1 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:06,298 Hey Giada, I'm looking back at the inventory I did 2 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:09,218 for the Tribunal and I never checked off the Eye of Evilini. 3 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,761 You think I made a mistake? 4 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,095 [Giada] Oh, yeah! 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,764 That's what I was worried about. 6 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:15,557 Check! Check! 7 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:16,725 Check it out! 8 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,435 I guess I could go check it out. 9 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,396 I can't hear you! 10 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,856 I said I guess... 11 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,691 You can't hear me. 12 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,319 Giada. 13 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:28,820 - Giada! - [gasps] 14 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,907 Sorry, I just got caught up making the playlist 15 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,617 for the school dance tomorrow night. 16 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,161 I just want Billie's first mortal dance to be special. 17 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,497 Me too. With all the weird magical things 18 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,791 happening lately, I just want Billie to have a night 19 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,793 where she can be a normal teenage girl. 20 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,670 [light flickers] 21 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,213 What was that? 22 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,299 Oh, hey guys! 23 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,427 What happened to you? 24 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,179 I was just getting ready for the dance. 25 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,515 I've been practicing on the electric slide I conjured. 26 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,141 [both laugh] 27 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,353 Billie... and I can't believe we're still having these conversations... 28 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,147 In the mortal world, the "Electric Slide" is just a dance. 29 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,024 It's not a low-voltage thrill ride. 30 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,276 That is disappointing. 31 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,820 But I guess it'll still be fun. 32 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,698 Yeah, it will! We're gonna tear that place up! 33 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,283 [DJ horns blare] 34 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:15,909 No, we won't. 35 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,955 Anything we tear up, I have to put back together. 36 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,375 [♪ opening theme song playing] 37 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:26,044 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 38 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,130 ♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 39 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,090 ♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 40 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:33,010 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 41 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:37,556 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 42 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,808 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 43 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:43,228 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 44 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:44,313 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 45 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,941 ♪ What it seems ♪ 46 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,656 So if there's no Electric Slide, 47 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,825 then what do you guys do at a mortal dance? 48 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,827 Mostly the guys stand on one side of the room 49 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,454 and the girls stand on the other side 50 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,831 until the girls realize we got dressed up for nothing 51 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,208 and decide to dance with each other. 52 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,293 What do the guys do? 53 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,878 They pretend to be on their phones 54 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,547 so they won't look stupid for not asking us to dance. 55 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,799 Roman, you better make sure your phone is charged. 56 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:15,969 I won't need to because I'm not going. I have plans. 57 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:18,221 - What plans? - To not go to the dance. 58 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,015 [PA system crackles] 59 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,267 [Quentin] Hello? Is this thing on? 60 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,394 Hello, Greenwald Middle. 61 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,772 That sounds like that cute boy you met in detention. 62 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,774 I didn't meet a cute boy in detention. 63 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,067 Yeah, you did. Kevin. 64 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,610 It's not Kevin, it's Quentin! 65 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,489 I think. You know, I could be wrong. 66 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,366 This is Quentin Thompson, 67 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,951 and I want to ask a very special girl to the dance tonight... 68 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,663 - Please say Billie... - Please don't say Billie... 69 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,373 - Billie... - No! 70 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,083 Will you... 71 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:47,959 You can't be in here! 72 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:50,253 What were you thinking? 73 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,839 I think it's pretty clear I wasn't thinking, sir. 74 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:54,508 You are in so much trouble. 75 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:55,801 Give me that microphone! 76 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:58,762 Stop running from me! 77 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,014 [Quentin] I'll stop running If you stop chasing me! 78 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,724 [Justin] I'll never stop chasing you! 79 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,268 What are you gonna say? Are you gonna go with him? 80 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,270 Well, technically, he never asked me, 81 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,356 so I never have to answer. 82 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,775 Billie. I don't have much time. You. Me. Dance. You in? 83 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,319 You. Him. Dance. Don't even think about it. 84 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,822 Keep it moving, Mr. Thompson. 85 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,074 Shaggy haired... 86 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,078 Oh, that was so embarrassing. 87 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,538 Well, yeah, it was. 88 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,624 A dance-posal, in public, over the PA system. 