1 00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:09,900 Tell me... How's it feel getting fucked back ? 2 00:00:11,340 --> 00:00:13,940 Previously, on UMBRE... 3 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,780 They know everything. 4 00:00:15,860 --> 00:00:18,020 I was this close to getting chopped to pieces by them. 5 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,740 This stays between us. 6 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,940 They got Paganel ? 7 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:27,900 You know what they're capable of. 8 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:30,460 She's insane ! She's gonna sell us all out ! 9 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:33,700 We go back a while already, you and I. 10 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,300 And you're next, huh ? 11 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:40,780 - How do you want me to behave ? - Not like this ! 12 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:46,540 Three trucks with Ukraine plates. Crossing at Galați. 13 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:50,660 Will the Relster happen to be there ? 14 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:36,660 Don't these need to be alive when you throw'em in hot water ? 15 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:39,620 Only if they owe you money and they're behind on payments. 16 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:43,780 Our Lord Jesus Christ teaches us to be kind to all living things. 17 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:47,100 That's Jesus ? 18 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:51,020 I thought it was Pavarotti. 19 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:54,420 It's 'cause of the gym - Jesus got ripped. 20 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:57,900 Did you know Jesus was Romanian ? 21 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,620 First time I'm hearing about it. 22 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:03,180 Where else would a guy be doing all the work 23 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,700 while 12 others comment from the sidelines ? 24 00:02:06,140 --> 00:02:07,580 Only in Romania. 25 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:09,820 Good thing the Jews took him off our hands. 26 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:12,060 We wouldn't have known where to put him today. 27 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:15,220 I can see him now, launching a shawarma business. 28 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:19,820 Relu, we, Romanians, are destined to be small. 29 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:22,020 Small, small, small. 30 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,700 We have no follow-through. 31 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:32,420 Hey, bro ! Brother dearest. 32 00:02:33,540 --> 00:02:36,260 Nicu, are you out of your mind ?! 33 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,740 10,000 euro for a truck driver ?! 34 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:46,340 Bro, I know form experience that a closed mouth costs more 35 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,620 than an open one. 36 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:50,740 Except a hooker's. 37 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:53,980 Chill, we're through the worst of it, we're nearly there. 38 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:58,060 I hope you're hungry. I'm making a delicacy. 39 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:13,580 - I don't like crayfish. - It's lobster, with garlic sauce, 40 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,180 home-made mayo and lemon. 41 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:20,340 Are you trying to turn me onto Spanish cooking ? 42 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:27,100 - Are you gonna eat that ? - He eats protein however it comes. 43 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:30,780 Just look at the muscle on him. How much do you bench, Relu ? 44 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:35,620 - As much I have to, boss. - So, when are we leaving ? 45 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:39,700 - Leaving, where ? - What do you mean, "where" ? Spain. 46 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:42,860 - Bro... - Baby... 47 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:50,060 - Baby... - Have you seen my phone anywhere ? 48 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:54,180 I haven't, sunshine. 49 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,780 Come to bed, I miss you. 50 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:01,220 I'll be there in a sec, after I wrap this up with the lads. 51 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:07,500 - Say hello, it's good manners. - Hello. 52 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:11,300 - You're one in a million. - Baby... 53 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:13,500 Did you get dropped on your head ? Or you're fixin' to be ? 54 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:17,420 Go look for your phone on all fours, your go-to position after all. 55 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:25,020 - Why are you rude to my wife-to-be ? - Your what ? 56 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:28,500 I'm getting hitched, it's settled. 57 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:32,580 To her ? 58 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:35,820 She's my soulmate. 59 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:39,060 We're a good fit, like nuts and bolts. 60 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:43,180 A good fit for what ? 61 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:48,260 We like to fuck and watch American action shows. 62 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:54,100 All right, Nicu - whatever you say. 63 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:57,860 Just curious, where did you find her ? 64 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:01,100 Hm ? Maybe she's one of mine. 65 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:04,700 I'll let you have her half off - family discount. 66 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,780 What's her name ? 67 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,420 Gotta check my phone. 68 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:18,140 I can't remember. 