1 00:00:03,177 --> 00:00:04,656 previously on the mentalist 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,310 listen, there's this poker game we've got going on kut 3 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:07,833 you want in?maybe. when? 4 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:09,009 let me see thursday night 5 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:11,315 ahh you're going to play poker 6 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,013 hey teresa glad you made it 7 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:15,145 this is district attorney don wolcott.hi 8 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:16,668 fbi bureau director charles bailey 9 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,148 sir.senator eileen dawkins. 10 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:19,497 statesenator 11 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,151 it's a pretty high class crowd 12 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,326 i wish you would have warned me. 13 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,154 oh, i think you know this guy, right? 14 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:26,678 teresa. i didn't take you for a gambler. 15 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:29,029 it's not gambling if you know you're gonna win. 16 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,341 ace of hearts. 17 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:44,870 not me. 18 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:47,177 action's on you, judge. 19 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:50,354 well... 20 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:52,182 $500. 21 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,185 dealer folds. 22 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:57,187 that's $500 more to you, bertram. 23 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:03,237 raise it $1,000. 24 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,373 you're bluffing. 25 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:11,201 mmm... 26 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:12,768 all in. 27 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:26,738 i love playing with you, gale. 28 00:01:26,782 --> 00:01:29,219 i can read you like a kids' book. 29 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:31,743 yeah, yeah. just pick up your chips. 30 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,093 "goodnight moon." 31 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:37,097 ay, yi, yi. 32 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,403 i'm sorry, guys, but we caught one. 33 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:40,578 okay.will you cash me out? 34 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:41,753 yeah. 35 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:43,103 have fun. 36 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:56,116 there you are. 37 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:57,595 i should come by sometime 38 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,597 when there's not a corpse here to meet us. 39 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:01,947 are you playing poker again, lisbon? 40 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,601 it's getting the better of you. 41 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:04,776 losing money? 42 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,430 losing skin's more like it. 43 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,432 bertram's been in a bad mood. 44 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,782 hi. i'm agent lisbon with the cbi. 45 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:12,958 christos papadakis. 46 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:16,266 i am dean of the university's natural science department, 47 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:19,269 so... the museum is my responsibility. 48 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:21,010 please follow me. 49 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:24,448 i believe your team is the one 50 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:27,277 who investigated the death of professor montero. 51 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:28,974 yeah, we were. 52 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:30,802 we have a bit of a walk. 53 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:34,284 the museum labs are in the east wing of the museum. 54 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:37,157 what can you tell us about the victim? 55 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,159 we think it is linda parfrey. 56 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:40,986 you think it's her? 57 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:45,165 linda has been missing for some time, and... 58 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,862 well, you'll see. 59 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:51,301 ah, this is the student who found linda. 60 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:52,650 tell--tell them your name. 61 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:55,305 uh, greg. uh, gregory lewis. 62 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,655 i found her around midnight. 63 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:59,483 tell me what happened. 64 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:02,007 well, by sheer luck, i-i happened upon 65 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:03,313 a very nice tree shrew. 66 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:05,185 um, i've never examined one before, 67 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:08,188 and i-i brought it in to strip the flesh off. 68 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,667 you know, to keep the skeleton. 69 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,321 how do you do that? 70 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:14,324 oh, w-we put 'em in these tanks. 71 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:17,327 how does that strip them of their flesh? 72 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:20,200 flesh-eating bugs.flesh-eating bugs. right. 73 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,027 right. 74 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:24,029 that's when i found linda. 75 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,730 ew. 76 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:35,215 oh! okay. 77 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:45,225 --captions by vitac-- 78 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,532 yeah, that's linda's ring, all right. 79 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,360 so it is linda parfrey. 80 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:52,536 why dump a body into a beetle tank? 81 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,364 the museum doesn't have great security, 82 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:57,367 but it's not the kind of place you can sneak a body out of. 83 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,369 unless you make it small enough to fit in a duffel bag. 84 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:01,066 so the killer was waiting for the bugs to eat it 85 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:03,243 down to the skeleton so they could sneak it out? 86 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:06,898 possibly. uh, we found a scientific tool in the tank. 87 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,248 it could be the murder weapon. 88 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:11,251 so the killer's probably another scientist then. 89 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:13,383 or someone that works at the museum. 90 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:14,906 what else do we know? 91 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,256 linda's been missing a couple weeks. 92 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:17,735 people thought she was 93 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:20,912 out camping near yosemite doing some kind of research. 94 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,392 then someone noticed her car was on campus, 95 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,264 and they realized she was missing. 96 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,091 who filed the missing persons report? 97 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:27,571 dr. sonia kidd. 98 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,269 head of the biology department at the university 99 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:30,922 and linda's adviser. 100 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:32,750 her name sounds familiar. 101 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:34,274 yeah, she's written a couple books. 102 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,405 popular science stuff. 103 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,277 one's called "natural born killers: 104 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,279 the evolutionary roots of murder." 105 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,411 cute. jane and i will go talk to her. 106 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:44,588 and, uh, linda had an office here at the museum. 107 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:45,937 you and cho check it out. 108 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:48,766 you got it, boss. 109 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,776 we thought she was lost in the mountains. 110 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,778 but she was here the whole time. 111 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:03,128 it's too horrible for words. 112 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,305 what did she study? what kind of animal? 113 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:06,958 why does that matter? 114 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:10,310 nobody picks what they dedicate their life to by accident. 