1 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,083 I 2 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:09,320 need to get a message out. 3 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,900 I know too much. 4 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,040 They're not going to let us leave. 5 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,040 I'm sending for help. 6 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:20,404 Everything is going to be okay, my little Tweety. 7 00:01:20,860 --> 00:01:21,720 I promise. 8 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:31,240 You can jump or we can push you. 9 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:35,800 Someday the truth will be known. 10 00:05:15,490 --> 00:05:16,323 Everyone, 11 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,517 what's that thing in the sky? 12 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:38,040 I don't know. 13 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:39,057 I'll just shoot it down. 14 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:40,022 Lock on target. 15 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:41,501 Clear to engage. 16 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,640 Beep, beep, beep. 17 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:45,640 Beep, beep, beep. 18 00:05:45,641 --> 00:05:46,641 Beep, beep, beep. 19 00:07:30,790 --> 00:07:34,647 Have you gotten into a catapult hoping to be gently and 20 00:07:34,648 --> 00:07:38,116 sensibly flown to a destination of your choosing only to be 21 00:07:38,117 --> 00:07:41,724 violently piledrived face first into the ground? 22 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:47,250 Have you ever sat a big stack of TNT on the road hoping to blow up your nemesis? 23 00:07:47,251 --> 00:07:51,090 But when you press the detonator, the detonator itself explodes? 24 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:54,485 Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute 25 00:07:54,486 --> 00:07:57,204 and only a bunch of silverware comes out? 26 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:01,050 It's not your fault. 27 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:03,290 There's probably someone to blame. 28 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:15,070 June. 29 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:15,690 Maltese. 30 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:16,883 Justice! 31 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,210 Two for Tuesdays. 32 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:21,343 Oh! 33 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:06,730 Oh! 34 00:09:06,731 --> 00:09:07,564 Oh! 35 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,652 Hey, wreck a ball smash! 36 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,409 I could probably get you 250 bucks for that. 37 00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:18,599 See you next week! 38 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:23,907 Thank you for calling Avery Jones and Maltese. 39 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:26,117 If you've been hit by an anvil, press 1. 40 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,337 If you've been electrocuted, press 2. 41 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:31,137 If you've been crushed by a falling piano, press 3. 42 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:32,053 Good morning. 43 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,260 It's almost 3. 44 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:33,980 Huh. 45 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,360 Good morning, Dottie. 46 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,120 Not now. 47 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:38,217 Do they have the paperwork? 48 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,133 Sal? 49 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:39,820 Hey, kid. 50 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:41,097 Did you sleep in that suit again? 51 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,013 Good eye. 52 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,937 I've been waiting for you! 53 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:44,380 Hi. 54 00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:48,657 I have found some catastrophic fires, coincidentally all near match factories, 55 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:50,647 and I really think it's a great opportunity 56 00:09:50,689 --> 00:09:52,414 to help a lot of people with one case. 57 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,437 How long is this internship again? 58 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,260 Uh, three more months. 59 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,397 Just enough time to really dig in and make a difference. 60 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,608 You know, you really remind me of when I was fresh out 61 00:10:00,609 --> 00:10:03,357 of law school, and I mean that in the worst possible way. 62 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,980 And I will take that as a compliment. 63 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:05,560 Oh, no, look! 64 00:10:05,780 --> 00:10:06,320 You've got this. 65 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,740 You know, I'm gonna do you a favor, because you're my niece. 66 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:10,898 And I want you to have a happy life. 67 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:12,213 Stop. 68 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,897 At Oxford... I have a feeling I'm gonna be hearing that phrase a lot. 69 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:22,197 At Oxford, they really stress the importance of the law on everyday lives. 70 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,692 And all you're really having me do right 71 00:10:23,693 --> 00:10:25,200 now is brainstorm ideas for your billboards. 72 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:25,800 Yeah. 73 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:30,158 You're new here, so you don't know that this file goes right over here. 74 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,380 And that, my friend, is freedom. 75 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,597 I really want to pick it up. 76 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,577 No, no, no, no, no, no. 77 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:36,520 And I really want to file it alphabetically. 78 00:10:36,521 --> 00:10:37,480 No, you will not. 79 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:37,900 Please. 80 00:10:37,901 --> 00:10:39,957 You've got a new client in the conference room. 81 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,660 He seems unhinged. 82 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:42,533 Good luck. 83 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,113 Mr. Coyote? 84 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:50,293 Coyote? 85 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:51,793 Coyote. 86 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,720 All right, well, uh... 87 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,838 How can I help you? 88 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,711 Oh, one of my billboards. 89 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,517 Costs a lot of money to put those up. 90 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,365 So you've been in an accident? 91 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:06,681 Do you not talk? 92 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,253 Oh, but you have signs. 93 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,580 I don't, uh, understand. 94 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:15,573 All right. 95 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:23,638 Is that supposed to be you? 96 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,930 And who's that? 97 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,220 Uh, okay, what are you... 98 00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:48,450 Not entirely necessary to do all that, but, uh, okay. 99 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:52,930 Uh, so, seems like we're talking about some, uh, faulty rocket skates that, uh... 100 00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:56,130 backfired when you were trying to capture a bird that you have some sort of... 101 00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:57,470 sordid history with? 102 00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:00,950 So, uh, do you have the rocket skates? 103 00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:02,990 Okay, great. 104 00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:05,490 So, we're gonna write in your name as the plaintiff. 105 00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:08,765 Then we'll say we're asking for, uh, I don't know, $300. 106 00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:09,630 Three hundred. 107 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:13,487 And here, we'll write in the name of the company that, uh, made the skates. 108 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:14,403 Let me guess. 109 00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:15,330 Acme. 110 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,430 But they're great to deal with for little stuff like this. 111 00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:23,270 We just drop your skates in a box... type up a complaint... and boom! 112 00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:25,067 You're the richest coyote in the country. 113 00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:26,447 All I need is a signature. 114 00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:28,130 Or you just want to lick it. 115 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:29,567 That's probably fine, too. 116 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:30,590 Here we go. 117 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,583 Oh. 118 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,200 Wait! 119 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,120 Mr. Coyote! 120 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:36,420 Hey! 121 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,833 Somebody grab that guy! 122 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,900 Mr. Coyote! 123 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:40,320 Look! 124 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:42,280 I just need you to sign the... 125 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,460 It's an Acme stapler? 126 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,760 I guess that is how staplers work. 127 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:55,933 Good God. 128 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:00,320 Okay. 129 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:01,080 I get it. 130 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,497 There are problems with Acme's cartoon products. 131 00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:04,874 I see it all the time. 132 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:06,277 I mean, I'm surprised. 133 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,900 Acme makes my phone and my car. 134 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,297 Why would they also make this? 135 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,657 No, this is just silly stuff for cartoons, you know? 136 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,340 What's the worst that could really happen? 137 00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:16,185 They see some birds whipping around their heads? 138 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,517 Well, it doesn't seem that silly to me. 139 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,100 Paige, this is a run-of-the-mill $300 rocket skate case. 140 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,360 Trust me. 141 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:28,217 Ben, doesn't that mean that's a pile of $300 cases? 142 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:28,540 Oh, come on. 143 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:28,660 I don't know. 144 00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:29,560 Paige, come on. 145 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,499 Do you know what would happen if we submitted 146 00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,020 all this stuff as evidence together? 147 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,554 We'd have a giant lawsuit on our hands. 148 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,054 That would be amazing. 149 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,828 And if you could prove a causal connection, 150 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,300 then really the sky's the limit. 151 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,160 The sky is not the limit. 152 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:44,900 All right? 153 00:13:44,901 --> 00:13:46,725 The limit is, like, right here. 154 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,420 We don't do massive cases. 155 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:50,240 We do quick and easy. 156 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:51,513 All right? 157 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:53,060 Huh. 158 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,907 Where did all this stuff go? 159 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,300 So, Mr. Coyote? 160 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,640 My professional opinion is that this... What? 161 00:13:58,641 --> 00:14:00,300 This case is worth, you know, a few hundred dollars. 162 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,117 And I can see if they will replace the rockets case. 163 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,435 So I'm going to need you to sign this. 164 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:07,660 Rude. 165 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:08,640 All right. 