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Previously on Watson...
On two occasions now,
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I've had hallucinations.
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Each time,
it's happened right after
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I've refilled tamsulosin.
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STEPHENS: What, someone's
switching out your medication?
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I need to tell you something.
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LLOYD: Dr. Watson.
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Someone is watching you.
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Your prescriptions come in,
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and I have been trading
one for the other.
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You don't have to do this, mate.
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MORIARTY:
I know what happened here.
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He's not down there
anymore. I have him now.
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WATSON: He's alive, Shinwell.
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Moriarty is alive.
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(indistinct P.A. announcement)
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STEPHENS: Here we go.
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Another festival of misanthropy
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and loneliness.
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We are picking out
points of genetic interest,
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not living a life in the
day of Stephens Croft.
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You mean a day in the life
of John Watson.
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He's the one who spots
disease everywhere he goes.
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Yes, it's both a burden
and privileged way
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of seeing the world, Dr. Croft.
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Skunk stripe.
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What's the matter with you?
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S-Sorry. Sir...
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"Poliosis" is the medical term.
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ADAM: His white forelock,
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absurdly blue eyes,
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broad nasal root all points
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to Waardenburg type 1.
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Could also have
congenital hearing loss.
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Mm, good news, he
totally heard you.
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That's one point to Adam
in the festival
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of misanthropy and loneliness.
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Dermal melanocytosis.
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It's gorgeous.
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And incredibly rare.
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See how it runs along the lines
of Blaschko? SASHA: Uh-huh.
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WATSON: Excuse me.
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I'm sorry to stop you,
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but may I ask about
the birthmark
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that's on your back?
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I run the Holmes Clinic
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of Diagnostic Medicine.
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You do realize
that you're hot, right?
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If you want my number,
you can just ask.
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Thank you,
but it's-it's not about that.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'm gonna give it to you anyway.
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Who are you?
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IRENE: John Watson.
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Irene Adler.
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Wha...
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W-What are you doing here?
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I can see what you're doing.
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Out here picking up women?
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Aren't you going
to introduce us?
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(sighs) Dr. Derian,
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Dr. Lubbock, Crofts.
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Fellows, this is Irene Adler.
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Trust her fashion advice,
but do not
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trust her with your
Social Security numbers.
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I will meet you
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back at the clinic.
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Irene, so I haven't
seen you since...
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You were attached
to Sherlock's hip?
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So, what are you doing
in Pittsburgh?
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Did you run out of yachts
to lounge on,
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or did some lesser-known royal
kick you off?
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I find the lower branches
of the peerage
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are lacking in vigor these days.
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Almost as if there's something
to all this inbreeding business.
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Actually, I'm here
because my son is sick.
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I-I didn't know you had a son.
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Angus?
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♪ ♪
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John Watson,
internist and geneticist.
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Angus Adler, medical mystery.
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So, I mean, y-you came
all this way to see me?
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Why didn't you just
call me first?
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Certain conversations
are best had in person.
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(elevator bell chimes)
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Knock me down
with a cuckoo's feather.
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IRENE: I thought this was
a proper establishment.
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Don't tell me, Shinwell Johnson
is your... receptionist?
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WATSON:
Health-care professional.
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He's actually studying to be
a nurse, as a matter of fact.
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Saving lives
instead of taking them.
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You here
on health insurance fraud,
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are you, or to scam
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an octogenarian on his deathbed?
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Those days are far behind me.
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Well,
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I had no idea someone had tamed.
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Scheme-Machine Irene.
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I pity the man. ANGUS: Mother?
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Hmm? Aren't receptionists
supposed to be welcoming?
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(laughs)
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He's got you there, Shinwell.
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(chuckles): This way.
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Dr. Lubbock,
could you please take
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Irene and Angus here
to the exam room?
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I'll be there shortly. Course.
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Hi, I'm Dr. Lubbock.
It's so nice to meet you.
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Come with me.
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Hello.
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SHINWELL:
What fresh hell is this?
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She asked me to take
a look at her son.
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I at least want to know what
brought them all this way.
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ANGUS:
Are my pupils constricting?
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Yes, they are indeed.
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Most kids don't know
your iris is a muscle.
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It controls your pupil's size.
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Did you know, after you die,
all your muscles relax,
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so dead bodies
have dilated pupils.
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You're very clever.
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Thank you, Doctor.
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Doctors can make Angus
nervous, but not you.
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You must have
children of your own?
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No. I don't.
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So, Angus, uh, need you
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to stand so I can check
your balance, okay?
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Angus, do as Dr. Watson says.
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WATSON: Angus?
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Angus.
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Can you stand so I can
check your balance?
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Has he done this before?
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He's often in his own world.
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Angus.
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Darling.
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Stand up for Dr. Watson.
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(exhales)
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(grunts)
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He called her an "old friend."
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I thought it was a euphemism.
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For "foe"?
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Oh, you mean sex.
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After last week, Watson probably
could use an old friend.
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Do you mean sex?
Everyone means sex.
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I mean he must be
shaken up still. I am.
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And we didn't even
witness the suicide.
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Do we believe
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he was just a pharmacist?
INGRID: Stop staring
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at the spot like it'll bring
the guy back from the dead.
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The problem's with the living.
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After last week,
I don't trust anyone
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walking in off the street.
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Especially not someone
from Watson's past.
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WATSON: Did anyone
ever mention to you that.
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Angus's staring spells
could be absence seizures?
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What?
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I had no idea.