115 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:11,746 it says something. 116 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:15,315 i study primate brains. what does that say about me? 117 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,447 you have dark thoughts inside your head 118 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,971 that you want to believe are normal and natural. 119 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,973 which they are, of course. 120 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:25,455 linda was an ornithologist. 121 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:29,633 her doctorate was on the diet of the northern flicker. 122 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:31,331 a kind of woodpecker.mm. 123 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:33,637 interesting. 124 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:35,465 tenacious. 125 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:38,468 bang their head against the problem 126 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:39,469 until they solve it. 127 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:41,166 was that linda? 128 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,472 it was. 129 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,648 although woodpeckers don't bang their heads 130 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:46,650 against things so much as they use their bills 131 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:47,999 to drill holes. 132 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:52,352 yes. well, the subconscious mind is-- 133 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:54,658 isn't really a stickler about that kind of thing. 134 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:57,357 uh, was she a good student? 135 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,836 brilliant. 136 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,012 she had already co-authored several papers 137 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:02,666 in prestigious journals. 138 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,494 well, who was jealous? 139 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,191 nobody. 140 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:09,499 this is the top biology department on the west coast. 141 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,675 best and brightest only. 142 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:15,505 the success of one of us helps all of us. 143 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:16,811 we're a family. 144 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:19,379 well, people murder family members every day. 145 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,381 it's natural. 146 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:23,383 murder is natural. 147 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,688 but abnormal. 148 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:26,516 teachers don't know there's scandals 149 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,390 unless of course they arethe scandal. 150 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:33,697 are we done? 151 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:36,221 yeah. for now. uh, we're gonna need to talk to some students 152 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:38,049 and visit the gift shop, 153 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:40,704 which is left out the door, isn't it? 154 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:42,271 yes. 155 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:46,710 excuse me. what are you doing? 156 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:47,885 who are you? 157 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,409 i'm agent rigsby. this is agent cho. 158 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:51,715 we're with cbi. and you are? 159 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,413 megan parker. 160 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:55,415 i was linda's classmate in the doctoral program. 161 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,417 and i have the office next door. 162 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,549 what are you doing here? 163 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:02,247 i just came to get my copy of "understanding macro-evolution" 164 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:05,250 before you guys sealed the place off. 165 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:06,730 did you know linda well? 166 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,253 she was a rock star. 167 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:11,256 a rock star who could use a makeover, but still. 168 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,563 she got the dean's fellowship this year. 169 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:14,999 that's like 100 grand. 170 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:17,262 the rest of us will be paying off our student loans 171 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,916 with our social security checks. 172 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,440 what's with all the taxidermy? 173 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:22,572 i thought linda just studied woodpeckers. 174 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:24,095 no, linda managed the specimen rooms 175 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:27,447 for her work-study, so she got the overflow. 176 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:28,622 drugs?huh. 177 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:34,584 sugar. 178 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:36,456 she didn't do drugs. 179 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:38,283 not even diet soda. 180 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:39,589 what about her personal life? 181 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,286 what about it?did she have one? 182 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:43,767 we didn't talk about that stuff very much. 183 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:46,596 i know she had a boyfriend outside the school. 184 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,163 but that's all i know. 185 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:53,473 hey, jane, call me when you get this. 186 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,605 i think i found linda's classmates. 187 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,128 look for the elephants. 188 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:59,479 most species stay in stasis for long periods of time. 189 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:02,482 sorry, can i help you?i'm agent lisbon with the cbi. 190 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:05,485 professor friedman?adjunct professor. 191 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,312 yes, adjunct professor paul friedman, 192 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:09,314 which, as you can see, engenders a great deal of respect 193 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,794 from the students. 194 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:13,318 uh, i teach a couple seminars under dr. kidd. 195 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:14,798 i'm sorry to interrupt, 196 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:16,974 but i'm looking for information on linda parfrey. 197 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,323 these are her classmates, right? 198 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,500 yeah. uh, we all know linda. 199 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,502 do you know anything that might be helpful 200 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,373 with the investigation? 201 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,509 we know that linda had a boyfriend. 202 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:30,814 uh, we'd like to talk to him. 203 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:33,643 ex-boyfriend, i guess. 204 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:36,341 she didn't talk much about it, but late one night in the lab, 205 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,517 she told me they broke up. 206 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:38,822 when was that? 207 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:40,824 about a week before she went missing. 208 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,522 you don't think he did it, do you? 209 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:43,827 i mean, he's a cop. 210 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:47,178 a cop? do you know his name?yeah. 211 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:49,529 officer ray moran, san francisco p.d. 212 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:50,660 beat cop. 213 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,357 all right, talk to his captain. 214 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,359 see if we can bring moran in for an interview. 215 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:57,362 put cho on it. jane, too, if he ever comes in. 216 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,363 you got it. 217 00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,669 hey, boss? 218 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:02,193 i did it. i made it into the program. 219 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:04,848 white hat? you got in? that's great. 220 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,850 yeah. a month in l.a. 221 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,678 i'll be staring at a computer screen the whole time, 222 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:10,027 but still. 223 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,551 the team's gonna miss you. 224 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,030 you said you'd talk to bertram 225 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:14,684 about the stipend request. 