166 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,197 Well, it was nice meeting you. 167 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,577 Do you mind putting the evidence box into the system? 168 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:13,778 I'm going to lunch. 169 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:17,573 Here you go. 170 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:18,917 Into evidence, please. 171 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,880 All right. 172 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,294 What have we got here? 173 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:26,980 Geez. 174 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,949 Someone's suing for a lot. 175 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,190 Excuse me. 176 00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:54,136 Cartoon products cases go down to the basement. 177 00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:01,930 Governor, these threats are tantamount to black men. 178 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:04,644 The law is completely on our side here. 179 00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:06,481 Because we wrote the law. 180 00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:07,590 Okay. 181 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:08,949 Great to catch up. 182 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,820 Better be straight away on the Plappinger case. 183 00:15:16,821 --> 00:15:17,420 Oh, it's done. 184 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:21,837 Let's just say his next vacation will be in prison, but I got something else. 185 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:22,520 Cartoon case? 186 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,160 Basement. 187 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,497 Yeah, I think you need to see this one. 188 00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:28,680 They're suing us for every Acme cartoon product. 189 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:31,660 Who? 190 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:33,822 I wasn't familiar with the name. 191 00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:04,690 Okay. 192 00:16:04,691 --> 00:16:07,827 Look, just pay me the money you owe me, or I'll sue you for breach of contract. 193 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:08,510 Okay, I gotta go. 194 00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:10,181 I'll call you later, Mom. 195 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,110 Well, well, well. 196 00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:15,454 It isn't our resident hot shot. 197 00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:16,907 What does that mean? 198 00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:19,787 Serving Acme for every one of their cartoon products. 199 00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:20,510 Yeah, right. 200 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:21,850 Do I look like that? 201 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:24,327 You're looking at the guy who would take on the biggest corporation in the world. 202 00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:29,530 You're looking at the guy who is taking on the biggest corporation in the world. 203 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:32,297 Channel 4 News has just learned that papers 204 00:16:32,298 --> 00:16:35,064 were filed today against the Acme Corporation. 205 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:39,050 Buddy Crane, Acme's chief legal counsel, declined to comment. 206 00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:40,550 How did this happen? 207 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:41,350 It's okay. 208 00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:41,910 It's okay. 209 00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:42,510 It's exciting. 210 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,227 All eyes on you, ready to show them what you got. 211 00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:48,167 Paige, when we sue Acme for some little thing, nobody even notices. 212 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,087 We're a tiny item on a spreadsheet. 213 00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:50,670 But this? 214 00:16:50,671 --> 00:16:52,670 This went to Buddy Crane. 215 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:53,490 Who? 216 00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:55,150 Buddy Crane. 217 00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:57,367 He's only, like, the best lawyer in the country. 218 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:57,690 Okay. 219 00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:01,306 Went to law school together, and he is a total machine. 220 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:05,314 Built like an ox, his mind is sharp as a tack, 221 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,930 trims his fingernails with a switchblade. 222 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:10,470 You know, I once saw him eat a lobster... Well, I ate lobster. 223 00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:12,317 ...while it was still alive. 224 00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,147 Not even sure that's legal. 225 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,707 What could I have possibly done to deserve all this? 226 00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:18,143 Did I piss off a witch? 227 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:18,610 Oh, no. 228 00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:19,683 We could. 229 00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:21,850 How did this happen? 230 00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:24,347 I just typed up everything that was inside the box. 231 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:26,430 And I just brought the box inside. 232 00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:29,083 I've just been working on my short game. 233 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:34,301 I've been on hold for two hours trying to win tickets to the country jubilee. 234 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:39,643 You. 235 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,900 Do you have any idea what you've done? 236 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,609 You have put me in such a horrible position. 237 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:51,613 Oh. 238 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:57,513 Hi. 239 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,560 This is my old friend, Kevin. 240 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,280 Yeah, it's been a while. 241 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,760 Look at you, shaking things up. 242 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,700 Well, not intentionally shaking, really. 243 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:10,257 I think we should have a face-to-face, don't you? 244 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,180 Your face and my face? 245 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,497 Be in my office. 246 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:14,220 Fifteen minutes. 247 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:15,891 Get things right as rain. 248 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,100 Okay. 249 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,120 Sounds looking forward to it. 250 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,337 From its humble roots as a cartoon anvil factory, 251 00:18:30,338 --> 00:18:33,494 Acme has become America's greatest success story. 252 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,680 Acme, I say, Acme is an innovation factory. 253 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,820 We create the impossible. 254 00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:43,660 With each new product, we revolutionize industry and the world. 255 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:49,680 We're a company of family values that values its family of companies. 256 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,313 Acme. 257 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,033 Hey. 258 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:58,900 I don't know what your deal is, but I need you to listen to me very carefully. 259 00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,180 Stop. 260 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,257 You are going to follow my lead. 261 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:01,920 All right. 262 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,620 We're going to tell them this is all just a big misunderstanding, and we're looking 263 00:19:05,621 --> 00:19:07,997 to get this settled as quickly as possible. 264 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,280 We will be polite. 265 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,742 We will not detonate explosives. 266 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:12,760 All right. 267 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,877 If they put something in front of us, we will sign it. 268 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:16,793 Got it? 269 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,433 Mr. Avery. 270 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:21,700 Bill Pelicanos. 271 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,360 And Mr. Coyote. 272 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,737 I'll take you to see Buddy. 273 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,797 So I hear you guys were friends from back in the day, huh? 274 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,586 Guess you could say that if you were incorrect. 275 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,188 And look at this guy going clothing optional. 276 00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:36,060 Hey, Buddy. 277 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,241 Look who's here. 278 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,140 This is Mr. Billboard. 279 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,539 How you been, man? 280 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:41,920 Good. 281 00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:42,240 Yeah. 282 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,540 Very good. 283 00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:45,617 Those were the days, weren't they? 284 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:46,060 Yeah. 285 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:46,993 Harvard Law. 286 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:50,480 You look... good. 287 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:52,640 Thank you. 288 00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:53,474 Have a seat. 289 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:54,060 Okay. 290 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:58,860 I gotta say, I was a bit surprised to see your name on a case of this size. 291 00:19:59,080 --> 00:19:59,913 Me too. 292 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,940 I mean, I'm so sorry about all this. 293 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,199 It was just a big misunderstanding. 294 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,797 Well, we got a really busy day around here. 295 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:12,056 And I would hate to keep you from getting back to whatever it is you do. 296 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:12,580 Yeah. 297 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:13,840 Law stuff, too. 298 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:14,360 Yeah. 299 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:14,840 Yeah. 300 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:15,693 Sure. 301 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,480 Oh, my God. 302 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:24,560 And this seems obvious, but I have to say that ACME denies all charges and accepts 303 00:20:24,561 --> 00:20:28,960 no liability or causal connection between Mr. Coyote's colorful injuries and our 304 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,217 state-of-the-art and life-enhancing family products. 305 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:31,980 Yeah, yeah. 306 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:32,540 Blah, blah, blah. 307 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,050 And, you know, as much fun as it would be to get back in a 308 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:38,492 courtroom with you, I think it's time to do what you do best. 309 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:39,820 Settle. 310 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:40,953 Yeah. 311 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,680 Well, look, thank you so much. 312 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,220 And I'm so sorry for taking up all your time. 313 00:20:46,221 --> 00:20:47,860 It was unintentional. 314 00:20:47,861 --> 00:20:48,694 I... 315 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:52,853 Uh... 316 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,293 Uh... 317 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:55,860 No, no, no. 318 00:20:55,861 --> 00:20:56,877 He didn't mean that. 319 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,317 Do you have another copy? 320 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,257 Is this a joke? 321 00:20:59,340 --> 00:20:59,680 No. 322 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:00,280 No. 323 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,499 This is not funny. 324 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,177 I thought cartoons were supposed to be funny. 