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<i>We come to you
now with revelations</i>

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<i>about last week's attack in London.
An anonymous source provided this video.</i>

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<i>It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio,
moments before his death.</i>

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<i>We warn you may find this video disturbing.</i>

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<i>I managed to send the Elemental
back through the dimensional rift,</i>

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<i>but I don't think
I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive.</i>

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<i>Spider-Man attacked me for some reason.</i>

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<i>He has an army of weaponized drones,
Stark technology.</i>

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<i>And he's saying he's the only one who's
gonna be the new Iron Man. No one else.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Are you sure you want
to commence the drone attack?</i>

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{\an8}<i>There will be significant casualties.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Do it. Execute them all.</i>

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<i>This shocking video
was released earlier today</i>

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<i>on the controversial news website
TheDailyBugle.net.</i>

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<i>There you have it, folks:
Conclusive proof</i>

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<i>that Spider-Man was responsible
for the brutal murder of Mysterio,</i>

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<i>an interdimensional warrior
who gave his life to protect our planet</i>

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<i>and who will, no doubt, go down in history
as the greatest superhero of all time.</i>

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<i>But that's not all, folks.</i>

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<i>Here's the real blockbuster‪‪.</i>‬

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<i>Brace yourselves‪.‬
You might wanna sit down.</i>

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<i>Spider-Man's real--
Spider-Man's real name is--</i>

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<i>Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker.</i>

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What the f--?

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<i>That's right, folks. Peter Parker.</i>

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<i>A 17-year-old high school delinquent...</i>

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-She knows him.
-Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?

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<i> ...is, in fact...</i>

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-Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?
<i>-the vile vigilante villain Spider-Man.</i>

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-Yo, it's him.
-Whoa, whoa. Whoa.

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-Please don't touch her, sir.
-You're just a kid?

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You murdered Mysterio?

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-You helped him murder Mysterio?
-No, I didn't--

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Come on, kid, let me see your face.

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-He hit me. Spider-Man hit me.
-Come on.

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He hit me. Spider-Man hit me.

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<i>All this time, people looked up
to this boy and called him a hero.</i>

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<i>Well, I'll tell you what I call him,
public enemy number one!</i>

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I told you
I never wanted to do this ever again!

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MJ, I'm so sorry, but I can't see anything
with your hand in my--

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I'm sorry , I'm sorry.
Okay, where are we gonna go?

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-I don't know. Your house?
-No, no!

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We cannot go to my house,
my dad will kill you.

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What? I thought you said your
dad really liked me.

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Yeah, well, not anymore.

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-Dude.
<i>-Dude.</i>

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-Dude!
<i>-Dude!</i>

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Dude!

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<i>-Dude!</i>
-Dude!

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I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

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-No, not really. Uh--
-Yo, Peter!

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We should go. We should go. Come on.

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-But you said you don't want to swing.
-Swing me, you should just swing me, yeah.

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Okay. We can take the subway.

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No.

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Look out!

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That was so much worse. Okay. It's okay.

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-Are you okay?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Come on, come on, come on.
Okay, I'm so sorry.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I'm sorry.

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I just feel so dumb.
I didn't realize you were miserable.

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No, it was really fun, right?
You know, that's why they call it a fling.

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-And we flung.
-It was fun. I could've been more fun.

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-I can be fun.
-We'll hang out again.

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Like, when do you think?

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-I should see what that is.
-No, no, no, no.

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-It's what I do. Peter?
-He's always coming and going, and it's not--

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-Peter?
-Oh! Oh, no.

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-Oh, God.
-Oh, no.

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-I don't know what to do.
-Peter?

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-Oh. Oh my God--
-I didn't see anything.

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Um, this isn't what
it looks like, Happy.

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-No, no, no, May, this isn't what it looks like--
-Practice safe--

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Oh, hey. You must be MJ!

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-Yeah. Nice to meet you.
-So nice to meet you.

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-Wait, have you been crying?
-We broke up.

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-Oh. Oh! Uh...
-Hey, Spider-Man!

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Thank you. I didn't know you broke up.

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I thought you were in love, May.
Can we talk about this in the kitchen?

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I should probably leave, I think.

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I thought you guys were
such a handsome couple.

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You know, it's really about boundaries.

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-Let me answer the door.
-Oh hey, let's go in here.

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-Is that the door?
-Hey. Is it true?

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-I was gonna go, but I'll stick around--
-Not now.

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I didn't know you were
so awkward about sex, Peter.

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This has nothing to do with sex.

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If you wanna go over it again.
I mean-- What's that sound?

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Uh...

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-Hey, Spider-Man!
-Oh, my God.

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I mean, I'm happy to rehash it
if you want to, but...

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You take care of your side,
I'll take care of mine.

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What is up with this phone?

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Will you get off your phones
for five minutes?

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I just wanna talk to you
about your relationship, okay?

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Peter?

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What?

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-Is that--?
-Is that here?

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Um...

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-Yo, Peter Parker!
-Yo, Peter!

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I mean, maybe it's not such a big deal.

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{\an8}<i>Spider-Menace!</i>

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{\an8}Governments around the world
launch investigations

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{\an8}into the murderer known as Spider-Man,
aka Peter Parker,

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{\an8}aka the web-headed war criminal

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who, for years, has been terrorizing
the decent citizens of New York.

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<i>Well, now this city and the world see him
for what he truly is.</i>

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{\an8}New details from last week's
devastating attack in London have emerged.

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<i>For more, we go now
to Joint Intelligence headquarters.</i>

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<i>Authorities,
just a short while ago, confirmed</i>

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<i>that the deadly drones used
in the London attack</i>

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<i>were designed by Stark Industries.</i>

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Federal agents! Open up!

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Federal agents? You stay here.

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Department of Damage Control.

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We have a warrant
for the arrest of Peter Parker.

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-You know the Fourth Amendment?
-Sure.

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-Unreasonable search and seizure?
-Get in here, guys. Let's go.

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I didn't kill Quentin Beck.
The drones did, okay?

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-The drones that are yours.
-No.

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Well... look, Nick Fury was
there the entire time.

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Just ask him and he
can explain everything.

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Nick Fury has been off-planet
for the last year.

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-What?
-Peter! Hey.

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MJ! Uh-- They have nothing
to do with this, sir.

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Don't say anything
without a lawyer.

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I want a lawyer.

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-Ms. Jones-Watson.
-Jones. I don't go by Watson.

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-Ms. Jones, why do you want a lawyer if--?
-If I have nothing to hide?

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Exactly. Unless--

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-I'm actually guilty of something?
-Uh-huh.

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I'm very aware of your tactics
and my rights.

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Just answer my questions.

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I've seen your file.

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You're a smart young woman
with a bright future ahead of her.

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Why would you risk it all

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by getting involved
with a vigilante like Peter Parker?

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Washington Monument,

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Venice Grand Canal,

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Tower Bridge!

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You know,
if I didn't know any better, Peter,

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it's kind of like
your enemy is national landmarks.

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{\an8}So sorry to keep you waiting.

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{\an8}-Can we get Ned a snack, please?
-Absolutely.

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-He's been waiting here.
-I got you.

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Dude, I'm so sorry about that.

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-I'm not supposed to say anything to you.
-No, Ned, not even a thing.

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I just have one question.
When MJ told you Peter was Spider-Man--

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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-What's up?
-I-- I knew way before MJ did.

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-I was Spider-Man's "guy in the chair."
-I know about those.

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-Dude, half my guys are guys in the chair.
-Well, exactly.

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You would know.
I literally helped him find the Vulture.

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-I didn't know that.
-And I helped him hack a suit once

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and kinda helped him get to space.

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So in Spider-Man's illegal vigilantism,
you were his main accomplice.

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I would like to have
my words stricken from the record.

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So if you did your job, then I wouldn't
have to be on the boat

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-saving people's lives.
-No, listen!

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I climbed up the side
of the Washington Monument.

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Okay, now we're getting to some facts.

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Tell me everything you know
about the Night Monkey.

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Here's the funny thing about the law.

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It's usually not open
to random self-interest interpretation.

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Though you and I both know that hasn't
stopped people such as yourself from trying.

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So with all due respect,
and I mean that very insincerely,

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unless you have
some real specific charges to throw at us,

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legally, you can't hold us here.

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Sounds like someone
who's been through the system before.

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Yeah, I've been arrested at a couple
of protests. I'm a real career criminal.

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You should lawyer up.
Child endangerment's a nasty rap.

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Excuse me?

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A boy was entrusted to you,

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and as his legal guardian,
essentially his mother,

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you not only allowed him to endanger
himself, but you actually encouraged it.

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Who does that?

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I wanna see Peter right now.

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<i>Stark Industries
was caught in the web</i>

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<i>of the Spider-Man/Mysterio
controversy today,</i>

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<i>when federal agents opened
an investigation</i>

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<i>into missing Stark technology.</i>

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<i>Agents wanna know
exactly what was taken...</i>

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-At least they used a good picture.
-What is happening?

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That's great.

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Thank you.

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Well, I have some good news, Peter.

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I don't believe any of the charges
against you are gonna stick.

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-Wait, seriously?
-Oh.

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-I knew it.
-Nice.

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Oh my God, Mr. Murdock,
thank you, that's--

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-Thank you.
-That's amazing.

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-You're welcome.
-Perfect.

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-However, Mr. Hogan...
-Yes?

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the feds are investigating
that missing technology.

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I, uh, understand your loyalty
to Mr. Stark and his legacy,

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but if you were involved--

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-If I was involved?
-I advise securing a lawyer.

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I need a lawyer because I'm under--?
I thought he was--

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You said there's no charge.
I-- I could say under advisement of counsel,

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I refuse to answer the
question respectfully because, ah--

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the answer can incriminate me under--

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It's in <i>Goodfellas.</i>
What's the thing they say in <i>Goodfellas?</i>

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I know that's what you think. Calm down.
Let's hear what he has to say. Matt?

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You're gonna need a really good lawyer.

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Peter, you may have dodged your legal
troubles, but things will get much worse.

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There is still the court
of public opinion.

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Murderer! Mysterio forever!

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How did you just do that?

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I'm a really good lawyer.

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We're gonna need a safer place to live.

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Oh. Aah!

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How do we--? How do we--?

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<i>Alarm system deactivated.</i>

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It looks nice. And this is safe.

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Welcome to the spiritual oasis.

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You like <i>Donkey Kong Jr.?</i>

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-Hey, man, move!
-Stop! Thief!

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Move out of the way!
Hey, move, move!

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Stop that guy!

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Look out!

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Stop!

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Oh, my God.

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Hey!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
You can't do this anymore.

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-He's a thief.
-You're a child.

228
00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:53,609
Show some respect.
He's not a child. He's 14 years old.

229
00:10:53,692 --> 00:10:55,360
-I'm not--
-I had a job when I was 14.

230
00:10:55,444 --> 00:10:58,030
-My son is 14. He's a moron.
-Guys, I am not 14 years old.

231
00:10:58,113 --> 00:11:00,657
He's not equipped
to make these kinds of decisions.

232
00:11:00,741 --> 00:11:03,368
It's true. Teenagers' brains
aren't fully developed yet.

233
00:11:03,452 --> 00:11:05,245
-He can't even rent a car.
-He doesn't need a car.

234
00:11:05,329 --> 00:11:06,630
-He's been to space.
-Thank you.

235
00:11:06,654 --> 00:11:08,271
Well, how do you know these two
people aren't working together?

236
00:11:08,312 --> 00:11:09,545
How do you know they are not in cahoots?

237
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,376
-Cahoots?
-Me and this guy? I don't know this guy.

238
00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:12,664
We don't know
what's in that bag.

239
00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:15,172
Cahoots. We've been
in cahoots the whole time.

240
00:11:15,255 --> 00:11:16,673
-Murderer!
-Ugh!

241
00:11:16,757 --> 00:11:18,383
Mysterio forever!

242
00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:21,386
Ugh!

243
00:11:21,470 --> 00:11:23,806
<i>Nicky, from Jersey City,
you're on the line.</i>

244
00:11:23,889 --> 00:11:26,517
<i>Hi. I'm not saying
I don't want to honor the Avengers,</i>

245
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,977
<i>but, you know, not doing it this way.</i>

246
00:11:29,061 --> 00:11:32,314
<i>You know, putting the Captain America
shield on the Statue of Liberty?</i>

247
00:11:32,397 --> 00:11:34,233
<i>Nah, that will look ridiculous.</i>

248
00:11:34,716 --> 00:11:36,390
<i>Leave the Statue of Liberty alone...</i>

249
00:11:36,443 --> 00:11:38,487
Oh, Happy.

250
00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:42,241
<i>-Did you send in your applications yet?</i>
-I literally just finished my MIT one.

251
00:11:42,324 --> 00:11:43,325
<i>-You?</i>
-Same.

252
00:11:43,408 --> 00:11:45,202
Can you imagine
if we both got in? And Ned?

253
00:11:45,285 --> 00:11:49,164
Yeah, but we'd have to get scholarships
so we could actually go.

254
00:11:49,248 --> 00:11:51,542
Come on, you got the
scores and the grades, and--

255
00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:53,085
You think I'm being too pragmatic.

256
00:11:53,168 --> 00:11:54,586
No, no, no, no. Well...

257
00:11:55,838 --> 00:11:58,423
Kind of. that's okay.
That's one of my favorite things about you.

258
00:11:58,507 --> 00:11:59,800
-Really?
<i>-Yeah.</i>

259
00:11:59,883 --> 00:12:01,718
Well, what are your other favorite things?

260
00:12:01,802 --> 00:12:05,722
-I love your relentless optimism.
-Yeah, I'm a glass-half-full kind of gal.

261
00:12:05,806 --> 00:12:08,433
-I really like how you're a people person.
-I love people.

262
00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:10,978
-I love them so much.
-You like sports.

263
00:12:11,061 --> 00:12:13,230
I think the Mets are gonna go
all the way this year.

264
00:12:13,313 --> 00:12:15,399
-Really?
-What's that noise?

265
00:12:15,482 --> 00:12:16,817
<i>Oh.</i>

266
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,485
<i>It's-- It's Happy. Look.</i>

267
00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:21,405
<i>Gave his room to May,
so he's sleeping down here.</i>

268
00:12:25,284 --> 00:12:27,703
I have a weird question. Um...

269
00:12:28,996 --> 00:12:31,248
Does any part of you
feel relieved about this?

270
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,087
Ever since I got bit by that spider...

271
00:12:38,505 --> 00:12:42,134
I've only had one week
where my life has felt normal.

272
00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:44,678
Or kind of normal, I guess.

273
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:46,096
And...

274
00:12:47,681 --> 00:12:49,099
that was when you found out.

275
00:12:49,182 --> 00:12:53,812
<i>Because then everyone that was in my life
that I wanted to know knew.</i>

276
00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:54,938
<i>And it was perfect.</i>

277
00:12:55,022 --> 00:12:57,107
But now everybody knows and...

278
00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:02,321
I am the most famous person
in the entire world.

279
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,990
And I'm still broke.

280
00:13:09,077 --> 00:13:09,912
I'm...

281
00:13:10,787 --> 00:13:12,915
excited to see you tomorrow.

282
00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,293
Yeah. Me too.

283
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:17,628
Wrap it up.

284
00:13:17,711 --> 00:13:19,796
You both like each other.
We get it. Hang up.

285
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,382
There's no new ground being broken.
Okay? I need my eight hours.

286
00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:24,760
-Have you been listening this whole time?
<i>-Hi, Happy.</i>

287
00:13:24,843 --> 00:13:26,053
Uh, not by choice.

288
00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:28,347
-MJ says hi.
-Hello.

289
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:30,182
It's back to school, folks.

290
00:13:30,265 --> 00:13:34,102
And in their infinite wisdom,
Mayor Dingus and the city clown-cil

291
00:13:34,186 --> 00:13:37,648
are welcoming back the town's
most notorious costumed killer--

292
00:13:37,731 --> 00:13:39,107
{\an8}Peter Parker.

293
00:13:39,191 --> 00:13:42,736
{\an8}Go get them, tiger!
Or should I say "spider"?

294
00:13:42,819 --> 00:13:46,281
{\an8}<i>The crowd has continued
to grow here all morning long</i>

295
00:13:46,365 --> 00:13:48,367
<i>at the Midtown School of Science...</i>

296
00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:52,412
<i>The crowd seems evenly
divided between supporters of Spider-Man</i>

297
00:13:52,496 --> 00:13:53,497
<i>and protestors.</i>

298
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,290
MJ!

299
00:13:55,374 --> 00:13:57,626
MJ! MJ! We love you!

300
00:13:57,709 --> 00:14:00,128
MJ, are you gonna have his spider-babies?

301
00:14:00,212 --> 00:14:02,297
Back up. Back up. Back up!

302
00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:05,509
MJ, you know he's a murderer, right?

303
00:14:05,592 --> 00:14:07,219
Hey Peter, do a TikTok with me.

304
00:14:07,302 --> 00:14:09,346
Mysterio forever!

305
00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:10,472
Do a flip!

306
00:14:10,555 --> 00:14:13,141
-Hey, let's see you and MJ kiss!
-Back off.

307
00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:14,393
Who are you?

308
00:14:14,476 --> 00:14:17,145
-I'm Ned Leeds. Spider-Man's best friend.
-I'm Peter Parker's best friend.

309
00:14:17,229 --> 00:14:19,815
You come at my boy,
you come at Flash Thompson.

310
00:14:19,898 --> 00:14:21,942
If you wanna read
about our inspiring friendship,

311
00:14:22,025 --> 00:14:24,111
you can in my new book, <i>Flashpoint.</i>

312
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,905
One spider, two hearts,
a million crazy-ass memories.

313
00:14:26,989 --> 00:14:28,240
Check it out.

314
00:14:30,951 --> 00:14:32,452
-Go.
-No, I gotta wait--

315
00:14:32,536 --> 00:14:34,871
-No. Go.
-I'll see you inside, okay?

316
00:14:36,623 --> 00:14:38,750
<i>Keep watching</i> Midtown News <i>all year</i>

317
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,836
<i>as we bring you up-close
and personal coverage</i>

318
00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:44,006
<i>of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet:</i>

319
00:14:44,089 --> 00:14:45,632
<i>College admissions.</i>

320
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,804
Peter,

321
00:14:50,887 --> 00:14:55,267
we would love to welcome you
back to Midtown High,

322
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:56,977
where we shape heroes.

323
00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:58,937
-Uh-huh.
-Or murderers.

324
00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:00,022
-Stop it.
-Huh?

325
00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:03,775
-It's an honor to serve you, sir.
-It's not.

326
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,193
Mysterio was right.

327
00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:06,987
-Stop. We don't-- That's all.
-Mysterio was right.

328
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:09,698
Some students put this together for you.

329
00:15:09,779 --> 00:15:11,802
No, you did that. You did that.

330
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:12,746
-I-- I helped a little bit.
-Oh, wow.

331
00:15:12,759 --> 00:15:15,579
And I tried to stop you
so many times, but you powered through.

332
00:15:15,662 --> 00:15:17,122
-He did all of that.
-Did a great job.

333
00:15:17,205 --> 00:15:19,324
I hope you have time to
stop and check it out.

334
00:15:19,358 --> 00:15:22,419
And feel free to walk
or... or swing through the hallway.

335
00:15:22,502 --> 00:15:24,755
Or... or crawl on the ceiling
to avoid everybody.

336
00:15:24,838 --> 00:15:26,837
-We all know you can do it.
-I'm just gonna...

337
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,460
-We know what you did.
-Stop it. You're embarrassing yourself.

338
00:15:29,503 --> 00:15:31,470
-We know what you did.
-He's a conspiracy theorist.

339
00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:49,321
We were lab partners. Did you know that?

340
00:15:49,404 --> 00:15:50,238
Climb it!

341
00:15:50,322 --> 00:15:54,743
Climb it! Climb it! Climb it!

342
00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:12,969
Look at that sticky bastard go.

343
00:16:13,637 --> 00:16:14,638
Freak!

344
00:16:15,764 --> 00:16:17,666
I'm where he gets
all his best ideas.

345
00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:19,601
That's why he calls me his Spidey mentor.

346
00:16:19,684 --> 00:16:22,521
Peter! Good to see you, bud!
I'll see you later!

347
00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,941
Oh, my God, he's so cute!

348
00:16:26,608 --> 00:16:29,444
<i>What's it like
being Spider-Man's teacher?</i>

349
00:16:29,528 --> 00:16:33,406
<i>Well, Peter's always been
more than a student to me.</i>

350
00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:38,370
He's been more like a son.
Who's also my little brother.

351
00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:40,130
So, what do you think about these

352
00:16:40,153 --> 00:16:44,209
crazy Mysterio conspiracy theories
that are spreading online?

353
00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:46,503
There's a conspiracy theory that

354
00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:49,381
Justin Timberlake was in NSYNC
at one time.

355
00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:52,509
And then you look it up,
and, oh, he was in NSYNC.

356
00:16:52,592 --> 00:16:55,762
My ex-wife, for example,
she's been spending a lot of time online.

357
00:16:55,846 --> 00:16:58,348
And, you know,
the Internet is a wild place

358
00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:02,269
that really beckons people like her
who are a little lost

359
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:05,272
and kind of have forgotten
where they came from and who they are

360
00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:07,607
and that they love someone very much.

361
00:17:08,483 --> 00:17:11,486
Sometimes you just forget these things
and you end up in a subreddit,

362
00:17:12,529 --> 00:17:13,905
believing in Mysterio.

363
00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:17,242
Sorry, what was your question?

364
00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:20,662
So you never noticed he had
extraordinary athletic abilities?

365
00:17:20,745 --> 00:17:23,331
I mean, it's a science school, so...

366
00:17:24,124 --> 00:17:26,877
two push-ups is
extraordinary athletic abilities.

367
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:30,964
In your book, you revealed
that the name "Spider-Man" was your idea.

368
00:17:31,047 --> 00:17:35,135
Were there any others that you tossed
around before settling on "Spider-Man"?