89 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:30,127 Come on, that was the cringiest thing ever. 90 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,878 Who would that ever work on? 91 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,008 Good to know. 92 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,556 Hey Mom, since you guys will be at the dance, 93 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,266 Roman and I need money to order dinner. 94 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,892 Tonight's the night we find out 95 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,019 what that square pizza's all about. 96 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,604 Oh, honey, I forgot to tell you, 97 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,690 Anita Bianchi's on the dance committee with me, 98 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,692 and she didn't have anyone to watch Bella... 99 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,068 I'm gonna stop you right there. 100 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,028 I am not babysitting Bella Bianchi! 101 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,240 Well, of course you're not. You're 11 years old. 102 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:01,908 Also, every time she comes over here, 103 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,452 we end up having to wipe her memory. 104 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,079 I told Anita that I would bring a friend 105 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,331 for Bella to hang out with at the dance. 106 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:10,667 [laughs] Who's that poor sucker? 107 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,504 Mom, why are you looking at me like I'm that poor sucker? 108 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,173 Milo, it's only a few hours. 109 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,883 You're acting like it's dental surgery. 110 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,719 Well, dental surgery is less painful. Also, I get a toy at the end. 111 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,429 So if I give you a toy, you'll do this? 112 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,513 Obviously, yes. 113 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,727 I can't believe Quentin did that 114 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,020 in front of the whole school. 115 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,313 It was... it was... 116 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:35,525 The most romantic thing I or anyone has ever seen in their entire life? 117 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:40,238 There's nothing "romantic" about Quentin Thompson asking me to the dance. 118 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,531 [Giada screams] What? 119 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:44,910 You got asked to the dance? 120 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:48,246 How did you hear that? You were downstairs. 121 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,707 I have ears like a bat when it comes to romance. 122 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,335 I once heard someone propose in a hot air balloon, 123 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,878 and I was on the ground. 124 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,214 This is huge. 125 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,548 This is your first date! 126 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,384 It's nothing. You know, I haven't even told him my answer yet. 127 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,469 Why not? 128 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,054 Oh no, is he weird? 129 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,724 He's not weird. But he is annoying. 130 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,602 He's always making jokes, and he thinks he's so charming 131 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,188 and he's got this dumb shaggy hair 132 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:16,399 that falls into his dumb sparkling eyes... 133 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,778 - You got it bad. - Real bad. 134 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,448 Look, even if I did want to go to the dance with him, 135 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:26,117 which I don't, it doesn't matter. 136 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,536 Justin doesn't want me to. 137 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,579 Well, don't worry. I'll talk to him. 138 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,289 What do you want to do? 139 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:38,463 I guess... I kinda... sorta... maybe... wanna go. 140 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,257 [screaming] 141 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,138 Giada? 142 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,599 [Giada] Justin! Let me in! Let me in! Let me in! 143 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:51,810 [waves wand] 144 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,812 It's Billie! 145 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,355 What happened? Is she okay? 146 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:56,982 She got asked out by a boy. 147 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:00,610 Oh that. 148 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,655 She also said you don't want her to go. 149 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,907 Yeah, that's because I don't want her to go. 150 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,368 Well, I told her I would talk to you 151 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:09,953 because you're a reasonable person 152 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,872 who doesn't jump to conclusions. 153 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:12,998 What is this? 154 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,626 That's my Board of Conclusions. 155 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,130 I told you, there's a lot of weird, 156 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,715 magical things happening lately. 157 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,092 The Changeling. The oracle. 158 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:27,262 I even went to the Crypt, and the Eye of Evilini wasn't there! 159 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:28,847 Do you know what this means? 160 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,182 - Do you know what this means? - No idea. 161 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,185 But I'm sure it's all connected. 162 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:35,812 I just gotta figure out how. 163 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,106 Until then, I've got these. 164 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,609 [laughs] Hex-Ray Glasses. 165 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,736 They let you know if magic is being used. 166 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,071 Pretty cool, huh? 167 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:49,075 Definitely the coolest Hex-Ray Glasses I've ever seen. 168 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,411 Justin, come on, 169 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,121 let Billie go to the dance with Quentin. 170 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,956 I'm telling you, the kid is trouble. 171 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,416 Do you know what he did today? 172 00:06:56,499 --> 00:07:00,086 Broke into my office and used the PA system to ask Billie out! 173 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,504 Aww! 174 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,048 That better be an "I can't believe 175 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,425 he disrespected the school principal" aww. 176 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,886 Justin, he's not some evil wizard. 177 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,846 He's a middle school boy with a crush. 