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<i> ( music playing )</i>

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Carrie Fisher:
<i> Hello.</i>

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<i> We're here with a woman</i>
<i> who alleges</i>

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<i> to be my mother.</i>

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<i> I don't buy it</i>
<i> for a minute.</i>

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<i> But this is how</i>
<i> we'll find out.</i>

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Debbie Reynolds:
<i> I have proof.</i>

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Carrie:
<i> You have films.</i>

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Reynolds:
<i> I have films and I have</i>
<i> a certificate.</i>

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Carrie:
<i> You have the films</i>
<i> that I'm happy.</i>

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Reynolds:
<i> Oh, yes. Well, because</i>
<i> you doubted it for so long.</i>

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Carrie:
<i> You knew that I was</i>
<i> gonna doubt it later,</i>

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<i> so you filmed me</i>
<i> being happy.</i>

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Reynolds:
<i> No, I thought that</i>
<i> if you filmed children,</i>

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<i> and you had happy children</i>
<i> and then you filmed it--</i>

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-<i> ( Carrie laughs ) Exposure!</i>
- Reynolds:<i> Who knew when you</i>
<i> were going to grow up</i>

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<i> and say, "I'm very unhappy,"</i>
<i> and "That's a fake film,"</i>
<i> that I made it up.</i>

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Carrie:
<i> This is getting</i>
<i> so ugly so fast.</i>

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<i> ( Reynolds laughs )</i>

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<i> You have to try</i>
<i> to concentrate</i>

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<i> on the fact</i>
<i> that you did have,</i>
<i> sometimes, good times.</i>

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Carrie:
<i> I know that I did!</i>
<i> I had a very good time.</i>

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Reynolds:
<i> See how you yelled?</i>

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<i> At your mother?</i>

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Carrie:
<i> What about Todd?</i>

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<i> Do you like Todd</i>
<i> better than me?</i>

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<i> ( Reynolds sighs )</i>
<i> No. It's just that</i>
<i> you're different.</i>

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-<i> Every child</i>
is different, so--
- Carrie:<i> I don't buy this.</i>

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Reynolds:
<i> You never bought anything</i>
<i> that I said, so...</i>

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Carrie:
<i> Okay, what does he get</i>
<i> in the will and what do I get?</i>

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Reynolds:
<i> Oh, I'm not gonna</i>
<i> tell anybody that.</i>

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Carrie:
<i> If we lived together,</i>
<i> we would argue.</i>

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Reynolds:
<i> Yes.</i>

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<i> It's possible.</i>

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<i> ( music playing )</i>

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<i> ¶ Just in time ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ I found you</i>
<i> just in time ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Before you came,</i>
<i> my time ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Was running low ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Mm, I was lost ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ The losing dice</i>
<i> were tossed ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ My bridges</i>
<i> all were crossed ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Nowhere to go ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Now you're here ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ And now I know</i>
<i> just where I'm going ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ No more doubt or fear ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ I've found my way ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ But love came</i>
<i> just in time ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ You found me</i>
<i> just in time ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ And changed</i>
<i> my lonely life ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ That lovely day ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Yeah! ¶</i>

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<i> ( music continues )</i>

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Carrie:
<i> How long has it</i>
<i> been done for?</i>

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<i> I'm done for.</i>

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Ugh!

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Fucking criminy!

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I'm gonna go help
my mother pack.

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My mother is performing
a show in Connecticut.

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I tried to stop her,

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but that is like throwing
yourself in front of a...

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Oh, what are those called?

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<i> Not tiramisus.</i>

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Tsunami. See?
She's "Tsu-Mommy."

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And I threw myself
in front of Tsu-Mommy,
and it didn't work.

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<i>She loves doing it</i>
<i>when she's doing it,</i>

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but afterwards, she was
laying on the floor, so...

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But in a good, dignified,
movie star way.

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Mother and I live
next door to each other,

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separated
by one daunting hill.

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I usually come to her.

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I always come to her.

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<i> ( dog barking )</i>

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Mommy!
Mommy, I'm home!

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Reynolds:
<i> Hello!</i>

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Where--
look, you cannot
keep that phone.

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It's ridiculous.

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<i>That's from the early '90s,</i>
<i>when they first invented</i>
<i>cell phones.</i>

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- But I--
- That was
one of the originals.

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I don't want to buy
a new one.

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The old phone works fine.

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Just dandy.

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- It's horrible.
- Oh! There she is.

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- Look. Look at all the--
- Do you know how to do it?

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- Do you know how to do it?
- No. No one knows how to use
those anymore.

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Reynolds:
That is a beautiful puff.

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Thank you for
the beautiful soufflé.

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- I love it.
- Carrie:<i> Is it good?</i>

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Reynolds:
<i>¶ Delicioso! ¶</i>

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You want to sing
with me?

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Fisher Stevens:
<i> Debbie, what do you</i>
<i> wear in the show?</i>

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Carrie:
A very heavy
beaded dress.

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It is quite beautiful.

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It's beautiful,
but it weighs more
than she does.

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( laughs )
It does weigh--

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it does weigh
about 50 pounds.

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- But it's<i> so</i> beautiful.
- Worth it!

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Now, that's--
that's Elizabeth's.

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This belonged to...

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I bought that
at Elizabeth Taylor's
auction.

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- I won it.
- This is when--
during her muumuu phase.

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Yeah. Well,
it's pretty, really.

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Look.

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It has a drag queen
element.

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Oh, now, just do
what your mother says.
It makes life easier.

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As if.

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- Yeah.
- All right.

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You remember me?
I'm your mother.

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- I remember.
-<i> ¶ Tammy, Tammy... ¶</i>

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I keep you very close, so--
constant reminder.

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Carrie:
<i>Is this for the show?</i>

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Reynolds:
<i> I forgot I had it.</i>

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That's what's good
about losing your memory

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is there's so many
surprises in the world.

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I have found
some things work.

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Not enough.

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There's never
enough Listerine.

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I'm gonna go fill it.
I'm just gonna go fill it.

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Remember, we had a relative
that drank Listerine...

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- She was an alcoholic.
- ...and 18 bottles
of vanilla.

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- Okay.
- That's it. That's all.

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Okay, look.

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Turn around this way
because your rear end

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is to the camera.

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Oh, my God.

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I don't like not knowing
what's happening.

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- I worry a little.
- Reynolds:<i> That's very sweet.</i>

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I worry what
the show costs you.

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That's all.
I know you like to do it.

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I have caught up
with a few people in age.

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Whoa!

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<i>But they're in bed</i>
<i>and you're doing a show.</i>

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<i> Like George Burns says,</i>

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I'm gonna stay on stage
until I drop dead.

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And then I'm gonna
have myself stuffed,

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like Trigger,

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and then I'll put me
in a museum.

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-<i> That's nice.</i>
- Do you like that?

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Or we could just leave
this house...

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Carrie:
<i> I totally understand</i>
<i> why she's doing it,</i>

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<i> and it makes me nervous.</i>

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<i> She'll forget she's not 35.</i>

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You know, it doesn't
make sense to her

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that her body
isn't cooperating.

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<i> And she just thinks</i>
<i> if she ignores it,</i>

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<i> it'll go away.</i>

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Everything in me
demands that my mother be
as she always was,

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even if that way
is irritating.

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She just can't change.

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That's the rule.

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And she's fucking with me.

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<i> Age is--</i>

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<i> it's horrible</i>
<i> for all of us,</i>

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but she falls
from a greater height.

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- ¶ Good morning ¶
- ¶ Good morning ¶

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¶ We've talked
the whole night through ¶

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- ¶ Good morning ¶
- ¶ Good morning to you ¶

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<i> ¶ Good morning,</i>
<i> good morning ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ It's great</i>
<i> to stay up late ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Good morning,</i>
<i> good morning ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ To you ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ When the band</i>
<i> began to play ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ The stars</i>
<i> were shining bright ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Now the milkman's</i>
<i> on his way ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ It's too late</i>
<i> to say good night ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ So, good morning,</i>
<i> good morning ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Sunbeams</i>
<i> will soon smile through ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Good morning,</i>
<i> good morning ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ To you, and you,</i>
<i> and you, and you ¶</i>

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¶ Good morning,
good morning ¶

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¶ We've gabbed
the whole night through ¶

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¶ Good morning,
good morning to you ¶

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¶ Nothing could be grander
than to be in Louisiana... ¶

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Man:<i> Debbie's light</i>
<i> goes to the ears.</i>

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-<i> Yes or no?</i>
- Man

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Man:<i> Okay.</i>
<i> You know, all this stuff</i>

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<i> is, like, blocked</i>
<i> in your template.</i>

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( indistinct chatter )

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<i> ( crew chattering )</i>

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And I think I only
got nervous once

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when I performed
for the Queen of England.

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I went over with Bob Hope
to do a show,

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and I did get
a little nervous there.

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The crown, the jewels
kind of threw me a little bit.

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But as a rule, I don't--
I don't get nervous.

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I just have a good time.

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<i> I've been doing this</i>
<i> my whole life.</i>

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<i> You know, I started</i>
<i> performing when I was 16.</i>

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Stevens:
<i> Will you know your set</i>
<i> already and everything?</i>

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Reynolds:
<i> Oh, yes, I'm all set.</i>

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I carry my script
in my beat-up folder.

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You can see how beat up.

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And all the edges
are all worn out.

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<i> And if you can make</i>
<i> people smile a little,</i>
<i> laugh a little,</i>

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<i> just enjoy themselves</i>
<i> for a moment...</i>

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It's not "Macbeth,"
you know.

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How are you tonight?

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You're such a nice,
attractive audience.

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Now, you don't mind
if I come out, do you?

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See, I like
to visit with you.

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Otherwise,
I'm stuck up there.

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I've seen my act.
Good evening.

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Reynolds:
<i> I used to go out</i>
<i> in the audience.</i>

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<i> I used to do that.</i>

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<i> I used to wear</i>
<i> a girdle, too,</i>

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<i> and I don't do that</i>
<i> anymore.</i>

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<i> ( laughing )</i>

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So, it's like
the old days,
in a way,

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but I'm like
the old days, so...

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( laughs )

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Can you do me a favor
while you're down there?

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Yeah?

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- You see that toe?
- Uh-huh.

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That has to come around.

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That...

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See that?
It has to go to the--

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- Underneath?
- Yeah.

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00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,006
( laughs )
Thank you.

219
00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,724
I'm pulling
your leg, huh?

220
00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,715
I have to do it.
Thank you. Thank you.

221
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,938
Okay, Kevin is gonna do,
like, an introductory thing.

222
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,349
Five minutes, yeah.

223
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,317
Yeah.
So, when do you
want him to start?

224
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,689
When?

225
00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,895
But David's already
asked me this.

226
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,775
Oh, he did?
He didn't tell him, though.

227
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,533
- Now.
- Now.

228
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,115
Go!

229
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,910
- ( band playing )
-<i> ( cheering and applause )</i>

230
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,495
Oh!

231
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,120
<i> ( cheering and applause</i>
<i> continue )</i>

232
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,759
I look around
and I see all you nice men.

233
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,510
You're very sweet.
I'm sure you're nice.

234
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,341
It's just that if there's
a nice guy around,

235
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:22,348
- I'm not gonna find him.
- ( laughter )

236
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,641
-<i> You remember Eddie Fisher?</i>
- Crowd: Yes.

237
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,484
Carrie told me,
"Mommy, doesn't--

238
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,941
doesn't it start to look like
Eddie's the good one?"

239
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,482
( laughter )

240
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,936
<i>After Eddie,</i>
<i>I married again.</i>

241
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,856
He was very rich, too.
That was helpful.

242
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,156
I thought
that was very nice.

243
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,580
<i> But then I found out,</i>
<i> after we were married,</i>

244
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:47,039
he was a gamble-oholic,
and he lost all of his money.

245
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,712
<i> I should have married</i>
<i> Burt Reynolds.</i>

246
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,461
I wouldn't have to change
my last name.

247
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,504
<i> ( laughter )</i>

248
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,758
And we could share wigs.

249
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,880
- ( rim shot )
-<i> ( cheering )</i>

250
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:03,298
<i> So, I thought,</i>
<i> I'll bring along</i>

251
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,888
some of my first movies.

252
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,984
<i> We had a lot of fun</i>
<i> in those days.</i>

253
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,439
¶ "Babba dabba dabba dabba,"
said the chimpee to the monk ¶

254
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,900
¶ "Babba dabba
dabba dabba dabba,"
said the monkey to the chimp ¶

255
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,612
¶ All night long
they'd chatter away ¶

256
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,322
¶ All day long
they were happy and gay ¶

257
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:21,572
¶ Swinging and singing
in a honky-tonky way... ¶

258
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:24,526
Now, this is
my one little hit.

259
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,328
It's called "Tammy."

260
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,331
Here we go.

261
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:33,668
¶ I hear the cotton-- ¶

262
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,552
Start over again.

263
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,339
Maybe something
will come out.

264
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,132
<i> ( laughter )</i>

265
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:43,387
¶ I hear the cottonwoods ¶

266
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,680
¶ Whisperin' above ¶

267
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:50,555
<i> ¶ Tammy, Tammy ¶</i>

268
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:54,404
<i> ¶ Tammy's in love ¶</i>

269
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:59,531
¶ Tammy's in... ¶

270
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:03,411
¶ Love. ¶

271
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,410
<i> ( cheering and applause )</i>

272
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,877
-<i> ( music playing )</i>
-<i> ( cheering continues )</i>

273
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:28,223
People were loving it.
That was so awesome.

274
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,766
Okay, we're going
this way, though.

275
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,442
Great.

276
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,278
Good.

277
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,901
Okay.

278
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,358
And...

279
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,117
one more.

280
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,239
- ( groans )
- Okay.

281
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,405
- Boom!
-<i> ( clapping )</i>

282
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,834
- Man:<i> Debbie,</i>
<i> that was amazing!</i>
- It wasn't easy.

283
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,373
Man
<i> Debbie, that was...</i>

284
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,246
Carrie:
<i> It is very frustrating</i>
<i> for her,</i>

285
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,843
<i> because inside,</i>
<i> my mom is the same person.</i>

286
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,420
- Thank you.
- Thank you for having me.

287
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,875
Carrie:
<i> And she doesn't</i>
<i> want to retire.</i>

288
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,545
<i> She does not</i>
<i> want to retire.</i>

289
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,973
You were great.

290
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,431
<i> ¶ Wah-oh! ¶</i>

291
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,391
¶ Why do I feel
like a feather? ¶

292
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,932
¶ Why do I sing
in a crowd? ¶

293
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:16,058
¶ Why, when it's clear,
lovely weather ¶

294
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,606
¶ Why is my head
in a cloud? ¶

295
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,020
¶ It's that... ¶

296
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,068
Carrie:
<i> Performing gives her life.</i>

297
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:27,993
<i> It feeds her in a way</i>
<i> that family cannot.</i>

298
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,834
That's why I think it--
we've always been frustrating.

299
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,621
Because... it's not--

300
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,287
people aren't cooperative,
audiences are.

301
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,586
When you're her,
they are.

302
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,090
-<i> ( applause )</i>
- ¶ Where are you? ¶
Whoo-hoo!

303
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,093
Where are you?
Come here. Come on.

304
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:48,425
Come on.
Junie, don't you
want to see the kid?

305
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,051
Come on, sing it
for your old mother.

306
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,226
Besides,
I have to retire soon.

307
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:58,559
Carrie:<i> I had been</i>
<i> singing in my mother's act</i>
<i> since I was about 13.</i>

308
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,147
Would you sing
my favorite for me?

309
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,771
It's for Junie
and Jerry.

310
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,528
- Don't say no.
- ( band playing )

311
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,740
Just sing right out.

312
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,030
Whoo!

313
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,414
Carrie:
<i> My mother wanted</i>
<i> to be able to groom me</i>

314
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,163
<i> for show business.</i>

315
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:21,383
¶ When you're weary ¶

316
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:25,381
¶ Feeling small ¶

317
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,545
¶ When tears are in ¶

318
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:32,055
¶ Your eyes ¶

319
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:36,928
¶ I will dry them all... ¶

320
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:40,808
Carrie:
<i> The biggest thing I did</i>
<i> that broke my mother's heart</i>

321
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,067
<i> was not do</i>
<i> a nightclub act.</i>

322
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:47,449
¶ Oh, when times
get rough... ¶

323
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:51,279
Carrie:<i> My mother would say,</i>
<i> "Do drugs. Do whatever</i>
<i> you need to do.</i>

324
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,906
<i> But why don't you sing?"</i>

325
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,453
¶ Like a bridge... ¶

326
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,457
Carrie:
<i> That was my big rebellion.</i>

327
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,039
¶ Over troubled water ¶

328
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:03,674
¶ I will lay me down ¶

329
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,423
¶ Like a bridge over... ¶

330
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,966
Reynolds:
<i> Carrie's daddy, Eddie,</i>
<i> had a great voice, you know.</i>

331
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,261
<i> Really beautiful voice.</i>

332
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,555
I guess she doesn't want
to be Eddie and she doesn't
want to be Debbie.

333
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,020
She wants to be Carrie,
so she'll do it her way.

334
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:24,652
¶ I'm gonna ease
your mind ¶

335
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:33,953
¶ I will ease your mind! ¶

336
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,825
<i> ( applause )</i>

337
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,962
I love that voice.

338
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,209
Isn't that a great voice?

339
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,252
I wish I had it.

340
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,587
<i> ( applause continues )</i>

341
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,842
Take a bow,
take a bow,
take a bow.

342
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,644
Man:
<i> Bravo! Bravo!</i>

343
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,719
<i> Bravo!</i>

344
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,644
That's not bad
for a 15-year-old, is it?

