1 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:11,053 Why would Piper sketch this vision of me about to blast Roman? 2 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,681 I can't think of a single reason why I would ever do that. 3 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:15,849 [door opens] 4 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,476 Stop whatever dumb thing you're doing. 5 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,686 What I'm about to say is way more important. 6 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,105 Okay, there's one reason. 7 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,233 The changeling's back. 8 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,443 The changeling? But we chased it away. 9 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,821 Yeah. Tell that to the purple goo that's splattered all over our bathroom. 10 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,114 We gotta do something! 11 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,741 By "we" I mean "you." 12 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,144 Yeah. Yeah, I know what you meant. 13 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,913 - Justin, there's a... - Changeling. I know. 14 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:41,041 I tracked it from the bathroom to the boys' room. 15 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:44,044 And this goo could take the form of anybody. 16 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,254 We've got to do something! 17 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,977 - Heads up, by "we" he means... - Yeah, yeah, I know what he meant. 18 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,800 [squelching] 19 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,552 Oh, no! 20 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:53,929 - I can't look. - Is that... 21 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:58,058 The coolest new sixth grader in Greenwald Middle? Why, yes it is. 22 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,729 Roman, that's not changeling ooze. It's purple hair gel. 23 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,564 In my defense, I'm an alarmist. 24 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:05,899 You all know this. 25 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,069 We gotta clean this up before somebody slips. 26 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,779 [Giada screams] 27 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,702 Why is the floor covered in hair gel? 28 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,954 Hey, nobody says anything. She'll never know it was me. 29 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,038 I think she will. 30 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,753 [singing] ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 31 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,505 ♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 32 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,507 ♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 33 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,510 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 34 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,847 ♪ Because everything is not ♪ 35 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:37,931 ♪ What it seems ♪ 36 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,702 [whispering] ♪ You could run into trouble if you go to extremes because ♪ 37 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:43,770 [singing] ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 38 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,022 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 39 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,108 ♪ What it seems ♪ 40 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:49,932 - [TV running] - [all chuckling] 41 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:52,446 [clicks tongue] I should of made my popcorn. 42 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,240 [sighs] You should have made more popcorn. 43 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:56,533 I know. That's why I said it. 44 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,869 No, you said "I should've." 45 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,038 The correct grammar is "I should have." 46 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:06,376 Okay, Roman, if my teachers can't get through to me, you have no shot. 47 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,502 [doorbell rings] 48 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:08,795 [Justin sighs] 49 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,839 Hey, I didn't know you guys had a doorbell. 50 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:14,217 Well, we do, And I invite you to give it a try any time. 51 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,637 [laughs] Good one, Mr. Russo. 52 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,350 Uh, listen. I invited a new transfer student over. 53 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:24,153 I thought it'd be nice if she made some friends before school starts. 54 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,104 Her name is Karina Kowalski. 55 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:27,981 Karina Kowalski? 56 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:31,193 Is she related to your boss, Superintendent Kowalski? 57 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,987 You know, now that you mention it... 58 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,156 I think it's his niece. 59 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,908 [laughs awkwardly] What a coinkydink. 60 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,762 Trying to score points with your boss, huh? 61 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,788 No! [laughs awkwardly] Yes. 62 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,582 Listen, last time Kowalski saw me, 63 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,168 I was six inches tall and riding a guinea pig. 64 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,921 Okay? I don't need anything like that happening around his niece. 65 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,130 All right. Got it. 66 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:53,548 Be nice. Be normal. 67 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:54,925 Yeah. [sighs] 68 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,177 Normal. 69 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,261 Ah! 70 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,473 Hey, there. You must be Karina. 71 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,600 And look, you've got that neat streak in your hair. 72 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,893 Isn't that neat, guys? 73 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,645 I'll tell you what, I think it's neat. 74 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,315 I don't know how to respond to that. 75 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,169 You're the one not being normal. 76 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,153 I know. I heard it. I'm gonna go into the kitchen. 77 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:17,739 Hey, Karina. I'm Billie. 