1 00:00:06,239 --> 00:00:08,575 Have you ever had one of those weird, distressing thoughts 2 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:12,412 where you're just like, "Fuck! 3 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:13,513 "Where did that come from?" 4 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:17,350 Like something totally inappropriate or shocking. 5 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:20,520 Like imagining your boss naked. 6 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:23,189 Or punching an old person in the street. 7 00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:24,491 -(THUMPS) -(CHUCKLES) 8 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:27,260 Or jumping off a train platform. 9 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,595 (TRAIN WHISTLES) 10 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,531 Most people can easily dismiss them, 11 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:33,700 um, 'cause you know deep down 12 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,869 that you don't really want to do those things. 13 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:38,405 But, what happens when the part of your brain 14 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:42,909 that allows you to dismiss those thoughts isn't working properly? 15 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:44,944 What happens if you get those thoughts so regularly 16 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:49,616 that they start to become a real challenge 17 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,384 to your sense of self 18 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:53,386 that you just don't know who you are any more? 19 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:55,088 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 20 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,466 ♪ I won't take all that they hand me down ♪ 21 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,368 (NARRATING) It's a bad day if it ends with you 22 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:10,937 freezing your tits off in a lay-by. 23 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:13,907 As of two hours ago, my life is fucked. 24 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:15,642 Literally. 25 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,778 The kind of fucked you cannot come back from. 26 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:24,150 ♪ 'Cause I'm not like everybody else ♪ 27 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:28,388 ♪ I'm not like everybody else ♪ 28 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:32,425 ♪ I'm not like everybody else ♪ 29 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:33,660 ♪ I'm not like everybody else ♪ 30 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,762 (ENGINE REVVING) 31 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:40,600 ♪ And I don't want to ball about like everybody else ♪ 32 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,902 ♪ And I don't want to live my life like everybody else ♪ 33 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:46,339 That might look like a smile, but it's total delusion. 34 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,409 -Oh, I've already paid him, Mum. -(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 35 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,811 (MOUTHING) 36 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,949 -Take that, come on. I booked the cab. -Mum, I don't want your money. 37 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:57,917 -No, Marnie, don't be silly. -No, Mum. 38 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,687 Oh, really? Like I gave you a lap dance. 39 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,522 Is there a function going on? 40 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,257 ♪ And I don't want to live my life like everybody else ♪ 41 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:09,496 ♪ And I don't want to stay fine like everybody else ♪ 42 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,431 ALL: Surprise! 43 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,268 -Did you do this? -Come on. 44 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:17,036 Our wee busy-body. 45 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,706 How did you get everyone's numbers? 46 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,641 ♪ Like everybody else ♪ 47 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,643 ♪ Like everybody else ♪ 48 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,545 ♪ Like everybody else ♪ 49 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:26,713 ♪ Like everybody else ♪ 50 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,516 ♪ Like everybody else ♪ 51 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:30,717 ♪ Like everybody else ♪ 52 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:34,120 ♪ Like everybody else ♪ 53 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,889 MARNIE: Hello. 54 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:37,223 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 55 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:40,660 Sorry. It's the speech now. (LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY) 56 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,734 (YELLING) Speech! 57 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,502 (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 58 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,543 I wish my parents weren't so popular, 59 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:58,311 then there wouldn't be so many of you. 60 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,580 (ALL LAUGHING) 61 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,250 I thought I'd say a few words 62 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:07,487 for Mum and Dad's special anniversary. 63 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,556 And they didn't have any other kids, so it had to be me. 64 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,658 (ALL LAUGHING) 65 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,993 On the plus side, being the only child, 66 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,762 I do get all the inheritance. 67 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,330 (ALL LAUGHING) 68 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:23,169 Thanks for having that vasectomy, Dad. 69 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:25,672 (ALL LAUGHING) 70 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,909 Shout out to my pal Helen. 71 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:32,512 Um, for helping me pull this off. 72 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:35,915 And to Gran for paying for it. 73 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:38,117 I still got her credit card. She forgot. 