226 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:16,686 the deposit's due in two days. 227 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,558 i'll swing by on my way back. 228 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,690 thanks, boss. 229 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:23,040 it's called white hat. 230 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:25,695 it's an advanced computer investigation training program 231 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,218 taught by actual hackers. 232 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,698 it's so advanced, i don't know 233 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:30,570 what she's saying when she talks about it. 234 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,049 uh-huh. 235 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:35,400 i'd like to rush a request for a training stipend 236 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,706 to cover the costs. 237 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,708 you think manchester's been cheating? 238 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,580 what?at poker. 239 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:41,711 no. 240 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:43,583 well, he's just s-so damn smug. 241 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:46,411 you know, "goodnight moon," he says-- 242 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,587 what the hell is that? 243 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,414 it's just a game. 244 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:50,590 you don't believe that. 245 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:53,854 sir... 246 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:57,422 no--oh, what was that about van pelt? 247 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,729 her training stipend. 248 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,601 times are tight. 249 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,907 we've cut all outside training funds from the budget. 250 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,474 no, request denied. 251 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:13,613 hey. 252 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,920 lisbon said she lost you. 253 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:19,749 well, i come bearing gifts. 254 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,446 grace. 255 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:24,754 jelly dinosaurs are for me... 256 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,930 for later. 257 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,758 and... 258 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:32,109 i'm guessing you're a triceratops man.yeah. 259 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,764 rigsby is a t. rex. 260 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,766 any news on the case? 261 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,942 yeah, the victim's ex-boyfriend is an s.f.p.d. beat cop. 262 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,770 he's on patrol right now. i was just gonna go talk to him. 263 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:42,642 on the streets?yeah. 264 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,644 let's go. i haven't been on the streets for a while. 265 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,820 let's do it. 266 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,650 come on.thanks? 267 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,956 i don't know. he was like, uh, 5'6". 268 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,132 not fat, really. just a big face. 269 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,699 brown hair. 270 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,788 he didn't even have a gun. why'd you give him the money? 271 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,138 i didn't give itto him, he took it! 272 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,663 what was he dressed like, this guy? 273 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,490 you guys from cbi? 274 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,970 agent cho. this is patrick jane. 275 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,668 uh, look, i want to talk to you guys, 276 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:09,973 but we gotta handle this, okay? 277 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,322 let me catch up with you in a couple hours. 278 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,673 a couple hours?yeah, we just got this. 279 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,152 i mean, we gotta put out a crime broadcast. 280 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,806 we gotta cruise the neighborhood. 281 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,503 then there's the paperwork. 282 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,984 well, can't help you with the paperwork. 283 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,812 he had a hood. he came in--why'd you give him the money? 284 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,684 sir, we're asking the questions here. 285 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,686 just tell me what happened. 286 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,514 so this dude comes up while i'm cashing out the register, 287 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,516 asks for a calling card. 288 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,518 i just turned for one second, 289 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,695 and he reached through the gap and grabbed a stack of $20s. 290 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,698 you wait until you're finished cashing out 291 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,003 before you do another transaction! 292 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,701 look, the guy had money. 293 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,180 he didn't look shady or anything. 294 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,704 how was i supposed to know? 295 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,009 hey. excuse me. 296 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,577 show me how he reached through the gap again. 297 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,540 all right. pull your hand out. 298 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,717 huh? 299 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,371 that's how they catch a raccoon, you know that? 300 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,852 so the guy couldn't have grabbed the cash through the gap. 301 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,202 there wasn't another guy, was there, buddy? 302 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,552 you! you're the thief! 303 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:08,728 i'm the thief? 304 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,033 you're the thief. 305 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,035 with what you're paying me, i'm the thief? 306 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,733 work's done here, buddy. 307 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,909 i think you can get your man to do the paperwork. 308 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,215 look-- 309 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,216 no, no, no. 310 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:23,873 when did you and linda meet? 311 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,745 last year. i was moonlighting, 312 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:26,876 doing security at the museum. 313 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,225 and how was the relationship? 314 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,229 her life was more together than anybody i ever met. 315 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,883 she was so focused. 316 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,406 got to me, too, i guess. 317 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,234 i even started studying for the sergeant's exam. 318 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,758 mm-hmm. and then you dumped her? 319 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,064 you think i was happy about it?you tell me. 320 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,240 about two months ago i got an anonymous e-mail 321 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,764 with a link in it 322 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,244 to her online dating profile. 323 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,768 i couldn't believe it. 324 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,900 and she'd started seeing other people? 325 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,076 i... i don't know if she started. 326 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,599 she was just shopping around. 327 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:55,905 maybe she'd been doing it the whole time. 328 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,255 you talk to her about it?yeah. 329 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,910 big fight. 330 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,607 you get rough with her? 331 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:05,785 mnh. i don't have that in me. 332 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,917 hurt a woman? especially not linda. 333 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,789 she have an explanation? 334 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:13,270 she denied it, you know, but what else was she gonna do? 335 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,272 i can't take cheating. i had to let her go. 336 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,448 mm-hmm. did you know who sent you the profile? 337 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,624 no.and you weren't curious? 338 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,278 i don't know. i... 339 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,628 some guy's girlfriend's in the same boat as me, 340 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,630 somebody's holding a grudge. 