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(theme music playing)
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Way to finish the school year,
cheerleaders.
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We wiped the floor with the competition.
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Not literally. I don't do housework.
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It's called homework.
And I don't do it, either.
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Our trophy will have
its place of honor here.
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Front and center.
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Wow. I did better than last year.
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I won the trophy
for winning the most trophies.
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What are you doing?
You're gonna take up all the space!
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It's not my fault
they made my cello trophy life-sized.
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Don't worry, Lexi.
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We can make more room
by taking out some of the lamer trophies.
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Here. Nobody cares who won
the giant meatball-making contest.
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Okay, Lexi, don't get upset.
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Remember your alternate nostril breathing.
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(breathing rapidly)
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Paisley, this time next week,
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it'll be summer vacation
and you and I will be in Australia,
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thousands of miles away
from the nearest Ant.
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Hey. What are you guys doing in Australia?
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Are you here for the A.N.T. Convention?
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A.N.T. Convention?
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Yeah, thousands of Ants
from around the world
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have gathered at this hotel for seminars,
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demonstrations,
and to compete in the Antlympics.
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Hey, guys. Look who's here!
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Hey!
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Hey, Lexi. It's Fletcher from school.
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(screams)
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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I like bowtie pasta.
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When you spill it on yourself,
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it just looks like you're dressed fancy.
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(Fletcher) There's Chyna.
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This is the summer
she starts seeing me as a man.
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Ow! My fingy!
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Well, at least you can tell her
you cut yourself shaving.
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(chuckles)
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G'day, mates.
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Hmm. It's a good day now.
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The name's Neville. Tazmanian Neville.
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You probably know me from my hit show
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on the Animal Taunting Network.
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I love your show. I watch it all the time.
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It's on right after
Dancing with the Sharks.
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Well, we'd better get going
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so we can see some more
interesting demonstrations.
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The British etiquette prodigy
is about to show us
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how to properly sip tea
and look scandalized.
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Don't go yet.
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I'm about to introduce you
to some of my wild friends.
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Like Rory over here.
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Also this lizard.
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(hisses)
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Which one of you is man enough
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to say hello to this razor-toothed beast?
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I'll do it. I'm man enough.
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Hey there, little fella.
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(screeches)
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(screams)
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(all laughing)
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Stop handing me pamphlets!
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I'm not an Ant!
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Do I look like I'm part
of this bunch of creepy, nerdy losers?
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Answer her!
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She asked you a question!
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Here. Some teeth for the girl
with the beautiful smile.
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Wow, in our country,
we put our baby teeth under our pillows.
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Well, they're crocodile teeth.
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Just one of the many vicious animals
I encountered
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on my outback trek.
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(giggling)
What is that?
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Well, it's...
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It's a traditional rite of passage
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during which adolescent males
undergo spiritual journey
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and live for up to six months
in the deadly wilderness of the outback.
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Crikey, Olive! Let the cute boy talk.
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Oh, big deal. So, he fights crocodiles.
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I've been in much deadlier situations.
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I used the bathroom
after Angus on the plane.
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Is everything okay? You seem troubled.
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I'm just tired of everyone
thinking I'm a wimp.
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A label only sticks if provided the glue.
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Ah, so you're saying
they see me that way because I allow it?
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I don't know.
I just read it in a fortune cookie.
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But I do know
it isn't easy for a boy to become a man.
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What you need is an outback trek.
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Yeah, that might clear my head.
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I could use a walk out back.
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See you in six months.
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Six what now?
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(Chyna) Fletcher? Fletcher?
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Well, we checked.
He's not in the gift shop.
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Did you look anywhere else?
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No.
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But we got you this platypurse.
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You seek the one called Fletcher?
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Yes! Have you seen him?
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He is many miles away,
deep in the outback.
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On a trek to become a man.
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Fletcher will never survive alone.
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He's like a baby.
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How's a baby supposed to survive
in the outback?
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Well, I can think of one way...
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That's not gonna happen!
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You have to rescue him from the outback.
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What's the big deal?
So, Fletcher's lost in a steakhouse.
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The Australian outback.
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A vast and remote expanse
known for its harsh climate,
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barren landscape, and deadly wildlife.
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Just to be safe, we should split up
and check both outbacks.