178 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,432 Is he? We don't know anything about him. 179 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,559 I'm telling you, he is up to something. 180 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:15,644 In fact... 181 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:18,897 [waves wand] 182 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,315 He's going on the board! 183 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:25,320 Oh, I get what's going on here. 184 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,364 You see Billie as a daughter now. 185 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,532 And you're feeling overprotective. 186 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,535 But Justin, this is Billie's first crush. 187 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,372 I know it's hard, but it shouldn't be about how you feel. 188 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,248 It should be about how she feels. 189 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:39,751 Fine! 190 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:43,630 But I want to get to know the kid better first. 191 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,131 - That's a yes. - It's a maybe. 192 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,342 It's enough to start shopping for a dress. 193 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:52,764 You really think Mrs. Russo can talk Mr. Russo 194 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,766 into letting you go to the dance with Quentin? 195 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:57,560 Well, I saw her talk him into wearing leather pants once. 196 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,646 If she can do that, she can do anything. 197 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,106 [phone ringing] 198 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,318 [gasps] It's Quentin! What do I do? 199 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,113 - Answer it! I'll take care of the rest. - Okay. 200 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,574 - [phone connected] - Hey, Billie. 201 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,827 Looks like you've been waiting for my call. 202 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,328 [scoffs] What? 203 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,663 Why would you think that? 204 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,833 Because you have glam lighting on you right now, 205 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:20,959 and your hair is blowing 206 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,585 like you're in a shampoo commercial. 207 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:23,837 [fan blowing] 208 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,715 Hi, Quentin. I'm gonna go now. 209 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,425 - No, you're not. - No, I'm not. 210 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,803 So, did you hear about that guy 211 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,513 who asked that girl to the dance 212 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,889 over the PA system 213 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,433 and she didn't give him an answer, 214 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,768 even though he got a month's detention? 215 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,353 Well, after that big show he put on, 216 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,605 he'd look pretty stupid if she said no. 217 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,524 So, that's a yes? 218 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,776 Mmm... it's a "I got nothing better to do." 219 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,238 You guys are bantering at a tenth-grade level right now! 220 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,858 - So I guess I'll just meet you there? - [necklace glows] 221 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,415 Or, unless you wanna meet at my house, or your house. 222 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,698 - But I don't know where you live... - Yep! Sounds good! 223 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:03,752 See you there! 224 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,546 [green glow] 225 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,133 What's happening? I did it! She said yes. 226 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,885 Why are you doing this? 227 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,930 [Lord Morsus] A reminder of what happens if you fail me. 228 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:23,521 Once you've gotten Billie away from the Russos, 229 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:27,901 push the button and it will bring her to me. 230 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,279 I won't fail you Lord Morsus. 231 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,364 I promise. 232 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,039 What are you doing? 233 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,417 Preparing for close contact with Bella Bianchi. 234 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,087 I gotta cover all my soft spots in case she starts biting. 235 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,340 I still can't believe mom's making you go to the dance. 236 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,259 Why aren't you going? The whole eighth grade class is gonna be there. 237 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:56,304 That's the problem. Karina Kowalski and I have been talking 238 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,098 ever since she came over a few weeks ago... 239 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,809 She's still talking to you after Billie covered her in mustard? 240 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,811 It actually brought us closer. 241 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,604 It's good to have a common enemy. 242 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,066 But if I go tonight, Karina's gonna want to dance. 243 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,443 [faux outrage] At a dance? How could she! 244 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:14,948 Yeah, yeah. It's just... I can tap and waltz 245 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,075 and don't even get me started on my tango. 246 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,285 Is that an option? 'Cause I'd love to not. 247 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,789 It's just I need rules and structure. 248 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,958 But eighth grade dancing is chaos. 249 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,543 Nobody knows what makes it good, 250 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,837 but everybody knows what makes it bad. 251 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,630 Like that time dad wore leather pants. 252 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,632 What? No! Dad looked amazing in those. 253 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,467 Dancing is easy. 254 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,177 Step one is turn your brain off. 255 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,222 Step two is I can't remember 'cause I turned my brain off. 256 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,933 So I'll just... I'll just turn my brain off. 257 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,275 On second thought, maybe you should just stay home. 258 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,110 You do not want Karina seeing that. 259 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,362 I wish I hadn't seen that. 260 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,323 What am I doing? There's gotta be a spell 261 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,033 that can make me a good dancer. 262 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,285 I'm going to the lair! 263 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,539 Wait! I need you to tape this Price-Co catalogue to my back. 264 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,124 I'm completely unprotected! 