1 00:00:06,188 --> 00:00:07,021 "Zombie attack"? 2 00:00:07,056 --> 00:00:08,189 Never works. They don't take orders. 3 00:00:08,224 --> 00:00:10,193 "Blood rain"? Ew. Mess up my suit. 4 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:11,996 Ha. No, thank you. 5 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:14,334 "Demon caterpillars"? Snap! 6 00:00:14,368 --> 00:00:17,372 There must be a perfect way to exact vengeance on the Pines family. 7 00:00:17,406 --> 00:00:19,040 It's not enough to harm 'em. 8 00:00:19,074 --> 00:00:20,375 I need to take somethin' from 'em, 9 00:00:20,409 --> 00:00:23,213 Somethin' that will give me ultimate power. 10 00:00:23,248 --> 00:00:24,908 Wait, of course! 11 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,989 It's perfect. 12 00:00:30,193 --> 00:00:32,464 You've gone too far this time, Ducktective. 13 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:38,372 Welcome to a world of mystery-- 14 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:40,041 Stan Pines? 15 00:00:40,076 --> 00:00:42,246 The tax collector! You found me! 16 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,415 Uhh! 17 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,390 Which one of these is the trap door? 18 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:51,358 Mr. Pines... 19 00:00:51,393 --> 00:00:54,095 I'm from the winninghouse coupon savers contest, 20 00:00:54,130 --> 00:00:57,333 And you are our big winner! 21 00:00:59,479 --> 00:01:00,140 Heh? 22 00:01:00,263 --> 00:01:02,300 My one and only dream, 23 00:01:02,334 --> 00:01:05,275 Which was to possess money, has come true! 24 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:07,146 We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler! 25 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:08,547 I'm gonna buy a talking horse! 26 00:01:08,582 --> 00:01:10,316 Just sign here for the money. 27 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:11,317 You bet! 28 00:01:11,351 --> 00:01:13,185 Uhh! Ha! 29 00:01:13,220 --> 00:01:14,520 Stanford, you fool! 30 00:01:14,555 --> 00:01:19,459 You just signed over the mystery shack to widdle ol' me! 31 00:01:19,493 --> 00:01:21,194 Achacha cha cha 32 00:01:21,229 --> 00:01:22,462 liddle ol' me. 33 00:01:22,497 --> 00:01:25,365 Ah, might wanna take another look there. 34 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,436 "The shack is hereby signed over to... 35 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:31,138 Suck a lemon, little man." 36 00:01:31,172 --> 00:01:32,372 Ahhh ha-ha-ha! 37 00:01:32,407 --> 00:01:34,408 Uhh! How dare you! 38 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:38,278 I am not a threat to be taken lightly! 39 00:01:38,312 --> 00:01:39,480 Unh unh! 40 00:01:39,514 --> 00:01:42,551 Come here, hon, I need your arms. 41 00:01:42,585 --> 00:01:44,587 I'll get you, Stanford Pines. 42 00:01:50,188 --> 00:01:51,322 Yeah, okay. Yeah, all right. 43 00:01:51,356 --> 00:01:53,159 Should be fun. My favorite part's the theme song. 44 00:02:35,108 --> 00:02:37,632 Little guy to black space nine. 45 00:02:37,632 --> 00:02:39,433 It's a "Pawn," That's not your color, 46 00:02:39,467 --> 00:02:41,533 And stop stealing the tiny horses. 47 00:02:41,568 --> 00:02:43,434 They like it better in here. 48 00:02:43,469 --> 00:02:44,503 Don't you, babies? 49 00:02:46,206 --> 00:02:48,207 And... Checkmate! 50 00:02:48,242 --> 00:02:50,343 What? Boo! 51 00:02:50,377 --> 00:02:53,313 Ohh! Dipper wins again! 52 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:55,183 Yo, Mabel, can you pass me that brain in the jar? 53 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,584 The lady one. I got it. 54 00:02:56,618 --> 00:02:58,350 Thanks, but Mabel's taller. 55 00:02:58,385 --> 00:02:59,517 What? No, she's not. 56 00:02:59,552 --> 00:03:01,518 We're the same height. We've always been. 57 00:03:01,553 --> 00:03:03,321 Better check again, dude. 58 00:03:09,595 --> 00:03:13,097 Yup. She's got exactly one millimeter on you. 59 00:03:13,131 --> 00:03:14,165 What?! Whoa... 60 00:03:14,199 --> 00:03:15,466 Don't you see what's happening, Dipper? 61 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,568 This millimeter is just the beginning. 