1 00:00:05,834 --> 00:00:06,209 (TRAIN RUMBLING) 2 00:00:09,334 --> 00:00:11,209 (SNIFFS) 3 00:00:11,667 --> 00:00:13,209 (TRAIN STOPPING) 4 00:00:13,834 --> 00:00:15,083 This is me. 5 00:00:16,209 --> 00:00:17,584 -Are you gonna be okay? -Yeah. 6 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:20,250 Thought it was a terrorist attack, but it wasn't. (SIGHS) 7 00:00:20,334 --> 00:00:21,918 -Er, I'll see you tomorrow? -Mmm-hmm. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,626 Unless something bad happens to me on the way home. 9 00:00:22,709 --> 00:00:25,083 I could get mugged. 10 00:00:25,167 --> 00:00:25,918 But I'll probably still come into work cos I'm new 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,250 and I want to make a good impression. 12 00:00:28,334 --> 00:00:29,667 (SIGHS) It would have to be something really bad, 13 00:00:29,751 --> 00:00:30,834 like an assault. 14 00:00:30,918 --> 00:00:32,167 (BOTH LAUGH) 15 00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:33,918 Well, I hope nothing bad happens to you. 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,834 -Thanks. -MAN: (OVER PA) Sorry, folks, 17 00:00:36,918 --> 00:00:40,250 slight issue with the doors. Shouldn't be too long. 18 00:00:40,334 --> 00:00:41,459 (DISTANT COUGH) 19 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,000 Maybe we should get another drink. 20 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:45,292 I've actually got to get back. 21 00:00:45,375 --> 00:00:47,000 -So, erm... -Yeah, no, I didn't mean that. 22 00:00:47,083 --> 00:00:48,417 I meant another time or never. 23 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,959 I mean, I totally would, but, erm... 24 00:00:51,209 --> 00:00:52,876 (SIGHS) 25 00:00:52,959 --> 00:00:54,667 Me and Shula are kind of back on. 26 00:00:54,751 --> 00:00:55,959 Ooh. 27 00:00:56,042 --> 00:00:58,709 Are back on, not kind of. So... (SIGHS) 28 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,042 I didn't mean it in that way, 29 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:02,292 anyway, obviously, cos we work together. (CHUCKLES) 30 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:03,626 Yeah, no, I didn't think you did. 31 00:01:03,709 --> 00:01:05,209 This would've been like a meeting. 32 00:01:07,042 --> 00:01:08,584 And I don't think of you that way. 33 00:01:08,667 --> 00:01:10,083 And when I do, I'm like... (RETCHES) 34 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:15,000 -Just to be clear. -Yeah, that was really clear. 35 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:17,417 -Er, so... -Yeah, yeah... 36 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,125 -...good night. -...see you around, bye. 37 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,459 WOMAN: (OVER PA) This is Finsbury Park. 38 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:22,292 Change here for the Piccadilly line... 39 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:24,709 MARNIE: Last time I had penetrative sex, 40 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:26,542 David Cameron was Prime Minister. 41 00:01:26,626 --> 00:01:29,667 Nobody should have that as a sexual reference point. 42 00:01:29,751 --> 00:01:31,167 And, now I've got my diagnosis, 43 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:33,667 I can be with someone and enjoy it properly, 44 00:01:33,751 --> 00:01:35,334 instead of spending the whole time 45 00:01:35,417 --> 00:01:37,167 worrying I'm a perv, having an inappropriate thought. 46 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:39,834 I'm not letting my thoughts cockblock me any more. 47 00:01:39,918 --> 00:01:42,292 -So, they've just stopped? -Yeah. 48 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:46,459 No doctor, no therapy, no drugs, no recovery? 49 00:01:46,542 --> 00:01:49,167 -You're just better? -Yeah, pretty much. 50 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:50,500 And if I do get one, I'm like, 51 00:01:50,751 --> 00:01:53,042 "It's not me, it's my OCD," and it stops. 52 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:54,918 Cos I was gonna say, if you want, 53 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,626 I could always refer you to my guy. 54 00:01:56,709 --> 00:01:58,667 -Hey. -MARNIE: Why? Is he single? 55 00:01:58,751 --> 00:01:59,500 That's not what I meant, is it? 56 00:01:59,751 --> 00:02:01,500 MARNIE: No, I'm not doing therapy. 57 00:02:01,834 --> 00:02:04,709 Sitting in a room, talking about myself and my feelings 58 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,292 when I could be out there, feeling stuff and people. 59 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:09,959 I want to live. 60 00:02:10,292 --> 00:02:12,167 I'm in London, there's like, four million males here. 61 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:14,500 I could have sex with all of them if I wanted to. 62 00:02:14,584 --> 00:02:17,334 I could sex with him, or him, or him. 63 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:19,167 Or, erm, hmm, yeah, not him 64 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:22,792 cos he'd always be asking me for money. Annoying. 65 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,042 And actually, it doesn't matter if he's fit. 66 00:02:25,125 --> 00:02:26,542 Don't care about his personality. 67 00:02:26,626 --> 00:02:27,626 I just care about his cock. 68 00:02:27,709 --> 00:02:29,417 He's not just a piece of meat, you know, Marnie. 69 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:31,876 Are you here to gossip or graft? 70 00:02:31,959 --> 00:02:34,709 -I gotta go, all right? -Who's that? Is he fit? 71 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:36,209 (LAUGHS) See you tomorrow. 72 00:02:36,292 --> 00:02:37,250 (LAUGHS) 73 00:02:40,209 --> 00:02:41,125 (LIFT DINGS) 74 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,375 (MUSIC PLAYING OVER EARPHONES) 75 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,584 (SIGHS) 76 00:02:57,334 --> 00:02:58,000 Hey. 77 00:02:58,375 --> 00:03:00,125 Great you weren't mugged or assaulted. 78 00:03:00,584 --> 00:03:01,375 Nope, I am alive. 79 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:04,959 Cool. 80 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:06,292 (SIGHS) 81 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:08,792 Babe, can you do a coffee run? 82 00:03:08,876 --> 00:03:10,709 And get a receipt, cos we're out of petty cash. 83 00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:12,334 -Remind me. -Yup. 84 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:13,751 Cheers. 85 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,667 (SIGHS) 86 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:27,918 So, why are you planting onions if they're already onions? 87 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,918 That's cos they're daffodils, you nana. 88 00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:36,626 I've got you a little something, actually. 89 00:03:38,709 --> 00:03:39,417 -Oh. -For your anniversary. 90 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:42,375 -(SNIFFLES) -Sam, sweetheart. 