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Oh, my

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God.

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When I was a kid back in Minnesota, I
had a Cub Scout den mother, a Mrs. Fry

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Fogle. She taught us backwoods common
sense.

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Like, don't drop crumbs on the trail.

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Because you never know what kind of
critter might be right behind

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you, picking up the pieces.

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I'll never forget the motto she taught
us.

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Be prepared.

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Now, it's been said that the best
company you could have in a strange

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place is a map.

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This particular map documents the plans
of some heavy-handed troublemakers.

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Folks back home figure if I can get a
hold of it, the trouble might stop.

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Great thing about a map, it can get you
in and out of places a lot of different

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ways.

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That is far enough.

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The map.

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I'd like to.

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But, uh, I really need it myself.

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You amuse me.

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Sorry.

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But I really do need it.

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Oh my God.

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It just goes to show you, a good map
will always get you where you want to

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go.

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Well, the map got me home, but a
newspaper publisher made sure I didn't

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get to stay long.

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Seems there's this problem in Central
America.

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One time, I was maybe seven or eight, my
dad and I took a truckload of apples to

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market in another town.

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As soon as we got there, even as little
as I was, I felt there was something

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real wrong in that town.

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When I asked my dad about it, he said
they'd lynched an innocent man there.

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I was a lot older before I understood
exactly what that meant.

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How you doing, guys? What's the haps
here? Nice girl. Kind of reminds me of

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my sister.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe you guys don't
recognize me. The name's Jackson. Andrew

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Jackson. You may have seen my picture on
the front of the $20 bill. You know what

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I'm talking about.

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Yeah, I thought you'd understand.

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Nice doing business with you guys.

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Inks MacGyver.

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I'm looking for a photographer by the
name of Kate Connolly.

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Her publisher said I might find her
here.

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Look, if I've come at an inconvenient
time... Who is this publisher?

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Arthur Prescott.

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He hasn't heard from Miss Connolly in
quite some time, and seeing how things

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are around here, he got worried enough
to... To send you down here?

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I'm supposed to believe that?

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Well, Diego, he's probably telling the
truth.

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I'm almost out of the soup.

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Okay, you.

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Come on in.

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Senor, I am a terrible shot.

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I might try to just wound you a little
bit.

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So, you be very careful.

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I'm harmless.

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Hi.

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So, your name's MacGyver and you're
harmless.

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What do you want?

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Well, actually, it's what your publisher
wants.

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He wants you back home, safe and sound.

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So he sent you?

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Well, none of his letters or phone calls
worked.

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You've got to admit, I'm a little bit in
a telegram.

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And that's Dave Ryerson.

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He's not even supposed to be in this
hemisphere unless he's in jail.

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How do you know him?

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Well, we met once before he was deported
to the States.

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Yeah?

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No, Dave kind of blamed me for that.

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You? May come in handy.

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If you're a publisher, handy means
getting you out of here.

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Uh-uh.

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I've got a big story cooking.

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We've been digging for weeks, and I'm
almost there.

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Katie's story could also help us get rid
of a piece of human garbage from our

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government.

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General Antonio Vasquez?

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Oh, yeah, the army guy who runs the
secret police.

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I understand he has some big career
moves in mind, too.

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He's got the men. He just needs the
arms.

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And he's dealing for them.

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Now? With Ryerson and the crime
syndicate.

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The deal's set for today, and if... when
I get the pictures... Look,

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I need the pictures.

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So your job is to help me get into
Ryerson's hacienda.

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Oh, excuse me, ma'am, but my job is to
get you out of the country.

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MacGyver, you can do both.

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We would be most grateful if you could
help us.

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Then we leave the country.

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Senor?

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You're going to need these.

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Actually, I'd do much better without
them. Thanks.

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Mind if I borrow something from the
camera bag?

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It depends what.

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Just that camera strap.

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I need one with a plastic clip. That
wire's got enough juice in it to

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straighten your hair.

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You'll be happy next time I lose my door
key.

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You know, this place is none too... This
spot's just fine.

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Not the safest.

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Look, if you're nervous, why don't you
wait on the other side of the wall while

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I... Here's Ryerson.

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Here comes Vasquez.

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Deal's going down now.

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I can't wait. I can't wait. I
understand.

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Excellent thing for me.

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All right.

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All right. Now, here we are.

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I don't know where this came from.

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Looks like an army surplus store in
there.

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Oh, perfect.

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What do you think? Ryerson is showing
the general his sample case.

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I can assure you my organization can
guarantee delivery of all the light

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weapons in 30 days, General.

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That's everything you needed, isn't it?

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And the tank.

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Three months.

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We're ready to start unlimited shipments
there.

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Is it a deal?

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A very complex deal.

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Very risky for both our futures.

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A lot of film.

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Good. It's time to get out of here.

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I need one more shot.

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The handshake.

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What?

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Yes.

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It is a deal.

