1
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[♪ exciting music playing]

2
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The answer is Abraham Lincoln.

3
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- That's not the answer.
- How do you know?

4
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Because you're doing
your math homework.

5
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Oh, then this is all wrong.

6
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Does anybody have
50 feet of rope?

7
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Nylon or natural fiber,

8
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I don't have either.
I'm just curious.

9
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You don't need 50 feet of rope.

10
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Why does she think she does?

11
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I might need it for
my quest tomorrow.

12
00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:30,739
Oh, you can't go on a quest.
Tomorrow's your birthday.

13
00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:31,907
No, no, no, she has to.

14
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When wizards turn 13,
they go on an epic quest.

15
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A trial by fire.

16
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I've spent the last few weeks
making one for her.

17
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It's gonna test
every part of me.

18
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Brains, courage, guile.

19
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Not 100 percent sure
what guile is,

20
00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,796
but I know it's getting tested.

21
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And it's also supposed
to be a surprise,

22
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which is why
she has been fishing for clues.

23
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I'm not fishing.
Unless I'm fishing.

24
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Milo, you still have
that fishing pole?

25
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Nah, it snapped.

26
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I was trying to give Roman
a wedgie from the top bunk.

27
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- Again, would like to request my own room.
- [chuckles]

28
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You are not getting
your own room,

29
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and I am not telling you
anything about your quest.

30
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But I'm gonna be out there
in the freezing cold.

31
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- No.
- In the burning heat.

32
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- Stop.
- All alone.

33
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That part is very true.

34
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You're gonna be by yourself
on your birthday?

35
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Eh, I spent most of my birthdays
alone at WizTech.

36
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I'm used to it.

37
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Well, if you need someone
to open your presents

38
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while you're gone,
I'm available.

39
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But I do take a percentage
of everything I open.

40
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Oh, look who can
suddenly do math.

41
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[♪ theme song playing]

42
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{\an8}<i>♪ Everything is not</i>
<i>what it seems ♪</i>

43
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{\an8}<i>♪ When you can</i>
<i>have what you want ♪</i>

44
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{\an8}<i>♪ By the simplest of means ♪</i>

45
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{\an8}<i>♪ Be careful not to mess</i>
<i>with the balance of things ♪</i>

46
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{\an8}<i>♪ Because everything</i>
<i>is not what it seems ♪</i>

47
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<i>♪ You might run into trouble</i>
<i>If you go to extremes ♪</i>

48
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<i>♪ Because everything</i>
<i>is not what it seems ♪</i>

49
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<i>♪ Yes, please ♪</i>

50
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<i>- ♪ What it seems ♪</i>
- [♪ theme song concludes]

51
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{\an8}[floor creaks]

52
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[grunts]

53
00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,465
{\an8}[groans]

54
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Come on, floors, work with me!

55
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{\an8}[sighs]

56
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{\an8}- [floor creaks]
- [grunts]

57
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[sighs]

58
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[grunts]

59
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- Whatcha doin'?
- [gasps] Oh! It's just you.

60
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I'm dropping off the clues
for Billie's quest tomorrow,

61
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and I'm trying not
to wake her up.

62
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{\an8}Oh, well,
I have to use an air horn

63
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{\an8}to get her up for school,
so I think you're fine.

64
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So, what exciting adventure
did you plan for her?

65
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{\an8}Oh, she is in for a treat.

66
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{\an8}A riddle will lead
her to a brain teaser,

67
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which will lead her
to a mind puzzler,

68
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{\an8}which will lead her to
the Staten Island Public Library

69
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{\an8}where she will receive her
very own library card.

70
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{\an8}[chuckles] A library card.
Every 13-year-old's dream.

71
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{\an8}- [laughs]
- I know, right?

72
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{\an8}[laughs] Well, at least
it'll keep her out of the house

73
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so we can decorate for
her surprise party.

74
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Oh, you'll have plenty of time.

75
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{\an8}Billie's last clue is in a book

76
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{\an8}which I purposely
put in the wrong section.

77
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{\an8}Justin, you rebel.

