1 00:02:12,721 --> 00:02:14,682 Feels like I’m signing my life away. 2 00:02:14,807 --> 00:02:16,433 No paint, no holes in the walls 3 00:02:16,517 --> 00:02:18,644 and nothing can be suspended from the ceiling. 4 00:02:18,769 --> 00:02:20,271 Curtains? 5 00:02:20,354 --> 00:02:23,357 You know, Thomas, the owners don’t rent to just anyone. 6 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,608 This is happening. 7 00:02:24,733 --> 00:02:26,026 THOMAS: Wait, Pippa, don’t move. 8 00:02:26,110 --> 00:02:29,363 Can you please take our picture? 9 00:02:29,446 --> 00:02:30,698 Thank you. 10 00:02:30,823 --> 00:02:32,616 -Hey. - 11 00:02:32,741 --> 00:02:34,660 - 12 00:02:34,743 --> 00:02:37,621 - 13 00:02:40,249 --> 00:02:42,084 -Hey, turkey. -Hey, chicken. 14 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:43,294 What’s up? 15 00:02:43,377 --> 00:02:44,587 Nothing much. What’s up with you? 16 00:02:44,670 --> 00:02:46,463 So, we’re really gonna do this, huh? 17 00:02:46,589 --> 00:02:48,299 -Seems that way. Yeah. -Yeah. 18 00:02:48,424 --> 00:02:49,925 -It’s a big step. -Huge step. Ooh. 19 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:52,469 It’s really big, and if this doesn’t work out... 20 00:02:52,595 --> 00:02:54,597 -Ooh, woof. -It’s gonna suck. 21 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,891 Maybe we should just call it off now. 22 00:02:56,974 --> 00:02:58,350 Oh, yeah, maybe just, like, 23 00:02:58,434 --> 00:03:00,185 -quit while we’re ahead? Yeah. -Just-just, yeah. 24 00:03:00,269 --> 00:03:01,896 -Nice meeting you. Yeah, ni... -Nice-nice-nice talking to you. 25 00:03:01,979 --> 00:03:03,355 I’ll take half of my stuff. 26 00:03:03,439 --> 00:03:05,608 And I will take the other half of the stuff. 27 00:03:05,733 --> 00:03:07,484 -Yep. That make sense? - 28 00:03:07,568 --> 00:03:09,153 Babe... 29 00:03:09,278 --> 00:03:11,030 this is our home. 30 00:03:11,113 --> 00:03:14,074 I get to live here with you. 31 00:03:19,121 --> 00:03:20,456 Not yet. 32 00:03:20,539 --> 00:03:23,083 Right. Sorry, sorry. 33 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:48,776 was violet... 34 00:03:48,901 --> 00:03:50,319 Oh, what is this? 35 00:03:50,444 --> 00:03:51,987 -It’s chlorophyll water. -What? 36 00:03:52,071 --> 00:03:54,990 Chlorophyll water. It’s the secret to a long life. 37 00:03:55,074 --> 00:03:56,450 I will stick to my gewürztraminer, 38 00:03:56,533 --> 00:03:57,826 thank you very much. 39 00:03:57,910 --> 00:04:00,245 Okay, well, stick to your "ga-ga-bosh-bana-miner." 40 00:04:01,497 --> 00:04:02,831 Okay, wait. 41 00:04:02,915 --> 00:04:04,750 I know we just moved in together, 42 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:06,961 but can we talk about kids? 43 00:04:07,044 --> 00:04:08,295 -Kids? -Yes. 44 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:09,755 Like, it’s really important that we have 45 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,507 -this conversation right now. -Okay. 46 00:04:11,632 --> 00:04:13,175 Can we... 47 00:04:13,258 --> 00:04:15,219 not have kids for at least four years? 48 00:04:15,302 --> 00:04:17,638 -Yes. Geez... 49 00:04:17,721 --> 00:04:19,056 -Yeah? -Yes. Hell yes. 50 00:04:19,139 --> 00:04:20,641 -Ugh. 51 00:04:20,724 --> 00:04:22,434 -Hey, don’t act so... -You scared the shit out of me. 52 00:04:22,518 --> 00:04:25,270 Wait, but seriously, I was thinking about how 53 00:04:25,354 --> 00:04:28,524 I basically spent my entire life in school, right? 54 00:04:28,649 --> 00:04:29,817 As long as I’ve known you. 55 00:04:29,942 --> 00:04:31,110 Yeah, like, you spent your early 20s 56 00:04:31,193 --> 00:04:32,861 playing in some shitty punk clubs 57 00:04:32,945 --> 00:04:34,738 and doing God knows what. 58 00:04:34,863 --> 00:04:36,031 Drugs. 59 00:04:36,115 --> 00:04:37,783 And I spent mine in the corner 60 00:04:37,866 --> 00:04:41,537 of some stuffy medical library studying till 2:00 a.m. 61 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,038 -Right. -So I don’t want some 62 00:04:43,122 --> 00:04:46,125 gooey toddler to come along and just mess up 63 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,794 the last few years of being rebellious. 64 00:04:48,877 --> 00:04:50,379 Yeah. You know what, 65 00:04:50,504 --> 00:04:52,673 I-I’ve been thinking about rebellion, too, in my own way. 66 00:04:52,798 --> 00:04:54,591 You’re about to say something stupid right now. 67 00:04:54,675 --> 00:04:55,884 No, no, I... 68 00:04:55,968 --> 00:04:58,429 Well, you might think I’m un poco loco, 69 00:04:58,512 --> 00:05:01,390 but I was thinking about taking up the accordion. 70 00:05:01,473 --> 00:05:03,308 No. Really? 71 00:05:03,392 --> 00:05:05,019 What-what are you talking about, then? 72 00:05:05,102 --> 00:05:06,937 I want to wake up Sunday morning 73 00:05:07,062 --> 00:05:09,106 with an awful hangover that reminds me 74 00:05:09,189 --> 00:05:11,900 of all the terrible decisions I made the night before. 75 00:05:11,984 --> 00:05:13,485 That is what I’m talking about. 76 00:05:13,569 --> 00:05:15,404 I’m here for it. Hey, you deserve it. 77 00:05:15,487 --> 00:05:18,115 You deserve all the hangovers in the world, Pippa. 78 00:05:18,198 --> 00:05:19,324 -I do. -You do. 79 00:05:19,408 --> 00:05:20,784 -I do. -Yes, you do. 80 00:05:20,868 --> 00:05:23,537 To making wonderful, terrible decisions. 81 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:26,290 To wonderful, terrible decisions. 82 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:29,793 Come here. 83 00:05:32,129 --> 00:05:34,882 -I love you. -I love you, too. 84 00:05:46,143 --> 00:05:48,312 THOMAS: Oh, check out those two. 85 00:05:48,395 --> 00:05:50,856 What is he, like, a photographer or something? 86 00:05:50,939 --> 00:05:52,900 PIPPA: Looks like it. 87 00:05:53,025 --> 00:05:54,193 Wow. 88 00:05:54,276 --> 00:05:57,905 You can see right in. 89 00:05:58,030 --> 00:05:59,490 THOMAS: It’s a nice pla... 90 00:05:59,573 --> 00:06:01,366 Oh, oh, kissy kissy. 91 00:06:02,659 --> 00:06:04,745 THOMAS: Aw, they’re in love. 92 00:06:05,788 --> 00:06:07,414 PIPPA: Mm, it’s getting spicy. 93 00:06:11,126 --> 00:06:12,795 -PIPPA: Oh. Oh. -THOMAS: Oh, that man is 94 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,963 taking off her clothes. 95 00:06:15,047 --> 00:06:16,215 PIPPA: Um, Thomas... 96 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:17,508 THOMAS: That is happening. 97 00:06:17,591 --> 00:06:18,967 -PIPPA: Thomas. -What? 98 00:06:19,093 --> 00:06:20,761 I don’t think we should spy on our neighbors. 99 00:06:20,886 --> 00:06:22,888 No, we’re not spying. We’re just... 100 00:06:22,971 --> 00:06:25,390 looking outside our window, and they happen to be 101 00:06:25,516 --> 00:06:27,142 in our field of vision. 102 00:06:27,267 --> 00:06:29,645 -Oh, oh, oh! -PIPPA: O-Okay. 103 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:32,106 They have to know that people can see in. 104 00:06:32,189 --> 00:06:34,316 -THOMAS: Exactly. -Like, they have to know that. 105 00:06:34,441 --> 00:06:36,318 THOMAS: Have to know. Have to know. 106 00:06:36,401 --> 00:06:38,737 Is he about to do what I think he’s about to do? 107 00:06:38,821 --> 00:06:40,072 PIPPA: Yep. 108 00:06:40,155 --> 00:06:41,990 THOMAS: That is some good content. 109 00:06:42,074 --> 00:06:45,869 Okay. Thomas, we’re officially being creepy weirdos. 110 00:06:45,994 --> 00:06:47,121 -Don’t you agree? -No. 111 00:06:47,204 --> 00:06:49,414 What? They-they want us to look. 112 00:06:50,582 --> 00:06:52,751 But we’ll stop because you want me to. 113 00:06:52,835 --> 00:06:53,961 Thank you. 114 00:06:54,086 --> 00:06:55,629 -It’s our first night. -Right, right. 115 00:06:55,712 --> 00:06:58,549 Let’s give our new neighbors some privacy. 116 00:06:58,632 --> 00:07:00,801 Oh, they’re fucking now. Okay. 117 00:07:00,884 --> 00:07:02,803 Thomas, come on, perv. 118 00:07:02,928 --> 00:07:04,596 Okay, okay, okay. 119 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,140 Go get it. 120 00:07:06,265 --> 00:07:08,433 Go get it, boy. 121 00:07:52,394 --> 00:07:54,730 So... 122 00:07:54,813 --> 00:07:57,191 I got you a little... 123 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:02,613 -Thomas? - 124 00:08:02,738 --> 00:08:04,489 Babe? 125 00:08:08,452 --> 00:08:10,537 Thomas. 126 00:08:11,371 --> 00:08:13,832 Thomas. 127 00:08:13,957 --> 00:08:15,500 Sex. 128 00:08:46,365 --> 00:08:48,033 ARI: So, congratulations are in order. 129 00:08:48,158 --> 00:08:50,077 -PIPPA What’d I do? -ARI: You, nothing. 130 00:08:50,202 --> 00:08:53,247 Me, I’m on day three of a social media blackout. 131 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:55,290 No Insta, no Twitter. 132 00:08:55,374 --> 00:08:57,542 Joni and I pledged to go an entire month. 133 00:08:57,668 --> 00:08:59,294 -PIPPA: Mazel tov, Ari. -Mm-hmm. 134 00:08:59,378 --> 00:09:00,879 I just read that couples who decrease 135 00:09:00,963 --> 00:09:02,589 their amount of screen time 136 00:09:02,673 --> 00:09:05,384 can double or triple the amount of sex they have a month. 137 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:06,969 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 138 00:09:07,052 --> 00:09:09,471 Uh, but what do they look at when they masturbate? 139 00:09:09,596 --> 00:09:12,724 Oh, my God, how is cohabitation going? 140 00:09:12,808 --> 00:09:15,477 The weirdest thing happened last night. 141 00:09:15,602 --> 00:09:18,021 -This couple, our neighbors across the way, -Mm-hmm. 142 00:09:18,105 --> 00:09:21,066 they were totally doing it, and we could see right in. 143 00:09:21,191 --> 00:09:23,235 ARI: Oof magoof. How ugly were they? 144 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,820 PIPPA: They’re not. They were, like, gorgeous. 145 00:09:24,945 --> 00:09:26,321 -ARI: So, 146 00:09:26,405 --> 00:09:28,532 you pulled up a chair, popped some popcorn, 147 00:09:28,615 --> 00:09:30,117 broke out the binoculars? 148 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,535 -No. -Why not? 149 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:34,162 Just because someone is allegedly allowing you 150 00:09:34,246 --> 00:09:37,040 to look in on their lives doesn’t mean it’s okay to watch. 151 00:09:37,124 --> 00:09:39,167 Hmm. Mm, you are 1,000% wrong about that. 152 00:09:39,293 --> 00:09:41,086 It is entirely acceptable to look. 153 00:09:41,211 --> 00:09:43,297 I mean, it sounds like they’re exhibitionists. 154 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:44,756 Doubtful. 155 00:09:44,881 --> 00:09:46,425 If they are exhibitionists, then watching them-- 156 00:09:46,508 --> 00:09:48,468 it’s, like, the polite thing to do, Pippa. 157 00:09:48,552 --> 00:09:50,470 I’ll see you at lunch. 158 00:09:50,595 --> 00:09:52,639 So long, creep. 159 00:09:54,933 --> 00:09:57,602 PIPPA: You’re gonna see so much better after this. 160 00:09:57,728 --> 00:09:59,563 Just relax, okay? 161 00:10:01,356 --> 00:10:05,110 I’ve done 40 of these a week for the past 20 years, 162 00:10:05,235 --> 00:10:07,195 and well over half of them have gone right. 163 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:08,864 Just kidding, of course. 164 00:10:08,947 --> 00:10:11,074 Cannula, please. 165 00:10:11,199 --> 00:10:12,409 20 years. 166 00:10:12,492 --> 00:10:14,453 Yeah, and I’m still trying to figure out 167 00:10:14,536 --> 00:10:16,204 what I want to be when I grow up. 168 00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:18,623 - 169 00:10:18,749 --> 00:10:20,292 Okay. 170 00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:23,170 In three, two, 171 00:10:23,253 --> 00:10:25,005 -and... - 172 00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:31,345 Bonjour. Hi. This is Pippa from L’optique. 173 00:10:31,428 --> 00:10:33,305 -Your glasses are ready. -DR. SATO: Pippa? 174 00:10:33,388 --> 00:10:35,724 Uh, we’re open till 6:00. 