 --> 01:30:11,646
Curtis: To die, to sleep.
1708
01:30:11,812 --> 01:30:14,815
No more, and by a sleep
1709
01:30:14,982 --> 01:30:18,152
to say we end the heartache
1710
01:30:18,352 --> 01:30:22,957
and the thousand natural shocks
that flesh is heir to.
1711
01:30:24,392 --> 01:30:27,628
'Tis a consummation
devoutly to be wished.
1712
01:30:27,995 --> 01:30:30,831
To die, to sleep.
1713
01:30:30,998 --> 01:30:32,300
Dad?
1714
01:30:33,334 --> 01:30:35,036
To sleep...
1715
01:30:36,570 --> 01:30:38,239
perchance to dream.
1716
01:30:38,406 --> 01:30:42,043
Aye, there's the rub.
For in that sleep of death,
1717
01:30:42,209 --> 01:30:44,879
what dreams may come
when we have shuffled off
1718
01:30:45,046 --> 01:30:48,649
this mortal coil,
must give us pause...
1719
01:30:52,053 --> 01:30:53,988
Dad!
(Curtis laughs heartily)
1720
01:30:58,059 --> 01:30:59,327
Oh...
1721
01:30:59,694 --> 01:31:01,429
Mum left you.
1722
01:31:01,595 --> 01:31:02,930
Why didn't you tell me?
1723
01:31:04,265 --> 01:31:06,233
Nothing worse
than a man seeking pity.
1724
01:31:07,435 --> 01:31:10,204
Apart from a bad actor
playing a man seeking pity.
1725
01:31:11,739 --> 01:31:13,341
I love you, Dad.
1726
01:31:15,710 --> 01:31:17,511
In that case...
1727
01:31:17,878 --> 01:31:19,814
I love me too.
1728
01:31:22,283 --> 01:31:24,618
I'm not quite sure
why I'm alive.
1729
01:31:24,785 --> 01:31:26,087
The cane toad!
1730
01:31:26,921 --> 01:31:28,456
(laughing)
1731
01:31:30,091 --> 01:31:32,760
Well, this seems like a good
moment for Shakespeare.
1732
01:31:34,028 --> 01:31:35,463
Go on then.
1733
01:31:39,133 --> 01:31:41,602
Doubt thou the stars are fire.
1734
01:31:42,136 --> 01:31:45,106
Doubt that the sun doth move.
1735
01:31:45,272 --> 01:31:47,875
Doubt truth to be a liar.
1736
01:31:50,244 --> 01:31:53,714
But never doubt I love.
1737
01:31:54,281 --> 01:31:56,817
(uplifting music intensifies)
1738
01:32:04,892 --> 01:32:06,994
♪ We've seen days ♪
1739
01:32:07,161 --> 01:32:10,398
♪ Where there was not
a cloud in sight ♪
1740
01:32:10,564 --> 01:32:16,170
♪ When things just seemed
to go our way ♪
1741
01:32:17,838 --> 01:32:20,107
♪ Now it seems ♪
1742
01:32:20,274 --> 01:32:23,978
♪ That trouble's
easier to find ♪
1743
01:32:24,345 --> 01:32:29,450
♪ We've forgotten how to play ♪
1744
01:32:31,185 --> 01:32:33,421
♪ Those other days were easier ♪
1745
01:32:33,587 --> 01:32:35,689
♪ Got carried away ♪
1746
01:32:35,856 --> 01:32:38,692
♪ On wings our dreams
had shown to us ♪
1747
01:32:40,828 --> 01:32:43,130
♪ All of the memories
we share ♪
1748
01:32:43,297 --> 01:32:45,166
♪ They're here to stay ♪
1749
01:32:45,332 --> 01:32:48,537
♪ And no one can
take that away from us ♪
1750
01:32:49,036 --> 01:32:51,540
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1751
01:32:53,774 --> 01:32:56,310
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1752
01:32:58,479 --> 01:33:00,881
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1753
01:33:03,317 --> 01:33:08,222
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
1754
01:33:12,026 --> 01:33:18,065
♪ Do I want to go back in time ♪
1755
01:33:18,899 --> 01:33:23,337
♪ Would you go back in time ♪
1756
01:33:25,239 --> 01:33:32,012
♪ Do I want to go back in time ♪
1757
01:33:32,179 --> 01:33:36,250
♪ Would you go back in time ♪
1758
01:33:38,419 --> 01:33:40,988
♪ Those other days were easier ♪
1759
01:33:41,155 --> 01:33:43,023
♪ Got carried away ♪
1760
01:33:43,190 --> 01:33:45,759
♪ On wings our dreams
had shown to us ♪
1761
01:33:48,095 --> 01:33:50,731
♪ All of the memories
we share ♪
1762
01:33:50,898 --> 01:33:52,534
♪ They're here to stay ♪
1763
01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:55,736
♪ And no one can
take that away from us ♪
1764
01:33:56,203 --> 01:33:58,607
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1765
01:34:01,041 --> 01:34:03,744
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1766
01:34:05,846 --> 01:34:08,382
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1767
01:34:10,619 --> 01:34:13,354
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1768
01:34:20,127 --> 01:34:22,696
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1769
01:34:25,032 --> 01:34:27,434
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1770
01:34:29,770 --> 01:34:34,643
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
1771
01:34:36,076 --> 01:34:38,647
♪ Those other days were easier ♪
1772
01:34:38,812 --> 01:34:40,649
♪ Got carried away ♪
1773
01:34:40,814 --> 01:34:43,484
♪ On wings our dreams
had shown to us ♪
1774
01:34:45,719 --> 01:34:48,322
♪ All of the memories
we share ♪
1775
01:34:48,722 --> 01:34:50,224
♪ They're here to stay ♪
1776
01:34:50,391 --> 01:34:53,460
♪ And no one can take
that away from us ♪
1777
01:34:53,827 --> 01:34:56,230
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1778
01:34:58,633 --> 01:35:01,235
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1779
01:35:03,404 --> 01:35:05,906
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
1780
01:35:08,242 --> 01:35:13,080
♪ Ooh ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1781
01:35:16,951 --> 01:35:22,990
♪ Do I want to go back in time ♪
1782
01:35:23,824 --> 01:35:28,262
♪ Would you go back in time ♪