325 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:05,517 Gaston, do you want to fight, Avery? 326 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,937 Your tiny firm is unmatched. 327 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,200 We'll tie you in legal loopholes. 328 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:09,457 We'll bury you in paperwork. 329 00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:13,280 I'll put a dozen of my best lawyers in this 24 hours a day to make sure your name 330 00:21:13,281 --> 00:21:16,222 is more synonymous with failure than it already is. 331 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:18,720 Oh, and I almost forgot. 332 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,700 We don't validate parking! 333 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,457 Do you know what you could do with 50,000 dollars? 334 00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:27,677 Do you have any idea how many birds you could buy with that? 335 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:28,120 Flocks! 336 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,020 You know what? 337 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,037 Not that it really matters, but I'm out. 338 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:31,260 Yeah. 339 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:31,740 That's right. 340 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,680 I quit, man. 341 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,257 I'm going to find another lawyer. 342 00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:36,512 And this is already my personal frickin nightmare, and 343 00:21:36,513 --> 00:21:39,388 I'm not sticking around to see if it can get any worse. 344 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:46,800 Butterfingers. 345 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,073 No! 346 00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:58,187 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 347 00:21:58,270 --> 00:21:59,564 Why didn't you settle? 348 00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:01,227 That's what we do here. 349 00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:02,143 We settle. 350 00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:03,667 Dottie, what do we do here? 351 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:04,330 We settle. 352 00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:07,607 Okay, I tried to settle, but he wouldn't let me settle. 353 00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:08,730 He's a coyote. 354 00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:10,596 We're not even trial lawyers. 355 00:22:10,810 --> 00:22:13,293 I have a miniature golf tournament this weekend, so 356 00:22:13,294 --> 00:22:16,086 I don't even know if I'm gonna make it in on Monday. 357 00:22:16,190 --> 00:22:17,870 Plus, trial prep adds up. 358 00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:19,327 Photocopies in this economy. 359 00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:21,850 But if we beat Acme, then we can afford a ton of photocopies. 360 00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:23,210 We won't beat Acme. 361 00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:26,370 I mean, nobody ever has, and nobody ever will. 362 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:29,012 The truth is, even if you quit right now, the firm is already 363 00:22:29,013 --> 00:22:32,367 in the hole for Acme's legal fees, and that's just from today. 364 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,803 I mean, that could close down our doors. 365 00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:39,450 Look, if we lose, we lose. 366 00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:41,730 If we quit, we really lose. 367 00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:43,550 A lot of money. 368 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,170 One true goal for this trial. 369 00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:52,323 It's this. 370 00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:55,310 We can't look like fools, all right? 371 00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:57,630 Our job is not to win this case. 372 00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:58,210 Our job is to win this case. 373 00:22:58,230 --> 00:23:00,147 Our job is to still be in business when it's over. 374 00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:01,289 That's the spirit. 375 00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:03,402 We'll talk like lawyers. 376 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:04,867 What do real lawyers do? 377 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:08,538 They would find evidence and start making a list of witnesses. 378 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,093 The bird. 379 00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:18,640 He did witness every time an Acme product malfunctioned. 380 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:20,377 He could corroborate Wiley's story. 381 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:21,500 Sure, whatever. 382 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:23,677 Add the Roadrunner to our witness list. 383 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,680 One more thing. 384 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,099 Um, where is Mr. Coyote gonna stay? 385 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:47,740 Fine, boss, be free! 386 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:54,417 All right, don't give me that look. 387 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:54,820 Yeah. 388 00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:56,000 I live in a motel. 389 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,492 Look, I got pool access. 390 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,110 Uh... You know, there's no mortgage... Never have to make my bed. 391 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,717 There's an incredible all-you-can-eat seafood buffet around the corner. 392 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,160 Uh, tissues come out of a Daarum wall. 393 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:09,953 Ha. 394 00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:13,143 Hi, Jerry. 395 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:23,670 Yeah, hi, 396 00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:30,130 I need another room for a few nights. 397 00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:32,090 Not near me, please. 398 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:35,630 He's not a pet. 399 00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:37,450 He looks like a pet. 400 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,522 Who rents a separate room for their pets? 401 00:24:40,670 --> 00:24:41,527 Cherry, come on. 402 00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:43,107 I've been living here for almost five years. 403 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:43,790 You know me. 404 00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,530 No pets. 405 00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:47,783 Okay. 406 00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:49,507 You want to do this? 407 00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:52,919 Legally speaking, a pet is a domesticated or tamed animal 408 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,047 kept as a companion in or outside an individual's residence. 409 00:24:56,130 --> 00:24:57,710 This is Mr. Coyote. 410 00:24:57,790 --> 00:24:58,850 He is my client. 411 00:24:58,890 --> 00:25:01,467 He's not my pet nor anyone's pet in the eyes of the law. 412 00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:05,370 And as such, that sign or any rule that accompanies it does not apply to him. 413 00:25:05,450 --> 00:25:05,730 All right? 414 00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:07,187 It does not say no animals. 415 00:25:07,270 --> 00:25:09,131 And just my unbiased opinion, he may actually 416 00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:11,253 have a case against you for discrimination. 417 00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:12,643 Yeah. 418 00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:16,630 He pees on the rug. 419 00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:17,990 It's on you. 420 00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:18,850 All right, deal. 421 00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:21,607 But I would need a full workup of urine analysis. 422 00:25:21,690 --> 00:25:22,730 I mean, it's a motel. 423 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,613 Plenty of people pee on the rug. 424 00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:30,570 Oh, right next door. 425 00:25:32,110 --> 00:25:32,943 Of course. 426 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:38,703 Coming 427 00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:20,810 up next, a mouse breaks the sound barrier in Guadalajara. 428 00:26:21,130 --> 00:26:24,330 One week more to catch Albuquerque's annual carrot festival. 429 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:26,938 While it's still in town, are you having fun? 430 00:26:27,090 --> 00:26:27,923 We are. 431 00:27:18,690 --> 00:27:21,043 You're kind of a psychopath, aren't you? 432 00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:25,570 Watch and learn. 433 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,652 So we take the subpoena like so. 434 00:27:27,810 --> 00:27:30,516 Just cover it with copious amounts of birdseed. 435 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,827 Roadrunner eats the birdseed, grabs a subpoena, and boom. 436 00:27:33,910 --> 00:27:36,381 He's legally obligated to show up to court. 437 00:27:37,010 --> 00:27:38,422 Instant Roadrunner trap. 438 00:27:40,430 --> 00:27:41,312 He's got a gun. 439 00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:44,770 Beep, beep. 440 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:47,675 Is this some kind of inside thing with you guys? 441 00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:55,935 Is everyone clear on our plan? 442 00:27:56,030 --> 00:27:56,450 No. 443 00:27:56,570 --> 00:27:56,830 Nah. 444 00:27:56,990 --> 00:27:57,310 Yes. 445 00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:59,027 Paige, what's our plan? 446 00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:02,530 So we have to prove to a jury that acne cartoon products are at fault for every 447 00:28:02,531 --> 00:28:04,547 accident that Wiley's had going back years. 448 00:28:04,630 --> 00:28:08,467 So we are going to take pictures and we're going to gather evidence. 449 00:28:08,550 --> 00:28:10,590 And we're going to put the evidence in little bags. 450 00:28:10,591 --> 00:28:13,107 And we're going to interview experts and witnesses. 451 00:28:13,190 --> 00:28:16,227 And we're going to highlight big books of photocopied documents. 452 00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:18,807 And we're going to pound the pavement and we're going to study up. 453 00:28:18,890 --> 00:28:20,498 And we're going to try and catch our big 454 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:22,350 eyewitness by leaving a nice note in the desert. 455 00:28:22,510 --> 00:28:24,023 And if we follow my plan by the end of this, 456 00:28:24,024 --> 00:28:26,324 we'll have enough evidence to take acne down. 457 00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:30,770 We really have nothing. 458 00:28:31,190 --> 00:28:35,249 I mean, I kind of assumed that we'd have nothing, but this is nothing. 459 00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:48,420 All rise. 460 00:28:54,470 --> 00:28:59,630 The Court of the Second Judicial Circuit of Albuquerque is now in session. 461 00:29:00,190 --> 00:29:03,150 The Honorable Judge Trapa Grosso presided. 462 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,309 You may be seated. 463 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,720 Human. 464 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,113 Human. 465 00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:31,973 Quiet! 466 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,480 My name is Judge Trapa Grosso. 467 00:29:36,481 --> 00:29:40,040 The name of the case is Coyote versus Acme. 468 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:42,300 I am not a loosey-goosey judge. 469 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,720 I am a no-nonsense, no-silly-stuff judge. 470 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,500 Is that understood? 471 00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:50,693 Yes. 472 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,300 Mr. Crane. 473 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,357 We live in a great country, don't we? 474 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,117 Because it's one that values freedom above all else. 475 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,497 You're free to live your life any way you see fit. 476 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:25,462 Could mean living in the desert. 477 00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:26,980 Out in a cave. 478 00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:29,733 Spending your days chasing after a bird. 479 00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:32,820 Who is much, much faster than you. 480 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:35,180 But that, that is your right. 481 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:36,862 As an American. 482 00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:40,777 But that freedom, it comes with great responsibility. 483 00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:42,769 If you were to take a missile, for instance, 484 00:30:42,811 --> 00:30:44,500 and you were to glue handlebars to it. 485 00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:46,521 Well, that's, that's your choice. 486 00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:49,287 But we expect you to understand that that missile and 487 00:30:49,288 --> 00:30:52,173 those handlebars, they aren't designed to catch birds. 