175 00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:37,726 You’re welcome. Bye. 176 00:10:37,851 --> 00:10:39,978 What is this? 177 00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:43,273 DR. SATO: So, in Japan, birds are described as 178 00:10:43,357 --> 00:10:46,360 "two eyes with wings," and for good reason. 179 00:10:46,443 --> 00:10:48,111 Their acuity is so strong 180 00:10:48,195 --> 00:10:50,155 that from the top of an eight-story building 181 00:10:50,238 --> 00:10:53,658 they can pick out a single ant crawling on the sidewalk below. 182 00:10:53,742 --> 00:10:55,494 Uh-huh. 183 00:10:55,577 --> 00:10:56,912 Why are you telling her this? 184 00:10:56,995 --> 00:10:58,705 Well, it’s a little housewarming present. 185 00:10:58,789 --> 00:11:00,957 -Oh. 186 00:11:04,461 --> 00:11:06,129 DR. SATO: When you see birds 187 00:11:06,254 --> 00:11:08,382 drinking from this outside your window, 188 00:11:08,465 --> 00:11:10,509 let it be a little reminder of how imperfect 189 00:11:10,592 --> 00:11:12,344 our own species’ vision is. 190 00:11:12,427 --> 00:11:14,096 You and I, 191 00:11:14,179 --> 00:11:17,641 all we’re doing here is making it slightly better. 192 00:11:17,766 --> 00:11:19,935 PIPPA Thank you. 193 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,728 I want a present. 194 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:28,902 Hey, babe. 195 00:11:29,027 --> 00:11:31,196 -Hi. -Voilà. 196 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:33,073 Thomas, this is so cute. 197 00:11:33,156 --> 00:11:35,325 THOMAS: We kind of look like Bert and Ernie. 198 00:11:36,326 --> 00:11:40,205 What’s going on with our friendly next-door neighbors? 199 00:11:40,288 --> 00:11:42,916 Really? This is gonna be a thing? 200 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:44,626 THOMAS: Look. They’re just like us. 201 00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:46,336 PIPPA They’re nothing like us. 202 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:48,130 They’re way cooler. 203 00:11:48,255 --> 00:11:49,172 Yeah. 204 00:11:49,256 --> 00:11:50,757 Hey, stop being so obvious. 205 00:11:50,841 --> 00:11:53,510 -Oh, okay. Secret time. -Ooh. 206 00:11:53,635 --> 00:11:55,178 Ooh. 207 00:11:57,055 --> 00:11:58,515 How do we become their friends? 208 00:11:58,598 --> 00:12:00,851 You want to become BFFs with the neighbors 209 00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:03,395 -we now seem to be stalking? -Yeah. Why not? 210 00:12:03,478 --> 00:12:06,106 I bet that sake he’s drinking is top-shelf. 211 00:12:06,189 --> 00:12:07,899 He could pour me some, 212 00:12:07,983 --> 00:12:09,860 and I could pretend to know the difference. 213 00:12:09,943 --> 00:12:12,112 And then she could show you all the cute boutiques 214 00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:13,613 to shop at in the neighborhood. 215 00:12:13,738 --> 00:12:15,824 Yeah, ’cause all girls do is shop. 216 00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:18,368 Okay, fine. I’ll-I’ll learn about the boutiques, then. 217 00:12:18,452 --> 00:12:19,911 -Shit. - 218 00:12:19,995 --> 00:12:21,371 What are their names? 219 00:12:21,496 --> 00:12:24,624 PIPPA: Uh, she’s definitely a Margot. 220 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:27,043 THOMAS: Oh, yeah, of course. She’s clearly a Margot. 221 00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:30,005 PIPPA: And that’s... Brent. 222 00:12:30,088 --> 00:12:31,756 THOMAS Well, maybe Brent can also 223 00:12:31,882 --> 00:12:33,633 tell me how to sculpt my body hair. 224 00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:35,677 Caught a glimpse of his pubes yesterday. 225 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,471 They were exquisitely manscaped. 226 00:12:37,554 --> 00:12:39,139 Would you ever want me to do that? 227 00:12:39,222 --> 00:12:40,515 PIPPA: Shave your pubes? 228 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,017 -THOMAS: Yeah. -PIPPA: No. 229 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,394 W-Wouldn’t they grow back prickly or something? 230 00:12:44,519 --> 00:12:45,812 THOMAS "Prickly." 231 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,147 PIPPA: Wait. 232 00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:49,232 Is... is he choking? 233 00:12:49,357 --> 00:12:50,442 Oh, shit. 234 00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:52,152 -That guy can’t breathe. -PIPPA: I know. 235 00:12:52,235 --> 00:12:53,945 -THOMAS: And she can’t see him. -I-I know. What do we do? 236 00:12:54,029 --> 00:12:56,281 -THOMAS: Okay, here we go. -Oh. Good, good, good. Yes. 237 00:12:56,364 --> 00:12:58,783 -N-No, no. -THOMAS: No! Go to the kitchen! 238 00:12:58,867 --> 00:12:59,993 The kitchen! 239 00:13:00,076 --> 00:13:01,369 Take off your headphones, girlfriend! 240 00:13:01,495 --> 00:13:03,955 Ugh, my... This is, like, an emergency. 241 00:13:04,039 --> 00:13:06,541 Okay, uh, I-I should... call 911? 242 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,293 No, you’re... they’re not gonna get there fast enough. 243 00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:10,337 -You need to go over there. -Okay, but then they’ll know 244 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:11,588 that we were spying. 245 00:13:11,713 --> 00:13:12,839 Yeah, but then he won’t be dead. Go! 246 00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:14,466 Shit. Okay, right. Shit. 247 00:13:14,591 --> 00:13:16,718 -I have to go over there? -Go! 248 00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:19,304 Okay. Yeah, yeah. All right, all right. 249 00:13:21,515 --> 00:13:23,642 PIPPA: Wait! Thomas, come back, come back, come back. 250 00:13:23,725 --> 00:13:25,060 What? What? 251 00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:26,603 -PIPPA: No, not like that. -No, no, no. 252 00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:28,438 THOMAS: What are you doing? No, no, no, no. 253 00:13:28,522 --> 00:13:30,148 -No. Come on. Harder, harder, harder. -No! What is she doing? 254 00:13:30,232 --> 00:13:32,234 -PIPPA: Oh, come on. -Come on. What are you doing? 255 00:13:32,359 --> 00:13:34,444 -Oh, look! -Come on! 256 00:13:34,569 --> 00:13:35,987 -Look! -Like this! 257 00:13:36,071 --> 00:13:37,906 -THOMAS: Yeah! Yeah, go! -Yeah! That’s right! 258 00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:39,824 -PIPPA: You got this, girl! -Go, go, go! Go, go, go, go! 259 00:13:39,908 --> 00:13:41,493 -Push, push, push, push. -Come on. You got this! 260 00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:43,119 -There you go. There you go. -You got this! 261 00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:44,454 THOMAS: There you go. There you go. There you go. 262 00:13:44,579 --> 00:13:46,206 -Yeah! Yes! -Oh, my gosh! 263 00:13:46,331 --> 00:13:48,083 -Yeah! 264 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,584 -We did it! - 265 00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:51,086 PIPPA: Oh, my God, we did it. 266 00:13:51,169 --> 00:13:53,088 -THOMAS: We did. Oh, my God. -We did it. 267 00:13:53,213 --> 00:13:54,589 - 268 00:13:54,673 --> 00:13:56,383 PIPPA: He just spit up a spicy tuna roll. 269 00:13:56,508 --> 00:13:58,093 Kinky. 270 00:13:58,176 --> 00:14:01,221 -Ew. No, ew! Ew! -Ooh... 271 00:17:01,484 --> 00:17:04,404 So, this might be a little problematic. 272 00:17:04,487 --> 00:17:07,949 Why? They know we can see in, so why not? 273 00:17:09,451 --> 00:17:10,744 Wait. 274 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:13,163 Somebody’s got some company. 275 00:17:13,246 --> 00:17:15,165 THOMAS: I think this guy’s pretty successful. 276 00:17:15,248 --> 00:17:17,500 PIPPA: Yeah, he doesn’t do commercials. 277 00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:19,085 THOMAS: That’s a sore spot, baby. 278 00:17:19,169 --> 00:17:20,462 -PIPPA: Sorry. - 279 00:17:20,545 --> 00:17:21,963 PIPPA: Ooh. 280 00:17:22,046 --> 00:17:23,465 THOMAS: Oh, I think she was there this afternoon. 281 00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:26,134 -Can I take a look? -Yeah. 282 00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:30,346 -Wow. These get so close. -PIPPA: I know, right? 283 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:33,266 -They were only a hundred bucks. -Only? Did you negotiate? 284 00:17:33,349 --> 00:17:34,893 PIPPA: No. Should I have? 285 00:17:35,018 --> 00:17:36,978 Yeah, you probably could’ve got ’em for 50. 286 00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:38,438 Man. 287 00:17:38,521 --> 00:17:41,649 THOMAS: Fun fact-- this guy touched her butt earlier. 288 00:17:44,027 --> 00:17:46,321 PIPPA: Oh, what’s he doing? 289 00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:48,531 THOMAS: Impromptu photo shoot? 290 00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:50,617 Here. 291 00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:55,955 PIPPA It’s-a me, Mario. 292 00:17:57,916 --> 00:18:00,084 PIPPA I like her overalls, though. 293 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:01,795 -Oh, sh... Whoa. -THOMAS: What’s happening? 294 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,088 -PIPPA: What just happened? -What’s happening? 295 00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:06,633 THOMAS: "Hello, world. I do push-ups." 296 00:18:06,716 --> 00:18:09,511 Yeah, me too, bub, sometimes. 297 00:18:10,428 --> 00:18:11,971 PIPPA: Uh, whoa, whoa. 298 00:18:12,055 --> 00:18:14,057 THOMAS: "Take off your shirt. That’s what friends do." 299 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,475 PIPPA: "Best friends?" 300 00:18:15,558 --> 00:18:16,851 THOMAS: "Yeah, we’re best friends forever." 301 00:18:16,935 --> 00:18:17,977 PIPPA: "Aw." 302 00:18:18,102 --> 00:18:20,021 -"Take off your clothes." -"Okay." 303 00:18:24,526 --> 00:18:26,528 PIPPA: Whoa, this is so sus. 304 00:18:26,611 --> 00:18:28,613 THOMAS: He’s buttering her up. 305 00:18:28,738 --> 00:18:30,615 -PIPPA: Ooh. Clink! -THOMAS: Clink. 306 00:18:30,698 --> 00:18:32,867 THOMAS: Hey-yo. Boobs. 307 00:18:32,951 --> 00:18:36,246 -Stop. -Boobs, babe. There’s boobs. 308 00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:39,666 PIPPA: Do you think she wants it? 309 00:18:39,749 --> 00:18:41,376 THOMAS: I don’t know. 310 00:18:41,459 --> 00:18:43,670 Oh, I think she wants it. 311 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:46,881 What if Margot comes home? 312 00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:49,217 THOMAS: I know. I know. 313 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:53,054 Are we bad people for watching this? 314 00:18:53,179 --> 00:18:54,806 No. 315 00:18:56,349 --> 00:18:58,810 THOMAS: This guy gets a lot of action. 316 00:18:58,893 --> 00:19:01,020 PIPPA: Hmm. 317 00:19:01,104 --> 00:19:03,773 Here. Keep watching. 318 00:19:03,898 --> 00:19:05,942 Okay. 319 00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:08,403 What are you doing? 320 00:19:08,486 --> 00:19:10,071 Taking your shirt off, babe. 321 00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,785 -Pippa. -Take it off. 322 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,665 And now what? 323 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,208 Keep watching. 324 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:23,960 THOMAS: Okay. 325 00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:38,892 -What are they doing? -Um... 326 00:19:39,976 --> 00:19:41,603 He’s kissing her neck and... 327 00:19:41,686 --> 00:19:43,354 What are we doing? That’s so crazy. 328 00:19:43,479 --> 00:19:46,024 -Come on. Pay attention. -This is crazy. 329 00:19:46,149 --> 00:19:48,318 Pay attention. 330 00:19:50,194 --> 00:19:52,155 Um... okay. 331 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,157 He, uh... 332 00:19:57,285 --> 00:19:59,245 PIPPA: Yeah? 333 00:20:05,126 --> 00:20:07,629 -PIPPA: Yeah? 334 00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:12,967 - 335 00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:14,928 My turn. 336 00:20:16,179 --> 00:20:19,015 -Come on, take ’em off. -Yes, ma’am. 337 00:20:24,145 --> 00:20:26,689 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 338 00:20:32,528 --> 00:20:35,865 - 339 00:21:01,224 --> 00:21:03,101 I love you. 340 00:21:03,226 --> 00:21:04,686 Love you, too. 341 00:21:04,769 --> 00:21:06,479 Um, can you go a little faster? 