1 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,049 Put these books on the shelf. 2 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,676 Don't roll your eyes at me. 3 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:13,013 You only got this wizternship because your dad's my dentist. 4 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:17,809 Ugh. On second thought, get out! 5 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,564 [door closes] 6 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:28,820 [humming] 7 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,530 [♪ sinister music playing] 8 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,576 - Lord Morsus! - Minister McFigglehorn. 9 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,913 The orc we sent after Billie betrayed us. 10 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:42,000 But we don't need him anymore. Billie and Justin are at odds! 11 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,335 You know nothing! 12 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,297 The orc is the key to capturing the young wizard. 13 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,132 Once I have Billie, 14 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:53,553 I will use all of her power to fulfill the prophecy. 15 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:57,099 All her power? But that could destroy her. 16 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,101 Then so be it. 17 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,562 [evil laughter] 18 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:03,730 [laughing] 19 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:07,067 - No, I laugh. You don't. - Right. Sorry. 20 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,991 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 21 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,742 ♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 22 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,786 ♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 23 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:20,789 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 24 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:25,210 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 25 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,174 [whispering] ♪ You could run into trouble If you go to extremes because ♪ 26 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,966 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 27 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,050 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 28 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,596 ♪ What it seems ♪ 29 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:41,852 Let me get this straight. 30 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,603 After you slow danced with Quentin, 31 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,206 he took you to a park where he revealed 32 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,232 he was really an orc sent to betray you. 33 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,419 But then he didn't betray you because he caught feelings, 34 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,194 and then Justin tried to blast him, 35 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,447 and now Quentin's out there pining for us? 36 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,576 - Pining for us? - You're my best friend, so like it or not, 37 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:59,411 your romance is my romance. 38 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:05,125 [sighs] Man, Quentin disobeyed an evil wizard to protect me. 39 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,085 I have to find him and make sure he's okay. 40 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,837 Are you going out the window? 41 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,214 Justin already didn't want me hanging out with Quentin. 42 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,938 There's no way he's gonna be cool with it 43 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,468 now that he knows Quentin's an orc. 44 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,594 - Billie! - Winter! 45 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,429 - Don't try to stop me. - Stop you? 46 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,973 You're doing this for love. Let me get that window for ya. 47 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:28,148 Wait, what am I doing in your room? 48 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,317 And that is what I ask every time you come in here. 49 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,713 Can you get out now? Because I need to hide these gummy bears and 50 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,381 I don't want you telling Milo where they are. 51 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,282 Well, don't worry, your secret is safe with me. 52 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,202 Not because you can trust me, but because I don't care. 53 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,208 [gasps] How could I come in this way? 54 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,502 I didn't even know we had a window here. 55 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,462 I gotta get out of this stupid house. 56 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,133 Going somewhere? 57 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,095 I'm definitely trying to. 58 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:02,307 - What did you do? - I knew you'd go look for Quentin, 59 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:05,060 so I put a hex on the house. Anytime you try to leave, 60 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,104 you'll just... come right back in. 61 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,856 Do you have that little trust in me? 62 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,316 Less, actually. 63 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,194 You are in serious danger, Billie. 64 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,947 - Just let me handle it. - Okay, and what am I supposed to do? 65 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,240 I'm so glad you asked. 66 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,992 I want you to pick a guy off this list of approved boyfriends. 67 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,705 - There's no one on this. - Exactly. 68 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:30,627 Ha-ha, real funny. My whole life is a joke! 69 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,427 I didn't even go out a window that time. 70 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,888 - Billie, would you happen to know where... - Under his mattress. 71 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,079 I was gonna ask her where my other shoe is, 72 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,271 but this is way better. 73 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,693 Justin hexed the house and I can't leave. 74 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,489 Wait, why are you still here? Can you not leave either? 75 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,783 Oh, no, I can. I just don't. 76 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,455 Okay, did you find Quentin? 77 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,956 Nope, I checked the school, 78 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,292 the park, and under every bridge I could find. 79 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,336 Winter, he's an orc, not a troll. 80 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:16,381 - Then where do orcs live? - In trash caves. 81 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,300 I'm not going to New Jersey, Billie. 82 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,428 But I'll keep looking. 