78 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:18,824 - This is Winter. - Hi. 79 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,701 - Hi. - Listen, I was new last year, 80 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,869 so you can ask me about all the important stuff. 81 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,633 Unless it's teachers, classes and homework. 82 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,124 And I am Roman. 83 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,333 Greetings, new Badger. 84 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,461 We're the Badgers, huh? The mascot at my old school was the zebras. 85 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,130 Oh, well, here's a fun fact. 86 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,466 If you shaved a zebra, they'd appear almost entirely black. 87 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,861 The white stripes only appear because the pigment is absent. 88 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,639 No, no, no. A fun fact is, a cockroach can live a week without a head. 89 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:47,227 I will see your fun fact and raise you the most fun fact I know. 90 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:50,439 A strawberry isn't a berry, but a banana is. 91 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,275 Mine was grosser, but yours' was fun too. 92 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:55,777 Karina's cool, right? 93 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,362 - Definitely. - And Roman's... 94 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,322 - Roman? - Sure. Let's go with that. 95 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,492 So explain to me why this is happening? 96 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,453 [Karina giggles] You are so funny. 97 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,371 - I am? - [both] He is? 98 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:13,378 - [door opens] - Milo, what are you doing? 99 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:14,671 Mom! You don't knock? 100 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,524 I could have been in here doing something weird. 101 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,675 Well, I'm so glad you're not. 102 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,095 Sweetie, you're gonna be late for school. 103 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:25,682 Hey, I was thinking maybe I shouldn't go today. 104 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,143 It's just... the vibes are off. 105 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,021 - I get it. - I knew you would. 106 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,105 Can you write me a note? 107 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,940 You know, for the vibes. 108 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,861 Starting middle school is a big deal. 109 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:41,156 It's normal to be nervous, but sometimes you just have to be brave 110 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,657 and face your fears. 111 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,451 Think of it as an exciting new adventure. 112 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,703 - So no note? - No note. 113 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,413 Now, hurry up, okay? 114 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,291 And don't squat in your closet like that. 115 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,627 I don't know why it's bad. I just don't like it. 116 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,425 All right, egg. I have been sitting on you 117 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:03,720 since I took you from that dragon's nest, but I gotta go to school. 118 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,722 So if you're gonna hatch, do it now. 119 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,391 Hatch now. 120 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,602 One, two, three, hatch. 121 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,040 Actually, it's probably better if you wait until I'm home from... 122 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,232 Oh, no, it's happening! 123 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:17,984 I'm gonna be a dragon daddy! 124 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,195 [squeaks] 125 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,448 Aren't you the cutest thing? 126 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:24,658 What should I name you? 127 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,368 I'm great at naming things. 128 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,411 I know! Milo! 129 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,871 No, wait. That's my name. 130 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,945 You almost scorched my eyebrows! 131 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,001 Hey, should I call you Scorchy? 132 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,670 [chirps appreciatively] 133 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,964 - Then Scorchy it is. - [Giada] Milo! 134 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,090 [squeaks] 135 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,258 Listen, Scorchy, 136 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,426 I need you to stay in my closet until I get back. 137 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,511 [chirps sadly] 138 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,181 Aw, don't cry. You're gonna make me cry. 139 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,016 - [chirps] - Okay, fine. 140 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,561 Taking a baby dragon on my first day of middle school? 141 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,855 I got a good feeling about this. 142 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,946 Oh, wait, actually, I wouldn't use that water fountain. 143 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,782 Brandon S. puts his whole mouth around it. 144 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:07,993 But don't worry. 145 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,703 I brought you a water bottle. 146 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,580 Okay, I get it. 147 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:12,706 You're in love with me. 148 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:13,790 What? 149 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,962 No! [laughs awkwardly] It's just a water bottle. 150 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,047 I'm kidding. 151 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,510 Hey, Karina, how's your first day of school going? 152 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,346 It's school. So, you know, it's... 153 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,181 The best school you've ever been to? 154 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,726 I can see you need this. 155 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,269 So sure. 156 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,605 I... I don't need this. 157 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,523 It would just be nice to, you know, hear it. 158 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:42,777 And if you happened to mention it to your uncle, that would be... 159 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,487 - Neat? - Super neat. 160 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,829 So where should I sit at lunch? 