342 00:21:06,562 --> 00:21:08,022 Yeah. Sure. 343 00:21:09,857 --> 00:21:11,734 Um, a little harder. 344 00:21:11,859 --> 00:21:13,569 -THOMAS: Like that? -Yeah. 345 00:21:22,912 --> 00:21:24,205 I think I’m gonna... 346 00:21:24,288 --> 00:21:25,331 PIPPA: C-Can you... can you just hold it? 347 00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:26,582 Yeah. Yeah, I’ll try. 348 00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,793 PIPPA: Just slow down if you have to. 349 00:21:29,627 --> 00:21:32,213 No, I’m gonna... 350 00:21:44,851 --> 00:21:47,270 I’m sorry. 351 00:21:47,353 --> 00:21:49,272 I’m sorry. 352 00:21:49,355 --> 00:21:52,608 It’s okay. Why are you apologizing? 353 00:21:56,821 --> 00:21:58,906 That was faster than usual. 354 00:21:59,032 --> 00:22:01,409 It was great. 355 00:22:01,492 --> 00:22:04,662 I mean, we’ve just never done that before. 356 00:22:06,998 --> 00:22:09,250 -It was hot. - 357 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,294 All right, I’m gonna get you a washcloth. 358 00:22:11,419 --> 00:22:13,671 -Love you. -Love you, too. 359 00:23:44,137 --> 00:23:45,638 JONI: I mean... 360 00:23:45,721 --> 00:23:47,431 it’s totally obvious. 361 00:23:47,557 --> 00:23:50,893 Margot is Brent’s wife, serious girlfriend or whatever. 362 00:23:50,977 --> 00:23:52,395 And while she was out of town, 363 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,564 Brent got thirsty and straight-up cheated on her. 364 00:23:54,647 --> 00:23:57,275 -That’s my theory, too. -ARI: Uh, okay. 365 00:23:57,358 --> 00:23:59,110 How can we be so sure? I mean, maybe they’re just, 366 00:23:59,193 --> 00:24:01,404 like, in an open relationship or something. 367 00:24:03,364 --> 00:24:05,449 Or maybe you’re projecting your feelings 368 00:24:05,533 --> 00:24:07,034 about monogamy onto them? 369 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,162 -But what are the odds of that, though? -What? 370 00:24:09,245 --> 00:24:10,621 That they’re swingers or... 371 00:24:10,705 --> 00:24:12,623 Do people use the word "swinger" anymore? 372 00:24:12,748 --> 00:24:16,169 Siri, what percentage of couples are in an open relationship? 373 00:24:16,294 --> 00:24:18,004 You think Siri can answer that question? 374 00:24:18,087 --> 00:24:20,506 SIRI: Blumstein and Schwartz found that 15% 375 00:24:20,590 --> 00:24:21,883 of married couples share an agreement 376 00:24:21,966 --> 00:24:24,343 that allows for extramarital sex. 377 00:24:24,468 --> 00:24:25,928 15%? 378 00:24:26,012 --> 00:24:27,180 I’m legit impressed. 379 00:24:27,305 --> 00:24:28,723 And that’s an average, I’m assuming. 380 00:24:28,806 --> 00:24:29,849 I bet that within the greater metropolitan area 381 00:24:29,974 --> 00:24:31,225 it’s, like, way higher. 382 00:24:31,309 --> 00:24:32,768 I mean, this place is fuck city. 383 00:24:33,895 --> 00:24:35,354 But poor Margot. 384 00:24:35,438 --> 00:24:38,316 -Yes. It’s so wrong. -Yeah. Poor Margot. -Poor Margot. 385 00:24:42,195 --> 00:24:45,489 I just wish we could hear what they were saying to each other. 386 00:24:47,116 --> 00:24:48,743 Huh. 387 00:24:48,826 --> 00:24:50,620 -Huh. -JONI: Brother. 388 00:24:50,703 --> 00:24:52,079 THOMAS: Hmm. Sibling. 389 00:24:52,205 --> 00:24:53,164 What? 390 00:24:53,289 --> 00:24:54,916 Nothing. 391 00:24:54,999 --> 00:24:56,876 Joni, you just said, "Huh." 392 00:24:56,959 --> 00:24:58,336 Like, "Huh, I just had a thought 393 00:24:58,419 --> 00:25:00,213 that would be relevant to this conversation." 394 00:25:01,505 --> 00:25:02,798 So... 395 00:25:02,924 --> 00:25:03,841 Okay. 396 00:25:03,925 --> 00:25:05,301 When Tommy and I were in college, 397 00:25:05,384 --> 00:25:06,677 he used to have this huge crush 398 00:25:06,761 --> 00:25:08,888 on this super cute lit major named Kylie. 399 00:25:08,971 --> 00:25:10,431 All these dorks wanted to get with her, 400 00:25:10,556 --> 00:25:12,391 but none of them had the balls to, 401 00:25:12,475 --> 00:25:14,310 you know, actually talk to her. 402 00:25:14,435 --> 00:25:16,646 -Please continue. 403 00:25:16,771 --> 00:25:18,356 One night, I went over to smoke weed 404 00:25:18,439 --> 00:25:19,857 and watch Deep Blue Sea... 405 00:25:19,941 --> 00:25:21,609 -As one does. -...and I discover 406 00:25:21,734 --> 00:25:23,986 they figured out how to jerry-rig a laser pointer 407 00:25:24,070 --> 00:25:25,571 into a long-range microphone 408 00:25:25,655 --> 00:25:27,740 so that we could all low-key listen in 409 00:25:27,823 --> 00:25:30,368 on Kylie’s private conversations 410 00:25:30,451 --> 00:25:32,954 in hopes that she would miraculously be confessing 411 00:25:33,037 --> 00:25:34,747 -her love for one of them. -Mon Dieu. 412 00:25:34,830 --> 00:25:38,000 -You were an accomplice to this? -No. 413 00:25:38,084 --> 00:25:40,628 -Maybe. -Uh-huh. -JONI: Okay, it was his idea, 414 00:25:40,753 --> 00:25:42,088 and he masterminded the whole thing 415 00:25:42,171 --> 00:25:44,131 after watching a tutorial on YouTube. 416 00:25:44,257 --> 00:25:45,549 What happened? 417 00:25:45,675 --> 00:25:47,468 -Nothing. Uh, it was... -Uh, we turned it on. 418 00:25:47,551 --> 00:25:49,220 -No. -And... 419 00:25:49,303 --> 00:25:51,347 the instant we got a signal, everybody was crushed 420 00:25:51,472 --> 00:25:53,557 because, from the moaning and the giggling, 421 00:25:53,641 --> 00:25:55,434 it became immediately apparent 422 00:25:55,559 --> 00:25:58,980 that Kylie and her roommate were having a naked tickle party 423 00:25:59,063 --> 00:26:00,231 with Seth Gildenstein. 424 00:26:00,314 --> 00:26:02,608 -Gildenstein? -It’s Gildensteen, yeah. 425 00:26:02,692 --> 00:26:04,318 Kylie was in the 15%. 426 00:26:04,443 --> 00:26:05,778 But a trivia note on Seth Gildensteen-- 427 00:26:05,861 --> 00:26:07,697 never was he seen in a pair of shoes. 428 00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:09,323 -Sorry, what? -Like, he only ever wore Rollerblades. 429 00:26:09,407 --> 00:26:11,659 Yeah, and still somehow got laid. 430 00:26:11,742 --> 00:26:12,910 Laid a lot. 431 00:26:13,035 --> 00:26:14,996 Enough about Seth’s choice of footwear. 432 00:26:15,997 --> 00:26:20,209 How does this laser pointer thingy work? 433 00:26:22,044 --> 00:26:23,587 THOMAS: Okay, class. 434 00:26:23,671 --> 00:26:26,674 Large picture windows just like this one, 435 00:26:26,799 --> 00:26:28,968 when you make a noise, they vibrate. 436 00:26:29,093 --> 00:26:30,303 Like, right now, this is vibrating 437 00:26:30,386 --> 00:26:31,679 from the sound of my voice. 438 00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:33,973 So, if you shine a laser through it, 439 00:26:34,056 --> 00:26:36,058 what do you think happens to the beam? 440 00:26:36,183 --> 00:26:37,935 It also vibrates. 441 00:26:38,019 --> 00:26:39,687 Gold star for you. Exactly. 442 00:26:39,812 --> 00:26:42,898 The little dot of the laser wiggles from the vibrations. 443 00:26:42,982 --> 00:26:45,026 And if you can capture the pattern of the wiggling, 444 00:26:45,151 --> 00:26:48,362 you can translate that into waveforms you can actually hear. 445 00:26:48,446 --> 00:26:49,989 Why haven’t we done this yet? 446 00:26:50,072 --> 00:26:52,450 Well, Pippa, it’s probably illegal, 447 00:26:52,533 --> 00:26:54,368 and B, we can’t. 448 00:26:54,452 --> 00:26:55,870 I mean, if we shine a laser 449 00:26:55,995 --> 00:26:57,955 into their apartment, it terminates. 450 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,082 There’s no way to capture the vibrations 451 00:27:00,207 --> 00:27:01,792 from across the street. 452 00:27:01,876 --> 00:27:04,670 In order to do that, we’d have to bounce the beam back here. 453 00:27:04,754 --> 00:27:05,880 Wait, what? 454 00:27:06,005 --> 00:27:08,215 Unless we sneak into Brent’s studio 455 00:27:08,341 --> 00:27:10,509 and perfectly place a mirror behind his window, 456 00:27:10,593 --> 00:27:11,969 we’re out of luck. 457 00:27:12,094 --> 00:27:14,388 There’s a satyr in their apartment. 458 00:27:14,513 --> 00:27:15,348 What? 459 00:27:15,431 --> 00:27:16,599 You know, a satyr. 460 00:27:16,682 --> 00:27:18,601 The Roman fertility spirit. Look. 461 00:27:44,418 --> 00:27:46,587 I have a bad idea. 462 00:27:46,712 --> 00:27:49,382 THOMAS: I cannot believe we’re doing this right now. 463 00:27:49,465 --> 00:27:51,384 This is exactly what I’m talking about. 464 00:27:51,509 --> 00:27:53,386 Future us is gonna be so impressed. 465 00:27:53,469 --> 00:27:55,679 Yeah, well, present-tense me is freaking the fuck out. 466 00:27:55,763 --> 00:27:57,890 -Present-tense you is also sober. -True. 467 00:27:58,015 --> 00:28:00,559 PIPPA: What’s the worst thing that could happen? 468 00:28:23,624 --> 00:28:29,505 into the field for so long... 469 00:28:32,174 --> 00:28:33,801 PIPPA: Oh, um... 470 00:28:35,970 --> 00:28:37,763 -PIPPA: Uh, uh... -Yo! 471 00:28:37,888 --> 00:28:39,849 -Thomas! -Yo! 472 00:28:40,599 --> 00:28:41,684 Hey, bro. 473 00:28:41,767 --> 00:28:44,103 -Thomas. -Bro! Bro. 474 00:28:44,186 --> 00:28:45,771 -THOMAS: Hey. 475 00:28:47,898 --> 00:28:49,650 through your hair 476 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:58,701 giving off heat, oh 477 00:29:11,964 --> 00:29:16,760 come over 478 00:29:20,306 --> 00:29:23,851 I can only stare 479 00:29:23,934 --> 00:29:26,562 - 480 00:29:26,645 --> 00:29:30,774 it’s pulling my heart down 481 00:29:32,735 --> 00:29:34,820 - 482 00:29:34,904 --> 00:29:39,074 it’s pulling my heart down 483 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,453 - 484 00:29:49,251 --> 00:29:51,504 What the fuck was all that? 485 00:30:08,395 --> 00:30:09,980 To wonderful, terrible decisions. 486 00:30:10,064 --> 00:30:11,815 To wonderful, terrible decisions. 487 00:30:11,941 --> 00:30:13,108 Clink. 488 00:30:18,113 --> 00:30:20,241 -Is it chipped? -No, you’re good. You’re good. 489 00:30:42,513 --> 00:30:44,473 What...? 490 00:30:44,598 --> 00:30:46,392 in the dark... 491 00:30:46,517 --> 00:30:49,520 THOMAS: So, yeah, I was doing the band thing for a while. 492 00:30:49,603 --> 00:30:51,313 -Now I switched to commercials. -WOMAN: Yeah, yeah. 493 00:30:51,397 --> 00:30:52,773 THOMAS: More stable pay. 494 00:30:52,898 --> 00:30:54,400 Well, what was the name of your band? 495 00:30:54,483 --> 00:30:56,402 Um, we were actually called Stress. 496 00:30:56,527 --> 00:30:57,903 -Stress. I love that. -Mm-hmm. 497 00:30:58,028 --> 00:31:00,072 Sorry, I got to stretch a little bit. 498 00:31:14,962 --> 00:31:16,046 Hey. 499 00:31:16,171 --> 00:31:17,798 MAN: Nice costume! 500 00:31:17,881 --> 00:31:19,174 Straight fire, Margot. 501 00:31:20,551 --> 00:31:22,219 How’s everyone doing over here? 502 00:31:22,303 --> 00:31:24,221 Can I get a hit of that? 503 00:31:24,346 --> 00:31:25,431 Thanks, Zorro. 504 00:31:29,810 --> 00:31:32,062 Well, make yourselves at home. 505 00:31:32,146 --> 00:31:34,481 Su casa, mi casa. 506 00:31:37,401 --> 00:31:40,446 PIPPA: She could have dressed as any of the Tenenbaums, 507 00:31:40,529 --> 00:31:43,407 but no-- Margot. 508 00:31:43,490 --> 00:31:45,492 So, how did we do, chicken? 509 00:31:45,576 --> 00:31:46,994 Mission accomplished. 510 00:31:47,077 --> 00:31:49,747 Yes, that’s what I like to hear. 511 00:31:53,584 --> 00:31:54,877 All right. Ready? 512 00:31:55,002 --> 00:31:55,919 Copy. 513 00:31:56,003 --> 00:31:57,296 THOMAS: Okay. 514 00:31:57,379 --> 00:32:00,382 So, you’re looking for a little green dot. 515 00:32:00,466 --> 00:32:02,509 Tell me to move it up or down or whatever. 516 00:32:02,593 --> 00:32:03,886 PIPPA: I don’t see it. 517 00:32:04,011 --> 00:32:05,346 THOMAS: Well, it’s there somewhere. 