341 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,285 only thing that mattered was i wasn't enough for her. 342 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,939 and after you broke up, you never spoke to her again? 343 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,941 no. 344 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,945 i should have known. 345 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,817 you know, she had smarts. 346 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,471 she was gonna have a big life. 347 00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:43,474 what'd she want with a mook like me, right? 348 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,305 do you have something? 349 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,481 here's the dating profile somebody sent moran. 350 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,310 get a hold of the dating site. 351 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,138 see if anybody contacted her 352 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,661 around the time she went missing. 353 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,315 i don't think linda went on any dates. 354 00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,664 well, why not? 355 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,971 the address that sent moran the e-mail was used 356 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,844 to set up an account with the dating site. 357 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,323 did you find them? 358 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,848 sort of. i logged into the account. 359 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,675 don't you need a password for that? 360 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:13,156 i spent two minutes using the most common passwords. 361 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,331 it was "qwerty." 362 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,680 "qwerty"? 363 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,508 q-w-e-r-t-y. 364 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,989 it's the fifth most common password. 365 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:20,990 guess whose profile it was. 366 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,687 linda. 367 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:26,343 so whoever sent moran the profile also created it. 368 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,867 yep. profile's a fake. 369 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:31,522 someone was trying to break up linda and officer moran. 370 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,698 nice work.mm. 371 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,700 look, i know you're disappointed 372 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:36,876 about the training program. 373 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,878 we'll get you in next year. 374 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,053 it's fine. 375 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:47,016 bertram's supposed to be this real smooth player, 376 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,018 but he loses a couple of hands of poker 377 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,715 and he has to bum everybody else out. 378 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:54,197 linda wanted "a man with a super hot body." 379 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,721 the fake dating profile, right? 380 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:57,897 you were saying something? 381 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,724 bertram hanging van pelt out to dry. 382 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:03,032 he's just mad because he's losing big money at poker. 383 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:06,209 well, some people like to push their pain onto other people, 384 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:07,907 weaker people, and there's always someone weaker. 385 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,734 that's just the circle of life. 386 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,519 cheery. 387 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,913 bertram doesn't wantto win, lisbon, he hasto. 388 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,915 it's why he is where he is. 389 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,919 the idea of losing is just intolerable to him. 390 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,225 why would somebody want to break linda and her boyfriend up? 391 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:23,748 romantic rivalry? 392 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,402 yeah, possibly. 393 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:29,058 "i'm looking for brains, brawn, the total package." 394 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,755 van pelt's trying to trace the e-mail, 395 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,192 but she hit a dead end. 396 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,933 well, whoever authored this left their fingerprints 397 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,412 all over it. 398 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,761 "no half-steppers. 399 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,938 "a genuine badass. 400 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,940 feather my nest." 401 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,245 gather the troops, lisbon. 402 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,594 why? 403 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:47,250 it's time to play bingo. 404 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:51,428 so we have a list of words from the fake dating profile. 405 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,082 we talk to the students 406 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,954 and compare what they say to the words in the list, 407 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,956 and if what they say matches up with the words on the list, 408 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,088 then they're the one that wrote the profile? 409 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,611 so far, so good. 410 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,091 but how do we get them to say the right words? 411 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,440 what do we ask them about? 412 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,094 you have to try to get their words flowing. 413 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,966 talk to them about their passions.their passions? 414 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,272 animals, of course. 415 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,971 bugs. critters. 416 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,799 people use "coldblooded" to mean evil, 417 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:17,106 as if a species' thermophysiology 418 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,282 could determine its moral attributes. 419 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,631 that's ridiculous. 420 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:24,113 reptiles never invented the atomic bomb. 421 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:28,117 if you ask me, warm blood is the problem. 422 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,510 know what i mean? 423 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,126 excuse me. 424 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,302 so... skeletons. 425 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:40,825 why are you into them? 426 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,827 why do i need a reason? 427 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,134 i'll just go with "weird." 428 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:48,007 it's, like, under all this viscera we wear, 429 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,834 there's--well, there's something strong 430 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,011 and--and clean and--and beautiful 431 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,490 that--that holds us together. 432 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:57,016 you can't lose it. i think--i think that's cool. 433 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,846 did i pass? 434 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,719 i've taken a psych test before. 435 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,512 ah. mr. jane. 436 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,037 we were just discussing you. 437 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,344 dean papadakis told me about your impressive memory. 438 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:24,043 my own memory isn't as good as it used to be. 439 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,044 what's your secret? 440 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,048 it's easy to remember when you never forget. 441 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,354 what you doing? 442 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,878 ah. laying bait for moths. 443 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,880 they like sweetness, 444 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,057 so i use brown bananas and beer. 445 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,190 mmm. delicious. 446 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,888 paul here discovered a new species of moth. 447 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,542 the california jade moth. 448 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,196 it's on display in our museum. 449 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,068 it's rather a big deal. 450 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,374 yeah. now there are 1,500,001 451 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,724 types of insects in the world. 