161 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:57,292 Well, the cool kids sit by the window, but I sit at a table by the bathroom. 162 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,669 Then I guess I'm sitting by the bathroom. 163 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,004 No, I said the cool kids... 164 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,214 Oh! 165 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,050 [Roman laughing] 166 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,593 Ooh. 167 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,058 I can't believe this is still going on. 168 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,351 Something is definitely up. 169 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,370 Don't you think it's suspicious that a girl as cool 170 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,812 and pretty as Karina is into Roman? 171 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,648 - That's mean. - It's not mean. 172 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:22,108 I'm just saying, that girl is out of his league. 173 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:23,652 She's out of his universe. 174 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,695 They're not even the same species. 175 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,490 You hear yourself, right? 176 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,910 Not even the same species. 177 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,620 Wait, Winter. That's it. 178 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,330 They're not the same species. 179 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,207 Karina Kowalski's the changeling. 180 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:41,044 You know, ever since Piper gave me this sketch, I've been trying to figure out 181 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,047 why I would be attacking Roman What if I'm not attacking him? 182 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,549 What if I'm protecting him from the changeling? 183 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,134 I don't know. 184 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,261 Superintendent Kowalski's niece? 185 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,638 A changeling? 186 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,556 You should totally consider modeling. 187 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,809 It makes more sense than that. 188 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,656 [chirps] 189 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,450 How's my favorite little guy? Did you have a good nap? 190 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,868 [chirps] 191 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,746 Got you some loose meatballs from the cafeteria. 192 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,990 They're a little cold, but... 193 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,418 [exclaims] This is awesome! 194 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,628 I'm never eating cold meatballs again. 195 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,756 [burps loudly] 196 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,593 [laughs, burps] 197 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,762 Aw, your first words! 198 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,597 [school bell rings] 199 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,558 I gotta go to my next class. 200 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,643 You stay here and be good. Okay, buddy? 201 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:39,769 [chirps] 202 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,192 [dragon chirps] 203 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:48,945 [laughs] 204 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,036 Winter, you'll never guess what I learned last period. 205 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,579 I was researching changelings. 206 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,998 - What'd you find out? - Well, a changeling's sole purpose 207 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:03,043 is to take the form of someone in a group and sow dissension. 208 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,502 - Huh. - I know. I didn't know 209 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,605 what "sow dissension" meant either, so I looked it up. 210 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,465 It means to turn everyone against each other. 211 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,632 So what do we do now? 212 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,278 I found a bunch of tests we can do to prove Karina's the changeling. 213 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,554 - [Roman laughing] - Follow my lead. 214 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,950 Hey, Karina. I was thinking, after school, would you want to come over to our house? 215 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,477 That depends. Is this loser gonna be there? 216 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,188 Well, I don't have to be if you don't want me to be. 217 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,981 I'm kidding. I want you to be there. 218 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,817 Then I will definitely be there. 219 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,527 Okay, great. We're all gonna be there. 220 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,573 All right, after school, we prove Karina's nothing 221 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,909 but evil purple ooze out to turn us against each other. 222 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,537 Either that or we're about to start a really weird rumor. 223 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,291 Yes, sir, Mr. Kowalski, 224 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,710 your niece is having a fantastic first day. 225 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:48,546 She even told me this is the best school she's ever been to, 226 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:49,839 completely unprompted. 227 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,592 - [rattling] - Uh-oh. 228 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,805 No, I didn't say "Uh-oh." I said "Gotta go-o." 229 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,265 Gotta get back to work. Love you. Bye. 230 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,329 Did I just say "I love you" to my boss? 231 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,437 [loud rattling] 232 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,190 We better not have raccoons again. 233 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,817 [sighs] 234 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:09,901 I've hunted monsters. 