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You take the deadly one.
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We'll never find Fletcher ourselves.
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We're gonna need some help.
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Neville! Our friend, Fletcher, is lost.
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Will you help us find him in the outback?
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Of course, I will.
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(all cheering)
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I say we wait at the salad bar.
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People always come back for seconds.
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I can't wait to get out of this
Ant infested hotel and go to the beach.
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It was nice of the hotel
to leave this free surfboard in my room.
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This is just great!
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Half my Ants left on some tour
with Tazmanian Neville.
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They're going to miss competing
in the Antlympics!
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Who cares about some stupid competition
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that pits the best
and brightest young people
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against each other as they demonstrate
their exceptional talents?
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It's not like it's a beauty pageant.
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So much for first prize...
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Fifty thousand dollars to remodel
your Ant Farm into whatever you want,
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a state-of-the-art computer lab,
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state-of-the-art art lab,
a state-of-the-lab lab lab.
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A lab-lab-lab-lab lab lab.
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Or, a beauty salon.
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Come on, Chyna,
it's time to trim my cuticles.
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And Paisley's not-quite-as-cuticles.
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A beauty salon would be great,
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because I'm thinking of getting a perm.
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Then let us enter.
Winning the music competition
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would be a cinch for me.
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And I'm a really good artist.
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You don't know this about me,
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but my work is on display
all over the Usa.
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You mean U.S.A.?
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I know how to spell Usa.
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One problem. They know you're not Ants.
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You made that pretty clear
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when you called everyone in this room,
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"A bunch of creepy, nerdy losers!"
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Don't look at me.
I'm just quoting this girl who hates you.
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(sighs)
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I think I may know a way we can compete.
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We're ready for the Antlympics.
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(giggling)
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I'm a boy.
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This is where I left your friend.
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Okay. Do you know which way
he went after you...
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I really wish he'd stop doing that.
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Do you know which way Fletcher went?
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(sniffing)
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Uh-huh! Here. These must be his tracks.
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I'm pretty sure Fletcher
has more than three toes.
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Well, maybe two of them
got eaten by a moose.
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There are no moose in the outback.
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They're native to the Northern Hemisphere.
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And we're in the...
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-Southern Hemisphere.
-Right.
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Shouldn't you know this stuff?
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Well, yeah. I do. If it's in the script.
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But you're in the Australian
A.N.T. Program.
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You're a prodigy.
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Yes. An acting prodigy.
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What? But you led us to believe
you knew how to survive in the wilderness!
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Yes. As I said, acting prodigy.
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I just play Tazmanian Neville on TV.
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My real name is Barry Feigenbaum.
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But Tazmanian Feigenbaum
didn't have quite the same ring to it.
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Well, that would have been
a good thing to tell us
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before we followed you into the middle
of a snake infested desert!
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There are snakes out here?
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Welcome, everyone.
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I'm Bruce Tepley, winner
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and sole survivor
of Dancing With the Sharks.
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(hollow knocking)
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I'll be your celebrity judge
for this year's Antlympics.
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First up, Art.
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(applause)
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Paisley, I'm going to say to you
what I say to all the Ants
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before a big competition...
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Have you seen my wallet? I...
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Each of you will create
an artistic representation of my lunch.
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On your marks, get set...
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Create!
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Go, Paisley! I mean... Go, Herbert!
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(buzzing)
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You've got to be kidding me!
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That painting is...
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Amazing!
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It's out of this world
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like that spaceship
from that science fiction show I watch.
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I'm a boy.
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You said your work was on display
all over the Usa.
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It is.
It's on my grandparents' refrigerator.
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They drive all over the Usa,
camping in their rv.
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You mean R.V.?
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I know how to spell rv.
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We're gonna die. We're all gonna die.
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We're all gonna starve to death and die.
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I'm the star
of a wilderness survival show.
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If I die out here,
people will mock me on the message boards.
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Just relax.
Someone will come looking for us.
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It's Fletcher I'm worried about.
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I have an idea.
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How about we play
the "Who should we eat first?" game,
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and then not make it a game?
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Don't worry, we won't starve.
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We could hunt
for one of those kookaburra birds
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with this boomerang I made.
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Oh!
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Okay. Here goes.