265 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,795 - [both laughing] - [knock at door] 266 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,299 So listen, Billie. 267 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,717 I've been thinking... 268 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,719 why don't you invite Quentin over later 269 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,180 - so I can get to know him better? - [both squeal] 270 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,307 - Really? - Thank you. 271 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,058 You've made us very happy. 272 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,435 I mean, Billie. 273 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,769 No, I was right the first time. 274 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,354 It's us. We're very happy. 275 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:29,981 Don't get too excited. 276 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,941 I want to see a different side of him, 277 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,111 and if I do, you two can go to the dance later. 278 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:38,823 [door slams] 279 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,326 He wants to see a different side of Quentin? 280 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,702 We'll show him a different side. 281 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,078 Yeah, you will. 282 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,122 You just said "we" didn't you? 283 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,167 I can't invite the real Quentin over. 284 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,794 Justin will just find some reason not to like him. 285 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,339 So, I'm gonna use magic to turn you into Quentin. 286 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,258 Billie, there's a million reasons why that'll never work. 287 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,343 Name one. 288 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,803 Let's do this! 289 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,391 [casts] "Transform this figure, deceive all eyes, 290 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,185 cloak her in the right disguise." 291 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,104 [grunts] 292 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,025 How does he pay attention in class with his hair in his eyes? 293 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,152 Remember, just be pleasant and polite. 294 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,820 And don't say anything Winter-y. 295 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,905 Like what? 296 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,741 Man, I'm so nervous my tongue is sweating. 297 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,786 Like that. Just don't say anything like that. 298 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,832 This is ridiculous! 299 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,669 Not a single spell that'll make me a good dancer. 300 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,213 - Maybe it's a sign I should stay home. - [text dings] 301 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,340 "Hey loser! 302 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,842 Better not see you at the dance tonight." 303 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,178 "You won't, 'cause I just decided not to go." 304 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,349 - "I'm kidding! LOL." - Dang it! 305 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,520 "Me too! LOL." 306 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:53,773 "Save me a dance?" 307 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:57,652 "Uh, you know I will, 'cause I am an excellent dancer." 308 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,238 Oh no. Why did I just say that? 309 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,450 Come on, there's gotta be something. 310 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,459 "Jerry's Enchanted Boogie Shoes... 311 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,379 For Use In Case of Dance-mergency." 312 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,756 Well, that's exactly what this is. 313 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,386 Wait, wait, wait. 314 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,597 I'm using a magical shortcut to avoid the hard work 315 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,725 of learning to dance so I can have fun. 316 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,268 This is what Billie always does, 317 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,478 and it always blows up in her face. 318 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,398 So it's a good thing I'm not Billie! 319 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,320 - Okay, Winter, you've got this. - Yeah. 320 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,864 Justin! Quentin's here! 321 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,909 Mr. Thompson. Thanks for stopping by. 322 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,161 Who's Mr. Thompson? 323 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,704 - [both] You! - Right! 324 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,456 That's me. Mr. Thompson. 325 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,833 Mr. Quentin Thompson. Q.T. 326 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,960 Aw, my initials are "cutie"! 327 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,546 Focus. 328 00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,714 Are you okay? 329 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,299 Sorry. Just a little nervous. 330 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,843 Nervous? I don't think I've ever seen you nervous before. 331 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,679 It's almost like you're seeing a different side of him. 332 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,181 Huh. 333 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:11,017 So, Quentin, why don't you tell me about yourself? 334 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,936 Well, I'm a 14-year-old boy, as you can see... 335 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,855 My locker's in the South Hall. 336 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,524 And... I like soup! 337 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:19,859 You like soup? 338 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,110 I mean, I hate soup. 339 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,195 Who hates soup? 340 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,405 I don't know. I'm so confused. 341 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,865 Tell me how to feel about soup. 342 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,116 I just want you to like me! 343 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,994 Justin, stop grilling him. 344 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,621 He's the one who brought it up. 345 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,291 Look, I know it took a lot of courage to come here, 346 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,751 and I do respect that. 347 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,337 Maybe I was a little wrong about you. 348 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,464 See? I told you. 349 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,007 Can I get you something to drink? 350 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,759 What do you want water? Lemonade? 351 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,428 Oh no, you're out of lemonade. Mrs. Russo forgot to buy more. 352 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,932 How do you know that? 353 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,725 Uh, how do I know that, Billie? 