83 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:22,512 [line disconnects] 84 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,597 [sighs] 85 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,517 Quentin, where are you? 86 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,727 - [window knocks] - Ow! 87 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,022 - Quentin? - Ow! 88 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,982 What is that? 89 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,195 Whoa! [grunts] 90 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,114 Oh, finally! 91 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,909 I've been flopping my brains out trying to get your attention. 92 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,496 I'm a messenger fish. Quentin sent me. 93 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:48,705 [gasping] 94 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,625 Does he miss me? Not that I miss him. 95 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,510 Unless he said it first. Did he say it first? 96 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,630 - Because if he said it first, then... - Oh, girl, you got it bad. 97 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,965 What's the message, Fish? 98 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,342 [♪ magical tone plays] 99 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,012 Billie, I know you're going to try to find me, but it's not safe. 100 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:07,516 Lord Morsus is looking for me, so please just stay away. 101 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,561 Well, I delivered the message. I'm out of here. 102 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,314 No, no, you can't go. You have to take me to Quentin. 103 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,775 But I can't leave the house. 104 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,402 I gotta find some way to force Justin to remove the hex. 105 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,071 [Milo] Billie! I need your help! 106 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:22,864 This sounds promising. 107 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,495 I ate all of Roman's gummy bears. 108 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,956 - He's gonna kill me! - Milo, you're a wizard. 109 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,916 You can conjure a bag of gummy bears. 110 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,459 You can conjure ten bags and... 111 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,713 You can conjure enough to fill this whole house. 112 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:41,237 Do not know what that last thing you muttered was, but I'm in. 113 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,302 There you go. One gummy bear spell. 114 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:47,264 - And it'll fix my problem? - It'll fix "a" problem. 115 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,182 Sounds like the same thing to me. 116 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,061 Conjure mouse and gummy friends, 117 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,855 a constant flow that never ends! 118 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,481 [♪ magical tone plays] 119 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,649 It worked! 120 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,734 It's still working! 121 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,444 Why is it still working? 122 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,574 So begins my two-step plan. 123 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,243 Step one, fill the house with gummy bears. 124 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,912 Step two, leave. 125 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,126 [door opens] 126 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:20,714 Okay. I got my net launcher, my water cannon, 127 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,048 and my egg-zooka. 128 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,967 If this Morsus guy comes for Billie, 129 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:25,969 he's getting zooked. 130 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:30,056 I love it when you get all mama bear like that. 131 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,475 What are you doing? 132 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,145 Ugh, I'm searching this Tribunal Villain Database. 133 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,647 Every evil wizard in history has a record here. 134 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,985 That's weird. There's a record missing. 135 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,380 But only someone with Tribunal-level clearance 136 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,404 or higher can remove information from the database. 137 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,744 Oh! A gummy bear? Where'd this come from? 138 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,247 I have a bad feeling about this. 139 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,000 Maybe it'll be fine. 140 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:00,045 - [Roman] Mom, Dad, help! - Maybe not. 141 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:06,009 I'm being attacked by gummy bears! 142 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,469 Well, don't just stand in it! 143 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:14,643 Ah! Now what? Nowhere is safe! 144 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:15,727 [crying] 145 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,149 - What did you do? - I didn't do this! 146 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,234 - I can't do this. - Then who did? 147 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,778 - [Milo] Daddy! - Shoulda known. 148 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,822 [gummy bears rattling] 149 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,369 - Milo? - Can we just skip to the part 150 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,763 where I apologize and you fix this? 151 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,748 Because I've got gummy bears in my underwear and it is sticky! 152 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,465 Everyone out of the house! 153 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,519 I can't believe it's gonna take two days for the WizTerminator 154 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,396 to get rid of the gummy bear infestation. 155 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,731 And we have to stay out of the house. 156 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,900 Which definitely wasn't step two of my plan. 157 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,654 Well, I didn't know Aunt Alex has an apartment in Manhattan. 158 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:10,824 It's because she's never here. But trust me, this place is totally safe. 159 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,827 Practically a fortress with the amount of enchantment she put on it. 160 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,012 So, how are we gonna get in? 161 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:17,330 - I... know the password. - [Giada] Mmm. 162 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,542 Password. 163 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,466 Whoa, this place is amazing! 