1
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Okay, I think we can all agree
magic was used today.

2
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You were just supposed to make
a free throw to pass gym class,

3
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but you had to show off,
didn't you?

4
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Nobody ever accuses
LeBron of showing off.

5
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Are you comparing yourself
to LeBron James?

6
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I'm not, but I did hear it

7
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tossed around
the locker room after class.

8
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You know what you did wrong.
I know what you did wrong.

9
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Let's just skip to the part
where I punish you.

10
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Uh, you know,
since we're skipping things,

11
00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,229
how about we just skip
to the part

12
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where the punishment's over?

13
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I've told you a thousand times,
don't use magic irresponsibly.

14
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You're both grounded.

15
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No devices, no TV, no friends.

16
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Alone in your rooms
the whole weekend.

17
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Weekend?

18
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That seems fair.

19
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That's not fair at all.

20
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So you've never
used magic irresponsibly?

21
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Nope, never.

22
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Come on, are you seriously
saying that--

23
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Billie! The man's offering us
a weekend.

24
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With good behavior,
we'll be out by Sunday at noon.

25
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Take the deal.

26
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- But it's just...
- Thanks, Dad.

27
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We're gonna go home and reflect

28
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on the consequences
of our actions.

29
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That was some stern,
yet fair parenting.

30
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Well done, man.

31
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Thanks, buddy. Still grounded.

32
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Roman, why did you cave?

33
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He's all over us for something
he's definitely done too.

34
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Trust me,

35
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every wizard has used magic
irresponsibly at least once.

36
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He probably did,
but there's no way to prove it.

37
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He's the parent, we're the kids.
You can't change the system.

38
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Oh, Roman, you know
what happens

39
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when you tell me
I can't do something.

40
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Now I gotta change the system.
This is on you.

41
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{\an8}<i>♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪</i>

42
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{\an8}<i>♪ When you can have
what you want ♪</i>

43
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{\an8}<i>♪ By the simplest of means ♪</i>

44
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{\an8}<i>♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪</i>

45
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{\an8}<i>♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪</i>

46
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<i>♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪</i>

47
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<i>♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪</i>

48
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<i>♪ Yes, please ♪</i>

49
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<i>♪ What it seems ♪</i>

50
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That's it!

51
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{\an8}Hey, Roman,
I have to tell you something.

52
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Are you out of your room?

53
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We're not supposed to be
out of our rooms!

54
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But nobody's up here.
Open the door.

55
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Stop trying to make me
an accessory!

56
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{\an8}Fine, I'm back in my room.

57
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{\an8}Hey, Billie, what's up?

58
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{\an8}Remember how you said
there was no way

59
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{\an8}we could prove your dad
was irresponsible with magic?

60
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{\an8}Well, I spent hours
studying ancient texts,

61
00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:03,808
{\an8}and I found a way.

62
00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,518
{\an8}So you turned yourself
into a mop to avoid homework,

63
00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,730
{\an8}but you'll study on Saturday
out of spite?

64
00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,398
I'm a complicated woman, Roman.

65
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Come on, are you in or not?

66
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{\an8}I don't know. I mean,
what if my dad finds out?

67
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He'll ground us next weekend.
What, you got plans?

68
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You know I don't. Let's do this.

69
00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,873
{\an8}Okay, shirt is ironed,
deodorant's on.

70
00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,625
I'm gonna crush
this presentation today.

71
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Is there anything in my teeth?

72
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Just a lot
of well-flossed spaces.

73
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{\an8}Love my water flosser.
If this house caught on fire,

74
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{\an8}that would be the first thing
I save.

75
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Thanks.

76
00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,431
Hey, you can save yourself.
Flossie's helpless.

77
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The school board's coming today,
and if I don't wow them,

78
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{\an8}they'll stop funding
our STEM electives.

79
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{\an8}Students love those classes.

80
00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,564
{\an8}It'd be terrible
if they got cut.

81
00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,441
{\an8}Well, that's not gonna happen, okay?

82
00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,903
{\an8}Because you're charming,
you're convincing,

83
00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,279
{\an8}and you've got a swag
that I don't understand,

84
00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,698
{\an8}but I can't say no to.

85
00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:02,825
Thanks, babe.

86
00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:05,452
So, uh,
what are you up to today?

87
00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:08,164
{\an8}Well, Milo's at a play date,
Roman and Billie are grounded,

88
00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,290
{\an8}and I'm gonna do something
I've been waiting to do

89
00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:11,501
{\an8}for a long time.

