1 00:00:26,844 --> 00:00:30,280 Be very very quiet. I�m hunting rabbits. 2 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:40,313 I am a duck bent on self- preservationum. 3 00:00:42,861 --> 00:00:46,353 Say your prayers, rabbit. It's rabbit season. 4 00:00:46,664 --> 00:00:49,360 - Duck season. - Rabbit season! 5 00:00:53,538 --> 00:00:54,903 Duck season! Fire! 6 00:01:07,419 --> 00:01:09,010 Hold everything. 7 00:01:09,187 --> 00:01:12,555 ''Daffy gets blasted.'' Page 7: ''Daffy gets blasted.'' 8 00:01:13,091 --> 00:01:15,821 Page 8: ''Daffy gets blasted again! '' 9 00:01:15,894 --> 00:01:20,059 What's the matter with you people? We can't do this kind of stuff anymore. 10 00:01:20,166 --> 00:01:21,531 Brothers Warner... 11 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:25,229 show biz legends like me shouldn't have to play stooge... 12 00:01:25,337 --> 00:01:28,204 to that long- eared, carrot- chomping, overbite- challenged- - 13 00:01:28,941 --> 00:01:30,238 What's up, doc? 14 00:01:32,577 --> 00:01:34,239 Bobby, how's the wife? 15 00:01:34,346 --> 00:01:37,110 Great nose job, Chuck. Thanks, girls. 16 00:01:37,216 --> 00:01:39,844 Good rug, Mel. Never would have guessed. 17 00:01:40,452 --> 00:01:42,716 - Pardon me. - The pleasure is mine. 18 00:01:42,788 --> 00:01:46,383 Fellas, I think Daff's right. Maybe I'll take a vacation. 19 00:01:46,458 --> 00:01:48,926 Go visit my 542 nieces and nephews. 20 00:01:49,028 --> 00:01:50,928 Mr. Duck, excuse me, I�m sorry. 21 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:55,057 I don't see how we can have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny. 22 00:01:55,134 --> 00:01:56,727 Oh, my heavens, no. 23 00:01:56,803 --> 00:01:59,363 You couldn't have a movie without Bugs Bunny. 24 00:01:59,438 --> 00:02:03,637 If you don't mind me asking, whose glorified personal assistant are you? 25 00:02:03,742 --> 00:02:06,610 Kate Houghton, Vice President, Comedy. 26 00:02:07,147 --> 00:02:08,307 Right. 27 00:02:08,582 --> 00:02:10,242 Kate did Lethal Weapon Babies. 28 00:02:10,316 --> 00:02:13,980 Finally, a Lethal Weapon that I can take my grandchildren to. 29 00:02:14,421 --> 00:02:15,978 Gentlemen, check your phones. 30 00:02:16,089 --> 00:02:19,616 Our latest research shows that Bugs Bunny is a core asset... 31 00:02:19,725 --> 00:02:23,992 that appeals to male and female, young and old throughout the universe... 32 00:02:24,097 --> 00:02:27,260 while your fan base is limited to angry fat guys in basements. 33 00:02:27,334 --> 00:02:32,271 Yeah, but.... Come on, fellas, I�m thrice the entertainer the rabbit is! 34 00:02:35,776 --> 00:02:37,299 Fine, it's hilarious... 35 00:02:37,411 --> 00:02:40,607 but moviegoers these days demand action heroes, like me! 36 00:02:48,121 --> 00:02:49,748 Top that, rabbit. 37 00:02:55,096 --> 00:02:57,257 So, it has come to this, has it? 38 00:02:57,331 --> 00:02:59,765 I�m afraid the Brothers Warner must choose... 39 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:01,631 between a handsome matinee idol... 40 00:03:01,702 --> 00:03:05,364 or this miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque. 41 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,172 Whichever one's not the duck. 42 00:03:11,012 --> 00:03:13,174 That's the stuff from my office. 43 00:03:13,281 --> 00:03:15,681 - You don't have an office. - Not anymore. 44 00:03:15,783 --> 00:03:17,546 Symbolically, this is bad. 45 00:03:17,819 --> 00:03:20,286 Please, brother. Other brother? 46 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:23,221 Icy she- wolf? Help me, please. 47 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:26,189 I�m too moist and tender to retire. 48 00:03:26,494 --> 00:03:28,553 - Let me escort you out. - Wait! 49 00:03:28,664 --> 00:03:31,360 I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing, or butt- kissing yet. 50 00:03:31,466 --> 00:03:33,457 I�m still begging here! 51 00:03:36,237 --> 00:03:37,500 Freeze! 52 00:03:52,154 --> 00:03:53,712 Can I try that again? 53 00:03:53,822 --> 00:03:56,552 No, thank you. We'll call you. 54 00:04:02,164 --> 00:04:04,689 Hey, D.J. How did your tryout go? 55 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:08,600 Well, let's see. I can say I made an impression. 56 00:04:09,037 --> 00:04:11,904 Your father can get you a job anytime he wants to. 57 00:04:12,007 --> 00:04:15,238 I know, but I don't want that. I'd really rather earn it, sir. 58 00:04:15,344 --> 00:04:19,178 - Mr. Warner mentioned you this morning. - He did? What did he say? 59 00:04:19,248 --> 00:04:21,842 He said don't forget the TurtleWax. 60 00:04:23,585 --> 00:04:25,850 What about animation? I could do cartoons. 61 00:04:25,921 --> 00:04:27,116 Dead duck walking. 62 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:28,883 - Morning, Mr. Bunny. - Very hot now. 63 00:04:28,957 --> 00:04:30,220 And I do voices. Listen. 64 00:04:30,293 --> 00:04:32,726 - Excuse me. - ''Fetch the stick, boy.'' 65 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:35,922 ''What a maroon.'' ''You can't handle the truth.'' 66 00:04:36,399 --> 00:04:37,889 Some grip, lady. 67 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,192 I need you to eject this duck. 68 00:04:40,737 --> 00:04:42,932 - Lady, this is Daffy Duck. - Exactly. 69 00:04:43,039 --> 00:04:44,802 - Not anymore. We own the name. - Yeah? 70 00:04:44,907 --> 00:04:47,535 You can't stop me from calling myself.... 71 00:04:48,211 --> 00:04:50,372 - What do you know? - You fired Daffy Duck? 72 00:04:50,446 --> 00:04:52,812 No, I didn't. I did. They did. 73 00:04:52,982 --> 00:04:55,382 You just were following orders. 74 00:04:56,487 --> 00:04:58,954 You know what? You don't know me. 75 00:04:59,889 --> 00:05:03,290 You're Kate Houghton, you're the VP of Comedy. Go figure. 76 00:05:03,394 --> 00:05:07,626 You drive a red 1988 Alfa Romeo. Good engine. Little under- driven. 77 00:05:07,798 --> 00:05:11,289 I know this because you nearly ran me over last week. 78 00:05:11,901 --> 00:05:15,394 Anyway, about that duck, you want me to get rid of him still? 79 00:05:17,941 --> 00:05:20,432 - Duck, yes. Eject the duck, please. - I can't do that. 80 00:05:20,511 --> 00:05:22,274 - Why not? - He's gone. 81 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:30,253 What are you waiting for, backup? 82 00:05:37,528 --> 00:05:39,826 Shabby job so far, constable. 83 00:05:40,431 --> 00:05:42,023 Quick! After me! 84 00:05:42,166 --> 00:05:45,431 Now you're gonna pay for that one. Come here! 85 00:05:45,502 --> 00:05:47,630 - Dress Inspector! - Look out! 86 00:05:47,704 --> 00:05:49,673 One side, Spartacuses. 87 00:05:52,943 --> 00:05:54,969 - Come on. - Daffy, stop! 88 00:05:55,446 --> 00:05:57,437 Cut him off at the pass, boys. 89 00:05:57,881 --> 00:06:00,783 All units in pursuit of little black duck. 90 00:06:06,291 --> 00:06:08,122 Well, that's just cheating. 91 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:23,664 Don't follow me. 92 00:06:28,714 --> 00:06:31,342 That's not right. Cut! 93 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:36,916 That's lunch, everybody! 94 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:42,717 - That airbag cost a lot of money. - I�m okay. 95 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,554 Good morning. Batman, you good? 96 00:06:46,665 --> 00:06:47,927 All right. 97 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:50,430 My chariot awaits. 98 00:06:50,668 --> 00:06:51,930 Yes! 99 00:06:52,705 --> 00:06:55,333 Bat- lights. Bat- conditioning. Bat- stereo. 100 00:06:56,242 --> 00:06:57,607 To the Duck Cave. 101 00:06:58,277 --> 00:06:59,767 Now what are you doing? 102 00:06:59,945 --> 00:07:02,345 Stay away from that Batmobile! 103 00:07:03,449 --> 00:07:07,044 - I�m allowed to steal. I�m a celebrity. - Tell it to the judge! 104 00:07:07,888 --> 00:07:09,856 - Feeling pretty good about yourself? - I am. 105 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:15,360 - You bested that dastardly duck? - I did. 106 00:07:16,696 --> 00:07:19,290 You're gonna offer your catch to the pretty executive? 107 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:20,422 Indeed. 108 00:07:22,702 --> 00:07:24,135 Miss Houghton! 109 00:07:32,144 --> 00:07:33,908 Get out of the way! 110 00:07:39,785 --> 00:07:40,877 Look out! 111 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,596 What do you know? I found Nemo. 112 00:08:00,408 --> 00:08:02,272 I think she likes you. 113 00:08:11,452 --> 00:08:14,250 Your father would be so ashamed of you. 114 00:08:31,806 --> 00:08:33,831 But I was.... lt was.... 115 00:08:38,512 --> 00:08:42,813 At first, they told me to lose the stutter. Now they tell me I�m not funny. 116 00:08:42,883 --> 00:08:45,818 It's a pain in the butt being politically correct. 117 00:08:45,886 --> 00:08:47,615 You're telling me. 118 00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:50,214 What kind of performance do you call that? 119 00:08:50,325 --> 00:08:53,351 You made me sound like a total space cadet, man. 120 00:08:53,462 --> 00:08:57,488 I�m sorry you feel that way. I was trying to be real to your character. 121 00:08:57,565 --> 00:09:01,468 If you, like, goof on me in the sequel, I�m coming after you. 122 00:09:01,536 --> 00:09:04,027 And I'll give you a Scooby Snack! 123 00:09:04,739 --> 00:09:07,708 There are some areas of the script I think we need to address. 124 00:09:07,809 --> 00:09:11,039 There's no heart, no cooperation, nobody learns anything. 125 00:09:11,146 --> 00:09:13,740 Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine. 126 00:09:13,849 --> 00:09:16,647 - He's gone. - No, Daffy always comes back. 127 00:09:16,718 --> 00:09:18,583 I just tell him how much I need him. 128 00:09:18,687 --> 00:09:21,656 We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh. 129 00:09:21,723 --> 00:09:24,590 The duck is history, okay? So the question is... 130 00:09:24,693 --> 00:09:28,754 how can I help you reposition your brand identity? 