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(exhales): I feel terrible.
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Don't, because those
often go undiagnosed for years.
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And his muscular
weakness could be caused
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by a number of pathologies.
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His doctor back home
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suspects limb-girdle
muscular dystrophy, but...
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He'd have to have
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two mutated copies
of his CAPN3 gene.
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He has one.
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He got it from me.
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He also has
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a "variant
of unknown significance."
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What were his father's results?
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His father's no longer with us.
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He was a man
with many enemies, and...
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one of whom finally brought
about his demise last year.
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He wished to be cremated, so...
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can't exactly acquire a sample.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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I'm sorry for yours.
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SASHA: Shinwell...
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You must see it.
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(speaks quietly)
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Angus's father, he was...
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Sherlock Holmes.
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♪ ♪
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Everything discussed
in this room
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stays in this room.
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Understood?
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This must be so surreal for you.
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You really had no idea
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that Sherlock had a son?
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You don't believe it's his kid.
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I remain objective.
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So, we have two tasks at hand.
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Two teams to tackle
two branching possibilities.
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Adam and Sasha. Hopeful Healers.
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Take the patient at face value.
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Based on Angus's
presenting symptoms, his labs
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and his past medical records,
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draw up a differential
for us to discuss.
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Ingrid and Stephens.
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Cynic Squad.
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What? Hell yeah.
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Take Irene aside
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and get a very detailed history.
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Find out everything you can,
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but keep an ear out
for inconsistencies.
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STEPHENS:
Whether to confirm diagnosis
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or disprove paternity,
we'll need Holmes's DNA.
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How do we get the DNA
of a dead man?
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You can leave that to me.
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And I need you all to remember:
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Irene Adler
is the only living person
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to ever outsmart
Sherlock Holmes.
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She cannot know
that I doubt her story.
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Kid's got his grimy fingerprints
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all over these game pieces.
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Trace DNA. We can test him.
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But we have the actual kid.
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Plus, Irene already
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brought in his testing results.
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Well, I wouldn't trust anything
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from the hands of Irene Adler.
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I'm trying to remain objective.
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But yes, I did swab Angus
to run my own test.
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In terms of Sherlock's DNA,
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it's gonna be quite
a challenging hunt.
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He was always quite paranoid
about his genetic footprint.
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So, then, not exactly
the type to sow his seeds.
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Well, if he did, it
would've been with her.
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To Holmes, she was always
the woman.
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If it is his,
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he wouldn't have kept
that secret from you, would he?
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She mustn't have told him.
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♪ ♪
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Mary never told me
about her miscarriage.
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And she was my wife.
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I warned the fellows that Irene
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was the only person alive
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to ever outsmart Sherlock.
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But now there are two,
aren't there?
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You don't think
they're connected? Eh.
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Moriarty couldn't be bothered
with the likes of her,
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and she's too self-serving.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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It's quite possible she's just
a mother looking for our help.
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We trawling
for skin cells, then?
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Uh, not exactly.
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For genetic testing,
the trace skin cells
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are much less reliable
than saliva or blood.
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Remember...
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how Mr. Holmes used to scratch
his head with this
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whilst thinking?
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How about a strand of hair?
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Yeah. There you are.
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Look at that.
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ADAM:
I thought I was well traveled,
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but this kid has been
everywhere.
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Maybe he got sick abroad.
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A viral myositis?
Show me the list of countries.
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I'll look into potential
exposures. Hey.
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Beautiful portrait.
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(sighs)
You don't think it's strange?
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Having a painting of yourself?
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Hmm, I support it.
Embrace the self-love.
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At my age, my dad's desk was
full of pictures of my mom,
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00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,279
and all of us kids, but...
265
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,680
No. No. Don't do that.
266
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,350
Don't hold yourself to
someone else's timeline.
267
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,551
You do you.
268
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:27,320
Hmm. We are Hopeful Healers.
269
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,688
(chuckles)
270
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,357
Get back to work.
271
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,993
I forgot you're even
more competitive than Ingrid.
272
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:36,029
I'm just, um...
273
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,465
I'm just doing me.
274
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,033
Let's go over this
one more time.
275
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,702
The first "spell" you "may"
276
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,706
remember was last year
when Angus was playing "footy"?
277
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,442
The air quotes are a little,
uh, aggressive.
278
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,680
He collapsed,
like he was "paralyzed."
279
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:54,948
The medics told you
280
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,349
to take him to the pediatrician,
281
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,051
and not the hospital?
282
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,252
Correct.
283
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,888
And you didn't think
to question that?
284
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,222
No.
285
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,426
Do you have any family history
of muscular dystrophy,
286
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,495
myasthenia gravis
or other autoimmune diseases?
287
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,731
Not on my side of the family.
288
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:12,866
The paternal side?
289
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,601
I wish I knew.
290
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,237
What can you tell us
about Sherlock?
291
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,272
How old was he when he died?
292
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,576
(exhales) Too young.
293
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,512
May I have some water, please?
Not yet.
294
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,249
Get her some water, please.
295
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,583
ANGUS:
You're wearing gloves now.
296
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,254
What's between your fingers?
Did you find something?
297
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,289
I may have...
298
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,792
Could you use a lab assistant?
299
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,994
I have a very eager one here.
300
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,463
Angus, this could be
301
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,633
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
to witness a genius at work.
302
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,069
And more importantly,
303
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,338
your father's best friend.
304
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,008
Promise you won't
touch anything?
305
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,743
No, no, no, no! Don't touch.
