1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,160 It's been seven years, Jamie! Time to let go. 2 00:00:03,450 --> 00:00:06,350 What do you know about the group calling themselves Deus Ex Machina? 3 00:00:06,409 --> 00:00:08,589 They're hackers. And what's your connection to them? 4 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:09,569 I don't have one. 5 00:00:09,573 --> 00:00:12,119 No-one knows the real identity of the leader of Deus Ex. 6 00:00:12,376 --> 00:00:14,016 Would you like to see a photo of him? 7 00:00:14,408 --> 00:00:15,488 Remind you of anyone? 8 00:00:15,608 --> 00:00:17,168 You hacked the NSA? 9 00:00:17,288 --> 00:00:19,403 Yeah. I know it was Spike. 10 00:00:19,403 --> 00:00:20,996 It should be me in there, not you. 11 00:00:20,996 --> 00:00:22,396 I'm getting out soon. I promise. 12 00:00:22,515 --> 00:00:24,275 These ladies bothering you, hon? 13 00:00:24,313 --> 00:00:25,633 Oh, Jesus. 14 00:00:25,691 --> 00:00:27,891 I am Sister Celine, here for the interview. 15 00:00:28,051 --> 00:00:31,691 I need someone tenacious, with a clear head and thick skin. 16 00:00:31,851 --> 00:00:34,771 You are just another sad little man who touches his penis too much. 17 00:00:34,891 --> 00:00:36,491 When can you start? 18 00:00:36,651 --> 00:00:38,971 What sort of person pretends that his wife's been 19 00:00:39,091 --> 00:00:40,891 missing for seven years? 20 00:00:41,011 --> 00:00:42,411 There she is. 21 00:00:42,531 --> 00:00:44,131 Layla's alive. Layla? 22 00:00:44,251 --> 00:00:46,851 And it seems there's another me. 23 00:00:46,971 --> 00:00:48,691 Rhonda, get in! 24 00:00:48,811 --> 00:00:50,491 I'm coming too! 25 00:00:50,611 --> 00:00:52,051 No! 26 00:00:52,171 --> 00:00:54,051 You're adopted, Jamie. 27 00:00:54,211 --> 00:00:56,971 And I meant to tell you. There just never seemed a good time. 28 00:00:57,219 --> 00:00:59,623 And this is a good time?! 29 00:01:13,428 --> 00:01:16,828 See that? That's what's going to kill everyone. 30 00:01:17,937 --> 00:01:20,337 Any second now. 31 00:01:20,457 --> 00:01:22,417 Doesn't matter who you are, 32 00:01:22,536 --> 00:01:24,136 who you pray to, 33 00:01:24,257 --> 00:01:26,337 black or white, straight or gay, 34 00:01:26,457 --> 00:01:27,937 rich or poor. 35 00:01:31,657 --> 00:01:33,417 Yep, it's judgment day. 36 00:01:33,537 --> 00:01:35,257 The actual apocalypse. 37 00:01:35,377 --> 00:01:36,497 And where am I? 38 00:01:36,617 --> 00:01:40,377 In Slough - or rather under Slough, 39 00:01:40,497 --> 00:01:42,097 watching it on telly. 40 00:01:42,217 --> 00:01:43,977 One minute now. One minute. 41 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,777 These pictures coming live to us from Hubble. 42 00:01:46,937 --> 00:01:48,737 I know what you're thinking, "Cheer up!" 43 00:01:48,857 --> 00:01:51,057 "You're one of the lucky ones!" 44 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:53,257 My question is - am I? 45 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,537 I mean, have you seen who else is in here? 46 00:01:57,857 --> 00:01:59,217 Who are these people? 47 00:01:59,377 --> 00:02:01,137 The human race united as never before... 48 00:02:01,257 --> 00:02:03,497 How the hell did this happen? 49 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:07,697 Are we the future of mankind? I mean, seriously? 50 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:13,337 Thank you all for watching. I hope we'll meet again. 51 00:02:20,912 --> 00:02:24,039 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 52 00:02:28,297 --> 00:02:31,417 Come on, it's here somewhere, I know it is. I saw it here today. 53 00:02:31,537 --> 00:02:33,217 Scotty? Everyone's waiting. 54 00:02:33,337 --> 00:02:34,817 What the hell are you looking for? 55 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:37,777 My homeopathic spray. 56 00:02:37,897 --> 00:02:39,737 Yes! 57 00:02:39,897 --> 00:02:42,057 I got it. I got all tense and it calms me down. 58 00:02:42,177 --> 00:02:44,857 Scotty, out! You should try it. Now. 59 00:02:52,377 --> 00:02:54,817 You say everyone's waiting? Yeah. 60 00:02:54,937 --> 00:02:56,817 Everyone, everyone. 61 00:03:00,177 --> 00:03:03,017 Now, just relax. You know it inside out. 62 00:03:03,177 --> 00:03:05,297 You've practised this a million times. 63 00:03:07,337 --> 00:03:08,857 Excuse me. 64 00:03:11,337 --> 00:03:12,977 Hello? 65 00:03:13,137 --> 00:03:16,817 Could someone please tell me what the hell is going on? 66 00:03:16,977 --> 00:03:20,817 Chill, OK? We just had to make sure we weren't being followed. 67 00:03:20,937 --> 00:03:22,617 Who the hell are you? 68 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,257 Can you feel it, Rhonda? 69 00:03:27,377 --> 00:03:28,857 The spark? 70 00:03:29,017 --> 00:03:31,417 This must be what it was like when Lennon met McCartney. 71 00:03:31,577 --> 00:03:35,817 The two greatest hackers of our generation, face-to-face at last. 72 00:03:35,977 --> 00:03:39,977 Yeah, that's right. You're looking at the White Horse himself. 73 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:43,497 Honoured to meet you, Boobmuncher2000. 74 00:03:45,577 --> 00:03:47,737 Yeah, that's my username. 75 00:03:47,857 --> 00:03:49,417 So you did all this for me, why? 76 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:52,097 You're the only person to have hacked the NSA, ever. 77 00:03:52,257 --> 00:03:56,257 I mean, you scaled the walls of Castle fucking Grayskull itself! 78 00:03:57,417 --> 00:04:00,137 And I want to know how you did it. 79 00:04:03,857 --> 00:04:05,457 Uh, yeah... 80 00:04:05,617 --> 00:04:09,217 How about you get me home first? Then I'll show you. 81 00:04:09,377 --> 00:04:13,457 You're a hard-nosed arsehole, Boobmuncher2000. I like that. 82 00:04:13,577 --> 00:04:15,417 OK. Deal. 83 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,257 This your girlfriend, son? 84 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:22,017 Punching a little above your weight, ain't ya? 85 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,657 Why would you...? 86 00:04:23,777 --> 00:04:25,417 Now it's dirty! 87 00:04:25,537 --> 00:04:27,497 Don't ever touch my stuff. 88 00:04:31,777 --> 00:04:34,057 Boobmuncher2000? 89 00:04:34,217 --> 00:04:38,497 Bullshit. It's going to be OK. Just stop antagonising them. 90 00:04:38,617 --> 00:04:40,217 Got a bad feeling about this. 91 00:04:42,337 --> 00:04:44,297 You ask me, they look a little Jew-y. 92 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:51,937 You off somewhere, mate? 93 00:04:52,097 --> 00:04:53,977 Moscow. That photo was taken in Moscow. 94 00:04:54,137 --> 00:04:56,977 I'm going to find out what the hell's going on. 95 00:04:57,137 --> 00:04:59,537 You know, 24 hours ago, I was doing OK! 96 00:04:59,697 --> 00:05:02,177 I mean, my life was shit, but at least it made sense. 97 00:05:02,297 --> 00:05:03,737 And then all of a sudden - oh, yeah! 98 00:05:03,777 --> 00:05:06,417 Your wife's alive and she's with some fucker that looks like you. 99 00:05:06,577 --> 00:05:09,097 Oh, and also, your mum's not your mum and you're going to die! 100 00:05:09,257 --> 00:05:11,137 Best Regards, the Universe. Where is it? 101 00:05:11,297 --> 00:05:14,177 You didn't sleep, did you? You're always tetchy when you're tired. 