74 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,586 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 75 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:41,287 No, I'm only joking. I just kept it. 76 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,091 No. (LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY) 77 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:51,431 What can I say about Mum and Dad? 78 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,567 They just go together. 79 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,069 They come as a pair. 80 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:59,272 They're like... trousers or scissors. 81 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:01,474 Or spectacles. 82 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:05,778 The world wouldn't make sense if they weren't together. 83 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:06,980 You inspire me. 84 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,648 (ALL CLAMOURING) 85 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,319 And on the third Friday of the month, 86 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:14,153 let's just say you do not want 87 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,290 to be in the bedroom next to theirs. 88 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,592 (PEOPLE CLAMOURING) 89 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:22,929 Massive third wheel. Shit. 90 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,163 Um... 91 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,233 Sorry. (LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY) 92 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:32,672 Ah. 93 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,941 (LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY) 94 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,579 (SIGHS) 95 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,987 It's a bit shit for them 'cause I still live at home. 96 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,091 I'm one of those people 97 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,093 who moves home with their parents after uni. 98 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,863 And... works their summer job 99 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,698 until something better comes along, 100 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:02,702 and 13 months later, still hasn't done anything with their English degree. 101 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,005 Except for write this. 102 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,441 Collection of words. 103 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:15,014 Uh... 104 00:05:20,953 --> 00:05:23,323 (SIGHS) Stop. 105 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:25,725 Uh, um... 106 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:29,062 (PANTING) 107 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:33,199 Fuck. Sorry. 108 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:36,035 My hands are sweating. Is it hot in here? 109 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:39,205 It's hot. It's hot. 110 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:58,858 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 111 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:08,201 (WOMAN MOANING IN PLEASURE) 112 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:14,073 (WOMAN MOANING LOUDLY) 113 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:15,875 (YELLING) Stop it! 114 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,178 (BALLOON POPS) 115 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:22,782 MARNIE: Welcome to the fucked-up mystery that is my life. 116 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,690 Sorry if that made you a bit sick in your mouth. 117 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:33,760 I've thought about a lot of awful things, 118 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,863 but that shit show was the mother of them all. 119 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:49,308 ♪ Loneliness ♪ 120 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,478 When I was 14, I started having 121 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:54,313 relentless graphic thoughts about sex. 122 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,750 Not just sex, sex. Fucked-up sex. 123 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:00,486 Sex-that-gets-you-arrested sex. 124 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,989 And 3,723 days later, 125 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,324 it hasn't stopped. 126 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:10,663 ♪ The sun ain't gonna shine anymore ♪ 127 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,665 ♪ The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky ♪ 128 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,333 (ENGINE REVVING) 129 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:19,172 ♪ The tears are always cloudin' your eyes ♪ 130 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,508 It's like The Sixth Sense, but I don't see dead people. 131 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:26,479 I see naked ones. 132 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:32,018 I've turned everyone and everything you can imagine into filth. 133 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:35,121 Except my family. 134 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,791 Until today. 135 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,096 ♪ With nothin' to lose ♪ 136 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:47,867 Most people moved to London to seek their fortune. 137 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:51,003 I'll settle for some fucking answers. 138 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:55,708 ♪ The sun ain't gonna shine anymore ♪ 139 00:07:55,808 --> 00:08:00,213 ♪ The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky ♪ 140 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:05,685 ♪ The tears are always cloudin' your eyes ♪ 141 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,653 (SIREN WAILING) 142 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,389 ♪ When you're without love ♪ 143 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,659 ♪ The sun ain't gonna shine anymore ♪ 144 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:14,894 ♪ The sun ain't gonna shine anymore ♪ 145 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,230 (MOBILE VIBRATING) 146 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:21,334 ♪ The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky ♪ 147 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:25,905 I'm doing them a favour. 148 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,241 Nobody wants a pervert for a daughter. 