91 00:03:43,709 --> 00:03:45,125 Just a little joke. 92 00:03:45,209 --> 00:03:46,209 Help you get back on the horse, 93 00:03:47,709 --> 00:03:48,250 or woman. 94 00:03:49,876 --> 00:03:50,959 (CHARLIE CHUCKLES) 95 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:52,667 Seriously, mate, I'm proud of you. 96 00:03:52,751 --> 00:03:54,375 You earned that, yeah, every fucking day of it. 97 00:03:56,042 --> 00:03:57,626 You got anything special planned? 98 00:03:57,709 --> 00:03:59,209 Seeing a mate. 99 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:00,417 (EXHALES) 100 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:02,709 And trying to get something in the diary with Flora. 101 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:05,167 She said if I was sober, she'd see me, 102 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,375 so we could talk about us. 103 00:04:07,292 --> 00:04:09,918 -Oh, you've seen her? -No, that was last year. 104 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,125 She said that last year. 105 00:04:12,209 --> 00:04:14,083 A lot can change in a year, mate. 106 00:04:14,751 --> 00:04:16,584 She's the reason I'm still here. 107 00:04:17,334 --> 00:04:18,417 I did it for her. 108 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:20,542 How do I say that? 109 00:04:21,417 --> 00:04:24,417 (SIGHS) Okay, now it's like Loose Women in here. 110 00:04:25,542 --> 00:04:26,959 Just give me your phone. 111 00:04:27,042 --> 00:04:28,500 -Hey, oi... -Just back off. 112 00:04:28,584 --> 00:04:30,292 -Fuck off. Don't do it. -I've got a trowel. Go on. 113 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:37,709 Is that the first mobile phone? 114 00:04:37,959 --> 00:04:40,834 No smiley faces. Always with the smiley faces. 115 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,167 "Dear, Flora, 116 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:46,667 "you said we could talk when I've been sober a year. 117 00:04:46,751 --> 00:04:50,167 "That's now. I'd love it if you got in touch. 118 00:04:50,584 --> 00:04:52,375 "Love, Charlie." 119 00:04:54,626 --> 00:04:55,334 That's lovely. 120 00:04:55,417 --> 00:04:56,667 -Smiley face? -Yeah, maybe not. 121 00:04:56,751 --> 00:04:58,876 Smiley face. 122 00:04:58,959 --> 00:04:59,292 -(MOBILE SNAPS SHUT) -(SNIFFLES) 123 00:05:00,792 --> 00:05:02,209 (DUSTS HIS HANDS) 124 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:05,542 And if she doesn't reply? 125 00:05:05,626 --> 00:05:06,792 (SIGHS) 126 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:08,209 Well, then I'll have to be your plus one 127 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:09,709 when we go horse riding. 128 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:10,334 (CLEARS THROAT) 129 00:05:12,292 --> 00:05:14,417 Go on, crack on. 130 00:05:16,959 --> 00:05:20,000 Well, what can I get you? 131 00:05:23,334 --> 00:05:26,209 Hi. Er, quite a lot, actually. 132 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:29,250 It's not all for me. Don't even like coffee. 133 00:05:30,459 --> 00:05:32,250 (SMACKS LIPS) What's wrong with you? 134 00:05:32,334 --> 00:05:35,125 Er, you know, when you just don't like something 135 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:36,417 so you avoid it? 136 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,959 -Like, shaving. -(SCOFFS) 137 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:42,876 Well, that's cos you've never had my coffee. 138 00:05:42,959 --> 00:05:44,167 Well, I don't like it, so... 139 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,042 Well, maybe I should make you one so you can see. 140 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:48,876 -Maybe you should. -Maybe I will. 141 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:52,292 I will. 142 00:05:55,876 --> 00:05:58,417 -MARNIE: It's not me, it's my OCD. -(STEAM HISSING) 143 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,417 That's semi-skimmed he's frothing... 144 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,542 -(EXHALES) -Not man milk. 145 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:06,459 Right, this is a Cortado. 146 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:08,334 Your Espresso is cut 147 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:11,667 with equal quantities of warm milk 148 00:06:11,751 --> 00:06:13,083 to reduce acidity. 149 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,375 That's not a cock, that's meant to be a... 150 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:20,500 ...heart. 151 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:23,751 -Uh-oh. -Try it. 152 00:06:27,792 --> 00:06:28,500 BOTH: Mmm. 153 00:06:30,876 --> 00:06:32,167 (SMACKS LIPS) That's on the house. 154 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:34,334 -Wow, thanks. -Anytime. 155 00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:36,500 Well, not like anytime, 156 00:06:36,584 --> 00:06:38,792 cos then, I'd never make a profit. 157 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:40,209 (CHUCKLES) 158 00:06:44,209 --> 00:06:46,918 -Oh, should I stamp that? -Yes, please. 159 00:06:48,334 --> 00:06:49,584 (MIMICS MORTAR SHELL WHISTLING) 160 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:53,584 Thanks. -Ah, come on. -Ooh. 161 00:06:56,876 --> 00:06:58,250 (SIGHS) 162 00:07:09,542 --> 00:07:10,500 (SIGHS) 163 00:07:10,584 --> 00:07:12,584 Just going back to that free coffee thing, 164 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:16,834 erm, maybe I could get you one back? 165 00:07:16,918 --> 00:07:19,083 Well, I already get it free, because I work here, so... 166 00:07:19,167 --> 00:07:21,375 -I meant alcohol. In a pub. -Oh, okay. 167 00:07:21,459 --> 00:07:23,042 Cos I do like the taste of that. 168 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,167 Yeah, that'd be great. 169 00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:30,250 -Is tonight too soon? -No, I can do tonight. 170 00:07:30,334 --> 00:07:31,083 Great. 171 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:33,292 -I finish at 6:00. -Same. 172 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:35,834 -(SMACKS LIPS) I'll come... -Here and we could... 173 00:07:35,918 --> 00:07:38,000 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. Yep. 174 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:39,792 (PANTING) 175 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:40,459 (SIGHS) 176 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,042 Hey. Can you come in early tomorrow 177 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:48,709 and set up the boardroom for an investors meeting? 178 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:50,626 -Yeah. How early? -7:30. 179 00:07:50,709 --> 00:07:52,751 Sorry, perks of being an intern. 180 00:07:52,834 --> 00:07:56,709 Get some juice, fruit, pastries. That sort of thing. 181 00:07:56,792 --> 00:07:58,334 Is there petty cash, or... 182 00:07:58,417 --> 00:08:01,042 No, sorry, no one's been to the bank. 183 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:02,876 -(SIGHS) -Just get a receipt again. 