90
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{\an8}Absolutely nothing.

91
00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:19,675
Oh. That's interesting.
Just got a text from Alex.

92
00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,134
I guess the wizard
who replaced me

93
00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:22,720
after I got fired from WizTech

94
00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:24,180
just got promoted
to the tribunal.

95
00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:26,099
How great.

96
00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,350
You okay?

97
00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:29,227
Of course.
I'm happy for Alistair.

98
00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,479
He's a great guy,
and we're both doing great.

99
00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,315
He's on the tribunal.
I'm going to work on a Saturday.

100
00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,440
How great is that?

101
00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,777
You know, it's just great,
great, great.

102
00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:40,113
Honey, it's too many greats.

103
00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:43,532
Honestly, it's fine.
He's the better wizard.

104
00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:46,286
During the unicorn incident,
I choked, and he didn't.

105
00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,704
So...
he deserves it.

106
00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,206
Well, just try not to think
about that, okay?

107
00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,917
Go down to the school
and crush it.

108
00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:57,046
Yes, absolutely.
All right. Crush it.

109
00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,263
Oh, okay. Crush it.

110
00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:08,891
Come on.

111
00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,816
Crushing it.

112
00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,113
<i>If we're gonna prove
your dad</i>

113
00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:26,075
<i>was irresponsible with magic,
I have to get a few things.</i>

114
00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:30,038
<i>First up, the potion calls
for a sliver of body.</i>

115
00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,415
<i>You cut off part
of my father's body?</i>

116
00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,419
<i>Relax, it was just his toenails.</i>

117
00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,758
<i>Next, a piece of mind.</i>

118
00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,552
<i>That meant getting something
that contained</i>

119
00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:48,306
<i>all his hopes and dreams.
His unpublished memoir.</i>

120
00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,016
<i>You took</i>
The Principal's Principles?

121
00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,353
<i>That's the only thing
that cures my mom's insomnia.</i>

122
00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:57,940
And finally,
his most prized possession.

123
00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,318
- His water flosser?
- His water flosser.

124
00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,779
Now, all we have to do
is mix this together

125
00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,281
and the potion
will be complete.

126
00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:19,879
Eh.

127
00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,550
Items in, here we go.

128
00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,469
Show us the mind
of the one we know.

129
00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,474
So how does this work?

130
00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:33,558
Uh, do his memories
appear in the smoke?

131
00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:34,726
Do they float like a hologram?

132
00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,144
Please tell me
we're not gonna drink it.

133
00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:38,189
- We're not going to drink it.
- Okay. Good.

134
00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:39,524
- We're gonna jump in it.
- Wait, what?

135
00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:49,742
Where are we?

136
00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,743
We're inside your dad's mind.

137
00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:52,870
No way.

138
00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:56,498
{\an8}A Waverly Sub Station sandwich,
a Calico Woman action figure,

139
00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,833
{\an8}a twelve-ball paddle.

140
00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,753
And who else would have
a vacuum cleaner hall of fame?

141
00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,465
Okay, we are in my dad's mind.

142
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,220
There's nothing better

143
00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,681
than watching amateur bakers
fool celebrities

144
00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:14,016
with cakes that look like
real-world objects.

145
00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,645
Oh, come on, JoJo Siwa.
It's obviously cake.

146
00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,564
Hey, Mrs. Russo.

147
00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:23,066
Winter, I thought
that door was locked.

148
00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,568
It was. I used my key.

149
00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:27,737
You mean the key we hide
in the fake rock outside?

150
00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:29,031
Yeah, my key.

151
00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:33,076
Uh, sorry, but Billie and Roman
are grounded, so...

152
00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,120
you mind locking the door
on your way out?

153
00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,663
Oh, I can't go home.

154
00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:39,083
My dad got called into work,
and my mom was super excited

155
00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:40,459
to have the day to herself.

156
00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,004
Well, I hope she's enjoying it.

157
00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,798
Ooh, <i>Batter Get It Right.</i>
I love this show!

158
00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,800
Billie and Roman never want
to watch it with me.

159
00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:50,302
Same with Justin.

160
00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,512
He tried to downgrade
our cable subscription

161
00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,182
so we wouldn't get the channel.

162
00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,144
Oh, come on, JoJo Siwa.
It's obviously cake!

163
00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,646
You can stay.