149 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,210 They can't stick that in their Christmas newsletter. 150 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:34,981 (MOBILE VIBRATING) 151 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,517 (SIGHS WEARILY) 152 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:43,923 (HORN HONKS) 153 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,336 That's not just a random nipple. 154 00:08:57,403 --> 00:09:00,506 That's 781 minutes of thinking what I could do to it. 155 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:04,877 Lick it, suck it, 156 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:08,447 flick it, milk... it? 157 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,297 (WHOOSHES) 158 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,631 For fuck's sake. 159 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,602 (SIGHS) 160 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:32,705 -(MOANS IN PLEASURE) -(GASPS) 161 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,250 (KEYS CLICKING) 162 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:49,555 (BEEPS) 163 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,831 (LINE RINGING) 164 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,133 MARNIE: Hi. 165 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,002 HELEN ON PHONE: For 166 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,737 your mom said you're in fucking London. 167 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:05,938 What the fuck? 168 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:06,839 You can't just fuck off to London 169 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,641 and expect me to do nothing. 170 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:08,941 I was so worried. 171 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:11,243 (SIGHS) 172 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,581 (GASPING) I... 173 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:21,187 I just keep... thinking about all this stuff. 174 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,355 What stuff? 175 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,624 You always say that, but you never say what. 176 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:27,259 -I can't. -WOMAN: Shh. 177 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:28,127 Do you want me to come down? 178 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,863 'Cause I will. I've got holidays to take. 179 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,965 No. I don't want anyone with me. 180 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,500 Well, what am I supposed to do 181 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,534 if I'm up here and you're down there? 182 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:37,670 (CRYING) I don't know what's wrong with me. 183 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:41,874 You're just a bit anxious. Aren't you? 184 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,876 That's what it is. It's anxiety. 185 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:44,877 Everyone has got it. 186 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,813 - God, you're so mainstream. -(LAUGHS) 187 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,882 (HELEN LAUGHING) 188 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,884 Speak to someone. 189 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,319 Please? 190 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,056 I'm really worried about you, Marn. 191 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,725 So am I. 192 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,560 (CRYING) 193 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,898 (BEEPS) 194 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,069 (TRAIN CHUGGING) 195 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:26,018 RECEPTIONIST: Marnie MacAuley, room five. 196 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:30,356 You won't shock me. I've heard some things. 197 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:35,728 Uh, I just worry all the time. 198 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,597 About sex stuff, mainly. 199 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,834 And what... triggers these worries? 200 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,104 Anyone with genitalia. 201 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,041 Who has an anxiety attack in the MandS lingerie department 202 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,609 or while watching Lorraine? 203 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,112 Oh. 204 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:57,717 Um, so what is it about those situations 205 00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,852 that distresses you? 206 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:04,356 Well, um, with Lorraine, 207 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:07,426 uh, I was watching it and I noticed her shoes 208 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,628 'cause she always has nice shoes on. 209 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,765 And I noticed the pointy heels. 210 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:16,869 And... then I thought about where she could put one. 211 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,772 Like in her vagina. 212 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:27,246 And then I was like, "Why did I think that?" 213 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,815 Do I want to do that to Lorraine? 214 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:30,816 So, then I tried to unthink it, 215 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,485 but then it just made me think about it more. 216 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,453 And then it was an hour later, 217 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:35,888 and I was still thinking about it 218 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,124 and... I couldn't breathe. 219 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,259 That's why it distressed me. 220 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,094 Do you mostly think about women? 221 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,496 Uh, not just women, but-- 222 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,332 You have explicit sexual thoughts about them 223 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,134 and it upsets you. 224 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,636 Is it possible you could be gay? 225 00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,608 Is being gay so hard to imagine? 226 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:57,476 (SIGHS THOUGHTFULLY) 227 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:01,180 I haven't been with a woman. 