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NARRATOR:
Previously on "Wynonna Earp"...
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Bulshar...
- My husband's true name.
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Waverly! It's coming.
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Please don't hurt us
and don't ever cross a mother.
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SCREAMS
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DOC: Did you give our daughter
a name?
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WYNONNA:
Her first name is Alice.
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WAVERLY:
No one said parenthood was easy.
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BOBO:
It's time to grow up.
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HELICOPTER SWIRLS OVERHEAD
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WYNONNA:
Fine, you were right.
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Bulshar's back.
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Now what do we do about it...
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Mama?
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I can't believe we're back here,
of all places.
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She knows what she's doing in there.
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Right?
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Ever since her and Doc
gave the baby up
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she's been...
- Determined.
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Relentless.
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I've never seen her so... focussed.
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Yeah, she's probably fine.
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And drunk.
- So drunk.
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WAVERLY SIGHS
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C'mon, Wynonna.
Don't Earp this up.
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MUSIC: "That Was The Whiskey"
by Antigone Rising
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♪ Like a brown-eyed belle
from the deep deep south ♪
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♪ That was the whiskey
- That was the whiskey ♪
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♪ Well that girl might have looked
a helluva lot like me ♪
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♪ But don't believe
everything you see ♪
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♪ That was the whiskey. ♪
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That's how you Earp it,
girls and boys!
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SHE WRETCHES
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You don't even like
the Dragunov.
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You said "it lacks grace".
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I don't need grace.
I need steely, Soviet precision.
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NICOLE SCOFFS
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WYNONNA GROANS
- DOOR SLAMS
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I believe I had a beer!
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Yeah, a beer's not
the only thing you're missing.
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NED:
Right?
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She's completely lost
her baby boobs.
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You know, I'm taking the night off!
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Don't you clowns ever take the night off?
- Oh, I get it.
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You've had a rough year, eh, Wynonna?
- Shut up.
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I heard it died.
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I said shut your dirty revenant mouth.
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All it took to break the heir
was a freakin' pregnancy.
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MYSTICAL MUSIC
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Well, I'm not pregnant anymore.
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INTENSE THRILLING MUSIC
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WYNONNA GROANS
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WYNONNA GROANS
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Hey, you got a runner.
- I've also got a gun.
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UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES
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GUNFIRE
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Was that the Dragunov? Nice.
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Yeah, "Soviet precision"?
You barely grazed him.
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Wow, so competitive.
- So cocky!
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Yo! PDA!
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Focus!
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WYNONNA YELLS
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Welcome to the Dollshouse.
Population: your spine.
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GUNFIRE
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Boom!
- I'm gonna make you eat that!
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DOC:
How rude!
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He's a vegetarian.
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We did it!
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She did it.
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I'd ask about Bulshar
and where he is, but...
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Get bent.
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Get dead.
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GUNFIRE
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DOLLS:
I'm starting to think
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these revenants don't know
where Bulshar is.
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DOC:
We'll find him. We have to.
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WYNONNA:
Boys...
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we got the Ghost River Triangle
under control.
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LOUD BANG
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Stupid Pussy Willows!
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EERIE TENSE MUSIC
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RADAR BEEPS
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Lonnie, you been holding that
radar gun in your lap all night?
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Boy, did you wanna have
a family someday?
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Whoa.
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Hold that thought, son.
We got a live one.
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RADAR BEEPS
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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We didn't even clock 'em.
- Heads up.
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Jó reggelt.
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Is this the Ghost River Triangle?
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Well, I suppose that would depend
on who's asking.
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Your master.
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Aren't you going to invite us in?
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Of course, masters.
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OTTO LAUGHS
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Come on in.
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It's about time
we had some vampires up in here.
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Oh, buck up, Lonnie.
You're gonna miss the party.
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BIRDS SING
- PEACEFUL MUSIC
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NICOLE:
Morning, Waves.
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WAVES GROANS
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Morning, bonus blankets.
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NICOLE:
You sleep OK?
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Yeah.
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I had the weirdest dream
that you were married.
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Really? Because I had a really weird
dream that you were making out
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with a hot revenant
in a hot tub.
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That sounds like a nightmare.
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THEY GIGGLE
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It really was a nightmare
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fighting with you.
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Yeah, but...
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The making up part...
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Yeah, well...
- It was pretty good.
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DISTANT YELLING
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Wait. Wait, one sec.
- No.
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One second.
- Waves, no.
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No.
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DISTANT YELLING
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The barn door's open.
