1 00:00:01,585 --> 00:00:03,128 - [rumbling] - [thunderclaps] 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:05,422 [♪ intense music playing] 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:07,799 [squeaking] 4 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,645 [Lord Morsus] Minister McFigglehorn. 5 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:20,812 I've been waiting. 6 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,272 Lord Morsus. 7 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:27,986 I've brought you the Eye of Evilini. 8 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,363 [Lord Morsus] Excellent. 9 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,948 [music intensifies] 10 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:40,123 I have a very important job for you. 11 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:43,460 I assure you, I will not let you down. 12 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,753 [laughs] 13 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,173 [Lord Morsus] I'll make sure that you don't... 14 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,634 with this. 15 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,718 [gasps] 16 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,054 [whooshing] 17 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:05,023 [Lord Morsus] Now you are fully under my control. 18 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,735 If the prophecy is to be fulfilled, 19 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:11,863 I must have the young wizard's power. 20 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,366 But the Russos will never let that happen. 21 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,786 They're too strong together. 22 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:20,831 Then we must break them apart. 23 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,666 [Lord Morsus laughing] 24 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,543 - [laughing] - [Lord Morsus laughs louder] 25 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:25,836 [laughing loudly] 26 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,379 [both laughing intensely] 27 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,967 [Lord Morsus] Okay, we're done laughing. 28 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,763 I know. I know, I'm late. 29 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,057 But don't worry, your number one student is here. 30 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:40,642 Let the wizarding begin! 31 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,478 Nice work, Roman! 32 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,063 Whoa. You started the wizarding 33 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:46,565 without your number one student? 34 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,650 Billie, you weren't his "number one student." 35 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:51,194 You were his "one student." There's a difference. 36 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,196 Sorry, Billie, we had to get started. 37 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,614 Now that the boys have powers, 38 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,450 you're not the only wizard I'm teaching. 39 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,951 I'm getting good with my wand. 40 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,369 I've only had it for two days 41 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,330 and I already know how to scratch my back. 42 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,832 You already taught him Scratch-us My Back-us? 43 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,253 Oh, no, you're just using it like a stick. 44 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:10,797 Milo, stop messing around. 45 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,132 We have a ton of work ahead. 46 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,925 I have to get you all ready to compete 47 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,886 in the Family Wizard Competition. 48 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,179 That's not for three years. 49 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,181 Check it out. Taught myself a new spell. 50 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,016 I call it Itch-us My Arm Pit-us. 51 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,228 Three years is suddenly feeling like not enough time. 52 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,481 Well, if only one of us can be the family wizard 53 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:28,565 and keep our powers, 54 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,067 everyone knows it's gonna be me. 55 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,568 Learning is my superpower. 56 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,279 I thought turning milk into farts was your superpower. 57 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,282 I wouldn't talk to me that way. 58 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:40,160 Unlike you, I know how to use my wand. 59 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,745 I know how to use my wand, too. 60 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,747 [in high-pitched voice] Ow! 61 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,873 Dad! 62 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,919 Yeah, I think I got this competition locked up. 63 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,170 [scoffs] You wish. 64 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:53,006 Too bad there isn't a way to prove who's the better wizard. 65 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,383 Oh, wait, there is. 66 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,760 Numbers rise, points are scored. 67 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,804 Track them with a Bibbidi Bobbidi Board. 68 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:04,351 It follows our progress and gives us points for every new spell we learn. 69 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,019 That's not gonna be distracting. 70 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,021 [dings] 71 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:11,066 Sweet. Got another point for doing the Bibbidi Bobbidi Board spell. 72 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:12,526 It's fine. I'll catch up. 73 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,361 Please. You've got five points. 74 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,029 Talk to me when you've got 500. 75 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,408 - [dings] - Yes! Another point. 76 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,034 Hey, Billie. 77 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,329 Remember a month ago when you said to talk to you when I had 500 points? 78 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,581 - Yeah. - What'd you wanna talk about? 79 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,584 [♪ theme song playing] 80 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,672 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 81 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:37,467 ♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪ 82 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,429 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 83 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:44,808 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 84 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,269 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 85 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,730 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 86 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:51,857 Yes, please. 87 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,485 ♪ What it seems ♪ 88 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,324 All I'm saying is you're pronouncing the Snack spell wrong. 