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<i>♪♪ [theme]</i>

2
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<i>♪ Kick, kick ♪</i>

3
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<i>♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪</i>

4
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kick, kick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kick, kick ♪</i>
<i>♪ Kick Buttowski ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kick, kick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski ♪</i>

15
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[crash]

16
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[Woman]
All right, all right,
line up.

17
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We're starting a new activity
in gym class today.

18
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Please not dodgeball.
Please not dodgeball.

19
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Please let it be dodgeball.
Please let it be dodgeball.

20
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And the new activity is...

21
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Dodgeball!

22
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Huh, nice shot, Buttowski,

23
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but it's not dodgeball.

24
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Wait, what?

25
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Believe me, I wish it was,

26
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but our school nurse wants to
cut down on gym class injuries,

27
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so instead, you get this.

28
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Welcome to dance appreciation.

29
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Dance appreciation?

30
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[grunting]

31
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Come on now, Kick,
time to choose a partner.

32
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There's plenty of other dancers
to choose from.

33
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Hi, Kick.

34
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Hi, Wacky Jackie.

35
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I mean, regular Jackie.

36
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Kick, it's so funny running
into you like this

37
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and when we're picking dance
partners, too.

38
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Oh, my gosh,
what are the odds?
[laughs]

39
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What are the odds?

40
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Two star-crossed lovers

41
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brought together by fate.

42
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Sorry, pal, I owe you one.

43
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Looks like everyone's
paired up,

44
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so I guess I'm excused.

45
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[Dance Teacher]
Not so fast.

46
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Okay, now, who doesn't have
a partner?

47
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[Girl]
Uh, I don't have a partner.

48
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[Students] Ooh.

49
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Kendall.

50
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Kick.

51
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Oh, goody,
you two know each other.

52
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Yes, I've had a few run-ins
with Clarence.

53
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What a wonderful day
to make money.

54
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Yes, I'm familiar
with Officer Kendall

55
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of the Fun Police.

56
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What a wonderful day
to make money.

57
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Super.
Now, you two, don't be shy.

58
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[sizzling]

59
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Ooh, hot.

60
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I smell a salsa duo.

61
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[imitates sizzle]

62
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Kick should be holding
my hand!

63
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Ow, you're hurting me.

64
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[grumbling]

65
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Kick, help

66
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Everyone, listen up.

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Each duo will choreograph
their own routine

68
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for a dance off.

69
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Get your girly paws off me.

70
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You're the one
with the girly hands.

71
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I am so not dancing
with you.

72
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I'm not dancing
with you.

73
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I'd rather spend a day
in detention

74
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than dance with you.

75
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I'd rather punch myself
in the face than dance
with you.

76
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I'd like to see that.

77
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Maybe someday you will.

78
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Good, then we agree.

79
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Yes, surprisingly.

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[together]
But I'm still not dancing
with you.

81
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If you don't want to dance,

82
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then you fail.

83
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Fail?

84
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I can't fail gym.

85
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Kick Buttowski does not fail.

86
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[Man]
And the winner gets
an A plus for the year,

87
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and there's also
a beautiful trophy.

88
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Hope you're ready to dance.

89
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Then there's only one thing
to do.

90
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Get that A plus.

91
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And that trophy.

92
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Then let's get to it.

93
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As long as you know

94
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I don't like you.

95
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I haven't liked you since
the first time I met you.

96
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I never stopped not liking you.

97
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Stop looking at me.

98
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You stop looking at me.

99
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I'm not looking.
You're looking.

100
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In your dreams.
In your dreams.

101
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Nuh-uh--
Yuh-huh.

102
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Nuh-uh--
Yuh-huh times infinity.

103
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[groans]

104
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<i>♪♪ [Latin]</i>

105
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Practice time.

106
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I want that A plus,
Clarence.

107
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And I want a tree
that grows corndogs, Kendall.

108
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Oh, is dancing
too tough for you?

109
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You want tough?

110
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Hold onto your headgear.

111
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Ow! Oh, nose.

112
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You dented my helmet.

113
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You almost broke my nose
and my foot

114
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with that stupid dance.

115
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Two out of three ain't bad.

116
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You need to be more graceful,
like-- like a ballerina.

117
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I don't do graceful.

118
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Don't or can't?

119
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Great Caesar's side salad,

120
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looks like we already have
some front-runners.

121
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Hey, Kick, you like
what you see?

122
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Well, you had your chance.

123
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You're going down!

124
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Help me.

125
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This is hopeless.

126
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I can't believe
I'm going to fail gym.

127
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Don't worry.