62 00:03:17,602 --> 00:03:20,505 I'm evolving into the superior sibling. 63 00:03:20,539 --> 00:03:21,539 Bigger... 64 00:03:21,573 --> 00:03:23,240 Stronger... 65 00:03:23,274 --> 00:03:24,441 Like some kind of alpha twin. 66 00:03:24,475 --> 00:03:27,410 Alpha twin! Alpha twin! 67 00:03:27,445 --> 00:03:30,146 C'mon, guys, nobody even uses millimeters. 68 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:32,148 It only makes you taller than me in Canada. 69 00:03:32,182 --> 00:03:34,317 You know, Dipper, I've always wanted a little brother. 70 00:03:34,351 --> 00:03:36,253 Who knew I already had one! 71 00:03:36,288 --> 00:03:38,357 Hahaha! Yeah! 72 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,326 I was awoken by the sound of mockery. 73 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,326 Where is it? 74 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,559 Show me the object of ridicule! 75 00:03:42,593 --> 00:03:45,424 I'm taller than Dipper. By one millimeter! 76 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:48,126 Hey, hey. Don't get...Short with your sister. 77 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,260 Hahahahah! 78 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:50,295 Now, Grunkle Stan... 79 00:03:50,329 --> 00:03:52,597 I hope you don't think...Little of him! 80 00:03:52,631 --> 00:03:55,166 Haha! Yeah! And, and, uh... 81 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,167 He's short! 82 00:03:56,201 --> 00:03:57,300 Hahahaha! Hahahaha! 83 00:03:57,335 --> 00:03:59,234 Dudes, maybe you should lay off a tiny bit. 84 00:03:59,268 --> 00:04:02,167 Hah! "Tiny!" Soos is in on it now! 85 00:04:02,202 --> 00:04:04,336 Ahahahahahhaha! Ahahahahahhaha! 86 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:06,071 No, I didn't mean that. 87 00:04:06,105 --> 00:04:07,139 Dipper will forget. 88 00:04:07,173 --> 00:04:09,306 He's got a--3-2-1... 89 00:04:09,341 --> 00:04:10,407 Short-term memory! 90 00:04:10,442 --> 00:04:11,408 Hahah! Hahah! 91 00:04:11,443 --> 00:04:14,111 Pow! We are on fire! 92 00:04:15,146 --> 00:04:16,513 Ow...Ooh... That's...Aww... 93 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,482 I high-five hard. 94 00:04:19,518 --> 00:04:21,220 Ugh... Stupid Mabel. 95 00:04:21,254 --> 00:04:22,488 I'm not short! 96 00:04:23,523 --> 00:04:26,390 Unh. Unh. Oh, come on! 97 00:04:26,424 --> 00:04:28,258 Unh. Unh. 98 00:04:28,292 --> 00:04:31,360 There's gotta be some way to get taller. 99 00:04:31,394 --> 00:04:34,163 Let's see... 100 00:04:34,197 --> 00:04:37,500 "Legends of miniature buffalo and giant squirrels 101 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:38,270 "Have led me to believe 102 00:04:38,304 --> 00:04:39,505 "There are height-altering properties 103 00:04:39,539 --> 00:04:42,309 hidden deep within the forest." 104 00:04:42,344 --> 00:04:43,309 Hmm... 105 00:04:43,344 --> 00:04:44,476 Unh! Whoa! 106 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:47,145 Ohh ow ow oh ow ow. 107 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:48,480 Ugh. 108 00:04:48,515 --> 00:04:50,382 Ohh. 109 00:04:54,389 --> 00:04:55,357 Whoa. 110 00:05:02,196 --> 00:05:03,161 Huh? 111 00:05:03,195 --> 00:05:05,160 huh! 112 00:05:05,194 --> 00:05:08,329 Is that mountain lion tiny or just far away in perspective? 113 00:05:09,564 --> 00:05:12,267 Perspective! Perspective! Aah! 114 00:05:14,138 --> 00:05:17,440 Oof! Hahaha! 115 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,313 It still hurts, but less! 116 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:28,256 Whoa. 117 00:05:34,466 --> 00:05:35,432 What the heck. 118 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:40,236 Unh. 119 00:05:48,343 --> 00:05:49,309 Smaller. 120 00:05:52,444 --> 00:05:53,409 Bigger. 121 00:05:55,345 --> 00:05:56,478 Too big! 122 00:05:56,512 --> 00:05:58,313 I've been buying big clothes. 123 00:05:58,348 --> 00:05:59,548 I'll grow into them. 124 00:05:59,582 --> 00:06:02,418 Hey, guys. Notice anything different about me? 125 00:06:02,453 --> 00:06:04,322 Holy hot sauce! 126 00:06:04,356 --> 00:06:05,523 You've grown an extra millimeter! 127 00:06:05,557 --> 00:06:07,159 Wha-wha-whhaaat? 128 00:06:10,465 --> 00:06:12,533 What can I say, sis? Growth spurt. 