345
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,102
<i> ( music playing )</i>

346
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,871
Carrie:
<i> So, this is the compound.</i>

347
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:23,213
<i> It was built</i>
<i> by Robert Armstrong,</i>
<i> who was in "King Kong,"</i>

348
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,961
<i> who said, "'Twas beauty</i>
<i> killed the beast."</i>

349
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,795
<i> I've lived in this for--</i>
<i> let me see--</i>

350
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,671
<i> 20 years.</i>

351
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,758
<i> This is the lobby.</i>

352
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,393
This is where
early mornings are spent

353
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,351
with people
who drink coffee.

354
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,771
And there's
a hummingbird nest.

355
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,311
Look how teeny.

356
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,105
<i> This is the bathroom.</i>

357
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:49,479
It has, as a lot
of bathrooms should,

358
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,277
a player piano in it.

359
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,241
This is Bette Davis
when she lived here.

360
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,122
This is my suitcase,
Robert.

361
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,080
Oh.

362
00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,789
Ugly children portraiture.

363
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,620
They did this thing
in the last century

364
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:07,746
<i> where they dressed boys</i>
<i> in girls' clothing.</i>

365
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,956
<i> He looks like Ross Perot</i>
<i> in red.</i>

366
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:15,257
<i> Shia LaBeouf as a Dutch</i>
<i> underage prostitute.</i>

367
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,053
<i> And Richard Dreyfuss</i>

368
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,676
<i> as a young girl</i>
<i> wielding a rose.</i>

369
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,684
<i> Richard likes that.</i>

370
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:26,096
<i> Now, this just happens to be</i>
<i> probably an unhappy woman</i>

371
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:29,147
<i> that looks like</i>
<i> Kevin Spacey.</i>

372
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,612
They sold this
on the Internet

373
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:34,403
as a Princess Leia
sex doll.

374
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,241
Maybe this.

375
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,911
There's no way
of accounting for it.

376
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,707
<i> My daughter, Billie.</i>

377
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,581
<i> My brother and myself.</i>

378
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,208
<i> And Billie.</i>

379
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,995
<i> And my mother</i>
<i> and Judy Garland.</i>

380
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,168
And my friend, Charlie,
at the dentist

381
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:57,427
with his mouth
widely displayed.

382
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,683
<i> My house-- I love it.</i>

383
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,814
<i> It's like</i>
<i> scavenger hunting.</i>

384
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,693
<i> And my mother--</i>

385
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,439
there's part of it
she kind of tolerates.

386
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:13,322
"Well, this is just
Carrie's thing."

387
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:17,491
<i> This is the opposite</i>
<i> of the house that</i>
<i> I grew up in.</i>

388
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,622
<i> ( projector whirring )</i>

389
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,116
<i> The house we lived in</i>
<i> was very grand</i>

390
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,293
<i> when I was growing up.</i>

391
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,422
<i> It was marble and glass.</i>

392
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,250
<i> Cold.</i>

393
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:34,916
<i> And there was just</i>
<i> too much air in it.</i>

394
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:38,586
<i> Family-wise, we didn't</i>
<i> grow up with each other,</i>

395
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,096
<i> we grew up</i>
<i> around each other.</i>

396
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,929
<i> You know, like trees.</i>

397
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,099
<i> My mother,</i>
<i> she worked a lot.</i>

398
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:51,356
<i> And then Harry,</i>
<i> her husband at the time,</i>

399
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:55,149
<i> he was the original</i>
<i> fancy-man, rich guy.</i>

400
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,777
<i> It was a prototype life.</i>

401
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,993
<i> We were getting ready</i>
<i> for a photoshoot</i>

402
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,624
<i> all the time.</i>

403
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,370
<i> And that's what</i>
<i> Todd and I shared.</i>

404
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:11,455
<i> Todd and I had</i>
<i> a shared history</i>
<i> of weirdness.</i>

405
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,722
<i> ( dog barking )</i>

406
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,520
Yes?

407
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,564
Who is it?

408
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,358
- Come in.
- Hi! I just wanted to say hi.

409
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,691
She brought her chicken in.
Speaking of science fiction.

410
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,027
- Hello.
- We've never met.

411
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,663
And this is Nugget.

412
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,239
He travels everywhere
with her.

413
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,615
He goes everywhere with me
'cause he's my emotional
wellness chicken.

414
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,124
And he's just--

415
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,615
We're gonna get him
a service tag

416
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,957
so he can be
a service chicken.

417
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,921
I have to drive
everywhere currently...

418
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,422
- With a harness.
- ...because they won't
let chickens fly.

419
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,384
- ( clucking )
- What? Yeah.

420
00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,974
- He's my boy.
- That's right.

421
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,179
Sorry.
I didn't mean
to interrupt you.

422
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,299
No, I was just telling
the poster story.

423
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,926
In fact, I was telling her
the only reason why we
bought this house

424
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,723
was so I could hang
my posters somewhere.

425
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,233
So, I decided I would
tell a story on this wall.

426
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,400
My mother made this movie
called "Singin' in the Rain,"
down there,

427
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,150
and that's an original
"Singin' in the Rain" poster.

428
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,152
Then she went on to do
"Tammy and the Bachelor,"

429
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,284
where she sings
the song "Tammy."

430
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:24,201
Then she makes a movie
with Frank Sinatra called
"The Tender Trap."

431
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:26,412
And in this--
while she's making
this movie,

432
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,332
Frank Sinatra says,
"Now, Debbie, whatever you do,

433
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:32,252
do not marry a singer,
whatever you do."

434
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:37,041
So, she goes right out
and marries the singer,
my dad, Eddie Fisher.

435
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,378
<i> Then my dad ran off</i>
<i> with Elizabeth Taylor</i>

436
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:42,804
<i> and became a producer</i>
<i> on "Cleopatra."</i>

437
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,474
Then my dad goes on
and marries Liz,

438
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,853
and of course
they make the movie
"BUtterfield 8."

439
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,180
So, that's the story
of my life

440
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,766
in a certain amount
of posters.

441
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,232
Hickland:
<i> Do you know</i>
<i> what's funny, is Debbie,</i>

442
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,312
<i> when she first</i>
<i> came in here, she went,</i>

443
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,977
- "How can you allow this?"
- Right, too many Debbie
posters.

444
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,647
"To many Debbie posters.
Where's your stuff?"
She's just so awesome.

445
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,316
And I was like,
where else am I gonna
put your stuff?

446
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,914
Or what else
are we gonna do with it?

447
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,619
Sooner or later,
it's got to get up
on the wall.

448
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,909
Now, when I was younger,
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
came out

449
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,914
and I was very influenced
by how amazing that movie was.

450
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,997
<i> And then,</i>
<i> all of a sudden,</i>
<i> you know,</i>

451
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,543
<i> Carrie does</i>
<i> this little picture</i>
<i> called "Star Wars"</i>

452
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:18,706
she thought was gonna
be a B-movie.

453
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:21,375
I went to the screening
with her over at Fox,

454
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,424
and she was hiding
in the back with me

455
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:26,088
<i> 'cause she thought</i>
<i> it was gonna be</i>
<i> a cheesy film.</i>

456
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,257
<i> ( R2-D2 beeping )</i>

457
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:30,346
( beeping continues )

458
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:34,266
<i> ( music playing )</i>

459
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,076
Carrie:
<i> We are at a lap dance.</i>

460
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,040
Come on,
do it a little more.

461
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:55,161
- In the front,
the whole thing.
-<i> ( dog barks )</i>

462
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,668
Carrie:
<i> A celebrity lap dance,</i>

463
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,840
<i> which is where celebrities</i>
<i> of all shapes and ages</i>

464
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,920
<i> sign autographs</i>
<i> for cash prizes.</i>

465
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,757
<i> It's sort of like</i>
<i> going to a strip club,</i>

466
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:12,814
<i> except they don't stuff cash</i>
<i> in your underwear.</i>

467
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,640
<i> But that's kind of it.</i>

468
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:18,016
Woman:
It's Carrie Fisher,
everybody!

469
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,984
- ( cheering )
-<i> ( woman
<i> Carrie! Carrie!</i>

470
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,444
Hi there.
How are you doing?

471
00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,448
- Good to meet you.
- That is great.

472
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,870
( laughs )
We'll get a photo later.

473
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,029
- It's a pleasure to...
"meat" you.
- Meet me.

474
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,498
- All right, thank you!
- Thank you so much.

475
00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:38,039
Well, she's always been
my favorite on "Star Wars"
since I was a little kid.

476
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:41,044
I had a crush on her
since I was, like,
eight years old.

477
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,087
<i> So, I'd just like</i>
<i> to see her, you know?</i>

478
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:45,461
( gasps )
That's awesome!

479
00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:48,428
That doesn't really look
like me in a way.

480
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,219
- Show me where.
- Right up here.

481
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,473
There?
How we go...

482
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,604
- Where do you want it?
- Right here.

483
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,060
- Nice and big.
- Yes, sir.

484
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:59,401
¶ And that's
my big old signature. ¶

485
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,268
There you go.
Thank you.

486
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:04,726
-<i> I really like</i>
your overall look.
- Thank you.

487
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,607
<i>That goes</i>
<i>without saying.</i>

488
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:09,074
Thank you.
I like your outfit on you.

489
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,735
- Thank you.
- No bra, though.

490
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,083
( laughs )
I'll remember that
next time.

491
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,699
-<i> Hey there.</i>
- Hello.

492
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,156
Abe Gurko:
<i> So, this is</i>
<i> one of these things</i>

493
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:20,116
<i> that we go to</i>
<i> at least once a month.</i>

494
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,958
<i> They're kind of</i>
<i> a mini Comic-Con.</i>

495
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:26,424
Carrie resisted
these lap dances for years,

496
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,795
<i> but it's amazing!</i>

497
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:33,684
You see these thousands
of people that are
behind me here?

498
00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:36,853
Okay, so, they line up
at 9:00 in the morning,

499
00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:39,193
<i> they'll stay here</i>
<i> until 9:00 at night</i>

500
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:42,648
just to have two seconds
with Carrie.

501
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,900
Yeah, actually,
Liz and Matt, please.

502
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,532
- Carrie:<i> Liz and Matt.</i>
- Yes.

503
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:48,569
-<i> Pleasure to meet you.</i>
- Nice to meet you.

504
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:51,323
- Don't cry. Don't cry.
- Stop it, stop it.

505
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:55,950
- Liz:<i> It was--</i>
- Matt:<i> It probably</i>
<i> won't sink in for a while.</i>

506
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,695
She's, like, my idol.

507
00:24:57,747 --> 00:24:59,207
- Interviewer:<i> Is she?</i>
- Yeah.

508
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:01,038
<i>How come?</i>

509
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:04,503
She just epitomizes
a strong woman

510
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:07,455
who speaks her mind,

511
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,876
doesn't care what
anybody else thinks.

512
00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:11,926
And I wish I was
more like that.

513
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,759
<i> ( music playing )</i>

514
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:31,990
Photographer:
<i> All right, here we go!</i>

515
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,161
Man:
<i> Let's go!</i>

516
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,990
There you go.

517
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,446
<i> ( camera clicking )</i>

518
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,000
Carrie:
<i> Here we go!</i>

519
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,551
<i> ( crowd chatter )</i>

520
00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,518
They love...

521
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,191
Gurko:
<i>They love you.</i>

522
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:08,570
Yes. They love her,
and I'm her custodian,

523
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:10,279
and I'm as close
as you're gonna get.

524
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:11,359
( laughs )

525
00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:13,654
<i>She's me and I'm her.</i>

526
00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:16,368
I mean, they talk to me
like I'm Princess Leia

527
00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:19,289
who happens to have had
all these, you know,

528
00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,998
difficult experiences
to go through,

529
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,958
and that's like me
fighting for the Force.

530
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,210
( laughs )

531
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,422
It's nice.
They're nice.

532
00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:32,047
Oh, something's unplugged.
I can see it.

533
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:35,551
K.I.T.T.:
<i> I thought this case</i>
<i> was top priority.</i>

534
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,104
( engine revs )

535
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:39,559
<i> ( K.I.T.T. speaking )</i>

536
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,638
I was on three episodes
of this show

537
00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:44,694
where I played
a very pivotal character
for the lead character,

538
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:48,519
and so I've been to a lot
of "Knight Rider" conventions.

539
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:52,026
And when I went there,
I realized how much
I loved this car,

540
00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:54,489
<i> and I said,</i>
<i> "I got to have it."</i>

541
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,860
I think it's important
that you, you know,

542
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:58,697
marry inside
the entertainment race.

543
00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,373
( laughs )

544
00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:02,291
And, you know,
that's an important thing

545
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:04,830
because people
don't get it.

546
00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:07,124
I think you could--
my family, in particular,

547
00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:08,918
could overwhelm
most people.

548
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,921
<i> ( camera clicks )</i>

549
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,263
Todd:
<i> It wasn't just my mother</i>
<i> that was super famous.</i>

550
00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:16,299
<i> People forget my dad</i>
<i> was a world-class singer.</i>

551
00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,431
<i> He had more consecutive hits</i>
<i> than the Beatles</i>

552
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,263
<i> and Elvis Presley combined.</i>

553
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:25,768
<i> At one time, he had 65,000</i>
<i> separate fan clubs.</i>

554
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:26,771
<i> ( applause )</i>

555
00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:30,652
( orchestra playing )

556
00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:35,691
¶ My eyes sing to you ¶

557
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:37,568
¶ My... ¶

558
00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:39,485
Todd:
<i> He had an exclusive contract</i>
<i> with Coca Cola.</i>

559
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,333
<i> He was the "Coke Kid."</i>

560
00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:43,039
...T.V.'s even more fun

561
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:45,199
with a bottle of Coke
in hand.

562
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:48,537
They gave him a percentage
of the Pasadena bottling
company proceeds.

563
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,334
I mean, he had it made
for life.

564
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:52,538
All he had to do
was behave a little bit.

565
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:56,418
Betty Johnson:
<i> ¶ I want Eddie Fisher ¶</i>

566
00:27:56,467 --> 00:28:00,387
<i> ¶ For Christmas... ¶</i>

567
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:03,639
Todd:
<i> My dad and mom, they were</i>
<i> cute as hell together,</i>

568
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,772
<i> and they had</i>
<i> the cutest little kids</i>
<i> together,</i>

569
00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:08,850
<i> and they were</i>
<i> the couple of America.</i>

570
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,106
<i> Obviously, the studio</i>
<i> loved that setup.</i>

571
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,688
<i> You know, you put</i>
<i> the two of them together,</i>

572
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:14,533
<i> it's one heck</i>
<i> of a marketing tool.</i>

573
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,565
<i> I think my mother</i>
<i> really was in love</i>
<i> with my father</i>

574
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,315
<i> in a naive,</i>
<i> young person way.</i>

575
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:23,778
<i> First love.</i>

576
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:26,578
<i> And I think that was</i>
<i> the last time</i>

577
00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,542
<i> that she ever</i>
<i> really experienced that.</i>

578
00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:33,962
<i> ¶ Wouldn't it be heaven</i>
<i> to find... ¶</i>

579
00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:35,674
- There.
- She's here?

580
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,014
Yeah, outside there.

581
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:38,970
<i> ( dog barks )</i>

582
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:40,509
Hey, Dwight!

583
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:44,346
Mama!
Let's go that way, though.

584
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,180
You look beautiful.

585
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,690
You're wearing
the same shoes as I am.

586
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,098
- No, you gave me these.
- I know.

587
00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:53,858
- You don't remember?
- No, I do.

588
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,769
I leave messages.

589
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:57,568
I know,
that's the greatest thing.

590
00:28:57,611 --> 00:29:00,571
- I leave messages on here.
- I wish there was one.

591
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:02,494
- "I'm here."
- "Go away."

592
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:04,243
"If you want
to come in, come in
through the front door."

593
00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:06,905
"It's not a rainy day.

594
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:11,084
It's my day to be
quiet and alone."

595
00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:14,633
Alone is good.

596
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,590
<i> I have to go</i>
<i> to my meeting now,</i>

597
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:19,801
<i> but I just wanted</i>
<i> to say hello.</i>

598
00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:21,182
I love you.

599
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:23,548
I love--
oh, oh, oh, oh.

600
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:25,886
- I love you.
- I don't know
where you're going.

601
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,011
I'm coming up.

602
00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:30,597
¶ I'm coming up. ¶

603
00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:32,064
And look, our shoes
are the same.

604
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,154
¶ I'm... ¶

605
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:35,730
- Sing the song.
- ¶ I don't want to go ¶

606
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,654
¶ I'm coming up ¶

607
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:43,864
¶ One of these days,
you will see me ¶

608
00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,528
- ¶ I don't know the song ¶
- ¶ I'll be around... ¶

609
00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:48,367
"I'll be around."

610
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:51,792
Carrie:
<i> I think I'm my mom's</i>
<i> best friend</i>

611
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,712
<i> more than a daughter.</i>

612
00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:56,841
<i> My mother really wants me</i>
<i> to be an extension</i>

613
00:29:56,879 --> 00:29:59,799
<i> of her wishes,</i>
<i> an extension of her.</i>

614
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,170
<i> And to a great degree,</i>

615
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:04,968
far more sometimes
than I ever would want to,

616
00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:07,762
I know what my mother
feels and wants.

617
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:13,438
And there's a lot of it.

618
00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:16,229
I share everything
with my daughter.

619
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,903
That's right.

620
00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:20,442
Especially the check.

621
00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,946
- Especially the what?
- Check.

622
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:24,818
She pays for everything.

623
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,615
Oh, that's--
it's not true.

624
00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:30,080
She gets furious
when I bring up...

625
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,290
¶ Money. ¶

626
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:33,661
That's me.

627
00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:37,877
¶ I'm enraged
last night ¶

628
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,630
Both:
¶ Like breathing out
and breathing in ¶

629
00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:45,934
¶ I am completely independent
and content before... ¶

630
00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:48,010
Todd:
<i> My mother's always</i>
<i> liked the idea</i>

631
00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:50,555
<i> of living</i>
<i> in the compound.</i>

632
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,099
<i> It's actually turned out</i>
<i> pretty good.</i>

633
00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:53,812
<i> She's been there</i>
<i> a very long time,</i>

634
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,102
and they have
obviously survived

635
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,226
the decades
of being there together.