354 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,228 Hold on, I'm thinking. This is a weird one. 355 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,731 Something's not right here. 356 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,316 What's going on? 357 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,902 [laughs nervously] Nothing! Nothing's going on. 358 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,073 [Justin gasps] Winter! 359 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,867 What? Who's Winter? Never heard of her. 360 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:12,995 [casts] "Reveal-us!" 361 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,706 Billie! 362 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,959 I can't believe you tried to trick me. 363 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,003 I'm sorry. But you were never gonna give Quentin a chance. 364 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,255 How do you know that? 365 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,966 You never gave me the chance to give him a chance. 366 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,344 I can't get detention for something I did outside of school, right? 367 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,721 - Winter... - I know. I know. I'm going. 368 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,643 Okay, fine. I won't go to the dance with Quentin. 369 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,146 Oh, you're not going to the dance at all. 370 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,439 Who's excited to go to the dance? 371 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:45,444 Oh man, the vibe in here is... it's weird. 372 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,364 Billie, you used magic as a shortcut, 373 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,158 and it blew up in your face. 374 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,951 You're grounded. 375 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,871 This is so unfair! 376 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,957 [Justin sighs] 377 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,458 [Roman sighs] 378 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,335 When is she gonna learn? 379 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,589 I know, I know, I'm going. 380 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,971 [♪ instrumental music playing] 381 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,517 Hello, Milo. 382 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,605 Bella. I see they got you out of the zoo for the evening. 383 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,024 Don't try to sweet-talk me. 384 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,569 I don't want to be here any more than you do. 385 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,948 - What are you doing? - It's these magazines. 386 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,950 I'm wearing them in case you start biting. 387 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,621 Wait, I'm wearing magazines in case you start biting! 388 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,498 [both laugh] 389 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,083 It is pretty silly, isn't it? 390 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,960 Yeah. Besides, if I was gonna bite you, 391 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,129 I'd just bite you in your face. 392 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,590 Good to know. 393 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,008 Look, if we're both stuck here, 394 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,427 - we should try to enjoy it. - What do you have in mind? 395 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,305 We steal a charcuterie board and cram our mouths with cured meats. 396 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,057 I don't hate that idea. 397 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,189 [Justin chuckling] 398 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,942 So, the dance is going pretty great, don't you think? 399 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,444 Yeah. Yeah. I just wish Billie was here. 400 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:11,447 I know why you grounded her, but I just feel bad 401 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,449 she's missing her first mortal dance. 402 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,368 I know. I feel bad, too. 403 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,870 But she tried to trick me. 404 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,623 Besides, it's probably best she's home where we know she's safe. 405 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,001 I just can't shake the feeling that something bigger is going on. 406 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,545 - That's why I brought these. - Ah! 407 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,923 Glasses... 408 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,592 I was really hoping those were a "lair only" thing. 409 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,887 What is that? [gasps] 410 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,181 I knew it! 411 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,903 [giggles] 412 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,574 Your date stand you up? That's embarrassing. 413 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,784 I'm trying to think of a comeback, 414 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,537 but all I can come up with is... 415 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,122 you look beautiful. 416 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,416 That's a good comeback. 417 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,043 [♪ soft music playing] 418 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,088 Um, so... do you wanna dance? 419 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:12,800 Um... 420 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,512 Actually, maybe we should dance back here. 421 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,687 So, why do I get the feeling 422 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,105 you're not supposed to be here? 423 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,108 Because I'm not supposed to be here. 424 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:31,902 And they say I'm trouble. 425 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,334 All right. this is it. 426 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,544 Time to get my dance on. 427 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,422 Thanks, Grandpa Jerry. I owe you one. 428 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,432 Oh no! I look ridiculous! 429 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,851 [♪ disco music playing] 430 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,480 Whoa. What is happening? 431 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,236 I can't go in there looking like this. 432 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,365 Why can't I stop dancing? 433 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,909 [♪ disco music continues] 434 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,296 [exclaims] 435 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,134 Stop, I can't go to the dance! 436 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,304 [exclaims] 437 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,224 Bad Boogie Shoes! Bad! 438 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,400 [♪ slow music ends] 439 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,069 [♪ fast music playing] 440 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,029 I think the slow song ended. 441 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,199 It did? I mean... I mean, I know it did. 442 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,578 So, should we stop dancing? 443 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,664 I will if you will. 444 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:12,044 Okay, let me start by saying, you guys are adorable! 