131 00:09:29,531 --> 00:09:33,433 Answer: We team you up with a hot female co- star. 132 00:09:33,602 --> 00:09:34,900 Usually... 133 00:09:35,203 --> 00:09:37,535 I play the female love interest. 134 00:09:40,376 --> 00:09:44,368 About the cross- dressing thing? ln the past, funny. Today, disturbing. 135 00:09:45,047 --> 00:09:47,845 Lady, if you don't find a rabbit with lipstick amusing... 136 00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:49,941 you and I have nothing to say to each other. 137 00:09:50,053 --> 00:09:52,681 Look, I�m trying to be nice... 138 00:09:52,788 --> 00:09:55,417 but I was brought in to leverage your synergy... 139 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:58,357 and I am not going to let you or some wacky duck- - 140 00:09:58,428 --> 00:09:59,520 Daffy. 141 00:09:59,595 --> 00:10:03,224 Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruitcake, crispy over rice, it doesn't matter. 142 00:10:03,366 --> 00:10:05,061 Well, these matter. 143 00:10:05,568 --> 00:10:06,967 And this. 144 00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:11,031 And they say we get Daffy back. Right, boys? 145 00:10:11,107 --> 00:10:13,200 - We want Daffy! - Bring him back! 146 00:10:13,276 --> 00:10:14,573 We love Daffy! 147 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:22,040 Little Damian. 148 00:10:22,719 --> 00:10:24,152 Hey, Granny. 149 00:10:24,888 --> 00:10:26,047 Hi, Tweety. 150 00:10:26,122 --> 00:10:27,613 How was work today? 151 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,255 Eventful. 152 00:10:30,561 --> 00:10:32,620 What a nice young man. 153 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:52,312 Guess who? So did you miss me? 154 00:10:56,788 --> 00:10:58,346 I�m glad I was fired. 155 00:10:58,455 --> 00:11:01,322 ln a few days, they'll be kissing my befeathered rump... 156 00:11:01,425 --> 00:11:03,290 begging me to come back. But I won't. 157 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,522 Did I miss the part where I invited you in? 158 00:11:05,629 --> 00:11:08,427 I'll be too busy accepting numerous, multiple offers. 159 00:11:08,499 --> 00:11:10,263 Every studio in town.... 160 00:11:13,537 --> 00:11:16,371 Who am I kidding? My career is over. 161 00:11:17,175 --> 00:11:19,369 Perhaps I was being too polite. Get out! 162 00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:22,207 I'll starve. I'll have to eat envelope glue. 163 00:11:22,312 --> 00:11:23,712 Wait, a sushi bar. 164 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:26,813 No! 165 00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:33,814 - Daffy. - Yes. 166 00:11:34,692 --> 00:11:36,957 Leave my father's house. Now. 167 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,866 You live with Daddy? 168 00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:47,563 Yeah, so? Just, you know, kind of temporarily. 169 00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:49,663 I've hit rock bottom. 170 00:11:49,741 --> 00:11:53,336 I�m hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father. 171 00:11:55,747 --> 00:11:59,650 My grease and gravy! Your dad is Damian Drake. 172 00:12:00,585 --> 00:12:04,147 - The super spy. - He's an actor who plays a spy. 173 00:12:05,156 --> 00:12:08,558 - And that? That was his I Spy Award. - Ingenious. 174 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:13,788 An actor playing a super spy as a cover for being a super spy playing an actor. 175 00:12:13,865 --> 00:12:16,699 ln fact, I'll bet this whole dump is a super spy lair. 176 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,498 Nothing is as it seems. 177 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:23,332 You're probably protected by an invisible force field right this minute. 178 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,374 The force field- penetrating apple. 179 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:30,745 Just feel free to continue your delusional ranting... 180 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,914 while I answer my.... 181 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,216 Remote? 182 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,584 Hello? 183 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,303 - Son? - Dad? 184 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,308 What are you doing in the painting? 185 00:12:56,409 --> 00:13:00,572 I wanted to keep you out of this, but there's no one else I can trust. 186 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,610 Can you hold on a second? 187 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,278 Are you shooting a movie or something? 188 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,580 A new Damian Drake movie? Cool. 189 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,448 Come to Las Vegas. 190 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,923 Ask Dusty Tails for the Blue Monkey. 191 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,219 The Blue Monkey? What's a Blue Monkey? 192 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,822 A diamond. A very special diamond. 193 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,992 Find Dusty Tails. 194 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,164 Dad, you need me to call the police or something? 195 00:13:29,911 --> 00:13:31,845 - No police. - Dad, are you all right? 196 00:13:31,946 --> 00:13:35,177 I�m sorry I never told you this before, but I.... 197 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:41,750 - Dad? - Diamond? I�m rich! 198 00:13:45,293 --> 00:13:48,456 - I've joined the leisure class. - I gotta go save my dad. 199 00:13:48,529 --> 00:13:52,488 Your dad, yeah. So count me in. A spy caper. 200 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:56,627 Double agents, exploding bikinis, tigers hanging from helicopters! 201 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,771 I'm through with show biz! 202 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,001 From now on, I�m gonna live the adventure. 203 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:04,135 - Next stop, Las Vegas. - I'll take my dad's old car. 204 00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:08,004 - A super spy car. Let's ride. - This isn't a spy car. 205 00:14:08,649 --> 00:14:11,949 Your dad is a spy. Ipso ergo, a spy car. 206 00:14:12,053 --> 00:14:14,385 I used to deliver pizzas in this car. 207 00:14:15,723 --> 00:14:17,316 Secret pizzas? 208 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:19,288 A spy pie, maybe? 209 00:14:20,696 --> 00:14:23,630 Fine, be that way. But it's definitely a spy car! 210 00:14:23,699 --> 00:14:25,188 A little help here? 211 00:14:26,902 --> 00:14:28,028 Ducks. 212 00:14:36,812 --> 00:14:38,837 You know how I know it's a spy car? 213 00:14:38,914 --> 00:14:42,247 Because it looks absolutely nothing like a spy car. 214 00:14:58,701 --> 00:15:02,569 I don't think this routine is gonna work without Daffy, but.... 215 00:15:02,672 --> 00:15:03,695 Action. 216 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,741 Say your prayers, rabbit. It's rabbit season. 217 00:15:06,842 --> 00:15:09,072 - Duck season. - Rabbit season. 218 00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:14,077 - Rabbit season. - Wait a minute. 219 00:15:14,182 --> 00:15:16,515 See, I told you this wasn't gonna work without- - 220 00:15:19,355 --> 00:15:22,119 Pain. Agony! 221 00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:25,224 You're fired. 222 00:15:26,095 --> 00:15:27,255 What? 223 00:15:27,797 --> 00:15:30,630 - But you- - - You got rid of our best duck. 224 00:15:33,536 --> 00:15:35,299 You can't fire me. 225 00:15:35,405 --> 00:15:38,533 My films have made $950 million! 226 00:15:38,942 --> 00:15:41,637 - That's not a billion. - Nope. Not a billion. 227 00:15:41,744 --> 00:15:43,269 Okay. 228 00:15:45,548 --> 00:15:46,913 All right. 229 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:51,118 I think we can all agree that the decision to get rid of Daffy was a poor one. 230 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:52,654 But it's time to move on. 231 00:15:52,756 --> 00:15:56,624 And by move on, I mean reversing course and getting Daffy back. 232 00:15:56,994 --> 00:15:58,325 By Monday. 233 00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:02,321 I will have Daffy back on Monday. 234 00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:05,824 That went well. 235 00:16:06,169 --> 00:16:10,504 Listen, doll face, if I know Daffy, he's already hit the road by now. 236 00:16:17,614 --> 00:16:18,979 It's good to stretch. 237 00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:21,381 I�m getting tired of throwing you out of the car. 238 00:16:21,485 --> 00:16:23,511 That's my plan in a nutshell. 239 00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:27,547 Now, listen, if we run into anything that requires super spy skills... 240 00:16:27,658 --> 00:16:31,116 like cracking wise, smooching dames, you better leave that to me. 241 00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:34,461 However, if we have any security guarding needs.... 242 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:37,566 Very funny, duck. I�m not a security guard. 243 00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:41,070 For your information, it's just a job. It's what I do for money. 244 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,163 What I really do is.... 245 00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:45,506 I�m a stuntman. 