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I did it!

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Holy shit!

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It…

4
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was…

5
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awesome.

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Start from the top!

7
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I walked into school this morning.

8
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And then I see Colin Corwin.

9
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- Yeah!

10
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{\an8}Jill tastes like beef jerky.

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I see you told everyone
how you begged me to suck face.

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- Classy!
- Ooh!

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Sorry, Jill, but I'm <i>not</i>
gonna be your boyfriend.

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- Oh!
- Don't flatter yourself, Colin Corwin.

15
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I regretted you the second
your sweaty slug lips touched mine.

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Hey, Jill, does your sister taste
like beef jerky too,

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or just… cancer?

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Cold.

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Fight!

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{\an8}Fight! Fight! Fight!

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You're gonna be in so much trouble.

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{\an8}Mr. Corwin!

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{\an8}You cry like a little bitch.

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He asked if I tasted like cancer?

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That's it?

26
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I'd rather have cancer
than cystic fibrosis.

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Boys are just so embarrassing.

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Well, congratulations. You're suspended.

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Again.

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<i>Welcome to
the culinary motherland, San Francisco.</i>

31
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{\an8}<i>♪ I just gotta see it for myself ♪</i>

32
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<i>♪ I'm in the corner
Watching you kiss her ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

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Turmeric.

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Pistachio, fruit of the gods!

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<i>♪ Oh! ♪</i>

37
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<i>♪ I'm giving it my all... ♪</i>

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Back away, girls! Out of the way!

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We shoulda had boys.

40
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You see, the antibiotics aren't working
as well as we'd hoped.

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Hi.

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Izzy, listen. It's Robyn.

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- Ready?
- Ready!

44
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{\an8}Do you really need to go out?
It's your last New Year's with us.

45
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I know.

46
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{\an8}It's also my last New Year's
with my friends.

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{\an8}- I know.
- Bye, love you!

48
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{\an8}- Be safe.
- Mwah! Bye!

49
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{\an8}- Love you.

50
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You ready?

51
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15 minutes to midnight, bitches!

52
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I'm sorry. I have gotta go. I can't…

53
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- I'm so sorry.
- No.

54
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That was so fun.

55
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{\an8}- Sorry. Pardon me. Excuse me.

56
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Three, two, one!

57
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Happy New Year!

58
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I have my knife skills test tomorrow,
and there's just no way for me

59
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to make it in time and I am so, so sorry.

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Holy sh…

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<i>Don't worry, my lad.</i>

62
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<i>Pretty soon, you'll be headed
to the culinary motherland!</i>

63
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He thought it was gonna happen
in 2029, 30 years ago,

64
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so if we can just…

65
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Oh, you're looking at my eye.

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- Your eye? What?
- Yeah. I look like Sloth from <i>The Goonies</i>.

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- No, you don't.
- I know.

68
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- No, you don't.
- Don't worry. It's…

69
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It's just pink eye.

70
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Well, I'm pretty sure
pink eye is, like, super contagious.

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No, that's just a common misconception.

72
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No, really, I think it is.

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Fake news made up by Big Pharma.

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Trust me.

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Your eyes, on the other hand,
are super beautiful.

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{\an8}<i>Your call
has been forwarded to voicemail.</i>

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{\an8}And then he smears butt particles
all over my face.

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{\an8}My face is a butthole.

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{\an8}Call me tomorrow, please.

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I'm up.

81
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<i>Bonjour!</i>

82
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Chef Bastien, who is your favorite chef?

83
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Who is my favorite chef? That is easy.

84
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It is <i>ma mère.</i>

85
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She is so beautiful, she is dead.

86
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Your performance on <i>Top Chef</i>
changed my life.

87
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Ow.

88
00:08:05,541 --> 00:08:08,208
Geoffrey! Eyes on your cake!

89
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Get!

90
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Look at me. Don't look at me.

91
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Look at me.

92
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Never look at me!

93
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Did you just look at me?
Did you just make eye contact with me?

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No, Chef.

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Oh!

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Maybe try saying "corner" next time.

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- You okay?
- Yeah.

98
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Eight hours deseeding
and slicing kumquats?!

99
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Culinary waterboarding.

100
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I can't even remember
the last time I actually made anything,

101
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other than my brekkie burrito.

102
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All I do is measure, deseed, slice,
and pray for the sweet release of death.

103
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An AI robot could
do my job better than me.

104
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<i>You were built for this, my dude.</i>

105
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Let a mofo know.

106
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I will let a mofo know I am homesick,

107
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I'm almost out of savings,
and there's nowhere for me to go

108
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unless a baker quits or retires or dies.

109
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All right, fine, you crazy son of a bitch.

110
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I will fly to San Fran
and murder one of the bakers with you.

111
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How would we do it?

112
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Well, obviously, we'd wrap
my oxygen cord around his neck.

113
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Wow, you answered that so quickly.

114
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Wait, speaking of lack
of oxygen to the brain,

115
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I'm getting drinks
with Equinox Ethan tomorrow.

116
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Isn't that the guy who thinks
that babies can breathe underwater?

117
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He's neurospicy.

118
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Have a little healthy self-love, my guy.

119
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Eh…

120
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You've gotta get on Hinge.

121
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<i>It's amazing.</i>

122
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Except for the part where you feel
like a hideous, unlovable troll

123
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that might match with Ted Bundy.

124
00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:03,082
I've never been drier.

125
00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:06,165
I think I'd rather
just live vicariously through you.

126
00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:07,166
<i>Perfect.</i>

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- Hello?
<i>- Yeah. I'm here.</i>

128
00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:13,957
- Hi.
<i>- No…</i>

129
00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:16,499
I have to tell you something.
Don't freak out.

130
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:17,582
<i>What?</i>

131
00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:21,708
Test results came back.

132
00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:25,332
- Why didn't you call me?
- I literally just did.

133
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,791
<i>They're, uh…
listing me for a lung transplant.</i>

134
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It's lookin' pretty dire.

135
00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,332
They don't know
what they're talking about.

136
00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:39,707
I mean, they've been wrong
every single step of the way.

137
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,790
You're fine, because…

138
00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:44,583
Because you're a superhero.
Have they still not figured that out yet?

139
00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:47,375
Yeah, I guess not.

140
00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,665
- Tsk. I'm gonna come home.
<i>- No.</i>

141
00:10:50,666 --> 00:10:52,082
- I'll look up flights now.
<i>- No.</i>

142
00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:55,374
It's not because of the results.
I miss you. I need to see you.

143
00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:57,832
You're gonna be home
in three weeks for turkey.

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- For the weekend.
<i>- If you do, I will kick you in the tit.</i>

145
00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:04,124
You'll never make baker if you fly home
every time they give us shit news.

146
00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:06,124
- No, I'm...
- You are being so dramatic.

147
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,333
<i>- I'm not being dramatic!</i>
- This is not <i>A Walk to Remember</i>.

148
00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:11,040
But is it <i>A Fault in Our Stars</i>?

149
00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,625
Shailene would def play me in my biopic.

150
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,583
<i>- But no.</i>
- Okay, fine.

151
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:20,416
But I'll see you in three weeks. Turkey!

152
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,125
Jill?

153
00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,332
Yes, my lad?

154
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:33,208
You're the most lovable person
I've ever known.

155
00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:37,958
If you're a bird, I'm a bird, brother.

156
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,125
<i>Call me tomorrow?</i>

157
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Night.

158
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Good night.

159
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:03,083
Jill, look, I want
to be absolutely translucent.

160
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,874
- "Transparent"?
- That too.

161
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:11,040
Uh, listen,
I am down to, like, hang,

162
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:13,457
but not for anything, like, intense.

163
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:17,082
- Oh…
- But I am 100% committed to...

164
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,540
Penetration?

165
00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:20,082
Yes!

166
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:24,124
Oh, my God, yes. Yeah.
We are, like, on the same wavelength.

167
00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,874
We are just over here,
finishing each other's...

168
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,957
Minds!

169
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:32,833
I'm gonna take this.

170
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:42,415
<i>Jill, honey,
you need to come home right now.</i>

171
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:43,957
<i>Call me when you get this.</i>

172
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:50,666
Mom, I'm here.
What's going on? How is she?

173
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Talk to me. What's going on?

174
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- What are they saying?
- She crashed suddenly.

175
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Okay.

176
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Her oxygen levels dropped.

177
00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:03,125
She didn't make it.

178
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,708
Izzy didn't make it.

179
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,250
Okay. What are they saying?

180
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:12,290
Jill, honey…

181
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,625
Mom, where is she?

182
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:15,874
She didn't make it, honey.

183
00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,458
I'm here. Where is she?

184
00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,125
Where is she?

185
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,208
- Jill, honey…
- Where is she?

186
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,040
- Jill.
- Izzy?

187
00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:06,791
<i>Izzy was dealt…</i>

188
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,290
a bullshit hand.

189
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,750
But she never ever complained.

190
00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:19,958
She was beyond that.

191
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:28,250
And she believed
in angels and fate.

192
00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:33,708
In an "order" of things.

193
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,915
I think she would
have really loved Burning Man.

194
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:45,082
So, um… today,

195
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,500
rather than eviscerating this…

196
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,832
order of things that I don't understand,

197
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:54,040
um, I'm gonna try my best.

198
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:57,458
I'm gonna try my best
to make lemonade, like Izzy.

199
00:14:58,291 --> 00:14:59,583
And Beyoncé.

200
00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:07,832
Isabelle could have been alive
a thousand years ago,

201
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,290
or a thousand years from now,

202
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:13,165
but what are the chances
that in all of time, space, humanity,

203
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:16,208
she was alive with <i>us</i>, right?

204
00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:19,916
With me.

205
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:24,666
How lucky are we?
And not only did she and I meet.

206
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:29,625
But…

207
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,916
But we got to eat pancakes.

208
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:40,290
We got to… wiggle out
our little baby teeth together.

209
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,625
We got to paint each other's toenails.

210
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,500
We got to be sisters.

211
00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:53,750
We got to be sisters.

212
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:32,124
<i>My brother in Christ.
We miss you on Whore Island.</i>

213
00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:39,165
<i>My brother in Christ.
We miss you on Whore Island.</i>

214
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,457
<i>Don't forget.
You're more beautiful than Cinderella.</i>

215
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:46,957
<i>You smell like pine needles,
and you have a face like sunshine.</i>

216
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:50,665
<i>When I look at you, my heart is filled
with purple and pink fireworks.</i>

217
00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:51,665
<i>Be ungovernable.</i>

218
00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:53,374
<i>You gotta flop to fly.</i>

219
00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:57,165
<i>We could open a chowder spot
and call it "Bisquey Business."</i>

220
00:16:57,166 --> 00:17:00,707
<i>I just drank all of Mom's rosé
and DMed Jacob Elordi.</i>

221
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:03,458
<i>Maybe he'll think
I'm a Make-a-Wish kid.</i>

222
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,333
<i>Good night, lad. I love you.</i>

223
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:08,499
<i>Call me.</i>

224
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Who is that?

225
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:59,250
I don't know. I just got a new work cell.

226
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:05,540
Yo, Isabella!

227
00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:07,499
It is I, your brother.

228
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,665
I'm sitting here at my bench.

229
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:14,165
I'm looking out at the Golden Gate Bridge.
It's a beautiful night.

230
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,333
I'm drinking champagne…

231
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,874
out of a brown paper bag,

232
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:21,416
and I am missing you.

233
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,540
Oh, my God, I hate this place.

234
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,582
Where are our weirdos, man?

235
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:33,582
You know, I thought SF was gonna be
full of rock-and-roll hippies in drag

236
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:37,415
who love pot and Journey and burritos.

237
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,957
But where the hell is the José's here?
Where are the…?

238
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:45,457
And whose dick do I have to suck

239
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,083
to get a breakfast taco around here?!

240
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:54,249
<i>I love you, brother.</i>

241
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:58,750
<i>You are such a bitch for leaving
before I could tell you that.</i>

242
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,707
We need to talk about boundaries.