129 00:06:12,568 --> 00:06:14,501 Eh, mine happened first. 130 00:06:14,536 --> 00:06:16,271 I'm gonna be taller in the end. 131 00:06:16,305 --> 00:06:17,473 It's science, Dipper. 132 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:19,410 What? But we're the same height now. 133 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:22,117 Alpha twin! Alpha twin! 134 00:06:22,151 --> 00:06:23,486 Oh, yeah? 135 00:06:23,521 --> 00:06:24,740 Something tells me I've 136 00:06:24,741 --> 00:06:27,127 got another growth spurt coming on right now. 137 00:06:31,299 --> 00:06:33,135 Give it up, Dipper. 138 00:06:33,169 --> 00:06:36,374 What happened!? 139 00:06:36,408 --> 00:06:38,346 You know... Puberty and stuff. 140 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:40,184 It doesn't make any sense! 141 00:06:40,218 --> 00:06:43,186 Just a second ago you were-- wait a minute. 142 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:45,389 This is some kind of magicky thing, isn't it? 143 00:06:45,423 --> 00:06:47,193 Was it a wizard or something? 144 00:06:47,227 --> 00:06:48,462 There's a wizard in this closet, 145 00:06:48,496 --> 00:06:51,201 Isn't there? Isn't there? What? No! 146 00:06:51,235 --> 00:06:53,503 You're telling me there is not a wizard in this closet? 147 00:06:53,537 --> 00:06:56,609 You're telling me that if I open this door right now-- 148 00:06:56,643 --> 00:06:57,612 Fine! Open it! 149 00:07:00,651 --> 00:07:04,383 An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper? 150 00:07:05,519 --> 00:07:07,521 Oy. You. 151 00:07:07,556 --> 00:07:10,527 Howdy, Stanford! Listen closely. 152 00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:15,166 Inside this jar, I have 1,000 cursed Egyptian super termites. 153 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,532 Hand over the deed to your property 154 00:07:16,567 --> 00:07:18,400 Or I'll smash this jar with a bat 155 00:07:18,435 --> 00:07:21,405 And they'll devour the shack with you inside. 156 00:07:21,439 --> 00:07:23,508 Hey, what's that? Huh? 157 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:25,343 oh, no! 158 00:07:25,377 --> 00:07:27,375 Aaahh! Get it off! 159 00:07:27,409 --> 00:07:29,242 Ha ha ha! Hey, soos, get in here! 160 00:07:29,276 --> 00:07:30,509 I wanna take pictures of this! 161 00:07:30,544 --> 00:07:32,412 You may have won the battle, 162 00:07:32,446 --> 00:07:34,482 But mark my words, Stanford, 163 00:07:34,516 --> 00:07:38,153 Your family has a weak spot, and I'm gonna to find it. 164 00:07:38,187 --> 00:07:40,158 Aaughh! My hair! 165 00:07:40,192 --> 00:07:42,163 Does he only respond to incantations? 166 00:07:42,197 --> 00:07:44,199 Expecto wizarium! 167 00:07:44,233 --> 00:07:45,601 Wizzle... Wizar... 168 00:07:45,635 --> 00:07:47,170 It's not a wizard! 169 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:49,341 I grew myself using this magic flashlight! 170 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:51,511 Let me see that thing! 171 00:07:51,546 --> 00:07:53,148 Auugh! 172 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:55,353 I'll be back for you later! 173 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:56,622 Ahhh! Oof! 174 00:07:59,594 --> 00:08:00,561 Whoa! Huh? 175 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,134 Huh? Uhh. Huh? 176 00:08:09,138 --> 00:08:10,137 Aah! 177 00:08:10,172 --> 00:08:12,404 It's okay. It can shrink things, too. 178 00:08:12,438 --> 00:08:14,273 Normal-hand-karate-chop! 179 00:08:14,307 --> 00:08:15,274 Hey! 180 00:08:20,582 --> 00:08:23,117 Aaaaagh! 181 00:08:23,151 --> 00:08:24,585 Wha?! 182 00:08:24,619 --> 00:08:25,586 Ohhh! 183 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:27,188 Hey, give it back! 184 00:08:27,223 --> 00:08:29,458 Whoa! Never! 185 00:08:31,596 --> 00:08:33,232 Curse the pines family! 186 00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:35,166 Curse stan! Curse dipper! 187 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,399 Curse.... 188 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:37,533 My, my, 189 00:08:37,567 --> 00:08:40,566 What delightful manner of doohickery is this? 190 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,169 Maybe he didn't see us use it 191 00:08:43,203 --> 00:08:44,537 And doesn't know it's a magic flashlight 192 00:08:44,571 --> 00:08:46,406 That can grow and shrink things. 