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Was she out there all night?
- Oh, God, again?
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YELLING CONTINUES
- NICOLE: Hey.
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Go.
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PHONE RINGS
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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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Hey, Sherriff.
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What?
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TENSE MUSIC
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Hit me.
- I have been.
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You fight like you're 180 years old.
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I'm 166.
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Then move like it, Grandma.
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PEACEFUL EERIE MUSIC
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There you are.
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That's it?
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No sasparilla soaked clapback
about my form?
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My form that I worked my arse off
getting back into shape.
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You look great.
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Almost like it never happened at all.
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Have you two been at it all night?
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Training all night?
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This is not healthy.
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Even superheroes need sleep.
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Well I doubt Bulshar's out there
tucked up in his jammies, so...
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Well I think we haven't seen
hide nor hair of him for...
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four months?
- 19 weeks.
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It's been 19 weeks.
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I have to go open up the bar.
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Earps.
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WAVERLY:
You OK?
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Bruised in all the right places.
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That bad, huh?
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He won't touch me unless we're training
and he won't talk to me unless he's angry.
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So I keep him training and angry.
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Doc just needs time.
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That's the one thing
I don't think we have.
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Breaking this knob gobblin' curse
will help, too.
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WYNONNA GIGGLES
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So we keep looking for Bulshar
and keep sending revenants back to hell.
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What else can we do, right?
- Keep the faith
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about Doc?
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He loves you, Wynonna.
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We all do.
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Hey, sorry to interrupt.
- Right? That's my move...
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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Is it a Black Badge case?
- No more Black Badge.
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Is it an "us" case?
- I'd say it's all hands on deck.
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OK, uh... We'll follow you there.
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And, we're back at the Pussy.
- God.
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Can't remember the last time I was in here.
- Right?
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You were here last night.
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Thought that vomit smelt familiar.
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You know, Mama used to love this place
back when it was the County Line Saloon.
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I used to wonder whether she'd left us
to tour the rodeo circuit full time
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with her magical Pegasus, Jellybean.
- Jellybean.
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Jesusbean!
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Wynonna. Waverly.
- WAVERLY: Hi.
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What the hell, Nedley?
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If you're going for creepy,
that neckerchief takes it to the next level.
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It's European. You like it?
I'm trying to make a good impression.
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On who? Mr Darcy?
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Pride and Prejudice?
Flouncy Netherfield Ball?
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It's more of a disco.
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You don't wanna be here.
You shouldn't be here.
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Why? What's happened?
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TENSE EERIE MUSIC
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Whatever it is, we deal.
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Unless it's an army of Jason Momoas
that have been cloned.
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I will handle that solo.
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She's such a giver.
- I hope Aquaman is, too.
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Nicole's already inside.
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You'll see.
And, girls, I promise ya...
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They didn't do this.
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OK... Good to know.
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What's up with him?
Who's "they"?
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I guess the shrooms I've been slipping
into his coffee have finally kicked in.
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Come on, Emily Bronte.
- It's Jane Austen.
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NICOLE:
There are more bodies outside.
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WYNONNA:
This is new.
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WAVERLY:
Really new. We were just here.
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WYNONNA:
Almost like it's a message
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wouldn't you say?
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As far as we can tell,
they all died simultaneously.
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Stabbed by some sort of serrated blade.
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Do you think they were possessed?
Like they did it to themselves?
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Then where's the murder weapon?
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And who arranged the bodies afterwards?
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WAVERLY:
Arranged?
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They've been displayed very deliberately.
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In a pattern.
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WAVERLY:
God.
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Even for Purgatory, this is bad.
I've never seen anything like this.
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NICOLE:
I have.
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Black Badge Divison's been tracking
these massacres since the 1920s.
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WAVERLY: Massacres?
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They call it the "Cult of Bulshar".
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Anyone else up for more vomiting?
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MUSIC GROWS TENSE AND FADES
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WAVERLY:
Sixteen in total? All employees?
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NICOLE:
And some vagrants in the alley
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and some customers.
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But we think it happened
just before opening.
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WYNONNA: Hold up.
How long have you been working
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with Black Badge on this?
- OK, it's not like that.
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EERIE MUSIC
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When I first heard the name "Bulshar"
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when Faux Mercedes said it
right before you shot the widows...
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Yeah I did.
- It twigged something in me.
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It's like I heard it before so...
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I asked Dolls and he gave me
some old BBD files.
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Dolls?
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Yeah.
- Agent Xavier Pamela Dolls?