228 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,518 I've spent so much time trying to decide if I want to 229 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,687 and I moved on to the borders after uni 230 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,356 so I couldn't, 'cause it's home. 231 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,824 And you can't sleep with a woman 232 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,859 'cause she probably goes to Zumba with your mum 233 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,594 and you can't go to the doctor 234 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,597 because sometime she comes over to play penny whistle with your dad. 235 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,934 Not a euphemism. It actually happens. 236 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,305 You're not at home any more. 237 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,712 (ENGINE REVVING) 238 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,713 (DOG BARKING) 239 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,691 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 240 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,494 -(POPS) -SHEREEN: Sorry! 241 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,529 I had it left over from a work party and I couldn't resist. 242 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,698 (YELLING) 'Cause Marnie's in the house! 243 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,000 (WHOOPING) 244 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,168 Come in! Come in! 245 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,570 Thank you so much for letting me stay. 246 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,705 Thanks for wanting to! 247 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:02,007 You look amazing, by the way. 248 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,677 Oh, thanks. So do you. 249 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:06,579 So, what have you been up to? 250 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,582 I've not seen you since school. 251 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,749 Except on Instagram. 252 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,185 And that one time at the Co-op at Christmas. 253 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:16,021 Um... just uni. 254 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,890 I'd moved home for a bit. 255 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,559 -Worked at the golf club. -Yeah? Then what? 256 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,163 Um... cut to now. 257 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,564 Oh. 258 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,067 I thought you would have written a book by now, 259 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,435 or at least have a podcast or-- 260 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,103 That's why I'm here. 261 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,440 Thanks again for letting me stay. 262 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,608 It's fine. It'll be just like school. 263 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,110 Except you'll have to talk to me 264 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,012 and your friends won't victimise me. 265 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,281 (CHUCKLES) 266 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:47,887 So, uh, where's your spare room? 267 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,225 (LAUGHS) 268 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:54,960 -Funny. -Yeah, well, I still need to clear it out. 269 00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,231 Oh, you're serious? 270 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,233 Well, I did say it's a little bijou, 271 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,034 but it's London, you know? 272 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,302 But, it's private. It's got a door. 273 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,037 Look. You can close it. 274 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,574 -Thanks. -(LAUGHS) 275 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,976 It's just gonna be for a bit while I get myself sorted. 276 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,044 So, what made you come to London? 277 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,313 (INHALES) 278 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,316 Just fancied a change. 279 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,151 Oh, yeah? Me too. 280 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,486 I'm learning shiatsu at the moment 281 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,987 'cause I work in corporate 282 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,255 for Pets For All, and it's really dry. 283 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,323 I can't even remember 284 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,225 the last time I touched an animal. 285 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,460 So, let me know if you want a massage. 286 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,962 Oh, I'm good. Thanks. 287 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:30,729 Or anything that will make your stay more comfortable. 288 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:33,666 Like a cup of tea or toothpaste, 289 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,134 biscuits, sanitary towel. 290 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,837 Oyster cards, tourist information leaflet. 291 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,839 Whatever you need, just say. 292 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,007 I can get you anything. 293 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,344 Except drugs. 294 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,646 Well, I can get you cat tranquillisers from work. 295 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:50,683 Oh, it's okay. I brought my own. 296 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,350 -Oh, did you? -No. 297 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,519 (BOTH LAUGHING) 298 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,787 No. 299 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:57,122 Um, thanks, though. 300 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,658 You're a really good friend. 301 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,694 (CHUCKLES) 302 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,829 Yeah, I know. 303 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,765 I'm gonna go shops, but, er, these are for you. 304 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:07,933 Thanks! 