193 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,342 Really? 194 00:08:48,377 --> 00:08:50,545 Click. Boop. Hoo hoo. 195 00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:52,345 No, no, no, no!!! 196 00:08:54,513 --> 00:08:56,445 Aah! Aah! 197 00:09:00,183 --> 00:09:02,252 Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee. 198 00:09:09,886 --> 00:09:11,186 Friends, I wish I was a highway 199 00:09:11,221 --> 00:09:13,188 so I could have the honor of being rode upon 200 00:09:13,222 --> 00:09:17,091 by automobiles as fine as these ones right ch'er. 201 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:20,293 Engine possum at no extra charge. 202 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,193 I want that thar car! 203 00:09:22,432 --> 00:09:24,236 Yeah, me, too! 204 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:26,539 Say there, son, what's in the jar? 205 00:09:26,573 --> 00:09:29,308 That's my widdle secret! 206 00:09:29,343 --> 00:09:31,243 Ahh! 207 00:09:32,479 --> 00:09:34,547 Mouth-breathing fools. 208 00:09:36,150 --> 00:09:37,518 Mother. 209 00:09:46,561 --> 00:09:47,561 You two. 210 00:09:47,595 --> 00:09:49,530 What-- what are you going to do with us? 211 00:09:49,564 --> 00:09:54,199 Why, Mabel, I wouldn't hurt a hair on your itty bitty head. 212 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:56,336 If you agree to be my queen! 213 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:58,138 We live in a democracy. 214 00:09:58,172 --> 00:09:59,238 And never! 215 00:09:59,272 --> 00:10:02,273 Maybe you'll change your mind after this. 216 00:10:02,307 --> 00:10:05,242 No! I will fight you until the day I... 217 00:10:05,276 --> 00:10:08,378 gummy koalas! 218 00:10:11,283 --> 00:10:13,284 As for you, boy... 219 00:10:13,319 --> 00:10:15,451 Tell me, 220 00:10:15,485 --> 00:10:18,187 How exactly did you come upon this magic item, hmm? 221 00:10:18,221 --> 00:10:19,521 Did somebody tell you about it? 222 00:10:19,556 --> 00:10:22,356 Did you read about it somewhere? 223 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,156 Lean closer and I'll tell you. 224 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,357 well, don't mind if I-- 225 00:10:28,391 --> 00:10:30,394 aah! 226 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,499 Grrr! 227 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,499 I could squash you right now!! 228 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,336 Steel yourself, Gideon. 229 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:42,238 You can use them. 230 00:10:42,272 --> 00:10:44,307 You can use them. 231 00:10:44,341 --> 00:10:47,473 Soos, this maze of mirrors is your best idea 232 00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:49,273 that I'm taking credit for yet! 233 00:10:49,307 --> 00:10:51,140 We're gonna make a fortune! 234 00:10:51,174 --> 00:10:53,609 My ears always been this big? 235 00:10:55,347 --> 00:10:57,182 I'm comin'! 236 00:11:01,357 --> 00:11:03,162 One day... 237 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,397 Stanford Pines. 238 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,499 Listen to me very closely, I have your niece and nephew. 239 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:11,099 Hand over the deed to the mystery shack right now 240 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,468 Or great harm will befall them. 241 00:11:13,503 --> 00:11:15,105 This is Gideon, by the way. 242 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,474 Oh, yeah. This has gotta be your worst plot yet. 243 00:11:18,508 --> 00:11:19,541 They're fine. 244 00:11:19,576 --> 00:11:22,110 I saw them playing in the yard minutes ago. 245 00:11:22,144 --> 00:11:23,311 I have them in my possession. 246 00:11:23,345 --> 00:11:24,278 You don't believe me?! 247 00:11:24,312 --> 00:11:26,244 I will text you a photo. 248 00:11:26,279 --> 00:11:28,380 "Text" me a "photo"? 249 00:11:28,414 --> 00:11:29,581 Now you're not even speaking English. 250 00:11:29,616 --> 00:11:31,249 But-- 251 00:11:31,284 --> 00:11:32,550 Hello? Hello?! 