488 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:57,060 What I will prove to this jury is that man, Wile E. 489 00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:59,800 Coyote, he is reckless. 490 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,551 And all of his injuries are self-inflicted. 491 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,514 I mean, we won't condemn him, you or I. 492 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,820 We all know who's responsible. 493 00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:11,500 As clear as the desert sky. 494 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,620 I think I just laid an egg. 495 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:14,877 God bless America. 496 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,195 God bless the troops. 497 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,468 Damn, that was really good. 498 00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:22,636 Oh, uh, please don't write that down. 499 00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:25,717 And, and, please don't write that down. 500 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,260 Or, or, that down. 501 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,160 Mr. Avery. 502 00:31:53,890 --> 00:31:59,370 Um, now, uh, now what, what did the, uh, defense say we're gonna argue? 503 00:32:00,550 --> 00:32:01,383 Huh? 504 00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:03,690 I mean, I know the answer to it. 505 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:04,410 I know the answer. 506 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:05,747 I'm not asking you a question. 507 00:32:05,830 --> 00:32:07,712 I mean, it is, it is a question. 508 00:32:07,850 --> 00:32:10,890 But it's a question that I'm asking to me. 509 00:32:10,891 --> 00:32:11,610 Let me start over. 510 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:12,789 Let me start over. 511 00:32:13,570 --> 00:32:13,970 Objection. 512 00:32:13,971 --> 00:32:14,830 To my start. 513 00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:18,956 So the defense said that we were gonna 514 00:32:18,998 --> 00:32:21,730 argue that, uh, the products are dangerous. 515 00:32:21,930 --> 00:32:25,190 And that acne is negligent in, uh, selling them. 516 00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:27,409 I, I do really agree with all that. 517 00:32:27,590 --> 00:32:29,807 I mean, it's not fancy, but it's true. 518 00:32:29,890 --> 00:32:31,470 Um, if, uh, sorry. 519 00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:32,728 One second, please. 520 00:32:33,430 --> 00:32:34,263 One sec... 521 00:32:34,630 --> 00:32:36,950 Wiley, we don't need evidence right now. 522 00:32:37,030 --> 00:32:37,863 Mr. Avery. 523 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:38,923 Okay, okay. 524 00:32:39,110 --> 00:32:40,030 Excuse me, Your Honor. 525 00:32:40,031 --> 00:32:44,370 My client would like me to show you this defective acne rocket skate. 526 00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:47,236 And as you can see, there's a faulty on switch. 527 00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:49,103 Nothing. 528 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,340 God bless America. 529 00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:01,160 God, uh, bless the troops. 530 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,900 Opening arguments today in Coyote v. 531 00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:06,600 Acme. 532 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:11,940 Sources close to the case report that Acme is doing a fantastic job protecting their 533 00:33:11,941 --> 00:33:15,860 brand and dignity, while the plaintiff appears hungry and afraid. 534 00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:17,120 More after this. 535 00:33:20,820 --> 00:33:23,096 One week more to catch Albuquerque's annual 536 00:33:23,097 --> 00:33:26,214 carrot festival while it's still in town. 537 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,033 Yeah? 538 00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:31,680 241, we've been getting noise complaints about a loud TV. 539 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,320 Seriously? 540 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:35,072 It's the TV you're having a problem with. 541 00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:37,000 Okay, I'll turn it... 542 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,480 Are you having fun? 543 00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:41,613 We, uh... 544 00:33:47,670 --> 00:33:49,170 Cherry, I turned it off. 545 00:33:49,171 --> 00:33:50,004 Meem. 546 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:51,790 What's up, Doc? 547 00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:53,483 Who's this? 548 00:33:53,890 --> 00:33:55,650 I, uh, can't tell you. 549 00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:57,990 I want to, but I can't. 550 00:33:57,991 --> 00:33:59,610 A pickle, ain't it? 551 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:01,587 You sure you have the right number? 552 00:34:01,670 --> 00:34:02,330 Your trial. 553 00:34:02,510 --> 00:34:05,850 I think I may be able to help you with Acme. 554 00:34:06,050 --> 00:34:06,570 What? 555 00:34:06,810 --> 00:34:09,790 I have information that could stop Acme. 556 00:34:09,890 --> 00:34:10,723 For good. 557 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:12,587 Oh my God, you could stop this case? 558 00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:15,090 If this gets out, it'll all be over. 559 00:34:15,330 --> 00:34:17,630 I have an associate with information. 560 00:34:18,070 --> 00:34:21,188 If they figure out what he knows, he's a sitting duck. 561 00:34:21,330 --> 00:34:22,163 Well, who? 562 00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:23,450 Where do I find him? 563 00:34:23,490 --> 00:34:24,170 Write this down. 564 00:34:24,290 --> 00:34:25,247 I'm only gonna say it once. 565 00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:25,750 Okay, okay. 566 00:34:25,890 --> 00:34:26,470 Grabbing a pen. 567 00:34:26,550 --> 00:34:27,550 Hang on, hang on. 568 00:34:27,730 --> 00:34:29,390 666 Gary Road Drive. 569 00:34:29,430 --> 00:34:31,387 That doesn't sound like a place I want to go. 570 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:32,470 Look for a check. 571 00:34:32,950 --> 00:34:36,230 Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 572 00:34:36,690 --> 00:34:38,690 And they've made people disappear. 573 00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:40,390 Don't forget that. 574 00:34:40,590 --> 00:34:41,423 I won't. 575 00:34:42,050 --> 00:34:44,168 Will I be able to contact you again? 576 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:05,503 Mr. Leghorn. 577 00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:08,950 Buddy, I say buddy, you little rascal, you. 578 00:35:09,330 --> 00:35:10,187 That was Bora Bora. 579 00:35:10,270 --> 00:35:13,170 The tax haven's so nice, they named it twice. 580 00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:18,690 So I say I heard we have ourselves a lawsuit in the animated sector. 581 00:35:19,210 --> 00:35:20,427 Talk to PR about this. 582 00:35:20,510 --> 00:35:21,847 You know, it's a local paper. 583 00:35:21,930 --> 00:35:22,767 And pretty flattering. 584 00:35:22,850 --> 00:35:24,570 You know, I'm gonna win this case as fast as I can. 585 00:35:24,630 --> 00:35:26,278 But in the meantime, I think things like this 586 00:35:26,279 --> 00:35:27,870 make us look pretty good in the public eye. 587 00:35:27,910 --> 00:35:31,851 Not ideal, but you know, it's like killing two birds with one stone. 588 00:35:32,670 --> 00:35:34,890 Uh, one stone. 589 00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:37,950 Two birds, one stone. 590 00:35:38,110 --> 00:35:40,030 What a vile expression. 591 00:35:40,470 --> 00:35:41,730 I only... Rotten. 592 00:35:41,731 --> 00:35:46,930 We both know it would be very, I say very unpleasant for everyone 593 00:35:46,931 --> 00:35:53,210 involved if anything bigger, I say bigger, were to become public. 594 00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:08,640 Oh, mysterious collar. 595 00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:09,580 It's so cool. 596 00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:11,309 So what do you sound like? 597 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:12,180 I don't know. 598 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,376 He's kind of like, eh, what's up, doc? 599 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:15,658 I have information. 600 00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:16,697 Chomp, chomp, chomp. 601 00:36:16,780 --> 00:36:18,637 He's like chewing on a cracker or something. 602 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,553 Okay. 603 00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:23,320 Well, math is saying it should be right here. 604 00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:25,820 It's just a wall. 605 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:27,520 Jack! 606 00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:28,380 God. 607 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,311 Is there a Jack anywhere? 608 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:33,860 Wait. 609 00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:34,694 What's that? 610 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,000 Oh, that kind of Jack. 611 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:39,462 Somebody's got a sense of humor. 612 00:36:58,570 --> 00:37:00,570 There's a duck, and he is sitting. 613 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:02,010 Feels a bit easy. 614 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,290 Well, good thing I like easy. 615 00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:06,823 Excuse me. 616 00:37:07,490 --> 00:37:09,770 Hi, uh, my name is Kevin Avery. 617 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:10,450 This is Paige. 618 00:37:10,570 --> 00:37:12,307 I'm a personal injury attorney. 619 00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:14,390 Well, look who decided to show up. 620 00:37:14,550 --> 00:37:15,270 Oh, great. 621 00:37:15,370 --> 00:37:15,890 Thank you. 622 00:37:15,990 --> 00:37:17,567 I wasn't sure if you knew we were coming. 623 00:37:17,650 --> 00:37:20,747 You're a little late, and you're still wearing that hideous suit. 624 00:37:20,830 --> 00:37:24,770 Take your pants off right over there, please, and, um, strike a pose. 625 00:37:24,771 --> 00:37:26,230 Uh, no. 626 00:37:26,390 --> 00:37:29,167 It's so difficult to find nude models these days. 627 00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:29,750 Sit down. 628 00:37:30,070 --> 00:37:31,424 Uh... Lasperella? 629 00:37:31,630 --> 00:37:32,890 Eh, we're all right. 630 00:37:32,910 --> 00:37:33,350 Thank you. 631 00:37:33,690 --> 00:37:35,767 Disrobe and pretend you're thinking. 632 00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:38,321 I expect this is going to take a few hours. 633 00:37:39,370 --> 00:37:41,854 Yeah, um, we had an anonymous caller say that 634 00:37:41,855 --> 00:37:44,404 you might have some important information. 635 00:37:44,810 --> 00:37:47,907 Yeah, information that can help us end our case quickly. 636 00:37:47,990 --> 00:37:48,823 Information? 637 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,083 Yes. 638 00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:51,370 About acne? 639 00:37:51,690 --> 00:37:52,523 Acne? 640 00:37:54,770 --> 00:37:55,603 Uh, yes. 641 00:37:55,790 --> 00:37:56,623 Acne. 642 00:37:56,990 --> 00:37:57,823 Acme? 643 00:38:01,510 --> 00:38:02,343 Acme? 644 00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:05,030 After all this, they call me Staffy? 645 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:06,730 The world is Staffy! 646 00:38:06,950 --> 00:38:07,470 Acme? 647 00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:08,383 Ac-you! 648 00:38:08,550 --> 00:38:09,867 You'll never get it out of me! 649 00:38:09,950 --> 00:38:11,421 I'll tell you everything. 650 00:38:11,730 --> 00:38:14,010 Your face is covered in acne! 651 00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:26,157 He really shouldn't be here. 652 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,200 I agree, Doctor. 653 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:28,775 Not staring at Sophia 654 00:38:36,190 --> 00:38:38,850 for any, uh, pantsless modeling gig. 655 00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:41,129 Look, I'm a horse! 656 00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:42,983 I'm a horse! 657 00:38:58,810 --> 00:39:02,490 Well, we drove him crazy and we got... a canipate. 658 00:39:02,670 --> 00:39:03,410 Well, it could be important. 659 00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:07,243 Clearly, he's been holding onto this for a while, so... Wait. 660 00:39:09,770 --> 00:39:10,829 That's all, folks. 661 00:39:13,370 --> 00:39:14,510 Are we the folks? 662 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,707 Do you think we're gonna get kidnapped? 663 00:39:25,790 --> 00:39:26,672 Held to ransom? 664 00:39:28,190 --> 00:39:29,150 I feel so alive! 665 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,047 So, what do you think it is? 666 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,833 Thanks. 667 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,360 That looks unspeakably dangerous. 668 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:38,880 And yet he walked in anyway. 669 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,511 Wait, what are you doing? 670 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,718 I'm following Wily. 671 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,405 Now I just look like a loser if I stay out here. 672 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,600 Coming into the tunnel. 673 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:06,553 Hello? 674 00:41:08,140 --> 00:41:10,396 I bet they don't tell you to walk down mysterious 675 00:41:10,397 --> 00:41:12,774 tunnels in your fancy classes at Oxford. 