518 00:32:05,429 --> 00:32:06,889 PIPPA: I know, but I don’t see it. 519 00:32:06,972 --> 00:32:08,974 Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off! 520 00:32:09,058 --> 00:32:10,267 THOMAS: What? 521 00:32:10,351 --> 00:32:11,810 A second longer, they were gonna think 522 00:32:11,894 --> 00:32:13,562 they were gonna get assassinated. 523 00:32:13,646 --> 00:32:16,398 Okay. Start lower. 524 00:32:16,482 --> 00:32:17,399 Okay, okay. 525 00:32:17,483 --> 00:32:19,276 PIPPA: Okay, go right. 526 00:32:19,401 --> 00:32:21,320 A little more... and stop. 527 00:32:21,445 --> 00:32:24,198 Stop, stop. And now go up. 528 00:32:24,281 --> 00:32:26,200 A little higher. 529 00:32:26,283 --> 00:32:28,410 A little more, and stop. 530 00:32:29,328 --> 00:32:30,245 Mwah. 531 00:32:30,371 --> 00:32:31,455 Now what? 532 00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:33,540 Now we hope that the angle of the mirror 533 00:32:33,624 --> 00:32:35,459 bounced it back here somewhere. 534 00:32:35,542 --> 00:32:38,587 This isn’t the most scientific of methods. 535 00:32:40,089 --> 00:32:41,882 Hold on. 536 00:32:47,429 --> 00:32:48,931 Aw. 537 00:33:02,736 --> 00:33:04,988 I am so impressed right now. 538 00:33:15,374 --> 00:33:16,625 Man. 539 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:18,377 Wait, wait. Wait. 540 00:33:29,263 --> 00:33:31,807 They sound like the teachers from Charlie Brown. 541 00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:33,976 -Wah-wah, wah-wah, wah. -Wah-wah. 542 00:33:34,059 --> 00:33:36,103 Wah-wah-wah, wah-wah-wah. 543 00:33:41,817 --> 00:33:43,986 MARGOT So if I’m feeling upset about something, 544 00:33:44,111 --> 00:33:45,821 -I should just hide it? - 545 00:33:45,946 --> 00:33:48,574 - 546 00:33:48,657 --> 00:33:51,285 MARGOT: I saw you go into the bathroom with some woman. 547 00:33:51,368 --> 00:33:52,911 BRENT: Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. 548 00:33:52,995 --> 00:33:55,414 MARGOT: In front of everybody. 549 00:33:55,539 --> 00:33:57,750 Are you fucking stupid? 550 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:02,087 Did you think people can’t see you? 551 00:34:02,171 --> 00:34:03,714 Did you? Hello! Hi! 552 00:34:03,839 --> 00:34:06,759 I can’t keep having this conversation. 553 00:34:06,842 --> 00:34:09,219 Okay, all right, fine, you really want to do it now? 554 00:34:09,344 --> 00:34:11,972 -Yeah. -Tell me the truth. 555 00:34:12,055 --> 00:34:13,682 Do you still love me? 556 00:34:13,766 --> 00:34:15,476 Oh, fuck you. What? 557 00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:17,186 Do you? 558 00:34:17,269 --> 00:34:18,437 How-how... I’m sorry. 559 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,022 How are you getting that from this? 560 00:34:20,105 --> 00:34:21,607 Do you still love me? 561 00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:23,734 Don’t do this to me. Don’t do that. 562 00:34:23,817 --> 00:34:25,360 Don’t do that. 563 00:34:25,444 --> 00:34:27,196 Look, I think... I think you-you want to leave me 564 00:34:27,279 --> 00:34:29,114 but you-you haven’t got the fucking balls to do it, 565 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,116 so you come up with all these ridiculous excuses 566 00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:33,452 just to try and make it my fault and not yours. 567 00:34:33,577 --> 00:34:36,288 No. No, no, no, I saw you. 568 00:34:36,371 --> 00:34:37,664 BRENT: You know, I... we’re to the point 569 00:34:37,790 --> 00:34:38,916 I shouldn’t even have to explain myself. 570 00:34:38,999 --> 00:34:40,626 You’re supposed to trust me. 571 00:34:40,709 --> 00:34:42,795 You really think that I would fuck someone in our apartment? 572 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,880 -Is that what you think of me? -I-I thought... 573 00:34:44,963 --> 00:34:46,632 -I saw you. -You thought what? 574 00:34:46,715 --> 00:34:49,092 You know, I get it. I get it. You’re insecure about my work. 575 00:34:49,176 --> 00:34:50,636 I get it. That makes sense. 576 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,304 Okay, you’ve told me a hundred times. 577 00:34:52,387 --> 00:34:54,389 But without my work, who’s gonna pay for all this? 578 00:34:54,515 --> 00:34:55,891 -Are you? Huh? -That’s not fair. 579 00:34:55,974 --> 00:34:57,309 Your income gonna support us? 580 00:34:57,392 --> 00:34:59,228 I mean, if you get... if we get divorced, 581 00:34:59,311 --> 00:35:01,104 don’t know what you’re gonna do. 582 00:35:01,188 --> 00:35:02,689 Whoa, whoa. I... 583 00:35:02,815 --> 00:35:04,733 I don’t want a divorce. 584 00:35:04,817 --> 00:35:06,985 I-I... No. 585 00:35:07,069 --> 00:35:09,112 At a certain point, I have to start thinking about it, Jules. 586 00:35:09,196 --> 00:35:10,739 -I’m trying my best here. -I sorry, Seb. Sorry. 587 00:35:10,823 --> 00:35:13,659 I’m really trying, but what... what else can I do? 588 00:35:13,784 --> 00:35:16,495 How long am I supposed to put up with this? 589 00:35:18,455 --> 00:35:19,998 I’m sorry. 590 00:35:20,082 --> 00:35:21,416 If you’re sorry, you’d change. 591 00:35:21,542 --> 00:35:22,835 I will. I will. 592 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,419 Will you? Don’t. Will you? 593 00:35:24,545 --> 00:35:26,463 Huh? Will you? 594 00:35:26,547 --> 00:35:28,298 -Will you change? -Yes. 595 00:35:28,423 --> 00:35:29,883 -You will? -Yes. 596 00:35:29,967 --> 00:35:31,635 Okay, so did I fuck someone tonight? 597 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,928 -No. No. -No? 598 00:35:33,053 --> 00:35:34,471 Did-did... Was someone sucking my cock? 599 00:35:34,555 --> 00:35:35,639 -No. -No, they weren’t. 600 00:35:35,764 --> 00:35:37,182 -Do you still love me? -Yes. 601 00:35:37,266 --> 00:35:40,227 Then stop acting like such a fucking cunt! 602 00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:42,145 I’m tired. 603 00:36:12,634 --> 00:36:14,928 - 604 00:36:15,012 --> 00:36:17,139 -You okay? -Yeah, I just... 605 00:36:17,222 --> 00:36:20,559 I think I’m coming down with something. 606 00:36:20,684 --> 00:36:22,144 Yeah. 607 00:36:22,269 --> 00:36:25,731 There’s a nasty hangover going through Montreal right now. 608 00:36:35,657 --> 00:36:37,868 -ARI: Hey, pip-squeak? 609 00:36:37,993 --> 00:36:40,871 -Can you come here for a sec? - 610 00:36:52,883 --> 00:36:55,177 PIPPA: Hello. Uh... 611 00:36:56,511 --> 00:36:58,388 How may I help you? 612 00:36:58,472 --> 00:37:01,099 Hi. I’m just looking for some new glasses. 613 00:37:01,224 --> 00:37:03,894 Pippa is the best at picking out frames. 614 00:37:03,977 --> 00:37:05,228 -MARGOT: Really? 615 00:37:05,354 --> 00:37:07,230 -Did you bring your prescription? -No. 616 00:37:07,314 --> 00:37:10,233 I actually haven’t had my eyes checked in, like, a few years. 617 00:37:10,317 --> 00:37:12,069 It might’ve changed. 618 00:37:12,152 --> 00:37:15,322 Pippa, you could squeeze her in before your 2:30, right? 619 00:37:15,405 --> 00:37:17,115 Uh, an eye exam? 620 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,702 MARGOT: Oh, that would be great. 621 00:37:20,786 --> 00:37:23,705 -Uh, sure. Yeah. -Thank you. 622 00:37:23,830 --> 00:37:26,124 Um, I’m Julia, by the way. 623 00:37:27,209 --> 00:37:28,377 Pippa. 624 00:37:28,502 --> 00:37:31,088 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 625 00:37:32,714 --> 00:37:36,969 I, F, O, 626 00:37:37,094 --> 00:37:39,721 Z, uh... 627 00:37:39,846 --> 00:37:41,473 oh, P? 628 00:37:41,598 --> 00:37:44,726 Oh, could be another F? 629 00:37:47,145 --> 00:37:49,314 Uh, here. 630 00:37:52,567 --> 00:37:55,821 A... or B? 631 00:37:55,904 --> 00:37:59,074 Um, can I see that again? 632 00:38:00,325 --> 00:38:03,662 A... or B? 633 00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:07,249 They look exactly the same to me. 634 00:38:07,374 --> 00:38:08,542 Is that okay? 635 00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:10,335 Uh... 636 00:38:10,419 --> 00:38:12,379 You have terrible vision. 637 00:38:12,504 --> 00:38:14,339 But... 638 00:38:14,423 --> 00:38:16,133 most people’s vision sucks. 639 00:38:16,216 --> 00:38:18,301 It’s how I have a job. 640 00:38:18,427 --> 00:38:20,345 I’m gonna look at the surface of your eye 641 00:38:20,429 --> 00:38:22,180 to see if there’s any imperfections. 642 00:38:22,305 --> 00:38:24,057 -Okay. -So just put your chin... 643 00:38:24,182 --> 00:38:26,226 -right there. -Mm-hmm. 644 00:38:26,309 --> 00:38:29,396 PIPPA: You’re gonna see a bright light for a second. 645 00:38:54,254 --> 00:38:57,132 Okay. I’m gonna come in closer now. 646 00:38:59,843 --> 00:39:01,261 Okay. 647 00:39:03,055 --> 00:39:05,098 Look up. 648 00:39:06,975 --> 00:39:08,393 Left. 649 00:39:08,518 --> 00:39:10,103 Good. 650 00:39:10,228 --> 00:39:12,189 Right. 651 00:39:12,314 --> 00:39:14,357 Good. 652 00:39:19,529 --> 00:39:21,406 Once again. 653 00:39:27,621 --> 00:39:29,873 I’m so indecisive. What do you think? 654 00:39:29,956 --> 00:39:33,210 Well, those are definitely more... 655 00:39:33,335 --> 00:39:35,295 "sexy librarian." 656 00:39:36,588 --> 00:39:38,632 -Sexy librarian? -Yeah, like... 657 00:39:38,715 --> 00:39:40,425 "Meet me in the stacks, big boy. 658 00:39:40,509 --> 00:39:43,053 Let’s read the latest Emma Straub novel together." 659 00:39:43,136 --> 00:39:46,723 Where these, they’re more "femme fatale." 660 00:39:46,848 --> 00:39:49,267 Like... "I’m gonna bang Doogie Howser, 661 00:39:49,351 --> 00:39:50,769 then slit his throat." 662 00:39:50,852 --> 00:39:52,562 Oh, my God. 663 00:39:52,646 --> 00:39:54,648 Do you think I can pull these off? 664 00:39:54,773 --> 00:39:55,899 Course you can. 665 00:39:56,024 --> 00:39:58,360 The great thing about new glasses is 666 00:39:58,443 --> 00:40:00,153 you get to decide who you want to be. 667 00:40:00,237 --> 00:40:02,072 Well, okay. 668 00:40:02,155 --> 00:40:04,616 These ones remind me of my barista. 669 00:40:04,741 --> 00:40:05,784 So... 670 00:40:05,867 --> 00:40:07,869 I guess... 671 00:40:07,953 --> 00:40:10,747 I am the femme fatale. 672 00:40:11,581 --> 00:40:13,291 I think you might be. 673 00:40:13,416 --> 00:40:15,794 They really are so you. 674 00:40:16,795 --> 00:40:20,632 Hey, um, this might sound weird... 675 00:40:22,175 --> 00:40:26,263 Maybe this is awkward. Um, would you ever want to get 676 00:40:26,346 --> 00:40:29,391 a cup of coffee sometime or something? 677 00:40:29,516 --> 00:40:30,475 Is that weird? 678 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,893 No. 679 00:40:32,018 --> 00:40:33,228 Are you sure? 680 00:40:33,311 --> 00:40:35,272 No, I’d... I’d love that. 681 00:40:35,397 --> 00:40:38,900 I mean, I know we just met, but you seem cool. 682 00:40:38,984 --> 00:40:40,735 Thank you. 683 00:40:40,819 --> 00:40:43,280 Well, uh, can I have your number? 684 00:40:44,156 --> 00:40:45,782 Yeah. My cell. 685 00:40:45,907 --> 00:40:48,076 Awesome. Um, well, some friends of mine 686 00:40:48,201 --> 00:40:49,578 opened a spa this weekend. 687 00:40:49,661 --> 00:40:52,247 Maybe we could check that out or something? 688 00:40:52,330 --> 00:40:53,707 -I’ll call you. -Yeah. 689 00:40:53,790 --> 00:40:55,959 -That-that sounds amazing. -Okay. 690 00:40:56,042 --> 00:40:59,004 -Bye. -Bye. 691 00:41:01,381 --> 00:41:03,508 Mom, what’s wrong? 692 00:41:16,229 --> 00:41:18,315 - 693 00:41:18,398 --> 00:41:20,275 NARRATOR Whether it’s your birthday, 694 00:41:20,358 --> 00:41:22,277 anniversary or any old Tuesday, 695 00:41:22,402 --> 00:41:24,196 there’s always a reason to celebrate. 696 00:41:24,321 --> 00:41:26,406 So don’t let E.D. ruin your party. 697 00:41:26,489 --> 00:41:28,575 Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for... 698 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,952 - 699 00:41:45,759 --> 00:41:47,594 BRENT: Can you put your fingers around the frame? 