102 00:05:14,337 --> 00:05:17,257 How am I meant to sleep? How can anyone sleep at a time like this? 103 00:05:17,377 --> 00:05:18,657 I slept. Like a log. 104 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,297 How? 105 00:05:20,457 --> 00:05:23,137 There is a massive rock headed this way! 106 00:05:23,297 --> 00:05:26,177 I know, which is why I'm writing my bucket list! 107 00:05:26,297 --> 00:05:28,177 How do you spell ménage? 108 00:05:28,297 --> 00:05:30,097 What have you done with my passport? 109 00:05:30,257 --> 00:05:32,417 Look, I confiscated it. It's for your own good. 110 00:05:32,577 --> 00:05:35,017 You're having a meltdown, mate. I am not having a meltdown! 111 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:36,217 OK, look. 112 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:39,257 Do you know where in the very large city of Moscow that photo was taken? 113 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:41,337 No. Do you know anybody there who could help you? 114 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:43,017 Do you speak Russian? 115 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:47,257 Do you honestly think there'll be any flights going to Moscow today? 116 00:05:47,377 --> 00:05:48,737 I mean, you know me, man. 117 00:05:48,897 --> 00:05:52,257 I love an adventure, but honestly, is this a good idea? 118 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:55,617 I've got to do something. I know, I know, so let's do something. 119 00:05:55,777 --> 00:05:58,017 But let's start a bit closer to home, yeah? 120 00:06:24,977 --> 00:06:26,977 Mum, what's happened? 121 00:06:29,497 --> 00:06:32,857 I always wanted a through-kitchen diner. 122 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:34,457 I thought, "What the hell?" 123 00:06:36,777 --> 00:06:38,297 It looks crap, doesn't it? 124 00:06:40,297 --> 00:06:42,337 I've ruined my kitchen! 125 00:06:42,497 --> 00:06:47,817 The world's coming to an end and you hate me, don't you? 126 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,377 I'll put the kettle on. 127 00:07:01,257 --> 00:07:02,577 Go away. 128 00:07:02,697 --> 00:07:05,377 I did. Twice already, remember? 129 00:07:05,497 --> 00:07:08,097 I would like to start to work now. 130 00:07:08,217 --> 00:07:09,537 All right. 131 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:12,457 Since we're going to be working together, I think you should know 132 00:07:12,577 --> 00:07:14,297 I am not a morning person. 133 00:07:15,657 --> 00:07:18,617 Father Jude? The cardinals would like to see you immediately. 134 00:07:18,777 --> 00:07:21,977 Just when you think the apocalypse is as bad as it gets, 135 00:07:22,097 --> 00:07:24,857 that sticks its head in the door. 136 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,697 What should I do? 137 00:07:26,857 --> 00:07:29,617 Your desk is buried under there somewhere. 138 00:07:29,737 --> 00:07:32,137 You might want to dig it out. 139 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,097 The looting is out of control, sir. 140 00:07:36,257 --> 00:07:40,697 Gas shortages... Riots in 36 cities. Law and order disintegrating. 141 00:07:40,817 --> 00:07:42,817 And what's that going to do? 142 00:07:42,937 --> 00:07:44,417 Enough! 143 00:07:46,337 --> 00:07:49,657 OK. We are all tired. 144 00:07:49,777 --> 00:07:52,257 But we need to be better than this. 145 00:07:52,417 --> 00:07:54,457 Hey, you don't know how to hook this up, do you? 146 00:07:54,617 --> 00:07:57,017 HDMI dealy to get the whole high-depth thing. 147 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,577 But I could do old-school VGA if need be. 148 00:07:59,697 --> 00:08:00,857 Who the fuck is this? 149 00:08:01,017 --> 00:08:05,137 Mr President, this is Scotty McNeil, from the Special Situations group. 150 00:08:05,297 --> 00:08:08,297 That's our apocalypse planning department. 151 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:09,697 We have one of those? 152 00:08:09,817 --> 00:08:11,497 We certainly do, Mr President. 153 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:15,177 Scotty is our foremost expert on extinction-level events. 154 00:08:15,337 --> 00:08:17,657 I suggest we all listen to what he has to say. 155 00:08:20,457 --> 00:08:22,297 You have my undivided attention. 156 00:08:29,297 --> 00:08:31,057 HA! 157 00:08:32,817 --> 00:08:34,817 That shouldn't be there... 158 00:08:36,977 --> 00:08:40,937 We're looking at an impact event caused by a comet approximately 159 00:08:41,057 --> 00:08:42,777 eight miles wide. 160 00:08:42,937 --> 00:08:45,337 Now, most of the Earth's population will perish 161 00:08:45,497 --> 00:08:48,377 in a chain of devastating earthquakes in the aftermath. 162 00:08:48,537 --> 00:08:51,457 In turn, these quakes will trigger a series of tsunamis, 163 00:08:51,617 --> 00:08:54,337 which will sweep across entire continents, 164 00:08:54,497 --> 00:08:57,177 washing away most traces of civilisation. 165 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,217 And meanwhile, to compound our problems, 166 00:09:00,337 --> 00:09:02,257 there's also the dust cloud. 167 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:05,617 Now this gradually envelops the planet in a toxic, 168 00:09:05,777 --> 00:09:08,257 unbreathable smog, blocking out the sun entirely, 169 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:11,657 meaning that all plant life becomes unsustainable, 170 00:09:11,777 --> 00:09:13,257 as does all animal life. 171 00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:15,857 The only survivors will be microbial. 172 00:09:21,817 --> 00:09:24,257 But it could be worse. 173 00:09:25,577 --> 00:09:27,857 How could this be worse? 174 00:09:28,017 --> 00:09:29,697 Well, it could be happening tomorrow, sir. 175 00:09:29,857 --> 00:09:33,737 We're lucky. We have 33 days and we need to use them wisely. 176 00:09:37,137 --> 00:09:38,897 I should have told you. 177 00:09:39,057 --> 00:09:44,417 All the adoption books say to. I meant to, but you were all I had. 178 00:09:44,577 --> 00:09:47,217 I didn't want to share you with your birth family. 179 00:09:49,177 --> 00:09:52,097 You want to find them, don't you? 180 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,257 But you'll always be my mum. 181 00:09:55,777 --> 00:10:00,217 OK? All my many flaws and faults, they're all your doing. 182 00:10:00,337 --> 00:10:02,217 No-one can take that away from you. 183 00:10:04,097 --> 00:10:07,137 So is there anything you know that can help me? Anything at all? 184 00:10:20,177 --> 00:10:22,497 When you were five, 185 00:10:22,617 --> 00:10:24,417 a woman came to the door. 186 00:10:24,537 --> 00:10:26,977 She said that she was your mum. 187 00:10:28,817 --> 00:10:30,577 Do you really want to know? 188 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,097 Yeah, everything. 