676 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,117 I bet they discourage you, actually. 677 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,057 Actually, I thought about majoring in mysterious tunnels. 678 00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:18,960 No, you didn't. 679 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,833 Yeah, I did. 680 00:41:21,820 --> 00:41:23,160 What have we got here? 681 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,500 I found a message! 682 00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:35,820 What does it say? 683 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,840 It says, Daffy, I'm not sure how long I have. 684 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,100 I hope this message gets to you. 685 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:56,060 Things have gone awry with Project Sisyphus. 686 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:57,873 Sisyphus? 687 00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:00,040 What is Project Sisyphus? 688 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:06,380 Acme is watching my every move, and I have a feeling I'm in grave danger. 689 00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:15,403 If 690 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:25,110 you see this message, please send help. 691 00:42:25,111 --> 00:42:26,510 Dr. Laurie. 692 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:27,643 Captain! 693 00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:28,723 Crane! 694 00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:31,430 Go! 695 00:42:31,670 --> 00:42:31,890 Go! 696 00:42:31,970 --> 00:42:32,110 Go! 697 00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:32,290 Go! 698 00:42:32,291 --> 00:42:33,124 Go! 699 00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:00,900 Did I not say unspeakably dangerous? 700 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,240 Didn't I say those exact words? 701 00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:03,560 No. 702 00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:04,060 I did. 703 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:04,420 Okay. 704 00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:05,580 What could this mean? 705 00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:06,620 Project Sisyphus? 706 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,000 I don't know. 707 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,260 I don't know. 708 00:43:09,261 --> 00:43:09,980 All right. 709 00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:10,933 What? 710 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,680 What just happened? 711 00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:16,733 What? 712 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,640 Boss, I think they're on to us. 713 00:43:22,460 --> 00:43:22,940 Okay. 714 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,017 So Sisyphus is from Greek mythology. 715 00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:29,640 And he was punished by the gods and made to roll a boulder up a hill every day. 716 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:32,700 But it would just roll right back down for eternity. 717 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,753 Huh. 718 00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:39,613 And it was also what Daffy was painting. 719 00:43:39,980 --> 00:43:40,900 So what? 720 00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:42,596 That's not evidence. 721 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,017 None of this is going to help us win a trial. 722 00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:45,340 All right. 723 00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:47,737 This is... It's all just a waste of our time. 724 00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:51,900 We have a client who, no offense, can't read a warning label. 725 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,020 We have piles and piles of stuff that he himself broke. 726 00:43:56,740 --> 00:43:58,240 We have nothing, Paige. 727 00:43:59,540 --> 00:44:02,360 Well, you've been settling Acme cases for years. 728 00:44:02,361 --> 00:44:04,880 And you have never stopped to think and see a pattern. 729 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:05,793 A pattern? 730 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:06,360 Yes. 731 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:09,800 My clients go boom, and two seconds later, they're fine. 732 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:11,013 Nobody cares. 733 00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:13,460 So that makes it okay? 734 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,620 Boom, $100, that's fair? 735 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,320 This case can make it right. 736 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,437 This is your opportunity to really show people what you're capable of. 737 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,991 Yeah, but that only works if I don't lose. 738 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,017 And why do you assume you're going to lose? 739 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:28,080 Are you kidding? 740 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:31,320 It is really super easy to lose. 741 00:44:31,321 --> 00:44:33,480 And it's better you learn that now. 742 00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:40,100 You know, everyone thought I was crazy for coming here. 743 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,365 But I didn't want to just go to some big 744 00:44:43,366 --> 00:44:46,874 law firm and help the rich guys get richer. 745 00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,580 I thought... 746 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:53,065 I thought you were actually still a real lawyer. 747 00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:55,920 Yeah, me too. 748 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,140 So, uh, what is it about the Roadrunner? 749 00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:59,510 There are no words. 750 00:46:01,710 --> 00:46:04,330 You know, I envy you, really. 751 00:46:04,830 --> 00:46:08,190 You know, it must be nice to have such a clear goal. 752 00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:11,306 I mean, I used to have that, I think. 753 00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:14,410 You know, I was hungry, and I was chasing. 754 00:46:15,170 --> 00:46:18,227 But I didn't like the pressure of having to always win. 755 00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:20,190 And I got burnt out on trying. 756 00:46:21,470 --> 00:46:23,407 Anyway, you're a really good listener. 757 00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:24,323 Hey! 758 00:46:24,870 --> 00:46:25,947 What are you doing? 759 00:46:26,030 --> 00:46:26,863 Stop! 760 00:46:26,970 --> 00:46:27,803 Wiley! 761 00:46:28,190 --> 00:46:29,023 Stop! 762 00:46:29,170 --> 00:46:29,530 Stop! 763 00:46:29,910 --> 00:46:30,743 Ah! 764 00:46:34,140 --> 00:46:35,022 There's a trap! 765 00:46:35,380 --> 00:46:35,820 Stop! 766 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:36,120 Stop! 767 00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:36,360 Stop! 768 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:36,580 Stop! 769 00:46:36,581 --> 00:46:36,780 Stop! 770 00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:42,530 We were having a heart-to-heart! 771 00:46:43,770 --> 00:46:44,290 Wait! 772 00:46:44,390 --> 00:46:44,910 Wiley! 773 00:46:45,030 --> 00:46:46,501 You can't make that jump! 774 00:46:47,170 --> 00:46:48,003 Wiley! 775 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,040 You made it. 776 00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:34,653 Well, you go a long way to make a point. 777 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:50,693 Hey, Wiley. 778 00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:52,313 Thanks. 779 00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:53,994 I'll see you tomorrow. 780 00:49:04,580 --> 00:49:05,880 Are you sitting down? 781 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:06,620 Uh, yes. 782 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,000 Well, Sal's not. 783 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,697 Is that gonna be a problem? 784 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,440 Wiley is conning us. 785 00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:13,890 The only reason he's doing this case is to 786 00:49:13,891 --> 00:49:16,660 catch and kill the Roadrunner during the trial. 787 00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:17,980 That's not good. 788 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:19,937 It's all just part of a plot. 789 00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:22,557 He's just using us so he'll put the bird on the witness stand. 790 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,417 If the Roadrunner shows up to court, it'll be chaos. 791 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,617 I'll look like a fool. 792 00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:29,217 If the firm will fold, we'll be mattress salesmen. 793 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,917 That's kind of demeaning to mattress salesmen. 794 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:32,240 Fine. 795 00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:33,940 We'll be, uh, garbage men. 796 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:34,620 Come in. 797 00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:35,220 Okay. 798 00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:35,980 Garbage people. 799 00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:37,900 My dad's garbage people. 800 00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:38,900 Okay. 801 00:49:39,180 --> 00:49:42,497 I'm just really nervous about letting Wiley back into this courtroom. 802 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:43,780 Without Wiley, there's no trial. 803 00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:45,217 With no trial, there's no firm. 804 00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:47,480 And without the firm, we are... We gonna be broke. 805 00:49:47,660 --> 00:49:50,591 I hate to suggest lying to a dog, but you're gonna 806 00:49:50,592 --> 00:49:53,787 have to convince him that the Roadrunner will be there. 807 00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:55,540 Paige, I was wrong. 808 00:49:55,740 --> 00:50:00,057 See what you can find out about Project Sisyphus and how it's connected to ACME. 809 00:50:00,140 --> 00:50:00,480 Great. 810 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:01,557 I'm already on it. 811 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,473 Okay. 812 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,240 Hi. 813 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:50,640 I was just wondering if a Dr. Laurie still lives here? 814 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,940 They listen, you know. 815 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,600 Would you like some tea, dearie? 816 00:52:05,860 --> 00:52:08,980 It was a very happy marriage. 817 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:13,983 He used to work long days, but would still come home and 818 00:52:13,984 --> 00:52:17,480 play the piano for me for hours, because he loved me. 819 00:52:17,481 --> 00:52:19,420 He knew how much I loved it. 820 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:23,500 We had 87 years together. 821 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:24,980 I am grateful. 822 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,377 Um, when did Dr. Laurie pass away, if you don't mind me asking? 823 00:52:28,460 --> 00:52:30,460 Oh, he's not dead. 824 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,320 He's missing. 825 00:52:32,660 --> 00:52:35,646 He went to work one day with our little 826 00:52:35,688 --> 00:52:39,180 bird, and I never saw either of them again. 827 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:44,720 They told me he ran off with his secretary, but I don't think so. 828 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,700 His secretary was a penguin. 829 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,689 What can you tell me about Project Sisyphus? 830 00:53:06,490 --> 00:53:07,323 What? 831 00:53:08,350 --> 00:53:09,250 Which day what? 832 00:53:10,550 --> 00:53:13,021 Oh, which day is the Roadrunner testifying? 833 00:53:13,670 --> 00:53:14,610 Any day now. 834 00:53:14,830 --> 00:53:19,006 Why, do you have any particular reason for wanting to catch up with him? 835 00:53:20,290 --> 00:53:22,231 Okay, well, I'll keep you posted. 836 00:53:29,570 --> 00:53:30,950 I need this Roadrunner. 837 00:53:31,790 --> 00:53:32,623 Absolutely. 838 00:53:33,090 --> 00:53:33,923 Why exactly? 839 00:53:34,870 --> 00:53:36,323 He's the only one that's seen every time 840 00:53:36,324 --> 00:53:38,564 this moron's used our products incorrectly. 841 00:53:38,650 --> 00:53:39,483 I had to bet. 842 00:53:39,910 --> 00:53:41,204 He's holding a grudge. 843 00:53:42,070 --> 00:53:43,567 Go out there and you burn with me. 844 00:53:43,650 --> 00:53:45,826 How hard could it be to catch a bird? 845 00:53:46,090 --> 00:53:46,923 Heh, heh, heh. 846 00:54:00,090 --> 00:54:01,090 I am sick. 847 00:54:01,230 --> 00:54:04,110 I will punch a baby bear in his... Give me lip. 848 00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:05,630 I'm gonna send you to the yard. 849 00:54:05,631 --> 00:54:06,290 Get a stick. 850 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:07,070 Make a switch. 851 00:54:07,250 --> 00:54:09,190 I can end the conversation real quick. 852 00:54:09,191 --> 00:54:10,290 I've been a liar. 853 00:54:10,610 --> 00:54:12,427 I can kick a lion in his crack. 