246 00:16:45,577 --> 00:16:48,045 - You? A stuntman? Please. - I am ! 247 00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:52,474 Did you see those Mummy movies? I�m in them more than Brendan Fraser is. 248 00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:55,146 No, he couldn't stand that. 249 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:59,180 One day he decides that, ''No! The Bren- master does all his own stunts! '' 250 00:16:59,257 --> 00:17:03,523 Listen, muscles, if this heap ever makes it to Vegas, I'll do all the stunts. 251 00:17:03,595 --> 00:17:04,721 Duck here. 252 00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:08,322 - Daffy, old chum, how the heck- - - Cram it down your rabbit hole. 253 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:12,426 I think I can get you your old job back with less of a pay cut than usual. 254 00:17:12,537 --> 00:17:14,027 So not interested. 255 00:17:14,105 --> 00:17:17,233 I�m off to Las Vegas with my new sidekick D.J... 256 00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:19,742 to match wits with spies and showgirls. 257 00:17:19,844 --> 00:17:21,745 It's a little adventure I call: 258 00:17:21,847 --> 00:17:24,610 ''Daffy Duck's Quest for the Blue Monkey.'' 259 00:17:24,717 --> 00:17:26,685 And you're not in it. 260 00:17:28,687 --> 00:17:30,176 Blue Monkey? 261 00:17:43,369 --> 00:17:44,631 Blue Monkey? 262 00:17:46,972 --> 00:17:48,769 It's a little adventure I call. 263 00:17:48,874 --> 00:17:51,866 'Daffy Duck's Quest for the Blue Monkey. ' 264 00:18:05,592 --> 00:18:07,287 This is unacceptable! 265 00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:14,924 We cannot have 9- year- olds working in sweatshops making Acme sneakers... 266 00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:18,094 not when 3- year- olds work for so much less. 267 00:18:19,673 --> 00:18:22,301 But, sir, they require naps. 268 00:18:23,176 --> 00:18:26,145 Put double espresso in their sippy cups. 269 00:18:29,082 --> 00:18:30,674 What's next on the agenda? 270 00:18:30,784 --> 00:18:34,151 Where's my people? What's coming up? What's the next thing? 271 00:18:37,858 --> 00:18:39,450 Thank you, Bob. 272 00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:41,789 Grave news, my friends. 273 00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,862 Direct your attention to the video screen. 274 00:18:48,603 --> 00:18:51,628 Cable, input, VCR, satellite. 275 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:58,372 Input, satellite, tape, menu, rewind... 276 00:18:58,546 --> 00:19:00,036 power, on. 277 00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:07,109 lt seems that Damian Drake's son knows about the Blue Monkey... 278 00:19:07,288 --> 00:19:09,722 and he is on his way to Las Vegas. 279 00:19:10,558 --> 00:19:13,959 He must not find the location of the diamond before we do. 280 00:19:14,996 --> 00:19:17,022 How is the interrogation going? 281 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,663 He's about ready to crack, boss! 282 00:19:31,312 --> 00:19:34,475 Cable, input, VCR and satellite, off. 283 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,582 We cannot let the good guys win this time, people. 284 00:19:37,685 --> 00:19:39,711 We must capture this son of a spy... 285 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,345 and we must locate the diamond... 286 00:19:41,422 --> 00:19:44,256 and use its powers for our own diabolical ends! 287 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,891 - Copy that to all departments. - I didn't quite get that. 288 00:19:50,999 --> 00:19:52,364 Didn't quite.... 289 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,995 Something about capturing the son of a spy... 290 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,664 and using the diamond's power for our diabolical ends. 291 00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,572 Be sure and use the laugh. I like the laugh. Don't you? 292 00:20:00,676 --> 00:20:02,610 - And what is your name? - Mary. 293 00:20:02,711 --> 00:20:04,201 Well, Mary... 294 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,576 how'd you like to do a little kissing later? 295 00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:12,710 That's what they all say at first. 296 00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:17,757 Soon the ACME Corporation will tower over all of creation! 297 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,293 All of creation! 298 00:20:30,038 --> 00:20:31,471 Wait a minute. 299 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,872 - Yes? - What about the duck? 300 00:20:42,385 --> 00:20:44,546 Extra crispy. 301 00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:56,996 Hello? 302 00:21:13,483 --> 00:21:16,612 D.J., I�m not here to fire you again. 303 00:21:16,687 --> 00:21:20,646 I just want to know if that duck told you where he was going. 304 00:22:11,142 --> 00:22:14,907 - Doesn't anyone knock anymore? - Why are you torturing me? 305 00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:17,745 What have I ever done that.... 306 00:22:21,386 --> 00:22:22,547 Great. 307 00:22:23,188 --> 00:22:26,055 I just fired the son of our biggest star. 308 00:22:29,194 --> 00:22:32,095 This has been a career- making day, Kate. 309 00:22:32,197 --> 00:22:34,688 First you get rid of the duck that everybody hates... 310 00:22:34,766 --> 00:22:37,564 but then, of course, they all want him back. 311 00:22:38,436 --> 00:22:42,373 And worst of all, you get into a big fight with Bugs Bunny... 312 00:22:42,441 --> 00:22:46,900 who you revere and who you've tried to model your life after. 313 00:22:48,514 --> 00:22:51,074 I hate to see a grown man cry. 314 00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:53,678 Especially when it's a girl. 315 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:56,414 Listen, toots, would it stop the waterworks... 316 00:22:56,522 --> 00:23:00,424 if I told you Daffy was going to Las Vegas with that guy D.J.? 317 00:23:02,728 --> 00:23:04,127 lt might. 318 00:23:04,363 --> 00:23:08,459 Well, then, how's about we travel in style in this? 319 00:23:12,404 --> 00:23:14,565 Las Vegas, Jeeves. 320 00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:17,372 Taking you to Las Vegas. 321 00:24:01,821 --> 00:24:04,289 You've got no music in your soul, sister. 322 00:24:04,358 --> 00:24:06,291 I am aware of that, yes. 323 00:24:07,694 --> 00:24:10,595 He sure went for all the extras. What a maroon. 324 00:24:10,664 --> 00:24:13,327 Don't touch anything. This is Damian Drake's car- - 325 00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:15,162 - Let's see. - No! 326 00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:22,475 What does this one do? 327 00:24:26,646 --> 00:24:28,706 Shaken, not stirred, sir. 328 00:24:29,884 --> 00:24:31,784 It's 5:00 somewhere. 329 00:24:31,886 --> 00:24:36,186 - If you touch one more thing- - - I�m about to defy you. 330 00:24:38,192 --> 00:24:40,854 - Now you done it. - Arms at your side, please. 331 00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:51,570 Formalwear activated. 332 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,031 You clean up nice, kid. 333 00:24:55,843 --> 00:24:56,902 No! 334 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,021 Las Vegas! 335 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,671 Smell that, D.J.? 336 00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:32,213 That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour... 337 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:35,114 and busload upon busload of senior citizens. 338 00:25:35,218 --> 00:25:37,014 Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous. 339 00:25:37,085 --> 00:25:40,680 Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond... 340 00:25:40,756 --> 00:25:43,248 apply kung fu liberally as needed. 341 00:25:47,230 --> 00:25:49,220 Under no circumstances are you to allow... 342 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:52,757 the young Mr. Drake and his duck cohort out of the casino in one piece. 343 00:25:52,868 --> 00:25:54,700 - ls that clear? - Okay. 344 00:25:54,771 --> 00:25:57,534 You want the varmints and what they come for. 345 00:25:57,606 --> 00:26:01,474 I got you. But what's in it for old Sam? 346 00:26:11,387 --> 00:26:13,116 I got you. 347 00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:20,793 Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the theme song to six Damian Drake movies? 348 00:26:20,897 --> 00:26:22,126 I know. He's my father. 349 00:26:22,231 --> 00:26:24,097 - Your dad is Damian Drake? - Yes! 350 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:26,261 I�m kidding, relax. We did that. 351 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:29,267 I say, listen up, y'all. 352 00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:32,672 Please put your greasy, buffet- shoveling hands together... 353 00:26:32,776 --> 00:26:34,243 for our next act. 354 00:26:34,311 --> 00:26:37,474 If you've heard her before, you're not here now. 355 00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:39,480 So, I say, let me introduce you... 356 00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:42,677 to Miss Dusty Tails. 357 00:27:18,123 --> 00:27:19,350 Dusty! 358 00:27:20,691 --> 00:27:22,159 Can I talk to you? 359 00:27:31,535 --> 00:27:32,729 What the.... 360 00:27:41,813 --> 00:27:43,041 What? 361 00:27:43,815 --> 00:27:45,976 Dusty, I gotta talk to you. 362 00:27:46,651 --> 00:27:49,381 - I�m Damian Drake's son, D.J. - What? 363 00:27:51,022 --> 00:27:53,014 How do I know it's you? 364 00:27:55,193 --> 00:27:56,751 You are Damian's son. 365 00:27:56,861 --> 00:27:58,853 ls there someplace we can talk? 366 00:28:00,332 --> 00:28:04,393 - Excuse me, I have to change. - Okay, toots, hand over the diamond. 