164 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,635 Uh, why aren't we here all the time? 165 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:31,803 [loud zapping] 166 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,138 Oh, that's why! 167 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,769 Alex? What are you doing here? 168 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,063 Oh, I'm sorry, I live here. 169 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,023 What are you doing here? 170 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,942 Sorry, we had a problem at the house, 171 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,903 but we didn't know you were home. We can find someplace else to stay. 172 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,197 No, no, don't be ridiculous. 173 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,758 Well, you could've given me a heads-up 174 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,422 before you just showed up on my doorstep. 175 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:57,656 Like the heads-up you gave me before you showed up on my doorstep with Billie? 176 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,289 Touché. 177 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,750 Hey, guys, welcome! 178 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:09,924 Guys! 179 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,926 I'm so excited that you're here. 180 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:15,096 I'm sorry about the whole almost zapping your faces off thing, 181 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,949 but in my defense, you woke me up pretty early. 182 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,641 Alex, it's 4:30 in the afternoon. 183 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:23,063 It must be amazing not having kids. [laughs] 184 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,983 But I wouldn't change anything for the world. 185 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,070 Way to say that quiet part out loud. 186 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,697 Um, are you guys hungry? 187 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,621 Please help yourself to anything in the fridge. 188 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,827 [whispers] Justin, I need to talk to you. 189 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,621 I need to show you something. 190 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,081 I've been up all night studying. 191 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,832 [laughs] 192 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,358 I'm sorry, I thought you said you were up all night studying. 193 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,546 Hey, I study. 194 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,548 [both laughing] 195 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,050 Okay, no, no. Seriously. 196 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,763 I think I found something. So, the last few weeks, 197 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,974 I've been looking at the Oracle's painting of Billie. 198 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,268 [♪ dramatic music playing] 199 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,704 How'd you get this from the Archive? 200 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,688 Oh, I pulled this incredible art heist. 201 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:09,109 I broke so many rules, you would have hated it. 202 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,236 I hate even hearing about it. 203 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,571 No, no, but I think I figured something out. 204 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:16,366 Do you see this red cloud behind Billie? 205 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:20,912 It's a rift, a gateway from our world to the world of dark magic. 206 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,123 So the prophecy is Billie opening the rift. 207 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,501 Hey, you really were up all night studying. 208 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,421 Can you imagine if I had applied myself in high school? 209 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,298 - I'd be you. - Please never say that again. 210 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,716 I regretted it as soon as I did. 211 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,221 - Lemonade, nice! - Milo, don't drink that! 212 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,598 Oh, okay, we need to get that off you. 213 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,600 - Why, is it gonna stain? - No, explode. 214 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,352 [explosion] 215 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,188 Oh. Okay, and I owe you a jacket. 216 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,190 Don't worry, I brought an extra one. 217 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,277 - Oh, this is cool. - No, don't! 218 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,987 - [snaps] - [yelps] 219 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,322 Maybe I should take the boys 220 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,967 to the guest room and get them settled in. 221 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,094 Is there anything I need to be worried about in there? 222 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,579 No. Just don't look under the bed. Or in the closet. 223 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,248 And you might want to knock on the toilet lid before you... 224 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,851 But, uh, other than that, you're good. 225 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,127 Okay. Come on. 226 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,297 [Messenger Fish] Hey! You gonna let me out of here? 227 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,510 Check out this view. So many buildings. 228 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,680 - I'm gonna go look at them. - Not so fast. 229 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,474 - Give me your wand. - [both] That's not fair. 230 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,352 Oh. 231 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,453 Sorry, I thought you were talking to me. 232 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,940 Your dad voice is really coming in. 233 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,027 You're taking my wand? 234 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,071 Even you're not irresponsible enough to go after Quentin without that. 235 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,032 - But... - Billie. Wand. 236 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,953 [growling] 237 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,163 [Giada] What is that? 238 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,792 - Should I go check on them? - You know, I would. 239 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,670 Am I taking you to Quentin or can I go home? 240 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,923 No, don't leave. I just need to figure out 241 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,550 how to escape an enchanted apartment without my wand. 242 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:01,262 That's easy. Just flop in the toilet and then flush yourself down. 243 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,099 Yeah, I'm not doing that for, like, a thousand reasons. 244 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,560 - [Alex] Billie. - Whoa! 245 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,981 - Who are you talking to? - Uh, you. [chuckles] 246 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,650 What's up, girl? How you living? 247 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,654 - Okay, what's going on? - Why would you think something's going on? 248 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,937 Because you're acting like me when something's going on. 249 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,532 So, spill it. 250 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,954 [sighs] Okay. Well, Justin and I are kind of fighting right now. 251 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,538 Ugh. 252 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,332 What did he do? 253 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,210 What? He's my brother. 