452 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,552 well, that's false modesty. 453 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,206 i guess so. it is a big deal. 454 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,729 to moth people. 455 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,080 to all of us. 456 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,386 congratulations on your new addition. 457 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:06,215 thank you.it's most impressive. 458 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,435 thank you. 459 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,094 uh, let me guess. you're studying buzzards, 460 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,096 and you're laying a trap for one right now. 461 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,401 as if. 462 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,404 mating habits of the zalophus californianus. 463 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,927 sea lions. 464 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,104 one badass male maintaining a stable of females 465 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,931 through combat. 466 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:30,587 huh. and that appeals to you? a man fighting for you? 467 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,415 who doesn't want an alpha male? 468 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,113 a guy who will fight for what's his? 469 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,115 yeah. super hot. 470 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,247 sounds exciting. 471 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,249 it's so cool. while paul chases moths 472 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:43,252 and jeanette messes around with her lizards, 473 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:46,255 i head out for the islands to watch the seals play. 474 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,431 i'm not just a brain, see? 475 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,129 i like to play, too. 476 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,131 i'm the total package. 477 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:57,440 "badass," "super hot," "total package." 478 00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:58,833 bingo! 479 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:07,276 whoo! bingo! 480 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,800 you wrote the fake dating profile 481 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:10,671 that made linda and her boyfriend break up. 482 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,455 no law against it, is there? 483 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,283 maybe she found out it was you, 484 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:16,285 confronted you in the lab, and things got out of hand. 485 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:19,288 look--hello! i didn't kill linda. 486 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:22,161 so why did you want to break them up? 487 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:26,295 you don't even know what it's like in the program. 488 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:29,298 dr. kidd likes us to play like we're one happy family. 489 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:32,649 we're like a pack of hyenas tearing each other apart. 490 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,173 why? 491 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,000 money. why else? 492 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,655 look, the museum doesn't get all that stuff for free. 493 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:41,658 it needs discoveries, publicity, donations. 494 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,661 dr. kidd wants our program to be the best. 495 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,490 so if you aren't producing, so long. 496 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,839 what does that mean? 497 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,494 you ever heard of survival of the fittest? 498 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,496 'cause dr. kidd sure has. 499 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,498 she likes to weed out the ones who can't contribute, 500 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,326 who can't hack it. 501 00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,676 but nobody hacks it. not really. 502 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,025 what do you mean? 503 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:03,202 jeanette? lizard girl? 504 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,204 she has a special place on the back stairs 505 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,683 she goes to cry. 506 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,337 greg had a major breakdown last year, 507 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,687 like throwing rat skulls out the window. 508 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:14,691 and paul? he was convinced dr. kidd was gonna fire him 509 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,041 until he discovered that dumb moth. 510 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,218 how about linda? how did she handle it? 511 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,525 she was a machine. 512 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:25,354 you're losing your mind, and there she is, 513 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:28,227 working just as hard, not even breaking a sweat. 514 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,054 my mom wanted to kill me 515 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,231 for not getting the dean's fellowship. 516 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,711 and then linda lands that hot cop boyfriend? 517 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,235 her? 518 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,541 i mean... 519 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,064 right? 520 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:42,545 so you made up the fake dating profile 521 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,721 to break them up. 522 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:49,248 i just wanted to see if i could hurt her. 523 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,075 if she could even be hurt. 524 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,556 did she know it was you? 525 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,079 it wrecked her. 526 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,081 the next day she messed up something stupid, 527 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,736 and dr. kidd yelled at her. 528 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,260 you know what? 529 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,262 it felt really, really good. 530 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,916 and i know that doesn't make me sound like a nice person. 531 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,267 no. no, it doesn't. 532 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,749 it's like "lord of the flies" over there. 533 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,404 i didn't know the world of science was so cutthroat. 534 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,580 well, like the man said, academic politics 535 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,756 can be vicious, because the stakes are small. 536 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,280 very small, indeed. 537 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,282 tomorrow morning we need to go back to the museum. 538 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,413 why? 539 00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:25,936 education. 540 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,634 but now i have to do something. 541 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:33,292 and the a.g. knows damn well the indictment won't stick. 542 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,163 uh, i don't have time for this. 543 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:39,950 nobody rides for free. i mean, he knows that. 544 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:42,431 what--what, you came here to play games? 545 00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:45,304 i heard you've been losing, 546 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:48,307 and, uh, it's been affecting your work. 547 00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,789 uh, i'll call you back. 548 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,444 look, the cards haven't been falling my way. 549 00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:58,317 oh, come on. 550 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,145 you believe in luck? 551 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:03,147 no. 552 00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:04,845 lisbon says you're pretty good. 553 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,456 hmm. 554 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,502 margaret, cancel my 6:00. 555 00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:18,815 two pair. 556 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,164 four of a kind. 557 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,818 see? 558 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,342 i know how to play poker. 559 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,473 of course you do. 560 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:26,475 you play the man, not the cards. 561 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,347 right? i know the odds, i know myself. 562 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,479 you know people, you know how to control them. 563 00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:32,481 not that you always care. 564 00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,353 uh... what's that mean? 565 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,355 well, you win more flies with honey than with vinegar, 566 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,487 but you use vinegar anyway. 