367 00:28:04,502 --> 00:28:07,028 - He brought a goose? - It's duck, thank you. 368 00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:09,831 - Hi. - You again. 369 00:28:10,042 --> 00:28:12,066 Listen up, you darn imbeciles! 370 00:28:12,178 --> 00:28:14,544 We gotta get them varmints and what they come for! 371 00:28:14,613 --> 00:28:17,912 - And then we blast them? - Then we blast them. 372 00:28:18,184 --> 00:28:21,085 Now if I were a giant diamond, where would I be? 373 00:28:21,187 --> 00:28:22,779 Well, not there. 374 00:28:23,756 --> 00:28:25,724 - My dad's in trouble... - Not here. 375 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:29,488 ...and he said that I should ask you about the Blue Monkey. 376 00:28:30,062 --> 00:28:32,623 - So then you know? - Definitely. Yes. 377 00:28:32,731 --> 00:28:35,723 I figured something must have happened when he didn't show up. 378 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:38,235 I�m sorry, but that's what comes with being a spy. 379 00:28:38,304 --> 00:28:42,604 So, you're a spy, too? 380 00:28:43,476 --> 00:28:46,412 The pop diva thing? That's just one side of me. 381 00:28:46,479 --> 00:28:49,539 I also work for the Agency. Professional assassin. 382 00:28:49,615 --> 00:28:52,084 It's really hard trying to juggle the two sometimes. 383 00:28:52,152 --> 00:28:54,278 I don't know what I'll do when I have kids. 384 00:28:54,387 --> 00:28:58,983 Do you know how hard it is to find a nanny with advance weapons training? 385 00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:02,117 How many galoshes died to make that little number? 386 00:29:02,229 --> 00:29:04,423 What about this Blue Monkey? 387 00:29:04,498 --> 00:29:07,990 Your father was assigned to track it down before the chairman could. 388 00:29:08,101 --> 00:29:10,501 The diamond has supernatural powers. 389 00:29:10,604 --> 00:29:13,767 lt would be a disaster if it fell into the wrong hands. 390 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,274 I was supposed to give him this. 391 00:29:16,443 --> 00:29:20,504 This is not a king- sized diamond. This is a queen of diamonds. 392 00:29:20,614 --> 00:29:22,981 What kind of sick joke is this? 393 00:29:23,150 --> 00:29:24,980 - Can I have that? - Very funny. 394 00:29:25,085 --> 00:29:26,780 That is so sweet. 395 00:29:26,953 --> 00:29:29,285 You trying to take over for your father. 396 00:29:29,356 --> 00:29:31,620 These evil forces? They're bad people. 397 00:29:31,691 --> 00:29:34,854 Relax, sister. I don't know the meaning of the word ''fear.'' 398 00:29:34,961 --> 00:29:36,452 Say your prayers, duck! 399 00:29:36,531 --> 00:29:38,794 Fear: noun. A state of terror. 400 00:29:39,165 --> 00:29:40,497 Incoming! 401 00:29:51,011 --> 00:29:53,480 This mission needs years of experience and training. 402 00:29:53,548 --> 00:29:56,881 Maybe. I ain't got time for that right now. I gotta go save my dad. 403 00:29:56,984 --> 00:29:58,952 Don't lose that card. It's important. 404 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,781 After him, boys! 405 00:30:17,705 --> 00:30:19,469 Easy on the feathers. 406 00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:23,032 Come back here, you card- carrying coyote! 407 00:30:24,846 --> 00:30:27,405 Dadburn slapstick clich�! 408 00:30:27,915 --> 00:30:31,579 Faster! Climb like my life depended on it. 409 00:30:34,523 --> 00:30:36,081 You run, I'll steer. 410 00:30:36,191 --> 00:30:38,989 Right! I mean, left. Your other left. 411 00:30:44,066 --> 00:30:46,364 That's what I�m talking about! 412 00:30:48,136 --> 00:30:49,967 ls that all you got? 413 00:30:51,006 --> 00:30:53,133 That's gonna leave a mark. 414 00:30:55,577 --> 00:30:58,011 That's not boxing. Bite his ear! 415 00:31:01,149 --> 00:31:04,312 Left and a right and a left and a right- left! 416 00:31:07,255 --> 00:31:09,348 I�m gonna come up on you. 417 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:20,231 I'll take that playing card. 418 00:31:27,877 --> 00:31:30,038 - After it, stunt boy. - Man. 419 00:31:30,113 --> 00:31:31,273 Jump! 420 00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:52,891 All right, when I say, place your bets, gentlemen. 421 00:31:52,969 --> 00:31:56,531 Money plays, loser stays. Everyone's a.... Not everyone. 422 00:31:56,607 --> 00:31:58,972 Here's my money. Now play. 423 00:31:59,309 --> 00:32:01,139 - Card, sir? - Hit me. 424 00:32:01,245 --> 00:32:04,304 Don't you want to look at your cards first, son? 425 00:32:04,415 --> 00:32:07,213 Boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. 426 00:32:07,451 --> 00:32:09,612 - Hit me. - No, hit me first! 427 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,914 I said await your turn, sir. 428 00:32:11,988 --> 00:32:13,251 Hit me. 429 00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:23,293 No, hit me, fragnabbit! 430 00:32:24,835 --> 00:32:27,565 - He's the boss. - You son of a- - 431 00:32:27,638 --> 00:32:29,003 Card, sir? 432 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,902 Hit me. 433 00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:32,940 Twenty- one, a winner! 434 00:32:33,010 --> 00:32:34,342 Let's go! 435 00:32:36,848 --> 00:32:39,646 ''And then they made their heroic escape! '' 436 00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:48,855 I say we do Cirque du Soleil and call it a night. 437 00:32:50,295 --> 00:32:52,559 How about the Liberace Museum? 438 00:32:55,567 --> 00:32:58,900 All right, let's see what this baby can really do. 439 00:33:05,577 --> 00:33:07,568 Now, that's an interesting feature. 440 00:33:07,645 --> 00:33:10,409 Come back, you absconders! 441 00:33:10,682 --> 00:33:12,616 Watch yourself, ma'am. 442 00:33:13,486 --> 00:33:15,476 I love this rug. 443 00:33:15,854 --> 00:33:19,255 - Come back here, you varmints! - Run. Move. Go. 444 00:33:24,095 --> 00:33:25,427 Nice car. 445 00:33:25,663 --> 00:33:27,154 Don't hit me. 446 00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:31,257 It's a modified Chevrolet with a big 24 on the side. 447 00:33:36,342 --> 00:33:40,210 Out of the way, fancy boy. I�m a- commandeering this here clown car. 448 00:33:40,312 --> 00:33:42,041 After them, boys! 449 00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:43,445 Shotgun! 450 00:33:45,017 --> 00:33:47,985 Rag- flagging ragtag sidekicks! 451 00:33:50,055 --> 00:33:52,853 Slow down, will you? I�m waddling here. 452 00:33:52,958 --> 00:33:55,722 Come back, you darn idiot galoots! 453 00:34:00,566 --> 00:34:04,969 There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las Vegas. 454 00:34:05,038 --> 00:34:07,199 We are never going to find that duck. 455 00:34:11,845 --> 00:34:13,870 Daff never misses a cue. 456 00:34:20,921 --> 00:34:23,411 - What's up, duck? - Don't you start with me. 457 00:34:24,057 --> 00:34:25,422 Excuse me. 458 00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:27,720 You! 459 00:34:27,828 --> 00:34:28,886 - You. - Him. 460 00:34:28,995 --> 00:34:30,223 - Her. - Them ! 461 00:34:30,330 --> 00:34:31,728 Out of my way! 462 00:34:35,902 --> 00:34:37,494 Dagnabbit! 463 00:34:37,604 --> 00:34:41,233 - You are in big trouble, mister. - Agreed! 464 00:34:46,546 --> 00:34:47,570 Out! 465 00:34:47,682 --> 00:34:50,377 What are you doing, kidnapping me? Stop the car. 466 00:34:50,450 --> 00:34:52,384 This is my adventure, bub. 467 00:34:59,292 --> 00:35:00,589 Coming through. 468 00:35:05,066 --> 00:35:08,433 What brings you to Las Vegas? You ran out of people to fire in L.A.? 469 00:35:08,535 --> 00:35:10,163 You stole my duck. 470 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:13,866 - Your duck? I belong to the world. - You know what? You can have him. 471 00:35:23,551 --> 00:35:26,418 Dynamite? Who has dynamite? 472 00:35:26,787 --> 00:35:28,186 Welcome to my world. 473 00:35:30,191 --> 00:35:31,215 Hang on. 474 00:35:43,738 --> 00:35:45,969 Throw it out the window. Throw it out! 475 00:35:46,073 --> 00:35:49,305 - But innocent people could be hurt. - Throw it out the window! 476 00:35:49,410 --> 00:35:52,073 lt will send the wrong message to children. 477 00:36:07,963 --> 00:36:10,227 Didn't he used to be behind us? 478 00:36:24,246 --> 00:36:26,976 We're having duck tonight, boys. 479 00:36:27,617 --> 00:36:31,450 Just a suggestion, but all those in favor of not hitting that wall say ''aye.'' 480 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,284 - Aye! - Mother. 481 00:36:33,623 --> 00:36:34,988 Taking you to Mother. 482 00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:03,651 Look, a shooting star. Quick, everybody make a wish. 483 00:37:05,054 --> 00:37:08,990 You know, I�m beginning to think that this one is the spy car. 484 00:37:09,058 --> 00:37:09,786 What? 485 00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:14,657 ETA to Mother, 10 minutes. 486 00:37:27,177 --> 00:37:30,840 Please return your seatbacks to their full and upright position. 487 00:37:30,948 --> 00:37:34,111 So, what are your plans now, if I may ask? 488 00:37:34,184 --> 00:37:36,618 Daffy will save us. He's the hero. 489 00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:38,780 All right, bucktooth. Stick a carrot in it. 490 00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:42,190 Everybody calm down, all right? I can handle this. 491 00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:55,963 Sell my Warner Brothers stock. 492 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,032 I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny is about to die. 493 00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:07,048 Out of gas. 494 00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:10,350 What? lt doesn't work like that. 495 00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:14,756 Thanks, toots. 