252 00:11:32,585 --> 00:11:34,585 Gahhhh! 253 00:11:34,619 --> 00:11:36,184 Aah. 254 00:11:40,317 --> 00:11:42,284 What am I doing? 255 00:11:42,319 --> 00:11:45,454 I don't need ransom. I have this! 256 00:11:45,489 --> 00:11:49,390 I'll shrink Stan and take the shack for myself! 257 00:11:49,425 --> 00:11:51,325 You'll all be helpless to stop me. 258 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,429 And if any of you step out of line... Smash! 259 00:11:58,498 --> 00:12:00,233 Gideon! 260 00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:02,568 The ice cream truck is here! 261 00:12:02,603 --> 00:12:06,140 Oh! Coming! Hehehe! 262 00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:11,080 Guard them, cheekums. 263 00:12:11,114 --> 00:12:12,148 I'm coming! 264 00:12:20,293 --> 00:12:22,127 We got to get out of here and save Stan. 265 00:12:22,161 --> 00:12:23,195 I know! 266 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:25,164 I will see you later. 267 00:12:25,199 --> 00:12:26,433 Ok, how are we going to do this? 268 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:29,539 Gideon's got magic and like a zillion inches on us. 269 00:12:29,573 --> 00:12:32,513 On the bright side, at least we're finally the same height again. 270 00:12:32,547 --> 00:12:34,381 Actually... 271 00:12:39,286 --> 00:12:41,188 You're still taller?! 272 00:12:41,222 --> 00:12:42,557 Argh! How did this happen? 273 00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:45,128 I guess it's another mystery. 274 00:12:45,162 --> 00:12:47,564 Just another reason we gotta get that flashlight back. 275 00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:53,538 Cheekums, to freedom! 276 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,307 To freedom! 277 00:12:57,442 --> 00:12:58,509 Ohh! 278 00:12:58,543 --> 00:13:01,246 You're just a big ol' dummy-dum! 279 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:03,582 I have a plan. 280 00:13:19,504 --> 00:13:21,236 Clean me! 281 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:24,206 Father, could you give widdle ol' me 282 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,177 a "wide" to the mystery shack? 283 00:13:26,211 --> 00:13:27,546 Ohhh, I'd love to, sugar pie, 284 00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:31,255 But I have a heck of a lot of cars to sell, I do. 285 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:35,126 No, no! Don't tickle me! 286 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,428 No! 287 00:13:36,462 --> 00:13:39,330 Never! Never tickle me! 288 00:13:39,364 --> 00:13:40,330 What have I told you? 289 00:13:40,365 --> 00:13:41,498 What have I-- look at me. 290 00:13:41,532 --> 00:13:42,566 What have I told you? 291 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,170 Tickling is no laughing matter. 292 00:13:45,204 --> 00:13:46,405 There we go. 293 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,143 Do you still need a ride? 294 00:13:48,177 --> 00:13:49,579 I'll just take the bus! 295 00:13:49,613 --> 00:13:51,481 Raah! 296 00:13:51,516 --> 00:13:52,616 Hyah! 297 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:56,222 Precious memories. 298 00:13:56,257 --> 00:13:58,325 Just keep vacuuming... Just keep vacuuming. 299 00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,493 C'mon! Uhh. 300 00:14:07,169 --> 00:14:08,235 We need to get higher. 301 00:14:08,269 --> 00:14:10,501 Yeah, especially you 'cause you're short. 302 00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:12,169 Mabel! Up there. 303 00:14:15,342 --> 00:14:16,475 Uhh. Unh. 304 00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:19,479 What cute little thing are you off to, 305 00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:22,181 You cute little cutey-face? 306 00:14:22,215 --> 00:14:26,286 I'm going to annihilate my archenemy's entire family! 307 00:14:26,321 --> 00:14:29,125 Ohh! Okay! 308 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,393 Yaayyy. 309 00:14:34,402 --> 00:14:35,501 He's heading to shrink Stan! 310 00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:37,569 Oh, flying discount dollar, 311 00:14:37,603 --> 00:14:40,440 If only you could fly us back to the mystery shack. 