854 00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:14,590 I'm the... I will fall off in your crib. 855 00:54:14,690 --> 00:54:15,290 Take a deep. 856 00:54:15,390 --> 00:54:18,224 Hit your... On the... Get your... My 857 00:54:54,850 --> 00:54:58,850 husband was the head inventor of animated products at Acme. 858 00:54:59,050 --> 00:55:01,285 He was so excited when he got the job. 859 00:55:01,430 --> 00:55:04,790 He wanted to make things that really helped cartoons. 860 00:55:05,350 --> 00:55:07,310 Like the anti-lump pump. 861 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,910 An eraser of stinky lines. 862 00:55:12,830 --> 00:55:15,530 Oh, and this anti-predator spray. 863 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:16,583 Hello? 864 00:55:18,350 --> 00:55:21,610 After a while, things changed. 865 00:55:22,150 --> 00:55:24,550 He didn't like what was going on. 866 00:55:24,810 --> 00:55:27,090 And then he disappeared. 867 00:55:27,530 --> 00:55:30,110 Recently, I've been getting phone calls. 868 00:55:30,390 --> 00:55:34,964 Sometimes they hang up, but sometimes... Me? 869 00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:36,810 What's up, doc? 870 00:55:37,470 --> 00:55:39,710 I don't know the man on the telephone. 871 00:55:39,910 --> 00:55:42,690 I don't know where my dear husband is. 872 00:55:43,030 --> 00:55:48,630 But I know Project Sisyphus is the reason he's gone. 873 00:55:49,830 --> 00:55:54,450 Project Roadkill in T-3... 874 00:55:55,070 --> 00:55:59,840 2... 1... Sir, this is the target looking at us. 875 00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:01,093 Meep, meep. 876 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,920 Did we catch him? 877 00:56:18,180 --> 00:56:19,013 So... 878 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:20,833 Obviously... 879 00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:22,920 We hit a speed bump. 880 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,160 Does it itch? 881 00:56:25,161 --> 00:56:25,994 Yes. 882 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:28,308 But I'm afraid to touch it. 883 00:56:37,980 --> 00:56:39,517 You eyes and ears out there. 884 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:40,120 What happened? 885 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,400 What did you see? 886 00:56:41,540 --> 00:56:42,960 Well, I taught Utah. 887 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:44,360 You taught Utah? 888 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:46,600 I don't pay you to tink Utah. 889 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,480 I pay you to talk. 890 00:56:47,620 --> 00:56:47,900 Utah! 891 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:48,760 Utah? 892 00:56:48,940 --> 00:56:49,560 Or you taught Utah? 893 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,097 Because you just said you taught Utah. 894 00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:51,620 I did. 895 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:52,533 I did talk. 896 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:53,600 What did you teach? 897 00:56:53,740 --> 00:56:54,799 What did you talk? 898 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,840 A breakdown on the eastern perimeter. 899 00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,660 Ultimately, that's where he ran off. 900 00:57:00,661 --> 00:57:04,460 That roadrunner is very, very fast, sir. 901 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:05,400 No! 902 00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:06,897 Step your game up, Bird. 903 00:57:06,980 --> 00:57:08,017 They're getting too close. 904 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:09,497 I don't just want him scared. 905 00:57:09,580 --> 00:57:10,639 I want him ruined. 906 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,080 I want him to stop digging around. 907 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,337 You know what happened to Dr. Lorry. 908 00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:18,197 You want the same thing to happen to your granny. 909 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:18,640 No! 910 00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:19,733 Please! 911 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:21,375 I'll get him tonight! 912 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,194 I... I... 913 00:57:27,430 --> 00:57:29,150 Hey, great job, big dog. 914 00:57:29,190 --> 00:57:29,930 Shut up, Patches! 915 00:57:29,950 --> 00:57:30,610 Absolutely, sir. 916 00:57:30,790 --> 00:57:32,261 Want to say another word? 917 00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:33,283 No! 918 00:57:34,490 --> 00:57:35,323 No! 919 00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:28,740 Doctor Lorry, will you listen to me? 920 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,397 I really need you tonight. 921 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:35,560 Uh, uh, uh... An detective will help me with today's search! 922 00:58:35,561 --> 00:58:38,851 Uh, uh... I wish I could say more, but 923 00:58:38,893 --> 00:58:42,837 Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 924 00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:47,000 That's evidence. 925 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,296 Okay, that's enough. 926 00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,056 Wiley, Wiley, Wiley. 927 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:51,993 Stop that. 928 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,420 Is there some kind of plan to this? 929 00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:06,873 There it is. 930 00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:08,013 Wait. 931 00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:09,840 I know this song. 932 00:59:10,060 --> 00:59:10,620 From where? 933 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:11,420 I don't know. 934 00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:14,300 It's like a TV show or an ad or... 935 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:15,833 Wait. 936 00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:19,796 Albuquerque's annual Carrot Festival. 937 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:20,520 Okay. 938 00:59:20,620 --> 00:59:21,820 What is that? 939 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,700 A festival of carrots in Albuquerque. 940 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,682 It happens every year, annually. 941 00:59:40,270 --> 00:59:41,103 Hello? 942 00:59:42,830 --> 00:59:43,730 Mystery caller? 943 00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:46,510 Mystery caller, who called me? 944 00:59:46,990 --> 00:59:48,847 Tell him we're from Avery Jones and Maltese. 945 00:59:48,930 --> 00:59:50,989 We're from Avery Jones and Maltese. 946 00:59:51,110 --> 00:59:53,110 You can show yourself at any time. 947 00:59:54,110 --> 00:59:57,030 So, uh, what is up, Doc? 948 00:59:57,930 --> 00:59:58,510 Who's there? 949 00:59:58,810 --> 01:00:00,281 I'll never tell you, Mac. 950 01:00:00,370 --> 01:00:02,967 I'm a creature of the night, a shadow that moves. 951 01:00:03,050 --> 01:00:04,991 You'll never figure out who I am. 952 01:00:06,050 --> 01:00:06,910 Oh, my. 953 01:00:07,130 --> 01:00:07,770 Oh, heavens. 954 01:00:07,890 --> 01:00:09,090 You've seen my face. 955 01:00:09,230 --> 01:00:10,147 Don't look at me. 956 01:00:10,230 --> 01:00:11,990 I'm too... beautiful. 957 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:13,870 Mystery caller? 958 01:00:14,190 --> 01:00:16,312 I tell you, the budget has been bumbling and 959 01:00:16,313 --> 01:00:18,610 stumbling your way through this case for weeks. 960 01:00:18,930 --> 01:00:21,027 You're lucky you have me on your side. 961 01:00:21,110 --> 01:00:22,247 Hey, you been followed? 962 01:00:22,330 --> 01:00:23,090 Got eyes on you? 963 01:00:23,150 --> 01:00:24,507 Caught by a red light camera? 964 01:00:24,590 --> 01:00:25,708 Spotted by a drone? 965 01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:27,690 Have you been... bugged? 966 01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:30,187 This is just getting embarrassing now. 967 01:00:30,270 --> 01:00:32,447 Look, I got, like, a million questions for you. 968 01:00:32,530 --> 01:00:33,687 Why didn't you call again? 969 01:00:33,770 --> 01:00:35,047 What happened to Dr. Laurie? 970 01:00:35,130 --> 01:00:37,367 And what can you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 971 01:00:37,450 --> 01:00:39,187 Enough with the questions, Counselor. 972 01:00:39,270 --> 01:00:41,250 This calls for a flashback. 973 01:00:42,190 --> 01:00:46,072 Dr. Laurie was the head inventor of acne cartoon products, you see. 974 01:00:46,590 --> 01:00:48,630 He built some amazing things. 975 01:00:50,090 --> 01:00:52,561 Essentials, like the quick change machine. 976 01:00:52,930 --> 01:00:57,010 One day, they sent an executive from corporate to oversee things. 977 01:00:57,011 --> 01:00:58,890 The guy was a real toy. 978 01:00:59,810 --> 01:01:03,310 Suddenly, there was a lot of secrets. 979 01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:07,190 They called it Project Sisyphus. 980 01:01:07,810 --> 01:01:11,970 Under the new management, the test became increasingly reckless. 981 01:01:14,710 --> 01:01:16,207 I'm not sure I understand. 982 01:01:16,290 --> 01:01:17,470 What was it all for? 983 01:01:17,750 --> 01:01:20,338 They weren't inventing products for cartoons. 984 01:01:20,870 --> 01:01:23,810 They were using cartoons to invent products. 985 01:01:24,930 --> 01:01:30,824 Dr. Laurie told them this was wrong, and that their tests were harmful to cartoons. 986 01:01:31,370 --> 01:01:33,870 He pleaded with them to put an end to it. 987 01:01:34,150 --> 01:01:38,150 But instead, they put an end to him. 988 01:01:39,490 --> 01:01:42,467 Everyone who worked on Project Sisyphus is either 989 01:01:42,468 --> 01:01:47,090 missing, were forced to work for acne, or quacked. 990 01:01:47,510 --> 01:01:49,147 And when did the program end? 991 01:01:49,230 --> 01:01:49,930 Don't you see? 992 01:01:50,130 --> 01:01:51,330 It never ended. 993 01:01:51,410 --> 01:01:52,410 It evolved. 994 01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:56,676 Instead of testing dangerous products in the 995 01:01:56,677 --> 01:01:59,330 lab, they let them out into the real world. 996 01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:00,283 Yes. 997 01:02:00,510 --> 01:02:03,710 Wiley's rocket skates, they were designed to backfire. 998 01:02:03,950 --> 01:02:04,987 Now you're getting it. 999 01:02:05,070 --> 01:02:08,798 The more something breaks, the more a cartoon gets hurt, 1000 01:02:08,799 --> 01:02:12,053 the more data to make better acne products for humans. 1001 01:02:12,570 --> 01:02:13,730 Exactly, exactly. 1002 01:02:14,590 --> 01:02:18,190 Wiley, you're what they call a high usage user. 1003 01:02:18,330 --> 01:02:23,050 They let you boom and splat and bang for years and years. 1004 01:02:23,630 --> 01:02:25,370 Knowing full well the toll. 1005 01:02:25,630 --> 01:02:27,387 Would you testify to this in court? 1006 01:02:27,470 --> 01:02:29,007 The world needs to hear this. 1007 01:02:29,090 --> 01:02:29,670 No, no, no. 1008 01:02:29,730 --> 01:02:32,487 You need someone on the inside to spill the beans. 1009 01:02:32,570 --> 01:02:34,890 Get the head of PR at Acme to testify. 1010 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:36,504 He's a master of spin. 1011 01:02:36,610 --> 01:02:38,810 His name is... Uh-oh. 1012 01:02:38,950 --> 01:02:39,870 That's my cue. 1013 01:02:55,940 --> 01:03:07,290 They didn't. 1014 01:03:07,291 --> 01:03:09,462 Hey, if anyone asks, tell them your informant 1015 01:03:09,504 --> 01:03:11,330 was a little hunter with a funny hat. 1016 01:03:11,331 --> 01:03:12,427 We're all counting on you. 1017 01:03:12,510 --> 01:03:13,343 Bye. 1018 01:03:28,950 --> 01:03:30,070 Yeah, that's great. 1019 01:03:30,190 --> 01:03:31,727 No one's going to get through that door. 1020 01:03:31,810 --> 01:03:33,670 Any added security is great. 1021 01:03:40,290 --> 01:03:43,172 Will you tell us your role at Acme for the record? 1022 01:03:48,290 --> 01:03:49,330 Okay, great. 1023 01:03:49,331 --> 01:03:51,507 If he says anything wrong, we'll get him out of here. 1024 01:03:51,590 --> 01:03:51,830 Done. 1025 01:03:52,010 --> 01:03:55,710 And what does your role as PR representative entail? 1026 01:03:55,890 --> 01:03:57,070 Well, Acme. 1027 01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:03,150 So you have authority to speak for Acme. 1028 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:10,850 What can you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 1029 01:04:14,550 --> 01:04:18,330 Mr. Devil, what is Project Sisyphus? 1030 01:04:18,331 --> 01:04:21,507 Project Sisyphus, may I remind you, you are under oath. 1031 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:26,993 Puddin'! 1032 01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:32,053 Objection? 1033 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,024 Counselors, approach the bench. 1034 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:41,920 This case is turning my courtroom into a circus. 1035 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,000 They just ejected my witness! 1036 01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:45,498 We don't know that. 1037 01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:47,820 Uh... The devil! 1038 01:04:50,820 --> 01:04:51,980 I couldn't agree more. 1039 01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:55,517 I'd like to file a motion to exclude all evidence submitted by the prosecution. 1040 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,160 Save the original pair of rocket skates. 1041 01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:58,240 All else is overreaching. 1042 01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:58,960 Motion granted. 1043 01:04:59,180 --> 01:05:00,360 Are you kidding? 1044 01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:01,320 Thank you, your honor. 1045 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,857 Now in response, I'd like to file a motion for dismissal due to lack of evidence. 1046 01:05:04,940 --> 01:05:05,840 Motion granted. 1047 01:05:05,980 --> 01:05:07,437 I'm tired of all this bunk. 1048 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,157 You're not allowed to say that. 1049 01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:11,299 That's the beauty of being a judge. 