235 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,504 - You think I'm afraid of a... - [screams] 236 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,862 [screams] 237 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,502 That's a dragon. I got to get rid of it before Karina Kowalski sees. 238 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,952 Or anyone, for that matter. 239 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,497 Where'd he go? 240 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,499 Oh! 241 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,503 Ugh, dang it! I'm gonna need help. 242 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,213 But it's got to be someone discreet. 243 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,840 Someone who could blend in. 244 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:35,218 Someone who could walk the halls of middle school without drawing attention. 245 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,429 Thorn Blazeheart, dragon hunter, at your service! 246 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:42,308 - [blows horn] - [shushes] 247 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,726 Could you be any louder? 248 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,410 Oh, you want the big horn? Well, that's in my van. I'll go get it. 249 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,525 No, no, no, no, no. Just go get the dragon, quietly. 250 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,777 - [school bell rings] - Well, that's no problem. 251 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,738 Old Thorn Blazeheart has a three part foolproof system. 252 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,407 I find them and I catch them... 253 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,367 You had me find them and catch them. 254 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,451 Good day, sir. 255 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,206 He didn't even let me get to the third part. 256 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,250 That's where I turn them into boots. 257 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,002 [cackling] 258 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,046 Gotta get Scorchy out of that locker. 259 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:17,051 Argh, of all the lockers, why'd he have to burn a hole in mine? 260 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,970 Oh, right. Because I put him in there. 261 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,185 I'm glad you came over. 262 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,603 Me, too. 263 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,814 You know, I was kind of nervous to start at a new school. 264 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,066 Thanks for making my first day a good one. 265 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,652 Oh, she is good. 266 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,487 This changeling is very good. 267 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,466 You know, if I didn't know better, 268 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,093 I'd think Karina is just some random girl 269 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,452 who actually likes Roman. 270 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,870 But we know better. 271 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,663 He's so lucky he has us. 272 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,669 Okay, while Karina is chatting up Roman, we'll run the changeling test on her. 273 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,421 And what exactly are these tests? 274 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:57,300 Well, for starters, whenever a changeling smells a Were Cat, they sneeze. 275 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,470 - Do you have a Were Cat? - Oh-ho, better! 276 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,096 Were Cat in a can. 277 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,932 All the stink. None of the shedding. 278 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,227 [video game sounds] 279 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:11,856 Do you smell that? 280 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:12,982 It's working. 281 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,486 It smells like a cat fell into a bowl of mushroom soup. 282 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,820 [sniffs] 283 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,573 Oh! That is a perfect description. 284 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,453 [sneezing] 285 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,997 Oh, I can't stop... [sneezes] 286 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,751 I can't... [sneezes] 287 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,419 stop... [sneezes] 288 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,879 - Sneezing? - [sneezes] 289 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,631 Yes. 290 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,051 - [sneezing] - Let's get you some fresh air. 291 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,638 - [Roman sneezes] - [door closes] 292 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,683 Stupid Roman sniffed up all the stink. 293 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,767 Time for phase two. 294 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,061 Another thing about changelings. 295 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,562 They don't show up in pictures. 296 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,439 Winter, go ask for a pic with Karina. 297 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,400 Or you ask for a pic and I'll take it. 298 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,277 I borrowed my mom's sweater without asking. 299 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,528 I do not need evidence. 300 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,407 Hey, guys, I had a great idea. 301 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,325 Let's get a pic with our new friend Karina. 302 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,702 Uh, right now? 303 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,079 On three. Everyone say, "Friendship." 304 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,914 One, two... 305 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:10,999 [Roman yells] 306 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,208 Friendship! 307 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,419 - [camera clicks] - Got it? Great. 308 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,338 I'm fine, by the way. 309 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,133 How is she in the picture? 310 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,759 Boy, this changeling is tricky. 311 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,678 And nailing her angles. 312 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,347 She's left me no choice. It's time for the 313 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,725 Spray Her With Mustard And Turn Her Into Ooze Test. 314 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,560 - That's where I... - Yeah, I got it. 315 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,104 [Billie] Hey, Karina! 