164
00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:07,110
Okay, the school board
will be here soon.

165
00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:09,404
Today has to go perfectly
if we're to save our STEM electives.

166
00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:10,697
Oh, I know the stakes, sir.

167
00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:13,117
I canceled two doctor's appointments
to be here.

168
00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,327
Two? Are you okay?

169
00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,038
I don't know.
I canceled the appointments.

170
00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,915
Now, tell me your vision.

171
00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:20,665
Okay, I'll start with the tour,

172
00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,044
then I'll blow their mind
with a science demonstration.

173
00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,961
Now, where are those buttons
I asked you to make?

174
00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,087
Right here.

175
00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:28,382
They printed everything you said
on there, word for word.

176
00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,967
Marcus.

177
00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:32,719
"Hey, Marcus, on the buttons,

178
00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,054
I want it to say, 'I love STEM.'

179
00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,388
Got it? Are you writing
this down?

180
00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:37,767
Everything I said
on the buttons. Thanks."

181
00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,353
I was worried
it wouldn't all fit,

182
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,523
but I paid the guy double.

183
00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,025
Okay,
so no buttons.

184
00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,193
But hey, we got this.

185
00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,362
Oh!

186
00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,239
Yeah, sir, we got this.

187
00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,783
- Why did you do that?
- Because you did.

188
00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,076
- But I didn't mean to.
- Then why did you?

189
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,203
I don't know.

190
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,834
D-- Don't-- Don't--
Don't press that.

191
00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,628
We don't know
what any of those do.

192
00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:09,215
Yeah, but one of these buttons
must play his memories.

193
00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,675
Also, it's fun.

194
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,972
What is happening
to me?

195
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,890
Want me to call a doctor?

196
00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:21,519
I know two who just had
last-minute cancellations.

197
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,652
I can't believe we're inside
my dad's mind.

198
00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,363
I mean, should we take off
our shoes?

199
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,365
Man, just help me figure out
where he keeps his memories.

200
00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,533
I don't know.

201
00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,743
Billie, this is a big invasion
of my dad's privacy.

202
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,287
Well, look at it this way.

203
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,747
If your dad didn't misuse magic
when he was our age,

204
00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,333
we deserve to be grounded.
But if he did...

205
00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,211
Then we've been wronged!

206
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,921
That's right.

207
00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,381
And sometimes, the only way
to prove you're right

208
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,384
is to do something wrong. Right?

209
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,844
I don't know
what scares me more,

210
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,555
getting caught
or agreeing with you.

211
00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,974
Sir, are you okay?

212
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,727
Does it look like I'm okay?

213
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,396
It's like someone else
is in control of my body!

214
00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,111
Yeah, these buttons
don't do anything.

215
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,116
Maybe no one will notice
I'm acting weird.

216
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,368
Way ahead of you, sir.

217
00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:23,539
I'll just tell them
they're upside down.

218
00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:28,543
I don't understand
why this is happening.

219
00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:31,463
I was so ready for today.
I ironed. I put on deodorant.

220
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,798
I found out that the guy
that got my job after I was fired

221
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:34,883
got a huge promotion.

222
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,302
- I flossed, I--
- That's it.

223
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,512
You think it was the floss.

224
00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,725
Maybe you're thinking
about how you got fired.

225
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,310
I know I always do.

226
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,394
How many times
have you been fired?

227
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:47,897
- Oh, uh...
- Don't answer that.

228
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,067
Listen, I-- Whoa!

229
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,402
Why is this happening?

230
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,529
I can't give
the presentation like this.

231
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,325
You're gonna have to because
the school board's here.

232
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,369
Don't worry,
I'll make it less weird.

233
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,167
Tell me again how
this is less weird?

234
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:14,464
Oh! Come on, Omar,

235
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,383
you can't fool Judge Judy
with a gavel

236
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,467
made of buttercream.

237
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:20,011
You're guilty of being
a terrible baker.

238
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,099
We could do better
than these bakers.

239
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,767
We should do better
than these bakers.

240
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,268
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

241
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,437
Oh, yeah.
We hop a red-eye to Paris,

242
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,899
we enroll in the world's
most prestigious baking academy,

243
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,900
then spend the next few years
cutting our teeth

244
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,653
on the pastry line at the Ritz.

245
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,781
Yeah, no, we weren't thinking
the same thing at all.

246
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,908
I was gonna say we should try
to make our own cake.

