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MARNIE: You can't see it yet, but this is my excited face.

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I'm doing little jumps.

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You know someone is special

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if you do little jumps when you see them.

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(BOTH SCREAM EXCITEDLY)

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(LE RESPONSABLE BY JACQUES DUTRONC PLAYING)

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HELEN: Oh, I missed you.

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I go to Boots on lunch and sniff your perfume.

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MARNIE: I'm on your Instagram, like, all the time.

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HELEN: I fucked your dad to feel closer to you.

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And you ruined it.

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(LAUGHS)

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MARNIE: I love her so much it makes me doubt my sexuality.

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But then, everything does.

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It's not her, it's me.

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So when I said I missed you,

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I meant, like, uh, how I'd miss my period.

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If it was a few days late, like slight concern,

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but not enough to buy a test.

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HELEN: Are you gonna talk to me then?

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MARNIE: Sorry, my mouth keeps getting full of whisky.

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Mate, you called me in a total fucking tizz

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and then all I hear from you since then is

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a couple of texts and a Kristen Wiig GIF.

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It's not enough to sustain a friendship.

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(SIGHS) Sorry.

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It's been mental.

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What you did was mental, Marnie. You just fucking left me.

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I was really worried about you.

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Went on the Mind website and everything.

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I know. I'm sorry.

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You don't need to worry about me.

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I'm speaking to someone now and it helps.

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I feel a lot less anxious.

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Okay, well, all I'm saying is if this

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needs to be an intervention

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instead of a city break, then that's fine.

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It is a city break,

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except, all you'll see is this,

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uh, a pub,

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and the inside of Shereen's flat,

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'cause I've only got £87 until I get a job.

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Wait, do you need money?

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I'm minted.

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Colin gave me a raise.

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He says because of gender pay-gaps,

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but I think it's thigh gaps.

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As in mine.

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(LAUGHS)

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(ECHOES) Are you listening to me?

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MARNIE: Fuck off, I don't fancy you.

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-Oi! -Ow.

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What are you thinking?

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You can't hang up on me now,

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because I'm right here in your face.

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MARNIE: I should be able to tell her anything.

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I showed my first pubic hair to this woman.

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I was thinking about your vagina.

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'Cause that's what's in your thigh gap.

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(LAUGHING)

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-CHARLIE: Afternoon. -There he is.

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Back in the driver's seat.

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How's she handling?

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Yeah. Yes, she's, uh, very smooth.

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Well, I shan't distract you.

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Thank you.

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What time do you call this?

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Erm...

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Did you get my e-mail?

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Oh, I, erm, red flagged it.

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What, sent it to human resources?

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As in, I haven't read it, sorry. Was it important?

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Uh, yeah, in the context of this.

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Yeah, this was gonna be about that, so it's...

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I mean, it's good background to have.

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I'm a bit up against it, Charlie. Sorry.

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Sorry, erm...

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I just... I just wanted to say that

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I don't want things to be difficult working here.

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It's not great if you're finding things difficult

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-on your first day back. -Er, I mean,

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between us, because of the cab thing.

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Er, yes, I... (STAMMERS)

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Just don't want you to think I was rejecting you,

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because I wasn't.

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I mean, technically, I was, 'cause I didn't... We didn't.

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But that's not 'cause I didn't want to.

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I mean, physically, you're thumbs up.

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But you're my boss, and I'm massively punching.

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It's like a monkey pulling a swan.

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I'm the monkey, you're the swan.

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But like a black swan, 'cause that's more interesting

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than just something white flowing down a canal.

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Anyway, I'm sort of making things worse.

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So, I'm just gonna go back and carry on doing my work.

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What are you doing tomorrow?

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Night.

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Er, I've got a dinner thing, actually.

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Okay, so you'll be done, what, 11:00, 11:30?

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Er, yeah.

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Come back to mine after.

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Er, can I ask what for?

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Just be a bit of fun.

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Erm, right. Er, can you clarify what you mean by "fun"?

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Just 'cause different people find different things fun.

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Like, my mate thinks gardening's fun.

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Other people like, erm,

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-jigsaws. -I'll text you the address.

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Meeting in 20, if you could tell the rest.

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-(BOTH LAUGHING) -Oh, my gosh.

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-Dave? -There's always a Dave.

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Dave!

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MARNIE: Oh, like that one, look.

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HELEN: Oh, Dave, David. MARNIE: Dave.