184 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,834 -Sorry. -That's fine. 185 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,167 ♪ Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong ♪ 186 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:08,959 ♪ Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding ♪ 187 00:08:09,042 --> 00:08:11,209 ♪ Rama lama, lama-lama-lama ding dong ♪ 188 00:08:11,292 --> 00:08:13,209 ♪ Rama lama, lama-lama-lama-lama ding ♪ 189 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:15,209 ♪ Rama lama, lama-lama-lama ding dong ♪ 190 00:08:15,292 --> 00:08:17,209 ♪ Rama lama, lama-lama-lama-lama ding ♪ 191 00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:19,209 ♪ Rama lama, lama-lama-lama ding dong ♪ 192 00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:21,125 ♪ Rama lama, lama-lama-lama-lama ding ♪ 193 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,292 ♪ Ooh, ah, ooh ♪ 194 00:08:23,375 --> 00:08:25,125 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 195 00:08:25,209 --> 00:08:29,459 ♪ I got a girl named Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong ♪ 196 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,417 ♪ She' everything to me ♪ 197 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,250 ♪ Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong ♪ 198 00:08:34,334 --> 00:08:35,417 (GROANS) 199 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,959 ♪ For she's mine, all mine ♪ 200 00:08:38,042 --> 00:08:39,500 (COUGHS) 201 00:08:39,584 --> 00:08:40,709 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 202 00:08:40,792 --> 00:08:42,542 (EXHALES) 203 00:08:42,626 --> 00:08:44,626 ♪ I got a girl named Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong ♪ 204 00:08:44,709 --> 00:08:46,292 Babe, what are you trying to do? 205 00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:48,083 Wings. 206 00:08:49,209 --> 00:08:53,167 Like you're trying to draw a house. Come here. 207 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,626 Thanks. 208 00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:56,083 It's a bit much for the tube home. 209 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:58,667 I'm going for a drink. 210 00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:01,417 You got a date? 211 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,626 Well, we're just calling it a drink. 212 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:05,626 Who is he? 213 00:09:05,709 --> 00:09:06,876 I'm assuming it's a bloke, 214 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:07,459 because, you know, it's not Sunday 215 00:09:07,542 --> 00:09:09,125 and that's your gay day. 216 00:09:09,209 --> 00:09:10,584 It's just some guy I met. 217 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:15,292 -Is it Joe? -What? No way! 218 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,709 No, I think it's great, you know. 219 00:09:16,959 --> 00:09:18,834 You putting yourself out there, meeting new people. 220 00:09:18,918 --> 00:09:20,959 I'm getting to know my city. Being sociable. 221 00:09:21,042 --> 00:09:23,834 -Like a Labrador. Pissing on things. -(CHUCKLES) 222 00:09:23,918 --> 00:09:25,584 Dry-humping people. (CHUCKLES) 223 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,709 You go back to his, he's not gonna let you up on the bed. 224 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:30,250 I won't be going back to his. 225 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,125 ♪ Unh, unh ♪ 226 00:09:47,209 --> 00:09:49,500 Hmm, right, wait, wait. 227 00:09:49,584 --> 00:09:51,751 MARNIE: What? Do I kiss weird? 228 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:53,918 I'm just keen. 229 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,584 I wanna look at you. 230 00:09:56,918 --> 00:09:59,209 (SIGHS) 231 00:09:59,918 --> 00:10:01,209 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 232 00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:03,209 Ta-da! 233 00:10:03,918 --> 00:10:05,209 Mmm. 234 00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:07,667 Mmm. 235 00:10:07,751 --> 00:10:08,834 (SIGHS) 236 00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:09,626 Aw. (LAUGHS) 237 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,167 -(EXHALES) You like it? -(LAUGHS) 238 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,792 I'm not the biggest fan of them, 239 00:10:13,876 --> 00:10:14,709 but, erm, this one is... 240 00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:17,667 Yeah. Yeah. 241 00:10:19,959 --> 00:10:21,167 So, you'd rather if I didn't have one? 242 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:24,000 ♪ Six such strait A's ♪ 243 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:25,876 ♪ Cut 'em in the bathroom ♪ 244 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,209 ♪ So this is it then? ♪ 245 00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:30,751 -I want you to make me cum. -Okay. 246 00:10:32,918 --> 00:10:34,918 (EXHALES) 247 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,751 (KISSES) 248 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:37,792 Er, not like that. 249 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:41,918 With your mouth. 250 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:45,542 Mmm, naughty, naughty. 251 00:10:45,626 --> 00:10:47,834 (EXHALES) That I, er, can do. 252 00:10:52,792 --> 00:10:54,000 (KISSES) 253 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,876 ♪ Unh-unh, unh-unh ♪ 254 00:10:56,959 --> 00:10:59,709 ♪ Unh, unh, unh ♪ 255 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,834 (SIGHS) (SMACKS LIPS) I love doing this. 256 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,834 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 257 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,250 -I love it. -Okay. 258 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,626 (SIGHS) 259 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:14,250 ♪ 16, 6, 6, and you fell apart ♪ 260 00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:16,918 -(MOANS) -Ooh. (WINCING) 261 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,584 -What's up? -It's, er... It's just the bristles. 262 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:22,667 -Oh, sorry. -(CHUCKLES) 263 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,709 (BENJI GROANING) 264 00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:27,918 MARNIE: Are those sounds of pleasure or disgust? 265 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,751 -(GROANS LOUDLY) -(MARNIE SHUSHES) 266 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:32,792 Is it usually this loud? Is that normal? 267 00:11:34,459 --> 00:11:37,209 Am I too wet? Is that pervy? 268 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:38,751 (DISTORTED MOAN) 269 00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:40,959 What if it tastes weird? 270 00:11:41,751 --> 00:11:42,542 (SHUSHES) No. 271 00:11:42,626 --> 00:11:44,500 It's not me, it's my OCD. 272 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:47,042 I'm having an intrusive thought. 273 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:49,459 BENJI: Mmm. 274 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,709 MARNIE: I'm having an intrusive thought. 