78
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{\an8}- Yeah, I am.
- [chuckles]

79
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But don't worry,
I cleared it with Mabel

80
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at the reference desk,
so we're good.

81
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- [♪ serene music playing]
- [birds chirping]

82
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[exhales deeply]

83
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{\an8}[♪ tense music playing]

84
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[♪ music concludes]

85
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What is that? [gasps]
My quest! [stammers, sighs]

86
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Can't go like this.

87
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[magic chimes]

88
00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,703
Mm. Well,
I may not know what I'm doing,

89
00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,037
but at least
I'll look good doing it.

90
00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,880
"Danger, thrills,
and treasure gleams,

91
00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,923
"this journey will
fulfill your dreams."

92
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[scoffs] Fulfill my dreams?
Easy, Justin.

93
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This is a birthday quest,
not dinner with Beyoncé.

94
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[♪ mysterious music playing]

95
00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:27,934
What's happening?

96
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[video game sounds]

97
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Get the coins. Now ju... jump!
Duck, why aren't you jumping?

98
00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:42,157
Roman, I'm not even playing yet.
This is the demo screen.

99
00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,618
Oh. Well,
tell me when you are playing,

100
00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:45,786
because I want
to yell at you.

101
00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:48,663
Oh, I need the living room

102
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to start decorating
for Billie's party.

103
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But we're playing
<i>Super Giuseppe Brothers.</i>

104
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Yeah, it's taken us a month
to get to Wowser's Mansion.

105
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We are not leaving this couch
until we save Princess Papaya.

106
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If you stay,
you'll have to decorate.

107
00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,301
We're out.

108
00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:05,514
- Oh, good, you're back.
- Yep, and we got everything

109
00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,390
we need to throw
the perfect birthday party.

110
00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,518
Princess tiaras, kitty cat cups,

111
00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,353
and scented markers
for the goodie bags.

112
00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,105
Justin, she's 13.
[chuckles softly]

113
00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:17,317
Yeah, I know. That's why
I passed on the bouncy castle.

114
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Unless you think we need one.

115
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No, no.
This is all way too childish.

116
00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,908
[sighs] We gotta start over.

117
00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,285
If we don't get this right,
we're gonna scar her for life.

118
00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:31,122
- What? Scar her for life?
- [sighs] Trust me, Justin.

119
00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,750
I celebrated my 13th birthday
at the dog track,

120
00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,418
and I'm still talking about it.

121
00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:39,840
[sighs] I just-- I want this
to be special for Billie.

122
00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,551
But we've never thrown a party
for a 13-year-old girl.

123
00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,554
I think we need some help.

124
00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,931
And a build your own omelet bar.

125
00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,309
You think Billie would want
a build your own omelet bar?

126
00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,062
Yep. And it's probably too late
to book the petting zoo guy,

127
00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:55,814
but my cousin has
a bunch of ferrets

128
00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,649
and a weird-looking dog
he could bring over.

129
00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,778
Are you sure this is what Billie
would want for her party?

130
00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:05,198
Of course. She's my best friend.
We like all the same things.

131
00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,993
Although, the cornerstone
of our friendship

132
00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,619
is our whole
opposites attract thing,

133
00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,914
so maybe we actually like
none of the same things.

134
00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:13,999
[laughs sarcastically]

135
00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,876
Well, thanks for all your help,
sweetie.

136
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I think we've got all we need.

137
00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:21,673
Appreciate you coming over.
Okay. [laughs]

138
00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,302
Man, 13-year-old girls are even
more confusing than I thought.

139
00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,388
We're running out of time.
What are we gonna do?

140
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[groans] I got it.

141
00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,558
We'll hire a
wizard party planner.

142
00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,226
He'll have this party
ready in no time.

143
00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,394
[Giada] Yes. [groans]

144
00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,023
[grunts]

145
00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,233
Oh! Is that the party planner?
[gasps]

146
00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,778
[shouting]
We need to plan a party!

147
00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:46,907
Giada,
it's a phone book.

148
00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,325
We're gonna
call the party planner.

149
00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,910
- Oh!
- [♪ mysterious music playing]

150
00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,537
[thunder rumbling]

151
00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:59,210
[chuckles] Yes! Creepy cave!