89 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,618 I've been doing magic since you were in diapers. 90 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,662 I'm sure I know how to say Tummy-us Yummy-us. 91 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,248 That's just it. It's Tum-me-us Yum-me-us. 92 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,125 I always put the emphasis on "me." 93 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,544 Yeah, you do. That's why you're annoying. 94 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:16,423 You're just jealous because my brain is wired for magic. 95 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:20,260 I'm like Mozart with music, or da Vinci with painting, 96 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:24,473 or a... or a sports guy with... with sports. 97 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,350 Hey, guys. What's new? 98 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,394 I'm just explaining to Roman that I'm 99 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,730 the best wizard in the house and always will be. 100 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,690 Oh, so nothing's new. 101 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,276 Hey, guys. Great lesson today. 102 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:39,696 But, Roman, next time you try to correct my pronunciation, don't... 103 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:42,324 wait so long. I sounded like an idiot! 104 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,575 Not anymore, you don't. 105 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,827 Better watch out, Billie. Pretty soon, this guy 106 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,913 is gonna be teaching the class. [laughs] 107 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,122 Up top! 108 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,207 [both] Whoo! 109 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,001 Like Roman could ever teach me to be a wizard. 110 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,252 - Up top! - [screams] 111 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,632 I could teach you how to do that, too. [chuckles] 112 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,639 Having all the kids in the lair has been so much fun. 113 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,350 Billie's doing great and... and you should see Roman. 114 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,726 He just soaks up magic. 115 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,354 - And? - And what? 116 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,439 - You forgot about Milo. - I said Milo. 117 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,024 - No, you didn't. - I didn't? 118 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,026 Oh, Well, uh, that's because... 119 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:21,238 he's a pleasure to have in class. 120 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,490 That's what teachers say on your report card 121 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,826 when they don't have anything good to say. 122 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,328 - Wait, does everyone know we do that? - [chuckles] 123 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:31,206 I gotta come up with a new report card lie. 124 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,500 Look, I get that Roman is a lot like you were 125 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:36,044 when you were a student, and you're excited about that. 126 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,338 But just don't forget about Billie and Milo. 127 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,549 I won't forget about Billie. 128 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:42,968 - And Milo. - Right. 129 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,554 [Milo] Hey, Dad! 130 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,056 I finally learned my first spell. 131 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,684 Oh, that's great, buddy. Let's see it. 132 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,435 Junk-us M'Trunk-us. 133 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,104 [whooshing] 134 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,524 Ha! How great is this? 135 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,901 Oh, we just folded that. 136 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,529 Sorry. This thing's got a mind of its own. 137 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,989 Milo, magic is no joke. 138 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,616 I know. I worked really hard on Junk-us M'Trunk-us. 139 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,951 [whooshing] 140 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,497 My backyard's got a backyard! 141 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,334 Milo, you need to start taking magic more seriously. 142 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,879 - [hesitate] Like your brother. - [winces] Justin. 143 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,089 Giada, he's starting the sixth grade this year. 144 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,716 He's not a little kid anymore. 145 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,134 You're can't be a great wizard 146 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,094 if you don't start taking magic seriously. 147 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:29,848 Fine! I'll go in the lair and spend rest of the day working on serious spells. 148 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,266 Is that what you want? 149 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,767 Uh, yeah, that'd be great. 150 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,855 Fine! Then... that's where I'll be. 151 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,189 [squeaking] 152 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,947 Shrunk-us His Trunk-us. 153 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:47,449 - [pops] - [Milo] Ah! 154 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,201 Thank you. 155 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,289 I don't even know what I was worried about. 156 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:55,999 Roman learned all the easy spells. 157 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,543 - So what? He's gonna slow down. - [dings] 158 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,337 [Roman] Learned another one. 159 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,463 I'm not worried. 160 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,922 [dinging] 161 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,799 [Roman] Oh. Two more that time. 162 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,092 Still not worried. 163 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,302 [dinging] 164 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:08,928 [Roman] That's a three-fer. 165 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,347 Okay, I gotta do something. 166 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,556 You could study harder. 167 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,141 [laughs] Winter, quit playing? 168 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,018 You know, I'mma cast a spell on him. 169 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,229 Right. Let's see. 170 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,941 [gasps] Ooh. Reverse curse. Here's one I've never done. 171 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,319 I'll cast this on him, and his points will go down. 172 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,113 Time unbound, cast this curse, 173 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,531 put this boy in reverse. 