305 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,835 (YELLING) Welcome to London, mate! 306 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,170 (CHUCKLES) 307 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,173 (MARNIE CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 308 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,507 (ENGINE REVVING) 309 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,711 MARNIE: (NARRATING) It's just a room full of women. 310 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,113 I've been in loads of them. 311 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,282 Toilets, fitting rooms, 312 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,216 Emily Bronte society... 313 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,551 This will be just like that. 314 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,885 Except, I'm wasted 315 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,888 and I won't have to discuss Wuthering Heights. 316 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,175 BARTENDER: Yes? 317 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:52,244 Uh, can I get a vodka soda, please? 318 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:53,912 You have some ID? 319 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,681 To see if I'm gay? 320 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,383 To see if you're that. 321 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,551 (LAUGHING) 322 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,420 Sure. Sorry. 323 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,525 Thanks. 324 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,262 (LIQUID TRICKLING) 325 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,167 I like your top. 326 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,038 (CHUCKLES) 327 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,908 You can tap here. 328 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,111 Thanks. 329 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,028 Can I get you a drink? 330 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,198 Thanks. 331 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,934 I'm a teetotaller till Tuesday. 332 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,536 Why? 333 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,605 For this article I'm writing. 334 00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:54,606 I'm like the Duracell Bunny 335 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:55,941 and my skin is mint, 336 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:59,278 but I'm boring as fuck on a night out. 337 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:03,782 Especially when your mates are hammered by half eight. 338 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:06,919 You're a writer? 339 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:16,662 Sorry. Do you mind? 340 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,464 She's like right there in front of me. 341 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,165 She thinks I'm looking down her top. 342 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:23,102 Which I was, because that's what I'm like. 343 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,337 (CHUCKLES) 344 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,339 So... 345 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,108 Been gay for long? 346 00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:30,576 (LAUGHS) 347 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,178 Who asks that? 348 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,914 Have you just come out, or something? 349 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,851 Well, I've opened the door. 350 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,186 I don't want any drama. 351 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,254 Me, neither. 352 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:45,624 I just want pussy. 353 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,762 So, who do you write for? 354 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,531 Ethel. 355 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,334 It's this online magazine. 356 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,603 Wow! 357 00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:58,837 I wish I could write professionally. 358 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:01,840 So, what have you been doing? 359 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,144 I've just been living my life. 360 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,678 And then suddenly, 361 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,514 I was like, "I hate my life." 362 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,216 So, the other day, I was like, 363 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,284 "Fuck it. 364 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,887 "I don't have to do this." 365 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,688 I packed a bag, 366 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,323 got on a bus in Scotland 367 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,058 and got off a bus in London. 368 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,128 The other day? 369 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:23,729 (CHUCKLES) Well, yeah. 370 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,130 And yesterday, I was like, 371 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,533 (YELLING EXCITEDLY) "I have to do this now!" 372 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:28,634 (BOTH LAUGHING) 373 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,135 Oh, shit. 374 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,245 Well, we're always looking for interns, 375 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,981 so... you should send us your CV. 376 00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,249 Yeah? 377 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,685 Cool. Thanks. 378 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,754 Obviously, that would be redacted 379 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,322 if your moves are shite. 380 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:59,698 ♪ I feel depressed, I feel so bad ♪ 381 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:05,103 ♪ 'Cause you're the best girl that I've ever had ♪ 382 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:12,678 ♪ I can't get your love, I can't get a fraction ♪ 383 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:19,017 ♪ Oh, little girls, psychotic reaction ♪ 384 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:21,286 ♪ And it feels like this ♪ 385 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:38,637 I'm going to the loo. 386 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,106 Oh. All right. 387 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,374 (GIRLS YELLING) 388 00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:27,152 MARNIE: (NARRATING) 389 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:29,021 It must be like holding a flipper. 