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I'm an accredited correspondent, and you
have no right to do this.

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I haven't had the pleasure of meeting
the lady before, General.

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But I'd like to introduce you to an old
buddy of mine I've been hoping to run

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across again.

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Welcome to our country, MacGyver.

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Look, I'm warning you, my newspaper
knows where I am.

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Yeah, so they'd hunt Mother MacGyver
here to get you out.

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That is why you're here, isn't it,
MacGyver?

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Well, now, Dave, it just might be that
I'm working on getting you kicked out of

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this country, too.

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You know, I'm going to enjoy your
funeral.

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Down here, they make quite a fiesta of
things like that.

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Lots of tequila, some dancing girls.

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You may even shed a tear or two.

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You have both won an invitation.

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Don't you realize the chance you'd take
harming us?

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My newspaper would... Write a touching
obituary.

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Now have the film be shot. No.

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Let's not be dumb about this, what do
you say?

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Getting sensible, MacGyver?

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Sure.

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Here you go, Dave. I think it was that
one. I can't.

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You

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know,

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Ryerson, now that the evidence is gone,

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There's probably no need to kill it.

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There's no need at all, is there,
General?

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You probably wouldn't mind if we just
kind of moseyed on it, huh?

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I want my cameras back.

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Just give me the rest of the film and
your other camera, too.

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Come on.

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Yeah, I think a little cooperation would
go a long ways in this situation, don't

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you? Hey, what?

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What is that stuff? A stick.

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Silly putty with a bang.

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Photograph they'll never be published
Better not, my friend, or we're both

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dead. The enemy's out there. But you
have brought them to me.

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All right, so it went haywire. I was
afraid something would go wrong. It can

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be fixed.

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With a little help from your arm.

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I can do the developing at the darkroom.

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Huh?

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He really meant, you know, being the
right, the true.

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It would be kind of mean that he... No.

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It's because of the kind of man he was,
Kate.

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Get that film out.

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I promise you.

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MacGyver.

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Every time something happens around
here, they've locked the airport down.

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Troops pour all over every friendly
embassy.

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Roads are blocked.

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Just look.

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This whole town's already under military
guard.

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Yep, that's right.

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So we take film out ourselves.

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Cross the border into Mexico.

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That's more than 100 kilometers.

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How are we even going to get out of
here?

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I've been thinking about that. You mind
if I borrow something?

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What? You don't need a bag for just one
camera, do you?

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I can put this draft to good use.

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Bye.

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Thank you.

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You ready when I get back?

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Ready for what?

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Are you afraid we don't hear you?

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Friend of yours.

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Miss McGyver.

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That was terrific.

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We made it.

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Yeah.

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But the border's still 100 kilometers.

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And I know Ryerson.

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He won't give up even.

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Hey MacGyver, level with me.

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Are we gonna make it?

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We made it this far, didn't we?

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Somehow. I'm not reassured.

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We'll stay on the main highway.

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You work a search pattern heading north.

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Check every road, every mule pattern.

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When I woke up this morning, I had three
very expensive cameras.

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Well, at least you didn't wreck this
one.

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This is my lucky camera.

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If anything happened to this baby, I'd
die.

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Or kill.

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So where are you from, MacGyver?

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I started out in Minnesota.

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Since then.

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Here, there, this place, that place.

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Trouble with the law or itchy feet?

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A little of that.

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Mostly I wanted to see how the world
works.

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Meet people, learn how they're
different, the same.

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MacGyver, you are a romantic.

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No, no.

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Just a guy who... bought a blank race.

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How things could be worse.

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You're right. You convinced me.

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We're in a lot of trouble.

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So how far are we from the border?

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Oh, about ten miles.

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How are you going to start a fire?

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Make lightning or rub two sticks
together?

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No. I thought I'd use a match.

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Oh, shucks, MacGyver.

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I was looking forward to seeing some
more of your Boy Scout stuff.

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What was that?

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Sounds like supper to me.

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Supper. MacGyver, you don't eat things
like that. You call pest control.

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Yeah, they taste an awful lot like
chicken.

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I don't care if they taste like beluga
caviar. I am not eating lizard.

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Mmm.

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Mmm. Very next dinner party I give.

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Rest of lizard on a MacGyver.

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Delicious.

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You're a very unexpected man, MacGyver.

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You... keep me off balance.

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Sorry?

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No.

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I think... I think I like it.

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Want to share?

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It's quite awful.

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Is that a yes?

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Or no?

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They're not inside.

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Then they're on foot.

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Good.

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Every time something else goes wrong,
you say it is good.

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Your soldiers have been on the ball back
there at the plaza. You are talking to a

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general.

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I thought I was talking to my new
partner.

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But the border is less than ten miles to
the north.

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Look, General, why don't you try keeping
half your troops back here, behind them,

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pushing them forward so they can't
double back?

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There's only one road leading to the
border, and we control it. So if they

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want to cross the border, they have to
come through here to us.