369
00:17:35,218 --> 00:17:36,845
Yeah, uh, there were a few.

370
00:17:36,928 --> 00:17:39,472
You know, "Arachnokid." "The Bitten."

371
00:17:39,556 --> 00:17:43,393
When I think about it, there were times
that he was sticking to the wall, or

372
00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:46,563
he had this stuff coming out
of his wrist. But...

373
00:17:46,646 --> 00:17:49,232
I didn't really
think much of it. I just...

374
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:53,862
I've been doing this a long time.
It's just-- It's a lot of kids.

375
00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:57,699
I noticed that in your book
I'm not mentioned once.

376
00:17:57,782 --> 00:18:01,244
No. No, I'm-- I'm
pretty sure you are. Uh...

377
00:18:02,078 --> 00:18:03,330
I mean, you're--

378
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:05,290
Whoa, there are pictures in this?

379
00:18:05,373 --> 00:18:07,334
If that spider had bitten me,

380
00:18:08,335 --> 00:18:10,003
we'd be talking about
a different Spider-Man right now.

381
00:18:10,086 --> 00:18:13,965
It would've, um, maybe had
a different style costume.

382
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,343
Maybe something with
flared legs, maybe, maybe.

383
00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:17,385
As sexy as possible.

384
00:18:17,469 --> 00:18:20,180
So, what is an appropriate text to send

385
00:18:20,263 --> 00:18:22,390
to an ex-girlfriend
in the middle of the night?

386
00:18:27,562 --> 00:18:28,855
You look great, by the way.

387
00:18:28,939 --> 00:18:31,992
Thank you. You look--
as beautiful as ever.

388
00:18:33,443 --> 00:18:35,570
What do you say
to the people who claim

389
00:18:35,654 --> 00:18:38,573
that you're not really friends
with Peter Parker?

390
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:44,704
You know, it hurts.

391
00:18:44,788 --> 00:18:45,789
Because...

392
00:18:47,749 --> 00:18:49,209
You know, I...

393
00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:50,377
Tell me:

394
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:54,339
{\an8}If the spider that gave you
your powers were here right now,

395
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,299
{\an8}what would you say?

396
00:18:56,883 --> 00:19:00,679
{\an8}Would you say, "Thanks"?
Or, "Thanks for nothing"?

397
00:19:00,762 --> 00:19:02,597
{\an8}I would-- I would say "Thanks."

398
00:19:03,807 --> 00:19:04,683
{\an8}"For nothing"?

399
00:19:04,766 --> 00:19:06,893
{\an8}You can catch the rest
of my exclusive interview

400
00:19:06,977 --> 00:19:10,563
{\an8}with Peter Parker today at lunch,
only on MNN.

401
00:19:10,647 --> 00:19:14,192
<i>Up next, Lady Liberty is getting
a makeover,</i>

402
00:19:14,276 --> 00:19:16,528
<i>and some of Midtown High's
very own artists share</i>

403
00:19:16,611 --> 00:19:19,114
<i>their ideas of what she should look like.</i>

404
00:19:19,197 --> 00:19:21,574
We'll be right back
after this important message

405
00:19:21,658 --> 00:19:24,327
from Principal Morita
about cafeteria safety.

406
00:19:28,164 --> 00:19:30,250
Can we just like
stay up here all day?

407
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,844
-It is so crazy down there.
-Wait, this one's good.

408
00:19:32,868 --> 00:19:36,214
"Some suggest that Parker's powers
include the male spider's ability

409
00:19:36,298 --> 00:19:37,924
to hypnotize females,

410
00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:42,387
which he used to seduce Jones-Watson
into his cult of personality."

411
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:44,180
Stop. Stop.

412
00:19:44,264 --> 00:19:45,849
Yes, my Spider-Lord.

413
00:19:54,115 --> 00:19:56,067
Finally, some privacy.

414
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,861
It is so crazy down there.

415
00:19:58,737 --> 00:20:00,322
So, I was thinking...

416
00:20:00,989 --> 00:20:04,326
when we get into MIT,
we should live together.

417
00:20:04,409 --> 00:20:06,369
-Yeah, for sure.
-Yeah, I'd love that.

418
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:11,875
-This is gonna be us.
-Yes. Minus the Frisbee and the smiling.

419
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:13,710
MIT is obviously the dream,

420
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:16,273
but if we match up our backup schools, then

421
00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:18,173
either way, we'll all be together in Boston.

422
00:20:18,256 --> 00:20:20,258
New school, new town.
I can Spider-Man there.

423
00:20:20,342 --> 00:20:22,380
-I mean, they have crime in Boston, right?
-Yes, yes.

424
00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:25,021
-Yeah, wicked crime.
-Yeah, so it'll be like a fresh start.

425
00:20:27,531 --> 00:20:28,383
What's up?

426
00:20:28,975 --> 00:20:30,894
I don't know.
I just feel like, if you don't--

427
00:20:31,603 --> 00:20:33,480
If you expect disappointment,

428
00:20:33,563 --> 00:20:35,806
then you can never really
get disappointed.

429
00:20:35,919 --> 00:20:36,975
Come on.

430
00:20:38,632 --> 00:20:39,745
It'll be a fresh start.

431
00:20:40,643 --> 00:20:41,854
And we'll all be together.

432
00:20:43,239 --> 00:20:45,533
Yeah. No, you're right. Fresh start.

433
00:20:45,617 --> 00:20:46,451
Yeah.

434
00:20:49,412 --> 00:20:50,497
Fresh start.

435
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,417
First one's here!

436
00:20:59,005 --> 00:21:00,757
It's okay. It's a backup.

437
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:03,051
Peter.

438
00:21:05,387 --> 00:21:06,221
No?

439
00:21:09,015 --> 00:21:09,891
Last one.

440
00:21:11,768 --> 00:21:12,727
MIT?!

441
00:21:16,773 --> 00:21:18,316
Uh-- Okay.

442
00:21:29,911 --> 00:21:32,080
-Okay.
-Whew.

443
00:21:32,163 --> 00:21:33,581
-Ready?
-Jones,

444
00:21:33,665 --> 00:21:36,292
I told you to take down
the Halloween decorations.

445
00:21:36,376 --> 00:21:39,712
-Actually, that was Sasha, so--
-Enough attitude. Just do it.

446
00:21:40,922 --> 00:21:41,756
On it.

447
00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:44,592
Feel like I'm gonna puke.

448
00:21:44,676 --> 00:21:47,303
Well don't, because he will
just make me clean it.

449
00:21:47,387 --> 00:21:49,973
This is our only shot.
It's here or nowhere.

450
00:21:50,056 --> 00:21:52,142
-Hey. Come on.
-Okay. You guys ready?

451
00:21:52,225 --> 00:21:54,185
-Yeah.
-Okay, on three.

452
00:21:54,853 --> 00:21:57,647
One, two, three.

453
00:22:21,087 --> 00:22:22,172
No.

454
00:22:22,255 --> 00:22:24,299
No. You?

455
00:22:25,383 --> 00:22:27,469
"In light of recent controversy,

456
00:22:27,552 --> 00:22:32,140
we are unable to consider
your application at this time."

457
00:22:32,765 --> 00:22:33,975
This is so not fair.

458
00:22:34,476 --> 00:22:37,020
I mean, this is so not fair.
I didn't do anything wrong.

459
00:22:37,103 --> 00:22:39,189
You guys definitely didn't do
anything wrong.

460
00:22:39,272 --> 00:22:42,817
Expect disappointment
and you will never get disappointed.

461
00:22:44,444 --> 00:22:46,237
<i>No sleep till</i>

462
00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:49,449
<i>Bom, bom, tsk, bom, bom</i>

463
00:22:49,532 --> 00:22:50,783
<i>Boston!</i>

464
00:22:56,206 --> 00:22:57,123
You didn't get in?

465
00:22:57,207 --> 00:22:59,709
Yeah, because we're actually friends
with Spider-Man.

466
00:23:02,086 --> 00:23:04,255
Uh, yeah. I better get going.

467
00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:07,383
There's a bad mixer for new admissions and--

468
00:23:07,537 --> 00:23:08,885
Sorry, guys.

469
00:23:09,469 --> 00:23:11,387
Jones, what are you doing?
Get back to work.

470
00:23:11,471 --> 00:23:12,931
Yeah, I'm coming.

471
00:23:13,014 --> 00:23:13,932
Know what?

472
00:23:15,850 --> 00:23:17,477
I wouldn't change a thing I did.

473
00:23:18,853 --> 00:23:19,729
Me neither.

474
00:23:23,399 --> 00:23:25,860
Although I do need
to show this letter to my parents.

475
00:24:36,306 --> 00:24:37,515
Um, hi.

476
00:24:40,727 --> 00:24:41,561
Hi?

477
00:24:42,812 --> 00:24:43,646
I'm, uh--

478
00:24:44,397 --> 00:24:47,317
The most famous person
in the world. I know.

479
00:24:48,651 --> 00:24:52,530
Wong. Try not to slip.
We don't have liability insurance.

480
00:24:55,825 --> 00:24:58,244
-Is all this for a holiday party?
-No.

481
00:24:58,328 --> 00:25:01,414
One of the rotunda gateways
connects to Siberia.

482
00:25:01,497 --> 00:25:02,775
A blizzard blasted through.

483
00:25:05,209 --> 00:25:07,879
Because someone forgot
to cast a monthly maintenance spell

484
00:25:07,962 --> 00:25:09,297
to keep the seals tight.

485
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:12,592
That's right, he did, because he forgot
I now have higher duties.

486
00:25:12,675 --> 00:25:13,801
Higher duties?

487
00:25:13,885 --> 00:25:16,095
The Sorcerer Supreme has higher duties.

488
00:25:16,179 --> 00:25:18,348
Wait, I thought
you were the Sorcerer Supreme.

489
00:25:18,431 --> 00:25:21,934
No, he got it on a technicality
'cause I blipped for five years.

490
00:25:22,018 --> 00:25:24,729
-Oh. Congratulations.
-If I'd been here, then I--

491
00:25:24,812 --> 00:25:26,022
You'd burn the place down.

492
00:25:26,105 --> 00:25:28,441
You two, no one said stop shoveling.

493
00:25:28,524 --> 00:25:31,110
So, Peter, to what do I owe the pleasure?

494
00:25:31,736 --> 00:25:34,864
Right. Um, I'm really sorry
to bother you, sir, but--

495
00:25:34,947 --> 00:25:36,908
Please. We saved half
the universe together.

496
00:25:36,991 --> 00:25:40,620
-I think we're beyond you calling me "sir."
-Okay, uh, Stephen.

497
00:25:40,703 --> 00:25:42,288
That feels weird, but I'll allow it.

498
00:25:43,247 --> 00:25:44,207
Uh...

499
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:46,000
When, um...

500
00:25:46,918 --> 00:25:49,045
When Mysterio revealed my identity,

501
00:25:50,004 --> 00:25:53,758
my-- My entire life got screwed up,
and I-- I was wondering--

502
00:25:53,841 --> 00:25:56,761
I mean, I don't really know if this would
actually work, but I was wondering if...

503
00:25:58,721 --> 00:26:01,766
maybe you could go back in time
and make it so he never did?

504
00:26:03,434 --> 00:26:07,230
Peter, we tampered
with the stability of space-time

505
00:26:07,313 --> 00:26:09,107
to resurrect countless lives.

506
00:26:09,190 --> 00:26:11,442
You wanna do it again now
just 'cause yours got messy?

507
00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:12,902
This isn't... it's not about me.

508
00:26:12,985 --> 00:26:15,071
I mean, this is really hurting a lot of people.

509
00:26:15,154 --> 00:26:18,157
My... My aunt May, Happy,

510
00:26:18,241 --> 00:26:19,659
my best friend, my girlfriend,

511
00:26:19,742 --> 00:26:21,703
their futures are ruined
just because they know me,

512
00:26:21,786 --> 00:26:23,830
and they've done nothing wrong.

513
00:26:23,913 --> 00:26:25,915
I am so sorry, but...

514
00:26:26,999 --> 00:26:28,334
Even if I wanted to...

515
00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:31,587
I don't have the Time Stone anymore.

516
00:26:33,923 --> 00:26:34,924
That's right.

517
00:26:38,678 --> 00:26:42,265
I'm really sorry if I
wasted your time. Just...

518
00:26:42,348 --> 00:26:44,392
-You didn't.
-Just forget about it, please.

519
00:26:44,475 --> 00:26:47,311
Oh, he will. He's very
good at forgetting things.

520
00:26:48,896 --> 00:26:51,816
Wong, you've actually generated
a good idea.

521
00:26:51,899 --> 00:26:52,900
What?

522
00:26:52,984 --> 00:26:55,069
The Runes of Kof-Kol.

523
00:26:55,153 --> 00:26:56,738
The Runes of Kof-Kol?

524
00:26:56,821 --> 00:26:59,157
Oh, it's just a standard spell of forgetting.

525
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,201
Won't turn back time, but at least people
will forget you were ever Spider-Man.

526
00:27:02,285 --> 00:27:04,203
-Seriously? That would be--
-No, not seriously.

527
00:27:04,287 --> 00:27:07,874
That spell travels the dark borders
between known and unknown reality.

528
00:27:07,957 --> 00:27:09,167
It's too dangerous.

529
00:27:10,168 --> 00:27:11,878
We've used it for a lot less.

530
00:27:11,961 --> 00:27:14,088
Do you remember
the full-moon party at Kamar-Taj?

531
00:27:14,172 --> 00:27:15,715
-No.
-Exactly.

532
00:27:19,177 --> 00:27:20,720
Come on, Wong.

533
00:27:22,221 --> 00:27:24,015
Hasn't he been through enough?

534
00:27:31,147 --> 00:27:32,690
Just leave me out of this.

535
00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:34,400
Fine.

536
00:27:35,818 --> 00:27:36,652
Fine.

537
00:27:48,873 --> 00:27:50,249
So, what is this place?

538
00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:55,129
The Sanctum's built at the intersection
of cosmic energy currents.

539
00:27:55,213 --> 00:27:56,839
We weren't the first to seek them out.

540
00:27:57,548 --> 00:27:59,967
Some of these walls
are thousands of years old.

541
00:28:00,927 --> 00:28:04,597
And they shot an episode
of <i>The Equalizer</i> here in the '80s.

542
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,765
Well, I, um...

543
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,435
really appreciate you
doing this for me, sir.

544
00:28:10,228 --> 00:28:11,354
Don't mention it.

545
00:28:13,105 --> 00:28:14,732
And don't call me "sir."

546
00:28:15,858 --> 00:28:16,734
Right. Sorry.

547
00:28:17,568 --> 00:28:18,736
You ready?

548
00:28:19,779 --> 00:28:20,613
I'm ready.

549
00:28:22,865 --> 00:28:24,325
Nice knowing you, Spider-Man.

550
00:28:29,038 --> 00:28:29,956
Wait, excuse me?

551
00:28:32,041 --> 00:28:35,419
The entire world's about to forget
that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

552
00:28:36,045 --> 00:28:37,630
-Including me.
-Everyone?

553
00:28:38,464 --> 00:28:42,093
-Uh, can't some people still know?
-That's not how the spell works.

554
00:28:42,176 --> 00:28:46,055
And it's very difficult and dangerous
to change it mid-casting.

555
00:28:46,138 --> 00:28:48,266
So my girlfriend's gonna forget
about everything we've been through?

556
00:28:48,349 --> 00:28:49,851
I mean... is she even
gonna be my girlfriend?

557
00:28:49,934 --> 00:28:52,311
That depends, was she your girlfriend
just 'cause you were Spider-Man? Or...

558
00:28:52,395 --> 00:28:54,856
-I mean... I don't know. I really hope not.
-All right, fine.

559
00:28:56,357 --> 00:29:00,403
Everyone's gonna forget
you're Spider-Man except your girlfriend.

560
00:29:00,486 --> 00:29:01,612
Thank you so much. That...

561
00:29:02,363 --> 00:29:04,240
Oh, my God, Ned. Ned.

562
00:29:05,783 --> 00:29:07,243
What is a Ned?

563
00:29:07,326 --> 00:29:10,162
He's my best friend,
so it's important to me that Ned knows.

564
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:19,046
Okay, let's not change
the parameters of this spell any more

565
00:29:19,130 --> 00:29:20,923
-while I'm casting it.
-Okay, I'm done. I'm done.

566
00:29:21,007 --> 00:29:22,216
I swear, I'm done. I'm done.

567
00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:25,970
-Ah, but my aunt May should really know.
-Peter, stop tampering with the spell.

568
00:29:26,053 --> 00:29:28,472
When she found out I was Spider-Man,
it was... it was really messy.

569
00:29:28,556 --> 00:29:30,766
And I don't think
I could go through that again.

570
00:29:32,059 --> 00:29:33,185
-So my aunt May?
-Yes.

571
00:29:33,269 --> 00:29:34,812
Oh. Thank you. Happy?

572
00:29:34,896 --> 00:29:36,105
No, I'm annoyed.

573
00:29:36,188 --> 00:29:38,149
No, it's a nickname. Harold "Happy" Hogan.

574
00:29:38,232 --> 00:29:40,359
He used to work with Tony Stark,
but then he was kinda...

575
00:29:40,443 --> 00:29:42,111
Would you just stop talking?

576
00:29:50,202 --> 00:29:54,540
Basically, everyone that knew
I was Spider-Man before should still know!

577
00:30:15,102 --> 00:30:16,312
-Did it work?
-No.

578
00:30:16,395 --> 00:30:19,482
You changed my spell six times.

579
00:30:19,565 --> 00:30:21,192
-Five times.
-You changed my spell.

580
00:30:21,275 --> 00:30:24,612
You don't do that! I told you.
And that is why.

581
00:30:24,695 --> 00:30:27,365
That spell was out of control.
If I hadn't shut it down,

582
00:30:27,448 --> 00:30:29,784
something catastrophic
could have happened.

583
00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:32,495
-Stephen, listen, I am so--
-Call me "sir."

584
00:30:35,039 --> 00:30:36,248
Sorry, sir.

585
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:39,377
You know, after everything
we've been through together,

586
00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:42,672
somehow I always forget...
you're just a kid.

587
00:30:43,673 --> 00:30:46,759
Look, Parker, the problem is not Mysterio.

588
00:30:46,842 --> 00:30:49,095
It's you trying
to live two different lives.

589
00:30:49,178 --> 00:30:51,639
And the longer you do that,
the more dangerous it becomes.

590
00:30:51,722 --> 00:30:52,932
Believe me.

591
00:30:53,015 --> 00:30:56,852
I'm so sorry about you
and your friends not getting into college,

592
00:30:56,936 --> 00:31:01,565
but if they rejected you and you tried
to convince them to reconsider,

593
00:31:01,649 --> 00:31:03,818
there's nothing else you can do.

594
00:31:06,988 --> 00:31:08,906
When you say "convince them,"

595
00:31:08,990 --> 00:31:11,617
-you mean, I could have called them?
-Yeah.

596
00:31:12,118 --> 00:31:13,244
I could do that?

597
00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:16,664
You haven't called the...?

598
00:31:16,747 --> 00:31:18,499
Well, I mean I got their letter.
And I assumed that was--

599
00:31:18,582 --> 00:31:19,709
I'm sorry.

600
00:31:20,251 --> 00:31:21,544
Are you telling me

601
00:31:22,086 --> 00:31:24,880
that you didn't even think
to plead your case with them first

602
00:31:24,964 --> 00:31:28,718
before you asked me
to brainwash the entire world?

603
00:31:31,679 --> 00:31:33,389
Well, I mean, when you
put it like that, then...

604
00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:42,815
Come on, pick up,
pick up, pick up, pick up.

605
00:31:42,898 --> 00:31:44,275
Dude, what? I'm busy.

606
00:31:44,358 --> 00:31:45,943
Flash, where's the MIT mixer?

607
00:31:46,027 --> 00:31:47,862
<i>-Why?</i>
-Because I need to come and talk to someone.

608
00:31:47,945 --> 00:31:50,197
I'm trying to get Ned and MJ
a second chance at getting in.

609
00:31:50,281 --> 00:31:51,490
What's in it for me?

610
00:31:51,574 --> 00:31:53,284
<i>I'm risking a lot just talking to you.</i>

611
00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:55,411
Okay, I will, um...

612
00:31:56,787 --> 00:31:59,081
pick you up and swing you
to school for one week?

613
00:31:59,165 --> 00:31:59,999
For a month.

614
00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:02,293
<i>-For a week.</i>
-Two weeks.

615
00:32:02,376 --> 00:32:04,628
-Flash, please. Help me.
-You know what I want.

616
00:32:06,756 --> 00:32:08,716
Okay, I'll tell everyone
you're my best friend.

617
00:32:08,799 --> 00:32:10,760
<i>-Flash, please, help me.</i>
-Cool, cool, cool.

618
00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:12,744
<i>So, there's this lady, she's the assistant
vice chancellor.</i>

619
00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:13,916
<i>You can plead your case with her.</i>

620
00:32:13,929 --> 00:32:15,639
-Okay, perfect. Where is she?
-She left.

621
00:32:15,723 --> 00:32:17,475
-To go where?
-To the airport.

622
00:32:24,148 --> 00:32:25,809
<i>Stark network unavailable.</i>

623
00:32:26,692 --> 00:32:28,853
<i>Facial recognition unavailable.</i>

624
00:32:32,406 --> 00:32:33,407
Hi.

625
00:32:35,367 --> 00:32:37,244
Yeah, I can see you.

626
00:32:47,421 --> 00:32:48,464
Oh, my God!

627
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,426
-That's Peter Parker.
-Mom.

628
00:32:52,510 --> 00:32:54,095
-Mom, look.
-Mommy.

629
00:32:54,178 --> 00:32:55,763
No, it's Peter Parker.

630
00:33:05,439 --> 00:33:06,273
Hey!

631
00:33:07,024 --> 00:33:07,858
Okay.

632
00:33:18,869 --> 00:33:19,870
Yeah.