306
00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,746
STEPHENS: Looks like you might
have a future geneticist
307
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,215
on your hands.
308
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,585
(chuckles softly)
He's insatiable.
309
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:11,124
Always wanting to see,
do, learn.
310
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,563
I never once worried about
what his future might hold.
311
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,000
Until now.
312
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,135
I understand
you may not trust me.
313
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,637
You don't need to.
314
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,440
(sighs)
315
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,977
You just need to help my son.
316
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,345
Did you know that each strand
of DNA holds the secrets
317
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,413
to our past,
our present and future...
318
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:38,151
(machine beeps, buzzes)
all in one little molecule?
319
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,354
To a great mind,
nothing is little.
320
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,023
Did your father tell you that?
321
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,757
My mother did.
322
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,527
Maybe she heard it from him.
323
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,830
What's your opinion on
nature versus nurture?
324
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,867
AGNUS: Did my dad have a dog?
325
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,570
Holmes did. Sir Charles Barkley.
326
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,471
He was a Yorkshire terrier.
327
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:03,376
He trained it to do...
A Yorkie! Of course.
328
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,312
Their hair is almost
identical to ours.
329
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:09,682
The real mystery is how
it got onto the violin.
330
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,585
Just as I suspected.
331
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,822
See? The more prominent medulla?
332
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,026
The medulla is the
scale pattern on the cuticle.
333
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,194
Yes, I know what a medulla is.
334
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,862
So then you know the hair is
335
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,932
clearly a dog hair.
336
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,467
Don't feel silly.
337
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,800
You were looking
for a human hair,
338
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,603
so that's what you thought
you found.
339
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:34,908
Sometimes we only
see what we wish to.
340
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,343
The hair belonged
341
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,676
to Sir Charles Barkley!
342
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,312
The basketball player?
Isn't he very bald?
343
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,748
Sir Charles was my dad's dog.
344
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,616
A cunning little beast.
345
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,219
No luck acquiring
any human DNA, then?
346
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,221
No. Not yet. We'll have
to try again tomorrow.
347
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,924
Oh, it's late.
I didn't think about lodging.
348
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,359
We came straight
from the airport.
349
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,526
Can't we stay with you?
350
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,062
Me?
351
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,564
Well, I, um...
352
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,500
I do have a spare bedroom.
353
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,003
That would take
one thing off my plate.
354
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,404
Thank you, John.
355
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,946
How is that
"remaining objective"?
356
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,214
What happened in there?
357
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,582
I saw him.
358
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,250
I saw Sherlock.
359
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,419
Like "saw" saw him, or...
360
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,022
It was like I was talking
to an old friend.
361
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,258
I think he's Sherlock's son.
362
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,394
♪ ♪
363
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,337
He's never fallen
asleep so fast.
364
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,206
It was a long day.
For both of you.
365
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,509
I reckon he's about to start
calling you Uncle.
366
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,610
Did Sherlock
ever know about him?
367
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,046
Sorry to be so blunt,
368
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,448
but I just can't imagine him
being a father.
369
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,317
Yeah, I can't either.
370
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,520
He didn't know.
371
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,588
They never even met.
372
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,426
Before you judge me,
what do you know
373
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,061
about my relationship
with Sherlock?
374
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:05,331
It was more off than on,
over the years.
375
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:08,335
Sherlock was never
forthcoming, but...
376
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,636
I did get the feeling
377
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,671
that you were
the one thing in his life
378
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,073
that he couldn't control.
379
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,840
The struggle for power
was our undoing.
380
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,044
I also knew he didn't
want to be a parent,
381
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,379
so when I got pregnant,
I had a choice.
382
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:23,550
So I ended things with Sherlock
and eight months later...
383
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,887
I had no regrets,
keeping Angus a secret.
384
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,624
Until Sherlock passed.
385
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,894
Now I have a few.
386
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,930
Do you think he didn't want
to have children
387
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,399
because he knew
he carried that gene,
388
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,000
that mutation?
389
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,735
That's plausible.
390
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,205
It was a Holmes family trait.
391
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,977
That's it.
392
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,512
Mycroft Holmes,
the older brother
393
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,947
of Sherlock Holmes.
394
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:59,286
Sometimes referred to
as the Unfindable Man.
395
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,920
If I wanted to stay unfindable,
396
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,256
I'd change my name to something
other than Mycroft.
397
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,659
I occasionally crossed paths
with Mycroft on cases.
398
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,628
Not even Gregson
at Scotland Yard knows
399
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:12,099
his residence
or current occupation.
400
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,433
In a time
401
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,568
when everyone leaves behind
digital fingerprints,
402
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,905
Mycroft has none.
403
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,873
Even James Bond is
not that off-the-grid.
404
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,574
STEPHENS: Wait, is Adam right?
405
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,444
Is Mycroft
in the British Secret Service?
406
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,480
Well, he could be in the BSS,
or he may be the BSS,
407
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,149
or it could all be BS.
408
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,383
Two questions.
409
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,153
Do the points from yesterday
carry over?
410
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,822
Who's been tallying those?
Let it go.
411
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,223
and did Sasha get
a head start?
412
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,791
Yes, she did get a head start.
413
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,094
Dr. Lubbock is
running tests on the patient.
414
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,396
Yeah, I'd rather be
doing real medicine
415
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,797
than tracking down a spy.
416
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,633
Well, it's too bad you're
on the Cynic Squad.
417
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,336
I know someone in the CIA.