243
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:20,790
- Good night, Arthur. See you tomorrow.
- Good night, see ya.

244
00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:22,291
- Hey, Jill?
- Yeah?

245
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,291
You wanna grab a drink?

246
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,332
So, that was a sorta long-ass vacation
you took, Jill.

247
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,375
Oh, my sister sorta…

248
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,374
died.

249
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,915
- Dang.
- Yeah.

250
00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:37,999
Jill, that is hella sad.

251
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,250
Thanks, yeah. So how have you been?

252
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,165
Amazing. Life is just… perfect.

253
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:48,208
Everything is working for me, Jill.
Everything is exactly where it should be.

254
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:49,874
How are you?

255
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,665
I'm done, Wes.

256
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:53,999
- With your cider, or…?
- With us.

257
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,375
What? We're just getting
to know each other.

258
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,957
You've been inside of me for six months.

259
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:03,832
Pastries, baking,
it's a chick thing, traditionally.

260
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,415
But that's so sexist, right?

261
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:07,957
Because I can do anything my mom can do.

262
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:13,541
I am trying to hold space
for your brokenness.

263
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,583
But I deserve secure attachment,

264
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:20,790
not someone who love bombs me
like I'm on <i>The Bachelor,</i>

265
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:25,999
and then the moment that I catch feels
brings me to Buffalo Wild Wings.

266
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,832
- You said you liked wings.
- I lied!

267
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,624
Excuse me, can I get one of those?
Thank you so much.

268
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:32,832
<i>Cheers!</i>

269
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:37,249
God, you're so beautiful.

270
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,750
You're like easily a 6.5.

271
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,040
Like, an SF 6.5, a Kansas ten.

272
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,665
- Do you want another shot?
- Can we get… one more of those?

273
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:47,457
I just wanna
hear you say it, Wes.

274
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,125
You don't know how to love.

275
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:53,083
That's… No. I don't think that... Britt.

276
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:56,290
- Britt, listen. Hey, stop.
- Stop.

277
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:59,499
I'm sorry. I can't claim to understand

278
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,749
all the ways that my trauma
has affected me,

279
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,750
but I know that…

280
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,165
I'm genuinely sorry.

281
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:14,957
You're strong.

282
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,915
You've been a bad boy.

283
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,040
- Don't touch my hair.
- Okay. Sorry.

284
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:30,624
Tell me everything's gonna be okay.

285
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,124
Everything's gonna be okay.

286
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,499
Hm?

287
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,665
Say it again.

288
00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:39,832
No, I can't. I…

289
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,291
To be honest, I don't…

290
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:45,707
Between climate change
and the unraveling of democracy,

291
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,915
I don't really think that everything is…

292
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,957
- Tell me.
- Everything's gonna be okay.

293
00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:01,707
Oh!

294
00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:11,415
Sorry.

295
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,332
What's up, babe?

296
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:19,249
Hey.

297
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:23,332
So, I cannot stop thinking
about last night.

298
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:24,374
Oh!

299
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:27,666
Yeah. I got several noise complaints.

300
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:29,374
Did you?

301
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:31,166
What do you say tonight…

302
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:35,791
my bear claw goes in your croissant?

303
00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:39,999
No.

304
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,915
No. No, you can't handle this.

305
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:50,666
No? Isn't…?

306
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:53,582
- Hey.
- I feel sick.

307
00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,582
No, I'm sorry.

308
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:59,499
No, it's good. I'm good. We're good, 'kay?

309
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,082
- Okay.
- Jill.

310
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,790
I'm cool.

311
00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:05,166
Cool as a kumquat.

312
00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:13,915
You used me like a human dildo.

313
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:15,790
And you kicked me to the curb.

314
00:23:15,791 --> 00:23:18,665
- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about what you did.

315
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:21,874
- What I did? I...
- You're… You gaslit me.

316
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:23,249
And you're gonna regret it.

317
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,457
Um…

318
00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:49,707
<i>Fefe, I got you a triple-shot latte
to thank you.</i>

319
00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:53,332
Shh! That was the last time, Wes.

320
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,874
{\an8}It's a felony.

321
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:55,957
Reading texts?

322
00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:59,291
Hacking someone's texts for insider info
to sell commercial real estate?

323
00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:01,749
- Yes, a felony.
- I don't...

324
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,082
In all 50 states.

325
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:06,040
Including Idaho,
where cannibalism is legal.

326
00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:07,499
I'm out, Wes.

327
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:10,707
You're gonna have to stalk people
the same way as everyone else.

328
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:11,624
Instagram.

329
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,374
All right, no, I see the play.

330
00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:14,999
I will pay you double

331
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,332
and then you can buy yourself
more sweater vests or Pokémon cards or...

332
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,332
Pokémon?

333
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,999
You know what?
I'm done being your little hacker boy.

334
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:29,375
So you can take your lattes
and your shiny teeth back upstairs.

335
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,457
Okay. All right. Understood.

336
00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:35,457
I appreciate you, Fefe.

337
00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:38,915
Uh, he's in a meeting right now.
Can I take a message?

338
00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:40,832
Okay, sure. Just call back.

339
00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:42,749
It's Felix!

340
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:50,999
Oh, my God. You went on that date
with the guy with the pink eye.

341
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,375
Yeah, that's me.

342
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,582
It's been weeks, I bet his eye's healed.

343
00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,415
Maybe I should hit him up
for a second date?

344
00:24:57,416 --> 00:25:01,500
No, that was a joke.
I'm actually on a… dick cleanse.

345
00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:07,082
A D-tox, if you will.
Patiently awaiting my gay awakening.

346
00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:10,375
- Did you know what you wanted?
- I'll have a mocha to go. Please. Thanks.

347
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,375
Ever been stood up?

348
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:19,332
- Oh, are you talking to me?
- I overheard your conversation.

349
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:20,332
Oh, great.

350
00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,791
Have I been stood up?

351
00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:23,707
Actually, no.

352
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:26,790
So… I still have that to look forward to.

353
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,290
Well, I have you beat, then.

354
00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:30,415
I am currently being stood up.

355
00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:32,040
- On a day date?
- Yeah.

356
00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:32,957
Yikes.

357
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:33,875
Yikes is right.

358
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,458
Sorry.

359
00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:41,708
Would you maybe want to join me?

360
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,290
Please. I don't think my fragile male ego
could handle another rejection today.

361
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:50,165
Um, what's your name?

362
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,124
Tyler Riordan.

363
00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:52,415
Jill Shaw.

364
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:53,665
- Lady Shaw.
- Thanks.

365
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:57,208
Tyler Riordan sounds so familiar.
Are you a tech founder?

366
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,249
Not smart enough.

367
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,207
Actor?

368
00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:02,249
Hmph! Not pretty enough.

369
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,249
Oh, you're not pretty enough?

370
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,916
Okay. So you're an influencer.

371
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,707
The irony is palpable.

372
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:10,832
Wait.

373
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:14,332
You have the, um, dating podcast.

374
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:16,082
You're the dating guy.

375
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:18,957
Hi! Nice to meet you, Tyler Riordan.

376
00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:20,124
Oh, my God.

377
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:24,582
Tyler, my phone died, and I had
to find my way back from the East Bay.

378
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,624
I completely raw-dogged it with my mind.

379
00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:29,625
No worries. I ran into a friend.

380
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,208
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.

381
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:36,290
Well, nice to see you, friend.
Have a seat.

382
00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:37,915
No, no, no. We can get another table.

383
00:26:37,916 --> 00:26:40,040
No, no, no, please. Please sit.

384
00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:43,333
Um, I'm just gonna grab my stuff.

385
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,457
Nice to meet you, ma'am.

386
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:48,207
Take your seat. I've warmed it up for you.

387
00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:50,207
- I'm so sorry. I'm just gonna… Yeah.
- Yeah.

388
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,999
Cool. Bye.

389
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:52,958
Jill!

390
00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:55,375
Hi.

391
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,790
I figured I could let you leave.
Then I'd have to go home,

392
00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:02,540
get on Craigslist, and write a post
on Missed Connections. Very early 2000s.

393
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,624
Or I could just run out on my date,

394
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,165
chase you down the street,
and ask you for your number,

395
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:10,290
which now that I say it out loud…

396
00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:12,665
uh, maybe Craigslist was the move.

397
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,915
I'm swearing off men, remember?

398
00:27:16,916 --> 00:27:20,249
- The whole D-tox thing, so…
- Yes. D-toxing. Right.

399
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,291
I can't.

400
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:26,290
- Nice to meet you.
- Well, how about I give you my number?

401
00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:29,624
Okay.

402
00:27:57,583 --> 00:27:59,832
<i>Izzy?</i>

403
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:03,540
<i>You're not gonna believe this.</i>

404
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:07,540
<i>It was some</i> Notting Hill,
<i>frickin'</i> Bridget Jones <i>shit.</i>

405
00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:09,290
<i>Please get ready.</i>

406
00:28:09,291 --> 00:28:10,374
<i>You know what he was?</i>

407
00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:13,665
<i>He was Bri-hi-ti-hish</i>

408
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:16,124
<i>from foggy London town.</i>

409
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:19,124
<i>Actually, I don't know if he was
from London, but I'm gonna pause</i>

410
00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:20,999
<i>so that you can finish masturbating.</i>

411
00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:34,040
Good work, Wes.

412
00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:35,457
Thank you, sir.

413
00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:37,457
- Close her up.
- You got it.

414
00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:38,625
All right.

415
00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:45,374
Jill.

416
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:46,416
Hey, psst!

417
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,666
Fuck you.

418
00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:51,332
Line up!

419
00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:54,874
I have a little bit of a puzzle.

420
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:57,915
Zella, Bastien à la crème.

421
00:28:57,916 --> 00:28:59,540
What are the ingredients?

422
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:03,124
All-purpose flour, almond flour,
powdered and granulated sugar, whole egg,

423
00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:06,333
cream, unsalted butter,
vanilla bean, and salt, Chef.

424
00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:09,249
Did you say "human hair"?

425
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:10,540
No, I did not, Chef.

426
00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:13,583
That puts me
in a real snickerdoodle.

427
00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:29,375
Oh, now, wait a second.

428
00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:31,999
Kirby, why do I see

429
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,625
one of your radioactive
Chucky-doll pubes in my tart?

430
00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,291
That is not mine.

431
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:41,540
That's not yours?

432
00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:44,500
Right there, on the little titty… part.

433
00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,207
- No.
- No?

434
00:29:46,208 --> 00:29:49,415
Oh, did Little Orphan Annie
come into my kitchen last night

435
00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:51,708
and shed her ginger ass on this tart?

436
00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:53,665
I don't know.

437
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,290
- You don't know?
- Mm-mm.

438
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,999
<i>It was so unhinged, my dude.</i>

439
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,041
But…

440
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:05,541
there is a silver lining.

441
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,790
Or shall I say a ginger lining?

442
00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:11,665
Damn, Jilleth. I know. Too soon.

443
00:30:11,666 --> 00:30:13,916
Look, I take no pleasure in saying this,

444
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:18,457
but the baker position is now open!

445
00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:21,874
<i>Finally!</i>

446
00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:26,374
But what are the qualifications
to host a podcast?

447
00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,832
- Qualifications?
- Yes.

448
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:29,040
- There are none.
- Really?

449
00:30:29,041 --> 00:30:31,000
- Thought so.
- I'm virtually skill-less.

450
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:34,165
I just think that the dating game
has gotten somewhat toxic.

451
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,082
I don't know, it's going great for me.

452
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,875
Haven't been murdered yet.

453
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:39,999
Well, the night is young.

454
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Tell me about your work, Chef.

455
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:49,583
Well, I don't want
to flex on you too hard, but, uh…

456
00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:52,416
I am the kumquat girl of Flâner.

457
00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:55,582
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

458
00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:56,582
- I'm impressed.
- Mm-hm.