633
00:33:20,538 --> 00:33:21,831
Hi. I'm Peter Parker.

634
00:33:21,914 --> 00:33:24,458
-You do know you're in the street, right?
-Yeah, I'm sorry.

635
00:33:24,542 --> 00:33:27,711
I just... I really needed to talk to you
and I know you're on your way to the airport...

636
00:33:27,795 --> 00:33:31,340
MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the two smartest
people I've ever met in my entire life,

637
00:33:31,423 --> 00:33:33,801
and I'm the dumbest person
because I let them help me,

638
00:33:33,884 --> 00:33:35,803
but if I didn't, then millions would've died,

639
00:33:35,886 --> 00:33:38,013
so please don't... don't let MIT be dumb like me.

640
00:33:38,097 --> 00:33:39,098
MIT is dumb?

641
00:33:39,181 --> 00:33:42,101
No, I'm saying, don't let MIT be dumb.

642
00:33:42,184 --> 00:33:46,730
I mean, like... like the dumber version
of me that wouldn't have let them help.

643
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,190
You didn't rehearse that, did you, Peter?

644
00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:53,279
Basically, what I'm trying to--

645
00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:02,580
Why are you running? What...

646
00:34:06,667 --> 00:34:07,668
Oh, my God.

647
00:34:08,169 --> 00:34:10,296
Uh, ma'am, you should...
you should get out of the car.

648
00:34:10,379 --> 00:34:12,548
Everybody get off the bridge!

649
00:34:14,466 --> 00:34:15,551
The door's locked.

650
00:34:15,634 --> 00:34:17,303
Door's--
Hey!

651
00:34:34,278 --> 00:34:35,487
Hello, Peter.

652
00:34:36,530 --> 00:34:38,532
Hi? Do we--? Do I know you?

653
00:34:38,616 --> 00:34:40,868
What have you done with my machine?

654
00:34:40,951 --> 00:34:43,787
Your machine? I don't know what you're
talking about. I... what machine?

655
00:34:43,871 --> 00:34:46,707
The power of the sun
in the palm of my hand.

656
00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:48,209
It's gone.

657
00:34:48,292 --> 00:34:50,377
Listen sir, if you stop smashing cars,

658
00:34:50,461 --> 00:34:53,088
we can work together
and I can help you find your machine.

659
00:34:53,172 --> 00:34:54,673
Do you want to play games?

660
00:34:57,343 --> 00:34:58,636
Catch!

661
00:35:15,527 --> 00:35:17,947
It's okay. You guys are
good. You're safe. Get out of here.

662
00:35:18,030 --> 00:35:20,741
You think
your fancy new suit's gonna save you?

663
00:35:35,631 --> 00:35:38,592
Should've killed your little girlfriend
when I had the chance.

664
00:35:42,554 --> 00:35:43,973
What did you just say?

665
00:35:44,056 --> 00:35:46,225
Looks like we got competition.

666
00:36:06,161 --> 00:36:07,913
Peter! Help!

667
00:36:30,352 --> 00:36:32,771
Don't worry, ma'am! I'm coming!

668
00:36:34,606 --> 00:36:35,692
Peter!

669
00:37:02,718 --> 00:37:04,261
Ma'am, just stay calm.

670
00:37:04,345 --> 00:37:05,512
Just take a deep breath.

671
00:37:05,596 --> 00:37:07,264
-Are you okay?
-No!

672
00:37:09,641 --> 00:37:12,186
I promise, I've got this all under control.

673
00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:20,569
-Whoa!
<i>-Suit compromised.</i>

674
00:37:21,195 --> 00:37:22,654
Nanotechnology.

675
00:37:23,405 --> 00:37:25,657
Ah, you've outdone yourself, Peter.

676
00:37:31,955 --> 00:37:33,540
I underestimated you.

677
00:37:34,875 --> 00:37:36,210
But now you die.

678
00:37:52,643 --> 00:37:54,061
You're not Peter Parker.

679
00:37:54,844 --> 00:37:56,522
I am so confused right now.

680
00:37:59,274 --> 00:38:00,359
What's happening?

681
00:38:00,442 --> 00:38:01,985
<i>New device detected.</i>

682
00:38:04,113 --> 00:38:05,280
<i>Pairing new device.</i>

683
00:38:09,159 --> 00:38:12,037
You don't listen to him. You listen to me.

684
00:38:17,918 --> 00:38:18,794
Hey.

685
00:38:26,718 --> 00:38:27,287
Whoa!

686
00:38:31,932 --> 00:38:33,642
Hey. Hey!

687
00:38:33,725 --> 00:38:34,852
Listen to me.

688
00:38:35,644 --> 00:38:37,563
No, not him. Me!

689
00:38:44,445 --> 00:38:45,737
Ma'am, you okay?

690
00:38:45,821 --> 00:38:49,324
-Come on, you can still make your flight.
-Peter.

691
00:38:51,034 --> 00:38:52,119
You're a hero.

692
00:38:52,202 --> 00:38:53,454
No. Well, I'm--

693
00:38:53,537 --> 00:38:54,621
No, I'm--

694
00:38:54,705 --> 00:38:57,458
I'm gonna talk to Admissions
about your friends.

695
00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:59,001
And I'm gonna talk to them about you.

696
00:39:00,085 --> 00:39:02,254
But... ma'am, this isn't about me.

697
00:39:02,337 --> 00:39:06,300
I am going to talk to them
about your friends and you.

698
00:39:06,383 --> 00:39:07,968
-Okay?
-Really?

699
00:39:08,051 --> 00:39:11,054
And if you keep your noses clean,
maybe you'll have a fair shot.

700
00:39:11,138 --> 00:39:12,973
Here. Get out of the way.
Let me get that man.

701
00:39:13,056 --> 00:39:15,726
Hey. You. I see you. Come here!

702
00:39:15,809 --> 00:39:17,102
That was not okay.

703
00:39:17,186 --> 00:39:18,270
Unbelievable.

704
00:39:19,688 --> 00:39:20,939
Who are--?

705
00:39:21,023 --> 00:39:22,191
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

706
00:39:22,274 --> 00:39:25,152
Until you stop trying to kill me,
I'm in control, buddy,

707
00:39:25,235 --> 00:39:28,906
of this whole tentacle situation
you got going on here, okay?

708
00:39:28,989 --> 00:39:30,991
Now, who are you? What is going--?

709
00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:41,251
No.

710
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:49,510
Osborn?

711
00:40:12,407 --> 00:40:13,138
Doctor--?

712
00:40:21,124 --> 00:40:25,337
Be careful what you wish for, Parker.

713
00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:26,964
Let me out of here!

714
00:40:27,047 --> 00:40:29,091
Can you please explain to me
what is going on?

715
00:40:29,174 --> 00:40:30,801
That little spell that you botched

716
00:40:30,884 --> 00:40:33,679
where you wanted everyone
to forget that Peter Parker's Spider-Man,

717
00:40:33,762 --> 00:40:36,682
it started pulling in everyone
who knows Peter Parker's Spider-Man

718
00:40:36,765 --> 00:40:39,434
from every universe into this one.

719
00:40:40,519 --> 00:40:43,480
-From every universe?
-Who are you? And where am I?

720
00:40:43,564 --> 00:40:46,066
I think it's better we don't engage
with them because, frankly,

721
00:40:46,149 --> 00:40:50,279
the multiverse is a concept
about which we know frighteningly little.

722
00:40:50,904 --> 00:40:52,364
The multiverse is real?

723
00:40:53,147 --> 00:40:54,866
This shouldn't even be possible.

724
00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:57,202
-But I thought you stopped the spell.
-No, I contained it.

725
00:40:57,286 --> 00:40:59,538
But it would appear that
a few of them squeaked through.

726
00:40:59,621 --> 00:41:01,915
After you left,
I detected an otherworldly presence.

727
00:41:01,999 --> 00:41:04,751
I pursued it into the sewers,
where I found that...

728
00:41:05,419 --> 00:41:07,838
slimy, green son of a gun.

729
00:41:07,921 --> 00:41:10,215
Spell? As in magic?

730
00:41:10,799 --> 00:41:12,718
What is this, a birthday party?

731
00:41:12,801 --> 00:41:15,304
Who is this clown? What is this madness?

732
00:41:15,387 --> 00:41:18,765
Watch this. Do you know
a Peter Parker who's Spider-Man?

733
00:41:18,849 --> 00:41:20,309
-Yes.
-Is that him?

734
00:41:20,392 --> 00:41:21,893
-No.
-See?

735
00:41:23,478 --> 00:41:25,022
Okay, here's what we gotta do.

736
00:41:25,105 --> 00:41:27,441
I don't know how many of these--
visitors we've got--

737
00:41:27,524 --> 00:41:30,068
I saw another one on the bridge.

738
00:41:30,152 --> 00:41:33,614
He was like a...
like a flying green elf.

739
00:41:33,697 --> 00:41:35,699
Well, he sounds jolly.
Why don't you start with him.

740
00:41:35,782 --> 00:41:38,452
I need you to capture them,
bring them here while I figure out

741
00:41:38,535 --> 00:41:42,205
how to get them back
before they destroy the fabric of reality,

742
00:41:42,289 --> 00:41:44,082
or worse, Wong finds out.

743
00:41:44,666 --> 00:41:46,251
Uh, Doctor Strange?

744
00:41:46,335 --> 00:41:47,169
What?

745
00:41:47,669 --> 00:41:51,048
My friends and I just got a second
chance to get into MIT, and...

746
00:41:51,131 --> 00:41:53,925
if the school sees me
fighting these crazy monsters--

747
00:41:54,009 --> 00:41:55,719
-Hey, watch your mouth.
-I'm sorry, but--

748
00:41:55,802 --> 00:41:57,813
Are you seriously
still talking about college?

749
00:41:58,096 --> 00:41:58,940
Whoa--

750
00:42:03,769 --> 00:42:06,063
-Hey, what did you just do?
-This.

751
00:42:07,731 --> 00:42:09,775
Hey, you can't just-- Oh!

752
00:42:12,027 --> 00:42:14,946
-How did you do that?
-Lots of birthday parties.

753
00:42:18,992 --> 00:42:19,993
Whoa!

754
00:42:21,328 --> 00:42:22,621
Hey.

755
00:42:24,790 --> 00:42:25,666
Whoa.

756
00:42:25,749 --> 00:42:27,959
One shot, send them here, move on.
You're welcome.

757
00:42:28,043 --> 00:42:29,670
-Get to work.
-Sir?

758
00:42:30,212 --> 00:42:31,546
Now what?

759
00:42:32,673 --> 00:42:35,384
I know this is my mess,
and I swear that I'll fix it,

760
00:42:35,467 --> 00:42:37,010
but I'm gonna need help.

761
00:42:38,345 --> 00:42:39,304
Whoa.

762
00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:42,641
I can't believe
I'm in the Sanctum Sanctorum.

763
00:42:42,724 --> 00:42:43,934
Neither can I.

764
00:42:44,601 --> 00:42:47,145
So... how did you know
you were a man of magic?

765
00:42:47,229 --> 00:42:49,398
Because my nana says
that we have it in our family,

766
00:42:49,481 --> 00:42:52,526
-and sometimes I get these tinglings in my hands--
-You should talk to your physician.

767
00:42:52,609 --> 00:42:53,944
-Peter.
-Hey.

768
00:42:54,027 --> 00:42:55,821
-Hey. Hey.
-Hey. Hey.

769
00:42:55,904 --> 00:42:57,447
I'm so sorry for dragging you into this.

770
00:42:57,531 --> 00:43:00,325
-You just gotta help me find these guys.
-You don't have to apologize, okay?

771
00:43:00,409 --> 00:43:02,494
You got us
a second shot at MIT. It's fine.

772
00:43:02,577 --> 00:43:05,163
So how did the bad guys get here?

773
00:43:05,247 --> 00:43:08,375
We screwed up a spell
trying to get you into college.

774
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:11,211
-You did it with magic?
-Wait what? I thought it was the MIT lady you saved.

775
00:43:11,294 --> 00:43:14,548
Uh, no, that was after. Listen,
let's just focus on the good news, okay?

776
00:43:14,631 --> 00:43:16,341
No, let's just focus on the bad news.

777
00:43:16,425 --> 00:43:20,512
As of now, you have detected
zero multiversal trespassers,

778
00:43:20,595 --> 00:43:24,850
so get on your phones,
scour the Internet, and...

779
00:43:24,933 --> 00:43:26,268
Scooby-Doo this shit.

780
00:43:27,269 --> 00:43:31,231
You're telling us what to do, even though
it was your spell that got screwed up,

781
00:43:31,314 --> 00:43:33,400
meaning that all this is your mess.

782
00:43:33,483 --> 00:43:38,238
You know, I know a couple of magic
words myself, starting with the word "please."

783
00:43:41,116 --> 00:43:43,660
Please, Scooby-Doo this shit.

784
00:43:44,369 --> 00:43:46,246
You can work in the undercroft.

785
00:43:46,788 --> 00:43:49,124
The undercroft?

786
00:43:54,004 --> 00:43:55,046
Badass.

787
00:43:58,216 --> 00:43:59,092
Oh...

788
00:44:01,803 --> 00:44:04,765
-Guys listen, about this whole spell thing--
-It's totally okay.

789
00:44:04,848 --> 00:44:07,434
-Wait, really?
-Yeah. I mean, I get it.

790
00:44:07,517 --> 00:44:11,730
You were just trying
to fix things, and so...

791
00:44:11,813 --> 00:44:14,524
Maybe just run it by us next time,
you know?

792
00:44:14,608 --> 00:44:17,068
That way, when you're thinking,
"I'm about to do something

793
00:44:17,152 --> 00:44:19,821
that could break the universe,"

794
00:44:19,905 --> 00:44:23,158
we could, like, help you
workshop something or...

795
00:44:23,784 --> 00:44:26,411
brainstorm ideas.

796
00:44:28,538 --> 00:44:29,372
Deal.

797
00:44:30,957 --> 00:44:32,000
Ned?

798
00:44:32,751 --> 00:44:36,630
Oh, dude, I don't care.
It's seriously not a big deal. Um--

799
00:44:36,713 --> 00:44:37,964
Oh!

800
00:44:38,048 --> 00:44:40,175
A torture rack.

801
00:44:41,968 --> 00:44:43,553
That is a Pilates machine.

802
00:44:44,346 --> 00:44:45,680
-That is--
-The crypt.

803
00:44:45,764 --> 00:44:47,933
Okay, so we get the rest of the guys,

804
00:44:48,016 --> 00:44:50,018
you zap them,
Doctor Magic will send them back,

805
00:44:50,101 --> 00:44:54,105
and when we get into MIT,
round of stale doughnuts, my treat.

806
00:44:54,189 --> 00:44:55,899
Let's catch some multiverse men.

807
00:44:55,982 --> 00:44:58,944
Hey!
Who the hell are these two?

808
00:44:59,027 --> 00:45:01,571
-These are my friends. This is MJ. And uh, this is Ned.
-Hey.

809
00:45:01,655 --> 00:45:02,489
Hello.

810
00:45:03,031 --> 00:45:06,451
-Uh, I'm sorry, what was your name again?
-Dr. Otto Octavius.

811
00:45:11,456 --> 00:45:13,166
Wait, no seriously, what's your actual name?

812
00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:14,751
Oh, is that a dinosaur?

813
00:46:05,468 --> 00:46:06,303
What?

814
00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:10,765
What are you looking at?

815
00:46:12,559 --> 00:46:14,978
<i>If the paint won't come off,
come by the shelter and I'll get it out.</i>

816
00:46:15,061 --> 00:46:17,772
No, no, no, May.
We gotta find these guys first.

817
00:46:17,856 --> 00:46:19,941
<i>Well, finish your mission and then come by.</i>

818
00:46:20,025 --> 00:46:21,484
<i>We're having a canned-food drive.</i>

819
00:46:22,193 --> 00:46:24,321
-That could work.
-I... I got one! I got one! I got one!

820
00:46:24,404 --> 00:46:25,697
-Well May, I gotta go. I'll call you back.
<i>-Okay. Love you.</i>

821
00:46:25,780 --> 00:46:27,866
I mean, you can take
the guy out of the chair,

822
00:46:27,949 --> 00:46:30,118
but you can't take
the chair out of the guy.

823
00:46:30,201 --> 00:46:32,537
-What'd you find?
-So, there's a...

824
00:46:32,621 --> 00:46:36,291
A disturbance near a military
research facility outside of the city,

825
00:46:36,374 --> 00:46:40,170
and witnesses say that they saw
a monster flying through the air.

826
00:46:41,546 --> 00:46:43,632
It's gotta be the guy
I saw on the bridge, right?

827
00:46:43,715 --> 00:46:45,008
That's impossible.

828
00:46:47,594 --> 00:46:48,803
You know him, don't you?

829
00:46:49,971 --> 00:46:51,973
On the bridge, you said his name.

830
00:46:53,308 --> 00:46:54,643
Norman Osborn.

831
00:46:55,518 --> 00:46:58,772
Brilliant scientist. Military research.

832
00:47:00,023 --> 00:47:02,776
But he was greedy, misguided.

833
00:47:03,485 --> 00:47:07,113
-What happened to him?
-We tire of your questions, boy!

834
00:47:08,448 --> 00:47:09,699
Okay. Um...

835
00:47:10,659 --> 00:47:13,995
-I gotta go. Where am I going?
-It can't be him.

836
00:47:16,081 --> 00:47:17,248
Why?

837
00:47:17,332 --> 00:47:20,794
Because Norman Osborn died years ago.

838
00:47:22,045 --> 00:47:24,214
So either we saw someone else...

839
00:47:25,799 --> 00:47:30,679
or you're flying out
into the darkness to fight a ghost.

840
00:47:54,119 --> 00:47:56,871
Keep an eye out on the trees.
We don't really know where this guy is.

841
00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:02,752
I genuinely don't know
how you do this without throwing up.

842
00:48:20,812 --> 00:48:23,440
-Did you guys see that?
<i>-Um...</i>

843
00:48:23,523 --> 00:48:25,525
<i>-No.</i>
-<i>It's... it's really dark.</i>

844
00:48:37,996 --> 00:48:39,706
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

845
00:48:46,588 --> 00:48:47,797
<i>What's happening?</i>

846
00:48:47,881 --> 00:48:49,049
<i>Peter, what is it?</i>

847
00:48:51,426 --> 00:48:52,969
<i>Are... are you getting the tingle thing?</i>

848
00:48:53,053 --> 00:48:55,472
<i>Is the tingle happening?
Is your tingle tingling?</i>

849
00:49:04,564 --> 00:49:06,483
-Are you guys seeing this?
<i>-Yeah.</i>

850
00:49:07,233 --> 00:49:09,611
<i>-Osborn?</i>
-No. He was green. This guy's blue.

851
00:49:10,445 --> 00:49:14,491
Uh, you wouldn't happen
to be from another universe, would you?

852
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,576
<i>What's he doing?</i>

853
00:49:16,659 --> 00:49:19,829
<i>-I don't know. Looks like he's charging.</i>
-I don't like this. Just web him.

854
00:49:32,801 --> 00:49:36,054
<i>Go left! Left, dude, left!
Left! Go! Left! Yes!</i>

855
00:49:36,137 --> 00:49:40,016
<i>What are you talking about? Right.
Go to the right! Right! Right!</i>

856
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:43,853
<i>-He means right. Don't listen to him.</i>
-This is not helping!

857
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:53,154
Oh, no, no, no.
What happened? Peter? Peter.

858
00:50:00,787 --> 00:50:01,788
Whoa!

859
00:50:01,871 --> 00:50:06,376
Peter, it's me, Flint Marko. You remember?

860
00:50:06,459 --> 00:50:09,629
-Uh, I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter.
-What do you mean, you're not my Peter?

861
00:50:09,711 --> 00:50:11,184
What the hell is going on?

862
00:50:11,212 --> 00:50:13,716
I'll explain everything, but first,
can you help me stop this guy?

863
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,677
-Okay.
-You try to surround him,

864
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,804
and I'll pull the plug.
All right, let's go!

865
00:50:32,026 --> 00:50:34,821
I can't hold him much longer.

866
00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:37,407
I got it, I got it!

867
00:51:05,018 --> 00:51:07,312
Different Peter. Weird.

868
00:51:07,395 --> 00:51:10,440
-Thanks. Sorry.
-Don't worry about it.

869
00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:20,200
I got my body back.

870
00:51:21,075 --> 00:51:22,160
Hey. Um...

871
00:51:22,869 --> 00:51:26,623
This is gonna sound really crazy,
but, uh, this isn't your universe.

872
00:51:26,706 --> 00:51:28,333
-Another universe?
-Uh-huh.

873
00:51:28,416 --> 00:51:30,084
-What?
-That's what I was feeling.

874
00:51:30,919 --> 00:51:33,046
The power, it's different.

875
00:51:34,797 --> 00:51:35,798
I like it.

876
00:51:38,009 --> 00:51:41,387
-Easy, buddy.
-It's actually my fault that you're here.

877
00:51:41,471 --> 00:51:44,557
Like... like, the universe or the woods?

878
00:51:45,391 --> 00:51:46,309
I hate the woods.

879
00:51:46,392 --> 00:51:48,311
I meant the universe, sir.

880
00:51:48,394 --> 00:51:51,773
So, what, y'all just gonna stand here
and act like I ain't butt-ass naked?

881
00:51:51,856 --> 00:51:54,067
-I am.
-Uh, no, no. Uh--

882
00:51:54,150 --> 00:51:55,151
I, uh...

883
00:52:07,121 --> 00:52:09,791
What was that?
What did you just do to him?

884
00:52:09,874 --> 00:52:11,584
-No, no, no. It's okay, it's okay...
-Did you kill him?

885
00:52:11,668 --> 00:52:14,045
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen, I can explain
everything. You just have to trust me.

886
00:52:14,128 --> 00:52:16,881
-Please, just trust me.
-I don't trust you. I don't know you.

887
00:52:18,967 --> 00:52:21,094
Ugh. What is this?