275 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:53,918 (MOANING) 276 00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:56,250 I'm having an... 277 00:11:56,334 --> 00:11:59,042 (MOANS) Keep doing that. 278 00:11:59,876 --> 00:12:01,459 (MOANS) 279 00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:04,542 ♪ You're all alone, friend, pick up the phone -- ♪ 280 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:06,542 (ALARM BEEPING) 281 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,292 (BENJI HUMMING) 282 00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:16,959 MARNIE: Just because I didn't cum, 283 00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:17,959 doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it. 284 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:20,584 I mildly did. 285 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,292 I can't expect fireworks from every random shag. 286 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,626 A sparkler's fine. 287 00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,000 Or one of those jazzy birthday candles 288 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,125 that keeps relighting. 289 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:31,417 Never comes to anything, 290 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,500 but still manages to raise a smile. 291 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:34,876 Hey, beautiful. 292 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,667 (MOANS) 293 00:12:39,751 --> 00:12:42,709 Last night blew my mind. 294 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:44,918 What's happened to your face? 295 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,292 Er, I shaved it. 296 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:54,167 Cos of not what I said? 297 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,292 Wow, look at you. 298 00:12:56,918 --> 00:12:57,792 I mean... 299 00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:00,167 We can't have that happen every time, can we? 300 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:01,375 (CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING) 301 00:13:01,459 --> 00:13:06,000 Er, I said I'd be in by 7:30. 302 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:06,542 -So... -Oh, sick, 303 00:13:06,626 --> 00:13:08,751 we can go in together. 304 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,000 Twenty minutes? 305 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,292 (SOFT CHUCKLES) 306 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,542 Yeah. 307 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,709 (BENJI HUMMING) 308 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,542 Oh! 309 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,083 We should do that. 310 00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:34,334 Be on the water, 311 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:38,042 eat a decadent meal, drink some fine wine. 312 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:41,500 Truly appreciate the beauty of this magical city. 313 00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:44,500 Er, yeah. 314 00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:50,334 When? 315 00:13:51,626 --> 00:13:52,959 Er, I... (STUTTERS) 316 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:54,834 I need to check my iCal later. 317 00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:01,209 Well, it's a date. 318 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,209 When you pick one. 319 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:06,584 -(BEEP) -Ooh, shit, this is me. 320 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,250 No, it's not. 321 00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:10,584 Yeah, no, I forgot. 322 00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:11,918 I've got to pick up some stuff for work. So... 323 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:17,500 -Oh, well, I'll see you later. -Okay, bye. 324 00:14:17,584 --> 00:14:22,334 ♪ You and I travel to the beat of a different drum ♪ 325 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:26,959 ♪ Oh, can't you tell by the way I run ♪ 326 00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:30,250 ♪ Every time you make eyes at me ♪ 327 00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:33,209 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 328 00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:34,125 ♪ You cry ♪ 329 00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:38,709 ♪ And moan and say it will work out ♪ 330 00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:39,042 Marnie. 331 00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:42,125 MARNIE: Hi. Er, 332 00:14:42,209 --> 00:14:43,959 I can't really talk right now. I'm at work. 333 00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,792 Oh, I thought something terrible had happened. 334 00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:47,792 I was Googling rapes and murders in London just in case. 335 00:14:47,876 --> 00:14:51,375 -Where were you? -Stayed at a mate's. 336 00:14:51,459 --> 00:14:53,626 -Well, a strange man's flat. -Oh! 337 00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,250 Yeah, the police said that was the most... 338 00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:56,292 You called the police? 339 00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:57,292 Well, it said to call 101 340 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,125 if I was that concerned about your welfare. 341 00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:00,667 -Which I was. -I'm fine. 342 00:15:00,751 --> 00:15:04,459 Just really aware of my vagina. 343 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:05,959 Yeah. And I care about that vagina. 344 00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:06,959 SHEREEN: I want to know about it. 345 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:09,292 I want to know where it's been. -No you don't. 346 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,792 And whether it's gonna come home at night. 347 00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,167 So, a simple text from it 348 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,584 or the person attached to it, would be nice. 349 00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:16,792 I didn't know you'd be this bothered. 350 00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:18,751 This is an appropriate response if you live with someone. 351 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,626 Okay. Sorry. 352 00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:23,000 I should work. 353 00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:25,417 If you want inappropriate, look to your employers 354 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,250 for exploiting young creative workers 355 00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:29,125 with unrealistic work hours, zero pay, 356 00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:29,959 not even a travel card. 357 00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:32,167 If I don't do it, someone else will. 358 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,083 -Exactly, you're dispensable. -No, I'm not... 359 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:38,167 I'm still waiting on those absence figures, Karen. 