459
00:30:56,583 --> 00:30:58,790
Though I'm not entirely sure
what a kumquat is.

460
00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:03,624
They're like very tiny,
very annoying oranges.

461
00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:05,082
- Ah.
- And I am their leader.

462
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,040
Yes. Wait.

463
00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:11,124
Flâner? Isn't that the fellow
from <i>Top Chef</i>?

464
00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:14,999
Chef Bastien. I'm currently in a battle
to the death to become his new baker,

465
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,249
in the hopes that, one day,
I do actually get to bake.

466
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,374
Well, take no prisoners, kumquat girl.

467
00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:22,957
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

468
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:23,916
Of course.

469
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,499
So how are the fish and chips
compared to back home?

470
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,040
Not bad, actually.

471
00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:30,374
Yeah? I've never been to England.

472
00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:31,416
It's amazing.

473
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:33,290
I'll have to take you.

474
00:31:54,416 --> 00:31:55,332
Mm!

475
00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:08,082
Okay, you gotta go.

476
00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:09,624
- You have to go. Get up.
- What?

477
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:10,915
- Now?
- Yep, right now.

478
00:32:10,916 --> 00:32:13,999
- Okay.
- That's all your stuff. Yep. Come on!

479
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,790
- Was it something that I did?
- Hurry!

480
00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:17,290
- No. Go!
- No problem.

481
00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:18,749
Well, I had a great time.

482
00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:20,415
- Bye.
- Bye.

483
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,500
Come on.

484
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:36,375
I didn't think I could do it,
but I did it!

485
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:40,207
Come on. Call.

486
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,040
<i>Please record your message.</i>

487
00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:43,665
Hello, Izzy.

488
00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:46,040
I would like to tell you something,

489
00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:49,415
that it was very, very, very,
very, very, very close,

490
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:51,374
but I kept it in my pants,

491
00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:55,290
because my body is a sacred temple,

492
00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:58,082
and my vagina is a secret garden.

493
00:32:58,083 --> 00:33:01,207
I… I am Jillothene Shaw!

494
00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:06,874
Resistor of desires of the flesh,
almighty tamer of sexual demons!

495
00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:09,582
I am Jill!

496
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,958
I left my wallet.

497
00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:16,291
Help.

498
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:22,165
I promise I barely heard anything.

499
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,208
Oh, my God.

500
00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:26,082
I do have one question though.

501
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:31,375
What was that about a secret garden?

502
00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:34,749
God damn it.

503
00:33:36,208 --> 00:33:38,374
<i>I left my wallet.</i>

504
00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:40,790
- No! No, Jill, no!
<i>- Oh, my God.</i>

505
00:33:40,791 --> 00:33:43,749
God, lock your door, Jill.

506
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:45,415
You don't lock your door?

507
00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:48,666
- <i>Promise I barely heard anything.</i>
- Oh, God.

508
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:59,750
They're probably hooking up right now.
They're definitely hooking up.

509
00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:02,000
Well, whatever.

510
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:07,915
He probably has terrible teeth.

511
00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:15,707
No text. Hm.

512
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Okay.

513
00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:22,332
Don't be crazy. You're being crazy.

514
00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:25,040
<i>Ladies, save yourself the heartache.</i>

515
00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:29,999
<i>If he's not texting you,
he doesn't want to talk to you.</i>

516
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,040
<i>Truth is so important. We all need to get…</i>

517
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:33,875
What?

518
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,458
Check.

519
00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:16,666
Good night, Izzy.

520
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:19,499
<i>Good night, lad.</i>

521
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,665
<i>I love you.</i>

522
00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:23,500
I love you too.

523
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:29,374
Okay, you know as best man
that you have to give a speech, right?

524
00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:31,707
He didn't.

525
00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:33,665
- Oh, come on. I knew that.
- No idea.

526
00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:35,540
I knew that.
You guys think so little of me.

527
00:35:35,541 --> 00:35:39,040
We do not. We think very highly of you,
but I should write it.

528
00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:41,582
And after much deliberation…

529
00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:43,582
- Yeah?
- …we're giving you a plus-one.

530
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:44,915
- Yes!
- But…

531
00:35:44,916 --> 00:35:49,582
You do not get to bring an influencer
whose actual name you do not know.

532
00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:50,790
I knew her name.

533
00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:52,790
- You didn't know her name.
- Not at all.

534
00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:54,665
You're talking about Lu, right?

535
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:56,040
Lonestar Lu?

536
00:35:56,041 --> 00:35:59,457
- Lonestar Lu was her handle.
- Mm-hm.

537
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:02,832
Her name was Keilani.

538
00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:05,249
I mean, that's just confusing branding.

539
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,582
- Bye.
- Go.

540
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,665
- Beat it.
- Really?

541
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,082
- Yes.
- You can't sit with us.

542
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,582
- You cannot.
- Are you serious?

543
00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:13,207
Oh, look, open table.
Just for you.

544
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,291
Okay, fine.

545
00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:17,624
- Fine. I'm walking over here.
- Fine.

546
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:19,207
- Bye.
- I'll enjoy my tacos alone.

547
00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,416
Yeah, enjoy.

548
00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:25,915
- You know what your problem is?
- Huh?

549
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:27,207
You're sad-boy deadly.

550
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:28,291
- Yeah.
- It's your eyes.

551
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:33,540
Every girl thinks you're a wounded puppy,
and you have no idea how gorgeous you are.

552
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:36,457
- But you're not sad. He's not sad.
- Mm-mm. No, he's not.

553
00:36:36,458 --> 00:36:39,499
- And he knows exactly how gorgeous he is.
- What?

554
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,790
You think I'm gorgeous, Breeds?

555
00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:42,457
You think he's gorgeous?

556
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:43,665
- Wait.
- I mean…

557
00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:46,415
Now he has two phones to use for evil.

558
00:36:46,416 --> 00:36:47,874
Oh, great.

559
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:52,999
No. Okay, so this random girl has been
leaving voicemails on my new work cell,

560
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,707
and they're for her sister.

561
00:36:54,708 --> 00:36:57,207
- And they're, like, kinda hilarious.
- Wait.

562
00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:59,999
How does she not know
that her sister changed her number?

563
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,374
- Text her.
- I thought I did.

564
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:05,250
I'm gonna just see what's happening
with the douchecaster real quick.

565
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:08,374
- Douchecaster?
- Douchecaster?

566
00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:13,915
Guess who's officially being ghosted
by a Hitch wannabe.

567
00:37:13,916 --> 00:37:16,249
I am.

568
00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:19,915
And I am never gonna make baker

569
00:37:19,916 --> 00:37:23,415
because, um, I boned the competition

570
00:37:23,416 --> 00:37:27,082
and now he's out to destroy my life,
which rocks.

571
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:29,000
Um, so, yeah.

572
00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:31,832
I'm, uh…

573
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:35,875
I'm just calling you to ask…

574
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:38,916
how…

575
00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:44,749
am I supposed to do this without you?

576
00:37:49,291 --> 00:37:51,416
We were supposed to die together.

577
00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:53,833
We made a deal.

578
00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:57,291
Like Noah and Allie in <i>The Notebook.</i>

579
00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:00,500
"You're a bird, I'm a bird," you whore.

580
00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:05,500
"I wish I knew how to quit you."

581
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,458
Okay, I'll stop.

582
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:10,583
You're in a better place.

583
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:15,750
Probably slurping face with Heath Ledger
as we speak, huh?

584
00:38:20,583 --> 00:38:22,125
But I miss you.

585
00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:24,083
My lad.

586
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,708
Every minute…

587
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,833
of every single day.

588
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,708
This party sucks without you.

589
00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:43,207
Call me?

590
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:51,208
<i>Isabelle's dead. They're…</i>

591
00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:54,457
They're voicemails for her dead sister.

592
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:56,290
- What?
- What?

593
00:38:56,291 --> 00:38:58,165
- Oh, my God, that's heartbreaking.
- Uh…

594
00:38:58,166 --> 00:39:00,374
You gotta tell her.

595
00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:03,165
- Now you're a sicko.
- No, no, no, do not tell her.

596
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:05,207
She's healing. This is her way of healing.

597
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:07,832
Just stop listening to her
like a creeper, then.

598
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:10,750
Yeah, maybe stop
listening to her like a creeper, then.

599
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,790
<i>You tell him you no longer want to invest
in something that isn't going anywhere.</i>

600
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:19,749
You shut your whore mouth when you talk!

601
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,415
- Wes.
- Hey! Hey, Jim.

602
00:39:21,416 --> 00:39:22,540
Red River closed?

603
00:39:22,541 --> 00:39:24,665
- Yes, sir.
- Very nice.

604
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:25,666
What's next?

605
00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:31,708
Hey, is Donovan still slipping
on that San Fran spot?

606
00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:38,332
He goes, "Jill, this is exciting."

607
00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:42,290
I shit you not,
those were his final words to me.

608
00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:45,082
He has no… soul!

609
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:48,040
I must protect womankind!

610
00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:49,457
Well, guess what?

611
00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:56,500
<i>Love, Not Actually</i> has
a live podcast taping… tomorrow!

612
00:39:58,166 --> 00:40:02,500
And I know, if you were here,
I know what you would say.

613
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,999
You would say,

614
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,916
in the immortal words of our queen,

615
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,624
Michelle Obama, esquire,

616
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,083
"When they go low…"

617
00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:15,332
- "We go high."
- "…we go lower!"

618
00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:16,832
Okay.

619
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,249
Excited for the… show.

620
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:45,249
Thank you.

621
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:49,332
Oh! I'm so... Did I step on your foot?
I'm so sorry about that. I'm sorry.

622
00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:50,499
I'm sorry.

623
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,165
- So sorry.
- No, it's okay.

624
00:41:05,583 --> 00:41:06,874
Is that okay?

625
00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:07,958
Perfect.

626
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,415
Thank you all for coming.

627
00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:28,790
Looking gorgeous as ever, I see.

628
00:41:28,791 --> 00:41:30,166
And we're going live.

629
00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:33,540
Hi there.

630
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:36,915
Well…

631
00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:39,790
What should we talk about, ladies?

632
00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:41,750
I am at your disposal.

633
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,916
- Now, who wants to kick us off?
- Oh, my God.

634
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,125
Me!

635
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,541
Yes, in the Giants hat.

636
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:51,916
Thank you.

637
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:55,499
Hey, Tyler. I'm a huge fan.

638
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:59,165
My favorite episode is the one
about dating with accountability.

639
00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:03,207
It's a good one, right?
But I had a quick question about that.

640
00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:05,915
Accountability, that's only expected

641
00:42:05,916 --> 00:42:10,250
of us lovelorn, pathetic,
desperate ladies, correct?

642
00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:14,165
Fellas get a free pass
to, say, I don't know,

643
00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:15,999
like, hypothetically speaking,

644
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,790
talk about bringing you home to England,
get you naked, vanish out of thin air

645
00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:22,790
without even a text saying,
"I'm alive, but no thank you"?

646
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:29,707
Um, well, uh,
this pod is designed for, uh, women

647
00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:32,999
to navigate the perils
of the dating world.

648
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,457
Oh!

649
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:37,790
Okay, well, thanks to you, Tyler,

650
00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:41,124
I've come face-to-face
with the perils of the dating world!

651
00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:45,915
Here's my little bit
of "proactive dating advice"

652
00:42:45,916 --> 00:42:46,833
to you ladies.

653
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,790
If it looks like a duck

654
00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:51,791
and it swims like a duck,

655
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:57,332
it's probably just a bargain-bin,
Hugh Grant fuckboy with a podcast.

656
00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:04,165
So…

657
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:07,875
I'm gonna just, um… see myself out.

658
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,708
I'll give this to you.
Thank you, excuse me. I'm sorry.

659
00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:24,333
Well, um…

660
00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:27,541
What is testimony without a test?

661
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,457
What is accountability without an account?

662
00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:33,708
I'm sorry. I'm… Excuse me.

663
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:42,375
Uh, communication is key.