312 00:14:40,474 --> 00:14:42,310 Maybe it can. 313 00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:45,315 Oh! Oh! 314 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,487 My sky-high prices! 315 00:14:51,522 --> 00:14:52,556 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 316 00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:54,225 Down there! 317 00:14:54,259 --> 00:14:55,460 Uhh. Uhh. 318 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:57,597 Yay! Whoo! 319 00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,530 To the mystery shack! 320 00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:02,329 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 321 00:15:02,363 --> 00:15:05,264 Yeah! Yeah! 322 00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:09,573 We're just in time. 323 00:15:09,607 --> 00:15:11,342 But how are we going to stop him? 324 00:15:12,377 --> 00:15:15,543 Aah! Shoo! Aah! Aah! Ow, ow. 325 00:15:17,513 --> 00:15:19,449 Leave that to Mabel! 326 00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:27,158 I'm comin' for ya, Stanford-- ohh! 327 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,295 I'm sorry, gummy friend! 328 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,463 It's for the greater good. 329 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,266 Ow! One of those infernal gummy koalas 330 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,501 Has gotten into my perfect hair! 331 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,169 Ew! Aw! 332 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,306 I can't defeat Stan looking like this! 333 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:44,312 Unh. Whoo! Ha. Whoo-ee! 334 00:15:44,346 --> 00:15:46,415 Quick. Get in front and I'll re-grow you. 335 00:15:46,449 --> 00:15:47,617 Okay-- wait. 336 00:15:47,651 --> 00:15:50,189 You're gonna grow us back to the equal height, right? 337 00:15:50,223 --> 00:15:51,558 Dipper, that doesn't matter right now! 338 00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:54,162 Well, if it doesn't matter, then why don't you just do it? 339 00:15:54,197 --> 00:15:56,164 Aah! Why are you acting so weird? 340 00:15:56,199 --> 00:15:59,235 Why can't you just accept that I'm a little bit taller than you? 341 00:15:59,269 --> 00:16:00,436 Oh, I'm acting weird?! 342 00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:03,408 You're the one who keeps calling me names and stuff! 343 00:16:03,442 --> 00:16:05,377 Oh, what? You mean like little-- 344 00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:06,377 Don't say it! 345 00:16:06,412 --> 00:16:08,112 Little Dipper. 346 00:16:08,146 --> 00:16:09,546 aah! 347 00:16:09,581 --> 00:16:12,148 I daresay you would have defeated me, 348 00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:15,250 If it wasn't for your sibling bickering! 349 00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:21,124 Aah! The shack is mine, stanford pines! 350 00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:22,559 No! 351 00:16:24,977 --> 00:16:26,389 Well, well, Stanford, 352 00:16:26,389 --> 00:16:28,322 It appears I've finally gotten the best of-- 353 00:16:28,356 --> 00:16:30,323 - Huh? - What? 354 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:34,126 All right, something's definitely different here. 355 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,128 Uhh! Ohh! 356 00:16:35,163 --> 00:16:37,133 Whoa! Whoa! 357 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,302 Tell me where Stan is! 358 00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:40,307 Never! You'll never find Stan. 359 00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:42,176 On the second door to the left down the hall. 360 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,379 Uh, wait, why did I say that? 361 00:16:44,414 --> 00:16:48,319 Stanford, I'm coming for ya! 362 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:53,223 Pffft! 363 00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:56,056 I guess I kinda Soosed that one up, didn't I? 364 00:16:56,091 --> 00:16:57,189 It's not your fault, soos. 365 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,356 I'm the guy who put together that shrinking device. 