128
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All you have to do is find
your own style.

129
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That's what dancing's
all about.

130
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[Kendall] Jackie and Gunther
are going to win.

131
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They have a style,
and what do we have?

132
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For your information,

133
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I have a style.

134
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It's called "awesome,"

135
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like this...

136
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<i>[crowd roaring]</i>

137
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<i>[cracks]</i>

138
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<i>[growls]</i>

139
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Wrestling?

140
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A meticulously choreographed
form of awesome.

141
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Well, I've got a style, too.

142
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<i>♪♪ [singing aria]</i>

143
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Opera?

144
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An elegant blend of music
and drama.

145
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Well, we should be awesome.

146
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We should be elegant.

147
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[Kick] Awesome.
[Kendall] Elegant!

148
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Awesome.
Elegant!

149
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Awesome!
Elegant!

150
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Awesome!

151
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That's--
It.

152
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We combine our styles.

153
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Awesome meets elegant.

154
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<i>[phonograph needle scratches]</i>
Huh.

155
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[school bell rings]

156
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<i>♪♪</i>

157
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And we gave up dodgeball
for this?

158
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Everybody dance.

159
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Now.
<i>♪♪ [hip-hop]</i>

160
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<i>♪♪ [Latin]</i>

161
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I think I know who our winners
are going to be.

162
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[doors open]
[Kick] Us.

163
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Whatever happens out there,

164
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I want you to know

165
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I, uh--
I really don't like you.

166
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The feeling is mutual.

167
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Then let's win this thing.

168
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<i>♪♪ [rock]</i>

169
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[growls]

170
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<i>♪♪ [opera]</i>

171
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<i>♪♪ [Irish traditional]</i>

172
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Ooh, sensational step work.

173
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<i>♪♪ [rock]</i>

174
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[Gunther]
I'm going to pee!

175
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Looks like we have
two front-runners
for best couple.

176
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Faster!

177
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We have to win.

178
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[gasp]

179
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[together] Ooh!

180
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Oh, no they didn't.

181
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You're not going
to win this.

182
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Bring it, sister.

183
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Gunther, say something
intimidating to Kick.

184
00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:54,833
Um...

185
00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:58,464
Right now
I'm crying inside.

186
00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:14,747
[crowd cheering]

187
00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:26,673
All right, boys,
good game today.

188
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,627
Time to hit the showers.

189
00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:29,665
Kendall...

190
00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:30,827
[grumbles]

191
00:09:30,834 --> 00:09:31,884
[crack]

192
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[crowd cheering]

193
00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:29,711
You are so elegant.

194
00:10:29,709 --> 00:10:32,669
And you're so awesome.

195
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,877
[Boy] Kiss her.

196
00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:37,575
Ew, ew, ew, ew...
Ew.

197
00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:39,333
Bravo, bravo,

198
00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,173
but you did so wonderful,

199
00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:43,206
I don't know how to decide
the winner.

200
00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:45,538
There's only one way to make
a decision.

201
00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:47,332
Another dance off?

202
00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:50,633
No. Dodgeball!

203
00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:52,375
[All] Yeah!

204
00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,165
Oh, no.

205
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,293
Now, I want you two to behave

206
00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:09,291
while we're at the pageant.

207
00:11:09,291 --> 00:11:10,581
Certainly, Mother.

208
00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,293
You've been getting in
far too much trouble lately.

209
00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,751
That's in the past, Mom.

210
00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,040
We've learned our lesson.

211
00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:18,131
We're quite fond of each other.

212
00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:21,999
Mm-hmm.

213
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,630
I'll be back in three hours.

214
00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:28,247
Is she gone?

215
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,790
Hold it.

216
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,252
Yes.

217
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,750
What were we fighting
about again?

218
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,710
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.

219
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,171
Ya!

220
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,580
[chuckles]

221
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,996
No. No...

222
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,460
[beeping]

223
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,708
[gasps] Mom's due home
any second.

224
00:12:23,959 --> 00:12:25,419
[crying]

225
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,378
Go fish, brother.

226
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:32,285
No, I insist.
You go fish.

227
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,631
I know.
Let's both go fish.

228
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:35,825
[both]
Together.

229
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,251
[phone rings]
Hello?

230
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,460
Hello, Mrs. Buttowski.

231
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,998
Both of you, to your rooms.

232
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,460
Huh?
You are grounded for fighting.

233
00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:48,828
But...
How?

234
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,504
How did she know?

235
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,713
This is all your fault,
dill weed.

236
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:07,169
Mom busted us again
because of you.

237
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,376
She's good,
but she's not this good.