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-Dave. -Davido. Davido. Yeah!

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MARNIE: Oh, you see the little smile? HELEN: Oh, little smile.

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-MARNIE: Smiling like Dave. -(BOTH LAUGHING)

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There's something wrong with me.

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Yeah, I know.

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And I love you still.

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But, like, there actually is.

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What?

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It's to do with the way I think.

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Have you gone Scientologist?

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Is that why you moved to London? Are you brainwashed?

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-I'm not a Scientologist. -What then?

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I've got OCD.

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You don't have OCD. (LAUGHS)

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My therapist thinks I do.

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But you're such a mess.

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(EXHALES) OCD doesn't mean you're neat.

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Er, I've these thoughts about sex that pop into my head.

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Like,

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she's got a vagina.

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I could snog him.

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That looks like a penis.

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-Yeah, but everyone gets those. -No.

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Yeah, the other day, Colin was in the office eating a banana,

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and I was like, "No way he's sucking that off."

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Yeah, but did it make you anxious?

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Yeah. I was like, "It's 11:00 a.m.

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"and I'm already desperate for my meal deal".

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Okay.

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So it's like that,

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but not at all.

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It's in my head, like, 24/7.

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It makes me really anxious.

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So I... I do stuff to try and get rid of it.

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Like move to London and avoid you.

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You moved to London to avoid me?

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No. You're a trigger.

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That's why sometimes I go weird with you,

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'cause you're always wapping

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your boobs out, and it freaks me out.

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-I'm showing you my boobs. -Nothing, no, it's not you.

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It's uh, my disorder. They upset me.

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-Sorry. -No.

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I can't avoid every trigger. Look, don't cover them up.

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-Come on, get them out. -No.

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Oh, Dave, help me! She's trying

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-to molest me, Dave! -She's fine, Dave.

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She loves it. She loves it, really.

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(LAUGHING)

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I suppose they are quite nice.

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Why do you think I'm so obsessed with them?

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-What's this one? -Nancy.

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That girl from the other night?

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No, she isn't a girl.

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-Sorry, woman. -She's a witch.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Must be all right if you're breaking

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the Doherty double-dip rule.

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(GROANS) What's wrong with me?

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She's just a girl, a woman. Fucking witch, whatever.

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-Just say no to her. -I can't.

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She's going to send her little witch monkeys after me,

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and then where would I be?

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Trick her into having a bath.

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I would love a bath with her.

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'Cause then she'd melt, and she'd be dead.

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'Cause she's a witch.

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-Don't text her. -No. (SCOFFS)

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I am taking control.

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(EXHALES)

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MAN ON TV: ...ritual courtship in their search for a mate.

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HELEN: Shereen!

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Once found, coupling with that mate to reproduce...

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Oh, yeah, I still can't believe that you live with Shereen!

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She's all right.

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-Hi. -Hey, it's the pussy whisperer!

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I've never understood that moniker.

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I've never even had a cat.

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Come on, bring it in. Don't try and stroke me.

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(LAUGHS) You're welcome in my home.

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Oh, you smell like 2007.

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You smell like that homeless guy who lives outside the tube.

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Yeah, we went for drinks.

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Oh, I thought you were on a cleanse.

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Just a wee toast to the Motherland.

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SHEREEN: Look what I did. Hmm?

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-(MARNIE GASPS) -Ta-da!

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And a penne gratin with roasted summer veg for tomorrow.

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-(EXCLAIMS) -What's happening tomorrow?

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Er, we've having some people over for tea.

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It's kind of in your honour.

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And kinda 'cause they were coming over anyway.

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-What people? -People I've met.

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Oh, did you go on one of those sad apps

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to try and make friends?

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Oh, those don't work, (CHUCKLES) I've heard.

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Er, I met them in real life.

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It'll be great.

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All of us together at the same social event.

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How often does that happen?

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It'll be like an eclipse.

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Let's hope nobody damages their eyesight.

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Eh, eclipses are always a let-down.

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But they also unite everyone together

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to witness an historic celestial event.

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It's just a pasta bake, mate.

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MARNIE: The other thing about eclipses,

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is that you're so busy looking up,

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you don't see the massive hole you're about to fall into.

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♪ Nowhere to run to, baby

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(INAUDIBLE)

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♪ Nowhere to hide... ♪

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So this one here is, erm...

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-Helen. -CHARLIE: Okay.

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And that guy there?

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Joe.

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Joe. Joe from work, Joe.