316 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,355 [Karina gasps] 317 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,566 Billie! 318 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,859 How's it feel? Does it burn? 319 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,569 No, but it's gonna stain. 320 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,653 It didn't work. 321 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,196 Roman, I'm just gonna go home. 322 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,364 No, Karina, wait! 323 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,410 Billie, this is the worst thing you've ever done to me. 324 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,912 And you turned me into a baby two weeks ago. 325 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,922 Finally, everyone's gone home. 326 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,550 Gotta find Scorchy 327 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,261 before that Dragon Hunter turns him into boots. 328 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,680 [sighs] Scorchy, where are you? 329 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,849 Milo, what are you doing? 330 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,143 I've been circling the school like I'm at the airport. 331 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,978 - Come on, let's go. - I can't leave. 332 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,731 I... lost my retainer. 333 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,858 You don't wear a retainer. 334 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,401 Darn my perfect teeth. 335 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,196 Milo, what's going on? 336 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,739 [sighs] Fine. 337 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,240 When I went to that dragon's nest 338 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,659 with Billie, I took an egg and it hatched this morning. 339 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,745 So I brought it to school and it got loose 340 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,121 and Dad called a Dragon Hunter. 341 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,415 And that jerk's gonna take away my beautiful baby boy! 342 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,251 I knew you were doing something weird 343 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,628 in your closet this morning. 344 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,298 All right, let's find this dragon. 345 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,424 Thanks, Mom. 346 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,259 Also, I missed, like, four classes. 347 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,261 So I'm gonna need you to write a note. 348 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,430 [sighs] We should've let you get a dog. 349 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,684 Here, Scorchy, Scorchy, Scorchy. 350 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,020 Here, Scorchy, here... 351 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,900 It's your dragon, isn't it? 352 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,694 I should've let him get a dog. 353 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,533 I don't get it. 354 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,701 None of the changeling tests worked on Karina. 355 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,286 I guess I was wrong. 356 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:13,955 Unless... 357 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,790 No, forget it. It can't be that. 358 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,835 Can't be what? Maybe it is. You know it's got to be that. 359 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,629 Those changeling tests didn't work on Karina, 360 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,506 but they did work on Roman. 361 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,509 Roman. Of course! 362 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,052 The Were Cat made him sneeze. 363 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,929 He practically dove out of that picture. 364 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,347 And he freaked out when I sprayed 365 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,765 mustard all over Karina. 366 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,409 He thought you were gonna get it on him. 367 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,519 Exactly. Classic changeling. 368 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,355 Billie, why would you invite Karina over just to mess with her? 369 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,941 Are you jealous that a cooler girl than you showed up? 370 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,734 Did you just say she's cooler than me? 371 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,236 That's what I heard. 372 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,989 And Winter, why are you helping her? 373 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,574 You're supposed to be my friend. 374 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,200 Now, he's trying to sow dissension. 375 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,411 - What and huh? - Tear us apart. 376 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,829 Right! That's what they do. 377 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,999 I can't believe I thought Karina was the changeling. 378 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,709 Why would you think it was Karina? 379 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,252 Well, she really liked you. 380 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,379 - And she's so... - So what? 381 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,463 I don't wanna say it. 382 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,340 Why not? Tell him what you told me. 383 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,926 There's no way a girl that cool would ever be into Roman. 384 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,470 That's what you think. 385 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,056 - No, I just... - I just thought Karina liked you. 386 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,601 But Billie was like, "No, she's definitely the changeling." 387 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,477 - But now we know it's you. - What? 388 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,062 We know you're the changeling. 389 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,439 - Billie... - Stay back. 390 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,155 I'm not the changeling. 391 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,781 - He's coming for you. - No... 392 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,033 Don't come any closer. 393 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,534 What are you doing? 394 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,785 Banishing you. 395 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,584 - Stay back, changeling. - Billie, 396 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,668 if I were a changeling, 397 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,503 and could be anybody in the world, 398 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,963 you really think I'd pick somebody 399 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,089 whose this does this... 400 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,841 - [elbow clicking] - When he does this? 401 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,011 That is a good point. 402 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,388 Don't listen to him. He's just trying to confuse you. 403 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,140 Billie, please, I'm not the changeling. 404 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,433 Nice try. 405 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,936 Got any last words to say to Winter and I? 406 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,020 "Winter and me." 407 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,480 What? 408 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,441 Grammatically, it should be "Winter and me." 409 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,485 You're correcting my grammar now? 410 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,403 - Just blast him! - Right. 411 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,780 Well, Winter and me say goodbye. 412 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,864 Okay, really quick. 413 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,325 In this instance, it would be "Winter and I." 414 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,035 Would you just blast him already. 415 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,584 You missed. You never miss. 416 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,127 You're right. I never do. 417 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:26,837 [changeling gurgling] 418 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,714 It was Winter the whole time. 419 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:33,261 Yes, I am the changeling and I came to sow dissension. 420 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,097 - That means tear us apart. - I know what it means. 421 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,349 It took you long enough to figure it out. 422 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,645 I will destroy you and Roman. 423 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,730 Roman and you? 424 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,358 Grammatically both are correct but either way, not a fan. 425 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,030 I can't believe you brought a dragon to school 426 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,699 on your first day of sixth grade. 427 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,075 Really? You can't believe it? 428 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,119 'Cause it feels very on brand for Milo. 429 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,496 Dad, we have to find Scorchy 430 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,956 before that Dragon Hunter does. 431 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,333 Please. I've never loved anything so much. 432 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,626 It's like a piece of my heart 433 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,253 walking around outside my body. 434 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:11,007 Aw, that's what the cover of Milo's baby book says. 435 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,467 But buddy, Scorchy is a dragon. 436 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,136 He doesn't belong in the mortal world. 437 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,555 We need to let Mr. Blazeheart do his job. 438 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,557 But he's gonna turn Scorchy into boots. 439 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,434 [gasps] That's what he does? 440 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,145 And you hired this guy? Justin Russo! 441 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,522 I didn't know, okay? 442 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,524 Don't worry, I'll just tell him the job's off. 443 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,735 You can't call the job off. 444 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,153 You signed a contract. 445 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,071 But... you're not really gonna 446 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,157 turn a baby dragon into boots, are you? 447 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,118 - Nah, he's probably too little for boots. - [sighs in relief] 448 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,871 Make a heck of a belt, though. [laughs] 449 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,998 [both laugh] 450 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,375 We gotta find that dragon. 451 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,963 We have to catch that changeling 452 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,727 - and figure out why it's here. - Okay, uh, 453 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,776 one of us could distract it while the other blasts it. 454 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,053 - Oh great, I call blast. - Okay. What? No! 455 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,765 Hey, Winter. So you're a changeling. 456 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,558 That's cool. 457 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,519 Ah! Billie, it's got me. 458 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,064 Yeah, she's got me, too. 459 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,483 Did you know it could do this beam thing? 460 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,567 Obviously not. 461 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,031 Are you sure he's in here? 462 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,282 Only one way to find out. 463 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,700 [burps] 464 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,661 Excuse you. 465 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,120 [Scorchy burps] 466 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,330 Scorchy! 467 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,084 [Milo burps loudly] 468 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:29,835 [Scorchy burps] 469 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,839 Milo... 470 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,466 [Scorchy squeaks] 471 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,551 Oh, thank goodness! Scorchy, we found you. 472 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,178 Hands off my dragon! 473 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,014 Hey, that almost hit me. 474 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,349 That was a warning shot. 475 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,809 You leave my baby alone. 476 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,310 And my baby's baby. 477 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,897 Come on. Let's get Scorchy home. 478 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,857 Milo, Scorchy already has a home. 479 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,462 Think about it. How would you feel if Scorchy came into your bedroom, 480 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,797 scooped you up, and took you to live 481 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,905 with a family of dragons? 482 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,532 Dad, I know what you're trying to do, 483 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,034 but it's not working, because that sounds awesome. 484 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,495 Milo, Scorchy's a wild animal. 485 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,164 I know you love him. But he doesn't belong here. 486 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,875 [Scorchy coos] 487 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,460 You're right. 488 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,302 [sighs] Scorchy. 489 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,388 You're the best dragon a kid could ask for. 490 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,515 I really wish you could stay but 491 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,641 you have to go home, 492 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,101 where your mama can keep you safe. 493 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,185 [Scorchy squawks] 494 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,354 I know it's hard, but sometimes 495 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,523 you have to be brave and face your fears. 496 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,900 Think of it as an exciting new adventure. 497 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,361 Aw, I taught him that. 498 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,738 Argh, give me that dragon. 499 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,072 Did I say you could move? 500 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,198 No, ma'am, you did not. 501 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,244 Milo, it's time for Scorchy to go. 502 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,623 [sighs] I'll never forget you, Scorchy. 503 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,125 [chirps] 504 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,136 Well, now that we don't have a dragon in our school, 505 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,180 we will no longer need your services. 506 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,307 I suppose you don't. 507 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,475 But I'll be back. 508 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,728 Because you signed up for the Blazeheart Protection Plan. 509 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,898 [chuckles] I'll just stop by twice a year, check the traps. 510 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,149 Y'all have a great day now. 511 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,030 Milo. 512 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,233 That was a very grown up decision, letting Scorchy go. 513 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,202 I shouldn't have had him in the first place. I'm sorry. 514 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,412 Maybe it's time we talk about getting you a pet. 515 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,705 - Really? - Yeah. 516 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,600 In about a month, when you're done being grounded. 517 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,125 You brought a dragon to school. 518 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:39,965 Why are you doing this? 519 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,384 You Russos are too powerful together. 520 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,471 That's why I'm here, to turn you against each other, 521 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,057 to break you apart. 522 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,350 That's what he wants. 523 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,353 For Billy to be alone, unprotected. 524 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,230 Then no one can stand in his way. 525 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,481 Who's way? Who sent you? 526 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,565 Lord... 527 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,442 [changeling screams] 528 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,200 I did that! 529 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,409 Why'd you do that? 530 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,246 She was just about to tell me who was behind the plan. 531 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,414 Uh, you mean, thank you for saving our lives 532 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,416 with nothing but mustard and my wits. 533 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,003 Yeah. 534 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:19,964 That's what I meant. Thank you. 535 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,693 And hey, I'm sorry for thinking that you weren't cool enough for Karina. 536 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,718 Well... 537 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,762 Actually, she already texted me 538 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,389 to see if we can hang out tomorrow 539 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,391 as long as you're not there. 540 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,559 So if you think about it, 541 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,519 you're not cool enough for Karina. 542 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:36,647 I deserve that. 543 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,025 But how did you know I wasn't the changeling? 544 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,570 Only my annoying brother would use his last breath 545 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,696 to correct my grammar. 546 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,531 Aw, you called me your brother. 547 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,617 - I also called you annoying. - Heard it. Choosing to ignore it. 548 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,541 How'd the changeling pretend to be me? 549 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,042 You guys knew I was in Mexico. 550 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,627 - Of course, we did! - Totally! 551 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,546 You forgot I was in Mexico, didn't you? 552 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,089 - Of course, we did. - Totally. 553 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:05,384 If you forgot I was gone, who fed my cat? 554 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,970 I guess the changeling did. 555 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,597 That was nice. 556 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,808 I hope she did well on my math test. 557 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,727 Oh no, she did not. 558 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:15,853 She copied off of me.