189 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,377 Well, I won't sugar-coat it. 190 00:10:35,497 --> 00:10:37,217 She was weird. 191 00:10:39,497 --> 00:10:41,537 She knew things about you, 192 00:10:41,657 --> 00:10:43,417 like the box you were left in 193 00:10:43,537 --> 00:10:45,337 and the mole on your penis. 194 00:10:48,097 --> 00:10:50,217 Her name was Mary, she lived in 195 00:10:50,337 --> 00:10:52,497 a hippie commune in the country. 196 00:10:55,537 --> 00:10:58,017 That's the address. 197 00:10:58,177 --> 00:11:02,297 You have no idea how many times I wanted to burn that piece of paper. 198 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:08,937 How long will you be gone? 199 00:11:09,057 --> 00:11:10,377 I don't know. 200 00:11:13,017 --> 00:11:15,017 Come here. 201 00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:20,137 You be safe and you come home soon. 202 00:11:22,537 --> 00:11:24,537 We haven't got many days left. 203 00:11:26,457 --> 00:11:27,937 I don't want to be alone at the end. 204 00:11:28,057 --> 00:11:30,097 I know, Mum. 205 00:11:30,217 --> 00:11:31,897 None of us do. 206 00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:42,297 His Holiness feels in the circumstances 207 00:11:42,457 --> 00:11:45,977 it would be wise to halt the canonisation process. 208 00:11:46,097 --> 00:11:47,697 I'm being fired? 209 00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:50,497 Not at all. The Day of Judgment draws near, 210 00:11:50,657 --> 00:11:54,297 Father Jude. The church has a task of utmost importance 211 00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:56,217 to you. A task eminently suited 212 00:11:56,337 --> 00:11:58,617 to a man with your attributes. 213 00:11:58,777 --> 00:12:01,857 You mean my chronic punctuality and sunny disposition? 214 00:12:02,017 --> 00:12:04,257 No, Father Jude, your relentless cynicism, 215 00:12:04,377 --> 00:12:06,537 your wearying scepticism. 216 00:12:06,657 --> 00:12:09,097 Well, what's the gig? 217 00:12:09,257 --> 00:12:11,817 From now on you will be investigating 218 00:12:11,937 --> 00:12:13,897 the second coming of Christ. 219 00:12:20,557 --> 00:12:22,957 My goodness, what an honour! 220 00:12:23,077 --> 00:12:24,907 No. No, no, not really. 221 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:27,930 This it's what's known in the business as a shit sandwich. 222 00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:29,810 It's a theological term. 223 00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:31,450 Celine, I'm the fall guy. 224 00:12:31,487 --> 00:12:32,967 I'm the patsy. 225 00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:35,233 "Father Jude, please robustly test these, 226 00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:37,733 "but be a dear and do it in a manner that involves 227 00:12:37,814 --> 00:12:41,174 "no robust testing in case one of them is, you know, actually Jesus. 228 00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:43,684 "And even though the implications are staggering 229 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,164 "and way beyond your pay grade, 230 00:12:45,324 --> 00:12:47,824 "you're on your own, so don't fuck it up." 231 00:12:47,858 --> 00:12:51,138 So you are scared you will accidentally anger the Messiah? 232 00:12:51,288 --> 00:12:53,588 No, I'm worried about that, 233 00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:56,789 but what I'm scared of is much worse. 234 00:13:00,594 --> 00:13:02,794 Sir, people need hope. 235 00:13:03,954 --> 00:13:05,474 What is Operation Saviour? 236 00:13:05,634 --> 00:13:08,514 Well... we don't know yet, but you're announcing it tonight. 237 00:13:08,634 --> 00:13:10,114 That's it?! 238 00:13:10,274 --> 00:13:13,594 That's all you've got?! What the hell are we paying YOU for? 239 00:13:18,194 --> 00:13:21,434 You think when Roosevelt green-lit the Manhattan Project 240 00:13:21,554 --> 00:13:22,994 he knew the detail? 241 00:13:23,154 --> 00:13:25,914 You think when Kennedy promised there would be a man on the moon 242 00:13:26,074 --> 00:13:28,514 by the end of the '60s he had any idea how? 243 00:13:28,634 --> 00:13:30,634 Now these were great men. 244 00:13:30,794 --> 00:13:32,994 They announced the intention, then made it happen - 245 00:13:33,114 --> 00:13:34,614 and that is what we are going to do. 246 00:13:34,674 --> 00:13:37,354 We are going to tell the world we are going to save the world. 247 00:13:37,474 --> 00:13:39,714 And then we work out how we do it. 248 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,421 How do we start? 249 00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:43,981 We can't do this alone, sir. 250 00:13:44,141 --> 00:13:46,461 So you get on the phone to anyone that can help, 251 00:13:46,581 --> 00:13:48,181 our allies and our enemies. 252 00:13:48,301 --> 00:13:49,621 You ask for their best people, 253 00:13:49,781 --> 00:13:51,621 we put them in a room with our best people, 254 00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:54,301 they tell us what they've got, we tell them what we've got. 255 00:13:54,421 --> 00:13:56,021 And together they work it out. 256 00:13:56,141 --> 00:13:57,781 Are you insane? 257 00:13:57,941 --> 00:14:00,021 You want to share all of this with the Russians? 258 00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:01,581 The Chinese? The Iranians? 259 00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:03,581 Yeah, starting tomorrow. 260 00:14:05,101 --> 00:14:07,061 Sir, the people need hope. 261 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,541 Today. 262 00:14:12,341 --> 00:14:13,901 I'll start making the calls. 263 00:14:18,781 --> 00:14:22,901 Mr President, we're going to need some time to do it this afternoon. 264 00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:26,101 Off the record. Very off the record. 265 00:14:26,221 --> 00:14:28,661 No-one else in this room can know. 266 00:14:40,581 --> 00:14:43,781 Morning, ladies, rise and shine. 267 00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:50,581 Listen, I know you're wanting to stay off the grid and everything, 268 00:14:50,741 --> 00:14:53,421 but I really need to talk to my husband and son. 269 00:14:53,581 --> 00:14:55,541 You see, my husband, he's in the hospital, 270 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:56,701 and I need to make sure 271 00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:58,701 that the doctors are still showing up for work. 272 00:14:58,821 --> 00:15:01,061 I don't even know where my son is. 273 00:15:01,181 --> 00:15:03,341 So, really, it is very stressful. 274 00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:04,981 Rhonda, relax, OK? 275 00:15:05,101 --> 00:15:07,261 We have all the time in the world. 