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Yeah. Well, erm, not from work now, 'cause I quit.

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But he was at work when I was there.

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So you keep in touch? That's nice.

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Yeah. He's kind of a friend now.

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-Like us? -Yeah.

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Babe, can you, like, text my phone?

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-'Cause I think it's broken. -Yeah, yeah.

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I'm just gonna go and mingle.

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MARNIE: He's mingling. Mingling is happening.

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(INAUDIBLE)

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Salmon mousse and a cucumber blini?

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Are they homemade or shop bought?

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Homemade.

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It's like when people bring homemade stuff

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into work, isn't it?

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Just don't trust it.

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Do I detect some horseradish?

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Okay, so what does your house say about you?

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MARNIE: It's like my old life shagged my new life

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and had a delightful child.

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It's okay, you don't have to say, let's talk about

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-something else. -No, no, I'm gonna do it.

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Favourite celebrity animal, huh? Erm...

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♪ When I look in the mirror

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♪ To comb my hair

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♪ I see your face just a-smiling there

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So when he's not texting. You're, like,

259
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coming from different places.

260
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:51,500
And it's not because they're not into you.

261
00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:53,375
It's just, they haven't had time to talk,

262
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:56,542
because they're at a meeting or in a library.

263
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And they can't talk, and that's why they should fucking text!

264
00:12:58,751 --> 00:13:00,375
-You know? -Maybe you should just ring her.

265
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:03,000
I should just ring her, no?

266
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AMBER: Hey, Nancy,

267
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it's 8:32 p.m. on a Saturday,

268
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and you're probably out

269
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breaking a glass ceiling or the mould.

270
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Or some hearts, or something.

271
00:13:24,209 --> 00:13:27,417
So am I. Out and about.

272
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HELEN: He says you got him run over.

273
00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:34,876
(LAUGHS) Well...

274
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-JOE: What happened was... -We were at this pub.

275
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,459
-What, like a date? -MARNIE: No.

276
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Like the opposite of a date.

277
00:13:41,459 --> 00:13:43,083
What's this?

278
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:46,667
Did I, by any chance, leave my bra at your house?

279
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:50,042
'Cause I arrived with it, and now I don't have it.

280
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So if you find it,

281
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I want it back.

282
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Thank you.

283
00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:04,709
Erm, (LAUGHS) it was part of a set.

284
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:07,584
Oh, of course. That's why they're sold together.

285
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,292
Would you like a drink?

286
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,751
Yes, I'd like a pint of wine, please.

287
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:14,918
MARNIE: And his shoe was still in my pocket when I left his.

288
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,417
JOE: Because the nurse said I needed looking after.

289
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,042
I was like his carer.

290
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,375
Good bedside manner.

291
00:14:23,209 --> 00:14:27,042
Er, so, not a date, to answer your question.

292
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,459
-She wouldn't. -Why not?

293
00:14:32,292 --> 00:14:34,667
Erm... Er...

294
00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:37,709
(LAUGHS) She's just not a very sexual person.

295
00:14:38,584 --> 00:14:40,876
I'm doing all right in London.

296
00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:49,167
HELEN: I'm empty.

297
00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:00,042
-You all right? -I'm fine.

298
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,375
Why? Do I not seem fine?

299
00:15:02,876 --> 00:15:02,959
No.

300
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:05,918
You just seem a bit distracted.

301
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:11,751
Is it 'cause of all the people, with their bodies?

302
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:14,959
I'm fine.

303
00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:22,667
MARNIE: Well, I was fine.

304
00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:23,542
Now I feel kinda shitty.

305
00:15:23,626 --> 00:15:26,000
Why did she ask that?

306
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,334
Am I being a perv? Have people noticed?

307
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,667
CHARLIE: It's essentially ratio analysis

308
00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:32,459
and financial modelling

309
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:34,000
with the overall objective

310
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of making buy-sell stock investment recommendations.

311
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,459
-So... -Right. It sounds...

312
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,292
-Complex, yeah. -...really quite dry. (LAUGHS)

313
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,834
-Hmm. -I mean, I'm more of a creative.

314
00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:49,042
So that kinda stuff just goes over my head.

315
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,792
So, you're Joe from work?

316
00:15:56,876 --> 00:15:59,000
Work Joe. Joe doing the work.

317
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:01,959
All about the work.

318
00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:03,709
That's all? Just...

319
00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:05,667
Er, I do other stuff too.