567 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,184 is this about lisbon? 568 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:42,186 you're very fond of the fake tell, aren't you? 569 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:45,842 before you bet, you look away and you breathe out very slowly, 570 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:49,368 like you're trying to... calm yourself. 571 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,849 yes. 572 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,853 well, you have a tell inside the fake tell. 573 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:59,203 when you're bluffing, 574 00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:01,858 the breathing is audible. 575 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,687 the hell it is. i-i control myself. 576 00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:06,385 you get yourself a good hand and puff away like that, 577 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:09,692 manchester will for sure think you're bluffing. 578 00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:11,390 trust me. 579 00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:29,059 mr. jane. can i help you? 580 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:32,411 i hope so. uh, you still want to learn my memory trick? 581 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,413 i would. 582 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,415 yeah, you teach a master class 583 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:39,418 with all of linda's fellow classmates, huh? 584 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,245 paul and i will be teaching it this afternoon. 585 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,899 yeah. 586 00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:44,901 well, how about i put on a memory seminar 587 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,425 for you and your class? 588 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,079 that would be terrific. 589 00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:50,907 but don't you have a murder to solve? 590 00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:52,431 eh, all in good time. 591 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,736 uh, i'm gonna need some tables, 592 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:56,086 possibly three or four across the back there. 593 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,436 okay. 594 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,741 and, uh, linda's office, 595 00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:01,570 it's full of animals-- dead ones.it is. 596 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,920 we'll need access to that, uh, for props. 597 00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:06,445 okay. i assume... 598 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,447 that you have some ulterior motive for all of this. 599 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,449 do you have a suspect? 600 00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:13,582 there's one thing i'd like you to confirm for me. 601 00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:15,062 what is that? 602 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:18,979 just what is the diet of the northern flicker woodpecker? 603 00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,463 yeah. sure. 604 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,465 how can you like triceratops 605 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,292 more than... t. rex? 606 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:29,946 t. rex are losers. 607 00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:32,775 little arms. it's a big chicken with teeth. 608 00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:33,950 yeah, and triceratops 609 00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:35,125 is basically a pig with horns. 610 00:24:35,169 --> 00:24:36,605 and a shield on its head. 611 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:38,781 beats a giant chicken any day of the week. 612 00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:41,784 ha ha, in your dreams. what did jane want? 613 00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,786 he wants us back at the museum. 614 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:45,484 what are we gonna do? 615 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,486 museum heist.why? 616 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:50,358 i stopped asking questions a long time ago. come on. 617 00:24:55,363 --> 00:24:56,799 what's this all about? 618 00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:58,627 we just need to cover our bases, sir. 619 00:24:58,671 --> 00:25:00,324 what does this have to do with the investigation? 620 00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:02,805 i can't discuss ongoing details of an investigation. 621 00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:05,634 i'm gonna need to look at one of these, uh, spiders. 622 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:07,810 the tarantulas? 623 00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:10,509 hey, kids, check out these spiders. 624 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,989 the tarantulas, yes. 625 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:14,817 i don't see why it is necessary. 626 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,515 don't worry, sir. this is, uh, 627 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:19,169 official police business. 628 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:26,176 i'm gonna need to take a close look at this...ooh! 629 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,527 spider here.no. 630 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:31,530 this one specifically here, this spider. 631 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:32,661 no, no, what are you doing? 632 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,534 here we go. 633 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,013 just--no. oh, oh, please. 634 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,537 be very careful. 635 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,669 there we go. uh, yeah. 636 00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:43,542 i-i don't see why this is necessary. 637 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:48,372 uh, yeah... there we go. 638 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:49,983 wait, what are you doing? 639 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:51,680 yeah, we're gonna have to, uh... 640 00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:54,422 dust this for prints.do what? 641 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,686 ow! 642 00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,558 ow! oh, ow! 643 00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:03,039 it bit--it bit me. 644 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:05,215 oh, ow! ow! ow!ooh! ooh! 645 00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:08,567 oh, ow! 646 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,395 hey--ow! ow! look. 647 00:26:11,439 --> 00:26:12,875 see? it's deadly. 648 00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:14,398 it feels a little strange. 649 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:16,226 i don't see anything.oh, i'm feeling woozy. 650 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:17,706 no, i'm just kidding. i'm fine. 651 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,708 don't play with spiders, kids. okay? 652 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:27,716 we've got a real treat today. 653 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,240 you could call it "evolution in action." 654 00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:33,417 mr. patrick jane is coming to give us a seminar 655 00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:35,071 on the upper limits of memory. 656 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:38,248 are we in the classroom?yes, we are. 657 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:41,600 great. 658 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:44,080 the human memory is far more capable 659 00:26:44,124 --> 00:26:45,604 than most people realize. 660 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,736 i've been in this room once before. 661 00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:50,086 but when i was in here... 662 00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:53,612 i paid attention. 663 00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:57,485 very close attention. 664 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,621 huh... 665 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,929 oh, thank you. please. but that's just memory 101. 666 00:27:06,973 --> 00:27:09,932 let's move forward into the advanced coursework. 667 00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:13,936 for memory to be useful, it has to be as accurate 668 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,112 and as fast as a camera. 669 00:27:16,156 --> 00:27:17,766 how many animals did you get, lisbon? 670 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,768 around 30.and you got them from linda's office? 671 00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:21,117 yes, i did. 672 00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:23,467 all of the animals came from linda's office. 673 00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:25,774 that's a place that i have never been. 674 00:27:25,818 --> 00:27:28,951 and in a moment, i will turn around 675 00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:30,953 and look behind me-- and just for a few seconds-- 676 00:27:30,997 --> 00:27:34,957 and i will memorize every animal on those tables in order. 