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Pretty sure his middle name's not Pamela.
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You know what it is?
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OK, the "Cult of Bulshar",
as in Bulshar?
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I.e. Sherriff Clootie, a.k.a the demon
who cursed our family?
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Sweetie, do you know another Bulshar?
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I know Wyatt Earp shot him
and had him entombed!
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Until his spider wives
and our friend Bobo let him out.
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Good times...
- No, no, I'm saying that...
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Bulshar's been in the ground
for 130 years
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he couldn't have spearheaded a killing cult.
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Maybe he had admirers.
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More bitches in black
eager to do his bidding?
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WAVERLY:
Oh my God, have you seen this?
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NICOLE GASPS
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Nicole! It's OK.
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Hey, come on.
Let's go get you some water.
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MUSIC FADES
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Revenant, demon
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horny flock of Jason Momoas,
come out, come out, whatever you are.
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00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,520
TENSE ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC
254
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:22,736
Hey, bud.
255
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,591
If you're looking for your eight seconds
of glory on the mechanical bull
256
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:26,901
she's currently out of order
257
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,358
due to a hella homicide spree.
258
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,069
Also, there was some puke.
259
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,490
HAND SLAMS
260
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,171
Wynonna's in denial
and training herself to death.
261
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:46,337
Doc's all sad eyes and quiet mouth
and you
262
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,005
who's usually my rock...
263
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,717
having a panic attack?
264
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,508
Not that it's about me.
265
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,722
INHALES SHARPLY
266
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:57,724
EXHALES DEEPLY
267
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,225
Keep it together, Earp.
268
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,891
Earp-ish.
269
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,656
Nicole?
270
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,859
You OK in there?
271
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,540
NICOLE:
Mhmm.
272
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,578
WAVERLY GASPS
273
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,242
You made me pee a little.
274
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,040
Least I'm in the right place for it.
275
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,498
Oh, are you hiding in here?
- I don't hide.
276
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,134
I wait.
277
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,594
It's OK, you're...
You're safe now, OK?
278
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,638
You're alive.
279
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,515
Not exactly.
280
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,257
CHILLING MUSIC
281
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,936
Did you kill them?
- No.
282
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,190
Are you going to kill us?
- Probably not.
283
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,979
Super cool of you.
284
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,894
We need you. As tribute.
285
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:51,069
You are so beautiful.
286
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,243
WAVERLY GASPS
287
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,488
And you can't even see it.
288
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:57,995
Her name's Petra
289
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,539
and she's a vampire.
290
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,749
And I love her.
291
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,670
Right?
292
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,837
Best crime scene ever!
293
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,713
PANTING
294
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,549
EERIE MUSIC
295
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:15,927
WYNONNA: Oh, of course!
296
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,016
Waverly, I gotta jet!
297
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,721
Got one mother of an errand to run.
298
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,601
Fire! Hellfire!
299
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,027
LAUGHTER
300
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:34,904
No fire.
301
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,703
Not in here.
302
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,286
Not currently.
303
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,991
I really do miss the days
when you could...
304
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,077
justshootaman
for laughing at ya.
305
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,090
GLASS SLAMS ON BAR
306
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,297
DISTANT COMMOTION
307
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,729
Word of warning:
308
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:06,265
in this establishment
we do not bother to call 9-1-1.
309
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,235
MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES
310
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,737
OK, yeah, it's not One Direction.
311
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,277
Almost shot ya.
312
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,245
The hell you doing in my basement?
313
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,286
OK, I lied, it was One Direction.
314
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,959
But... I'm just...
315
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,453
Tweaking Dolls' drugs.
316
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:29,756
Yeah.
317
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,713
And if I may say,
although it hurts me to do so physically...
318
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:34,928
Jeremy.
319
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,006
You look slightly less dapper
than usual.
320
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,142
You still not sleeping?
321
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,811
It is hard to sleep when the demon
who cursed the Earps is still out there.
322
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,931
You ever heard of
male post-partum depression?
323
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,276
It's a thing.
324
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,361
JEREMY SNIFFS
325
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,904
Did you leave
the waffle maker on again?
326
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,240
HEAVY BREATHING NOISE
327
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,443
EERIE TENSE MUSIC
328
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:05,165
This is not smoke,
it is fog.
329
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,834
Kind of sexy fog.
330
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,329
DISTANT INDISTINCT VOICES
331
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,218
Vampires?
332
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,505
In Purgatory?
333
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,134
More critically, in my damn bar.
334
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,943
Jeremy, run!