320
00:16:05,751 --> 00:16:08,334
-Yeah, yeah. -(BOTH LAUGH)

321
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:10,500
Probably not as much as me, though.

322
00:16:10,584 --> 00:16:12,334
I do so many hobbies.

323
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:13,792
It's kind of my thing, actually.

324
00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:15,250
It's actually how we met.

325
00:16:15,334 --> 00:16:18,417
Oh, how did you? Sorry, she never said.

326
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:20,000
Felting.

327
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,042
Cool.

328
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,751
I think it's because I'm the extrovert,

329
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:28,626
and she's the introvert.

330
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,209
We just gel.

331
00:16:30,292 --> 00:16:32,542
Like a foetus absorbing its twin in the womb.

332
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:35,083
(LAUGHS) That's very good.

333
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:36,709
I think I've really come out of my shell.

334
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:36,918
How did you guys meet?

335
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,417
How did we meet, Marnie?

336
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,083
Er... Er, we met in a bar.

337
00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:46,125
She chatted me up.

338
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,834
-I was experimenting. -What?

339
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,292
You got with her?

340
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:56,167
SHEREEN: (LAUGHS) My first week in London,

341
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:59,709
the only human contact I had was with an IKEA cashier.

342
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:01,918
And I paid for that privilege.

343
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,083
(LAUGHS)

344
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:06,250
Ah, Charlie needs a drink.

345
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,709
-Thank you. -Mmm-hmm.

346
00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:16,000
So, how's things? How's work?

347
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,250
Well, my boss came on to me.

348
00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:22,167
What?

349
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,417
Hmm. Yeah, and I was like,

350
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,459
"Oh, my God,

351
00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:27,334
"you're my boss!"

352
00:17:28,459 --> 00:17:31,334
She actually wants me to go round there tonight.

353
00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:34,125
You should report her.

354
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:37,709
Well, what if I was into it?

355
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:42,125
Are you into it?

356
00:17:44,626 --> 00:17:46,584
Doesn't matter, does it?

357
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,709
I mean, what am I gonna do? Turn up,

358
00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:51,626
and hope the little fella does, too?

359
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:55,209
Well, that's beer talking.

360
00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:55,959
You need to take away its power.

361
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,209
Lack of power is kind of the issue though, innit?

362
00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:03,334
I mean, people would understand if you told them.

363
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,334
What, so, you... You think I should...

364
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,626
-Yeah. -...go round there after this?

365
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:12,083
You think that's the thing that I should do?

366
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:20,000
If that's what you want to do, you should do that.

367
00:18:30,584 --> 00:18:31,542
Yeah, I might.

368
00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:37,083
(GLASS BREAKING)

369
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,626
What? Oh.

370
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:41,000
-Oh, fuck. -SHEREEN: Is it okay if I get...

371
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,334
Yeah, sorry.

372
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,292
MARNIE: Oh, it's fine.

373
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,167
(LAUGHS) I wasn't apologising.

374
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:53,334
Uh, Shereen, can I do anything?

375
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:55,709
No, no, no, it's all done.

376
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:58,042
I'll do the dishes. Sorry.

377
00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:00,626
SHEREEN: It's just nice to have people over.

378
00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:01,500
Everyone is so nice.

379
00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:04,459
Amber invited me to her birthday party.

380
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,626
-Ah! -She invited me too.

381
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:09,000
You don't even live in London.

382
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,876
Yeah, well, I was thinking about it,

383
00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:12,792
actually.

384
00:19:12,876 --> 00:19:14,751
About getting back to my roots.

385
00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:16,083
I thought you're from Slough.

386
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:19,125
It's still London.

387
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,584
MARNIE: If she moves here, I'll have to move again

388
00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:32,626
like some sort of pervy nomad.

389
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,083
SHEREEN: Here we go.

390
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:41,334
Penne gratin with roasted summer vegetables.

391
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:43,417
-Pasta bake. -MARNIE: Delicious.

392
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,334
JOE: Hey, thanks, Shereen. CHARLIE: Thanks, Shereen.

393
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,918
CHARLIE: Yeah, thanks for having us around, Marnie.

394
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,459
SHEREEN: Should I dish up for everyone?

395
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,250
-I wanna make a speech. -No.

396
00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:55,959
Please don't, 'cause you're quite drunk.

397
00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:57,834
-(SHUSHING) -Helen.