174 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,575 [dings] 175 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,702 [gasps] Yes! It worked. 176 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,747 Now, every time he casts a spell, he'll lose a point. 177 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:36,873 I assume. 178 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,584 [baby crying] 179 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,336 Do you hear a baby crying? 180 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,546 No. You don't either. 181 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,090 [crying continues] 182 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,716 Okay, that's a baby crying. 183 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,764 Billie, you turned Roman into a baby. 184 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,266 Nah, you don't know that. That could be any baby. 185 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:58,019 It's wearing flat front chinos and a cardigan. 186 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,815 Dang it. I turned Roman into a baby. 187 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,031 I turned Roman into a baby. 188 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,450 It's fine. We'll get him into a good preschool, 189 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:15,078 and in 14 years, it'll be like this never happened. 190 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,082 I can't believe I'm saying this, but... 191 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,751 [in baby voice] he is kinda cute. 192 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,504 [Roman] Of course, I'm cute. I'm a baby. 193 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,718 Why are you looking at me like you can't understand me? 194 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,262 Oh, no. I can only make baby noises. 195 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,180 You can't hear what I'm thinking. 196 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,892 I have to find a way to turn him back before anyone finds out. 197 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,394 [farts] 198 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,314 And before I have to change his diaper. I'm not doing that. 199 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,027 Dad wants me to be more like Roman? 200 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,903 I will be exactly like Roman. 201 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:52,240 [imitates Roman] "I love school. Learning is my superpower." 202 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:56,411 [in normal voice] Dude, that was a perfect Roman. I gotta do it for Billie. 203 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,622 [sighs] No. This is exactly what Dad was talking about. 204 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,834 [imitates Justin] "Milo, you have to take magic more seriously." 205 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:06,337 [in normal voice] Dude, that was a perfect Dad. I gotta do it for Mom. 206 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,506 [sighs] Come on, Milo! 207 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,092 Would you stop being hilarious and just study? 208 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,637 [♪ foreboding music playing] 209 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,892 [softly] I just need to sneak into the house 210 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:23,271 and find the perfect place to hide this. 211 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,648 Minister McFigglehorn? 212 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,110 - What are you doing here? - I... uh... 213 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,654 Did you come to see if I was doing serious magic? 214 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,449 Yes. That's why I'm here. 215 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,367 How's it going? 216 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,828 - Short answer or long answer? - Short answer. 217 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,081 It was the morning of my father's birthday. 218 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,875 I was in my bedroom when Billie came through my mirror. 219 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,293 This is the short version? 220 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:49,923 Yeah. The long version starts when my parents decided to "try for a girl." 221 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,007 So, where was I? 222 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,010 It was the morning of my father's birthday. 223 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,891 Man, there's gotta be a spell in here to turn you back. 224 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,434 - [baby Roman sniffles] - Ugh. 225 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:04,938 I didn't think it was possible for you to cry more than you do as a teenager. 226 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,107 [Roman] This crying is perfectly justified 227 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,442 because you turned me into a baby. 228 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,569 - [baby Roman whines] - You must be hungry. 229 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:12,821 [Roman] I'm not hungry. 230 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,197 Or maybe you want a binkie. 231 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,533 [Roman] I don't need a binkie. I'm 14. 232 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,495 - [baby Roman crying] - Why won't you just go to sleep? 233 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,416 ♪ Rock-a-bye Roman On the treetop... ♪ 234 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,961 [Roman] Oh, yeah. Like your dumb song' gonna make me... 235 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,045 [snoring] 236 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,589 Finally. Some peace and quiet. 237 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,634 - Billie! - [baby Roman crying] 238 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,011 Dang it, Winter. I just got him to sleep. 239 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,429 Why are you yelling at me? 240 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,474 I'm the one who'd to go to three stores to get baby supplies. 241 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,768 Well, while you were out having a great time shopping, 242 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,396 I was here caring for our little bundle of joy. 243 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,607 Billie, please, let's not fight in front of the baby. 244 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:52,193 Can you just hold him, so I can find a spell to fix this? 245 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,112 [Roman] No, no. Don't give me to Winter. 246 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,822 You've seen her phone screen. 247 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,074 She drops that thing like four times a day! 248 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,330 How was Price-Co? 249 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,791 Weird. I know I'm wrong about this, 250 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,336 but I swear I saw Winter buying diapers in bulk. 251 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,506 Anyway, have you seen Milo? 252 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,758 I got some fun back-to-school stuff to show him. 253 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,510 I think he's in the lair, studying. 254 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,512 Has he been in there this whole time? 255 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,807 [sighs] I was worried this would happen when you compared him to Roman. 