888
00:52:22,428 --> 00:52:24,013
You picked the wrong side.

889
00:52:26,683 --> 00:52:27,850
Connors?

890
00:52:29,352 --> 00:52:31,521
Wait. You know this creature?

891
00:52:31,604 --> 00:52:34,649
No, no, no, no.
Not a creature. A man.

892
00:52:34,732 --> 00:52:36,943
Whoa. The same universes.

893
00:52:37,026 --> 00:52:41,072
Dr. Curt Connors. He was a scientist
at Oscorp when I worked there.

894
00:52:41,155 --> 00:52:43,199
A brilliant scientist.

895
00:52:43,283 --> 00:52:44,909
Until he turned himself into a lizard.

896
00:52:44,993 --> 00:52:47,120
Then he tried to turn
the whole city into lizards.

897
00:52:47,203 --> 00:52:49,622
-It was crazy.
-It wasn't crazy, Max.

898
00:52:49,706 --> 00:52:51,833
It was the next step in human evolution.

899
00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:54,002
-The dinosaur can talk. Right.
-Lizard.

900
00:52:54,085 --> 00:52:55,670
Speaking of which, what happened to you?

901
00:52:55,753 --> 00:52:59,507
Last I recall, you had bad teeth,
glasses and a comb-over.

902
00:52:59,590 --> 00:53:01,384
Did you get a makeover?

903
00:53:02,218 --> 00:53:04,721
You know I can give you a real makeover.

904
00:53:04,804 --> 00:53:06,180
Let me guess, into a lizard?

905
00:53:06,264 --> 00:53:08,850
-Exactly.
-Would you two just shut up?

906
00:53:08,933 --> 00:53:10,643
-Where are we?
-It's complicated.

907
00:53:10,727 --> 00:53:13,354
-A wizard's dungeon.
-Wizard's... wizard's dungeon?

908
00:53:13,438 --> 00:53:17,108
There's no real way to sugarcoat that.
It's literally the dungeon of a wizard.

909
00:53:17,191 --> 00:53:18,693
You can keep your magic.

910
00:53:19,861 --> 00:53:22,488
I want a taste of that energy I just felt.

911
00:53:25,950 --> 00:53:28,911
-Oh, Peter, hey.
-Hey, uh, did those guys come through yet?

912
00:53:28,995 --> 00:53:30,997
There should be an electric guy
and a sand guy.

913
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,624
Yeah, they're... they're all here and locked up.

914
00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:36,627
Okay, perfect. I'm gonna just stay here for
a bit and try and fix some of this damage

915
00:53:36,711 --> 00:53:38,463
so they don't blame it on me again.

916
00:53:38,546 --> 00:53:40,882
<i>-Okay.</i>
-But, hey, I, uh...

917
00:53:41,883 --> 00:53:44,594
I couldn't do any of this without you,
so thank you.

918
00:53:44,677 --> 00:53:45,511
<i>Yeah, of course.</i>

919
00:53:46,262 --> 00:53:48,890
Hey, ask him
if this is like a tree monster

920
00:53:48,973 --> 00:53:51,351
or like a scientist
that turned into a tree.

921
00:53:51,434 --> 00:53:53,061
It's just a tree, man.

922
00:53:53,644 --> 00:53:54,854
Just a tree.

923
00:54:11,537 --> 00:54:15,375
<i>Coward. We have a new world to conquer.</i>

924
00:54:17,335 --> 00:54:18,795
<i>You make me sick.</i>

925
00:54:18,878 --> 00:54:20,671
Leave me alone, please.

926
00:54:20,755 --> 00:54:23,383
<i>Hiding in the shadows.</i>

927
00:54:23,925 --> 00:54:26,177
<i>Hiding from who you truly are.</i>

928
00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:29,806
-No.
<i>-You can't escape yourself.</i>

929
00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:48,032
-Hey, May.
<i>-Hey, Peter. I'm at work,</i>

930
00:54:48,116 --> 00:54:51,452
<i>and, um, one of the guys
you're looking for just walked in.</i>

931
00:55:00,503 --> 00:55:03,005
May? Where's May? Thank you.

932
00:55:06,384 --> 00:55:07,218
May.

933
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,997
Ah. Hey, here he is.

934
00:55:11,180 --> 00:55:14,434
Norman, this is my nephew.

935
00:55:15,977 --> 00:55:18,563
Norman Osborn? I thought that you were--

936
00:55:18,646 --> 00:55:22,233
I saw Spider-Man in an ad for this place.

937
00:55:23,192 --> 00:55:25,069
And I thought he could help me.

938
00:55:25,695 --> 00:55:26,988
But you're not him.

939
00:55:27,571 --> 00:55:29,407
Wait, so you want Spider-Man's help?

940
00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:31,200
He... he just wandered in.

941
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,997
I didn't know where else to go.

942
00:55:37,498 --> 00:55:39,542
Someone's living in my house.

943
00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:43,129
Oscorp doesn't exist.

944
00:55:45,006 --> 00:55:46,132
My son...

945
00:55:50,178 --> 00:55:53,139
Sometimes I'm not myself.

946
00:55:54,557 --> 00:55:57,727
-I'm... someone else.
-Mm-hm.

947
00:55:57,810 --> 00:56:00,271
And every time he's in control,
I can't remember.

948
00:56:00,354 --> 00:56:02,648
-Who's in control?
-And now I'm here, in this place--

949
00:56:02,732 --> 00:56:03,802
-Norman, who's in control?
-In this city, and I don't--

950
00:56:03,932 --> 00:56:06,102
I don't know what's going on with me.

951
00:56:06,185 --> 00:56:09,572
-Okay, it's okay.
-And I don't-- It doesn't make sense.

952
00:56:10,656 --> 00:56:12,450
He's lost.

953
00:56:12,533 --> 00:56:16,078
And I don't mean just in the cosmos.
I mean in his mind.

954
00:56:19,081 --> 00:56:20,249
Are they all like this?

955
00:56:21,209 --> 00:56:22,251
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

956
00:56:22,335 --> 00:56:25,713
Well, I mean, they all have their own
mental or physical issues.

957
00:56:25,796 --> 00:56:28,716
Oh, well, he needs help,
and maybe they all do.

958
00:56:29,634 --> 00:56:32,845
Wait, you don't mean--?
No, May, th... this isn't my problem.

959
00:56:32,929 --> 00:56:34,847
Peter, not your problem?

960
00:56:34,931 --> 00:56:35,765
Hmm?

961
00:56:35,848 --> 00:56:39,752
May, their chance of getting help is
way better back where they came from.

962
00:56:40,678 --> 00:56:44,273
Sending them home, that's the best thing
that we can do for them.

963
00:56:44,357 --> 00:56:46,609
For them? Or for yourself?

964
00:56:49,695 --> 00:56:52,949
Look around you. This is what we do.

965
00:56:53,032 --> 00:56:56,869
-We help people.
-This is what's best for them.

966
00:56:57,828 --> 00:56:58,829
Trust me.

967
00:57:04,627 --> 00:57:07,213
I'm now joined by supervisor Walter Burke,

968
00:57:07,296 --> 00:57:10,007
who was at the scene
of tonight's disturbance.

969
00:57:10,091 --> 00:57:14,053
Mr. Burke, you're saying
you saw Spider-Man, with your own eyes,

970
00:57:14,136 --> 00:57:16,472
destroying multiple power lines?

971
00:57:16,639 --> 00:57:18,558
<i>Uh... Yes. Yes, sir, he did.</i>

972
00:57:19,433 --> 00:57:20,601
There you have it, folks.

973
00:57:20,685 --> 00:57:23,229
Firsthand, from an unimpeachable witness,

974
00:57:23,312 --> 00:57:26,399
the Teen Terror attacking
our electrical grid.

975
00:57:26,483 --> 00:57:27,886
<i>-Uh, yeah, he was, uh--

976
00:57:27,983 --> 00:57:30,486
<i>-yeah, he talking to the Dirt Man.</i>
-Beg your pardon?

977
00:57:30,570 --> 00:57:34,156
<i>Yeah, he was... he talking to the Dirt Man
before, uh, they worked together</i>

978
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,294
<i>to make the Power Monster disappear
with what appeared to be a sparkle web.</i>

979
00:57:38,378 --> 00:57:40,329
-Uh huh.
<i>-Yeah. Thank you very much.</i>

980
00:57:40,413 --> 00:57:41,290
Well, that, uh...

981
00:57:42,373 --> 00:57:44,875
We'll have to circle back
and confirm this, folks.

982
00:57:44,959 --> 00:57:49,797
And I'll talk to my producer to see if we can
find out what's in Mr. Burke's thermos.

983
00:57:50,423 --> 00:57:54,135
But the fact remains,
Spider-Man is a menace.

984
00:57:55,052 --> 00:57:59,265
{\an8}We'll be right back after a brief word
from <i>Daily Bugle</i> Supplements.

985
00:57:59,348 --> 00:58:02,143
{\an8}The only other daily fix you need.

986
00:58:02,226 --> 00:58:03,269
And we're out.

987
00:58:06,272 --> 00:58:07,106
What?

988
00:58:10,359 --> 00:58:11,527
I got eyes on him.

989
00:58:11,611 --> 00:58:13,821
<i>-He's with his aunt and some guy I don't know.</i>
-You sure?

990
00:58:13,904 --> 00:58:16,741
<i>-They're just leaving the shelter.</i>
-Okay. Don't lose him.

991
00:58:28,127 --> 00:58:30,755
Thanks, May. Hope to see you again.

992
00:58:30,838 --> 00:58:34,759
Hey. He trusts you. So do I.

993
00:58:36,927 --> 00:58:38,179
Thanks for cleaning my suit.

994
00:58:39,388 --> 00:58:40,264
I'll see you later.

995
00:58:42,808 --> 00:58:45,603
-Um, guys, this is Mr. Osborn.
-Hey, it's "doctor."

996
00:58:45,686 --> 00:58:47,938
Sorry. um, Dr. Osborn, these are my friends.

997
00:58:48,022 --> 00:58:49,357
This is Ned and MJ.

998
00:58:50,024 --> 00:58:53,694
-Mary Jane?
-It's Michelle Jones, actually.

999
00:58:55,279 --> 00:58:56,614
Fascinating.

1000
00:59:00,868 --> 00:59:02,953
Do you think there are other Ned Leedses?

1001
00:59:16,384 --> 00:59:17,677
Octavius?

1002
00:59:21,764 --> 00:59:22,973
Osborn?

1003
00:59:23,974 --> 00:59:25,226
What... what happened to you?

1004
00:59:25,309 --> 00:59:26,435
What happened to--?

1005
00:59:27,895 --> 00:59:30,648
-You're the walking corpse.
-What... what do you mean?

1006
00:59:30,731 --> 00:59:33,275
You died, Norman.

1007
00:59:33,759 --> 00:59:34,944
Years ago.

1008
00:59:35,903 --> 00:59:37,488
You're insane.

1009
00:59:37,571 --> 00:59:38,572
God, I love it here.

1010
00:59:38,956 --> 00:59:41,992
What are you talking about?
He's standing right there.

1011
00:59:42,076 --> 00:59:43,160
-He's not--
-Dead.

1012
00:59:44,245 --> 00:59:46,956
They both died, fighting Spider-Man.

1013
00:59:50,801 --> 00:59:52,537
It was all over the news.

1014
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:57,758
Green Goblin, impaled
by the glider you flew around on.

1015
00:59:58,426 --> 01:00:02,471
And a couple of years later, you, Doc Ock,

1016
01:00:02,555 --> 01:00:05,599
-drowned in the river with your machine.
-That's Nonsense.

1017
01:00:06,434 --> 01:00:10,896
Spider-Man was trying to stop
my fusion reactor, so I stopped him.

1018
01:00:11,647 --> 01:00:15,234
I had him by the throat, and then I...

1019
01:00:20,239 --> 01:00:21,574
And then I was here.

1020
01:00:21,657 --> 01:00:23,743
Ah, please.
Let me tell you something.

1021
01:00:23,826 --> 01:00:25,870
I was whupping Spider-Man's ass.

1022
01:00:25,953 --> 01:00:28,497
He'll tell you.
And then he caused an overload.

1023
01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:30,791
I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data.

1024
01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:33,252
I was about to turn
into pure energy, and then...

1025
01:00:33,335 --> 01:00:34,253
And then, uh...

1026
01:00:35,337 --> 01:00:37,381
And then-- Oh, shit.

1027
01:00:38,758 --> 01:00:43,137
-I was about to die.
-Max, do you know? Do I die?

1028
01:00:46,348 --> 01:00:48,684
-Oh, great. You caught another one.
-No, no, no, wait, Strange.

1029
01:00:48,768 --> 01:00:50,436
He's not dangerous.

1030
01:00:52,396 --> 01:00:53,773
It's okay. Um...

1031
01:00:56,567 --> 01:00:57,485
What is that?

1032
01:00:58,068 --> 01:01:00,780
It's an ancient relic.
The Macchina di Kadavus.

1033
01:01:00,863 --> 01:01:04,158
I've trapped your corrupted spell inside,
and once I finish the proper ritual,

1034
01:01:04,241 --> 01:01:08,287
it'll reverse the spell and send
these guys back to their universes.

1035
01:01:08,370 --> 01:01:10,873
And then what? We perish?

1036
01:01:10,956 --> 01:01:12,666
No. No, thanks. I'll pass on that.

1037
01:01:12,750 --> 01:01:15,753
Let me out of here. Peter!

1038
01:01:16,337 --> 01:01:19,632
Strange, we can't send them back. Not yet.

1039
01:01:20,382 --> 01:01:21,217
Why?

1040
01:01:23,093 --> 01:01:26,472
-Well, some of these guys are gonna die.
-Parker.

1041
01:01:27,181 --> 01:01:28,891
It's their fate.

1042
01:01:29,975 --> 01:01:31,352
Come on, have a heart.

1043
01:01:33,646 --> 01:01:36,232
In the grand calculus of the multiverse,

1044
01:01:36,857 --> 01:01:40,653
their sacrifice means infinitely more
than their lives.

1045
01:01:46,450 --> 01:01:47,535
I'm sorry, kid.

1046
01:01:48,744 --> 01:01:51,080
If they die, they die.

1047
01:02:05,052 --> 01:02:06,053
Peter!

1048
01:02:19,692 --> 01:02:20,651
Don't.

1049
01:02:23,529 --> 01:02:25,698
-Dude, what are you doing?
-Peter, you gotta go. Go!

1050
01:02:25,781 --> 01:02:26,782
-Okay.
-Get out of here.

1051
01:02:29,118 --> 01:02:30,870
This is why I never had kids.

1052
01:02:45,342 --> 01:02:46,677
-Give me the box.
-No.

1053
01:02:48,053 --> 01:02:49,013
Whoa!

1054
01:03:05,154 --> 01:03:06,530
Oh, my God, I'm dead.

1055
01:03:06,614 --> 01:03:09,533
You're not dead, you've just been
separated from your physical form.

1056
01:03:09,617 --> 01:03:11,577
My... my physical-- What?

1057
01:03:12,494 --> 01:03:14,330
How are you doing that?

1058
01:03:14,413 --> 01:03:18,000
-I have no idea.
-You should not be able to do that.

1059
01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:19,543
This feels amazing.

1060
01:03:30,596 --> 01:03:32,556
That might be one of the coolest
things that's ever happened to me,

1061
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,099
but don't ever do that again.

1062
01:03:40,773 --> 01:03:42,232
Hey! Get off of me!

1063
01:04:30,864 --> 01:04:31,865
What is this place?

1064
01:04:31,949 --> 01:04:34,785
The Mirror Dimension,
where I'm in control.

1065
01:04:43,961 --> 01:04:46,663
Strange, stop!
Can we please just talk about this?

1066
01:04:46,947 --> 01:04:49,550
Parker, don't you realize
that in the multiverse,

1067
01:04:49,633 --> 01:04:54,221
there are an infinite number of people
who know Peter Parker is Spider-Man?

1068
01:04:54,304 --> 01:04:57,182
And if that spell gets loose,
they're all coming here.

1069
01:04:57,266 --> 01:05:00,019
Look, I know, I get it,
but we can't just send them home to die.

1070
01:05:00,102 --> 01:05:01,311
It's their fate.

1071
01:05:02,062 --> 01:05:04,982
You can't change that any more
than you could change who they are.

1072
01:05:05,065 --> 01:05:08,277
Well, what if we could?
What if we could change their fate?

1073
01:05:09,903 --> 01:05:11,447
Whoa. What are you doing?

1074
01:05:16,577 --> 01:05:18,412
I'm not giving you the-- Whoa!

1075
01:05:29,256 --> 01:05:30,507
Give me that back!

1076
01:05:51,445 --> 01:05:53,697
Wait a minute.
Is that an Archimedean Spiral?

1077
01:05:53,781 --> 01:05:56,200
The mirror dimension is just geometry?
You're great at geometry.

1078
01:05:56,283 --> 01:05:57,568
You can do geometry.

1079
01:05:59,745 --> 01:06:01,663
Square the radius. Divide by pi.

1080
01:06:01,747 --> 01:06:04,458
-Plot points along the curve.
-It's over, Parker.

1081
01:06:04,958 --> 01:06:06,585
I'll come pick you up when it's done.

1082
01:06:09,463 --> 01:06:10,506
Hey, Strange.

1083
01:06:11,381 --> 01:06:12,925
You know what's cooler than magic?

1084
01:06:17,012 --> 01:06:19,306
-Math.
-Don't do this.

1085
01:06:22,309 --> 01:06:24,269
-Ow.
-I'm sorry, sir, but...

1086
01:06:28,899 --> 01:06:30,150
I have to try.

1087
01:06:33,086 --> 01:06:33,989
Dude, what happened?

1088
01:06:34,012 --> 01:06:35,823
I just had a fight with
Doctor Strange and I totally won.

1089
01:06:35,906 --> 01:06:37,741
-What?
-Look I stole his ring thing.

1090
01:06:37,825 --> 01:06:38,742
Whoa.

1091
01:06:38,826 --> 01:06:40,788
Uh, I was swinging through the city,
and then I went through this--

1092
01:06:40,886 --> 01:06:42,788
massive mirror thing,

1093
01:06:42,871 --> 01:06:44,498
-and then I was back--
-Where is he? Where is he?

1094
01:06:44,581 --> 01:06:46,416
Uh, he's trapped,
but I'm not sure for how long.

1095
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:48,502
You could have left us to die.

1096
01:06:48,685 --> 01:06:50,045
Why didn't you?

1097
01:06:50,129 --> 01:06:51,588
'Cause that's not who he is.

1098
01:06:54,967 --> 01:06:57,010
I think I can help you guys.

1099
01:06:57,094 --> 01:06:59,805
If I can fix what happened to you,
then when you go back,

1100
01:06:59,888 --> 01:07:03,308
things will be different,
and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.

1101
01:07:03,392 --> 01:07:05,686
-What do you mean "fix us"?
-Look, our technology is advanced--

1102
01:07:05,769 --> 01:07:10,232
I can help you. You know,
I'm something of a scientist myself.

1103
01:07:12,276 --> 01:07:14,111
Octavius knows what I can do.

1104
01:07:14,194 --> 01:07:16,738
Fix? You mean like a dog?

1105
01:07:16,822 --> 01:07:18,157
I refuse.

1106
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,909
I can't promise you guys anything,
but at least this way,

1107
01:07:20,993 --> 01:07:23,203
you get to go home and have a chance.

1108
01:07:23,287 --> 01:07:24,454
A second chance.

1109
01:07:25,122 --> 01:07:26,957
I mean, come on,
isn't that worth trying?

1110
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:30,669
Trust me, Peter,
when you try to fix people,

1111
01:07:30,752 --> 01:07:33,463
there are always consequences.

1112
01:07:33,547 --> 01:07:36,758
I mean, you don't have to come.
I also didn't know that you could talk.

1113
01:07:37,142 --> 01:07:38,302
But if you stay here...

1114
01:07:39,385 --> 01:07:40,762
you're gonna have to deal
with the wizard.

1115
01:07:40,846 --> 01:07:45,350
Ah. So we go along or die.
Not much of a choice, is it?

1116
01:07:45,434 --> 01:07:46,852
I just wanna go home.

1117
01:07:46,935 --> 01:07:50,647
Well, I myself, don't wanna be killed,
especially by a guy dressed

1118
01:07:50,731 --> 01:07:54,234
like Dungeons and Dragons,
so, what's your plan?

1119
01:07:55,694 --> 01:07:57,362
I have it all under control.

1120
01:08:00,908 --> 01:08:02,910
What are we gonna do about this thing?

1121
01:08:02,993 --> 01:08:05,537
Uh, well, we need to find
somewhere safe for it, right?

1122
01:08:05,621 --> 01:08:07,831
-You gotta take it.
-Wait, what?

1123
01:08:07,915 --> 01:08:09,851
If something bad happens,
I'll text and then you just

1124
01:08:09,903 --> 01:08:11,452
push this and then it's all over,
and then I'll be gone.

1125
01:08:11,535 --> 01:08:13,128
Yeah, but we're going with you,
we're not gonna leave you.

1126
01:08:13,212 --> 01:08:14,463
You can't with me.
It's too dangerous.

1127
01:08:14,546 --> 01:08:16,548
-You guys have already done enough.
-Peter, we're in this together.

1128
01:08:16,632 --> 01:08:18,727
I know we're in this together,
Ned, but I can't do this

1129
01:08:18,732 --> 01:08:20,177
if I know that you're in danger.

1130
01:08:20,260 --> 01:08:23,013
Okay? So for me, MJ,
please just take this.

1131
01:08:25,974 --> 01:08:27,893
-Please.
-Fine.

1132
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:29,611
-Thank you.
-But, Peter,

1133
01:08:29,695 --> 01:08:32,147
I swear if I don't hear from you,
I'm pressing the button.

1134
01:08:32,231 --> 01:08:34,441
-Sure.
-Okay. And I will do it.