247
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,577
I like your idea better.

248
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,705
I can't go to Paris anyway.
I have to be home by four.

249
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,002
Members of the school board,
thank you for taking the time

250
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,546
to listen to my presentation.

251
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,090
Your support
is the rocket that will launch...

252
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,552
...Greenwald Middle's
STEM program to the stars!

253
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,013
This looks like a volume knob,
but for what?

254
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,102
I don't know why...

255
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,020
...I'm yelling right now.

256
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,689
Marcus, can I speak to you
for a second?

257
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:13,857
I don't want these people
to think...

258
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,693
...I'm losing my mind!

259
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,822
I don't get it.
Nothing in here works.

260
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,322
Where are the memories?

261
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,241
This is my dad
we're talking about.

262
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,451
He would never leave
his memories

263
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,327
just sitting somewhere
easy to find.

264
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,580
He would hide them away
in the deepest,

265
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,831
darkest recesses of his...

266
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:30,916
Found it!

267
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,465
Of course your dad
keeps his memories on DVD.

268
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,008
"A Magic Moment."

269
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,218
That's gotta be it.

270
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,438
Oh, no.

271
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,316
Turn it off.
Turn it off!

272
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,359
My eyes!

273
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,324
If we did this just right,

274
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,659
and I think we did,
our cake is gonna look like

275
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:09,079
- a laptop fresh out of the oven.
- Ooh!

276
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,458
Oh!

277
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,796
Ooh.

278
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,048
On the bright side,
that is what a laptop

279
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,675
would look like fresh out
of the oven.

280
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,886
It's so much easier
when I'm sitting on my couch

281
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,430
judging the people on TV.

282
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,766
We're not giving up.
We need to go big or go home.

283
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,851
I am home.

284
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,394
Then there's only one option.

285
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,620
Wow. That... was...
embarrassing.

286
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,706
Well, at least
he wasn't kissing it.

287
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,251
Man, we've watched a ton
of these

288
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,335
and still haven't found one

289
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,254
of your dad
using magic irresponsibly.

290
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,047
Maybe he told us the truth.

291
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:04,426
No way. We are staying here
until we prove him wrong.

292
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,309
Tomunan Kinesis.

293
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,731
Strike three!
You're out!

294
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,444
I knew it. I knew Justin
misused magic

295
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,863
when he was our age.
We're about to be ungrounded.

296
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:25,948
Let's get out of here.

297
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,032
What? No, we can't leave.

298
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,702
My dad said he never
misused magic,

299
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,872
and he obviously did.
What else isn't he telling me?

300
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,916
"Unicorn Incident,
Do Not Watch."

301
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,710
Oh, well, we are definitely
watching that.

302
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,919
How bad does a memory
have to be

303
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,547
to tell yourself
not to watch it?

304
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,381
Clearly,
you have never walked in

305
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,675
on your grandma in the shower.

306
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,432
Marcus, is there any chance
this is all in my head

307
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,892
and my presentation
is going great?

308
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,227
After my job interview,

309
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,064
I promised myself I wouldn't
lie to you... anymore.

310
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,274
You lied in your interview?

311
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,985
Well, I didn't,
but my resume did.

312
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,154
This is the unicorn incident
all over again.

313
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,741
- The what?
- Uh, uh...

314
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,326
It's just a nickname for
a really bad day that I had.

315
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,120
You've had one worse than this?

316
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,122
Maybe hearing
that Alistair made the tribunal

317
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,374
bothered me more than I thought.

318
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,210
I know what to do.
Do you trust me?

319
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,171
After the resume thing,
not really.

320
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,506
I guarantee this exercise
will clear your mind.

321
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,259
All you have to do
is turn around and fall.

322
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,762
I will catch you.

323
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,645
Ow!

324
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,562
You said you were
gonna catch me!

325
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,649
Now all I can think about
is how much my butt hurts.

326
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,152
All I can think about is
how much my butt hurts!

327
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,030
Then my job here is done.

328
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,283
No, no, no, wait! We still have
a ton of work to do! Come on!

329
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,289
<i>I finished
all the graduation prep,</i>

330
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,500
<i>Headmaster Russo.</i>

331
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:05,588
Who's that guy?

332
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,715
That's Alistair Goodspeed.

333
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,592
He's the headmaster of WizTech.

334
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,679
Yeah, he took over
after your dad got fired.

335
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,139
I know I went a little big
this year, but the students,

336
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,642
they've been working so hard.