366 00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:00,524 I guess it's just... 367 00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:03,396 You kept teasing me, Mabel. Like, all day. 368 00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:05,066 What was that all about? 369 00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:07,436 I guess it's that... 370 00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:10,206 You're better than me at like everything. 371 00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:12,443 And you always rub it in my face. 372 00:17:12,477 --> 00:17:16,283 Chess, checkers, ping pong. 373 00:17:16,317 --> 00:17:21,323 I guess I finally felt like I was winning at something for once. 374 00:17:21,358 --> 00:17:24,425 Aw, man, now I feel like a big jerk. 375 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,294 Don't you mean... A little jerk? 376 00:17:27,328 --> 00:17:28,295 Ohh! 377 00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:31,401 All right, I walked into that one. 378 00:17:31,436 --> 00:17:32,470 Are we cool? 379 00:17:32,505 --> 00:17:34,074 We're cool. 380 00:17:34,108 --> 00:17:35,110 Am I cool? 381 00:17:35,144 --> 00:17:36,246 You're cool, soos. 382 00:17:36,281 --> 00:17:37,316 Yes! 383 00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:42,154 Stanford! 384 00:17:42,188 --> 00:17:43,489 Oh, hi, Gideon! 385 00:17:43,524 --> 00:17:46,225 I've been looking for someone to try out my new mirror maze. 386 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:48,258 Then again, you're an idiot. 387 00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:50,160 That's the end of the sentence. 388 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,295 You come back here! 389 00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:54,233 Try and find me, twerp. Ha ha ha! 390 00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,399 Unh! 391 00:17:56,434 --> 00:17:59,101 Let's get that flashlight before Gideon gets Stan. 392 00:17:59,136 --> 00:18:02,205 There it is! 393 00:18:05,374 --> 00:18:09,010 Whoa, his hair's so shiny. 394 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,045 No! Don't look directly at it! 395 00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:13,080 This neck is really squishy. 396 00:18:13,114 --> 00:18:15,179 Hey, look! I'm making fat angels! 397 00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:17,048 Ew! Termites! 398 00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:21,320 Tell my story! 399 00:18:21,354 --> 00:18:22,321 Ohh. 400 00:18:23,456 --> 00:18:26,025 Hey, there you are! 401 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:28,362 Thought you could get away from me, eh, corn chip? 402 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:38,509 Ehhhh! Oh! Oh! 403 00:18:40,378 --> 00:18:42,042 Aah! Uhh! 404 00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:46,342 Ah ha ha ha! 405 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,043 No! 406 00:18:48,078 --> 00:18:49,378 Hey, watch the merchandise! 407 00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:58,316 You little troll! 408 00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,085 These mirrors cost me ten-- 409 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,386 I mean, uh, twenty-- five-- five hundred-- 410 00:19:02,421 --> 00:19:03,520 Five hundred dollars each. 411 00:19:03,554 --> 00:19:05,221 And you're paying for all of 'em! 412 00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:06,288 Au contraire, 413 00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:08,156 It'll be you who pays. 414 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,289 Grunkle Stan is doomed! 415 00:19:09,323 --> 00:19:11,764 Not completely doomed! To his armpit! 416 00:19:11,764 --> 00:19:12,730 Uh-uh. 417 00:19:12,765 --> 00:19:14,565 Just...Unh, c'mon! 418 00:19:15,701 --> 00:19:16,934 Whoa, what is that thing? 419 00:19:16,969 --> 00:19:20,806 Finally, after all these years, after every humiliation! 