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Eric, what are you doing eating?
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Well, it's mainly for survival,
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but I also enjoy
the fruity tastes.
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I told you to replace the
hubcap on the Vista Cruiser.
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So, what is it?
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You're mature
enough to get married,
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but not mature enough
to replace a hubcap?
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Well, let's see. You took
away my keys, so I can't drive,
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and you took away my job,
so I can't afford a new hubcap,
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and you also took
away my self-esteem,
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so I have no pride in my job
or my possessions.
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For gosh sake, you've
been arguing for two weeks.
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Now stop it. Help me
with this crossword puzzle.
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I need a four-letter word
for disappointment.
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Eric.
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It fits.
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Well, now, that can't be right.
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So, he's like,
"Replace the hubcap."
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And I'm like, "Hey, why
don't you replace the hubcap."
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And that is why I'm
trimming the hedges.
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Yeah.
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I only mess with Red when
I really need the discipline.
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He's a total hard ass.
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Hard ass? Take another look, my
friend. It jiggles when he wiggles.
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Man, I don't know what
the hell the deal is with Leo.
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He told me to take a week off
from The Fotohut two weeks ago,
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- and I haven't
heard from him since.
- Well, we need to find him
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'cause we're all out of film,
if you know what I mean.
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I need film, then I could take
pictures of Nina and me doing it.
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Fez, film doesn't
really mean film.
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Who cares?
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Because for the first time in my
life, doing it really means doing it.
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So, I guess this is the way
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an immature, engaged,
high school dumb ass,
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with no car, no job and no
money, trims the hedges.
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That was like eight
burns in one sentence.
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An octo-burn.
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Let's get the hell out of here.
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Okay, you two, since you
won't bond on your own,
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I have signed you up
for the father-son competition
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at this year's Point Place Paul
Bunyan Pioneer Day Jamboree.
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- Kitty, that sounds horrible.
- Yeah, I agree.
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You hear that?
We've already bonded.
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No, it's too late.
It's for charity.
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Now, don't forget
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your
commemorative coonskin caps.
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Huh!
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So that's what you'd
look like with hair.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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- Hey.
- I'd kiss you,
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but I'm afraid your hat will
wake up and scratch my eyes out.
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So, you guys, Joanne has been
chosen to emcee Pioneer Days.
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Tell them why, baby.
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I won the tobacco-spitting
contest last year.
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What a lady.
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I'll be manning
the hard-cider booth.
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It's a good way to raise
money, 'cause of all the drunks.
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Ooh, ooh! People are signing
in. Come on, get excited, you two!
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Well, howdy, newcomers!
I'm Charlie Miller.
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You can call me Charlie.
This is my son, Mitch.
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You can call me ladies' man.
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- Ladies' man.
- Did somebody call me?
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I'm Red Forman.
This is my son, Eric.
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You can call him dumb ass.
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Well,
we don't use the A-S-S word,
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we have a reputation to uphold.
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We're the two-time champs.
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Little secret, Red, I tell Mitch
here it doesn't matter how we do
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as long as we're together.
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- And why is that, Dad?
- 'Cause we bad!
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- Oh, yeah, that's right! We bad!
- We bad!
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All right. Dad, they have a
catch phrase. Hey, what's ours?
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Shut up, dumb ass.
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Yeah. Shut up,
dumb ass. Okay. Yeah.
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Oh, well, no wonder Leo
hasn't told me to come to work,
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there's no work to come to.
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- Mmm, did he leave a note?
- Nope,
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just this.
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You know, he looked dirty,
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but he always
smelled like clean sheets.
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You know, you're talking
about him like he's gone, man.
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He would have told me
if he was leaving town.
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Maybe a UFO appeared,
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and it shot down a beam,
and made everyone
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and everything
inside The Fotohut vanish.
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Yeah, like an apparition.
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Kelso, you don't even know
what an apparition is.
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Hey, if I can't use
words I don't understand,
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this is gonna be
one quiet afternoon.
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Let's get started.
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"To make room for
a new trading post,
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"Paul Bunyan needs to
clear-cut 200 acres of forest.
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"The first team to
chop 25 logs wins."
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And chop!
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Um, excuse me, my ax is stuck.
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Way to go, Mitch.
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- Ooh! That's right! We bad!
- Oh, yeah, we bad!
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- Pull the ax out, Eric.
- I can't,
it's really stuck in there.
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And you think you're ready to be
married. You can't even chop wood.
