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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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[engine revs]
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[screams]
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Whoa!
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[screams]
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Hey, look, it’s a girl.
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Yah!
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[cuckoos]
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[rumbling in distance]
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Awesome, best time yet.
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Awesome.
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[laughing]
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Your head, it’s naked.
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Helmet?
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[gasps]
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Helmet!
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Helmet, where’s Helmet.
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Gunther, help me look.
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I can’t lose her.
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Don’t worry, Kick,
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I’m sure it’s here somewhere.
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Search harder, Gunther.
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I can’t lose Helmet.
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I don’t see what
the big deal is.
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You lose stuff on every stunt.
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How dare you?
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Helmet isn’t stuff, Gunther.
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She’s a part of my identity.
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Helmet is special.
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[Kick]
She was forged
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in the Flames of Awesome.
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Birthed in the
Waters of Fearlessness.
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And procured in the toy store
of Mellowbrook.
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Since the day Helmet chose me,
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she’s never left my head.
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Gosh, Kick, I had no idea
Helmet was so important to you.
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You never talk about her.
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Well, my kidneys
are important to me.
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Do I talk about them
all the time?
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Not lately.
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I don’t even know who I am
without Helmet.
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Frank?
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No.
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Herman?
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Susan?
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Gunther.
No, that’s me.
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[horn blares]
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Sorry, got to go.
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Dinner time.
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It’s my turn
to slay the ox.
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Let’s look tomorrow
when it’s not so dark.
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Bye, Todd.
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[straining]
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[yawns]
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"Have you seen me?
Call Kick Buttowski."
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Kick’s got it bad.
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[pants]
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[both grunt]
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I thought we were going to look
for Helmet in the gully, Kick?
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I looked all night.
She’s not there.
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She’s not anywhere.
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So let’s go to the helmet store
and get another one.
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Get another helmet?
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If your mother fell in the mud,
would you just get a new one?
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Mom?
Why did you have
to make it my mom?
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Exactly,
she’s irreplaceable.
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[Kick]
Like Boom McCondor
and his skate wheel.
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Or Rock Callahan
with his custom sunglasses.
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[bones crack]
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[tires screech]
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Or Dirtbike Mike
and his gloves.
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And that’s what
Helmet is to me.
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She’s a part of who I am.
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Without her I’m some--
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I don’t even know anymore.
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I don’t understand,
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but I want to understand.
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Only a daredevil
could understand.
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What’cha doing, Kick?
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Where did you get
the neat swirly wheel?
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Meh.
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Let’s get you dressed.
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Hey, what happened
to all your jumpsuits?
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Nah.
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I wish I was a daredevil,
so I could understand.
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Aha! Idea.
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So, I guess you won’t mind
if I take Ol’ Blue then, huh?
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Meh.
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[grunts]
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[crickets chirp]
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[birds chirping]
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[reading]
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Meh, whatever.
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Whoa!
Morning, Mom.
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[whistles]
Hi, Dad.
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Whoa!
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Oh, hey, Kendall, nice top.
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How dare you compliment me?
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Wait, compliment?
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Clarence Buttowski?
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[Boy]
Hey, look, a girl again.
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What is it, Gunther?
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I know you said only
a daredevil could understand,
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so I did the only thing
I can think of.
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You became a daredevil?
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That would have made
more sense,
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but no.
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Kick, you need
to do stunts again.
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Gunther, I’ve told you.
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Without Helmet,
I’ve lost the will
to do stunts.
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[engine revs]
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[laughs]
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Billy Stumps?
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Yes, sir, he sure is.
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Now, what’s this I hear
about a daredevil
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losing the will
to do stunts?
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I don’t know anything
about daredevils.
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Because without Helmet,
I’m not one anymore.
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I hear you.
Been there myself.
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I lost something more
than a helmet though.
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I lost something
so close to me,
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I forgot who I supposed to be.
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It was something I never
thought I could live without.
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You know
what I’m talking about.
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[gulps]
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You mean your--
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My old horseshoe
hood ornament.
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In was just seconds before
Destructo-Con ’82.
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Some no good varmint
stole it for his own self.
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[whinnies]
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Hey, stop that horse!
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[neighs]
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My horseshoe
hood ornament gone.
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I just couldn’t go on.