496 00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:28,602 - Carrot? - No, thanks. 497 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:38,776 You really think that playing card is going to help you rescue your father? 498 00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:40,283 Yeah, I do. 499 00:38:41,087 --> 00:38:43,885 You know this all sounds insane, right? 500 00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:51,855 I remember the first time I saw your dad in the movies. 501 00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,695 So breathtaking. 502 00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:04,108 Your hair smells nice. 503 00:39:05,311 --> 00:39:09,714 - You say something? - No, just saying good night. 504 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:13,083 I�m telling you, Daffy... 505 00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:16,212 I heard the Warner Brothers say you were their best duck. 506 00:39:16,288 --> 00:39:19,281 Flattered though I may be, flattened I will not... 507 00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:21,222 in order for you to get the laughs. 508 00:39:21,293 --> 00:39:23,727 It's all.... And then.... 509 00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:28,223 - And your tail is on fire. - Exactly my point. 510 00:39:28,301 --> 00:39:30,791 No, really, your tail's on fire. 511 00:39:34,141 --> 00:39:36,132 Daff, you're accident- prone. 512 00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:39,107 What am I talking to you for? 513 00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:43,739 All you have to do is munch on a carrot, and people love you. 514 00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:55,259 I need you to move my 12:00 appointment up to 2:00 and then back to 1 1 :00. 515 00:39:55,327 --> 00:39:59,093 Then just cancel it. And I need you to get a helicopter and.... 516 00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:01,257 No, don't put me on hold. 517 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:03,259 Oh, God. 518 00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:08,106 I can't die out here. 519 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:10,104 This wasn't the plan. 520 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:13,005 After this comedy... 521 00:40:14,779 --> 00:40:17,010 I promised myself I would only do real movies... 522 00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:20,779 about the human condition crammed with social relevance. 523 00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:25,790 There's nothing but a big rock for 10 miles in that, that... 524 00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:28,016 that, and that direction. 525 00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:32,358 I say we go that way. 526 00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:36,265 Say, who are you kidding here? We're goners! 527 00:40:36,335 --> 00:40:38,495 Water! I can't die now. 528 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:42,801 Think of the millions of children who want me to have the diamond. 529 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,638 The poor children! 530 00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:46,336 Look at that. 531 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:52,483 ls it a mirage? Or just product placement? 532 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:56,019 Who cares? With shopping convenience at such low prices. 533 00:40:56,122 --> 00:40:59,523 Water, Fresca, Mountain Dew. Your product name here. 534 00:41:00,793 --> 00:41:02,523 ls this your idea? 535 00:41:04,865 --> 00:41:06,058 The audience expects it. 536 00:41:06,165 --> 00:41:09,464 They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore. 537 00:41:12,171 --> 00:41:14,799 Nice of Wal- Mart to provide these Wal- Mart beverages... 538 00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:17,969 in return for us saying ''Wal- Mart'' so many times. 539 00:41:22,816 --> 00:41:24,681 Where's Yosemite Sam? 540 00:41:25,252 --> 00:41:27,777 - What is your report? - Boss, it wasn't me. 541 00:41:27,854 --> 00:41:31,449 That razzan- frazzan duck and that crazy son D.J... 542 00:41:31,525 --> 00:41:33,891 and a humina- humina Dusty Tails. 543 00:41:35,195 --> 00:41:37,823 You know, that makes a lot of sense. 544 00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:39,297 Thank you. 545 00:41:42,837 --> 00:41:47,296 Mr. Drake, are you going to save us the bother of eliminating your son? 546 00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:50,172 My son is going to kick your evil butt. 547 00:41:51,345 --> 00:41:53,371 - Mr. Chairman. - Yes, Dad. 548 00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:56,312 - Desert operative. - No. 549 00:41:57,050 --> 00:41:58,881 Not a bad idea, Dad. 550 00:41:59,653 --> 00:42:02,350 Our desert operative is due for a win. 551 00:42:16,771 --> 00:42:19,831 I told you we should have made that left turn at Albuquerque. 552 00:42:19,907 --> 00:42:21,898 Don't start that again. 553 00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:55,436 All right. Here's the plan. 554 00:42:55,544 --> 00:42:59,480 We wait here for the next truck or car or camel or whatever... 555 00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:01,810 and take Bugs and Daffy... 556 00:43:01,917 --> 00:43:04,215 get back to Hollywood and finish making the movie. 557 00:43:04,286 --> 00:43:05,913 What are you going to do? 558 00:43:05,988 --> 00:43:09,754 - I�m just gonna keep walking that way. - That's your plan? 559 00:43:11,727 --> 00:43:14,719 Yep. That's the direction the car was going. 560 00:43:22,738 --> 00:43:26,265 You're not leaving me here while you make off with my diamond. 561 00:43:40,223 --> 00:43:42,623 I don't wanna get too wrapped up in your caper... 562 00:43:42,725 --> 00:43:46,491 but let's assume that you're right and Damian Drake is a spy? 563 00:43:46,596 --> 00:43:47,927 Super spy. 564 00:43:48,765 --> 00:43:52,724 What's the point of just meandering through the desert if.... 565 00:43:57,574 --> 00:43:58,666 Here. 566 00:44:00,076 --> 00:44:01,304 Be safe. 567 00:44:01,412 --> 00:44:04,108 - Attaboy. Trust your instincts. - Yeah. 568 00:44:04,181 --> 00:44:08,345 Except for the water tower, the Batmobile, the rubble known as Las Vegas. 569 00:44:09,085 --> 00:44:13,317 There's nobody as rich, famous, and powerful as my father... 570 00:44:13,424 --> 00:44:16,085 who just disappears into thin air. 571 00:44:21,332 --> 00:44:24,824 Suddenly I feel like I'm in Aunt Marge's Jell- O mold. 572 00:44:25,302 --> 00:44:28,294 Guys, it's air- conditioned in here. Come on in. 573 00:44:30,941 --> 00:44:32,602 Intruder alert. 574 00:44:52,997 --> 00:44:54,191 Easy. 575 00:45:01,505 --> 00:45:02,631 Earth freak. 576 00:45:08,078 --> 00:45:11,913 Okay, buster. Where's Damian Drake and that big diamond? 577 00:45:14,853 --> 00:45:17,151 Cleanup on aisle three. 578 00:45:17,656 --> 00:45:19,487 Can I be of service? 579 00:45:19,558 --> 00:45:23,050 I am monitored to respond to the name Robbie. 580 00:45:23,161 --> 00:45:24,355 Hi, D.J. 581 00:45:25,664 --> 00:45:28,098 At ease. I�m Mother. 582 00:45:29,068 --> 00:45:32,161 Yeah, like the car said that we would be meeting you. 583 00:45:32,237 --> 00:45:33,727 How do you know my name? 584 00:45:33,906 --> 00:45:36,840 D.J., I've known you since you were this big. 585 00:45:38,510 --> 00:45:41,036 That's not really possible, is it? 586 00:45:41,180 --> 00:45:43,045 Must have been a photo. 587 00:45:43,149 --> 00:45:46,209 Let me just take care of this, and we'll.... 588 00:45:47,887 --> 00:45:50,650 Give it to me straight. How bad is it? 589 00:45:50,722 --> 00:45:52,418 So, shall we? 590 00:45:53,325 --> 00:45:55,317 So little to do, so much time. 591 00:45:55,393 --> 00:45:59,387 You're going to put him back, right? I can't go back to L.A. with duck soup. 592 00:45:59,498 --> 00:46:03,867 We do have the facilities to reconstitute the body. 593 00:46:03,936 --> 00:46:06,871 The mind though, will remain a gooey mess. 594 00:46:07,573 --> 00:46:09,404 So, about my father? 595 00:46:09,909 --> 00:46:13,208 All in due time. Lovely. Yes. Blow. 596 00:46:13,279 --> 00:46:17,773 All right, break it up, fellas. Nice coats. White is the new black, you know. 597 00:46:17,883 --> 00:46:18,941 Yes. 598 00:46:19,886 --> 00:46:20,943 Look. 599 00:46:21,054 --> 00:46:23,579 - So this is Area 51, right? - No. 600 00:46:23,689 --> 00:46:26,716 The secret military base where they keep the aliens? 601 00:46:26,793 --> 00:46:31,058 No, Area 51 is actually a paranoid fantasy we concocted... 602 00:46:31,130 --> 00:46:34,066 to hide the true identity of this facility. 603 00:46:34,134 --> 00:46:36,727 - Which is? - Area 52. 604 00:46:37,204 --> 00:46:39,104 But don't quote me on that. 605 00:46:39,205 --> 00:46:41,400 Oh, right. Area 52. 606 00:46:44,478 --> 00:46:47,311 - So, Mother- - - Call me ''Mom.'' 607 00:46:47,948 --> 00:46:51,247 Mom, what is it that you do here exactly, anyway? 608 00:46:51,318 --> 00:46:55,880 Creation, transubstantiation, destruction. It's stressful. All kinds of things. 609 00:46:55,956 --> 00:46:58,891 They're already here. You're next. 610 00:47:00,961 --> 00:47:01,723 My God... 611 00:47:02,195 --> 00:47:03,094 what am I going to do with you? 612 00:47:03,164 --> 00:47:04,653 You've done nothing but screw up! 613 00:47:04,731 --> 00:47:07,723 You've walked off mesas. You've been smashed by boulders. 614 00:47:07,801 --> 00:47:09,565 You've been run over by diesel trucks. 615 00:47:09,637 --> 00:47:12,970 Don't blame the equipment. It's good. It's ACME equipment. 