636
00:30:58,274 --> 00:31:00,774
Remember
my 17th birthday party

637
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:02,818
when you
lifted your skirt up
in front of...

638
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,451
-<i> all those people...</i>
- I did not lift my skirt.

639
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,569
-<i> ...including</i>
<i> that guy Michael?</i>
- It twirled up!

640
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:09,776
And you weren't wearing
any underwear.

641
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:12,037
Well!

642
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:14,369
Todd:
<i> Carrie wrote the movie</i>
<i> "Postcards From the Edge"</i>

643
00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:17,205
<i> about her relationship</i>
<i> with my mother,</i>

644
00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:19,211
<i> and in the movie,</i>
<i> they end up having an argument</i>

645
00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:20,883
<i> through two characters--</i>

646
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,051
<i> Shirley MacLaine</i>
<i> and Meryl Streep.</i>

647
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,050
I'm going to kill myself.

648
00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:28,182
Don't say that
even in jest, Suzanne.

649
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:31,640
Carrie:
<i> I was very unhappy</i>
<i> back then.</i>

650
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,892
I was just a mess.

651
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:39,694
And some of the things
that are in the movie happened.

652
00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,902
- Any idea what she's taken?
- Woman:<i> Pills, sir.</i>

653
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:44,652
-<i> Demerol,</i>
<i> Percodan, and cocaine.</i>
- Give me her vitals.

654
00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:47,735
Todd:
<i> Carrie at this point</i>
<i> was famously into drugs.</i>

655
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:50,661
- Suzanne?!
- Todd:<i> And my mother</i>
<i> was not real happy about it.</i>

656
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:51,951
( exhales )

657
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:54,044
There was anger,
true anger there.

658
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,909
I never said
you were a monster.

659
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:58,076
You don't say it,
but you feel it.

660
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:02,035
Somehow you lay
the entire blame for
your drug taking on me.

661
00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:04,297
I do not!
I do not, Mother.

662
00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,090
I took the drugs.
Nobody made me.

663
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:09,184
<i> ( projector whirring )</i>

664
00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:11,759
( chatter )

665
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,191
Todd:
<i> Carrie and I started</i>
<i> getting high together</i>

666
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:22,059
<i> when we were about--</i>
<i> I was 15.</i>

667
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:25,897
<i> We used to</i>
<i> smoke weed together</i>
<i> and we had a lot of fun.</i>

668
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:29,404
<i> And then, you know,</i>
<i> she moved on to other things,</i>

669
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,278
<i> and I didn't.</i>

670
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:35,913
<i> When I would stop,</i>
<i> she would keep going.</i>

671
00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:42,792
Carrie:
<i> I knew something</i>
<i> was the matter with me.</i>

672
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:44,586
<i> I went too fast.</i>

673
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:46,510
<i> I was too much.</i>

674
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,588
<i> And I was embarrassed</i>
<i> of it.</i>

675
00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:54,602
<i> The drugs I liked</i>
<i> were painkillers.</i>

676
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,600
<i> They calmed me down.</i>

677
00:32:57,851 --> 00:32:59,431
I just couldn't--

678
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,138
I couldn't handle it.

679
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:02,938
I didn't know
what "it" was.

680
00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:08,856
Reynolds:
<i> Manic depressive</i>
<i> is a disease.</i>

681
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,784
<i> Now, that was</i>
<i> not diagnosed then,</i>

682
00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:14,324
so nobody kind of knew
what was going on with Carrie.

683
00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:17,788
When she was 13,
her personality changed.

684
00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:21,123
<i> So it's a constant battle</i>

685
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,666
<i> that takes all of us</i>

686
00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:26,000
<i> to assure her</i>
<i> that she's loved,</i>

687
00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:27,586
and that won't get her.

688
00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:34,085
Hard.
Yeah, it's hard.

689
00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,928
That's the hardest part.

690
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:40,266
<i> ( chorus singing )</i>

691
00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:42,560
It's Christmas
here in China on the Wall,

692
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,524
and we're headed
toward the top.

693
00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:45,935
Todd:
<i> Come with us.</i>

694
00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:49,153
<i> Join us on a walk</i>
<i> on the Wall.</i>

695
00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:52,404
¶ Follow
the yellow brick road ¶

696
00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:57,368
Chorus:
<i> ¶ So I'm offering</i>
<i> this simple... ¶</i>

697
00:33:57,411 --> 00:33:59,331
<i> ( music playing</i>
<i> on radio )</i>

698
00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:02,825
Come on, everybody!

699
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,875
<i> ( music continues )</i>

700
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:07,588
Chorus:
<i> ¶ He's making a list</i>
<i> and checking it twice ¶</i>

701
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:10,549
<i> ¶ Santa Claus</i>
<i> is coming to town ¶</i>

702
00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:14,968
<i> ¶ He sees you</i>
<i> when you're sleeping... ¶</i>

703
00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:19,512
We look like we're tired!
We're having a ball!

704
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:22,768
<i> ¶ With the little tin horns</i>
<i> and little toy drums... ¶</i>

705
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,731
Carrie:
<i> I have two moods.</i>

706
00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:28,573
<i> Roy is Rollicking Roy,</i>

707
00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:30,529
<i> a wild ride of a mood!</i>

708
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:33,029
Wow, some of
that methamphetamine
released itself,

709
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,491
and the brain slid
and there was some trapped

710
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:38,122
methamphetamine
from my father.

711
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,740
Woman:
<i> ¶ Jingle bells,</i>
<i> jingle bells ¶</i>

712
00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:43,208
<i> ¶ Jingle all the way... ¶</i>

713
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,918
- Carrie:<i> Listen to the music.</i>
-<i> ( music distorting )</i>

714
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:48,539
It's melting
from the heat.

715
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,667
<i> ( distorted music</i>
<i> continues )</i>

716
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,180
Carrie:
<i> Pam is Sediment Pam,</i>

717
00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:07,938
<i> who stands on the shore</i>
<i> and sobs.</i>

718
00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:10,611
<i> One mood is the meal,</i>

719
00:35:10,651 --> 00:35:12,901
<i> the next mood,</i>
<i> the check.</i>

720
00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:15,855
<i> ( TV playing )</i>

721
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:19,406
Where am I in all this?
I have no idea.

722
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:22,041
Because I feel like
it's a little mood
relay, you know?

723
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,749
I'm Pam now.

724
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:27,294
( clears throat )

725
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:31,964
See, if Roy
got this cold...

726
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,755
he wouldn't let him
stop it.

727
00:35:35,676 --> 00:35:39,756
'Cause Roy is bigger
than all of it.

728
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:41,385
But I just fit snugly

729
00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:44,601
into the mood pocket
that is Pam.

730
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,983
I don't have any choice.

731
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,100
I don't dictate the ride.

732
00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:55,396
<i> ( music playing )</i>

733
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:13,586
Look, the blue one, I think,
is probably better,

734
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,760
but this is crazier.

735
00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:17,509
It's important to know.

736
00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:19,511
Stevens:
<i> That is very nice sweater.</i>

737
00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:22,263
Those are good
folk art colors.

738
00:36:22,306 --> 00:36:23,506
That's what you are--
folk art.

739
00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:26,557
Okay, see?
That's not bad.

740
00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:29,942
And a person wearing this
would then have a room...

741
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:32,440
like this!

742
00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:35,566
We met--

743
00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:40,071
Debbie and Eddie
bought a house

744
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,615
two doors down
from where I lived.

745
00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:45,288
I was 11 when they
first moved in, I think.

746
00:36:45,329 --> 00:36:47,499
She was pregnant
with Todd.

747
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:48,909
- Carrie:<i> Debbie</i>
<i> worked a lot...</i>
- Yeah.

748
00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:50,957
<i>...so she wasn't there,</i>
<i>so, you know,</i>

749
00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:52,541
it's like you take
what you can get, really.

750
00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:54,996
And if you can't have
Debbie Reynolds...

751
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:57,207
No, we wanted her.

752
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:02,339
Freiberg:
<i> Here's the deal--</i>
<i> Carrie at two</i>

753
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,637
<i> was more interesting</i>
<i> than anyone I've ever known.</i>

754
00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:10,482
<i> Todd was a very happy child,</i>
<i> very easygoing.</i>

755
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,230
Carrie:
<i> But we weren't made</i>
<i> with each other in mind.</i>

756
00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:15,904
Freiberg:
<i> No, you were very different.</i>

757
00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:18,283
Carrie:
<i> I was jealous of that.</i>

758
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,950
It was simpler for him
for some reason.

759
00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:22,699
Yeah.

760
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:23,951
Also, he didn't--

761
00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,582
you suffered
from the divorce.

762
00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:27,949
You had an attachment
to your dad,

763
00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,956
<i> but he wasn't</i>
<i> around much.</i>

764
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:33,669
<i> And then</i>
<i> Elizabeth Taylor--</i>

765
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:37,460
- Carrie:<i> Oh, God.</i>
-<i> ( Freiberg chuckles )</i>

766
00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:40,716
Reporter:<i> In a scandal</i>
<i> that's gripping Hollywood</i>
<i> and the nation,</i>

767
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:44,179
<i> Eddie Fisher leaves</i>
<i> America's sweetheart,</i>
<i> Debbie Reynolds,</i>

768
00:37:44,221 --> 00:37:48,431
<i> for her friend and neighbor,</i>
<i> Elizabeth Taylor.</i>

769
00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:51,175
Freiberg:
<i> Something I had never seen</i>
<i> was all the paparazzi.</i>

770
00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,058
( reporters shouting )

771
00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,977
Liz, over here!

772
00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,606
Freiberg:
<i> It was very dramatic.</i>

773
00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:02,243
I want to get out.
Now.

774
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,990
Freiberg:
<i> And your mom was</i>
<i> quite dignified and quiet.</i>

775
00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:09,334
<i> ( reporters overlapping )</i>

776
00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:12,121
Reynolds:
I haven't even been informed.
I just got off the airplane.

777
00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:14,705
I will not contest it, no.

778
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,166
Freiberg:
<i> All of a sudden,</i>
<i> there were photographers</i>

779
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:22,295
<i> on your front yard</i>
<i> or on the sidewalk.</i>

780
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,972
Carrie:
<i> Don't remember it.</i>

781
00:38:26,013 --> 00:38:27,353
Freiberg:
<i> Coming out of the driveway,</i>

782
00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:29,309
<i> they took your picture</i>
<i> in the car.</i>

783
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:32,309
Carrie:
<i> I don't remember it.</i>
<i> I don't remember it.</i>

784
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,142
- I don't want
to remember it.
- Yeah.

785
00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:35,347
No, I do remember it.

786
00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:36,977
I'm sure that
was very stressful.

787
00:38:37,024 --> 00:38:39,024
I know
I didn't like that.

788
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:44,277
They were trampling me
and Todd to get to her,

789
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,992
so the sensation was that
she belonged to them.

790
00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:52,195
My mom did say about her--
she said, "That's a sad child,"

791
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,827
and that's after,
I think, the divorce.

792
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,995
<i> She had this sadness,</i>

793
00:38:57,044 --> 00:38:59,674
and then Harry Karl
was in the picture.

794
00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:01,803
<i>We were supposed</i>
<i>to call him "Daddy Harry."</i>

795
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,010
Yeah, that was
gonna happen.

796
00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:08,675
<i> He was just a mass of noises</i>
<i> and monograms.</i>

797
00:39:08,722 --> 00:39:10,142
<i> ( both chuckle )</i>

798
00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:11,892
Carrie:
<i> You have to</i>
<i> remember this.</i>

799
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:15,563
<i> There was an intercom,</i>
<i> and he would start calling,</i>

800
00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:18,814
( gravelly voice )
"Carri-i-e.

801
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:21,897
To-o-dd.

802
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,743
Hone-e-y."

803
00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:26,699
"Honey"
was Debbie's name.

804
00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:30,330
Freiberg:
<i>You know, he owned shoe stores,</i>
<i> so that didn't interest us.</i>

805
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,948
Carrie:
<i> Nothing about him</i>
<i> was interesting</i>

806
00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:34,655
<i> until we found out</i>
<i> about the hookers.</i>

807
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,536
( laughs )
Oh, God.

808
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:37,923
And here he comes now,

809
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,539
industrialist
and philanthropist,

810
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,746
a celebrity
in his own right,
Harry Karl.

811
00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:45,047
- And look who's with him--
Carrie and Todd.
-<i> ( applause )</i>

812
00:39:45,092 --> 00:39:47,932
Todd:<i> Harry Karl</i>
<i> walked into the perfect,</i>
<i> ready-made family,</i>

813
00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:50,099
<i> and he seems like</i>
<i> a great setup.</i>

814
00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,968
- There's Mommy.
- There's Mommy, yeah.

815
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,556
Todd:
<i> Loving, caring,</i>
<i> loved Carrie and I,</i>

816
00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:59,192
<i> but we don't know at the time</i>
<i> that he has serious problems.</i>

817
00:39:59,231 --> 00:40:02,191
<i> We don't know that</i>
<i> he is a compulsive gambler.</i>

818
00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:04,574
<i> We don't know that he's</i>
<i> a compulsive drinker.</i>

819
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,781
<i> It was a disaster</i>
<i> in the making,</i>

820
00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:09,032
<i> and it was really a disaster</i>
<i> when my mom came home one day</i>

821
00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,034
<i> and saw</i>
<i> the foreclosure notice</i>
<i> on the front door</i>

822
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:13,406
of one of the biggest houses
in Beverly Hills.

823
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:20,037
Reynolds:
<i> ¶ At the end</i>
<i> of the rainbow ¶</i>

824
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:23,035
<i> ¶ There's happiness ¶</i>

825
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:28,628
<i> ¶ And to find it,</i>
<i> how often I've tried... ¶</i>

826
00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:34,257
Todd:
<i> We were both about to enter</i>
<i> a new era of reality.</i>

827
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:37,177
<i> Little did we know</i>
<i> what's really going on</i>
<i> at that exact moment</i>

828
00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:39,687
<i> is Harry Karl</i>
<i> is gambling away</i>
<i> all of our money</i>

829
00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:43,019
<i> and Harry and Debbie</i>
<i> were divorcing.</i>

830
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:45,106
<i> That was the tail end</i>
<i> of Carrie and I,</i>

831
00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:46,782
<i> our innocence as children.</i>

832
00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:54,534
<i> ( projector whirring )</i>

833
00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:56,738
- Okay, let's go.
- All right, let's go.

834
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,368
We're going
to see Debbie.

835
00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:11,471
<i> Ma?</i>

836
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:14,931
Reynolds:
<i> Aw, I'm so happy to see you.</i>

837
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,563
<i> How are you?</i>

838
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,680
Freiberg:<i> I'm good.</i>
<i> How are you feeling?</i>

839
00:41:18,727 --> 00:41:21,637
Reynolds:
<i> Shitty. Pretty bad.</i>

840
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:22,728
<i> ( camera clicks )</i>

841
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:24,562
Reynolds:

842
00:41:24,608 --> 00:41:26,478
Freiberg:
<i> Truly, you look</i>
<i> so beautiful.</i>

843
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:29,486
<i> You have to believe me.</i>

844
00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:31,909
Carrie:
<i> I'm dizzy, and I think</i>
<i> I caught it from you.</i>

845
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,868
Reynolds:
<i> Here, you want some oxygen?</i>

846
00:41:33,909 --> 00:41:37,199
Carrie:<i> Yes!</i>
<i> That's the ultimate hostess.</i>

847
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:41,535
<i> You're offered water,</i>
<i> soft drinks, oxygen.</i>

848
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:43,753
- Reynolds:<i> Here.</i>
- Carrie:<i> I'm taking it.</i>

849
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:47,301
Carrie, muffled:

850
00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:53,591
Freiberg:
<i> Carrie, maybe you've had</i>
<i> enough oxygen.</i>

851
00:41:53,637 --> 00:41:55,797
- Carrie:<i> What?</i>
-<i> Maybe you've had enough.</i>

852
00:41:58,308 --> 00:42:00,478
She seems very,
you know, coherent,

853
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,598
and she looks wonderful,
but she seems fragile.

854
00:42:02,646 --> 00:42:05,356
And, um...

855
00:42:05,398 --> 00:42:07,108
She's good
at seeming good.

856
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:08,650
- That's the thing.
- Yes, that's correct.

857
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:11,443
She's definitely
the lightest version

858
00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:13,568
of Debbie
I've ever seen.

859
00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:15,865
Um...

860
00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,239
That would be
a good way to put it.

861
00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:19,945
Yeah, Debbie Light.

862
00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:22,826
<i> ( birds chirping )</i>

863
00:42:26,503 --> 00:42:29,133
- ( grunting )
- Boys: Holler "uncle"!

864
00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,802
( sputtering )

865
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,090
You're tuckered, Molly!
Why don't you quit?!

866
00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:36,764
Sure, I'm tuckered,
and I might give out,
but I won't give in!

867
00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:38,755
How could anybody
say I'm down?

868
00:42:38,807 --> 00:42:41,597
Look, I'm blinking!
( spits )

869
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:44,103
Todd:
<i> Somehow, my mother</i>
<i> is unsinkable.</i>

870
00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:46,515
- Maybe here!
- ( shouts )

871
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:49,444
Todd:
<i> That "Unsinkable Molly Brown"</i>
<i> stuff is her.</i>

872
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:52,154
No place,
but there come a time

873
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:55,025
'cause nothing
nor nobody wants me down

874
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,823
like I wants me up!

875
00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:58,906
Todd:
<i> The idea that my mother</i>
<i> is now older</i>

876
00:42:58,952 --> 00:43:01,042
and she's more frail,
and I'm trying to see

877
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,949
what that feels like,
but I still don't feel it

878
00:43:02,998 --> 00:43:05,078
because she's still
who she is inside.