445 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,172 I could watch you all night. And I have been. 446 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,093 Winter, you interrupted us to say that? 447 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,971 No. I interrupted you to say Mr. Russo's coming this way. 448 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,059 If Justin sees me here, I'm in big trouble. 449 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,353 Then I guess he better not see you. Come on. 450 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,314 I'll stay here and stall... 451 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,733 - Mr. Russo! - Not now, Winter! 452 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:34,817 Well, I tried. 453 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,904 [gong sounding] 454 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,073 [♪ disco music playing] 455 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,784 C'mon, shoes, why are you doing this to me? 456 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:45,911 [crowd laughing] 457 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,090 Please don't let Karina see me, 458 00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,508 please don't let Karina see me. 459 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,344 - Roman? - Karina! Hey. 460 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,389 Did you just get here? 'Cause I just got here. 461 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,183 I was just about to get some punch. 462 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,643 Punch. That sounds great! 463 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,690 Or we could check out this photo booth. 464 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,525 Forget the photo booth. 465 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,653 Did you think this was a themed dance? 466 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,656 That's the least embarrassing explanation, so let's go with that. 467 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:24,992 Wanna dance? 468 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,994 Sure, I'll try and keep up. 469 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,040 [♪ disco music continues] 470 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,379 [crickets chirping] 471 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,966 I'm really glad you snuck out to meet me tonight. 472 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,051 Me too. 473 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:50,476 Justin didn't want me to come to the dance with you in the first place. 474 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,977 He thinks you're trouble. 475 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:53,979 He's not wrong. 476 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,691 He used to think I was a troublemaker, too. 477 00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,985 If he would just give you a chance, 478 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,946 he'd see that you're more than that. 479 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,697 You don't know that. 480 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,407 Yes, I do. 481 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,786 'Cause I see the real you. 482 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,120 No, you don't. 483 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,789 Trust me I do. 484 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,792 I mean, don't get me wrong, You're annoying and obnoxious. 485 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:20,256 But you're also sweet and and caring. 486 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,050 I mean, who else would throw themselves out of a vent 487 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,469 so that way I can sneak back into detention? 488 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,013 You have a good heart. 489 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,181 Don't say that. 490 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,600 - Why not? It's true. - It's not true. 491 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,562 Billie. 492 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,188 I was sent here from the wizard world 493 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,940 to get you away from Justin. 494 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,446 What are you talking about? Who sent you? 495 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,949 His name is Lord Morsus. 496 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,494 And if I push this, it'll take you right to him. 497 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,579 So... 498 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,165 asking me to the dance, pretending to like me, 499 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,584 none of that was was real? 500 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,043 It wasn't supposed to be. 501 00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:02,631 But then I got to know you, and Billie, I really like you. 502 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,343 That's why I'm not gonna push this button, 503 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,846 Even if it means I'll stay an Orc forever. 504 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,473 Wait! You're an Orc? 505 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,560 Get away from him! He's a monster! 506 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,355 - Billie, I'm sorry... - You stay away from her! 507 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:19,982 - Justin, no! - Billie. 508 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,280 [Justin pants] 509 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,199 You let him get away? He was gonna hurt you. 510 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:31,577 No, he wasn't. You don't know what you're talking about. 511 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,371 There's something bigger going on and he is a part of it. 512 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,748 I know. He told me everything, 513 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,541 but... but he didn't go through with it. 514 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,085 - Just trust me on this... - Trust you? 515 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,880 He convinced you to lie to me, to sneak out of the house, 516 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,798 to... to put yourself in danger. 517 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,760 I told you he was trouble and I was right. 518 00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:55,434 Congratulations, you were right. 519 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,686 I guess that's all that matters. 520 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,896 Billie. 521 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:00,856 [sighs] 522 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,076 [♪ dance music playing] 523 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:15,037 You know what I like best about these tiny pickles? 524 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,497 They make you feel like a giant? 525 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,040 They make me feel like a giant. 526 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,544 You know, I thought hanging out with you was gonna be awful. 527 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,588 But it's been fun. 528 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,757 Yeah, this was surprisingly un-terrible. 529 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,344 Aw, look at you two! 530 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:32,221 It's like you're on a little date. 531 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,639 - Date? - Gross! 532 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,100 - I'm outta here. - Not if I'm outta here first! 533 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:39,103 Oh. 534 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:43,107 This could be such a fun story to tell at their wedding.