700 00:41:47,677 --> 00:41:49,137 It’s your frame. It’s not a prop. 701 00:41:49,262 --> 00:41:50,680 You own it, okay? 702 00:41:50,764 --> 00:41:52,390 I mean, I’d love to go down on you. 703 00:41:52,515 --> 00:41:54,142 THOMAS: What? What did he just say? 704 00:41:54,226 --> 00:41:56,853 BRENT: Okay, try this. Put your arms up at the top. 705 00:41:56,937 --> 00:41:58,438 That’s it. Hold it. 706 00:41:58,563 --> 00:41:59,940 You earned it. Come on. 707 00:42:00,023 --> 00:42:01,816 THOMAS: "Oh, we just both have our shirts off. 708 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:04,778 And everything is fine and completely professional." 709 00:42:04,903 --> 00:42:06,363 BRENT: Ever since you walked in here, 710 00:42:06,446 --> 00:42:08,240 I’ve been wondering what you taste like. 711 00:42:08,323 --> 00:42:09,699 THOMAS: Oh, geez Louise. 712 00:42:09,783 --> 00:42:12,744 -Can you take it down a notch? -BRENT: Okay. 713 00:42:12,827 --> 00:42:14,704 Got it. 714 00:42:14,829 --> 00:42:16,081 See? Look at your face. 715 00:42:16,164 --> 00:42:18,583 -It’s a trap. -You’re genuinely shocked. 716 00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:20,752 I thought you were being serious. 717 00:42:20,877 --> 00:42:22,337 I was. 718 00:42:22,420 --> 00:42:24,297 THOMAS: No. No, no, no, no, no. 719 00:42:24,381 --> 00:42:25,840 Too touchy. 720 00:42:25,924 --> 00:42:28,301 Get your big-ass necklace and get out of there, girl. 721 00:42:28,426 --> 00:42:30,762 BRENT: There’s no extra charge for it. 722 00:42:30,845 --> 00:42:32,639 You usually charge? 723 00:42:32,722 --> 00:42:34,641 Oh, yeah, usually, it’s an extra 200 bucks-- 724 00:42:34,766 --> 00:42:37,310 the cunnilingus fee-- but I’ll waive it for you. 725 00:42:37,394 --> 00:42:39,729 -THOMAS: Oh, my God. - 726 00:42:39,813 --> 00:42:41,690 Well, I appreciate that. 727 00:42:41,773 --> 00:42:43,608 Look, come on. What’s the issue? 728 00:42:43,733 --> 00:42:46,403 -Come on, bruh. -MODEL: I’m not gonna... 729 00:42:46,486 --> 00:42:48,154 Look, you can go sit on the metro 730 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,699 and wonder what it would’ve been like if you stayed, 731 00:42:50,782 --> 00:42:54,536 or you can stay for 30 minutes, 732 00:42:54,619 --> 00:42:57,831 and I’ll make you come harder than you ever thought possible. 733 00:42:57,914 --> 00:43:00,417 THOMAS: What? What? I... 734 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:03,211 This can’t actually work. 735 00:43:06,673 --> 00:43:09,009 -Okay. -THOMAS: Ugh. 736 00:43:09,092 --> 00:43:11,011 All right. 737 00:43:24,941 --> 00:43:27,277 -BRENT: Feels good, right? -MODEL: Yeah. 738 00:43:35,827 --> 00:43:36,911 What? 739 00:43:36,995 --> 00:43:38,204 Uh-huh. 740 00:43:38,330 --> 00:43:40,123 -What? What? -Yeah. 741 00:43:40,206 --> 00:43:41,291 -Yes. -Shut up. 742 00:43:41,374 --> 00:43:42,459 -I know! -What? 743 00:43:42,542 --> 00:43:44,085 Did you talk to her? 744 00:43:44,169 --> 00:43:47,088 If, by "her," you mean Julia, then yeah. 745 00:43:47,213 --> 00:43:48,631 Julia? 746 00:43:48,715 --> 00:43:51,134 But, dude, I know what the inside of her oculus looks like. 747 00:43:51,259 --> 00:43:53,470 Of all the eye clinics in the world... 748 00:43:53,553 --> 00:43:55,096 She walks into mine. 749 00:43:55,180 --> 00:43:58,475 And what’s even crazier, we totally hit it off 750 00:43:58,558 --> 00:44:00,477 and we’re gonna hang out this weekend. 751 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,354 -This is crazy! -To be honest, 752 00:44:02,437 --> 00:44:04,147 I think that she just needs a friend. 753 00:44:04,272 --> 00:44:08,109 Someone to talk to about her super unhealthy relationship. 754 00:44:08,193 --> 00:44:10,737 Uh, y-yeah, I saw him today. 755 00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:13,323 He-he kind of took advantage of this girl. 756 00:44:13,406 --> 00:44:16,701 What? He screwed someone while she was with me? 757 00:44:16,785 --> 00:44:18,661 Uh, technically oral, 758 00:44:18,787 --> 00:44:21,831 but it was not cool, so... 759 00:44:21,915 --> 00:44:23,750 I don’t know, I-I was thinking, 760 00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:26,252 and I think maybe this isn’t good for us. 761 00:44:26,378 --> 00:44:27,837 -PIPPA: Yeah. I agree. 762 00:44:27,921 --> 00:44:29,506 It felt weird not telling her. 763 00:44:29,589 --> 00:44:31,257 Yeah, but it-it feels weird to be spying 764 00:44:31,341 --> 00:44:32,467 on our neighbors, right? 765 00:44:32,550 --> 00:44:34,010 I mean, sneaking around, 766 00:44:34,094 --> 00:44:36,012 keeping our lights off so they don’t see us. 767 00:44:36,096 --> 00:44:38,807 You’re not really seeing her this weekend, are you? 768 00:44:38,932 --> 00:44:41,393 If I was cheating on you, wouldn’t you want to know? 769 00:44:41,518 --> 00:44:43,436 I don’t know that I would. 770 00:44:43,561 --> 00:44:46,523 I don’t love that you keep going to these hypothetical places. 771 00:44:46,606 --> 00:44:48,400 But it’s not hypothetical here. 772 00:44:48,483 --> 00:44:51,152 That asshole is being totally unfaithful, 773 00:44:51,236 --> 00:44:52,695 and we know that, so now I have 774 00:44:52,779 --> 00:44:55,865 the moral responsibility to do the right thing. 775 00:44:55,949 --> 00:44:57,909 Okay, hey, hey, hey. Hey. 776 00:44:58,034 --> 00:45:00,412 Chicken. Babe. 777 00:45:00,537 --> 00:45:02,497 When we decided to move in together, 778 00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:06,418 I-I was excited about you and me taking this step. 779 00:45:06,501 --> 00:45:08,461 I get that you’re trying to do the right thing-- 780 00:45:08,586 --> 00:45:11,673 I-I-I get it-- but let’s get back to us. 781 00:45:13,133 --> 00:45:17,053 Maybe I-I could just tell her this weekend. 782 00:45:25,562 --> 00:45:27,522 Am I not enough for you? 783 00:45:27,605 --> 00:45:29,983 I promise I will rip the Band-Aid off and be done. 784 00:45:30,066 --> 00:45:31,484 You’re not listening. 785 00:45:31,609 --> 00:45:34,154 Maybe it’ll give her the confidence she need... 786 00:45:34,237 --> 00:45:35,572 Where are you going? 787 00:45:35,697 --> 00:45:37,115 -I’m going to get a drink. -But we were just... 788 00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:39,659 Pippa, she doesn’t need to be saved. 789 00:45:39,742 --> 00:45:41,828 She doesn’t need to be saved by you. 790 00:45:41,911 --> 00:45:43,621 This is straight-up none of your business. 791 00:45:43,705 --> 00:45:46,291 Thomas. 792 00:45:56,718 --> 00:45:58,803 JULIA Hello. 793 00:46:01,139 --> 00:46:03,141 Baby, I’m talking to you. 794 00:46:03,224 --> 00:46:05,059 BRENT: Yeah? 795 00:46:08,229 --> 00:46:10,315 JULIA: Hmm? Hmm? 796 00:46:16,779 --> 00:46:20,492 I was feeling gloomy all day 797 00:46:20,617 --> 00:46:23,077 because of our little spat last night. 798 00:46:23,203 --> 00:46:25,038 And... 799 00:46:25,121 --> 00:46:27,040 I really didn’t mean it. 800 00:46:27,165 --> 00:46:30,585 I was kind of hoping I could make it up to you. 801 00:46:33,213 --> 00:46:35,423 -Baby. -Mm-hmm? 802 00:46:36,508 --> 00:46:38,218 Um... 803 00:46:39,511 --> 00:46:42,847 -Just... -Just relax, will you? 804 00:46:42,931 --> 00:46:44,766 BRENT: Okay, I am... I am relaxed. 805 00:46:44,849 --> 00:46:46,726 -JULIA: You’re not relaxed. -I’m just... I am relaxed. 806 00:46:46,809 --> 00:46:49,771 -JULIA: Mm-mm. -I’m just not really 807 00:46:49,854 --> 00:46:51,940 in the mood for it, okay? 808 00:46:52,023 --> 00:46:54,984 Are you sure I can’t convince you? 809 00:46:55,068 --> 00:46:58,029 We can do birthday-only stuff. 810 00:46:59,364 --> 00:47:01,115 Hey, you’re really sweet. It’s just... 811 00:47:01,241 --> 00:47:03,535 just not tonight, okay? 812 00:47:03,618 --> 00:47:05,537 I forgive you for yesterday. 813 00:47:05,662 --> 00:47:07,413 I do. 814 00:47:36,401 --> 00:47:38,152 Pippa. Pippa. 815 00:47:38,236 --> 00:47:40,280 Hi. Hi. 816 00:47:40,363 --> 00:47:42,657 Mwah. Mwah. Oh, my God, I so need this. 817 00:47:42,740 --> 00:47:44,951 Kind of had a rough week. 818 00:47:45,076 --> 00:47:47,036 Let’s go. 819 00:47:50,832 --> 00:47:54,002 JULIA: You seem to really love your job. 820 00:47:54,085 --> 00:47:56,546 PIPPA: I do. I... I don’t know, 821 00:47:56,671 --> 00:48:00,675 I-I had the realization the other day that... 822 00:48:00,758 --> 00:48:02,594 I really like ophthalmology. 823 00:48:02,677 --> 00:48:05,054 Like, it just, it makes sense to my brain. 824 00:48:05,138 --> 00:48:06,973 -You’re really good at it. - 825 00:48:07,056 --> 00:48:08,391 Thank you. 826 00:48:08,474 --> 00:48:11,603 But I’m gonna be doing it for the rest of my life. 827 00:48:11,728 --> 00:48:14,314 And I’ve finally achieved the one thing 828 00:48:14,397 --> 00:48:16,983 that I’ve worked years and years to do, 829 00:48:17,066 --> 00:48:20,612 and in the process, I kind of killed off 830 00:48:20,695 --> 00:48:23,031 all possibilities of something else. 831 00:48:23,156 --> 00:48:24,574 -Yeah. -It’s like when you’re 832 00:48:24,657 --> 00:48:26,826 so obsessed with something that you forget 833 00:48:26,909 --> 00:48:30,121 to pick your head up and look around and go, 834 00:48:30,204 --> 00:48:31,789 "Oh, wait. 835 00:48:31,873 --> 00:48:33,791 What am I even doing?" 836 00:48:35,793 --> 00:48:39,005 But you’re too far down the rabbit hole. 837 00:48:42,508 --> 00:48:44,677 Yeah. 838 00:48:44,761 --> 00:48:47,096 I have the opposite problem as you. 839 00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:49,015 PIPPA: What do you do? 840 00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:51,684 I’m kind of trying to figure that out. 841 00:48:51,768 --> 00:48:53,645 I was a... 842 00:48:53,770 --> 00:48:55,438 I was a model. 843 00:48:55,521 --> 00:48:57,065 Oh, my God. 844 00:48:57,190 --> 00:48:59,025 I say that like I’m embarrassed about it. 845 00:48:59,108 --> 00:49:01,110 Um, I was a model, 846 00:49:01,194 --> 00:49:03,237 but I’m not anymore. 847 00:49:03,363 --> 00:49:05,031 What do you mean? 848 00:49:06,908 --> 00:49:10,787 I guess it’s hard to find deeper meaning in your work 849 00:49:10,870 --> 00:49:13,414 when your job is to force up a smile every day 850 00:49:13,498 --> 00:49:16,793 for the world to decide whether you’re sexy enough. 851 00:49:16,876 --> 00:49:20,129 I mean, even though you feel numb and objectified, 852 00:49:20,254 --> 00:49:21,964 you’re addicted because 853 00:49:22,048 --> 00:49:24,926 your sense of self-worth is all wrapped up in it. 854 00:49:25,009 --> 00:49:28,471 I decided that my second nervous breakdown 855 00:49:28,596 --> 00:49:30,640 would be my last. 856 00:49:31,766 --> 00:49:33,476 I walked away. 857 00:49:33,601 --> 00:49:36,604 Now I’m looking at the rest of my life, and I’m so lost. 858 00:49:36,729 --> 00:49:38,773 -But... 859 00:49:38,856 --> 00:49:41,401 you could do anything. 860 00:49:41,484 --> 00:49:44,153 What’s holding you back? 861 00:49:44,278 --> 00:49:46,280 Honestly, myself. 862 00:49:46,364 --> 00:49:49,784 I have like 8,000 interests and zero skills. 863 00:49:49,909 --> 00:49:51,452 Come on, that’s not true. 864 00:49:51,536 --> 00:49:53,913 Seriously. I... I didn’t go to college. 865 00:49:53,996 --> 00:49:55,581 I can barely type. 866 00:49:55,707 --> 00:49:57,375 I just bought this wireless printer, 867 00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,627 and it took me literally forever to figure out how it works. 868 00:49:59,711 --> 00:50:01,629 Yeah, well, on the plus side, 869 00:50:01,713 --> 00:50:03,715 you don’t have any student loans. 870 00:50:03,798 --> 00:50:06,342 On the minus side, I don’t have a career. 871 00:50:06,426 --> 00:50:08,761 My husband, he got me this job 872 00:50:08,845 --> 00:50:11,806 working at this, like, fancy-pants photo studio. 873 00:50:11,931 --> 00:50:14,225 And it’s cool, I get to travel around 874 00:50:14,308 --> 00:50:16,894 for gallery openings and such, and it’s-it’s neat, 875 00:50:17,019 --> 00:50:21,274 but it’s not my raison d’être. 876 00:50:43,504 --> 00:50:46,340 This feels so nice. 877 00:50:50,470 --> 00:50:52,388 What are you waiting for? 878 00:51:01,939 --> 00:51:04,692 PIPPA: So, your husband, what’s he do? 879 00:51:04,776 --> 00:51:06,569 Oh. His name’s Sebastian. Well, Seb. 880 00:51:06,694 --> 00:51:07,862 Seb. 881 00:51:07,945 --> 00:51:10,031 He’s a photographer. 