398
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:00,209
I just want to say,

399
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,876
I think it's really nice that you lot are here.

400
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,334
-All right. -HELEN: 'Cause I know you

401
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,667
don't really know her

402
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,125
like me. (CHUCKLES)

403
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:17,542
But you all get how she is special.

404
00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:20,584
JOE: Hey. Cheers.

405
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,209
MARNIE: Special... Special measures.

406
00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:24,834
Special, because I fall short of acceptable standards.

407
00:20:24,918 --> 00:20:28,375
HELEN: No, but it's fine,

408
00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:31,292
because in spite of everything I know,

409
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:33,250
I accept you.

410
00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:38,709
-Love this girl. I love her. -(JOE LAUGHS)

411
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,667
Do you want a bit of baguette?

412
00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:44,834
Yeah, shove some bread in her mouth and shut her up.

413
00:20:44,918 --> 00:20:46,918
You, be nice.

414
00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:49,042
I am being nice.

415
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:50,918
So be nice then.

416
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,834
I'm literally always nice.

417
00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:56,000
I'm being nice just by being here.

418
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,417
Like, coming to see you

419
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,334
when you just left me, which wasn't nice.

420
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,125
But I'm nice,

421
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:05,667
and I'm here.

422
00:21:06,918 --> 00:21:08,083
So you're welcome.

423
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:13,417
-Cheers! -ALL: Cheers!

424
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,250
-Cheers. Great. -MARNIE: Oh.

425
00:21:15,334 --> 00:21:16,500
CHARLIE: Shall we dig in?

426
00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:18,334
-No. Give me the glass. -What? I have it.

427
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:19,918
-Oh, oh! -Whoa!

428
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:20,918
She's trying to get my top off!

429
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,375
-Stop. -Go then, have a good look.

430
00:21:23,459 --> 00:21:25,500
Stop it, Helen. Stop it. I don't like it.

431
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:26,834
-I don't like it! -Maybe you should have

432
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:28,334
some food. Soak some of it up.

433
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,000
You can look all you want when I move here.

434
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,334
You're not moving here.

435
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,834
Yeah, I am.

436
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,042
'Cause I'd do that for you.

437
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:40,709
'Cause of what's wrong with you.

438
00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:43,042
I don't want you to.

439
00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,584
There's something wrong with her.

440
00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:04,584
-No, there's not. -HELEN: Have you not told them?

441
00:22:05,459 --> 00:22:06,209
Don't be ashamed.

442
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,334
If they were mates, they'll get it.

443
00:22:08,417 --> 00:22:11,542
-I don't think she wants to. -She does. She does.

444
00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:12,083
-AMBER: No. -She does.

445
00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:14,375
She's obsessed with sex.

446
00:22:19,459 --> 00:22:21,876
MARNIE: It's not me. It's my OCD.

447
00:22:22,834 --> 00:22:24,125
Fuck off!

448
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,083
Shut the fuck up!

449
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:27,334
She's doing it right now.

450
00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:28,918
She's perving in her head,

451
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,250
thinking about all your bits and what she wants to do with them.

452
00:22:31,334 --> 00:22:33,709
And she has to do it no matter what it is,

453
00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:36,083
and that's why she's done stuff with you.

454
00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:38,250
SHEREEN: No, she hasn't. HELEN: She wants to.

455
00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:39,667
Shut the fuck up, Helen!

456
00:22:43,792 --> 00:22:46,000
(EXHALES)

457
00:22:49,042 --> 00:22:50,209
It's gonna get cold.

458
00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:52,542
-Yeah, cool. -Yeah.

459
00:22:52,626 --> 00:22:53,751
MARNIE: Plates.

460
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,250
-Hmm. -Nicely done.

461
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:57,292
JOE: You'll have to send me the recipe.

462
00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:01,584
CHARLIE: This looks... Wow.

463
00:23:05,042 --> 00:23:07,125
You know, she asked to see my breasts.

464
00:23:07,209 --> 00:23:09,292
-Fuck. -And I was like, "Fine...

465
00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:11,375
-CHARLIE: Jesus Christ. -"...because I'm your friend

466
00:23:11,459 --> 00:23:13,125
"and I would do that for you."

467
00:23:13,209 --> 00:23:14,667
Because I know how sick she is,

468
00:23:14,751 --> 00:23:16,959
and I know that's why she won't stop looking at my...

469
00:23:17,042 --> 00:23:18,500
Cover yourself up then!