254 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,380 Any fight I've ever had with him... was his fault. 255 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,217 Well, this boy at school asked me to a dance. 256 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,719 - [gasps] Ooh, is he cute? - Justin doesn't like him. 257 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,054 Oh, he's definitely cute. 258 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,100 Justin won't even let me talk to him. 259 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,312 Well, maybe you see something in him that Justin doesn't. 260 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,941 And if you really like this guy, you should follow your heart. 261 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,068 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 262 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,446 As someone whose type is bad boys you think you can fix, 263 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,824 but you can't, so you end up writing songs about them... 264 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,159 Oh, I know what I'm talking about. 265 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,123 - I've missed you. - I missed you more. 266 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,464 - [groans] - Dad, why are you taking my wand? 267 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,234 Milo, you infested our house with gummy bears. 268 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,844 Are we still talking about that? 269 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,097 - Now, Roman... - You're taking my wand? 270 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,142 - This is so unfair! - I'm not taking your wand. 271 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,494 You're the only responsible one. 272 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,603 Well, I didn't know that's where that was going, 273 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,314 and I'm sorry for yelling. 274 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,318 Justin, can I talk to you for a second? 275 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,610 Yeah, what's up? 276 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,488 Why would you forbid Billie from seeing the boy she likes? 277 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:45,074 I swear, you get more and more like Dad every day. 278 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,243 Okay, first, thank you. 279 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,913 And second, because he's not a boy, he's an orc. 280 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,750 - Oh. - Billie didn't tell you that, did she? 281 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,002 She did not. 282 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,838 Well, hey, you dated a vampire, 283 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,299 I dated a werewolf. Maybe she's into orcs. 284 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,176 Why you gotta orc-shame her? 285 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:08,389 Well, the orc she likes is working for an evil wizard named Lord Morsus. 286 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,475 Oh. 287 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,321 Billie didn't tell you that either, did she? 288 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,605 She did not. 289 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,900 I mean, I get why she would lie to you because, well, 290 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,903 it's you, but why would she lie to me? 291 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,946 I'm the cool one. 292 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,717 Well, I don't get to be the cool one because 293 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,242 I have to be the responsible one. 294 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,370 That's what being a parent is. You wouldn't get that. 295 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,375 I don't have to be a parent to know what's right for Billie. 296 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,712 Right for Billie? You left her with me. 297 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,423 That means that I get to decide what's right for her. 298 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,051 Well, I wouldn't have left her with you if I had known 299 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,720 you were just gonna turn her into a miniature version of you. 300 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,806 - Excuse me? - Okay, okay, okay, everybody. 301 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,408 I think we're losing sight of the whole 302 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,059 Lord Morsus coming after Billie thing. 303 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,311 She's right. 304 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,439 I'm gonna go to the Tribunal and figure out what happened to that record 305 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,042 - and the database. - I'm coming with you. 306 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,692 - Me too. - Giada, please, no. 307 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,903 - I'm sorry. - Are you an investigative reporter 308 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,571 nominated for three regional Emmys? 309 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,532 No. 310 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,616 Are you? 311 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,660 No. 312 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,578 To the Tribunal. 313 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:17,583 Actually, I don't know how to get there, so I need one of you to go first. 314 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,521 Roman, you're in charge while we're gone. 315 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,296 You will not regret this. 316 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,632 Milo, Billie, you might. 317 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,802 - Wait, you're leaving? - Don't worry. 318 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,971 As long as you're in the apartment, you're safe. 319 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,431 - Just don't open the door. - Or touch anything. 320 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,101 Or eat anything. Or look at anything. 321 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,352 Just don't do anything! 322 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,604 Who sounds like Dad now? 323 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,567 Don't worry. I'll keep the kids safe. 324 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,532 I'm gonna go feed stuff to the toilet monster. 325 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:53,828 Hey! I'm in charge! Let's go feed stuff to the toilet monster! 326 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,621 And that's why you're in charge. 327 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,461 That's why you don't keep your wand in your back pocket. 328 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,557 [♪ ominous music playing] 329 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,151 Lord Morsus, I've received word 330 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,112 that Justin and Alex Russo are here at the Tribunal. 331 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,823 Then my plan is nearly complete. 332 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:35,161 Billie's greatest fear is that she is not part of a family. 