418
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,803
STEPHENS:
If he says that he's in the CIA,
419
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,804
he's either lying
420
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,740
or he's a terrible agent.
421
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,343
WATSON: Here is your first clue.
422
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,846
I emailed...
doubt I'll hear back...
423
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,448
but Sherlock used to say
424
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,450
the Diogenes Club
is a pretentious place.
425
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,586
Mycroft founded
to "luxuriate in silence."
426
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,821
Whatever that means.
427
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,591
There's no listed number
or address,
428
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:15,162
but if there's anyone here
who is old money enough
429
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:19,632
to track down
a secret society...
430
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,202
I would say it's a Croft.
431
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,904
I was in a secret society
in college.
432
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,539
(quietly): Oh, my God.
But I can't tell you which one,
433
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,875
so do not ask.
434
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,217
You can't get me to tell you.
435
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,885
WATSON:
Do you know any violin teachers?
436
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,855
Thought maybe Angus or someone
might want to take some lessons.
437
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,192
Violin lessons?
438
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,860
Mate, how long you think
this kid's gonna be around?
439
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,696
Depends on the treatment
and diagnosis.
440
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,932
Irene's done your head in
already,
441
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,301
hasn't she?
442
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,202
Look.
443
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,136
Don't get me wrong,
444
00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:00,639
any kid would be lucky
to have you as a surrogate dad.
445
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,476
But the timing, guv.
446
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,178
Right after
you've been through it.
447
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,547
Learning of your own kid
that almost was.
448
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,848
And meeting this one
449
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,851
reminds you of everything
you've lost.
450
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,322
I can separate the two.
451
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,823
All right.
452
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,526
Well...
453
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,064
I flagged all the cases
involving Mycroft.
454
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,200
Let's at least
get the DNA before you start
455
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,969
planning vacations
with the little twerp.
456
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,138
All right.
457
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,407
ADAM:
I'll be sure to keep you in mind
458
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,343
if I need a muffler. (Chuckles)
459
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,577
Bye.
460
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,412
Guessing that wasn't
your CIA friend.
461
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:42,348
Or he's deep undercover.
Old number, I guess.
462
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,784
One of my college buddies
will have Thatch's new one.
463
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,819
Thatch. Of course
his name is Thatch.
464
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,288
SASHA: I think I lost you
465
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,389
in the elevator.
466
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,123
I'm still looking
to book the MRI.
467
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,459
IRENE: Dr. Derian,
468
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,593
can you watch Angus
for a minute?
469
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,994
I have to pop outside.
470
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,629
(quietly): She picked
the wrong babysitter.
471
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,299
IRENE: Why don't you
sit here and read your book.
472
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,936
So, what are you all up to?
473
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,339
Trying to find
Sherlock's brother.
474
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,039
Watson thinks
it's our best chance
475
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,109
of confirming Angus's diagnosis.
476
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,846
Or proving that Irene...
(mouthing)
477
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,950
(chuckling)
No idea what that was.
478
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:18,884
Um...
479
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,053
Where's your, uh, your teammate?
480
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,789
Somewhere losing.
481
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,291
What were the EMG results?
482
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,493
Inconclusive.
He was too anxious.
483
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,560
But I did set him up
with an MRI for tomorrow,
484
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,697
so we'll see how that goes.
485
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,431
Better than a muscle biopsy.
486
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,633
Tough choice.
487
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,434
Claustrophobic death tube
488
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,070
or cut a chunk of meat
489
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,907
out of his leg.
490
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,644
So far, all I can find is
491
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,912
some illegible correspondence
with Sherlock,
492
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,649
and a copy of an incident report
493
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,784
where Mycroft tried to get
some junior detective fired.
494
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,988
Punching down was
always his strong suit.
495
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,690
And look...
496
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,959
here's a picture of him.
497
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,795
STEPHENS: Mycroft's legs.
498
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,865
We're really closing in.
499
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,435
It's quite
a different life you led,
500
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,869
consulting on these cases.
501
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,839
All the violence. Extortion.
502
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,875
Are we ever gonna talk
about what happened last week?
503
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,644
How you said Shinwell was
switching your prescriptions,
504
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,748
or that a pharmacist
crawled into our office to die?
505
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,651
All you need to know is that
I was wrong about Shinwell.
506
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,719
I was wrong to ever doubt him.
507
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,455
(door opens)
508
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:30,789
(scoffs)
509
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,359
Sorry to interrupt.
510
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,795
I was wondering
where my teammate was.
511
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,731
Oh, yeah. Here's the kid.
512
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,803
I'm gonna go
take care of... that.
513
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,505
Great idea.
514
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,142
What's in the boxes?
515
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:51,878
Case files.
516
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,246
My dad's files? Mm-hmm.
517
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,915
You mean, you solved
518
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,050
all of these with him?
519
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,119
Yes, I did.
520
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,755
STEPHENS: Can we talk?
521
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,123
Or am I still being punished
for being
522
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,958
the recipient
of Watson's attention?
523
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:14,000
SASHA: It's not too
late to join the light side.
524
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,867
Find anything on
the mystery man?
525
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,771
He worked with Watson
and Holmes on a case about
526
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:19,872
missing submarine plans,
527
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,273
which is why they have this.
528
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,142
SASHA: Are those Mycroft's feet?
529
00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:24,276
ADAM: Check out his shoes.
530
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,212
Definitely Winton Whittakers.
531
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:28,213
Fancy Oxfords.