69 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:24,700 Man, you're still as crazy as ever. 70 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,780 Fuck it. Just tell me when we're leaving for Spain. 71 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:30,020 You're not coming. 72 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,430 So then, you're going alone ? 73 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:37,820 I'm taking the Relster with me. That's what all the protein's for. 74 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,940 What do you mean, taking Relu ? Hold on a minute. 75 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:43,100 How come ? Relu's my guy. What's the big idea 76 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:46,380 taking him on a fucking whim ? We may be brothers, but still. 77 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:50,060 Hold on, make me understand ! How come you're taking Relu along ? 78 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:53,340 I know you're my brother, but say things go south with the Spaniards. 79 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,620 You'll, what ? Wave your ID to show you're my brother ? 80 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,860 Slash their throats with it ? 81 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:02,740 And you, man ? Did you fuck me over ? 82 00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:07,140 You're not my type, boss. 83 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:09,860 No one fucked you over, man. 84 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:17,660 I'm the brains. Relu's the muscle. Who are you ? 85 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,700 I'm the guy who put 700 grand into this 86 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:23,620 and 10 grand per driver to boot. 87 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:25,580 Hm ? How about that ? 88 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:28,500 You're gonna make that 700,000 back a dozen times over. 89 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:30,700 But there's only room for two on the plane. 90 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:33,380 I can't take all my kin along. 91 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:41,020 Have it your way, Nicu. 92 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,620 Fine. 93 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:50,660 I hope you choke on that crayfish. 94 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,900 Cheers, lads. 95 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,700 Don't get up, bro. 96 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,300 Cheers, blondie. 97 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:47,780 Whoa, living the fucking life in here, I'mma get me some food. 98 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:26,100 Fucking A, Colombia, man ! 99 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:45,380 Good, fucking good, I shit you not. 100 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:01,190 Emilian. 101 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:03,340 More or less. 102 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:07,740 Mister Emilian sent me to meet you, pal around. 103 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:12,020 Said to show you the sights. Meat rolls, beer, chicks. 104 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:16,300 Boys for you, blondie, if you'd like. The Old City center. 105 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:19,500 Bars, discos, fun times. 106 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,900 Me ? Police ? No. Wrong. 107 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,100 Very, very wrong. 108 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:40,460 Man, you're off your rocker, fuckin' cuckoos. 109 00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:43,540 Get it through your thick heads - I'm not police. 110 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:46,180 I work here. 111 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:50,140 I fix the odd pipe when it breaks, the odd toilet. 112 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:53,540 I mop the floors, vacuum. 113 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,470 Why's that so hard to get ? 114 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:59,500 Cleaning lady ! I'm the cleaning lady. 115 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:07,620 Come on, I'll take you out, clink some glasses. Bit of wine. 116 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,740 You're only gonna get paler sitting in this fuckin' office. 117 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,300 Come on, lads ! 118 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:24,660 Yes, but... I cannot help you. Yes ! 119 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:30,420 No. But you've gotten into the habit of calling me every time 120 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:33,420 you're on the rag or you get an ass pimple. 121 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:37,660 But, do I look like your mom ? Or your sister ? 122 00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:45,460 Babe, if you wanna spill your guts, go see a priest, OK ? 123 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:51,420 Gotta go, I've got a thing. 124 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:57,980 Can I get you some coffee ? 125 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:04,060 No. I'm here to pick up the money. For the drivers. 126 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,620 It's always business with you, huh ? 127 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:16,020 OK. 128 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:29,420 Ten grand each. 129 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,100 - Don't go. - I wanna get there before dark. 130 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:43,300 - See how it's looking. - No, I meant don't go at all. 131 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,540 Why not ? 132 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:50,900 Remember that night, when we met under the bridge ? 133 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:54,620 When I asked you to go away together. 134 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,750 Right. 