470
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:26,000
She just wants to touch them.

471
00:23:26,083 --> 00:23:29,918
(YELLS) I have OCD!

472
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,876
I have intrusive sexual thoughts

473
00:23:31,959 --> 00:23:33,918
that give me really bad anxiety.

474
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,751
Yes, I've thought about you all.

475
00:23:39,834 --> 00:23:41,667
No, I don't want to talk about it.

476
00:23:42,584 --> 00:23:43,334
So enjoy your fucking tea.

477
00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:46,459
Bon appetit.

478
00:23:48,918 --> 00:23:50,334
This is good.

479
00:23:58,042 --> 00:24:00,083
(CHARLIE CLEARS THROAT)

480
00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:21,542
(DOOR BANGS SHUT)

481
00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:26,918
MARNIE: Most people ruin dinner parties with salmonella.

482
00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:28,459
Not me.

483
00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:29,751
If you come to my house,

484
00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:31,292
it's not the food that gives you nausea,

485
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:32,542
it's the shocking revelations about the host.

486
00:24:35,626 --> 00:24:37,542
Oh, I'll do it in the morning, Shereen.

487
00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:38,667
Oh, it's fine.

488
00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:40,459
-I said I'll do it. -Sorry.

489
00:24:40,542 --> 00:24:44,209
(GROANS) Don't apologise. Why are you so nice to people?

490
00:24:44,292 --> 00:24:46,042
You let them walk all over you.

491
00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:47,876
It's not gonna make them like you.

492
00:24:47,959 --> 00:24:48,584
It's fucking depressing.

493
00:24:51,334 --> 00:24:52,584
Stand up for yourself.

494
00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:03,042
I'm sorry.

495
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:10,834
♪ I don't need no one to follow

496
00:25:10,918 --> 00:25:12,584
♪ Feathers full

497
00:25:13,918 --> 00:25:19,125
♪ Get up early just to charm unawaking souls... ♪

498
00:25:19,209 --> 00:25:20,334
Hello.

499
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:21,626
SARAH: In here.

500
00:25:21,709 --> 00:25:23,959
♪ When the sea called me

501
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:29,334
♪ When the sea called me home ♪

502
00:25:29,417 --> 00:25:30,459
Want some?

503
00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:33,709
Actually, you don't have any milk, do you?

504
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,792
-Milk? -Yeah.

505
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,918
-Yeah, erm... -Thanks.

506
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,626
I just have a hankering.

507
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:54,417
Cheers.

508
00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:01,459
Hmm.

509
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,667
It's a nice place.

510
00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:07,292
Got good-sized rooms.

511
00:26:09,417 --> 00:26:11,167
I'll give you a tour.

512
00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,167
Kitchen, obviously.

513
00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:17,042
Conservatory, snug.

514
00:26:29,167 --> 00:26:31,000
She text back yet?

515
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,125
Nope. Not unless she somehow changed her name

516
00:26:33,209 --> 00:26:34,500
to Mum in my phone

517
00:26:34,584 --> 00:26:36,334
and wants to know if I want this lovely table lamp

518
00:26:36,417 --> 00:26:37,626
she's getting rid of.

519
00:26:38,709 --> 00:26:40,125
A bit chintzy.

520
00:26:40,584 --> 00:26:42,000
I said yeah.

521
00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:43,834
Well done.

522
00:26:43,918 --> 00:26:45,250
It's Irish chic.

523
00:26:47,959 --> 00:26:51,500
That was weird. But at least we didn't get food poisoning.

524
00:26:51,584 --> 00:26:53,167
(LAUGHS) There's still time.

525
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:54,626
(MOBILE BUZZING)

526
00:26:58,209 --> 00:26:59,876
Hello, Amber speaking.

527
00:26:59,959 --> 00:27:02,125
Oh. Is that your phone voice?

528
00:27:03,042 --> 00:27:04,292
Nancy, hi.

529
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:05,626
Do you wanna come round?

530
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,334
Erm... Um...

531
00:27:09,417 --> 00:27:10,959
I'm still out, actually.

532
00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:13,709
Okay, well, er, another time then.

533
00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:14,834
I could do next week.

534
00:27:14,918 --> 00:27:17,751
Yeah, just that work's a bit full on next week, so...

535
00:27:17,834 --> 00:27:21,542
Oh, tell me about it. Work is absolutely madness here.

536
00:27:21,626 --> 00:27:23,375
We'll have to play it by ear then.