337
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,518
I want this to be
a graduation ceremony

338
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,687
that they'll never forget.

339
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,314
It certainly will be memorable.

340
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,066
After you see
what I have planned.

341
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,567
- What's that?
- I didn't say anything.

342
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,993
Why are the fireworks starting?

343
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,036
Someone must have
set them off early.

344
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,289
Oh no, the marching band.
They think that's their cue.

345
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,416
They're going to spook
the...

346
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,043
...unicorns!

347
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,752
They're stampeding right
towards the students!

348
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,170
I have to protect them.

349
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,463
Hand me my wand.

350
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,841
I'll cast a protection spell.

351
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,511
You've got this,
Headmaster Russo.

352
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,597
Projectus, protectus.

353
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,601
What happened?
Projectus, protectus.

354
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,185
It's not working.

355
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,312
Allow me.

356
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,150
<i>Projectus, protectus.</i>

357
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,779
I don't understand
what happened.

358
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,363
How could I mess up so badly?

359
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,073
It was an honest mistake.

360
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,452
They can't fire you
for an honest mistake.

361
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,205
I can't believe they fired you
for an honest mistake.

362
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,501
I can. The unicorns trampled
the band.

363
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,753
The drummer almost lost an eye,

364
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,548
and he's a cyclops, so,
you know, he's only got the one.

365
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,843
It was my duty to keep
those students safe,

366
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,553
and I failed.
If you hadn't have stepped in

367
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,637
and saved the day,

368
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,930
I don't know what
would have happened.

369
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,184
I just feel bad taking your job.

370
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,562
Don't. If there has to be
a new headmaster,

371
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,355
I'm happy it's you, Alistair.

372
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,232
Should have happened years ago.

373
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,524
- What's that?
- I didn't say anything.

374
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,110
Really sounds like
you're saying something.

375
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,408
That was brutal.

376
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,953
Man, your dad would
never mess up a spell like that.

377
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,455
Something's not right.

378
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,292
<i>Hand me my wand.
I'll cast a protection spell.</i>

379
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,668
There. See?

380
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,712
Alistair's by the table,
and then all of a sudden

381
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,172
he's next to Justin?

382
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,758
It's like there's
a piece missing.

383
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,677
<i>Conceal-o, reveal-o!</i>

384
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,556
Hand me my wand.
I'll cast a protection spell.

385
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,519
Alistair, are you hexing my wand?

386
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,271
Really wish
you hadn't seen that.

387
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,066
Now I have to make sure
you never remember it.

388
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,652
<i>Cerebellum Erasus!</i>

389
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,032
You've got this,
Headmaster Russo.

390
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,992
That's why Justin's spell
didn't work.

391
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,411
His wand was hexed.

392
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,830
He was framed.

393
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,586
Really wish
you hadn't seen that.

394
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,551
Headmaster Goodspeed?

395
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,636
What are you doing
in Justin's mind?

396
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,971
What are you doing
in Justin's mind?

397
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,765
We asked you first.

398
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,185
When you restored that memory,
you triggered an alert.

399
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,272
I'm here to make sure Justin
never learns the truth.

400
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,731
Why'd you frame my dad?

401
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:13,234
I should have been headmaster,
not him.

402
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,570
He wasn't the family wizard.

403
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,530
He wasn't even supposed
to have powers.

404
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,991
I just exposed him
for the fraud he was.

405
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,119
He's not a fraud.

406
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,706
- Well, he did lie.
- Not now, Billie!

407
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,585
I'm not letting you
get away with this.

408
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,212
What are you gonna do about it?

409
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:36,800
Billie is not letting you
get away with this.

410
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,511
Without your continued funding,
students will miss out

411
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,056
on cutting-edge
science experiments like this.

412
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,600
Marcus, hand me
the trilithium phosphate

413
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,060
and the selenium carbonate

414
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,647
The red one and the blue one.

415
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,068
I'm going to rebury
that memory.

416
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,237
Justin will never know
the truth.

417
00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,324
But first, I'm going
to destroy you.

418
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,826
Everyone can hear you.

419
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,412
Now, the dictionary isn't
the only place

420
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,540
that safety comes
before science.

421
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,339
Which is why I'm gonna mix
these chemicals very slowly,

422
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,508
very carefully. Okay?

423
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,429
Hey, cover me!

424
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,140
- With what?
- Uh-- Be creative!