677 00:27:35,001 --> 00:27:37,786 and then i will show you how you can do the same. 678 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:39,962 how do we know you didn't already memorize them? 679 00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:42,965 ah. a skeptic. i should have known. 680 00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:44,793 and you're right. 681 00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:46,665 there's no reason for you to trust me. 682 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,972 paul, would you mind rearranging the animals 683 00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:51,670 any way you see fit? 684 00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:52,801 sure. 685 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:54,673 thank you. 686 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,979 the human brain. 687 00:27:57,023 --> 00:28:00,679 once you get it working right, it can be incredibly effective. 688 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:03,682 the mind can do some miraculous things. 689 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:07,686 uh, like... telling the future. 690 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,513 which is what i'm doing right now. 691 00:28:09,557 --> 00:28:10,819 bull. 692 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:18,174 for that... 693 00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:21,700 you can be the one who holds the prediction. 694 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,354 science is about prediction, isn't it? 695 00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:26,182 predictions based on hard data, 696 00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:27,706 not fortunetelling. 697 00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,708 ahh. well, you say "tomato," 698 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:32,536 i say scientists believe in rational thought. 699 00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:34,843 and grids and lists and classification, 700 00:28:34,887 --> 00:28:36,540 which is fine, but it's not how the world works, 701 00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:38,717 and it's certainly not how the brain works. 702 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,850 you're saying people aren't rational? 703 00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:45,027 well, being rational is a tool, 704 00:28:45,071 --> 00:28:46,855 but it's not the only tool we have. 705 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,727 long before we stuffed our knowledge 706 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:50,859 into graphs and charts, 707 00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:53,209 we used older and, in some cases, 708 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:55,734 more entertaining ways to remember things. 709 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,387 how we doing there, paul? 710 00:28:57,431 --> 00:29:00,042 i think we're good.excellent. please, take a seat. 711 00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:03,089 now, i'd like to show you what i'm talking about. 712 00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:13,229 lisbon, uh, would you mind? 713 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:14,622 thank you. 714 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:20,410 we can create a memory by building a palace 715 00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:22,761 in our minds. 716 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,241 we can sing ourselves a song, 717 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:27,417 or tell ourselves a little story. 718 00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:30,072 a story of a bully-- 719 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:32,248 a gray fox-- 720 00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:33,902 and a little brave man-- 721 00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,599 a rat-- 722 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:39,081 that stood up for his chubby little buddy the toad 723 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,780 and his friend egghead. 724 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,912 the story of a man in a tuxedo 725 00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:45,784 who snaked his way through a crowd 726 00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:48,612 to meet a woman in a colorful dress. 727 00:29:48,656 --> 00:29:52,921 penguin, cobra, three squirrels, and a parrot. 728 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:55,445 the story of flight... 729 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:58,622 an owl, a bat, a moth, 730 00:29:58,666 --> 00:29:59,928 all... 731 00:30:01,974 --> 00:30:04,454 ah, i sense i made a mistake. 732 00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:06,805 no moth.hmm. 733 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:11,940 well, perhaps my prediction will explain my error. 734 00:30:11,984 --> 00:30:14,682 uh, jeanette, could you read it out, please? 735 00:30:17,685 --> 00:30:20,296 "the moth is in paul's pocket"? 736 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,646 wait, what? 737 00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:23,952 the moth. 738 00:30:23,996 --> 00:30:25,649 the moth you stole from the table 739 00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:27,303 when you were rearranging the animals-- 740 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:29,828 it's in your pocket. 741 00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:31,830 i'm gonna need you to empty your pockets. 742 00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:33,135 come on. 743 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,486 let's have a look. 744 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:40,839 paul, why did you take the moth? 745 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:43,667 uh...that's a california jade moth. 746 00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:45,147 so it is.the kind he discovered. 747 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:47,671 i thought the only other one was in the museum. 748 00:30:47,715 --> 00:30:49,978 where did that come from?wait a second. 749 00:30:50,022 --> 00:30:52,851 you said all the animals came from linda's office.they did. 750 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:56,158 linda died before paul discovered the moth. 751 00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:58,857 this moth couldn't have come from her... office. 752 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,075 you'll get there. 753 00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:02,861 unless... she discovered the moth first. 754 00:31:05,037 --> 00:31:06,342 paul... 755 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:07,866 you didn't kill linda. 756 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,171 yes, he did. 757 00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:12,696 but, uh, i confess-- 758 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,524 that moth didn't come from linda's office. 759 00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,004 i... 760 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:17,353 s-- 761 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:20,008 well, i-i borrowed it from the museum... 762 00:31:20,052 --> 00:31:21,880 to prove a point. 763 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:24,186 paul. 764 00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:30,889 i'd just had a paper rejected. 765 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:33,717 peer review threw it back at me. 766 00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:35,894 dr. kidd was so disappointed. 767 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,722 she never said anything. 768 00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:39,898 she never had to. 769 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:42,030 how did linda come into it? 770 00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:45,555 it was late night at the lab. 771 00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:49,037 uh, she came in fresh from the forest, excited. 772 00:31:49,081 --> 00:31:52,388 uh, she'd seen one of her woodpeckers eating a moth 773 00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:54,042 that she couldn't identify. 774 00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:58,046 so she put down some bait and caught one. 775 00:31:58,090 --> 00:32:00,222 we found the brown sugar in her office. 776 00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:01,571 was that her bait? 777 00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:03,051 yeah. 778 00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:05,575 i knew what it was the moment i saw it. 779 00:32:05,619 --> 00:32:07,926 a new species. 780 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,405 i mean, that's articles, 781 00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:10,929 that's museum exhibits, 782 00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:12,931 that's money for the program. 783 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:15,411 i saw myself naming the moth. 784 00:32:15,455 --> 00:32:19,589 i'd--i'd always wanted to name something. 785 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:21,765 my job was on the line. 786 00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:23,593 my future. 787 00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:25,944 i needed it... 788 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,641 to survive. 789 00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:40,828 i just lost myself completely. 790 00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:07,115 then i went out to the part of the forest 791 00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:09,813 where i knew she'd been. 792 00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:12,338 discovered the moth. 793 00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:16,995 i came back and got my accolades. 794 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:20,128 i saved my job. 795 00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:22,522 i got everything i wanted. 