537
00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:25,626
JOE: (WHISPERING) She's totally using you, you idiot. Don't do it.

538
00:27:25,709 --> 00:27:27,709
Don't do it. Just say no.

539
00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:29,959
Erm, what...

540
00:27:30,042 --> 00:27:33,918
Uh, I could do, say, an hour?

541
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,834
You are weak, mate. So weak.

542
00:27:37,918 --> 00:27:39,959
-NANCY: Great. -(LAUGHS)

543
00:27:40,042 --> 00:27:42,667
Isn't it just. Great, so...

544
00:27:44,959 --> 00:27:46,083
Hello?

545
00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:50,125
Who are you?

546
00:27:50,209 --> 00:27:52,250
It's like when they change buns. I don't like it.

547
00:27:52,334 --> 00:27:55,000
No. 'Cause what this is, is I'm playing her.

548
00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:59,584
Okay? I'm not gonna go to hers, and she's gonna be waiting.

549
00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:03,876
Right, and I'm gonna be here on the couch in my PJs,

550
00:28:03,959 --> 00:28:06,417
not at her house where she is,

551
00:28:07,417 --> 00:28:08,792
probably naked.

552
00:28:17,334 --> 00:28:18,500
Just one second.

553
00:28:18,584 --> 00:28:19,459
-Just gonna what? -No, I'm just gonna check on something.

554
00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,000
(AMBER LAUGHS)

555
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,709
And, bedroom.

556
00:28:27,834 --> 00:28:29,584
Oh, it's nice.

557
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:32,417
Very tidy. It's a good size.

558
00:28:33,167 --> 00:28:35,209
Oh, iPad by the bed. Naughty.

559
00:28:35,292 --> 00:28:36,792
Shouldn't use that before you go to sleep,

560
00:28:36,876 --> 00:28:38,125
because it's blue light, and it

561
00:28:38,209 --> 00:28:40,334
keeps you up. You know, disturbs your sleep.

562
00:28:42,042 --> 00:28:43,125
Hmm.

563
00:28:50,209 --> 00:28:52,334
Key performance indicator.

564
00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:57,834
-And no one can find out. -Mum's the word.

565
00:28:57,918 --> 00:28:59,250
What, 'cause you're, you know...

566
00:28:59,334 --> 00:28:59,667
Yeah, shh.

567
00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:18,459
-Come on. -(MOANS)

568
00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:22,834
I don't know if I can.

569
00:29:22,918 --> 00:29:25,918
If you're worried about work, I'll be very discreet.

570
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,834
It's not, like, erm... Physically.

571
00:29:28,918 --> 00:29:30,042
Got a bit of a problem.

572
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,250
Don't know if it works.

573
00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:35,667
You know, me, a bit this. I mean...

574
00:29:35,751 --> 00:29:37,209
I mean, it works sometimes. I just don't really know when.

575
00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:38,792
It's quite inconsistent.

576
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,500
I see. (SIGHS)

577
00:29:44,584 --> 00:29:46,834
Yeah, I just don't want you to think that it's you.

578
00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:48,626
-I know it's not me. -It's definitely...

579
00:29:48,709 --> 00:29:49,792
-It's definitely not you. -Yeah, yeah.

580
00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:53,542
I, uh... (STAMMERS)

581
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:56,000
What do you wanna do, Charlie?

582
00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:03,626
Well, if you still wanna do something,

583
00:30:03,709 --> 00:30:06,876
then it'd have to be me doing stuff to you.

584
00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:09,000
Right.

585
00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:10,417
That would probably help.

586
00:30:11,375 --> 00:30:12,709
You'd be doing me a favour.

587
00:30:14,459 --> 00:30:15,417
Happy to help.

588
00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:31,459
Helen.

589
00:30:32,959 --> 00:30:33,417
-Helen. -What?

590
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,834
Your bag's on the seat.

591
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:38,083
Oh, sorry.

592
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,500
What did you just say to her?

593
00:30:43,584 --> 00:30:45,709
I said I was sorry 'cause my bag was on the seat.

594
00:30:47,417 --> 00:30:47,876
Didn't know you knew that word.

595
00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:52,959
-Well, I do. -Maybe you should say it then.

596
00:30:53,042 --> 00:30:54,876
-You should say it. -Why should I say it?

597
00:30:54,959 --> 00:30:57,250
You're the one that behaved like a massive bitch.