664
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:46,582
Proactive dating isn't about perfection.

665
00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:48,416
It's about progress.

666
00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:51,374
What?

667
00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:53,582
"If it looks like a duck
and swims like a duck,

668
00:43:53,583 --> 00:43:56,665
it's probably just a Hugh Can't
with a podcast."

669
00:43:56,666 --> 00:44:00,374
At first it got very, very quiet,
and then they were like…

670
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:05,166
Wow.

671
00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,958
Another one bites the dust.

672
00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:14,874
Oh, there's this, um,
cute deli at the bus stop

673
00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:17,374
at my bench at Battery Spencer.

674
00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:22,916
I got my salami on sourdough
with spicy mustard.

675
00:44:25,166 --> 00:44:26,250
Mmm-mmm.

676
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:43,832
You're gonna tell me
that this is dumb, but whatever.

677
00:44:43,833 --> 00:44:45,208
I have this…

678
00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:49,000
stupid fantasy that…

679
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:54,207
someone's gonna come and sit down
next to me like I'm Meg Ryan.

680
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:58,082
And we start talking
about our days and the weather,

681
00:44:58,083 --> 00:45:01,666
which makes no sense,
'cause it's always foggy.

682
00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:06,875
Maybe I offer him half my sandwich…

683
00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:12,125
and we lock eyes and it happens.
We just know.

684
00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:18,333
In our bones, like how birds know
when a storm is coming.

685
00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:21,540
How do they do that?

686
00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:24,665
And we can't even play it cool,

687
00:45:24,666 --> 00:45:26,582
because there's nothing cool
about what we feel.

688
00:45:26,583 --> 00:45:29,082
It's desperate and all-consuming
and really scary,

689
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,666
but we're in it together.

690
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,458
That could happen, right?

691
00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:40,500
Says the girl
who can't even get a text back.

692
00:45:49,625 --> 00:45:51,790
I'm sharing this with you, my lad.

693
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,958
Sorry, is this… Is this seat taken?

694
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,165
It's beautiful.

695
00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:54,750
Mm-hm.

696
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,916
- I'm Wes.
- Hm!

697
00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:12,708
I'm Jill.

698
00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:14,916
Jill.

699
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:16,708
Nice to meet you, Jill.

700
00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:23,125
Well, enjoy the view.

701
00:47:26,375 --> 00:47:28,291
Uh… wait.

702
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:31,415
Um…

703
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:33,832
I have to tell you something.

704
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:36,083
You have to tell <i>me</i> something?

705
00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:43,291
Um, I… I am here… uh, in San Francisco…

706
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,541
for, um…

707
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:51,915
for, uh… for work,

708
00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:54,416
and I…

709
00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:57,000
I just…

710
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:58,749
just get…

711
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,957
- I wanted to get a few recs from a local.
- Oh!

712
00:48:01,958 --> 00:48:03,582
Did you just have a stroke?

713
00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,249
Do you smell burnt toast?

714
00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:10,082
Gosh. I don't know.
I'm not a local, by the way.

715
00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:12,290
I've been here a year,
so I guess, technically,

716
00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:15,208
but I have not cracked the code
of this city.

717
00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:19,707
God damn it,
she's a tough nut to crack. Sorry.

718
00:48:19,708 --> 00:48:22,040
Well, what's your favorite thing
to do here?

719
00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:23,665
You're looking at it.

720
00:48:23,666 --> 00:48:26,333
Wow. Then I'm off to a good start, huh?

721
00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:30,499
Jeez.

722
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:33,207
What?

723
00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:35,375
You're rolling in here with all this like…

724
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,540
What is that?

725
00:48:37,541 --> 00:48:42,290
That is why I have to bid you
good night and good luck.

726
00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:44,040
I'm closed for business.

727
00:48:44,041 --> 00:48:46,374
Not that I even had any business,
or that men…

728
00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:48,624
Men are not my business. Zero judgment.

729
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:51,082
Love and light to the girlies
selling feet pics online.

730
00:48:51,083 --> 00:48:53,749
I tried, but someone said
my toes look like ugly fingers,

731
00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:56,666
so I chop… fruit now.

732
00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:01,583
- Should we start over?
- Yes, please.

733
00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,625
Okay, I'm Wes.

734
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:05,375
And, uh…

735
00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:08,207
I'm visiting.

736
00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:09,291
I'm Jill.

737
00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:11,832
And I'm boy sober.

738
00:49:11,833 --> 00:49:13,707
Oh, okay.

739
00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:15,041
Nice to meet you.

740
00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:17,000
Nice to meet you.

741
00:49:17,916 --> 00:49:19,249
Oh, uh…

742
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:20,665
Do you think…

743
00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:23,707
you could just point me
in the direction of some breakfast tacos?

744
00:49:30,041 --> 00:49:32,582
- It ain't José's, but it ain't half-bad.
- What?

745
00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:34,082
- You know José's?
- Oh, yeah.

746
00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:36,249
- José's is my favorite.
- José's is <i>my</i> favorite.

747
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,874
So you really are from <i>Tejas,</i> huh?

748
00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:40,540
Yes, ma'am.

749
00:49:40,541 --> 00:49:44,540
So, could you just give me
like an opening line

750
00:49:44,541 --> 00:49:46,790
or a thesis statement?

751
00:49:46,791 --> 00:49:49,625
You don't need help from a stranger.
These are your best friends.

752
00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:56,207
I'm not sure that I believe
in the whole, uh, marriage thing.

753
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:58,582
Ah, so let me guess.

754
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:03,124
Your parents are divorced.

755
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,249
- Very, very astute.
- Am I right?

756
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:08,041
Yeah, they probably would be
if my mom were still alive.

757
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,624
I am so sorry.

758
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:13,457
No, it's… I was little.

759
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:16,125
- Sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
- No, it's okay. It's really okay.

760
00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,332
You don't want a first line from me.

761
00:50:22,291 --> 00:50:26,665
I've been told that
I suffer from a severe case of TMI.

762
00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:28,791
No great speech started with a filter.

763
00:50:31,458 --> 00:50:32,707
Um…

764
00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:34,207
What are their names?

765
00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:35,790
Breeda and Andy.

766
00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:37,583
- Breeda and Andy.
- Mm-hm.

767
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,500
"You have made a believer out of me."

768
00:50:46,166 --> 00:50:47,332
Holy shit.

769
00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:49,749
- See? I knew it.
- Well, don't say it if it's not true.

770
00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:53,915
You don't wanna kick off their union
in a bed of lies.

771
00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:57,000
- Cross my heart and hope to die.
- Don't hope that.

772
00:50:57,958 --> 00:50:59,083
I won't. I...

773
00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:01,124
I won't hope that.

774
00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:04,040
- Thank you.
- So, uh, real estate, huh?

775
00:51:04,041 --> 00:51:06,707
- Yeah, yeah.
- Do you have a fancy metal nameplate?

776
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:09,957
- Why else would I be doing this?
- Living the corporate daddy dream.

777
00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:13,750
Yeah, that's right.
I mean, it has its perks.

778
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:19,499
But, uh, I got my eye on something.
I'm playing the long game.

779
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:20,999
What kind of something?

780
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,416
Let's just say, I keep my cards close.

781
00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:25,207
What about you?

782
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:26,374
What's the dream?

783
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:31,999
I'm living the "it's a good day if I'm not
being publicly humiliated…" dream.

784
00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:38,624
- That can't be the dream!
- Well, dreams are so short-sighted.

785
00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:42,332
When you're a little kid,
you only know three jobs, right?

786
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:46,415
There's, like, police officer,
school teacher, and chef.

787
00:51:46,416 --> 00:51:49,249
- Mission accomplished.
- Except no.

788
00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:50,958
I'm what they call a "prep cook."

789
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,915
And as Chef says,

790
00:51:52,916 --> 00:51:59,290
we are barely one step
above the janitorial staff and pedophiles.

791
00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:02,040
Sounds like you gotta take
your prep cook skills elsewhere.

792
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:05,165
- Mm.
- Come on. If you build it, they will come.

793
00:52:05,166 --> 00:52:08,040
- Trust me, I'd love to start my own thing.
- What's stopping you?

794
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,165
I don't know, just any money at all,
or brand reputation,

795
00:52:11,166 --> 00:52:12,915
business plan, house specialty.

796
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:15,582
Oh, come on, you got a specialty.

797
00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:17,707
Even my mom had a specialty.

798
00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:20,707
- It was cornbread chicken pot pie.
- Oh!

799
00:52:20,708 --> 00:52:24,415
A woman after my own heart.
Do you know the recipe?

800
00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:25,583
No, I wish.

801
00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:28,415
It was legendary.

802
00:52:28,416 --> 00:52:30,458
I mean, people still talk about it.

803
00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:35,708
I wish I, uh… I wish I could remember.

804
00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:39,250
I'll bet your taste buds do.

805
00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:46,958
All right, the suspense is killing me.
If you could put one thing on your menu,

806
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:49,040
what would it be?

807
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:53,249
You think I'm gonna share
my culinary secrets with a stranger?

808
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:57,040
I'll tell you what,
I'm here for two weeks.

809
00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:59,374
Why don't we try
to crack this SF nut together?

810
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:00,957
As fellow Texas expats,

811
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:04,957
I feel obligated to tell you
that I am girl sober,

812
00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:06,957
so I will not make out with you.

813
00:53:06,958 --> 00:53:09,915
Even if you beg me, I won't do it.
Scout's honor.

814
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,832
I don't know what happened, Chef.
I rolled it out last night,

815
00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,124
and I put it in the fridge.

816
00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,332
Apparently not.

817
00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:47,500
- You've set us all back!
- We could grate it.

818
00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:49,375
Whoa.

819
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,125
Or…

820
00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:55,374
It's… I accidentally froze
my butter in culinary school,

821
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:58,874
and grating it
made the dough even flakier.

822
00:54:58,875 --> 00:55:00,374
You're still talking?

823
00:55:00,375 --> 00:55:02,915
What is this? The Alpha Gamma prep girls?

824
00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:07,165
- Right?
- Michelin-star joke, Chef.

825
00:55:07,166 --> 00:55:09,249
"It makes it extra flaky."

826
00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:18,375
Hey.

827
00:55:19,541 --> 00:55:21,208
I never asked for your help.

828
00:55:26,458 --> 00:55:27,540
I sold the spot.

829
00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:28,957
- You did?
- Yeah.

830
00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:31,124
What a star! We have to celebrate.

831
00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:33,665
After you. How was your day?

832
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,707
Uh…

833
00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:39,665
Chef Bastien
was feeling particularly evil.

834
00:55:39,666 --> 00:55:41,165
He didn't use a single 'quat.

835
00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:43,957
He literally poured them out
into the trash can

836
00:55:43,958 --> 00:55:46,125
while maintaining eye contact with me.

837
00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:49,832
It was kumquat carnage.

838
00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:51,082
He's hazing you, Jill.

839
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:55,625
I don't know if I'm built for this.

840
00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:57,457
What, this Flâner gig?

841
00:55:57,458 --> 00:55:58,458
This…

842
00:55:59,666 --> 00:56:00,875
This dream.

843
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:06,915
Ignore me and my existential dread.

844
00:56:08,458 --> 00:56:12,541
It's your last day,
and I am ready to giggle.

845
00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:16,040
Welcome to Golden Gate Giggles.

846
00:56:16,958 --> 00:56:18,249
I'm your tour guide, Walter,

847
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:23,082
and we're so glad you chose us,
Golden Gate Giggles.

848
00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:24,957
How about a joke?

849
00:56:24,958 --> 00:56:26,041
Sure.

850
00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:28,291
Why did the hipster refuse…

851
00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:34,791
"Why did the hipster refuse
to cross the Golden Gate Bridge?"

852
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,582
Why?

853
00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:38,749
Because it was too mainstream.

854
00:56:38,750 --> 00:56:40,082
Pause for laughs.

855
00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:45,457
It's my first day today.