879
00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:07,955
<i> ( music playing )</i>

880
00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:09,633
Todd:
<i> She went to school</i>
<i> at MGM,</i>

881
00:43:09,671 --> 00:43:12,011
<i> where they trained you</i>
<i> how to behave,</i>

882
00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,968
<i> and so it's</i>
<i> in her consciousness</i>

883
00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:16,629
<i> to be at her best</i>
<i> at all times.</i>

884
00:43:16,678 --> 00:43:19,468
Howdy, everybody.

885
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:21,264
Welcome.

886
00:43:21,308 --> 00:43:23,808
Glad to see
you're here at last.

887
00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:27,062
And she's a fan
before she was ever a star.

888
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,645
<i> When she went to MGM,</i>

889
00:43:28,690 --> 00:43:30,480
<i> she was enamored</i>
<i> like anybody would be.</i>

890
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:32,065
<i> My God,</i>
<i> there's Clark Gable.</i>

891
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:34,030
And I have pictures of her
with Gary Cooper.

892
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,900
You can see she's got
stars in her eyes.

893
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,817
<i> Who wouldn't?</i>

894
00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:40,406
<i> And she's still a fan</i>
<i> to this day.</i>

895
00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:42,992
<i> ( applause )</i>

896
00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:44,788
Oprah Winfrey:
<i> But let me just say</i>
<i> that Debbie Reynolds</i>

897
00:43:44,831 --> 00:43:47,581
is a self-proclaimed
movie-oholic

898
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:51,745
and has an enormous Hollywood
memorabilia collection.

899
00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:54,256
Altogether,
the costumes and props

900
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,169
are worth
millions dollars,

901
00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:58,467
so this is sort of
your nest egg.

902
00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:01,141
Yes, this is-- I put
all the money I could save

903
00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:04,811
after all my husbands,
and I bought costumes.

904
00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:07,231
This is Marilyn Monroe's
subway dress.

905
00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:08,140
Wow.

906
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,811
Todd:
<i> My mother's passion</i>
<i> for collecting</i>

907
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:13,568
<i> started when they were</i>
<i> auctioning off</i>

908
00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:17,110
<i> the back lots of MGM</i>
<i> and all the contents.</i>

909
00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:19,195
<i> The idea that this stuff</i>
<i> was going to be scattered</i>

910
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,490
<i> to the four corners</i>
<i> of the Earth</i>

911
00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:22,873
<i> was unconscionable</i>
<i> to her,</i>

912
00:44:22,911 --> 00:44:26,291
<i> so she took it</i>
<i> upon herself to say,</i>
<i> "I'm going to save it."</i>

913
00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:32,131
This is Liz Taylor's stool,
makeup stool from "Cleopatra."

914
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:34,500
This chandelier back here
is called a "girandole."

915
00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:37,257
It's from "Marie Antoinette"
and "Camille."

916
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,640
In the end, she was
successful in amassing

917
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:43,098
the world's largest collection
of Hollywood memorabilia,

918
00:44:43,139 --> 00:44:46,219
<i> and so she wanted</i>
<i> to build a museum.</i>

919
00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:48,387
- This is from "Molly Brown."
- That's right.

920
00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:50,766
Man:
<i> People are always amazed</i>
<i> when they come to Hollywood</i>

921
00:44:50,814 --> 00:44:52,814
<i> and there's no museum</i>
<i> of film history.</i>

922
00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:54,317
Reynolds:
<i> I've tried.</i>

923
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,189
It's just that no one seems
to be interested

924
00:44:56,236 --> 00:44:58,146
that's in the business.

925
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,906
The public,
the fans are interested,
I'm interested.

926
00:45:00,949 --> 00:45:03,699
We, for decades,
struggled to build
this museum.

927
00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:06,833
It was impossible to believe
that this wasn't gonna happen.

928
00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:10,371
<i> But we couldn't find a partner</i>
<i> who shared her vision.</i>

929
00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:12,167
<i> Deal after deal</i>
<i> fell through.</i>

930
00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,500
- "The Wizard of Oz."
- "The Wizard of Oz."

931
00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:14,785
That's Judy Garland's.

932
00:45:14,838 --> 00:45:16,418
Chokes me up now.

933
00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:18,554
You know, here we are--
we'll talk about this

934
00:45:18,591 --> 00:45:20,631
in another 10 years,
I'll get choked up.

935
00:45:20,677 --> 00:45:23,007
Nobody wants to see
their mother's heart broken,

936
00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,144
and we saw it.

937
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,140
<i> When we had</i>
<i> the first two auctions,</i>

938
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:30,854
<i> it was very traumatic</i>
<i> for my mother.</i>

939
00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:33,145
<i> We sold the Marilyn Monroe</i>
<i> subway dress</i>

940
00:45:33,189 --> 00:45:37,399
<i> from "The Seven Year Itch"</i>
<i> for $6.2 million.</i>

941
00:45:37,444 --> 00:45:40,994
<i> The truth is the collection</i>
<i> was sinking her financially.</i>

942
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:44,370
We had debt because
we had borrowed money
to get a lot of this stuff,

943
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:47,369
<i> and we don't have</i>
<i> a museum.</i>

944
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:48,872
<i> We were done.</i>

945
00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:52,867
-<i> ( water flowing )</i>
-<i> ( birds chirping )</i>

946
00:46:00,884 --> 00:46:02,804
Carrie:
<i> In one week,</i>
<i> I have to go</i>

947
00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:05,304
<i> and start rehearsals</i>
<i> in London</i>

948
00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:09,016
for "Star Wars
Seven...ty-two."

949
00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:14,228
<i> I'm concerned</i>
<i> because my mother</i>
<i> is not feeling well.</i>

950
00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:16,902
But I'm trying to let go.

951
00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:18,571
It's like the--
( scoffs )

952
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:21,320
It's like I should be trying
to let go of my daughter

953
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:24,112
instead of trying
to let go of my mom.

954
00:46:24,157 --> 00:46:26,067
So, everything is backward.

955
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:30,075
<i> ( music playing )</i>

956
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:55,267
Carrie:
<i> My question is,</i>
<i> if you die when you're fat,</i>

957
00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:57,233
<i> are you a fat ghost?</i>

958
00:46:57,273 --> 00:47:00,323
Or do they go back
to a flattering time?

959
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,900
So now you got
to pick it up.

960
00:47:01,945 --> 00:47:04,895
I'll go to 30,
but then you have
to let me go!

961
00:47:04,948 --> 00:47:07,658
- Almost there!
- Let me go! Let my people go!

962
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,200
That's all
you're gonna get.

963
00:47:09,244 --> 00:47:12,084
Oh! Okay, now cool down.
Keep it going.

964
00:47:12,121 --> 00:47:14,581
Oh, I've been doing this
for a year.

965
00:47:14,624 --> 00:47:19,674
Lucasfilm, they make them
report on my weight.

966
00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:22,632
They take measurements.

967
00:47:22,674 --> 00:47:25,884
I mean, it's--
it's intense.

968
00:47:25,927 --> 00:47:27,677
- She loves it.
- I've learned to love it.

969
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,550
Gurko:
<i>I hate to break</i>
<i>this conversation,</i>

970
00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:32,007
but the gift
for George Lucas's daughter,

971
00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:33,718
is it her birthday?

972
00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:36,348
Oh, the gift.

973
00:47:36,396 --> 00:47:38,436
<i> It's three months late</i>
<i> for his birthday.</i>

974
00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:40,441
No, it's the birthday
of the daughter, so--

975
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,443
-<i> No, it's his. It was his.</i>
- Oh, his birthday.

976
00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:43,725
Okay, all right.

977
00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:45,568
<i>All right, I found</i>
<i>a place that wraps</i>

978
00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:47,993
<i>and does</i>
<i>all the lovely things,</i>
<i>and I'll be back.</i>

979
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:49,162
( mouthing words )

980
00:47:51,327 --> 00:47:53,617
- ( Carrie humming )
- Trainer: Forward and back.

981
00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:55,253
Back.
There you go.

982
00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:56,710
Shoulders.
Where are the shoulders?

983
00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:58,959
( humming continues )
California.

984
00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:02,132
- We're going this way.
- Even if it's a lie.

985
00:48:02,171 --> 00:48:05,261
No, there is no way--
no, that's the one thing--

986
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,680
that is my Waterloo.

987
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:11,299
After your exercise class,

988
00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:15,097
what you need to do
is smoke a cigarette.

989
00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:18,143
You hear that noise, Carrie?
That's what we have to do.

990
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:21,477
Clear the house.

991
00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:22,984
He's bossy.

992
00:48:23,026 --> 00:48:25,476
Don't clear it today.
Clear it tomorrow.

993
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:26,938
Every day.

994
00:48:26,988 --> 00:48:28,398
We keep trying.

995
00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,869
Here we go.

996
00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:36,290
Gurko:
<i> So, what's on the agenda?</i>

997
00:48:36,331 --> 00:48:38,371
Carrie:
<i> Let's go shopping.</i>

998
00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:44,837
Inner health and well-being
you can now buy.

999
00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:48,091
<i> How much is</i>
<i> the little watch up there?</i>

1000
00:48:48,134 --> 00:48:52,604
There's a man
with his penis
and a fat woman.

1001
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:54,929
<i> "Prepare to meet thy God."</i>

1002
00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:57,524
- Uh-oh. When?
- Gurko: When?

1003
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,190
Okay, and... action.

1004
00:49:01,814 --> 00:49:03,364
<i> Look at all this.</i>

1005
00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:06,109
I'm having
a crisis of joy.

1006
00:49:07,654 --> 00:49:09,074
Ooh!

1007
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:12,663
What's nice here
is the lighting.

1008
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,700
- Woman: Ah!
- ( laughs )

1009
00:49:14,744 --> 00:49:16,914
They're doing a film.
Do you know who Debbie
Reynolds is?

1010
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:20,124
- Of course!
- She's my mother.

1011
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:21,956
- Debbie Reynolds?
- Yeah, so--

1012
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,461
- No.
- Yes.

1013
00:49:23,503 --> 00:49:25,423
<i> So, you know</i>
<i> who Eddie Fisher is?</i>

1014
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:27,593
-<i> Of course I know Eddie--</i>
-<i> Okay, that's my father.</i>

1015
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:30,842
Oh, and I'm in "Star Wars."
You know that movie?

1016
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,125
Yes, of cour--

1017
00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:34,718
I'm Princess Leia.
Yes! This.

1018
00:49:34,764 --> 00:49:37,894
Oh! I need a picture!

1019
00:49:37,934 --> 00:49:40,184
Well, you're getting
a picture, look.

1020
00:49:40,228 --> 00:49:42,188
Look, they want--

1021
00:49:42,230 --> 00:49:44,480
Am I getting a picture
with Princess L--

1022
00:49:44,524 --> 00:49:46,614
take one
and then you can
send it to me.

1023
00:49:46,651 --> 00:49:50,741
- ( humming )
- My son will go ballistic!

1024
00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:53,660
<i> ( music playing )</i>

1025
00:50:00,957 --> 00:50:04,077
Stevens:
<i> So, was it good to see</i>
<i> the "Star Wars" gang again?</i>

1026
00:50:04,127 --> 00:50:07,997
Anybody you have history with,
it's interesting

1027
00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:10,457
to see them after a while
or not--

1028
00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:13,128
I've seen Harrison and Mark
over the years.

1029
00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:15,587
You sort of run
into one another
in the cafeteria,

1030
00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:18,558
the celebrity cafeteria.

1031
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:21,769
And they-- you know,
we all just look more melted.

1032
00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:24,561
Stevens:
<i> Did you always want</i>
<i> to be an actress?</i>

1033
00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:28,515
No, I wasn't
running around saying,
"I want to be an actress."

1034
00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:31,858
You know, I think you got
exactly the same eyes
as your mother,

1035
00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:35,494
- and your chin's
a little bit like hers, too.
- No, it isn't.

1036
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:38,243
I only did "Shampoo" because
I was hanging around the set,

1037
00:50:38,286 --> 00:50:40,866
and they-- you know,
I mean, almost.

1038
00:50:40,913 --> 00:50:43,793
<i> I was a type.</i>

1039
00:50:43,833 --> 00:50:47,003
<i> That was when Debbie wanted me</i>
<i> to use the word "screw"</i>

1040
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,844
<i> instead of "fuck,"</i>

1041
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,920
<i> and Warren had to come over</i>
<i> and convince her.</i>

1042
00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:55,176
Can't we just, uh,
be friends?

1043
00:50:56,304 --> 00:50:57,394
You want to fuck?

1044
00:50:59,599 --> 00:51:02,269
Carrie:
<i> And "Star Wars" came out</i>
<i> when I was 20.</i>

1045
00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:06,060
I met Paul the next year,
and, boom.

1046
00:51:11,527 --> 00:51:13,237
Carrie:
<i> Suddenly,</i>
<i> I'm with the people</i>

1047
00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:15,449
<i> that are the best</i>
<i> at what they do,</i>

1048
00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:18,660
<i> the best actors</i>
<i> and the best directors.</i>

1049
00:51:18,701 --> 00:51:21,241
<i> And that was fun and scary</i>
<i> to be around that.</i>

1050
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:25,157
It was all a surprise.

1051
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:28,038
It all happened
very fast and very soon.

1052
00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:31,877
Stevens:
<i> Carrie, someone's here!</i>

1053
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:33,963
Hey, fuckface!

1054
00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:36,428
- Carrie:<i> Coming!</i>
- Where are you?!

1055
00:51:36,469 --> 00:51:38,889
<i> ¶ I'm rooting ¶</i>

1056
00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:43,060
Both:
¶ For the one I love ¶

1057
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,270
¶ To find me ¶

1058
00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:48,692
¶ To find me ¶

1059
00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:51,271
¶ Today ¶

1060
00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:54,737
¶ Toda-a-y! ¶

1061
00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:56,149
<i> ( dog barks )</i>

1062
00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:58,157
- Oh, my God.
- Who the fuck is this?

1063
00:51:58,199 --> 00:52:00,409
Home at last.
It's Gary, our son.

1064
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:01,911
Where are we going?

1065
00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:05,123
We're going
into the bedroom,
as per usual.

1066
00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:07,624
So how's the new
"Star Wars" going?

1067
00:52:07,667 --> 00:52:10,077
- I'm not
allowed to answer that.
- Oh, that's right, you can't.

1068
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,747
<i>Close your eyes.</i>

1069
00:52:12,797 --> 00:52:14,627
¶ Ha-a-a-a... ¶

1070
00:52:14,674 --> 00:52:17,174
- Can I open them?
- Yeah.

1071
00:52:17,218 --> 00:52:19,428
That's the only part
of the "Happy Birthday" song

1072
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:21,300
- that I've been
able to learn.
-<i> ( Dunne laughs )</i>

1073
00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:23,137
That is what we sing now.

1074
00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:26,732
Oh, my God.

1075
00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:28,769
That is filthy.

1076
00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:31,483
Look it, that's his dick
that's keeping the time.

1077
00:52:31,524 --> 00:52:33,984
-<i> As it can do.</i>
- It's a second-hand dick.

1078
00:52:34,026 --> 00:52:37,896
- ¶ They called me
second-hand dick ¶
- ¶ Second-hand dick. ¶

1079
00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:39,777
- Dunne:<i> It's so beautiful.</i>
-<i> Isn't it great?</i>

1080
00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:42,034
-<i> But I can really keep it?</i>
-<i> You can really keep it.</i>

1081
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:44,446
You know, I was thinking
it's very funny

1082
00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,615
that we're running into
each other in London, too,

1083
00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:49,584
because so many things
happened to us here in London.

1084
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:53,375
I remember
you had a boyfriend
and you were a virgin,

1085
00:52:53,421 --> 00:52:56,051
and you didn't want him
to know you were a virgin.

1086
00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:58,010
So I helped you out
as a friend.

1087
00:52:58,050 --> 00:53:01,300
- He relieved me of the--
- The burden.

1088
00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:03,635
Burden of my...

1089
00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:06,021
- What is that called?
- Virginity.

1090
00:53:06,058 --> 00:53:08,598
- No, no, no, but-- hymen.
- Oh, the hymen.

1091
00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:10,354
I took the pressure
off your hymen.

1092
00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,556
My hymen
was a burden to me.

1093
00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:14,057
But that's what
a real friend does.

1094
00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:16,608
- That really is.
- But it was funny.

1095
00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:21,072
They always say sex--
sex can ruin a friendship,

1096
00:53:21,115 --> 00:53:23,735
but we were young enough
where it didn't.

1097
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:25,954
- No, it was--
- I bet now it would.

1098
00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:28,535
- No, it wouldn't. No.
- ( laughs )

1099
00:53:28,581 --> 00:53:30,461
Swear to God,
my mother,

1100
00:53:30,499 --> 00:53:34,459
she offered for me
to have sex with
this guy Albert,

1101
00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:38,633
and she would supervise...

1102
00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:41,934
- Albert and I having sex.
- Actual having sex?

1103
00:53:41,969 --> 00:53:43,799
- Actual having sex.
- Walking you through it.

1104
00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:47,466
Yeah, because she apparently
has some tips on that.

1105
00:53:47,516 --> 00:53:51,596
"You take the staff of life
and the grapes."

1106
00:53:51,646 --> 00:53:53,806
- ( laughs )
- Oh, God.

1107
00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:55,896
<i>For some reason,</i>
<i>I have to tell you this.</i>

1108
00:53:55,942 --> 00:53:58,902
The first time I saw test--
like, this is a tour

1109
00:53:58,945 --> 00:54:01,195
of the first times
of genitals for me,

1110
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,108
just endless tour.

1111
00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:05,737
Harry-- we all slept
in the room with them,

1112
00:54:05,785 --> 00:54:08,365
and Harry slept
in this top.