616 00:47:13,073 --> 00:47:15,565 You're a coyote. Be wily. 617 00:47:16,576 --> 00:47:20,069 All right, now. Buck up and let's see a little smile. 618 00:47:21,682 --> 00:47:23,240 Little bigger. 619 00:47:26,921 --> 00:47:28,354 That's nice. 620 00:47:28,789 --> 00:47:33,250 Now, just go take a shower, and don't come back till you smell better! 621 00:47:33,494 --> 00:47:38,363 Be careful. There're men moving a safe out there, and I don't want you to.... 622 00:47:39,033 --> 00:47:42,332 And be careful of the box of fireworks because.... 623 00:47:44,605 --> 00:47:48,098 I suppose I should mention the plate- glass window.... 624 00:47:51,779 --> 00:47:53,906 It's tough being the boss. 625 00:47:58,453 --> 00:48:00,115 A communication. 626 00:48:00,189 --> 00:48:01,747 Memo to Marvin the Martian. 627 00:48:04,992 --> 00:48:07,655 Obtain the playing card, and destroy the duck. 628 00:48:07,762 --> 00:48:12,598 And when I say destroy the duck, I mean kill him viciously and painfully. 629 00:48:13,035 --> 00:48:16,869 A mission? I�m all a- tingle. 630 00:48:17,339 --> 00:48:21,207 So, here we are in the I- can't- tell- you- what room. 631 00:48:21,309 --> 00:48:23,061 Robert, can you take care of that, please? 632 00:48:23,074 --> 00:48:24,836 Yes, madam. 633 00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:28,115 When you bring Daffy back, could you make him 20% funnier? 634 00:48:28,183 --> 00:48:31,050 - I heard that. - What were we discussing? 635 00:48:31,153 --> 00:48:33,451 This isn't about the giant ants, is it? 636 00:48:33,522 --> 00:48:38,221 - Giant ants? - Because they're not really ants anymore. 637 00:48:39,027 --> 00:48:41,359 Tell me about the Blue Monkey. 638 00:48:42,298 --> 00:48:46,701 How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life? 639 00:48:48,070 --> 00:48:49,662 My dad told me. 640 00:48:50,006 --> 00:48:54,032 What is the point of making them pinky swear? 641 00:48:55,211 --> 00:48:57,075 All right. 642 00:48:58,147 --> 00:49:00,138 Now this tape will explain everything. 643 00:49:00,216 --> 00:49:03,208 lt was prepared especially for your father. 644 00:49:06,856 --> 00:49:08,517 Greetings, Damian Drake. 645 00:49:08,591 --> 00:49:13,153 If you are watching this, you are aware that the world is in grave danger. 646 00:49:13,229 --> 00:49:17,530 The ACME Corporation is in hot pursuit of the Blue Monkey diamond... 647 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:22,060 a supernatural gem with the ability to turn people into monkeys... 648 00:49:22,173 --> 00:49:23,434 and then back again. 649 00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:26,703 lt is the ACME chairman's goal to turn the population... 650 00:49:26,776 --> 00:49:31,009 into monkey slaves to manufacture shoddy ACME goods... 651 00:49:31,081 --> 00:49:33,777 and then change them back to people to buy the stuff. 652 00:49:34,884 --> 00:49:36,352 Unbelievable. 653 00:49:36,419 --> 00:49:38,114 Unbelievable, you may say. 654 00:49:38,222 --> 00:49:42,715 Your mission is this. Find it, destroy it, save humanity. 655 00:49:44,127 --> 00:49:46,961 And remember, no one wants to be turned into a monkey. 656 00:49:51,735 --> 00:49:53,292 So that's why. 657 00:49:53,971 --> 00:49:58,567 Those guys came after my dad because he was going to save the world. 658 00:49:59,210 --> 00:50:02,907 So that means if I go after the diamond, then the bad guys come after me. 659 00:50:03,013 --> 00:50:06,040 Hang on. You're not seriously thinking about- - 660 00:50:06,116 --> 00:50:08,880 Taking over your father's mission? 661 00:50:10,387 --> 00:50:12,617 - I guess that would be all right. - What? 662 00:50:12,724 --> 00:50:17,217 Listen, if you're going to be a spy, you'll need spy stuff. 663 00:50:17,895 --> 00:50:21,627 So, is this where you keep all the high- tech spy gadgets? 664 00:50:24,202 --> 00:50:25,293 Yes. 665 00:50:28,907 --> 00:50:31,205 That's cool. So I get to use all this stuff? 666 00:50:31,276 --> 00:50:34,404 No, your stuff is over here. 667 00:50:36,448 --> 00:50:38,040 But I really like the.... 668 00:50:38,116 --> 00:50:41,813 All right. Looks like an ordinary cell phone. 669 00:50:42,119 --> 00:50:46,250 Three- way calling, voice dialing, downloadable ringtones. 670 00:50:46,658 --> 00:50:50,492 - My phone does all that. - Superconducting electromagnet. 671 00:50:51,763 --> 00:50:53,424 - Sorry. - It's all right. 672 00:50:53,498 --> 00:50:56,160 GPS with mapping software... 673 00:50:56,268 --> 00:50:58,964 tip calculator, Gameboy. 674 00:50:59,071 --> 00:51:00,298 Gameboy? 675 00:51:01,674 --> 00:51:03,436 High- powered laser. 676 00:51:03,508 --> 00:51:07,969 Polycarbonate rappelling line with jet- propelled micro grappling hook. 677 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,976 Nose hair trimmer. You always want to look your best. 678 00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:14,814 Get over here, you idiot. No, cold. Cold. Warm, warmer. 679 00:51:19,024 --> 00:51:20,686 Permit me, madam. 680 00:51:20,825 --> 00:51:23,590 Robert, darling. Excellent choice. 681 00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:25,096 Swank pants. 682 00:51:25,331 --> 00:51:27,162 And comfortable, too. 683 00:51:27,266 --> 00:51:31,669 Plus, liquid hydrogen rocket pockets, here and here. 684 00:51:31,772 --> 00:51:34,831 And stitching, nuclear- powered crotch pad.... 685 00:51:36,475 --> 00:51:38,136 He'll be down in a moment. 686 00:51:41,815 --> 00:51:43,475 Wakey, wakey, friends. 687 00:51:43,549 --> 00:51:46,518 Time to wreak mayhem in the cause of evil. 688 00:51:48,854 --> 00:51:52,882 Mother, just one last question. What's the deal with this card? 689 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,323 That is the window into what lies behind her smile. 690 00:51:57,396 --> 00:51:58,557 What? 691 00:51:58,665 --> 00:52:02,692 I�m sorry, our intelligence people feel a need to code everything in a riddle. 692 00:52:02,803 --> 00:52:07,502 They get some kind of perverse pleasure out of it. I think it's corporate. 693 00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:09,474 All humans. 694 00:52:10,177 --> 00:52:12,270 Looks like we got company. 695 00:52:16,683 --> 00:52:18,275 Illegal aliens. 696 00:52:20,287 --> 00:52:21,652 Exterminate them. 697 00:52:21,722 --> 00:52:25,283 Darn. I knew this day would come. 698 00:52:26,461 --> 00:52:29,157 Let us exterminate them. 699 00:52:34,002 --> 00:52:38,132 Emergency shutdown activated. Force- barrier seal in 30 seconds. 700 00:52:38,206 --> 00:52:39,672 Exterminate. 701 00:52:42,376 --> 00:52:44,469 The playing card, please. 702 00:52:44,544 --> 00:52:47,878 I'll take that. Out of my way. Hero coming through. 703 00:52:48,983 --> 00:52:50,712 There is no escape. 704 00:52:55,823 --> 00:52:57,586 You pesky fowl! 705 00:53:09,704 --> 00:53:14,266 Isn't it about time to enjoy a frosty, cold soda at the concession stand? 706 00:53:15,044 --> 00:53:16,671 Exterminate! 707 00:53:17,578 --> 00:53:19,740 Get the lead out. Bus is leaving. 708 00:53:21,417 --> 00:53:23,510 Halt or be fricasseed. 709 00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:32,926 That was fun. 710 00:53:33,027 --> 00:53:34,689 Looking for this? 711 00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:39,964 Now, what did she mean by a window? 712 00:53:41,070 --> 00:53:43,970 The window into what lies behind her smile. 713 00:53:45,708 --> 00:53:47,141 That's the Mona Lisa. 714 00:53:47,242 --> 00:53:50,234 - Which is in the Louvre. - Which is in Paris. 715 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,473 Just how are we supposed to get to Paris? 716 00:53:53,649 --> 00:53:54,911 Like this. 717 00:54:25,115 --> 00:54:27,583 lt doesn't look like much of a window to me. 718 00:54:27,650 --> 00:54:29,584 Maybe the diamond is in the painting. 719 00:54:29,652 --> 00:54:32,815 - All we have to do is steal the Mona Lisa. - Way ahead of you. 720 00:54:34,257 --> 00:54:37,283 - No, you look, you don't touch, right? - Yeah. 721 00:54:37,427 --> 00:54:39,224 But I�m already in costume. 722 00:54:39,295 --> 00:54:41,661 - That's a good look for you. - Do you think so? 723 00:54:41,765 --> 00:54:43,289 Wait a minute. 724 00:54:52,910 --> 00:54:54,468 lt is a window. 725 00:54:57,915 --> 00:54:59,405 It's an X- ray. 726 00:55:00,451 --> 00:55:01,645 Sorry. 727 00:55:04,421 --> 00:55:07,356 It's a map of Africa. Maybe that's where the diamond is. 728 00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:09,255 Hold it up. I'll take a picture. 729 00:55:09,426 --> 00:55:11,257 Can I take a picture? Please? 730 00:55:11,328 --> 00:55:14,320 Come on, give me your phone. I want to take a picture, too. 731 00:55:14,431 --> 00:55:16,194 Cheese it, the cops. 732 00:55:19,335 --> 00:55:20,428 He's gone. 733 00:55:20,504 --> 00:55:23,803 So let me take a picture, will you? I want to take a picture, too. 734 00:55:23,874 --> 00:55:27,002 Come on, please? Can I hold the window? Let me see the window. 735 00:55:27,111 --> 00:55:28,669 I'll take that! 736 00:55:30,549 --> 00:55:33,483 What gives, doc? We made 35 pictures together. 737 00:55:34,152 --> 00:55:36,642 As it turns out, I�m secretly evil. 738 00:55:37,022 --> 00:55:38,546 That's show biz for you. 739 00:55:38,656 --> 00:55:42,388 Now make with the card, so I can please my dark masters. 740 00:55:42,494 --> 00:55:44,620 Yes, sir. Queen of diamonds is your card. 741 00:55:44,695 --> 00:55:48,290 Just put it back in the deck, anywhere is fine. And oopsie- daisy! 742 00:55:48,365 --> 00:55:51,301 - ls this your card? - No. 743 00:55:51,369 --> 00:55:54,338 - This? - No. 744 00:55:55,373 --> 00:55:58,308 - Run. This? - No. 745 00:55:58,376 --> 00:56:00,844 I said it's the queen of diamonds, I tell you. 746 00:56:00,912 --> 00:56:02,504 You mean, like this one? 747 00:56:06,418 --> 00:56:08,386 Think we should go back and help him? 748 00:56:08,486 --> 00:56:11,387 Elmer never gets Bugs. It's a formula, but it works. 