1135
01:08:35,901 --> 01:08:37,569
Yeah, we all believe you, Michelle.

1136
01:08:37,653 --> 01:08:40,530
No way that's his girlfriend. No way.

1137
01:08:40,614 --> 01:08:43,242
-She'll do it.
-Absolutely, she will.

1138
01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:47,496
-Okay. See you later.
-Be safe.

1139
01:08:47,579 --> 01:08:48,789
-You too.
-Okay.

1140
01:08:50,749 --> 01:08:51,750
Whoa.

1141
01:08:53,001 --> 01:08:53,835
Okay.

1142
01:08:56,129 --> 01:08:57,589
-Be careful, okay?
-Yeah. You too.

1143
01:09:05,555 --> 01:09:06,390
So, uh...

1144
01:09:08,016 --> 01:09:09,309
who's coming with me?

1145
01:09:13,605 --> 01:09:14,439
Well, I'm in.

1146
01:09:15,148 --> 01:09:17,567
But, if this goes sideways...

1147
01:09:18,819 --> 01:09:20,821
I'mma fry you from the inside out.

1148
01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:36,128
My client has nothing to do
with the missing technology.

1149
01:09:36,211 --> 01:09:38,338
He's a law-abiding citizen.
He has nothing to hide.

1150
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:39,881
That's right.

1151
01:09:53,812 --> 01:09:56,648
<i>-Where's Connors?</i>
-<i>-He told me he wants to stay in the truck.</i>

1152
01:09:56,732 --> 01:09:59,526
<i>-Okay.</i>
-Mr. Hogan, is something wrong?

1153
01:10:00,861 --> 01:10:01,862
Happy.

1154
01:10:03,030 --> 01:10:05,032
Stop sweating.

1155
01:10:05,907 --> 01:10:07,075
How do you do that?

1156
01:10:08,243 --> 01:10:10,954
-Yeah?
-I feel kinda bad using Happy's place like this.

1157
01:10:11,038 --> 01:10:13,040
No, no, no. He... he'll get over it.

1158
01:10:13,915 --> 01:10:17,002
<i>The majority of New Yorkers
oppose the Statue of Liberty renovation...</i>

1159
01:10:17,085 --> 01:10:17,919
Oh, sorry.

1160
01:10:18,962 --> 01:10:21,048
So this is your plan, Peter? Hmm?

1161
01:10:21,131 --> 01:10:22,466
No lab, no facilities?

1162
01:10:22,549 --> 01:10:25,260
Just performing miracles
in a condominium? Hmm?

1163
01:10:25,344 --> 01:10:28,555
What, you gonna cook us some cures
and some frozen burritos in a microwave?

1164
01:10:28,638 --> 01:10:31,641
-I could go for a burrito.
-He's gonna kill us all.

1165
01:10:31,725 --> 01:10:33,018
Well, let's hope not.

1166
01:10:33,769 --> 01:10:35,896
-You're up first, Doc.
-What?

1167
01:10:35,979 --> 01:10:37,564
Hey, I told you, I don't need fixing.

1168
01:10:38,357 --> 01:10:40,400
I don't need fixing!

1169
01:10:40,484 --> 01:10:44,821
Especially by a teenager using scraps
from a bachelor's junk drawer.

1170
01:10:44,905 --> 01:10:47,491
Nah, nah, nah.
He got something back there.

1171
01:10:48,033 --> 01:10:50,369
I can feel it. That weird energy.

1172
01:10:51,870 --> 01:10:54,373
-What the hell is that?
-It's a fabricator.

1173
01:10:54,998 --> 01:10:58,502
It can analyze, design,
construct basically anything.

1174
01:10:59,503 --> 01:11:01,755
I thought that was
the tanning bed Happy broke.

1175
01:11:04,633 --> 01:11:05,675
Look at that.

1176
01:11:13,058 --> 01:11:14,518
He's gonna kill us all.

1177
01:11:22,609 --> 01:11:23,735
Oh!

1178
01:11:23,819 --> 01:11:25,153
What's going on there?

1179
01:11:25,779 --> 01:11:28,949
So the chip in the back of Doc's
neck was designed to protect his brain

1180
01:11:29,032 --> 01:11:33,078
from the AI system that's controlling
these tentacles, but if you look here...

1181
01:11:35,122 --> 01:11:35,956
the chip is fried.

1182
01:11:36,039 --> 01:11:38,291
So rather than him being
in control of the tentacles,

1183
01:11:38,375 --> 01:11:40,460
the tentacles are now in control of him.

1184
01:11:40,544 --> 01:11:45,632
Which, I guess, explains why
he is so miserable all the time.

1185
01:11:45,841 --> 01:11:49,553
But, if you look here,
if I can introduce self--

1186
01:11:49,636 --> 01:11:52,556
Self-healing composite circuitry.

1187
01:11:53,974 --> 01:11:57,602
Exactly. So, theoretically,
I mean, if this were to work,

1188
01:11:57,686 --> 01:11:59,646
he would go back to the way he was.

1189
01:12:08,029 --> 01:12:08,864
Thirsty?

1190
01:12:12,159 --> 01:12:13,577
Well, yes, I am thirsty.

1191
01:12:14,327 --> 01:12:15,787
Fresh water or salt?

1192
01:12:16,788 --> 01:12:18,623
You know, because you're an octopus.

1193
01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:21,668
What?

1194
01:12:23,086 --> 01:12:24,463
Fresh water it is.

1195
01:12:25,589 --> 01:12:26,756
Look at this place.

1196
01:12:27,632 --> 01:12:30,844
-And all the possibilities.
-What, this condo?

1197
01:12:30,927 --> 01:12:34,014
Yeah, yeah, the condo.
I love the whole open floor plan. No.

1198
01:12:34,497 --> 01:12:36,308
Nah, man, I'm talking about the world.

1199
01:12:37,893 --> 01:12:39,186
I kind of like who I am here.

1200
01:12:41,062 --> 01:12:42,689
And all that power back there...

1201
01:12:43,857 --> 01:12:45,358
I could be so much more.

1202
01:12:46,610 --> 01:12:47,819
So why'd you come along?

1203
01:12:47,903 --> 01:12:50,697
I have a daughter, and I want to see her.

1204
01:12:50,780 --> 01:12:52,908
But he's not gonna send anyone home

1205
01:12:52,991 --> 01:12:55,827
till he's finished
his little science project back there.

1206
01:12:56,369 --> 01:12:57,621
You trust him?

1207
01:12:57,704 --> 01:12:58,997
I don't trust anyone.

1208
01:13:00,499 --> 01:13:02,584
-How'd you end up like that, anyway?
-Oh.

1209
01:13:04,002 --> 01:13:05,754
The place where I worked at,

1210
01:13:05,837 --> 01:13:10,592
they were experimenting with electricity
created by living organisms, and then, uh,...

1211
01:13:11,593 --> 01:13:13,803
I fell into a vat of electric eels.

1212
01:13:14,187 --> 01:13:16,950
You're kidding.
I fell into a supercollider.

1213
01:13:16,973 --> 01:13:17,807
Damn.

1214
01:13:18,934 --> 01:13:20,602
Gotta be careful where you fall.

1215
01:13:21,478 --> 01:13:22,812
Remarkable.

1216
01:13:24,773 --> 01:13:26,691
The technology and you.

1217
01:13:29,528 --> 01:13:30,862
When all this is over,

1218
01:13:31,613 --> 01:13:36,117
if you need a job and you're willing
to commute to another universe...

1219
01:13:42,707 --> 01:13:45,627
That worked. That totally worked!

1220
01:13:45,710 --> 01:13:48,922
-I got it. I did it. I did it. Will you send him up?
-Here we go.

1221
01:13:50,674 --> 01:13:52,133
-Sorry.
-Hold on, Doc.

1222
01:13:52,217 --> 01:13:54,803
Oh, will these humiliations never cease?

1223
01:13:54,886 --> 01:13:57,889
You, keep your science-fair project
away from me!

1224
01:13:57,973 --> 01:13:59,599
Hey, it'll work. Have faith.

1225
01:13:59,683 --> 01:14:02,686
Says the reckless fool
who turned himself into a monster.

1226
01:14:03,895 --> 01:14:05,814
Please stop moving your head.

1227
01:14:05,897 --> 01:14:08,359
-Hold still.
-Don't you dare.

1228
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:17,534
I swear, when I get out of this,
we're gonna rip you a new--

1229
01:14:22,038 --> 01:14:23,039
Doc?

1230
01:14:28,962 --> 01:14:29,796
Doc?

1231
01:14:31,923 --> 01:14:32,757
Doc?

1232
01:14:34,009 --> 01:14:34,740
Dr. Octav--

1233
01:14:42,058 --> 01:14:43,226
It's so quiet.

1234
01:14:47,147 --> 01:14:49,983
Those voices inside my head...

1235
01:14:55,363 --> 01:14:56,656
I'd almost forgotten.

1236
01:14:58,199 --> 01:14:59,159
Otto.

1237
01:15:00,493 --> 01:15:02,245
Yes. Norman.

1238
01:15:08,585 --> 01:15:09,794
It's me.

1239
01:15:12,047 --> 01:15:13,381
Would you look at that?

1240
01:15:33,985 --> 01:15:37,113
I'm grateful, dear boy. Truly.

1241
01:15:37,197 --> 01:15:38,490
Yeah, you're welcome.

1242
01:15:39,324 --> 01:15:40,325
How can I help?

1243
01:15:41,117 --> 01:15:43,203
<i>This is Peter. Leave a message.</i>

1244
01:15:44,621 --> 01:15:47,749
Ah, yeah, Peter, this is Happy.
I accessed my doorbell camera.

1245
01:15:47,832 --> 01:15:50,043
Who are those guys, huh? Is that a cyborg?

1246
01:15:50,126 --> 01:15:52,504
You bring a cyborg
with robot legs into my house?

1247
01:15:52,587 --> 01:15:55,090
Was one of the guys made of mud?
What's going on? Call me back.

1248
01:16:04,307 --> 01:16:05,809
How does it feel, Norman?

1249
01:16:07,102 --> 01:16:08,645
You're about to become whole again.

1250
01:16:10,146 --> 01:16:11,773
No more darker half.

1251
01:16:12,774 --> 01:16:13,608
Just you.

1252
01:16:14,859 --> 01:16:15,860
Just me.

1253
01:16:25,286 --> 01:16:26,371
Okay. Um...

1254
01:16:27,956 --> 01:16:29,416
It just goes right here. This...

1255
01:16:31,251 --> 01:16:32,752
That should be drawing power now.

1256
01:16:32,836 --> 01:16:34,843
I'm gonna come back in a second
just to check on it, but...

1257
01:16:35,632 --> 01:16:36,548
keep an eye on the lights.

1258
01:16:36,631 --> 01:16:39,551
When they're all green, it means all
the electricity in your body's dissipated.

1259
01:16:39,634 --> 01:16:40,988
Well, not all of the electricity. I mean,

1260
01:16:41,134 --> 01:16:43,388
obviously you know that you need
electricity for your brain to function.

1261
01:16:43,471 --> 01:16:44,848
Your... your nervous system is...

1262
01:16:45,473 --> 01:16:47,726
I'm not really sure
why I'm explaining electricity to you.

1263
01:16:47,809 --> 01:16:50,645
-Hmm. Yeah, can I ask you a question?
-Sure.

1264
01:16:50,729 --> 01:16:51,854
Are these your Legos?

1265
01:16:53,982 --> 01:16:56,151
Uh, I gotta go. I'll-- I'll be back.

1266
01:17:02,031 --> 01:17:04,534
-Something feels off.
-What do you mean?

1267
01:17:05,744 --> 01:17:08,037
-I don't like this.
-Leave it alone.

1268
01:17:08,121 --> 01:17:11,958
The sooner you guys get through this,
the sooner we go home.

1269
01:17:19,799 --> 01:17:22,093
-Well, where is he?
-Ah, he's inside.

1270
01:17:22,177 --> 01:17:23,845
And yet here we are, outside.

1271
01:17:23,928 --> 01:17:25,930
Did you not hear me say, "Don't lose him"?

1272
01:17:26,014 --> 01:17:27,932
I want incriminating footage
of Spider-Man.

1273
01:17:28,016 --> 01:17:29,976
I called Damage Control.
They're on their way.

1274
01:17:30,059 --> 01:17:31,603
And so it begins.

1275
01:17:31,686 --> 01:17:33,605
This place is about to be swarming with cops.

1276
01:17:52,707 --> 01:17:54,042
Peter?

1277
01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:56,336
What's wrong?

1278
01:17:57,712 --> 01:17:58,546
I don't know.

1279
01:17:59,714 --> 01:18:00,548
May?

1280
01:18:06,387 --> 01:18:07,931
What is it, Peter?

1281
01:18:14,938 --> 01:18:16,773
What's happening?

1282
01:18:23,238 --> 01:18:24,864
Why are you looking at me like that?

1283
01:18:40,588 --> 01:18:45,343
That's some neat trick,
that sense of yours.

1284
01:18:45,426 --> 01:18:48,930
-Norman?
-Norman's on sabbatical, honey.

1285
01:18:49,681 --> 01:18:51,891
-The hell?
-The Goblin.

1286
01:18:53,184 --> 01:18:57,897
"No more darker half"? Did you really
think that I'd let that happen?

1287
01:18:58,815 --> 01:19:02,277
That I'd let you take away my power
just because you're blind

1288
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:05,738
-to what true power can bring you?
-You don't know me.

1289
01:19:05,822 --> 01:19:07,031
Don't I?

1290
01:19:10,285 --> 01:19:13,037
I saw how she trapped you,

1291
01:19:13,121 --> 01:19:15,848
fighting her holy moral mission.

1292
01:19:18,501 --> 01:19:20,670
We don't need you to save us.

1293
01:19:20,753 --> 01:19:22,797
We don't need to be fixed.

1294
01:19:26,342 --> 01:19:28,303
These are not curses.

1295
01:19:30,138 --> 01:19:31,306
They're gifts.

1296
01:19:32,682 --> 01:19:34,684
-Norman, no.
-Quiet, lapdog.

1297
01:19:34,767 --> 01:19:37,353
-You don't know what you're talking about.
-I've watched you

1298
01:19:37,437 --> 01:19:41,232
from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes.

1299
01:19:41,900 --> 01:19:47,238
Struggling to have everything you want

1300
01:19:47,322 --> 01:19:50,867
while the world tries to make you choose.

1301
01:19:53,036 --> 01:19:56,289
Gods don't have to choose.

1302
01:19:58,416 --> 01:19:59,876
We take.

1303
01:19:59,959 --> 01:20:01,419
May, run.

1304
01:20:24,734 --> 01:20:25,860
Oh, my God.

1305
01:20:26,736 --> 01:20:29,822
-What have you done?
-I liked you better before.

1306
01:20:39,248 --> 01:20:42,168
Up here! He's up there.
It's the guy from the bridge.

1307
01:21:05,191 --> 01:21:06,275
Did you see that?

1308
01:21:32,844 --> 01:21:33,928
No, you don't!

1309
01:21:43,354 --> 01:21:45,690
Strong enough to have it all.

1310
01:21:49,068 --> 01:21:50,445
Too weak to take it!

1311
01:22:26,064 --> 01:22:27,356
Now I got you.

1312
01:22:29,525 --> 01:22:31,861
I told you, there'd be consequences!

1313
01:22:50,088 --> 01:22:53,549
Your weakness, Peter, is morality.

1314
01:22:54,092 --> 01:22:57,970
It's choking you. Can't you feel it?

1315
01:23:06,454 --> 01:23:07,647
It didn't work.

1316
01:23:09,023 --> 01:23:10,691
Norman was right.

1317
01:23:10,775 --> 01:23:14,445
He got it from you,
that pathetic sickness.

1318
01:23:19,158 --> 01:23:20,785
You tried to fix me.

1319
01:23:21,661 --> 01:23:22,829
May, go.

1320
01:23:22,912 --> 01:23:25,123
Now I'm gonna fix you.

1321
01:23:29,168 --> 01:23:30,253
May, run, please.

1322
01:23:34,256 --> 01:23:35,091
May!

1323
01:23:41,681 --> 01:23:43,724
Peter, Peter, Peter.

1324
01:23:43,808 --> 01:23:46,894
No good deed goes unpunished.

1325
01:23:47,478 --> 01:23:49,647
You can thank me later.

1326
01:23:55,528 --> 01:23:56,779
No!

1327
01:24:26,684 --> 01:24:27,518
-May?
-Peter.

1328
01:24:27,602 --> 01:24:29,020
May, May, I'm here.

1329
01:24:32,940 --> 01:24:33,774
May.

1330
01:24:34,442 --> 01:24:35,443
May, I'm here.

1331
01:24:36,527 --> 01:24:38,821
-Are you okay? What happened?
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

1332
01:24:45,161 --> 01:24:47,163
It's okay. We're okay, right?

1333
01:24:47,246 --> 01:24:48,956
Yeah. Knocked on my ass.

1334
01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:50,166
-Yeah, me too.
-That's all.

1335
01:24:50,917 --> 01:24:53,878
I think I broke my ribs.

1336
01:24:59,258 --> 01:25:01,427
-This is all my fault, May.
-No.

1337
01:25:01,510 --> 01:25:03,471
I should have just listened to
Strange and let him send them back.

1338
01:25:03,554 --> 01:25:04,680
You did the right thing.

1339
01:25:05,556 --> 01:25:08,643
They would have been killed.
You did the right thing.

1340
01:25:09,352 --> 01:25:11,395
It's not my responsibility, May.

1341
01:25:13,481 --> 01:25:14,565
Oh.

1342
01:25:15,149 --> 01:25:16,192
What Norman said?

1343
01:25:17,610 --> 01:25:19,528
My moral mission? No.

1344
01:25:19,612 --> 01:25:21,697
-No, May--
-No, no, Peter, you listen... you listen to me.

1345
01:25:23,074 --> 01:25:24,075
You have a gift.

1346
01:25:25,660 --> 01:25:27,036
You have power.

1347
01:25:27,912 --> 01:25:29,330
And with great power,

1348
01:25:29,413 --> 01:25:33,376
there must also come
great responsibility. Hmm?

1349
01:25:38,130 --> 01:25:39,423
I know.

1350
01:25:39,507 --> 01:25:41,425
Let's get the...out of here.

1351
01:25:41,509 --> 01:25:42,635
Okay, let's go.

1352
01:25:43,844 --> 01:25:45,513
Let me just catch my...

1353
01:26:01,612 --> 01:26:03,614
-What happened? Are you okay?
-I'm okay.

1354
01:26:03,698 --> 01:26:05,449
Yeah, you're okay. What happened?

1355
01:26:07,285 --> 01:26:08,369
Just have to...

1356
01:26:09,537 --> 01:26:10,496
catch my breath.

1357
01:26:10,579 --> 01:26:12,498
Okay, well, catch your breath.
I'm right here.

1358
01:26:12,581 --> 01:26:13,708
We're gonna take our time.

1359
01:26:13,791 --> 01:26:16,794
You catch your breath and...
and then we'll take you to a doctor, okay?

1360
01:26:35,271 --> 01:26:36,272
Are you okay?

1361
01:26:37,356 --> 01:26:40,234
Somebody help!
I need an ambulance, please! Somebody?

1362
01:26:40,318 --> 01:26:42,236
-What happened?
-Nothing happened.

1363
01:26:43,321 --> 01:26:44,947
You're okay, you're okay.

1364
01:26:46,699 --> 01:26:49,160
Let me just-- Let me catch my breath.

1365
01:26:49,243 --> 01:26:51,120
I'm right here. I'm right here.

1366
01:26:51,704 --> 01:26:52,705
I'm right here.

1367
01:26:59,754 --> 01:27:00,755
You're okay.

1368
01:27:02,423 --> 01:27:03,507
It's just me and you.

1369
01:27:13,726 --> 01:27:14,560
May?

1370
01:27:21,233 --> 01:27:22,068
May?

1371
01:27:28,449 --> 01:27:29,867
Will you look at me May, please?

1372
01:27:38,667 --> 01:27:39,502
May.

1373
01:27:40,669 --> 01:27:41,504
May.

1374
01:27:43,506 --> 01:27:44,548
What are you doing, May?

1375
01:27:44,632 --> 01:27:47,510
Please, will you just wake up
and talk to me? Please?

1376
01:28:10,449 --> 01:28:12,159
Get out of the car now! Move!

1377
01:28:18,707 --> 01:28:20,376
Get off, get off, get off me.

1378
01:28:22,711 --> 01:28:23,546
Peter!

1379
01:28:23,629 --> 01:28:25,423
-Run!
-It's just me and you, okay?

1380
01:28:25,506 --> 01:28:27,383
It's just me and you, okay?

1381
01:28:27,466 --> 01:28:29,218
Oh, May, I'm sorry.

1382
01:28:29,301 --> 01:28:30,469
I'm so sorry.

1383
01:28:30,553 --> 01:28:32,221
I'm so, so, so sorry. I love you.

1384
01:28:32,304 --> 01:28:34,765
All right Parker, come out with your hands up!

1385
01:28:35,433 --> 01:28:37,893
Come out right now,
or we will open fire!

1386
01:28:37,977 --> 01:28:38,936
Run!

1387
01:28:42,857 --> 01:28:45,443
All right, let's go, let's go!
Move in!