390 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,357 Is that desire or anxiety? 391 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,195 MAN: Here's a feeling. 392 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,197 (YELLING) I'm pissed off! 393 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,532 Oh, hey, Amber. You all right? 394 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,301 AMBER: Yeah. Not bad. Yourself? 395 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,269 How is the art stuff going? 396 00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,972 Yeah. Just... yeah. 397 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,808 (DOG BARKING) 398 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,209 Right after you. 399 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,451 So, what was this time? 400 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:00,886 Did you not like her drawings? 401 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,454 It doesn't matter. It's finished. 402 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:03,855 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 403 00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:09,361 (THUDS) 404 00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:11,630 (MAN SIGHS WEARILY) 405 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,867 Hi, I'm Marnie. 406 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,136 Joe. 407 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:19,671 Babe, it's not a meeting. 408 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,073 Yeah. Sorry. That was really formal. 409 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,375 Anyway, I should let you two... 410 00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,344 -It's okay. You don't have to. -AMBER: It's fine. 411 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:26,812 He's just gonna go upstairs 412 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,313 and listen to James Blake on repeat. 413 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,481 It's what he usually does. 414 00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:34,586 So... 415 00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:36,855 Which one's yours? 416 00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:40,392 Um, it's that one. 417 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:44,396 (THUDDING) 418 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,200 All right. 419 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,911 Just make yourself at home. 420 00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:03,215 It's like Pinterest in here. 421 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,284 When Nana died, 422 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,619 I got loads of her furniture. 423 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,721 Cool. 424 00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:10,288 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 425 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,289 Not that your gran died, 426 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:15,260 uh, but that you got free stuff out of it. 427 00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:22,901 And loads of perfume. 428 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,871 I smell like a dead, old lady. 429 00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:29,241 No, I'm being serious. Go on. Smell it. 430 00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:30,909 (LAUGHING) 431 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:33,278 Do you have anything to drink? 432 00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:34,613 Uh, like, booze, or something like that? 433 00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:37,549 No. I binned it all when I went teetotaller, didn't I? 434 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,490 So... 435 00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:48,460 What shall we do? 436 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,970 I'm just going to go to the loo... again. 437 00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:01,173 (LAUGHS) I've drank a lot. 438 00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:04,009 It's upstairs. 439 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:04,476 (DOOR OPENS) 440 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,512 (DOOR CLOSES) 441 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:21,293 (CLEARS THROAT) 442 00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:25,530 (CHUCKLES) 443 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,365 Uh, Amber told me to make myself at home. 444 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:31,536 And when I'm at home, 445 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:34,706 I like to relax with a nice glass of sherry. 446 00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:37,876 That's sherry vinegar. 447 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:41,146 I'm realizing that now. 448 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:44,516 I've got some vodka in my room. 449 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:48,220 Are you bragging or offering? 450 00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:50,355 I'm offering. 451 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,459 (CHUCKLES) 452 00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:56,228 Uh, then, I'll have some. 453 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,562 With a vinaigrette chaser. 454 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,132 It's okay. You don't have to come. 455 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:04,803 Yeah. No, I'll wait here. 456 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:08,039 MARNIE: (THINKING) Why did I think that? 457 00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:09,574 Do I want that? 458 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,409 What if I did that? 459 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,045 I can't get distracted by cock. 460 00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:15,247 Cocks ruin enough already. 461 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,416 They're not ruining my first lesbian encounter. 462 00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:21,586 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 463 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,524 (CHUCKLES) 464 00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:34,566 Straight? 465 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,268 I'm with Amber, so... 466 00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:41,072 I've not got any mixers. 