425
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,020
Take that!

426
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,814
Ow! Ow, that really hurts!

427
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,486
Uh, Billie?
What are you waiting for?

428
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:38,987
Aah!

429
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,660
Sir, I love a dramatic pause,
but you're losing them.

430
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,289
I'm done playing games.

431
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,376
Roman, open a case.

432
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,921
I really hope this works
on more than just baseballs.

433
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,756
<i>Tomunan Kinesis!</i>

434
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:02,844
Did you get him?

435
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,471
Yeah, I think I got him.

436
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,724
Here, I'll send this to Alex.
She'll know what to do with it.

437
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,142
Uh, what's gonna happen now?

438
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,979
Is my dad just gonna
remember everything?

439
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,815
I was framed!

440
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,568
Uh-oh.

441
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:26,284
See? I told you we could do it.
The key was never giving up.

442
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,121
Even after the fire department
asked us to. Twice.

443
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,414
And now's the final test.

444
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,292
Put it somewhere and see
if anybody notices it's cake.

445
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,585
I'll go get the Bianchis' cart
so we can put it in place.

446
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,129
The Bianchis are out of town.

447
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,298
I'll use my key.

448
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,385
How'd it go?

449
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,220
Ah, I'm guessing not well.

450
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,473
- Actually, it was incredible.
- Really?

451
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:51,100
Yeah. I'm not sure if it was
the fall or the explosion,

452
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,560
but the most amazing thing
happened.

453
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,562
Wha-- You were in an explosion?

454
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,272
That's why the school board
decided

455
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,481
to keep the STEM program.

456
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,817
They said that I was proof
that more science education

457
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,403
was needed in schools.

458
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,405
Well, I'm just glad you're okay.

459
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,906
I'm better than okay.

460
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,199
You remember
the unicorn incident?

461
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,370
Yeah, the reason you got
fir-- let go from WizTech.

462
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,956
That's the one.

463
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,416
Out of nowhere,
I remembered something!

464
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,918
It wasn't my fault.
Alistair Goodspeed framed me.

465
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:20,713
Honey, you're kidding.
This is huge.

466
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:23,800
Yeah. I spent the last 15 years
thinking I messed up.

467
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,553
That when people needed me,
I let them down.

468
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,056
I gave up being
a wizard because of it.

469
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,099
And now, now it's like
this huge weight

470
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,185
has just been lifted off
of my shoulders.

471
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,228
So you never should
have been fired from WizTech.

472
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:37,939
Yeah, exactly!

473
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,778
But if you hadn't been fired,
we never would have met.

474
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,572
Yeah. Exactly.

475
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:48,366
We wouldn't have
this amazing life

476
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,701
with Roman, Milo, and Billie.

477
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,956
- Want to hear something crazy?
- Hmm?

478
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:58,585
I think getting fired
from WizTech

479
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,754
was the best thing
that ever happened to me.

480
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,048
Well, I know it was
the best thing

481
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,259
to ever happen to me.

482
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,386
I love you,

483
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,555
but can we save the hug
for after you've showered?

484
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:12,891
It's a good call.

485
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,143
I have to warn Alex
about Alistair.

486
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,188
He shouldn't be anywhere
near that tribunal.

487
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:20,981
Okay.

488
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:22,818
We just have to get
back upstairs before anybody...

489
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,986
- What are you two doing out of your room?
- ...catches us.

490
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,239
You're supposed to be grounded.

491
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,865
Yeah.

492
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,826
- About that...
- Uh, sorry, Justin.

493
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,202
We're headed back upstairs.

494
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,539
- Why are we headed back upstairs?
- I'll tell you upstairs.

495
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,919
Why didn't you tell him
about the baseball game?

496
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,838
That was the whole reason
we went into his head.

497
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,964
Well, just because
he misused magic

498
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,341
doesn't mean it's okay
that we did.

499
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,469
Besides, we unlocked
that memory.

500
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,430
Now he knows
the biggest mistake of his life

501
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,807
wasn't his fault.
Let him have this.

502
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,476
So, are you telling me
you're done misusing magic?

503
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:58,562
No.

504
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,063
I'm just done getting caught.

505
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,194
Winter told me she
and Giada made a cake.

506
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:09,489
If I were that cake,
where would I be?

507
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,287
There it is.

508
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:19,499
Yeah, I know you're fruit salad,
but I'mma pretend you're cake.

509
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,883
Huh, found the cake.