749 00:56:11,489 --> 00:56:14,584 The great thing about movies, you always know what will happen. 750 00:56:14,693 --> 00:56:16,388 For instance, if this was a movie... 751 00:56:16,494 --> 00:56:19,088 you and I�d probably wind up together. 752 00:56:23,703 --> 00:56:25,694 If you don't let go of me, I'll scream... 753 00:56:25,771 --> 00:56:27,965 but I�m not gonna stop screaming! 754 00:56:46,058 --> 00:56:48,253 Well, this is surreal. 755 00:56:48,494 --> 00:56:52,897 Stop or I'll fire. 756 00:57:28,702 --> 00:57:29,896 Hello. 757 00:57:31,805 --> 00:57:33,066 Oh, my. 758 00:57:34,408 --> 00:57:35,932 Ladies, please. 759 00:57:51,458 --> 00:57:52,652 Gendarme! 760 00:57:54,595 --> 00:57:57,495 - Oui, monsieur? - There's a man there. He's got a woman. 761 00:57:57,597 --> 00:58:01,124 She's tied up in a burlap sack. He's taking her to the Eiffel Tower. 762 00:58:01,235 --> 00:58:03,567 lt is spring, is it not? 763 00:58:21,989 --> 00:58:23,787 I�m gonna blast you. 764 00:58:33,668 --> 00:58:35,000 Shucks. 765 00:58:49,251 --> 00:58:53,517 ''Pointillism: A technique of using individual dots of pigment... 766 00:58:53,621 --> 00:58:56,590 ''which, taken together, make an image.'' 767 00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:58,490 Oh, crud. 768 00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:04,093 I think when you go to the movies, you should learn something. 769 00:59:19,716 --> 00:59:22,708 Pardonnez- moi. Excusez- moi. 770 00:59:44,374 --> 00:59:46,569 Look at that clown here. 771 00:59:46,675 --> 00:59:49,406 Now, there's something you don't see every day. 772 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:51,572 You. 773 00:59:52,849 --> 00:59:54,009 Come here. 774 00:59:54,084 --> 00:59:55,210 Wait a minute. 775 00:59:55,318 --> 00:59:57,411 - I don't want any trouble. - What are you doing? 776 00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,750 I just want your pants! 777 01:00:04,427 --> 01:00:07,886 That's right. I�m a vicious bird of prey. 778 01:00:13,671 --> 01:00:14,762 Merci. 779 01:00:45,336 --> 01:00:47,396 He's got the camera ! 780 01:01:00,251 --> 01:01:01,878 Give the girl back! 781 01:01:50,469 --> 01:01:53,097 - What kept you? - You okay? 782 01:01:53,505 --> 01:01:54,905 That was great. 783 01:02:01,948 --> 01:02:05,577 I�d say it's a perfect day. Except for the fact that we lost the map. 784 01:02:05,651 --> 01:02:08,745 - We? - All right, I�m the jerk who lost the map. 785 01:02:08,821 --> 01:02:11,984 And I�m the bunny who saved the card. Voil�. 786 01:02:13,159 --> 01:02:14,820 Nice going, Bugs. 787 01:02:17,196 --> 01:02:18,356 Africa. 788 01:02:19,165 --> 01:02:21,360 Chair people, I reveal to you... 789 01:02:21,467 --> 01:02:24,198 the whereabouts of the Blue Monkey. 790 01:02:29,276 --> 01:02:30,435 All right. 791 01:02:33,513 --> 01:02:37,210 There's a duck in the middle of the map. Remove the duck. 792 01:02:37,483 --> 01:02:40,976 Remove the duck! The duck is in the.... 793 01:02:41,221 --> 01:02:42,347 Duck! 794 01:02:50,631 --> 01:02:55,034 We cannot let a boy, girl, duck, and rabbit thwart our plans for global domination. 795 01:02:55,135 --> 01:02:57,535 - Wanna bet? - A wager? 796 01:02:57,804 --> 01:03:02,468 $5 says my son will scuttle your diabolical plans and save the world. 797 01:03:02,676 --> 01:03:05,543 You're awfully spunky for a man in your position. 798 01:03:06,748 --> 01:03:09,716 How do you like that, Mr. Slap Yourself in Your Own Face? 799 01:03:09,816 --> 01:03:11,876 Give him a good zets every once in a while. 800 01:03:11,985 --> 01:03:13,475 My pleasure. 801 01:03:13,554 --> 01:03:16,249 Now, I think I'm going to hedge my bet. 802 01:03:16,357 --> 01:03:19,257 I�m going to unleash our most vicious operative. 803 01:03:28,703 --> 01:03:33,504 Mr. Chairman, while we agree that the Tasmanian Devil is quite vicious... 804 01:03:33,707 --> 01:03:37,439 if memory serves, he is also really stupid. 805 01:03:37,712 --> 01:03:40,180 Really? So are you. 806 01:03:48,256 --> 01:03:49,689 That's a good boy. 807 01:03:55,296 --> 01:03:57,355 I withdraw my objection. 808 01:04:13,114 --> 01:04:15,640 This would have been a lot easier underground. 809 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:20,154 Come on, it's only another 6,000 cubits in this here thick direction. 810 01:04:26,061 --> 01:04:29,258 Look, Granny, it's that nice boy from next door. 811 01:04:29,798 --> 01:04:31,493 Little Damian. 812 01:04:31,834 --> 01:04:34,325 How funny seeing you here, dear. 813 01:04:34,603 --> 01:04:35,797 Hi, Granny. 814 01:04:35,904 --> 01:04:38,839 Would you and your little friends like a lift? 815 01:04:39,608 --> 01:04:41,269 Giddy-up, Dumbo. 816 01:04:42,244 --> 01:04:45,737 Sure was a lucky coincidence you showing up just now. 817 01:04:45,948 --> 01:04:48,007 Yes, wasn't it? 818 01:05:06,803 --> 01:05:08,600 I've discovered my roots. 819 01:05:08,671 --> 01:05:10,764 I've discovered my lunch. 820 01:05:16,646 --> 01:05:18,273 Cry freedom ! 821 01:05:30,393 --> 01:05:32,327 What a fantastic view. 822 01:05:32,496 --> 01:05:33,962 Unless you're in the audience... 823 01:05:34,030 --> 01:05:38,058 in which case you've been staring at an elephant's behind for 30 seconds. 824 01:05:40,538 --> 01:05:42,402 My destiny awaits. 825 01:05:48,379 --> 01:05:49,744 I guess this is our stop. 826 01:05:49,846 --> 01:05:52,838 Enjoy the rest of your adventure, children. 827 01:06:19,743 --> 01:06:23,372 This is the Blue Monkey? This dime- store bauble? 828 01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:27,849 - I've been rooked. Shafted by the gods. - Nice going, Daffy. 829 01:06:27,918 --> 01:06:31,081 I demand recompense. I want my diamond. 830 01:06:31,289 --> 01:06:33,882 Where is my humongous rock? 831 01:06:37,395 --> 01:06:38,692 Pressed duck. 832 01:06:49,307 --> 01:06:52,071 - This looks like a puzzle piece. - What? 833 01:06:52,811 --> 01:06:54,642 Wait a minute. 834 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,462 Are we rich yet? 835 01:07:18,670 --> 01:07:20,002 Any time now. 836 01:07:55,642 --> 01:07:58,873 I�m rich. I�m affluent. My liquidity is assured. 837 01:08:01,147 --> 01:08:03,878 Daffy, get back here. Don't touch that! 838 01:08:04,217 --> 01:08:05,878 Let go! Don't you dare! 839 01:08:05,985 --> 01:08:08,613 - The rock is mine. So close. - You mind? 840 01:08:08,688 --> 01:08:11,988 Yes, I mind. I'm the hero. I should get the treasure. 841 01:08:12,059 --> 01:08:14,721 The girl, too, but we'll discuss that later. 842 01:08:17,531 --> 01:08:21,490 Careful with my diamond. Easy, now. 843 01:08:29,577 --> 01:08:32,477 Dad, this is for you. 844 01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:43,055 Why, D.J., why you? Why wasn't it me? 845 01:08:43,523 --> 01:08:46,151 Just academic curiosity, you understand. 846 01:08:46,226 --> 01:08:48,422 Gotta go. Bank closes at 5:00. 847 01:08:48,529 --> 01:08:52,089 - Come on, Daffy, change him back. - All right. 848 01:08:52,834 --> 01:08:54,392 Buddy pictures. 849 01:08:57,537 --> 01:08:59,938 - D.J., pal, you're okay. - Yeah. 850 01:09:01,909 --> 01:09:03,273 Give me that. 851 01:09:03,378 --> 01:09:06,211 - I liked you better as a monkey. - Thanks. 852 01:09:07,582 --> 01:09:09,413 That is so sweet. 853 01:09:09,584 --> 01:09:13,020 Now if you could just hand over the diamond. 854 01:09:17,225 --> 01:09:18,693 Immediately! 855 01:09:19,962 --> 01:09:21,258 My turn. 856 01:09:28,770 --> 01:09:30,135 Pardon. 857 01:09:30,973 --> 01:09:32,758 All right, now, I've come for the diamond. 858 01:09:32,771 --> 01:09:34,567 I knew it was you. 859 01:09:34,777 --> 01:09:38,234 You knew it was me, did you? You're wrong. Because I�m not me. 860 01:09:38,312 --> 01:09:39,939 I�m actually.... 861 01:09:41,116 --> 01:09:43,380 I can't. I can't reach over the hat. 862 01:09:43,452 --> 01:09:46,444 I�d rehearse back at ACME, but I never wore the hat. 863 01:09:46,554 --> 01:09:49,456 And now the hat is throwing me off. Would you.... 864 01:09:49,591 --> 01:09:52,560 Thank you very much. Now, I�m actually.... 865 01:09:55,330 --> 01:09:56,661 Your father. 866 01:09:57,466 --> 01:09:59,434 - Dad. - Saw that one coming. 867 01:09:59,501 --> 01:10:01,401 Look into your heart, D.J. 868 01:10:01,837 --> 01:10:05,170 - You know it's true. - No, it can't be true. 869 01:10:05,507 --> 01:10:07,338 You're right, it isn't. 870 01:10:09,645 --> 01:10:11,341 Let's do some drills. 871 01:10:12,181 --> 01:10:14,342 This doesn't make a lick of sense. 872 01:10:16,252 --> 01:10:18,310 Well, who's laughing now? 873 01:10:20,023 --> 01:10:23,083 Apparently, no one. Anyway, give me the Monkey! 874 01:10:23,159 --> 01:10:25,320 No, forget that, man. You're evil. 875 01:10:26,695 --> 01:10:28,527 Thank you, but.... 876 01:10:28,764 --> 01:10:33,167 Anyway, Mr. Smith, let's show this muscle- bound beefcake... 877 01:10:33,269 --> 01:10:35,760 who I have sometimes been mistaken for... 878 01:10:35,839 --> 01:10:38,501 what it's like to live in the real world. 879 01:10:42,112 --> 01:10:46,447 Have you ever been disintegrated in one place and then reassembled in another? 880 01:10:46,516 --> 01:10:47,813 Fire away. 881 01:10:53,656 --> 01:10:55,556 No, you don't! 882 01:11:26,190 --> 01:11:28,420 I thought they fixed that glitch. 883 01:11:30,494 --> 01:11:31,654 Mr. Smith is fired! 884 01:11:31,729 --> 01:11:34,197 I have to do everything myself around here. 885 01:11:37,702 --> 01:11:39,999 - Good. - You.... 886 01:11:47,045 --> 01:11:48,341 Henchmen. 887 01:11:48,412 --> 01:11:49,538 Dad. 888 01:11:49,847 --> 01:11:52,042 So this is the remote that works. 889 01:11:52,951 --> 01:11:56,078 This, my friend, is the ACME Train of Death... 890 01:11:56,388 --> 01:11:58,913 which is not good news for your father. 