256 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,185 If Milo wants to win the Family Wizard Competition, 257 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,854 Sorry, but he's gonna have to be a little more like Roman. 258 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,106 I don't have a sub shop to give him if he loses. 259 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,047 Wait, Max got stuck making sandwiches 260 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,484 because he lost the competition? 261 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,570 Yeah. And you've seen Milo make a sandwich. 262 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,488 It's wizard or nothing for that kid. 263 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,034 I just... I wanna be sure you didn't hurt his feelings. 264 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,411 I didn't hurt his feelings. He's in there studying. 265 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,371 I motivated him. 266 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,165 Is that how your dad motivated Alex? 267 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,958 By telling her to be more like you? 268 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,418 Oh. Are you kidding me? 269 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,337 When dad did that, Alex conjured a genie, 270 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,088 and she erased me from existence. 271 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,965 [laughing] She... 272 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,134 You know what? I'm gonna go check on Milo. 273 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:04,390 [Roman] Mmm, that is good. Slides right down. 274 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,184 It's kind of fun not having teeth. 275 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,604 And I thought I could eat a lot of pureed asparagus. 276 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,607 There's no counter-spell in here for a Reverse curse. 277 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:13,900 [spits] 278 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,486 [Roman] You're telling me I'm stuck like this? 279 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,570 [baby cries] 280 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,656 No, no, don't cry. 281 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,783 Do I hear crying? Oh! 282 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,409 Where'd that baby come from? 283 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,829 Oh, Mrs. Russo, I can't believe I'm the first to tell you this. 284 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,374 Okay, when two people love each other very much... 285 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,625 We're babysitting. 286 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,585 Yep. We started babysitting. 287 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,464 You know, for neighborhood babies and some small dogs. 288 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:41,844 Aw! I used to babysit when I was your age. 289 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,596 [Roman] Mom! Mom, it's me! 290 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,642 Oh, this guy seems really upset! 291 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,061 [gasps] Roman used to get fussy like this. 292 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,188 Mostly when he needed his diapey changed. 293 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,523 - I'm out. - Gross. 294 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,192 You wimps. I'll do it. 295 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,902 Aw. [sniffs] Ooh! 296 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,446 Who's a Mr. Stinky Bottom? 297 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,407 [Roman] This is humiliating. 298 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,159 Look, we can't keep up this up much longer. 299 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,412 Too bad you can't just reverse the Reverse curse. 300 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,831 That's it! I'll just say the spell backwards. 301 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,935 But I have to get the baby back from Giada before she figures out it's Roman. 302 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,711 [Giada] I know this tushy! 303 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,462 She figured it out. 304 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,591 Uh, why is my 14-year-old son a baby? 305 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:21,759 Um... 306 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,804 Roman was trying to do a spell that was too hard for him, 307 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,347 and he turned himself into a baby. 308 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,765 I told him not to. 309 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,977 [Roman] Like she's ever gonna believe that. 310 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,062 - I believe it. - [Roman] Oh, come on! 311 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,399 Roman's been so obsessed with getting more points than you, 312 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,027 it was only a matter of time before one of his spells backfired. 313 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,404 I'll go get Justin. He'll fix this. 314 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,491 Here, take Roman. I have to fix this. 315 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,618 - But Giadi just said... - I know what she said. 316 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,746 But if Justin fixes it, I don't get the points. 317 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,080 This is still about the points? 318 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,540 It was always about the points. 319 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:57,545 I heard a dog barking and I thought it was our neighbor's dog. 320 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,630 But no, our neighbor has a fish. 321 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,799 What are you talking about? 322 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,218 - I was kind of hoping you knew. - [groans] 323 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,638 I am never getting in that house. 324 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,018 Hey, Milo, I want... Uh... 325 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,103 Minister McFigglehorn! [laughs] 326 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,189 What a surprise. [chuckles] 327 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,607 Did you call the Tribunal? 328 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,210 I didn't call them. She just showed up. 329 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,111 There's something different about you. 330 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,571 I got new glasses. 331 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,116 Sure! Let's go with that. [chuckles] 332 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,578 I heard there are issues with your students. 333 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:35,541 I'd like to speak to Roman and Billie inside your house. 334 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,835 Issues? There are no issues. 335 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,215 Roman misused his spell and it turned him into a baby. 336 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,803 On second thought, maybe we should just talk, um, in here. 337 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,225 All right, Roman, if I fix this, any chance we could keep this between us? 338 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,309 [Roman blows raspberry] 339 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,187 Yeah, I didn't think so. 340 00:14:57,438 --> 00:15:00,024 All right. I just have to say this curse in reverse. 