467 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,575 (CHUCKLES) 468 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,578 -Straight's fine. -(CHUCKLES) 469 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,017 Good. Yeah. 470 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,585 (CHUCKLES) 471 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:05,297 You all right? 472 00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:09,467 Amber will be wondering where I am. 473 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,874 MARNIE: (NARRATING) It's like having sexual FOMO. 474 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:17,475 Why am I thinking about men 475 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,477 when I should be thinking about women? 476 00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:22,480 The only way I'll know what I feel in my body 477 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,083 is if I feel nothing in my head. 478 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,723 On a scale of one to fucked up, 479 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:33,491 how fucked up would it be 480 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,492 if I drank this? 481 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,730 (COUGHS) 482 00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:41,166 ♪ And I don't want to say that I feel fine ♪ 483 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,567 (COUGHING) 484 00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:44,302 ♪ Like everybody else ♪ 485 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:47,572 ♪ 'Cause I'm not like everybody else ♪ 486 00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:49,074 (SIGHS WEARILY) 487 00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:51,009 ♪ I'm not like everybody else ♪ 488 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,311 (DOOR OPENS) 489 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,948 (EXHALES) 490 00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:58,350 I think we should have sex. 491 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,619 Whoa. Keeno. 492 00:27:02,854 --> 00:27:04,689 Are you okay? (CHUCKLES) 493 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:05,590 You've had quite a bit to drink. 494 00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:08,860 Uh, yeah, it makes me really horny. 495 00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:14,165 (CHUCKLING) 496 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:15,967 You taste really minty. 497 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:20,538 We should lie down. 498 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,676 Are you sure? We can just do it... 499 00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:25,877 (SHUSHES) 500 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,712 Chatty McChatterson. 501 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,182 (KISSING) 502 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,696 AMBER: I'll do it. 503 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,398 It's a lot easier. 504 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,968 They get real tight at the ankles. 505 00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:52,737 (EXHALES) 506 00:27:54,572 --> 00:27:55,974 (SIGHS) 507 00:27:57,575 --> 00:27:59,077 (EXHALES) 508 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,749 (LAUGHING) It's impossible to see this in a sexy way. 509 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,690 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 510 00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:15,427 Okay, boss? 511 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,898 Oh. Your knickers are off, too. 512 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,267 I can put them back on 513 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,002 if it's a problem. 514 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,237 No. It's fine. 515 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:29,674 (EXHALES) 516 00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:38,550 ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 517 00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:40,752 ♪ Yes, I'm ready ♪ 518 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:42,954 ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 519 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,090 ♪ Yes, I'm ready ♪ 520 00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:47,092 ♪ I don't even know ♪ 521 00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:49,627 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 522 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,297 ♪ How to love you ♪ 523 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,066 Keep going. That's it! 524 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:57,469 -(AMBER MOANING) -Oh, yes. 525 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,937 ♪ Just the way ♪ 526 00:28:59,037 --> 00:28:59,471 Oh, darling. 527 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,139 No. (EXCLAIMS IN PAIN) 528 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,641 What the fuck? 529 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:05,977 Fuck. 530 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:08,246 Fuck. 531 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,048 What happened? 532 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,652 I don't think you're my type. 533 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,088 -(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN) -What? 534 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,397 I've never done it with a girl before. 535 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,069 (SIGHS) 536 00:29:31,136 --> 00:29:32,470 I didn't know you were that new. 537 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,606 You're practically still in your wrapping. 538 00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:37,509 -Christ. -Sorry. 539 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,811 (CRYING) I've really got to go now. Bye. 540 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:42,914 Well, at least let me get you a taxi, or something. 541 00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:44,516 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 542 00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:49,821 I'm a fucking twat. 543 00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:05,036 (MOANS) 544 00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:09,174 (PEOPLE MOANING) 545 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:10,842 Fucking stop! 546 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,679 (CRYING) I want it to stop. 547 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:24,722 -Watch it. -Oh, sorry. 548 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,058 You okay? I got a mixer. 549 00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:30,395 I didn't go out, especially. I was going any-- 550 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,563 (RETCHING) 551 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,131 (JOE EXCLAIMS) 552 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,200 Sorry. 