335
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,111
Doc!
336
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,446
Doc!
337
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,487
I am so honoured to serve you, my liege.
338
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,121
I have to ask: thoughts on Twilight?
339
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,629
PRISON BUZZER SOUNDS
340
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,340
INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT
341
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,379
SOMBRE ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC
342
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,947
Look, I know you told me
not to come back here, but...
343
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,411
we need to talk.
344
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,740
About... him.
345
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,790
So start talking, Mama.
346
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,300
Mama?
347
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,751
So this is what I get?
The silent treatment?
348
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,050
That's real mature.
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't important.
349
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,340
OK, there's been a murder.
350
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,516
Actually, a lot of murder.
351
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,343
Like a buttload of murder.
352
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,724
Think it has to do with a cult.
353
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,393
The cult of Bulshar.
354
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,272
You've said his name to me before,
remember last time?
355
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,949
He put a curse on our family.
- No, no.
356
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,735
He put a curse on the Earps.
357
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,779
Oh, great, well you married one.
358
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,033
More the reason I was known
for my big hair.
359
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,626
And my big...
- Mama...
360
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,170
Wit. And not my big brains.
361
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,380
How are you connected to Bulshar?
362
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,710
The voice tells me things
about him.
363
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,305
Quiet!
364
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,639
I need you now.
365
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,799
Waverly needs you now.
366
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,890
You're gonna get your little sister killed.
- I can end the curse.
367
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,105
No!
368
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,060
Mama! Stay down!
369
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,150
It's fine. Mama...
370
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,520
My daughters are off limits,
do you hear me?
371
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,780
Mum!
372
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,158
METAL GRATES
373
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:51,035
You sleep half your lives away
and are utterly helpless while doing so.
374
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,993
Amazing you mortals have survived this long.
- Well...
375
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,745
I would hate to have missed
whatever this is.
376
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,504
We've been hearing rumours for months
377
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,927
that John Henry Holliday
is back from the dead.
378
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,301
Well, dead feels pretty relative
these days.
379
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:11,803
What do you want with him?
- Doc Holliday is a rogue.
380
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,230
A legend.
381
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:18,896
He stole, swore and screwed his way
through the frontier.
382
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,645
Guilty as charged.
383
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:25,699
We think he'd be a wonderful addition
to our little blood-sucking menagerie.
384
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,698
You wanna recruit me?
- Mhmm.
385
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,079
More like, turn you.
386
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,203
Into what?
387
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:39,038
You'd get to experience pleasure
you've never even thought of.
388
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,924
And I know you.
- You know me?
389
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,378
We know Doc is a dilettante
390
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,927
with a taste for,
well, everything.
391
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,258
What's the catch?
392
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,887
I mean, besides finding myself
bound to the apparatus
393
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,354
of an ecdysiast.
394
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:03,775
You have to prove you're actually him.
- And how, pray tell, will I do that?
395
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,451
ELECTRIC DEVICE CHARGES
396
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:11,654
Endure.
397
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,080
ELECTRICITY SPARKS
- DOC SCREAMS
398
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,703
She's clearly over-medicated
or under-medicated.
399
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,251
Hearing voices, that's new.
400
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,624
And why hasn't she had
a parole hearing in eight years?
401
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,205
Because she's batshit crazy.
402
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:25,445
Michelle insisted she didn't wanna leave.
- I want access to all her medical records.
403
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,801
I see no reason to release 'em.
404
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,634
Your mother's sister, your Aunt Gus Gibson,
has power of attorney
405
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,841
whereas you,
her shit-disturbing felon daughter...
406
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,267
...is a US ranking marshall
407
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,937
working a cross-border taskforce
at a very high-level government agency.
408
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,023
Who are you?
409
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,474
My boss.
- Her partner.
410
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,776
So, Warden...
411
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,479
Michelle Gibson's files, please.
412
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:47,947
A lot of stuff has been redacted.
413
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,992
How long have you known
that Mama was here?
414
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,073
That I'd been visiting?
415
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:57,498
You tailed me?
416
00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:00,335
I mean, you've been sneaking away
a lot lately.
417
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,376
I thought, you know, because
you needed some space.
418
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,090
After the baby.
419
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,550
I... I thought you'd be madder.
420
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:15,099
I thought you didn't do dairy.
- Sometimes you need a cheeseburger.
421
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,101
What was the official charge?
422
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,358
You don't know what she's in for?
- No.