1388
01:29:03,169 --> 01:29:04,295
<i>Tragedy.</i>

1389
01:29:08,090 --> 01:29:09,508
<i>What else can I call it?</i>

1390
01:29:10,718 --> 01:29:12,636
<i>What more need be said?</i>

1391
01:29:13,596 --> 01:29:16,140
<i>The damage, the destruction.</i>

1392
01:29:16,932 --> 01:29:18,809
<i>You saw it with your own eyes.</i>

1393
01:29:20,352 --> 01:29:25,274
<i>When will people wake up and realize
that everywhere Spider-Man goes,</i>

1394
01:29:25,357 --> 01:29:28,194
<i>chaos and calamity ensue?</i>

1395
01:29:29,028 --> 01:29:33,115
<i>Everything Spider-Man touches
comes to ruin.</i>

1396
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:36,202
<i>And we, the innocents,</i>

1397
01:29:36,869 --> 01:29:38,829
<i>are left to pick up the pieces.</i>

1398
01:29:41,332 --> 01:29:43,459
<i>J. Jonah Jameson reporting.</i>

1399
01:29:43,542 --> 01:29:46,629
<i>Good night, and God help us all.</i>

1400
01:30:06,232 --> 01:30:09,610
<i>We are told that multiple
people have been injured,</i>

1401
01:30:09,693 --> 01:30:14,031
<i>and we can confirm
at least one person has been killed.</i>

1402
01:30:14,114 --> 01:30:15,157
Still nothing?

1403
01:30:16,825 --> 01:30:17,701
No.

1404
01:30:33,801 --> 01:30:34,635
I'm gonna press it.

1405
01:30:36,720 --> 01:30:39,348
-What? No, he--
-I know he told me to wait, but...

1406
01:30:40,808 --> 01:30:42,977
-I'm gonna do it.
-I just wish--

1407
01:30:43,060 --> 01:30:44,770
I just wish we could see him.

1408
01:30:50,067 --> 01:30:51,151
-Ned?
-Yeah?

1409
01:30:52,194 --> 01:30:53,612
-Do that again.
-Yeah.

1410
01:30:56,073 --> 01:30:57,324
I just wish we could see him.

1411
01:31:01,245 --> 01:31:02,079
Okay.

1412
01:31:02,830 --> 01:31:04,665
I just wish we could see Peter.

1413
01:31:08,909 --> 01:31:09,953
Whoa.

1414
01:31:11,537 --> 01:31:13,382
<i>Lola,</i> you're right. I am magic.

1415
01:31:14,675 --> 01:31:15,509
Is that him?

1416
01:31:16,427 --> 01:31:18,804
-Yeah, yeah, it has to be.
-Peter. Peter!

1417
01:31:18,887 --> 01:31:20,931
-Hey, Peter! Yeah.
-Peter!

1418
01:31:26,186 --> 01:31:27,313
Whoa.

1419
01:31:29,398 --> 01:31:30,941
Hi. Hi.

1420
01:31:31,025 --> 01:31:34,111
No, no, no, no, it's okay.
It's okay. It's okay. I'm a nice guy.

1421
01:31:36,780 --> 01:31:38,115
Okay.

1422
01:31:40,701 --> 01:31:43,245
-Who the hell are you?
-I'm Peter Parker.

1423
01:31:43,329 --> 01:31:47,499
-That's not possible.
-I am Spider-Man, in my world.

1424
01:31:47,583 --> 01:31:50,669
But then yesterday, I was--

1425
01:31:52,421 --> 01:31:54,214
I was just here.

1426
01:31:55,799 --> 01:31:57,051
Wow.

1427
01:31:58,677 --> 01:32:02,181
String theory, multidimensional reality...

1428
01:32:03,474 --> 01:32:04,975
and matter displacement.

1429
01:32:05,726 --> 01:32:06,560
All real?

1430
01:32:06,644 --> 01:32:07,645
-Yeah.

1431
01:32:07,728 --> 01:32:08,937
I knew it.

1432
01:32:10,648 --> 01:32:12,441
This has to be because of the spell.

1433
01:32:13,067 --> 01:32:14,818
The spell? Like magic spell?

1434
01:32:14,902 --> 01:32:16,737
-Uh, there's no spell. No.
-No spell.

1435
01:32:16,820 --> 01:32:18,572
-Magic's real here too?
-I mean--

1436
01:32:18,656 --> 01:32:21,075
-Shut up, Ned. Shut up.
-No, it's not real.

1437
01:32:21,158 --> 01:32:23,702
-I mean... there's magicians, but there's no way--
-Stop talking.

1438
01:32:23,786 --> 01:32:25,454
Stop. Stop.

1439
01:32:26,246 --> 01:32:27,581
-Prove it.
-Prove what?

1440
01:32:27,665 --> 01:32:31,043
-That you're Peter Parker.
-I don't carry an ID with me, you know?

1441
01:32:31,126 --> 01:32:33,545
Kind of defeats
the whole anonymous superhero thing.

1442
01:32:36,215 --> 01:32:38,384
-Why'd you do that?
-I was trying to see if you have the tingle thing.

1443
01:32:38,467 --> 01:32:40,427
I have the tingle thing,
just not for bread.

1444
01:32:40,511 --> 01:32:42,513
Can you not throw the bread again?

1445
01:32:42,596 --> 01:32:44,848
You're a deeply mistrusting person...

1446
01:32:46,558 --> 01:32:47,601
and I respect it.

1447
01:32:53,273 --> 01:32:54,108
Crawl around.

1448
01:32:54,191 --> 01:32:56,110
-Crawl around?
-Yes.

1449
01:32:56,193 --> 01:32:57,778
-No.
-Yes, crawl around.

1450
01:32:57,861 --> 01:32:59,530
-Why do I need to crawl around?
-'Cause this is not enough.

1451
01:32:59,613 --> 01:33:00,864
-This is plenty.
-No, it's not.

1452
01:33:00,948 --> 01:33:02,616
-Yes, it is. It is.
-No, it's not. Nuh-uh.

1453
01:33:02,700 --> 01:33:05,244
-How do I stick to the ceiling?
-Do it.

1454
01:33:07,079 --> 01:33:07,904
Ned.

1455
01:33:13,544 --> 01:33:16,964
My <i>lola's</i> asking if you could just...
get the cobweb there.

1456
01:33:17,047 --> 01:33:18,924
-Since you're, like, up there.
-Yeah.

1457
01:33:26,932 --> 01:33:27,808
Thank you.

1458
01:33:32,730 --> 01:33:33,564
We--

1459
01:33:34,189 --> 01:33:35,023
We good?

1460
01:33:35,107 --> 01:33:36,024
For now.

1461
01:33:36,775 --> 01:33:39,695
So, I opened the wrong portal
to the wrong Peter Parker.

1462
01:33:39,778 --> 01:33:42,072
Yeah, I... I guess you keep doing it
until we find the real one.

1463
01:33:42,156 --> 01:33:44,074
-Ouch.
-No offense.

1464
01:33:44,742 --> 01:33:46,285
-Okay.
-Okay. You got it.

1465
01:33:48,620 --> 01:33:49,997
Find Peter Parker.

1466
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:52,124
-What's the thing on his hand?
-Shh.

1467
01:33:52,207 --> 01:33:54,209
Find Peter Parker.

1468
01:33:56,211 --> 01:33:57,755
Find Peter Parker!

1469
01:34:07,139 --> 01:34:08,599
Great, it's just some random guy.

1470
01:34:09,475 --> 01:34:10,350
Hello.

1471
01:34:10,851 --> 01:34:13,479
Um, I hope it's okay,
I just came through this, uh...

1472
01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:16,356
Oh. It just closed.

1473
01:34:17,900 --> 01:34:19,151
You're Peter?

1474
01:34:19,943 --> 01:34:22,154
Yeah. Peter Parker.

1475
01:34:24,281 --> 01:34:25,949
I-- I've seen you two--

1476
01:34:28,410 --> 01:34:29,244
Hi.

1477
01:34:33,499 --> 01:34:36,126
Wait. He's-- He's not your friend.

1478
01:34:49,306 --> 01:34:50,474
Huh.

1479
01:34:52,059 --> 01:34:55,229
Wait. So-- So you're Spider-Man too?
Why didn't you just say that?

1480
01:34:55,312 --> 01:34:57,815
I generally don't go around
advertising it.

1481
01:34:57,898 --> 01:35:00,283
Kind of defeats
the whole anonymous superhero thing.

1482
01:35:00,367 --> 01:35:01,777
-I just said that.
-That's what he just said.

1483
01:35:14,164 --> 01:35:17,709
My <i>lola's</i> asking if you could clean up
the webs you just shot.

1484
01:35:17,793 --> 01:35:19,503
-Oh, sorry, <i>Lola.</i>
-Yes, of course.

1485
01:35:19,586 --> 01:35:20,963
I'm going to bed.

1486
01:35:21,046 --> 01:35:23,298
-Night, <i>Lola.</i>
-Good night, Ned's <i>lola.</i>

1487
01:35:23,924 --> 01:35:26,260
Uh, this might seem kind of weird, but...

1488
01:35:26,802 --> 01:35:29,429
I've been trying to find
your friend ever since I got here.

1489
01:35:31,014 --> 01:35:32,724
I just have this sense that...

1490
01:35:34,810 --> 01:35:36,144
that he needs my help.

1491
01:35:36,228 --> 01:35:37,229
Our help.

1492
01:35:39,189 --> 01:35:40,274
He does.

1493
01:35:40,357 --> 01:35:42,067
We don't know where he is.

1494
01:35:42,150 --> 01:35:46,154
And, um, honestly,
right now we're all he really has left.

1495
01:35:47,756 --> 01:35:52,661
Well, uh, is there someplace
that he might go

1496
01:35:52,744 --> 01:35:54,913
that has meaning to him?

1497
01:35:56,415 --> 01:35:59,918
Like a--
A place where he would go to just--?

1498
01:36:00,002 --> 01:36:01,503
Get away from everything?

1499
01:36:04,590 --> 01:36:07,843
For me, it was the top
of the Chrysler Building.

1500
01:36:07,926 --> 01:36:09,177
Empire State.

1501
01:36:09,261 --> 01:36:12,431
-It's just a-- It's a better view.
-That is a sweet view.

1502
01:36:15,225 --> 01:36:16,101
Yes.

1503
01:36:17,144 --> 01:36:20,105
Yeah. I-- I think
I know exactly where that would be.

1504
01:36:56,350 --> 01:36:57,184
I'm sorry.

1505
01:37:04,900 --> 01:37:06,026
Peter, there's...

1506
01:37:07,569 --> 01:37:09,071
There's some people here.

1507
01:37:10,572 --> 01:37:11,406
What?

1508
01:37:20,582 --> 01:37:21,875
Hey, wait, wait! Whoa.

1509
01:37:23,126 --> 01:37:24,044
What...?

1510
01:37:27,089 --> 01:37:27,923
Sorry...

1511
01:37:29,841 --> 01:37:30,801
about May.

1512
01:37:34,513 --> 01:37:36,626
Yeah. Sorry.

1513
01:37:38,810 --> 01:37:40,686
I got some understanding
of what it is you're--

1514
01:37:40,769 --> 01:37:43,397
No, no, no. Please don't tell me
that you know what I'm going through.

1515
01:37:44,147 --> 01:37:45,899
-Okay.
-She's gone.

1516
01:37:48,944 --> 01:37:50,278
And it's all my fault.

1517
01:37:54,491 --> 01:37:55,784
She died for nothing.

1518
01:37:59,538 --> 01:38:01,498
So I'm gonna do what I said
I'll do in the first place.

1519
01:38:02,124 --> 01:38:03,834
-Peter--
-Please don't.

1520
01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:08,213
You don't belong here. Either of you.
So I'm sending you home.

1521
01:38:09,798 --> 01:38:11,967
Those other guys are
from your worlds, right?

1522
01:38:12,884 --> 01:38:14,386
So you deal with it.

1523
01:38:14,469 --> 01:38:16,388
If they die, if you kill them...

1524
01:38:17,347 --> 01:38:18,181
that's on you.

1525
01:38:19,391 --> 01:38:20,267
It's not my problem.

1526
01:38:21,226 --> 01:38:22,477
I don't care anymore.

1527
01:38:23,895 --> 01:38:24,730
I'm done.

1528
01:38:29,776 --> 01:38:32,070
I'm really sorry
that I dragged you into this.

1529
01:38:35,699 --> 01:38:37,367
But you have to go home now.

1530
01:38:39,911 --> 01:38:40,746
Good luck.

1531
01:38:46,460 --> 01:38:48,211
My uncle Ben was killed.

1532
01:38:49,880 --> 01:38:50,922
It was my fault.

1533
01:38:52,507 --> 01:38:53,383
I lost...

1534
01:38:56,553 --> 01:38:58,305
I lost Gwen, my, um...

1535
01:38:59,931 --> 01:39:00,932
She was my MJ.

1536
01:39:03,810 --> 01:39:05,020
I couldn't save her.

1537
01:39:06,688 --> 01:39:09,066
I'm never gonna be able
to forgive myself for that.

1538
01:39:12,194 --> 01:39:14,071
But I carried on, tried to, um...

1539
01:39:15,280 --> 01:39:17,532
Tried to keep going,
tried to keep being the...

1540
01:39:19,284 --> 01:39:21,161
that friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

1541
01:39:21,244 --> 01:39:23,413
'cause I know that's
what she would've wanted, but...

1542
01:39:24,247 --> 01:39:27,459
at some point, I just...
I stopped pulling my punches.

1543
01:39:31,505 --> 01:39:32,631
I got rageful.

1544
01:39:35,133 --> 01:39:36,426
I got bitter.

1545
01:39:37,844 --> 01:39:41,890
I just don't want you...
to end up like... like me.

1546
01:39:43,683 --> 01:39:45,977
The night Ben died...

1547
01:39:47,312 --> 01:39:49,439
I hunted down the man
who I thought did it.

1548
01:39:51,316 --> 01:39:52,609
I wanted him dead.

1549
01:39:55,487 --> 01:39:56,947
I got what I wanted.

1550
01:39:59,407 --> 01:40:00,951
It didn't make it better.

1551
01:40:04,955 --> 01:40:07,165
It took me a long time to...

1552
01:40:09,309 --> 01:40:10,896
learn to get through that darkness.

1553
01:40:14,214 --> 01:40:15,423
I wanna kill him.

1554
01:40:18,260 --> 01:40:19,761
I wanna tear him apart.

1555
01:40:23,807 --> 01:40:25,767
I can still hear her voice in my head.

1556
01:40:31,189 --> 01:40:32,899
Even after she was hurt,

1557
01:40:32,983 --> 01:40:35,193
she said to me
that we did the right thing.

1558
01:40:44,494 --> 01:40:46,037
She told me that with great power...

1559
01:40:48,206 --> 01:40:49,958
Comes great responsibility.

1560
01:40:55,422 --> 01:40:56,840
Wait, what? How do you know that?

1561
01:40:57,083 --> 01:40:58,466
Uncle Ben said it.

1562
01:40:58,650 --> 01:41:00,010
The day he died.

1563
01:41:04,723 --> 01:41:06,808
Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

1564
01:41:16,902 --> 01:41:21,740
Okay, so, ah, Connors,
Marko, Dillon and, um...

1565
01:41:23,033 --> 01:41:25,493
ah, look I think that I can repair
the devices for Dillon and Marko,

1566
01:41:25,577 --> 01:41:26,786
but the others...

1567
01:41:27,454 --> 01:41:30,665
Oh, I got Connors. I've already
cured him once, so no big deal.

1568
01:41:32,334 --> 01:41:34,211
-What? It's no big deal.
-Great.

1569
01:41:35,086 --> 01:41:36,213
Yeah, that's great.

1570
01:41:38,965 --> 01:41:41,760
I think I can make an antiserum
for Dr. Osborn.

1571
01:41:42,928 --> 01:41:44,721
Been thinking about it a long time.

1572
01:41:47,849 --> 01:41:50,352
Gotta cure all of them. Right?

1573
01:41:51,978 --> 01:41:52,812
Right.

1574
01:41:54,564 --> 01:41:55,774
That's what we do.

1575
01:42:00,695 --> 01:42:01,863
Psst.

1576
01:42:04,241 --> 01:42:05,116
What?

1577
01:42:05,784 --> 01:42:07,160
Just three yous.

1578
01:42:25,387 --> 01:42:28,431
So... do you have a best friend too?

1579
01:42:30,850 --> 01:42:31,685
I did.

1580
01:42:33,895 --> 01:42:34,854
You did?

1581
01:42:36,731 --> 01:42:38,149
He died in my arms...

1582
01:42:40,110 --> 01:42:41,653
after he tried to kill me.

1583
01:42:43,997 --> 01:42:45,115
It was heartbreaking.

1584
01:42:47,367 --> 01:42:48,451
Dude.

1585
01:42:55,717 --> 01:42:57,877
-Hey.
-Will you, uh, run a diagnostic?

1586
01:42:57,961 --> 01:42:58,795
Yeah.

1587
01:43:08,430 --> 01:43:09,431
Hey, you okay?

1588
01:43:11,016 --> 01:43:13,226
-Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?
-Mm-hm.

1589
01:43:16,730 --> 01:43:18,189
You don't deserve this.

1590
01:43:19,649 --> 01:43:22,777
-I've ruined your life. I ruined it.
-No. No, no, no.

1591
01:43:23,570 --> 01:43:25,405
Look at me. I'm here.

1592
01:43:27,032 --> 01:43:28,199
Not going anywhere.

1593
01:43:30,118 --> 01:43:33,121
We're gonna get through this
and we're gonna get through it together.

1594
01:43:34,164 --> 01:43:34,998
Okay?

1595
01:43:36,416 --> 01:43:38,376
Okay.

1596
01:43:43,465 --> 01:43:44,382
Thank you.

1597
01:43:55,994 --> 01:43:57,012
You have someone?

1598
01:43:58,146 --> 01:43:58,980
No.

1599
01:44:00,439 --> 01:44:04,361
I got no time for, uh,
Peter Parker stuff, you know?

1600
01:44:06,946 --> 01:44:08,365
-Do you?
-Uh...

1601
01:44:09,074 --> 01:44:11,076
That's a little... complicated.

1602
01:44:12,077 --> 01:44:13,286
Oh, I understand.

1603
01:44:13,370 --> 01:44:15,747
I guess it's just not
in the cards for guys like us.

1604
01:44:15,830 --> 01:44:18,500
Well... I wouldn't give up.

1605
01:44:18,783 --> 01:44:21,503
Took a while but...
we made it work.

1606
01:44:21,586 --> 01:44:23,213
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

1607
01:44:23,296 --> 01:44:26,007
Me and... MJ.

1608
01:44:27,467 --> 01:44:29,594
My MJ. Uh...

1609
01:44:30,512 --> 01:44:32,055
It gets confusing here.

1610
01:44:33,538 --> 01:44:34,295
Yeah.

1611
01:44:34,349 --> 01:44:36,351
-Peter!
-Yeah?

1612
01:44:36,434 --> 01:44:39,854
-Oh, sorry, did you mean...?
-"Peter" Peter.

1613
01:44:39,938 --> 01:44:41,773
-We're all called Peter.
-We're all Peter.

1614
01:44:41,856 --> 01:44:44,901
-Peter Parker?
-Same again. We're all Peter Parker.

1615
01:44:44,984 --> 01:44:46,486
-The computer.
-Oh.

1616
01:44:47,862 --> 01:44:49,406
-Oh, I'm ready.
-Yeah. Me too.

1617
01:44:49,489 --> 01:44:54,411
Okay, so now, all we gotta do is lure
these guys someplace, right?

1618
01:44:54,494 --> 01:44:57,997
Try to cure them
while they try to... kill us,

1619
01:44:58,081 --> 01:44:59,624
and then send them home.

1620
01:44:59,707 --> 01:45:02,335
-Using a magic box.
-Well, that's the plan.

1621
01:45:02,419 --> 01:45:04,921
So are you gonna go into battle
dressed as a cool youth pastor,

1622
01:45:05,004 --> 01:45:06,589
or, do you got your suit?

1623
01:45:08,633 --> 01:45:09,467
Good.

1624
01:45:09,551 --> 01:45:12,011
-Here's your web cartridges.
-Ah, thanks, man.

1625
01:45:12,095 --> 01:45:13,304
What's that for?

1626
01:45:13,388 --> 01:45:16,224
Ah, it's my web fluid.
It's for my web shooters. Why?

1627
01:45:17,308 --> 01:45:18,726
Whoa!

1628
01:45:19,561 --> 01:45:21,396
-That came out of you.
-Yeah.

1629
01:45:21,479 --> 01:45:23,148
-You can't do that, huh?
-No.

1630
01:45:23,231 --> 01:45:24,983
How on earth does that even--?

1631
01:45:25,066 --> 01:45:27,719
Anyway, we're getting sidetracked.
Look, this is where we're gonna do this, okay?

1632
01:45:27,802 --> 01:45:29,654
It's isolated, so no one should get hurt.

1633
01:45:30,621 --> 01:45:32,824
We draw them there with the box.
It's the one thing they all want.

1634
01:45:32,907 --> 01:45:35,034
All we have to do is figure out
how we're gonna get there.

1635
01:45:35,118 --> 01:45:36,536
-Oh, we could portal there.
-What?

1636
01:45:36,619 --> 01:45:39,038
-I'm magic now.
-Yeah, no, no, he's right. Yeah, he... he can.

1637
01:45:39,122 --> 01:45:40,790
-Yeah, we saw it.
-Yeah, he is.

1638
01:45:41,291 --> 01:45:43,228
-Wait, really?
-Dude, I got Doctor Strange magic.

1639
01:45:43,251 --> 01:45:44,461
-No way.
-Yeah.

1640
01:45:45,211 --> 01:45:48,631
And I promise you, I won't turn
into a supervillain and try to kill you.

1641
01:45:50,925 --> 01:45:52,010
Okay.

1642
01:45:52,969 --> 01:45:54,220
Thank you.

1643
01:45:58,892 --> 01:46:02,937
Um... all right here goes nothing.
What's that thing you always say?

1644
01:46:03,646 --> 01:46:06,024
-Expect disappointment and--
-No, no, no.

1645
01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:09,068
We're gonna kick some ass.

1646
01:46:09,152 --> 01:46:10,153
Okay.

1647
01:46:10,862 --> 01:46:13,323
Cure. Cure some ass.

1648
01:46:13,406 --> 01:46:15,241
Cure that ass.