276 00:15:07,421 --> 00:15:09,901 Yeah, but we don't, do we? We have 33 days. 277 00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:12,781 And I really want to spend as many of those as possible 278 00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:14,021 with my family, so... 279 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,581 You don't actually believe this apocalypse stuff, do you? 280 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,941 If we are in New Mexico and DC 281 00:15:24,101 --> 00:15:28,301 is north and east, how come the sun is over there? 282 00:15:28,421 --> 00:15:30,981 We ain't heading north-east! 283 00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:32,781 I'm sure there's a perfectly... 284 00:15:32,941 --> 00:15:34,701 He said we're taking the back roads, 285 00:15:34,861 --> 00:15:37,221 so maybe we're kind of going in odd directions? 286 00:15:37,341 --> 00:15:39,221 Or they're lying to you. 287 00:15:39,381 --> 00:15:41,741 We don't know jack squat about these two. 288 00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:44,221 How do you know they ain't professional rapists? 289 00:15:44,381 --> 00:15:46,661 I don't think that's something you can get paid for. 290 00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:48,981 Maybe we're better off on our own. 291 00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:50,181 I could steal us a car. 292 00:15:50,341 --> 00:15:52,941 We'd drive off in the sunset like Thelma and Louise. 293 00:15:53,101 --> 00:15:55,621 OK. You know how that movie ends, right? 294 00:16:06,581 --> 00:16:08,741 It's typical! Yeah. 295 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,181 One announcement about the end of the world 296 00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:13,461 and the entire country grinds to a halt. 297 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,981 It's chaos. Absolute chaos! 298 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,821 It's very British chaos, though, eh? 299 00:16:17,981 --> 00:16:20,941 Everyone's queueing. Everyone's still in that tarmac mind-set. 300 00:16:21,101 --> 00:16:23,141 I mean, we want to go over there, yeah? 301 00:16:23,301 --> 00:16:26,421 So why don't we just go that way, drive through the fields? 302 00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:29,021 I don't want to scratch my car. 303 00:16:29,141 --> 00:16:30,501 What? 304 00:16:30,661 --> 00:16:33,621 You're quite right, we must protect the paintwork. 305 00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:35,701 Oh, God! 306 00:16:35,821 --> 00:16:37,781 Everyone just needs to relax. 307 00:16:37,941 --> 00:16:39,901 I mean, what difference does it make? 308 00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:45,061 Get stressed, you die. Chill out, you still die, more enjoyably. 309 00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:46,741 Right, so what's the plan? 310 00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:49,381 We find your... whatever. 311 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:51,901 Vaginal mother, is that the right...? Birth mother. 312 00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:52,941 She's my birth mother. 313 00:16:53,101 --> 00:16:55,661 Right, well, find out if she's still at this commune. Then what? 314 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,781 She tells me if I have a twin, 315 00:16:57,941 --> 00:17:00,981 and if so, which car park she dumped him in. 316 00:17:01,101 --> 00:17:02,861 Maybe she knows where he is. 317 00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:05,661 If I can find him, I find Layla. Hopefully. 318 00:17:05,821 --> 00:17:08,021 You really think he's got her, like, hostage? Yeah. 319 00:17:08,141 --> 00:17:10,901 I don't know. Yes, I mean... Look. 320 00:17:11,021 --> 00:17:12,781 He's pulling her hair. 321 00:17:12,941 --> 00:17:16,101 I mean, that is pretty hostagey, right? 322 00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:17,821 Yeah, or he's kissing her. 323 00:17:17,941 --> 00:17:19,381 No, he isn't. 324 00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:21,261 That's not how you kiss people. 325 00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:24,181 Maybe he's got her thinking we are still happily married. 326 00:17:24,301 --> 00:17:25,741 I don't know, I just... 327 00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,461 I don't know what to think. 328 00:17:27,621 --> 00:17:29,741 The point is she is a damsel in distress, yeah? 329 00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:32,301 Yes, exactly. So every second counts. 330 00:17:32,421 --> 00:17:34,021 We are in a race against the clock. 331 00:18:06,061 --> 00:18:08,181 I'm serious, I've got a bad feeling. 332 00:18:08,301 --> 00:18:10,701 You trust me? 333 00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:12,381 My God, yes, yes! 334 00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:14,421 Just don't do anything drastic! 335 00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:17,981 Hey. Stop the ambulance right now. 336 00:18:18,101 --> 00:18:20,781 I said stop the ambulance. 337 00:18:20,941 --> 00:18:23,341 Oh, so what are we, your hostages now? 338 00:18:23,461 --> 00:18:24,901 Is that it? 339 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,221 You're kidnapping us? 340 00:18:26,341 --> 00:18:28,141 Hardly. We freed you. 341 00:18:28,261 --> 00:18:29,581 Ah! Are you crazy?! 342 00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:31,341 You know what, that's exactly what I am, 343 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,101 and I got the certificates to prove it. 344 00:18:33,261 --> 00:18:36,581 You stop this ambulance or I swear to God 345 00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,541 I will cut her throat. 346 00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:39,941 I think I'm bleeding. 347 00:18:40,061 --> 00:18:41,861 STOP THE FUCKING AMBULANCE! 348 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,966 Max, you OK? I'm fine. 349 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,486 Rhonda, you OK back there? 350 00:19:14,606 --> 00:19:16,246 I think so. 351 00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:17,806 I'm stuck! 352 00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:19,266 Get me out of here! 353 00:19:19,353 --> 00:19:22,209 Yeah, congratulations, you nearly got us all killed. 354 00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:23,049 Happy? 355 00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:25,913 How about you spare me the lecturing, get this off of me? 356 00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,990 Hey. HEY! 357 00:19:36,965 --> 00:19:40,325 Damn! We'll grab anything we can eat and let's get out of here. 358 00:19:40,448 --> 00:19:42,688 Rhonda! Come on. Get me out of here! 359 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,047 We'll be right back. 360 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,847 Get me out of here! 361 00:19:47,008 --> 00:19:50,328 What about Leanne? What about her? She just tried to kill you. 362 00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:53,808 What? You want to see your family again? 