532
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:30,450
Ornate broguing.
Peculiar gussets.
533
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,884
I could never afford Whittakers.
534
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,586
It's £4,000 a pair,
535
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,087
if you can score a commission.
536
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,589
Their client list
537
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,191
has more British elites
than Buckingham Palace.
538
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,927
Maybe we can track down
his contact information
539
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,027
from his orders.
540
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,096
ADAM:
It's, um, 3:30 p.m. in London.
541
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,798
Who's gonna call?
542
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,033
Already messaged them.
543
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,366
I'm gonna pass on.
544
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,137
Watson's number,
see when they reply.
545
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:58,077
Did you bore my child to death?
546
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,246
Hopefully just to sleep.
547
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,450
Are you okay?
548
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,618
You look a bit... lost.
549
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:06,953
I just got the results
550
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,955
from the targeted testing
we did for Angus.
551
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,757
He does have the mutation,
552
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:13,325
but there's no variant
of unknown significance
553
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,462
in his CAPN3 gene.
What does that mean?
554
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,296
(inhales sharply)
555
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:24,936
Does he do this often?
556
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,772
He's never been a sound sleeper.
557
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,741
(inhales sharply)
558
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:31,977
INGRID:
Is this a good time to point out
559
00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,613
that Dirty
Rotten Scoundrels lady
560
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:36,816
brought us
incorrect test results?
561
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,150
Variants of unknown significance
562
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,386
is already
an imprecise classification.
563
00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:41,620
There's always human error, too.
564
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,989
WATSON: Well, for
now, let's focus on
565
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,391
the pediatric
neuromuscular disorders
566
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,426
associated with
sleep disturbances.
567
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,897
I've already started
running Angus's whole genome.
568
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,932
Someone left a message
for you, guv.
569
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,333
Get to work.
570
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:58,237
You're still trying
to win, aren't you?
571
00:23:58,370 --> 00:23:59,471
Yes.
572
00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:02,041
But the cynicism is genuine.
573
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,342
WATSON: Ah, well, okay.
574
00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:06,879
Please tell him to bring
the trophy from Tooting Bec.
575
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,549
He'll know what I mean. Thanks.
576
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,751
Mycroft's assistant.
577
00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,352
I assumed that he got my email,
578
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,187
but someone from
the shoe company
579
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,756
told him I was reaching out?
580
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:19,626
I hate grandiloquent spy babble.
581
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:22,895
Yeah, well, you've had
your doubts about Angus.
582
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:24,864
Now's your chance to prove it.
583
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,033
I need you to go to London.
584
00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:29,902
By tomorrow,
585
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:32,238
we'll know the truth.
586
00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:35,207
♪ ♪
587
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:47,854
SHINWELL: Ah, The Diogenes Club.
588
00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:50,089
You know, they call this
the queerest club
589
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,356
in London. I don't think
590
00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:53,926
they mean that in
the fun way, eh?
591
00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:55,528
Eh?
592
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,147
("Rapid Fire"
by Judas Priest plays)
593
00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:16,849
Judas Priest, that is.
594
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,284
I was never a fan myself.
595
00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:19,952
Elton John has my heart,
596
00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:21,688
and always will do.
597
00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:23,722
But it's a fine antidote
to silence,
598
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:25,892
don't you think? Turn it off!
599
00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:27,459
(music stops)
600
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:29,662
So, Ilsa,
601
00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:32,264
I'm going to see Mycroft Holmes,
602
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,166
here, and not elsewhere,
603
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,969
or I'm gonna press "play" again,
604
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:39,839
and shut this place down
till the rozzers get here.
605
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:43,009
And them two young ballerinas
over my shoulder,
606
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:46,713
I promise you, they won't
get this out of my hand.
607
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:52,184
Ilsa, so what's it gonna be?
608
00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:17,043
Mr. Holmes, thank you
for the audience.
609
00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:21,047
You know, I know what
you're thinking, guv.
610
00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:23,115
Sherlock Holmes,
getting Irene Adler
611
00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:24,884
in the family way.
612
00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:26,653
The man had his blind spots,
613
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:29,221
but that doesn't sound like
Sherlock Holmes to me.
614
00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,990
I will say this, if it is a con,
615
00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:33,525
it's a good one.
616
00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:35,294
The boy could pass for a Holmes.
617
00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:38,129
Dr. Watson, he either
believes it's true,
618
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,131
or wants to believe it's true.
619
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:41,633
So, if you
620
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,369
can help, that...
621
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,482
Wow.
622
00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,418
Is that...
623
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,289
(mouthing)
624
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:14,734
Do let me know
if that parasite is lying.
625
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:18,738
I'd love to make life
inconvenient for her.
626
00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:25,377
♪ Blasting the cannons of truth
to each man of this Earth. ♪
627
00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:34,954
(clock ticking)
628
00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:36,856
(glass shatters)
629
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:40,126
(footfalls)
630
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:48,334
(clattering)
631
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,243
Irene.
632
00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,746
What are you looking for?
633
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,147
My gloves.
634
00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,782
My... my hands are freezing.
635
00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,083
Your gloves?
636
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,818
For what?
637
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,487
Irene?
638
00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:10,456
Irene.
639
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:16,896
What's going on?
640
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,697
You tell me.
641
00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:20,867
I must've been sleepwalking.
642
00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:22,869
Sleepwalking...
643
00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:24,635
or you're caught snooping.
644
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:26,205
(chuckles)
645
00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:27,706
My grandmother used to sleepwalk
646
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,742
right out of the house
and into the streets of Grimsby.