360 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,292 Karen! 361 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:43,417 ♪ Aren't you glad you're you? ♪ 362 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:47,959 -Morning. -Hey. 363 00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:49,125 Oh, shit, babe. 364 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,500 I forgot to text you. They cancelled. 365 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,500 But I bought all this stuff. 366 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,000 Sorry to drag you from your bed. 367 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,667 -Or was it someone else's? -MARNIE: What? 368 00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:58,500 -How was your date? -Yeah, it was fine. 369 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,751 -What did you get up to? -Er, just got a drink, chatted. 370 00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:05,375 So, you didn't stay at his and buy that top on your way in? 371 00:16:05,459 --> 00:16:06,751 No. 372 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:08,876 Boop! 373 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:11,375 He let you up on the bed then, huh? 374 00:16:11,459 --> 00:16:12,125 I bought this ages ago. 375 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,709 Who is it? Come on, don't be so secretive. 376 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,125 MARNIE: Doesn't matter who it is. 377 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,250 I'm not gonna see him again. 378 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:18,584 Well, I might see him with my eyes 379 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:19,709 if I bump into him. 380 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:20,751 (GROANS) Oh, what are you, four? 381 00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,959 Actually, I could murder a cuppa. 382 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,876 Morning, lads. 383 00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:34,334 -Moira. -Oh, it's actually Marnie. 384 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:35,209 Can you make sure the fashion stock 385 00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:36,834 from the freebie cupboard gets returned? 386 00:16:36,918 --> 00:16:40,167 -All the stuff on the rails. -Er, yeah. 387 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,834 It's got to be today, okay? 388 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,334 Today is like the last day we can do it, 389 00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:44,751 and it's like two grand worth of stuff. 390 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,626 So leave plenty of time, cos it's not all one shop. 391 00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:48,000 Okay. 392 00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:51,918 -Nice top. -Thanks. 393 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,042 (INAUDIBLE) 394 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,500 Sorry. 395 00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,250 Fuck off. 396 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,834 (SIGHS) 397 00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:20,125 So, good holiday? 398 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,167 Was it a holiday, though? 399 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,751 Depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts. 400 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,375 Well, it was a kind of holiday. 401 00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:30,292 -Not really, though. -A bit. 402 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,751 It wasn't. 403 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,959 Anyway, I'm better. 404 00:17:34,042 --> 00:17:37,125 I want to come back. Finish off my placement. 405 00:17:37,209 --> 00:17:39,459 God, I haven't been on a holiday for like... 406 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,167 Since Mauritius. 407 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,167 So, I was... I was just wondering 408 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,667 what I needed to do in order to do that. 409 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:53,751 -Are you sure you're ready? -Definitely. Yeah. Absolutely. 410 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:56,876 Cos the last time was very, erm, badly-timed. 411 00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:00,500 I'll time my next mental breakdown 412 00:18:00,584 --> 00:18:02,042 more considerately. 413 00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:08,167 Joke. There won't be one. 414 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,584 (SIGHS) This is it. So... 415 00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,375 (SARAH CLEARS THROAT) 416 00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:22,375 You'll have to meet the partners. 417 00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:24,459 Of course. 418 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,334 LIBBY: Tell people team meeting in five. 419 00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,876 -Do you want tea? -Er, no, I fancy a coffee. 420 00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:36,667 But one of those really wanky ones from downstairs. 421 00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,083 (BENJI MOANING) 422 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,709 Okay, yeah. 423 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:42,667 Yeah. I can do that. 424 00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:45,000 (SMACKS LIPS) Erm, maybe from somewhere else, though? 425 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,459 Actually, let's have it down there. Change of scene. 426 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:50,834 Or, maybe we could just go somewhere else, 427 00:18:50,918 --> 00:18:52,792 cos it is technically the same building, 428 00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:53,751 so if you wanted that change of scene... 429 00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,167 I can't be arsed walking. 430 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,334 BOTH: Mmm-hmm. 431 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:06,167 LIBBY: When am I getting your celibacy piece? 432 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,375 -It was in my... -I've got a flat white. 433 00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,542 You can just leave them there. Thanks. 434 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:11,959 All right. 