363 00:19:53,968 --> 00:19:56,608 Because if so, we need to move quickly and quietly, 364 00:19:56,767 --> 00:20:00,327 and that means not having an insane Nazi drawing attention to us. 365 00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:02,807 Look around. No police. 366 00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:05,127 This is your best chance of getting home, 367 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,167 because sooner or later they're going to get this back under control. 368 00:20:08,327 --> 00:20:09,807 We can't just leave her there to die. 369 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:13,607 Would the world be a worse place? Maybe she had a tough childhood. 370 00:20:13,727 --> 00:20:16,407 I had a tough childhood! OK? 371 00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,767 My mum is nuts. Didn't make me a racist. 372 00:20:22,527 --> 00:20:23,807 Get me out of here! 373 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:35,887 Look... No offence, but I don't know you, OK? 374 00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:39,327 I don't even know your real name, so how do I know if I can trust you? 375 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,527 Got it. 376 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:48,087 It's Ariel, OK? My real name, it's Ariel. 377 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,127 Yes, like the Little fucking Mermaid. 378 00:20:50,287 --> 00:20:52,087 Thanks, Mum! Like I said, she's nuts. 379 00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:57,087 How about we just get an hour down the road, I call 911, 380 00:20:57,207 --> 00:20:58,927 anonymously, report an accident, 381 00:20:59,087 --> 00:21:02,647 Leanne gets rescued but thrown back in jail, we go on our way, 382 00:21:02,807 --> 00:21:05,247 and there's one less crazy racist on the loose. 383 00:21:07,207 --> 00:21:08,167 Deal? 384 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,087 OK. Deal. 385 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:24,927 Why are you taking air fresheners? We don't need air fresheners. 386 00:21:25,087 --> 00:21:28,287 Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I've never looted before. I just... 387 00:21:28,407 --> 00:21:30,447 I got a little grabby. OK. Um... 388 00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:31,767 I'll look for food. 389 00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:42,567 Bollocks! Look. We drive as far as we can, and then we walk. 390 00:21:42,687 --> 00:21:44,167 Our forefathers managed it. 391 00:21:46,607 --> 00:21:49,247 What are you doing? Get off. Uh-uh. Bucket list. 392 00:21:49,407 --> 00:21:51,687 I've always wanted to car-surf like Teen Wolf. 393 00:21:51,847 --> 00:21:54,167 If this is the last of the petrol, I want to make it count. 394 00:21:54,207 --> 00:21:57,767 Get off my car right now! Mate, it's on the list. Why not? 395 00:21:57,927 --> 00:22:00,807 Because... you'll make us less aerodynamic! 396 00:22:02,527 --> 00:22:04,727 Just get off, OK? I'm not in the mood. 397 00:22:04,887 --> 00:22:07,047 Look, I love that we're getting you out of your rut, 398 00:22:07,207 --> 00:22:08,887 and I will have your back every time, 399 00:22:09,007 --> 00:22:10,567 but this is not just about you. 400 00:22:10,727 --> 00:22:12,887 You're not the only person who's got stuff 401 00:22:13,007 --> 00:22:14,247 he wants to do before he dies. 402 00:22:14,407 --> 00:22:17,767 Right, yeah, OK, but my stuff actually means something, doesn't it? 403 00:22:30,607 --> 00:22:34,967 The night before my dad's accident, he took me to the video shop. 404 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,687 I chose Teen Wolf. 405 00:22:39,407 --> 00:22:41,687 We cooked hot dogs and watched the film... 406 00:22:43,207 --> 00:22:45,327 That was the last night I spent with him. 407 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,967 I didn't know that. 408 00:22:49,687 --> 00:22:52,127 I wanted to be Michael J Fox so badly. 409 00:22:57,487 --> 00:23:01,447 ♪ If everybody had an ocean... ♪ 410 00:23:01,607 --> 00:23:03,527 Please don't fall off. Please don't fall off. 411 00:23:03,687 --> 00:23:06,247 This is great! Yesterday you were a bank manager. 412 00:23:08,447 --> 00:23:09,847 Hooray! 413 00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:15,527 Mate, I can't see! You realise you haven't even had an egg today? 414 00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:18,487 First time in years, mate! Seriously, I can't see! 415 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,407 Admit it - you feel alive, don't you? 416 00:23:20,527 --> 00:23:21,967 Yes, but please move! 417 00:23:22,087 --> 00:23:23,607 Say, "I don't know where I'm going." 418 00:23:23,727 --> 00:23:24,927 I DON'T know where I'm going! 419 00:23:25,047 --> 00:23:26,447 "And it makes me feel alive." 420 00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:28,567 And it makes me feel... Shit! 421 00:23:28,687 --> 00:23:30,567 Aargh! Oof. 422 00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:35,167 Oh, my God! Mate, you all right? 423 00:23:35,327 --> 00:23:37,087 Yeah, yeah, I think so. Are you sure? 424 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,367 Yeah. 425 00:23:38,487 --> 00:23:40,047 What the hell are you doing? 426 00:23:40,207 --> 00:23:42,567 What does it look like we are doing, huh? 427 00:23:42,687 --> 00:23:44,247 What are YOU doing? 428 00:23:44,367 --> 00:23:46,087 Car surfing. Always wanted to. 429 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:49,127 Oh, bucket list! Snap! 430 00:23:49,287 --> 00:23:52,727 We're having an erotic odyssey. Aren't we, dear? 431 00:23:54,247 --> 00:23:55,727 Erm... 432 00:23:55,887 --> 00:23:59,367 We need to get past, so... Could you just... 433 00:23:59,487 --> 00:24:01,967 Can't you go round? There's room. 434 00:24:02,087 --> 00:24:03,327 Looks a bit tight. 435 00:24:04,447 --> 00:24:05,727 Couldn't you...? 436 00:24:05,887 --> 00:24:08,007 Young man, you're being unreasonable. 437 00:24:08,127 --> 00:24:10,887 My husband's got arthritis! 438 00:24:11,007 --> 00:24:13,047 Stop staring. Stop staring! 439 00:24:13,167 --> 00:24:14,447 I don't want to! 440 00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:24,527 And we're out of petrol. 441 00:24:24,687 --> 00:24:26,447 Wonderful! Looks like we're walking. 442 00:24:26,607 --> 00:24:28,527 You realise I can't get out my door, right? Yeah. 443 00:24:31,487 --> 00:24:34,767 Sorry, slight mechanical issue. Do you mind just ducking down? 444 00:24:34,887 --> 00:24:36,167 I just need to open my... 445 00:24:36,287 --> 00:24:37,207 Thank you. 446 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,647 Oops! Sorry. Mind your bits. 447 00:24:45,847 --> 00:24:46,847 Thanks again. 448 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,247 Lovely meeting you. Enjoy the rest of your odyssey. 449 00:24:51,447 --> 00:24:54,807 Get me out of here, you cocksuckers! 450 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:57,927 It says touch the red to the green. 