1649
01:46:17,702 --> 01:46:19,062
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1650
01:46:19,075 --> 01:46:20,914
<i>the</i> Bugle <i>tip line has
just received a call</i>

1651
01:46:20,997 --> 01:46:24,250
<i>from none other
than the fugitive known as Spider-Man,</i>

1652
01:46:24,334 --> 01:46:26,794
<i>fresh from his rampage in Queens.</i>

1653
01:46:27,545 --> 01:46:31,674
<i>So, Peter Parker, what pernicious
propaganda are you peddling?</i>

1654
01:46:31,758 --> 01:46:33,395
<i>-Just the truth.</i>
<i>-Oh, sure.</i>

1655
01:46:33,852 --> 01:46:34,737
<i>Truth is...</i>

1656
01:46:36,221 --> 01:46:37,531
<i>that this is all my fault.</i>

1657
01:46:38,515 --> 01:46:41,059
<i>I accidentally brought
those dangerous people here.</i>

1658
01:46:41,142 --> 01:46:42,810
{\an8}Well, he admits it.

1659
01:46:42,894 --> 01:46:44,437
<i>And if those people are watching...</i>

1660
01:46:46,481 --> 01:46:48,358
<i>just know that I really
did try to help you.</i>

1661
01:46:49,734 --> 01:46:51,277
<i>I mean I could have killed you...</i>

1662
01:46:52,570 --> 01:46:54,697
<i>at any given moment, but I didn't.</i>

1663
01:46:56,866 --> 01:46:59,994
<i>'Cause my Aunt May taught me
that everyone deserves a second chance.</i>

1664
01:47:00,078 --> 01:47:02,956
{\an8}<i>-That's why I'm here.</i>
-And where is "here," exactly?

1665
01:47:04,916 --> 01:47:06,960
A place that represents second chances.

1666
01:47:09,879 --> 01:47:12,632
<i>The Statue of Liberty?
Good God, folks.</i>

1667
01:47:12,715 --> 01:47:15,969
<i>He's about to destroy
another national landmark.</i>

1668
01:47:16,052 --> 01:47:17,720
World, if you're watching...

1669
01:47:17,804 --> 01:47:19,639
<i>Believe me,
the world is watching.</i>

1670
01:47:20,431 --> 01:47:21,558
...wish me luck.

1671
01:47:23,518 --> 01:47:25,728
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
could really use some.

1672
01:47:32,277 --> 01:47:34,362
Okay, you guys,
it could be any minute now.

1673
01:47:34,445 --> 01:47:36,656
Yep, almost done.

1674
01:47:41,578 --> 01:47:46,165
You know, Max was,
like... the sweetest guy ever

1675
01:47:46,791 --> 01:47:48,126
before he fell into a...

1676
01:47:49,043 --> 01:47:50,431
pool of electric eels.

1677
01:47:52,403 --> 01:47:53,631
That'll do it.

1678
01:47:57,010 --> 01:47:59,679
All the things I wished
I could have done differently.

1679
01:48:01,931 --> 01:48:03,891
Now to have a second chance.

1680
01:48:05,184 --> 01:48:06,019
Yeah.

1681
01:48:10,231 --> 01:48:12,191
Mm. Oh, there it goes.

1682
01:48:14,319 --> 01:48:15,486
You okay?

1683
01:48:15,570 --> 01:48:17,405
Oh, it's... my back.

1684
01:48:17,488 --> 01:48:20,783
It's kind of... stiff
from all the swinging, I guess.

1685
01:48:20,867 --> 01:48:23,036
-Oh, yeah. No, I got a middle-back thing too.
-Really?

1686
01:48:23,119 --> 01:48:25,246
Yeah. You-- you
want me to crack it?

1687
01:48:26,539 --> 01:48:27,790
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

1688
01:48:27,874 --> 01:48:29,292
-That'd be great.
-All right.

1689
01:48:30,877 --> 01:48:31,961
-You ready?
-Yeah.

1690
01:48:35,340 --> 01:48:36,683
Yep. That's good.

1691
01:48:37,675 --> 01:48:39,510
-How is it?
-Wow.

1692
01:48:41,095 --> 01:48:43,514
-That's good. That's better.
-Right? Yeah.

1693
01:48:43,598 --> 01:48:44,432
Wow.

1694
01:48:47,769 --> 01:48:50,605
God, this is so cool.
I always wanted brothers.

1695
01:48:51,489 --> 01:48:54,484
We should do this again,
like... all hang out.

1696
01:48:54,567 --> 01:48:55,943
-It's nice.
-Yeah.

1697
01:48:56,027 --> 01:48:58,863
We should maybe, you know, focus on...

1698
01:48:58,946 --> 01:49:00,531
-On not getting killed tonight.
-Yes.

1699
01:49:00,615 --> 01:49:02,617
Yeah. For sure. That's a good idea.

1700
01:49:02,700 --> 01:49:05,523
I'll just grab your number
at the end of the... the battle.

1701
01:49:05,536 --> 01:49:07,038
You got it.

1702
01:49:07,664 --> 01:49:10,708
So you, like,
make your own web fluid in your body?

1703
01:49:10,792 --> 01:49:12,502
I'd rather not talk about this.

1704
01:49:12,585 --> 01:49:14,545
-No, I don't mean to--
-But are you teasing me?

1705
01:49:14,629 --> 01:49:18,466
No, no, no, no. He's not teasing you.
It's just that... we can't do that,

1706
01:49:18,549 --> 01:49:22,053
so naturally we're curious as to how
your web situation works, that's all.

1707
01:49:22,136 --> 01:49:24,847
If-- if it's personal, I don't wanna
like pry, but I just think it's cool.

1708
01:49:24,931 --> 01:49:28,017
No, I-- I wish I could tell you,
but it's, like, I don't do it.

1709
01:49:28,101 --> 01:49:30,395
Like I don't...
like I don't do breathing.

1710
01:49:30,478 --> 01:49:32,438
-Like, breathing just happens.
-Whoa.

1711
01:49:32,814 --> 01:49:36,651
It's just, like, when it releases,
it's like a clean release.

1712
01:49:36,734 --> 01:49:37,652
So, can I ask something?

1713
01:49:37,735 --> 01:49:38,945
-Yeah.
-Is it like a...

1714
01:49:39,028 --> 01:49:41,197
when you think it, it webs?

1715
01:49:41,280 --> 01:49:43,032
-You know what I mean?
-That's a good way to put it.

1716
01:49:43,116 --> 01:49:45,952
Because if I press...
like I have to have a mechanism.

1717
01:49:46,035 --> 01:49:49,831
-Right.
-But for you, is it like... "Web"?

1718
01:49:49,914 --> 01:49:50,998
And then it webs?

1719
01:49:51,082 --> 01:49:53,960
Uh, not even... conscious at this point.

1720
01:49:54,043 --> 01:49:55,795
-It's just like riding a bike.
-Yeah.

1721
01:49:55,878 --> 01:49:57,976
Like, does it just come
out of your wrists, or...

1722
01:49:58,688 --> 01:50:00,412
does it come out of anywhere else?

1723
01:50:00,599 --> 01:50:02,510
Only-- Only the wrists.

1724
01:50:02,593 --> 01:50:04,804
You never had a web block?
'Cause I run out of webs all the time.

1725
01:50:04,887 --> 01:50:07,390
-I have to make my own in a lab.
-Right. That's--

1726
01:50:07,473 --> 01:50:10,435
-And it's a hassle compared to what you got.
-That sounds like a hassle, yeah.

1727
01:50:10,518 --> 01:50:13,980
But I-- I did, actually. You said that,
I was like, "Oh. I had a web block."

1728
01:50:14,063 --> 01:50:16,566
-Whoa. Why?
-Existential-crisis stuff.

1729
01:50:16,649 --> 01:50:19,318
Pfft. Yeah. I mean, like
don't get me started on that.

1730
01:50:19,402 --> 01:50:21,696
I'm-- I'm not sure what to say.
It's just a... a natural thing.

1731
01:50:21,779 --> 01:50:23,072
It just happens. It's...

1732
01:50:24,365 --> 01:50:25,199
I don't know.

1733
01:50:25,283 --> 01:50:26,492
It's so cool, man.

1734
01:50:26,576 --> 01:50:29,495
-Like, I wanna see the holes.
-Hey.

1735
01:50:29,662 --> 01:50:32,749
What are like some of the craziest
villains that you guys have fought?

1736
01:50:32,832 --> 01:50:35,543
-Seems you've met some of them.
-That's a good question.

1737
01:50:35,626 --> 01:50:40,965
Yeah, I fought... an alien
made out of black goo once.

1738
01:50:41,048 --> 01:50:43,134
Oh, no way. I fought an alien too.

1739
01:50:43,217 --> 01:50:44,927
-On Earth and in space.
-Oh.

1740
01:50:45,011 --> 01:50:46,804
-Yeah, he was purple.
-I wanna fight an alien.

1741
01:50:46,888 --> 01:50:50,641
I'm-- I'm still, like, that you fought
an alien in space.

1742
01:50:51,517 --> 01:50:55,480
I'm-- always simultaneously,
like, completely stunned

1743
01:50:56,063 --> 01:50:59,901
-by the fantastical nature of these things,
-Yeah.

1744
01:50:59,984 --> 01:51:02,820
and it's also just like,
"Yeah. Okay. Yeah."

1745
01:51:02,904 --> 01:51:04,614
Yeah, Monday, it's Monday. Yeah.

1746
01:51:04,697 --> 01:51:05,548
I-- I mean--

1747
01:51:06,324 --> 01:51:10,536
I'm lame compared-- I fought a Russian
guy in... like a rhinoceros machine.

1748
01:51:10,953 --> 01:51:11,829
That's cool.

1749
01:51:11,913 --> 01:51:13,498
Not as cool-- No, it's not.

1750
01:51:13,581 --> 01:51:16,242
Can-- Can we rewind it back
to the "I'm lame" part?

1751
01:51:16,275 --> 01:51:17,251
'Cause you are not.

1752
01:51:17,335 --> 01:51:19,420
No, thanks. No, Yeah, I appreciate that.
I'm not saying I am lame--

1753
01:51:19,504 --> 01:51:21,464
But it's just the self-talk.
Maybe we should...

1754
01:51:21,547 --> 01:51:24,300
-Listen, I--
-'Cause you're... you're amazing.

1755
01:51:24,383 --> 01:51:26,302
Just to take it in for a minute.

1756
01:51:26,385 --> 01:51:28,888
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can take it in.
-You-- You are amazing.

1757
01:51:28,971 --> 01:51:31,557
-I can take that. Thank you, yeah.
-You are amazing. Will you say it?

1758
01:51:31,641 --> 01:51:33,184
No, I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you.

1759
01:51:34,519 --> 01:51:36,729
All right, guys, focus up. You feel that?

1760
01:51:36,813 --> 01:51:37,647
Yeah.

1761
01:51:45,238 --> 01:51:46,322
What's up, Peter?

1762
01:51:49,408 --> 01:51:50,910
How you like the new-new?

1763
01:51:52,078 --> 01:51:56,083
Look, you give it to me,
I'm gonna destroy it.

1764
01:51:57,166 --> 01:51:58,584
But I'll let you live.

1765
01:51:59,252 --> 01:52:00,795
Don't make me a murderer, Peter.

1766
01:52:03,673 --> 01:52:05,299
Okay, guys, here he comes.

1767
01:52:12,014 --> 01:52:15,643
Hey, Max!
I missed you, man. Ho!

1768
01:52:17,603 --> 01:52:19,146
All right, MJ, heads up!

1769
01:52:20,189 --> 01:52:21,357
Got it! Close it.

1770
01:52:25,403 --> 01:52:27,488
-Ned, it's not closing.
-Yeah, I know.

1771
01:52:27,572 --> 01:52:29,156
-Why isn't it closing?
-I-- I don't know.

1772
01:52:29,240 --> 01:52:32,285
-Did you close it before? No?
-No, I mean, I've opened some.

1773
01:52:41,210 --> 01:52:43,629
Max, Max, Max. Can we talk for a second?

1774
01:52:43,713 --> 01:52:45,798
-Just you and me, just talk?
-Look who showed up.

1775
01:52:46,507 --> 01:52:47,800
My old friend Spider-Man.

1776
01:52:47,884 --> 01:52:49,844
I'm trying to save you.
That's all I've wanted.

1777
01:52:49,927 --> 01:52:51,512
-You're not trying to save me.
-I am.

1778
01:52:51,596 --> 01:52:53,389
You ain't even the shit no more.

1779
01:52:53,472 --> 01:52:56,809
-Oh.
-Don't worry about me. I'll save myself.

1780
01:52:57,518 --> 01:53:00,229
-Burn up!
-Oh!

1781
01:53:00,313 --> 01:53:01,939
Well, I got his attention. Now what?

1782
01:53:02,023 --> 01:53:03,524
Okay, great.

1783
01:53:04,275 --> 01:53:07,278
Uh, just FYI... lizard guy's here too.

1784
01:53:08,988 --> 01:53:10,406
Guys, comm check. Hello?

1785
01:53:11,616 --> 01:53:14,201
<i>-I need Max's cure!</i>
-Yeah. I'm on it.

1786
01:53:15,161 --> 01:53:17,163
<i>Peter, I need the Lizard cure.</i>

1787
01:53:17,446 --> 01:53:18,539
Okay, okay.

1788
01:53:23,878 --> 01:53:25,588
Where's the box, Peter?

1789
01:53:25,671 --> 01:53:28,466
-Flint, we could help everyone.
-I don't care!

1790
01:53:39,852 --> 01:53:40,728
Sorry!

1791
01:53:41,562 --> 01:53:42,772
Ugh. Gross!

1792
01:53:43,481 --> 01:53:46,150
Sad to tell you, Sandman,
nobody's going home.

1793
01:54:23,896 --> 01:54:26,899
Oh! What the hell... is going on out there?

1794
01:54:26,983 --> 01:54:28,734
I keep yelling at you, Peter 2! Peter 2!

1795
01:54:28,818 --> 01:54:31,946
-I know, but I thought you were Peter 2.
-What? I'm not Peter 2.

1796
01:54:32,029 --> 01:54:34,281
Stop arguing, both of you!
Listen to Peter 1.

1797
01:54:34,365 --> 01:54:37,284
-Look, we're clearly not very good at this.
-I know, I know. We suck.

1798
01:54:37,368 --> 01:54:40,204
-I-- I don't know how to work as a team.
-Me neither.

1799
01:54:40,287 --> 01:54:42,248
Well I do. I've been in a team, okay?

1800
01:54:42,331 --> 01:54:44,959
I don't wanna brag, but I will.
I was in the Avengers.

1801
01:54:45,042 --> 01:54:46,377
-The Avengers?
-Yeah.

1802
01:54:46,460 --> 01:54:47,670
-That's great.
-Thank you.

1803
01:54:47,753 --> 01:54:48,629
What is that?

1804
01:54:49,797 --> 01:54:51,007
Wait, you don't have the Avengers?

1805
01:54:51,090 --> 01:54:52,591
Is that a band? Are you in a band?

1806
01:54:52,675 --> 01:54:56,053
No, I'm not in a band.
The Avengers is, uh, Earth's mightiest--

1807
01:54:56,137 --> 01:54:57,888
-How's this helping?
-Look, it's not important.

1808
01:54:57,972 --> 01:54:59,807
All we gotta do is focus,
trust your tingle,

1809
01:54:59,890 --> 01:55:01,308
and coordinate our attacks, okay?

1810
01:55:01,392 --> 01:55:04,303
Yes. Okay. Let's pick one target.

1811
01:55:04,386 --> 01:55:06,564
-Right.
-And we take them off the board one at a time.

1812
01:55:06,647 --> 01:55:09,233
-Now you got it. Okay, Peter 1, Peter 2.
-Peter 2.

1813
01:55:09,316 --> 01:55:10,609
-Peter 3.
-Peter 3.

1814
01:55:10,693 --> 01:55:12,611
-All right, let's do this. Ready?
-Wait, wait, wait!

1815
01:55:13,571 --> 01:55:14,780
I love you guys.

1816
01:55:17,450 --> 01:55:18,576
Thank you.

1817
01:55:20,202 --> 01:55:21,746
-All right, let's do this.
-Let's go.

1818
01:55:51,692 --> 01:55:52,906
Okay, Spider-Mans.

1819
01:55:53,790 --> 01:55:54,872
Sandman's first.

1820
01:55:56,363 --> 01:55:59,300
-I'm gonna lead him inside the statue.
-I'll meet you at the top. Whoa!

1821
01:56:02,161 --> 01:56:03,996
-Come on!
-Hey!

1822
01:56:06,957 --> 01:56:09,835
-Hey, Dr. Connors.
-Hello, Peter.

1823
01:56:11,128 --> 01:56:12,338
Peter 1!

1824
01:56:12,421 --> 01:56:13,297
I got it!

1825
01:56:25,017 --> 01:56:27,078
Flint, we're trying to help you!

1826
01:56:29,563 --> 01:56:30,704
Guys, I'm at the top!

1827
01:56:31,315 --> 01:56:32,362
I need the cure!

1828
01:56:34,985 --> 01:56:36,529
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

1829
01:56:38,388 --> 01:56:42,326
Just wait your turn, doc!

1830
01:56:42,409 --> 01:56:43,086
I'll be right back.

1831
01:57:20,781 --> 01:57:21,991
It's okay, Flint.

1832
01:57:24,243 --> 01:57:25,870
We're gonna get you home.

1833
01:57:26,662 --> 01:57:28,581
You just... stay right here.

1834
01:57:33,610 --> 01:57:35,838
How do we stop him?
I've never seen him this powerful.

1835
01:57:35,921 --> 01:57:38,215
It's the arc reactor.
We gotta get it off him.

1836
01:57:38,299 --> 01:57:40,217
You're not gonna take this from me.

1837
01:57:42,803 --> 01:57:43,762
That's not gonna work.

1838
01:57:49,018 --> 01:57:50,644
Okay. we gotta do this up close.

1839
01:57:50,728 --> 01:57:53,164
Peter 2, go right.
Peter 3, go left. On me.

1840
01:57:58,611 --> 01:57:59,445
Yeah!

1841
01:58:21,133 --> 01:58:24,261
I'm trying to close it.
I can't help that it's not working.

1842
01:58:24,345 --> 01:58:27,181
All right, it's fine. We're gonna do it again.
We're just gonna keep trying.

1843
01:58:27,264 --> 01:58:30,392
-All right, we got this. Shh.
-Focus and close the portal. Close the portal.

1844
01:58:33,729 --> 01:58:35,481
Oh, no. No, no, no.

1845
01:58:35,564 --> 01:58:37,708
And that is a lizard and we should go!

1846
01:58:42,655 --> 01:58:43,530
Run!

1847
01:58:44,531 --> 01:58:46,992
Come on! Come on, this way!
Quick, quick, quick!

1848
01:58:47,076 --> 01:58:48,152
Connors, stop!

1849
01:58:57,434 --> 01:58:58,137
Yeah.

1850
01:59:11,308 --> 01:59:13,852
Leave them. They're mine.

1851
01:59:13,936 --> 01:59:16,522
I don't need your help.
I got it just fine.

1852
01:59:16,605 --> 01:59:18,774
Dr. Octavius, no.

1853
01:59:21,360 --> 01:59:22,736
What are you doing?

1854
01:59:24,405 --> 01:59:25,614
Get it off of me.

1855
01:59:36,583 --> 01:59:37,710
There you go.

1856
01:59:56,937 --> 01:59:57,813
MJ!

1857
02:00:08,449 --> 02:00:09,616
Whoa.

1858
02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:11,952
-We gotta hide this thing.
-Right, right, right.

1859
02:00:16,206 --> 02:00:17,833
-Nice, Ned!
-Yeah!

1860
02:00:18,984 --> 02:00:19,818
Oh.

1861
02:00:21,503 --> 02:00:22,421
Where is he?

1862
02:00:22,504 --> 02:00:24,048
-No!
-Wait, wait, wait.

1863
02:00:24,131 --> 02:00:28,177
Before you do anything, Mister--
Doctor Strange, Sir... Peter's plan is working.

1864
02:00:28,260 --> 02:00:30,012
-What plan?
-He's curing them.

1865
02:00:39,063 --> 02:00:40,189
Dr. Connors?

1866
02:00:43,609 --> 02:00:44,693
Welcome back, sir.

1867
02:00:46,779 --> 02:00:48,030
Well, I'll be damned.

1868
02:00:50,991 --> 02:00:52,618
Did you just open a portal?

1869
02:00:53,619 --> 02:00:54,787
Yes-- Yes, sir, I did.

1870
02:00:55,579 --> 02:00:56,830
Hmm.

1871
02:01:02,544 --> 02:01:05,631
Max? Max?

1872
02:01:06,382 --> 02:01:09,510
-Don't worry. I'm all tapped out.
-Are you sure about that?

1873
02:01:11,470 --> 02:01:12,763
Back to being a nobody.

1874
02:01:12,946 --> 02:01:16,141
-You were never a nobody, Max.
-Yes, I was. Yes, I was.

1875
02:01:16,767 --> 02:01:17,592
You didn't see me.

1876
02:01:19,395 --> 02:01:22,064
-Can I tell you something, though?
-Yeah.

1877
02:01:23,107 --> 02:01:24,858
You got a nice face. You're just a kid.

1878
02:01:25,859 --> 02:01:27,528
-Eh.
-You're from Queens.

1879
02:01:28,654 --> 02:01:31,907
You got that suit.
You help a lot of poor people.

1880
02:01:31,990 --> 02:01:33,826
I just thought you was gonna be Black.

1881
02:01:35,035 --> 02:01:37,413
-Oh, man, I'm sorry.
-Ah, don't apologize.

1882
02:01:37,496 --> 02:01:39,915
There's gotta be a Black Spider-Man
somewhere out there.

1883
02:01:43,377 --> 02:01:44,586
Goddamn eels.

1884
02:01:48,340 --> 02:01:49,758
The power of the sun.

1885
02:01:52,928 --> 02:01:55,806
-In the palm of your hand.
-Peter?

1886
02:01:58,392 --> 02:01:59,226
Otto.