238
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,285
Well, she's catching us
somehow.

239
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,171
Yes, somehow.

240
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,326
I think we've got a tattler
in our midst.

241
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,957
[Mrs. Buttowski]
Okay, boys,
punishment is over.

242
00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:21,629
Out of your rooms
and outside now.

243
00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:24,035
And don't get
into any more trouble.

244
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,631
I mean it, Kick.

245
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:28,665
Hello, Mrs. Buttowski.

246
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,417
Wait a minute.

247
00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:33,997
That silhouette,
so familiar.

248
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:42,541
[dialing]

249
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:43,712
[rings]

250
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,919
[dialing, rings]

251
00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:50,207
[yelling]
Oh, no.

252
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,213
[dialing, rings]

253
00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:58,788
Ms. Chicarelli.

254
00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:01,542
It was you.
You're the one snitching
on me.

255
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,922
That's right.
It's my responsibility

256
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:07,167
to keep the cul-de-sac safe
from the likes of you,
troublemaker.

257
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,536
We were just having fun.

258
00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:10,252
You were loud
and out of control.

259
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,330
Kids are the worst thing
to ever happen to the suburbs,

260
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,963
my suburbs.

261
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,709
[snarling]

262
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:19,379
It used to be so quiet
around here

263
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,375
until all of you brats
moved in.

264
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,455
That goes for you, too,
Mr. Vickle.

265
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,788
You stop cutting those bushes
so loudly.

266
00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:28,577
And the next time you disrupt

267
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:31,043
even one blade of grass
on this cul-de-sac,

268
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,501
you'll be serving
a lifetime of grounding.

269
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,130
Don't worry, Ms. Chicarelli.

270
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,955
Kick will be
on his best behavior,

271
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,579
right, Kick?

272
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,963
Yes, Mom.

273
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:49,748
[dials]

274
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,667
[Kick]
Gunther, this is ridiculous.

275
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,037
If I get caught one more time,

276
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,001
I'm going to spend my entire
childhood locked in this room.

277
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,630
I don't know, Kick.

278
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,415
From what I hear,
she's been taking out kids

279
00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:23,207
all over the cul-de-sac.

280
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,421
She's got to be stopped.

281
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,127
We're getting busted
all over the place.

282
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:39,035
Yeah, I guess we better stay

283
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,881
as far away from her
as possible.

284
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,211
[chuckles]

285
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:49,128
Chicarelli's yard?
Nothing ever comes back
from Chicarelli's yard.

286
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,125
[door opens]
[growling]

287
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,250
Have fun getting grounded.

288
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,170
I'll write to you
on the inside.

289
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,206
Not.
[laughs]

290
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:02,628
Doing!

291
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,455
You really know
how to be a jerk, Brad.

292
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,378
That's right,
and don't forget it.

293
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,043
[whimpers]
Don't worry, Gunther.

294
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,211
She's gunning for me.

295
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,418
She won't be expecting you.

296
00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:15,747
[sighs]

297
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,540
So let me just make sure
I got the plan.

298
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,132
You want me to shimmy
over the shrub,

299
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,375
move stealthily
through the yard,

300
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:21,415
duck behind the tree,

301
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:22,917
slip over the trashcan,

302
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,997
avoid detection
and subsequent butt biting
by Oscar,

303
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,170
grab Ol' Blue,

304
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,826
move stealthily back
through the yard,

305
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:30,134
and then shimmy
back over the shrub?

306
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:31,825
Okay, here goes nothing.

307
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:34,044
One for the money,
two for the show,

308
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:35,171
three to get ready,
and four--

309
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,705
I'm sorry, Gunther.

310
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:40,039
When you getting out?

311
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,171
My parents follow
the ancient rules of discipline

312
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,286
from the old country.

313
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,421
I've got at least six months
grounding left.

314
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,207
Then I can sleep
in the house again.

315
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:49,998
Gunther, we need to stop
Chicarelli's tattling,

316
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,080
and I know just the person.

317
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,923
Brad, have I ever told you

318
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:56,037
that you're
the most annoying person
on the planet?

319
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,211
Don't sweet talking me,
dill weed.

320
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,748
Whatever it is,
I'm not helping you.

321
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,500
Now, do something dumb
so I can watch you get busted.

322
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,750
Hey, Brad, let me see
your wallet.

323
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,420
This wallet?

324
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:07,787
No chance.

325
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:10,292
[laughs]

326
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,541
Hey!

327
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,537
That's it. Huh?

328
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:19,212
[growling]

329
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,131
[chuckles]
Just a little brotherly love.