451 00:24:58,087 --> 00:25:01,207 Well, I'm touching red to green, and it's not working, dude! 452 00:25:01,327 --> 00:25:03,167 'Hey. You've got Spike's voicemail. 453 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:05,527 'Hit me on the...' 454 00:25:05,687 --> 00:25:08,727 Spike, it's Mom. I can't go into detail, but I'm coming home, OK? 455 00:25:08,887 --> 00:25:11,407 It's complicated, and I don't know where you are. 456 00:25:11,567 --> 00:25:13,647 So leave your phone on and I'll keep trying to call. 457 00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:16,287 I love you. I love you so much. 458 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:27,567 McNeil. 459 00:25:27,687 --> 00:25:29,727 Hey, it's me. Who's me? 460 00:25:29,887 --> 00:25:32,807 Your sister. Rhonda? It's a little... Bad time. 461 00:25:32,927 --> 00:25:34,367 Oh, really? I hadn't noticed! 462 00:25:34,527 --> 00:25:36,247 'Look, I haven't forgotten about you, OK?' 463 00:25:36,367 --> 00:25:37,767 I'm going to come visit, I promise. 464 00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:40,567 Oh, yeah, I'm not in prison any more. 'Really?' 465 00:25:40,687 --> 00:25:42,607 So the appeal worked? That's great! 466 00:25:42,727 --> 00:25:44,567 No, I kind of escaped. 467 00:25:44,687 --> 00:25:46,367 You what?! 468 00:25:46,487 --> 00:25:48,207 Rhonda, do you... 469 00:25:48,367 --> 00:25:50,527 You can't tell me that! I'm in the White House! 470 00:25:50,647 --> 00:25:52,087 Scotty, shut up. 471 00:25:52,247 --> 00:25:54,207 'But if people found out that you're a fugitive' 472 00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:56,807 and I knew, they would throw the book at me. 473 00:25:56,967 --> 00:25:58,647 Scotty, if you want to talk about problems, 474 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,647 I'm pretty sure mine crap on yours. 475 00:26:00,807 --> 00:26:03,007 Please... I'm your sister. Please help me. 476 00:26:04,887 --> 00:26:06,127 What do you need? 477 00:26:06,287 --> 00:26:08,207 'I need you to go to the hospital, check Rajesh. 478 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:11,207 'I need to know he's OK, they haven't abandoned the patient.' 479 00:26:11,327 --> 00:26:13,047 And I need you to find Spike. 480 00:26:13,207 --> 00:26:15,687 I don't know where he is, and I think he might be with Tim. 481 00:26:15,847 --> 00:26:18,647 Tim? That drunk is still alive? 'Apparently.' 482 00:26:18,767 --> 00:26:21,087 And the court gave him custody. 483 00:26:21,207 --> 00:26:22,567 I don't even know where he lives. 484 00:26:22,727 --> 00:26:25,487 I don't even know if Spike's with him. I'm freaking out! 485 00:26:25,647 --> 00:26:28,087 Scotty! What, are you jerking off in here? 486 00:26:28,247 --> 00:26:30,687 I got to go. 'No. Don't you dare hang up on me.' 487 00:26:30,847 --> 00:26:33,967 OK, yeah, so I will definitely try and track down 488 00:26:34,087 --> 00:26:36,887 that information that you require. 489 00:26:37,007 --> 00:26:40,487 Thank you, Scotty. Thank you. 490 00:26:47,447 --> 00:26:50,527 You OK? Look like crap. Well, thanks for the pep talk! 491 00:26:50,687 --> 00:26:53,367 Pleasure. You might want to consider doing up your fly. 492 00:27:44,527 --> 00:27:46,447 I think you overreact. Really? 493 00:27:46,607 --> 00:27:49,807 Ask yourself what kind of person claims to be a messiah. 494 00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:53,687 Catechism of the Catholic Church. 495 00:27:53,847 --> 00:27:58,527 Part 1, section 2, chapter 2, article 7. 496 00:27:58,687 --> 00:28:01,447 "Before the second coming of Christ, the Church..." 497 00:28:01,567 --> 00:28:03,007 "..must pass through a final trial 498 00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:05,007 "that will shake the faith of many believers. 499 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,567 "The persecution that accompanies her pilgrimage on earth 500 00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:09,287 "will unveil the mystery of iniquity 501 00:28:09,407 --> 00:28:10,967 "in the form of a religious deception 502 00:28:11,127 --> 00:28:13,287 "offering men an apparent solution to their problem 503 00:28:13,447 --> 00:28:15,127 "at the price of apostasy from the truth. 504 00:28:15,287 --> 00:28:18,687 "The supreme religious deception is that of the Antichrist." 505 00:28:19,847 --> 00:28:21,407 You memorised the catechism? 506 00:28:21,527 --> 00:28:23,047 Ten years in the convent. 507 00:28:23,207 --> 00:28:25,487 I also know all the words to Miss Saigon. 508 00:28:25,647 --> 00:28:28,607 Exactly! These are not the skills that we need. Look... 509 00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:33,087 If everything that we've devoted our lives to is true, 510 00:28:33,247 --> 00:28:38,207 then before Christ can return, there will be a false messiah. 511 00:28:38,327 --> 00:28:40,647 An antichrist. Yes, I know. 512 00:28:42,047 --> 00:28:45,047 So, any one of these could be Rosemary's actual baby. 513 00:28:45,207 --> 00:28:48,887 666, raised by jackals, all of that '70s horror crap. 514 00:28:49,007 --> 00:28:51,047 I don't know if I have the chops. 515 00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:53,407 And I don't know if I can protect you. 516 00:28:53,527 --> 00:28:55,407 Who said I need protecting? 517 00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:57,127 You're not scared? Of course. 518 00:28:57,287 --> 00:29:00,767 But I am more scared of NOT coming face-to-face with the Antichrist. 519 00:29:00,927 --> 00:29:04,127 If the prophecies aren't true, I waste my life, yes? 520 00:29:04,287 --> 00:29:08,447 So I pray for the Beast to come, and I pray that we unmask him. 521 00:29:08,567 --> 00:29:11,407 God led me to your door. 522 00:29:11,567 --> 00:29:14,487 I won't let him down. And I won't let you down. 523 00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:17,527 What if I let YOU down? 524 00:29:18,687 --> 00:29:20,167 It's OK. 525 00:29:20,287 --> 00:29:22,247 I have very low expectations of you. 526 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:29,767 I look forward to a new era of cooperation 527 00:29:29,887 --> 00:29:31,047 between our two countries. 528 00:29:32,527 --> 00:29:36,887 Well, China's in. Your plan is proving very popular. 529 00:29:37,047 --> 00:29:40,367 Well, that's great, Mr President. I'll get straight to the point. 530 00:29:40,527 --> 00:29:44,727 Operation Saviour is a diversionary tactic to distract the populace. 531 00:29:44,887 --> 00:29:47,647 Are you saying it won't work? We hope it will. 532 00:29:47,807 --> 00:29:50,967 But our calculations suggest our chances are about one in three. 533 00:29:51,087 --> 00:29:52,647 Although for the sake of the people, 534 00:29:52,807 --> 00:29:54,607 you have to act as if it's a sure thing. 535 00:29:54,767 --> 00:29:57,807 Hope, sir. Hope will keep them in line until the very last moment. 