598
00:30:57,334 --> 00:30:58,667
I can't believe you did that.

599
00:30:58,751 --> 00:30:59,626
I travelled like 500 miles to come and see you.

600
00:30:59,709 --> 00:31:01,918
The Proclaimers are in and they're

601
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,751
-proclaiming a load of shite. -You just ignored me.

602
00:31:03,834 --> 00:31:05,459
Pretty hard to ignore you when everything you do

603
00:31:05,542 --> 00:31:07,918
is so somebody will look at you.

604
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:13,751
Well, everyone's looking at you now,

605
00:31:13,834 --> 00:31:15,125
so you don't have to worry about that.

606
00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,792
Bet you hate that.

607
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:23,417
No, I hate that everyone gets fun Marnie, and I get this shit.

608
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,876
You love when I'm shit,

609
00:31:25,959 --> 00:31:28,209
because then nobody notices that you're shit. You're shit.

610
00:31:28,292 --> 00:31:30,542
Okay, well, I'd rather be shit than mental.

611
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:41,792
Bye.

612
00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:58,626
Excuse me.

613
00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:06,000
-I'm sorry. -Me, too.

614
00:32:12,751 --> 00:32:16,334
I don't think that you're mental.

615
00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,834
I was just really fucking angry at you for leaving me.

616
00:32:20,417 --> 00:32:21,918
I didn't leave you.

617
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:25,375
I left me.

618
00:32:27,626 --> 00:32:27,834
Please come back.

619
00:32:29,876 --> 00:32:32,792
You're not you when you're down here.

620
00:32:37,918 --> 00:32:41,918
I think we need to not be friends for a bit.

621
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:48,042
You can't not be my friend.

622
00:32:49,959 --> 00:32:51,792
'Cause all I've got is you and my hair.

623
00:33:03,667 --> 00:33:06,000
Are you breaking up with me?

624
00:33:10,459 --> 00:33:11,584
(HELEN SNIFFLES)

625
00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:20,292
I love you, but I hate how I feel when I'm with you.

626
00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:23,542
I'm sorry.

627
00:33:25,626 --> 00:33:27,375
I think I just need to be on my own for a bit,

628
00:33:27,459 --> 00:33:27,918
until I sort myself out.

629
00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:38,292
(CRYING)

630
00:33:42,709 --> 00:33:43,751
Well, I should go.

631
00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:47,542
Will you be okay?

632
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,250
I'll fuck your dad to get back at you.

633
00:33:54,334 --> 00:33:55,751
(BOTH LAUGHING)

634
00:34:05,709 --> 00:34:08,209
MARNIE: It's not me, it's her.

635
00:34:08,292 --> 00:34:11,584
Light of my life, bonfire of my existence.

636
00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:14,292
She used to make me feel warm inside.

637
00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:17,792
Now she's set my heart on fire, like an arson attack.

638
00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:19,083
We are ashes.

639
00:34:20,834 --> 00:34:22,792
But now, a new life can grow.

640
00:34:24,042 --> 00:34:26,584
♪ Although I might be laughing

641
00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:29,667
♪ Loud and hearty

642
00:34:30,417 --> 00:34:33,792
♪ Deep inside I'm blue

643
00:34:33,876 --> 00:34:39,542
♪ So take a good look at my face

644
00:34:39,626 --> 00:34:44,792
♪ You'll see my smile looks out of place

645
00:34:44,876 --> 00:34:49,292
♪ If you look closer, it's easy to trace

646
00:34:49,375 --> 00:34:52,334
♪ The tracks of my tears

647
00:34:55,167 --> 00:34:57,792
♪ I need you, need you

648
00:34:57,876 --> 00:35:01,667
♪ Need you, need you

649
00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:06,292
♪ Since you left me if you see me with another girl

650
00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:09,792
♪ Seeming like I'm having fun

651
00:35:10,667 --> 00:35:13,083
♪ Although she may be cute

652
00:35:13,167 --> 00:35:15,417
♪ She's just a substitute

653
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:19,542
♪ Because you're the permanent one

654
00:35:20,584 --> 00:35:25,542
♪ So take a good look at my face

655
00:35:25,626 --> 00:35:29,834
♪ You'll see my smile looks out of place

656
00:35:29,918 --> 00:35:31,876
♪ Look a little bit closer

657
00:35:31,959 --> 00:35:35,042
♪ It's easy to trace

658
00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:36,167
♪ The tracks of my tears... ♪