1050 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:12,929 I can say whatever I want. 1051 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:13,953 Mis-trial? 1052 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,340 There, I said it. 1053 01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:16,262 Case dismissed. 1054 01:05:17,020 --> 01:05:18,380 Case dismissed. 1055 01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,033 It 1056 01:05:31,030 --> 01:05:34,790 was a miscarriage of justice, but it was not a surprise. 1057 01:05:35,110 --> 01:05:38,678 The Acme Corporation has knowingly been putting dangerous 1058 01:05:38,679 --> 01:05:41,850 products into the hands of cartoons for decades. 1059 01:05:42,290 --> 01:05:44,837 Acme has gone to great lengths to cover up an 1060 01:05:44,838 --> 01:05:47,964 insidious plot that they call Project Sisyphus. 1061 01:05:48,290 --> 01:05:51,850 They have threatened the safety of myself and my client. 1062 01:05:52,070 --> 01:05:52,903 Look. 1063 01:05:53,110 --> 01:05:55,350 Bombs, boulders, pianos. 1064 01:05:55,370 --> 01:05:57,170 They will stop at nothing. 1065 01:05:57,990 --> 01:06:02,650 But myself and my associates, we will keep fighting. 1066 01:06:03,190 --> 01:06:05,098 I mean, these companies think they can do 1067 01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:07,370 whatever they want and get away with all of it. 1068 01:06:07,410 --> 01:06:08,430 Because they do. 1069 01:06:09,050 --> 01:06:10,150 We're sick of it. 1070 01:06:10,390 --> 01:06:11,770 And it stops now. 1071 01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:14,186 So we're getting ready to launch a... 1072 01:06:18,530 --> 01:06:20,350 Excuse me a moment. 1073 01:06:20,470 --> 01:06:20,770 Excuse me. 1074 01:06:20,790 --> 01:06:21,230 Excuse me. 1075 01:06:21,270 --> 01:06:21,630 Wiley! 1076 01:06:22,050 --> 01:06:25,350 More chaos in court today after the Acme trial was dismissed. 1077 01:06:25,351 --> 01:06:28,370 By the very fair and honorable Judge Tropo Grosso. 1078 01:06:28,550 --> 01:06:33,187 The plaintiffs made their objections known by wrestling a six-foot cartoon rocket. 1079 01:06:33,270 --> 01:06:34,103 It's all good. 1080 01:06:34,190 --> 01:06:35,366 Nothing to see here. 1081 01:06:37,970 --> 01:06:39,170 Is that your car? 1082 01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:56,180 Hey, Paige. 1083 01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:57,520 Have you seen? 1084 01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:58,440 What? 1085 01:06:58,600 --> 01:06:59,160 Your speech. 1086 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,600 It's the number one trending news item in the country right now. 1087 01:07:01,660 --> 01:07:02,601 It's everywhere. 1088 01:07:02,780 --> 01:07:03,300 What? 1089 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:04,774 Do you like my speech? 1090 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:08,500 Well, and the car exploding, I think is a part of it. 1091 01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:11,253 What? 1092 01:07:28,980 --> 01:07:29,813 Well... 1093 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:38,360 I I I get it. 1094 01:07:38,380 --> 01:07:39,213 I I I I I 1095 01:07:41,780 --> 01:07:43,309 Wait, where are you going? 1096 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:45,240 What? 1097 01:07:45,241 --> 01:07:46,780 Wiley, no, you can't go. 1098 01:07:47,060 --> 01:07:48,180 I need you in DC. 1099 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,117 I mean, this is the big showdown. 1100 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,157 If you don't show up, there's no hearing. 1101 01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,769 This whole thing will have been for nothing. 1102 01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,586 The Roadrunner will be there. 1103 01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:02,462 Yeah, of course, he'll be there. 1104 01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:03,939 Yeah, he's coming. 1105 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:05,760 I promise. 1106 01:08:05,761 --> 01:08:06,594 I promise. 1107 01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:07,980 It's over. 1108 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:08,873 Come on. 1109 01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:10,021 What do you say? 1110 01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:12,780 The whole world will be watching. 1111 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:14,718 And he'll be there. 1112 01:08:20,850 --> 01:08:21,683 All right. 1113 01:08:21,810 --> 01:08:22,250 Good. 1114 01:08:22,370 --> 01:08:22,790 Come on. 1115 01:08:22,791 --> 01:08:23,624 Let's go. 1116 01:08:44,260 --> 01:08:46,645 What initially seemed to be a case of routine 1117 01:08:46,646 --> 01:08:49,460 product malfunction has turned into a David vs. 1118 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,460 Goliath tale as old as time. 1119 01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:54,377 We'd like to wish our furry little friend good luck in DC. 1120 01:08:54,460 --> 01:08:55,677 We're rooting for you, Wiley. 1121 01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:56,980 And we always were. 1122 01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:58,953 Next time on Day One... 1123 01:09:07,170 --> 01:09:13,070 When a company is this successful, there's always someone looking to tear it down. 1124 01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:15,550 But our hands are clean. 1125 01:09:16,930 --> 01:09:18,567 Flight attendants prepare for landing. 1126 01:09:18,650 --> 01:09:22,238 Sorry about that initial wrong turn out of Albuquerque, folks. 1127 01:09:39,490 --> 01:09:40,610 No more warrants. 1128 01:09:40,690 --> 01:09:43,970 I don't care if you kidnap him, run him out of town, or throw him down a hole, No. 1129 01:09:44,150 --> 01:09:46,387 Wiley Coyote will not be at the hearing tomorrow. 1130 01:09:46,470 --> 01:09:47,303 Are we clear? 1131 01:09:48,070 --> 01:09:48,903 Yes, boss. 1132 01:09:49,030 --> 01:09:49,863 We'll clear. 1133 01:09:54,270 --> 01:09:55,410 Please be quiet. 1134 01:09:58,170 --> 01:10:00,010 Wiley, please be quiet. 1135 01:10:02,450 --> 01:10:07,156 Look, I promise you what I have to do is more important than what you have to do. 1136 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,324 There's been a change of plans. 1137 01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:26,761 He... he couldn't make it, right? 1138 01:10:38,010 --> 01:10:38,370 Fine. 1139 01:10:38,371 --> 01:10:40,589 You think I would drag the Roadrunner out here so 1140 01:10:40,590 --> 01:10:43,151 you could destroy me in front of the entire world? 1141 01:10:43,310 --> 01:10:44,828 Yeah, I know you just wanted him in that 1142 01:10:44,829 --> 01:10:46,550 courtroom so you could catch him and eat him. 1143 01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:48,536 Why would I help you do that? 1144 01:10:49,950 --> 01:10:51,510 Okay, yeah, I lied. 1145 01:10:51,770 --> 01:10:52,370 I lied. 1146 01:10:52,450 --> 01:10:54,327 I needed you to stay with this case. 1147 01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:55,090 But you know what? 1148 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:56,690 You lied to me. 1149 01:10:57,450 --> 01:10:57,810 Huh? 1150 01:10:57,811 --> 01:10:59,090 You misled me. 1151 01:10:59,610 --> 01:11:01,927 You made me think that this case was about something. 1152 01:11:02,010 --> 01:11:02,870 And it is. 1153 01:11:03,330 --> 01:11:05,587 You know, this is way bigger than the Roadrunner. 1154 01:11:05,670 --> 01:11:08,087 Did you not even process what the rabbit said? 1155 01:11:08,170 --> 01:11:10,590 You're a high-usage user. 1156 01:11:10,730 --> 01:11:12,027 I mean, look at all this stuff. 1157 01:11:12,110 --> 01:11:13,051 You're addicted. 1158 01:11:13,850 --> 01:11:19,230 Every explosion, every time you fell to the bottom of a canyon, Acme wanted that. 1159 01:11:19,590 --> 01:11:22,350 You know, I changed around my whole life for you. 1160 01:11:22,410 --> 01:11:23,810 My entire routine. 1161 01:11:24,110 --> 01:11:28,522 You're probably all gonna blow up in my face because you wanted a drumstick. 1162 01:11:29,610 --> 01:11:30,443 Oh, myself? 1163 01:11:30,810 --> 01:11:34,230 You have only cared about your plan this entire time. 1164 01:11:34,390 --> 01:11:35,410 Oh, the Roadrunner. 1165 01:11:35,411 --> 01:11:36,090 The Roadrunner. 1166 01:11:36,150 --> 01:11:37,974 I'm so sick of this Roadrunner. 1167 01:11:38,190 --> 01:11:40,190 You're never gonna catch him! 1168 01:11:43,630 --> 01:11:44,463 Okay? 1169 01:11:45,630 --> 01:11:47,970 You just... you really aren't. 1170 01:11:48,670 --> 01:11:49,810 Just stop trying. 1171 01:11:58,270 --> 01:11:58,790 Yeah? 1172 01:11:59,010 --> 01:11:59,810 Hey, Kev. 1173 01:11:59,910 --> 01:12:02,976 Look, I didn't want to have to tell you this right before the hearing, but, uh. 1174 01:12:03,036 --> 01:12:03,483 .. 1175 01:12:04,390 --> 01:12:06,861 We've spent every last cent on this trial. 1176 01:12:08,430 --> 01:12:09,347 We're out of money. 1177 01:12:09,430 --> 01:12:10,970 So, what does that mean? 1178 01:12:11,150 --> 01:12:13,614 It means, unless there's some kind of miracle, 1179 01:12:13,615 --> 01:12:16,124 there's not gonna be a firm to come back to. 1180 01:12:16,670 --> 01:12:20,210 I made you guys appointments to donate plasma next week. 1181 01:12:20,930 --> 01:12:21,763 I can't go. 1182 01:12:23,650 --> 01:12:25,607 I don't want to put this kind of pressure on you. 1183 01:12:25,690 --> 01:12:27,572 We just thought you should know. 1184 01:12:28,630 --> 01:12:29,463 Okay. 1185 01:15:58,980 --> 01:15:59,813 Uh, 1186 01:16:22,090 --> 01:16:23,208 what is the holdup? 1187 01:16:25,970 --> 01:16:27,205 He's in the bathroom. 1188 01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:42,596 Looks like you had a rough night, huh? 1189 01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:45,580 Oh, thanks for your believable concern. 1190 01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:46,540 Come on. 1191 01:16:46,660 --> 01:16:48,597 Do you really want to go out there? 1192 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:49,513 I mean... 1193 01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:51,299 All those cameras? 1194 01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:53,353 Pressure? 1195 01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:58,553 What is this? 1196 01:16:58,780 --> 01:17:00,537 It's everything you ever wanted. 1197 01:17:00,620 --> 01:17:02,267 Freedom from responsibility. 1198 01:17:03,740 --> 01:17:05,328 That's no strings attached. 1199 01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:06,660 That is under the table. 1200 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:07,260 That's for you. 1201 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:09,297 All I gotta do is walk out this door right now. 1202 01:17:09,380 --> 01:17:10,321 I mean, come on. 1203 01:17:10,900 --> 01:17:14,037 I really want to just keep doing the same thing over and over again. 1204 01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:16,040 Try, fail, try, fail. 1205 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:18,606 Expecting a different result. 1206 01:17:21,730 --> 01:17:23,770 I just realized that, uh... 1207 01:17:24,270 --> 01:17:24,490 Yeah. 1208 01:17:25,070 --> 01:17:25,903 I do. 1209 01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:33,760 You get the gist. 1210 01:17:45,490 --> 01:17:47,587 Oh my god, you look like a stuntman. 1211 01:17:47,670 --> 01:17:48,503 Is Wiley here? 1212 01:17:48,690 --> 01:17:49,547 He's not with you? 1213 01:17:49,630 --> 01:17:51,724 I haven't seen him since we were going 80 miles 1214 01:17:51,725 --> 01:17:54,304 an hour on the highway strapped to a refrigerator. 1215 01:17:54,490 --> 01:17:55,010 What the hell? 1216 01:17:55,170 --> 01:17:56,910 I thought you guys were in the hotel room next to me. 1217 01:17:56,970 --> 01:17:58,088 I feel so left out. 1218 01:17:58,290 --> 01:17:59,610 I really screwed up. 1219 01:18:00,350 --> 01:18:02,307 He knows the roadrunner's not coming. 1220 01:18:02,390 --> 01:18:03,430 He knows I lied. 1221 01:18:04,170 --> 01:18:05,003 Ugh. 1222 01:18:05,530 --> 01:18:06,363 I'm a jerk. 1223 01:18:06,670 --> 01:18:08,307 I should have been honest with him. 1224 01:18:08,390 --> 01:18:09,684 It just seemed easier. 1225 01:18:12,010 --> 01:18:12,810 Mr. Aveway. 1226 01:18:12,910 --> 01:18:13,750 Uh, thank you. 1227 01:18:13,751 --> 01:18:15,047 Thank you for joining us today. 1228 01:18:15,130 --> 01:18:20,370 We are here to determine whether or not Acme products are a danger to society. 1229 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:22,279 Uh, where was your client? 1230 01:18:23,810 --> 01:18:27,170 I'm, uh, not entirely sure, to be honest. 1231 01:18:27,890 --> 01:18:31,810 Senator Fudd, the fact that Mr. Coyote hasn't deemed it necessary to grace us 1232 01:18:31,811 --> 01:18:33,845 with his presence at the scheduled time should 1233 01:18:33,846 --> 01:18:36,344 tell you all you need to know about his character. 1234 01:18:36,430 --> 01:18:36,710 Hmm. 1235 01:18:36,990 --> 01:18:39,210 I think this does tell us a lot. 1236 01:18:39,770 --> 01:18:40,603 Look. 1237 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:43,730 My client has a long history with Acme. 1238 01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:48,410 He's been using their products for decades. 1239 01:18:48,870 --> 01:18:52,030 Why is that, if they're so... dangerous? 1240 01:18:52,750 --> 01:18:54,985 Well, he doesn't have a choice, really. 1241 01:18:55,750 --> 01:19:00,010 Acme has a monopoly over all the tools required for Mr. Coyote's work. 1242 01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:01,083 His work? 1243 01:19:01,270 --> 01:19:04,730 I have here that he's unemployed and living in a cave. 1244 01:19:07,650 --> 01:19:08,290 It's true. 1245 01:19:08,450 --> 01:19:08,830 It's true. 1246 01:19:09,010 --> 01:19:09,870 It's a fact. 1247 01:19:10,310 --> 01:19:11,970 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1248 01:19:11,971 --> 01:19:13,930 Pursuant to Sylvester V. 1249 01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:17,910 Gonzales, chase by predator is a legal occupation under the law. 1250 01:19:18,730 --> 01:19:22,030 He may not get a salary, but he works. 