152
00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,879
I was worried Justin
was gonna send me

153
00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,381
somewhere boring
like the library.

154
00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:10,388
"Only the truly
powerful may pass."

155
00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,849
Ominous yet flattering,
this quest gets me.

156
00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:19,856
[chuckles] All right, Justin.
Let's see what you got!

157
00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:27,072
Okay, going back. No!
Staying put.

158
00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:31,576
[sighs] Kind of wishing
I was at the library right now.

159
00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,870
[♪ tense music playing]

160
00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,083
[♪ exciting music playing]

161
00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,044
- Come on, let me play.
- [stammers] In five minutes.

162
00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,420
You said that five minutes ago.

163
00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,047
Okay,
I meant five minutes from now.

164
00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,632
You said that ten minutes ago.

165
00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,175
[Roman] Hey!

166
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,804
[shrieks]
I'm holding the door shut!

167
00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,013
You'll never get in!

168
00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,768
You know how a door works,
right?

169
00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:01,106
Yes, just not this door.

170
00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:03,566
What's that?

171
00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:04,984
You think it's a birthday
present for Billie?

172
00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,362
Only one way to find out.

173
00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,780
[♪ mysterious music playing]

174
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,116
[both scream]

175
00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:18,832
When Justin said this quest
was gonna be trial by fire,

176
00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,333
I didn't think
he meant literally.

177
00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,254
- Billie!
- What are you guys doing here?

178
00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,005
That box on your
bed sent us here.

179
00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,465
You were in my room?

180
00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,885
Is that really your biggest
concern right now?

181
00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,221
Don't worry, we'll help you.

182
00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,181
No, I'm supposed to
do the quest alone.

183
00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,353
Okay, what you got?

184
00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,399
I don't know. Some... something
about this seems familiar.

185
00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,651
This is like that level
in <i>Super Giuseppe Brothers.</i>

186
00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,361
There's a pattern
to avoid the fire.

187
00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,446
We just gotta find it.

188
00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:53,158
I got it. It's jump, duck, jump,
duck, duck, jump, jump.

189
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,119
No, it's not. It's jump, duck,
duck, duck, jump, jump, jump.

190
00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,287
Uh, that's ridiculous.

191
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,539
It's clearly jump, duck, jump,
duck, duck, jump, jump, jump.

192
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,207
- That's too many!
- There's too many ducks

193
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,793
- and too many jumps!
- Will one of you just tell me what to do?

194
00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,380
Wait! How many lives
does she have left?

195
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:08,923
[whimpering] One!
I have one life.

196
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,302
Billie, when I tell you
what to do, do it.

197
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,762
Don't hesitate, keep moving.

198
00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,139
[♪ dramatic music playing]

199
00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,892
Jump! Duck!

200
00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:22,145
Jump! Duck! Duck!

201
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:27,817
- Jump! Jump! Yeah!
- Whoo!

202
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:34,949
[chuckles] We did it! [chuckles]

203
00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,744
But guys,
this is really too dangerous.

204
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,496
- You should go home.
- No.

205
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,122
Let us help you with the rest.

206
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,666
Wow, Roman.
That's really nice of you.

207
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,293
Also, we don't know
how to get back.

208
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,461
Ah. There it is.

209
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,171
[♪ exciting music playing]

210
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,260
- Did you change?
- No.

211
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,597
Fine. Yes, I did.
I just-- I'm excited.

212
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,808
I've never worked with a wizard
party planner before.

213
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,559
Honey, he's not going to care
what you're wearing.

214
00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,271
I love what you're wearing.

215
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,149
If I have to work with
one more schlub

216
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:11,152
in slacks and a sweater...
[chuckles] Hi.

217
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,612
[smacks lips]

218
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:16,199
Hi, I'm Justin.
This is my wife, Giada.

219
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,452
- And, uh, you must be Martim.
- [in Spanish accent] Martim.

220
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,162
That's what I said, M... Martim.

221
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,248
- [in Spanish accent] Martim.
- Martim, am I saying it right?

222
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,457
[chuckles] Not even close.

223
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,000
- Uh, Martim.
- Mm...