1887
02:02:01,186 --> 02:02:02,980
Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy.

1888
02:02:03,814 --> 02:02:05,190
It's good to see you.

1889
02:02:05,983 --> 02:02:07,192
You're all grown up.

1890
02:02:08,944 --> 02:02:09,987
How are you?

1891
02:02:12,281 --> 02:02:13,323
Trying to do better.

1892
02:02:20,747 --> 02:02:22,624
-Strange, wait, we're so close.
-Skip it!

1893
02:02:22,908 --> 02:02:25,502
I've been dangling
over the Grand Canyon for 12 hours.

1894
02:02:25,586 --> 02:02:28,672
I know, I know, I know.
I, uh-- Um, uh...

1895
02:02:29,506 --> 02:02:31,341
I-- I'm sorry about that, sir. I mean...

1896
02:02:31,425 --> 02:02:34,428
-You went to the Grand Canyon?
-He could have used your help.

1897
02:02:34,511 --> 02:02:36,680
No, no, no, it's okay.
Ah, these-- these are my new friends.

1898
02:02:36,763 --> 02:02:39,224
This is Peter Parker, Peter Parker.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man.

1899
02:02:39,308 --> 02:02:40,893
-They're mes from other universes.
-Oh, god.

1900
02:02:40,976 --> 02:02:43,329
They're here to help. This is the wizard
that I was telling you about.

1901
02:02:43,342 --> 02:02:45,149
Look, I am really impressed
that you've managed

1902
02:02:45,202 --> 02:02:47,149
to give them all a second chance, kid.

1903
02:02:48,358 --> 02:02:50,486
But this has to end. Now.

1904
02:02:50,569 --> 02:02:53,947
Can the Spider-Man come out to play?

1905
02:03:15,886 --> 02:03:17,095
Strange, no!

1906
02:03:46,775 --> 02:03:47,594
Are you okay?

1907
02:03:48,669 --> 02:03:49,545
Yeah.

1908
02:03:49,828 --> 02:03:50,896
I'm okay.

1909
02:03:54,099 --> 02:03:55,125
Are you okay?

1910
02:04:12,864 --> 02:04:13,695
Whoa.

1911
02:05:12,461 --> 02:05:13,962
Thank you, Mr. Cape, sir.

1912
02:05:17,299 --> 02:05:18,133
Ned?

1913
02:05:19,551 --> 02:05:20,594
-Ned!
-Hey!

1914
02:05:25,223 --> 02:05:26,141
MJ!

1915
02:05:26,224 --> 02:05:27,392
Peter?

1916
02:05:27,476 --> 02:05:29,311
-Ned!
-Peter!

1917
02:05:30,187 --> 02:05:31,355
Hey!

1918
02:05:31,438 --> 02:05:33,482
-Are you okay?
-We're okay!

1919
02:05:47,621 --> 02:05:53,126
Poor Peter.
Too weak to send me home to die.

1920
02:05:53,877 --> 02:05:54,711
No.

1921
02:05:55,587 --> 02:05:57,297
I just wanna kill you myself.

1922
02:05:58,131 --> 02:05:58,965
Attaboy.

1923
02:07:49,326 --> 02:07:50,952
She was there...

1924
02:07:51,661 --> 02:07:53,163
because of you.

1925
02:07:53,747 --> 02:07:55,999
I may have struck the blow,

1926
02:07:56,917 --> 02:07:58,335
but you...

1927
02:08:01,755 --> 02:08:04,966
You are the one that killed her.

1928
02:08:31,910 --> 02:08:32,744
Peter.

1929
02:08:46,383 --> 02:08:47,592
What have I done?

1930
02:08:51,880 --> 02:08:53,515
-It's you.
-You okay?

1931
02:08:53,598 --> 02:08:56,726
Uh... Yeah, I'm good.
I've been stabbed before.

1932
02:08:56,810 --> 02:08:58,436
-Oh, good, good, good.
-Hey.

1933
02:08:58,520 --> 02:09:00,897
-Oh, man.
-Hey, nice catch.

1934
02:09:02,023 --> 02:09:02,899
Nice throw.

1935
02:09:05,527 --> 02:09:09,322
-What? Is that happening, or am I dying?
-Oh, yeah, no, that's happening.

1936
02:09:09,406 --> 02:09:11,741
-That's real.
-Are there people in the sky?

1937
02:09:20,458 --> 02:09:22,711
-I gotta go.
-Yeah, yeah. I got it. You okay?

1938
02:09:27,215 --> 02:09:28,508
What's happening?

1939
02:09:28,592 --> 02:09:30,802
They're starting to come through,
And I can't stop them.

1940
02:09:30,886 --> 02:09:33,930
There's gotta be something we could do.
Can't you just cast the spell again?

1941
02:09:34,014 --> 02:09:35,765
Like the original way, before I screwed it up.

1942
02:09:35,849 --> 02:09:37,767
We're too late for that.
They're here.

1943
02:09:38,885 --> 02:09:40,729
They're here because of you.

1944
02:09:46,192 --> 02:09:47,694
What if everyone forgot who I was?

1945
02:09:47,777 --> 02:09:48,653
What?

1946
02:09:49,154 --> 02:09:52,073
They're coming here because of me, right?
Because I'm Peter Parker?

1947
02:09:52,657 --> 02:09:53,825
So cast a new spell.

1948
02:09:53,989 --> 02:09:56,328
But this time, make everyone forget
who Peter Parker is.

1949
02:09:56,411 --> 02:09:57,787
Make everyone forget...

1950
02:09:59,748 --> 02:10:01,166
-me.
-No.

1951
02:10:01,249 --> 02:10:04,044
-But it would work, right?
-Yeah, it would work.

1952
02:10:05,462 --> 02:10:08,048
But you gotta understand
that would mean that everyone

1953
02:10:08,131 --> 02:10:10,675
who knows and loves you, we...

1954
02:10:12,844 --> 02:10:14,721
We'd have no memory of you.

1955
02:10:16,514 --> 02:10:18,350
It would be as though you never existed.

1956
02:10:21,928 --> 02:10:22,762
I know.

1957
02:10:24,806 --> 02:10:25,899
Do it.

1958
02:10:29,527 --> 02:10:32,197
You better go and say your goodbyes.
You don't have long.

1959
02:10:32,822 --> 02:10:34,866
-Thank you, sir.
-Call me Stephen.

1960
02:10:38,536 --> 02:10:39,412
Thank you, Stephen.

1961
02:10:41,456 --> 02:10:44,250
Yeah. Still feels weird.

1962
02:10:46,920 --> 02:10:48,213
I'll see you around.

1963
02:10:50,048 --> 02:10:51,091
So long, kid.

1964
02:10:59,099 --> 02:11:00,433
Hey. Uh...

1965
02:11:01,059 --> 02:11:03,603
I--I think this is it.
I think you're about to go home.

1966
02:11:03,687 --> 02:11:05,188
-Okay.
-All right.

1967
02:11:05,271 --> 02:11:07,148
Look, I, uh...

1968
02:11:08,692 --> 02:11:09,693
Thank you.

1969
02:11:10,610 --> 02:11:13,738
I just wanna-- I want you to--
I wanna tell you that--

1970
02:11:14,447 --> 02:11:16,408
I don't know how to say this. I--

1971
02:11:16,491 --> 02:11:18,159
-Peter.
-I want you to know that I...

1972
02:11:19,869 --> 02:11:22,372
You know. It's what we do.

1973
02:11:24,249 --> 02:11:26,376
Yeah, it's what we do. Um...

1974
02:11:27,168 --> 02:11:29,629
Right, I gotta find Ned and MJ. I--

1975
02:11:29,713 --> 02:11:33,133
Uh...
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1976
02:11:37,512 --> 02:11:40,015
-I-- I guess I'll see you.
-Same.

1977
02:11:40,098 --> 02:11:40,974
Bye.

1978
02:11:43,601 --> 02:11:45,478
-Oh.
-You're in so much pain, huh?

1979
02:11:45,562 --> 02:11:46,688
-I am.
-Yeah.

1980
02:11:50,775 --> 02:11:51,919
Oh, you're okay.

1981
02:11:53,778 --> 02:11:54,904
So proud of you.

1982
02:11:55,989 --> 02:11:58,324
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, we're okay.

1983
02:11:58,408 --> 02:12:00,827
-Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
-I'm fine. I'm okay.

1984
02:12:00,910 --> 02:12:02,328
-You sure?
-I'm fine, I promise.

1985
02:12:02,996 --> 02:12:04,247
-Okay, okay.
-I promise.

1986
02:12:04,330 --> 02:12:05,165
Good.

1987
02:12:06,750 --> 02:12:09,044
Um, we should go, right?

1988
02:12:11,588 --> 02:12:14,382
Yeah. You're gonna forget who I am.

1989
02:12:16,384 --> 02:12:18,678
-What?
-Forget? Wh-- What are you talking about?

1990
02:12:20,096 --> 02:12:24,809
It's okay. I'm gonna come and find you,
and I'll explain everything.

1991
02:12:26,728 --> 02:12:28,271
I'll make you remember me.

1992
02:12:29,105 --> 02:12:32,192
And it'll be like none of this
ever happened. Okay?

1993
02:12:32,275 --> 02:12:35,612
Okay, but what if that doesn't work?
Wh-- What if that doesn't work?

1994
02:12:35,695 --> 02:12:38,073
Wh-- What if we can't remember you?
I don't wanna do that.

1995
02:12:38,823 --> 02:12:41,701
-I-- I don't wanna do that...
-I know. MJ, I know.

1996
02:12:41,785 --> 02:12:45,246
There's not something we can do?
We can't come up with a plan or something?

1997
02:12:45,330 --> 02:12:46,831
There's always something we can do.

1998
02:12:48,958 --> 02:12:50,168
There's nothing we can do.

1999
02:12:54,798 --> 02:12:55,882
But it'll be okay.

2000
02:13:00,386 --> 02:13:01,221
You promise?

2001
02:13:04,390 --> 02:13:05,683
Yeah, I promise.

2002
02:13:17,212 --> 02:13:18,613
I'll come find you, okay?

2003
02:13:19,439 --> 02:13:20,490
I know you will.

2004
02:13:21,991 --> 02:13:23,076
-Okay.
-Okay.

2005
02:13:25,495 --> 02:13:26,688
You better.

2006
02:13:28,735 --> 02:13:30,332
If you don't, I'm just gonna figure it out.

2007
02:13:31,348 --> 02:13:32,844
I've done it before, I can do it again.

2008
02:13:34,254 --> 02:13:35,755
I promise, I'll fix this.

2009
02:13:37,132 --> 02:13:38,383
I really hate magic.

2010
02:13:40,093 --> 02:13:41,219
Yeah. Me too.

2011
02:13:45,974 --> 02:13:47,058
I love you.

2012
02:13:53,481 --> 02:13:54,899
-I love--
-Just wait.

2013
02:13:56,109 --> 02:13:58,444
Wait and tell me when you see me again.

2014
02:14:00,446 --> 02:14:01,281
Sure.

2015
02:15:29,077 --> 02:15:29,911
<i>I love you.</i>

2016
02:16:09,075 --> 02:16:12,120
<i>It's been a few weeks
since the fiasco on the Statue of Liberty,</i>

2017
02:16:12,203 --> 02:16:15,164
{\an8}and Spider-Man's cultists
continue to contend

2018
02:16:15,248 --> 02:16:17,709
{\an8}that the vile vigilante is a hero.

2019
02:16:18,584 --> 02:16:22,755
{\an8}Well, if he were a hero, he'd unmask himself
and tell us who he really is

2020
02:16:22,839 --> 02:16:26,342
{\an8}because only a coward
conceals his identity.

2021
02:16:26,426 --> 02:16:29,595
{\an8}Only a coward hides his true intentions.

2022
02:16:29,679 --> 02:16:31,764
<i>Rest assured, ladies and gentlemen,</i>

2023
02:16:31,848 --> 02:16:36,144
<i>this reporter will uncover
those intentions, come hell or high water.</i>

2024
02:16:36,227 --> 02:16:40,898
Hi. My name is Peter Parker.
You don't know me, but I... uh...

2025
02:16:42,567 --> 02:16:45,153
Hi, my name is Peter Parker,
and you don't know me, but you--

2026
02:16:48,948 --> 02:16:50,033
Okay, come on.

2027
02:16:52,410 --> 02:16:54,912
-No way.
-Hard to believe, isn't it?

2028
02:17:03,879 --> 02:17:04,413
Hey.

2029
02:17:10,261 --> 02:17:12,722
One sec. Can I help you?

2030
02:17:12,805 --> 02:17:14,432
Hi. Um...

2031
02:17:14,515 --> 02:17:17,185
My name is Peter Parker, and I...

2032
02:17:20,897 --> 02:17:23,566
would like a coffee, please.

2033
02:17:24,359 --> 02:17:26,569
Okay, no problem, Peter Parker.

2034
02:17:33,159 --> 02:17:35,536
Doughnut for my fellow Engineer.

2035
02:17:36,245 --> 02:17:39,457
-Whoa. Wait, what?
-MIT, they're the Engineers. The mascot.

2036
02:17:39,540 --> 02:17:42,043
Oh, right, right, right.
I should probably know that.

2037
02:17:42,126 --> 02:17:46,130
-Look at you with the school spirit.
-Tell anybody, I will deny it.

2038
02:17:46,214 --> 02:17:47,423
Oh, okay.

2039
02:17:57,600 --> 02:17:59,811
Peter Parker? Peter Parker.

2040
02:18:00,561 --> 02:18:01,729
Your coffee.

2041
02:18:01,813 --> 02:18:03,356
-Right. Thank you.
-Mm-hm.

2042
02:18:03,439 --> 02:18:04,315
Um...

2043
02:18:06,192 --> 02:18:07,652
Are you excited for MIT?

2044
02:18:09,153 --> 02:18:11,781
Oh, right. Yeah. Uh...

2045
02:18:12,782 --> 02:18:14,826
Yeah, actually I am excited, which is weird

2046
02:18:14,909 --> 02:18:17,245
'cause I don't really
get excited about things, I...

2047
02:18:17,328 --> 02:18:18,996
kind of expect disappointment.

2048
02:18:19,080 --> 02:18:21,374
'Cause then you'll never
actually be disappointed.

2049
02:18:22,291 --> 02:18:23,126
Right?

2050
02:18:24,293 --> 02:18:25,253
Uh...

2051
02:18:26,129 --> 02:18:27,880
Yeah. Right.

2052
02:18:29,215 --> 02:18:30,764
It's just, um... I don't know,
it just kind of

2053
02:18:30,838 --> 02:18:32,936
feels different this
time for some reason.

2054
02:18:44,063 --> 02:18:45,440
Right. Um...

2055
02:18:46,732 --> 02:18:47,351
What I was--

2056
02:18:57,526 --> 02:18:58,361
You okay?

2057
02:18:59,620 --> 02:19:01,247
It doesn't really hurt anymore.

2058
02:19:12,583 --> 02:19:14,385
Is there anything else?

2059
02:19:27,148 --> 02:19:27,982
No.

2060
02:19:31,903 --> 02:19:32,945
Thank you.

2061
02:19:33,946 --> 02:19:34,864
No problem.

2062
02:19:41,329 --> 02:19:42,663
I'll, uh, see you around.

2063
02:20:47,937 --> 02:20:49,063
How'd you know her?

2064
02:20:52,984 --> 02:20:54,151
Through Spider-Man.

2065
02:20:55,192 --> 02:20:56,070
You?

2066
02:20:56,353 --> 02:20:57,196
Same.

2067
02:21:02,785 --> 02:21:04,579
I lost a good friend a while back.

2068
02:21:05,454 --> 02:21:06,455
Felt like this.

2069
02:21:09,417 --> 02:21:11,836
It hurts 'cause they're gone
and then it hurts all over again

2070
02:21:11,919 --> 02:21:13,588
because you remember
what they stood for

2071
02:21:13,671 --> 02:21:16,716
and you wonder, "Is all that gone too?"

2072
02:21:21,554 --> 02:21:22,805
No, it's not gone.

2073
02:21:25,850 --> 02:21:27,476
Everyone that she helped...

2074
02:21:29,937 --> 02:21:31,063
they'll keep it going.

2075
02:21:32,440 --> 02:21:33,649
You really think so?

2076
02:21:34,942 --> 02:21:35,943
I know it.

2077
02:21:38,112 --> 02:21:41,490
-Take care of yourself, okay?
-Yeah. Nice to meet you.

2078
02:21:48,914 --> 02:21:52,168
Rent is due on the first
of the month. Don't be late.

2079
02:22:43,678 --> 02:22:45,897
{\an8}<i>Four-three-Edward,
do you need EMS assist?</i>

2080
02:22:45,980 --> 02:22:47,123
{\an8}<i>Negative, Central.</i>

2081
02:22:47,307 --> 02:22:48,898
<i>We're gonna need a car tow.</i>

2082
02:26:03,836 --> 02:26:04,670
Okay.

2083
02:26:06,380 --> 02:26:07,882
Okay, okay, I-- I think I got this.

2084
02:26:07,965 --> 02:26:11,677
You're saying that this whole place here,

2085
02:26:11,760 --> 02:26:13,679
it-- It's just tons of...

2086
02:26:14,847 --> 02:26:16,023
of superpeople.

2087
02:26:16,107 --> 02:26:19,018
<i>And he has been saying it for hours.</i>

2088
02:26:19,810 --> 02:26:22,938
All right, tell me again.
I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.

2089
02:26:23,022 --> 02:26:26,859
There was a billionaire,
he had a tin suit and he could fly, right?

2090
02:26:29,194 --> 02:26:32,197
Okay, and there was
a really angry green man.

2091
02:26:32,281 --> 02:26:33,824
-Hulk.
-Hulk.

2092
02:26:33,908 --> 02:26:36,285
<i>Yeah, and you thought
Lethal Protector was a shit name.</i>

2093
02:26:36,368 --> 02:26:38,412
Yeah, because it is.

2094
02:26:38,495 --> 02:26:42,833
Now, tell me again about
your purple alien that loves stones.

2095
02:26:42,917 --> 02:26:45,586
'Cause I'll tell you what, man,
aliens they do not love stones.

2096
02:26:45,669 --> 02:26:47,671
<i>-Eddie, don't start.</i>
-No, they don't love stones.

2097
02:26:47,755 --> 02:26:49,757
You know what aliens love? Eating brains.

2098
02:26:49,840 --> 02:26:52,009
Because that's what they do. All right?

2099
02:26:52,092 --> 02:26:54,720
Señor, he made my family disappear.

2100
02:26:56,138 --> 02:26:57,181
For five years.

2101
02:26:58,599 --> 02:26:59,642
Five years?

2102
02:27:01,936 --> 02:27:03,062
That's a long time.

2103
02:27:05,731 --> 02:27:07,066
Maybe I...

2104
02:27:07,149 --> 02:27:09,860
Maybe I should go to New York
and speak to this, um...

2105
02:27:11,403 --> 02:27:12,404
Spider-Man.

2106
02:27:12,488 --> 02:27:15,532
<i>Eddie, we are drunk.</i>

2107
02:27:17,368 --> 02:27:19,828
<i>-Let's go skinny-dip!</i>
-I don't think we should skinny-dip.

2108
02:27:19,912 --> 02:27:21,038
Sir, you have to pay the bill.

2109
02:27:21,830 --> 02:27:23,165
<i>What is happening? No!</i>

2110
02:27:23,248 --> 02:27:25,626
<i>-No, we just got here! No, not again!</i>
-Oh...

2111
02:27:30,297 --> 02:27:31,465
And there he goes.

2112
02:27:32,174 --> 02:27:35,094
Without paying the bill, no tips, nothing.

2113
02:34:43,480 --> 02:34:47,150
<i>Seniors, don't forget to schedule
your graduation photo pickup.</i>

2114
02:34:48,194 --> 02:34:49,903
<i>Cafeteria safety is no joke.</i>

2115
02:34:51,988 --> 02:34:55,200
<i>Respect the signs,
or pay the consequences.</i>

2116
02:34:55,784 --> 02:34:58,537
<i>This has been a message
from the Cafeteria Safety Council.</i>

2117
02:34:58,620 --> 02:35:01,873
<i>And now, Betty's Corner,
with Betty Brant.</i>

2118
02:35:02,457 --> 02:35:06,420
<i>It seems like only yesterday
that we were just starting the adventure</i>

2119
02:35:06,503 --> 02:35:08,046
<i>that we call high school.</i>

2120
02:35:08,290 --> 02:35:10,465
<i>And what an adventure it's been.</i>

2121
02:35:11,383 --> 02:35:12,968
<i>We learned new things.</i>

2122
02:35:13,051 --> 02:35:14,886
<i>We traveled the world.</i>

2123
02:35:14,970 --> 02:35:16,513
<i>We fell in love.</i>

2124
02:35:16,596 --> 02:35:19,850
<i>We almost died. Multiple times.</i>

2125
02:35:19,933 --> 02:35:22,269
<i>We made friendships
that will last forever.</i>

2126
02:35:22,352 --> 02:35:25,730
<i>Also, some of us disappeared
for five years and then reappeared.</i>

2127
02:35:25,814 --> 02:35:27,816
<i>But, the less we talk about that,
the better.</i>

2128
02:35:28,767 --> 02:35:31,736
<i>What's important is that we made it.</i>

2129
02:35:31,820 --> 02:35:36,616
<i>And as we look out on to an exciting
and uncertain future, just remember:</i>

2130
02:35:36,700 --> 02:35:39,661
<i>The memories we've made here
at Midtown High</i>

2131
02:35:39,744 --> 02:35:41,997
<i>are the ones that we will cherish forever.</i>

2132
02:35:44,791 --> 02:35:46,418
That's Midtown News for today,

2133
02:35:46,501 --> 02:35:49,296
and for one last time,
this has been Betty Brant.

2134
02:35:49,379 --> 02:35:50,380
Signing off.

2135
02:35:51,465 --> 02:35:53,359
Happy graduation! Go Tigers!