1251 01:19:22,490 --> 01:19:26,310 In fact, he's one of the most hardworking people I've ever met. 1252 01:19:27,010 --> 01:19:28,130 And he's brave. 1253 01:19:29,170 --> 01:19:33,590 He will walk out onto the tiniest rope over the largest canyon. 1254 01:19:33,830 --> 01:19:38,350 He'll straddle a rocket that he's glued handlebars to without batting an eye. 1255 01:19:38,530 --> 01:19:39,363 I mean... 1256 01:19:39,970 --> 01:19:40,803 Uh... 1257 01:19:42,210 --> 01:19:43,043 Sorry. 1258 01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:45,583 Look. 1259 01:19:47,030 --> 01:19:50,099 When Mr. Coyote first walked into my office, I 1260 01:19:50,100 --> 01:19:53,044 was the laziest person you could ever imagine. 1261 01:19:53,390 --> 01:19:54,970 I didn't want to work. 1262 01:19:55,130 --> 01:19:57,030 I didn't want to try anything. 1263 01:19:57,870 --> 01:20:01,270 Because deep down, I didn't want to fail. 1264 01:20:02,330 --> 01:20:03,977 But he's not afraid of that. 1265 01:20:04,810 --> 01:20:08,010 No matter what happens, he picks himself up. 1266 01:20:08,170 --> 01:20:11,950 He tries again and again and again and again. 1267 01:20:11,951 --> 01:20:15,050 He would never think of quitting. 1268 01:20:16,310 --> 01:20:20,190 He wakes up every morning with purpose and with hope. 1269 01:20:21,490 --> 01:20:24,255 And I think everyone should be inspired by that. 1270 01:20:27,410 --> 01:20:28,490 I know I am. 1271 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,206 You don't need signs anymore. 1272 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:50,029 Thank you for coming back. 1273 01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:56,380 Mr. Weghorn, thank you for taking the time from your busy schedule. 1274 01:20:56,660 --> 01:21:00,120 Now we've requested that Mr. Avery ask you a few questions. 1275 01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:04,720 I've been studying this guy in interviews. 1276 01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:06,000 He's a blowhard. 1277 01:21:06,060 --> 01:21:07,001 He's a huge ego. 1278 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:08,180 Here I am, son. 1279 01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:10,220 All right. 1280 01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:11,760 I can work with that. 1281 01:21:27,910 --> 01:21:34,770 Mr. Leghorn, are you aware of the ACME program known as Project Sisyphus? 1282 01:21:35,070 --> 01:21:37,770 I am familiar with the name. 1283 01:21:38,350 --> 01:21:38,990 Okay. 1284 01:21:39,130 --> 01:21:43,550 And how would you explain the type of program that it is to this committee? 1285 01:21:43,551 --> 01:21:46,022 Well, it's one of research and development. 1286 01:21:46,270 --> 01:21:46,810 Great. 1287 01:21:46,950 --> 01:21:51,347 So you're constantly innovating your cartoon product line to make it better? 1288 01:21:51,430 --> 01:21:52,263 Yes, son. 1289 01:21:52,370 --> 01:21:52,950 Okay. 1290 01:21:53,070 --> 01:21:54,007 That makes sense. 1291 01:21:54,090 --> 01:21:56,992 But if you're studying these products so closely, 1292 01:21:56,993 --> 01:21:59,070 why are they malfunctioning so frequently? 1293 01:21:59,410 --> 01:22:01,407 That sounds like something you might tinker with. 1294 01:22:01,490 --> 01:22:04,550 Well, son, business is complex. 1295 01:22:05,830 --> 01:22:06,430 Okay. 1296 01:22:06,530 --> 01:22:09,512 Now, does any of the information that you get from 1297 01:22:09,513 --> 01:22:12,210 Project Sisyphus go into developing the human line? 1298 01:22:12,211 --> 01:22:13,044 Sure. 1299 01:22:13,170 --> 01:22:13,610 Sure? 1300 01:22:13,790 --> 01:22:14,210 Okay. 1301 01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:15,090 So you admit it. 1302 01:22:15,110 --> 01:22:16,250 He just admitted it. 1303 01:22:16,290 --> 01:22:16,830 Did you hear that? 1304 01:22:16,950 --> 01:22:17,890 He admitted it. 1305 01:22:17,970 --> 01:22:21,015 You're intentionally giving dangerous products to cartoons, 1306 01:22:21,016 --> 01:22:23,912 willfully causing pain to millions in this process? 1307 01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:34,300 You think progress isn't worth a little pain? 1308 01:22:34,580 --> 01:22:36,060 A little discomfort? 1309 01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:38,060 It is, son. 1310 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:39,980 It always has been. 1311 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:44,860 Besides, nothing we've done today or any other day is illegal. 1312 01:22:45,180 --> 01:22:46,945 Isn't that right, Mr. Leghorn? 1313 01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:49,093 Absolutely. 1314 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:50,333 Absolutely. 1315 01:22:50,420 --> 01:22:52,364 The law is completely on our side here, and so 1316 01:22:52,365 --> 01:22:53,980 is the popular opinion of the silent majority. 1317 01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:56,100 Thank you, Mr. Crane. 1318 01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:56,900 Mr. Leghorn. 1319 01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:57,917 And another thing. 1320 01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,140 Take a seat, son. 1321 01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:01,800 I'm asking the questions here. 1322 01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:04,040 Take a seat, son. 1323 01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,271 There's nothing cuter than this prosecutor. 1324 01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:16,700 I am reminded of my days as a little rooster on the porch. 1325 01:23:16,701 --> 01:23:16,720 My home sweet home. 1326 01:23:16,721 --> 01:23:20,603 I'm on my way to a poultry farm, where I learned a valuable lesson. 1327 01:23:21,120 --> 01:23:23,660 Cartoons are resilient. 1328 01:23:25,140 --> 01:23:28,080 Hit us with a mallet, throw us off a cliff. 1329 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:29,480 We can take it. 1330 01:23:30,300 --> 01:23:36,040 Speaking as a cartoon, I think it could even be a little bit funny. 1331 01:23:36,180 --> 01:23:37,013 Am I right? 1332 01:23:44,590 --> 01:23:47,390 So what's a little pain for the great good? 1333 01:23:47,990 --> 01:23:50,330 Pain is a part of life. 1334 01:23:50,490 --> 01:23:50,930 And if there's is a little pain, it's a lot. 1335 01:23:50,931 --> 01:23:51,990 And it's valuable. 1336 01:23:52,330 --> 01:23:56,387 You like that comfortable rubber in those shoes there, don't you, son? 1337 01:23:56,470 --> 01:23:57,787 Well, that's duty-free. 1338 01:23:57,870 --> 01:24:04,070 We developed it by bouncing it one million times off the face of a cartoon. 1339 01:24:04,550 --> 01:24:08,770 Those tornado pills became jet propellers. 1340 01:24:08,870 --> 01:24:11,330 That high-speed tonic got us to the moon. 1341 01:24:11,850 --> 01:24:17,230 So yes, yes, our cartoon products sometimes do explode. 1342 01:24:18,050 --> 01:24:20,350 Sometimes they do backfire. 1343 01:24:21,610 --> 01:24:27,190 Sometimes they push the boundaries of gravity and science. 1344 01:24:27,610 --> 01:24:30,551 But do you all want to live in a world without new? 1345 01:24:30,710 --> 01:24:32,330 Without progress? 1346 01:24:33,190 --> 01:24:35,602 Now, what is it you always say, Mr. Crane? 1347 01:24:36,110 --> 01:24:39,650 Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. 1348 01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:42,728 Well, that's right! 1349 01:24:44,570 --> 01:24:47,147 And in this case, if that egg is something... 1350 01:24:47,230 --> 01:24:52,190 lowlife, cave-dwelling desert dog with no connections, no family, no friends... 1351 01:24:52,191 --> 01:24:53,870 I'm sorry, but so be it. 1352 01:24:53,950 --> 01:24:55,330 No harm, no foul. 1353 01:24:55,870 --> 01:24:58,950 That is not an accurate depiction of my client. 1354 01:24:59,030 --> 01:25:01,686 Well, I was under the impression that no one 1355 01:25:01,687 --> 01:25:04,530 would speak on his behalf apart from his lawyer. 1356 01:25:04,730 --> 01:25:07,664 Is there anyone in the whole wide world who 1357 01:25:07,665 --> 01:25:11,324 cares what happens to the coyote at all? 1358 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:51,380 Mr. Runner, we will be asking you a series of yes or no questions. 1359 01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:54,600 Two beeps for yes, one beep for no. 1360 01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:55,819 Do you understand? 1361 01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:57,233 Beep, beep. 1362 01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:03,620 Are you a bird? 1363 01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:04,713 Beep, beep. 1364 01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:06,620 Are you easy to catch? 1365 01:26:06,780 --> 01:26:07,613 Beep. 1366 01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:08,753 Okay, good. 1367 01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:14,240 Are you familiar with a Mr. Wiley coyote? 1368 01:26:14,260 --> 01:26:15,360 Beep, beep. 1369 01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:21,003 Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote using any acne 1370 01:26:21,004 --> 01:26:24,080 products while in your presence in the desert? 1371 01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:25,273 Beep, beep. 1372 01:26:30,060 --> 01:26:32,480 Have those products always failed? 1373 01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:33,593 Beep, beep. 1374 01:26:37,620 --> 01:26:42,380 Mr. Runner, have you been a witness to Mr. Coyote's pain and suffering? 1375 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:46,233 Beep, beep. 1376 01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:53,140 Yeah, me too. 1377 01:26:58,100 --> 01:27:00,320 Would you call him a friend? 1378 01:27:04,270 --> 01:27:05,103 Beep, beep. 1379 01:27:06,810 --> 01:27:08,398 Well, thank you Mr. Runner. 1380 01:27:08,510 --> 01:27:10,127 Thank you for coming here today. 1381 01:27:10,210 --> 01:27:13,210 Did you have something additional you'd like to say? 1382 01:27:13,670 --> 01:27:14,270 Beep, beep. 1383 01:27:14,550 --> 01:27:17,487 All right, the floor is yours to add to the record. 1384 01:27:17,570 --> 01:27:18,403 Beep, beep. 1385 01:27:18,610 --> 01:27:19,010 Beep, beep. 1386 01:27:19,090 --> 01:27:19,923 Beep, beep. 1387 01:27:20,030 --> 01:27:20,863 Beep, beep. 1388 01:27:22,470 --> 01:27:22,950 Bye. 1389 01:27:22,951 --> 01:27:29,550 Are you coming back? 1390 01:27:54,890 --> 01:28:00,030 Mr. Avery, I must admit, I am very, very moved. 1391 01:28:03,090 --> 01:28:06,775 However, you have offered no proof of ACME's culpability 1392 01:28:06,776 --> 01:28:10,467 other than the pain and suffering of this one singular coyote. 1393 01:28:10,550 --> 01:28:15,350 Therefore, as much as it pains me, you leave me no other choice. 1394 01:28:16,010 --> 01:28:19,610 All in agreement to dismiss this investigation, say aye. 1395 01:28:19,830 --> 01:28:20,663 Aye. 1396 01:28:29,660 --> 01:28:31,500 Try... or fail. 1397 01:28:33,780 --> 01:28:35,880 Well, no hard feelings, boys. 1398 01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:38,000 It's a tough world out there. 1399 01:28:38,140 --> 01:28:39,520 Better luck next time. 1400 01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:42,546 I think those are the birds you're looking for. 1401 01:28:45,420 --> 01:28:46,820 Go for it. 1402 01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:48,993 Don't 1403 01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:02,494 you laugh and I don't pay you to laugh! 1404 01:30:15,860 --> 01:30:17,520 Well, we tried. 1405 01:30:18,820 --> 01:30:19,820 We tried. 1406 01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:24,160 And thank you, uh, both, for pushing me. 1407 01:30:27,690 --> 01:30:28,523 Wait. 1408 01:30:29,010 --> 01:30:30,050 What's going on? 1409 01:30:36,380 --> 01:30:37,360 Hey, look! 1410 01:30:59,690 --> 01:31:01,010 What is this? 1411 01:31:01,510 --> 01:31:03,410 They all want to sue ACME. 1412 01:31:03,970 --> 01:31:08,110 Even after how poorly you did, they trust you. 1413 01:31:08,970 --> 01:31:10,770 Avery Jones and Maltese. 1414 01:31:11,110 --> 01:31:11,943 Hey! 1415 01:31:12,490 --> 01:31:14,790 Can you believe it? 1416 01:31:14,990 --> 01:31:15,510 Can't. 1417 01:31:15,511 --> 01:31:18,607 Oh, uh, something's in your office apparently that's very important. 1418 01:31:18,690 --> 01:31:19,650 Okay, we got it. 1419 01:31:26,470 --> 01:31:27,510 Hey, Counselor. 1420 01:31:27,511 --> 01:31:30,352 You put up a good fight at Congress, but nothing 1421 01:31:30,353 --> 01:31:33,310 says guilty better than some cold, hard evidence. 1422 01:31:33,850 --> 01:31:38,430 Here's a gift from yours truly from inside the doors at ACME. 1423 01:31:39,050 --> 01:31:39,883 What's this? 1424 01:31:40,390 --> 01:31:42,625 It's about five years' worth of cases. 1425 01:31:43,310 --> 01:31:45,722 It's like we got our work cut out for us. 1426 01:31:46,510 --> 01:31:49,807 Shocking new developments in the unfolding ACME case today. 1427 01:31:49,890 --> 01:31:54,930 Newly leaked footage from Project Sisyphus triggered a pre-dawn raid on company 1428 01:31:54,931 --> 01:31:59,650 headquarters that quickly led to the arrest of Buddy Crane, ACME's chief legal 1429 01:31:59,651 --> 01:32:05,664 counsel and CEO Foghorn Leghorn, for their participation in the alleged misconduct. 1430 01:32:05,870 --> 01:32:07,770 I'm a cage-free rooster! 1431 01:32:08,010 --> 01:32:11,659 Also at the scene, investigators rescued Dr. Peter Lorre, 1432 01:32:11,660 --> 01:32:14,990 an ACME scientist who went missing over 30 years ago. 1433 01:32:14,991 --> 01:32:17,453 His upcoming testimony regarding Project 1434 01:32:17,454 --> 01:32:21,224 Sisyphus promises to bring the truth to light. 1435 01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:33,600 Oh, dearie! 1436 01:32:51,610 --> 01:32:52,930 Don't be a stranger. 1437 01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:50,480 Well, 1438 01:34:08,090 --> 01:34:09,870 the sky's the limit. 1439 01:34:11,310 --> 01:34:12,070 Sky's the limit. 1440 01:34:12,071 --> 01:38:10,993 A little pause. 1441 01:39:02,093 --> 01:39:51,640 .. 1442 01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:53,461 and we are back.