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What are you gonna do for heat
in the winter, burn comic books?
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Hmm, I don't know. I guess I would
probably just turn on the heater!
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How can Eric and Red
be fighting already?
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Well, it's almost as if forcing
them together against their will,
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and giving them sharp objects,
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wasn't really the best way
to get them to make up.
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Another hard cider, Bob.
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Make it a double.
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Well, we couldn't find Leo. We
just checked all his hangouts.
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- The Hub.
- Alley behind The Hub.
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- Fatso Burger.
- Alley behind
the Fatso Burger.
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Hyde, when are you gonna
accept the fact that Leo just bailed?
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Man, he would not leave
without saying goodbye, okay?
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I know him better
than I know my own father.
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I'd like to do it
with Nina in an alley.
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My bare ass
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pressed up
against a cold dumpster.
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You know, we're getting killed here
thanks to your screwing up that last event.
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All you had to do was build
a cabin out of Lincoln Logs.
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Well, I thought I'd score some extra
points by building the Millennium Falcon.
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The Millennium what?
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If that's a Star Wars thing,
I'm gonna kick you in the ass.
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It's not a Star Wars thing,
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it's a very rare falcon
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that can do the Kessel Run
in under six parsecs.
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Hey, just remember, guys,
it's not whether you win or lose,
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it's how you play the game.
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Unfortunately, you guys don't
know how to play the game.
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Oh, ho, no, hey, hey. We don't wanna
rub in their face that they're big losers.
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- Ooh!
- Ooh!
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- Uh-oh.
- I didn't... It came out!
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This is the worst Point Place Paul
Bunyan Pioneer Days Jamboree ever.
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And now, the cow-milking event.
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Could you just award us our
first-place points right now?
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It'd save a lot of time and
embarrassment for our friends over here.
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You know, it kind of would.
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"Babe the Blue Ox needs lots of
calcium to carry Paul Bunyan's lumber,
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"or his brittle bones
will snap, and he'll die.
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"The first team to fill
their barrel with milk
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"and save Babe from
osteoporosis, wins."
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And milk!
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Hey! There's something wrong
with our cow.
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Her things aren't working!
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Well,
you can't just yank on them.
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Red never was much for foreplay.
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- Keep it coming, Mitch.
- This is amazing.
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It's like she was just waiting
for my magic fingers
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to coax that sweet liquid
right out of her teats.
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Move over, Dad.
I'll show you how it's done.
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What makes you think that you...
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Go, Eric. Go.
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Well, honey, good for you.
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Mitch, they're winning. What
happened to your magic fingers?
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Get off my back, old man!
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Dad, here.
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Team Forman wins!
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You let me down, Son. I
thought you were better than that.
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Oh, what are you gonna do?
Lock me in the closet again?
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He locks me in the closet!
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It's a walk-in!
It's a walk-in.
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So, Dad, what do you say now?
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Why are you so good at that?
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How are we gonna break
into Leo's apartment?
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You need a credit
card to slip in the door.
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Ponch used one on CHiPs once,
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and the lady he rescued
was so grateful, they did it.
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Kelso, if we had a credit card,
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we could buy a sledgehammer
and break down the door.
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If we had a credit card, I'd be
butt-deep in Jordache right now.
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- Oh, Leo, man.
- I'm gonna kick him,
see if he's okay.
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- Kelso, no.
- Well, at least
throw something at him.
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If he's asleep, he'll wake up,
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and if he's dead, you can say
you threw something at a dead guy.
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Officer, I
have a prescription for that.
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No, relax, bud.
We're just looking for Leo.
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Oh, he left.
I'm his cousin, Eli.
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Really, he just left?
He didn't call or anything?
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Oh, Steven, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, don't take it personal, Hyde.
You know Leo never liked phones.
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He said he could
hear voices in them.
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By the way, he left a note.
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Do any of you know
a kid named Heidi?
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He means Hyde. That's me, man.
The note's for me!
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I mean,
the note's for me.
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"Dear Hyde, man. One day I
stopped in Point Place for some gas.
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"Before I knew it,
eight years had passed.
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"Whoa, that rhymes.
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"Anyway,
I should get home to my wife.
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"Take care.
You're a good kid, man.
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"You're a good kid, man."
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See, I told you he wouldn't
leave without saying goodbye.
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Oh, Steven, you really do love
that old, dirty little hippie.
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And he left you something else.
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He said that you liked film,
if you know what I mean.