420 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,909 Your business, your family, everything will finally be mine! 421 00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:25,843 You have no one to protect you now! 422 00:19:25,878 --> 00:19:29,543 Prepare for the wrath of Gideon glee... 423 00:19:29,577 --> 00:19:30,843 Gideon glee.. 424 00:19:34,945 --> 00:19:38,513 Uh, I don't even know how to respond to this. 425 00:19:38,548 --> 00:19:39,714 Hee hee, no! 426 00:19:39,749 --> 00:19:41,583 stop it! 427 00:19:41,617 --> 00:19:42,818 Look, uh, kid. 428 00:19:42,852 --> 00:19:44,886 I think this rivalry thing is getting to you. 429 00:19:44,921 --> 00:19:46,621 Ha. I understand. 430 00:19:46,655 --> 00:19:48,756 I mean, I'm a formidable foe, what can I say. 431 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:51,891 No--ah hahahahah! 432 00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:52,956 Hey, now. Come on. 433 00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,756 You'll get me one of these days. 434 00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,623 Maybe, you know, run your evil plan 435 00:19:56,657 --> 00:19:58,658 by some friends next time, huh? 436 00:19:58,692 --> 00:19:59,759 Workshop it. 437 00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:02,663 But first get your issues in order there. 438 00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:07,702 Get...Up, up. 439 00:20:07,736 --> 00:20:09,636 Over the carpet, there we go. 440 00:20:09,671 --> 00:20:10,803 Uhh. Around the end table, 441 00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:12,503 And, uh, out the door. 442 00:20:12,537 --> 00:20:13,671 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! 443 00:20:14,974 --> 00:20:17,541 My light... 444 00:20:17,576 --> 00:20:20,543 You're the light of my life, too, pal. 445 00:20:20,577 --> 00:20:22,513 Whoo! Freak show. 446 00:20:24,983 --> 00:20:26,617 After you. 447 00:20:26,652 --> 00:20:29,755 It's okay. You can go first if you want-- whoa! 448 00:20:36,628 --> 00:20:39,728 Hey! You let me keep my extra millimeter. 449 00:20:39,762 --> 00:20:40,730 You earned it. 450 00:20:40,764 --> 00:20:42,968 Ah, thanks, "Little brother"-- 451 00:20:43,002 --> 00:20:44,003 Stop it. 452 00:20:44,037 --> 00:20:46,006 I guess we should destroy this thing. 453 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:49,877 You know, so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands and junk. 454 00:20:49,912 --> 00:20:52,649 Seems like the smart thing to do. 455 00:20:52,683 --> 00:20:53,685 Unh! 456 00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:55,689 Die, die! 457 00:20:55,723 --> 00:20:57,860 There you dudes are! 458 00:20:57,895 --> 00:20:59,962 I been tryin' to get your attention! 459 00:21:01,865 --> 00:21:03,564 Glue. Lots of glue. 460 00:21:04,188 --> 00:21:07,830 Oh, son, don't you mind that Stanford Pines. 461 00:21:07,864 --> 00:21:10,567 You'll get your revenge one of these days. 462 00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:12,936 No! It's not just about revenge! 463 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:16,571 I want that shack. The physical building. 464 00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:17,739 But why? 465 00:21:17,774 --> 00:21:22,611 Because it holds a secret you couldn't possibly imagine. 466 00:21:23,913 --> 00:21:25,781 Uh, sweetie, you want some ice cream? 467 00:21:25,816 --> 00:21:27,516 Did you pick out all the nuts? 468 00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:28,516 Mm-hmm. 469 00:21:28,550 --> 00:21:29,517 Ah! 470 00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:33,886 Lil' more? 471 00:21:36,589 --> 00:21:37,890 That's good. 472 00:21:40,027 --> 00:21:41,927 Mr. Pines, 473 00:21:41,961 --> 00:21:43,930 I'm from the winninghouse coupon savers contest 474 00:21:43,964 --> 00:21:46,734 And you are our big winner! 475 00:21:48,772 --> 00:21:51,675 I guess we'll have to give the prize to our runner-up winner... 476 00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,776 Fiddleford H. McGucket? 477 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,605 How would you like ten million dollars? 478 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,576 It's my dream come true! 479 00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:02,610 Hahaha! 480 00:22:04,613 --> 00:22:06,581 Cross this town off our list.