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So it's just a matter of time.

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That's what you told me 50 kilometers
ago, Ryerson.

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Well, if your plan fails and they get
through, I will not deport you.

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I will destroy you.

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Even if it's my last act in us.

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What do you see?

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Two men with guns. What do you see?

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Opportunity knocking.

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You know, you could stand to lose a few
pounds.

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Rat.

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Buenos dias, you guys.

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Shake it.

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Name's MacGyver.

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We're the ones you're looking for.

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And fellas, this here is your lucky day.

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Because you get to turn us in.

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00:34:08,929 --> 00:34:10,650
Listen, would you mind holding her? She
weighs a ton.

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All

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right,

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Connelly. Yes, yes. Now you're getting
the hang of things.

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My lucky camera, it's wrecked.

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Well, now, I'll bet you we can get it
fixed about nine miles up that road.

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I'm sorry.

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Anytime, MacGyver.

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Well, I like that kind of talk.

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You're not more than an hour behind us.

294
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,320
We must be damn close to that border.

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00:35:37,340 --> 00:35:39,080
MacGyver, we are just about there.

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00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,100
We are there, Kate.

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That's Mexico.

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Right there.

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On the other side of that river.

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What do you think?

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00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:28,760
You know, I got to admit, these two boys
know what they're doing.

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00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,400
They got every approach to the border
locked up tight, and there's just no

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going around them.

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00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,780
Well, I guess we're just going to have
to go through them.

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Attack.

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00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,360
With what?

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00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,100
That's a good question.

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00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,300
Yeah.

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00:36:53,190 --> 00:36:54,430
There's nothing you can do. Nothing.

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Mexican border patrol.

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You better watch.

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Keep score.

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00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:28,720
It's not bad.

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00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,460
What are we going to do, MacGyver?

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00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:33,420
Start a war, I guess.

316
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,220
You make it sound so easy.

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00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,540
Just to keep me from thinking about how
scared I am.

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Keep searching.

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00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:50,860
You gotta be up there. You gotta be.

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Airplane report, nothing.

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00:38:00,170 --> 00:38:02,490
It's the first time I ever deliberately
tried overheating engine.

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00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:06,550
Okay, now have a lot of dirty oil.

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00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,630
What's that do for the war effort?

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00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:10,830
The military calls it chemical fog.

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00:38:11,190 --> 00:38:12,470
Civilians get more to the point.

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00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:13,810
It's air pollution.

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00:38:14,510 --> 00:38:17,190
What does the MacGyver-Connolly team
call it?

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00:38:18,710 --> 00:38:19,710
Long shot.

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00:38:20,030 --> 00:38:21,110
Running low on fuel.

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00:38:21,390 --> 00:38:25,450
Returning to base. I don't care if
you're low on fuel. Keep looking.

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00:38:33,190 --> 00:38:35,890
When this heats up, it ought to make
some pretty good-looking smog.

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00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:42,970
Where are they?

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00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:49,310
Can't just disappear like shadows. Look,
General, your troops are here and behind

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00:38:49,310 --> 00:38:51,070
them. Every exit's sealed off.

335
00:38:52,010 --> 00:38:53,750
You've done a good job. No panic.

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00:38:55,290 --> 00:38:56,570
So you feel we have them?

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00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:58,210
Caught between us?

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00:38:58,550 --> 00:38:59,550
I know it.

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00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:02,940
Either they come out our way or they
don't come out at all.

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00:39:07,580 --> 00:39:12,160
Smoke bombs, dink bombs, rolling bombs,
juggernauts. I feel like Rosie the

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00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,940
Riveter in a jury-rigged bomb factory.

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00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,280
Quite an inventory.

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00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,200
I must be proud of them.

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00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:18,980
Hey, it has my approval.

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00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:21,360
How are we going to get this darn thing
across the river?

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00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,060
Under their noses.

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00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,080
General,

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00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,240
we got him!

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00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,560
Bueno!

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00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,360
Great.

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00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:40,520
And smart.

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00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:25,810
Watch for them now.

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00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:26,950
Watch for them.

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00:42:27,450 --> 00:42:28,750
Shoot anything that moves.

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00:42:31,410 --> 00:42:32,410
Okay, you ready?

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00:42:33,230 --> 00:42:39,990
If things don't work out, I'm really
glad I got to know you.

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00:42:41,330 --> 00:42:42,330
Me too.

358
00:42:56,379 --> 00:42:57,379
Pull it!

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00:44:37,450 --> 00:44:40,310
You have anything to declare

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00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:44,710
No,

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00:44:46,870 --> 00:44:55,690
David

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00:44:55,690 --> 00:44:59,710
It's too late

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00:44:59,710 --> 00:45:04,750
I Always keep my promise

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00:45:27,180 --> 00:45:28,180
I thought your camera was broke.

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00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,600
I fixed it.

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00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000
MacGyver style.