333 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,413 I will use that fear against her. 334 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,707 She will lose control of her powers, 335 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,060 - and the prophecy will be... - [Justin] Minister McFigglehorn. 336 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,378 - Uh-oh. - [yelps] 337 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,009 Justin, Alex, mortal wife... 338 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,553 Does she not know my name? 339 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,972 She's been to our house like four times. 340 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,934 Minister McFigglehorn, you're in charge 341 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,102 of the Tribunal Villain Database, aren't you? 342 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,938 Let me think about this. 343 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,732 I'll help you out. You are. 344 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,194 I happen to have noticed there's some information missing. 345 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,905 Tell us everything you know about Lord Morsus. 346 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:15,409 Lord Morsus, Lord Morsus. Hmm, not ringing any bells. 347 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,911 Can you use it in a sentence? 348 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,997 Sure, I can. 349 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,583 Tell us everything you know about Lord Morsus. 350 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,879 I went to high school with a Lloyd Corsus. 351 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,172 Does that help? 352 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,633 You know it doesn't. 353 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,723 - [toilet flushing] - [creature burping] 354 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,142 Why did you feed my phone to the toilet monster? 355 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,019 It was the only way he'd let go of my phone. 356 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,230 Now I have to conjure a new one. 357 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,482 Where's my wand? 358 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,317 Where's Billie? 359 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,112 Oh, she must have taken my wand and snuck out. 360 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,780 Man, I'm glad I'm not in charge. 361 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,034 [chair growling] 362 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,427 This is why we don't come into the city! 363 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,957 - [knocking at door] - Someone's here. 364 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,334 Wait, no, Milo, Dad told us not to open the door. 365 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,461 - [knocking at door] - What if it's Billie? 366 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,130 Have you ever known Billie to knock? 367 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,090 [rapid knocking] 368 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,342 - Uh, give me your phone. I'll call Dad. - Okay. 369 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,220 - [tires screeching] - [cars honking] 370 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,348 - Nice catch. - Nice throw. 371 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,142 [lock rattling] 372 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,396 - Roman, I'm scared. - It's all gonna be okay. 373 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,358 Are you pushing me toward the door? 374 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:31,753 I haven't lived as long as you. 375 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,321 I've got so much left to see. 376 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,241 [♪ dramatic music playing] 377 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,953 Whoa! Oh. 378 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,586 What is this place? 379 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,422 It's where Lord Morsus told me to bring ya. 380 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,176 And I brought ya. I'm out! 381 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,845 Lord Morsus? 382 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,056 [♪ ominous music playing] 383 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,767 It's you. 384 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,352 [door creaks] 385 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,647 I'm trapped. 386 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,533 So you're him. 387 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,661 You're Lord Morsus. 388 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,164 You are Lord Morsus, right? 389 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,459 If you're Lord Morsus, don't say anything. 390 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,169 I knew it! 391 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,506 Where's Quentin? He better be okay. 392 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,177 Fine. Then I'll make you tell me where Quentin is. 393 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,388 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 394 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,267 The record on Lord Morsus was removed from the Villain Database. 395 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,270 - Only you could have deleted it. - Well, I didn't. 396 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,981 I have no idea who this Lord Morsus is 397 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:54,151 or why he'd be after Billie. I can't help you. 398 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,569 Yes, you can. 399 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,373 Yeah, you're gonna help us, girl, because... 400 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,865 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. You heard her. 401 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,035 She doesn't know anything. And if she doesn't know anything, 402 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,995 she doesn't know anything. 403 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,747 Right. 404 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:11,877 She clearly doesn't know anything, so we should probably just go. 405 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,046 I wish you would. You've been quite disruptive. 406 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,340 I was, like, totally in the middle of something. 407 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,510 Where are you going? 408 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,182 - Uh, we can't just leave. - Oh, we're not going anywhere. 409 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,351 - We aren't? - No, that witch is hiding something. 410 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,811 - She is? - Yes. 411 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,021 Every time I see her, 412 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,232 she makes a big deal out of what I'm wearing. 413 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:36,235 This time, she didn't say anything, and look. 414 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,865 - Alex, that's your proof? - It is super suspect. 415 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,700 That jacket is incredible. 416 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,037 Also, McFigglehorn said she doesn't know 417 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,081 why Lord Morsus is going after Billie. 418 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,293 We never told her he was going after Billie. 