891 01:11:59,057 --> 01:12:00,455 Don't worry about me, son. 892 01:12:00,559 --> 01:12:02,925 I've gotten out of worse scrapes than this one. 893 01:12:03,028 --> 01:12:05,861 You see, if the Train of Death doesn't kill him... 894 01:12:05,930 --> 01:12:08,092 then those crates of TNT will. 895 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,033 Not to mention the 2- ton anvil hanging over his head. 896 01:12:11,102 --> 01:12:14,071 And look. There's the Pendulum of Doom. 897 01:12:14,139 --> 01:12:17,302 What's the Pendulum of Doom doing there? I did not order it. 898 01:12:17,410 --> 01:12:19,877 It's overkill. Get rid of it. 899 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:25,407 Now, if you want to keep your family ''together''... 900 01:12:26,118 --> 01:12:28,814 I would hand over the Blue Monkey now. 901 01:12:29,622 --> 01:12:31,886 Don't worry, son. I�m fine. 902 01:12:38,163 --> 01:12:41,599 - You're a sick man, you know that? - Get used to it. 903 01:12:42,235 --> 01:12:44,566 Excuse me? What about my father? 904 01:12:46,071 --> 01:12:49,007 - He's waiting for a train. - What? You.... 905 01:12:49,775 --> 01:12:51,675 Where's Marvin the Martian? 906 01:12:51,978 --> 01:12:56,005 All right, here is the Blue Monkey. Go put it on the satellite. Go! 907 01:12:57,583 --> 01:12:59,676 No, you don't, eight ball. 908 01:13:15,635 --> 01:13:18,537 You'd never catch that rabbit being this heroic. 909 01:13:18,639 --> 01:13:21,870 - What's up, doc? - You're despicable. 910 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,297 Vandals. 911 01:13:54,141 --> 01:13:57,042 Your friends' efforts will prove to be futile. 912 01:13:57,144 --> 01:14:01,080 You see, here is the Blue Monkey, here is the ACME satellite. 913 01:14:01,181 --> 01:14:04,913 When the Blue Monkey is finally docked in the satellite... 914 01:14:06,353 --> 01:14:08,584 I will transmit a beam around the world... 915 01:14:08,689 --> 01:14:12,182 which will transform everyone but me into monkeys. 916 01:14:12,694 --> 01:14:14,719 Now take them away! 917 01:14:15,262 --> 01:14:17,026 Don't you think that'll get lonely... 918 01:14:17,098 --> 01:14:21,262 Mr. All My Friends Swing from Trees and Pick Fleas Out of Their Furry Butts? 919 01:14:21,369 --> 01:14:25,567 Lonely? I suppose I could use a little human companionship. 920 01:14:25,940 --> 01:14:27,430 Thanks a lot. 921 01:14:27,942 --> 01:14:30,001 I've seen you notice me. 922 01:14:30,545 --> 01:14:32,103 I know I'm hot. 923 01:14:33,282 --> 01:14:36,445 But I prefer someone with a little more oomph. 924 01:14:37,018 --> 01:14:39,385 I prefer Mary! 925 01:14:43,458 --> 01:14:44,925 Hello, Mary. 926 01:14:45,059 --> 01:14:46,959 We're a cute couple, don't you think? 927 01:14:47,061 --> 01:14:50,862 Take those future simians away and lower the Monkey shield. 928 01:15:06,815 --> 01:15:09,909 Earthlings have the worst sense of direction. 929 01:15:12,588 --> 01:15:16,115 What do you know, he fell for it. I guess I owe you $5. 930 01:15:33,610 --> 01:15:35,601 Did you order satellite? 931 01:15:35,978 --> 01:15:37,742 I don't even have cable. 932 01:15:47,957 --> 01:15:50,619 You know, when I fired that duck... 933 01:15:50,994 --> 01:15:53,019 I never would have seen this coming. 934 01:15:53,128 --> 01:15:54,619 Gotta be a way out of this. 935 01:15:54,697 --> 01:15:58,463 You can get out of this, son. You've just got to set your mind to it. 936 01:15:58,535 --> 01:16:01,527 Besides, I�m hearing my dad's voice in my head. 937 01:16:01,704 --> 01:16:04,502 Actually, I�m down here, son. 938 01:16:11,314 --> 01:16:13,714 Hold on, Dad, I'll be right down! 939 01:16:18,822 --> 01:16:20,222 That was too easy. 940 01:16:30,634 --> 01:16:32,363 What was that noise, son? 941 01:16:34,238 --> 01:16:38,174 - You know how I always wanted a dog? - Yeah? 942 01:16:38,876 --> 01:16:40,138 I just got one. 943 01:16:53,757 --> 01:16:56,352 Wait. Maybe he wants to play fetch. 944 01:16:57,027 --> 01:17:01,088 - Nice mechanical doggy. - Good dog. Want to play? 945 01:17:01,565 --> 01:17:04,557 Good boy. Fetch! 946 01:17:15,614 --> 01:17:18,583 lt looks to be a deadly mission requiring strength... 947 01:17:18,683 --> 01:17:20,707 cunning and nerves of steel. 948 01:17:20,784 --> 01:17:23,776 So good luck, Bugsy, I'll keep the engine running. 949 01:17:25,423 --> 01:17:26,912 You tricked me! 950 01:17:27,292 --> 01:17:28,589 What's up, Darth? 951 01:17:28,693 --> 01:17:32,287 Now I must incapacitate you with my bubble gun. 952 01:17:32,797 --> 01:17:34,196 Ain't that cute? 953 01:17:35,867 --> 01:17:39,269 Of course you realize this means war. 954 01:17:51,783 --> 01:17:54,617 You go that way. I�m gonna go this way. 955 01:18:09,135 --> 01:18:11,228 Bad dog! Sit! 956 01:18:11,503 --> 01:18:14,064 I don't want to put you under any added pressure... 957 01:18:14,140 --> 01:18:17,632 but judging by the vibrations of these train tracks, I've got about... 958 01:18:17,743 --> 01:18:20,075 one minute and forty- two seconds left. 959 01:18:20,146 --> 01:18:21,636 Down! Put him down. 960 01:18:31,792 --> 01:18:34,282 What am I gonna do? What would Damian Drake do? 961 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,192 What would Duck Dodgers do? 962 01:18:36,329 --> 01:18:38,763 Wait a minute. I am Duck Dodgers! 963 01:18:38,931 --> 01:18:41,627 Yes, I�m going to be the hero of this picture! 964 01:18:41,701 --> 01:18:44,000 Duck Dodgers to the rescue! 965 01:18:54,815 --> 01:18:55,941 Duck.... 966 01:18:58,986 --> 01:19:02,945 It's you- know- who to the rescue! lt helps if you don't say the name. 967 01:19:09,029 --> 01:19:10,155 Bad dog! 968 01:20:05,953 --> 01:20:09,856 Disgusting Earth rodent. Now to neutralize that duck. 969 01:20:17,132 --> 01:20:18,621 This can't be good. 970 01:20:22,971 --> 01:20:27,635 Now the diamond will bathe the Earth in a monkey- transforming glow. 971 01:20:27,943 --> 01:20:31,572 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 972 01:20:32,146 --> 01:20:34,980 six, five, four... 973 01:20:35,417 --> 01:20:37,942 three, two, one. 974 01:20:39,788 --> 01:20:42,313 Thwarting evil makes me so angry. 975 01:20:47,730 --> 01:20:49,789 That takes care of that. 976 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:05,971 Thanks, Daff. 977 01:21:08,284 --> 01:21:10,513 Darn dark side! 978 01:21:12,622 --> 01:21:14,111 Are you all monkeys yet? 979 01:21:30,473 --> 01:21:33,932 Checkmate, Mr. Chairman. You're going down. 980 01:21:37,013 --> 01:21:39,312 Come on, say it. Just a little ''You're my hero''? 981 01:21:39,383 --> 01:21:41,612 - Nope, sorry. - Bugs, say it, come on. 982 01:21:41,684 --> 01:21:44,347 - Not interested. - No one will ever know. 983 01:21:47,957 --> 01:21:50,221 I�m really proud of you, D.J. 984 01:21:50,661 --> 01:21:52,788 I knew I could count on you. 985 01:21:53,731 --> 01:21:54,857 Yes. 986 01:21:57,134 --> 01:21:59,363 Dad, I think we should move. 987 01:22:00,870 --> 01:22:04,567 - What was wrong with Beverly Hills? - I meant from this spot. 988 01:22:22,761 --> 01:22:26,356 - I think we scratched it. - Don't worry, it's a rental. 989 01:22:26,431 --> 01:22:28,660 You guys, you pulled it off! 990 01:22:28,732 --> 01:22:31,395 - You pulled it off, all right. - Give me that. 991 01:22:31,502 --> 01:22:32,902 Way to go, Daffy. 992 01:22:33,004 --> 01:22:35,437 You didn't do so bad yourself, stunt boy. 993 01:22:35,539 --> 01:22:36,904 To set the record straight... 994 01:22:37,008 --> 01:22:40,739 all credit for saving the human race goes to Daffy. 995 01:22:40,845 --> 01:22:42,107 Exactly. 996 01:22:42,214 --> 01:22:44,944 Oh, no, you don't, buster. You're the hero. 997 01:22:46,952 --> 01:22:51,286 Wait a minute. Pronoun trouble. I�m the hero. 998 01:22:51,389 --> 01:22:52,879 I�m the hero, all right. 999 01:22:53,425 --> 01:22:55,289 Are you gonna introduce us, D.J.? 1000 01:22:55,393 --> 01:22:58,556 - Dad, this is Kate. Kate, this is- - - Damian Drake. 1001 01:22:58,630 --> 01:23:02,465 I�m a really big fan...of your son. 1002 01:23:03,869 --> 01:23:07,236 Daff, you achieved your goal of being a hero. 1003 01:23:07,306 --> 01:23:09,796 Yep, but you didn't achieve your goal... 1004 01:23:09,909 --> 01:23:12,434 of getting me back in your stupid movie. 1005 01:23:13,545 --> 01:23:16,480 - Cut. Great, that's a wrap. - That's it, guys. 1006 01:23:16,581 --> 01:23:19,141 Remind me to get a new agent, will you? 1007 01:23:19,318 --> 01:23:20,580 Thanks. 1008 01:23:21,253 --> 01:23:23,814 Wait a minute. Maybe we are a team. 1009 01:23:23,990 --> 01:23:27,585 Bugs and Daffy. No, Daffy and Bugs. What do you think? 1010 01:23:32,564 --> 01:23:34,465 Excuse me, do you remember me? 1011 01:23:34,567 --> 01:23:37,764 I threatened your manliness, and you got me fired? 1012 01:23:37,936 --> 01:23:39,404 I know you. 1013 01:23:40,072 --> 01:23:41,596 Do I know him? 1014 01:23:41,973 --> 01:23:46,001 You must be someone that I got fired. See, I get a lot of people fired. 1015 01:23:47,413 --> 01:23:49,938 - You be good now. - So like I said.... 1016 01:23:52,752 --> 01:23:55,744 Not again. He's down again. Are you okay? 1017 01:23:55,955 --> 01:23:58,151 - Come on. - He said he can do stunts. 1018 01:23:58,257 --> 01:23:59,747 Bugs is here. Gotta go. 1019 01:23:59,826 --> 01:24:01,259 Daffy, you're right. 1020 01:24:01,327 --> 01:24:03,523 - The usual place, Mr. Bunny? - Very good. 1021 01:24:03,629 --> 01:24:07,532 From now on, you and I are going to be equal partners in this thing. 1022 01:24:07,634 --> 01:24:09,760 No more second banana for you. 1023 01:24:10,202 --> 01:24:13,138 Thanks, pal. I really appreciate this. 1024 01:24:13,206 --> 01:24:15,696 At last my star is rising. 1025 01:24:15,809 --> 01:24:18,209 All my hopes and aspirations.... 1026 01:24:23,050 --> 01:24:26,177 What do you know? My luck is changing already. 1027 01:24:37,564 --> 01:24:39,156 Go home, folks.