135 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:01,060 I asked if you just didn't want to. 136 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:04,460 And you said, "No, Nico. I can't." 137 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:07,260 "I've got a wife and kids." 138 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:17,100 Of course I remember. I'm not glitching like Pop Puiu. 139 00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:20,860 - Not yet. - It's just... 140 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,580 It stuck with me. That you said... 141 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,940 You said you couldn't. Not that you didn't want to. 142 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,860 But you can do it, now. 143 00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:37,900 Your wife's out of the picture, your kids are... 144 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,020 Nico. 145 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,300 I'm tired of being afraid. 146 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:53,180 I'm tired of waking up alone and... 147 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:56,220 ...wondering "what if" all the time. 148 00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:02,020 I just wanna wake up on a deserted beach somewhere. 149 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,860 - And have someone's arms around me. - Nico. 150 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:11,780 I don't want to. 151 00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:16,180 You said you couldn't. Not that you didn't want to. 152 00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:22,380 I don't want to, 'cause I can't be with anyone else but Gina. 153 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,380 I can't. 154 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,140 Are you blind ? Hm ? 155 00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:35,300 Are you dumb ? What's wrong with you ? 156 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,740 I'm beautiful, I'm smart, everyone wants to fuck me. 157 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,220 What the fuck more do you want ? 158 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,700 You're not Gina. She's what I want. 159 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:49,820 Do you have any idea what I've done for you ? 160 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,020 For me ? 161 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:06,700 Everything you ever do, everything you've ever done... 162 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:12,380 ...has been for yourself. 163 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:16,060 There's no such thing as an innocent victim. 164 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,420 Problems ? 165 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,740 Let's go. 166 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,100 Where's your boss ? 167 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,620 Hey ! I asked you guys something ! 168 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,260 What's up, unky ? 169 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:37,140 Are you completely mad, boy ? 170 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:40,860 Huh ? Doing whatever the fuck you want like you owned this place ? 171 00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:45,340 I actually do whatever the fuck I want with the places I own. 172 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:48,380 Used this plot once to grow onions. Next year, went with pansies. 173 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,460 You prick ! 174 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,140 Who do you think you are, making fun of the Europol ? 175 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,580 Europol ?! These guys they sent here, 176 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:59,500 they're first-rate agents who've been on the case for two years. 177 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:01,630 And what do you go and do ? 178 00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:04,420 - Who did you have them meet ? - Pop Costica. 179 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:07,380 Who ? Is that one of your guys ? 180 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,100 Not yet, but he's getting there. 181 00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:15,300 -Who's Pop Costica ? -The cleaner who tidies up around here. 182 00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:18,060 But he's first-rate too. 183 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,660 A cut above the Karate Kid at window-washing. 184 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:24,300 - Are you deranged ? - Unky... 185 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,100 Mind if we pick this up tomorrow ? 186 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:29,620 It's just, we're in the middle of this sting op. 187 00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:32,780 - And you're kind of in the way. - Are you mad or are you high ? 188 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:40,780 A little bit of both. 189 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:44,180 Are you kidding me with your sting op, you loon ? 190 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:48,180 As of right now, you're no longer part of the Police Department, got it ? 191 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:52,180 You're not even fit to clean windows ! 192 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,060 Why would I wanna take Pop Costica's job ? 193 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:59,060 He's got a family, a side piece too. Bills to pay. 194 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:01,860 Right. Play time's over. Everybody's dismissed, go home. 195 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:04,500 Or to the loony bin. 196 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:07,420 Uncle. 197 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:12,180 If it's not too much of a bother, we've got a sting op to set up. 198 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,190 Are you thick ? 199 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:18,420 It's done. Kaput. Your cop days are over. 200 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:22,500 Got it ? Your nephew days are over, too. 201 00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:27,980 The second you lay a hand on a gun, you go to jail. 202 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,020 Got it ? 203 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,820 Boss ? 204 00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:43,340 One Mississippi... two Mississippi... 205 00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:46,180 ...three Mississippi... four Mississippi... 