647
00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:31,778
Thank God you have
bars on your door.
648
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:33,445
I'd be halfway to
Philadelphia by now.
649
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,514
So, are your hands
still freezing?
650
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,418
They don't feel cold.
651
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,688
Must've been part of the dream.
652
00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:46,392
I'll clean up the glass.
653
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,594
No, I've got it.
654
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,532
You should get some sleep.
655
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,105
ADAM:
Where'd you pull that from?
656
00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:02,008
Watson texted it
to me at 3:30 a.m.
657
00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:04,310
Why is Watson texting you
at 3:30 a.m.?
658
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,245
'Cause Stephens
is a "Pick Me Girl."
659
00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:08,480
How does
"Pick Me Girl" apply here?
660
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,680
Seeking male attention
and validation
661
00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:11,083
at the expense of other women.
662
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:12,717
SASHA: "Other women"
is key here, and Ingrid,
663
00:29:12,718 --> 00:29:14,620
I say this with love,
but you have been
664
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,022
in the most
hellacious mood all week.
665
00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:18,290
I came up with
my own theory last night.
666
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,993
The Solo Cynic Squad.
667
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,533
Factitious disorder
imposed on another,
668
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:29,568
formerly known as...
669
00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:31,470
Munchausen by proxy.
670
00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:33,872
(gasps)
My teammate wants to play?
671
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,107
ADAM: You think Irene
672
00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:36,909
is making Angus sick? Why?
673
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,777
Sympathy. Attention.
674
00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:39,946
Proximity to Watson.
675
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,113
She does seem
emotionally fragile.
676
00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,748
You know, muscle weakness
677
00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:44,082
can be caused by low potassium.
678
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,584
Maybe she's giving him
potassium binders
679
00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:46,919
to cause the symptoms.
680
00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,287
STEPHENS: His
electrolytes were normal.
681
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:51,423
But the toe-walking,
muscle weakness,
682
00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:53,558
absence seizure-like behaviors,
683
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:55,226
all that could be totally faked.
684
00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:56,261
I mean, what if he's in on it?
685
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:57,329
Seems like Watson would be
686
00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:58,965
the first to consider all this.
687
00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:02,401
He was suspicious.
Then he became attached.
688
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,636
Even brilliant people
reject evidence
689
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,604
when it threatens
what they want to believe.
690
00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:08,074
ADAM: FDIA is serious.
691
00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,276
We'd be accusing Irene
of child abuse.
692
00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:13,045
Yes, which is why
we'd have to be certain.
693
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,680
And all it takes
is a little shove.
694
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,782
SASHA: Excuse me?
695
00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:18,985
A kid with Angus's
neuromuscular symptoms
696
00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:21,153
is more likely
to fall flat on his face
697
00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:22,087
if pushed.
698
00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:23,555
How is that not child abuse?
699
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,892
If he catches himself,
we know he's faking it.
700
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:27,493
We aren't shoving a kid.
701
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:31,297
It is time to let go
of Hopeful Healing.
702
00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:32,698
SHINWELL: Seconded.
703
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:36,202
Not the "shoving the kid" part.
704
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:37,569
But the only thing
705
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,172
that Irene Adler
has ever wanted...
706
00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:42,541
financial stability.
707
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,510
And the way I see it,
708
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:47,278
proving paternity
gives her claim
709
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:49,448
to all of Sherlock's estate,
710
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,884
including this clinic.
711
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:56,055
But it is a load of bullocks,
712
00:30:56,155 --> 00:30:57,623
and I've got the box
713
00:30:57,723 --> 00:30:59,291
to prove it.
714
00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,400
WATSON: Shinwell, how'd it go?
715
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,236
Rollicking time, guv.
716
00:31:10,336 --> 00:31:11,303
Except after,
717
00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:13,872
I tried the Criterion
for a pint.
718
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:15,507
Can you believe
it was shuttered?
719
00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,443
No. Yeah.
720
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,979
Time is a cruel mistress.
721
00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:22,748
Clyde's running a sample now.
722
00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:24,550
Your name goes in
the book of deeds.
723
00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:27,386
SHINWELL: There are
worse books to be in, guv.
724
00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:28,720
Any new theories, team?
725
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:29,688
Not yet.
726
00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:31,223
Angus, darling,
727
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:33,392
be a good boy
while I make a call.
728
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:35,261
Ingrid,
729
00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:36,428
keep an eye on him, yeah?
730
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:37,729
I'd love to.
731
00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:38,965
Don't.
732
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,669
Angus, you know what
we never tried? What?
733
00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:48,040
The six-minute walk test where
we gauge your muscle endurance.
734
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:50,341
ANGUS: Sorry.
735
00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:52,444
I'm not used
to being a slow walker.
736
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:56,082
My favorite mode of
transportation is elephant.
737
00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:58,017
(chuckles) Elephant.
738
00:31:58,117 --> 00:31:59,585
That's funny.
739
00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:02,921
So have you and your mom
always traveled so much?
740
00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:06,258
Well, we used to stay
in London more.
741
00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:10,862
And then Mum decided every day
should be an adventure.
742
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,498
When was that?
743
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,566
Maybe a year ago.
744
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:17,936
Did anything else
change around then?
745
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:22,008
Anything unusual like
her sleepwalking or...
746
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:29,380
Uh, yes, actually.
747
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:32,684
And the noises in her sleep.