419 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,921 Yeah, and would you take Giada's thing 420 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,257 And add it to my equally important thing? We got her. 421 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,970 If she's working for Morsus, she must be under a spell. 422 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,347 But it would take a powerful object to enchant her. 423 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:09,351 The Eye of Evilini was missing from the creepy Crypt of Cursed Curiosities. 424 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,437 - What? - Please don't make me say that again. 425 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,314 So what do we do? 426 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,526 Well, freeing McFigglehorn is our only chance of stopping Lord Morsus. 427 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,196 Then we're not leaving until we destroy that amulet. 428 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,493 [lock rattling] 429 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,015 Someone's trying to break into the apartment 430 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,082 and we don't have our wands. What are we gonna do? 431 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,668 Roman, we've only been wizards for a few months, 432 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,338 but we've been precocious pranksters our whole lives. 433 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,883 Well, I have. You're kind of a goody-goody. 434 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,093 Not the insult you think it is. 435 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,597 This place is full of dangerous, enchanted stuff. 436 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,350 - We can set a trap. - Okay, uh, what's the plan? 437 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,434 To set a trap. 438 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:51,936 I just said it. 439 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:54,897 [high-pitched squeak] 440 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:03,072 There. Everything is in place. All you have to do now is unlock the door. 441 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,825 Great. Thanks for leaving me the scariest part. 442 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:06,909 You're welcome. 443 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,829 - Roman. - Yeah? 444 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:10,996 I just want you to know... 445 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:15,125 If something happens to you... I'm taking the bottom bunk. 446 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,215 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 447 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,843 Come in! 448 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,137 [squawks] 449 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:28,931 [squawks] 450 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,141 - [high-pitched snapping] - [grunting] 451 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,393 [yelps] 452 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,480 - [chair growling] - [grunting] 453 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,567 We got him. Let's turn him into smoke. 454 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,735 Maybe we should see who it is first. 455 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,280 Right. Then we turn him into smoke. 456 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,538 Okay. Giada, Justin and I will distract McFigglehorn 457 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:53,956 while you search for the amulet. 458 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,017 - It could be anywhere. - You're talking to the woman 459 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,085 that found a contact lens on an ice skating rink. 460 00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,462 If the amulet's in there, I'll find it. 461 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,049 - There you are. - Found it. 462 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,218 Give us the amulet, McFigglehorn. 463 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:07,344 Never! 464 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,638 - [shrieking] - Oh! 465 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:15,185 Give up, McFigglehorn. You're out-wanded. 466 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,272 The spell I am! 467 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,816 Ankle wand. 468 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,985 [zapping] 469 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,571 - [grunting] - [zapping] 470 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:29,617 Oh! 471 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,329 Somebody should get that amulet. 472 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,498 Right, I'll get the amulet. 473 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,712 Okay, McFigglehorn, let's dance. [grunts] 474 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,590 - Did you just ask her to dance? - No. 475 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,356 It's a cool thing to say in a wand fight. 476 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,639 The only dancing I'm gonna do is on your grave. 477 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,935 Now that was a cool thing to say in a wand fight. 478 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:00,773 - Got it! - [whirs] 479 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,359 Lost it. 480 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:10,449 Yes! The eye is mine. You cannot stop Lord Morsus. 481 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:13,577 The rift will open and evil will reign, 482 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:17,331 even if it destroys the young wizard. 483 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,408 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 484 00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:22,461 No! 485 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,260 Russos, what are you doing here? 486 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:35,140 Ooh, Alex, love the jacket. [laughs] 487 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,143 Told ya. 488 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,483 Last chance, Morsus. Tell me where Quentin is. 489 00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:49,446 Why are you tied up? 490 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,243 [gasps] Quentin? 491 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,454 - Are you okay? - Morsus sent that message. 492 00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:00,124 - It was all a trap. - Yeah, I figured that out. 493 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,793 You shouldn't have come here, Billie. 494 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:04,670 It was all my fault. 495 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,256 I'm sorry you ever met me. 496 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:09,717 I'm not. 497 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,970 [♪ soft, romantic music plays] 498 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,138 But I don't get it. 499 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,307 If Lord Morsus wanted me here so bad, then where is he? 500 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,645 [grunts] Boys, what do you think you're doing? 501 00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,022 [both] Dad? 502 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,482 Thank goodness it's you. 503 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,318 Yup, it's me. 504 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,197 [sinisterly] Your dad.