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All right.
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I was hoping we could take
a little something home,
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you know,
put it in the shirt pocket.
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Holy hell!
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You know,
Donna, I've been drinking...
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I mean, thinking.
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I want you and
Eric to get married.
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Okay, even though I know
it's just the cider talking, yay!
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"Pioneer Pete is
lost in the woods.
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"Assemble the map
to find his bow and arrow,
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"and shoot the bell with the
arrow, and Pioneer Pete will appear.
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"Do not shoot Pioneer Pete."
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And go.
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- Okay, this one goes here.
- And this piece goes here.
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Come on, Mitch. Don't give up.
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Oh, okay, Mr. I Haven't
Had A Job In Five Years.
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So, the bow and arrow are
behind the feeding trough!
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Go, go, go!
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- Yeah!
- Yes!
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Howdy, y'all!
I'm Pioneer Pete!
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Look, Donna, it's me, your dad.
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Well,
Mitch, I hope you're happy.
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How can I be happy?
Our whole life is a lie.
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I mean, am I really supposed to
believe that Kathy is my little sister?
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She doesn't look anything like
me. She is Cuban, for Pete's sake!
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And what about
your Friday bowling nights?
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I looked in your bowling bag,
you know what I found?
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Buttless chaps!
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What's with the buttless chaps?
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Your mother's inhibited.
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Don't shake hands with that guy.
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I can't close my mouth.
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Can you close your mouth?
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It's really
starting to freak me out.
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Leo's the best.
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Leo made me
a grilled cheese once.
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He used butter, and he
made the crust extra toasty.
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He forgot cheese.
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I'm gonna miss that
grilled-cheese-making son of a bitch.
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You know, one time, I heard
Leo talking on the phone,
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and he was speaking Chinese.
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So, I said,
"Leo, stop speaking Chinese."
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So, he turned around,
and it wasn't Leo.
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It was a Chinese guy.
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You know,
I'll never forget that.
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I'm just sad I'll never get to see his
face when I tell him I did it with Nina.
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Actually, I'd like to see my
face when I do it with Nina.
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I bet I look like a stallion.
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So, today we sit in this
circle in honor of Leo.
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He was my boss.
He was my friend.
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He was my connection. To Leo!
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To Leo!
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Well,
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I found out how much cider
is too much cider.
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A barrel?
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Shut it!
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Great news. Little Timmy Stinson
cut his finger off in a whittling event.
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They're out,
we're in second place.
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And if we win this next event,
we'll be champions,
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and maybe even friends.
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Look, we've had a rough day,
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and we've both said some
things that we didn't mean,
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but we've got to pull it
together for this final event.
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Just tell me where
you go Friday nights.
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I rent a motel room, and I
lock the door, and I cry, okay?
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I cry like a damn baby.
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Why do you need
buttless chaps for that?
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Okay, it's time
for our final event.
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"Transport your gold in a genuine
covered wagon to Pioneer Pete's"...
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You know what? I'm tired.
Pull the wagons. Go.
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Who's bad?
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- We bad.
- That's right.
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- We bad!
- We bad! We bad!
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Okay, it's time
for Pioneer Pete to claim his gold!
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I saw that, Donna.
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Well, I'm sorry. I know you think
I'm a disappointment and stuff.
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Hey. I'm proud of how we did.
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Look, I know what it's like to have
your dad riding you all the time.
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My old man was always on me
to go to engineering school,
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and when I didn't, he was so
mad, we didn't talk for a year.
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So, you're
the softy in your family?
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See, my dad's vision
for my life was wrong.
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Only I knew what was best,
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not my dad. You
understand what I'm saying?
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Wow. Are you admitting
that you're wrong,
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that it's okay for me and
Donna to get married?
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What?
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No, no.
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I'm saying that my dad
was wrong, and I was right,
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just like I'm right now.
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The point is, I'm always
right, so break it off!
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Well, at least
you're still happy for us.
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Please, Donna, I'm standing
right here. There's no need to yell!
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You know what?
I don't care what my dad says,
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I am more committed to
this marriage than ever.
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Well, after seeing how you
handled that cow, so am I.
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Okay, so you raise the ax,
and you bring it straight down.
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- Okay? Raise. Bring down.
- That's easy.
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Yeah. It's all about leverage.
You know, torque.
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Okay. I don't know what either
of those is, but I'll give it a shot.
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- Let's get out of here.
- Right behind you.
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