882 00:51:11,824 --> 00:51:14,243 Kind of a name in that world, actually. 883 00:51:14,368 --> 00:51:15,870 -He’s a genius. 884 00:51:15,953 --> 00:51:18,289 I mean, I know people throw that word around a lot, 885 00:51:18,372 --> 00:51:20,041 but he really is one. 886 00:51:20,875 --> 00:51:22,543 Did you guys meet through work? 887 00:51:22,627 --> 00:51:26,297 We... might’ve slept together after a shoot. 888 00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:29,550 -Usually when that would happen, 889 00:51:29,634 --> 00:51:33,721 I was just another exotic flavor for them to try, but... 890 00:51:33,846 --> 00:51:38,476 Seb, he loves me. 891 00:51:39,310 --> 00:51:40,728 He sounds like a catch. 892 00:51:40,812 --> 00:51:44,106 Oh, and he’s, like, incredible in bed, so... 893 00:51:45,942 --> 00:51:48,736 Oh, must be all sunshine and roses, then, huh? 894 00:51:48,820 --> 00:51:50,238 Yeah... 895 00:51:50,321 --> 00:51:54,659 I mean, he’s an artist, so he’s... 896 00:51:54,742 --> 00:51:56,452 eccentric. 897 00:51:56,577 --> 00:52:00,957 Um, that comes with a certain baggage. 898 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,835 But without him, I... 899 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:07,171 don’t know what I’d do with my life. 900 00:52:08,464 --> 00:52:10,633 He’s all I’ve got. 901 00:52:31,904 --> 00:52:33,990 Are you okay, Margot? 902 00:52:38,369 --> 00:52:40,454 Who’s Margot? 903 00:52:42,874 --> 00:52:44,667 I’m so sorry. I know your name. 904 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:47,461 Margot. That is so funny, 905 00:52:47,587 --> 00:52:49,881 ’cause, like, I just had this Hallow... 906 00:52:49,964 --> 00:52:55,303 Anyway, my husband is just a complex individual is all. 907 00:52:56,596 --> 00:52:58,681 You should meet him sometime. 908 00:53:00,224 --> 00:53:02,310 -Yeah. 909 00:53:02,393 --> 00:53:04,437 PIPPA: Yeah, I will. Thank you. 910 00:53:04,562 --> 00:53:06,188 Bye. 911 00:53:06,314 --> 00:53:08,149 See you. 912 00:53:53,903 --> 00:53:55,988 SEB: No peeking. 913 00:54:01,494 --> 00:54:02,828 Aw. 914 00:58:25,841 --> 00:58:27,760 -Jules. - 915 00:58:27,843 --> 00:58:30,346 -What are you doing up? -JULIA: Uh, reading. 916 00:58:32,014 --> 00:58:34,516 That new book I mentioned. 917 00:58:34,642 --> 00:58:37,019 -Must be engrossing. -Yeah. 918 00:58:39,605 --> 00:58:41,899 Yeah. What are you doing up? 919 00:58:42,024 --> 00:58:43,609 -Just getting some water. -THOMAS: Pippa! 920 00:58:43,692 --> 00:58:44,902 -Thomas. -What are you doing? 921 00:58:45,027 --> 00:58:46,070 No, no, don’t. 922 00:58:46,153 --> 00:58:47,363 Thom... You-you don’t understand. 923 00:58:47,446 --> 00:58:48,781 I thought we were done with this. 924 00:58:48,864 --> 00:58:50,574 -I’m really worried. -Worried about what? 925 00:58:50,658 --> 00:58:52,368 SEB Think I must’ve eaten something 926 00:58:52,493 --> 00:58:53,702 that didn’t agree with me. 927 00:58:53,827 --> 00:58:54,995 Don’t stay up too late. 928 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,081 -Good night. -JULIA: Oh, good night. 929 00:58:57,164 --> 00:58:58,874 Yeah, I’m real worried, too. 930 00:58:58,958 --> 00:59:01,710 Why are you acting so ridiculous? 931 00:59:12,930 --> 00:59:14,848 What did you do? 932 00:59:22,564 --> 00:59:25,150 -Pippa, what did you do? -No, shh! 933 00:59:27,194 --> 00:59:28,904 You told her. 934 00:59:29,029 --> 00:59:31,198 Thomas, I had to. 935 00:59:44,169 --> 00:59:45,796 THOMAS: Look at her. 936 00:59:45,879 --> 00:59:48,799 -Look at her! -I know you think this is wrong. 937 00:59:48,882 --> 00:59:50,009 It is wrong. 938 00:59:50,134 --> 00:59:51,802 I couldn’t just sit back and watch. 939 00:59:51,885 --> 00:59:53,387 You didn’t need to watch, Pippa. 940 00:59:53,470 --> 00:59:55,639 We both decided to peer in on them. We both did that. 941 00:59:55,723 --> 00:59:58,309 So it’s not my fault that we discovered this. 942 00:59:58,392 --> 00:59:59,518 Wait. What is she doing? 943 00:59:59,601 --> 01:00:00,853 It was your idea in the first place. 944 01:00:00,936 --> 01:00:02,271 Pippa, give me those. 945 01:00:12,740 --> 01:00:14,575 PIPPA: Oh, my God. 946 01:00:15,576 --> 01:00:17,453 THOMAS: Is she... 947 01:00:19,913 --> 01:00:22,207 Thomas, what... what-what do we do? 948 01:00:22,291 --> 01:00:24,585 Jesus, are we gonna watch this woman stab this man? 949 01:00:24,710 --> 01:00:26,462 -I’m calling the cops. -No. 950 01:00:26,545 --> 01:00:27,880 No, you-you can’t call the cops. 951 01:00:27,963 --> 01:00:29,048 I’m calling the cops. We’re about to watch 952 01:00:29,131 --> 01:00:30,257 a murder that you instigated. 953 01:00:30,341 --> 01:00:32,343 I didn’t tell her to kill anyone. 954 01:00:32,426 --> 01:00:34,386 -Don’t call the police. -Then what do we do, Pippa? 955 01:00:34,511 --> 01:00:36,347 I don’t know! 956 01:01:21,725 --> 01:01:23,685 Fuck! 957 01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:26,814 I wish we had another room. 958 01:01:53,340 --> 01:01:55,050 Say when. 959 01:01:55,884 --> 01:01:57,719 PIPPA: When. 960 01:02:11,150 --> 01:02:13,026 Thomas. 961 01:02:13,152 --> 01:02:15,320 Yeah. 962 01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:20,659 You have every right in the world to be mad at me. 963 01:02:22,119 --> 01:02:24,163 I am. 964 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:30,836 I’m-I’m disappointed, you know? 965 01:02:32,921 --> 01:02:34,631 Yeah. 966 01:02:34,715 --> 01:02:36,425 I know. 967 01:02:39,178 --> 01:02:41,763 I want to know that I can trust you. 968 01:02:43,390 --> 01:02:45,267 You can. 969 01:02:48,479 --> 01:02:50,606 I want to feel like I’m enough for you. 970 01:02:50,731 --> 01:02:52,441 You are. 971 01:02:54,610 --> 01:02:56,904 I’m done. 972 01:02:56,987 --> 01:02:59,781 I will throw away the binoculars. 973 01:02:59,865 --> 01:03:03,494 I... I will not see her again. 974 01:03:04,536 --> 01:03:06,580 I’m sorry. 975 01:03:13,128 --> 01:03:15,005 Okay. 976 01:03:22,221 --> 01:03:24,223 Can I get a hug? 977 01:03:25,265 --> 01:03:26,808 Yeah. 978 01:03:30,521 --> 01:03:33,023 I love you. 979 01:03:33,982 --> 01:03:36,151 I love you, too. 980 01:03:47,079 --> 01:03:49,164 No. 981 01:03:49,248 --> 01:03:51,291 THOMAS: What? 982 01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:53,293 No. 983 01:03:54,336 --> 01:03:57,381 -What are you doing? -No, no, no, no. 984 01:04:07,391 --> 01:04:08,934 PIPPA: Oh, my... 985 01:04:09,059 --> 01:04:10,269 No. 986 01:04:13,397 --> 01:04:16,608 Wh-What do, what do we, what do we do? 987 01:04:24,199 --> 01:04:25,826 Thomas. 988 01:04:28,370 --> 01:04:29,871 Uh... 989 01:04:29,997 --> 01:04:31,623 -I have to go. -Wait. What? 990 01:04:31,748 --> 01:04:33,625 -I can’t be here. -Where are you going? 991 01:04:33,709 --> 01:04:36,253 I don’t know. Maybe I’ll stay with my sisters. 992 01:04:36,336 --> 01:04:38,171 I just can’t be here. 993 01:04:38,255 --> 01:04:40,591 Th-Th-Thomas, you can’t go. 994 01:04:40,716 --> 01:04:43,010 -No. -Thomas, no, please, you can’t. 995 01:04:43,135 --> 01:04:44,595 -I need you right now. -No, no. 996 01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,388 -I-I can’t be with you. -Thomas, wait! 997 01:04:46,471 --> 01:04:48,140 I told you we needed to stop, but no, 998 01:04:48,265 --> 01:04:50,017 you and your goddamn sense of self-righteousness 999 01:04:50,142 --> 01:04:51,768 -had to go and do that. -Thomas, I... 1000 01:04:51,852 --> 01:04:53,729 Thomas, I’m really scared, and I need you. 1001 01:04:53,854 --> 01:04:56,231 Please don’t go. I-I love you. 1002 01:04:56,315 --> 01:04:57,899 If you loved me, you would’ve listened to me. 1003 01:04:58,025 --> 01:04:59,860 How was I supposed to know what was gonna happen? 1004 01:04:59,943 --> 01:05:01,320 Like, what am I supposed to do? 1005 01:05:01,445 --> 01:05:03,780 There’s nothing you can do, Pippa! She’s dead! 1006 01:05:03,905 --> 01:05:05,324 Because of you! 1007 01:05:05,449 --> 01:05:07,534 You ended that fucking woman’s life! 1008 01:05:07,618 --> 01:05:09,536 -You did that. -Stop. 1009 01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:12,956 -I don’t even know you anymore. -Please just stop. 1010 01:05:15,167 --> 01:05:17,044 We’re done. 1011 01:05:17,127 --> 01:05:18,754 It’s over. 1012 01:05:18,879 --> 01:05:20,380 Thomas! 1013 01:05:39,358 --> 01:05:42,194 PIPPA: Hi. Uh, it’s Pippa from L’optique. 1014 01:05:42,277 --> 01:05:44,488 Yeah, your glasses came in. 1015 01:05:44,613 --> 01:05:47,324 -Open till 6:00. Mm-hmm. - 1016 01:06:15,686 --> 01:06:18,063 JULIA Hi. You haven’t reached Julia, 1017 01:06:18,188 --> 01:06:21,024 but if you’re feeling quaint, please leave a voice mail. 1018 01:06:21,108 --> 01:06:23,068 -Beep. - 1019 01:06:23,151 --> 01:06:25,487 Uh, hi, uh, Julia. 1020 01:06:25,570 --> 01:06:29,866 It’s-it’s... it’s Pippa, the ophthalmologist. 1021 01:06:29,991 --> 01:06:31,618 Um... 1022 01:06:31,743 --> 01:06:35,247 I just... I wanted to let you know... 1023 01:06:35,330 --> 01:06:38,667 Well, I wanted to let you know... 1024 01:06:40,210 --> 01:06:42,087 ...uh, y-your glasses are ready. 1025 01:06:44,631 --> 01:06:46,508 I’m-I’m really sorry. 1026 01:06:46,591 --> 01:06:48,760 I’m so sorry. I didn’t know. 1027 01:06:48,844 --> 01:06:50,846 If I would have known, I would have never done that. 1028 01:06:50,929 --> 01:06:52,389 I’m so sorry. I don’t know why... 1029 01:06:52,472 --> 01:06:54,725 I don’t know why that happened. 1030 01:06:54,808 --> 01:06:57,853 I’m... I’m so sorry. 1031 01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:02,190 I’m so sorry. 1032 01:09:38,263 --> 01:09:41,308 this bow and arrow 1033 01:09:44,436 --> 01:09:49,190 the other girls to play 1034 01:09:51,192 --> 01:09:55,780 a temptress too long 1035 01:10:33,693 --> 01:10:35,445 SEB: Do I know you? 1036 01:10:35,528 --> 01:10:37,489 PIPPA: Uh, I-I... 1037 01:10:37,614 --> 01:10:39,950 I don’t think you do. 1038 01:10:40,075 --> 01:10:42,369 SEB: You’ve got a familiar face. 1039 01:10:42,494 --> 01:10:44,412 Pretty eyes. 1040 01:10:44,496 --> 01:10:46,456 Thanks. 1041 01:10:47,290 --> 01:10:48,583 What would you like? 1042 01:10:48,667 --> 01:10:51,002 Uh, vodka tonic, s’il vous plaît. 1043 01:10:51,086 --> 01:10:54,047 No. It’s not the kind of place you order a vodka tonic. 1044 01:10:54,130 --> 01:10:55,757 Deux penicillin. Merci. 1045 01:10:55,882 --> 01:11:00,679 to love you... 1046 01:11:02,138 --> 01:11:05,058 You don’t mind if I sit here, do you? 1047 01:11:05,141 --> 01:11:07,769 I’ll move when your Tinder hookup arrives. 1048 01:11:10,188 --> 01:11:12,148 No, I-I don’t mind. 1049 01:11:14,651 --> 01:11:16,444 So, stranger, 1050 01:11:16,528 --> 01:11:18,989 I’m trying to work something out. 1051 01:11:19,823 --> 01:11:22,033 Can I ask you a question? 1052 01:11:22,158 --> 01:11:24,160 Um... 1053 01:11:24,244 --> 01:11:26,079 Yeah, sure. 1054 01:11:26,162 --> 01:11:27,914 It’s a personal question. 1055 01:11:31,251 --> 01:11:33,503 Do you watch pornography? 1056 01:11:35,422 --> 01:11:37,465 -E-Excuse me? -Porn. 1057 01:11:37,549 --> 01:11:38,758 Do you watch it? 1058 01:11:39,884 --> 01:11:42,012 Uh, not frequently. No. 1059 01:11:42,095 --> 01:11:44,097 But on occasion? 1060 01:11:44,222 --> 01:11:45,682 -Maybe. -Right. 1061 01:11:45,807 --> 01:11:48,059 Most people watch porn all the time. 1062 01:11:48,143 --> 01:11:50,812 Husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, 1063 01:11:50,937 --> 01:11:54,107 lovers, moms, dads, pets, everyone. 1064 01:11:54,190 --> 01:11:55,692 Everyone watches porn. 1065 01:11:55,775 --> 01:11:57,944 Now, I bet you there’s a dozen people on this block 1066 01:11:58,028 --> 01:12:00,321 jerking off to porn right this very second. 1067 01:12:00,405 --> 01:12:02,949 People in very serious relationships. 1068 01:12:03,033 --> 01:12:05,326 And it doesn’t matter, right? 1069 01:12:06,453 --> 01:12:08,371 Can I ask you another question? 1070 01:12:08,496 --> 01:12:10,707 You ever been in a serious relationship? 