748
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,253
Like you did in my
office the other day? Yes.
749
00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:38,357
So you remember that?
I thought you were asleep.
750
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:41,827
I was.
My mum told me what happened.
751
00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:45,831
Has it been six
minutes yet? Almost.
752
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,967
Hey, I bet I can guess a country
you haven't been to.
753
00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:49,968
Austria.
754
00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,271
Nope. Been there.
755
00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:53,839
I don't like schnitzel.
756
00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:56,342
Did you happen to meet
my old friend.
757
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,444
Aldebert Gruner
while you were there?
758
00:32:58,544 --> 00:32:59,978
Uncle Gruner.
759
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,281
Well, not a real uncle.
760
00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:04,250
He's Mum's friend, though, too.
761
00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:08,453
Let's definitely hit up
Jackson Hole this winter, man.
762
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:10,656
Get after that fresh pow.
763
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:12,257
Love you, bud.
764
00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:13,859
Thatch? Thatch.
765
00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:15,027
Don't tell me he's actually CIA?
766
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:16,462
I can't tell you that,
767
00:33:16,562 --> 00:33:20,431
but I did get a complete
rundown on Irene Adler.
768
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:23,335
Most recently linked to
multiple cases of charity fraud.
769
00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:26,705
I suspect that she's using
Angus's illness for profit.
770
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:30,309
Like a GoFundMe kid?
That screams Munchausen's.
771
00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:31,710
IRENE: Where's Angus?
772
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,413
Exercise assessment
with Dr. Watson.
773
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,747
I have good news.
774
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,616
The MRI tech was able
to squeeze Angus in today.
775
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,817
We could also try
a muscle biopsy, too.
776
00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:42,854
Great. Today is wide open.
777
00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:44,723
Anyone else fancy a cuppa?
778
00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:47,693
(Angus and Watson chattering
nearby)
779
00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:50,128
"A cuppa"? What if
she's not even English?
780
00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:53,632
Mission accomplished.
781
00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:57,269
I would like to speak to you
about something in your office.
782
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,339
I'll also be part
of that conversation.
783
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:03,409
Be right back.
784
00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:06,645
They can't take all the credit.
785
00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:16,788
(chuckles) Sorry, kid.
786
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:19,725
Look, I know
you've been going through
787
00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:21,859
a real tough time lately,
but... Irene's been lying to you.
788
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,462
SASHA:
Well, to all of us, and...
789
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,630
Watson... The kid's faking it!
790
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,398
Ingrid pushed him.
791
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,100
INGRID: Yes, and he caught
himself, he didn't fall flat on his face
792
00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:32,138
which means that Angus is not
sick, not Sherlock's kid, or...
793
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:33,139
I know.
794
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:34,172
Know what?
795
00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:35,241
WATSON: This entire scheme
796
00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:36,442
was concocted by Ms. Adler
797
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,610
to gain Sherlock's DNA.
798
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,979
I was waiting to show my hand
799
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,081
until I got confirmation
from the test,
800
00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:45,184
which is what this is for.
801
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,886
(mutters)
802
00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:52,991
IRENE: (chuckles)
Well done, darling.
803
00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:55,527
Fancy an ice cream?
804
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:07,139
♪ ♪
805
00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:15,381
(indistinct chatter)
806
00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:17,983
Yeah, they're definitely gone.
807
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,819
I've looked everywhere.
I'll head back up.
808
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,688
I knew that kid
was Satan's spawn.
809
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:25,257
Hang on now, he's just doing
what his mother told him to do.
810
00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:27,159
Yeah. More like
training her protégé.
811
00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:29,161
STEPHENS: It's official.
812
00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:30,795
Preliminary sequencing
shows that Sherlock
813
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,097
can't be Angus's father.
814
00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:33,999
So he's a pickpocket and a fake?
815
00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:36,934
She designed it all so that
whether we believed her or not,
816
00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:39,437
we'd deliver Sherlock's DNA
right to her.
817
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,540
It's an immaculate plan.
I'm deeply impressed.
818
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,141
Was he faking being sick, too?
819
00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:45,377
All of it. The gait,
the muscle weakness,
820
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,379
the staring spells, sleep apnea.
821
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:50,382
The only thing he didn't fake
was his preternatural wit.
822
00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:51,782
You can't train that.
823
00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:53,318
I know Sherlock was special,
824
00:35:53,319 --> 00:35:55,286
but why go to such extremes
for his DNA?
825
00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:57,189
SHINWELL:
Ah, yes, here we all are,
826
00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:59,391
nice and cozy,
827
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:03,127
elucidating and pontificating,
828
00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:06,163
but perhaps we at least try
829
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:09,500
to catch her before
she hops on a plane?
830
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:11,970
You put a tracking
device on her?
831
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,705
I know, so unlike me.
832
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:16,475
But as I told Dr. Watson,
833
00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:18,910
I never trusted the lass.
834
00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:22,814
♪ ♪
835
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:25,016
SHINWELL: I'll wait here, guv.
836
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:34,092
WATSON: Glad I could catch
you before your next adventure.
837
00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:37,229
Uh-oh.
838
00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,298
Why don't we speak in private?
839
00:36:40,232 --> 00:36:43,569
Inventing a secret son
of my dead best friend,
840
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:44,970
faking a genetic mystery,
841
00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:47,505
one tailored to my
unique skill set,
842
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:50,909
that could only be solved
by Sherlock's DNA...
843
00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:54,413
that's wicked,
and was brilliant.