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Wait, what if you miss?
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Don't worry.
The angle of the boomerang's airfoil wings
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creates aerodynamic forces
that curve its trajectory,
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making it travel in an elliptical path
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and return to its point of origin.
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(swooshing)
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Or not.
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Okay, forget food.
The desert, it gets cold at night.
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It does? That's crazy.
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Maybe we can start a fire
by banging these two rocks together.
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Oh!
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Those aren't rocks. Those are emu eggs.
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What's an emu? It just sounds funny.
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Eee-mooo.
258
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:12,750
The emu is a soft-feathered,
brown, flightless bird
259
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:14,544
that, despite its cuddly appearance,
260
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can tear the flesh off
a human when angered.
261
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:19,457
A little bird can do that?
262
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,332
Oh. they're not little.
They're about this tall.
263
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:23,747
(gulps nervously)
264
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:25,830
(squawks)
265
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:28,917
(chuckles)
266
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:34,833
This isn't emu yolk. This is hair gel.
267
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,882
-(groans)
-Yes.
268
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:40,956
Ooh!
269
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:43,503
(grunting)
270
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,673
(screams)
271
00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,285
(emus squawking)
272
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,460
This is all Fletcher's fault.
273
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,542
We wouldn't be out here
if it weren't for him.
274
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:01,462
He wouldn't be out here
if it weren't for us.
275
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,457
He obviously wanted to prove he's tough
276
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,172
because we tease him all the time.
277
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,580
I tease him because I love him.
278
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,325
You don't tease me.
279
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:10,955
I know.
280
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,421
What?
281
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:15,707
I can't believe
we may never see Fletcher again.
282
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,285
I remember the first time I met him.
283
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,634
Welcome to the place.
284
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:23,502
Oh, look, that kid's carrying something.
285
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:24,543
That's Fletcher.
286
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:25,825
Yadda yadda blabbedy blah.
287
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:26,877
Dynamite.
288
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:30,712
Is that how normal people remember things?
289
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,420
I remember it perfectly.
290
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,580
It was a Monday.
58 degrees, Partly cloudy.
291
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,627
I woke up at 6:42.
292
00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:41,289
I brushed my teeth,
starting on the lower right quadrant...
293
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,875
I just decided who we should eat first.
294
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:53,917
♪ To me ♪
295
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,543
Wow, that nerd can sing.
296
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,785
We still have a chance.
297
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,038
Yeah, we may have lost at art.
298
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:07,455
But we won at robotics,
science, and cooking.
299
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:10,502
Plus I won this ice
from the slot machine in the hallway.
300
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:17,578
(vocalizing)
301
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,581
(all cheering)
302
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:28,463
Thank you to the contestant from the Usa.
303
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,923
Sorry. That's the U.S.A.
304
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,460
What do you have to do to get
some bloomin' punctuation around here?
305
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:39,792
Lexi, you're a really good singer.
306
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,955
How come you're never
the lead in the school play?
307
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:46,205
And now,
singing and playing the wobble board,
308
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:49,631
please welcome the contestant
from Australia!
309
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:53,627
She's the last contestant.
310
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:57,829
And there's absolutely no way on earth
311
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:02,247
that this one person could possibly
be a better singer than you!
312
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:04,541
♪ Down under, we wonder ♪
313
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:05,875
♪ From sun down to dawn ♪
314
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,209
♪ Why wallabies run circles
Around in the lawn ♪
315
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:11,131
♪ Wallaby, wallaby, wallabaloo ♪
316
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:15,288
♪ Try not to step in kangaroo poo ♪
317
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:18,915
(vocalizes off-key)
318
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:20,423
(all cheering)
319
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,380
She's terrible.
320
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,918
That speech you made
before she sang made me nervous.
321
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,210
Why did you say it like that?
322
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:29,711
I have absolutely no idea.
323
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,132
There is no way on earth
324
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:36,748
I will ever do something like that again!
325
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,130
Well, now that we've heard
the musical performances,
326
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:44,038
I think it's obvious who deserves to win.
327
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,292
The team from Australia!
328
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,791
You've got to be kidding me!
329
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,705
You just picked her because you wanted
your own country to win.
330
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,956
Put a sock in it, Yankee-doodle-dork!