224
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,419
Um, we want to throw
the perfect birthday party

225
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,713
for a very special
13-year-old girl.

226
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,674
Got it. Got it, got it,
got it, got it.

227
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,135
- I have a little exercise I like to do.
- Oh!

228
00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,219
I'll say a word,

229
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,971
and you say the first thing
that comes to mind.

230
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,765
- No wrong answers. Celebrate.
- Balloons.

231
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:44,727
Wrong. Let's try again.
Celebrate.

232
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,813
- Cake.
- Also wrong.

233
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,899
- Why don't you try?
- [Giada] Oh.

234
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,568
- Celebrate.
- [hesitates] Party!

235
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,779
- Whoa! [cheers] She's good.
- [chuckles]

236
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,531
She's very good.

237
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,284
Giadz. Can I call you Giadz?

238
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,743
I am loving that you are.

239
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,955
Giadz, let's start with the most
important thing.

240
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,082
- Cake. [laughs]
- Yes.

241
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,292
I just said cake.

242
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,087
- How many layers are we talking?
- [gasps] Uh, I don't know. Th...

243
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:15,633
- three. Whoo! [laughs]
- You sure? Hmm.

244
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,760
Mortal party planner
could do three layers.

245
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:23,141
Oh, uh, okay. Um, six. [gasps]

246
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,601
- [laughs]
- This is fun.

247
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,937
Honey, it's just our family.
Do we need six layers?

248
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,857
Right. No, right. Ten layers!

249
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,110
[gasps]

250
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,655
Oh! Martim!
I wish we called you sooner.

251
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,324
Wish we hadn't
called him at all.

252
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,826
[♪ exciting music playing]

253
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,412
[♪ mysterious music playing]

254
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,040
Whoa! Almost walked
into a spider web.

255
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,458
That would have been-- [screams]

256
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,626
Careful!

257
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,671
- How far down does that go?
- I don't know.

258
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,673
Give me your phone.
I need the flashlight.

259
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,891
Why would you...
why would you do that?

260
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,018
See how deep it is?

261
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,103
Man, can't even see
that flashlight anymore.

262
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,482
Milo, that was my phone!

263
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,567
Uh, relax,
I'll get your phone back.

264
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,361
Levitatus phonus.

265
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,076
Wow, remind me to write
a good review of this phone case

266
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,160
when we get back.

267
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,455
Okay, fire blast,
bottomless pit.

268
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,582
There's no way Justin
planned this quest.

269
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,584
But why would
somebody bring you here

270
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,044
if it wasn't for your quest?

271
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,837
Maybe it's to get that.

272
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,674
[♪ enchanting music playing]

273
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,385
We have to find a way across.

274
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,388
Or we could not cross
the bottomless pit of death

275
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,597
and go home.

276
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:48,101
But someone went to all this
trouble just to bring me here,

277
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,811
and that amulet
must be the reason.

278
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,187
I'm not leaving here without it.

279
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,440
What... what...
what are you doing?

280
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,236
If this is anything like
<i>Super Giuseppe Brothers,</i>

281
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,029
there's always
a way to get across.

282
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,116
There's gotta be a hidden button
or a lever or something.

283
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,493
- Milo, this isn't a video game.
- There it is.

284
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,496
Okay, but how are
we gonna get to it?

285
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,581
[gasps] Hey, Milo,
you afraid of heights?

286
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,833
Only when I'm falling.

287
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:16,879
Well, let's hope you don't.
Levitatus Milus!

288
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,676
- I'm flying like a penguin!
- Penguins cannot fly!

289
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,511
Fine, an ostrich!

290
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,179
[♪ adventurous music playing]

291
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,765
Wanna hear something crazy?
That kid gets straight A's.

292
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,185
Pull the lever!

293
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,278
- Good job, Milo.
- Told you there was a lever.

294
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,286
Uh, hey, Roman, can you,
uh, grab that for me?

295
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,291
[groans] Did you know
that force field was there?

296
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,335
I didn't, but now I do.
Thanks, Roman.

297
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,670
[♪ exciting music playing]

298
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,132
Okay, so we have
the firewood candles,

299
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,425
- the light-up dance floor, the--
- Mm.