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It was a part of me.
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[sniffles]
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Without that horseshoe,
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being a daredevil
just wasn’t the same.
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Not for a long time.
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But I don’t know how
to go on without Helmet.
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Sometimes you just got to do
what you’re born to do.
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But I learned it’s not about
what’s on your head
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or on your hood,
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it’s about what’s in here.
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Billy’s right, Kick.
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And that’s why
you’re going down
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Widowmaker’s Peak
right now.
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Huh?
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Without your beloved Helmet.
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[screams]
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Or his skateboard.
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Whoops.
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[grunts]
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[grunts and bangs]
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[strains]
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Wa-Hoo!
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Go, Kick.
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Live till it hurts.
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[together]
Uh-oh.
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[together]
Yes.
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Awesome!
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Woo!
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Ooh-wee, that was awesome.
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Now, tell me you don’t feel
like a daredevil again.
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I do feel like a daredevil.
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But how is it that right when
I needed you most,
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there you were at the top
of Widowmaker’s Peak?
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Your buddy’s--
He’s something else.
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I’m Kick Buttowski,
suburban daredevil,
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not matter what’s on my head.
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Thanks, Billy.
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My name’s Gunther.
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Yee-haw!
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You know, pal,
despite everything,
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I still wish I could have
said good-bye to Helmet.
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I think I can help
with that, too.
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This is how we say good-bye
in the old country.
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Good-bye, Helmet.
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I’m gonna keep on living
the daredevil life,
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but I will never forget you.
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What the--
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Something must be in the way.
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Oh, it’s just a helmet
in the way.
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Get out of here
helmet in the way.
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Helmet, you’re back!
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I’ve been looking everywhere.
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I could have been a daredevil
without you, Helmet.
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But it sure is good
to have you back.
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[Girl]
Clarence.
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Look, I’m wearing
your favorite top.
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Kendall,
this is my favorite top.
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[scoffs]
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[gasps]
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Baby, I am back!
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We’re back.
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[clock ticks]
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Found it.
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Way to go, Danger Dude.
Yeah.
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New Slosh fishing record.
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Time to past the torch.
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My first mustache.
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Had it on when I first
broke the record
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and now it’s yours.
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Wow, Wade, I’m honored.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Don’t get all mushy on me.
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You guys are my dudes.
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Without Danger Dude
and Zanorse Amigo,
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this would just be a job.
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Hey, ever see what happens
when you mix a pack
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of Fruity Fizzies
and a Sloshy?
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[claps]
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[fireworks pop]
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Let’s see what
Cheetah Chug does.
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[cheetah growls]
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[explosion]
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Has anyone seen my spleen?
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All right,
see you mañana, dudes.
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Cool, Wade.
Smell you later.
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[farts]
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You’re the best, Wade.
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Fruity Fizzie bombs.
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Ahem.
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What’s up, Wade?
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"Walter"?
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Wade got a new name tag
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and a new body.
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Uh, who are you?
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Like the name tag says,
it’s Walter.
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And I can’t allow you
to mix Fruity Fizzies
with Cheetah Chug.
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Wade let us.
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He even showed us how.
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Well, he must not of read
the warning label.
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"Do not consume with beverages
made from the sweat
of real cheetahs."
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Come on, Gunther,
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we’ll just come back
when Wade’s here.
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Well, Walter, smell you later.
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You know,
I say, "Smell you later",
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and you let one rip.
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[farts]
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What time is Wade in?
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Wade’s not coming in.
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Why not?
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Wade’s been promoted.
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He’s never coming back here.
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[cat screeches]
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That’s it.
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We’re not coming back.
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Without the Wade, Food-N-Fix
just isn’t the same.
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Yeah, it’s clean.
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I wonder why Wade
didn’t tell us.
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Maybe he forgot.
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Maybe he’s just happier
with his new friends.
268
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:18,004
Hey, dude, I got the hotdog
if you got the Slosh machine.
269
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,290
[sighs]
270
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:21,501
I got the Fruity Fizzies
if you got the Cheetah Chug.
271
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,500
[screams]
272
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,330
Aw.
273
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:27,963
All right, all right.
Smell you later.
274
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:29,749
Now, you let one rip, dude.
275
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,630
I’ll have you
address me as sir.