The Aussie team wins.
331
00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,211
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
332
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,461
(all) Oi, oi, oi!
333
00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:03,132
Even the Yiddish team is rooting for them!
334
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:08,576
I've been parading around dressed
as a nerdy Ant all day for nothing?
335
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:11,674
(yells)
336
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:15,000
You're not an Ant. You're disqualified.
337
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,333
You forfeit the second place prize.
338
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:20,037
A $49,000 Ant Farm makeover.
339
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:24,918
So, no beauty salon? So much for my perm.
340
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,500
Now, I'll always have straight chest hair.
341
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:30,917
I'm a boy.
342
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:38,035
Thank goodness the emus finally left.
343
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,785
We can go back to looking for Fletcher.
344
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,495
What we need to look for is some water.
345
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,713
This plant I got at the gift shop
is doing really badly.
346
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,330
Hey, look, there's a watering hole.
347
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:49,667
(gasps)
348
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,420
(squawking)
349
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,630
But it's surrounded by those mu-mus.
350
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,960
Yes, but look what I found.
351
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:02,207
Feathers. They're everywhere.
352
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:05,577
Hey, good idea.
353
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:08,077
We'll tickle them
until they give up the water.
354
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:11,962
Or we can do something that makes sense.
355
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,170
(mimics bird call)
356
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,330
This is your idea
of something that makes sense?
357
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:21,665
(grunts)
358
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:27,787
(trills)
359
00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:39,421
Okay, I'm going to go now, guys.
360
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:41,751
See you all at the next family reunion.
361
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:44,785
(wind blowing)
362
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,290
(coughs)
363
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,250
(squawking)
364
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:54,382
Uh-oh.
365
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,460
(screaming)
Run!
366
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,415
Quick! Get in!
367
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,250
This is it. We're doomed.
368
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,633
(panting)
369
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:17,830
And the worst part is,
we never saved poor, helpless Fletcher.
370
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,665
Yee-haw!
371
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:24,995
Fletcher?
372
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:29,293
Oh. Step back.
These emus require a delicate touch.
373
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:32,875
(mimics squawking)
374
00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:49,827
That was incredible. You saved our lives.
375
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,667
Thank you.
376
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,790
You're welcome.
377
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,543
I'm so glad you're okay.
378
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,165
I'm fine. I found some food and water.
379
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,920
But I bet you guys
have probably been eating like kings
380
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,750
with Tazmanian Neville taking care of you.
381
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,633
(laughing)
This guy?
382
00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:12,129
The only hunting and gathering
he's ever done is in a gifting suite.
383
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:15,378
Hey! Don't laugh. Those things are brutal.
384
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:17,748
I had to fight off Nicole Kidman
to get that necklace.
385
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:21,628
Well, maybe you need an outback trek.
386
00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:22,749
It's done wonders for me.
387
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,248
It made me realize I'm stronger
than I thought.
388
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:28,825
Yeah. Way stronger.
389
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:32,579
You know, Fletcher,
390
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:37,627
I never realized it before,
but I feel like I might actually...
391
00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:39,129
(boomerang whistling)
392
00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:46,077
What? You might actually what?
393
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,078
See? Told you it'd work.
394
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:03,419
(chuckling)
G'day, mates. I'm Tazmanian Neville.
395
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,710
On today's show,
396
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,752
I'll teach you how to carve
a right proper boomerang
397
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:11,834
and then, I'll show you
how to tame a flock of wild emus.
398
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:16,170
But first, I'd like to bring out
a very special guest.
399
00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:24,287
Just the other day, as I was facing
the perils of the merciless outback,
400
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:28,875
I rescued this poor,
helpless nine-year-old boy.
401
00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:32,922
What? That's not what happened.
402
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,790
Sorry. I can't understand you
because of your crazy accent.
403
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:37,745
What accent? I don't have an accent.
404
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:41,004
(speaking gibberish)
405
00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,713
That's what you sound like.
406
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:46,458
I'll tell you.
You look adorable in that getup, boy.
407
00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:49,792
Maybe someday you'll grow up,
fight a croc,
408
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:52,455
and get a necklace just like this one.
409
00:22:52,542 --> 00:22:54,712
Ow! My fingy!