553 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,235 It's fine. You missed it. You all right? 554 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,971 Yeah. (RETCHING) 555 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:42,574 Uh, let's sit this out and wait. 556 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,009 No, it's okay. You don't have to. (RETCHING) 557 00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:46,845 Hey. What did you eat? 558 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,047 (MARNIE GROANS) 559 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:54,853 How disgusting, though. There's sick on the street. 560 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:55,420 A fox will eat it. 561 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,856 Now, that's disgusting. 562 00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:00,391 Those people are looking. 563 00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:02,060 It's London. 564 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:02,894 Nobody gives a shit. 565 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,097 As long as you don't mug them 566 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:08,333 or talk to them, you can do what you like. 567 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:10,535 That's what's so good about it. 568 00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:12,270 Why do you think people come and live here? 569 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:14,873 (LAUGHS) 570 00:31:16,174 --> 00:31:17,575 Do you want my number? 571 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,878 Oh. Confusing. 572 00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:21,613 And forward. 573 00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:22,780 Give me your phone. 574 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,551 (CHUCKLES) 575 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,453 You definitely won't remember this. 576 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:29,921 I will. 577 00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:32,924 I will remember this 578 00:31:33,591 --> 00:31:36,928 'cause it's quite nice. 579 00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:38,129 (JOE CHUCKLING) 580 00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,600 Will you be okay? 581 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:43,935 Do you not want me to get you a cab, or something? 582 00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:45,637 No! I'm a feminist. 583 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,305 If you follow me, it's harassment. 584 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,974 So, don't. 585 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:51,643 Please? 586 00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:53,645 I'll just watch 587 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,813 until you get around the corner. 588 00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:00,318 Hey. This isn't creepy. 589 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:05,490 (SIGHS) 590 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,058 This is creepy. 591 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,905 MARNIE: (NARRATING) People here don't give a shit what I do. 592 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:25,443 What if I sucked off that man? 593 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,479 What if I finger-bang that woman? 594 00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:30,949 What if I wanked on that bollard? 595 00:32:33,184 --> 00:32:36,854 ♪ I could be happy, I could be happy ♪ 596 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,690 ♪ Or go to Skye on my holiday ♪ 597 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,358 I could do anything 598 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:41,859 and no one would even notice me. 599 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:44,829 I'm anonymous. 600 00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:45,363 A nobody. 601 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:46,431 A stranger. 602 00:32:46,497 --> 00:32:47,999 I could be anyone. 603 00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:51,636 London doesn't give a shit what that is. 604 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,543 ♪ All of these things I do ♪ 605 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,712 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 606 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,680 ♪ All of these things I do ♪ 607 00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:05,817 ♪ To get away from you ♪ 608 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:10,054 I'm lost in a city of eight million people. 609 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,558 But, I will find myself here. 610 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:16,728 Even if that makes me sound like a massive wanker. 611 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:20,498 (YELLING) Something is wrong with me! 612 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,036 ♪ Escape from you ♪ 613 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:34,045 ♪ I would like to climb high in a tree ♪ 614 00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:37,915 ♪ I could be happy, I could be happy ♪ 615 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,719 ♪ Or go to Skye on my holiday ♪ 616 00:33:41,819 --> 00:33:45,556 ♪ I could be happy, I could be happy ♪ 617 00:33:45,656 --> 00:33:49,494 ♪ Maybe swim a mile down the Nile ♪ 618 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,564 ♪ I could be happy, I could be happy ♪ 619 00:33:56,901 --> 00:34:00,772 ♪ All of these things I do ♪ 620 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,608 ♪ All of these things I do ♪ 621 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,010 ♪ To get away from you ♪ 622 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:11,449 ♪ Get away, run away, far away ♪ 623 00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:15,887 ♪ How do I ♪ 624 00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:20,191 ♪ Get away, run away, far away ♪ 625 00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:22,927 ♪ How do I ♪ 626 00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:27,632 ♪ Get away, run away, far away ♪ 627 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:31,135 ♪ How do I ♪ 628 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:35,273 ♪ Get away, run away, far away ♪ 629 00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:37,809 ♪ How do I ♪ 630 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:42,980 ♪ Get away, run away, far away ♪ 631 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:46,751 ♪ How do I ♪