300
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,052
Oh, oh, don't forget
the horse-drawn carriage.

301
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,428
- Mm.
- [horse neighing]

302
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,679
I thought we
ditched the carriage.

303
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,890
- You can't ditch the carriage.
- I don't know if we need it.

304
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,349
- Consider it ditched.
- Oh!

305
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,020
Giadz? A word.

306
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,900
Honey, I feel like
I'm not participating here.

307
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,693
Oh, well, you did the quest.

308
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,820
You know, maybe this party's
just more my thing.

309
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,573
Why don't you go upstairs
and check on the boys, okay?

310
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,075
Martim and I can handle this.

311
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,495
So, Giadz, what are we thinking
for the music?

312
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,371
Oh, well, for my 13th birthday,

313
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,540
I would have killed to
have NSYNC play.

314
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,876
[laughs] Didn't have to be
all of them, just Chris.

315
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,211
- He's my favorite, too.
- [Giada gasps]

316
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,546
- You want Chris, you got Chris.
- [gasps]

317
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,591
Chris over JT?
You two deserve each other.

318
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,094
[♪ exciting music playing]

319
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,848
[sighs] All right, we have to find a
way to get to the force field.

320
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,934
- Roman, give me your phone.
- No.

321
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,146
Wait, the cave said only
the truly powerful may pass,

322
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,564
and what does
everyone keep telling me?

323
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,191
[both] Don't use magic
outside the lair.

324
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,487
The other thing,
that I'm a very powerful wizard.

325
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,863
Step back.

326
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,990
[♪ suspenseful music playing]

327
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,288
[sighs] It's not doing anything.

328
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,666
Okay, time to crank
up the power.

329
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,709
[grunts]

330
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,711
[♪ mysterious music playing]

331
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,589
[groans]

332
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,844
[groans, pants]
Why aren't you working?

333
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,805
- Maybe it's not the wand.
- Yeah, Billie, maybe it's you.

334
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,933
Wow! I am really glad you guys
are here right now.

335
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,603
No, I mean,
maybe the power is in you.

336
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,617
[breathes heavily]

337
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:59,041
[grunts, chuckles]
That was awesome!

338
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,669
- [♪ tense music playing]
- [ground rumbling]

339
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,381
It sure was. Now,
can we get out of here?

340
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,842
[Milo screams]

341
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,343
Yeah! We should go.

342
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,723
Jump!

343
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,308
- [screams]
- [screams]

344
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,393
[screams, grunts]

345
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,606
[pants] Well,
at least I made it to 13.

346
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,107
I haven't!

347
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,196
- [♪ tense music playing]
- [thunder rumbling]

348
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,072
Billie!

349
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,158
Can't you just do a spell
and get us out of this?

350
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,328
Yeah, just "levitatus"
all of us!

351
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,873
Yeah, sure. Would one of you
mind grabbing my wand?

352
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,292
- I don't wanna let go.
- Yeah, neither do I.

353
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,085
- [groans, screams]
- [screams]

354
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,962
[groans] I'm slipping!

355
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:48,633
- [Justin grunting]
- [gasps, grunts]

356
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,177
[grunts, pants]

357
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,720
Dad, what are you doing here?

358
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,430
I'll explain everything
when no one's dangling

359
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,850
over a bottomless pit,
now help your brother! [grunts]

360
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,518
[groans softly] My amulet!

361
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:02,939
Billie, just leave it!

362
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,192
I can't. I came all this way,
I can't just leave it behind.

363
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,320
[grunts] I can't hold
on much longer.

364
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,614
[grunts]

365
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,245
- [pants]
- Justin, guess what?

366
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,455
I tried using my wand and I was like,
"Why won't it work?"

367
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,874
And then the guys were like,
"Maybe it's not the wand, maybe it's you."

368
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,376
And I was like, "Ouch." And--

369
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:24,961
Can we have this conversation

370
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,879
when we're not in
a collapsing cave?

371
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,673
Yeah. Go, go, go, go!

372
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:29,882
[Billie groans]

373
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,346
- [gasps]
- [blows air]

374
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,682
So, Giadz, what do you think?
Do you love it or do you love it?