1071 01:12:12,542 --> 01:12:14,419 Yeah. 1072 01:12:14,502 --> 01:12:17,380 And did your boyfriend or girlfriend... 1073 01:12:17,505 --> 01:12:18,798 It’s a boyfriend. 1074 01:12:18,882 --> 01:12:20,800 Did your boyfriend ever masturbate? 1075 01:12:22,719 --> 01:12:24,345 -Probably. -He did. 1076 01:12:24,471 --> 01:12:26,014 Did you? 1077 01:12:26,139 --> 01:12:27,599 Maybe. 1078 01:12:27,682 --> 01:12:31,811 And did this simple act change the love you had for him? 1079 01:12:31,936 --> 01:12:32,771 No. 1080 01:12:32,896 --> 01:12:34,147 It didn’t. Why is that? 1081 01:12:34,272 --> 01:12:35,815 I don’t know. Because it’s meaningless. 1082 01:12:35,899 --> 01:12:38,276 Exactly. And tell me this-- 1083 01:12:38,401 --> 01:12:41,529 what’s the difference between your vibrator and a human penis? 1084 01:12:41,613 --> 01:12:43,490 How do you know I have a vibrator? 1085 01:12:43,573 --> 01:12:44,866 ’Cause you’re a woman. 1086 01:12:44,949 --> 01:12:48,495 A vibrator doesn’t have feelings. 1087 01:12:49,579 --> 01:12:51,706 A vibrator isn’t connected to a brain. 1088 01:12:51,790 --> 01:12:53,958 I would argue that most penises aren’t connected to a brain. 1089 01:12:54,042 --> 01:12:56,002 A vibrator isn’t connected to a soul. 1090 01:12:56,086 --> 01:12:57,629 Well, I don’t know about you, 1091 01:12:57,754 --> 01:12:59,631 but I’ve had plenty of sex that was just as meaningless, 1092 01:12:59,714 --> 01:13:01,341 if not more meaningless than masturbation. 1093 01:13:01,424 --> 01:13:03,843 The only difference is it’s just more fun 1094 01:13:03,968 --> 01:13:06,971 having sex with a person than it is with your hand. 1095 01:13:07,055 --> 01:13:09,599 Not everyone agrees with you. 1096 01:13:13,770 --> 01:13:16,397 No, they don’t. 1097 01:13:17,774 --> 01:13:20,944 No matter how much you fucking love them. 1098 01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:39,170 Sorry, I’m just... I’m... 1099 01:13:40,338 --> 01:13:43,466 I’m going through the most difficult, um, 1100 01:13:43,550 --> 01:13:46,594 separation of my life right now. 1101 01:13:46,678 --> 01:13:48,596 And, um... 1102 01:13:48,721 --> 01:13:51,224 I know I can be a bit blunt. I’m sorry. 1103 01:13:52,684 --> 01:13:54,811 It’s okay. 1104 01:13:54,894 --> 01:13:56,771 Thanks. 1105 01:14:15,206 --> 01:14:17,792 "The Ass and His Masters." 1106 01:14:17,917 --> 01:14:19,210 Say what? 1107 01:14:19,335 --> 01:14:20,753 "The Ass and His Masters." 1108 01:14:20,837 --> 01:14:23,131 It’s a fable. You just made me think of it. 1109 01:14:23,256 --> 01:14:26,885 The ass referring to a donkey in this case. 1110 01:14:27,010 --> 01:14:29,637 Story goes-- this donkey, he’s owned 1111 01:14:29,721 --> 01:14:31,556 by an herb farmer who doesn’t feed him well. 1112 01:14:31,681 --> 01:14:35,268 He has to work in this garden all day long, and he’s starving. 1113 01:14:35,393 --> 01:14:38,188 So he goes to this god Jupiter, and he’s like, 1114 01:14:38,313 --> 01:14:40,690 "Hey, man, can I please get a new master? 1115 01:14:40,773 --> 01:14:42,025 I’m starving over here." 1116 01:14:42,108 --> 01:14:43,902 And Jupiter’s feeling really gracious, 1117 01:14:43,985 --> 01:14:46,613 so he’s like, "Sure thing. Wish granted." 1118 01:14:46,696 --> 01:14:49,616 And the next day, the donkey, he is sold to a potter. 1119 01:14:49,699 --> 01:14:52,493 Great. Life must be peaches and cream now, right? 1120 01:14:52,577 --> 01:14:55,079 Wrong. It’s the worst job a donkey could have. 1121 01:14:55,205 --> 01:14:57,081 He’s fed well, but now he has to carry 1122 01:14:57,165 --> 01:14:59,834 these super heavy bricks to and fro all day. 1123 01:14:59,918 --> 01:15:02,253 So he goes to Jupiter again, and he’s like, 1124 01:15:02,378 --> 01:15:05,506 "Hey, Jupiter, I really need another master, please." 1125 01:15:05,590 --> 01:15:08,676 Jupiter’s like, "Whoa, slow your roll, man. 1126 01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,721 I’m only gonna do this one more time. Are you sure?" 1127 01:15:11,846 --> 01:15:13,932 And donkey’s like, "I got this pain in my back, 1128 01:15:14,015 --> 01:15:15,266 "and it won’t go away. 1129 01:15:15,391 --> 01:15:17,101 "There’s no such thing as Advil yet. 1130 01:15:17,185 --> 01:15:18,978 Will you please just do me this favor?" 1131 01:15:19,103 --> 01:15:22,982 So, the next day, the donkey is sold again, 1132 01:15:23,066 --> 01:15:26,861 to a leather tanner who hangs donkey, 1133 01:15:26,945 --> 01:15:28,988 bleeds him out, skins him 1134 01:15:29,113 --> 01:15:32,700 and turns him into a pair of sandals. 1135 01:15:32,784 --> 01:15:34,452 Moral of the story: 1136 01:15:34,535 --> 01:15:36,663 He who finds discontentment in one place 1137 01:15:36,746 --> 01:15:40,041 is unlikely to find happiness in another. 1138 01:15:44,045 --> 01:15:47,048 You know why Aesop wrote that fable? 1139 01:15:48,633 --> 01:15:53,221 I-I just said, to show that the grass isn’t greener. 1140 01:15:54,305 --> 01:15:56,474 No. 1141 01:15:56,557 --> 01:15:58,726 He wrote it for his slaves. 1142 01:15:58,810 --> 01:16:00,103 So when they’re feeling down, 1143 01:16:00,228 --> 01:16:01,688 they could tell each other that story 1144 01:16:01,771 --> 01:16:04,232 and make themselves feel better. 1145 01:16:05,525 --> 01:16:07,318 When in reality, 1146 01:16:07,443 --> 01:16:10,238 they were just deeply, deeply repressed. 1147 01:16:16,077 --> 01:16:18,538 Would it be strange if I asked to take your picture? 1148 01:16:43,646 --> 01:16:45,565 SEB: Watch out for broken glass. 1149 01:16:45,648 --> 01:16:47,692 I had a little accident. 1150 01:16:51,362 --> 01:16:53,698 PIPPA: It’s a nice place. 1151 01:16:53,781 --> 01:16:56,492 SEB: Let’s break out the good stuff, shall we? 1152 01:16:57,744 --> 01:16:59,245 Scassari. 1153 01:16:59,329 --> 01:17:03,458 The grapes are grown under the shadow of a volcano in Italy. 1154 01:17:06,252 --> 01:17:08,421 So you’re a professional? 1155 01:17:09,797 --> 01:17:11,716 Sure. 1156 01:17:22,935 --> 01:17:25,772 You know, my latest exhibition opens in a few weeks. 1157 01:17:25,855 --> 01:17:27,690 You should come. 1158 01:17:28,858 --> 01:17:31,903 Uh, I’ll think about it. 1159 01:17:36,157 --> 01:17:37,909 Would you stand there for me? 1160 01:17:38,034 --> 01:17:40,078 Yeah. 1161 01:17:46,876 --> 01:17:48,419 Turn to me. 1162 01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:53,049 Those eyes. 1163 01:17:53,883 --> 01:17:55,968 You sure we’ve never met before? 1164 01:18:06,354 --> 01:18:08,272 -Oh, my hair’s not really... - 1165 01:18:08,398 --> 01:18:09,482 No, it’s good. 1166 01:18:09,565 --> 01:18:11,275 PIPPA: Um... 1167 01:18:11,359 --> 01:18:14,278 I-I don’t know what I’m doing. 1168 01:18:15,571 --> 01:18:18,783 Just do whatever I tell you to do, and it will be perfect. 1169 01:18:20,493 --> 01:18:22,745 Put your left hand on your shoulder. 1170 01:18:23,579 --> 01:18:25,248 Head down. 1171 01:18:26,749 --> 01:18:28,459 You look so kind. 1172 01:18:30,294 --> 01:18:32,088 Eyes to me. 1173 01:18:38,136 --> 01:18:39,595 Is it okay? 1174 01:18:39,679 --> 01:18:42,974 It’s just this... this jumper. 1175 01:18:44,016 --> 01:18:45,685 What’s your bra look like? 1176 01:18:47,186 --> 01:18:48,604 Subtle. 1177 01:18:48,688 --> 01:18:50,898 Look, I work with naked models pretty much every day, 1178 01:18:50,982 --> 01:18:54,110 so I forget it’s... it’s out of the ordinary. 1179 01:18:54,193 --> 01:18:57,113 But if you’re not comfortable, it’s cool. 1180 01:19:00,700 --> 01:19:04,287 No, it’s-it’s... it’s fine. 1181 01:19:04,412 --> 01:19:06,122 Um... 1182 01:19:06,247 --> 01:19:08,124 just, like... 1183 01:19:10,334 --> 01:19:12,462 -Cute. - 1184 01:19:12,545 --> 01:19:14,589 Mind if I snap a few? 1185 01:19:24,724 --> 01:19:26,726 Uh, let me. 1186 01:19:33,024 --> 01:19:35,067 -PIPPA: Um. 1187 01:19:35,193 --> 01:19:36,944 I wasn’t ready. 1188 01:19:37,028 --> 01:19:40,072 I tend to take my best pictures when you least expect it. 1189 01:19:46,370 --> 01:19:48,623 -Now what? - 1190 01:19:49,457 --> 01:19:51,417 What about your underwear? 1191 01:20:11,229 --> 01:20:13,272 Turn away from me. 1192 01:20:15,107 --> 01:20:16,526 Okay. 1193 01:20:16,609 --> 01:20:18,945 You have a magnificent body. 1194 01:20:19,028 --> 01:20:20,821 - 1195 01:20:20,905 --> 01:20:22,573 Thank you. 1196 01:20:23,407 --> 01:20:24,534 Eyes to me. 1197 01:20:24,659 --> 01:20:26,410 -Chin up slightly. 1198 01:20:26,494 --> 01:20:29,288 That’s it. Now take off your bra. 1199 01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:33,000 Okay. 1200 01:20:33,125 --> 01:20:35,211 I’ll make it less awkward. 1201 01:20:37,505 --> 01:20:38,631 What are you doing? 1202 01:20:38,756 --> 01:20:40,967 What does it look like? 1203 01:20:56,107 --> 01:20:58,568 -Nice socks. -Thanks. 1204 01:21:06,325 --> 01:21:08,327 Your turn. 1205 01:21:55,041 --> 01:21:57,418 What the fuck am I doing? 1206 01:22:03,466 --> 01:22:05,468 What’s wrong? 1207 01:22:05,551 --> 01:22:08,095 You just... you know, you just... 1208 01:22:08,179 --> 01:22:10,681 you just remind me of someone. That’s all. 1209 01:22:12,683 --> 01:22:14,769 I’m so sorry. 1210 01:22:14,852 --> 01:22:17,188 No, it’s not your fault. 1211 01:23:32,304 --> 01:23:33,848 Uh, s-s-stop. 1212 01:23:33,973 --> 01:23:35,599 Stop, stop, stop. 1213 01:23:38,519 --> 01:23:40,938 Um, go, go get a condom. 1214 01:25:49,316 --> 01:25:51,026 Pippa? 1215 01:26:01,996 --> 01:26:04,331 Oh, that’s fucking disgusting. 1216 01:26:09,879 --> 01:26:11,463 Here you go, guys. 1217 01:26:11,547 --> 01:26:13,424 It’s good for you. 1218 01:27:30,751 --> 01:27:33,212 - Fuck. 1219 01:28:20,217 --> 01:28:22,511 - 1220 01:29:37,753 --> 01:29:39,254 PIPPA: And... 1221 01:29:39,338 --> 01:29:42,341 the next morning, that’s... 1222 01:29:42,424 --> 01:29:44,718 that’s when I found him. 1223 01:29:44,802 --> 01:29:47,805 I-I had to tell you. 1224 01:29:49,056 --> 01:29:51,266 I had to tell someone. 1225 01:29:52,935 --> 01:29:56,021 I understand if you never want to talk to me again. 1226 01:29:59,733 --> 01:30:01,693 Wait. 1227 01:30:01,777 --> 01:30:04,196 Pippa, you think this is your fault? 1228 01:30:04,279 --> 01:30:06,323 I’m the reason it all happened. 1229 01:30:06,448 --> 01:30:09,493 You cannot blame yourself for this. 1230 01:30:09,576 --> 01:30:11,453 I caused the whole thing to... 1231 01:30:11,537 --> 01:30:13,205 No, no, no. Yes, it is tragic. 1232 01:30:13,330 --> 01:30:15,749 It’s more than tragic-- it is fucking insane-- 1233 01:30:15,833 --> 01:30:18,001 but you had no idea that this would happen. 1234 01:30:18,085 --> 01:30:19,920 I mean, you were just dumped. 1235 01:30:20,003 --> 01:30:22,005 And yeah, maybe you deserved it. 1236 01:30:22,089 --> 01:30:23,173 That part doesn’t matter. 1237 01:30:23,298 --> 01:30:25,217 You are a single woman. 1238 01:30:25,342 --> 01:30:27,386 And it is common knowledge that the fastest way 1239 01:30:27,469 --> 01:30:30,472 to mend a broken heart is to do the most unhealthy, 1240 01:30:30,556 --> 01:30:33,475 fucked-up shit you can possibly think of. 1241 01:30:33,559 --> 01:30:34,893 Yeah, okay, maybe doing it with 1242 01:30:34,977 --> 01:30:36,436 the depressed widower that you’re stalking 1243 01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:38,105 is a bit, like, at the extreme end of that, 1244 01:30:38,188 --> 01:30:40,357 but it is part of the deal. 1245 01:30:41,191 --> 01:30:43,861 It just... it doesn’t feel real. 1246 01:30:45,070 --> 01:30:46,697 ARI: Hey. 1247 01:30:46,822 --> 01:30:49,533 You are so super fucked-up right now, 1248 01:30:49,616 --> 01:30:52,536 and you better seek therapy like tomorrow. 1249 01:30:53,745 --> 01:30:56,415 But you’re a good person, Pippa. 1250 01:30:56,498 --> 01:30:59,835 Even if it doesn’t feel like that right now. 1251 01:31:01,879 --> 01:31:05,215 If I’m such a good person, why do I want to see him again? 1252 01:31:05,299 --> 01:31:07,134 He’s, like, disappeared. 