435 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:14,209 AMBER: I've got a potential ping on this podcaster, 436 00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:16,751 if I can actually get a one-to-one with her. 437 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,709 Nancy Vergallo. 438 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:19,959 She's playing hard to get, 439 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,834 which is fine cos she is probably busy progressing 440 00:19:21,918 --> 00:19:23,876 the role of women in society. 441 00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:25,417 (CHUCKLES) She's kind of brilliant. 442 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,792 So, I'll get the nun piece 443 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,584 the morning after you've shagged her, then? 444 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,542 -(OTHERS CHUCKLE) -AMBER: It's professional admiration. 445 00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:32,459 -(GASPS) -BENJI: Oh, whoops. 446 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:35,459 Oh, shit! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh. 447 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,834 (STUTTERS) I got it, I got it. 448 00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:39,918 I'll get you another one. 449 00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:42,500 (MOUTHING) Sorry. 450 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,500 Cortado. 451 00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:50,709 -I said a tea? -Surprise. 452 00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:54,334 Well, somebody's got a fan. 453 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:56,459 Er, nope. 454 00:19:56,751 --> 00:19:58,375 Well, don't ask him for a loyalty card, 455 00:19:58,918 --> 00:20:01,000 cos the last intern did, and she ended up with an STD. 456 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:01,209 (SIGHS) 457 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,417 I might just switch this for a tea. 458 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,375 And get a cloth. 459 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:13,375 Good day. 460 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:18,459 Could you tone it down a bit? Cos I'm at work. 461 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,083 -Oh. Okay. -Okay? 462 00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:20,792 -Okay, yeah. -Thank you. 463 00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:23,000 -Hey, wait, wait, wait. -What? 464 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,292 What are you, er, doing after this? 465 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:28,918 -I was just gonna have a night in. -Sounds perfect. 466 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,751 I could, er, cook. 467 00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:37,125 (EXHALES) I meant at my house. Erm, thanks, though. 468 00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:40,834 -Sorry, have I done something? -What? No. 469 00:20:40,918 --> 00:20:42,584 -Then what's changed since this morning? -Nothing. 470 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:46,626 Well, it just seemed like, this morning you were, like, really into it. 471 00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:48,834 And now, you're just, not. 472 00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:50,792 Did I say I wasn't into it? 473 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:54,834 I just said I can't do tonight. Maybe another time. 474 00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:58,042 -"Maybe"? -(SMACKS LIPS) Yeah. 475 00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:00,250 Wow. Okay. 476 00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:02,834 (SMACKS LIPS) Yeah. 477 00:21:05,334 --> 00:21:07,417 I knew you'd be like this, actually, cos, erm, 478 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:11,292 you're so good-looking. 479 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:15,626 -(LAUGHS) We went on a date. -We made love, Marnie. 480 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,334 No, we didn't. 481 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:24,167 We had sex. That's all. Just sex. 482 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,417 And, it's finished. 483 00:21:27,042 --> 00:21:31,000 And can I get a cloth, please? 484 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,876 -(MUTTERS) Fucking slut. -What? 485 00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:55,667 Cloth. 486 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:01,709 Some interesting thoughts there. 487 00:22:02,209 --> 00:22:03,584 (CHUCKLES) 488 00:22:05,918 --> 00:22:06,792 MARNIE: Do they know we had sex? 489 00:22:06,876 --> 00:22:08,667 Can they smell it off my hair? 490 00:22:08,751 --> 00:22:11,042 Do they think I'm a skank? 491 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,167 I'm having an intrusive thought. 492 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,250 I'm having an intrusive thought. 493 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,500 I'm having an intrusive thought. 494 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,709 Amber, Joe, can we have that chat? 495 00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:24,334 MARNIE: It's a meeting about how inappropriate I am. 496 00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:27,292 I've tried to do sexual things 497 00:22:27,584 --> 00:22:29,292 with three different people in this building 498 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:30,626 in the space of a week. 499 00:22:30,709 --> 00:22:31,834 Fuck, that's sexual harassment. 500 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:32,542 (MOBILE PHONE PINGS) 501 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,083 Am I the office letch? 502 00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:38,834 I think like one, and I act like one. 503 00:22:38,918 --> 00:22:41,500 If I get the sack, it's proof I am one. 504 00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,667 What is going on with your chin? 505 00:22:44,751 --> 00:22:46,500 MARNIE: She thinks it's an STD. 506 00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:49,751 -(MOANS) -Shut up! 507 00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:02,792 I'm having an intrusive thought. 508 00:23:02,876 --> 00:23:07,042 But, I'm the one having it, so it must be my thought. 509 00:23:07,626 --> 00:23:08,626 What if I don't have OCD? 510 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:11,375 What if I am a sex pest, 511 00:23:11,459 --> 00:23:12,584 and it's just an excuse for me to perv? 512 00:23:14,709 --> 00:23:18,292 Moira. You need to take the clothes like I told you to. 513 00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:20,751 Yeah, I know. Sorry, I'm doing it now. 514 00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,918 -What are you doing? -Nothing. 515 00:23:23,709 --> 00:23:25,918 Moira. 516 00:23:27,542 --> 00:23:29,167 -Where did you find this one? -I said LinkedIn. 