276
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:35,035
Now, you let one rip, sir.
277
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,501
[huffs]
278
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,290
Shoot, they should make me
chairman of the board
279
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:39,831
because I am bored.
280
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:41,634
How long have I
been here anyway?
281
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:43,875
It’s been three weeks
since Wade’s left us.
282
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:47,165
Maybe he is having more fun
with his new friends.
283
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:48,166
[snores]
284
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,666
And so this new paradigm shift
285
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,167
will surely increase
286
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,036
our faltering productivity--
287
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,291
[Man]
Hold it just a minute.
288
00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,881
I got just one question.
289
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,285
How did this cat get in here?
290
00:13:59,291 --> 00:13:59,831
[cat screeches]
291
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,424
Now, as for
the productivity chart,
292
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:02,997
I’m afraid this initiative
just isn’t exciting enough.
293
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,380
[snores]
294
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:07,415
Thanks for confirming
my fears, Wade.
295
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:08,667
And ideas to beef it up?
296
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,577
Beef up-- Beef jerky.
297
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,463
Hey, I could go
for some beef jerky.
298
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:14,498
Another brilliant idea
from Wade.
299
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,500
Looks like some one’s due
300
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,080
for another promotion.
301
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,463
Try to be more like Wade
will you?
302
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,828
[groaning]
303
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,584
Dang.
304
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:25,213
I sure do miss hanging out
at the Food-N-Fix.
305
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:28,078
I sure do miss Danger Dude
and the Wingman.
306
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,463
It’s just not
the same without Kick.
307
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:30,788
It’s just not
the same without Wade.
308
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:40,455
[fireworks pop]
309
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,788
[farts]
310
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:51,792
[together]
I thought we were always
gonna be friends.
311
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:54,962
Maybe this guy
can be our friend.
312
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:57,579
[Wade narrating]
313
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,875
Wade didn’t leave us.
He was taken
314
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,625
and we’re gonna
take him back.
315
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,705
Time for a road trip.
316
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:13,919
All right, Mom.
See you at five.
317
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:16,577
It’s gonna be a tight visit.
318
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,043
We’re not here to visit.
319
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:20,251
This is a rescue mission.
320
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,170
It’s time to bring Wade home.
321
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,786
That was great.
322
00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,792
It never works for me.
323
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,286
Hey, no kids allowed.
324
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:39,329
I guess we’ll have to find
another way in, but how?
325
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,753
[whistles]
326
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,825
[crashing]
[screaming]
327
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,924
[Wade]
Hey, hey, Danger Dude.
328
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,287
[screams]
329
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,380
Gunther, my grappling hook.
330
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:05,035
Uh, couldn’t we
just use disguises?
331
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,790
Oh, afternoon, sir.
332
00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:09,792
Why, hello there.
333
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:11,042
What lovely weather
we’re having?
334
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,751
Tee-hee. Fresh.
335
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,000
[whistling]
336
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,830
Dudes!
337
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,174
Danger Dude, Wingman--
338
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,206
[gasps]
Mustache!
339
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,708
Good to see you, too, Wade.
340
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,039
What took you dudes so long?
341
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,541
Wait, didn’t you get my letter?
342
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:29,712
Wade, you sent it on a turtle.
343
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:30,919
I had a coupon.
344
00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:32,917
Wow, look at this office.
345
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,667
How did you even get promoted?
346
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:35,957
I don’t know.
347
00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:37,879
Something about my record high
Cheetah Chug sales.
348
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,245
Well, we’re here
to bust you out.
349
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,790
We doesn’t he just quit?
350
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:43,792
Quit?
351
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,422
No friend of mine just quits.
352
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,247
I’m gonna get you demoted
353
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,040
and back to your old job.
354
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,081
You’re gonna get me out
355
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:52,423
of this soul sucking pit
of corporate evil?
356
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,327
After everything
you’ve done for us,
357
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,673
of course, Wade.
358
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,207
Hey, is everything
okay in here?
359
00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:00,628
Yup, nothing suspicious at all.
360
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:03,915
All right, as long
as there’s no kids.
361
00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:05,877
That guard is gonna
be a problem.
362
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,915
Gunther, I need you
to perform a major duty.
363
00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:10,457
But I just went this morning.