423
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,607
I remember she got taken away
and I remember Daddy ordering us
424
00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:29,656
to tell Waverly
that she'd run off "voluntarily".
425
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:33,027
Six months later, dear Daddy was dead,
at my hand.
426
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:39,916
Mama's talked about Bulshar in the past
and now he's back and he's making moves.
427
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,077
Big, bloody moves.
- Yeah, maybe.
428
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:45,331
But these massacres have been happening
for years before without him.
429
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,957
There was someone at the scene...
430
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,383
He did not look like a choir boy.
431
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,761
So Bulshar has help.
- So do I.
432
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:54,807
Earp...
433
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:57,092
ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC
434
00:23:58,896 --> 00:23:59,896
Wynonna...
435
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,358
CAR ENGINE STARTS
436
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,533
Talk about a full meal deal.
437
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:22,794
TENSE MUSIC
438
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,670
Vampires. Of course,
eventually it would be vampires.
439
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,134
What happened to
"Doc Holliday was a legend"?
440
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:33,553
Legends get tested.
441
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,552
Please.
- Please?
442
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:44,639
Are you pleading?
- I'm telling you I do not want this.
443
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:46,895
I don't care what you want!
444
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,447
Fine, we'll take a break.
445
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:57,160
Besides, there's no way my kin will believe
this quivering mass of boy
446
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,407
is Doc Holliday.
447
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,289
So...
448
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:03,412
You came all the way to Purgatory
for me?
449
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:04,868
Uh, please.
450
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,872
We came for the show
to observe when he takes his power back.
451
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,295
Bulshar...
- Shh!
452
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,839
He's not to be trifled with.
453
00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:15,845
Everyone must pay him fealty
454
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,218
if they plan to...
- Endure.
455
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:21,009
Me and my team
aren't going anywhere.
456
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:25,222
Teams are for children and stickball.
457
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,602
You'll all be separated.
458
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:31,024
The old ones, he'll take for his purposes.
- Old ones?
459
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,280
And the rest?
460
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:34,398
Vampire chow.
461
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:38,652
You'll find you have underestimated
the gumption of the people of this territory.
462
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,821
And myself, yet again.
463
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:43,583
Again?
464
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:48,962
Oh come now, this whole set-up
feels awfully personal.
465
00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:50,831
Intimate, even.
466
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:55,589
I'm starting to wonder
if we are not friends.
467
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:02,718
Since when does Doc Holliday
care about friends?
468
00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:06,183
Countessa?
469
00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:08,608
SHE GASPS
470
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:12,936
DOC GROANS
471
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,773
And you're still an asshole!
472
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:28,744
What the... fog?
473
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,838
EERIE TENSE MUSIC
474
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:37,678
WYNONNA COUGHS
475
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:40,680
Sexy fog.
476
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:49,723
SHE REPEATS:
Please be a surprise Rihanna concert.
477
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:58,366
HE SCREAMS
478
00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,651
Fire up the Jeep!
We gotta warn everyone
479
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:02,263
they're responsible
for the murder buttload.
480
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,576
What? Who?
- Vampires! I just took one out in the barn.
481
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:13,546
Nobody told me Taco Tuesday
was now a formal affair.
482
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:17,008
You guys, she bitch-stabbed hot Kamen!
- What? He was so hot!
483
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,710
Why isn't she glamoured?
484
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,013
Are you?
485
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,132
When are humans
gonna stop their rampant prejudice
486
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:26,013
against vampires,
who are the best?
487
00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,181
NICOLE STRIKES WYNONNA
488
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,725
Oh!
- Right now.
489
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,815
Ha! Nice one, babe.
490
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,225
JEREMY:
Shall we finish the job?
491
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:36,853
I am keen to impress my liege, Ebbe.
492
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,443
Liege? Yeah, that can't be right.
493
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,987
But we can't kill Wynonna.
We love Wynonna.
494
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:43,411
Well...
495
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:46,491
And we're not allowed to hurt her,
remember? Petra said so.
496
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,077
So what do we do?
- Easy.
497
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:53,203
We get her ready
and then we deliver her...
498
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:54,881
in that.
499
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:57,836
DISTANT DISCO MUSIC
500
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,516
WOMAN CHUCKLES
501
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:08,059
I am so proud of you, Sheriff.
502
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:12,355
You're gonna be such a good vampire.
- You, son, are gonna be delicious.
503
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:13,977
LAUGHTER
504
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,109
JEREMY:
Oh, come here.
505
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,358
How long has that slinky little number
been hiding at the back of your closet?