341 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:06,948 Reverse in... 342 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:08,950 reverse in... 343 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,994 Yeah, there's no way I'm gonna remember this. 344 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,413 You are so lucky I'm the president of the Cue Card Club. 345 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,417 Aw, yes, Winter! 346 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,545 Reverse in boy this put, 347 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,338 curse this cast, unbound time! 348 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,633 Did it work? Is he back? 349 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,136 You are in so much trouble! 350 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,428 Yeah, he's back. 351 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,309 - [buzzes] - [Billie] What the heck? 352 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,727 Why did I lose a point? 353 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,855 I'll tell you why. 354 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,900 Because you didn't do the spell right. 355 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,820 Hey, on the bright side, you're not a baby anymore. 356 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:49,240 And yet I'm still wearing a diaper. 357 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,292 Billie, you have to do something fast. 358 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,127 I ain't getting any younger. 359 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,004 He's really not. 360 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,047 In fact, I think he's getting older. 361 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,841 What? Speak up! 362 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,594 Why's your generation always mumbling? 363 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,221 Man, this is bad. 364 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,016 If he keeps aging, he's gonna eventually, you know... 365 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,350 - What? - What? 366 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,353 - Stop aging! - Like Paul Rudd? 367 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,565 No, Winter. Like, he's gonna die. 368 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,358 I'm gonna die? 369 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:26,903 That you heard? 370 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,822 I'm telling Dad. 371 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,533 Hurry! We have to figure out how to fix this before he tells. 372 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,746 I think we've got time. 373 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,126 Professor Russo, if there are no issues 374 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,087 why can't I go inside your house? 375 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,840 You're not hiding something from me? 376 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,717 I am not hiding something from you. 377 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,200 Dad, why can't you go into the house? 378 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,430 [whispers] Because I'm hiding something from her. 379 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,973 Roman's a baby. 380 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,266 Well, everybody knows that! 381 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,020 No, Roman turned himself into an actual baby, 382 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,022 and I can't let McFigglehorn see. 383 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,733 [sighs] I know just the spell to help! 384 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,109 But you only know one spell. 385 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,611 Wait, Milo. 386 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,696 I know. It's not serious magic. 387 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,382 No, I was actually gonna say that's genius! 388 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,700 Um, excuse me for one moment. Just give me a second. 389 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,662 I'll go in there and just, um, tidy up. [chuckles] 390 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,040 I'm done waiting. 391 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,084 - I'm going in. - Me first. 392 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,710 Junk-us M'Trunk-us. 393 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,591 Oh, no! I'm stuck! 394 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,137 What a pain in the... Well, you know. 395 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,515 I was talking about my butt. 396 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,227 How did Roman turn himself into a baby? 397 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,646 So I'm not exactly sure, But I can tell you 398 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,566 he is just as adorable as when he was born. 399 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,151 Oh, Justin, should we have another one? 400 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,906 Guys! You'll never believe what Billie just did. 401 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:54,991 Out of my way, old man. 402 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,535 [gasps] Watch it, whippersnapper! 403 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,412 Roman? 404 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,372 I thought you said he was turned into a baby! 405 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,915 Um... 406 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,041 We started senior-sitting. 407 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,336 You know, for neighborhood old people and some small dogs. 408 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,548 Somebody tell me what's happening. 409 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,633 [sighs] Okay, fine. 410 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,654 When I saw how fast Roman was getting points on the board, 411 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,513 I was afraid he was gonna catch up to me. 412 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,600 So I did a Reverse curse on him to reverse his progress. 413 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,893 But I ended up turning him into a baby. 414 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,163 And let me guess, you tried to reverse the Reverse curse 415 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,689 and you turned him into an old man. 416 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,443 Great work, Dad. 417 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,529 You figured it out. 418 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,489 Are you giving him the slow clap? 419 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,241 No, I'm just old. 420 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,036 This is as fast as I can clap. 421 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,832 Okay, I will reverse the reversed Reverse curse and he'll be back to normal. 422 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,250 No, I have to fix it. 423 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,503 - [Billie gasps] - Oh. 424 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,588 - Oh. - [gags] 425 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,673 - Whoa. - Uh... 426 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:53,799 [Roman] Did it work? 427 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,468 Am I back to normal? 