364
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,128
♪♪ [rim shot]
365
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,495
It came with the office.
366
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,423
Oh, I just love
a man in uniform.
367
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,787
Well, I just happen
to be wearing one.
368
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:27,332
[Wade]
Your briefcase, sir.
369
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:33,328
Wade, you’re fired.
370
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,083
Fired up and ready to succeed.
371
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,293
You’re so right.
372
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,631
We take ourselves
to seriously around here.
373
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,745
Promotion.
374
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
[groans]
375
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,460
This can’t be happening.
376
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:44,878
Tell me about it.
377
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,785
Time to step it up a notch.
378
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:55,577
Yes, let’s tear down
these corporate walls.
379
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:56,583
Promotion.
380
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,000
Elevators
are the devil’s stairs.
381
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000
Promotion!
382
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,291
[screams]
383
00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:17,709
Honey as a sugar substitute.
384
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:19,079
Promotion. Huzzah!
385
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,075
Okay, so we need
a new plan.
386
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:24,503
Don’t you get it, Kick?
387
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,080
I’m obviously destined
to succeed.
388
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,673
I’m just gonna sit here
and do nothing.
389
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:31,037
He’ll probably even
promote me for that.
390
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:32,291
That’s it.
391
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,671
Trying to get you demoted
gets you promoted.
392
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:38,327
So trying to get you promoted
will get you demoted.
393
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,333
I only got about half of that,
394
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,963
but, yeah, I’m totally up
for, you know,
395
00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,419
whatever it is you just said.
396
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:45,957
Then let’s get to work.
397
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,379
Actual work.
398
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,625
Dang.
399
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,633
In closing,
that is how I plan
400
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,285
on boosting productivity
401
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:00,921
here at the Food-N-Fix.
402
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,880
[giggles]
403
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,415
Oops.
Hey!
404
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:07,377
[cheetah growls]
405
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,503
[cheetah growls]
406
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,166
[phone rings]
407
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,206
[speaking gibberish]
408
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,628
[phones ringing]
409
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:45,794
I don’t believe this.
410
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:48,792
Productivity is literally
through the roof.
411
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,422
And it’s all
thanks to you, Wade.
412
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,997
Promotions abound!
413
00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:56,247
This is crazy.
414
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,210
I put Cheetah Chug
in the water supply,
415
00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,628
fish in your briefcase,
416
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:02,375
and I literally blew the roof
off of your building.
417
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,415
What else do I got to do
to get Wade demoted?
418
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,417
You did all that?
419
00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:09,167
I was trying to get Wade
his old job back.
420
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,126
He misses the Food-N-Fix.
421
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,955
And, well, we miss
having him there.
422
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,629
I admire your passion, son.
423
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,785
Reminds me of me
when I was small.
424
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:19,042
Wore a helmet
and didn’t have a nose.
425
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:20,421
And as for you,
426
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:21,997
well, you’ve given us
all so much, Wade.
427
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,790
[bird caws]
428
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:26,422
Wade, it looks like
you’re due for
429
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:27,627
a big demotion!
430
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:28,745
Finally.
431
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,169
[both]
Smell you later.
432
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,956
[farts]
433
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,959
Come on, Wade,
to the Food-N-Fix.
434
00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:40,459
You think they’ll
let me keep that drum kit?
435
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:41,458
Got’cha.
436
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:42,748
Oh, you animal.
437
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,750
Why, I never--
438
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,460
[whistles]
439
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,288
[Kick]
Good to have you back, Wade.
440
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:50,631
Well, it’s good to be back,
Double D.
441
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,825
You know, my time at corporate
has shaped me.
442
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,174
I’m a new man.
443
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:59,246
It’s gonna be some
big changes around here.
444
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:02,884
Okay, end of changes.
445
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,125
[exhales]
446
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,575
Look at what I just got in.
447
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,543
Choco Fizzies.
448
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,882
I wonder what happens
when you combine them
449
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,955
with Cheetah Chug XE.
450
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,039
[liquid pours]
451
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:14,171
[cheetah growls]
452
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:19,884
[Wade]
Hey, anybody seen my spleen?
453
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:23,834
You’re right.
454
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,084
We move way to fast
around here.
455
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:26,923
Promotion!
456
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,248
[groans]
457
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,333
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