506
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:21,906
Well, I was saving it
for our one-year anniversary, but...
507
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,275
this is so much more important.
508
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,368
This is royal wedding level.
509
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,116
And we're here...
510
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:31,324
together, for now.
511
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:36,462
I love you, Waverly Earp,
and nothing will ever tear us apart.
512
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:41,426
But, if it has to be something,
at least it's hot European vampires.
513
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,262
Totally.
514
00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:46,757
But I don't think
I can watch you get eaten.
515
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:50,643
Be a victim.
- I've never been a victim.
516
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:54,894
I'm a survivor.
No, I'm the survivor.
517
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,728
OTTO:
Thank you.
518
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,185
Thank you.
519
00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:01,525
Kšszšnšm.
Please enjoy yourselves this evening.
520
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,532
One way or another,
it will be your last.
521
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,946
LAUGHTER
522
00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:07,827
You may not realise it
523
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,947
but this place you call home
is special.
524
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:12,915
Haunted, yes.
525
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,576
But also blessed.
526
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,959
It is a tragedy that this triangle
has been wasted
527
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:22,960
on you ranch dressing,
smothering masses of flesh.
528
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:23,960
LAUGHTER
529
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,512
Though we appreciate the obvious
efforts you've made
530
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,009
to fatten yourselves up.
531
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:29,341
LAUGHTER
532
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,264
Do you think he's nearly finished?
My spanx are riding up.
533
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,720
OTTO:
The good news is...
534
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,272
he will return to save this place.
535
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:40,022
And we are here to watch him do so.
536
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,312
Ha ha ha!
537
00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:47,317
Ooh! You went bowtie!
- You gotta rock out with your knot out.
538
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,406
Hey, where's Wynonna?
539
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,533
I kinda promised Ebbe
that I knew her.
540
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:52,623
Hey!
541
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,450
Oh, so cute!
- Yeah.
542
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,661
I think we're getting to first base tonight.
543
00:29:58,588 --> 00:29:59,954
DOLLS:
Oh, no, no.
544
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:03,875
KNOCKS ON COFFIN
545
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:04,969
WYNONNA SQUEALS
546
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,137
Oh shit!
547
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,763
That was more cramped than
the canoe I lost my virginity in.
548
00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:10,696
We're in the basement
of the Gardner house.
549
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:11,803
WYNONNA SIGHS
550
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,941
I really hope it was Waverly who dressed me
but the gloves scream Jeremy.
551
00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:17,976
WYNONNA INHALES DEEPLY
552
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,149
There are vampires in Purgatory.
- Yeah. There are.
553
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,297
They tried to attack me in my truck
but then I got away.
554
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,186
Got away how?
555
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,842
Rest of our friends and the whole town
are under some sort of spell.
556
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,635
It's like with one touch
they can control them.
557
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,579
It's like they turn into
vampire-loving groupies.
558
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:32,954
I spent a month on tour
with Nine Inch Nails, I get it.
559
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:36,040
But guess what?
We can kill them. With this.
560
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:41,538
Nocturnal Exsanguinator Clearance?
- Black Badge issued my NECK kit
561
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,290
first day in division,
never had a chance to use it.
562
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:45,384
Until right now!
563
00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:47,189
"Kill the vampire
who's glamoured a civilian
564
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,758
and the civilian will return
to their senses".
565
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,468
We're gonna need more stakes.
566
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,763
MUSIC:
"Let's Shake" by Arum Rae
567
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:15,601
Waverly called me the guest of honour.
568
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:17,389
You'd better make
one hell of an entrance.
569
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,376
GLASS TAPPING
570
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:23,796
It is time.
571
00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:28,718
Everyone who is a descendant
of the original Purgatory families
572
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:32,672
those who lived in terror under Bulshar
when he was Sheriff Clootie
573
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:34,553
and then stood by
574
00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:39,937
as Wyatt Earp and Robert Svane
shot and entombed him -
575
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:44,184
please make your way
into the VIP area.
576
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:48,900
What do I do? I'm not really an Earp.
- So? They don't know that.
577
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,356
Hey! Could I pass for an Earp?
578
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:52,576
Probably not.
579
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:53,953
This isn't right!
580
00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:56,032
OTTO:
VIPs will be offered
581
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,706
up to Bulshar himself,
as a tribute.
582
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,163
For him to do with what he may.
583
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,332
The rest of you are for us...
584
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:05,589
to eat.
585
00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:06,966
GLASS SMASHES
586
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:09,883
I'll tell you what you can eat.