375
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:41,269
Oh, Martim, I love it!
Oh, you're a lifesaver.

376
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,604
We never would have pulled this
together in time without you.

377
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:44,730
[both laugh]

378
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,525
Whoa! Mrs. Russo,
what happened here?

379
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:52,238
Martim and I have given Billie everything
she could ever want. [chuckles]

380
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,700
Cool. So,
where's all that stuff?

381
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,702
What are you talking about?

382
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,621
Billie isn't into pink,
or animal print,

383
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,081
or floating disco balls,

384
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,791
or whoever that guy
doing vocal warm-ups

385
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,084
- in her kitchen is.
- [gasps]

386
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,502
[both] That's Chris from NSYNC!

387
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,170
What's NSYNC?

388
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,381
Oh! Martim.

389
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,758
I think we made a
terrible mistake.

390
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:13,843
Mm?

391
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,386
I tried to give Billie
the perfect party,

392
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,306
but I ended up throwing the one
I wanted when I was 13.

393
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,600
You know, as long
as Billie's with you guys,

394
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,018
she'll be happy with anything.

395
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,270
Except this. This is a lot.

396
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,522
You're right.

397
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,108
Martim, I need you
to get rid of all of this.

398
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,319
Hey, you're the client.

399
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,280
I don't have to like it,
but I will be billing for it.

400
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,657
[♪ exciting music playing]

401
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:43,497
- [screams]
- Roman! Roman, we're back.

402
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:44,957
Oh, nice.

403
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,002
[♪ mysterious music playing]

404
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,962
- Is everyone okay?
- Almost.

405
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,134
Now, I'm okay.

406
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,928
Billie, where did that
box even come from?

407
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,764
I... I don't know.
It just showed up on my bed.

408
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,058
I thought it was from you.
You know, as part of my quest.

409
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,184
Your quest?

410
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,020
Aw, dang, you'll never get
to the library in time.

411
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,980
[chuckles] The library.

412
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,191
Oh, you're serious.

413
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,401
I just... I don't get it.

414
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,779
Why would somebody
send you to go get that amulet?

415
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:15,905
I don't know.

416
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,990
I'm sure it was in
that cave for a reason.

417
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,242
Probably good we left it there.

418
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,578
Billie! I need you
in the backyard!

419
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,829
It's an emergency!

420
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,248
And the fact that this emergency
is happening on your birthday

421
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,709
is completely coincidental.
So, don't read into that.

422
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,547
Then I guess we're going
to the backyard then.

423
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,008
[♪ exciting music playing]

424
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,844
[♪ upbeat instrumental
music playing]

425
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,014
[all] Surprise!

426
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:45,101
[laughs] Happy birthday, Billie.

427
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,311
I can't believe you
guys did this for me.

428
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,396
Yep, it's from all of us.

429
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,022
No need to go into details
on who did what.

430
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,650
[chuckles] So,
how was your quest?

431
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,777
Well, it was a little scary,
actually,

432
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,862
but I'm glad I didn't
have to do it alone.

433
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,156
Russos always have
each other's backs.

434
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,827
The library was scary?

435
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,954
I'll tell you
about it later. [sighs]

436
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,998
Okay, let's light these candles.

437
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,334
Martim says they're
worth every penny.

438
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,836
How many pennies are we talking?

439
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,462
I'll tell you about it later.

440
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,383
- [groans]
- Oh!

441
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,562
[blows air]

442
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,605
- Whoo!
- [all applauding]

443
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,190
Did you make a wish?

444
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,318
I didn't need to.
It already came true.

445
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,320
[clicks tongue] Aw. [chuckles]

446
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,950
[♪ exciting music playing]

447
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,037
I wonder what Alex got me.

448
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,500
[gasps] A forbidden-spell-a-day
calendar?

449
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,170
That's 365 spells
I shouldn't be doing.

450
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,297
[chuckles] Alex is so cool.

451
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,098
[♪ mysterious music playing]

452
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:12,021
Someone wanted me to have you,
and I'm gonna figure out why.

453
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,583
[♪ music concludes]