536 00:29:57,967 --> 00:30:01,007 You want to dupe the American people? If need be, yes. 537 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:03,767 For as long as we need to implement the fall-back. 538 00:30:04,927 --> 00:30:06,527 The fall-back? Sir... 539 00:30:07,687 --> 00:30:10,887 What we're about to tell you is beyond top-secret. 540 00:30:11,047 --> 00:30:13,567 There is a bunker in the Blue Ridge Mountains. 541 00:30:13,727 --> 00:30:18,407 It can keep 15 people and their offspring alive for up to a century. 542 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:22,167 Together with a DNA library of all the major plant and animal species. 543 00:30:23,607 --> 00:30:25,007 We call it Mount Genesis. 544 00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:29,727 We built an Ark? But for only 15 survivors? 545 00:30:29,887 --> 00:30:32,447 Who? We would hand-pick a group of young women, 546 00:30:32,607 --> 00:30:35,047 selected for their skills, intellect and fertility. 547 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,807 No men? We don't need men, sir. 548 00:30:36,967 --> 00:30:38,847 We'll have a sperm bank. We just need... 549 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,167 uh, wombs. 550 00:30:41,367 --> 00:30:42,847 My God. 551 00:30:44,087 --> 00:30:45,647 This is monstrous! No, sir. 552 00:30:45,807 --> 00:30:48,447 It's a rational response to an extraordinary situation. 553 00:30:48,567 --> 00:30:49,767 But if word ever got out... 554 00:30:49,927 --> 00:30:52,767 Oh, we'd be strung up. So word can't get out. 555 00:30:52,887 --> 00:30:54,487 Not even to the First Lady. 556 00:30:57,087 --> 00:30:59,567 I need to think about this. Sir, we don't have... 557 00:30:59,687 --> 00:31:01,407 I need to think about it. 558 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,007 Yes, Mr President. 559 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,607 They'd need a leader in there, sir. 560 00:31:34,706 --> 00:31:36,344 Well, this is it. 561 00:31:36,863 --> 00:31:38,173 You OK? 562 00:31:39,228 --> 00:31:40,628 Give me a second. 563 00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:42,153 I'm so caught up with Layla, 564 00:31:42,313 --> 00:31:44,353 I hadn't really thought this bit through. 565 00:31:45,846 --> 00:31:48,366 What do you say to the woman who gave birth to you, then 566 00:31:48,486 --> 00:31:50,046 left you in a shoebox? 567 00:31:51,016 --> 00:31:51,976 You'll work it out. 568 00:31:53,217 --> 00:31:54,177 Hello? 569 00:31:59,817 --> 00:32:00,777 Hello! 570 00:32:02,497 --> 00:32:03,857 What are you doing? 571 00:32:05,937 --> 00:32:07,737 You coming, or what? 572 00:32:11,937 --> 00:32:13,297 Hello! 573 00:32:17,857 --> 00:32:18,977 Hello! 574 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:22,497 Who would live in a house like this? 575 00:32:23,937 --> 00:32:25,137 No-one. 576 00:32:26,216 --> 00:32:27,816 Not for a very long time. 577 00:32:30,337 --> 00:32:31,537 The apocalypse is bollocks. 578 00:32:31,697 --> 00:32:34,337 You saw that store back there, money's worthless now. 579 00:32:34,497 --> 00:32:37,097 They knew that would happen, they want it to happen. 580 00:32:37,257 --> 00:32:40,297 The old system falls apart then they regain control, 581 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,017 and now it's a new system. 582 00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:46,817 A new capitalism, the slate wiped clean, America back on top. 583 00:32:51,657 --> 00:32:53,457 When are you going to call 911? 584 00:32:57,577 --> 00:32:59,457 I said, when are you going to call 911? 585 00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:01,337 You really think there's still a 911? 586 00:33:03,057 --> 00:33:04,417 You lied to me? 587 00:33:04,577 --> 00:33:10,577 But... She's going to die back there. A horrible, painful, slow... 588 00:33:13,777 --> 00:33:19,817 OK, um, stop the car. Stop the car now! You lied to me, Ariel! 589 00:33:19,977 --> 00:33:22,817 I did what needed doing. Deal with it. 590 00:33:22,977 --> 00:33:25,617 My gosh, she was right about you guys, wasn't she? 591 00:33:36,937 --> 00:33:39,937 Rhonda, stop. Now, there's two ways we can do this. 592 00:33:40,097 --> 00:33:44,577 You, in the car, like a human. Or you, in the trunk, like luggage. 593 00:33:44,697 --> 00:33:45,977 Your choice. 594 00:33:46,097 --> 00:33:48,657 Where are your taking me? 595 00:33:48,817 --> 00:33:52,777 Somewhere safe. And totally off grid. 596 00:33:52,937 --> 00:33:56,697 You're going to show us every hack, every trick in your locker. 597 00:33:56,857 --> 00:34:01,977 Now, I wanted to do this in a friendly, consensual way, 598 00:34:02,137 --> 00:34:05,617 but you're making it very hard. Frankly, I'm disappointed. 599 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:10,137 We get you out of jail, but your lack of gratitude disgusts me. 600 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:13,137 Manners, Rhonda! Basic manners. 601 00:34:13,257 --> 00:34:15,737 I didn't ask you to spring me. 602 00:34:15,897 --> 00:34:21,777 You chose that. And... FYI, I can't help you. 603 00:34:21,897 --> 00:34:23,057 What do you mean? 604 00:34:23,217 --> 00:34:25,977 I don't have any tricks to my locker. 605 00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:28,457 I don't even have a locker! OK? 606 00:34:28,617 --> 00:34:31,977 You sprung the wrong person, I didn't hack the NSA! 607 00:34:33,857 --> 00:34:35,497 So, why did you plead guilty, then? 608 00:34:37,497 --> 00:34:43,617 Unless you're protecting someone - someone you love very much, right? 609 00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:46,977 Not necessarily. So it's either the husband or the son. 610 00:34:48,697 --> 00:34:53,777 You leave my husband alone. Nice try, but don't ever play poker. 611 00:34:53,937 --> 00:35:01,177 So, your son's the genius. What's his name again? Spike? Spike McNeil. 612 00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:06,097 Bet we find him before you do. You leave my son alone. 613 00:35:06,217 --> 00:35:07,777 You stay away from him! 614 00:35:07,937 --> 00:35:11,177 Or you'll call the police? Max, pull over. 615 00:35:16,857 --> 00:35:19,777 You're going to shoot her? God, no! I'm not an animal. 616 00:35:23,257 --> 00:35:27,857 You see, Rhonda, manners, basic manners. 617 00:35:34,537 --> 00:35:38,137 I mean it! You stay away from my son! 618 00:35:55,857 --> 00:35:56,937 You OK? 619 00:35:58,777 --> 00:36:04,097 Just got my hopes up. Should have known. Back to square one. 620 00:36:04,257 --> 00:36:08,537 Oh, mate. You are so far from square one. 621 00:36:08,697 --> 00:36:11,337 You know her name, a previous address. 622 00:36:11,497 --> 00:36:15,657 We'll find Mary and we'll find Layla. Besides, you had an adventure, dude. 623 00:36:15,857 --> 00:36:19,217 You lived a bit, you drove through a field, broke into a house, 624 00:36:19,337 --> 00:36:21,817 ruined an erotic odyssey. 