856
00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:49,166
- Crushing it, Walter.
- Let's start out with some funny facts.

857
00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:50,958
Sure.

858
00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:52,790
Ha!

859
00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:57,040
San Francisco is where
they invented blue jeans,

860
00:56:57,041 --> 00:56:58,208
and the electric…

861
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,457
- I can't do this.
- You're doing fine.

862
00:57:00,458 --> 00:57:02,165
- Just take a deep breath.
- I quit.

863
00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:04,665
- You can't. We got 2 hours left.
- Let me off!

864
00:57:04,666 --> 00:57:07,374
- Nope. Sit down and take a breath.
- Open the door!

865
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:09,207
- I need this job!
- Open the door!

866
00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:11,832
- Let me off!
- This is why I don't have kids.

867
00:57:11,833 --> 00:57:13,499
Let me off!

868
00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:24,874
Hey, boss. We paid for giggles.

869
00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:27,999
Not my department.

870
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,582
We gonna get a refund?

871
00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:35,916
What are you doing?

872
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:37,250
Uh…

873
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,083
Uh, what's up, guys?

874
00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:42,124
I'm Wes.

875
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,999
So, where's everybody from?

876
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,707
Uh, other than New Jersey.

877
00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:48,540
Look, kid, you gotta sit down. Now.

878
00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:51,082
Uh, I know. I'm sorry. I just…
We came for giggles, right?

879
00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:53,415
- Yeah.
- Let's get some giggles in here.

880
00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:58,916
Uh, up ahead, we've got
the world-famous…

881
00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:00,915
squiggle street.

882
00:58:04,458 --> 00:58:07,582
On your right, we have, uh, the house

883
00:58:07,583 --> 00:58:12,374
where Robin Williams brought a donkey
into the party in <i>Mrs. Doubtfire</i>.

884
00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:30,249
Out in the bay, you see it?
That is Alcatraz,

885
00:58:30,250 --> 00:58:34,165
the famous prison that is known
for hosting legendary criminals

886
00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:37,749
like Al Capone and, um, Sean Connery.

887
00:58:38,666 --> 00:58:42,207
Okay, look, child, you're gonna have
to sit down now or I will kick you off.

888
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:44,082
- Last thing. On your left…
- Seriously?

889
00:58:44,083 --> 00:58:47,457
…is the delectable Flâner.
I don't want to embarrass her,

890
00:58:47,458 --> 00:58:49,374
but we are actually in the presence

891
00:58:49,375 --> 00:58:53,165
of one of San Francisco's
most talented up-and-coming chefs.

892
00:58:53,166 --> 00:58:57,541
She taught Chef Bastien
everything he knows because she...

893
00:58:58,041 --> 00:59:02,916
she is most definitely built for this.

894
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:06,040
Okay, Romeo, show's over.

895
00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:08,915
- I'm going. I just have one more thing.
- I know you are. No, you don't.

896
00:59:08,916 --> 00:59:12,415
- Let's go. And you're done.
<i>- ♪ I left my heart ♪</i>

897
00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:15,415
- Off! Uh-huh. All right.
<i>- ♪ In San Francisco ♪</i>

898
00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:16,499
I just need to finish!

899
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,624
- <i>♪ High on a hill ♪
- </i> Dude!

900
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:22,374
<i>♪ She calls to me ♪</i>

901
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:25,832
- Let go!
<i>- ♪ When I come home to you ♪</i>

902
00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:30,082
- All right. Fine.
<i>- ♪ San Francisco! ♪</i>

903
00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:34,124
<i>♪ Your golden sun ♪</i>

904
00:59:34,125 --> 00:59:36,665
<i>♪ Will shine ♪</i>

905
00:59:36,666 --> 00:59:40,957
<i>♪ For me ♪</i>

906
01:00:03,708 --> 01:00:06,665
I guess the scouts have no honor, huh?

907
01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:08,540
It's a good thing I wasn't a Boy Scout.

908
01:00:10,791 --> 01:00:12,374
Yeah, all right!

909
01:00:14,916 --> 01:00:16,290
Ah, ta-da!

910
01:00:16,291 --> 01:00:19,415
Blue crab and corn fritters
with smoked jalapeño aioli.

911
01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:21,249
- Wow.
- Voilà!

912
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:23,041
- This is insane.
- Yay.

913
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:28,332
- What?
- Is it good?

914
01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,832
Are you kidding me?
Chef Bastien is an idiot.

915
01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:32,374
He is sitting on a gold mine.

916
01:00:32,375 --> 01:00:34,125
How did you even learn how to do this?

917
01:00:35,666 --> 01:00:37,082
Um…

918
01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:42,791
My sister was stuck at home
a lot as a kid.

919
01:00:44,791 --> 01:00:46,707
She was really sick.

920
01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:50,541
And the kitchen was our happy place.

921
01:00:51,041 --> 01:00:53,290
We were like two little mad scientists.

922
01:00:54,875 --> 01:00:57,874
We always thought we were
on the verge of discovering something

923
01:00:57,875 --> 01:00:59,582
the world had never seen.

924
01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:14,625
My sister…

925
01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:16,916
Isabelle, she died.

926
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:20,875
In November. She had cystic fibrosis.

927
01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:23,749
I'm so sorry, Jill.

928
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:26,125
She was just the love of my life. No big.

929
01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:29,875
- I bet she's proud of you.
- Uh…

930
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:36,249
I was much cooler as a kid.
I peaked at like 12.

931
01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:41,749
I would do the craziest shit
just to come home with a story for her.

932
01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:43,458
I would've tried crack
if it made her laugh.

933
01:01:44,041 --> 01:01:48,249
And now, I think I might be
a little bit dead inside.

934
01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,083
Jill…

935
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:54,958
you couldn't be less dead inside.

936
01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:57,915
What you need to do

937
01:01:57,916 --> 01:01:59,708
is you need to get out there

938
01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:01,290
and try crack.

939
01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:05,291
Come with me…

940
01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:08,708
to Breeda and Andy's wedding.

941
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:10,916
Hm.

942
01:02:12,541 --> 01:02:14,208
Okay.

943
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,666
I'll ask my overlord.

944
01:02:19,416 --> 01:02:20,416
All right.

945
01:02:21,791 --> 01:02:23,082
Ready for the main course?

946
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,166
There's more?

947
01:02:25,541 --> 01:02:28,415
- I… This was already so impressive.
- Come on!

948
01:02:28,416 --> 01:02:30,374
How could you make more? I don't even…

949
01:02:30,375 --> 01:02:31,875
- Shut up.
- You can't top this.

950
01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:36,083
Okay.

951
01:02:44,291 --> 01:02:45,915
Is that chicken pot pie?

952
01:02:45,916 --> 01:02:47,708
With cornbread crust.

953
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:51,082
You made this for me?

954
01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:53,832
Yeah. I mean, I have no idea
if it's anything like your mom's.

955
01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:56,916
It was a full-blown experiment,
but we will see.

956
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:58,583
All right.

957
01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:26,583
Uh…

958
01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:32,291
I'm gonna go… Just…
I'm gonna prep dessert, okay?

959
01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:02,499
- Sorry.
- No. Sorry.

960
01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:04,415
- Yeah… I just have to go to the bathroom.
- Okay.

961
01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:06,332
All right. You okay?

962
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:07,249
- Yep.
- Okay.

963
01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:08,708
- Sorry. Uh…
- Oh, no. Okay.

964
01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:11,708
Okay.

965
01:05:13,916 --> 01:05:15,915
Just say it. Just say the words.

966
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:17,374
Just say it.

967
01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,541
Jill. Hey, Jill. I've been…

968
01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:23,000
I've been getting your voicemails.
I've been getting…

969
01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:27,750
Oh, shit.

970
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:47,333
Jill.

971
01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:49,791
Uh…

972
01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,125
I, um…

973
01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:00,000
No, it's okay.

974
01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:02,250
It's totally okay.

975
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:04,500
Um…

976
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,041
Want to just watch <i>Top Chef</i>?

977
01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:12,790
<i>I took a date-based ganache.
I shaped it into a small sphere,</i>

978
01:06:12,791 --> 01:06:15,915
<i>and I coated it
in a cocoa-infused beignet dough before…</i>

979
01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:18,083
Jill, I've been getting your voicemails.

980
01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:20,957
<i>I like the surprise
in the middle. It's nice.</i>

981
01:06:20,958 --> 01:06:23,582
<i>I went with
a bombolone-style donut.</i>

982
01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:26,749
<i>I worked in fresh orange and lemon zest,
fried it off,</i>

983
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:29,582
<i>and finished it
with a passionfruit cream filling.</i>

984
01:06:29,583 --> 01:06:31,249
<i>The texture's great.</i>

985
01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:52,791
Dessert tacos.

986
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:54,875
Dessert tacos?

987
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:58,249
When Izzy was super sick,
they tried to get her to eat,

988
01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:00,666
and she'd throw everything up
except her favorite.

989
01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:06,500
Dessert tacos. And <i>that</i> is my specialty.

990
01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:13,958
<i>Magic: The Gathering.</i>

991
01:08:14,666 --> 01:08:15,833
The card game?

992
01:08:17,666 --> 01:08:20,207
Actually, they're not just cards.
They're actually collectible.

993
01:08:20,208 --> 01:08:21,665
They're really valuable.

994
01:08:21,666 --> 01:08:24,250
But, um, my mom, uh…

995
01:08:24,916 --> 01:08:26,957
she would buy them for me,

996
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:29,708
and she bought me my first pack, and…

997
01:08:30,791 --> 01:08:34,665
I just need the Alpha Black Lotus
to complete the Power Nine.

998
01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:37,290
It's one of the rarest cards in the world.

999
01:08:37,291 --> 01:08:40,082
That's what I've been… working towards.

1000
01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:41,082
Wow.

1001
01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:44,582
And I think I may have found one on eBay.

1002
01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:45,915
- Really?
- Yeah.

1003
01:08:45,916 --> 01:08:46,916
So…

1004
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,957
I gotta confess,
I was actually gonna ghost you

1005
01:08:50,958 --> 01:08:54,332
for not having the full… Power Nine.

1006
01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:55,790
So now I don't have to.

1007
01:08:55,791 --> 01:08:57,290
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1008
01:08:57,291 --> 01:08:59,791
Okay, wow. Still in the game.

1009
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,250
Still in the game.

1010
01:09:03,875 --> 01:09:05,082
I'll see you at home.

1011
01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:05,958
Yeah.

1012
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,541
Safe flight.

1013
01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:09,291
Thanks.

1014
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:32,749
Last breath of freedom
till you're chained for life.

1015
01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:34,666
- Hey!
- Yay!

1016
01:09:36,583 --> 01:09:38,624
Oh! We are excited to meet Jill.

1017
01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:40,250
Yeah, we are.

1018
01:09:41,750 --> 01:09:43,165
Oh, no.

1019
01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:44,165
I knew it.

1020
01:09:44,166 --> 01:09:45,332
What happened, Wes?

1021
01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:47,083
Nothing. Nothing.

1022
01:09:47,791 --> 01:09:49,874
We're just hanging out.

1023
01:09:49,875 --> 01:09:54,415
All right, I admit that things
have gotten a little intense.

1024
01:09:54,416 --> 01:09:58,540
Intense? You're the one
that flew to another city for this girl.

1025
01:09:58,541 --> 01:10:00,790
No, I flew to another city for work.

1026
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:03,124
- Oh, for work.
- Oh, yes, of course.

1027
01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:04,665
- It was a work trip.
- Work trip, and...

1028
01:10:04,666 --> 01:10:07,165
All I'm saying is once in a while, Wes,

1029
01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:10,665
someone comes along
that changes the whole game.

1030
01:10:10,666 --> 01:10:13,916
Yeah, don't be so busy scoring
that you miss it.

1031
01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:16,874
Wow.

1032
01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:19,332
- That was good. So good.
- That was nice.

1033
01:10:19,333 --> 01:10:21,582
- Copyright that.
- Every single time.