1113
00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,582
And he would
go to the bathroom.

1114
00:54:10,623 --> 00:54:13,213
So, here we go.
( whistles )

1115
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,330
- Now, we're all there.
- Oh, God.

1116
00:54:15,378 --> 00:54:17,288
Why?

1117
00:54:17,338 --> 00:54:18,668
( whistles )

1118
00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:25,927
-<i> Ugh.</i>
- And here comes Dumbo.

1119
00:54:25,972 --> 00:54:27,512
<i> I'm seeing the grapes,</i>
<i> where they would be.</i>

1120
00:54:27,556 --> 00:54:31,846
This angry
slather of balls.

1121
00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:33,444
( both laugh )

1122
00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:35,399
That is a horrible story.

1123
00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:37,689
<i>He was so awful.</i>

1124
00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,783
Actually, Eddie
turns out to be one
of the better ones.

1125
00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:42,990
- Oh, my God, what a bar.
- I know.

1126
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:44,950
You know, we can kind of
laugh and everything,

1127
00:54:44,991 --> 00:54:48,031
but I remember
you would look forward
to seeing your father

1128
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:51,287
or talk, and he would
let you down, like,

1129
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:54,000
over and over
and over again.

1130
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,381
And so, I always felt like,
God, what a prick.

1131
00:54:56,419 --> 00:54:58,789
And I was so stupid
about it, though.

1132
00:54:58,838 --> 00:55:01,588
Yes, you were.
And you didn't
see it coming.

1133
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:03,012
You were
an open-faced sandwich.

1134
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:04,880
Like, "Yeah,
I'm right here."

1135
00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:06,967
- There we go.
There's a good title.
- And, bam!

1136
00:55:07,013 --> 00:55:08,893
"The Open-Faced Sandwich."

1137
00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,271
<i> But he suddenly did make</i>
<i> more appearances.</i>

1138
00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:14,438
He came and stayed with me.
He came to me.

1139
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:17,598
And he said,
"I need, like,

1140
00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:20,268
$5,000, $10,000

1141
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,317
for clothes."

1142
00:55:22,361 --> 00:55:23,821
I said,
"I don't have it.

1143
00:55:23,863 --> 00:55:27,953
And he went,
"You don't have it?!"

1144
00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:30,622
And he now points
to my house.

1145
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,451
"You don't have it?!"

1146
00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:36,457
And I said, "Dad...

1147
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,420
( chuckles )
...you're a singer,
not an actor.

1148
00:55:39,462 --> 00:55:41,052
Don't make a scene."

1149
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:42,708
At that time,
he was kind of like

1150
00:55:42,757 --> 00:55:44,587
a guy who used to be
famous,

1151
00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:47,683
a sort of washed-up,
you know, um...

1152
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,140
you know, lounge act.

1153
00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:51,430
It just makes me cringe

1154
00:55:51,474 --> 00:55:54,934
when you think about stars
that aren't stars anymore.

1155
00:55:54,977 --> 00:55:58,517
- Yeah.
- It's humiliating.

1156
00:55:58,564 --> 00:56:01,154
Stevens:
<i> Todd, you said you could</i>
<i> sing like your father.</i>

1157
00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:02,322
Todd:
<i> Oh, yeah.</i>

1158
00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:04,739
¶ Oh, my papa ¶

1159
00:56:04,779 --> 00:56:07,069
¶ To me, he was
so wonderful ¶

1160
00:56:07,114 --> 00:56:08,454
¶ Never there ¶

1161
00:56:08,491 --> 00:56:10,281
¶ Oh, my papa ¶

1162
00:56:10,326 --> 00:56:12,366
¶ To me he was so dear ¶

1163
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:17,161
¶ Time and again
when he would take me
on his knee ¶

1164
00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:19,368
¶ And with a smile ¶

1165
00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:23,748
¶ He'd change my tears
to laughter ¶

1166
00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:28,508
Eddie:
<i> ¶ Oh, my papa ¶</i>

1167
00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:33,682
<i> ¶ So funny,</i>
<i> so adorable... ¶</i>

1168
00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:35,564
Todd:
<i> When Eddie left,</i>

1169
00:56:35,601 --> 00:56:37,481
<i> I was, like, a year old.</i>

1170
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,850
One of the first times
I really connected
with my father

1171
00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:43,358
was after I shot myself
in the leg in New York.

1172
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,150
<i> ( gunshot )</i>

1173
00:56:45,194 --> 00:56:46,864
<i> It was the first time</i>
<i>I had really heard from my dad.</i>

1174
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,784
<i> He never had called me</i>
<i> before in my life.</i>

1175
00:56:48,823 --> 00:56:50,663
<i> I was like,</i>
<i> "Wow, that's unusual."</i>

1176
00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:52,699
But, you know, I had
to shoot myself in the leg

1177
00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:54,033
to get him to make me
a call.

1178
00:56:54,078 --> 00:56:57,118
I have not been

1179
00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:59,504
the best father
in the world.

1180
00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:04,835
<i> I still have that guilt</i>
<i> of not putting in</i>

1181
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,970
<i> a certain amount of time</i>
<i> that I thought I should have.</i>

1182
00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:12,798
<i> All I had in my head</i>
<i> for years and years</i>
<i> and years was</i>

1183
00:57:12,847 --> 00:57:16,057
making sure that I had
my drugs.

1184
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,680
<i> ( music playing )</i>

1185
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,191
Todd:
<i> Well, my dad</i>
<i> started off very early</i>

1186
00:57:26,235 --> 00:57:27,815
<i> with crystal meth.</i>

1187
00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:29,952
<i> It all started</i>
<i> with him saying,</i>

1188
00:57:29,989 --> 00:57:32,109
<i> "God, I just</i>
<i> can't do this show.</i>
<i> I'm so sick."</i>

1189
00:57:32,158 --> 00:57:34,028
<i> And this doctor</i>
<i> was there, and he said,</i>
<i> "Look, I got a shot."</i>

1190
00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:35,946
<i> And he gave him this shot,</i>
<i> and, man, he went out there</i>

1191
00:57:35,995 --> 00:57:37,485
<i> and sung his heart out.</i>

1192
00:57:37,538 --> 00:57:40,078
<i> And he was like,</i>
<i> "That's incredible!"</i>

1193
00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:43,544
<i> He was being told</i>
<i> it was vitamin shots.</i>

1194
00:57:43,586 --> 00:57:45,916
<i> That same doctor was giving it</i>
<i> to President Kennedy</i>

1195
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:47,343
<i> and to J. Edgar Hoover,</i>

1196
00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:49,171
<i> and a lot</i>
<i> of very prominent people</i>

1197
00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:50,716
<i> were taking</i>
<i> these same drugs</i>

1198
00:57:50,759 --> 00:57:52,509
<i> until everybody</i>
<i> realized what it was.</i>

1199
00:57:52,553 --> 00:57:53,933
<i> But then it's too late,</i>
<i> now, isn't it?</i>

1200
00:57:56,098 --> 00:57:59,268
People that get into drugs
generally make stupid choices.

1201
00:57:59,310 --> 00:58:02,520
<i> If you look at my dad's life,</i>
<i> he got stuck on stupid</i>

1202
00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:04,653
<i> and ended up</i>
<i> blowing his career.</i>

1203
00:58:15,367 --> 00:58:16,777
Carrie:
<i> Puff Daddy.</i>

1204
00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:20,369
<i> You want a beverage?</i>

1205
00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:22,044
( mutters )

1206
00:58:22,082 --> 00:58:24,212
Carrie:
<i> My father,</i>
<i> the way that I had</i>

1207
00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:25,631
<i> a relationship with him,</i>
<i> finally,</i>

1208
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,499
was I became his parent,

1209
00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:30,957
and that was the way
to have the relationship.

1210
00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:32,218
It's very important.

1211
00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:33,719
Carrie:
<i> And so I got to know him</i>

1212
00:58:33,761 --> 00:58:36,601
<i> as there was less</i>
<i> of him to know.</i>

1213
00:58:36,639 --> 00:58:38,309
Was I always funny?

1214
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:41,807
You know what?

1215
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:44,692
I used to be funny
for you.

1216
00:58:44,730 --> 00:58:47,480
'Cause I thought
if I was really funny

1217
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:51,074
that you would want
to be around me
all the time.

1218
00:58:51,111 --> 00:58:55,531
I would make myself
wonderful for your return.

1219
00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:57,824
See?
And it finally paid off.

1220
00:59:00,996 --> 00:59:02,746
( chuckles )

1221
00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:05,540
Carrie:
<i> I wanted to be</i>
<i> your best girl,</i>

1222
00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:08,134
and that's-- I had
tough competition.

1223
00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:12,455
Yeah. Well, you know,
if your competition

1224
00:59:12,508 --> 00:59:17,298
to be best girl with you
is Elizabeth Taylor,

1225
00:59:17,346 --> 00:59:20,006
well, I don't think
I'm gonna do well
with that one.

1226
00:59:22,017 --> 00:59:25,267
But I think I'm funnier
than Elizabeth Taylor.

1227
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,522
Anyway, that's
always been a goal.

1228
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:30,863
( chuckles )

1229
00:59:32,152 --> 00:59:33,402
You love me?

1230
00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:40,990
( softly )
I love you.

1231
00:59:43,831 --> 00:59:45,371
You're loveable.

1232
00:59:53,841 --> 00:59:55,261
( chatter )

1233
00:59:55,301 --> 00:59:57,511
<i> ( piano music playing )</i>

1234
01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:13,898
Todd:
<i> So, here we are,</i>
<i> approaching the third auction</i>

1235
01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:15,944
<i> of my mother's collection.</i>

1236
01:00:15,988 --> 01:00:18,568
<i> Unfortunately,</i>
<i> my mother just fell</i>

1237
01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:21,655
<i> because she was dizzy</i>
<i> walking into her bathroom.</i>

1238
01:00:21,702 --> 01:00:23,042
When we saw her,
we were all in horror

1239
01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:25,078
because we were like,
"Wait a minute.

1240
01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:27,662
You know, you could
have broke your neck
or be dead right now."

1241
01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:29,498
I fainted.

1242
01:00:29,543 --> 01:00:32,343
I went plummeting
to the ground.

1243
01:00:32,379 --> 01:00:35,629
And I hit a rock or--
you know, in my bathroom.

1244
01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:37,884
And it was
12:00 at night,

1245
01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:41,136
and it just bruised
everything.

1246
01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:44,720
But-- I know, I'll do
the interview like this!

1247
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,733
Todd:
<i> But the subject</i>
<i> never came up</i>

1248
01:00:47,770 --> 01:00:49,390
<i> to cancel the auction.</i>

1249
01:00:49,438 --> 01:00:51,518
<i> You know, I suspect</i>
<i> she's going to show up</i>

1250
01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:53,395
<i> to the parties</i>
<i> and act like</i>

1251
01:00:53,442 --> 01:00:56,742
nothing's wrong,
which is what she does
so well.

1252
01:00:56,779 --> 01:00:58,489
Here we are.

1253
01:00:58,530 --> 01:01:00,450
Carrie:
Here we are,
here we are.

1254
01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:01,741
Reynolds:
Oh, this is murder.

1255
01:01:01,784 --> 01:01:04,584
You ready to come up?
I've got your arm.

1256
01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:06,700
- Woman: Good evening!
- I'm Princess Leia's mother.

1257
01:01:06,747 --> 01:01:08,577
( laughter )

1258
01:01:08,624 --> 01:01:11,334
I'm wondering now,
you're about to be
done with the third--

1259
01:01:11,377 --> 01:01:13,667
Final.
It's the end
of an era,

1260
01:01:13,712 --> 01:01:17,342
but we hope
that the public enjoy
all these fabulous things.

1261
01:01:17,383 --> 01:01:18,843
What is it
about show business

1262
01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:20,724
<i>that connects</i>
<i>the two of you</i>

1263
01:01:20,761 --> 01:01:22,721
when you're not
on a red carpet?

1264
01:01:22,763 --> 01:01:24,973
We are always
on a red carpet.

1265
01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:28,595
We have red carpets
at home, connecting
our homes.

1266
01:01:28,644 --> 01:01:31,144
We are not people
with personas.

1267
01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:33,648
Todd: This is
everything that came
out of my mother,

1268
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,110
right here, these two.

1269
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:37,030
- Ugh.
- That doesn't sound good.

1270
01:01:37,069 --> 01:01:38,689
That doesn't sound
very good.

1271
01:01:38,737 --> 01:01:40,777
<i> Well, it's a good thing.</i>

1272
01:01:40,823 --> 01:01:42,663
George Pennacchio:
<i> I'll ask one more question.</i>

1273
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:45,029
-<i> ( gavel pounds )</i>
- Sold.

1274
01:01:45,077 --> 01:01:49,537
475 to paddle number 1073.

1275
01:01:49,581 --> 01:01:52,671
My mom, she's having
second thoughts

1276
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,289
about the Rat Pack
costumes.

1277
01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:57,626
<i> She said, "I think</i>
<i> I want to keep them."</i>

1278
01:01:57,673 --> 01:01:59,883
<i> She personally collected</i>
<i> these outfits.</i>

1279
01:01:59,925 --> 01:02:02,005
Debbie went
to Peter Lawford.

1280
01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:03,932
And he was like,
"Why in the hell do you want

1281
01:02:03,971 --> 01:02:05,761
my underwear and socks
and my outfit?"

1282
01:02:05,806 --> 01:02:07,556
<i> And she's like,</i>
<i> "I want the whole ensemble,</i>

1283
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:09,559
<i> and I want it</i>
<i> for the museum.</i>

1284
01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:12,191
Reynolds:
<i> I had a dream last night.</i>

1285
01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:13,599
I say it's a vision.

1286
01:02:13,647 --> 01:02:17,107
I say it's someone
speaking to me,

1287
01:02:17,151 --> 01:02:21,401
that I should not
sell the boys.

1288
01:02:21,447 --> 01:02:27,407
¶ And all at once
it seems so nice ¶

1289
01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:31,253
¶ The folks are throwing
shoes and rice... ¶

1290
01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:34,580
Reynolds:
<i> When I worked with Frank,</i>
<i> he called me "sweetie."</i>

1291
01:02:34,626 --> 01:02:36,746
<i> "Come on, sweetie,</i>
<i> sit over here."</i>

1292
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:39,045
So, I don't want to sell,

1293
01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,719
and I have to be here

1294
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,838
and I have to be happy
about it,

1295
01:02:43,886 --> 01:02:47,426
so I have to have
happy things in my head.

1296
01:02:48,807 --> 01:02:51,137
<i> I love having my ghosts</i>

1297
01:02:51,185 --> 01:02:53,845
<i> and I love having</i>
<i> my memories.</i>

1298
01:02:53,896 --> 01:02:57,396
<i> It's like you have</i>
<i> a friend forever.</i>

1299
01:02:57,441 --> 01:03:02,491
It makes me smile
when I even just
say their names.

1300
01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:06,069
Auctioneer:
<i> Sold, 650 to paddle 6000.</i>

1301
01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,986
<i> At the time,</i>
<i> the Hollywood Heritage Museum</i>

1302
01:03:08,035 --> 01:03:10,325
did not have the funds
or the property

1303
01:03:10,370 --> 01:03:12,450
of the Hollywood
current museum

1304
01:03:12,498 --> 01:03:14,748
as it says
in the catalogue,

1305
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:16,501
so, with that in mind,

1306
01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:17,923
<i> we're going to sell</i>
<i> lot number 235.</i>

1307
01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:19,381
<i> Opening bid?</i>

1308
01:03:19,421 --> 01:03:23,131
<i> 20,000.</i>
<i> Joe has the bid</i>
<i> at 20,000.</i>

1309
01:03:23,175 --> 01:03:25,005
<i> 20,000,</i>
<i> the opening bid.</i>

1310
01:03:25,052 --> 01:03:26,682
$22,500.

1311
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,760
Is that a bid, sir?
Or are you just-- yep.

1312
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,055
<i> 25,000.</i>
<i> Thank you.</i>

1313
01:03:30,098 --> 01:03:31,348
<i> 25,000.</i>

1314
01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:34,101
<i> Gentleman on the aisle</i>
<i> at 25,000</i>

1315
01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:35,734
<i> for the Charlie Chaplin--</i>

1316
01:03:35,771 --> 01:03:38,151
- Man:<i> 27,500.</i>
- Auctioneer:<i> 27,500.</i>

1317
01:03:38,190 --> 01:03:39,730
<i> Next would be 30,000.</i>

1318
01:03:39,775 --> 01:03:42,145
<i> Going once, going twice,</i>

1319
01:03:42,194 --> 01:03:45,494
<i> selling for $27,500.</i>

1320
01:03:58,961 --> 01:04:00,461
The dog will not leave,

1321
01:04:00,504 --> 01:04:02,804
so do you want him
to lie down?

1322
01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:04,839
Stevens:
<i> Um, he's okay there.</i>

1323
01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:07,843
Reynolds:
But I'm gonna sort of face
that way a little bit.

1324
01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,966
'Cause I just--
I look so bad.

1325
01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:11,763
I don't want
to face direct.

1326
01:04:11,807 --> 01:04:13,767
Stevens:
<i> No, you're gonna</i>
<i> talk to me...</i>

1327
01:04:13,809 --> 01:04:16,059
- Oh, good, good.
- ...but I was gonna
stand right here.

1328
01:04:16,103 --> 01:04:17,693
Now...

1329
01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:21,109
is the hair in one place?

1330
01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:23,149
- Stevens:<i> The hair?</i>
- It's one place.

1331
01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:24,943
Okay, there we are.

1332
01:04:24,987 --> 01:04:26,857
Stevens:
<i> The hair looks very good.</i>

1333
01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:29,065
<i> Okay, how are you--</i>
<i> by the way, how are</i>
<i> you doing?</i>

1334
01:04:29,116 --> 01:04:32,736
Well, it's not my best day,
but that's all right

1335
01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:34,996
because we've had
other days that are worse.