587
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:10,928
A dick.
588
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:12,215
CROWD MURMURS
589
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:13,431
I beg your pardon?
590
00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:18,055
You heard what I said.
Don't make me say it again. Please.
591
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:21,224
Darling, how do you expect
to defeat Bulshar
592
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,646
when you can't even resist us?
593
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,581
Hold that thought, Vengabus.
Waverly, who's your favourite vampire?
594
00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:27,769
I gotta go with Petra.
595
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,302
How could she choose just one?
- Dolls!
596
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:33,783
SPEAR FIRED
597
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:35,035
EXPLOSION
598
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:37,445
THRILLING MUSIC
599
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,535
Holy Holy water!
600
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,625
CROWD SCREAMS
601
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:42,960
Earp!
602
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:46,088
Hey, sexy.
603
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,298
GUNFIRE
604
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,800
GUNFIRE
605
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:52,553
Dolls!
606
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,340
NEDLEY:
Get out of our town!
607
00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,799
Purgatory is for the living... mostly.
608
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,560
EXPLOSION
609
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,609
You will serve us. Protect us.
610
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:10,941
Always.
611
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,565
Ooh, treasonous.
612
00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,741
Does that mean there's an opening
on the VIP roster?
613
00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:21,743
That's my girlfriend,
you blood-sucking bitch!
614
00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:24,958
Damn straight!
615
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:26,712
EXPLOSION
616
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,079
INDISTINCT SHOUTING
617
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:30,799
EXPLOSION
618
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:34,697
Speaking of your godawful moustache,
when's the last time you saw Doc?
619
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:35,721
Dunno.
620
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:36,971
TENSE MUSIC
621
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:43,057
John Henry Holliday,
the greatest gunslinger that ever lived.
622
00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:44,637
I will not get ate
623
00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:47,223
while tied to a stripper pole.
624
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:49,860
Hopefully.
625
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:53,483
DOC GROANS
626
00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:56,858
POLE CREAKS
627
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:05,918
God.
628
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,681
KATE:
It's all gone to shit.
629
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,597
They're killing everyone out there.
630
00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:26,855
KATE GASPS
631
00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:28,018
You're free.
632
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:30,776
And bleeding.
633
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,104
It is you.
634
00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:41,990
What have they done to you?
635
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,197
What I don't want them
to do to you.
636
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,618
Whatever happens, stay here.
637
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:50,754
DOOR SHUTS
638
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,538
THRILLING MUSIC
639
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,231
Countessa!
640
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:10,899
GUNFIRE
641
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,277
SOMBRE MUSIC
642
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,193
You'll never take the shot.
643
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,479
SAFETY CLICKS
644
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:17,935
You don't have it in you anymore.
645
00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:21,112
No wonder Wyatt left you to die.
646
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:22,578
GUNFIRE
647
00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:27,490
I never could abide your taunting.
648
00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:30,663
I did come back for you.
649
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,552
The plasma parfait was a bust.
650
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:44,883
EXPLOSION
651
00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:47,684
Don't worry.
652
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:48,928
I'm fine.
653
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:52,774
No, not Ebbe!
I think he actually liked me.
654
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,819
Wait, why is Doc shirtless?
655
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:02,576
WYNONNA CHUCKLES
656
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:07,322
Hey, you OK?
- I am now.
657
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:09,541
Nice form.
658
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:11,794
Very nice.
659
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,502
I'm still getting back into it.
660
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,757
DOLLS:
Psst, looks like you forgot one.
661
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,340
TENSE MUSIC
662
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:34,349
Shoulda stayed in Sweden, Abba.
- I am from Hungary.
663
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,817
Hungary for a di...?
- Wynonna.
664
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:41,113
You know Bulshar.
Do you know what he did to my family?
665
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:42,700
HE LAUGHS
666
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:44,192
An endless curse.
667
00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:48,701
All whom Wyatt Earp killed
rise from the dead as revenants.
668
00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:51,369
And his chosen descendant
hunts them down
669
00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:53,000
again and again.
670
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:56,704
Elegant. Bulshar's wrath will not be.
671
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,002
Why is he here?
- To finish what he started
672
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:00,333
over a century ago.
673
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:02,130
HE LAUGHS
674
00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:04,379
I will die before I tell you anything else.
675
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,594
Well, that will be up to him.
676
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:12,261
No. No, I can't face him empty-handed.
677
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:15,056
Well then give him this from me.
678
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:19,602
And do let him know I'm coming for him.