1034
01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:25,458
Wait a minute. Wait. You didn't tell us
what happened with the voicemails.

1035
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:29,749
- You didn't tell her?
- O.M. God.

1036
01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:30,665
I'm going to.

1037
01:10:30,666 --> 01:10:32,040
- Liar, liar!
- Guys, look.

1038
01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:35,540
Oh, my God, this is like a sick reboot
of <i>You've Got Mail</i>.

1039
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:37,457
Tom Hanks is America's sweetheart!

1040
01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:39,541
You are not Tom Hanks!

1041
01:10:40,041 --> 01:10:41,249
I might slap him.

1042
01:10:41,250 --> 01:10:42,915
- Violence is never...
- Slap him.

1043
01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:45,582
- Hey! Hey!
- Wes, tell her the truth.

1044
01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:47,540
- I'm going to.
- Okay? Yes.

1045
01:10:47,541 --> 01:10:51,540
- Tell her the truth, Wes.
- I will! In person.

1046
01:10:51,541 --> 01:10:52,958
I swear on my mom.

1047
01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:59,082
- Well, now we can't say anything.
- Yeah.

1048
01:12:13,291 --> 01:12:15,374
Good evening, everyone. I'm Wes.

1049
01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:21,665
Andy's younger, dreamier cousin.

1050
01:12:21,666 --> 01:12:23,207
- Lies.
- If not by blood.

1051
01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:24,875
Our mothers were best friends.

1052
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:28,790
And Breeda is the older sister
that I never had.

1053
01:12:28,791 --> 01:12:30,040
Aww.

1054
01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:35,124
So I tried to warn 'em both
that marriage is Russian roulette, okay?

1055
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:38,041
- Should we go over the divorce rate?
- No.

1056
01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:43,749
Okay, suffice it to say,
I wouldn't consider myself a romantic.

1057
01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:44,791
Aw.

1058
01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:51,708
But, um…

1059
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:57,874
did you know that these two
weren't even supposed to meet?

1060
01:12:57,875 --> 01:13:00,207
Andy's alarm randomly didn't go off.

1061
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:04,165
This man has never been late
to anything in his entire life.

1062
01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:07,499
And he missed his dentist appointment.
And he loves the dentist.

1063
01:13:09,166 --> 01:13:10,082
- It's true.
- I do.

1064
01:13:10,083 --> 01:13:13,833
They made him wait for an hour,
and he was about to walk out,

1065
01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:15,957
when Breeda walked in.

1066
01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:17,165
Aww.

1067
01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:19,833
If that alarm had gone off
when it was supposed to,

1068
01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:24,124
these two would never have met,
and we would not be here tonight.

1069
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:28,541
I don't know about gambling on forever,

1070
01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:31,583
but I do know this.

1071
01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:33,791
You're proof

1072
01:13:34,583 --> 01:13:36,250
that sometimes

1073
01:13:37,916 --> 01:13:39,957
life rigs things in our favor.

1074
01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:48,790
To Breeda and Andy.

1075
01:13:48,791 --> 01:13:50,416
Yeah!

1076
01:13:53,041 --> 01:13:54,499
You made a believer out of me.

1077
01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:02,999
- I am so proud of you.
- Couldn't have done it without you, coach.

1078
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,290
That was beautiful.

1079
01:14:04,291 --> 01:14:06,457
- Your hands are so cold.
- I know.

1080
01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:08,665
What?

1081
01:14:08,666 --> 01:14:10,124
Wait, let's warm you up.

1082
01:14:10,125 --> 01:14:11,165
Jeez.

1083
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:14,916
Thanks.

1084
01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:17,583
- Can I top you off?
- Yes, please.

1085
01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:20,000
Thanks.

1086
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,665
- There she is.
- Oh, my God! Jill!

1087
01:14:23,666 --> 01:14:25,540
Oh, wow. I am so starstruck.

1088
01:14:25,541 --> 01:14:27,207
Oh, my God!

1089
01:14:29,916 --> 01:14:32,707
Can I get one more
and a whiskey on the rocks?

1090
01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:35,165
- Yes.
- Thank you for being here. You're so cute.

1091
01:14:35,166 --> 01:14:37,416
- Congrats!
- Enjoy. Thank you!

1092
01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:41,457
- Oh, my God.
- Look who decided to show up!

1093
01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:15,540
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- I'm so sorry.

1094
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:16,958
- Are you all right?
- Sorry.

1095
01:15:17,791 --> 01:15:20,082
Jill! Hey, Jill! Jill, wait!

1096
01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:23,041
Why is my sister's number
connected to your phone, Wes?

1097
01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:26,415
Okay, it's... It's a crazy story.

1098
01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:28,374
I… I got a work phone,

1099
01:15:28,375 --> 01:15:30,957
and then I inherited
your sister's phone number.

1100
01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:33,291
- What are you talking about? How?
- After she died.

1101
01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:36,000
But my sister died in November.

1102
01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:43,791
So, you've been getting my…

1103
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:47,583
voicemails this entire time?

1104
01:15:48,083 --> 01:15:52,457
I was going to tell you. I just…
Things kept happening.

1105
01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:53,791
- And I...
- What did you hear?

1106
01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,125
Wes, what did you hear?

1107
01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:05,916
My bench?

1108
01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,832
You knew that I was gonna be at my bench.

1109
01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:11,082
You knew about José's, about my fantasy.

1110
01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:13,375
You knew about my sister.
You knew everything?

1111
01:16:13,916 --> 01:16:15,125
You knew everything.

1112
01:16:16,416 --> 01:16:19,040
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
- Just… Jill.

1113
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:20,582
- No. I knew it.
- Jill.

1114
01:16:20,583 --> 01:16:23,540
- Hold on.
- I knew that this was too good to be true.

1115
01:16:23,541 --> 01:16:25,915
- No, Jill.
- It was too perfect, I was too happy.

1116
01:16:25,916 --> 01:16:28,999
And I'm not... I'm not that lucky.

1117
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,040
- I was gonna tell you.
- Take this.

1118
01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:32,791
I promise. I…

1119
01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:35,915
I know how much you loved Isabelle, and...

1120
01:16:35,916 --> 01:16:38,041
No, you do not!

1121
01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:42,500
You wouldn't know anything about that.

1122
01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:49,791
You're right.

1123
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:54,416
I don't.

1124
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:58,791
You deserve someone
that can love you like that, and…

1125
01:17:00,166 --> 01:17:01,291
I don't know how.

1126
01:17:06,291 --> 01:17:07,625
That's crazy.

1127
01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:12,125
So you heard all my voicemails,

1128
01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:14,750
and you still don't get it.

1129
01:17:16,791 --> 01:17:21,165
Those voicemails
are not a plea to the universe,

1130
01:17:21,166 --> 01:17:24,333
"God, send me somebody to love me!"

1131
01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:30,707
I don't need a man.

1132
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,416
What I need is my little sister back.

1133
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:13,750
Wait.

1134
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,666
No, no, no, no.

1135
01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:19,875
No, that's…

1136
01:18:29,875 --> 01:18:31,500
Please, no!

1137
01:19:00,291 --> 01:19:02,082
<i>Mettez-vous en rang!</i>

1138
01:19:02,083 --> 01:19:03,416
Line up!

1139
01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:09,875
Prep piggies.

1140
01:19:10,666 --> 01:19:11,915
Yes, Chef!

1141
01:19:11,916 --> 01:19:14,707
The time has come to see which of you,

1142
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:15,750
if any,

1143
01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:19,583
has what it takes to bake.

1144
01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:26,874
Le soufflé.

1145
01:19:26,875 --> 01:19:29,624
- I just have a quick question...
- Begin!

1146
01:19:41,291 --> 01:19:44,166
<i>Vingt et une minutes.</i>
"Twenty-one minutes."

1147
01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:48,416
Fuck you.

1148
01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,333
<i>Quatorze minutes.</i>

1149
01:19:57,916 --> 01:19:59,166
"Fourteen minutes."

1150
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,457
No.

1151
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:19,457
Help me, brother. Pears, plums.
Dragon fruit with chocolate?

1152
01:20:19,458 --> 01:20:21,916
Chocolate crème? That's boring.
What would you do?

1153
01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:24,707
What would you do?

1154
01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:43,458
Fruit…

1155
01:20:44,458 --> 01:20:45,583
of the gods.

1156
01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:50,958
<i>Pistache. Pistache</i> and…

1157
01:20:52,958 --> 01:20:53,875
Raspberry coulis.

1158
01:20:57,541 --> 01:20:58,665
Oh, my God, that's perfect.

1159
01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:01,333
Oh!

1160
01:21:01,916 --> 01:21:04,541
Oh, so sorry.
I didn't hear you say "corner,"

1161
01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:06,540
Kumquat.

1162
01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:17,000
Okay.

1163
01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:18,750
Oh!

1164
01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:24,999
One minute.

1165
01:21:27,916 --> 01:21:29,790
What in the world are you doing?

1166
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:36,332
And three, two, one.

1167
01:21:36,333 --> 01:21:37,915
Time!

1168
01:21:37,916 --> 01:21:40,332
Very good. <i>Très bien.</i>

1169
01:21:43,041 --> 01:21:45,124
<i>Le moment de vérité.</i>

1170
01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:46,375
"The moment of truth."

1171
01:21:52,541 --> 01:21:53,541
Hm.

1172
01:21:55,291 --> 01:21:58,000
It's everything
you've ever taught me, Chef.

1173
01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:01,749
Enjoy.

1174
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:04,582
- You do me great honor.
- Thank you, Chef.

1175
01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:13,665
Yes.

1176
01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:17,290
Soufflé pancakes
with flambé kumquats,

1177
01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:21,999
cream chantilly,
and ground pistachios, Chef.

1178
01:22:46,708 --> 01:22:50,749
Being a baker
is about precision.

1179
01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:52,249
Consistency.

1180
01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:58,665
Being a baker is not
about desperate, frantic experimentation.

1181
01:23:02,458 --> 01:23:04,707
Congratulations, young man.

1182
01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:07,374
Me?

1183
01:23:07,375 --> 01:23:09,332
Me? What?

1184
01:23:12,791 --> 01:23:14,083
Yes!

1185
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,124
Yeah!

1186
01:23:20,291 --> 01:23:22,665
This is a joke, right?

1187
01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:25,624
This is a funny little ha-ha,
little hee-hee joke, no?

1188
01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:27,540
- No.
- You barely tasted that.

1189
01:23:27,541 --> 01:23:31,040
And why might that be?

1190
01:23:31,041 --> 01:23:33,290
Maybe because…

1191
01:23:33,291 --> 01:23:35,166
Uh… no.

1192
01:23:35,958 --> 01:23:37,875
It's raw?

1193
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,082
But you knew that, didn't you?

1194
01:23:42,083 --> 01:23:46,249
Did you also know
that while you're busy out there,

1195
01:23:46,250 --> 01:23:49,499
pretending to be Timothée Chalamet,

1196
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:54,207
he's been sticking pubes in tarts
and butter in freezers?

1197
01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:56,874
And you know what? Did you ever consider

1198
01:23:56,875 --> 01:24:01,833
that the girl with the dead sister might
be the one who wants to cry during sex?!

1199
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:05,040
So, sugar tits, look at me.

1200
01:24:05,041 --> 01:24:10,165
I did not leave my home
and my beautiful family

1201
01:24:10,166 --> 01:24:14,874
to waste this one wild and precious life

1202
01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:19,332
working for the goddamn
Temu Gordon Ramsay.

1203
01:24:19,333 --> 01:24:20,416
You finished…

1204
01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:25,749
fourth on <i>Top Chef</i>!

1205
01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:26,999
It was third!

1206
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,415
And you can drop
the bad Lumière impression

1207
01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:33,999
because we all know
that you're from Wisconsin.

1208
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,499
And that your name…

1209
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,457
No!

1210
01:24:36,458 --> 01:24:38,415
…is Gilbert!