1336
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,158
Have we?

1337
01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:38,116
I'm happy to be here.

1338
01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:40,076
<i> First thing I want</i>
<i> to ask you about</i>

1339
01:04:40,127 --> 01:04:42,207
<i> is how many years were</i>
<i> you under contract at MGM?</i>

1340
01:04:42,254 --> 01:04:48,174
I was at MGM
from 1948...

1341
01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:50,548
through
"How the West Was Won."

1342
01:04:50,596 --> 01:04:52,966
We made a lot
of pictures at MGM,

1343
01:04:53,015 --> 01:04:54,555
and I had
a wonderful time.

1344
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:55,850
I had a wonderful time.

1345
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:58,062
I had... youth,
you know.

1346
01:04:58,103 --> 01:05:01,023
I had--
I was just a kid.

1347
01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:02,734
I didn't know anything,

1348
01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:04,774
and they taught me
everything.

1349
01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:08,238
<i> Can we talk a little bit</i>
<i> about your brother</i>

1350
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,570
<i> and just a little bit</i>
<i> about Texas?</i>

1351
01:05:10,616 --> 01:05:12,236
-<i> Because, um...</i>
- If you like.

1352
01:05:12,284 --> 01:05:13,244
-<i> Is that okay?</i>
- Sure.

1353
01:05:13,285 --> 01:05:14,485
<i> Oh, hi, Carrie!</i>

1354
01:05:14,536 --> 01:05:16,826
¶ I'm not here. ¶

1355
01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:20,287
Reynolds:
<i> You're going?</i>

1356
01:05:20,334 --> 01:05:21,674
<i>I'm going.</i>

1357
01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:22,710
Go to bed.

1358
01:05:22,753 --> 01:05:24,463
Yes, go to bed.

1359
01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:26,174
<i> Say good night</i>
<i> to everybody.</i>

1360
01:05:26,214 --> 01:05:28,304
Good night
to everybody.

1361
01:05:28,342 --> 01:05:30,132
Stevens:
<i> Will you come back</i>
<i> and visit us?</i>

1362
01:05:30,177 --> 01:05:32,837
Reynolds:
<i> No, no, no.</i>
<i> She's got to go to bed.</i>

1363
01:05:32,888 --> 01:05:34,008
( mouthing words )

1364
01:05:34,056 --> 01:05:35,596
( chuckles )

1365
01:05:35,641 --> 01:05:36,931
<i>( alarm blaring )</i>

1366
01:05:36,975 --> 01:05:38,555
Stevens:
Oh, no! Oh, no!

1367
01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:41,522
( laughing ) The alarm!
She's locked in now!

1368
01:05:49,905 --> 01:05:51,945
Wait, Carrie!

1369
01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:54,410
I have no idea
what the alarm is.

1370
01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:56,241
Carrie:
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

1371
01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:57,986
<i> ( alarm continues )</i>

1372
01:05:58,038 --> 01:06:01,538
I-I have no--
I have no idea...

1373
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:02,873
Oh, my God.

1374
01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:04,918
Now the police
with come?

1375
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:06,251
I suppose.

1376
01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:07,456
Michael?

1377
01:06:07,506 --> 01:06:11,926
Try 985-3193
or something.

1378
01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:15,428
I don't remember ever...

1379
01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:19,642
I don't remember ever,
ever turning this alarm on.

1380
01:06:19,685 --> 01:06:22,845
<i> ¶</i> Just one
<i> of those things ¶</i>

1381
01:06:22,896 --> 01:06:25,436
¶ Just one of those
fabulous things. ¶

1382
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:26,982
It wasn't my day.

1383
01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:30,395
-<i> ( alarm continues )</i>
- ( dog barks )

1384
01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:31,895
- ( alarm stops )
- Stevens:<i> That's it!</i>

1385
01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:33,817
-<i> Yay! ( clapping )</i>
- Carrie:<i> Ohh!</i>

1386
01:06:36,952 --> 01:06:39,122
Stevens:<i> Debbie,</i>
<i> while you're here,</i>

1387
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:42,412
<i> can you just tell us</i>
<i> about the shoes and stuff?</i>

1388
01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:43,667
Okay.

1389
01:06:43,709 --> 01:06:45,629
<i> This is Judy Garland's shoe.</i>

1390
01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:50,129
Well, was, of course.

1391
01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:52,013
They look small,
don't they?

1392
01:06:52,050 --> 01:06:53,760
Stevens:
<i> Mm-hmm.</i>

1393
01:06:53,802 --> 01:06:55,142
They would fit me.

1394
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:56,178
<i> Do you think</i>
<i> they fit you now?</i>

1395
01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:57,601
She wore 5 1/2.

1396
01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:01,021
Stevens:
<i> I'll get that for you.</i>

1397
01:07:01,059 --> 01:07:02,929
- Sorry.
- Man:<i> Okay.</i>

1398
01:07:02,978 --> 01:07:04,938
I think we should end it
at the end of this.

1399
01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:06,560
Man:
<i> Okay, yeah.</i>

1400
01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:09,606
'Cause I think
everything's going wrong.

1401
01:07:09,651 --> 01:07:11,281
Okay.

1402
01:07:11,319 --> 01:07:13,609
And this...

1403
01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:15,235
is...

1404
01:07:15,282 --> 01:07:18,582
¶ We're off
to see the Wizard ¶

1405
01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:20,868
¶ The wonderful
Wizard of Oz. ¶

1406
01:07:20,912 --> 01:07:23,252
Thank you.
Thank you.

1407
01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:24,540
Thank you.

1408
01:07:26,001 --> 01:07:27,171
Thank you.

1409
01:07:29,296 --> 01:07:30,546
( kisses )

1410
01:07:34,926 --> 01:07:36,966
Chaplin.

1411
01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:40,967
Come on.

1412
01:07:41,016 --> 01:07:41,926
Come on.

1413
01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:43,265
Stevens:
<i> Thanks, Debbie.</i>

1414
01:07:43,310 --> 01:07:44,520
- Come on.
- Stevens:<i> You got it?</i>

1415
01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:45,851
Man:
<i> Mm-hmm.</i>

1416
01:07:55,906 --> 01:07:57,406
<i> ( dog barks )</i>

1417
01:07:57,449 --> 01:07:59,069
Carrie:
<i> Dwight!</i>

1418
01:07:59,117 --> 01:08:01,367
Do you want to go
to Vegas?

1419
01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:02,951
I know Dwight does.

1420
01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:06,366
Dwight always wants
to go to Vegas.

1421
01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:07,996
And they get
very excited.

1422
01:08:08,043 --> 01:08:10,043
Come on, it's hard
to take both of them.

1423
01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,206
<i> Come on, Dwig.</i>

1424
01:08:13,507 --> 01:08:16,047
Carrie:
<i> We are going to do Vegas</i>

1425
01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,682
with my mother.

1426
01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:21,049
I didn't know it
until my daughter told me.

1427
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:22,597
<i> It's absurd.</i>

1428
01:08:22,641 --> 01:08:24,351
<i> If you're going</i>
<i> to retire, you retire.</i>

1429
01:08:24,392 --> 01:08:27,442
She retires and books
an engagement in Vegas,

1430
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:29,439
and then says,
"Come help me."

1431
01:08:29,481 --> 01:08:32,191
I don't believe that
that's the last one.

1432
01:08:33,276 --> 01:08:36,066
<i> ( sirens wailing )</i>

1433
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,782
Carrie:
<i> This is all against</i>

1434
01:08:37,823 --> 01:08:39,953
doctor's orders, now,

1435
01:08:39,991 --> 01:08:43,541
as if any orders
apply to Debbie.

1436
01:08:45,288 --> 01:08:48,748
But everyone ends up
in Vegas.

1437
01:08:50,418 --> 01:08:52,918
<i> You know,</i>
<i> if my mother's unhappy,</i>

1438
01:08:52,963 --> 01:08:54,633
it lives on my grid,

1439
01:08:54,673 --> 01:08:57,423
so I both want to

1440
01:08:57,467 --> 01:09:01,087
and have to
help my mother.

1441
01:09:03,849 --> 01:09:05,769
<i> She was very good</i>
<i> to her mother,</i>

1442
01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:07,769
and her mother
didn't deserve it.

1443
01:09:09,271 --> 01:09:10,731
Debbie deserves it.

1444
01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:14,443
<i> ( projector whirring )</i>

1445
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,694
Carrie:
<i> When Debbie</i>
<i> got into show business,</i>

1446
01:09:16,736 --> 01:09:18,566
<i> obviously it was</i>
<i> a big difference</i>
<i> in your lives,</i>

1447
01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:20,243
<i> but did you like it?</i>

1448
01:09:20,282 --> 01:09:22,782
Maxine Reynolds:
<i> Mm-mm. I think it's phony.</i>

1449
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:25,656
Your mother never knew
what it was,

1450
01:09:25,704 --> 01:09:27,584
and we went in blind.

1451
01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:29,412
And did you encourage her
to go in?

1452
01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:32,747
No. In fact, I've tried
to get her out of it.
( laughing )

1453
01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:35,044
What did Grandpa think
of show business?

1454
01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:37,458
<i> Eh, he thought</i>
<i> it was a crazy way</i>
<i> to make a living.</i>

1455
01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,087
<i> ( chuckling )</i>

1456
01:09:39,134 --> 01:09:41,344
<i>Well, what do you wish</i>
<i>that she would have done?</i>

1457
01:09:41,386 --> 01:09:44,096
<i> She wanted</i>
<i> to be a gym teacher.</i>
<i> You know that.</i>

1458
01:09:44,139 --> 01:09:46,389
<i>You think she would have</i>
<i>been happier doing that?</i>

1459
01:09:46,433 --> 01:09:48,523
<i> I think it would have</i>
<i> been more normal.</i>

1460
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,140
<i> But she loves</i>
<i> what she's doing,</i>
<i> let's face it.</i>

1461
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,017
<i> Loved it all,</i>
<i> and still does.</i>

1462
01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:54,774
- Carrie:<i> Yeah, she does.</i>
-<i> Yeah.</i>

1463
01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:56,896
God gave her brains,
but He didn't put 'em
up here,

1464
01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:58,363
He put 'em
down in her ankles.

1465
01:10:08,163 --> 01:10:11,463
This is the view
of the whole--
this is Vegas.

1466
01:10:13,168 --> 01:10:15,748
<i> I've been coming here</i>
<i> since the '60s,</i>

1467
01:10:15,795 --> 01:10:19,335
<i> but this will be</i>
<i> probably the finale.</i>

1468
01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:21,632
I'm not feeling
that well,

1469
01:10:21,676 --> 01:10:26,846
and so, to be well enough
to do my whole show,

1470
01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:32,190
I asked my children
if they would come up
and relieve me.

1471
01:10:34,314 --> 01:10:35,984
Carrie:
<i> "Carrie says, 'Mother,</i>

1472
01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:38,404
<i> you know</i>
<i> I started in your act</i>

1473
01:10:38,443 --> 01:10:40,153
at 14 years of age."

1474
01:10:40,195 --> 01:10:41,685
Who talks like that?

1475
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:45,778
"Todd comes onstage
and the family banters."

1476
01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:47,445
I don't want
to make fun of it,

1477
01:10:47,494 --> 01:10:49,744
'cause it's sweet
and she wrote this.

1478
01:10:49,788 --> 01:10:53,288
Then she sings
"This is a Lovely Way
to Spend an Evening"

1479
01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:54,713
and "Tammy."

1480
01:10:56,628 --> 01:10:59,048
<i> I hope</i>
<i> it works out well.</i>

1481
01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:03,589
And the song
that she's picked,
for me-- perfect.

1482
01:11:03,635 --> 01:11:08,425
¶ I'll never say no
to you ¶

1483
01:11:08,473 --> 01:11:12,683
¶ Whatever you say,
I'll do ¶

1484
01:11:12,727 --> 01:11:18,607
¶ If you ask me to wait
for a lifetime ¶

1485
01:11:18,650 --> 01:11:21,440
¶ You know
I'd gladly wait ¶

1486
01:11:21,486 --> 01:11:25,606
¶ For a lifetime
or two ¶

1487
01:11:25,657 --> 01:11:29,077
¶ Just to look at you. ¶

1488
01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:31,079
( coins clinking )

1489
01:11:42,841 --> 01:11:46,181
Reynolds:
<i> The only way you make it</i>
<i> through life is to fight.</i>

1490
01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:48,299
<i> You don't get there</i>
<i> the easy way.</i>

1491
01:11:49,889 --> 01:11:51,509
<i> If you feel sorry</i>
<i> for yourself</i>

1492
01:11:51,558 --> 01:11:53,308
<i> and you let yourself</i>
<i> go down,</i>

1493
01:11:53,351 --> 01:11:54,931
<i> you will drown.</i>

1494
01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:02,777
Todd:
<i> Why don't we get you</i>
<i> out of there--</i>

1495
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,529
Just-- see that
doorway down there?

1496
01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:05,951
No, I know
where to park it.

1497
01:12:05,989 --> 01:12:07,659
- Okay.
- How about we walk you...

1498
01:12:07,699 --> 01:12:09,159
- ...and then we'll...
- Well, first I want to--

1499
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,490
I'll take care
of your cart.

1500
01:12:10,535 --> 01:12:13,075
- Okay.
- She goes out the opposite.

1501
01:12:13,121 --> 01:12:14,701
- Well.
- I was trying to
get you out the easy--

1502
01:12:14,748 --> 01:12:16,618
I know.
I saw where
you were going.

1503
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,206
I was trying
to get the stuff.

1504
01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:20,331
- I'll take care of this.
- I've got it.

1505
01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:22,088
- All right.
- Thank you.

1506
01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:25,836
<i> ( quiet chatter )</i>

1507
01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:32,807
- ( band playing )
- Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen.

1508
01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:34,969
Here's Debbie!

1509
01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:37,188
<i> ( cheering and applause )</i>

1510
01:12:43,568 --> 01:12:45,898
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

1511
01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:48,605
Welcome to
the South Point Hotel.

1512
01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:50,066
I look what?

1513
01:12:50,116 --> 01:12:51,316
- Woman:<i> Good!</i>
- Oh, thank-- oh!

1514
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,407
Woman
<i>Beautiful.</i>

1515
01:12:52,452 --> 01:12:54,082
She says I look all right.

1516
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,830
- ( applause )
-<i> Do I look all right</i>
<i> back there?</i>

1517
01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:58,123
<i> ( laughter )</i>

1518
01:12:58,166 --> 01:13:00,286
Down here,
I look like a hooker.

1519
01:13:00,335 --> 01:13:02,665
-<i> ( laughter )</i>
-<i> ( band playing )</i>

1520
01:13:05,924 --> 01:13:08,174
This is it, you know.
You folks came at
the right time.

1521
01:13:08,218 --> 01:13:11,258
This is my last weekend ever
to be in show business.

1522
01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:12,474
- I'm gonna be...
- Audience:<i> Aww.</i>

1523
01:13:12,514 --> 01:13:13,934
I've got to retire.

1524
01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,563
Come on, say--
wish me luck.

1525
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,890
Yeah, "Good luck,
Debbie! Yeah."

1526
01:13:24,651 --> 01:13:26,481
¶ Good times
and bum times ¶

1527
01:13:26,528 --> 01:13:27,938
¶ I've seen 'em all ¶

1528
01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:31,067
¶ And my dear,
I'm still here ¶

1529
01:13:31,116 --> 01:13:32,616
¶ Plush velvet
sometimes ¶

1530
01:13:32,659 --> 01:13:34,909
<i> ¶ Sometimes pretzels</i>
<i> and beer ¶</i>

1531
01:13:34,953 --> 01:13:36,793
<i> ¶ But I'm here ¶</i>

1532
01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:39,960
¶ I was a kid
with dreams and pluck ¶

1533
01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:42,749
¶ One-third was talent,
two-thirds luck ¶

1534
01:13:42,794 --> 01:13:45,094
¶ I saw some dreams
disappear ¶

1535
01:13:45,130 --> 01:13:47,760
<i> ¶ But I'm here... ¶</i>

1536
01:13:47,799 --> 01:13:50,419
-<i> ( applause )</i>
-<i> I enjoyed making that--</i>

1537
01:13:50,468 --> 01:13:53,678
- Carrie:<i> ¶ I'll never</i>
<i> say no... ¶</i>
- Uh-oh.

1538
01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:55,431
¶ To you ¶

1539
01:13:55,473 --> 01:13:56,933
Reynolds:
You know my daughter.

1540
01:13:56,975 --> 01:14:00,975
<i>¶ Whatever you say</i>
<i>I'll do ¶</i>

1541
01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:02,230
<i>¶ If you ask me</i>
<i>to wait... ¶</i>

1542
01:14:02,272 --> 01:14:04,062
Carrie Fisher.

1543
01:14:04,107 --> 01:14:06,767
¶ ...for a lifetime ¶

1544
01:14:06,818 --> 01:14:09,688
¶ You know
I'll gladly wait ¶

1545
01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:14,657
¶ For a lifetime
or two ¶

1546
01:14:14,701 --> 01:14:17,581
<i>¶ Just to look</i>
<i>at you... ¶</i>

1547
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:18,790
Ah!
( laughs )

1548
01:14:18,830 --> 01:14:21,120
¶ I'll smile ¶

1549
01:14:21,166 --> 01:14:25,246
¶ If you say be glad ¶

1550
01:14:25,295 --> 01:14:26,875
¶ I'll weep ¶

1551
01:14:26,921 --> 01:14:30,011
¶ 'Cause I'm bipolar... ¶

1552
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:31,419
<i> ( laughter )</i>

1553
01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:35,137
¶ Today is tomorrow ¶

1554
01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:38,390
¶ If you do
too much blow... ¶

1555
01:14:38,433 --> 01:14:41,773
-<i> ( laughter )</i>
- ¶ I'll stay ¶

1556
01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:46,771
Both:
¶ Or I'll go ¶

1557
01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:49,566
¶ But I'll ¶

1558
01:14:49,611 --> 01:14:53,401
Both:
¶ Never say ¶

1559
01:14:53,448 --> 01:14:56,908
¶ No. ¶

1560
01:14:56,951 --> 01:14:58,121
<i> ( cheering and applause )</i>

1561
01:14:58,161 --> 01:14:59,951
Reynolds:
<i>My daughter.</i>

1562
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:08,665
<i>( applause and cheering</i>
<i>continue )</i>

1563
01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:13,625
Nice to see you.