428 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,305 Not exactly. 429 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,725 Enough of this! 430 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,477 - Shrunk-us his... - No! 431 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,063 - Dad, I got a wand! - Wrong side. 432 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,023 Oh, thanks. 433 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,609 Dad, I got a wand! 434 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,194 - Hey, Milo. - [Milo screams] 435 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,570 How does it know my name? 436 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,740 Can someone change me back? 437 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,116 - Let me do it. - I'll do it. 438 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,911 All the magic of today, with this spell I take away. 439 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,372 - [screams] - [thuds] 440 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,876 [sighs] I'm gonna miss dragging that wagon. 441 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,879 It's tough getting old. 442 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,131 Now I know why Mom turned 32 three times. 443 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,218 You sure you want to take a swing at me? 444 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,928 I changed your diaper today. 445 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,639 Well, did I say 32, 'cause I meant 22. 446 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,141 Who put a reverse curse on you, young lady? [chuckles] 447 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,270 Roman, I'm really sorry. 448 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,064 I probably shouldn't have done that spell. 449 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,947 You definitely shouldn't have done that spell. 450 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,569 I guess I was just so used to being Justin's only student. 451 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:59,740 And now that there's three of us, it's like, if I'm not the best, 452 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,992 I don't know what makes me special. 453 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,285 Billie, 454 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,787 you're always gonna be special. 455 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,955 Yeah, you're... 456 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,581 You're our sister. 457 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,537 That's how you think of me? 458 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,335 Y... Yeah. 459 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,962 You took care of me when I needed you. 460 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,782 Granted I only needed you because you turned me into a baby. 461 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,427 So you're not mad at me? 462 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,594 Oh, no. I'm furious. 463 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,740 But in a "mad at my sister, but can't do anything about it, 464 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,991 'cause we're family" kind of way. 465 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,016 [chuckles softly] 466 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,105 Minister McFigglehorn! 467 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,606 How did you get in here? 468 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,942 Through the mirror, upstairs. 469 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,152 But I took your wand. 470 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,695 And I took yours. 471 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,029 It was in your back pocket. 472 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,033 I mean, to be fair, me and my butt were in separate rooms, so... 473 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,581 Well, as you can see, there are no issues. [chuckles nervously] 474 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,624 Everything's under control with my students. 475 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,502 We'll see about that. 476 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,380 - Oh. - [sighs] 477 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,135 Did she change her whole... everything? 478 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,596 Yeah, I think she's going through something. 479 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,975 I'm sorry I forgot about the one in my back pocket. 480 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,935 And I know what you're gonna say. 481 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,139 Roman would have remembered. 482 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,689 That is not what I was going to say. 483 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,316 I mean, I would have. 484 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,750 - I wouldn't have... - [pacifier squeaks] 485 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,446 Sorry. He's cranky 'cause he missed his nap. 486 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,868 Milo, I'm the one who should be apologizing to you. 487 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,745 I should have never compared you to Roman. 488 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,456 I don't want you to be anyone but you. 489 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,042 You are fun, you're creative, you're unique. 490 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,104 I mean, no one else would have thought of stalling McFigglehorn with that spell. 491 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,256 But you said to be a great wizard, I needed to be serious. 492 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,467 You are going to be a great wizard. 493 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,511 You're just gonna do it in your own way. 494 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,559 So that was you buying diapers at Price-Co earlier. 495 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,186 And that was you getting yelled at 496 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,146 for taking too many teriyaki meatball samples. 497 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,374 Know what? I don't think we saw each other. 498 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,608 I wasn't even at Price-Co. 499 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,778 Okay, Roman, new deal. 500 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,381 We forget about the Bibbidi Bobbidi Board and support each other 501 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,575 on our journey to becoming the best wizards we can be. 502 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,203 [both laughing] 503 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,247 You almost had me. 504 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,332 I can barely keep a straight face. 505 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,416 You're going down. 506 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:27,346 Did you place the object in their house, as I asked? 507 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:31,475 Yes, and to be honest, it was easier than I thought. 508 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,602 I think they're going through something. 509 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:40,109 Good! Soon the Russos will fall, 510 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:45,281 and Billie's power will be mine! 511 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,369 [♪ ominous music playing] 512 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,790 [energy crackling]