330
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,915
[growling]

331
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,207
For crying out loud,

332
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,168
I can't even pound you
without getting busted

333
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,166
by that old bat.

334
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,576
That's why I came to you.

335
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,293
What are we going to do?
Shh.

336
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,000
It's not safe here.

337
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,290
Let's meet somewhere
we can talk.

338
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,379
[Brad]
Man, I can't wait
to get her back.

339
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,165
Me, too.
That tattling has got to stop,

340
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,206
and it's not just us.

341
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,128
She's got
the whole cul-de-sac on edge.

342
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,575
[trickling]

343
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:56,883
Okay, I'm listening.

344
00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,165
We need to focus in
on what really drives her crazy.

345
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,706
If there's anything
I'm an expert at,

346
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,419
it's driving people crazy,

347
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:09,077
and I'd say
I'm looking at grade A,
number one annoyance.

348
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,213
Be serious, Brad.

349
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,168
I am. Who annoys her
more than you?

350
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,496
And if a little bit of you
sends her over the edge,

351
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,540
then what we need is
to give her a whole lot more.

352
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:18,752
Hmm.

353
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,290
I like the way you think.

354
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,205
Huh?

355
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:26,249
It's so peaceful,

356
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,920
so quiet,

357
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:30,127
so beautiful.

358
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,875
No loud noises.

359
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:32,995
No children playing.

360
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,790
Nothing on fire.

361
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:38,132
Peace and quiet at last.

362
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,245
[rumbling]
Huh?

363
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,915
[screeches]

364
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,083
[growls]

365
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:54,213
You just bought yourself
a lifetime grounding,
Clarence Buttowksi.

366
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,383
[Tarzan yell]

367
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,825
The trash, mixing
with the recycling.

368
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,504
Wait till I tell your mother.

369
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,325
[rattling]

370
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,793
Two Kicks?

371
00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,382
Boo.

372
00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:09,752
[screams]

373
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,745
Hi-ya.

374
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,540
[crash]

375
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,130
Sh. No time to explain.

376
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,285
Just come with me.

377
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,211
What's that?

378
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,575
Fine. They can come, too.

379
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,253
[screams]
[kids yelling]

380
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:30,040
He's everywhere.
He's everywhere.

381
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,421
He's-- He's everywhere.

382
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:32,457
Everywhere!

383
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,248
[screaming]

384
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,002
What's going on?

385
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,879
Yes? Uh, Ms. Chicarelli.

386
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,785
Mrs. Buttowski,
at this very moment

387
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,462
that boy of yours
is disturbing the peace

388
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,958
and ruining the sanctity
of the entire neighborhood,

389
00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:52,129
and he's breaking trashcans

390
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,535
and buzzing around,
crashing into things

391
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:54,712
and wasting water.

392
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:58,249
He's-- That boy
is driving me crazy,

393
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,290
and he should be grounded
because of his menacing,

394
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:02,381
and he's-- and he's--

395
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,705
He's right there.

396
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:06,039
Hey, Mom,
I'm done cleaning my room.

397
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:08,131
Can I go outside and play now?

398
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:11,035
Why, hello there,
Ms. Chicarelli.

399
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,961
Very nice to see you
out and about.

400
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,169
No-- no--

401
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:15,416
Well, as you can see,

402
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:18,417
Kick is here at home
helping out.

403
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,417
There was so many of them,
I couldn't--

404
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:23,377
Okay, you have a good day, now.

405
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:24,665
[latch clicks]

406
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,497
Come on, Oscar.
Kick-- uh, everywhere.

407
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,830
[stammering]
Buttowski everywhere.

408
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:30,964
Well, honey,

409
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,789
I think I may have been
a little wrong

410
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:34,542
in listening
to Ms. Chicarelli

411
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:36,292
and her tales
of your trouble.

412
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,081
Well, that put old snitchy
back in her place,

413
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,423
and during the confusion,

414
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,167
I was able to get
all our stuff back.

415
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,076
Autographed photo of me?

416
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:49,003
Finally my set
is complete again.

417
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,210
Emo kid.

418
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:55,501
The toupee?

419
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,670
Uh, not quite.

420
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:58,787
Uh, yup.

421
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,712
Ah, still fits.

422
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,170
Wallet.

423
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,076
Hey.

424
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:08,793
Nice work.

425
00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:10,332
You, too.

426
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,333
Now, where were we?

427
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:15,673
Wet Willie.

428
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:16,877
[both yell]

429
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:24,629
[howling in distance]

430
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:27,125
Will you keep your dog quiet?

431
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,455
[howls]

432
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,133
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