517 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,334 -LIBBY: What's the problem? -(MOANS) 518 00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:32,918 -Ask her. -What were you doing? 519 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,876 -Not what she thinks. -I think she's drinking. 520 00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:37,834 -Babe, at work? -Is there something wrong with you? 521 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:40,334 (MOANING) 522 00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:42,584 (LAUGHS) 523 00:23:43,959 --> 00:23:46,417 I don't know. 524 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,250 Maybe I'm mental. 525 00:23:48,584 --> 00:23:51,500 (BLUBBERING) 526 00:23:51,584 --> 00:23:54,000 I know you all think I'm some sort of nympho, 527 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:55,042 but I'm not. 528 00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:56,709 I'm a normal woman with sexual needs 529 00:23:56,792 --> 00:23:58,459 and I shouldn't have to apologise for it. 530 00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:00,125 -Babe... -But, sorry 531 00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:02,000 for having sex with a barista. 532 00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:04,125 Sorry for technically shagging my way here. 533 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:05,209 Oh, I don't know... 534 00:24:05,292 --> 00:24:06,792 Sorry for asking out a co-worker 535 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,792 even though he's got a girlfriend. Just trying to be nice. 536 00:24:08,876 --> 00:24:12,417 But, oh, no, suddenly I'm a pervert. 537 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,500 Well, you're slut-shaming. 538 00:24:14,584 --> 00:24:17,000 Come with me for a walk. We'll take five minutes. 539 00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:19,626 No! You don't know what I need. 540 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,125 You don't know me. 541 00:24:22,209 --> 00:24:25,876 You've not been inside me. You don't know what I'm like. 542 00:24:26,626 --> 00:24:30,584 So, fuck this. I'm not taking this. 543 00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:32,209 Treating me like the office letch. 544 00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:36,209 Like I'm dirty, disgusting. 545 00:24:36,292 --> 00:24:38,042 -What are you doing? -MARNIE: Leaving. 546 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:40,500 I wouldn't work here if you paid me. 547 00:24:40,584 --> 00:24:41,626 Which you don't. 548 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,250 In fact, working here has actually cost me £63.72. 549 00:24:45,334 --> 00:24:50,000 -If you go now, that's it. -Good! 550 00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:53,042 I know that's it, cos I'm saying that. 551 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:53,876 That's what I said! 552 00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:55,792 You totally stole that top as well. 553 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,000 What, this? 554 00:24:58,751 --> 00:24:59,459 Do you want it, Sef? 555 00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:03,584 -Here, you can have it. -(GRUNTS) 556 00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:07,459 And, I'm taking these, cos I bought them. 557 00:25:08,792 --> 00:25:09,500 Marnie, out! 558 00:25:22,542 --> 00:25:24,500 (LAUGHS) Oh, hi. Flora, wow. 559 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:28,667 Hi. 560 00:25:28,751 --> 00:25:29,626 Charlie. (LAUGHS) Oh, my God. 561 00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:34,042 Erm, Seb, could you maybe... 562 00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:36,792 I have to feed the cats anyway. So, er... 563 00:25:36,876 --> 00:25:38,667 They remember if you don't. 564 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,292 So, you two are... 565 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:46,792 -Flatmates. -Ah, great. 566 00:25:46,876 --> 00:25:48,250 Couldn't afford the rent on my own. 567 00:25:48,334 --> 00:25:49,459 A two-bed in Shoreditch. Are you joking? 568 00:25:49,709 --> 00:25:51,500 That's uh... It's good that you've got someone. 569 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:52,626 Yeah, he's, er... 570 00:25:52,709 --> 00:25:55,584 -Pretty fucking irritating, actually. -(LAUGHS) 571 00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:59,709 -Knives laid up in the dishwasher. -Sociopath. 572 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:02,292 Uses my butter, doesn't recycle. 573 00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:03,125 Cos I was like, "He's attractive. 574 00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:05,417 "I don't have a chance." 575 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,667 And now, I'm like, "Well, maybe I do." 576 00:26:11,459 --> 00:26:12,500 How've you been, anyway? 577 00:26:12,584 --> 00:26:14,459 -You look really... -Sober. 578 00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:16,375 -(CHUCKLES) Yeah. -Yeah. 579 00:26:16,459 --> 00:26:19,334 Yeah, it said in my... In my text. 580 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,209 I didn't know what to say. 581 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:30,209 So, can we talk? 582 00:26:30,292 --> 00:26:32,792 I mean, I know we're talking, but, like, talk, talk. 583 00:26:32,876 --> 00:26:35,167 Like we said we would after it had been a year. 584 00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:39,751 It's been a year. 365 days. 585 00:26:40,417 --> 00:26:43,542 -(BOTH LAUGH) -Oh, it's great. 586 00:26:43,626 --> 00:26:45,709 You're great. Willpower. (LAUGHS) 587 00:26:53,709 --> 00:26:55,542 The thing is, 588 00:26:55,626 --> 00:26:58,751 every one of those days was for you. 589 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:00,876 So, there's that. 590 00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:06,918 Yeah. 591 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,375 Yeah. 592 00:27:11,834 --> 00:27:17,584 I don't know if that's where I'm at right now. 593 00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:22,918 For me, you know, emotionally. 594 00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:29,000 -Right. -I'm sorry. 