206 00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:52,060 Look, no jail ! And since I'm so crazy, maybe I even pull the damn trigger. 207 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,780 You wacko. 208 00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:07,150 Uncle... 209 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,780 If you order it, I'll pull the plug, fuck the sting op. 210 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,740 And fuck your hick police department while we're at it. 211 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:15,420 You're all a bunch of amateurs anyway. 212 00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:18,300 I'll go pack up my Playboy calendar from my office, 213 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:21,300 my colored pencils and the Rhododendron from mom 214 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:23,220 - and I'll be on my way. - You do that. Now. 215 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:28,260 But before I do, remind me to CC you on the email I need to send to the DA. 216 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:31,860 Wouldn't do to let this 32-page report I put together go to waste. 217 00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:36,940 Where I go over everything we did these past three months, in detail. 218 00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:39,460 And which I'm now gonna end with my favorite paragraph. 219 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:42,780 A beautiful, artistic, purple passage, all about today, 220 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:45,260 when I got solid intel confirming 221 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:48,860 three trucks full of coke will be coming in at the Galati border, 222 00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:53,500 with a payload we put at 9 million Euros' worth. 223 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:58,540 And today of all days, you scrap the op because, what ? 224 00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:03,060 Because two dimwits from Europol 225 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:07,620 got to chatting with Pop Costica, who was just mopping the office floor. 226 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:11,020 While I was preparing the sting op, above-mentioned in the report. 227 00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:14,460 So help us God and the Virgin Mary. 228 00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:22,380 You make me sick. 229 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,700 You're bringing them with you. 230 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:37,180 You heard him, go find a pair of red noses and clown costumes 231 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:39,780 to kit up our colleagues from Europol. 232 00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:44,460 Boss... 233 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:50,220 Let's jerk each other off after. 234 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:53,620 Wheels up in 10. 235 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,380 What are you doing here ? What's wrong ? 236 00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:30,340 Just came to see your new place. 237 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:33,260 Since I didn't get an invite. 238 00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:38,620 But put that out, please. It's a no-smoking building. 239 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:43,460 Wow, already falling in line with the building do's and dont's. 240 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:59,620 So you left our house for this flat. 241 00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:07,420 We can't all afford flats as fancy as yours. 242 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:12,940 Go on, you didn't answer the question. 243 00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:17,980 No, I didn't leave our house for this flat. 244 00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:22,300 Then, why did you leave ? 245 00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:25,300 Because... 246 00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:30,500 After your dad left, and then you... 247 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:36,300 The house felt pretty much empty. 248 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:40,420 And it was hard for me. 249 00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:45,740 Yeah, it was hard. 250 00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:51,660 Then, why didn't you ask dad to come home ? 251 00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:55,500 It's not as simple as that. 252 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,980 What's so complicated, mom ? You pick up the phone, 253 00:24:58,060 --> 00:25:00,380 call him up, say "come home". That's all there is to it. 254 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,820 -How hard can it be? I'll call him now. -No. 255 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,780 - Yes. I'll call tell him to come home. - No. 256 00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:08,460 - No. - Why not ? 257 00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:13,380 Why not ? 258 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:16,620 Your dad sold the house. 259 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:21,860 - He did what ? - He sold the house. 260 00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:37,780 Did you put him up to it ? 261 00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:40,380 No, I didn't put him up to it. 262 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:43,980 But you did tell him you two were done, so no point keeping the house, right ? 263 00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,910 Why do you think I'm to blame ? 264 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,740 - And why are you taking his side ? - I'm not taking his side. 265 00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:53,540 It's just, why did he leave then ? He didn't just feel like it, did he ? 266 00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:58,540 - Ask him. - Fine, so you caught him cheating. 267 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:03,620 He was losing fortunes at cards. 268 00:26:04,140 --> 00:26:06,580 He went off to the woods to meditate. 