1211
01:24:38,416 --> 01:24:40,124
It's actually Gilbert.

1212
01:24:40,125 --> 01:24:41,790
Who's coming with me?

1213
01:24:41,791 --> 01:24:43,666
Who's coming with me?

1214
01:25:03,458 --> 01:25:06,916
<i>♪ Happy birthday to me ♪</i>

1215
01:25:22,958 --> 01:25:25,124
Surprise!

1216
01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:26,124
Oh, my God.

1217
01:25:26,125 --> 01:25:28,582
<i>I went full Jilly Maguire.</i>

1218
01:25:28,583 --> 01:25:30,582
You told 'em to come with you, didn't you?

1219
01:25:30,583 --> 01:25:32,415
Yeah. Yeah, I did.

1220
01:25:32,416 --> 01:25:34,082
No one came with you, did they?

1221
01:25:34,083 --> 01:25:36,874
No. No, they did not.

1222
01:25:36,875 --> 01:25:38,207
Cowards.

1223
01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:41,833
Not really. Where are they
supposed to come to?

1224
01:25:42,416 --> 01:25:44,250
I have nothing built.

1225
01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:46,999
I have nothing to offer anyone.

1226
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,332
Maybe this isn't who I am anymore.

1227
01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:52,541
And I just need to accept it.
I need to grow up.

1228
01:25:53,458 --> 01:25:56,165
It's time to grow up.
It's time to get a job in accounting.

1229
01:25:56,166 --> 01:25:58,540
- Honey, you're not good at math.
- So bad.

1230
01:25:58,541 --> 01:26:00,125
Maybe I'm good now.

1231
01:26:00,708 --> 01:26:03,207
I haven't counted in a long time.

1232
01:26:03,208 --> 01:26:04,500
Okay. Um…

1233
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,416
We, uh, got something for you.

1234
01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:12,332
We found it in the garage.

1235
01:26:25,583 --> 01:26:27,957
I feel like I'm letting her down.

1236
01:26:27,958 --> 01:26:29,125
Honey.

1237
01:26:30,166 --> 01:26:32,291
You are her hero.

1238
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:36,124
Maybe her hero just wants to go back home.

1239
01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:38,708
Well, then your home
will be waiting for you.

1240
01:26:39,208 --> 01:26:40,374
Always.

1241
01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:43,957
Sweetheart, there's, uh,
something else in there.

1242
01:26:58,916 --> 01:27:00,124
What?

1243
01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:01,874
What is... What is this?

1244
01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:04,082
Izzy's college fund.

1245
01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:05,874
No, I'm not… I can't take that.

1246
01:27:05,875 --> 01:27:08,375
It's not much, but we know
she'd want you to have it.

1247
01:27:10,333 --> 01:27:13,750
You could use it to come back home,
get a new apartment,

1248
01:27:14,291 --> 01:27:16,083
maybe a job in accounting.

1249
01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:21,457
Or you could use it to give 'em hell.

1250
01:27:21,458 --> 01:27:22,875
What would Izzy say?

1251
01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:56,582
- No.

1252
01:27:58,583 --> 01:28:00,750
- I suck.

1253
01:28:10,041 --> 01:28:11,124
Oh, my God.

1254
01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:52,083
Hi, sir. Are you interested
in trying one of…

1255
01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:54,166
Hi.

1256
01:29:06,666 --> 01:29:08,332
- Wow.
- Hi.

1257
01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:09,166
Hey.

1258
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:12,040
Uh, can we get the Ube All Day nachos?

1259
01:29:12,041 --> 01:29:13,207
Yes.

1260
01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:14,625
Thank you.

1261
01:29:16,916 --> 01:29:18,290
Oh, my God!

1262
01:29:18,291 --> 01:29:19,750
Shit, it's on fire!

1263
01:29:29,750 --> 01:29:30,749
So sorry.

1264
01:29:30,750 --> 01:29:34,500
I can't make your dessert nachos…

1265
01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:36,207
anymore.

1266
01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:37,874
I hate you.

1267
01:29:37,875 --> 01:29:39,082
I'm so sorry.

1268
01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:40,666
You've taught her to hate.

1269
01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:55,958
Stupid.

1270
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,708
We're closed!

1271
01:30:03,458 --> 01:30:05,250
I said we're closed!

1272
01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:11,082
- Zella, what are you doing here?
- Shit.

1273
01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:12,125
Short circuit?

1274
01:30:12,958 --> 01:30:15,749
I guess.

1275
01:30:15,750 --> 01:30:17,499
Probably overloaded the battery.

1276
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:19,708
Need to beef up the power system.

1277
01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:24,874
Why are you pre-making chips?
Everything needs to be served hot.

1278
01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:29,874
Well, I don't have time
to make fresh chips every single order.

1279
01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,374
Seems like you do.

1280
01:30:31,375 --> 01:30:33,665
Which brings me to why,
in all that's holy,

1281
01:30:33,666 --> 01:30:35,207
are you parked in the Marina?

1282
01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:38,624
The Marina's pretty,
and there's lots of joggers and...

1283
01:30:38,625 --> 01:30:42,291
Preppy tech bros and Karens
and vegan Alo clones?

1284
01:30:42,791 --> 01:30:44,708
Everyone hates the Marina.

1285
01:30:45,208 --> 01:30:47,040
The Marina hates itself.

1286
01:30:47,041 --> 01:30:48,624
It's basically LA.

1287
01:30:48,625 --> 01:30:51,249
Let's pretend this little soft opening…

1288
01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:53,374
extra soft, flaccid opening
never happened.

1289
01:30:53,375 --> 01:30:59,332
We move the truck
to our grand reopening at Hippie Hill.

1290
01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:00,582
"We"?

1291
01:31:00,583 --> 01:31:02,249
You asked who was with you, right?

1292
01:31:02,250 --> 01:31:03,290
Yeah.

1293
01:31:05,166 --> 01:31:06,833
<i>I'm</i> with you, okay?

1294
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:11,291
I'm with you.

1295
01:31:11,875 --> 01:31:12,750
Why?

1296
01:31:13,250 --> 01:31:14,458
You're good.

1297
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,540
And so am I.

1298
01:31:16,541 --> 01:31:19,625
And if you can't join 'em, beat 'em.

1299
01:33:01,708 --> 01:33:03,290
- Hi.
- Jill.

1300
01:33:03,291 --> 01:33:05,540
You're home.

1301
01:33:05,541 --> 01:33:06,416
Hi, honey.

1302
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:11,625
Yeah. Okay, perfect.

1303
01:33:12,125 --> 01:33:13,290
Okay.

1304
01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:21,249
Mm.

1305
01:33:28,708 --> 01:33:30,625
I ate. I just wanted
to come say hi to you.

1306
01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:33,291
- Hi.
- Hi.

1307
01:33:35,750 --> 01:33:36,625
How are you?

1308
01:33:37,875 --> 01:33:39,375
Will you talk to me?

1309
01:33:40,166 --> 01:33:42,041
We never see you anymore.

1310
01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:47,041
Wes, you spend every night at José's.

1311
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:50,040
- She's not at José's.
- I know that.

1312
01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:53,583
- Do you know that?
- I… know that.

1313
01:33:56,958 --> 01:33:58,291
I just love José's.

1314
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:02,000
No one loves José's that much.

1315
01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:05,582
José doesn't love José's that much.

1316
01:34:05,583 --> 01:34:07,208
I love José's that much.

1317
01:34:09,666 --> 01:34:13,000
Jill's doing really well. If it helps.

1318
01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:15,833
- She got a food truck.
- How do you know?

1319
01:34:16,750 --> 01:34:18,916
Obviously, I follow her on Instagram.
She's adorable.

1320
01:34:22,333 --> 01:34:23,625
You don't ever peek?

1321
01:34:25,166 --> 01:34:28,000
I think she's had enough
of me peeking into her life.

1322
01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:32,666
Yeah.

1323
01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:35,958
Yeah.

1324
01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:50,707
I hope she got her voicemails back.

1325
01:34:50,708 --> 01:34:51,832
What?

1326
01:34:53,833 --> 01:34:57,333
She posted about losing
all of her voicemails from Isabelle.

1327
01:34:59,375 --> 01:35:00,457
It was a while ago.

1328
01:35:00,458 --> 01:35:05,083
She was asking if anyone
knew how to recover them.

1329
01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:11,957
<i>Voicemails?</i>

1330
01:35:11,958 --> 01:35:14,374
They're encrypted.

1331
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:15,791
Probably already wiped.

1332
01:35:16,458 --> 01:35:19,624
Even if they're not,
you'd have to hack into a telecom server,

1333
01:35:19,625 --> 01:35:21,875
which is how you end up on a watch list.

1334
01:35:22,458 --> 01:35:26,707
Why don't you try getting your sales
the old-fashioned way, Wes? By selling.

1335
01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:31,582
No, Felix, it's not for a sale, man.

1336
01:35:31,583 --> 01:35:32,833
It's for a girl.

1337
01:35:38,416 --> 01:35:40,041
And I did everything wrong.

1338
01:35:42,666 --> 01:35:44,625
But this feels like one thing…

1339
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:49,832
I don't know, maybe the only thing
that I can do right.

1340
01:35:59,208 --> 01:36:00,874
<i>Magic: The Gathering?</i>

1341
01:36:00,875 --> 01:36:03,207
What do you think I am? A loser?

1342
01:36:03,208 --> 01:36:07,833
That, Felix, is an Alpha Edition
Black Lotus card.

1343
01:36:08,708 --> 01:36:11,000
That's the most valuable thing I own.

1344
01:36:11,833 --> 01:36:15,290
If anyone can do this, it's you.

1345
01:36:25,166 --> 01:36:26,083
Wes!

1346
01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:31,500
Maybe you should just… call her?

1347
01:36:33,583 --> 01:36:35,291
No. She wouldn't answer.

1348
01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,125
Then…

1349
01:36:39,333 --> 01:36:40,915
leave her a voicemail.

1350
01:36:56,625 --> 01:36:58,916
<i>You've reached Jill,
and you know the drill.</i>

1351
01:36:59,625 --> 01:37:02,458
Hey, Jill. Uh, it's Wes.

1352
01:37:03,833 --> 01:37:04,791
Been a minute.

1353
01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:06,875
Um…

1354
01:37:08,666 --> 01:37:11,708
I saw your food truck is popping off.

1355
01:37:13,291 --> 01:37:14,750
I'm so proud of you.

1356
01:37:15,583 --> 01:37:18,250
I… If I can say that. Um…

1357
01:37:23,333 --> 01:37:24,457
I just…

1358
01:37:24,458 --> 01:37:29,540
I wanted to let you know that,
uh, I got a new work number,

1359
01:37:29,541 --> 01:37:34,208
so you can continue to leave voicemails.

1360
01:37:35,875 --> 01:37:40,374
Um, I paid for the line
to the end of next year.

1361
01:37:40,375 --> 01:37:43,582
And I can extend it longer too.

1362
01:37:43,583 --> 01:37:45,832
Um, as long as you want.

1363
01:37:45,833 --> 01:37:48,791
And no one will be listening.

1364
01:37:50,416 --> 01:37:51,500
Just Izzy.

1365
01:37:57,208 --> 01:37:59,875
You probably have plans tonight, um,

1366
01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:05,916
but I was thinking
of ringing in the New Year at José's.

1367
01:38:07,916 --> 01:38:12,625
You know, who needs a midnight kiss
when you can smash a taco? Am I right?

1368
01:38:13,833 --> 01:38:15,125
That, um…

1369
01:38:16,833 --> 01:38:19,499
Sorry, that sounded better in my head. Uh…

1370
01:38:24,083 --> 01:38:26,458
I don't even know if you're in town.

1371
01:38:27,875 --> 01:38:29,458
So, um…

1372
01:38:33,708 --> 01:38:35,625
Happy New Year, Jill.

1373
01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:41,999
- Intervention.
- What?