1564
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:14,796
Woman:
<i>Oh, likewise.</i>

1565
01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,474
( indistinct chatter )

1566
01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:19,562
- Please don't retire.
- Oh, no, it's time.

1567
01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:21,469
- So beautiful.
- I love you.

1568
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,557
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.

1569
01:15:23,603 --> 01:15:25,273
Great show.

1570
01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:27,863
Thank you.
Hi. How are you doing?

1571
01:15:27,899 --> 01:15:29,819
Bye-bye.
Good night.

1572
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:34,315
<i> ( music playing )</i>

1573
01:15:43,248 --> 01:15:44,618
Donald on phone:
<i> Hi, Alexis.</i>

1574
01:15:44,666 --> 01:15:46,286
<i> This is Donald</i>
<i> calling for Debbie.</i>

1575
01:15:46,334 --> 01:15:48,634
<i> She's not gonna be able</i>
<i> to do that tomorrow.</i>

1576
01:15:48,670 --> 01:15:49,960
<i> I'm gonna put her on</i>

1577
01:15:50,004 --> 01:15:51,674
<i> so you can hear</i>
<i> how her voice is.</i>

1578
01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:53,304
<i> Hold on one second.</i>

1579
01:15:55,093 --> 01:15:56,593
Debbie on phone:
<i> Okay.</i>

1580
01:15:56,636 --> 01:15:58,336
-<i> She's not there?</i>
- Donald:<i> No.</i>

1581
01:15:58,388 --> 01:16:00,388
<i> Hello, Alexis?</i>

1582
01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:02,351
<i> This is Debbie.</i>

1583
01:16:02,392 --> 01:16:05,062
<i> If I can't speak,</i>

1584
01:16:05,103 --> 01:16:10,113
<i> I don't know a reason</i>
<i> to try to do a recording.</i>

1585
01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:15,279
<i> Why don't we just forget</i>
<i> about this till I'm well?</i>

1586
01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:17,661
<i> I'm sorry to bother you</i>
<i> with it.</i>

1587
01:16:17,699 --> 01:16:20,279
<i> Sorry to bother</i>
<i> the both of us.</i>

1588
01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:24,156
<i> Anyway, Carrie says</i>
<i> I should stop saying that.</i>

1589
01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:26,285
<i> I'm sorry.</i>

1590
01:16:26,332 --> 01:16:29,002
<i> But I am sorry.</i>
<i> Bye.</i>

1591
01:16:36,134 --> 01:16:39,474
Carrie:
<i> So, just when we thought</i>
<i> she'd stay home for a while,</i>

1592
01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:42,852
<i> my mom gets this big</i>
<i> lifetime achievement award,</i>

1593
01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:45,930
<i> and she's right there</i>
<i> back in the spotlight.</i>

1594
01:16:45,977 --> 01:16:48,307
Reporter:
<i> Actress Debbie Reynolds</i>
<i> will be the recipient</i>

1595
01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:52,114
<i> of this year's</i>
<i> Screen Actors Guild</i>
<i> Lifetime Achievement Award.</i>

1596
01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:54,110
<i> The ceremony</i>
<i> will be broadcast live</i>

1597
01:16:54,152 --> 01:16:57,652
<i> from the Shrine Auditorium</i>
<i> in Hollywood, California.</i>

1598
01:16:57,697 --> 01:17:00,407
She was already making up
speeches in her head.

1599
01:17:01,576 --> 01:17:02,736
You know, she's like...

1600
01:17:04,329 --> 01:17:06,079
Her thing is sort of like,
"Well, I'm--

1601
01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:08,252
finally, they're..."

1602
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:09,871
But she doesn't say that.

1603
01:17:09,917 --> 01:17:12,537
But they haven't been--

1604
01:17:12,587 --> 01:17:15,377
they haven't lavished her
with awards.

1605
01:17:18,176 --> 01:17:21,256
Yep, you sit at your seat,
just next to your mom here.

1606
01:17:21,304 --> 01:17:24,314
That would be terrific.

1607
01:17:24,349 --> 01:17:25,599
Carrie:
Here we go.

1608
01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:30,774
Man:
<i> Debbie Reynolds,</i>
<i> Lifetime Achievement Award.</i>

1609
01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:32,943
<i> Debbie Reynolds,</i>
<i> Lifetime Achievement Award.</i>

1610
01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:36,192
<i> Carrie Fisher, standing in</i>
<i> for Debbie Reynolds.</i>

1611
01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:37,275
¶ Follies... ¶

1612
01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:42,198
Todd, I--
Todd, I stayed overnight.

1613
01:17:42,241 --> 01:17:44,121
I was-- yeah.

1614
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,740
She doesn't feel well.

1615
01:17:45,787 --> 01:17:48,247
She feels like shit.

1616
01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:50,079
Then let's do that.

1617
01:17:50,124 --> 01:17:54,594
Let's let her not be there
at the table, and lay down...

1618
01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:59,375
That doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.

1619
01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:01,425
I'll find out,
but it doesn't matter.

1620
01:18:01,469 --> 01:18:04,349
Oh, how much time
would she have to sit
at the table?

1621
01:18:07,892 --> 01:18:10,892
Carrie:
We're gonna need some kind
of place for her to lay down.

1622
01:18:10,937 --> 01:18:12,727
Yeah. Sure.

1623
01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:15,192
Carrie:
<i> Okay, so if there's</i>
<i> just, like, anything</i>

1624
01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:16,863
that's not embarrassing.

1625
01:18:16,901 --> 01:18:19,321
Woman:
<i>We'll make</i>
<i>an area for her.</i>

1626
01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:21,532
( Carrie whispering )

1627
01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:23,072
Got it.
We'll-- we'll--

1628
01:18:23,116 --> 01:18:24,696
- we can make this work.
- She's like...

1629
01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:26,122
Yeah.
It's okay, Carrie.

1630
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:28,370
We can make this work.
We've done it before.

1631
01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:32,786
( Carrie crying )

1632
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:47,050
They're gonna set aside, like,
a little area for her...

1633
01:18:47,098 --> 01:18:49,138
so she can do it,
you know.

1634
01:18:49,183 --> 01:18:51,353
( crying continues )

1635
01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:55,024
I know.

1636
01:18:56,858 --> 01:18:58,818
Woman:
Give Debbie my best,
all right?

1637
01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:03,855
Carrie:
<i> Hi, Mama.</i>

1638
01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:09,034
I passionately,
passionately

1639
01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:11,578
am going to marry you
while you're sleeping
tonight.

1640
01:19:16,544 --> 01:19:19,714
And by the morning,
I will have taken
all your money.

1641
01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:21,705
<i> ( Gurko laughs )</i>

1642
01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:25,842
No, I want
your bedroom cleared.

1643
01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:31,559
Except for me
because I'm your favorite!

1644
01:19:34,729 --> 01:19:36,189
<i> Oh.</i>

1645
01:19:38,316 --> 01:19:40,856
I'm sorry.
God damn it.

1646
01:19:40,902 --> 01:19:42,192
I know.

1647
01:19:43,321 --> 01:19:44,821
Well, please, could--

1648
01:19:44,864 --> 01:19:48,454
is there any way
you could go to sleep...

1649
01:19:48,493 --> 01:19:49,743
now?

1650
01:19:52,872 --> 01:19:54,752
Okay, I'll get off
the phone with you.

1651
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,920
I'm-- I'm coming home.

1652
01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:12,385
<i> ( music playing )</i>

1653
01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,397
Carrie:
<i> I like Christmas.</i>

1654
01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:22,232
<i> I like the lights.</i>

1655
01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:24,779
<i> My mom...</i>

1656
01:20:25,988 --> 01:20:28,318
<i> she</i> is<i> Christmas.</i>

1657
01:20:28,366 --> 01:20:30,316
<i> She's something special.</i>

1658
01:20:32,954 --> 01:20:36,584
- Wait, did you get drinks?
- Yeah, perfect.

1659
01:20:36,624 --> 01:20:39,464
Seriously, though,
you secretly want something.

1660
01:20:39,502 --> 01:20:40,832
I know you do.

1661
01:20:40,878 --> 01:20:43,128
<i> ( audience laughs on TV )</i>

1662
01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:46,762
Carrie:
<i> You know, I could do</i>
<i> a pretty good Streisand.</i>

1663
01:20:46,801 --> 01:20:50,141
¶ You're a funny girl ¶

1664
01:20:50,179 --> 01:20:52,299
¶ That's me ¶

1665
01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:57,138
¶ I keep them
in stitches ¶

1666
01:20:57,186 --> 01:21:01,186
¶ Doubled in half ¶

1667
01:21:01,232 --> 01:21:06,532
¶ And though I may be all ¶

1668
01:21:06,571 --> 01:21:10,781
¶ Wrong for the guy ¶

1669
01:21:10,825 --> 01:21:14,115
¶ I'm good for a laugh. ¶

1670
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:16,161
Your voice is beautiful.

1671
01:21:16,205 --> 01:21:17,445
Thank you.

1672
01:21:17,498 --> 01:21:19,958
Um...
( groans )

1673
01:21:20,001 --> 01:21:23,461
I should have been
a pair of ragged claws

1674
01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:26,964
scuttling across the floors
of silent seas!

1675
01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:30,431
<i> You know what would</i>
<i> be so cool?</i>

1676
01:21:30,469 --> 01:21:35,469
To get to the end
of my personality...

1677
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,386
and just, like,
lay in the sun.

1678
01:21:37,435 --> 01:21:39,385
<i> ( music playing on TV )</i>

1679
01:21:39,437 --> 01:21:42,397
Oh, I have to watch
a little of this.

1680
01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:44,190
I'm sick of myself.

1681
01:21:46,193 --> 01:21:47,443
Smile.

1682
01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:50,856
¶ I'm crazy about ya... ¶

1683
01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:54,326
Carrie:
<i> I love this movie.</i>

1684
01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:56,288
<i> I love every lyric.</i>

1685
01:21:56,329 --> 01:21:59,869
¶ I can't do
without ya... ¶

1686
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,995
Woman:
<i> Are you okay, Carrie?</i>

1687
01:22:02,043 --> 01:22:04,843
Mmm.

1688
01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:06,749
That's how I've gotten
through a lot of it...

1689
01:22:06,797 --> 01:22:09,257
- is abstract it...
- Woman:<i> Mm-hmm.</i>

1690
01:22:09,300 --> 01:22:13,470
...so that it's not
happening to me.

1691
01:22:13,512 --> 01:22:15,222
It's...

1692
01:22:21,062 --> 01:22:23,812
I just--
I'm a, um...

1693
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:27,016
type of bird.

1694
01:22:27,068 --> 01:22:29,228
( laughing )

1695
01:22:34,867 --> 01:22:37,077
I'm manic right now.
I didn't know if you've...

1696
01:22:39,038 --> 01:22:42,368
And I haven't been
for a while.

1697
01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:46,666
¶ Than be
hap-hap-hap-happy... ¶

1698
01:22:46,712 --> 01:22:49,302
It'll go out of style soon,

1699
01:22:49,340 --> 01:22:51,550
and then I'll just
be quirky.

1700
01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:52,972
¶ ...else! ¶

1701
01:22:53,010 --> 01:22:54,590
<i> ( cheering and applause )</i>

1702
01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:57,508
-<i> ( bangs )</i>
- Carrie:<i> Ohh!</i>

1703
01:22:57,556 --> 01:22:59,386
( gasps )
Careful, all right?

1704
01:22:59,433 --> 01:23:00,813
( chuckles )

1705
01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:04,231
¶ Makes me so exquisite... ¶

1706
01:23:04,271 --> 01:23:08,321
I make my own blends.

1707
01:23:08,359 --> 01:23:10,529
Okay, you just kind of...

1708
01:23:10,569 --> 01:23:12,899
- ( vocalizes )
- ( woman laughs )

1709
01:23:12,947 --> 01:23:15,277
- Fun tonight.
- It's more than fun.

1710
01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:16,664
It's-- it's magical,

1711
01:23:16,701 --> 01:23:19,911
and things
will start happening now

1712
01:23:19,954 --> 01:23:21,914
<i> that you</i> want
<i> to have happen.</i>

1713
01:23:21,956 --> 01:23:22,956
( laughing )

1714
01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:24,578
You are fucking amazing.

1715
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:27,665
- ( all laughing )
- I'm fuckin' amazing!

1716
01:23:34,802 --> 01:23:36,052
Man:
<i> I know.</i>

1717
01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:38,045
Yeah, later,
because they...

1718
01:23:38,097 --> 01:23:39,297
( continues indistinctly )

1719
01:23:40,808 --> 01:23:42,468
Woman:
<i> I know...</i>

1720
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,138
( chattering )

1721
01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:46,056
Billie:
Is she moving
at all?

1722
01:23:46,105 --> 01:23:48,935
Alexis:
Todd, you've got
to get her out.

1723
01:23:48,983 --> 01:23:51,193
You can't push her
or you don't get nothin'.

1724
01:23:51,235 --> 01:23:55,065
If you push,
and then she gets mad,
you can't have that.

1725
01:23:55,114 --> 01:23:56,614
That's the worst thing
that could happen,

1726
01:23:56,657 --> 01:23:58,157
so you've gotta just
kind of act like...

1727
01:24:00,411 --> 01:24:01,701
The show has started.

1728
01:24:03,414 --> 01:24:06,544
And I'd like to accept
this award on behalf

1729
01:24:06,584 --> 01:24:08,884
of every dog on Earth.

1730
01:24:10,838 --> 01:24:12,918
Carrie:
Jodie Hattaway!

1731
01:24:12,965 --> 01:24:14,875
Can you go check
and just tell us anything?

1732
01:24:14,925 --> 01:24:16,875
<i> Yes, I will be happy to.</i>

1733
01:24:16,927 --> 01:24:18,757
Billie:<i> Does she realize</i>
<i> that we're gonna</i>
<i> miss the show?</i>

1734
01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:20,224
Of course.

1735
01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:23,854
Should I go and, like,
hustle her out?

1736
01:24:23,893 --> 01:24:25,523
Woman:
<i> Your mom or Debbie?</i>

1737
01:24:31,984 --> 01:24:34,444
Here comes the old lady.
I'm very sorry.

1738
01:24:34,487 --> 01:24:35,737
Woman:
<i> Yay!</i>

1739
01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:37,360
We're here, Mom,
right here.

1740
01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:39,656
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1741
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:42,370
So, hello, gorgeous.

1742
01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:43,661
Who said that?

1743
01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:45,004
I want to tell you all

1744
01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:47,539
what fun it is
to go out on the town.

1745
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:48,873
Woman:
<i> Have a good time.</i>

1746
01:24:48,918 --> 01:24:50,078
Reynolds:
Thank you.

1747
01:24:54,757 --> 01:24:56,007
I just want to say...

1748
01:24:56,050 --> 01:24:57,510
Todd:
Your segment.

1749
01:24:57,551 --> 01:25:00,221
What is my award?
Now I can't even think.

1750
01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:02,182
Todd:
You're getting the Lifetime
Achievement Award.

1751
01:25:02,223 --> 01:25:03,933
Life-- well,
that's the thing, see?

1752
01:25:03,974 --> 01:25:06,564
I get upset, so I can't
remember anything.

1753
01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:08,892
It's an achievement
that you even got here.

1754
01:25:08,938 --> 01:25:10,558
Todd:
That's the real
achievement.

1755
01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:12,266
This is the what award?

1756
01:25:12,316 --> 01:25:14,476
Billie:
<i>Lifetime Achievement.</i>

1757
01:25:14,527 --> 01:25:16,277
- But...
- Screen Actors Guild.

1758
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:18,200
- Screen Actors Guild.
- Todd: But it's on
the prompter.

1759
01:25:18,239 --> 01:25:19,609
Carrie, was the prompter
big enough?

1760
01:25:19,657 --> 01:25:20,947
The prompter is huge.

1761
01:25:20,991 --> 01:25:22,281
I just want to know
what it is.

1762
01:25:22,326 --> 01:25:24,116
Like, in real life
right now,

1763
01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:25,661
like we're talking here--

1764
01:25:25,704 --> 01:25:28,124
we're talking,
and we're just saying.

1765
01:25:28,165 --> 01:25:30,615
Billie:
<i>We're just saying it's the SAG</i>
<i>Lifetime Achievement Award.</i>

1766
01:25:30,668 --> 01:25:34,838
It's just called
a Life Achievement--

1767
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:37,460
like S-A-G?

1768
01:25:37,508 --> 01:25:38,758
SAG Lifetime
Achievement Award.

1769
01:25:38,801 --> 01:25:40,261
Screen Actors Guild.

1770
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:43,392
- SAG. SAG.
- Billie:<i> SAG. Lifetime.</i>

1771
01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:45,760
You don't really
have to say it,
I don't think.

1772
01:25:45,808 --> 01:25:47,218
- I have to say it.
- I'm not worried about that.

1773
01:25:47,268 --> 01:25:48,678
I just want
to really know--

1774
01:25:48,727 --> 01:25:50,017
Todd:
She's gonna
set it all up for you.

1775
01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,652
I just really want to know
what it really is.

1776
01:25:51,689 --> 01:25:53,519
Right now,
I just blanked out.