625 00:36:21,977 --> 00:36:24,257 Ticked something off your bucket list? 626 00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:28,217 I didn't mean to be a dick about that, by the way. 627 00:36:28,377 --> 00:36:31,257 I didn't know about your dad, how much it meant to you. 628 00:36:32,497 --> 00:36:36,937 Actually, I made that up. I just really wanted to car surf. 629 00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:39,977 And... 630 00:36:40,137 --> 00:36:43,177 Ow! Shit! There's something in my arse. What? 631 00:36:43,297 --> 00:36:44,577 What's that? 632 00:36:46,057 --> 00:36:48,737 That's not good. It's like what vets use on horses. 633 00:36:50,217 --> 00:36:51,377 Argh! 634 00:36:56,177 --> 00:36:59,897 Someone's shooting at us! We've got to get out of here now! 635 00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:01,177 No, Dave... 636 00:37:03,257 --> 00:37:04,577 Dave, you got to... 637 00:37:06,737 --> 00:37:07,857 ..fight... 638 00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:09,457 this mind... 639 00:37:11,177 --> 00:37:16,577 Stand by for transmission in five, four, three... 640 00:37:19,177 --> 00:37:24,297 My fellow Americans, yesterday I brought you tragic news, 641 00:37:24,417 --> 00:37:26,177 but today I bring you hope. 642 00:37:26,337 --> 00:37:29,537 I've spent this afternoon in conversation with my fellow 643 00:37:29,697 --> 00:37:32,817 world leaders and this evening I can announce an unprecedented 644 00:37:32,977 --> 00:37:36,257 international coalition to counter the threat we face. 645 00:37:36,417 --> 00:37:39,617 'Tonight, Operation Saviour begins...' 646 00:37:41,377 --> 00:37:43,217 Is somebody out there? 647 00:37:43,377 --> 00:37:45,257 '..the single biggest scientific project...' 648 00:37:45,417 --> 00:37:47,177 Hey, somebody help me! I'm stuck in this van! 649 00:37:47,337 --> 00:37:49,977 'It will also see mankind standing together...' 650 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:54,897 Get me out of here! '..overcoming our differences...' 651 00:37:55,017 --> 00:37:56,977 About time, Judas. 652 00:37:58,697 --> 00:38:00,857 '..best scientists and engineers...' 653 00:38:02,897 --> 00:38:05,457 I'm real disappointed in you, hon'. 654 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:10,297 I thought we was a team, but you stabbed me in the back. Yeah, I did. 655 00:38:11,777 --> 00:38:15,097 But now I'm making it right. So, we're done, OK? 656 00:38:18,777 --> 00:38:23,497 What are you talking about, where are you going? Home. 657 00:38:23,657 --> 00:38:27,257 Really? '..dedicated to Operation Saviour.' 658 00:38:27,417 --> 00:38:29,937 We have the resources, the technology 659 00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:32,217 and the willpower to succeed. 660 00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:36,537 And I give you my word, it WILL work. 661 00:38:36,657 --> 00:38:39,377 'It will go down in history...' 662 00:38:39,537 --> 00:38:44,737 Fine, stay. Don't say I didn't warn you. What's he saying? 663 00:38:44,897 --> 00:38:48,897 Apparently, he's going to save the world. Another messiah. 664 00:38:49,057 --> 00:38:53,977 Just what we need. 'So there is no need to panic. Life goes on. 665 00:38:55,297 --> 00:38:58,617 'Tomorrow, you will go to work and be paid for your labour.' 666 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:00,377 Did you just put on the aftershave? 667 00:39:00,537 --> 00:39:04,577 'There will be food in our stores, gas in our gas stations.' 668 00:39:04,697 --> 00:39:05,777 Sh. 669 00:39:05,937 --> 00:39:08,577 'This will be the single biggest scientific project 670 00:39:08,697 --> 00:39:09,897 'ever embarked upon.' 671 00:39:24,937 --> 00:39:26,777 I can see your legs, babe - 672 00:39:26,937 --> 00:39:30,497 that sign starts, like, two feet off the ground. 673 00:39:32,977 --> 00:39:34,337 Get in. 674 00:39:36,657 --> 00:39:38,817 Oh, love a duck. 675 00:39:40,737 --> 00:39:44,457 What, are you going to walk all the way to DC in your prison fatigues? 676 00:39:44,577 --> 00:39:46,297 My shoulder is killing me, 677 00:39:46,457 --> 00:39:49,217 I can't drive this thing for one more minute. 678 00:39:49,377 --> 00:39:52,217 I'm injured, you're useless, we need each other. 679 00:39:56,297 --> 00:39:59,697 Well, that was easy. Good, good, good. 680 00:39:59,857 --> 00:40:02,697 This is going to be fine, like Driving Miss Daisy, 681 00:40:02,857 --> 00:40:04,737 only without all that civil rights bullshit. 682 00:40:04,897 --> 00:40:06,977 Shut up! 683 00:40:09,497 --> 00:40:13,897 '..gas in our gas stations. We've endured 24 hours of chaos. 684 00:40:14,057 --> 00:40:17,097 'But as of this moment, the police are back in control. 685 00:40:18,177 --> 00:40:20,417 'All crime will be punished.' Ow! 686 00:40:20,537 --> 00:40:22,977 'If you looted, we will find you. 687 00:40:24,137 --> 00:40:28,217 'If you've escaped from prison, we will hunt you down.' Floor it, babe. 688 00:40:28,337 --> 00:40:31,617 'Life continues as it always has.' 689 00:40:31,737 --> 00:40:34,057 I promise this is not the end. 690 00:40:34,217 --> 00:40:37,817 God bless you, God bless the United States of America, 691 00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:39,217 and God bless humanity. 692 00:40:40,737 --> 00:40:42,897 We are all in this together. 693 00:40:43,017 --> 00:40:44,097 And we're clear. 694 00:40:47,297 --> 00:40:51,417 That was amazing, Mr President. Just what the people needed, sir. 695 00:40:51,577 --> 00:40:58,857 That thing we talked about earlier? Let's do it. Yes, Mr President. 696 00:40:59,017 --> 00:41:03,417 And, like you said, they're going to need a leader. Won't they? 697 00:41:03,537 --> 00:41:05,177 Yes, they will, sir. 698 00:41:28,137 --> 00:41:33,137 Jamie. Jamie, please, wake up. Mate... 699 00:41:35,137 --> 00:41:36,497 I think we're in trouble. 700 00:41:38,417 --> 00:41:40,737 What happened? Where are we? 701 00:41:40,897 --> 00:41:43,897 I don't know, but it's... but it's some sort of horror film. 702 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,217 I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent... 703 00:41:55,257 --> 00:41:57,857 Well, hey, Ariel! Long time, no see. 704 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:03,457 Now, um, give me one good reason why 705 00:42:03,577 --> 00:42:06,377 I shouldn't rip your balls off. 706 00:42:10,457 --> 00:42:13,257 She's not going to do it, can see it in her eyes. Whoa! 707 00:42:13,377 --> 00:42:15,177 Sex is a natural urge. 708 00:42:15,297 --> 00:42:18,017 Well, I put a lid on it. I'M OK. 709 00:42:18,137 --> 00:42:19,577 What? 710 00:42:21,177 --> 00:42:22,417 Look out! 711 00:42:22,537 --> 00:42:23,777 Don't you move a muscle, missy. 712 00:42:23,897 --> 00:42:25,657 I see no evidence of a miracle. 713 00:42:27,617 --> 00:42:30,137 You know what? I love being a cop. 714 00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:33,403 Some guy says that you're a terrorist. You're not, are you? 715 00:42:33,404 --> 00:42:34,489 So Spike's missing? 716 00:42:34,490 --> 00:42:36,347 Scotty, you have to find out. How do you know my name? 717 00:42:36,417 --> 00:42:38,356 They call me the white horse. 718 00:42:38,357 --> 00:42:39,642 Shut up! 719 00:42:40,376 --> 00:43:10,485 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru.