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[Welcome theme playing]

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[Welcome theme ends]

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Welcome, welcome, welcome!

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Triple welcome.

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Basically, Welcome Three.

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Dubey, what's with all the drama?

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I was welcoming the Minister, sir.

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Ramprasad, what's up? All okay?

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- How's your party doing?
- All smooth.

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- Let's go get some tea.
- No, no tea.

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Hang on.

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You guys wait here.

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- I'll call you.
- Okay, Sir.

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Sinha, you're my only friend here.

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Since we were kids.

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- That's why I'm here to warn you.
- Yes.

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The opposition has its eyes
on businessmen like you

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who "forget" to pay taxes.

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- So?
- So what?

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Elections are in three months.

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If we come back to power,
you can chill.

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I'm on your side.

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But if they win,
even I can't save you.

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You're serious, right?

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Figure out a fix
for all your tax evasions.

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Otherwise...
you are definitely "coming out."

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Coming out of where?

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He'll first go in--

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For a very long time.

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Only then will he "come out."

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Take care.

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Think about it.

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Let's go.

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Dubey, this is serious.

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Call an emergency meeting.

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And get my daughter Jenny on board too.

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She's taken your jet to Paris.

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[suspenseful music]

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Ma'am.

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Oh Dad.

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Hi.

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Who is this?

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It's Jenny here.

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It's not the phone, it's my hair.

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I got it dyed blonde in London.

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<i>I've called an emergency meeting.</i>

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<i>I've called my CA, my lawyer,</i>

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<i>my accountant, everyone.</i>

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So get here fast.

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Are you making your will
in my name, Dad?

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Shut up and just get here.

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- Come on, baby. Let's go.
- [cat meows]

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So guys, here's the situation.

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I've got a tip from a very
special contact in the ministry.

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Who's this "special" contact, Dad?

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No, Jenny,

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I can't reveal his identity.

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You can't reveal his identity,

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but you can reveal his name.

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I just told you.

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You didn't say his name.

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I just said I cannot say his name.

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His name is Mr. Secret.

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Jenny, please.

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Where were we?

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I was in Kanpur yesterday...

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for a hernia surgery.
That's why I missed my flight.

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I'm very sorry.

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Where was I?

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On "You can't reveal his identity."

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Yes, I can't reveal Ramprasad's...

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[grits teeth angrily]

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- What did I do?
- Jenny!

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[sips tea]

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So, guys, to get out of
this tax mess,

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we have to start a new business
where we officially show losses.

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Then we'll use those losses
to wipe out our old profits.

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Ideas. Come on, give me ideas.

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Let's start a heater factory

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for a super-hot place like Chennai.

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No one will buy it.

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Loss, loss, loss.

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Shut up!
Shut up!

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Dad, we'll build a 10-storey
buildings all over India,

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and put petrol pumps
on the 10th floor.

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No one will come.

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This is a stupid idea.

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All this will take years.

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We need something
we can start right now.

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[sips tea]

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Dubey... are you going
to keep slurping tea,

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or say something useful?

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In my view, sir,
you should make a film.

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What rubbish.

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Films are making crores these days.

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Like Dhurandhar.

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They do...

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but only the good ones.

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Made with real hard work.

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You have so many factories.

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You own the biggest jewellery store
in Dubai, Kanz.

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All that was built
with hard work and effort.

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In the same way,
we'll make a terrible film

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that definitely flops.

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The income tax guys will be
stunned into silence.

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[silence]

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Dad, why does Dubey keep
losing his voice?

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When he was born, he was so dark,

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his father couldn't tell if it was
a baby or a lump of coal.

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He tried to strangle him.

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That's so sad.

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We'll show massive losses.

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Then we don't have
to fear the tax guys.

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Dubey...
imagine we make a film to flop,

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and somehow it becomes a hit?

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- No way that's happening.
- Why not?

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Because we won't cast mega-stars,

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we'll only cast background extras.

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How?

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Flop hero. Flop villain. Flop script.

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Flop technicians. Flop directors.

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And we'll blow up the budget.

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If they ask for a lakh,
we'll pay them in crores.

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If they ask for a crore,
we'll give them a hundred crore.

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That's it.

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- Dubey...
- Yes?

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Don't waste time.

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Find me a director
who can sink my ship.

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- Just like...
- Titanic?

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Yes.

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I do know such directors.

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They are too big
even for Hollywood.

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Not one... but two directors.

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Ready.
Roll cameras.

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Action!

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And Rolling…

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This will be our first reel
that actually hits golden jubilee.

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[phone rings]

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Sorry, sorry... sorry.

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Who is it?

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Some Dubey is calling.

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Hello?

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Yes, okay.

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All right, done!

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What happened, Das?

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We just landed a brand-new
feature film to direct.

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My friend...

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Let him in too.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome!

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Meet our directors

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Dev and Das.

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Hi.

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And this is our cameraman, Nainsukh.

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Hello.
Hello.

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Why does he have a thick lens
in just one eye?

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Because he can't see properly
with that eye.

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Then why not in the other one?

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No point.
He can't see at all with that eye.

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And his name is Nainsukh?

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Why do you even hire
a cameraman like this?

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- What can we do?
- We'll fire him if you want.

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You two want to fire me?

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I'll make your video go viral.

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He's really focused.
His eyesight is fine.

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What are you doing, Mr. Sinha?

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We need people like him.

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All right, fine.
Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Who is it?

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Who's calling?

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Romeo bhai.

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Cut it. Hang up.

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How many films have you two made?

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Fourteen, sir.

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Out of their fourteen films,
fourteen were flops.

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And yet they are busy.

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I don't understand.

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I'll explain.

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There are two kinds of men
in this world.

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Those who can grow a beard

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and those who can't.

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- And...?
- And what?

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You said, those who can grow a beard

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and those who can't.

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- Exactly.
- What is that about?

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Those who can grow
a beard has two choices.

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They can either grow it
or shave it off.

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But those who can't grow
a beard has no such choice.

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They can neither grow it nor shave it.

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Brilliant.

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The whole industry
knows he's the real deal.

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This is ridiculous.

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Thank you.

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Fine, I have a question.

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How much does it take
to make a good film?

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At least twenty thousand.

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But our budget...
is not twenty thousand.

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It's two thousand.

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Two thousand?

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You live like royalty,
and your budget is just two grand?

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Take it, take it, take it.

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Okay, Okay…

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But with only two thousand rupees,
the movie will be a--

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Excuse me!

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It's not two thousand rupees.

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It's two thousand crore.

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Two thousand crore rupees!

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Two thousand crore?

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Are you two serious about this?

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Look... people couldn't see
what I saw in your films.

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The second half of our film?

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No, I mean your hidden talents.

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With two thousand crore
we can hire Tom Cruise.

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The real one,
not Tom D'Souza from Santacruz.

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Since we're on the
topic of Tom Cruise...

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which is Tom Cruise's biggest hit film?

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Mission Impossible!

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And the director's name?

219
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Puzzled?
You don't know the director's name.

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That's what I saw in you two.

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You can make stars out
of complete nobodies and...

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[silence]

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What happened to his voice?
I can't hear anything.

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It happens with him. When he
gets too excited, his voice just...

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The audience will cheer only one name:
Dev-Das.

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- [applause]
- Very nice. Very nice.

227
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There's just one more
thing I need to ask.

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Do you guys have a script?

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I've got this sure-shot
blockbuster plot.

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About a village deep in the jungle.

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Brave Indian soldiers go there

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and rescue the villagers
from deadly terrorists.

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What's the title?

234
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The title is... "Welcome to the Jungle."

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[hums the Welcome theme]

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Sign a flop hero fast and lock him in.

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I know just the guy...

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He was a top star once,
but now he's a complete flop.

239
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Really?

240
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These days, he's doing Bhojpuri films

241
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as an item boy...

242
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from slogging it out
to scrubbing it out.

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- One... Two ...Three... Four.
- <i>Scrub. Scrub.</i>

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<i>Scrub. Scrub.</i>

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Hello.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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I'm Benny.

248
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- Broker?
- No, Rajeev sir's manager.

249
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<i>♪ Scrub, scrub… ♪</i>

250
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<i>♪ Scrub, scrub… ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With a soap, my love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My love... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My love... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Scrub, scrub… ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You grind my heart like ♪
♪ A millstone in your arms ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sting on the lips like a bee ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come closer, naughty girl ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I grind your heart like ♪
♪ A millstone in my arms ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sting on the lips like a bee ♪</i>

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<i>♪ After luring me ♪
♪ With your sweet temptations ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't walk away now, my love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My heart's fallen- ♪</i>

263
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,375
<i>♪ It has fallen, sweetheart ♪</i>

264
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:04,666
<i>♪ My heart's fallen for a playboy ♪</i>

265
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,916
<i>♪ I'll scrub him clean with soap ♪</i>

266
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:11,499
<i>♪ To a playboy you've lost your heart ♪</i>

267
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,749
<i>♪ You'll scrub him clean with soap ♪</i>

268
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:18,374
<i>♪ To a playboy you've lost your heart ♪</i>

269
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:21,832
<i>♪ You'll scrub him clean with soap ♪</i>

270
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,333
<i>♪ Will you make me shine? ♪</i>

271
00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:35,041
Bhojpuri beats Hollywood any day!

272
00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:36,499
But which one is Rajeev?

273
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,416
The one with the beard.

274
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,749
<i>♪ She kneads my back with her feet ♪</i>

275
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:44,249
<i>♪ Kneads my back with her feet ♪</i>

276
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:47,874
<i>♪ She lathers my hair with her hands ♪</i>

277
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:51,249
<i>♪ And scrubs me with all her charms ♪</i>

278
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,082
<i>♪ Scrub, scrub… ♪</i>

279
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,749
<i>♪ Keep scrubbing, my love ♪</i>

280
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,207
<i>♪ She kneads my back with her feet ♪</i>

281
00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:01,582
<i>♪ Kneads my back with her feet ♪</i>

282
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:04,958
<i>♪ It's pure bliss ♪
♪ When she nudges me with her elbow ♪</i>

283
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:08,499
<i>♪ Her youthful charm is overflowing ♪</i>

284
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:12,207
<i>♪ After luring me ♪
♪ With your sweet temptations ♪</i>

285
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,749
<i>♪ Don't walk away now, my love ♪</i>

286
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,916
<i>♪ My heart's fallen- ♪</i>

287
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:19,166
<i>♪ It has fallen, sweetheart ♪</i>

288
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:20,458
[phone rings]

289
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,582
Hello.

290
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,750
Go on, Dubey. Did you see our hero?

291
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,916
I saw the hero and I saw his dance.

292
00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:28,707
Like you said, Mr. Sinha...

293
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,500
if we cast Rajeev, we'll lose 500 crore.

294
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,458
But you were wrong.

295
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,333
What nonsense!

296
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,583
We'll lose more than 1000 crore.

297
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:38,750
[laughs]

298
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,542
He's a total playboy.

299
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:42,792
He's scrubbing so hard,

300
00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:44,417
he'll scrub us clean too.

301
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:48,207
<i>♪ My heart's fallen for a playboy ♪</i>

302
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:51,499
<i>♪ I'll scrub him clean with soap ♪</i>

303
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,667
<i>♪ To a playboy you've lost your heart ♪</i>

304
00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:58,582
<i>♪ You'll scrub him clean with soap ♪</i>

305
00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,041
<i>♪ Will you make me shine? ♪</i>

306
00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:02,167
- Cut!
- Very nice.

307
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,582
It was really nice working with you.

308
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,707
Same here. Can I keep the towel?

309
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:06,917
Of course.

310
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,167
Don't smell it. It's drenched in sweat.

311
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,625
Here you go.

312
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:12,541
Such a thin bundle?

313
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:13,917
Do you want the whole bank?

314
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,667
Brother, Dev-Das are waiting outside.

315
00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:19,833
Alcoholics?

316
00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:22,333
No... Dev and Das are two directors.

317
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,374
- Like Abbas-Mastan.
- Right.

318
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:25,541
They're waiting by the pool.

319
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,208
Whatever story they pitch, just nod yes.

320
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,125
Absolutely. Let's go.

321
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,499
Hold on, brother.

322
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,208
Take off this wig and beard first.

323
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,375
Our luck is about to shine.

324
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,083
[mystical music playing]

325
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:38,499
That's brilliant.

326
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,416
What happens next?

327
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:40,667
Now enters...

328
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:43,083
Major Baljeet Chaudhary.

329
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,750
A brave soldier of the Indian Army.

330
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,042
He's a legend.

331
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,667
He sets out with his squad to

332
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:53,166
- save the villagers from the terrorists.
- [snoring]

333
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:55,583
He reaches the village
with his entire team...

334
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:59,582
the action kicks in,
and he saves the villagers!

335
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,708
He fell asleep.

336
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:02,749
- [snoring]
- Sleeping?

337
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,625
[comic music]

338
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,292
What happened?

339
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,875
Brother...

340
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,292
[thud]

341
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,750
- As usual...
- [snoring]

342
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,166
Deep thinking.

343
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,957
Who thinks like this?

344
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:20,499
Whenever brother hears a good story,

345
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,375
he goes into deep thinking.

346
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:23,667
Let him think.

347
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:24,958
We'll wait for him over there.

348
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:25,958
All right, let's go.

349
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,458
- Hey, not that way.
- There's water on that side.

350
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:29,542
Okay.

351
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,249
So, while my brother is deep thinking,

352
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:34,957
what other highlights
does your film have, Dev-Das.

353
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:35,874
I'll explain-

354
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,000
Leave it.

355
00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:38,375
You explain.

356
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:42,667
We've got a sweet romantic track
for Rajeev in this film.

357
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,041
A romantic track for brother?

358
00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:45,167
Fully entertaining.

359
00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:47,333
Brother won't do your film
if there's romance.

360
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,292
What's the problem?
What's the issue?

361
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,958
Five years ago, brother fell in love.

362
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,083
And then they broke up.

363
00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:54,332
Nadia.

364
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,208
Her name was Nadia Daruwala.

365
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,625
Guys, she's one of the top actresses now.

366
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,458
Five years ago,
even my brother was at the top.

367
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,958
And whenever these two came
on screen together,

368
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:05,792
they just set it on fire.

369
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:16,499
<i>♪ Bring the base back! ♪</i>

370
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,957
<i>♪ Say you wanna wanna… ♪
♪ Say you wanna love ♪</i>

371
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,541
<i>♪ Say you wanna wanna ♪
♪ Love me, baby ♪</i>

372
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,124
<i>♪ Say you wanna wanna ♪
♪ Say you wanna love ♪</i>

373
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,749
<i>♪ Say you gotta gotta ♪
♪ Say you gotta know me ♪</i>

374
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,124
<i>♪ Woman, if you're looking at me ♪</i>

375
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,332
<i>♪ I too will come discover ♪</i>

376
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,874
<i>♪ I am not about any other player ♪</i>

377
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:31,957
<i>♪ Tell her, tell her ♪</i>

378
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,249
<i>♪ Gimme just a one minute ♪</i>

379
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,457
<i>♪ Girl, don't you make a difference ♪</i>

380
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:35,957
<i>♪ And you will see that I a truth sayer ♪</i>

381
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,125
<i>♪ Pick up, pick up ♪</i>

382
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:48,208
<i>♪ That tall... ♪</i>

383
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,208
<i>♪ And then your stunning... ♪</i>

384
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,374
<i>♪ Sweetheart ♪</i>

385
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,958
<i>♪ That tall, towering frame ♪</i>

386
00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:01,792
<i>♪ And then you're stunning ♪
♪ Beyond compare ♪</i>

387
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:03,832
<i>♪ That tall, towering frame ♪</i>

388
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,042
<i>♪ And then you're ♪
♪ Stunning beyond compare ♪</i>

389
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,125
<i>♪ Your body dazzles and shines ♪</i>

390
00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:12,875
<i>♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪</i>

391
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:19,667
<i>♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪</i>

392
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:21,874
<i>♪ Eyes always on you ♪</i>

393
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,249
<i>♪ Can't look away from this view ♪</i>

394
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,499
<i>♪ Eyes always on you ♪</i>

395
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,749
<i>♪ Can't look away from this view ♪</i>

396
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:29,083
<i>♪ Every glance steals a sigh ♪</i>

397
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,125
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

398
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,875
<i>♪ You're the one I'm crazy about ♪</i>

399
00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:40,333
<i>♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪</i>

400
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:42,666
<i>♪ Enough with the praise ♪</i>

401
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:46,125
<i>♪ I'm always afraid you'll fall in love ♪</i>

402
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,791
<i>♪ Don't keep staring at me ♪</i>

403
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,124
<i>♪ My heart skips a beat ♪</i>

404
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,000
<i>♪ I could be falling for you too ♪</i>

405
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:54,500
<i>♪ Your hair is where the night falls ♪</i>

406
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,166
<i>♪ Even your eyes speak in whispers ♪</i>

407
00:18:57,167 --> 00:19:02,167
<i>♪ My love... shower your love on me ♪</i>

408
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,167
<i>♪ You're one of a kind... ♪</i>

409
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,500
<i>♪ My heart's fallen for you ♪</i>

410
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,707
<i>♪ You're one of a kind... ♪</i>

411
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:19,999
<i>♪ My heart's fallen for you ♪</i>

412
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,249
<i>♪ You're one of a kind... ♪</i>

413
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,541
<i>♪ My heart's fallen for you ♪</i>

414
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:26,125
<i>♪ Can't live a moment without you ♪</i>

415
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,583
<i>♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪</i>

416
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:36,292
<i>♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪</i>

417
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:37,957
<i>♪ Bring it back now! ♪</i>

418
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,917
<i>♪ You glow like the moon ♪</i>

419
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,750
<i>♪ Twinkling with every move ♪</i>

420
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,417
<i>♪ You glow like the moon ♪</i>

421
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:49,667
<i>♪ You're my king and I'm your queen ♪</i>

422
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:53,833
<i>♪ That's why I'm the one ♪
♪ You're crazy for ♪</i>

423
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:59,917
<i>♪ I'm the one you're crazy for ♪</i>

424
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:01,583
<i>♪ Bring it back now! ♪</i>

425
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,500
<i>♪ That's right ♪
♪ That's right ♪</i>

426
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:17,833
<i>♪ I'm the one you're crazy for ♪</i>

427
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,875
With each hit film,
their love kept growing.

428
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,458
But then came a problem.

429
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,582
Nadia was already in my brother's life.

430
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,416
But another heroine,
Dia, walked into it.

431
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:28,792
Hi, Rajeev.

432
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,000
Finally, we're alone.

433
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,250
Close the door.

434
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:36,624
Close the door,

435
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:37,708
after you leave.

436
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,417
Please.

437
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:44,042
<i>Dia couldn't take
that insult lying down.</i>

438
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:47,000
<i>That night, Hindustan Times
was hosting a party.</i>

439
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,958
- Rajeev...
- Hmm.

440
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,167
I have to go.

441
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,542
<i>The song was slow,
but Nadia had to rush.</i>

442
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,708
<i>Nadia left.</i>

443
00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,833
<i>Here, she took off the mask
and exited,</i>

444
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,000
<i>and over there, Dia walked in.</i>

445
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,792
<i>Dia put on Nadia's mask</i>

446
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:06,708
<i>and crept up to my brother,
using the darkness to her advantage.</i>

447
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,250
<i>My brother thought Nadia was back...</i>

448
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,666
<i>and he kissed Dia.</i>

449
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,000
[kissing]

450
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:15,542
<i>Nadia came back...</i>

451
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,833
<i>and saw exactly
what Dia wanted her to see.</i>

452
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:21,000
<i>Brother walked straight into Dia's trap.</i>

453
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,082
I've closed all your doors, darling.

454
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,208
[kissing]

455
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:28,958
<i>Brother was lucky, Nadia's aim was off.</i>

456
00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,249
<i>Otherwise, that champagne bottle
that hit the glass</i>

457
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,958
<i>could have shattered
my brother's skull.</i>

458
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:34,917
[glass shatters]

459
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,458
Then my brother and Nadia broke up.

460
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:43,083
Later, my brother used all his money
to produce a romantic film.

461
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,750
What was the film called?

462
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:47,167
"Dil Dia Na Dia!"

463
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:48,958
That was a total flop.

464
00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:50,625
Which film was a total flop?

465
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:51,916
It was...

466
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:53,416
Brother has woken up from deep thinking.

467
00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:54,916
Just a minute.
Brother...

468
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,375
It was his film.

469
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,542
What are you doing?

470
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,333
You haven't landed
a single film in five years,

471
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:02,292
and I haven't earned
a single rupee in commission.

472
00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:04,582
Your luck finally wakes up,

473
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,082
and you fall asleep
during the narration.

474
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,124
What else did you expect me to do?

475
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,291
It was a pathetic story.

476
00:22:09,292 --> 00:22:10,750
And I don't want to play an army man.

477
00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:11,916
Just look at me.

478
00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:13,125
I don't think they
have any money either.

479
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:14,999
- I'll talk to them.
- Go ahead.

480
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:15,833
Yes

481
00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:17,583
Guys, come here.

482
00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:21,249
In my brother's opinion,
the story is still weak,

483
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,416
not solid at all.

484
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:23,250
Yes

485
00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:26,832
But the good news is,
he's ready to do your film.

486
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,791
Oh wow!

487
00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:29,333
Thank you, thank you, sir.

488
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:30,708
[laughter]

489
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,417
So, who's going to talk money?

490
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:33,833
You do it.

491
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:35,750
So... what's the rate?

492
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:38,292
Is he buying groceries?

493
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,208
That's not what I meant.

494
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:41,917
What would be your remuneration?

495
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:43,333
Money.

496
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:49,417
[heartbeat]

497
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:50,625
Fifty...

498
00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:53,417
Fifty crores?

499
00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:54,583
Done.

500
00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:56,583
[exciting music]

501
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,417
You were going to say fifty lakhs?

502
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:00,875
- Thousand.
- Congratulations.

503
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,291
Dad will be so happy.

504
00:23:02,292 --> 00:23:03,583
Very happy.

505
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,750
[laughter]

506
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,000
Yes... but that's
just the signing amount.

507
00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,875
Fifty before the film starts.

508
00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:12,292
Another fifty crores?

509
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,499
- Done. Done.
- Done.

510
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,499
[laughter]

511
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,667
Done. Done.

512
00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:19,292
Let me finish.

513
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:23,125
Another fifty before we finish shooting.

514
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:26,000
You mean fifty plus fifty plus fifty...

515
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:27,375
that's one hundred and fifty.

516
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:30,000
- Are you okay with that?
- Absolutely. Sit down.

517
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:31,750
[whooshing]

518
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,833
Oh, this is...

519
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:35,708
- Brother?
- Yes.

520
00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:37,291
Can you hear anything?

521
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,291
No.

522
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:39,583
How did he lose his voice?

523
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,582
Who cares.

524
00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:43,583
Let him lose his voice,
but we can't lose this deal.

525
00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,917
Hold on, hold on. Let me speak.

526
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:47,457
I'm the producer's daughter.

527
00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:50,208
Fifty, fifty,
fifty-two hundred, done.

528
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:52,749
- Two hundred.
- Two hundred. Two hundred.

529
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:54,167
Get up now, you dog.

530
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,166
- Congratulations!
- Congratulations!

531
00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,750
- Thank you, thank you.
- Yes. It's done. Come here, Chotu.

532
00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:00,625
[Welcome theme playing]

533
00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:02,417
<i>♪ Welcome ♪</i>

534
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,374
<i>♪ To the jungle welcome ♪</i>

535
00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:05,291
<i>♪ Welcome ♪</i>

536
00:24:05,292 --> 00:24:06,957
<i>♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪</i>

537
00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:07,916
<i>♪ Welcome ♪</i>

538
00:24:07,917 --> 00:24:09,541
<i>♪ To the party, come welcome ♪</i>

539
00:24:09,542 --> 00:24:12,042
<i>♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪</i>

540
00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:18,375
[Welcome theme ends]

541
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:24,000
[yawns]

542
00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:26,042
[phone rings]

543
00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:27,083
Who's calling?

544
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,917
Romeo Bhai's.

545
00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,417
- Cut it.
- Damn.

546
00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:34,375
Calling during my chill time...

547
00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:35,875
[text notification]

548
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,000
[eerie music]

549
00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,125
Whose text is it?

550
00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:39,416
Romeo bhai's.

551
00:24:39,417 --> 00:24:40,375
What does it say?

552
00:24:41,292 --> 00:24:42,333
"You're dead."

553
00:24:42,542 --> 00:24:43,708
[text notification]

554
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:44,833
Whose text is it?

555
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:46,292
Romeo bhai's.

556
00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:47,416
What does it say?

557
00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:48,333
"You're also dead."

558
00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:51,375
[phone ringing]

559
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,625
[Romeo] Hey,
Smallpox, you hung up on me.

560
00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:54,917
Give the phone to Das.

561
00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,791
Hey, loser, getting too cocky, huh?

562
00:24:58,792 --> 00:24:59,833
Romeo bhai...

563
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,499
How can we hear you
without picking up your call?

564
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,166
Put it to your ear.

565
00:25:05,167 --> 00:25:06,292
Where are you?

566
00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:08,667
Behind you.

567
00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:12,042
- Romeo bhai?
- Put the phone to your ear.

568
00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:16,208
You guys weren't lifting my calls.

569
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:19,792
Now these boys will lift you.

570
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:21,458
Give them a lift.

571
00:25:22,417 --> 00:25:24,583
[action music]

572
00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:27,374
There is no GPS, so how will we go?

573
00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:28,667
Can't see anything.

574
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,625
- [suspenseful music]
- [helicopter whirring]

575
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,958
[suspenseful music continues]

576
00:25:46,292 --> 00:25:47,707
Meet Yeda Anna.

577
00:25:47,708 --> 00:25:49,208
He's permanently out of control.

578
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:51,250
Do you know
what his brother used to say?

579
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:52,625
"Control."

580
00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:54,417
"Control, Uday."

581
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:56,207
And that's Romeo.

582
00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:57,124
Shortest fuse in the business...

583
00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:59,917
but he learnt how to add colour
to life from his brother.

584
00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:01,333
Majnu bhai.

585
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:06,457
Their whole business is running
their brothers' business in India.

586
00:26:06,458 --> 00:26:09,792
Ransom, land-grabbing, extortion.

587
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,792
[donkey screeching]

588
00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:16,292
That's Majnu bhai's painting.

589
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:18,500
Brings back memories.

590
00:26:19,417 --> 00:26:21,458
You call that a painting?

591
00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:22,958
A donkey sitting on a horse.

592
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,333
Let me show you my painting.

593
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:25,375
Bring it.

594
00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:27,708
This is what you call a painting.

595
00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:29,291
Masterpiece.

596
00:26:29,292 --> 00:26:31,042
A horse sitting on a donkey.

597
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:32,625
Different concept.

598
00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:35,041
Never seen a sequel
in painting before.

599
00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:36,624
- Yes...
- And look at the detailing.

600
00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:38,582
Brilliant... look at the cuts, Anna.

601
00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:40,832
Wise guy, that reminds me.

602
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,249
You were cutting his calls,
weren't you?

603
00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:43,750
No, no...

604
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:44,791
No...

605
00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:45,791
You two didn't cut the call.

606
00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:48,041
Fine, let's talk about that.

607
00:26:48,042 --> 00:26:48,957
About what?

608
00:26:48,958 --> 00:26:52,333
That black thing you always carry.

609
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,167
Him?

610
00:26:55,542 --> 00:26:58,708
No... the thing you put on your ear.

611
00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:00,416
- Earrings.
- Not earrings.

612
00:27:00,417 --> 00:27:03,542
We'll lose our memory trying to jog his.

613
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:04,624
Hey...

614
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,249
Last night you ordered food.

615
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,166
How did you do it?

616
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,624
One slap across the face
and food was delivered.

617
00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:10,667
No, no...

618
00:27:10,792 --> 00:27:13,624
We always do this.
We do this and then this.

619
00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:15,957
- Phone, Anna.
- Exactly.

620
00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:17,041
No one understands me.

621
00:27:17,042 --> 00:27:18,957
You cut his phone, wise guy.
Now pick up your phone.

622
00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:20,332
- Whose phone is ringing?
- Your phone's ringing.

623
00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:21,792
- Pick it up.
- Come on.

624
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,542
Anna... isn't it weird?

625
00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,791
Talking on the phone
when we're right here.

626
00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:29,082
Not weird at all. Carry on.

627
00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,083
Hey, Smallpox,

628
00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:32,083
why's your phone down?
Put it to your ear.

629
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,042
Can you hear me?

630
00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:34,832
I can hear you right here, bhai.

631
00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:36,167
Soon you'll hear me even louder.

632
00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:38,208
Only one bar.

633
00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:39,750
My phone's battery is low.

634
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,167
Is it?

635
00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:42,499
Mine's got four.
Now talk.

636
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,833
Why is your phone down again?

637
00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:46,083
Where's our money?

638
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,083
Hello?

639
00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:50,666
Network issue, bhai.

640
00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:53,667
- Come here, come here.
- Yes, bhai.

641
00:27:54,417 --> 00:27:56,042
You'll get full network here.

642
00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:57,625
You'll hear everything.

643
00:27:58,042 --> 00:27:58,957
Where's our money?

644
00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:02,291
Technically,
you should be paying us, bhai.

645
00:28:02,292 --> 00:28:04,208
Not the other way round.

646
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:05,500
Why are you crying?

647
00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:07,292
Trying to con Yeda Anna?

648
00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:10,249
Who calls so many times
for 2.5 lakh rupees?

649
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:11,582
It's not about 2.5 lakhs.

650
00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:14,124
We burn that much just
on helicopter fuel.

651
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,791
It's about reputation, got it?

652
00:28:15,792 --> 00:28:17,667
Uday bhai and Majnu bhai's reputation.

653
00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:19,707
Their reputation
is worth only 2.5 lakhs?

654
00:28:19,708 --> 00:28:22,541
You're lucky we're talking on the phone.

655
00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:24,125
If we were face-to-face,
I'd have rearranged your face.

656
00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:26,582
You're right.
I got lucky because of the phone.

657
00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:27,499
You're right.

658
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,667
We're going to make millions, bhai.

659
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,667
We're making a big film.
Try to understand.

660
00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:34,875
We're giving a chance to new artists.

661
00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:37,167
- Bhai...
- Anna, can we talk in private?

662
00:28:37,292 --> 00:28:39,458
Anna, they're making a film.

663
00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:41,375
And giving a chance to newcomers.

664
00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:43,457
We should be the heroes of this film.

665
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:45,125
- Me too.
- Hundred percent.

666
00:28:47,167 --> 00:28:50,167
Why are you two smiling?

667
00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:52,917
Put your phones away.
We don't want your money.

668
00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,083
Then what do you want?

669
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:55,332
The same thing you want.

670
00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,291
What do we want?

671
00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:57,958
The same thing your film wants.

672
00:28:58,083 --> 00:28:59,042
What does the film want?

673
00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:01,417
Fresh, talented artists.

674
00:29:01,542 --> 00:29:02,958
New artists?

675
00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:05,625
- Where are they?
- Right in front of you.

676
00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:08,291
All I see is a horse and a donkey.

677
00:29:08,292 --> 00:29:10,208
[donkey brays]

678
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,708
- Why, you...
- Take aim, boys.

679
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:15,417
By artists, I mean... us.
I mean us.

680
00:29:15,792 --> 00:29:19,541
Oh, Dev, what a face!

681
00:29:19,542 --> 00:29:21,292
What a personality!

682
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,041
- Wonderful.
- Yeah.

683
00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:25,042
But I've got one request.

684
00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:28,666
No one should find out you two are dons.

685
00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:31,124
Otherwise the rest
of the cast will get scared.

686
00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:32,249
Don't worry at all.

687
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,792
We'll act so well,
no one will even know we're acting.

688
00:29:36,292 --> 00:29:38,957
Even if we scream at you,
don't mind it.

689
00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:40,457
Take your phones out.
Take your phones out.

690
00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:42,832
But everything's sorted now.

691
00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:45,749
Take a selfie with the future stars.

692
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:46,666
- Yeah, right.
- Selfie.

693
00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:47,625
Don't be scared.

694
00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:49,125
[camera shutter clicking]

695
00:29:50,292 --> 00:29:51,875
Fifty crores signing amount!

696
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,375
Now that's what I call destiny.

697
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:56,500
Why are you doing this flop
producer's film in a fake wig?

698
00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:57,792
Let it be.

699
00:29:58,125 --> 00:30:01,083
If my luck's finally shining,
why should I eclipse his?

700
00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:04,083
Maybe his luck will shine too
if I finish his film.

701
00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:07,333
It's all written in destiny.

702
00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:12,125
Destiny is what snatched me
from my father years ago.

703
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,291
Major Vishwajeet Raj Kohli.

704
00:30:15,292 --> 00:30:16,374
[emotional music]

705
00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:21,042
One day, my father went on a mission
for India and vanished.

706
00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:23,750
He's been missing in action
for fifteen years.

707
00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:25,708
No one knows
what happened to him.

708
00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:28,375
Let's bury the past.
What's the latest?

709
00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:30,917
I forgot to tell you something, brother.

710
00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:33,625
Dev-Das have signed two more heroes.

711
00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,375
Anna and Romeo.

712
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,541
And you're telling me this now?

713
00:30:37,542 --> 00:30:38,625
I just found out.

714
00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:39,708
Call him!

715
00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:42,625
[phone rings]

716
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:44,542
Yes, Rajeev.

717
00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:46,708
You said I was the solo hero.

718
00:30:46,833 --> 00:30:47,750
Who are the other two?

719
00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:50,042
They're just fillers, Rajeev.

720
00:30:50,292 --> 00:30:51,500
Just dogs.

721
00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:52,958
You're the elephant.

722
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:54,667
Say that again.

723
00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:55,625
All right.

724
00:30:56,042 --> 00:30:57,041
You're the elephant,

725
00:30:57,042 --> 00:30:59,625
they're the dogs barking
behind you.

726
00:31:01,042 --> 00:31:02,416
They're just dogs.

727
00:31:02,417 --> 00:31:03,958
[phone rings]

728
00:31:04,167 --> 00:31:05,417
Romeo bhai.

729
00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:08,582
Hello.

730
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,083
Hey, Miniature.

731
00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:14,124
Heard you signed some actor called
Rajeev as hero.

732
00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:16,958
He's your dog.
You're the elephant.

733
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,292
[laughter]

734
00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:19,667
All right, all right.

735
00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:21,583
Just a dog.

736
00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:24,500
[inspirational music]

737
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:25,833
Welcome, Minister sir.

738
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,542
Since you came,
everything's been a mess

739
00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:28,500
Blessing.

740
00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,292
Sorry, I meant a blessing.

741
00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:32,417
Thakur has assembled an army of idiots.

742
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:33,750
[laughing]

743
00:31:34,167 --> 00:31:36,958
[intriguing music]

744
00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:40,583
Hi.

745
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:44,375
Hello.

746
00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:47,208
Why don't you sign
my daughter as the heroine?

747
00:31:47,667 --> 00:31:50,708
If she's in the film, it'll surely flop.

748
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:53,374
Jenny as the heroine.
Great idea.

749
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:54,458
Super Hit.

750
00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:55,625
Oh Dubey!

751
00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,250
Me? A heroine?

752
00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:59,083
I am that talented.

753
00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:01,083
Das, she's our heroine.

754
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,458
Go, narrate her the scene.

755
00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:05,042
Please, please, please.

756
00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,708
- Go narrate it to her.
- You see...

757
00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:09,958
Let's go over there.
The other artists are waiting.

758
00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:10,917
- Okay, let's go.
- Come.

759
00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:13,917
[upbeat music]

760
00:32:19,792 --> 00:32:20,917
They have come.

761
00:32:21,292 --> 00:32:22,458
- Rajeev?
- [camera shutters clicking]

762
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,958
Did you send money
to the paparazzi?

763
00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:27,375
Yes, to every single one.

764
00:32:27,667 --> 00:32:30,750
[Welcome theme playing]

765
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,250
<i>♪ Welcome ♪</i>

766
00:32:34,792 --> 00:32:36,083
Our hero Rajeev.

767
00:32:36,417 --> 00:32:39,707
You guys... how do you always
know where to pop up?

768
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,041
Sir, you called us.

769
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:41,957
Yeah...

770
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,957
These fools take my money
and expose me.

771
00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:44,833
I won't spare them.

772
00:32:44,958 --> 00:32:47,375
Why did you invite
so many paparazzi?

773
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,708
Meet our producer, Mr. Sinha.

774
00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:51,124
Pleasure.

775
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,458
- Meet my friend, the Minister.
- Okay.

776
00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:54,708
Ramprasad.

777
00:32:55,417 --> 00:32:57,250
And look...
our other heroes are here too.

778
00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,208
Other heroes?

779
00:32:59,625 --> 00:33:03,375
[suspenseful music]

780
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:06,250
You said I was the solo hero.

781
00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:08,083
They're dogs. I told you.

782
00:33:08,417 --> 00:33:09,333
Dogs.

783
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:13,458
[suspenseful music continues]

784
00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:15,250
Isn't that him?

785
00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:18,332
Yes, man's best friend.

786
00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:20,333
- Dog.
- Rascal.

787
00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:25,000
[suspenseful music continues]

788
00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:27,957
- Hi, how are you?
- Hello.

789
00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:28,957
Who is it?

790
00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:31,542
Hello. Hello.

791
00:33:31,667 --> 00:33:33,000
[lion roars]

792
00:33:33,167 --> 00:33:37,958
So you two are the ones
we heard about.

793
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:42,541
So you two are the ones
we never heard about.

794
00:33:42,542 --> 00:33:44,292
We're that in this film?

795
00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:45,958
What is "that"?

796
00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:47,374
That... you know, that...

797
00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:49,374
The one always with the heroine.

798
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:50,916
- Yes.
- The heroine's mother?

799
00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:54,249
No, the one always around the heroine.

800
00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,416
The guy who holds the umbrella?

801
00:33:55,417 --> 00:33:56,333
Shut up.

802
00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,917
Without him, there is no film.

803
00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:01,333
Brother, he's talking about you.

804
00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:02,541
Hero.

805
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:05,499
Oh... hero. That's me.

806
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,332
Listen, you worthless piece of trash.

807
00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:08,250
We're the heroes.

808
00:34:08,375 --> 00:34:11,832
We're the heroes.

809
00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:13,332
- We're the heroes.
- Get lost.

810
00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:15,958
- Cool down, cool down.
- His career's already cooled down.

811
00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:17,624
Don't cross the line.

812
00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:19,749
Look, guys, the artists are here.

813
00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:20,749
Top-class artists.

814
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,792
Bhojpuri artists.

815
00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,083
Life's ruined...

816
00:34:28,292 --> 00:34:30,166
Still, we're legends.

817
00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:32,292
How many dogs are there in this film?

818
00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:34,417
See... amazing.

819
00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,667
TV stars.

820
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:38,500
There's more.

821
00:34:38,708 --> 00:34:40,666
We're are talented people.

822
00:34:40,667 --> 00:34:43,832
Whenever we appear on TV,
we fill the whole screen.

823
00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:46,999
And his talent is that he fits
into the TV screen.

824
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,708
[laughter]

825
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:50,542
Good joke.

826
00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:53,542
[comic music]

827
00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:55,833
Man, these just won't end.

828
00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:58,542
- The pride of Punjab.
- [applause]

829
00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:01,750
<i>♪ Time to celebrate,
Time to have fun ♪</i>

830
00:35:01,875 --> 00:35:03,624
<i>♪ Time to celebrate,
Time to have fun ♪</i>

831
00:35:03,625 --> 00:35:06,000
And look... our heroine has arrived.

832
00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:08,292
[charming music]

833
00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:10,458
These legs look familiar.

834
00:35:15,792 --> 00:35:16,625
Nice.

835
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:21,042
Brother... your ex, in this film?

836
00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:22,042
Why?

837
00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:27,458
There's bad blood between Rajeev and her.
Crossing.

838
00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:30,624
If they come together, it'll be fights,

839
00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:31,582
drama, over budget.

840
00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:33,292
- And the film will be...
- Screwed.

841
00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:34,417
[laughs]

842
00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:38,958
We heard Nadia was shooting an ad.

843
00:35:39,167 --> 00:35:41,957
She was in the pool, taking a dip...

844
00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:45,167
and we dove in too,
and offered her the film.

845
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,916
So tell us, will you do our film,

846
00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:48,416
"Welcome to the Jungle"?

847
00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:50,958
But Rajeev won't be
my love interest.

848
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,957
- Then who?
- It will be with the…

849
00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:54,708
other two actors in your film.

850
00:35:55,167 --> 00:35:56,166
Big fan.

851
00:35:56,167 --> 00:36:00,458
- [laughing]
- [soft instrumental music]

852
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,458
Brother, they're hugging.

853
00:36:03,208 --> 00:36:04,416
Listen... you just scare her.

854
00:36:04,417 --> 00:36:05,749
- Understood?
- Yes.

855
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:06,583
Thank you.

856
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:09,042
- Nadia!
- [gasps]

857
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,792
[awkward music]

858
00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:16,250
[soft music]

859
00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:20,667
Photo!

860
00:36:21,417 --> 00:36:22,416
Photos, everyone.

861
00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:23,292
Over here, you blind man.

862
00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:24,542
Yes, I know.

863
00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:25,708
Okay Smile.

864
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:26,917
Nice, one more.

865
00:36:27,292 --> 00:36:28,625
Nice, one more.

866
00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:31,250
[whistles]

867
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,917
[military bugle]

868
00:36:35,042 --> 00:36:35,875
Welcome.

869
00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:37,833
You must be wondering

870
00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:40,708
what everyone's doing on
an army training ground.

871
00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:43,875
As you all know,
our film is based on the army.

872
00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:46,833
And all of you need basic
military training.

873
00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:51,250
Like... firing a gun,
throwing a grenade.

874
00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:54,500
All that's okay, but who's coming?

875
00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:56,292
One and only trainer...

876
00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:57,958
Ustad Teja!

877
00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:02,667
And her strict orders are that we
train along with the rest of you.

878
00:37:03,250 --> 00:37:07,083
[inspiring music]

879
00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:12,958
Woman?

880
00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,167
Not just any woman...

881
00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:20,083
you're looking at the Beta Dogs Regiment's
tactical instructor Tejaswini.

882
00:37:20,417 --> 00:37:24,250
I will turn insects
like you into tigers.

883
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,042
And to begin with

884
00:37:27,042 --> 00:37:29,667
You... give me a slogan.

885
00:37:29,792 --> 00:37:30,999
Hip-hip hurray.

886
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:31,874
Shut up!

887
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:33,082
[dogs barking]

888
00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:33,958
You...

889
00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:36,375
[in Punjabi]
Once more give it all you've got!

890
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,125
Good. Everyone, at the top of your voice…

891
00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:41,375
Once more...

892
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,499
[All together]
Give it all you've got!

893
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,500
[inspiring music]

894
00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:48,749
Yoga makes you fit.

895
00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:50,167
[All] Makes you fit.

896
00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:52,666
Running makes you agile.

897
00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:53,666
[All] Agile.

898
00:37:53,667 --> 00:37:55,791
Chyavanprash gives you stamina...

899
00:37:55,792 --> 00:37:56,791
Sta--

900
00:37:56,792 --> 00:37:58,374
[awkward music]

901
00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:02,499
Start. Move, let's go,
let's go, let's go faster.

902
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,874
Run, you idiots.

903
00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:04,916
- Time's up.
- [teasing laughter]

904
00:38:04,917 --> 00:38:05,750
Faster.

905
00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:07,583
- [thud] Move it.
- What the...

906
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,042
- Let go of my hand.
- Don't move.

907
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,374
You'll fall down.

908
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:12,750
[indistinct shouting]

909
00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:14,917
[laughter]

910
00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:19,292
- Between the tyres!
- Between the tyres!

911
00:38:19,417 --> 00:38:20,541
Go, go...

912
00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:21,708
Somebody stop him.

913
00:38:21,917 --> 00:38:25,791
You insects are going
to crawl under these wires.

914
00:38:25,792 --> 00:38:26,667
- Move.
- [gunfire]

915
00:38:26,792 --> 00:38:28,874
[screaming]

916
00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:29,749
Come on, move.

917
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:30,958
What did we get ourselves into?

918
00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:33,208
- Leave me.
- What did we get ourselves into?

919
00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:35,166
Move faster, faster

920
00:38:35,167 --> 00:38:36,749
Anna! Anna! Save me!

921
00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:38,957
- You're scared of bullets.
- What else am I supposed to be scared of?

922
00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:39,958
Where should we go?

923
00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:41,916
Where did you get him from?

924
00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:43,707
He's farting from below,
and you're burping from above!

925
00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:45,124
Save me!
Save me!

926
00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:47,041
[in Punjabi] Go for it!

927
00:38:47,042 --> 00:38:48,041
[gunfire]

928
00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:49,250
- Rajeev,!
- Yes ma, am.

929
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:50,500
[whip cracks]
Climb.

930
00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:53,958
- Fast.
- See. Now that's a real hero.

931
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,167
Hey...

932
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,458
- We did it.
- [cheering]

933
00:38:57,542 --> 00:38:59,417
[applause]

934
00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:00,624
He's fit.

935
00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:02,125
But still a cheater.

936
00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:04,957
This is called the stab
and pull-out drill.

937
00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:06,916
Hey! Put in Pull out!

938
00:39:06,917 --> 00:39:07,999
[whip thud] Shut up.

939
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,041
- Speak up.
- Look ahead.

940
00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,625
- There.
- Blondie, throw this.

941
00:39:12,792 --> 00:39:14,917
[comedic frustrated music]

942
00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:17,042
Blondie, pick it up.

943
00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:20,333
Pull the pin and throw it.

944
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:22,125
Pin.

945
00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:25,832
[indistinct chatter]

946
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:27,833
[explosion]

947
00:39:29,542 --> 00:39:30,624
[coughing]

948
00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:31,957
Who exploded?

949
00:39:31,958 --> 00:39:34,500
- [muffled music]
- [coughing]

950
00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:36,958
Blondie, I will kill you.

951
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,625
[rapid gunfire]

952
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,375
[teasing laughter]

953
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,500
Brilliant, Anna.

954
00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:46,750
Did any of your forefathers
ever hold a gun?

955
00:39:47,125 --> 00:39:48,249
Nonsense.

956
00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:50,291
Three targets, and you couldn't
hit a single one.

957
00:39:50,292 --> 00:39:51,957
- [laughs sarcastically]
- [horse neighs]

958
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:53,666
- You...
- Anna. Anna.

959
00:39:53,667 --> 00:39:54,582
What did he just say?

960
00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:57,041
- Mangalorians can't shoot?
- Don't listen to him, he's crazy.

961
00:39:57,042 --> 00:39:58,542
- I'll show him. Jump.
- Huh.

962
00:39:58,708 --> 00:39:59,625
Jump.

963
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:01,707
Now look behind you.

964
00:40:01,708 --> 00:40:03,708
[gasps excitedly]

965
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:05,749
Rajeev. Rajeev.

966
00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:07,417
- Fire!
- Can you help me? Please.

967
00:40:07,792 --> 00:40:08,625
Good.

968
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,417
- Reload.
- Place it on your shoulder.

969
00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:12,167
- Aim. Fire.
- Fire

970
00:40:13,208 --> 00:40:14,375
Good job.

971
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:16,332
Oh my God,
thank you so much!

972
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,333
Thank you.

973
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:18,833
[rapid gunfire]

974
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:20,458
[upbeat music]

975
00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:21,750
Come on. Jump.

976
00:40:21,958 --> 00:40:23,833
Madam, I've got vertigo.

977
00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:25,374
I said Jump.

978
00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:27,375
[upbeat music continues]

979
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:28,624
Madam, please.

980
00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:29,292
Jump.

981
00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:33,833
- [upbeat music continues]
- Oh God!

982
00:40:34,417 --> 00:40:35,375
Romeo!

983
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,292
And he thinks he can be the hero.

984
00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:39,833
[everyone laughs]

985
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,082
[crow cawing]

986
00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:45,291
[intense music]

987
00:40:45,292 --> 00:40:48,374
- [crow cawing]
- [instrumental music playing]

988
00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:50,042
- Where did everybody go?
- Aunty.

989
00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:52,250
Your mother's the auntie.

990
00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:53,750
Shut up!

991
00:40:53,875 --> 00:40:55,875
[slap]

992
00:40:56,042 --> 00:40:59,125
[intense music]

993
00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:05,167
- [lullaby playing]
- [snoring]

994
00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:11,958
- [lullaby continues]
- [snoring continues]

995
00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:13,667
[gun cocks]

996
00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:14,916
[gunfire]

997
00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:16,917
Run. I said run.

998
00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:19,375
Run. Run. I said run.

999
00:41:19,667 --> 00:41:21,542
Here comes the devil.

1000
00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:23,667
For the first time,

1001
00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:25,833
The pumpkin's going to fall
on the knife and get sliced.

1002
00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:26,708
What?

1003
00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:28,167
Who did you call a pumpkin?

1004
00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:29,832
Who did you call a pumpkin?

1005
00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:32,125
[makes gibberish sounds]

1006
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,792
Look... Circuit's already blown a fuse.

1007
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,582
Have you seen a knife?

1008
00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:38,208
This is not called a knife.

1009
00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:40,208
- [Both] Then?
- This is called a "knife".

1010
00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:43,333
- Whoa!
- [awkward music]

1011
00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:45,708
Fire!

1012
00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:49,542
[gunfire]

1013
00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:53,500
Nainsukh.

1014
00:41:54,542 --> 00:41:55,625
Sorry ma'am.

1015
00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:56,833
Ma'am.

1016
00:41:56,958 --> 00:41:58,208
- Go for it.
- No, no no...

1017
00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:01,083
[tense music]

1018
00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:03,333
[explosion]

1019
00:42:04,042 --> 00:42:05,332
- Sorry!
- Blondie!

1020
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,417
Go.

1021
00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:08,792
[upbeat music]

1022
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:13,500
[upbeat music continues]

1023
00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:18,458
- [shouting]
- [upbeat music continues]

1024
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:25,292
Amazing.

1025
00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:28,625
- [cheering]
- [upbeat music continues]

1026
00:42:30,042 --> 00:42:32,042
[upbeat music continues]

1027
00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:36,000
<i>Jai Bhawani</i>
(Glory to Goddess Bhawani)!

1028
00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:39,875
[gunfire]

1029
00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:44,750
[upbeat music]

1030
00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:46,958
[Welcome theme playing]

1031
00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:49,332
<i>♪ Welcome ♪</i>

1032
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,999
<i>♪ To the jungle welcome ♪</i>

1033
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:51,999
<i>♪ Welcome ♪</i>

1034
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,624
<i>♪ Everyone come welcome ♪</i>

1035
00:42:53,625 --> 00:42:54,499
<i>Welcome</i>

1036
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,249
<i>♪ To the party come welcome ♪</i>

1037
00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:59,458
<i>♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome ♪</i>

1038
00:43:00,542 --> 00:43:04,292
[instrumental music playing]

1039
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,125
Go on, Dubey.

1040
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:08,749
What's the news?

1041
00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:10,958
- Sir, I've got good news.
- What is it?

1042
00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:14,457
I'm telling you,
the shoot has started.

1043
00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:17,124
[joyful music playing]

1044
00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:18,375
- Yeah!
- Taking…

1045
00:43:18,917 --> 00:43:19,874
Yeah, okay!

1046
00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:20,792
Start sound.

1047
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,792
Cameras.
Action!

1048
00:43:24,417 --> 00:43:26,417
[upbeat music]

1049
00:43:28,292 --> 00:43:30,292
[shouting]

1050
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,375
- Brother!
- He's dead.

1051
00:43:32,875 --> 00:43:33,916
[gasps]

1052
00:43:33,917 --> 00:43:35,250
Sir, the jeep's flipped.

1053
00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:36,374
Which jeep?

1054
00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:37,916
[tense music]

1055
00:43:37,917 --> 00:43:38,832
He's dead.

1056
00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:40,875
Wasn't your brother an action star?

1057
00:43:41,625 --> 00:43:43,833
[intriguing music]

1058
00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:45,750
He won't die easily.

1059
00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,375
Yes, my brother is still an action star.

1060
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:51,083
[suspenseful music]

1061
00:43:54,667 --> 00:43:57,250
[suspenseful music continues]

1062
00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:03,083
[explosion]

1063
00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:08,791
Two seconds later
and he would've been dead.

1064
00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:09,750
Rascal.

1065
00:44:10,292 --> 00:44:11,167
It's really hot.

1066
00:44:11,292 --> 00:44:13,166
Hot? You're feeling hot?

1067
00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:14,083
Dubey!

1068
00:44:14,708 --> 00:44:15,707
Yeah! Yes.

1069
00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:17,458
Our heroine is feeling hot.

1070
00:44:17,583 --> 00:44:19,083
Are you serious?

1071
00:44:19,292 --> 00:44:21,582
Get the fan going. Turn it on.

1072
00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:23,457
[helicopter blades whirring]

1073
00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:25,541
I wanted a fan, not a tornado.

1074
00:44:25,542 --> 00:44:27,874
Big heroine, big fan.

1075
00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:28,707
Let's go!

1076
00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:29,666
[comic music]

1077
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,999
So, Dubey,
What's the update on the shoot?

1078
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,624
Sir, shooting's in full swing.

1079
00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:37,458
Brilliant, Dubey.

1080
00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:40,457
Sir, I'm spending
without holding back.

1081
00:44:40,458 --> 00:44:41,999
Good. Spend as much as needed.

1082
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
There shouldn't be any shortage of money.
Understood, Dubey?

1083
00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:47,583
- Here. Take it. Happy now.
- Thank you, sir.

1084
00:44:47,708 --> 00:44:50,499
<i>[singing] Kashi rocks, Patna rocks,</i>

1085
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:52,166
Shut up, you idiots!
Let me rest.

1086
00:44:52,167 --> 00:44:54,666
Give me a massage.
<i>[group singing] the whole city rocks...</i>

1087
00:44:54,667 --> 00:44:55,666
[gunfire]

1088
00:44:55,667 --> 00:44:56,875
Shut up!

1089
00:44:57,042 --> 00:44:58,666
[soft music]

1090
00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:01,042
Hey, idiot!
Here's 3200.

1091
00:45:01,292 --> 00:45:03,458
Keep the camera on me.
I'm going to do a stunt.

1092
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:05,333
That's…

1093
00:45:05,542 --> 00:45:07,499
All right.
But who are you, mister?

1094
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,042
Start sound. Cameras.

1095
00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:11,375
- Rolling... maybe.
- Action!

1096
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,250
[upbeat music]
[gunfire]

1097
00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:18,417
[helicopter whirring]

1098
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:24,332
Mind-blowing. Fantabulous.

1099
00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:26,083
- Hey, Director!
- Yes, Anna.

1100
00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:27,292
What's mind-blowing?

1101
00:45:28,292 --> 00:45:30,708
I want to do what that loser did.

1102
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:33,792
You mean the stunt.

1103
00:45:33,917 --> 00:45:35,958
Stunt or whatever,
I want to do it.

1104
00:45:36,917 --> 00:45:37,917
Ready?

1105
00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:39,291
Action!

1106
00:45:39,292 --> 00:45:41,417
[upbeat music]

1107
00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:44,624
Director. Director.
I don't want to do action.

1108
00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:46,791
Get me down, I have vertigo.

1109
00:45:46,792 --> 00:45:48,208
Say cut, director.

1110
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,874
Why is he screaming?

1111
00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:50,874
You know?

1112
00:45:50,875 --> 00:45:52,249
You wouldn't be screaming at all.

1113
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,166
Why?

1114
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:54,999
The chopper would never
have taken off with you.

1115
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,417
[laughter]

1116
00:45:56,583 --> 00:45:58,458
- Get me down. I have vertigo.
- What is this?

1117
00:45:58,583 --> 00:46:00,417
He's ruined the whole shot.

1118
00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:02,250
Why do you hire people like him?

1119
00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:04,125
- [laughter]
- I have vertigo. I have vertigo.

1120
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:05,791
That's his job, Anna.

1121
00:46:05,792 --> 00:46:07,291
It's not your job to hang like this.

1122
00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:09,999
You've left me hanging,
Ramprasad Udyavar.

1123
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,582
I started such an expensive film
on your advice.

1124
00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:13,417
Look, Sinha.

1125
00:46:13,542 --> 00:46:14,667
I told you before.

1126
00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:17,667
If the opposition comes to power,
I can't help you.

1127
00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:18,791
Bye.

1128
00:46:18,792 --> 00:46:21,417
- [phone beeping]
- Hello. Hello. Hello.

1129
00:46:21,833 --> 00:46:23,541
- Hello.
- [intense music]

1130
00:46:23,542 --> 00:46:24,292
Hello?

1131
00:46:24,417 --> 00:46:26,666
Mr. Sinha, it's an IT raid.

1132
00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:28,249
[dramatic music]

1133
00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:30,208
Calm down, Mr. Sinha. Calm down.

1134
00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:34,249
No calm, sir!
I'm bringing a revolution.

1135
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,917
Boom. Boom. Boom.

1136
00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:38,375
I've planted explosives everywhere.

1137
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:41,457
Just give me the signal
on that tower.

1138
00:46:41,458 --> 00:46:42,333
What's he saying?

1139
00:46:42,542 --> 00:46:44,666
He's saying there's
a detonator up there.

1140
00:46:44,667 --> 00:46:47,708
As soon as it's pressed,
there'll be a small 100-gram blast.

1141
00:46:48,417 --> 00:46:51,707
After that, he's loaded it
with 750 kilos of explosives.

1142
00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:53,625
- he'll blow everyone up. Right?
- Yes.

1143
00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:54,667
[laughing loudly]

1144
00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:56,333
[silence]

1145
00:46:57,417 --> 00:46:58,250
Hey?

1146
00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:01,541
He's saying budget is not an issue.
Blow it up.

1147
00:47:01,542 --> 00:47:02,749
Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

1148
00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:03,792
Come on, clear the ground.

1149
00:47:03,917 --> 00:47:05,708
Let me set the shot.
Full lights.

1150
00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:07,666
It's daylight!

1151
00:47:07,667 --> 00:47:09,166
[comic music]

1152
00:47:09,167 --> 00:47:12,042
We'll shoot the climax here.

1153
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,417
Rajeev, this is your death scene.

1154
00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:16,750
You get shot, and your chapter ends.

1155
00:47:17,208 --> 00:47:18,333
Good riddance.

1156
00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:19,958
The moment you're shot,

1157
00:47:20,292 --> 00:47:25,250
you close your eyes and die.

1158
00:47:25,417 --> 00:47:27,542
As soon as you close your eyes,

1159
00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:31,457
Nadia and Anna will embrace each
other in a tight hug in happiness.

1160
00:47:31,458 --> 00:47:32,417
Too much happily.

1161
00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:34,874
Nice. Nice.

1162
00:47:34,875 --> 00:47:35,874
[laugh]

1163
00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:38,917
[emotional music]

1164
00:47:39,208 --> 00:47:40,874
I guess Dev-Das won't stop
till they turn you…

1165
00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:42,958
into Amitabh Bachchan of action films.

1166
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:44,416
Yes.

1167
00:47:44,417 --> 00:47:45,707
[soft music playing]

1168
00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:47,833
But this Amitabh Bachchan
just won't die.

1169
00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:49,667
- What?
- Ready?

1170
00:47:49,917 --> 00:47:52,375
- Start sound. Cameras.
- Rolling.

1171
00:47:52,625 --> 00:47:54,542
[playful music]

1172
00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:55,917
Action!

1173
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:58,417
- [gunfire]
- [groans in pain]

1174
00:48:01,292 --> 00:48:05,083
[intense music]

1175
00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:06,917
Fire.

1176
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:11,042
[groaning]

1177
00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:13,458
[gasps]

1178
00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:16,417
[groaning]

1179
00:48:16,708 --> 00:48:18,041
Baljeet!

1180
00:48:18,042 --> 00:48:19,958
- No!
- Oh, God.

1181
00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,458
[emotional music]

1182
00:48:26,167 --> 00:48:28,167
[emotional music continues]

1183
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,333
[screams]

1184
00:48:36,292 --> 00:48:37,792
[comic music]

1185
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,582
Why isn't he dying?

1186
00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:41,792
What is this?

1187
00:48:42,875 --> 00:48:44,666
Hey, Shoot him again. Twice.

1188
00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:45,458
Okay.

1189
00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:47,750
- [gunfire]
- [groans in pain]

1190
00:48:49,833 --> 00:48:51,417
[intense music]

1191
00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:53,000
[gasps]

1192
00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:54,958
- [emotional music]
- He's dead.

1193
00:48:59,417 --> 00:49:01,417
[screams]

1194
00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,458
Just die.

1195
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:04,582
Die.

1196
00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:06,292
Are they shooting him with bullets
or vitamins?

1197
00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:07,374
He keeps getting up.

1198
00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:08,708
He just won't die.

1199
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:10,458
He's not going to die.

1200
00:49:11,792 --> 00:49:13,500
He knows what happens if he dies.

1201
00:49:13,667 --> 00:49:15,333
I'll kill him.

1202
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:19,125
- [gunfire]
- [groans in pain]

1203
00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:23,708
[intense music]

1204
00:49:26,542 --> 00:49:28,042
[rapid gunfire]

1205
00:49:29,958 --> 00:49:31,457
Just die already!

1206
00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:32,583
Dev-Das!

1207
00:49:33,167 --> 00:49:34,417
Coming, Romeo, coming.

1208
00:49:34,542 --> 00:49:36,457
- [rapid gunfire]
- [groaning]

1209
00:49:36,458 --> 00:49:37,917
Why won't you die?

1210
00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:39,500
I'm putting some soul into dying.

1211
00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:41,291
Who puts soul into dying?

1212
00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:43,708
Oh God, these actors are at it again.

1213
00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:46,124
Dev-Das, what did you say he was?

1214
00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:48,208
A dog!
But he's a damn cat!

1215
00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:50,832
We knock him down nine times,
he still won't die.

1216
00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:52,208
Turn off the camera, come on.

1217
00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:54,583
Just use real bullets and die!

1218
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,000
What?

1219
00:49:56,667 --> 00:49:59,125
Bloody goldfish, you want to shoot me!

1220
00:49:59,292 --> 00:50:00,542
Let me go.

1221
00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:02,333
I'll shoot you.

1222
00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:05,083
Have you lost your mind?

1223
00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:06,832
Have you lost it?

1224
00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:08,499
[explosion]

1225
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,042
Okay, done blast.

1226
00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,167
Hallelujah.

1227
00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,291
Das! Das!

1228
00:50:12,292 --> 00:50:15,833
Tell Dominic not to trigger the blast.

1229
00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,832
Dominic... blast...

1230
00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:20,417
[silence]

1231
00:50:20,667 --> 00:50:22,791
Signal received. Okay.

1232
00:50:22,792 --> 00:50:25,292
[suspenseful music]

1233
00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:27,291
Stop it!

1234
00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:28,541
[electrical buzzing]

1235
00:50:28,542 --> 00:50:29,250
<i>♪ Welcome ♪</i>

1236
00:50:29,375 --> 00:50:30,958
- <i>♪ To the jungle welcome ♪</i>
- [explosions]

1237
00:50:31,083 --> 00:50:31,958
<i>♪ Welcome ♪</i>

1238
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:33,749
<i>♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪</i>

1239
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:34,582
<i>♪ Welcome ♪</i>

1240
00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:36,542
<i>♪ To the party, come welcome ♪</i>

1241
00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:38,792
- Give me the phone...
- At least...

1242
00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:42,375
[Welcome theme playing]

1243
00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:46,958
Diwali!

1244
00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:50,542
[explosion continues]

1245
00:50:51,167 --> 00:50:52,667
Why am I panicking?

1246
00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:54,833
We were supposed to blow it up.

1247
00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:56,708
But that's...

1248
00:50:58,458 --> 00:50:59,957
- Excuse me!
- Yes?

1249
00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:01,458
- That carpet too.
- Yes.

1250
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,667
Du... Du... Dubey.

1251
00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:06,458
My secret phone.

1252
00:51:06,583 --> 00:51:07,582
Dubey.

1253
00:51:07,583 --> 00:51:10,167
[phone ringing]

1254
00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:11,207
Who is this?

1255
00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:12,374
It's me. Sinha.

1256
00:51:12,375 --> 00:51:14,374
Sir. Good news.

1257
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:15,374
[laughing loudly]

1258
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:16,874
That 142 crores set we were
supposed to blow up...

1259
00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:17,957
you didn't blow it up?

1260
00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,041
Why wouldn't I?

1261
00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:20,082
That's exactly why I'm here.

1262
00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:22,083
It's gone, sir. In pieces.

1263
00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:25,750
And do you know what's bonus?

1264
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:26,750
What?

1265
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,833
The camera wasn't on.

1266
00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:31,417
You weren't supposed to blow it up.

1267
00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:32,208
Why?

1268
00:51:32,333 --> 00:51:35,250
The income tax raided me, Dubey.

1269
00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:38,207
From the carpet to my pants,
they took everything.

1270
00:51:38,208 --> 00:51:39,458
What do we do now?

1271
00:51:39,625 --> 00:51:42,832
Finish this film in one day.

1272
00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:45,457
We've only got one way to make money.

1273
00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:47,916
Make me a hit film.

1274
00:51:47,917 --> 00:51:49,916
Or I'll shoot everyone.

1275
00:51:49,917 --> 00:51:51,124
[gunshot]

1276
00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:55,083
Beg them to complete the film.

1277
00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:57,208
[gibberish sound]

1278
00:52:00,042 --> 00:52:03,208
[gibberish sound continues]

1279
00:52:03,417 --> 00:52:05,041
Now what can I do?

1280
00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:06,708
Isn't Dubey sounding absurd?

1281
00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:08,707
How will we finish shooting
in one day?

1282
00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:09,791
It's all his fault.

1283
00:52:09,792 --> 00:52:12,457
Yes. I kept telling him not
to blow it up.

1284
00:52:12,458 --> 00:52:13,791
But he didn't listen.

1285
00:52:13,792 --> 00:52:15,707
You didn't say anything.

1286
00:52:15,708 --> 00:52:17,292
I was signalling you...
don't blow it up.

1287
00:52:17,417 --> 00:52:19,374
- What did you do?
- Think about what we do next?

1288
00:52:19,375 --> 00:52:20,249
And how will we do it?

1289
00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:22,874
We don't have a set
or a location or money.

1290
00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:23,666
How do we do it?

1291
00:52:23,667 --> 00:52:24,791
I know about a location.

1292
00:52:24,792 --> 00:52:26,250
It's 20 kilometres from the border.

1293
00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:27,458
Azadganj

1294
00:52:27,667 --> 00:52:30,332
That village matches
exactly with your set.

1295
00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:31,916
It can be of use to you.

1296
00:52:31,917 --> 00:52:34,417
But... let me warn you.

1297
00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:35,957
There is a problem.

1298
00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:38,125
- Will the location cost money?
- Free. It's free.

1299
00:52:38,250 --> 00:52:39,416
Will we need permission?

1300
00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:41,457
Why need permission when it's free?

1301
00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:42,708
Then what is the problem?

1302
00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:44,917
Some villagers live
in the village.

1303
00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:46,750
Villagers in the village?

1304
00:52:47,042 --> 00:52:48,167
No...

1305
00:52:48,292 --> 00:52:50,875
We'll use the villagers as background.

1306
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,583
Yes, we won't tell the actors
they are villagers,

1307
00:52:54,708 --> 00:52:55,916
Otherwise, they won't cooperate.

1308
00:52:55,917 --> 00:52:56,582
No, no.

1309
00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:57,707
And don't worry about the shoot.

1310
00:52:57,708 --> 00:52:59,791
I will put up cameras
all over the village.

1311
00:52:59,792 --> 00:53:01,082
We'll finish shooting in a single day.

1312
00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:03,292
- There is another problem.
- What?

1313
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:05,416
There is no road to this village?

1314
00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:07,708
Do the villagers fly to their village?

1315
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,457
What are you talking about?

1316
00:53:09,458 --> 00:53:10,958
I have three helicopters on standby.

1317
00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:13,250
They have been paid
in full for both ways.

1318
00:53:13,417 --> 00:53:14,541
They will have to bring us back.

1319
00:53:14,542 --> 00:53:15,457
There is a problem.

1320
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:16,707
What are you talking about?

1321
00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:18,499
Location is not a problem.
We don't need permission.

1322
00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:19,457
There are villagers in the village.

1323
00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:20,416
We have helicopters!

1324
00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:21,374
What problem do you have?

1325
00:53:21,375 --> 00:53:22,791
[silence]

1326
00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:25,250
What is the problem?
Why did you blow it up?

1327
00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:28,583
You guys didn't hear
the main problem.

1328
00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:31,708
The main problem... Hallelujah.

1329
00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,792
Hey... brother.

1330
00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:35,583
How is this even possible?

1331
00:53:35,792 --> 00:53:37,375
Do you have a brain or bullshit?

1332
00:53:37,542 --> 00:53:39,375
How can we finish shooting
in a single day?

1333
00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:40,375
Hey, Pen drive.

1334
00:53:40,792 --> 00:53:41,708
Yes, bro.

1335
00:53:41,875 --> 00:53:43,458
Are you making a film
or instant noodles?

1336
00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,208
Finish shooting in a day?

1337
00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:47,708
He's not ready to die in the film,

1338
00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:49,332
and you are screwing with the film.

1339
00:53:49,333 --> 00:53:51,291
You said you'll give me that.

1340
00:53:51,292 --> 00:53:51,833
What?

1341
00:53:51,958 --> 00:53:54,207
That thing that heroes get in the film.

1342
00:53:54,208 --> 00:53:54,874
Heroine?

1343
00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:55,957
Did you promise him that?

1344
00:53:55,958 --> 00:53:57,208
What are you saying, Anna?

1345
00:53:57,375 --> 00:53:58,624
This is a family film.

1346
00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:01,250
Not at all... I never said that.

1347
00:54:01,375 --> 00:54:02,500
Hold on.

1348
00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,542
Brother will do no such thing.

1349
00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:06,333
I am ready to do it.

1350
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:07,916
One day, brother?

1351
00:54:07,917 --> 00:54:09,417
Let's end this chapter in one day.

1352
00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:11,999
I cannot tolerate this anymore.

1353
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
[awkward music]

1354
00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:16,458
I cannot see them
hugging each other.

1355
00:54:17,958 --> 00:54:19,958
[awkward music]

1356
00:54:19,542 --> 00:54:20,542
I am ready.

1357
00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:22,792
I don't want to see their faces.

1358
00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:24,708
But your face was priceless

1359
00:54:25,250 --> 00:54:27,833
when she was with me.

1360
00:54:27,958 --> 00:54:29,666
[naughty sound]

1361
00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:31,916
I really wanna mop
the floor with you two.

1362
00:54:31,917 --> 00:54:32,749
Listen, Mrs. Doubtfire.

1363
00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:34,500
If you like mopping so much,
mop the floor.

1364
00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:35,624
The floor is pretty dirty.

1365
00:54:35,625 --> 00:54:37,541
Even your face is pretty dirty.

1366
00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:38,667
Do you want me to mop that?

1367
00:54:38,792 --> 00:54:39,707
- Hey...
- Calm down.

1368
00:54:39,708 --> 00:54:40,416
Calm down, guys.

1369
00:54:40,417 --> 00:54:41,916
- Wait a minute.
- Why do you keep fighting over everything?

1370
00:54:41,917 --> 00:54:43,957
Shut up! Hopping like a frog.

1371
00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:45,707
Don't call a rhinoceros a frog.

1372
00:54:45,708 --> 00:54:46,667
Just stop it.

1373
00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:47,958
You go fish.

1374
00:54:48,125 --> 00:54:49,374
Go to hell all of you.

1375
00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:51,667
We have no interest
in going to your home.

1376
00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:53,042
Stop it.

1377
00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:54,292
Why you...

1378
00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,749
- What are you doing?
- What did you do, idiot?

1379
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:57,708
What is this?

1380
00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:00,041
[screams]

1381
00:55:00,042 --> 00:55:03,291
- It's not acid. It's water.
- Stop overacting! It's water

1382
00:55:03,292 --> 00:55:04,207
Why you...

1383
00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:05,750
Beat him. Beat him.

1384
00:55:05,875 --> 00:55:06,999
What are you guys doing?

1385
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,625
Stop them, Anna.

1386
00:55:08,792 --> 00:55:10,042
Today is my rest day.

1387
00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,041
Calm Down.

1388
00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,707
If you guys keep fighting this way,

1389
00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:16,292
the film will never get completed
nor will anyone get paid.

1390
00:55:17,708 --> 00:55:19,667
- No lying down, sit down.
- Yes.

1391
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:23,875
Stop blabbering!

1392
00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:26,542
The set blew up because of you guys.

1393
00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:28,166
Sinha sir has clearly said,

1394
00:55:28,167 --> 00:55:29,874
if the film doesn't get completed
in two days,

1395
00:55:29,875 --> 00:55:31,500
no one gets the final payment.

1396
00:55:31,792 --> 00:55:34,041
We'll leave for the shoot tomorrow

1397
00:55:34,042 --> 00:55:35,583
and go to a real location.

1398
00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:38,333
That location is
very similar to our set.

1399
00:55:38,458 --> 00:55:41,375
Yes. And the cameras will be all over.

1400
00:55:41,542 --> 00:55:43,291
Like in Bigg Boss house.

1401
00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:44,500
We'll finish shooting in a single day.

1402
00:55:44,667 --> 00:55:48,917
There you will meet some talented
actors with a theatre background.

1403
00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:53,458
And you all have
to improvise with them.

1404
00:55:53,667 --> 00:55:56,625
We'll be there with you in uniform.

1405
00:55:56,792 --> 00:55:58,291
Since he'll be holding the camera,

1406
00:55:58,292 --> 00:55:59,542
he can pan on anyone at any time.

1407
00:55:59,667 --> 00:56:02,082
And according to production,

1408
00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:04,375
no assistant, no vanity van,
no makeup.

1409
00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:05,917
And most importantly...

1410
00:56:06,292 --> 00:56:08,583
[silence]

1411
00:56:10,042 --> 00:56:12,333
- Did he say something?
- I didn't understand.

1412
00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:14,042
- Correct.
- Understood?

1413
00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:17,542
He's saying everyone
should be ready at 7 am.

1414
00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,957
The helicopter will be there.

1415
00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,500
- Correct?
- That's what I said.

1416
00:56:20,792 --> 00:56:23,750
<i>♪ Welcome welcome welcome ♪</i>

1417
00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:28,125
[birds chirping]

1418
00:56:28,458 --> 00:56:30,917
Dominic... why the long face?

1419
00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:32,583
Everything is set now.

1420
00:56:32,708 --> 00:56:34,207
You guys didn't listen to me.

1421
00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:37,124
If we didn't listen to you,
then how are we here with the works?

1422
00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:39,457
I mean... you didn't hear me
out completely.

1423
00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:40,958
Fine, we didn't listen. Tell us now.

1424
00:56:41,083 --> 00:56:43,917
What I'm going to say now is bad.

1425
00:56:44,042 --> 00:56:46,249
Whether it's bad or not,
just tell us.

1426
00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:48,874
It's both. It's bad
and it's the whole truth.

1427
00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:50,957
The village I told you about

1428
00:56:50,958 --> 00:56:52,957
is often raided by mujahideen.

1429
00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:55,500
[ominous music]

1430
00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:57,958
Mujahideen? Alauddin's brother?

1431
00:56:58,333 --> 00:56:59,957
No, man.

1432
00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:02,125
Mujahideen terrorists.

1433
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:05,500
[horses galloping]

1434
00:57:05,917 --> 00:57:07,167
Dacoits.

1435
00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:08,958
Yes terrorists!

1436
00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:11,792
His name is Zatara!

1437
00:57:12,875 --> 00:57:15,458
[suspenseful music]

1438
00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:21,500
[horses galloping]

1439
00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:24,125
Hey man,

1440
00:57:24,292 --> 00:57:26,499
I've decided not to go with you.

1441
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,958
The helicopter's going to drop you

1442
00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:29,874
and pick you up at 5:30 pm.

1443
00:57:29,875 --> 00:57:31,458
Bye. Hallelujah.

1444
00:57:33,542 --> 00:57:35,625
It's okay. They don't come often.

1445
00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:39,750
Right. They must be
those small-time radicals.

1446
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:46,167
[suspenseful music]

1447
00:57:48,667 --> 00:57:50,249
We are not that unlucky

1448
00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:52,207
that they will show up
when we arrive.

1449
00:57:52,208 --> 00:57:53,250
- They show up rarely.
- Exactly.

1450
00:57:54,292 --> 00:57:56,291
[tense music]

1451
00:57:56,292 --> 00:57:57,792
Run!

1452
00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:02,458
- [horses neighing]
- [people screaming]

1453
00:58:07,125 --> 00:58:09,042
Run! They're here!

1454
00:58:10,208 --> 00:58:12,208
[horses neighing]

1455
00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:23,708
And that cross-eyed Dominic made it
sound like it's an entire army.

1456
00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:24,832
To hell with them!

1457
00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:26,833
[mysterious music]

1458
00:58:29,750 --> 00:58:31,750
[mysterious music continues]

1459
00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:33,208
Villagers!

1460
00:58:34,958 --> 00:58:36,708
Remember, Zatara personally told

1461
00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:39,083
you not to touch that well.

1462
00:58:39,208 --> 00:58:41,792
And he tried to drink from that well.

1463
00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:45,208
[groaning]

1464
00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:48,250
[door opens]

1465
00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:51,583
[ominous music]

1466
00:58:56,042 --> 00:58:58,042
[ominous music continues]

1467
00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,125
Rascals!

1468
00:59:09,667 --> 00:59:11,708
You two belong to our village.

1469
00:59:12,292 --> 00:59:13,500
You joined hands with them.

1470
00:59:14,792 --> 00:59:15,958
[spits]

1471
00:59:20,167 --> 00:59:21,208
[spits]

1472
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:25,500
This attitude of yours... makes Zatara

1473
00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:28,083
- [kisses]
- crazy about you.

1474
00:59:29,542 --> 00:59:31,542
[mysterious music]

1475
00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:41,500
Zatara! Set Azadganj free!

1476
00:59:43,542 --> 00:59:44,958
- [everyone shouting]
- Father!

1477
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:49,167
Dad. Dad...

1478
00:59:51,042 --> 00:59:53,958
Neither Azadganj, nor Zoya...

1479
00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:57,292
Zatara share them with anyone.

1480
00:59:57,417 --> 01:00:00,833
Anyone who interferes
will be reduced to dust.

1481
01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:03,208
[mysterious music]

1482
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:08,958
The day will come
when you'll be reduced to dust.

1483
01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:16,042
The day will come
when you will accept Zatara's love.

1484
01:00:19,042 --> 01:00:21,250
Your obsession will never come true.

1485
01:00:22,542 --> 01:00:24,542
[ominous music]

1486
01:00:28,833 --> 01:00:33,875
All of you pray
that the Indian government

1487
01:00:34,542 --> 01:00:36,500
gives in to our demands by 5:30 pm.

1488
01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:39,042
If I see any activity
in this village before that,

1489
01:00:39,833 --> 01:00:41,542
then no one will be spared.

1490
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:44,875
[gibberish]

1491
01:00:48,583 --> 01:00:50,792
[gibberish continues]

1492
01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:53,417
What is the old woman saying?

1493
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:54,708
One minute.

1494
01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:56,042
Old woman...

1495
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,250
either you speak, or you cry.

1496
01:00:59,583 --> 01:01:00,916
[awkward music]

1497
01:01:00,917 --> 01:01:02,292
Auntie is absolutely right.

1498
01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:05,333
[comic music]

1499
01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:07,083
How did he understand him?

1500
01:01:08,625 --> 01:01:10,125
Old man...

1501
01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:12,667
you think you understand her?

1502
01:01:12,792 --> 01:01:14,958
[arabic language]

1503
01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:17,583
[arabic language]

1504
01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:20,083
[arabic language]

1505
01:01:20,375 --> 01:01:21,291
What?

1506
01:01:21,292 --> 01:01:22,917
Better face the reality.

1507
01:01:24,083 --> 01:01:25,708
They both are crazy?

1508
01:01:25,833 --> 01:01:26,958
You're right, brother.

1509
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:29,083
- Let's go.
- [horse neighs]

1510
01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:36,500
Lord... is there anyone
who can free us from this captivity?

1511
01:01:36,667 --> 01:01:38,667
[suspenseful music]

1512
01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:46,125
Send someone to free us
from Zatara's wrath.

1513
01:01:46,375 --> 01:01:48,375
[suspenseful music continues]

1514
01:01:48,917 --> 01:01:50,124
Ready.

1515
01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:50,916
Camera.

1516
01:01:50,917 --> 01:01:52,167
- Rolling.
- Yes.

1517
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,500
Show us their faces.

1518
01:01:56,333 --> 01:01:58,333
- [playful music]
- [kisses]

1519
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:02,708
[gibberish]

1520
01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:07,208
[helicopter whirring]

1521
01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:14,208
Those who will be our armour...
and our arsenal.

1522
01:02:14,708 --> 01:02:16,875
Bend over, fatso. Bend down.

1523
01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:17,958
Climb up.

1524
01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:19,832
[groans]

1525
01:02:19,833 --> 01:02:21,167
- Bye, guys.
- See you soon.

1526
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
[helicopter whirring]

1527
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,167
Shower your grace from the skies.

1528
01:02:29,667 --> 01:02:32,458
- [helicopter whirring]
- [cheering]

1529
01:02:35,542 --> 01:02:36,542
Let's go.

1530
01:02:38,833 --> 01:02:40,833
[helicopter whirring]

1531
01:02:45,667 --> 01:02:47,667
[helicopter whirring continues]

1532
01:02:58,125 --> 01:03:00,125
[comic music]

1533
01:03:01,042 --> 01:03:02,167
Why did you push me?

1534
01:03:02,292 --> 01:03:04,625
I didn't push you, I kicked you.

1535
01:03:04,792 --> 01:03:05,708
Yes!

1536
01:03:06,042 --> 01:03:07,042
Help me.

1537
01:03:07,875 --> 01:03:08,958
What are you doing?

1538
01:03:09,917 --> 01:03:11,417
Come on, baby.

1539
01:03:13,042 --> 01:03:14,166
Help me.

1540
01:03:14,167 --> 01:03:16,792
Hey... she won't go with you.

1541
01:03:16,958 --> 01:03:17,958
Get lost.

1542
01:03:18,250 --> 01:03:19,292
Rajeev.

1543
01:03:19,917 --> 01:03:21,374
Help me also.

1544
01:03:21,375 --> 01:03:24,625
Let's go, horsey. Come on.

1545
01:03:27,792 --> 01:03:29,792
[bird cawing]

1546
01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:31,582
Listen carefully, guys.

1547
01:03:31,583 --> 01:03:33,708
We have installed cameras everywhere.

1548
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:35,708
We'll say action now

1549
01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:38,749
and cut directly at 5:30 pm.

1550
01:03:38,750 --> 01:03:40,542
- Right.
- This is called guerrilla shooting.

1551
01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:41,957
What is it called?

1552
01:03:41,958 --> 01:03:42,916
Guerilla shooting!

1553
01:03:42,917 --> 01:03:43,957
What is it called?

1554
01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:45,500
[All] Guerilla shooting!

1555
01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:48,333
- [woman gasps]
- [gorilla growls]

1556
01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:51,708
Gorilla sound?

1557
01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:53,583
Gorilla!

1558
01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:55,124
Indian army!

1559
01:03:55,125 --> 01:03:56,875
- What?
- Show me.

1560
01:03:57,458 --> 01:04:00,083
[suspenseful music]

1561
01:04:00,375 --> 01:04:02,667
The Indian Army
in Azadganj for the first time.

1562
01:04:03,250 --> 01:04:04,708
And we're feasting on fruits.

1563
01:04:05,167 --> 01:04:06,083
Here you go.

1564
01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:09,125
Go on, Abdullah.

1565
01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:10,958
We're guarding the Sector 14 mines.

1566
01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:13,208
And the update is
that the Indian army is here.

1567
01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:16,250
<i>If you can, please check
from your binoculars.</i>

1568
01:04:17,167 --> 01:04:18,582
[gasp]

1569
01:04:18,583 --> 01:04:20,125
- Indian army?
- Yes.

1570
01:04:20,292 --> 01:04:22,958
I think my binoculars are busted.

1571
01:04:23,167 --> 01:04:24,917
The Indian army is not in range.

1572
01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:26,958
But I can see you two.

1573
01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:30,083
And we can see them, sir.

1574
01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:31,208
How many?

1575
01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:33,958
Sir... I have only 50 rupees.

1576
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,083
50 rupees?

1577
01:04:36,583 --> 01:04:37,666
Idiot.

1578
01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:39,417
- How many army personnel?
- Check, check.

1579
01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:42,457
[military march]

1580
01:04:42,458 --> 01:04:43,833
Twelve men.

1581
01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:46,583
Two women.

1582
01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:48,708
And a child as well.

1583
01:04:49,125 --> 01:04:52,500
The Indian army is vacationing
with family and kids.

1584
01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:57,375
It's a good thing we gave guns
and grenades to Abdullah.

1585
01:04:58,250 --> 01:05:01,917
Abdullah, what's in your hand?

1586
01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:03,667
Radio phone, sir.

1587
01:05:03,958 --> 01:05:05,499
In your other hand.

1588
01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:08,958
- In my other hand...
- It's power. Pure power.

1589
01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:09,958
Custard apple?

1590
01:05:10,083 --> 01:05:11,625
Use it.

1591
01:05:11,792 --> 01:05:13,374
Throw it at them.

1592
01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:14,957
Throw a custard apple?

1593
01:05:14,958 --> 01:05:16,583
If he says, then throw it.

1594
01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:18,458
[kissing sound]

1595
01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:21,708
[tense music]

1596
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000
[mechanical whirring]

1597
01:05:24,417 --> 01:05:26,417
[explosion]

1598
01:05:29,542 --> 01:05:31,042
Custard apple exploded!

1599
01:05:31,208 --> 01:05:32,582
And exploded how?

1600
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:34,083
[cheering]

1601
01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:38,292
Hey... what was that?

1602
01:05:38,417 --> 01:05:41,582
Nothing. Just like mic testing,
this was blast testing.

1603
01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:42,958
Dominic must have sat
on it again by mistake.

1604
01:05:43,083 --> 01:05:45,541
Oh, wow!

1605
01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:46,958
Let's go.

1606
01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:49,667
[ominous music]

1607
01:05:49,792 --> 01:05:51,292
General Vikram Singh

1608
01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:54,042
Sir. Zatara.

1609
01:05:54,167 --> 01:05:56,167
[intense music]

1610
01:05:58,250 --> 01:05:59,207
Yup.

1611
01:05:59,208 --> 01:06:01,917
I'm sure you heard the blast.

1612
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:03,207
What blast?

1613
01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:06,582
You caught four of our men
from the Burhan border.

1614
01:06:06,583 --> 01:06:08,292
<i>And now you sent the army.</i>

1615
01:06:08,542 --> 01:06:09,208
Army?

1616
01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:10,708
- Balbeer.
- Sir.

1617
01:06:10,958 --> 01:06:12,833
Did you send any units from here?

1618
01:06:13,042 --> 01:06:13,833
No, sir.

1619
01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:16,958
Then, which unit is he talking about?

1620
01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:21,124
<i>Zatara, you run anti-national operations
from no-man's land?</i>

1621
01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:22,958
<i>and hold villagers hostage?</i>

1622
01:06:23,417 --> 01:06:25,833
<i>If the UN hadn't tied our hands,</i>

1623
01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:27,958
<i>I'd have crushed that misconception.</i>

1624
01:06:28,125 --> 01:06:30,250
You guys are delusional.

1625
01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:35,750
If my demands are not
met by 5:30 pm today...

1626
01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:37,958
If my men are not released,

1627
01:06:38,167 --> 01:06:46,042
then the people of Azadganj will die
just like your soldiers did.

1628
01:06:47,292 --> 01:06:48,917
Which soldiers did he kill?

1629
01:06:49,417 --> 01:06:50,917
Which soldiers did he kill?

1630
01:06:51,542 --> 01:06:54,792
[intense music]

1631
01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:02,542
Who are these people?

1632
01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:04,458
Are they actors as well?

1633
01:07:04,917 --> 01:07:06,083
The Indian army survived.

1634
01:07:06,208 --> 01:07:08,708
According to the script,
these people are terrorists.

1635
01:07:09,083 --> 01:07:09,917
Take charge.

1636
01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:12,125
Let's go, everyone.

1637
01:07:12,292 --> 01:07:14,292
[mysterious music]

1638
01:07:15,542 --> 01:07:17,333
- Look ahead.
- I know that.

1639
01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:19,458
Aren't you a terrorist?

1640
01:07:20,375 --> 01:07:22,042
- You came here to kill us, didn't you?
- Yes.

1641
01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:24,166
Don't just stand there like a loser.

1642
01:07:24,167 --> 01:07:27,833
He looks like Abdullah
Whose gate crashed a wedding.

1643
01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:29,750
He knows my name.

1644
01:07:29,917 --> 01:07:31,917
- Hey... what are you hiding?
- Show me.

1645
01:07:32,083 --> 01:07:32,958
What are you hiding?

1646
01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:34,291
- You're a terrorist, aren't you?
- Yes.

1647
01:07:34,292 --> 01:07:36,250
- Then shoot me here.
- No, no.

1648
01:07:36,375 --> 01:07:38,958
- Alright, shoot me here.
- No, no.

1649
01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:40,041
Shoot me.

1650
01:07:40,042 --> 01:07:41,291
Don't shoot him. Shoot me.

1651
01:07:41,292 --> 01:07:42,957
I have 35 years of experience.

1652
01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:44,208
Action! Cut!

1653
01:07:44,375 --> 01:07:45,375
Action! Cut!

1654
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:47,582
Action! Cut!

1655
01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:48,541
Forgive us.

1656
01:07:48,542 --> 01:07:50,125
We are villagers.
We were led astray.

1657
01:07:50,292 --> 01:07:52,582
From now on, we'll fight together.

1658
01:07:52,583 --> 01:07:53,916
- Long live the Indian Army!
- He's a good actor.

1659
01:07:53,917 --> 01:07:54,958
Down with Zatara!

1660
01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:56,583
Long live the Indian Army.

1661
01:07:56,750 --> 01:07:59,208
- Down with Zatara!
- I think the villain's name is Zatara.

1662
01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:02,833
Zatara. Sounds better
than Mogambo and Gabbar.

1663
01:08:02,958 --> 01:08:03,957
Hands off.

1664
01:08:03,958 --> 01:08:07,749
Together with you,
we'll set Azadganj free.

1665
01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:10,083
But first, you've got to stand up
and show us Azadganj.

1666
01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:11,624
- Yes, let's go.
- Come on.

1667
01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:13,249
Come here this way.

1668
01:08:13,250 --> 01:08:15,250
[eagle screeches]

1669
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:19,124
[running footsteps]

1670
01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:20,042
This way.

1671
01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:23,625
[intense music]

1672
01:08:24,458 --> 01:08:25,792
Run!

1673
01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:29,999
Run, they are here again.

1674
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,292
Run run fast

1675
01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:34,625
Go inside. Go inside.
Close the door.

1676
01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:37,875
- [door slams]
- [goat bleats]

1677
01:08:38,833 --> 01:08:41,250
[ominous music]

1678
01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:48,875
[mysterious music]

1679
01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,583
- [honking sound]
- Hey.

1680
01:08:55,958 --> 01:08:57,833
Why did you stop?
Did you run into a signal?

1681
01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:01,707
[laughter]

1682
01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:02,833
I don't want to do this film.

1683
01:09:03,458 --> 01:09:05,542
Brother. We're getting millions.

1684
01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:08,125
Money always changes my mind.

1685
01:09:10,542 --> 01:09:12,542
[mysterious music]

1686
01:09:16,542 --> 01:09:18,083
The location is very authentic.

1687
01:09:18,333 --> 01:09:19,416
Where are all the actors?

1688
01:09:19,417 --> 01:09:22,625
Villagers. You are all mistaken.

1689
01:09:23,042 --> 01:09:24,708
They are not Zatara's men.

1690
01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:27,166
The Indian army is here to help us.

1691
01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:28,500
Come out.

1692
01:09:28,792 --> 01:09:29,875
Come out.

1693
01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:31,083
Don't be scared.

1694
01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:33,249
Come on. They are here for us.

1695
01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:34,292
Come on.

1696
01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:35,667
Everyone, come out.

1697
01:09:36,375 --> 01:09:38,375
[intense music]

1698
01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:44,833
[hopeful music]

1699
01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:52,500
[hopeful music continues]

1700
01:10:02,167 --> 01:10:04,167
[hopeful music continues]

1701
01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:10,499
[camera beeps]

1702
01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:12,083
Brother, look at the crowd.

1703
01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:15,125
It's really good casting.
The characters look authentic.

1704
01:10:15,958 --> 01:10:16,958
Authentic.

1705
01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:20,083
Auntie... The Indian army.

1706
01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:22,292
I don't believe it.

1707
01:10:22,542 --> 01:10:23,833
He even cast old folks.

1708
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,417
Hats off to Dev-Das.

1709
01:10:26,667 --> 01:10:27,542
Villagers...

1710
01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:29,792
God has answered our prayers.

1711
01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:31,624
We both were fools

1712
01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:34,042
to side with Zatara.

1713
01:10:34,292 --> 01:10:36,708
But now we have realised our mistake.

1714
01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:37,457
Yes.

1715
01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:40,542
The Indian army made
us realise our mistake.

1716
01:10:40,667 --> 01:10:43,957
They have come to free Azadganj.

1717
01:10:43,958 --> 01:10:45,250
You guys come now...

1718
01:10:45,417 --> 01:10:47,249
[solemn music]

1719
01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:48,792
Finally, you remembered us...

1720
01:10:48,917 --> 01:10:50,917
[beeping]

1721
01:10:51,875 --> 01:10:53,167
After so much bloodshed,

1722
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:56,958
dead bodies and violence?

1723
01:10:57,833 --> 01:10:58,958
And you guys show up now.

1724
01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:02,583
We've been waiting for ages.

1725
01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,042
And you think of us now.

1726
01:11:05,667 --> 01:11:08,333
We've been living a life of humiliation.

1727
01:11:08,625 --> 01:11:10,457
[awkward music]

1728
01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:11,792
We've been suffering

1729
01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:13,833
and starving to death every minute.

1730
01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:15,958
[burping sound]

1731
01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:16,917
Sorry.

1732
01:11:18,125 --> 01:11:19,125
What did he eat?

1733
01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,833
If she says all the dialogues,

1734
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:23,875
what am I doing in the film?

1735
01:11:25,083 --> 01:11:25,958
Glamour!

1736
01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:29,042
Have you come to bury our bodies?

1737
01:11:29,917 --> 01:11:31,083
You gave her such a nice role.

1738
01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:32,166
She will overshadow all of us.

1739
01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:34,041
She's a legend.

1740
01:11:34,042 --> 01:11:35,957
Look, you are mis--

1741
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,917
See what? See what?

1742
01:11:38,042 --> 01:11:39,333
- My hair.
- See what?

1743
01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:40,750
What an actor.

1744
01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:42,542
Where were you?

1745
01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:45,333
20 years have passed.

1746
01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:47,458
And you show up now.

1747
01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:49,625
[instrumental music]

1748
01:11:49,958 --> 01:11:52,583
Where were you these past 20 years?

1749
01:11:53,167 --> 01:11:53,958
You're overdoing it now.

1750
01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:55,083
Down. Down.

1751
01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:55,958
Overdoing...

1752
01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:57,208
Overdoing what?

1753
01:11:57,875 --> 01:11:59,375
This is not our frustration.

1754
01:12:00,250 --> 01:12:03,708
It is our bane
that cries out through this plea.

1755
01:12:04,583 --> 01:12:05,708
Overdoing?

1756
01:12:05,833 --> 01:12:07,833
[spits]

1757
01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:08,917
Why that...

1758
01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:10,208
Method acting.

1759
01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:11,542
She's spitting on my shoe.

1760
01:12:11,667 --> 01:12:12,542
Method acting.

1761
01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:14,458
Stop it, Zoya. Stop it.

1762
01:12:14,833 --> 01:12:16,208
[gibberish]

1763
01:12:19,792 --> 01:12:21,792
[gibberish continues]

1764
01:12:24,833 --> 01:12:25,792
What is she saying?

1765
01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:29,458
[gibberish continues]

1766
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,207
Either she's a really good actor

1767
01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:35,083
or she doesn't remember her dialogues.

1768
01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:37,249
[gibberish continues]

1769
01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:38,792
Auntie is absolutely right.

1770
01:12:38,917 --> 01:12:40,166
[awkward music]

1771
01:12:40,167 --> 01:12:41,125
Absolutely right.

1772
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:43,333
How did he understand?

1773
01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,708
[groaning]

1774
01:12:48,458 --> 01:12:50,458
Where is the sound coming from?

1775
01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:53,417
Over there.

1776
01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:56,750
[labored breathing]

1777
01:13:02,667 --> 01:13:04,208
Why is he tied up?

1778
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:05,958
It's because of Zatara.

1779
01:13:07,167 --> 01:13:08,958
Zatara gave strict instructions,

1780
01:13:09,542 --> 01:13:13,167
that this well of Azadganj
is off limits for us.

1781
01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:16,958
And yet this innocent child
tried to drink water from that well

1782
01:13:17,125 --> 01:13:19,167
and Zatara tied him up

1783
01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:23,250
and gave orders to let him starve.

1784
01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:28,125
[arabic language]

1785
01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:30,250
[awkward music]

1786
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:31,750
What are you looking up for?

1787
01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:34,583
Everything he's saying
is going over my head.

1788
01:13:35,667 --> 01:13:38,041
Hey, specy. Keep this 4500.

1789
01:13:38,042 --> 01:13:39,083
Keep the camera on me.

1790
01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:40,333
I'm going to say my dialogue.

1791
01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:42,708
[clears throat]

1792
01:13:43,042 --> 01:13:44,416
But who are you, mister?

1793
01:13:44,417 --> 01:13:46,291
I've got your money from earlier.

1794
01:13:46,292 --> 01:13:47,916
[comic music]

1795
01:13:47,917 --> 01:13:48,999
Give me blessings, please.

1796
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:50,957
[indistinct speech]

1797
01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:52,250
I have understood everything.

1798
01:13:52,958 --> 01:13:54,208
Don't worry.

1799
01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:56,208
No harm will come to this village.

1800
01:13:56,958 --> 01:13:57,708
Zoya...

1801
01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:02,292
I will return those
20 years that you lost.

1802
01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:05,792
And not a single person

1803
01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:08,875
from this village will be
Zatara's pawn anymore.

1804
01:14:10,542 --> 01:14:11,625
Uncle Murad,

1805
01:14:12,250 --> 01:14:15,291
No one will face any consequences.

1806
01:14:15,292 --> 01:14:17,292
[awkward music]

1807
01:14:17,667 --> 01:14:20,291
And the one to offer water
to this helpless...

1808
01:14:20,292 --> 01:14:21,208
Will be me.

1809
01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:24,542
[tense music]

1810
01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:28,292
He's eating up my scene.

1811
01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:29,957
He's not eating anything.
He's offering water.

1812
01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:30,833
Stay on the mark.

1813
01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:36,000
[groaning]

1814
01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:39,208
We're not allowed
to take water from that well.

1815
01:14:39,333 --> 01:14:41,458
That is Zatara's well.

1816
01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:42,708
Villagers...

1817
01:14:42,958 --> 01:14:45,667
Do you want to fill the bucket
from the well

1818
01:14:46,042 --> 01:14:48,458
or with your tears?

1819
01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:53,167
[lock breaks]

1820
01:14:56,083 --> 01:14:58,916
- Where is that?
- What, mister?

1821
01:14:58,917 --> 01:15:00,458
Who am I asking?

1822
01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:04,624
Listen... what's that thing
that's near the well?

1823
01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:05,332
Thirsty guy?

1824
01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:07,375
The thirsty guy is right here.

1825
01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:10,958
The thing that stays bent
over the well like this.

1826
01:15:11,167 --> 01:15:11,917
Horse.

1827
01:15:12,042 --> 01:15:13,375
Not a horse, you idiot.

1828
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:18,208
I'll hit you guys with this bucket.

1829
01:15:18,417 --> 01:15:20,666
It's that thing in your hand.

1830
01:15:20,667 --> 01:15:22,125
Anna, Bucket.

1831
01:15:22,292 --> 01:15:24,500
Bucket it was.

1832
01:15:24,792 --> 01:15:28,250
Sir, give me some water.

1833
01:15:28,417 --> 01:15:30,166
Of course. Of course.

1834
01:15:30,167 --> 01:15:31,874
[camera beeps]

1835
01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:36,417
Now this soldier's going to
give this thirsty man some water.

1836
01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:39,458
Me too. I'll give him some water.

1837
01:15:39,792 --> 01:15:41,083
Me too. Me too.

1838
01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:42,707
Who else wants to give him water?

1839
01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:44,083
Give me the water.
Drink it.

1840
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,917
Come on, drink.

1841
01:15:48,042 --> 01:15:49,375
Drink it.

1842
01:15:49,542 --> 01:15:51,542
[water pouring]

1843
01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:54,375
Stop. Stop.

1844
01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:55,750
Earlier, he was dying of thirst,

1845
01:15:55,917 --> 01:15:57,417
now he'll die from
everyone making him drink.

1846
01:15:57,625 --> 01:15:59,250
People of my nation...

1847
01:15:59,917 --> 01:16:01,958
remember those sacrifices.

1848
01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:04,292
The one who was about to be martyred,

1849
01:16:04,667 --> 01:16:06,917
fill him with water.

1850
01:16:07,375 --> 01:16:09,957
They are my sycophants!

1851
01:16:09,958 --> 01:16:11,333
[awkward music]

1852
01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:14,375
[indistinct chatter]

1853
01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:15,958
Did he call us sycophants?

1854
01:16:16,417 --> 01:16:17,833
Come. Come.

1855
01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:18,958
Please, come.

1856
01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:20,917
What are you looking at, Zoya?

1857
01:16:21,083 --> 01:16:23,041
Welcome them.

1858
01:16:23,042 --> 01:16:24,500
Auntie is right, Zoya.

1859
01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:26,042
Welcome them.

1860
01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:29,750
[gentle music]

1861
01:16:35,167 --> 01:16:37,167
[knife slicing]

1862
01:16:39,083 --> 01:16:41,083
[gentle music]

1863
01:16:45,958 --> 01:16:47,875
You have to do the same.

1864
01:16:50,042 --> 01:16:52,292
This is our tradition.

1865
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,541
[emotional music]

1866
01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:56,792
O wailing mother, can you hold this?

1867
01:16:58,375 --> 01:17:00,375
[gentle music]

1868
01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:06,125
- [knife slicing]
- [emotional music]

1869
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,000
[emotional music continues]

1870
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:21,250
[emotional music continues]

1871
01:17:26,417 --> 01:17:28,417
[emotional music continues]

1872
01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:29,292
Nainsukh.

1873
01:17:29,917 --> 01:17:30,500
Nainsukh...

1874
01:17:30,958 --> 01:17:31,792
Hey, idiot.

1875
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,375
- What is it?
- Keep the camera on me.

1876
01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:39,042
Villagers, you don't have
to fear Zatara anymore.

1877
01:17:39,792 --> 01:17:42,500
Because officer Baljeet Chaudhary
has arrived,

1878
01:17:42,667 --> 01:17:44,583
to close Zatara's chapter.

1879
01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:48,750
The water in that well...

1880
01:17:49,625 --> 01:17:51,083
doesn't belong to Zatara.

1881
01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:53,375
It belongs to us.

1882
01:17:53,917 --> 01:17:56,042
What does the world call this place?

1883
01:17:56,542 --> 01:17:57,375
POK?

1884
01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:00,042
Do you know what POK means?

1885
01:18:00,208 --> 01:18:01,292
POK.

1886
01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:04,500
He keeps on talking.

1887
01:18:05,208 --> 01:18:07,666
Come on, children.
Take your clothes off.

1888
01:18:07,667 --> 01:18:08,749
We're going to bath.

1889
01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:09,667
Come on.

1890
01:18:10,167 --> 01:18:12,332
He's calling me a bloody sycophant.

1891
01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:13,291
- Should I shoot him?
- Shoot him. Shoot him.

1892
01:18:13,292 --> 01:18:15,083
Bhai, only one day of shooting left.

1893
01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:16,583
Then you can shoot him.

1894
01:18:17,333 --> 01:18:18,457
One day of shooting.

1895
01:18:18,458 --> 01:18:19,500
Then we'll both shoot him.

1896
01:18:20,208 --> 01:18:22,583
[upbeat music]

1897
01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:29,042
[upbeat music continues]

1898
01:18:36,042 --> 01:18:38,833
[pashto song]

1899
01:18:49,917 --> 01:18:53,125
[upbeat music continues]

1900
01:19:01,833 --> 01:19:03,958
The Indian soldiers are alive, Zatara.

1901
01:19:05,625 --> 01:19:07,750
[dramtic music]

1902
01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:10,250
And they are in Azadganj.

1903
01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:15,792
[dramtic music]

1904
01:19:17,167 --> 01:19:18,375
Just a moment.

1905
01:19:19,375 --> 01:19:21,667
I know you are a going
out for the interval,

1906
01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:23,500
but I want to stop you.

1907
01:19:23,750 --> 01:19:24,583
Sorry for that.

1908
01:19:24,917 --> 01:19:25,708
What for?

1909
01:19:26,042 --> 01:19:28,250
Because we shot a song

1910
01:19:28,792 --> 01:19:30,875
which we couldn? include in the film.

1911
01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:33,292
So we thought we?l show
you during the interval.

1912
01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:35,207
Please don't ask why.

1913
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:38,542
Watch my song with Disha
Kyun by Talwinder.

1914
01:19:39,417 --> 01:19:42,042
♪

1915
01:19:49,792 --> 01:19:52,292
♪

1916
01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:12,332
<i>♪ Why do I keep running around (like a fool) ♪</i>

1917
01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:15,958
<i>♪ Just for you? ♪</i>

1918
01:20:16,167 --> 01:20:19,916
<i>♪ Why do I keep running around (like a fool)? ♪</i>

1919
01:20:19,917 --> 01:20:23,333
<i>Why do I keep running around (like a fool)?</i>

1920
01:20:23,708 --> 01:20:27,167
<i>♪ Come stand before me for a while,
Let me speak my heart out with a smile. ♪</i>

1921
01:20:27,333 --> 01:20:30,375
<i>♪ Come, let me worship you, ♪</i>

1922
01:20:31,167 --> 01:20:34,916
<i>♪ Why do I keep running around (like a fool) ♪</i>

1923
01:20:34,917 --> 01:20:37,625
<i>♪ Just for you?♪</i>

1924
01:20:53,750 --> 01:20:57,249
<i>♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls,♪</i>

1925
01:20:57,250 --> 01:21:00,375
<i>♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪</i>

1926
01:21:00,917 --> 01:21:04,792
<i>♪ Even the moon is scared to rise at night, ♪</i>

1927
01:21:04,917 --> 01:21:08,500
<i>♪ How can I describe your beauty's light? ♪</i>

1928
01:21:08,667 --> 01:21:10,582
<i>♪ Whenever I drive by your street, ♪</i>

1929
01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:12,457
<i>♪ Your door is always closed ♪</i>

1930
01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:15,875
<i>♪ What am I supposed to say
to your front door? ♪</i>

1931
01:21:16,167 --> 01:21:18,332
<i>♪ The key to your heart, ♪</i>

1932
01:21:18,333 --> 01:21:20,207
<i>♪ Where could it be? ♪</i>

1933
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:22,750
<i>♪ I keep searching for it endlessly ♪</i>

1934
01:21:38,708 --> 01:21:42,332
<i>♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls, ♪</i>

1935
01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:45,917
<i>♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪</i>

1936
01:21:46,292 --> 01:21:47,958
<i>♪ My life and my soul, ♪</i>

1937
01:21:48,125 --> 01:21:50,166
<i>♪ rest in your hands alone ♪</i>

1938
01:21:50,167 --> 01:21:52,250
<i>♪ My life and my soul, ♪</i>

1939
01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:55,582
<i>♪ My life and my soul, ♪</i>

1940
01:21:55,583 --> 01:21:57,417
<i>♪ rest in your hands alone ♪</i>

1941
01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:59,958
<i>♪ My life and my soul, ♪</i>

1942
01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:03,291
<i>♪ My life and my soul, ♪</i>

1943
01:22:03,292 --> 01:22:04,875
<i>♪ rest in your hands alone ♪</i>

1944
01:22:05,042 --> 01:22:07,375
<i>♪ My life and my soul, ♪</i>

1945
01:22:08,833 --> 01:22:12,416
<i>♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls, ♪</i>

1946
01:22:12,417 --> 01:22:16,042
<i>♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪</i>

1947
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:19,874
<i>♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls, ♪</i>

1948
01:22:19,875 --> 01:22:22,208
<i>♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪</i>

1949
01:22:38,917 --> 01:22:42,416
<i>♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls, ♪</i>

1950
01:22:42,417 --> 01:22:46,042
<i>♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪</i>

1951
01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:49,957
<i>♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls, ♪</i>

1952
01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:52,125
<i>♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪</i>

1953
01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:14,208
[acoustic music]

1954
01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:16,624
- Nainsukh.
- Yes.

1955
01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:18,750
Now go and shoot happy montages.

1956
01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:19,832
Okay, done.

1957
01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:21,250
- Happy... yeah.
- Full lights.

1958
01:23:21,875 --> 01:23:23,333
- Where did he go?
- Happy.

1959
01:23:26,750 --> 01:23:28,417
Home-cooked food made by Mom.

1960
01:23:31,667 --> 01:23:34,417
[acoustic music]

1961
01:23:39,125 --> 01:23:41,542
What was the meaning
of cutting the fingers?

1962
01:23:42,042 --> 01:23:43,958
[gibberish]

1963
01:23:46,250 --> 01:23:47,332
Auntie is right.

1964
01:23:47,333 --> 01:23:48,958
But what is Auntie saying?

1965
01:23:50,833 --> 01:23:53,125
[acoustic music]

1966
01:23:57,917 --> 01:24:00,958
[acoustic music continues]

1967
01:24:06,667 --> 01:24:07,750
Benny.

1968
01:24:08,333 --> 01:24:10,166
I don't understand why you

1969
01:24:10,167 --> 01:24:13,500
or Rajeev won't tell Nadia the truth?

1970
01:24:13,792 --> 01:24:16,083
Nadia was mistaken that night, right?

1971
01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:18,542
So, tell her.
I'm sure she will understand.

1972
01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:19,666
Brother says...

1973
01:24:19,667 --> 01:24:22,958
what's the point of love
that needs clarification?

1974
01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,125
Uff.

1975
01:24:24,250 --> 01:24:26,542
Welcome To The Jungle of Love.

1976
01:24:28,417 --> 01:24:30,208
[upbeat music]

1977
01:24:31,208 --> 01:24:32,125
Jenny...

1978
01:24:34,167 --> 01:24:36,000
My that beats for you.

1979
01:24:36,167 --> 01:24:37,125
What?

1980
01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:39,292
- No, I mean...
- What's happening, Anna?

1981
01:24:39,458 --> 01:24:41,042
Did he have to show up now?

1982
01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:44,417
- What was Anna talking about?
- His heart.

1983
01:24:44,542 --> 01:24:45,333
Whose heart?

1984
01:24:48,292 --> 01:24:49,542
My heart.

1985
01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:53,375
[dramatic music]

1986
01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:54,833
Get lost.

1987
01:24:56,958 --> 01:24:58,583
[dramatic music]

1988
01:25:02,333 --> 01:25:03,166
Take it.

1989
01:25:03,167 --> 01:25:04,417
Thank you, uncle.

1990
01:25:04,542 --> 01:25:05,250
Take.

1991
01:25:05,458 --> 01:25:06,292
Thank you, uncle.

1992
01:25:06,458 --> 01:25:08,792
And you take all of it.

1993
01:25:09,250 --> 01:25:10,167
What?

1994
01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:11,583
No, thank you.

1995
01:25:11,792 --> 01:25:12,875
[music fades out]

1996
01:25:13,167 --> 01:25:15,375
She's Zoya's daughter. Urvi.

1997
01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:16,333
Zoya who?

1998
01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:18,458
Zoya... who spat...

1999
01:25:19,458 --> 01:25:21,250
Years later, I'm seeing
a smile on her face.

2000
01:25:22,083 --> 01:25:23,417
[emotional music]

2001
01:25:23,792 --> 01:25:25,375
Because of Zatara,

2002
01:25:26,542 --> 01:25:30,083
Zoya lost her husband
and the innocent child lost her voice.

2003
01:25:32,167 --> 01:25:33,667
She lost her husband.

2004
01:25:35,292 --> 01:25:36,625
I won't spare you, Zatara.

2005
01:25:37,125 --> 01:25:38,667
You killed the poor guy.

2006
01:25:39,542 --> 01:25:41,708
[crying music]

2007
01:25:46,958 --> 01:25:47,792
Son...

2008
01:25:49,542 --> 01:25:51,125
[arabic language]

2009
01:25:51,958 --> 01:25:53,375
[arabic language]

2010
01:25:54,125 --> 01:25:55,458
[arabic language]

2011
01:25:56,208 --> 01:25:57,958
she lost her voice.

2012
01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,750
Amen. Amen.

2013
01:26:01,458 --> 01:26:02,708
[funny music]

2014
01:26:03,083 --> 01:26:04,500
Which Urdu does he speak?

2015
01:26:04,917 --> 01:26:06,875
Who's going to understand
when the film releases?

2016
01:26:07,042 --> 01:26:08,875
Get rid of this character. End it.

2017
01:26:09,542 --> 01:26:10,749
Go and rest in the room.

2018
01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:12,000
Lunch will be announced soon.

2019
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,457
Go to your room and relax.

2020
01:26:13,458 --> 01:26:15,125
Don't take tension, darling.

2021
01:26:15,292 --> 01:26:16,458
We're there.

2022
01:26:17,375 --> 01:26:19,207
How long before the chopper arrives?

2023
01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,542
At least four hours.

2024
01:26:20,667 --> 01:26:22,416
Should we shoot the climax until then?

2025
01:26:22,417 --> 01:26:23,332
How are we going to do that?

2026
01:26:23,333 --> 01:26:24,707
We need a villain, we need goons.

2027
01:26:24,708 --> 01:26:25,333
Where are we going to get those?

2028
01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:26,291
So what?

2029
01:26:26,292 --> 01:26:28,000
You arrange for a few
and I'll arrange for a few.

2030
01:26:28,125 --> 01:26:29,874
And let's start shooting.

2031
01:26:29,875 --> 01:26:31,207
You find four people,
and I'll find four.

2032
01:26:31,208 --> 01:26:33,667
- Yes.
- Understood? Four.

2033
01:26:33,792 --> 01:26:34,667
And go.

2034
01:26:35,208 --> 01:26:35,917
Nainsukh.

2035
01:26:36,042 --> 01:26:37,458
Nainsukh, where are you?

2036
01:26:38,333 --> 01:26:39,542
Fixed it.

2037
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,333
I am over here.

2038
01:26:42,708 --> 01:26:44,417
[horses neigh sound]

2039
01:26:46,083 --> 01:26:47,292
They are here!

2040
01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:52,333
[dramatic music]

2041
01:26:57,375 --> 01:26:59,458
Dev found four men.

2042
01:26:59,917 --> 01:27:01,167
Dev!

2043
01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:05,750
Brilliant. Four men.

2044
01:27:05,875 --> 01:27:08,958
Das. You found four men.

2045
01:27:09,125 --> 01:27:10,500
What's the matter?

2046
01:27:11,167 --> 01:27:14,958
Why did all the rats come
out today instead of hiding

2047
01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:16,416
in their burrow.

2048
01:27:16,417 --> 01:27:18,957
Because these rats
have become lions.

2049
01:27:18,958 --> 01:27:20,917
Brave Indian soldiers of

2050
01:27:21,167 --> 01:27:23,500
the are here to face you.

2051
01:27:24,625 --> 01:27:27,250
We've been waiting...
for this day for ages.

2052
01:27:27,625 --> 01:27:32,957
[gibberish]

2053
01:27:32,958 --> 01:27:34,333
Auntie is absolutely right.

2054
01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:38,125
I can never understand
what this old hag says.

2055
01:27:38,292 --> 01:27:40,833
[arabic language]

2056
01:27:41,500 --> 01:27:43,542
[arabic language]

2057
01:27:43,875 --> 01:27:46,750
And even God cannot
understand his Urdu.

2058
01:27:47,250 --> 01:27:50,125
If it wasn't for my brother,
I would have shot them dead!

2059
01:27:50,958 --> 01:27:54,375
[dramatic music]

2060
01:28:01,167 --> 01:28:03,375
So the news was right.

2061
01:28:03,583 --> 01:28:06,750
Indian soldiers are alive.

2062
01:28:07,875 --> 01:28:11,332
Abdullah, Krishan, bloody traitors.

2063
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:13,042
You joined hands with them.

2064
01:28:13,875 --> 01:28:16,500
Dev Das, what kind of climax is this?

2065
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:17,792
Only four men.

2066
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,541
That's your big climax?

2067
01:28:19,542 --> 01:28:20,500
Let me explain.

2068
01:28:20,667 --> 01:28:22,042
Leave it, Das.

2069
01:28:22,542 --> 01:28:24,958
Look, they are four now...

2070
01:28:25,125 --> 01:28:27,500
but you'll see four hundred on screen.

2071
01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:28,582
Four hundred?

2072
01:28:28,583 --> 01:28:30,875
With the help
of special effects and AI.

2073
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,042
They are four now.

2074
01:28:32,292 --> 01:28:33,416
We'll add another hundred
behind them,

2075
01:28:33,417 --> 01:28:35,457
then another hundred,
then a few hundred more.

2076
01:28:35,458 --> 01:28:37,250
We'll fill the screen
with as many as you want.

2077
01:28:37,458 --> 01:28:38,333
Please.

2078
01:28:39,792 --> 01:28:40,708
Did you hear?

2079
01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:42,167
I did.

2080
01:28:44,125 --> 01:28:45,125
Four hundred.

2081
01:28:45,625 --> 01:28:47,375
[playful music]

2082
01:28:47,792 --> 01:28:49,958
- Nice.
- Nice.

2083
01:28:50,750 --> 01:28:51,874
But this is my scene.

2084
01:28:51,875 --> 01:28:53,083
I don't want Anna and Romeo...

2085
01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:56,167
Let's go before
the chopper shows up.

2086
01:28:57,458 --> 01:28:58,208
Why...

2087
01:28:59,333 --> 01:29:00,167
He...

2088
01:29:00,542 --> 01:29:02,833
- Okay.
- Oh yes.

2089
01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:05,708
I don't want to do this film.

2090
01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:08,208
Brother, We're getting millions.

2091
01:29:09,833 --> 01:29:11,542
Money always changes my mind.

2092
01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:18,499
We swear on the soil
you are standing on,

2093
01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:21,833
we'll bury all of you in this soil.

2094
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,167
- Teach you all a lesson.
- Very good.

2095
01:29:24,375 --> 01:29:24,999
Good dialogues.

2096
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:26,667
Wipe the floor with you!

2097
01:29:26,792 --> 01:29:29,500
Do you think you're a tough guy?

2098
01:29:29,875 --> 01:29:31,708
Raise hell here!

2099
01:29:31,958 --> 01:29:33,583
Wipe the floor with you!

2100
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:38,000
If you raise your head,
I will chop it off.

2101
01:29:38,167 --> 01:29:40,124
Raise hell here!

2102
01:29:40,125 --> 01:29:41,750
Wipe the floor with you!

2103
01:29:42,250 --> 01:29:43,957
What are you looking at?

2104
01:29:43,958 --> 01:29:46,750
You raise an eyebrow, I'll raise hell.

2105
01:29:47,083 --> 01:29:48,000
Who are they talking to?

2106
01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:50,625
if you have guts, then come.

2107
01:29:50,792 --> 01:29:51,958
I will kill everyone.

2108
01:29:52,083 --> 01:29:53,125
Raise hell here!

2109
01:29:53,250 --> 01:29:54,625
Who are they talking to?

2110
01:29:54,792 --> 01:29:56,957
- Romeo, you are covering me.
- What are you saying, Anna?

2111
01:29:56,958 --> 01:29:58,167
Come on.

2112
01:29:58,750 --> 01:30:01,875
Forget raising hell,
get your eyes checked first.

2113
01:30:03,208 --> 01:30:04,292
[funny music]

2114
01:30:05,875 --> 01:30:07,249
- He hit me for real.
- Yes.

2115
01:30:07,250 --> 01:30:08,417
He hit the don.

2116
01:30:08,625 --> 01:30:10,000
You're taking it too far now.

2117
01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:11,750
And you take this.

2118
01:30:12,667 --> 01:30:14,125
you...

2119
01:30:14,542 --> 01:30:16,292
[groaning]

2120
01:30:21,167 --> 01:30:22,792
Brother, the climax has started.

2121
01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:25,458
Leave that.
Time for some action.

2122
01:30:25,583 --> 01:30:26,250
Go.

2123
01:30:26,958 --> 01:30:28,958
Punch him in the guts.

2124
01:30:31,125 --> 01:30:34,583
[action music]

2125
01:30:38,375 --> 01:30:41,000
[intense action music]

2126
01:30:43,167 --> 01:30:45,125
- Come on.
- Let's go.

2127
01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:46,542
- You hit me.
- Take that.

2128
01:30:46,708 --> 01:30:48,042
Stop it.

2129
01:30:48,167 --> 01:30:49,333
Kick him in the back!

2130
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:52,708
[intense action music]

2131
01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:55,000
Attack!

2132
01:30:56,958 --> 01:30:59,167
[intense action music]

2133
01:31:03,667 --> 01:31:06,292
[action music]

2134
01:31:08,333 --> 01:31:09,250
♪

2135
01:31:09,583 --> 01:31:15,958
<i>♪ No, no, no, no ♪</i>

2136
01:31:16,083 --> 01:31:19,292
<i>♪ Stay with me and live in bliss, ♪</i>

2137
01:31:19,458 --> 01:31:24,416
<i>♪ cash in on every happines ♪</i>

2138
01:31:24,417 --> 01:31:27,250
<i>♪ Stay with me and live in bliss,
cash in on every happiness ♪</i>

2139
01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:29,792
[clothes tearning sound]

2140
01:31:30,292 --> 01:31:32,042
[crying sound]

2141
01:31:33,292 --> 01:31:34,292
Stop it.

2142
01:31:34,792 --> 01:31:36,292
Who hits like this?

2143
01:31:36,792 --> 01:31:38,292
Even we have a reputation.

2144
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,917
I am going. I am going.

2145
01:31:41,583 --> 01:31:43,625
[emotional music]

2146
01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,542
[wood break sound]

2147
01:31:47,042 --> 01:31:49,625
[acoustic music]

2148
01:31:50,458 --> 01:31:51,250
I will show you.

2149
01:31:51,417 --> 01:31:53,083
I'll show all of you.

2150
01:31:53,208 --> 01:31:54,958
Move aside,

2151
01:31:55,833 --> 01:31:58,542
[romantic music]

2152
01:32:05,417 --> 01:32:07,292
Alright. Action's done.

2153
01:32:07,458 --> 01:32:09,707
Tell Rajeev to start the song
then we can leave.

2154
01:32:09,708 --> 01:32:10,583
Rajeev.

2155
01:32:10,750 --> 01:32:12,917
♪

2156
01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:30,292
<i>♪ Radiant, comfort of the soul, ♪</i>

2157
01:32:44,958 --> 01:32:48,916
<i>♪ Radiant, comfort of the soul, ♪</i>

2158
01:32:48,917 --> 01:32:53,082
<i>♪ Flower-veiled, extraordinary one ♪</i>

2159
01:32:53,083 --> 01:32:57,041
<i>♪ In an embrace of whispered secrets, ♪</i>

2160
01:32:57,042 --> 01:33:00,625
<i>♪ A graceful surrender to beauty ♪</i>

2161
01:33:08,708 --> 01:33:11,875
<i>♪ We're crazy, we're lovers ♪</i>

2162
01:33:12,792 --> 01:33:16,042
<i>♪ Ready always ♪</i>

2163
01:33:16,667 --> 01:33:18,791
<i>♪ We're crazy, we're lovers ♪</i>

2164
01:33:18,792 --> 01:33:20,791
<i>♪ Ready always ♪</i>

2165
01:33:20,792 --> 01:33:22,749
<i>♪ We make friends from the heart ♪</i>

2166
01:33:22,750 --> 01:33:25,542
<i>♪ our hearts overflow with lov ♪</i>

2167
01:33:28,375 --> 01:33:35,082
<i>♪ My love, wherever you go, I'll follow ♪</i>

2168
01:33:35,083 --> 01:33:36,917
<i>♪ Radiant, comfort of the soul ♪</i>

2169
01:33:37,042 --> 01:33:39,124
<i>♪ Flower-veiled, extraordinary one ♪</i>

2170
01:33:39,125 --> 01:33:41,124
<i>♪ In an embrace of whispered secrets ♪</i>

2171
01:33:41,125 --> 01:33:42,832
<i>♪ A graceful surrender to beauty ♪</i>

2172
01:33:42,833 --> 01:33:44,667
<i>♪ We're crazy, we're lovers ♪</i>

2173
01:33:44,792 --> 01:33:46,749
<i>♪ Ready always ♪</i>

2174
01:33:46,750 --> 01:33:48,791
<i>♪ We make friends from the heart ♪</i>

2175
01:33:48,792 --> 01:33:52,292
<i>♪ our hearts overflow with love ♪</i>

2176
01:33:54,417 --> 01:34:01,000
<i>♪ My love, wherever you go
I'll follow ♪</i>

2177
01:34:09,333 --> 01:34:13,374
<i>♪ You spoke those words
with your hand on your heart ♪</i>

2178
01:34:13,375 --> 01:34:17,167
<i>♪ You struck such a melody,
every heart began to sway ♪</i>

2179
01:34:21,292 --> 01:34:25,249
<i>♪ You're swaying with the beat,
yet lost in your graceful pride ♪</i>

2180
01:34:25,250 --> 01:34:30,375
<i>♪ I swear, my love,
what irresistible charm you have ♪

2181
01:34:32,458 --> 01:34:38,875
<i>♪ My love...
the magic lies in your youth ♪</i>

2182
01:34:39,042 --> 01:34:41,291
Brother. They all hit me.

2183
01:34:41,292 --> 01:34:42,457
The kids hit me.

2184
01:34:42,458 --> 01:34:44,917
Here, there, they hit me everywhere.

2185
01:34:45,042 --> 01:34:46,917
Come on, brother.
Let's go take revenge.

2186
01:34:47,250 --> 01:34:51,083
<i>♪ I've seen a thousand shades of you,
my love ♪</i>

2187
01:34:51,250 --> 01:34:55,458
<i>♪ My heart longs for you...
just glance at me once ♪</i>

2188
01:34:59,375 --> 01:35:03,208
<i>♪ These kohl-lined eyes of mine
can turn day into night ♪</i>

2189
01:35:03,375 --> 01:35:07,167
<i>♪ These golden tresses of mine
can summon the rain ♪</i>

2190
01:35:10,417 --> 01:35:16,333
<i>♪ My love... crazy, crazy... crazy for you ♪</i>

2191
01:35:16,667 --> 01:35:18,999
<i>♪ We're crazy, we're lovers ♪</i>

2192
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:21,082
<i>♪ We're ready always ♪</i>

2193
01:35:21,083 --> 01:35:23,041
<i>♪ We make friends from the heart ♪/i</i>

2194
01:35:23,042 --> 01:35:24,958
<i>♪ our hearts overflow with love ♪</i>

2195
01:35:28,042 --> 01:35:30,707
<i>♪ My love ♪</i>

2196
01:35:30,708 --> 01:35:34,957
<i>♪ I'll be wherever you go ♪</i>

2197
01:35:34,958 --> 01:35:36,999
<i>♪ Radiant, comfort of the soul ♪</i>

2198
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,916
<i>♪ Flower-veiled, extraordinary one ♪</i>

2199
01:35:38,917 --> 01:35:40,957
<i>♪ In an embrace of whispered secrets ♪</i>

2200
01:35:40,958 --> 01:35:42,333
<i>♪ A graceful surrender to beauty ♪</i>

2201
01:35:42,833 --> 01:35:44,958
[galloping music]

2202
01:36:37,417 --> 01:36:40,750
[galloping music]

2203
01:36:51,625 --> 01:36:53,625
Hey Dev, Song is over.

2204
01:36:53,875 --> 01:36:55,416
Tell everyone to
come in military costume.

2205
01:36:55,417 --> 01:36:57,542
- Everyone back in military costume.
- <i>♪ Radiant, comfort of the soul ♪</i>

2206
01:36:57,708 --> 01:37:00,625
<i>♪ Flower-veiled, extraordinary one ♪</i>

2207
01:37:01,042 --> 01:37:03,750
<i>♪ In an embrace of whispered secrets ♪</i>

2208
01:37:04,083 --> 01:37:06,333
<i>♪ A graceful surrender to beauty ♪</i>

2209
01:37:06,958 --> 01:37:09,458
[blast music]

2210
01:37:13,292 --> 01:37:14,250
Was it a blast?

2211
01:37:15,042 --> 01:37:16,792
- So many people.
- Where?

2212
01:37:17,250 --> 01:37:19,958
[dramtic music]

2213
01:37:22,667 --> 01:37:25,917
[intense music]

2214
01:37:29,750 --> 01:37:33,125
[dramatic music]

2215
01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:38,416
Nainsukh, climax again?

2216
01:37:38,417 --> 01:37:39,832
Mind blasting.

2217
01:37:39,833 --> 01:37:41,624
Now this is a climax!
Dev-Das.

2218
01:37:41,625 --> 01:37:42,124
Very good.

2219
01:37:42,125 --> 01:37:43,375
I'm so happy with y'all.

2220
01:37:43,667 --> 01:37:45,250
This next scene is mine.

2221
01:37:45,542 --> 01:37:46,792
No one's going to hijack it.

2222
01:37:48,750 --> 01:37:51,458
[intense music]

2223
01:37:52,125 --> 01:37:55,792
Zatara!

2224
01:37:58,333 --> 01:38:01,333
Before getting your hands on Azadganj,

2225
01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:03,792
you will have to go through me.

2226
01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:08,416
You will have to face this rock.

2227
01:38:08,417 --> 01:38:09,542
This one!

2228
01:38:09,708 --> 01:38:10,582
Listen carefully.

2229
01:38:10,583 --> 01:38:12,957
You will have to face this rock.

2230
01:38:12,958 --> 01:38:14,167
This one.

2231
01:38:15,250 --> 01:38:16,250
Stop.

2232
01:38:17,208 --> 01:38:20,083
Courage dared the impossible.

2233
01:38:20,542 --> 01:38:22,417
Few heads have dared to rise

2234
01:38:22,583 --> 01:38:24,833
among a thousand blades.

2235
01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:28,166
Dev-Das, where did you get
all these characters?

2236
01:38:28,167 --> 01:38:29,541
We have a limited budget.

2237
01:38:29,542 --> 01:38:30,666
Two minutes. Hold on.

2238
01:38:30,667 --> 01:38:33,582
Look, I understand
where you got the four guys.

2239
01:38:33,583 --> 01:38:36,042
But how did you arrange
these many people?

2240
01:38:36,292 --> 01:38:39,457
- I hired those four people?
- Exactly. You got those four people.

2241
01:38:39,458 --> 01:38:40,583
But where did I get those four guys?

2242
01:38:40,750 --> 01:38:41,666
Over here.

2243
01:38:41,667 --> 01:38:44,167
Das... I didn't hire those guys.
I thought you got them.

2244
01:38:44,333 --> 01:38:45,250
- I got them?
- Great.

2245
01:38:45,417 --> 01:38:47,082
Why ask me if you got them?

2246
01:38:47,083 --> 01:38:48,582
I am asking a question.
There's a question mark.

2247
01:38:48,583 --> 01:38:49,624
I got them?

2248
01:38:49,625 --> 01:38:52,167
I didn't get them.
There's a full stop.

2249
01:38:52,292 --> 01:38:53,332
If you didn't get them,

2250
01:38:53,333 --> 01:38:55,333
he didn't get them,
then who are they?

2251
01:38:55,542 --> 01:38:59,292
How dare you stand in front of Zatara?

2252
01:38:59,833 --> 01:39:01,875
[shocking music]

2253
01:39:02,250 --> 01:39:03,417
Zatara!

2254
01:39:03,583 --> 01:39:05,125
You are looking at a man!

2255
01:39:05,250 --> 01:39:06,875
And I am challenging you.

2256
01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:08,667
Come fight me.

2257
01:39:09,083 --> 01:39:10,499
Did you guys see?

2258
01:39:10,500 --> 01:39:12,292
That's Zatara.

2259
01:39:12,917 --> 01:39:14,708
Poor guy never saw anything
his entire life.

2260
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:17,000
And the first thing he sees...
is Zatara.

2261
01:39:17,125 --> 01:39:19,957
Zatara, I will crush you...

2262
01:39:19,958 --> 01:39:22,708
These two drama queens
ruined several scenes.

2263
01:39:23,083 --> 01:39:24,333
It's my turn now.

2264
01:39:24,708 --> 01:39:25,832
I will hijack this scene.

2265
01:39:25,833 --> 01:39:29,625
- For this country...
- This soldier will die.

2266
01:39:31,333 --> 01:39:37,000
And I...will eradicate you evildoers.

2267
01:39:40,167 --> 01:39:43,250
Your tiny bullet...

2268
01:39:43,958 --> 01:39:45,375
[funny music]

2269
01:39:47,083 --> 01:39:47,958
Ouch...

2270
01:39:49,667 --> 01:39:50,583
He shot me!

2271
01:39:50,750 --> 01:39:53,000
It's a good thing you shot him.

2272
01:39:53,125 --> 01:39:54,917
Now, I will take revenge.

2273
01:39:55,042 --> 01:39:57,374
What happened? What happened?
What is this?

2274
01:39:57,375 --> 01:39:58,291
Have you lost your mind?

2275
01:39:58,292 --> 01:39:59,917
- Are you alright?
- Do you want me to shoot you?

2276
01:40:00,292 --> 01:40:01,207
Do you know how painful it is?

2277
01:40:01,208 --> 01:40:02,958
- What happened?
- He...

2278
01:40:03,625 --> 01:40:05,417
Stop looking at those kids.

2279
01:40:05,625 --> 01:40:06,500
Look at me.

2280
01:40:07,750 --> 01:40:10,042
I am challenging you.

2281
01:40:10,542 --> 01:40:12,374
- Hey...
- Yes.

2282
01:40:12,375 --> 01:40:13,917
- Who uses real bullets?
- This is not fair.

2283
01:40:14,042 --> 01:40:14,917
Should I use my real thing?

2284
01:40:15,042 --> 01:40:18,124
I think we'll have
to tell them the truth.

2285
01:40:18,125 --> 01:40:18,999
Tell us what?

2286
01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:20,167
What is this about?

2287
01:40:20,333 --> 01:40:21,832
Hurry up and tell them.
Stop wasting time.

2288
01:40:21,833 --> 01:40:23,082
Yes. Yes.

2289
01:40:23,083 --> 01:40:23,833
Come here.

2290
01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:25,042
will you speak in my ears or what?

2291
01:40:25,333 --> 01:40:27,792
This is a real village
and real villagers.

2292
01:40:27,917 --> 01:40:28,624
What do you mean?

2293
01:40:28,625 --> 01:40:31,417
You have challenged
a real force today.

2294
01:40:31,583 --> 01:40:33,957
You'll die a dog's death, Zatara.

2295
01:40:33,958 --> 01:40:36,208
Zatara is real, and so are his men.

2296
01:40:36,333 --> 01:40:37,542
No... no.

2297
01:40:37,708 --> 01:40:40,250
Their guns are real
and so are the bullets.

2298
01:40:40,375 --> 01:40:41,250
Are you serious?

2299
01:40:41,375 --> 01:40:42,875
Yes, they are all real.

2300
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:43,875
And the horses?

2301
01:40:45,208 --> 01:40:47,542
Forget the horse,
we're doomed.

2302
01:40:47,667 --> 01:40:49,458
We are all going to die.

2303
01:40:49,833 --> 01:40:51,250
This is Zatara's territory.

2304
01:40:53,375 --> 01:40:57,792
Zatara, you have invited
your own death coming here.

2305
01:40:57,917 --> 01:41:02,207
Because you're facing
the biggest khiladi,

2306
01:41:02,208 --> 01:41:05,166
International Khiladi,
global khiladi,

2307
01:41:05,167 --> 01:41:06,832
khiladiyon ka khiladi!

2308
01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:08,333
- Brother.
- Yes.

2309
01:41:08,583 --> 01:41:11,416
He's barking a lot.
Let me kill him.

2310
01:41:11,417 --> 01:41:12,417
Let him bark.

2311
01:41:12,542 --> 01:41:14,957
Stop it, Rajeev,
or our game will be up.

2312
01:41:14,958 --> 01:41:16,832
[Hindi rhyme]

2313
01:41:16,833 --> 01:41:18,041
He will not agree.

2314
01:41:18,042 --> 01:41:19,542
We'll have to bring him back.

2315
01:41:19,667 --> 01:41:21,749
- Confidence.
- Their soldiers are here.

2316
01:41:21,750 --> 01:41:25,167
We'll nail those horse shoes
on his forehead.

2317
01:41:25,292 --> 01:41:26,542
What happened?

2318
01:41:27,125 --> 01:41:28,333
What are you doing?

2319
01:41:30,667 --> 01:41:32,249
Why did you bring me here?

2320
01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:34,124
I was doing that scene so well...

2321
01:41:34,125 --> 01:41:35,042
Daddy...

2322
01:41:37,458 --> 01:41:38,667
And why is everyone crying?

2323
01:41:39,667 --> 01:41:41,333
[funny music]

2324
01:41:41,583 --> 01:41:42,833
My performance
made you all cry, right?

2325
01:41:42,958 --> 01:41:43,750
No,

2326
01:41:43,875 --> 01:41:45,332
Your silliness.

2327
01:41:45,333 --> 01:41:48,750
we're crying, thinking about what's going
to happen to us because of you nonsense.

2328
01:41:48,917 --> 01:41:49,583
What's going to happen?

2329
01:41:49,708 --> 01:41:50,542
What's going to happen?

2330
01:41:50,708 --> 01:41:52,250
Zatara's bullets are real.

2331
01:41:52,375 --> 01:41:53,792
This is blood, not ketchup.

2332
01:41:53,917 --> 01:41:55,375
Lick it.

2333
01:41:55,500 --> 01:41:58,250
Krishan and Abdullah are real.

2334
01:41:58,375 --> 01:42:00,583
The one who is pouring the water.

2335
01:42:00,792 --> 01:42:02,792
Zatara is also real.

2336
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:04,250
And the horses?

2337
01:42:08,958 --> 01:42:10,292
[intense music]

2338
01:42:12,125 --> 01:42:13,583
You should have told me earlier.

2339
01:42:13,708 --> 01:42:15,750
I talked so much trash about him.

2340
01:42:15,917 --> 01:42:18,375
You should have told me
that this Zatara...

2341
01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:21,958
[suspenseful music]

2342
01:42:25,750 --> 01:42:27,583
[suspenseful music continues]

2343
01:42:30,292 --> 01:42:31,500
Shut up, guys.

2344
01:42:32,167 --> 01:42:33,582
Who are you telling to shut up?

2345
01:42:33,583 --> 01:42:34,792
They aren't talking.

2346
01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:41,249
Only dons can save us from Zatara.

2347
01:42:41,250 --> 01:42:42,416
Where will we get these dons?

2348
01:42:42,417 --> 01:42:42,999
What?

2349
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:44,624
But there are no dons here.

2350
01:42:44,625 --> 01:42:45,542
They are right here.

2351
01:42:46,083 --> 01:42:48,249
He's Uday's brother Anna Shetty

2352
01:42:48,250 --> 01:42:49,667
and Majnu's brother Romeo.

2353
01:42:49,792 --> 01:42:51,500
Don?

2354
01:42:52,625 --> 01:42:54,667
The things these eyes have to see.

2355
01:42:54,833 --> 01:42:55,792
These guys are dons.

2356
01:42:56,458 --> 01:42:58,667
What are you guys doing?

2357
01:42:58,875 --> 01:43:00,499
Go and fight Zatara.

2358
01:43:00,500 --> 01:43:03,082
I won't interfere
in this scene, nor the fight.

2359
01:43:03,083 --> 01:43:05,792
You can even keep these
two heroines if you want.

2360
01:43:06,042 --> 01:43:07,583
You decide everything.

2361
01:43:07,708 --> 01:43:08,999
And don't touch my hair.

2362
01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:10,542
Are you guys crazy?

2363
01:43:11,333 --> 01:43:12,874
There's a difference between
dons and terrorists.

2364
01:43:12,875 --> 01:43:16,958
We use bombs, but these guys
blow themselves up.

2365
01:43:18,250 --> 01:43:21,000
We shoot first and then talk.

2366
01:43:21,167 --> 01:43:23,666
- But they shoot first...
- And then talk?

2367
01:43:23,667 --> 01:43:27,083
No... they shoot first
and then shoot some more.

2368
01:43:27,292 --> 01:43:29,042
But when do they talk?

2369
01:43:29,542 --> 01:43:30,958
Will you shut up?

2370
01:43:33,708 --> 01:43:34,792
We are dons.

2371
01:43:34,958 --> 01:43:36,583
He's a terrorist.

2372
01:43:38,833 --> 01:43:42,041
Mister, you were over there.

2373
01:43:42,042 --> 01:43:42,999
How did you get here so quickly?

2374
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:43,917
Not fair.

2375
01:43:44,083 --> 01:43:47,125
Alright, fine, we'll go over there.
Let's go.

2376
01:43:47,292 --> 01:43:49,042
[funny music]

2377
01:43:49,542 --> 01:43:51,875
[suspensful music]

2378
01:43:53,292 --> 01:43:57,167
Dev-Das... it's your responsibility
to take us back alive.

2379
01:43:57,333 --> 01:43:59,082
One of you go talk to him.

2380
01:43:59,083 --> 01:44:01,792
Das, you're the eldest.
You go talk to him.

2381
01:44:02,458 --> 01:44:03,917
Yes, Das. You go.

2382
01:44:04,208 --> 01:44:07,458
You go. Confidence.
Confidence.

2383
01:44:07,833 --> 01:44:09,500
- All the best.
- Come on.

2384
01:44:10,833 --> 01:44:13,000
Zatara. Let me explain.

2385
01:44:13,125 --> 01:44:13,916
Go ahead.

2386
01:44:13,917 --> 01:44:16,458
I think you are confused.

2387
01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:18,875
Let me clear your confusion.

2388
01:44:19,250 --> 01:44:23,542
There are two kinds
of clouds in the sky.

2389
01:44:24,333 --> 01:44:27,292
The ones that rain...
and the ones that thunder.

2390
01:44:27,708 --> 01:44:31,333
The clouds that bring rain
never thunder.

2391
01:44:31,542 --> 01:44:34,250
They just rain.

2392
01:44:36,458 --> 01:44:38,708
[confusing music]

2393
01:44:39,375 --> 01:44:41,208
- And...
- And what?

2394
01:44:41,500 --> 01:44:43,542
You said there are
two kinds of clouds.

2395
01:44:43,667 --> 01:44:44,625
The ones that rain don't thunder.

2396
01:44:45,042 --> 01:44:48,042
What about the ones
that thunder?

2397
01:44:48,250 --> 01:44:49,707
They just thunder.

2398
01:44:49,708 --> 01:44:50,541
One rains...

2399
01:44:50,542 --> 01:44:52,125
Why did you send him?

2400
01:44:52,375 --> 01:44:53,791
How's he supposed to explain anything?

2401
01:44:53,792 --> 01:44:54,374
Why?

2402
01:44:54,375 --> 01:44:56,708
He still hasn't managed
to explain his own film.

2403
01:44:57,250 --> 01:44:59,417
- The cloud that rains.
- Correct.

2404
01:44:59,542 --> 01:45:03,791
The cloud which thunders, only thunders.

2405
01:45:03,792 --> 01:45:06,333
Zatara sir. Zatara sir. Zatara sir.

2406
01:45:06,500 --> 01:45:08,458
Please don't listen to him.

2407
01:45:08,625 --> 01:45:11,500
I will explain the entire
situation in two minutes.

2408
01:45:11,875 --> 01:45:13,500
[wind sound]

2409
01:45:14,042 --> 01:45:15,667
Can you hear anything?

2410
01:45:17,917 --> 01:45:18,792
It's as simple as that.

2411
01:45:18,917 --> 01:45:20,207
That's all.

2412
01:45:20,208 --> 01:45:21,957
I explained everything. Come on.

2413
01:45:21,958 --> 01:45:23,500
Everything will be alright.

2414
01:45:24,083 --> 01:45:24,833
What's wrong with you?

2415
01:45:24,958 --> 01:45:25,750
How can everything be fine?

2416
01:45:25,917 --> 01:45:26,750
Explained to him what?

2417
01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:28,333
You should have given him
in writing instead.

2418
01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:30,292
You didn't say a word to him.

2419
01:45:30,583 --> 01:45:31,917
Who will go explain to him next?

2420
01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:36,208
Who will go?
who will become the scapegoat?

2421
01:45:36,333 --> 01:45:38,333
Someone please.

2422
01:45:39,875 --> 01:45:41,875
[suspenseful music]

2423
01:45:42,792 --> 01:45:44,333
Paa ji, you go explain to him.

2424
01:45:44,458 --> 01:45:45,541
Even your name is Diler.

2425
01:45:45,542 --> 01:45:46,250
What Daler?

2426
01:45:46,500 --> 01:45:50,292
Calling oneself Diler doesn't
make anyone brave.

2427
01:45:50,458 --> 01:45:52,333
Names don't mean a thing.

2428
01:45:52,542 --> 01:45:56,666
My wife's name is Shanti,
but she keeps chattering all the time.

2429
01:45:56,667 --> 01:45:58,332
Her sister's name is Sharmili,

2430
01:45:58,333 --> 01:46:00,708
but I've never come across anyone
as shameless as she.

2431
01:46:00,833 --> 01:46:03,124
I have a friend called Aakash
but he lives on the ground floor.

2432
01:46:03,125 --> 01:46:04,083
You're absolutely right.

2433
01:46:04,667 --> 01:46:05,542
And this bloody blind guy.

2434
01:46:05,667 --> 01:46:07,999
He can't see a thing
but his name is Nainsukh.

2435
01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:09,250
Names don't mean a thing.

2436
01:46:09,375 --> 01:46:10,999
You like to be Daler, don't you?

2437
01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:11,958
Then you go be Daler.

2438
01:46:12,083 --> 01:46:12,749
Go and fight.

2439
01:46:12,750 --> 01:46:14,457
His name is Daler
and mine is Mehendi.

2440
01:46:14,458 --> 01:46:15,250
Go and fight.

2441
01:46:16,042 --> 01:46:17,042
Congratulations!

2442
01:46:18,667 --> 01:46:19,167
Wow.

2443
01:46:19,292 --> 01:46:21,500
Everyone's clapping,
but who will go there?

2444
01:46:21,750 --> 01:46:22,583
You go!

2445
01:46:22,750 --> 01:46:24,125
You are sending everyone else to die.

2446
01:46:24,292 --> 01:46:26,417
You are International
Khiladi (international player).

2447
01:46:26,625 --> 01:46:27,542
So go talk to them.

2448
01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:29,083
You can do it.

2449
01:46:29,667 --> 01:46:30,250
Go.

2450
01:46:30,583 --> 01:46:31,250
Alright.

2451
01:46:33,333 --> 01:46:34,124
I'll go.

2452
01:46:34,125 --> 01:46:35,625
- Go on.
- I am going.

2453
01:46:35,792 --> 01:46:36,792
No, brother.

2454
01:46:37,458 --> 01:46:39,250
[crying]

2455
01:46:41,333 --> 01:46:44,542
[suspenseful music]

2456
01:46:46,333 --> 01:46:48,375
Either we survive, or he dies.

2457
01:46:49,292 --> 01:46:52,292
Sire... I am not a soldier.

2458
01:46:52,417 --> 01:46:53,874
I'm not a soldier.

2459
01:46:53,875 --> 01:46:56,000
We are flop actors, sir.

2460
01:46:56,500 --> 01:46:57,583
Flop actors?

2461
01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:00,292
Flop actors?

2462
01:47:01,125 --> 01:47:04,791
We were told everything
would be fake.

2463
01:47:04,792 --> 01:47:08,500
But when you shot him,
we realised it was all real.

2464
01:47:08,667 --> 01:47:10,207
Forgive us.

2465
01:47:10,208 --> 01:47:12,667
And do you know
who brought us here?

2466
01:47:12,833 --> 01:47:14,667
These two.
These two.

2467
01:47:14,792 --> 01:47:16,792
These two.
These two.

2468
01:47:16,917 --> 01:47:18,582
These two brought us here.

2469
01:47:18,583 --> 01:47:19,708
They don't know anything.

2470
01:47:19,833 --> 01:47:21,500
Let me tell you one more thing.

2471
01:47:22,042 --> 01:47:23,917
Four of your men showed up
in the morning.

2472
01:47:24,042 --> 01:47:25,000
You sent them.

2473
01:47:25,125 --> 01:47:26,958
Do you know who beat them up?

2474
01:47:27,250 --> 01:47:29,166
Them... these two beat them up.

2475
01:47:29,167 --> 01:47:29,999
These two.

2476
01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:30,957
- These two beat him up.
- What are you doing?

2477
01:47:30,958 --> 01:47:32,417
- Rajeev, please...
- They call themselves dons, sir.

2478
01:47:32,958 --> 01:47:35,082
Sir... what do you mean
what's it called?

2479
01:47:35,083 --> 01:47:36,792
I'll tell Zatara everything.

2480
01:47:36,958 --> 01:47:38,999
- I am on your team. Leave me.
- How will you save us?

2481
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:40,542
They beat him up, sir.

2482
01:47:40,667 --> 01:47:41,583
And sir...

2483
01:47:42,250 --> 01:47:46,500
we've got nothing to do
with patriotism, country, or soil.

2484
01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:48,625
You want to spread terror, right?

2485
01:47:48,833 --> 01:47:49,792
Let me show you.

2486
01:47:50,292 --> 01:47:52,750
Kill all the villagers.
Kill all of them!

2487
01:47:53,375 --> 01:47:54,500
- Kill us.
- Kill them all.

2488
01:47:54,708 --> 01:47:57,667
And sir, kill this man first.

2489
01:47:58,042 --> 01:48:00,250
Kill this old man, sir.

2490
01:48:00,417 --> 01:48:03,166
No one understands
what this man says in Urdu.

2491
01:48:03,167 --> 01:48:04,416
What is the point
of having language?

2492
01:48:04,417 --> 01:48:05,250
To understand each other.

2493
01:48:05,375 --> 01:48:07,500
But we can't understand a thing he says.

2494
01:48:07,667 --> 01:48:09,666
Even God would
need subtitles for his Urdu.

2495
01:48:09,667 --> 01:48:10,749
He is right, bhai.

2496
01:48:10,750 --> 01:48:12,166
We can't understand a thing.

2497
01:48:12,167 --> 01:48:15,416
"Auntie is right."

2498
01:48:15,417 --> 01:48:16,542
What she's right!

2499
01:48:16,708 --> 01:48:17,708
And next...

2500
01:48:18,083 --> 01:48:19,125
Where is that old woman?

2501
01:48:19,250 --> 01:48:21,083
Kill this old woman.

2502
01:48:21,458 --> 01:48:22,458
She is crazy.

2503
01:48:22,583 --> 01:48:26,000
What she says, why she says
or what for, no one understands.

2504
01:48:27,333 --> 01:48:28,208
[gibberish]

2505
01:48:28,417 --> 01:48:30,250
No one can understand
what she is saying.

2506
01:48:30,375 --> 01:48:32,125
She has bloody faucets fitted
in her eyes.

2507
01:48:32,292 --> 01:48:34,417
I want to punch her in the gut.

2508
01:48:34,667 --> 01:48:35,457
Exactly, bhai.

2509
01:48:35,458 --> 01:48:36,417
Then finally we'll hear her voice.

2510
01:48:36,625 --> 01:48:37,417
And then...

2511
01:48:38,292 --> 01:48:39,542
kill her next.

2512
01:48:39,958 --> 01:48:41,833
She cuts everyone's dialogue,

2513
01:48:42,042 --> 01:48:44,500
their fingers, and then she spits, sir!

2514
01:48:44,667 --> 01:48:46,791
She has no civic sense, sir.

2515
01:48:46,792 --> 01:48:48,124
She spreads germs, sir.

2516
01:48:48,125 --> 01:48:49,083
Full of germs.

2517
01:48:49,208 --> 01:48:50,000
Kill...

2518
01:48:52,083 --> 01:48:55,042
Sir... don't be angry.

2519
01:48:55,208 --> 01:48:56,750
Don't be angry, sir.

2520
01:48:57,333 --> 01:48:58,708
Let us go, sir.

2521
01:48:58,833 --> 01:48:59,916
We're clowns.

2522
01:48:59,917 --> 01:49:01,707
We act for a living, sire.

2523
01:49:01,708 --> 01:49:03,833
We perform stunts for money.

2524
01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:07,042
- We sing, dance...
- Dance?

2525
01:49:07,417 --> 01:49:08,917
Do you like dancing?

2526
01:49:09,208 --> 01:49:10,042
Show me.

2527
01:49:10,167 --> 01:49:12,250
Manicure, pedicure. Come on.

2528
01:49:12,417 --> 01:49:13,582
- Come here. Quickly.
- Is he calling us?

2529
01:49:13,583 --> 01:49:15,250
Go on, he's calling.

2530
01:49:15,417 --> 01:49:16,458
We'll show you our dance right away.

2531
01:49:16,583 --> 01:49:17,250
Don't mind.

2532
01:49:17,917 --> 01:49:19,207
<i>♪ That tall, towering frame ♪</i>

2533
01:49:19,208 --> 01:49:20,582
<i>♪ and then you're stunning
beyond compare ♪</i>

2534
01:49:20,583 --> 01:49:23,750
<i>♪ Your body dazzles and shines ♪</i>

2535
01:49:26,042 --> 01:49:28,500
<i>♪ you're the one I'm crazy for ♪</i>

2536
01:49:31,250 --> 01:49:34,833
<i>♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪</i>

2537
01:49:36,417 --> 01:49:37,542
Wait. Stop.

2538
01:49:37,792 --> 01:49:39,417
Stop...
He's getting angry.

2539
01:49:39,667 --> 01:49:41,333
Sir, should we show you something else?

2540
01:49:42,167 --> 01:49:43,583
Song... would you like to hear a song?

2541
01:49:43,833 --> 01:49:45,625
- Okay.
- Daler ji. Daler ji.

2542
01:49:45,792 --> 01:49:47,417
Daler ji. Daler ji.

2543
01:49:47,542 --> 01:49:49,792
- Come over here.
- Daler ji.

2544
01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:52,708
You must have heard about him...
he's popular.

2545
01:49:52,833 --> 01:49:53,917
Daler Mehendi.

2546
01:49:54,167 --> 01:49:55,208
Sing now!

2547
01:49:55,417 --> 01:49:57,875
♪

2548
01:49:58,333 --> 01:49:59,417
Not a sad song.

2549
01:50:00,292 --> 01:50:03,458
[singing]

2550
01:50:10,667 --> 01:50:15,041
<i>♪ Listen, Zatara chief,
we don't know what says this Sardar ♪</i>

2551
01:50:15,042 --> 01:50:16,791
<i>♪ We're just petty artists ♪</i>

2552
01:50:16,792 --> 01:50:19,416
<i>♪ forgive us, sir ♪</i>

2553
01:50:19,417 --> 01:50:22,041
<i>♪ We have one wife, four kids ♪</i>

2554
01:50:22,042 --> 01:50:23,832
<i>♪ There's darkness before our eyes ♪</i>

2555
01:50:23,833 --> 01:50:31,083
<i>♪ we're TV artists and Bhojpuri artists ♪</i>

2556
01:50:31,792 --> 01:50:34,833
<i>♪ Let us go ♪</i>

2557
01:50:41,417 --> 01:50:43,208
Rabbits!

2558
01:50:43,583 --> 01:50:46,042
He took out a bomb. Bomb!

2559
01:50:48,042 --> 01:50:51,958
[dramtaic music]

2560
01:50:56,208 --> 01:50:59,583
[dramtaic music continues]

2561
01:51:01,625 --> 01:51:04,333
[laughing]

2562
01:51:06,500 --> 01:51:07,833
He's happy. He's happy.

2563
01:51:09,667 --> 01:51:12,000
Your face looks familiar.

2564
01:51:12,542 --> 01:51:14,375
We just met a while ago.

2565
01:51:14,667 --> 01:51:17,249
Zatara sir. Do you watch flop films too?

2566
01:51:17,250 --> 01:51:17,833
Shut up.

2567
01:51:19,583 --> 01:51:22,458
I am laughing at you guys, not them.

2568
01:51:23,083 --> 01:51:26,083
You were trying to act brave
by trusting these people.

2569
01:51:26,917 --> 01:51:29,042
They are clowns! Bloody clowns!

2570
01:51:32,083 --> 01:51:34,833
No, no...

2571
01:51:35,083 --> 01:51:36,208
Stop, Zatara.

2572
01:51:36,542 --> 01:51:37,583
Don't kill them!

2573
01:51:37,750 --> 01:51:38,833
They are innocent.

2574
01:51:39,833 --> 01:51:42,292
I'm ready to go with you.

2575
01:51:42,708 --> 01:51:44,625
No, no, Zoya.

2576
01:51:45,250 --> 01:51:47,833
Why are you surprised, Zatara?

2577
01:51:49,250 --> 01:51:51,167
Why am I doing this for their sake,

2578
01:51:51,333 --> 01:51:54,750
who neither came for us nor the humanity.

2579
01:51:56,750 --> 01:51:58,292
What is important is

2580
01:51:59,375 --> 01:52:01,124
Because one thing matters

2581
01:52:01,125 --> 01:52:05,167
And if saving their lives
means sacrificing my honour...

2582
01:52:07,208 --> 01:52:08,833
Then I accept this deal.

2583
01:52:09,458 --> 01:52:12,667
Zatara, she is ready
to sacrifice her honour.

2584
01:52:12,833 --> 01:52:13,958
Let us go.

2585
01:52:14,917 --> 01:52:17,082
Signal. Let's go. Come on.

2586
01:52:17,083 --> 01:52:18,250
Thank you.

2587
01:52:20,125 --> 01:52:22,750
[emotional music]

2588
01:52:27,958 --> 01:52:31,417
[emotional music continues]

2589
01:52:38,083 --> 01:52:41,917
[emotional music continues]

2590
01:52:48,042 --> 01:52:51,333
[emotional music continues]

2591
01:52:55,125 --> 01:52:58,083
I'm leaving now,
but I'll be back at 5:30.

2592
01:52:58,333 --> 01:53:00,500
Handle the villagers until then.

2593
01:53:01,833 --> 01:53:03,042
Zoya.

2594
01:53:05,917 --> 01:53:07,167
Be ready.

2595
01:53:09,292 --> 01:53:12,458
[helicopter's sound]

2596
01:53:15,917 --> 01:53:16,875
Come on, guys. Come on.

2597
01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:17,916
We don't have time.

2598
01:53:17,917 --> 01:53:18,833
Helicopter is here.

2599
01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:21,249
Remember what I told you?

2600
01:53:21,250 --> 01:53:23,374
It's exactly like I told you.

2601
01:53:23,375 --> 01:53:25,332
Our destiny is our destiny,

2602
01:53:25,333 --> 01:53:26,957
and their destiny is their destiny...

2603
01:53:26,958 --> 01:53:29,292
Stop blaming destiny.

2604
01:53:30,458 --> 01:53:34,375
Zoya sacrificing herself for
us was her decision.

2605
01:53:34,583 --> 01:53:38,458
And us running away like
cowards was our decision.

2606
01:53:38,583 --> 01:53:40,958
Everyone knows that
our decision is wrong!

2607
01:53:41,167 --> 01:53:44,000
In our hearts, we all know
what we're doing is wrong.

2608
01:53:44,125 --> 01:53:46,500
I know. I know, but what next?

2609
01:53:46,625 --> 01:53:47,624
What do we do next?

2610
01:53:47,625 --> 01:53:48,832
We'll have to leave.

2611
01:53:48,833 --> 01:53:50,291
Yes, Rajeev is right.

2612
01:53:50,292 --> 01:53:51,958
We'll die if we stay here.

2613
01:53:52,083 --> 01:53:53,917
- We won't go.
- Won't go?

2614
01:53:54,125 --> 01:53:55,292
Are you going to stay here?

2615
01:53:55,583 --> 01:53:57,083
What will we do even if we stay here?

2616
01:53:57,208 --> 01:53:59,249
We'll try to save the villagers.

2617
01:53:59,250 --> 01:54:01,832
For that, we have to fight Zatara.

2618
01:54:01,833 --> 01:54:03,499
He is a real terrorist!

2619
01:54:03,500 --> 01:54:05,416
With real weapons.

2620
01:54:05,417 --> 01:54:07,417
Courage is the biggest weapon.

2621
01:54:07,667 --> 01:54:09,875
Have you lost your mind, Sardar ji?

2622
01:54:10,167 --> 01:54:12,083
Do you want to go
on a suicide mission?

2623
01:54:12,500 --> 01:54:14,374
They are three hundred
and they are only three.

2624
01:54:14,375 --> 01:54:15,542
Not three, but four.

2625
01:54:15,708 --> 01:54:16,624
Four!

2626
01:54:16,625 --> 01:54:17,999
Including Dev, it's five.

2627
01:54:18,000 --> 01:54:20,750
Our father's dreams were
we become a good director.

2628
01:54:20,875 --> 01:54:22,417
Whether we become
good directors or not,

2629
01:54:22,625 --> 01:54:24,458
but we'll definitely
be good human beings.

2630
01:54:24,583 --> 01:54:26,125
- We're not leaving.
- He's right.

2631
01:54:26,292 --> 01:54:27,666
Rather than dying every day

2632
01:54:27,667 --> 01:54:29,499
we would die once
doing a good deed.

2633
01:54:29,500 --> 01:54:31,374
We're not going.
We're also staying.

2634
01:54:31,375 --> 01:54:33,208
What is wrong with all of you?

2635
01:54:33,458 --> 01:54:35,707
Only one... you guys stayed
in that village for only one day,

2636
01:54:35,708 --> 01:54:37,249
and you're ready to give your life.

2637
01:54:37,250 --> 01:54:38,750
Go tell that to Zoya.

2638
01:54:38,958 --> 01:54:40,833
Even she spent one day with us.

2639
01:54:40,958 --> 01:54:43,875
What changed that she was willing
to give her life for us?

2640
01:54:46,625 --> 01:54:48,083
Rajeev... even I am going with them.

2641
01:54:48,375 --> 01:54:50,207
I admit I'm not too bright,

2642
01:54:50,208 --> 01:54:54,333
but at least I know
what's right and wrong.

2643
01:54:54,708 --> 01:54:56,082
Let him go, Jenny.

2644
01:54:56,083 --> 01:54:57,125
Even I am staying.

2645
01:54:57,292 --> 01:54:59,167
Nadia, don't be a fool.

2646
01:54:59,375 --> 01:55:00,791
You were a cheater.

2647
01:55:00,792 --> 01:55:03,000
But I realised what
a coward you are.

2648
01:55:03,667 --> 01:55:06,625
Fine. Die. All of you die.

2649
01:55:06,792 --> 01:55:09,417
- Nainsukh, are you coming?
- I'm staying.

2650
01:55:09,708 --> 01:55:11,707
I admit I'm blind,
but I am not stupid.

2651
01:55:11,708 --> 01:55:13,332
Spare me the lecture.

2652
01:55:13,333 --> 01:55:15,542
Die. All of you die.

2653
01:55:15,875 --> 01:55:16,792
I am going.

2654
01:55:16,958 --> 01:55:20,250
You can either come with me
or stay here and die!

2655
01:55:21,625 --> 01:55:24,500
[dramatic music]

2656
01:55:30,333 --> 01:55:33,583
[dramatic music continues]

2657
01:55:38,250 --> 01:55:40,250
Let's go. Hurry up.
Come on.

2658
01:55:44,708 --> 01:55:48,083
[emotional music]

2659
01:55:51,542 --> 01:55:54,750
They went to save her,
but she's come here herself.

2660
01:55:54,958 --> 01:55:56,125
Do you want to come too?
Let's go.

2661
01:55:56,292 --> 01:55:58,708
Not me, take her.

2662
01:56:01,292 --> 01:56:04,042
I will survive one way or another,

2663
01:56:04,250 --> 01:56:06,833
but she will get a chance
to live her life.

2664
01:56:08,292 --> 01:56:09,375
In the name of God.

2665
01:56:11,792 --> 01:56:13,917
Urvi. Just go.

2666
01:56:14,333 --> 01:56:15,417
I will come to you.

2667
01:56:15,833 --> 01:56:18,958
Go on. Go. Go...

2668
01:56:20,125 --> 01:56:22,875
[emotional music]

2669
01:56:23,792 --> 01:56:24,667
Urvi.

2670
01:56:25,750 --> 01:56:28,958
[emotional music]

2671
01:56:34,250 --> 01:56:37,750
[emotional music continues]

2672
01:56:42,583 --> 01:56:46,500
[emotional music continues]

2673
01:56:51,208 --> 01:56:54,875
[dramatic music]

2674
01:56:57,042 --> 01:56:59,792
[neck breaking sound]

2675
01:57:00,625 --> 01:57:02,875
[dramatic music]

2676
01:57:06,083 --> 01:57:08,833
[fight breaks out]

2677
01:57:12,833 --> 01:57:16,042
[gun firing]

2678
01:57:17,917 --> 01:57:20,667
[intense action music]

2679
01:57:22,208 --> 01:57:23,500
Get out of here quickly!

2680
01:57:24,333 --> 01:57:27,500
[action music]

2681
01:57:31,208 --> 01:57:34,917
[emotional music]

2682
01:57:39,458 --> 01:57:42,833
[blast sound]

2683
01:57:46,583 --> 01:57:50,125
[rapid gunfire]

2684
01:57:51,083 --> 01:57:53,125
[gun trigger sound]

2685
01:57:56,708 --> 01:57:59,542
[dramatic music]

2686
01:58:03,958 --> 01:58:04,583
Hey.

2687
01:58:05,792 --> 01:58:06,625
Let's go.

2688
01:58:09,292 --> 01:58:13,458
Mother! Mother!

2689
01:58:13,917 --> 01:58:18,250
Mother! Mother!

2690
01:58:19,458 --> 01:58:21,000
She is Zoya's daughter.

2691
01:58:21,208 --> 01:58:23,583
She lost her voice.

2692
01:58:24,542 --> 01:58:27,250
[emotional music]

2693
01:58:28,042 --> 01:58:29,708
Mother!

2694
01:58:30,417 --> 01:58:32,249
Don't kill them.
They are innocent.

2695
01:58:32,250 --> 01:58:34,250
They are clowns! Bloody clowns!

2696
01:58:36,083 --> 01:58:38,374
We're running away like cowards.

2697
01:58:38,375 --> 01:58:40,250
We'll at least be good human beings!

2698
01:58:40,375 --> 01:58:41,375
<i>Mother!</i>

2699
01:58:43,667 --> 01:58:45,125
I won't let any harm come
to this village.

2700
01:58:45,250 --> 01:58:47,125
I realised today what a coward you are.

2701
01:58:47,250 --> 01:58:50,625
Pilot... turn the helicopter around!

2702
01:58:50,958 --> 01:58:52,042
Let's go back!

2703
01:58:52,250 --> 01:58:53,375
Copy that.

2704
01:58:54,250 --> 01:58:57,750
[dramatic music]

2705
01:58:59,542 --> 01:59:02,792
[helicopter's sound]

2706
01:59:05,208 --> 01:59:09,541
- Once more...
- Give it all you got!

2707
01:59:09,542 --> 01:59:10,417
Come on.

2708
01:59:11,708 --> 01:59:14,625
[helicopter's sound]

2709
01:59:31,083 --> 01:59:34,125
[rapid gunshots]

2710
01:59:36,875 --> 01:59:38,875
[thud]

2711
01:59:42,417 --> 01:59:44,417
[upbeat music]

2712
01:59:44,958 --> 01:59:46,958
[rapid gunfire]

2713
01:59:47,250 --> 01:59:48,375
Everyone go there.

2714
01:59:49,958 --> 01:59:53,167
- [rapid gunfire continue]
- [upbeat music continues]

2715
01:59:57,375 --> 02:00:00,833
- [rapid gunfire continue]
- [upbeat music continues]

2716
02:00:01,958 --> 02:00:03,375
Hey, what are you doing?

2717
02:00:03,708 --> 02:00:05,708
- [head struck]
- [head struck]

2718
02:00:11,292 --> 02:00:13,792
- [gunshot]
- [thud]

2719
02:00:16,333 --> 02:00:18,333
[wall crashes]

2720
02:00:19,250 --> 02:00:21,332
[dramatic music]

2721
02:00:21,333 --> 02:00:23,333
[rapid gunfire]

2722
02:00:23,875 --> 02:00:24,917
Run.

2723
02:00:27,917 --> 02:00:29,458
Mother!

2724
02:00:29,667 --> 02:00:31,667
[emotional music]

2725
02:00:32,292 --> 02:00:33,208
Urvi.

2726
02:00:33,375 --> 02:00:34,624
- Urvi.
- Mother!

2727
02:00:34,625 --> 02:00:35,667
What did you say?

2728
02:00:36,083 --> 02:00:36,833
Mother!

2729
02:00:37,125 --> 02:00:38,291
Say it again.

2730
02:00:38,292 --> 02:00:39,167
Mother!

2731
02:00:40,167 --> 02:00:43,125
Urvi! Thank God!

2732
02:00:43,292 --> 02:00:45,292
[thud]

2733
02:00:45,500 --> 02:00:46,916
Come on.
Come on, Urvi!

2734
02:00:46,917 --> 02:00:48,999
- [rapid gunfire]
- [scream]

2735
02:00:49,000 --> 02:00:50,625
I want to tell you something.

2736
02:00:53,958 --> 02:00:55,417
Rajeev wasn't wrong.

2737
02:00:56,292 --> 02:00:59,041
<i>That night,
you two fell for Diya's ruse.</i>

2738
02:00:59,042 --> 02:01:02,292
<i>You wouldn't have believed Rajeev
if he had given clarification.</i>

2739
02:01:02,625 --> 02:01:04,167
You misunderstood him.

2740
02:01:06,875 --> 02:01:08,458
He's a good guy.

2741
02:01:09,750 --> 02:01:10,625
Go on.

2742
02:01:14,875 --> 02:01:16,042
Rajeev...

2743
02:01:16,792 --> 02:01:18,792
[heartwarming music]

2744
02:01:20,833 --> 02:01:22,833
[thud]

2745
02:01:24,125 --> 02:01:26,125
[heartwarming music continues]

2746
02:01:30,833 --> 02:01:32,042
You are not a cheater.

2747
02:01:33,542 --> 02:01:34,833
I am not a coward either.

2748
02:01:35,875 --> 02:01:36,917
Another thing...

2749
02:01:38,958 --> 02:01:40,667
you've put on weight.

2750
02:01:41,708 --> 02:01:43,249
[laughter]

2751
02:01:43,250 --> 02:01:44,874
Bro, get back up if you're done.

2752
02:01:44,875 --> 02:01:45,666
Or we're dead.

2753
02:01:45,667 --> 02:01:47,500
We've reunited after five years,

2754
02:01:47,667 --> 02:01:49,417
give me some time for romance.

2755
02:01:52,542 --> 02:01:54,083
Let's get out of here,
or we'll get killed.

2756
02:01:54,333 --> 02:01:56,250
- Let's go tell Zatara.
- Come on.

2757
02:01:57,792 --> 02:02:00,583
What about the villagers
you abandoned?

2758
02:02:02,292 --> 02:02:04,292
[emotional music]

2759
02:02:07,958 --> 02:02:09,042
Forgive me.

2760
02:02:09,958 --> 02:02:12,083
[gibberish]

2761
02:02:12,750 --> 02:02:14,250
[funny music]

2762
02:02:17,875 --> 02:02:18,750
Aunt...

2763
02:02:19,333 --> 02:02:20,583
Aunt is right.

2764
02:02:22,625 --> 02:02:24,125
How did he understand?

2765
02:02:25,083 --> 02:02:27,125
God knows what she's saying.

2766
02:02:27,667 --> 02:02:29,708
He didn't understand, by God.

2767
02:02:29,917 --> 02:02:31,042
O weeping mother...

2768
02:02:32,875 --> 02:02:34,500
Days of weeping have just begun...

2769
02:02:34,625 --> 02:02:35,541
For us?

2770
02:02:35,542 --> 02:02:36,542
For Zatara.

2771
02:02:38,500 --> 02:02:39,667
Don't worry, mother.

2772
02:02:40,667 --> 02:02:42,500
Zatara's that has started.

2773
02:02:44,500 --> 02:02:45,417
What's that?

2774
02:02:46,083 --> 02:02:47,292
That...

2775
02:02:47,417 --> 02:02:48,624
There he goes again.

2776
02:02:48,625 --> 02:02:50,417
We'll be done for
if he starts that again.

2777
02:02:50,583 --> 02:02:52,250
That's not the issue.

2778
02:02:52,458 --> 02:02:55,291
We have to free the people
of Azadganj.

2779
02:02:55,292 --> 02:02:56,583
- That's all.
- Right.

2780
02:02:56,750 --> 02:02:59,082
And we have to get these
villagers across the border.

2781
02:02:59,083 --> 02:02:59,541
Right.

2782
02:02:59,542 --> 02:03:01,499
We'll shoot anyone
who gets in the way?

2783
02:03:01,500 --> 02:03:04,207
We might not have weapons,
but we have courage.

2784
02:03:04,208 --> 02:03:04,833
Romeo's right.

2785
02:03:04,958 --> 02:03:07,417
Guys, guys, don't be crazy.

2786
02:03:07,583 --> 02:03:09,874
None of us will get out alive.

2787
02:03:09,875 --> 02:03:10,875
I have an idea.

2788
02:03:11,042 --> 02:03:12,957
We want weapons, not ideas.

2789
02:03:12,958 --> 02:03:17,208
I can take you to a place
where you can get weapons.

2790
02:03:17,333 --> 02:03:19,875
Zatara keeps all his weapons
in the warehouse nearby.

2791
02:03:20,083 --> 02:03:21,499
Then let's go there. Come on.

2792
02:03:21,500 --> 02:03:22,666
Let's go.

2793
02:03:22,667 --> 02:03:25,625
- Son.
- Come on, grandma. Let's go.

2794
02:03:25,833 --> 02:03:27,833
[door creaks]

2795
02:03:29,375 --> 02:03:31,333
This is it. Zatara's weapon.

2796
02:03:31,542 --> 02:03:33,292
- Take this.
- [music intensifies]

2797
02:03:34,333 --> 02:03:36,125
This is Zatara's warehouse.

2798
02:03:38,417 --> 02:03:41,250
- Are these real?
- These are not props!

2799
02:03:41,542 --> 02:03:43,124
Remington 700.

2800
02:03:43,125 --> 02:03:44,207
M-19.

2801
02:03:44,208 --> 02:03:45,500
Anna, what's that?

2802
02:03:45,625 --> 02:03:47,124
Leave that. Look at this.

2803
02:03:47,125 --> 02:03:51,000
I've used guns and bazookas in my life,
but nothing like this.

2804
02:03:51,125 --> 02:03:53,208
If this is beyond you,

2805
02:03:53,583 --> 02:03:55,250
then how will you fight Zatara?

2806
02:03:55,833 --> 02:03:58,167
Only the army can handle
weapons like this.

2807
02:03:58,667 --> 02:04:00,750
- Where will we get these army personnel?
- [thud]

2808
02:04:03,167 --> 02:04:05,958
- huh?
- [funny music]

2809
02:04:07,833 --> 02:04:11,208
Only the army can handle
weapons like this.

2810
02:04:12,542 --> 02:04:14,042
- Where will we get these army men--
- [thud]

2811
02:04:14,208 --> 02:04:15,000
Hey!

2812
02:04:15,417 --> 02:04:16,625
Are we doing comedy here?

2813
02:04:16,833 --> 02:04:17,791
Who made that sound?

2814
02:04:17,792 --> 02:04:19,792
- Was it you?-
- No! ummm.

2815
02:04:19,917 --> 02:04:22,042
Uncle... why are you
making that sound.

2816
02:04:22,167 --> 02:04:23,082
I haven't done anything.

2817
02:04:23,083 --> 02:04:24,208
Where is this sound coming from?

2818
02:04:24,500 --> 02:04:25,375
Down there.

2819
02:04:26,125 --> 02:04:27,624
But that's where pee comes from.

2820
02:04:27,625 --> 02:04:28,875
What behaviour is this?

2821
02:04:29,042 --> 02:04:30,542
Then where is the sound coming from?

2822
02:04:31,333 --> 02:04:33,708
The sound is coming
from somewhere here.

2823
02:04:34,500 --> 02:04:36,250
Move it.

2824
02:04:36,458 --> 02:04:37,750
Get a tool.

2825
02:04:37,917 --> 02:04:39,417
Let me handle it.
It's not your cup of tea.

2826
02:04:41,167 --> 02:04:43,333
- What are you doing?
- [thud]

2827
02:04:43,500 --> 02:04:44,666
Idiot, aim the other way.

2828
02:04:44,667 --> 02:04:45,750
Alright, fine.

2829
02:04:46,000 --> 02:04:47,624
[thud]

2830
02:04:47,625 --> 02:04:49,583
- It's done.
- Stop. Stop.

2831
02:04:49,958 --> 02:04:51,958
[chain rattles]

2832
02:04:52,333 --> 02:04:53,500
Lift it. Lift it. Come on.

2833
02:04:56,167 --> 02:04:57,166
What is happening?

2834
02:04:57,167 --> 02:04:58,042
Tunnel?

2835
02:04:58,750 --> 02:05:00,208
[thud]

2836
02:05:02,333 --> 02:05:04,333
[music intensifies]

2837
02:05:07,125 --> 02:05:09,125
[dramatic music]

2838
02:05:11,708 --> 02:05:14,917
[dramatic music continues]

2839
02:05:18,042 --> 02:05:21,208
[dramatic music continues]

2840
02:05:24,667 --> 02:05:28,208
[dramatic music continues]

2841
02:05:34,750 --> 02:05:36,375
Indian Army?

2842
02:05:36,958 --> 02:05:37,750
You...

2843
02:05:38,958 --> 02:05:40,166
are also from army?

2844
02:05:40,167 --> 02:05:41,542
[funny music]

2845
02:05:42,458 --> 02:05:44,374
I'll join if you want me to, sir.

2846
02:05:44,375 --> 02:05:45,332
Who are all of you?

2847
02:05:45,333 --> 02:05:46,583
And why are you here?

2848
02:05:46,750 --> 02:05:48,667
- To shoot.
- Who?

2849
02:05:48,958 --> 02:05:50,999
Anyone who messes with us.
We'll kill him.

2850
02:05:51,000 --> 02:05:53,083
We're actors.
We came here to shoot a film.

2851
02:05:53,208 --> 02:05:55,416
We got stuck here because of Zatara.

2852
02:05:55,417 --> 02:05:56,833
But who are you guys?

2853
02:05:57,000 --> 02:05:58,792
We're the Indian Army.

2854
02:06:01,542 --> 02:06:03,167
I am Brigadier Karan.

2855
02:06:03,333 --> 02:06:05,500
I am Lieutenant Colonel Arjun.

2856
02:06:05,708 --> 02:06:07,542
Then you must be Duryodhan?

2857
02:06:09,667 --> 02:06:11,750
Arjun, Karan, Duryodhan.

2858
02:06:12,167 --> 02:06:13,417
<i>Mahabharat?</i>

2859
02:06:16,083 --> 02:06:21,958
♪ Mahabharat TV show theme song plays ♪

2860
02:06:22,500 --> 02:06:27,792
♪ Mahabharat TV show theme song continues ♪

2861
02:06:28,042 --> 02:06:29,708
- ♪ Mahabha-- ♪
- [funny sound]

2862
02:06:33,250 --> 02:06:36,125
Zatara held us captive
here for 15 years.

2863
02:06:37,000 --> 02:06:38,417
Us and the general.

2864
02:06:38,750 --> 02:06:40,042
General?

2865
02:06:40,208 --> 02:06:42,583
- Where is the General?
- [thud]

2866
02:06:46,333 --> 02:06:49,042
[dramatic music]

2867
02:06:51,958 --> 02:06:54,500
[dramatic music continues]

2868
02:06:58,208 --> 02:07:01,042
[dramatic music continues]

2869
02:07:03,417 --> 02:07:06,917
[dramatic music continues]

2870
02:07:10,208 --> 02:07:12,667
[dramatic music continues]

2871
02:07:15,292 --> 02:07:18,208
[dramatic music continues]

2872
02:07:18,958 --> 02:07:20,958
And he's our General sir.

2873
02:07:21,875 --> 02:07:23,083
Vishwajeet Kohli.

2874
02:07:23,500 --> 02:07:25,624
Major Vishwajeet Raj Kohli.

2875
02:07:25,625 --> 02:07:28,250
He went on a mission
for India one day.

2876
02:07:28,583 --> 02:07:30,792
He's been missing
in action for 15 years.

2877
02:07:33,125 --> 02:07:35,125
[dramatic music continues]

2878
02:07:37,500 --> 02:07:39,792
[dramatic music continues]

2879
02:07:42,958 --> 02:07:45,583
[dramatic music continues]

2880
02:07:46,125 --> 02:07:47,875
They both look that...

2881
02:07:48,042 --> 02:07:48,791
Sweet dish.

2882
02:07:48,792 --> 02:07:50,958
No... like those in films like
Ram and Shyam.

2883
02:07:51,917 --> 02:07:54,333
- He's talking about double role.
- Yes.

2884
02:07:56,083 --> 02:07:56,916
Father.

2885
02:07:56,917 --> 02:07:57,875
Father?

2886
02:07:58,083 --> 02:07:59,167
He's his father.

2887
02:08:02,625 --> 02:08:03,708
[speaks indistinctly] Rajeev.

2888
02:08:05,708 --> 02:08:06,667
My son.

2889
02:08:06,792 --> 02:08:07,666
[funny music]

2890
02:08:07,667 --> 02:08:09,875
I am so happy to see you.

2891
02:08:11,167 --> 02:08:12,417
The apple of my eye.

2892
02:08:13,542 --> 02:08:15,167
My darling son.

2893
02:08:15,500 --> 02:08:16,291
son?

2894
02:08:16,292 --> 02:08:17,917
My darling son.

2895
02:08:18,375 --> 02:08:19,874
What language is he speaking?

2896
02:08:19,875 --> 02:08:21,292
Father, you're lisping?

2897
02:08:21,542 --> 02:08:23,542
[funny music continues]

2898
02:08:23,708 --> 02:08:24,708
Yeth, son.

2899
02:08:25,500 --> 02:08:27,500
I raised my voice in
front of enemies,

2900
02:08:28,292 --> 02:08:30,167
and they cut off my tongue.

2901
02:08:30,292 --> 02:08:34,458
[speaks in urdu]

2902
02:08:34,667 --> 02:08:36,667
[gibberish]

2903
02:08:37,583 --> 02:08:40,124
Zatara didn't cut her tongue
which he should have,

2904
02:08:40,125 --> 02:08:41,958
but he cut off the poor
general's tongue.

2905
02:08:43,917 --> 02:08:44,958
And his too.

2906
02:08:45,167 --> 02:08:46,833
Since then, I've been lisping.

2907
02:08:47,417 --> 02:08:49,542
[speaks indistinctly] All day I call a gun a bun.

2908
02:08:49,792 --> 02:08:51,333
Gun powder... bun powder

2909
02:08:51,458 --> 02:08:54,083
More so, I call the nations
soil nations toil.

2910
02:08:54,292 --> 02:08:57,375
Enough, father.
I cannot tolerate this anymore.

2911
02:08:57,875 --> 02:09:00,582
The less you speak, the better.

2912
02:09:00,583 --> 02:09:01,583
Enough.

2913
02:09:02,833 --> 02:09:05,500
Son... things will only be better

2914
02:09:06,625 --> 02:09:10,292
when we can set Azadganj free.

2915
02:09:10,833 --> 02:09:12,167
My brave warriors.

2916
02:09:12,292 --> 02:09:14,208
[speaks indistinctly]

2917
02:09:15,333 --> 02:09:16,208
But now

2918
02:09:17,167 --> 02:09:19,042
We'll have fun in jungle now.

2919
02:09:19,667 --> 02:09:20,832
it'th time for a showdown.

2920
02:09:20,833 --> 02:09:21,750
Excuse me, uncle.

2921
02:09:21,875 --> 02:09:22,832
What do you want to say?

2922
02:09:22,833 --> 02:09:26,457
We didn't understand a word you said.

2923
02:09:26,458 --> 02:09:28,708
Explain the meaning of any one. Enough.

2924
02:09:30,167 --> 02:09:32,667
jungle was all fun and games...

2925
02:09:32,958 --> 02:09:34,917
But general sir is trying to say,

2926
02:09:35,083 --> 02:09:37,375
now it's time for a showdown.

2927
02:09:37,500 --> 02:09:39,125
Got it.

2928
02:09:39,292 --> 02:09:40,208
Welcome...

2929
02:09:40,375 --> 02:09:42,083
Welcome to the Jungle.

2930
02:09:42,250 --> 02:09:44,167
[speak indistinctly] Welcome to the Jungle.

2931
02:09:44,292 --> 02:09:46,042
You're making fun of me.

2932
02:09:46,167 --> 02:09:47,125
No...

2933
02:09:47,375 --> 02:09:50,667
Welcome To The Jungle.

2934
02:09:50,833 --> 02:09:57,833
Welcome To The Jungle.

2935
02:09:58,250 --> 02:10:00,208
[clear voice] Those soldiers attacked us.

2936
02:10:00,375 --> 02:10:02,208
And also seized our weapons.

2937
02:10:02,875 --> 02:10:05,833
[dramatic music]

2938
02:10:10,875 --> 02:10:12,917
[speaks indistinctly] Hello. Indian Army calling.

2939
02:10:13,167 --> 02:10:14,833
<i>Indian Army calling.</i>

2940
02:10:15,708 --> 02:10:17,667
[clear voice] Hello. Major Vikrant Bakshi here.

2941
02:10:17,833 --> 02:10:20,124
This is General Vishwajeet
Kohli speaking.

2942
02:10:20,125 --> 02:10:22,750
Which child got hold
of this radio frequency?

2943
02:10:22,958 --> 02:10:24,958
[laughter]

2944
02:10:26,042 --> 02:10:27,207
Let me speak.
He's my father.

2945
02:10:27,208 --> 02:10:32,042
The person you were talking
to was our General Vishwajeet Kohli.

2946
02:10:33,208 --> 02:10:34,042
Vishwajeet Kohli.

2947
02:10:34,167 --> 02:10:35,624
He's the guy who has been missing
for several years.

2948
02:10:35,625 --> 02:10:36,958
- Give me the phone, please.
- Yes, sir.

2949
02:10:38,333 --> 02:10:40,292
This is General Avinash Singh here.

2950
02:10:40,458 --> 02:10:43,333
<i>It's an honour.
You are a living legend, sir.</i>

2951
02:10:43,458 --> 02:10:45,042
We've heard about your feats.

2952
02:10:45,167 --> 02:10:47,292
We've escaped Zatara's captivity.

2953
02:10:47,542 --> 02:10:50,583
And we want to help the people
of Azadganj cross the border.

2954
02:10:50,708 --> 02:10:51,957
<i>It's great news
that you guys are free.</i>

2955
02:10:51,958 --> 02:10:53,292
[speaks indistinctly] Do you want to say something?</i>

2956
02:10:53,583 --> 02:10:54,833
[clear voice] I am proud of you.

2957
02:10:55,083 --> 02:10:55,833
Azadganj?

2958
02:10:55,958 --> 02:10:58,791
Isn't this the same village
whose people Zatara took hostage?

2959
02:10:58,792 --> 02:11:02,708
We'll pass through the jungle
from Azadganj to reach the border.

2960
02:11:02,833 --> 02:11:06,125
But sir, the border is three
kilometres from Azadganj.

2961
02:11:06,250 --> 02:11:08,333
<i>- There's dense jungle in the way.</i>
- You're crazy. Give him the walkie.

2962
02:11:08,500 --> 02:11:10,082
Only after that will you
reach the border.

2963
02:11:10,083 --> 02:11:11,417
Don't worry.

2964
02:11:11,708 --> 02:11:13,042
We'll get there.

2965
02:11:13,250 --> 02:11:16,125
And we'll be there in... two minutes.

2966
02:11:17,833 --> 02:11:19,374
Zero. Zero.

2967
02:11:19,375 --> 02:11:20,417
Twenty minutes.

2968
02:11:20,625 --> 02:11:22,374
As soon as we leave,

2969
02:11:22,375 --> 02:11:25,167
you call an air strike
on Zatara and the jungle.

2970
02:11:25,292 --> 02:11:28,541
Turn the entire place into
a grave with target bombing.

2971
02:11:28,542 --> 02:11:30,583
But, sir,
if there's even a slight delay,

2972
02:11:30,708 --> 02:11:33,000
then your lives could be in danger.

2973
02:11:35,083 --> 02:11:37,166
There won't be any delay.

2974
02:11:37,167 --> 02:11:39,458
You have Vishwajeet Kohli's word!

2975
02:11:39,875 --> 02:11:43,083
And once Kohli gives his word,
there's no taking it back.

2976
02:11:43,708 --> 02:11:45,458
The man's got no tongue.
How's he supposed to give his word?

2977
02:11:46,208 --> 02:11:47,332
Hey...

2978
02:11:47,333 --> 02:11:48,374
General sir. General sir.

2979
02:11:48,375 --> 02:11:52,208
He's saying that even if
our heads are chopped off,

2980
02:11:52,333 --> 02:11:53,707
even if it costs us our lives,

2981
02:11:53,708 --> 02:11:56,042
we'll say Welcome.

2982
02:11:56,208 --> 02:11:57,750
To the Jungle!

2983
02:12:01,667 --> 02:12:04,375
[explosions]

2984
02:12:06,667 --> 02:12:07,249
Tell me.

2985
02:12:07,250 --> 02:12:09,957
Zatara... they blew up our weapons

2986
02:12:09,958 --> 02:12:11,874
and released the soldiers
we held captive for 15 years.

2987
02:12:11,875 --> 02:12:13,624
Now they are helping them.

2988
02:12:13,625 --> 02:12:15,000
Which way are they headed?

2989
02:12:15,167 --> 02:12:16,667
They are headed towards the border.

2990
02:12:16,792 --> 02:12:18,542
Kill them. Kill them all.

2991
02:12:18,958 --> 02:12:20,958
- [horses galloping]
- [horses neighing]

2992
02:12:21,083 --> 02:12:23,083
[cars racing]

2993
02:12:24,417 --> 02:12:26,417
[intense music]

2994
02:12:26,667 --> 02:12:29,708
- [rapid gunfire]
- [horses galloping]

2995
02:12:31,333 --> 02:12:34,167
[rapid gunfire continues]

2996
02:12:36,833 --> 02:12:38,833
[rapid gunfire continues]

2997
02:12:39,083 --> 02:12:42,625
[explosion]

2998
02:12:45,125 --> 02:12:45,999
No, no.

2999
02:12:46,000 --> 02:12:47,292
- Anna.
- Rajeev.

3000
02:12:47,417 --> 02:12:48,375
Father!

3001
02:12:53,083 --> 02:12:55,333
- [dramatic music]
- [glass breaks]

3002
02:12:56,500 --> 02:12:58,542
[explosion]

3003
02:13:01,292 --> 02:13:01,875
Come on.

3004
02:13:02,042 --> 02:13:03,499
May you have the years meant for me?

3005
02:13:03,500 --> 02:13:05,333
This is no time for coddling.

3006
02:13:05,917 --> 02:13:07,417
Come on. Everyone go.

3007
02:13:09,542 --> 02:13:11,958
Come on, let's go.

3008
02:13:13,958 --> 02:13:15,958
[intense music]

3009
02:13:17,500 --> 02:13:18,833
Sir, air base.

3010
02:13:19,208 --> 02:13:21,208
[warship approaches]

3011
02:13:23,833 --> 02:13:26,332
I want all aircraft
to be lined up immediately.

3012
02:13:26,333 --> 02:13:28,208
<i>Copy that, sir.
Move the aircraft.</i>

3013
02:13:28,458 --> 02:13:30,124
We have only 18 minutes.

3014
02:13:30,125 --> 02:13:31,416
That's an order!

3015
02:13:31,417 --> 02:13:33,417
- [gunshot]
- [scream]

3016
02:13:34,542 --> 02:13:36,542
[emotional music]

3017
02:13:37,250 --> 02:13:38,250
Karan.

3018
02:13:39,250 --> 02:13:42,083
[intense music]

3019
02:13:44,083 --> 02:13:45,916
- [gunshot]
- [rapid gunfire]

3020
02:13:45,917 --> 02:13:47,917
[explosion]

3021
02:13:49,417 --> 02:13:51,833
[engines roar]
- [horses galloping]

3022
02:13:55,667 --> 02:13:59,542
- [indistinct crowd chatter]
- Hey, hey, hey!

3023
02:14:04,208 --> 02:14:05,832
We're caught between a well
and a ravine.

3024
02:14:05,833 --> 02:14:06,958
Where's the well?

3025
02:14:07,875 --> 02:14:09,624
Hang on. Where is the ravine?

3026
02:14:09,625 --> 02:14:10,792
Over here.

3027
02:14:11,167 --> 02:14:13,167
- [horses galloping]
- [horses neighing]

3028
02:14:16,708 --> 02:14:20,792
Look... we have to do
what every brave person does.

3029
02:14:20,917 --> 02:14:21,875
What?

3030
02:14:22,042 --> 02:14:23,833
We... have to hide.

3031
02:14:23,958 --> 02:14:26,167
- Hide. Hide.
- [crowd noise]

3032
02:14:27,458 --> 02:14:29,625
- [horses galloping]
- [horses neighing]

3033
02:14:33,125 --> 02:14:35,124
[gunshots]

3034
02:14:35,125 --> 02:14:37,875
[rapid gunfire]

3035
02:14:42,917 --> 02:14:44,917
[rapid gunfire continues]

3036
02:14:45,875 --> 02:14:48,958
[upbeat music]

3037
02:14:53,583 --> 02:14:56,750
- [upbeat music continues]
- [gunshot]

3038
02:14:58,958 --> 02:15:00,958
[breathing heavily]

3039
02:15:01,208 --> 02:15:03,208
[cheering]

3040
02:15:06,917 --> 02:15:10,208
We'll become easy targets
if we stay together.

3041
02:15:10,333 --> 02:15:11,749
We'll all die.

3042
02:15:11,750 --> 02:15:14,083
Yes, let's separate
and meet at the border.

3043
02:15:14,208 --> 02:15:16,708
He's right.
We'll meet at the border.

3044
02:15:16,917 --> 02:15:18,583
Alright. Let's go.

3045
02:15:18,833 --> 02:15:21,208
<i>Chief, a lot of our men are dead.</i>

3046
02:15:21,375 --> 02:15:22,792
<i>It's getting difficult
to stop them.</i>

3047
02:15:24,667 --> 02:15:26,667
[intense music]

3048
02:15:31,000 --> 02:15:33,000
[intense music continues]

3049
02:15:36,042 --> 02:15:37,707
Who's over there, idiot?

3050
02:15:37,708 --> 02:15:38,833
Fall in line.

3051
02:15:39,125 --> 02:15:40,583
Follow me, everyone.

3052
02:15:42,042 --> 02:15:44,042
[tense music]

3053
02:15:45,375 --> 02:15:47,375
- Hey, terrorist?
- Yes, sir.

3054
02:15:47,500 --> 02:15:49,500
- [gunshots]
- [screams]

3055
02:15:51,375 --> 02:15:53,500
You would have been dead
if you had gone any further.

3056
02:15:53,708 --> 02:15:54,500
Come on.

3057
02:15:55,583 --> 02:15:57,707
[rapid gunfire]

3058
02:15:57,708 --> 02:15:59,792
- [screams]
- [engines roar]

3059
02:16:00,125 --> 02:16:03,167
- [rapid gunfire]
- [engines roar]

3060
02:16:06,917 --> 02:16:09,958
- [action music]
- [gunshots]

3061
02:16:12,875 --> 02:16:14,875
[engines roar]

3062
02:16:16,792 --> 02:16:17,583
Let's go.

3063
02:16:19,292 --> 02:16:21,292
[rapid gunfire]

3064
02:16:23,333 --> 02:16:26,041
[upbeat music]

3065
02:16:26,042 --> 02:16:28,042
[screams]

3066
02:16:28,208 --> 02:16:29,791
- [rapid gunfire]
- [horses neighing]

3067
02:16:29,792 --> 02:16:31,792
[screams]

3068
02:16:33,917 --> 02:16:35,917
[playful music]

3069
02:16:37,083 --> 02:16:38,292
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

3070
02:16:39,375 --> 02:16:41,375
- [thud]
- [scream]

3071
02:16:43,208 --> 02:16:45,208
[action music]

3072
02:16:46,542 --> 02:16:48,542
[rapid gunfire]

3073
02:16:50,125 --> 02:16:52,125
- [fight]
- [upbeat music]

3074
02:16:55,458 --> 02:16:56,500
Who are you guys?

3075
02:16:56,917 --> 02:16:57,958
Where do you come from?

3076
02:16:58,083 --> 02:16:59,208
Why do you come?

3077
02:17:00,417 --> 02:17:02,417
[rapid gunfire]

3078
02:17:04,958 --> 02:17:06,958
[upbeat music]

3079
02:17:07,500 --> 02:17:09,500
- [gunshot]
- [explosion]

3080
02:17:11,625 --> 02:17:13,625
[dramatic music]

3081
02:17:13,875 --> 02:17:15,207
[whooping]

3082
02:17:15,208 --> 02:17:16,208
Hurry up, boys.

3083
02:17:16,333 --> 02:17:18,333
We have only 15 minutes.

3084
02:17:23,417 --> 02:17:24,957
[rapid gunfire]

3085
02:17:24,958 --> 02:17:26,417
Nainsukh, give me bullets.

3086
02:17:26,542 --> 02:17:27,458
Take it. Take it.

3087
02:17:27,583 --> 02:17:29,416
What am I supposed to do,
hang them one by one?

3088
02:17:29,417 --> 02:17:30,041
Give me bullets.

3089
02:17:30,042 --> 02:17:31,207
I gave you a gun.
Shoot them.

3090
02:17:31,208 --> 02:17:32,041
Why will you hang them?

3091
02:17:32,042 --> 02:17:33,624
[fight]

3092
02:17:33,625 --> 02:17:34,541
Give me something.

3093
02:17:34,542 --> 02:17:36,582
Here. Empty the whole magazine.

3094
02:17:36,583 --> 02:17:38,500
What is this?
A lunch date?

3095
02:17:39,250 --> 02:17:40,458
- Look at me.
- [thud]

3096
02:17:41,875 --> 02:17:43,332
Romeo. Someone's hitting me.

3097
02:17:43,333 --> 02:17:44,416
Romeo's hitting you.

3098
02:17:44,417 --> 02:17:45,417
Come on, or we'll all die.

3099
02:17:45,667 --> 02:17:47,875
[rapid gunfire]
- [thud]

3100
02:17:48,625 --> 02:17:51,625
- [sad music]
- Oh Lord...

3101
02:17:52,667 --> 02:17:55,167
You have to shoot them, not get shot.

3102
02:17:55,375 --> 02:17:56,249
Get the stretcher.

3103
02:17:56,250 --> 02:17:57,332
Look where you are shooting.

3104
02:17:57,333 --> 02:17:58,250
Are you blind?

3105
02:17:58,583 --> 02:18:00,083
The stretcher's here, brother.
Lie down.

3106
02:18:00,208 --> 02:18:02,208
[action music]

3107
02:18:03,458 --> 02:18:05,625
[action music continues]

3108
02:18:08,875 --> 02:18:09,832
Don't lift that thing,

3109
02:18:09,833 --> 02:18:11,041
or you'll get crushed under it.

3110
02:18:11,042 --> 02:18:12,208
Don is here. Don is here.

3111
02:18:12,333 --> 02:18:14,333
[rapid gunfire]

3112
02:18:14,583 --> 02:18:15,625
I love it.

3113
02:18:16,583 --> 02:18:18,583
[explosion]

3114
02:18:18,792 --> 02:18:20,792
[rapid gunfire]

3115
02:18:21,042 --> 02:18:23,458
- Take this.
- [funny music]

3116
02:18:23,875 --> 02:18:25,875
[fire blazing]

3117
02:18:27,375 --> 02:18:29,375
[screams]

3118
02:18:30,875 --> 02:18:32,792
What is this item, Anna?

3119
02:18:32,917 --> 02:18:34,250
It's flower. Flower.

3120
02:18:34,417 --> 02:18:37,917
- Yeah... it won't bloody douse.
- It's Anna's firepower.

3121
02:18:40,250 --> 02:18:42,292
Jai Bhawani
(Glory to Goddess Bhawani).

3122
02:18:42,875 --> 02:18:44,666
- Did you throw the grenade?
- Yes, I did.

3123
02:18:44,667 --> 02:18:45,958
Then why didn't it explode?

3124
02:18:46,375 --> 02:18:46,957
I don't know.

3125
02:18:46,958 --> 02:18:49,417
- Fake stuff.
- Guess it's a dud.

3126
02:18:49,583 --> 02:18:51,708
Sir... we cannot get

3127
02:18:51,833 --> 02:18:53,917
the villagers across the border
in such a short time.

3128
02:18:54,042 --> 02:18:55,458
We have to buy some time, sir.

3129
02:18:55,833 --> 02:18:56,874
[speaks indistinctly] Give me the walkie-talkie.

3130
02:18:56,875 --> 02:18:57,792
Walkie-talkie?

3131
02:18:58,000 --> 02:18:58,999
But we don't have it.

3132
02:18:59,000 --> 02:18:59,958
General Kohli?

3133
02:19:00,625 --> 02:19:01,625
General Kohli?

3134
02:19:01,750 --> 02:19:04,333
General Kohli,
come in, please.

3135
02:19:05,292 --> 02:19:06,667
Why aren't they answering?

3136
02:19:07,125 --> 02:19:09,125
[intense music]

3137
02:19:11,458 --> 02:19:12,208
Girls!

3138
02:19:12,500 --> 02:19:14,500
[funny music]

3139
02:19:15,583 --> 02:19:16,708
I said girls.

3140
02:19:16,833 --> 02:19:18,958
So... even I'm a girl.

3141
02:19:19,167 --> 02:19:20,417
Alright... fine.

3142
02:19:20,583 --> 02:19:21,417
My mistake.
[gibberish]

3143
02:19:22,708 --> 02:19:25,083
Okay. Okay.

3144
02:19:26,833 --> 02:19:27,542
Let's go.

3145
02:19:28,292 --> 02:19:30,292
[scream]

3146
02:19:31,542 --> 02:19:33,542
[romantic music playing]

3147
02:19:33,708 --> 02:19:36,708
- ♪ Stung by love ♪
- [scream]

3148
02:19:37,375 --> 02:19:40,000
It's girls. Pricked by a thorn.

3149
02:19:40,167 --> 02:19:41,707
♪ My love ♪

3150
02:19:41,708 --> 02:19:45,124
♪ Under the tree,
in your backyard ♪

3151
02:19:45,125 --> 02:19:47,042
- ♪ My love ♪
- [screams]

3152
02:19:47,167 --> 02:19:48,875
Come on! Come on!

3153
02:19:49,000 --> 02:19:52,542
♪ Got stung by love ♪

3154
02:19:55,792 --> 02:19:59,124
♪ Under the tree,
in your backyard ♪

3155
02:19:59,125 --> 02:20:01,499
♪ My love ♪

3156
02:20:01,500 --> 02:20:02,250
Old hag.

3157
02:20:02,375 --> 02:20:04,417
I should shoot this old hag first.

3158
02:20:04,792 --> 02:20:06,750
She foiled the entire plan.

3159
02:20:08,083 --> 02:20:09,791
♪ Come my love ♪

3160
02:20:09,792 --> 02:20:11,667
♪ Under the tree,
in your backyard ♪

3161
02:20:11,792 --> 02:20:14,542
♪ My love ♪

3162
02:20:14,792 --> 02:20:16,208
Come on. Come on.

3163
02:20:17,042 --> 02:20:19,042
- ♪ Got stung by love ♪
- [rapid gunfire]

3164
02:20:20,750 --> 02:20:22,750
[rapid gunfire continues]

3165
02:20:24,333 --> 02:20:26,333
- [rapid gunfire continues]
- [screams]

3166
02:20:28,333 --> 02:20:30,958
- [thud]
- [whooping]

3167
02:20:35,083 --> 02:20:37,083
[animal growls]

3168
02:20:38,667 --> 02:20:40,667
[funny music]

3169
02:20:43,500 --> 02:20:45,500
[gorilla growls]

3170
02:20:50,667 --> 02:20:52,667
[funny music continues]

3171
02:20:53,500 --> 02:20:55,500
[screams]

3172
02:20:56,083 --> 02:20:57,041
Hey, Gorilla.

3173
02:20:57,042 --> 02:20:58,917
I'm just taking one banana.
What's wrong with you?

3174
02:20:59,958 --> 02:21:03,000
I'm not the guy from Hera-Pheri.

3175
02:21:04,292 --> 02:21:05,457
Run, run...

3176
02:21:05,458 --> 02:21:07,667
- [horse neighing]
- [thud]

3177
02:21:14,667 --> 02:21:16,667
- [rapid gunfire]
- [explosion]

3178
02:21:20,375 --> 02:21:22,375
[screams]

3179
02:21:22,750 --> 02:21:24,750
[intense music]

3180
02:21:27,333 --> 02:21:29,333
[intense music continues]

3181
02:21:29,458 --> 02:21:30,500
What is this place?

3182
02:21:31,833 --> 02:21:35,417
Rajeev and Anna both found their dad.

3183
02:21:37,625 --> 02:21:38,583
Dad.

3184
02:21:40,458 --> 02:21:42,458
[heavy footsteps]

3185
02:21:44,792 --> 02:21:46,624
Anna... your father.

3186
02:21:46,625 --> 02:21:47,875
What father?

3187
02:21:48,083 --> 02:21:50,042
It's me, you fool.

3188
02:21:50,500 --> 02:21:51,708
Anna. Anna.

3189
02:21:52,167 --> 02:21:52,958
Anna?

3190
02:21:56,042 --> 02:21:58,042
[funny music]

3191
02:22:00,208 --> 02:22:02,208
[buzzing]

3192
02:22:02,917 --> 02:22:04,917
[buzzing continues]

3193
02:22:07,042 --> 02:22:09,042
[screams]

3194
02:22:11,042 --> 02:22:12,625
Zatara!

3195
02:22:13,542 --> 02:22:15,458
- Come out.
- [rapid gunfire]

3196
02:22:16,542 --> 02:22:17,875
- Come out.
- [rapid gunfire continues]

3197
02:22:19,708 --> 02:22:21,417
If you're a terrorist,

3198
02:22:21,583 --> 02:22:23,708
then you don't know who I am.

3199
02:22:23,833 --> 02:22:26,124
No one can stop him now.
He's gone.

3200
02:22:26,125 --> 02:22:26,791
That's fine.

3201
02:22:26,792 --> 02:22:29,667
But he's high and charging toward
the village.

3202
02:22:30,000 --> 02:22:32,000
[rapid gunfire continues]

3203
02:22:32,292 --> 02:22:33,833
You don't know who I am!

3204
02:22:34,958 --> 02:22:36,958
- Oh Lord!
- [Gorrila growls]

3205
02:22:38,958 --> 02:22:40,207
Isn't that Dubey?

3206
02:22:40,208 --> 02:22:41,916
But why is he running
in front of the Gorilla?

3207
02:22:41,917 --> 02:22:43,374
The Gorilla is running after him.

3208
02:22:43,375 --> 02:22:43,958
Meaning?

3209
02:22:44,125 --> 02:22:46,666
Do you know who I am?

3210
02:22:46,667 --> 02:22:48,041
I am that.

3211
02:22:48,042 --> 02:22:49,707
There he goes again.

3212
02:22:49,708 --> 02:22:51,083
Shut him down.

3213
02:22:51,667 --> 02:22:54,332
Why are you after me?

3214
02:22:54,333 --> 02:22:55,208
Run away.

3215
02:22:55,667 --> 02:22:58,624
Anna. We all know you're the don.

3216
02:22:58,625 --> 02:23:00,125
But he is not listening.

3217
02:23:01,042 --> 02:23:03,541
- Him.
- [gorilla chest-beating and grunting]

3218
02:23:03,542 --> 02:23:05,542
[thud]

3219
02:23:07,917 --> 02:23:09,375
One take, okay.

3220
02:23:10,583 --> 02:23:12,124
[crowd noise]

3221
02:23:12,125 --> 02:23:14,542
Come on, come on, move forward.

3222
02:23:15,917 --> 02:23:18,542
Abdullah, look.
We've reached the border.

3223
02:23:21,792 --> 02:23:24,333
Once these people reach the border.

3224
02:23:26,292 --> 02:23:28,292
[soft music]

3225
02:23:32,750 --> 02:23:34,750
[soft music continues]

3226
02:23:38,625 --> 02:23:40,625
[soft music continues]

3227
02:23:41,958 --> 02:23:42,917
<i>Thank you.</i>

3228
02:23:43,750 --> 02:23:46,750
We'll do the action asap, sir.
Over and out, sir.

3229
02:23:48,125 --> 02:23:49,125
- Come on, boys.
- Yes, sir.

3230
02:23:49,250 --> 02:23:51,208
let's move, let's move, let's move.

3231
02:23:51,333 --> 02:23:52,208
Move.
Move.

3232
02:23:54,042 --> 02:23:56,958
Come on. Come here!

3233
02:23:57,500 --> 02:24:00,083
Let's go, come on.

3234
02:24:02,000 --> 02:24:04,833
Very thankful to you.

3235
02:24:06,792 --> 02:24:09,332
I can never understand
what the people of this village say.

3236
02:24:09,333 --> 02:24:11,333
- She was wishing good for you.
- I know, I know.

3237
02:24:11,917 --> 02:24:13,667
[soft music]

3238
02:24:13,792 --> 02:24:16,250
BSF...open the doors.

3239
02:24:16,417 --> 02:24:17,542
Let's take them in.

3240
02:24:18,000 --> 02:24:20,000
[door opens]

3241
02:24:21,958 --> 02:24:23,958
[emotional music]

3242
02:24:27,250 --> 02:24:29,250
[emotional music continues]

3243
02:24:32,042 --> 02:24:34,042
[dramatic music continues]

3244
02:24:36,625 --> 02:24:38,625
[funny music]

3245
02:24:39,792 --> 02:24:41,042
My great India.

3246
02:24:41,458 --> 02:24:43,208
You mean great India.

3247
02:24:43,333 --> 02:24:45,292
Yes, Auntie is right.
India is great.

3248
02:24:47,208 --> 02:24:49,208
[emotional music]

3249
02:24:51,792 --> 02:24:53,792
[emotional music continues]

3250
02:24:56,708 --> 02:24:58,708
[emotional music continues]

3251
02:25:01,583 --> 02:25:04,875
[emotional music continues]

3252
02:25:07,458 --> 02:25:09,208
Urvi! Urvi!

3253
02:25:10,625 --> 02:25:12,208
Urvi!

3254
02:25:12,333 --> 02:25:13,667
Hey, general.

3255
02:25:13,958 --> 02:25:15,042
Come out.

3256
02:25:15,292 --> 02:25:18,208
For fifteen years,
you were in a hole.

3257
02:25:19,333 --> 02:25:20,000
Father!

3258
02:25:20,167 --> 02:25:25,083
Father!P

3259
02:25:21,833 --> 02:25:24,042
- What happened?
- Father.

3260
02:25:24,250 --> 02:25:25,292
Father.

3261
02:25:27,208 --> 02:25:29,208
[action music]

3262
02:25:31,375 --> 02:25:33,625
[action music continues]

3263
02:25:39,625 --> 02:25:41,625
[fighter jet taking off]

3264
02:25:43,292 --> 02:25:44,833
Maybe father is still in the jungle.

3265
02:25:45,042 --> 02:25:46,583
Zoya's daughter is also in there.

3266
02:25:47,833 --> 02:25:48,417
Father.

3267
02:25:48,542 --> 02:25:51,208
- Stay back. Back...
- My father's still there.

3268
02:25:51,417 --> 02:25:52,833
Father...

3269
02:25:53,792 --> 02:25:55,042
My daughter!

3270
02:25:58,167 --> 02:26:00,167
[intense music]P

3271
02:26:01,333 --> 02:26:03,333
[action music]

3272
02:26:04,375 --> 02:26:06,375
[action music continues]

3273
02:26:09,292 --> 02:26:10,917
My daughter got left behind.

3274
02:26:11,083 --> 02:26:12,083
Father!

3275
02:26:14,125 --> 02:26:16,125
[action music]

3276
02:26:18,542 --> 02:26:20,542
[laughter]

3277
02:26:23,125 --> 02:26:24,125
- [speaking indistinctly] Run, dear.
- What?

3278
02:26:25,917 --> 02:26:27,333
- Run. Run. -What?

3279
02:26:28,250 --> 02:26:29,625
Run, you...

3280
02:26:32,042 --> 02:26:34,500
- Stop.
- [intense music]

3281
02:26:37,250 --> 02:26:39,250
[action music]

3282
02:26:42,000 --> 02:26:44,000
- [action music continues]
- [fighter jets flying]

3283
02:26:45,583 --> 02:26:47,583
[action music continues]

3284
02:26:49,833 --> 02:26:51,833
[fighter jets flying]

3285
02:26:57,125 --> 02:26:59,125
[dramatic music playing]

3286
02:27:00,417 --> 02:27:01,667
Father!

3287
02:27:02,792 --> 02:27:04,792
[action music playing]

3288
02:27:07,083 --> 02:27:09,083
[intense music playing]

3289
02:27:10,625 --> 02:27:13,083
- [intense music continues]
- [thud]

3290
02:27:15,167 --> 02:27:17,167
[fighter jets flying]

3291
02:27:18,208 --> 02:27:20,208
[explosions]

3292
02:27:27,833 --> 02:27:29,833
[soft music]

3293
02:27:33,917 --> 02:27:35,917
[soft music continues]

3294
02:27:38,292 --> 02:27:40,292
[emotional music]

3295
02:27:42,208 --> 02:27:45,292
Mother!

3296
02:27:49,333 --> 02:27:50,750
Urvi.

3297
02:27:52,792 --> 02:27:54,792
[emotional music continues]

3298
02:27:57,542 --> 02:27:59,542
[emotional music continues]

3299
02:28:03,792 --> 02:28:06,542
[emotional music continues]

3300
02:28:11,000 --> 02:28:13,000
[emotional music continues]

3301
02:28:13,500 --> 02:28:15,500
[sobs]

3302
02:28:18,667 --> 02:28:20,667
[sobs]

3303
02:28:23,958 --> 02:28:27,292
[speaks in urdu]

3304
02:28:27,500 --> 02:28:29,833
[speaks in urdu]

3305
02:28:30,042 --> 02:28:32,667
Uncle, he's already sad.

3306
02:28:33,083 --> 02:28:34,458
Don't make him any sadder.

3307
02:28:34,750 --> 02:28:36,750
- [funny music]
- hmm.

3308
02:28:39,167 --> 02:28:41,167
[emotional music continues]

3309
02:28:44,292 --> 02:28:46,292
[emotional music continues]

3310
02:28:48,417 --> 02:28:50,000
- [speaks indistinctly] What happened?
- It's terrible.

3311
02:28:52,917 --> 02:28:53,917
What happened, mister?

3312
02:28:55,083 --> 02:28:57,000
I don't have any change. Go on.

3313
02:28:59,917 --> 02:29:01,917
[sobs]

3314
02:29:02,583 --> 02:29:05,333
You cannot leave us like this.

3315
02:29:06,250 --> 02:29:08,500
You cannot die like this.

3316
02:29:09,250 --> 02:29:11,291
Once a man gone, he gone, son.

3317
02:29:11,292 --> 02:29:12,583
But who died?

3318
02:29:13,417 --> 02:29:14,875
My father.

3319
02:29:16,083 --> 02:29:20,124
We met after 15 years
and died in 15 minutes.

3320
02:29:20,125 --> 02:29:23,208
If your father'th dead,
who am I?

3321
02:29:24,208 --> 02:29:25,625
He's lost it!

3322
02:29:28,125 --> 02:29:31,083
Father. Father is alive.

3323
02:29:31,208 --> 02:29:32,957
My father is alive.

3324
02:29:32,958 --> 02:29:36,750
Father is alive...

3325
02:29:37,208 --> 02:29:39,124
Father will die like this, son.

3326
02:29:39,125 --> 02:29:40,417
Enough, son.

3327
02:29:41,292 --> 02:29:44,500
Father is alive.
Father is alive.

3328
02:29:45,875 --> 02:29:47,792
- What are you having? Give me.
- Betel nut.

3329
02:29:49,375 --> 02:29:51,375
[soft music]

3330
02:29:53,458 --> 02:29:55,250
Thank you very much.

3331
02:29:55,417 --> 02:29:57,542
You saved my daughter's life.

3332
02:30:02,375 --> 02:30:03,375
May God...

3333
02:30:05,625 --> 02:30:10,083
May God, keep you happy always.

3334
02:30:12,083 --> 02:30:15,292
Dear Zoya... May God...

3335
02:30:17,208 --> 02:30:18,375
always protects your daughter...

3336
02:30:20,250 --> 02:30:22,250
[funny music]

3337
02:30:23,875 --> 02:30:27,375
If you want to thank anyone,
then thank them.

3338
02:30:28,000 --> 02:30:31,583
They risked their lives
to save the villagers.

3339
02:30:33,167 --> 02:30:34,000
And...

3340
02:30:35,792 --> 02:30:38,125
- What happened?
- Nothing?

3341
02:30:38,500 --> 02:30:42,417
You lisp?
How did you speak clearly?

3342
02:30:43,708 --> 02:30:45,708
[spits]

3343
02:30:46,792 --> 02:30:48,000
[speaks indistinctly] Bloody idiots.

3344
02:30:48,333 --> 02:30:49,917
You have no sense at all.

3345
02:30:50,792 --> 02:30:52,708
Oh... betel nut.

3346
02:30:52,917 --> 02:30:53,708
Did you understand?

3347
02:30:54,292 --> 02:30:56,167
No, you didn't understand.
Let me explain.

3348
02:30:56,333 --> 02:30:58,957
When you chew betel nut,

3349
02:30:58,958 --> 02:31:00,292
whoever speaks properly,
starts lisping.

3350
02:31:00,417 --> 02:31:02,207
But he was lisping.

3351
02:31:02,208 --> 02:31:03,208
When he chewed betel nut,

3352
02:31:03,333 --> 02:31:05,250
he started speaking properly.

3353
02:31:05,375 --> 02:31:06,208
Understood?

3354
02:31:07,208 --> 02:31:09,208
[dramatic music playing]

3355
02:31:09,792 --> 02:31:11,792
[footsteps]

3356
02:31:14,958 --> 02:31:16,541
Put the betel nut back, father.

3357
02:31:16,542 --> 02:31:21,125
Otherwise, you'll lose the honour
you're about to get from the general.

3358
02:31:24,958 --> 02:31:25,833
He's right.

3359
02:31:29,542 --> 02:31:31,542
[dramatic music continues]

3360
02:31:34,708 --> 02:31:36,625
Better late than never.
We missed you.

3361
02:31:37,750 --> 02:31:38,833
Welcome back.

3362
02:31:40,500 --> 02:31:43,083
I always knew, sir,
the country is in safe hands.

3363
02:31:43,250 --> 02:31:44,208
Yup.

3364
02:31:44,500 --> 02:31:46,500
[chewing]

3365
02:31:48,042 --> 02:31:48,999
Bad manners.

3366
02:31:49,000 --> 02:31:49,833
Spit it out.

3367
02:31:50,208 --> 02:31:50,875
Sorry.

3368
02:31:51,375 --> 02:31:53,375
- [spits]
- [funny music]

3369
02:31:53,583 --> 02:31:55,625
[speaks indistinctly] I had some betel nut...

3370
02:31:57,208 --> 02:31:59,333
- Oh God.
- Oh God.

3371
02:32:00,625 --> 02:32:04,583
<i>And just like that, years of fake
hard work finally paid off.</i>

3372
02:32:05,125 --> 02:32:06,541
<i>We were heroes on screen,</i>

3373
02:32:06,542 --> 02:32:09,208
<i>but suddenly we also
became national heroes too.</i>

3374
02:32:09,375 --> 02:32:12,917
<i>And the movie
we made became a blockbuster.</i>

3375
02:32:13,083 --> 02:32:15,833
<i>It became the biggest money
spinner of the year.</i>

3376
02:32:16,167 --> 02:32:21,292
<i>And then...
money-money and more money.</i>

3377
02:32:33,000 --> 02:32:33,958
<i>Here we go.</i>

3378
02:32:38,042 --> 02:32:38,792
<i>Money...</i>

3379
02:32:43,500 --> 02:32:47,000
♪ Money-Money-Money ♪

3380
02:32:48,042 --> 02:32:50,417
♪ Welcome To The Jungle ♪

3381
02:32:50,542 --> 02:32:52,833
♪ Your money is my money ♪

3382
02:32:52,958 --> 02:32:55,332
♪ Her money is my money ♪

3383
02:32:55,333 --> 02:32:57,791
♪ His money is my money ♪

3384
02:32:57,792 --> 02:33:00,249
♪ Everyone's money is my money ♪

3385
02:33:00,250 --> 02:33:02,541
♪ Your money is my money ♪

3386
02:33:02,542 --> 02:33:04,916
♪ Her money is my money ♪

3387
02:33:04,917 --> 02:33:07,374
♪ His money is my money ♪

3388
02:33:07,375 --> 02:33:09,625
♪ Everyone's money is my money ♪

3389
02:33:09,792 --> 02:33:12,374
♪ Lay an eye on my money ♪

3390
02:33:12,375 --> 02:33:14,624
♪ and I'll make you regret ♪

3391
02:33:14,625 --> 02:33:17,082
♪ You can cast a spell on me ♪

3392
02:33:17,083 --> 02:33:19,792
♪ but you can't get this money
out of my clutches ♪

3393
02:33:23,958 --> 02:33:26,167
I am feeling dizzy.

3394
02:33:27,000 --> 02:33:29,374
♪ Your money is my money ♪

3395
02:33:29,375 --> 02:33:31,749
♪ Their money is my money ♪

3396
02:33:31,750 --> 02:33:34,042
♪ His money is my money ♪

3397
02:33:34,167 --> 02:33:36,958
♪ Everyone's money is my money ♪

3398
02:33:46,250 --> 02:33:51,000
♪ Money-Money-Money ♪

3399
02:33:51,250 --> 02:33:55,042
- Get lost. Come on.
- ♪ Money-Money-Money ♪

3400
02:33:59,917 --> 02:34:03,082
♪ Head or tails,
they all belong to me ♪

3401
02:34:03,083 --> 02:34:05,292
♪ I own all the IPL teams ♪

3402
02:34:05,417 --> 02:34:10,083
♪ I can give millions
and wipe out poverty ♪

3403
02:34:10,208 --> 02:34:15,082
♪ Look how rich I am,
with gold, I play holi ♪

3404
02:34:15,083 --> 02:34:19,875
♪ If I want,
I can live off money every day. ♪

3405
02:34:20,417 --> 02:34:22,292
♪ I'm getting hungrier ♪

3406
02:34:22,542 --> 02:34:24,542
Hey Rajiv, open it!

3407
02:34:32,292 --> 02:34:34,749
♪ Money draws me closer ♪

3408
02:34:34,750 --> 02:34:36,958
♪ like I am after money ♪

3409
02:34:37,083 --> 02:34:42,167
♪ Give us your money,
like you'd give your family ♪

3410
02:34:42,375 --> 02:34:44,000
Easy there.

3411
02:34:44,292 --> 02:34:46,832
♪ I'd snatch your money ♪

3412
02:34:46,833 --> 02:34:49,042
♪ Money gives me peace ♪

3413
02:34:49,167 --> 02:34:51,875
♪ The only hobby I keep ♪

3414
02:34:52,500 --> 02:34:53,957
<i>Money and only money.</i>

3415
02:34:53,958 --> 02:34:56,291
♪ Your money is my money ♪

3416
02:34:56,292 --> 02:34:58,707
♪ Their money is my money ♪

3417
02:34:58,708 --> 02:35:01,041
♪ His money is my money ♪

3418
02:35:01,042 --> 02:35:03,499
♪ Everyone's money is my money ♪

3419
02:35:03,500 --> 02:35:08,083
♪ Money-Money-Money ♪

3420
02:35:08,208 --> 02:35:11,958
♪ Money-Money-Money ♪

3421
02:35:13,125 --> 02:35:17,916
♪ I am crazy about money,
my love is diamond-ruby ♪

3422
02:35:17,917 --> 02:35:20,291
♪ I pounce on money ♪

3423
02:35:20,292 --> 02:35:23,042
♪ like money is my duty ♪

3424
02:35:23,375 --> 02:35:24,917
Deduct 50 rupees for overacting.

3425
02:35:25,125 --> 02:35:27,417
♪ Life and death is money ♪

3426
02:35:27,583 --> 02:35:29,957
♪ Money steals my sleep ♪

3427
02:35:29,958 --> 02:35:32,625
♪ I have only one hobby ♪

3428
02:35:33,458 --> 02:35:34,749
<i>Money and only money.</i>

3429
02:35:34,750 --> 02:35:37,042
♪ Your money is my money ♪

3430
02:35:37,167 --> 02:35:39,541
♪ Their money is my money ♪

3431
02:35:39,542 --> 02:35:41,791
♪ His money is my money ♪

3432
02:35:41,792 --> 02:35:44,249
♪ Everyone's money is my money ♪

3433
02:35:44,250 --> 02:35:46,624
♪ Your money is my money ♪

3434
02:35:46,625 --> 02:35:49,000
♪ Their money is my money ♪

3435
02:35:49,125 --> 02:35:51,416
♪ His money is my money ♪

3436
02:35:51,417 --> 02:35:53,832
<i>Everyone's money is my money.</i>

3437
02:35:53,833 --> 02:35:58,417
♪ Money-Money-Money ♪

3438
02:35:58,667 --> 02:36:02,542
♪ Money-Money-Money ♪

3439
02:36:04,042 --> 02:36:06,667
Remove from your pocket thief.

3440
02:36:07,250 --> 02:36:08,167
Move.

3441
02:36:08,292 --> 02:36:11,625
♪ Money-Money-Money ♪

3442
02:36:13,333 --> 02:36:14,542
Song over.

3443
02:36:14,792 --> 02:36:15,958
Money devoured.

3444
02:36:20,000 --> 02:36:22,083
♪ To the jungle welcome ♪

3445
02:36:22,583 --> 02:36:24,625
♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪

3446
02:36:25,208 --> 02:36:26,916
♪ To the party, come welcome ♪

3447
02:36:26,917 --> 02:36:29,583
♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪

3448
02:36:30,917 --> 02:36:33,542
♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪

3449
02:36:34,833 --> 02:36:38,250
Potatoes... on sale.

3450
02:36:38,667 --> 02:36:39,542
♪ Welcome ♪

3451
02:36:41,375 --> 02:36:43,957
Onions... on sale.

3452
02:36:43,958 --> 02:36:44,750
♪ Welcome ♪

3453
02:36:44,875 --> 02:36:46,582
♪ To the jungle welcome ♪

3454
02:36:46,583 --> 02:36:47,457
♪ Welcome ♪

3455
02:36:47,458 --> 02:36:49,249
♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪

3456
02:36:49,250 --> 02:36:49,958
♪ Welcome ♪

3457
02:36:50,083 --> 02:36:51,832
♪ To the party, come welcome ♪

3458
02:36:51,833 --> 02:36:54,207
♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪

3459
02:36:54,208 --> 02:36:54,749
What is it?

3460
02:36:54,750 --> 02:36:55,958
Do it properly.
What are you doing?

3461
02:36:56,083 --> 02:36:56,958
You do yours.

3462
02:36:57,083 --> 02:36:59,666
♪ The intoxication of love ♪

3463
02:36:59,667 --> 02:37:02,291
♪ Come taste it, sweetheart ♪

3464
02:37:02,292 --> 02:37:04,250
♪ Don't worry about tomorrow ♪

3465
02:37:04,375 --> 02:37:07,541
♪ come and dance with me...
dance slow ♪

3466
02:37:07,542 --> 02:37:09,542
♪ My buddies on my side ♪

3467
02:37:10,167 --> 02:37:12,583
♪ nothing to worry about ♪

3468
02:37:12,708 --> 02:37:14,957
♪ Enjoy this life ♪

3469
02:37:14,958 --> 02:37:17,957
♪ come and dance with me...
dance slow ♪

3470
02:37:17,958 --> 02:37:20,292
♪ It's time to have fun,
why stop yourself ♪

3471
02:37:20,417 --> 02:37:23,207
♪ rock your body and some ♪

3472
02:37:23,208 --> 02:37:24,083
♪ Welcome ♪

3473
02:37:25,708 --> 02:37:26,667
♪ Welcome ♪

3474
02:37:28,333 --> 02:37:29,291
♪ Welcome ♪

3475
02:37:29,292 --> 02:37:30,957
♪ Everybody, come welcome ♪

3476
02:37:30,958 --> 02:37:33,624
♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪

3477
02:37:33,625 --> 02:37:34,250
♪ Welcome ♪

3478
02:37:34,375 --> 02:37:36,249
♪ To the jungle welcome ♪

3479
02:37:36,250 --> 02:37:37,041
♪ Welcome ♪

3480
02:37:37,042 --> 02:37:38,791
♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪

3481
02:37:38,792 --> 02:37:39,666
♪ Welcome ♪

3482
02:37:39,667 --> 02:37:41,416
♪ To the party, come welcome ♪

3483
02:37:41,417 --> 02:37:44,208
♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪

3484
02:37:46,542 --> 02:37:47,541
♪ Welcome ♪

3485
02:37:47,542 --> 02:37:49,167
♪ Everybody, come welcome ♪

3486
02:37:49,333 --> 02:37:51,957
♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪

3487
02:37:51,958 --> 02:37:54,499
♪ A I O, go with the flow ♪

3488
02:37:54,500 --> 02:37:56,792
♪ Welcome to the party ♪

3489
02:37:57,125 --> 02:37:59,416
♪ Yo, my bro, gonna steal the show ♪

3490
02:37:59,417 --> 02:38:02,249
♪ We're gonna rock the body ♪

3491
02:38:02,250 --> 02:38:03,167
♪ Welcome ♪

3492
02:38:04,875 --> 02:38:05,750
♪ Welcome ♪

3493
02:38:07,500 --> 02:38:08,333
♪ Welcome ♪

3494
02:38:10,042 --> 02:38:12,792
♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪

3495
02:38:14,583 --> 02:38:15,750
Sister is right.

3496
02:38:18,250 --> 02:38:21,750
♪ If you enter my party ♪

3497
02:38:23,500 --> 02:38:27,042
♪ Darling, you won't want to leave ♪

3498
02:38:28,750 --> 02:38:32,292
♪ I'll cast a spell on you, my love ♪

3499
02:38:33,958 --> 02:38:38,333
♪ You'll lose yourself in my vibe ♪

3500
02:38:38,833 --> 02:38:41,499
♪ You're a bit crazy,
I'm a bit crazy ♪

3501
02:38:41,500 --> 02:38:43,957
♪ crazy is this ambience ♪

3502
02:38:43,958 --> 02:38:46,541
♪ It's time to have fun,
why stop yourself ♪

3503
02:38:46,542 --> 02:38:49,249
♪ rock your body and some ♪

3504
02:38:49,250 --> 02:38:50,124
♪ Welcome ♪

3505
02:38:50,125 --> 02:38:51,874
♪ To the jungle welcome ♪

3506
02:38:51,875 --> 02:38:52,667
♪ Welcome ♪

3507
02:38:52,792 --> 02:38:54,457
♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪

3508
02:38:54,458 --> 02:38:55,332
♪ Welcome ♪

3509
02:38:55,333 --> 02:38:56,958
♪ To the party, come welcome ♪

3510
02:38:57,083 --> 02:38:58,833
♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪

3511
02:38:59,417 --> 02:39:00,499
♪ Welcome ♪

3512
02:39:00,500 --> 02:39:02,332
♪ To the jungle welcome ♪

3513
02:39:02,333 --> 02:39:02,958
♪ Welcome ♪

3514
02:39:03,083 --> 02:39:05,207
♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪

3515
02:39:05,208 --> 02:39:07,499
- Forget her, look at your father.
- ♪ To the party, come welcome ♪

3516
02:39:07,500 --> 02:39:10,124
- Amazing. Fantastic.
- ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪

3517
02:39:10,125 --> 02:39:10,792
♪ Welcome ♪

3518
02:39:10,958 --> 02:39:11,457
Father.

3519
02:39:11,458 --> 02:39:12,749
♪ To the jungle welcome ♪

3520
02:39:12,750 --> 02:39:13,582
♪ Welcome ♪

3521
02:39:13,583 --> 02:39:15,374
♪ Everybody, come welcome ♪

3522
02:39:15,375 --> 02:39:16,207
♪ Welcome ♪

3523
02:39:16,208 --> 02:39:17,957
♪ To the party, come welcome ♪

3524
02:39:17,958 --> 02:39:18,792
♪ Welcome ♪

3525
02:39:19,250 --> 02:39:20,542
<i>Miracle-Miracle!</i>

3526
02:39:21,833 --> 02:39:22,958
<i>Miracle-Miracle!</i>

3527
02:39:23,083 --> 02:39:23,957
♪ Welcome ♪

3528
02:39:23,958 --> 02:39:25,791
♪ To the jungle welcome ♪

3529
02:39:25,792 --> 02:39:26,582
♪ Welcome ♪

3530
02:39:26,583 --> 02:39:28,332
♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪

3531
02:39:28,333 --> 02:39:29,249
♪ Welcome ♪

3532
02:39:29,250 --> 02:39:30,957
♪ To the party, come welcome ♪

3533
02:39:30,958 --> 02:39:33,457
♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪

3534
02:39:33,458 --> 02:39:34,375
♪ Welcome ♪

3535
02:39:38,750 --> 02:39:41,457
♪ Welcome
to the jungle welcome ♪

3536
02:39:41,458 --> 02:39:43,917
♪ Welcome, everyone, come welcome ♪

3537
02:39:44,208 --> 02:39:46,624
♪ Welcome, to the party, come welcome ♪

3538
02:39:46,625 --> 02:39:49,292
♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