1777
01:25:53,566 --> 01:25:56,816
Billie:
<i>It's the biggest honor</i>
<i>in your industry.</i>

1778
01:25:58,237 --> 01:26:00,357
- It is?
-<i> It's a big deal.</i>

1779
01:26:00,406 --> 01:26:03,316
- I mean, it actually is.
- All: It is!

1780
01:26:03,367 --> 01:26:05,197
Billie:
<i>No, it is.</i>
<i>It's the biggest honor.</i>

1781
01:26:05,244 --> 01:26:08,124
Todd:
Do you have enough air
on you back there?

1782
01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:12,956
You know, you keep
asking me questions.

1783
01:26:13,002 --> 01:26:16,342
- Did you--?
- I don't need
any questions.

1784
01:26:16,380 --> 01:26:19,510
Don't ask you questions.
Okay.

1785
01:26:19,550 --> 01:26:23,680
I'm just trying
to stay, uh, level,

1786
01:26:23,721 --> 01:26:26,721
like I'm-- I'm--
I'm, uh...

1787
01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:28,465
Todd:
<i>Don't talk to us.</i>
<i>Just relax.</i>

1788
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:30,057
Billie:
<i>Just breathe.</i>

1789
01:26:30,102 --> 01:26:32,442
Carrie:
<i>If you could</i>
<i>slow down just a tiny,</i>

1790
01:26:32,479 --> 01:26:33,939
<i>tiny, tiny little bit.</i>

1791
01:26:33,981 --> 01:26:35,441
Reynolds:<i> I know</i>
<i> you're being coached.</i>

1792
01:26:35,482 --> 01:26:38,322
Carrie:
<i>Vomiting is a possibility.</i>

1793
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,530
Reynolds:
<i> I know.</i>

1794
01:26:39,570 --> 01:26:41,110
Best of all,
don't-- don't--

1795
01:26:42,948 --> 01:26:44,818
I don't--
no, I'm not.

1796
01:26:48,579 --> 01:26:49,749
I know.

1797
01:26:49,788 --> 01:26:51,708
- Ohh.
- Okay, here we go.

1798
01:26:51,749 --> 01:26:54,749
Looks like
I'm going onstage.

1799
01:26:54,793 --> 01:26:57,173
Announcer:
<i> Please welcome</i>
<i> Carrie Fisher.</i>

1800
01:26:57,212 --> 01:26:58,842
<i> ( music playing )</i>

1801
01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:05,299
Okay.

1802
01:27:05,346 --> 01:27:06,756
Uh...

1803
01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:09,505
I am very close
to this year's

1804
01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:14,478
Screen Actors Guild
Life Achievement Award
honoree.

1805
01:27:14,521 --> 01:27:16,311
Gurko:
<i> Hey!</i>

1806
01:27:16,357 --> 01:27:18,437
<i> Gary, look,</i>
<i> there's your mommy.</i>

1807
01:27:18,484 --> 01:27:21,574
Carrie:
<i> I found it difficult</i>
<i> to share my mother</i>

1808
01:27:21,612 --> 01:27:23,612
<i> with her adoring fans...</i>

1809
01:27:23,656 --> 01:27:27,526
She's nervous as hell,
isn't she?

1810
01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:30,326
Carrie:
<i> She has lived</i>
<i> two lives...</i>

1811
01:27:30,371 --> 01:27:34,081
Gurko:
<i> I mean, she was throwing up</i>
<i> leading into this.</i>

1812
01:27:34,124 --> 01:27:36,714
I'm sure
Carrie's flipping out.

1813
01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:39,962
I am proud to present

1814
01:27:40,005 --> 01:27:44,215
the Screen Actors Guild
Life Achievement Award

1815
01:27:44,259 --> 01:27:47,799
to my mother,
Debbie Reynolds!

1816
01:27:47,846 --> 01:27:50,506
Ahh!

1817
01:27:50,557 --> 01:27:52,517
<i> ( music playing )</i>

1818
01:27:52,559 --> 01:27:53,929
( cheering )

1819
01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,944
( mouthing words )

1820
01:28:00,985 --> 01:28:03,685
- Reynolds:
Thank you. Thank you.
- ( cheering )

1821
01:28:03,737 --> 01:28:05,737
I want to thank
the Screen Actors Guild

1822
01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:08,071
for awarding me
with this tonight.

1823
01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:09,777
It's very unexpected.

1824
01:28:09,827 --> 01:28:11,657
And, you know, I've been
in the business now...

1825
01:28:11,704 --> 01:28:14,754
( deep breath )
...66 years.

1826
01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:18,710
And, uh, my favorite movie
was "Singin' in the Rain."

1827
01:28:18,752 --> 01:28:20,962
Well, I did mention--
did I say that? Yeah.

1828
01:28:21,005 --> 01:28:23,255
And I had a good time
making that picture,

1829
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:25,008
wearing myself out.

1830
01:28:25,050 --> 01:28:27,510
God gave us talent,
so we're very fortunate.

1831
01:28:27,553 --> 01:28:28,763
We all are.

1832
01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:30,514
What we do best,
believe in it.

1833
01:28:30,556 --> 01:28:32,556
And of course, we--
we do that of course,

1834
01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:35,769
and my favorite movie was
"The Unsinkable Molly Brown,"

1835
01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:38,101
and I had a lot of fun
doing that.

1836
01:28:38,147 --> 01:28:39,147
-<i> ( applause )</i>
- Thank you.

1837
01:28:39,189 --> 01:28:41,149
In that movie,
I got to sing

1838
01:28:41,191 --> 01:28:43,901
a wonderful film--
uh, song,

1839
01:28:43,944 --> 01:28:47,114
called, uh,
"I Ain't Down Yet."

1840
01:28:47,156 --> 01:28:49,406
- Well, I ain't.
- ( chuckles )

1841
01:28:49,450 --> 01:28:52,580
Thank you all very much
for this wonderful award.

1842
01:28:52,619 --> 01:28:54,199
<i> ( cheering and applause )</i>

1843
01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:55,996
-<i> ( music playing )</i>
- Thank you.

1844
01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:02,040
Announcer:
<i> Coming up-- Ethan Hawke,</i>

1845
01:29:02,087 --> 01:29:05,757
<i> Patricia Arquette,</i>
<i> Rashida Jones, Andy Samberg,</i>

1846
01:29:05,799 --> 01:29:08,969
<i> and, with a special tribute,</i>
<i> Liev Schreiber.</i>

1847
01:29:17,978 --> 01:29:19,058
( chatter )

1848
01:29:19,104 --> 01:29:20,944
- How was it?
- It was fine.

1849
01:29:20,981 --> 01:29:23,441
- Fine.
- Were you nervous
at all up there?

1850
01:29:23,484 --> 01:29:27,244
- Um, yes, but not for--
- I was nervous. I was nervous!

1851
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:28,529
When did you not
get nervous?

1852
01:29:28,572 --> 01:29:29,862
You seemed like
you settled down.

1853
01:29:29,907 --> 01:29:31,447
Well, no,
it wasn't that I--

1854
01:29:31,492 --> 01:29:33,782
the whole evening,
to me, was wonderful.

1855
01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:37,157
And there's no business
like show business.

1856
01:29:37,206 --> 01:29:38,536
- Tonight--
- You know what?

1857
01:29:38,582 --> 01:29:40,122
I have to say
something.

1858
01:29:40,167 --> 01:29:44,457
Everything about it
is appealing.

1859
01:29:44,505 --> 01:29:45,955
( laughter )

1860
01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:48,216
Something that
the traffic will applaud.

1861
01:29:48,258 --> 01:29:50,088
Everything.
No, seriously,
everything,

1862
01:29:50,135 --> 01:29:51,835
well, the traffic
will allow.

1863
01:29:51,887 --> 01:29:54,347
- Nowhere can you get...
- Woman:<i> That happy feeling.</i>

1864
01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:56,099
When you're stealing--

1865
01:29:56,141 --> 01:29:58,521
and I don't mean, you know,
out-and-out stealing...

1866
01:29:58,560 --> 01:29:59,810
An extra bow.

1867
01:29:59,853 --> 01:30:01,443
Extra bow.

1868
01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:03,190
But there's no people
like show people.

1869
01:30:03,232 --> 01:30:05,442
There are people
like show people.

1870
01:30:05,484 --> 01:30:07,114
- Nah, it's true.
- Now, that's true.

1871
01:30:07,152 --> 01:30:09,032
Well, the smiling
when they're low...

1872
01:30:09,071 --> 01:30:11,911
- ...us schizophrenics
are like that.
- Oh, really?

1873
01:30:11,949 --> 01:30:14,369
- So, they're
like show people.
- Reynolds: Really?

1874
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:18,619
If they offered you another
Life Achievement Award,
would you do it?

1875
01:30:18,664 --> 01:30:21,464
Now, I can't be funny
about tonight.

1876
01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:23,290
It's too special.

1877
01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:24,955
- Okay.
- It was a special night.

1878
01:30:25,003 --> 01:30:26,463
But that was
a good question, though.

1879
01:30:26,505 --> 01:30:28,625
Could you handle another
life achievement award?

1880
01:30:28,674 --> 01:30:30,224
'Cause they're gonna see
that you did one,

1881
01:30:30,259 --> 01:30:31,629
and they're gonna
want to do--

1882
01:30:31,677 --> 01:30:32,877
That's right,
the floodgates are open.

1883
01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:34,718
I can't answer it,
because...

1884
01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:36,303
it's too special,

1885
01:30:36,348 --> 01:30:38,428
and I won't
be here then.

1886
01:30:38,475 --> 01:30:40,345
I will have gone on.

1887
01:30:40,394 --> 01:30:41,984
So it's very important
for this moment--

1888
01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,650
For the<i> big</i>
life achievement.

1889
01:30:43,689 --> 01:30:45,399
( chuckles )

1890
01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:47,820
You don't get a chance

1891
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:50,240
to have a moment
like this very often.

1892
01:30:50,279 --> 01:30:52,399
It's not like any moment.

1893
01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,487
It's its own special moment.

1894
01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:56,413
<i> ( chatter )</i>

1895
01:30:56,451 --> 01:30:58,411
<i> ( laughter )</i>

1896
01:30:58,453 --> 01:31:00,163
-<i> ( piano music playing )</i>
- Man:<i> "The man that won you."</i>

1897
01:31:00,205 --> 01:31:02,785
¶ The man
that won you... ¶

1898
01:31:02,833 --> 01:31:04,003
"Has run off
and undone you."

1899
01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:06,212
¶ Has run off
and undone you ¶

1900
01:31:06,253 --> 01:31:09,253
- "The great beginning."
- ¶ The great beginning ¶

1901
01:31:09,298 --> 01:31:12,588
- "Has seen a final ending."
- ¶ Has seen a final ending ¶

1902
01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:15,934
- "Don't know what happened."
- ¶ Don't know what happened ¶

1903
01:31:15,971 --> 01:31:22,481
- "It's all a crazy game."
- ¶ It's all a crazy game ¶

1904
01:31:22,519 --> 01:31:25,979
Yeah! "Ever since
this world began."

1905
01:31:26,023 --> 01:31:28,693
¶ Ever since
this world began... ¶

1906
01:31:28,734 --> 01:31:31,194
Carrie:
<i> All right, we have to stop,</i>

1907
01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:33,486
<i> as my therapist</i>
<i> likes to say.</i>

1908
01:31:33,530 --> 01:31:34,990
Debbie:
<i> Say good night, George.</i>

1909
01:31:35,032 --> 01:31:36,362
<i> Can't you say,</i>
<i> "Good night, George,"</i>

1910
01:31:36,408 --> 01:31:37,868
<i> and I'll say,</i>
<i> "Good night, Gracie"?</i>

1911
01:31:37,910 --> 01:31:39,740
Carrie:
<i> That's not original, Mother.</i>

1912
01:31:39,786 --> 01:31:41,116
Reynolds:
<i> Oh, I know,</i>
<i> but it shouldn't be.</i>

1913
01:31:41,163 --> 01:31:42,543
<i> It should be</i>
<i> just simply funny.</i>

1914
01:31:42,581 --> 01:31:44,081
<i> It's slightly amusing</i>
<i> to you.</i>

1915
01:31:44,124 --> 01:31:45,674
Carrie:
<i> Why continue</i>
<i> working so hard?</i>

1916
01:31:45,709 --> 01:31:47,079
Reynolds:
<i> Say good night.</i>

1917
01:31:47,127 --> 01:31:48,877
<i> ( Carrie laughs )</i>
<i> Good night,</i>

1918
01:31:48,921 --> 01:31:51,051
<i> and thank you</i>
<i> for joining us here</i>

1919
01:31:51,089 --> 01:31:53,919
<i> around our family "herth"--</i>
<i> "harth."</i>

1920
01:31:53,967 --> 01:31:56,297
<i> ( Carrie laughing )</i>
<i> Hearth!</i>

1921
01:31:57,721 --> 01:31:59,431
Reynolds:
<i> You know I loved you.</i>

1922
01:32:01,475 --> 01:32:03,425
<i> ( music playing )</i>

1923
01:32:09,066 --> 01:32:12,686
<i> ¶ Love is a thing ¶</i>

1924
01:32:12,736 --> 01:32:14,436
-<i> ¶ A sting ¶</i>
-<i> ¶ Aah! ¶</i>

1925
01:32:14,488 --> 01:32:17,358
<i> ¶ That brings</i>
<i> a reason for livin' ¶</i>

1926
01:32:17,407 --> 01:32:20,407
<i> ¶ Love is a fling ¶</i>

1927
01:32:20,452 --> 01:32:25,042
<i> ¶ There's never any doubt ¶</i>

1928
01:32:25,082 --> 01:32:28,792
<i> ¶ Love will unhinge ¶</i>

1929
01:32:28,835 --> 01:32:30,585
-<i> ¶ And singe... ¶</i>
- Man:<i> Ow!</i>

1930
01:32:30,629 --> 01:32:34,259
<i> ¶ And cringe</i>
<i> the weak and the hearty ¶</i>

1931
01:32:34,299 --> 01:32:36,879
-<i> ¶ Love is a binge... ¶</i>
-<i> ( man hiccups ) Yeah.</i>

1932
01:32:36,927 --> 01:32:41,257
<i> ¶ That pushes logic out ¶</i>

1933
01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:45,516
<i> ¶ Love has a way</i>
<i> of catching ¶</i>

1934
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:49,730
<i> ¶ A person unaware ¶</i>

1935
01:32:49,773 --> 01:32:51,523
<i> ¶ No rhyme or reason ¶</i>

1936
01:32:51,566 --> 01:32:53,526
<i> ¶ Any time or season ¶</i>

1937
01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:55,608
<i> ¶ A blight, a fright ¶</i>

1938
01:32:55,654 --> 01:32:58,284
<i> ¶ A thief in the night ¶</i>

1939
01:32:58,323 --> 01:33:01,283
-<i> ¶ Love is a noose... ¶</i>
-<i> ( man groans )</i>

1940
01:33:01,326 --> 01:33:04,156
<i> ¶ A ruse,</i>
<i> no use to try ¶</i>

1941
01:33:04,204 --> 01:33:05,704
<i> ¶ To resist it ¶</i>

1942
01:33:05,747 --> 01:33:09,247
<i> ¶ Love is a thing ¶</i>

1943
01:33:09,293 --> 01:33:13,553
<i> ¶ That no one</i>
<i> can live without ¶</i>

1944
01:33:29,896 --> 01:33:31,766
<i> ¶ Love ¶</i>

1945
01:33:31,815 --> 01:33:35,565
<i> ¶ Has a way</i>
<i> of catching hold ¶</i>

1946
01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:38,320
<i> ¶ Like a cold ¶</i>

1947
01:33:38,363 --> 01:33:40,163
<i> ¶ No rhyme or reason ¶</i>

1948
01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:42,238
<i> ¶ Any time or season ¶</i>

1949
01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:44,164
<i> ¶ A blight, a fright ¶</i>

1950
01:33:44,202 --> 01:33:46,412
<i> ¶ A thief in the night ¶</i>

1951
01:33:46,455 --> 01:33:50,285
-<i> ¶ Love is a word... ¶</i>
-<i> ( man whispering )</i>

1952
01:33:50,334 --> 01:33:52,254
<i> ¶ A word I've heard ¶</i>

1953
01:33:52,294 --> 01:33:55,134
<i> ¶ Referred to in whispers ¶</i>

1954
01:33:55,172 --> 01:33:57,922
<i> ¶ Love's girls and boys ¶</i>

1955
01:33:57,966 --> 01:34:03,386
<i> ¶ Making noise ¶</i>

1956
01:34:03,430 --> 01:34:07,350
<i> ¶ And after dark,</i>
<i> in some respects ¶</i>

1957
01:34:07,392 --> 01:34:10,062
<i> ¶ It's just a bundle</i>
<i> of sound effects ¶</i>

1958
01:34:10,103 --> 01:34:11,693
-<i> ¶ Well, it's a wheeze... ¶</i>
-<i> ( man coughs )</i>

1959
01:34:11,730 --> 01:34:13,400
<i> - ¶ A sneeze... ¶</i>
<i> - ( man sneezes )</i>

1960
01:34:13,440 --> 01:34:14,900
<i> - ¶ A pop, a cop ¶</i>
<i> - ( pop, whistle blows )</i>

1961
01:34:14,941 --> 01:34:16,231
<i> - ¶ A crow ¶</i>
<i> - ( bird squawks )</i>

1962
01:34:16,276 --> 01:34:18,566
<i> ¶ A chicken and a dove ¶</i>

1963
01:34:18,612 --> 01:34:21,322
<i> ¶ And they can hand it out,</i>
<i> give it out ¶</i>

1964
01:34:21,365 --> 01:34:25,615
<i> ¶ None of us</i>
<i> could live without love ¶</i>

1965
01:34:27,412 --> 01:34:29,952
<i> ¶ Love is. ¶</i>