1253 01:31:07,259 --> 01:31:12,890 I know it sounds irrational, but if I could just see him, 1254 01:31:12,973 --> 01:31:15,517 maybe I could move on. I... 1255 01:31:19,229 --> 01:31:21,523 It’s stupid. I know. 1256 01:31:22,441 --> 01:31:24,276 Okay. 1257 01:31:25,527 --> 01:31:27,821 Well, if he’s not at home, 1258 01:31:27,905 --> 01:31:30,115 where do you think he is? 1259 01:31:33,493 --> 01:31:34,995 Pippa? 1260 01:31:36,705 --> 01:31:38,624 It’s opening night. 1261 01:31:51,845 --> 01:31:55,515 back on the ground 1262 01:31:57,142 --> 01:31:58,393 Drink? 1263 01:31:58,518 --> 01:31:59,770 Sure. 1264 01:31:59,895 --> 01:32:02,231 - 1265 01:32:02,314 --> 01:32:05,108 to have it figured out... 1266 01:32:05,192 --> 01:32:07,027 SEB: I didn’t think you’d come. 1267 01:32:07,110 --> 01:32:09,279 PIPPA: I came. 1268 01:32:09,404 --> 01:32:10,822 This is... 1269 01:32:10,906 --> 01:32:12,532 really cool. 1270 01:32:12,616 --> 01:32:14,243 I can’t wait to see the photos. 1271 01:32:14,368 --> 01:32:15,369 Cool. 1272 01:32:15,452 --> 01:32:17,788 Yeah, it’s really fucking cool. 1273 01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:25,337 -Are you okay? -WOMAN: Seb. 1274 01:32:25,420 --> 01:32:28,090 That’s my cue. Thanks for coming. 1275 01:32:30,884 --> 01:32:33,345 ARI: A-- thanks for introducing me. 1276 01:32:33,428 --> 01:32:36,807 And B-- like, not what I pictured. 1277 01:32:50,529 --> 01:32:53,407 Now, before we begin, 1278 01:32:53,532 --> 01:32:56,785 I should say that this particular project 1279 01:32:56,868 --> 01:32:58,912 was a collaboration. 1280 01:33:01,665 --> 01:33:03,917 My partner in crime on this... 1281 01:33:04,001 --> 01:33:06,253 the love of my life... 1282 01:33:06,378 --> 01:33:08,964 Julia Novatore. 1283 01:33:10,799 --> 01:33:11,967 So... 1284 01:33:12,050 --> 01:33:13,677 -I really want to go home. -Okay. 1285 01:33:13,802 --> 01:33:16,346 ...it seems only right that she should be up here with me. 1286 01:33:16,430 --> 01:33:18,307 Everyone, Julia. 1287 01:33:20,475 --> 01:33:22,311 Come on. 1288 01:33:39,578 --> 01:33:43,749 This new exhibition tells a modern fable. 1289 01:33:43,832 --> 01:33:45,959 It’s a tragic tale 1290 01:33:46,043 --> 01:33:49,296 of a sweet young woman named Pippa. 1291 01:33:56,678 --> 01:33:58,764 Oh, my God. 1292 01:34:05,354 --> 01:34:08,106 Pippa lives in the apartment we own 1293 01:34:08,190 --> 01:34:10,317 across the way from our studio. 1294 01:34:11,651 --> 01:34:14,154 When she and her boyfriend Thomas 1295 01:34:14,237 --> 01:34:16,698 first moved in together, their future was bright. 1296 01:34:16,782 --> 01:34:19,618 Things were... things were downright peachy. 1297 01:34:20,952 --> 01:34:22,746 Then they got a little distracted 1298 01:34:22,829 --> 01:34:25,290 by the strangers across the way. 1299 01:34:25,415 --> 01:34:26,958 Us. 1300 01:34:27,084 --> 01:34:30,504 They cared more about what was going on 1301 01:34:30,587 --> 01:34:32,798 in other people’s lives than they did their own. 1302 01:34:32,881 --> 01:34:35,467 And what started out as a fun little hobby 1303 01:34:35,592 --> 01:34:37,677 turned into a bit of an obsession. 1304 01:34:39,179 --> 01:34:40,764 They gate-crashed our Halloween party 1305 01:34:40,847 --> 01:34:42,349 and planted a microphone 1306 01:34:42,432 --> 01:34:45,310 so they could secretly listen in on our conversations. 1307 01:34:45,394 --> 01:34:48,021 Uh, totally illegal, by the way. 1308 01:34:49,272 --> 01:34:52,734 And yet, somehow, Pippa decided that she was... 1309 01:34:52,818 --> 01:34:54,820 she was doing the right thing. 1310 01:34:55,654 --> 01:34:58,031 First, this tore them apart emotionally. 1311 01:34:58,115 --> 01:35:00,534 And then... it tore them apart forever. 1312 01:35:00,617 --> 01:35:03,203 - 1313 01:35:11,294 --> 01:35:13,338 SEB: Little did she realize, 1314 01:35:13,422 --> 01:35:16,758 the whole time that they were watching us... 1315 01:35:16,842 --> 01:35:19,177 We were really watching them. 1316 01:35:28,478 --> 01:35:30,689 -Pippa! - 1317 01:35:30,814 --> 01:35:32,774 Pippa! 1318 01:37:54,332 --> 01:37:56,251 Yep. Those are my boobs. 1319 01:37:56,334 --> 01:37:58,962 This is the place. 1320 01:38:55,310 --> 01:38:57,437 SEB: This is the image release form they signed. 1321 01:38:57,520 --> 01:39:00,023 It’s the last page of their lease. 1322 01:39:00,148 --> 01:39:02,400 Plain and simple. 1323 01:39:02,525 --> 01:39:05,654 Now, do I know if they actually read it? 1324 01:39:05,779 --> 01:39:07,197 No. 1325 01:39:07,280 --> 01:39:10,075 But that’s not my responsibility. 1326 01:39:10,158 --> 01:39:12,327 Let me ask you this. 1327 01:39:12,410 --> 01:39:14,579 How many times this week has something popped up 1328 01:39:14,663 --> 01:39:16,623 on your computer screen saying, 1329 01:39:16,706 --> 01:39:18,500 "Please agree to the terms and conditions," 1330 01:39:18,583 --> 01:39:22,337 and you’ve just clicked yes and not even thought twice about it? 1331 01:39:22,420 --> 01:39:24,589 I mean, it’s something we’ve grown accustomed to, no? 1332 01:39:29,594 --> 01:39:31,680 TRANSLATOR: But does that give you the right to, uh... 1333 01:39:31,763 --> 01:39:33,264 Oh, uh... it’s tragic. 1334 01:39:33,390 --> 01:39:36,226 And we both feel so horrible about it, don’t we, Seb? 1335 01:39:36,351 --> 01:39:38,353 -Of course. -But if anything, 1336 01:39:38,436 --> 01:39:41,064 it’s a warning, because it’s unprecedented, really, 1337 01:39:41,147 --> 01:39:43,858 the access we give people into our lives today. 1338 01:39:43,983 --> 01:39:46,903 It is entirely socially acceptable-- 1339 01:39:47,028 --> 01:39:49,322 no, socially expected-- for us to be able 1340 01:39:49,447 --> 01:39:51,408 to stalk people we may or may not know 1341 01:39:51,491 --> 01:39:52,992 in order to get a glimpse into 1342 01:39:53,076 --> 01:39:55,286 that partially true version of their lives. 1343 01:39:56,121 --> 01:39:58,373 Seb and I lived a version of our life 1344 01:39:58,456 --> 01:40:00,583 for Pippa and Thomas to see. 1345 01:40:00,667 --> 01:40:02,127 Yes, we created our own narrative 1346 01:40:02,210 --> 01:40:04,754 and made it available for them to watch. 1347 01:40:04,838 --> 01:40:07,257 We gave them front-row seats. 1348 01:40:10,385 --> 01:40:12,512 They tuned right in. 1349 01:40:13,638 --> 01:40:16,057 All we had to do was watch back. 1350 01:40:20,270 --> 01:40:21,896 ...Berlin, Copenhagen... 1351 01:40:23,398 --> 01:40:25,358 TRANSLATOR: So, uh, in addition to premiering 1352 01:40:25,442 --> 01:40:27,819 -internationally in Tokyo... -Everywhere. 1353 01:40:27,944 --> 01:40:30,113 We’ve sold it everywhere. It’s a rousing success. 1354 01:40:30,238 --> 01:40:33,158 We’re now the toast of the art community, and guess what-- 1355 01:40:33,283 --> 01:40:36,077 we made a disgusting amount of money in the process. 1356 01:40:37,120 --> 01:40:40,707 Now, do you have anything actually interesting to ask us? 1357 01:40:53,344 --> 01:40:55,847 JULIA: How many times can someone be congratulated? 1358 01:40:55,930 --> 01:40:57,557 Oh, your favorite. 1359 01:41:00,143 --> 01:41:01,936 "Scass-er-y." 1360 01:41:02,061 --> 01:41:03,646 Scassari. 1361 01:41:04,522 --> 01:41:05,607 Who sent it? 1362 01:41:05,732 --> 01:41:07,442 Um... 1363 01:41:08,526 --> 01:41:10,612 "So thrilled to be featuring The Voyeurs 1364 01:41:10,695 --> 01:41:13,323 in our upcoming season." 1365 01:41:13,448 --> 01:41:15,408 The Tate. 1366 01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:18,953 Oh, that’s great. 1367 01:41:28,129 --> 01:41:29,547 Baby. 1368 01:41:29,672 --> 01:41:31,841 You have to get over this. 1369 01:41:41,100 --> 01:41:43,978 Don’t you ever feel guilty? 1370 01:41:48,358 --> 01:41:50,276 No. 1371 01:42:45,081 --> 01:42:46,249 Up there. 1372 01:42:48,334 --> 01:42:50,086 What is she doing? 1373 01:42:50,211 --> 01:42:52,005 SEB: She’s fucking lost it. 1374 01:42:52,088 --> 01:42:54,883 JULIA: What do you think you know, Pippa? 1375 01:43:03,474 --> 01:43:05,435 Pippa! 1376 01:43:23,828 --> 01:43:25,788 We just want to talk to you. 1377 01:43:35,590 --> 01:43:37,425 -Hey! - 1378 01:44:00,907 --> 01:44:02,241 Please. 1379 01:44:02,325 --> 01:44:05,370 Is all this really necessary, Pippa? 1380 01:44:05,453 --> 01:44:06,871 Just... just leave me alone. 1381 01:44:06,955 --> 01:44:08,414 SEB: What is it that you think you know? 1382 01:44:08,539 --> 01:44:09,916 I-I don’t... I don’t... I don’t know. 1383 01:44:09,999 --> 01:44:11,751 These are some pretty serious accusations. 1384 01:44:11,876 --> 01:44:14,045 They must have come from somewhere. 1385 01:44:15,588 --> 01:44:17,548 Stop fucking us around. 1386 01:44:25,974 --> 01:44:28,017 PIPPA: When I... when I watched you, 1387 01:44:28,142 --> 01:44:30,353 I believed every moment. 1388 01:44:33,356 --> 01:44:35,316 Even though none of it was real. 1389 01:44:37,235 --> 01:44:39,737 But when Thomas died, 1390 01:44:39,862 --> 01:44:42,949 it didn’t feel true, but he’s still gone. 1391 01:44:46,953 --> 01:44:49,539 He would’ve never done that. 1392 01:44:49,622 --> 01:44:52,458 And I don’t know for sure, but I think you drugged him. 1393 01:44:56,254 --> 01:44:58,798 And then you made it look like he did it himself. 1394 01:45:00,925 --> 01:45:03,219 JULIA: That is a hell of a theory, Pippa. 1395 01:45:03,302 --> 01:45:06,055 Do you have any proof? 1396 01:45:06,180 --> 01:45:07,598 No. 1397 01:45:07,682 --> 01:45:09,475 Then what are we all doing here? 1398 01:45:10,977 --> 01:45:13,271 You manipulated me. 1399 01:45:13,396 --> 01:45:15,648 You seduced me. 1400 01:45:16,566 --> 01:45:18,359 You exposed me. 1401 01:45:18,443 --> 01:45:23,239 And you think you could hurt me again, but you can’t. 1402 01:45:23,322 --> 01:45:25,742 Because I have nothing left. 1403 01:45:26,743 --> 01:45:28,786 So I just need to know this one last thing, 1404 01:45:28,911 --> 01:45:31,414 and then you’ll never see me again. 1405 01:45:33,666 --> 01:45:35,877 How could you do this? 1406 01:45:36,919 --> 01:45:38,755 We, uh... we didn’t. 1407 01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,590 JULIA: It was you who told me-- 1408 01:45:40,715 --> 01:45:45,011 it’s like when you’re so obsessed with something 1409 01:45:45,136 --> 01:45:48,556 that you forget to pick your head up, look around and go, 1410 01:45:48,639 --> 01:45:52,018 "Oh, wait. What am I even doing?" 1411 01:45:52,101 --> 01:45:54,687 But you’re too far down the... 1412 01:46:02,737 --> 01:46:04,989 You’re too fa... 1413 01:46:08,076 --> 01:46:09,410 Seb. 1414 01:46:09,494 --> 01:46:11,704 -SEB: What’s... - 1415 01:46:11,788 --> 01:46:12,789 SEB: Julia. 1416 01:46:12,914 --> 01:46:14,082 Hey. 1417 01:46:14,165 --> 01:46:15,541 Hey, talk to me. 1418 01:46:15,625 --> 01:46:17,752 What’s wrong? What’s wrong, baby? 1419 01:46:17,877 --> 01:46:19,754 Come on. Come on. 1420 01:46:19,879 --> 01:46:21,839 Baby, what... 1421 01:46:22,715 --> 01:46:24,008 What did you do? 1422 01:46:24,092 --> 01:46:26,219 You weigh a little bit more, 1423 01:46:26,302 --> 01:46:28,554 so it might take a minute to kick in. 1424 01:46:31,557 --> 01:46:33,768 What the fuck did you do? 1425 01:46:36,062 --> 01:46:38,898 That wine was a little gift from me. 1426 01:46:44,320 --> 01:46:47,490 Look at me. Look at me! 1427 01:46:48,366 --> 01:46:50,785 Take one final look. 1428 01:46:50,910 --> 01:46:53,830 ’Cause it’s the last thing you’re ever gonna see. 1429 01:47:45,631 --> 01:47:47,049 MAN: Our first breakfast. 1430 01:47:48,551 --> 01:47:51,220 Not a bad view. 1431 01:47:55,975 --> 01:47:58,019 You can really see in. 1432 01:47:59,937 --> 01:48:02,481 Are you creeping on our neighbors? 1433 01:48:04,609 --> 01:48:07,445 Look at those two. What are they doing? 1434 01:48:07,570 --> 01:48:08,779 Where? 1435 01:48:08,863 --> 01:48:10,573 Honey, right there. 1436 01:48:14,076 --> 01:48:16,621 I really got to get my eyes checked. 1437 01:48:17,788 --> 01:48:19,832 Mind your own business. 1438 01:50:25,958 --> 01:50:28,794 and said 1439 01:50:29,962 --> 01:50:33,049 to you after you left that day 1440 01:50:33,132 --> 01:50:36,302 I was really..." 1441 01:50:41,849 --> 01:50:47,521 on the phone 1442 01:50:53,235 --> 01:50:58,699 you’re alone 1443 01:51:04,622 --> 01:51:09,752 you’re alone