269 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:09,580 - Why did he leave? - Ask him. 270 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,820 - I'm asking you. - No, ask him. 271 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:14,860 Come on, mom, I'm already here, tell me. 272 00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:19,460 He lied to me. 273 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:24,820 OK, what did he lie about ? 274 00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:29,540 Fine, so he lied. 275 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:32,060 So ? 276 00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:36,260 So, he hurt your pride and that trumps your family ? 277 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:39,340 My pride... 278 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:42,900 - You've no idea what it was. - I don't have a clue, no. 279 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:46,420 But I know that, if you'd asked him to, he'd have come back. Right ? 280 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,380 And Chuckie would get to grow up like a normal kid, at home, 281 00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:52,460 with a mom and a dad. 282 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,700 Whoa, we don't have a home anymore ! 283 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:10,740 Not in this crappy apartment where, I swear, 284 00:27:10,860 --> 00:27:13,780 it smells like a massage parlour. 285 00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:16,740 How did you find this place anyway ? Whose is it ? 286 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:19,060 It's a friend's. 287 00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:29,740 A friend's ? 288 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,820 Oh, OK, now I get it. 289 00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:43,100 What's with the third degree ? 290 00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:50,900 Do you think I'm stupid ? 291 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:55,580 I've never seen you all done up like this. 292 00:27:57,260 --> 00:28:00,500 Eyebrows plucked, nails done, hair dyed. 293 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:07,500 Or is it just your new look around the house ? 294 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:10,460 - Magda ! - Give me a break. 295 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:39,900 Are you nuts ? 296 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,860 Hey ! 297 00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:02,150 Hey ! 298 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:04,580 You fucker ! 299 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,740 Hey, asshole ! What do you think you're doing ?! 300 00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:12,420 Do you hear me ? 301 00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:15,300 You motherfucking scumbag ! 302 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:19,140 Taking a shit in my pool, of all places ? 303 00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:22,020 - Hm ? Hey ! - I'm curious... 304 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:26,260 When do the peach trees bloom ? 305 00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:30,140 Peach trees, right ? 306 00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:33,620 Shouldn't they be in bloom by now ? 307 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:37,020 What are you doing here ? 308 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:42,860 When does the peach tree bloom, and when does the apricot ? 309 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,660 That's the question. 310 00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:50,940 Why're you taking a shit in my pool ? 311 00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:55,380 You call this barfy pond a pool ? 312 00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:59,740 I thought it was the lake in Tineret Park. 313 00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:03,980 See, I've been taking dumps in that lake since forever. 314 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:07,380 Summer of '68 and every summer since. 315 00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:11,060 The first day of August. 316 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:16,100 Until the middle of the season. 317 00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:18,940 To the day, smack in the middle. 318 00:30:19,140 --> 00:30:21,540 Like a Swiss watch. 319 00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:27,300 Do you even know who I am, pops ? 320 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:31,620 Do you know who I am ? 321 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:37,380 Do you know who you are ? 322 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,660 Do you know who you are ? 323 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:49,100 Come on inside. Let me call you a cab. 324 00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:52,020 Cabs are for broads. 325 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:55,940 I only travel by hang-glider. 326 00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:01,860 Hey, slum bum. 327 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:05,980 Is there anything to eat in your fridge ? 328 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,620 With your crappy pool and all, 329 00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:15,700 do you maybe have a wiener, at least ? 330 00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:19,180 A chocolate cake ? A ladyfinger ? 331 00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,340 Come. 332 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:10,220 Someone's come out. It's Relu Oncescu. 333 00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:12,980 What's he doing ? 334 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:15,820 Taking a piss. 335 00:32:16,420 --> 00:32:20,220 - He's what ? - Taking a piss. 336 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:24,060 Piss for brains. 337 00:32:24,140 --> 00:32:26,780 What about the trucks ? 338 00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:35,100 No sign yet. 339 00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:38,340 OK, we wait. 340 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:57,180 Twat. Eyes on the twat. 341 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:04,940 - What's the joke ? - ...that's a good one. 342 00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:15,420 What about Colombia ? Tell that story. 343 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:46,020 - Roadside picnic ? - Sir ! 344 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:50,150 It's a book. 345 00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:53,380 Arkadi and Boris Strugatski. 