1374
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:43,582
- Intervention!
- What are you...

1375
01:38:43,583 --> 01:38:46,165
- You stood us up! Again.
- Mm-hm!

1376
01:38:46,166 --> 01:38:49,582
No cousin of mine is spending
New Year's alone, crying to Taylor Swift.

1377
01:38:49,583 --> 01:38:51,124
I don't cry to Taylor Swift.

1378
01:38:51,125 --> 01:38:53,957
- The whole block can hear!
- They're complaining again.

1379
01:38:53,958 --> 01:38:57,165
- Okay, well, I have plans tonight, so…
- No more tacos!

1380
01:38:57,166 --> 01:38:58,124
Yes, tacos!

1381
01:38:58,125 --> 01:38:59,207
I miss the old Wes!

1382
01:38:59,208 --> 01:39:02,040
I'm sorry. The old Wes can't come
to the phone right now.

1383
01:39:02,041 --> 01:39:04,040
- Why? Oh…
- Oh, no. Don't you dare.

1384
01:39:04,041 --> 01:39:06,499
- Because he's dead.
- Get your ass in the shower!

1385
01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:10,040
My God, you need a shower.
We are going to the party.

1386
01:39:10,041 --> 01:39:12,624
- No!
- Yes!

1387
01:39:15,666 --> 01:39:17,499
Okay. Very mature.

1388
01:39:17,500 --> 01:39:18,416
No!

1389
01:39:25,583 --> 01:39:27,290
I'm Postmating champagne.

1390
01:39:27,291 --> 01:39:28,582
- Very nice.
- Wait.

1391
01:39:28,583 --> 01:39:29,957
Look what you made me do!

1392
01:39:29,958 --> 01:39:34,957
<i>I was thinking
of ringing in the New Year at José's.</i>

1393
01:39:34,958 --> 01:39:40,000
<i>You know, who needs a midnight kiss
when you can smash a taco? Am I right?</i>

1394
01:39:48,458 --> 01:39:49,333
What?

1395
01:39:56,708 --> 01:39:58,540
Thirty minutes.

1396
01:39:58,541 --> 01:39:59,541
Whoo!

1397
01:40:00,750 --> 01:40:02,166
Whoo.

1398
01:40:58,041 --> 01:41:00,333
What was it about her, Wes?

1399
01:41:07,666 --> 01:41:09,582
She had no filter to speak of.

1400
01:41:09,583 --> 01:41:11,333
Hm.

1401
01:41:12,583 --> 01:41:15,749
Her cheeks were always full of food,

1402
01:41:15,750 --> 01:41:16,708
like a…

1403
01:41:17,583 --> 01:41:18,915
sexy chipmunk.

1404
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:22,291
And…

1405
01:41:24,541 --> 01:41:27,165
- Do you guys know what a kumquat is?
- Nope.

1406
01:41:27,166 --> 01:41:29,958
A small citrus fruit
native to Southeast Asia.

1407
01:41:30,708 --> 01:41:31,708
Yeah.

1408
01:41:33,083 --> 01:41:33,958
That was weird.

1409
01:41:38,458 --> 01:41:39,457
And her laugh.

1410
01:41:40,791 --> 01:41:42,083
It was, um…

1411
01:41:47,916 --> 01:41:48,916
Yeah.

1412
01:41:50,708 --> 01:41:52,000
I <i>am</i> broken.

1413
01:41:55,333 --> 01:41:57,041
And she was the dream.

1414
01:41:57,875 --> 01:41:59,875
Have you told her that?

1415
01:42:00,666 --> 01:42:03,040
She is home for the holidays.

1416
01:42:03,041 --> 01:42:04,666
No, it's too late.

1417
01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:10,040
You said it, Breeds,
like, she's not there.

1418
01:42:10,041 --> 01:42:11,791
Why would she be? She…

1419
01:42:14,541 --> 01:42:15,625
I don't deserve that.

1420
01:42:21,666 --> 01:42:26,124
Maybe sometimes life rigs things
in our favor.

1421
01:42:36,708 --> 01:42:37,666
What?

1422
01:42:46,250 --> 01:42:47,250
Oh, my God.

1423
01:42:55,708 --> 01:42:57,415
<i>Hello?</i>

1424
01:42:57,416 --> 01:43:00,290
<i>Hello? I think I have the wrong number.</i>

1425
01:43:00,291 --> 01:43:02,332
<i>I'm trying to reach my big brother, Jill,</i>

1426
01:43:02,333 --> 01:43:04,874
<i>who has an interview today.
Maybe you've heard of her?</i>

1427
01:43:04,875 --> 01:43:08,874
<i>My brother, Jill, who macked
on Colin Corwin then whupped his ass.</i>

1428
01:43:08,875 --> 01:43:13,707
<i>My brother that is the hottest,
bravest, baddest bitch on the block.</i>

1429
01:43:13,708 --> 01:43:16,041
<i>Condoms wear her for protection.</i>

1430
01:43:17,083 --> 01:43:21,666
<i>"Simba, remember who you are."</i>

1431
01:43:23,791 --> 01:43:27,624
<i>That was not my best.</i>

1432
01:43:29,750 --> 01:43:31,874
<i>I've got a good feeling
about this one, Jilly.</i>

1433
01:43:32,791 --> 01:43:35,624
<i>It's okay if you're scared.
I'm right there with you.</i>

1434
01:43:35,625 --> 01:43:36,666
<i>You feel that?</i>

1435
01:43:37,333 --> 01:43:38,791
<i>That's me, brother.</i>

1436
01:43:39,791 --> 01:43:40,833
<i>Get out there.</i>

1437
01:43:51,958 --> 01:43:54,207
This is the part where you run, Wes.

1438
01:43:57,375 --> 01:43:58,749
- Run!
- You have 15 minutes.

1439
01:43:58,750 --> 01:44:00,124
- Okay. Run?
- Now. Go.

1440
01:44:00,125 --> 01:44:01,500
- I should go?
- Yes, go.

1441
01:44:05,333 --> 01:44:06,999
- Love you.
- Oh, there he goes.

1442
01:44:24,291 --> 01:44:26,040
Oh, shit! Whoa!

1443
01:44:26,041 --> 01:44:27,249
Get out of the street!

1444
01:44:50,333 --> 01:44:51,457
Sorry!

1445
01:44:51,458 --> 01:44:54,999
Just... Just looking for somebody.
I'll just be one second.

1446
01:45:14,458 --> 01:45:16,541
- Hi.
- Wait. Jill. Um…

1447
01:45:18,583 --> 01:45:20,125
I gotta tell you something.

1448
01:45:22,625 --> 01:45:23,625
I love you.

1449
01:45:25,083 --> 01:45:30,207
In a very uncool, desperate,
all-consuming kind of way.

1450
01:45:30,208 --> 01:45:32,915
But it wasn't from the moment
that I saw you.

1451
01:45:32,916 --> 01:45:35,415
It was… before then.

1452
01:45:35,416 --> 01:45:36,291
And…

1453
01:45:38,291 --> 01:45:39,499
I'm scared.

1454
01:45:39,500 --> 01:45:41,625
And I…

1455
01:45:42,250 --> 01:45:44,500
I don't really have
the tools for this. But…

1456
01:45:45,541 --> 01:45:48,708
you make me feel brave.

1457
01:45:53,208 --> 01:45:54,875
You make me feel everything.

1458
01:45:59,791 --> 01:46:02,041
I know that you don't need a man, Jill.

1459
01:46:04,958 --> 01:46:06,832
But I sure as hell need you.

1460
01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:22,832
That was good. Really good.

1461
01:46:22,833 --> 01:46:24,457
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

1462
01:46:26,500 --> 01:46:29,040
- I feel like Meg Ryan.
- Mm.

1463
01:46:29,041 --> 01:46:31,624
Well, then that would make me Tom...

1464
01:46:31,625 --> 01:46:33,707
Oh, sorry!

1465
01:46:33,708 --> 01:46:35,582
I told you, I said I was leaving. Okay.

1466
01:46:35,583 --> 01:46:38,165
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

1467
01:46:38,166 --> 01:46:39,165
<i>- Lo siento.</i>
- Thank you.

1468
01:46:44,541 --> 01:46:45,874
Hello.

1469
01:46:45,875 --> 01:46:47,916
Oh, sorry. Just give me one sec.

1470
01:46:48,541 --> 01:46:50,040
I'm gonna go take my break, okay?

1471
01:46:50,041 --> 01:46:51,250
- Do it up.
- Okay.

1472
01:46:51,958 --> 01:46:53,040
Next.

1473
01:46:55,750 --> 01:46:58,625
<i>Your call
has been forwarded to voicemail.</i>

1474
01:46:59,375 --> 01:47:00,915
Hey, Isabelle.

1475
01:47:02,291 --> 01:47:03,416
This is Wes.

1476
01:47:06,333 --> 01:47:08,291
I wanted to ask for your blessing.

1477
01:47:09,666 --> 01:47:11,666
I'm gonna ask Jill to move in with me.

1478
01:47:13,416 --> 01:47:14,791
Or here, so…

1479
01:47:15,541 --> 01:47:20,291
I mean, I guess I'm actually
gonna ask if I can move to her.

1480
01:47:21,750 --> 01:47:22,750
Um…

1481
01:47:25,916 --> 01:47:30,541
I know that I can never replace you, but…

1482
01:47:31,916 --> 01:47:34,375
I promise to watch
every episode of <i>Top Chef.</i>

1483
01:47:35,166 --> 01:47:36,708
Even after I've seen 'em all.

1484
01:47:37,416 --> 01:47:43,333
And, yes, I promise to partake
in all the Robyn dance parties.

1485
01:47:46,500 --> 01:47:47,625
I am…

1486
01:47:49,250 --> 01:47:51,000
sorry I never got to meet you.

1487
01:47:52,333 --> 01:47:54,166
I always wanted a little sister.

1488
01:47:55,333 --> 01:48:00,832
So if there's any way
that you could just, like, give me a sign.

1489
01:48:00,833 --> 01:48:02,166
Hey, Izz.

1490
01:48:03,750 --> 01:48:04,665
I'll be really quick.

1491
01:48:04,666 --> 01:48:07,958
I'll let you get back to margaritas
with Grandpa and Elvis, but I…

1492
01:48:11,125 --> 01:48:14,083
I just wanted to let you know
that this is my last voicemail.

1493
01:48:15,750 --> 01:48:18,541
And I wanted to tell you
not to worry about me, okay?

1494
01:48:20,041 --> 01:48:21,333
I'm gonna be all right.

1495
01:48:24,666 --> 01:48:25,958
This Wes kid…

1496
01:48:28,125 --> 01:48:29,875
I think he's a bird like us.

1497
01:48:31,583 --> 01:48:33,457
I mean, he can't fry an egg,

1498
01:48:33,458 --> 01:48:35,957
and he acts all cool,

1499
01:48:35,958 --> 01:48:38,040
but he's actually
a <i>Magic: The Gathering</i> nerd.

1500
01:48:40,125 --> 01:48:43,333
And he says that he can't dance.
I… I'm working on it.

1501
01:48:45,916 --> 01:48:48,832
But yeah, I just wanted to call
and say that…

1502
01:48:50,541 --> 01:48:51,457
Oh, my God.

1503
01:48:53,750 --> 01:48:56,915
Oh, my God, Izz, it's our song.
It's Robyn! It's Robyn!

1504
01:48:56,916 --> 01:48:59,832
Like a dove with a sign
that says, "Yes, Wes."

1505
01:48:59,833 --> 01:49:02,040
- It's Robyn!
- Ooh... I gotta go.

1506
01:49:02,041 --> 01:49:04,790
It's Robyn!

1507
01:49:04,791 --> 01:49:06,708
Bitch really loves Robyn.

1508
01:49:18,291 --> 01:49:19,332
Well played.

1509
01:49:32,750 --> 01:49:33,915
You ready?

1510
01:50:03,416 --> 01:50:05,165
I love you, Isabelle.