679
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,693
You really are a stupid girl.
680
00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,066
Least I'm not "over" like vampires.
681
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,825
Oh, and also,
we're keeping your stripper bus.
682
00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:32,080
DRAMATIC ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC
683
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:36,543
Bulshar... Master... We had them.
684
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,334
The old families, the originals.
685
00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:43,877
But the Earp slag, Wyatt's heir,
got in the way.
686
00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:46,595
There are many ways
to serve Bulshar.
687
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:50,516
You will show others the path.
688
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:52,936
OTTO GROANS
689
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,076
DOOR CLICKS OPEN, THEN CLOSES
690
00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:13,535
Whiskey, neat.
691
00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,498
God, it feels good to say that again.
- I bet.
692
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,415
Even if it is 10am.
- Oh.
693
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,002
It's never a wrong time for whiskey
694
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,720
except when there is none
at your disposal.
695
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:32,470
PEACEFUL MUSIC
696
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,026
To another day...
697
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:52,448
on God's green earth
698
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,455
spent fighting, no less.
699
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,542
To victory in the face of vampires.
700
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:01,755
To Alice.
701
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:06,677
Always.
702
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,089
EMOTIONAL MUSIC
703
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:30,945
What's gotten into you?
704
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:33,277
Something I thought was lost.
705
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,866
Well, welcome back, Holliday.
706
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,039
WYNONNA:
And the townspeople?
707
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,293
DOLLS:
Nedley's on it.
708
00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:43,983
WAVERLY:
Well, if my head's any indication
709
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:46,920
they'll get foggy on the vampy details
of what happened soon enough.
710
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,878
How did it feel
to get glamoured?
711
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:51,762
Mhm, warm.
712
00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:54,177
Yeah, tingly.
- Like peeing in the shower?
713
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:59,053
In the barn, when Kamen attacked you,
you didn't get...
714
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:00,099
Nothing.
715
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:02,060
Did Peacemaker protect you?
- Maybe.
716
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:04,521
You two? What happened?
717
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,484
Nothin' I ain't seen before.
718
00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,520
Petra tried to glamour me
at the truck...
719
00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:10,109
my truck, multiple times, but...
720
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:14,235
But you are basically a dragon
so you aren't susceptible to her charms.
721
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:16,198
Yeah, something like that.
722
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:19,706
What I heard: more booze for everyone.
- Not for you.
723
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:23,373
You have to drive Waverly home.
You have something to talk about.
724
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,879
Right?
- Do I have a choice?
725
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:27,964
You always make the right one, Earp.
726
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,085
Most of the time.
727
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:34,676
C'mon, baby girl.
I'll explain in the truck.
728
00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:39,761
WAVERLY:
Oh, thank you.
729
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:42,020
Nicole's still working?
- Yeah.
730
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,982
This one really shook her up.
- Hmm.
731
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:46,816
DRAMATIC SOLEMN MUSIC
732
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,856
Hmm, burning the breakfast oil?
733
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:55,818
Good morning, Vietnamese?
734
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,572
How's it going?
- Hard to complain when they can't.
735
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,125
NICOLE:
Look at them.
736
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:03,792
They didn't even see it coming.
737
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:08,543
Yeah, it's tough cases like these,
cases where there are no survivors.
738
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,130
That's just it, Dolls. I'm...
739
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:16,930
I'm starting to think there was
a Cult of Bulshar survivor once.
740
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:20,394
And it was me.
741
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,681
CAR RADIO PLAYS COUNTRY MUSIC
742
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:27,275
WAVERLY:
You're pregnant.
743
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,692
WYNONNA:
Hell to the no.
744
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:31,006
WAVERLY:
Colluded with Russia to steal an election?
745
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:31,895
Nyet.
746
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,858
Oh, you lost my limited edition
sparkle Ugg slippers?
747
00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:36,368
Check your feet.
748
00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:44,116
Whatever Dolls says,
I trust you, Wynonna.
749
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:46,126
You'll tell me when you're ready.
750
00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:50,257
It's about Mama.
751
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:53,135
What about Mama?
752
00:41:57,682 --> 00:41:58,718
A prison pass?
753
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,475
Wynonna, look out!
754
00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:02,728
BRAKES SCREECH
755
00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:04,062
GLASS SMASHES
756
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,931
MUSIC:
"Darkness Falls" by Margaret Lewis.
757
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:33,294
No! There's another one!
My sister's in there!
758
00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:35,755
No! Wynonna!
759
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,296
Wynonna! No!