844
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:55,680
Thank you.
845
00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:59,117
You also knew that
the moment we had that DNA,
846
00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:01,487
your lie would be exposed.
847
00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:03,854
But that wouldn't matter,
now would it?
848
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:06,925
Because by then you'd be
all the way to Austria.
849
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,760
How did you know?
850
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,227
Small Venn diagram
851
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,931
of people rich enough to
throw away money on such things,
852
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:17,269
and clever enough to recognize
Sherlock's real value.
853
00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:19,571
Austrian aristocrat.
854
00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:22,608
Adelbert Gruner
sits smack in the middle.
855
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:25,076
Baron Gruner moved on
from collecting women
856
00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:26,745
to collecting megaminds,
857
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,780
banking their genetic sample
to study.
858
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,850
Sherlock would've been
his Holy Grail.
859
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:34,553
I'd say so,
given Gruner's offer.
860
00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:37,289
I need to collect it, Watson.
861
00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:41,627
Why would you risk jeopardizing
your son for one huge payday?
862
00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:44,195
It's not because Angus is sick.
863
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,332
You are.
864
00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:47,633
Sleepwalking,
865
00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:50,168
that's triggered
by stress and fatigue.
866
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,371
Freezing hands that aren't
cold to the touch,
867
00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:53,938
that's a sign of neuropathy.
868
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,841
Bruises on your arm just
from carrying a purse,
869
00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:59,545
that's a common side effect
of chemotherapy.
870
00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:02,548
What type of cancer do you have?
871
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:06,051
Multiple myeloma.
872
00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:08,654
Incurable.
873
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,056
I failed every treatment.
874
00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:16,362
My doctors say I have two,
maybe three good years left.
875
00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:20,165
I'm all Angus has.
876
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,567
That payout would provide
877
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:24,670
everything he needs
after I'm gone.
878
00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:27,906
What if I can give you
more time?
879
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:31,843
CAR T-cells are genetically
engineered to bind
880
00:38:31,943 --> 00:38:34,380
to and kill cancer cells.
881
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:37,349
They're not widely available
in the UK for myeloma,
882
00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:39,451
but here the FDA
just approved it.
883
00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:41,152
I have a friend at MD Anderson,
884
00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:43,855
he says the data is promising.
885
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:47,158
He can facilitate a transfer of
care from your doctor in the UK
886
00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:49,361
to their cancer center in Texas.
887
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:50,529
Texas?
888
00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:53,198
Yes, it's a lifestyle
adjustment,
889
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:57,603
but being rooted in one place
would be good for Angus.
890
00:39:00,406 --> 00:39:02,673
What if it doesn't work?
891
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:06,778
Will you be his guardian if
I don't live to see him turn 18?
892
00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:14,720
If he's okay with it,
I'll accept.
893
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,269
ANGUS: I'm sorry I lied to you.
894
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,670
It's okay.
895
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:35,240
As long as you're honest with me
from now on, we're good.
896
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:36,541
I promise.
897
00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:39,110
You're a very special
young man, Angus.
898
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,813
I hope you'll let me visit you
in London, or even Texas.
899
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,148
Please.
900
00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:45,951
But don't bring
your receptionist.
901
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:46,952
(chuckles)
902
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:48,887
Deal. (Chuckles)
903
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,398
The twins take off already?
904
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,167
(chuckles) Slackers.
905
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:05,937
So how long you been
sleeping with your ex?
906
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:09,808
You're vain, but not so vain
907
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:13,344
that you'd buy a painting
of yourself to display at work.
908
00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:15,280
Wasn't at the gallery show.
909
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,482
Sleeping with the artist,
aren't you?
910
00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:19,117
Turns out, I'm still his muse.
911
00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:22,087
Good. Better than Stephens.
912
00:40:22,187 --> 00:40:26,257
Rebounds are messy and I'm not
interested in cleanup duty.
913
00:40:28,393 --> 00:40:31,029
STEPHENS: I'll keep this short.
914
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:34,398
I am sorry about everything.
915
00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:36,568
I understand why you called me
a "Pick Me Girl."
916
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:39,838
And I vow to be more conscious
about excluding you.
917
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:41,405
And...
918
00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:43,008
(takes deep breath)
919
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,109
if there are ever teams
again, I want to be on yours
920
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:49,247
because being against you
is... terrifying.
921
00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:50,849
She attacks children.
922
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:51,950
(chuckles)
923
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,283
Um...
924
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,154
Would you mind
giving us a second, please?
925
00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:58,824
Of course.
926
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:03,128
(sighs) Children!
927
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:06,096
It is depressing
928
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:09,835
how many trophies have
gone to die at Goodwill.
929
00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:13,138
But... this one is yours.
930
00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,349
♪ ♪
931
00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:32,624
WATSON: Can't believe he's gone.
932
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,862
You'll see
the little turd again.
933
00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:38,530
I meant Sherlock.
934
00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:50,876
This ring is a family heirloom
935
00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:55,246
that Mycroft was wearing during
an infamous fight with Sherlock.
936
00:41:56,414 --> 00:41:59,985
He kept it to mark the one time
he kicked his brother's ass.
937
00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:03,121
A story that he told me
all three times I met him.
938
00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:05,557
That's how you knew
to call for it.
939
00:42:05,691 --> 00:42:07,893
The Tooting Bec Trophy.
940
00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:11,462
Yeah, the things we hold on to.
941
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,235
Mind if I do the honors?
942
00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:26,678
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943
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:29,581
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