346 00:35:55,540 --> 00:35:56,790 No ? 347 00:35:56,940 --> 00:35:58,940 They made a movie based on it, too. 348 00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:01,860 "Stalker". 349 00:36:02,380 --> 00:36:04,310 Tarkovski. 350 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:06,980 - I don't really know about that stuff. - You don't ? 351 00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:11,020 If you don't know it, why the fuck are you enacting it ? 352 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,940 Hm ? 353 00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:17,260 Back to your post ! 354 00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:19,620 Yes, sir. 355 00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:02,420 Boss ! Come here, stay with us ! 356 00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:38,060 R-r-r... Relu... 357 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:12,420 Ten grand. 358 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:23,700 Ten grand each. 359 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:57,940 -Three yellow trucks are coming at you. -Follow them, 100 meters behind. 360 00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:00,340 Roger. 361 00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:01,580 Block the road. 362 00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:11,900 - Are we shooting this ? - Start to finish. 363 00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:15,100 Taking it straight to Cannes. 364 00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:18,580 You know what to do. There and there. 365 00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:20,430 Five men, with me ! 366 00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:22,980 - Spike strips, yeah ? - Let's go, this is it. 367 00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:28,300 Eyes on me ! 368 00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:41,420 Three trucks. 369 00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:45,300 The men inside are considered highly dangerous. 370 00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:50,260 If they try to get away, shoot their tires. 371 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:55,420 If they make a run for it by foot - shoot. 372 00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:59,900 Warning shots ? 373 00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:04,670 No. 374 00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:06,940 Shoot right at them. 375 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:13,380 Get to your posts ! 376 00:44:21,540 --> 00:44:22,940 I love you. 377 00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:25,460 No, no, don't be scared ! It's me ! I love you ! 378 00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:28,180 - I beg you... I want you ! - What the fuck... 379 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:30,540 Don't be scared, please, forgive me ! 380 00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:33,300 I want you, I love you, my love ! 381 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,740 - I'm sorry, please ! - Get the fuck out of here ! 382 00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:37,940 OK, I will, I'm sorry. 383 00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:41,540 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. Forgive me. 384 00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:45,740 I'm out. 385 00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:48,660 Will you forgive me ? I didn't mean to... 386 00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:10,660 Sebastian ? 387 00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:16,820 Seb ? 388 00:45:59,980 --> 00:46:02,260 So damn dark out here ! 389 00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:17,340 Something important, boss ? 390 00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:21,820 I had ordered pizza. 391 00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:31,980 They're 500 meters from you. 392 00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:18,180 Move, move ! 393 00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:24,300 Turn the engine off and come down ! 394 00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:50,820 Wow, look at you, big man ! 395 00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:53,100 Way to go ! 396 00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:04,220 Surprise, surprise ! 397 00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:09,660 - Bolt cutters ! - That guy's blown a fuse. 398 00:48:09,740 --> 00:48:12,380 - Shut the fuck up ! - Fuck you ! 399 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:15,020 Search every inch. 400 00:48:20,740 --> 00:48:22,740 Come on. 401 00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:28,780 Hustle, deadbeat ! 402 00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:40,180 Search it, let's go ! 403 00:48:47,820 --> 00:48:49,820 Open it up ! 404 00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:15,180 There's nothing, boss. 405 00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:44,540 Where's the load ? 406 00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:50,300 Where's the load ? 407 00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:55,460 That's the load, in there. 408 00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:59,580 Three balloons. That's the load ? 409 00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:03,180 Three colored balloons. With DJ lights inside to boot. 410 00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:07,340 It's my son's birthday. Thought I'd surprise him. 411 00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:12,420 Boss. 412 00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:16,500 You don't know much about cars. 413 00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:20,460 When a truck's loaded up, the ground clearance's lower. 414 00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:24,980 Too bad you won't get another chance to use this tidbit. 415 00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:01,230 I'll kill you. 416 00:51:01,380 --> 00:51:03,070 I'll kill you, Relu ! 417 00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:05,340 - Boss ! - I'mma kill you myself ! 418 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,820 - I'mma kill you dead ! - Boss ! 419 00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:09,980 Calm down. 420 00:51:10,740 --> 00:51:13,580 What are you looking at ? Show's over, get back to the cars ! 421 00:51:16,730 --> 00:51:23,530 Subtitles from YavkA.net