796 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:37,363 dr. kidd. 797 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:41,323 sonia, please. 798 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:44,022 i wanted to thank you for catching paul. 799 00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:48,722 ah. there's no thanks necessary. 800 00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:53,031 linda's dead, paul's in jail, 801 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:56,034 and megan is being expelled. 802 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,166 i don't think the program will ever recover. 803 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:01,169 the program isn't real. 804 00:34:01,213 --> 00:34:04,042 the question is, will you recover? 805 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:07,871 i felt so powerless. 806 00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:11,875 i mean, what can you do in the face of death? 807 00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:13,877 you're not powerless, though. 808 00:34:13,921 --> 00:34:16,054 you act. 809 00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:17,620 well, there's one thing you can do. 810 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:21,059 uh... paul took a lot of pride in naming that moth, when... 811 00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,061 when it should have been linda who named it. 812 00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,366 yes. 813 00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:27,543 i'll make sure to rename it after her. 814 00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:29,371 thank you. 815 00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:30,764 pleasure. 816 00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:35,073 uh... 817 00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:38,380 yeah. 818 00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:39,903 makes sense. 819 00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:41,905 all the good ones are taken. 820 00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:43,081 please. 821 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:44,908 natural selection, i suppose. 822 00:34:44,952 --> 00:34:46,388 come on. 823 00:34:46,432 --> 00:34:48,216 good-bye, patrick. 824 00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:50,610 good-bye, sonia. 825 00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:02,230 $500 to dawkins. 826 00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:03,579 nope. 827 00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:05,581 hmm. 828 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:09,237 i'll, uh... 829 00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:12,110 raise $100. 830 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:16,940 well, i'm just gonna have to raise you another $100. 831 00:35:16,984 --> 00:35:18,594 when are you gonna learn, gale? 832 00:35:18,638 --> 00:35:20,596 hmm-hmm... 833 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,122 hmm... 834 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:26,254 well... 835 00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:30,650 raise $1,000. 836 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:33,783 hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. 837 00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:35,263 all in. 838 00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:42,140 hmm... 839 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:56,154 two pair. 840 00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:05,163 flush. 841 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,861 flush takes the pot. 842 00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:16,174 "goodnight moon." 843 00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:19,177 "goodnight stars." 844 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,664 you see that? did you see that? 845 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:30,492 the flush? it was very nice. 846 00:36:30,536 --> 00:36:32,320 ah, i gutted him! 847 00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:34,017 i would say so, yeah. aw... 848 00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:37,020 that was very slick, you having jane give me lessons. 849 00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:39,022 you must really want to help van pelt. 850 00:36:39,066 --> 00:36:41,199 what did jane do? 851 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:43,201 oh, now there's no need to be coy. 852 00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:45,681 i don't have a problem with a little quid pro quo. 853 00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:49,207 the white hat program, wasn't it? 854 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,209 i'll authorize the stipend in the morning. 855 00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:52,688 thank you, sir. 856 00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,342 no, no. thank you. 857 00:36:54,386 --> 00:36:57,693 and thank jane.i will. 858 00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:06,224 and some scientists think the t. rex could run 859 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:08,226 up to 45 miles an hour. 860 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:10,532 that's apex predator. you know what that means?yes. 861 00:37:10,576 --> 00:37:12,230 that means they're top of the food chain. 862 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,535 they eat everything.so? 863 00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:17,060 so... t. rex beats triceratops. i win. 864 00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,540 you went home last night and googled dinosaurs, 865 00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:19,889 didn't you?yeah, i did. 866 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:21,587 you have no life. i win. 867 00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:31,379 i owe her from yesterday. 868 00:37:31,423 --> 00:37:33,251 she's on her way to the airport. 869 00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:37,255 oh. yeah, for that white hat thing. 870 00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:39,735 i thought there wasn't money. 871 00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:41,911 lisbon fixed it. 872 00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:44,131 oh. 873 00:37:45,437 --> 00:37:47,743 would have been nice to say good-bye. 874 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:50,572 yeah, well, cowards don't get to say good-bye when they want. 875 00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:52,922 cow--wow. 876 00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:54,576 where'd that come from? you calling me a coward? 877 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:55,577 yep. 878 00:37:55,621 --> 00:37:57,275 how so? 879 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:03,106 how long have you been pretending 880 00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:04,282 you're not in love with van pelt? 881 00:38:04,325 --> 00:38:06,109 who says i'm in love with van pelt? 882 00:38:06,153 --> 00:38:08,286 i was once, a long time ago, but not anymore. 883 00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:11,767 we're just... we're just... good friends. 884 00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:13,595 you're a coward and terrible liar. 885 00:38:13,639 --> 00:38:15,945 uh... says you. 886 00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:19,122 "coward." what does he know about relationships? 887 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:20,776 yeah, well, you date pregnant hookers 888 00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:23,475 and your-- your dinosaur eats grass! 889 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:27,305 tick-tock, 890 00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:31,483 tick-tock, tick-tock... 891 00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:33,963 morning.good morning. 892 00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:36,314 we're gonna be short-staffed for a while. 893 00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:37,619 van pelt's off to l.a. 894 00:38:37,663 --> 00:38:39,142 thank you. 895 00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:41,144 adult education's a beautiful thing. 896 00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,973 uh, speaking of which, uh... 897 00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:47,150 i've upset the ecosystem of the poker game. 898 00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:49,631 i think you've been spending too much time at the museum. 899 00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:51,329 "upset the ecosystem"? 900 00:38:51,372 --> 00:38:53,635 bertram's now a better poker player because of me. 901 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:57,335 the ecosystem has changed. you need to adapt or die. 902 00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:58,684 who says i need the help? 903 00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,647 don't try to razzle-dazzle me. 904 00:39:05,691 --> 00:39:07,345 money talks. 905 00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:08,998 what do we use for stakes? 906 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,174 you can't play poker without stakes. 907 00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:13,176 oh, i have that covered. 908 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:17,006 herbivores are worth 1, carnivores are worth 5. 909 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,356 okay. 910 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,534 deal. 911 00:39:28,235 --> 00:39:29,889 what do you got? 912 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:39,028 all in. 913 00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:40,552 you're bluffing. i call. 914 00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,685 really? 915 00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:45,034 okay, are you cheating? 916 00:39:45,078 --> 00:39:46,035 no. 917 00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:47,210 wh-- 918 00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:49,909 i'm gonna smoke you.