595 00:27:34,626 --> 00:27:36,667 But, it's great... It's good that you're doing so well. 596 00:27:38,459 --> 00:27:41,250 Yeah. Yeah, er, I am. I am. 597 00:27:42,334 --> 00:27:44,292 I just wanted to make sure that you weren't, 598 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:47,000 you know, counting the days. 599 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,083 We should catch up. 600 00:27:52,167 --> 00:27:56,083 You know what? I'm super busy at the moment. So... 601 00:27:57,167 --> 00:27:57,834 Another time. 602 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:04,751 -It was really nice to see you. -Yeah, just... 603 00:28:08,334 --> 00:28:11,042 (GRUNTS) For God's sake. 604 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:16,626 ♪ Help me, Lord, help me, Jesus ♪ 605 00:28:16,709 --> 00:28:17,918 ♪ 'Cause I'm lonely ♪ 606 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,459 (PANTING) 607 00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:23,709 ♪ And tired ♪ 608 00:28:25,876 --> 00:28:29,792 ♪ Help me, Lord, it ain't easy ♪ 609 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,751 ♪ 'Cause I'm ♪ 610 00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,292 Oh, crap. 611 00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:38,918 ♪ Livin' with the blind ♪ 612 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,125 ♪ I got no reason ♪ 613 00:28:43,209 --> 00:28:46,125 ♪ To believe in ♪ 614 00:28:46,209 --> 00:28:50,751 ♪ Anything ♪ 615 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:52,209 (LINE RINGING) 616 00:28:52,918 --> 00:28:53,709 -MAN: Hello, mate. -(MUMBLING) Hey. 617 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,876 ♪ Help me, Lord, help me, Jesus ♪ 618 00:28:59,959 --> 00:29:01,626 Hello. What are you up to? 619 00:29:01,709 --> 00:29:05,083 (LAUGHS) I'm in an average pub on my own. 620 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:06,542 You still up for doing something? 621 00:29:06,876 --> 00:29:09,959 Er, yeah, that's why I phoned. Cos someone's gotta celebrate. 622 00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:11,792 Well, do you want to come to mine? 623 00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:14,459 Oh, getting a tour of the old palace. 624 00:29:14,542 --> 00:29:16,709 The old family pile. 625 00:29:16,792 --> 00:29:19,334 The old "where you live". (LAUGHS) 626 00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:21,834 I'll text you the address. 627 00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:25,334 All right, bye. 628 00:29:25,417 --> 00:29:28,542 ♪ God, I'm hoping ♪ 629 00:29:28,626 --> 00:29:32,542 ♪ For a reason ♪ 630 00:29:32,626 --> 00:29:36,459 ♪ To be here ♪ 631 00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:42,584 (DOOR BELL RINGS) 632 00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:49,918 -Oi, oi, how's your father? -There she is, bring it in for me... 633 00:29:50,584 --> 00:29:52,876 You all right? Willkommen. 634 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:57,542 -Didn't know you were posh. -Er, parents. 635 00:29:57,626 --> 00:29:59,209 They're at their place in France, 636 00:29:59,292 --> 00:30:00,542 so I get the run of this. 637 00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:03,042 -(BELL DINGS) -Drink? 638 00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:04,542 (SCOFFS) 639 00:30:08,751 --> 00:30:10,751 Are they famous or something? 640 00:30:11,792 --> 00:30:13,876 My mum was in Midsomer Murders. 641 00:30:14,459 --> 00:30:16,250 That's my dad. He's in music. 642 00:30:16,334 --> 00:30:19,375 Doesn't play it. He just takes credit for other people. 643 00:30:19,459 --> 00:30:20,834 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 644 00:30:20,918 --> 00:30:23,876 All right, what can I get you, madame? 645 00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:29,626 -Erm, whisky. That one. -Six-hundred quid a bottle. 646 00:30:29,709 --> 00:30:33,042 -(INHALES) Or something else is fine. -No, this will do. 647 00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:34,834 -Will your dad not mind? -He won't notice. 648 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:38,042 Thanks, Howard. 649 00:30:40,834 --> 00:30:41,959 (SIGHS) 650 00:30:42,459 --> 00:30:45,042 Oh... Congratulations. 651 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,042 -A year is ages. -Cheers. 652 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,459 -(GLASSES CLINK) -Yay! 653 00:30:59,751 --> 00:31:01,250 Did it myself. 654 00:31:14,542 --> 00:31:18,375 I'm really, erm... I'm really glad you came. 655 00:31:19,626 --> 00:31:20,792 Me, too. 656 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,250 Are you okay? 657 00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:37,209 Mmm. 658 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,167 -Charlie. -Yeah. Yeah. 659 00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:45,375 (SNIFFLES) 660 00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:48,876 -I'm fine. -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 661 00:31:49,334 --> 00:31:51,667 Thanks. (SNIFFLES) 662 00:31:51,751 --> 00:31:52,876 (SIGHS AND CHUCKLES) 663 00:31:58,209 --> 00:31:59,417 Come here. 664 00:32:00,417 --> 00:32:01,626 (EXHALES) 665 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,751 Oh. Thanks. 666 00:32:43,584 --> 00:32:46,000 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 667 00:32:54,751 --> 00:32:56,667 I just... I just got to... (SNIFFLES) 668 00:32:56,751 --> 00:32:58,751 -MARNIE: Yeah. -(GRUNTS) 669 00:32:58,834 --> 00:32:59,751 -Shall I? -No. (EXHALES) 670 00:32:59,834 --> 00:33:02,417 Just give me... Just give me a second. 671 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:06,876 (SIGHS) Give me a second. Just give me a second. 672 00:33:11,834 --> 00:33:15,500 -Hmm. -It's okay, we don't have to. 673 00:33:17,792 --> 00:33:19,334 Yeah, we do. Come on. 674 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:21,792 (EXHALES) 675 00:33:24,417 --> 00:33:25,417 (GROANS AND SNIFFLES) 676 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,792 Oh, fuck. 677 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:33,083 -(TROUSERS ZIPPING) -(SIGHS) 678 00:33:38,626 --> 00:33:41,167 Can you just, erm... Can you just go, please? 679 00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:44,167 What? 680 00:33:44,250 --> 00:33:46,500 Can you just get out? (SNIFFLES) 681 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:54,000 (SIGHS) 682 00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,083 Get out! 683 00:34:20,584 --> 00:34:23,083 (GLASS SHATTERING) 684 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,626 Oh. How is your vagina? (LAUGHS) 685 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,709 Are you okay? 686 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:36,959 -You've been drinking again? -Yeah, I've been drinking, 687 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,125 -cos it's fucking fun. -It doesn't look like fun. 688 00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:41,500 Trampolining is fun, or singing or bank holidays. 689 00:34:41,584 --> 00:34:43,083 -Eating cereal straight out of the box... -(SHUSHES) 690 00:34:43,709 --> 00:34:47,167 Stop it, Shereen. Stop! 691 00:34:50,626 --> 00:34:51,292 (SIGHS) 692 00:35:07,334 --> 00:35:09,000 It's just a quick tidy. 693 00:35:10,959 --> 00:35:13,000 (SOBBING) 694 00:35:32,626 --> 00:35:35,042 Everything's... 695 00:35:35,584 --> 00:35:37,751 Everything's been a... 696 00:35:37,834 --> 00:35:39,709 (MUFFLED) I need help, Shereen, or I'm going to spin away. 697 00:35:39,792 --> 00:35:42,417 I don't want to spin away. 698 00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:45,334 You won't. You won't, you won't. 699 00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:47,959 It's okay. 700 00:35:48,042 --> 00:35:51,042 You won't, because I... Look, I've got you, okay? 701 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,459 I've got you. Come here.